Circling Back - Him Beam & Montana Brett

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

Montana Brett fills in for Will as the guys discuss their Weekends in Fun, old guys of the week, a Bigfoot Warning (?), Gen Z thinking Margot Robbie and Henry Cavill are mid, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcastWatch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmediaShop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:55) Recapping This Weekend in Fun(37:04) Old Guys of the Week(57:05) A Bigfoot Warning Issued(1:02:28) Are Margot Robbie & Henry Cavill mid?(1:08:24) Brett's Breaking News     Support This Episode’s Sponsors    •    Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off)    •    Nutrafol: Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code CIRCLING to save $10 off your first month’s subscription    •    EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49steam.    •    Earnin: Download the EarnIn app and type in Circling Back under PODCAST when you sign up. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back the circling back podcast my name is dave i'm gonna sit in the host chair today will is out a little under the weather um some are speculating the uh grateful dead flu brett said that earlier not the best line but it's a line and i laughed at it joining me in studio today it's the aforementioned brett merriman uh yeah i've never experienced the grateful dead flu um but if i have any montana flu i'm just gonna flu game div flu doesn't exist up there no you get it you went to montana up around bozeman way huh yeah it's i don't know why we don't have the wash media satellite office in bozeman montana i just want to throw my hat in the rain that i would gladly head up that operation if if if uh time and resources allow i was gonna say there's

a number of reasons do you want to go through them right now resources do not allow unfortunately maybe one day maybe one day how's the cost of living up uh montana really bad actually montana extremely expensive housing specifically we you know as one does when you're on vacation you pop open zillow you see what's around uh and you're looking at like 500 square foot studio apartments for a million dollars why would you need a studio in your apartment unless you're doing this no it's a resource intensive area i'll put it that way beautiful area uh temperature matched out in the mid 80s what if i wanted to buy like uh four and a half acres out yellowstone way what's that gonna set me back um actually

probably probably a lot probably more than alpacas way you're talking about the noted national park right you gotta yeah i don't even know if you can buy land in that no in that natty park honestly i wouldn't think so no yeah but brad would probably try to frack it yeah the way this fucker pulls minerals he put no dude i'm all wind turbines on it give me the air rights you can you can keep your mineral you just want that that's what the air right brett's gonna lay down a solar farm and yell us down he just wants the wind that's all he cares about cool not a lot of wind there should be a lot of open land a lot of wind not a lot of wind turbines i saw out there wide open spaces it's good it's uh it hurts the birds is that what the migratory patterns are

all messed up and then they'll sometimes they'll fly into it and get they go south for the winter a lot of people don't know that they do uh a lot a lot of uh a lot a lot of wildlife up there though what was the coolest animal you saw uh i saw a wolf dylan no you didn't swear to god is this like this is like the time you saw bigfoot no we we went to yellowstone on thursday drove in rachel and i was it enclosed anywhere or was it roaming free that's fucking what if we did this what if we did this in this weekend and fun oh yeah sorry i get horned up talking about that shit dave you know that hey yes yes yes here he is mr pinky doll himself dylan shivery mr what gang gang gang gang oh yeah what what the ice cream so that is that is in randy's wheelhouse

hopefully he hops on the mic in a little bit you're the one showing us as soon as we got in today that shit really i don't get it you're on your pinky doll pill shit i don't know who that is david i don't know who that is we got in today this is this really happened we got in today and dylan on like he had no this did not happen don't say it really happened if it didn't he had his computer hooked up to the tv and he was watching i don't even know what it is yeah that's something i totally do ice cream's so good randy's the freak freak when it comes to that stuff you're just mr gang gang himself dylan uh i am happy to be here, however. It is podcast week.

It's a short week for me, actually. I'm leaving Thursday. Why? I'm headed down Port Aransas Way. Oh, the only ferry in the South. A little family trip. You can drive on the beach there. Really?

We're renting a six-seater golf cart, and I'm pretty pumped about it. You're going to drive a golf cart to Port A. We're renting it when we get down there. That makes a lot more sense. A little community that we're staying in. Anyway, like I said, I'm happy to be here. I feel like it's going to be a strong week of podcasting. Have you hit Flounder?

You know Flounder's got a place down there. He's got a place? He basically lives there. Is he going to be there? I don't know. That's why I said, have you hit him? I didn't hit him. No, I found out about I said have you hit him? I didn't hit him. No, I found out about it literally six seconds ago,

so I haven't hit him up yet. You just found out you're going? I found out that he lives, that he has a spot down there. I was going to say. Yeah, there is a ferry. Literally the only one in the South. Which I had to learn you guys on, that there's a ferry down there, and I've taken it many times.

Really? Yeah. So you drive to Corp and then hit the ferry very time i've taken the ferry sure you have david number of times actually never been um it's yeah it's a cool spot on the texas coast you sure you're not like going a little farther south to like south padre i'm pretty sure yeah this is a family trip. That Dylan trip isn't until March. I'm taking the homie. Actually, as we all know, Dave,

spring break is for GDIs, so I don't attend stuff like that. Gang, gang. Is spring break even a thing anymore? Are people still going to South Padre? You got to think there's still a spring break. Did millennials kill spring break? Did COVID kill spring break?

My latest for Vice. I don't know. I don't work for a frat blog anymore, so I don't really pay attention. Did millennials kill spring break? Did COVID kill spring break? My latest for Vice. Yeah. I don't know. I don't work for a frat blog anymore, so I don't really pay attention. Right. I can't tell you that COVID did kill millions of people. So. Yeah.

Why do I make your jokes? No, I just was wondering about spring break. I feel like we've kind of moved on past like the PCB South Padre era. Along with like frat humor in general yes yes yes daniel will's gonna come back in tomorrow and be so upset at what's happened no will is under the weather will's he's got potentially like the one thing you can't really podcast with obviously if you lose your voice that's the most important but the ear thing throws off your equilibrium you don't want to be you can't you can't do that you just can't poor fella poor guy it's tough like will has the ear thing that's that's a non that's a non-podcast

injury randy comes in with no voice like you can't pod with no voice came in thick as hell though yeah you floated the river again this dude can't stop floating you don't have a voice you lost it he doesn't sound as he sounds okay he sounds okay he doesn't sound like he'd been eating rocks all weekend chewing on gravel he does that a lot maybe we'll hear from him in this weekend and fun hey do us a fave check us out on patreon you guys are familiar with this you're both patrons right i am yeah yeah what are we doing what's tomorrow we're doing touching base tomorrow what are we doing yeah we're doing touching base tomorrow i have your conspiracy theory ready david oh how do you know it's not

already ready it's ready mine's not ready if you'll have a good one for me hit me up why don't you just go find one yourself i do that all the time i'm sick of it i want someone to send How do you know it's not already ready? It's ready. Mine's not ready. If you'll have a good one for me, hit me up. Why don't you just go find one yourself? I do that all the time. I'm sick of it. I want someone to send me a good one that I don't know about yet. Okay, send them your paycheck. Send them your paycheck for tomorrow. Your pay stub.

I'm not going to do that. Check us out on Patreon. That banter, you're going to get that tomorrow. If you subscribe to our Patreon for a year, we'll release Dylan's W2. It's not happening. Say how much we just block stuff out or tax returns. Yeah, obviously we'll block out the Social Security number. Yeah, right.

Thank you. Okay. We'll think about it. You can try a 14-day patron trial. You can be a patron for 14 days for free is what I'm trying to tell you guys. Give us a 14 day chance to earn your business. If you don't like us after that, no harm, no foul. Cut us loose. If you don't like us, then I don't understand what you're doing here because our Patreon content is phenomenal.

And in fact, the last three weeks, it has been quite phenomenal. Reach out to me. Some of the best we've ever done. I will write you a letter explaining why you're completely blowing it. I've gotten a few of those letters in my day. David. We also do listener voicemails. We record those. Guess what?

Now we record those on Wednesday afternoon. New schedule alert. Whoa. Did we do that last week? We did. i think it went well so we had the thursday kind of a an open an open day on the on the stage it was a fire episode it was a great thursday just kind of came in and what did we even do did some memes man see this letter talk they're friday voicemails that we release on thursday that we record on wednesday right no one is doing you don't see that i think that's probably the the most evolved iteration it can even be i don't think there's even a tuesday option unless we think about it tuesday yeah i wouldn't hate if we did i wish i had the capacity to do like three pods in a day

and be like it's just not, it's not sustainable, but I would like to have more free days. The folks out there who, who think, you know, podcasting is, is weak.

You know, we are, we're a lib cuck, not, we're not working hard, et cetera. Try doing three pods in a day. It's a,

it's, there's a level of mental exhaustion there from being on for three plus hours. Yes, yes, yes. There it is. That's facts. Ice cream's so good. God. No, that is three in a day is pretty full.

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Yeah, I'll get mine out of the way here. I had a pretty nice but low-key weekend. Parks and I went and saw the new Mission Impossible on Friday. You could kick off with Thursday a Thursday too if you want since we haven't talked about that's true Thursday you saw sound of freedom will Dave and I we did a an Italian dinner oh we know you guys dude that's cool thanks for the invite to that you were in my team I tell you miles away that's fair you saw a wolf had a lot of fun that place is a lot of fun it's a cool vibe i i'm still extremely underwhelmed by the food extremely i can't say it enough i got lasagna and it was like a six out of ten maybe maybe a five out of ten i don't get it i don't get why

everyone loves the food there so much but it is a fun spot and i don't regret going because i had it you know had a great time sorry i had to get that out of the way and then friday mission impossible it was sick it sounds like that's gonna be a movie i'd i'd go see did you guys get tanked at sammy's or was it just like a dinner and a drink and then and then wrap it up i think two martinis we uh had a bottle of wine and then we capped it off with the limit limocello oh okay so there was some you you weren't you weren't sober leaving that restaurant no we no we uh we ubered okay yeah and then you hit green light after right no then we hit the bed after that yeah yeah daddy went home yeah i think i did i think i started with a glass of wine then got a bottle, and then we did a limoncello.

I think all in all, I did almost a bottle of wine myself. Dave didn't mix drinks on weekdays. Except for the limoncello. Yeah. That's it. We kind of forced that on him. But it does have grappa in it, so it does kind of count. I was doing grappa straight last week.

In Montana? Yeah. It's not good. Hey, guys, they're still on my weekend what'd you do uh friday how was the movie it was great saturday yes yes yes saturday i met up with some friends at black sheep lodge had a few beers that was a good time oh sunday family day whoa are you saying you had beers with the boys went to the pool grilled out a little bit was it you and the boys would you grill uh fajitas

that's not like not anything too crazy okay damn here's the boys and some taws yeah it was a good weekend man good weekend all right tell me about montana talk about that fucking hold on i'm not done with your weekend i want to drill into it a little bit more the looks on y'all's faces when i talked down on sammy's was it was palpable it's just i don't know it's just i don't have the same experience so that's okay i was i don't get it i'm more surprised because you i feel like you're i feel like the appetizers were fantastic i should always say that always the antipasti they were fantastic lasagna i don't like it was a bad order I'll say it it's a family style order they just they put down it's lasagna though Dave I mean but that they you know how do you not do how do you not have a good lasagna if you're an Italian place I didn't try it so I can't speak to it I feel like Dave

you you order like cuts of meat at Italian restaurants parts of the protein parts of the pasta were like chewy and crunchy at the same time and not enough meat. So you're saying... It was just bad, man. You're saying that you didn't care for the juxtaposition?

It wasn't even juxtaposed. It was just... They just missed me. Oh, because you got to... They just missed. I'm looking at your order and there's... I asked...

I even asked Will. I said, how's the lasagna he said it's really really good get it so maybe this is will's fault have you ever had lasagna before oh yeah big lasagna guy i love lasagna in garfield man i'm just gonna say it right now there's there's true seven to eight pastas i would get ahead of the lasagna he breaked his order i don't care what you want i don't care what you wanted i ordered what i wanted you ahead of the lasagna. He break his order. I don't care what you want it. I order what I want it.

You can't do lasagna good. I can't take you seriously. Wow. It's a staple of Italian cuisine. Okay. That's fine. You know the mod sticks with that basil ranch? Yeah, they were great.

Yeah, those were great. The mod sticks, dude. You're not going to find a better Mod Stick. Oof. I have to agree. I have to agree. Dylan, if you get the prosciutto. What'd you do with fajitas?

Beef and chicken? Just chick. Okay. You can say chicken. I got the chicky chick. There you go. You've added syllables. Yeah.

I still haven't said chicken yet. It's the opposite. Tell me about the fucking wolf, Brett. Dave, you want to go quick? No. Because I was going to do this like weekend fun. Oh, you don't think I did shit over the weekend? You think I just stayed on Saturday and Sunday?

Because you're right. I didn't do fucking shit, man. Really? Yeah. I mean, I ordered chicken. I had chicken piccata. I did try it, and it was really good. Was it fine?

That was the best version of that I've had there it was phenomenal i wish i wish y'all would have i wish we'd have ordered better and y'all could have had more what are you doing like you were watching the barbasol all saturday sunday it was you said that in the group text no i don't what did i mean saturday was like uh really just not do anything. You recharged the batteries, hang out with the kid. I'm sure the weather was great. It sucks, dude. Yeah. It truly sucks.

Oh, I did do something really fun. I went to the store. You guys done this? Went grocery shopping. It was cool. Picked up a couple items. Yeah, that's it. Brett, what'd you do?

Yeah, so we got to Montana Saturday to get to uh our you know to get to bozeman uh allegiant weirdly flies direct there shouts to our boys of the south terminal we get on whenever we talk about flying spirit or allegiant to montana i've had nothing but pleasant experiences don't mind it at all did i see a headline recently that they're shutting that terminal down well they're they're creating a new one like that they're they're doing we're gonna have two connected terminals now in austin and they're gonna be a mom they'll be like a tram or a walk bridge it's no longer going to be privatized from what i understand it's private yeah it's currently owned by like a said the south terminal llc who the city of austin bought the south terminal from sounds like a

shell company it is i'd like to see who the managing members are 80 million bucks was the deal okay does that seem cheap for a fucking airport terminal in austin you want to buy an airport no i'm just saying 80 million i think the kind of the city of austin owns the land though so then they like bought them out of their ground lease. Okay. So were you looking into maybe getting some of the minerals? Dave, I want the air rights, which probably are more expensive than an airport, I would assume. Okay.

Anyway, flight goes to Salt Lake delayed, so we miss our connection. Have to crash in Salt Lake. But the point of this is Delta is the best airline far and away. Flight taken care of. Hotel voucher done in about 30 seconds. Get an email. Free hotel room. Free Uber or free Lyft, actually, excuse me, to and from the airport. All done through like the app.

Simple as can be. Just wanted to give them a shout. Now, it happened both times, both legs of our trip. So I'm like a little frustrated by that. They also told us on the way home, hey, we're going to do an engine test before we board. Love that. So he said, yeah, there's a vibration coming in from Salt Lake. We got to do an engine test before we take off.

Did you pass? Well, yeah. They pulled back from the gate, gate went down did like a fake take off and came back they said yep everything seems okay so we'll let you on the plane now so somebody was picking up bad vibration they did a dry run they did a dry run uh which i wasn't super thrilled about because i'm like well what if we get a take off and then 30 seconds in that happens again so yeah some complaints but anyway this is delta this is delta so wait you said allegiant at first i didn't i didn't realize there was any direct

flights from austin to bozeman and vice versa uh allegiant doesn't they fly bozeman direct from austin okay south termy all right cool anyway you got there in one piece get there sunday big day whitewater rafted in the morning now traditionally first day uh this would be the second day there first full day there got it uh get there i i have not whitewater rafting in the past i believe on this very podcast oh it's fun man turns out it's fun it's fun i don't want to do it every day i'm good for like once a trip i don't want to do the eight day trip necessarily where people like whitewater raft the grand canyon we can go do the uh devil's river uh big ben oh yeah is that i thought you were making a joke no it's a real thing yeah i don't want to do the can't like sit on the beach and

camp and stuff like that and then get back at it. But one day was fun. Did some class fours, Dave, on the Yellowstone River. Excuse me, the Gallatin River? One of the two. How was your guide? That's the real question. Guide was great. Shouts to Will. Was it everything you thought he'd be?

Yeah, he was a crunchy college kid who just made the way. He's like, man, I didn't want to do – I did an office job for a summer, hated it. So I came to Montana to river guide. uh college kid who yeah you know just made the way he's like man i didn't want to do i did it i did an office job for summer hated it so i came to montana to river guide i don't even have a i don't even have a phone man that's the way to do it he was he was no you have to have a phone and then dave in the winter he's like i was a ski instructor last year but this winter i'm going down to ecuador i'm guiding rivers in ecuador that's sick fucking awesome i don't know how do you even like is there like a job is. I don't know. How do you even, like, is there, like, a job?

Is there an Indeed for that? Yeah. How do you get hooked up with the Ecuadorian? Zip recruiter. Yeah. You got to put your, yeah. But it's like a life jacket zip? Yeah, no.

Okay. He found some connects on LinkedIn. I didn't see any posts about the whitewater rafting. I just saw that your girlfriend was getting bread. Was that bread? What? You got that bread? What do you mean bread?

Y'all picked out bread from some bread shop. Oh, dude. Shots to wild. That's what you included and not the whitewater rafting. I got the pics. I got the pics, actually, right here if you want to check them out. No, I'm good, man. You sure?

I got the whitewater photos. Just put it on the ground. Yeah, I will. Anyway, that afternoon uh go golfing just cottonwood hills broke 80 dave get out of here broke 80 with a set of uh the new they had the brand new uh paradigms talloway not even your clubs not even my clubs they were beautiful i mean they're they're brand uh you have to get some new sticks i Is that what you're saying? I almost inquired about purchasing them.

So does it count if they weren't your clubs, Dylan? I don't know. How many breakfast balls? Be real here. No, none. I didn't breakfast ball. How many mollies? I don't think.

I mean, a very legit 78 for your boy. I know. I'm being a jerk. I mean, it wouldn't have for your boy. I know. I'm being a jerk. Well, I mean, it wouldn't have been a 78 at Barton Creek. They're fairly wide open spaces. Wide open spaces. So a couple might have been pushed off the tee, played from very forgiving rough. It's okay.

You can leave those details out. No, it's just what happened't you can leave those details out no it's it just it's what happened 78 to 78 dog uh chipped in a flop shot for birdie have witnesses i feel like all of your chips are flop shots i hope i open you open the stance and open the face wide up he's a floppy shot fuck take that you know like the floppy hair fuck thing yeah yeah so golfing was great that was uh i'm gonna have to shots to callaway paradigm iron it's gonna pick a couple of those up i was i was flying everything like man getting another 10 yards on these shots they're great irons okay 78 putted putted really well did you wear your um

really well. Did you wear your knockoff chacos on the river? My knockoff chacos. I absolutely wore mine. No, actually, I didn't. I had them on, but the water was too cold. So they're like, you should put the booties on. The booties are a little bit defeating, but they're necessary.

They were necessary. Did you get in the river? I did. He said, if you're going to get in the river i did i did he said this is if you if you're gonna get in this is your like little swimming hole area to do it so uh bailed off the back and uh ended up doing it wrong because i got caught up in the current oh no and so i started going down they're like yeah put your feet up you weren't supposed to do that swim to the right swim to the right and then i then i started like bouncing on the rocks and i was like oh i see how this could go bad quickly really yeah it was not good um it's why water rafting sneaky there are some spots where you could see how you could fall out very easily and i'm sure people

fall out all the time yeah we had to get the we got the whole like fall out then grab your friend who grabs their friend you know you know you pick up you grab them by the vest yeah you dunk them down and pull them up uh did you do the thing where you where they kind of get into a spot and kind of post up by a rock and you get on the front and ride it like a bull i did not do you go up and down that's a fun thing to do we had to practice uh getting down you know if the if the guide thinks it's too dangerous everybody everybody hops in the boat and gets your arms and legs in. Did you ever encounter that? Nope. Nope.

The class four, we did. Conquered it. Guy said one of the best lines of the year. Oh, Dylan. Dude. No. Let's hit it. Come on.

No, man. And then Montana was good. A lot of good food. We were kind of – the whole squad was sort of remote working Monday through Wednesday. So it was kind of low-key. Oh, were you? I was. I was on –

You just dialed in. I was online. No, you were just out buying bread. I did. Man, wild crumb bread. Best croissant I've ever had, Dave. Also saw Kitsch there. T. Kitsch?

Yeah. Did you get any pics with him? No, we just had just little two ships in the night kind of thing but he was there uh resident of bozeman now and then and then we went to yellowstone thursday morning we uh we got up at four because apparently if you want to see the wildlife sunrise is the time to do it yeah that's when the action happens so we are our plan going and we're like oh we'll get there like 8 8 30 no that's that's rookie stuff so we get uh we get up bozeman yellowstone's about an hour and a half and then to the lamar valley is about another hour

yeah and that's where the wolves are yes yes yes that's a lot so would you see a gray wolf saw a couple gray wolves so here's what happened we go in we drive we get to the the lamar valley spot we're we're super early there's nobody in the park it's awesome it's 40 degrees outside it's incredible sun comes up it's beautiful and then we kind of we drive the lamar valley and then we're like all right we saw you know you see bison pretty much immediately and the did you get out and take a close-up photo no the locals say don't stop at the first bison dave okay that's that's how it that's how traffic jams start i had a bison jam where you have to wait for them to cross the road they don't give a fuck about you

man no it's a big animal david yeah yeah um so we drive lamar valley uh pretty cool it's really beautiful scenery then the sun sun's about to like kind of peek over the hills we double back and then we see the van says yellowstone wolf tracker on it local knowledge says if you see the van stick like stick by their side it's like you follow the storm chaser yeah you follow the storm if you want to see a tornado don't try to find them like you follow the storm chaser. Yeah. You follow the storm chaser. If you want to see a tornado. Don't try to find them yourself. Follow the storm chaser. Okay.

So they pull off into this kind of pull-out area, and we pull in, too. And the guy starts, you know, he's guiding this family, and he starts setting up all these, like, the scopes, you know, tripod scopes. And we're seeing, you know, there's bison everywhere. There's pronghorn. There are really cool, you know, birds and squirrels. But we're not seeing any, like, big ticket items yet. Moose, bears, and elk, sasquatch, et cetera.

Sasquatch, yeah. So we're sitting on this log, just kind of scanning. We didn't bring binoculars. That's a rookie mistake. It turns out when wildlife is like two and a half miles away from you, you can't really see it. Did you zoom in with your cell phone? No, I didn't do that.

So this guy starts saying, he's like, yeah, there's wolves coming. They have a radio caller on one of them. They've had sightings all morning. Oh, so they're like actually tracking them like via collar. They can. This guy was just like they had seen him. And apparently it's like a well-known path kind of going through the Lamar Valley. They're just trotting along.

So eventually you start seeing these like two white flashes in the distance. They're specks. And the guy goes, that's that's them and he goes hey this scope is this open uh just come come snag it for the morning so he gave us one of these like high-powered hunting scope based things and of course you know you look in see these two little wolves trot along two gray wolves unbelievable and they're not they're not hunting the there's like a bison herd and prawn they're just they're just cruising yeah cool animal man yeah and apparently there was a black wolf too did not see that one did you cry could not find him uh

no i didn't cry but i got i got like you know kind of the lump in your throat little like wow that is an animal that i've never seen in the wild before real mushrooms no i was not on much you think about doing much seven in the morning on thursday uh that does sound sick now that we're really talking about it if i had yellowstone if i had mushrooms uh i would i would have done that i didn't i didn't have any, though. Yeah. So seeing a couple wolves is really, really spectacular. It's cool, man. Way back, saw a black bear mom and her two cubs cross the road. That's cute.

Right in front of us. They were cute as fuck, dude. Yeah. I follow an Instagram account called Turons of Yellowstone, and they just post videos of people getting way too close to the wildlife just to get photos and i was wondering if you saw any of that because people people don't understand that the bison is an animal that will absolutely destroy you yeah it's way faster than you think

it is they have the biggest the biggest head i've ever seen on an animal huge head i mean just just gigantic uh hold on don't what's up man? You've been kind of quiet over there. I'm just surprised you didn't take it to a pervy place. I was just waiting for it and you didn't do it. All right. That's cool, man. Thanks for that. Hey, maybe you're growing up, Dave.

That's great. Hey, man. I'm just trying to get you in here. Anyway, the wildlife was sick. Spent some time in Yellowstone. Spent some time in the Paradise Valley after Yellowstone. Shout-outs to John to john mayor tell me what that is that is the uh the valley basically from livingston montana down to gardner montana

the road of which you drive to get to the yellowstone uh north entrance yellowstone national park and the paradise valley is where where probably I had the best meal, best view all in one. Shouts to the Sage Lodge. Give me the meal. Shrimp scampi. You didn't go lasagna? They didn't have that on the menu. I went shrimp scampi on Thursday night.

Scampi. It was delightful. It was farm-to-table everything. Homemade pasta, sun-dried tomatoes, and a garlic white wine sauce. don't live on farms yes well need you to drill into that a little bit they're in the ocean i don't i don't know if the shrimp ocean the table well it sounds delightful not what i was thinking i was thinking you'd have something much more gamey uh i had a lot of a lot of bison bison meatballs and b vitamins yep a lot of uh a lot of bison. Bison meatballs. Heavy in B vitamins. Yep.

A lot of bison steak. Steak tart. Bison tartare. It's a lean beef, huh? Yeah. Extremely. A little gamey on it, but that's okay. Yeah.

Just an all-around awesome, awesome week. Cool shit, man. All right, Randy. Good one. Who had the coolest weekend? Go ahead, bud. Dylan. That's fucking raw. That's raw. Hey, Randy, Good one. Who had the coolest weekend? Go ahead, bud. Dylan. That's fucking raw.

That's raw. Hey, Randy, you floated the river. Was that fun? Yeah. Friday, went two-stepping at Mavericks. Yeah, I was asking about the river. And then we went to San Marcos and floated the river. Did you end up going to the square?

Did end up going to the square. Only went to one place, though, so I didn't get to really see it. What place? The Merc? I think it's called? M-E-R-C? The Merc? Apparently, I think Shaquille O'Neal's son was DJing there.

It was pretty fun. Oh, wow. What a big get. Yeah. Shaq's son. Why didn't you go to the Parrot? I don't know, because I was with a group of people. I should have gone.

And then I think I passed out in my pool for like three hours. It was great. Wow. Wait, Kendall Roy? I lost the air conditioning, so I had to my pool for like three hours. It was great. I also lost air conditioning, so I had to wait for that to get fixed. So that's why I just chilled the pool. Why don't you do a content series like when you lose power in the winter?

Because I was completely just exhausted from the weekend and then just being 86 in my apartment wasn't great. Dude, if that ever happens again, call me. You can come hang out in my garage. Will do. You draw a lot inside. You can come hang out in my garage. We'll do. I am back in on beer with lime. Oh! That's huge news.

That's big. Well, thank you, Randy. Very cool, Randy. Brad, that was a fun trip, man. You look great. Thank you. That was exciting. Bozeman. Dave's a Montana guy. Whitefish guy, but I'm not opposed to Boz. Yeah.

Bozangelus, they call it. Fucking, yeah. It's kind of sick, dude. Yeah. Boz and toes, Dylan. Dylan, we'll get you up in the Yelly, dude. I want to go. I want to go to Montana.

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Okay. Who is Him Beam, Dave? Veteran celebrating on 104th birthday credits these two beverages for his longevity. Ooh, let me guess. Go ahead. Water and whole milk. Brett. Let's go with vitamin B from bison and carbonated water.

A vitamin B beverage? What are you talking about? No, you guys were close. It's actually Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. Oh, okay. So he just gets drunk all the time, and that's the secret to longevity. Arthur Walters Jr. has a lot to smile about, Dylan. He just celebrated his 104th birthday.

He brags that he's gotten this far without taking any medication. I'd like to challenge that claim. Come on. You tell him he doesn't take medication. Come on. Come on. It's irresponsible to tell people that all right um i can read his quote here he has a big sense of humor it says people always ask what do you attribute it to and i always say i have two good friends jim beam and jack dan fucker drinks. At 104 years old, you got to think that it's not because of the liquor. It's a long life.

Probably blessed with good genetics. Probably has a strong ticker in there. The heart just keeps pumping, you know? Yeah, obviously. Yeah. He probably eats healthy. He's a thin guy. He doesn't put off eats healthy vibes, but he is 104.

Mm-hmm. Right. No, I mean, he also says, I recently told my wife I ain't drinking anymore, but I ain't drinking any less. Wow. I don't see that in this article. When he was 22, Walters had his pilot's license, Brett, and enlisted in the Air Force. Very cool. That's kind of sick 22 why okay

anytime one of these stories comes out and it's every single time there's always like here's the secret to uh his his or her longevity and it's always something like alcohol or just eating something really unhealthy or smoking cigarettes non nonstop, or cigars. Why not share some actual wisdom with the people? They always take to this place. The news media, the media, the mainstream media is a reflection of us, and we don't care. We don't want to hear that he eats smoothies every day

or goes to Soup Peddler four times a week. We don't want to hear that. He does pressed kale juice no we want to hear that he's doing some crazy shit that makes us feel better like oh dude i'm i too drink heavily it's like oh i should just keep drinking a lot and i'll live to be as old as this old bag of bones and this he is an old bag of bones oh yeah hey man although he's missing a few from his mouth hey Hey, Jim. Okay. No, he's smiling really big. And you can see like right. I'm not trying to be insensitive.

Jim Bean and Jack Daniels, man. He's doing, this is Joe Biden. Is that? Yeah. Somebody pointed out it kind of sounds like Tommy Chong. Oh. Yeah, man. He sounds like a deadhead from, you know.

I gave Will the flu, man. I gave Will the dead flu. You did? Yeah. Were you at the concert too, Joe? We shared a bong. Yeah. A little one-hitter.

Maybe Will got the flu from sharing a one-hitter with like Shido or Bill Walton or something like that. That's a good story if you get sick with Bill Walton. Although he's very old. Not in 104, but he's very old not in 104 but he's an old man you know how he got to be so old uh let me guess drinking heavily he drinks he drinks bleach and smoke cigarettes every day wow yeah wow i know it's crazy didn't wasn't that a covid cure or something like that he eats twinkies no one's eating twinkies anymore. Man, I'll tell you what. Hostess stock has to be...

Twinkies are so good. It's been a minute, but they're so good. You think? Ooh, zebra cakes are better, though. Are they goaded? Zebra cakes are so freaking good. You see any zebras in Yellowstone? No zebras.

Wrong part of the world, I think, David. You telling me there's not one that's made its way up there? I don't think they're reintroducing zebras into the into the wild of yellowstone honestly see what happened when they reintroduced wolves they're not equipped trophic cascade cold weather yeah that's probably true yeah wolves wolves started eating more uh just just preying on the old and sick deer populations and elk populations. Yeah.

So Dylan, obviously what happens is then less vegetation was taken by the old and sick deer, so vegetation grew along the rivers and beavers could have more access to food and the rivers returned, wildlife returned. It was a trophic cascade. Take a look look i'm probably not going to all right but thank you uh hostess stock the last five years uh doing okay pretty

good pretty good their ticker is twink dave twnk okay okay okay i might have to i might have to sprinkle a little man all right well, glad they're doing well. I'm sure they're putting out quality products that in no way will hurt us. Right. Long term. That's my secret to my health. All right, that's old guy number one. Shout out to Arthur Walter.

Great mustache. Oh, my God. He kind of looks like 104-year-old you, Dave. No, this guy's got a full head of hair. He's on his Nutraful grind. That's cool. Okay. My secret is, hey, man. I, this guy's got a full head of hair. He's on his Nutrafol grind. That's cool. Okay. My secret is

hey, hey, hey, man. I can't fucking do Joe Biden. That's an impressive head of hair for 104, man. It is. My secret's Nutrafol and just drinking. I don't think we can say that. Drinking heavily. We can't say that legally. Oh, fuck, yeah. Sorry. No, you're fine. That's putting our words out of the read. No, it's part of the show. Yeah, we're good. Okay. It's fine.

What's up with this second old guy, Dave? Who's he? Randy. Hit me, Randy, one more time. Hit me, Randy. show we're good okay it's fine what's what's up with this second old guy dave who's he randy hit me randy one more time hit me randy it's gary wow by the way your new golden bachelor i've always thought that g-e-r-r-y was an alternate spelling of jerry and i'm pretty sure it is i was trending jerry until we watched the Good Morning America video. And they could have been wrong. So we don't know. He might actually be a Jerry. Probably not.

It's the network. I feel like they would have cleared how to say his name. People fuck up. Michael Strahan? I think of... When I think of Jerry

with a G, it's Jerry McNamara. G-Mac. Go orange. So Jerry Turner is the new Golden Bachelor. I got to say.

So if you haven't been paying attention to the Bachelor franchise, their stock is absolutely tanking because the show stinks. Yeah, we've shorted it. So they're trying to do anything they can to get new viewers, and this is their their latest bag of tricks and we'll see how it goes uh Jerry however is a fox he's a good looking older man great look he's 71 this guy looks great for seven if you told me 58 I'd believe it um my my dad is 71. that so this is my he's my dad's age he looks great man that look at that head of hair he's my dad's age. He looks great, man. Look at that head of hair.

Sheesh. He's a widower. His wife sadly passed away. Has two kids. Are those hair plugs, Dave? Zoom in, Randy. That's a good head of hair. Do we have that tech?

Is the tech there yet? We don't have that tech. We don't have Zoom technology. We need to upgrade. Hold on. Let me just get closer. Oh. There we go.

God, his eyes are captivating that's a handsome older god making me want to fucking act up really what uh no those are not hair plugs by the way that's just great genetics potentially a supplement that sponsors his pod he got married in 1974 his wife sadly passed away in 2017. That's why he's single now. Okay. He's ready to fall in love again. He's ready for love.

In his golden era. What era are you in? I don't know. Shithead era. I don't know. Scumbag. I don't know. Shithead scumbag.

I'm just trying to get to tomorrow. Shithead era. I'm just trying to get to tomorrow at this point. Here's the fuck. No test yet yet i'm waiting to see who are the foxes that's what i want to know like what's the age range of the uh the women that he gets to pursue i think i can speak for all of us when um i say i hope he leaves there with like a 24 year old they need they need to sprinkle in a couple 20 somethings or like i want

to see that conversation and just see how that goes what's uh what's what's what's this guy doing for a living is he is he has his 401k did he looks like he uh sells like gold coins on fox news commercials you got to think politics is going to play a role in the golden bachelor that's that's just what those people that age just love to talk who in our group text i don't want to call anybody out, some of our group text, it may have been you, Brett, had a funny line. He looks like he would be like, yeah, I'm socially liberal, fiscally conservative. I think that was Cat Pat who said that.

I don't know what like. Shouts to Cat Pat. I don't know exactly how that applies, but it is really funny, and for some reason it works. This guy looks like he owns a minor league soccer team franchise or something. Oh, okay. You think he's like in Dude Perfect? Check out his LinkedIn.

See if we can pull him up. Happy birthday to the twins, by the way. Kobe and Corey, it's their birthday today. Which one's your favorite? I celebrate the entire All Dudes. You sort of like them all? All Dudes rock. One of them went to space.

Yeah, I think it was kobe just touched me like barely touched space though to be fair you've never touched space you're right i don't want to i'm good i'm good down here dog we might have to walk he's a restaurateur space surprisingly uh not that far away yeah i guess that's true well how how far um i want to say it's like either 30 or 60 miles away something like that something something like shockingly like to get to the edge of space wasn't blue origin blue origin was flying to like 35 000 feet like where delta flies now yeah we're in space is only 62 miles away isn't that like not a big deal think about that it's like here's san antonio not even

just turn it up and that's a long way to go up because you're going right up against gravity now it's an it's less than an hour in a car okay but how long is it in a rocket i don't know like 14 seconds but you're not driving a car to space yet the tech's not there you're right but just think about lengthwise. It's just so close. You could almost touch it. It's so close. You know what I mean? Just don't feel that close to it. I mean, when you're in a plane, you go up, what, 30,000, 35,000 feet, right?

Yeah. That's a pretty good range. We're talking six miles? Yeah, sure. You're a tenth of the way there already. I'm just saying. It's not a big deal. Fly 10% of space.

Every time you fly. Every time. A tenth of the way isn't that much. It's only 10% of the way. But you're not trying to go up. You're just getting to a lateral destination. You're not trying to go up, dog. But you're going, okay.

I'm just saying, I agree with you, Dylan. That's a good chunk of getting to space. Yeah. Every time you fly. You're not even trying. You're just like, oh, we're just up here flying to Chicago. But oh, we're almost we're a tenth of the way there already not really almost trying yeah and like like military plane everything like people fly like 50 000 feet all the time fuck yeah they do do they they didn't know all the time yeah yeah hey who with the chinese balloons day's not he's not an aviation guy like we are yeah

that's true he's this his mind's like he's like a white he's like a fly fishing guy oh it's sick dave i went to whitefish one time it's like i pull out of my house i'm 10 of the way to work and it's like i'm almost there it's crazy how close i'm saying you're almost there i'm saying you know it's like you go up in a plane it's like like... Only nine more tenths of this. You think 62 miles is like super far away? Going vertically, it is far, yeah. Okay. It is far.

Well, we're just not going to agree. No, we're not. I'm glad we took that aside though. What restaurants is the order? Do you think the ISS, International Space Station, Dave, that's 227 nautical miles above Earth. Does that whet your whistle a little bit more? No, not that far.

Okay. Okay. Now then. You could drive that in just a few hours. What restaurants does he own? Looking for it. I appreciate you trying to do the research on the fly. On the fly.

He's a restaurateur, widower, and grandpa who lives in his dream house on a lake in Indiana. Randy. This guy's kind of killing it. This guy sounds like Randy if you've heard him talk. He's got Midwest Randy action. Just saying, Randy. It's a compliment to you. This guy walks around table to table and is like, hey, how's everything going? He's one of those restaurant owners.

Sounds like he's got a pretty extensive wine list at home. Yeah, this dude's killing it. This is the kind of guy that has a Peloton in his downtown apartment overlooking skyscrapers. This is who Peloton was marketing toward during the pandemic, this fucking guy. He does look like he's in good shape. I wish he was putting off more of an RFK vibe, mainly like lifting weights and jeans for some reason and being on all the HGH in the world. But this guy, it's good. He works out.

I'm not going to say I tune in. Yeah, he puts off cyclist vibes. That would be his medium of exercise. He looks too tall to be a runner uh well you you'll come to find out if he's a big pickleballer maybe he's a runner he's a track star god they're gonna do a pickleball date oh absolutely am i the only one that doesn't play pickleball in the entire world at this point and it's so everyone does it man yeah you should you should do it was it shitto who said that they could pick up – I'm sure a lot of people have had this take that they could pick up –

take Pickleball up and be professional in like two months. It's just kind of a funny take. I've been – like the Pickleball videos have come across the TL, the pros. It doesn't look like they're very professional athlete-wise. Why is that? They're not like... Specimens?

Yeah, I was going to say they don't have the off-the-bus gene like Sean Oakman, Dave. Okay. They don't look like that. Wow, you pulled a Sean Oakman ref? That is quite the random poll. Didn't know we were going to talk one of the most memed college football players of all time. Unbelievable, that one pick.

Randy, where's Hudson, Indiana? Oh, wow, he didn't even know. I'm not going to watch. No. But I will be aware of it. Like if people we follow on Twitter are really into it and if they're saying something salacious happens, maybe I'll tune in. I did that last season. I tuned in for the After the Rose or whatever.

And let me tell you, I don't miss it. I don't miss it at all. But I'm glad that they're trying something new. They had my business for years and then they lost it. And I don't think they can earn it back. Yeah, I don't either. Maybe they can. Brett, next time you see Chris Harrison at Carve,

can you get his takes? Dude, I think he's probably – is it going to be Palmer? Jay Palm? They need to do someone that's old. Great call. Dick Van Dyke. Okay. Dick Van Dyke? Probably. Dick Van Dyke?

Probably not Dick Van Dyke. I don't think he's alive. I don't know. Who's the millionaire guy? Sajak? Who wants to be a millionaire? Regis? Regis.

I think he's been... Wait, we've done this before. Is he alive? Regis is dead. He's dead. You're old. What are you doing? Sorry that he's dead.

You're going on a date? You think you might go to the fantasy suites? He would crush it, though, if he were alive. Yeah, when did he pass away? Regis? Are we sure he's dead? I'm almost positive. Randy was very confident.

Any relation to Joe Philbin? 2020. Oh, wow. Not that long ago. Wish I'd been around to see it. All right. Goldman Betzler. One stop, eh?

Okay. All right. Who's your old guy of the week? Is it Arthur or Gary? It's Gary. Really? That's a honky 71-year-old man. Who's your millionaire of the week?

I don't have one, dude. You could just say one of the two people to play along. I'll go Gary. I'm excited. I want to see the cast. Okay. I'm rocking with Arthur. And we'll peep the cast.

I'm rocking with Arthur. You know how ChatPat used to do the Twitter okay i'm rocking with arthur and we'll peep the cast i'm right with arthur you know chat pat used to do the twitter threads for bachelor tests she should do an iteration where it's just all the older women that are going to be on the season they showed a video like barbara and diane linda karen a few donnas or a bunch oh if there's a donna she's a problem donna's a weapon or like uh you got to get past patty that's your go-to a problem Donna's a weapon or like you gotta get past Patty that's your go-to old lady name that's a good one

Laurie with an I ooh hey sharks Ruth Ruth Ruth is a good one she used to live next door to a Ruth

she was a mean old woman oh my gosh really mean as hell was Dave like TP in her house and shit Dave no I didn't TP

Dave didn't live next door I did I don't know what Dave was doing in Austin why would I have done that if i didn't tp dave didn't live next door i did i don't know what dave why would i have done that he didn't even know dylan city damn it brett i'm rocking with arthur because he's rocking with us but um jerry or gary whatever the fuck i'm shout out to you i hope you make through the season okay saw a video of him like on a four-wheeler and it made me nervous because those are like already dangerous and this guy's 71 so just be careful be careful guys i'd like to talk about our friends at earning earn in uh hold on new sponsor we have a new sponsor oh I hadn't seen that logo yet. That's a great logo. EarnIn.

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What's going on, man? I think this has been since debunked, unfortunately. What? Hold on. Well, not debunked. I'll put it this way. Hold on. It might have been more of a marketing ploy by the Taos, New Mexico, like fish and wildlife rangers.

So what exactly, what's been debunked? What happened? There was a Bigfoot warning, Dave, issued. Warning? In Taos County. Yep. Bigfoot warning. Why the warning?

Was he going around like spilling over trash cans and shit? Well, here was the... Just being a nuisance? They were saying... Slashing tires on cars. So they were saying that due to a lot of rainfall in the area, big feet, whatever the plural of Bigfoot is, are coming down to the water...

Bigfoot eye. To fish and catch animals of that nature. So they said, steer clear of the area. Bigfoot warning's been issued. They were down there doing the salmon shoot thing where they pick up the salmon and put them through the little cannon and fire them out to the other side. I don't know if Bigfoot are operating salmon. Who issued this warning?

It'd be funny if they were. It's the Taos County Sheriff's Office, Dylan. They don't need to do bits. Are people, like, not visiting Taos? Isn't Taos,. They don't need to do bits. Are people not visiting Taos? Isn't Taos really dope? I thought so. I think it's more of a winter destination. Yeah, maybe.

But go there in the summer. I wish I was there right now. Do we have any footage? No footage. Unfortunately. Is it really blurry? Their Bigfoot warning was also accompanied by by a merch uh a merch link so oh as the war has they had those ready to go those are kind of sick though

those are kind of sick those are kind of gas i find it strange that they could just issue a bigfoot warning when they neglected to even issue a bigfoot watch yeah they went straight to usually i think the conditions always exist so you're in a perpetual state of watch, David, obviously, in Taos County. I guess. The warning was given due to the increased flow in the Kern River. Big feet are coming down from the high country

to feed on fish and vegetation at the river's edge. It said, do not run from Bigfoot, do not chase Bigfoot, do not yell at Bigfoot, do not feed Bigfoot. Do go about your business and do take pictures. Are you supposed to fight back like a black bear? If it if it's black fight back if it's brown lie down if it's white good night good night straight up i'm feeding bigfoot if i see it like i've got if i'm walking if i've been in yellowstone and i've got a big old piece of bread that i just purchased

beef jerky i thought you were gonna say i'm feeding him a steady diet of bread yeah you take it from your girlfriend and you just toss it to him? If my girlfriend just got back from the market. It was so good. It was so good. If my girlfriend just got back from market with a big old piece of bread. We know it's good, but you're in fucking Yellowstone. Take dope pics and post those.

I got a loaf of bread. You better have it. If there's any bread in that gram, I swear I'm unfollowing. Oh, I might have to. Man. It was fucking good. Hammered weird croissant. So you run into it,

and let's say it's not violent, it's not hostile towards you. It's chill? And you're just sitting there eating a Schlotzky's sandwiches. Maybe you got a whole tray full of them, right? Maybe you're prepping for the lunch and learn. Why would you bring a tray full of Schlotzky's sandwiches?

Well, just hear me out. You're doing the Whitewater trip, right? Like you have to pack a Schlotzky. But instead of making the sandwiches, we just went to Schlotzky's. Anyway, he comes by and he's like looking. That's how he sounds, probably. Or she. And just say, hey, here's a Schlotzky sandwich.

What's up, man? Sit down and we'll learn a little something. Blow his fucking little bigfoot dick off what if it's probably not a little dick no i don't know what have you got to think it's not what is the guy can have some of your mushrooms too and you're like oh dude you know that's you're not gonna get them why do you have a drug problem talking about no i'm just having everything's drugs with this guy it's always doing drugs damn 7 a.m in yellowstone he's he called me the other night you called me a friday night

from yellowstone so high i guess you were i don't know what you were is he eating bread he was like man dude how crazy is it space is only like 50 miles away man it's fucking wild and dave's like oh it's pretty far actually seems far oh yeah i said that seems far it's called three down touch reach out and touch space I can't believe this has been debunked man I really thought there was a Bigfoot like eating fish and over there yeah I know it's just a marketing ploy he's eating fish and chips fish and chips with his broskis Parks has become a huge fish and chips guy loves it okay from where uh my my dad made it for him like a few weeks ago. Loved it, so he made it for him again.

Then we went to Alamo Draft House. Guess what he ordered? Fish and chips. He got the fish and chips, which was pretty damn good, by the way. Have you taken him to Long John Silver's yet? I haven't. Not yet, Dave, but it's coming. Wait until he gets the batter at the bottom under the fish planks.

Oh, my God. I got to tell you, I've never eaten there. It will quite literally kill you, but it is phenomenal. I've never eaten there. You've never eaten there? You haven't lived. Let me guess. You've never had Captain D's?

D's what? Somehow still exists, by the way. I thought you were – I really thought you were lying about D's nuts. There's a place called Captain D's. There's one in Duncanville still. Really? I don't know that one. I genuinely don't know I really thought you were There's a place called Captain D's There's one in Duncanville still Really? Don't know that one

I genuinely don't know how But whatever Hey who's more mid? New segment alert Margot Robbie Margot Robbie or Henry Cavill? Don't you say Robby Don't you say Robby

Margot Robbie or Henry Cavill What's the genesis of this? Some guy on Twitter Someone found a picture of this? Some guy on Twitter. Someone found a picture of her without makeup on. He's like, oh, look how mid-Margot Robbie is. Like, hold on, dude. People were mad.

You little jerk. I was mad. I haven't seen the Henry Cavill business. Well, this is a Pete Blackburn, John. Throw it up. He found this tweet. He quote tweeted it, and he said this is like the equivalent. Someone tweeted, many people lie to themselves about cavill's attractiveness he used to be cute had a full

head of hair youthful exuberance fit now his balding hairline is tragic body ruined by steroids any traces of old attraction gone with him being a creepy weirdo gamer that's all very okay lana uh i don't think so first of all yeah he his hairline is is going back a little bit still got a great thick head of hair that is a if if this guy is not attractive what are the what are the rest of us just i'm fucking sasquatch over here. Fucking A. I don't like your tone, Lana. Body ruined by steroids. I feel like they just haven't, his body hasn't been ruined.

I feel like he's just in really good shape. He just looks yoked. He has a nutrition and a trainer, and he just gets in shape for movies. Kind of a dope thing. And has a jawline that people would kill for. He's also Superman. He's fucking Superman.

You know the hottest thing about him, I think, is the tens of millions of dollars that he has. Okay. He's very well off. Any traces of old attraction gone with him being a creepy weirdo gamer, that's not fair. A creepy weirdo gamer? He doesn't even look like a gamer. He does game though, Randy, doesn't he? He's a big gamer.

Oh, really? Doesn't take away from him. They're calling David Daper in the terrain part. Randy, doesn't he? He's a big gamer. Oh, really? Doesn't take away from it. They're calling David Gaper in the terrain part. Yeah, I knew that. I have the definition of a gaper. Hey, and as we get older, yeah, the hairline, it tends to do stuff we don't want it to do. It just happens, man.

All right, so I'm going to put you all on the spot for a potential out-of-context clip that could be very problematic. Who's more mid? You have to pick one. I don't want to. These are two of the hottest people on the planet. No one will take that clip out of context and put it on social media.

I won't answer the question. Can't do it. I love them both. I'm going to say Henry Cavill is more mid than Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie is one of the most attractive women on the planet. Cold Soap podcast host says henry cavill's mid henry cavill is it is 10 out of 10 i've agreed i just if you've gone to my head you had to pick like i'm gonna say more like he's not mid but he's more mid than marco robbie that's

that's just how i have to play that game barbie and superman that's who we're dealing with here do you see the uh the i love you so much austin mural has been defaced by a marketing campaign i did see that yeah who who signed off on that the city i don't know what's going on what's the maybe joe's coffee can we talk about about giving pub to this movie marketing campaign you know i love you so much. The mural or the words on Joe's, I think it's Joe's Coffee Shop on South Congress. They put like Barbie. I love you so much, Ken. But they made the Barbie font very Barbie.

It's an activation. Hashtag Barbie movie. Hopefully it peels off easily. I'm sure it does. It's not like spray paint. Oh, so it wasn't like graffiti. No, it was a... This is like a...

This is a play by the... Yeah, this is a marketing play. It's a marketing play you're saying. Marketing play, yeah. I will say our friend Nick Adams did say alpha males think Margot Robbie's mid in a two minute 30 second video that I haven't watched yet. He's flying too close to the sun.

He is. He has been for a minute. I know. He's starting to wear on me. It took six months, but you're finally getting this guy. Too close to the sun. He's doing a lot. Dave, I got one more segment.

Did you see this? Brett's got some breaking news for us. Yeah, but I want to let you know something, Brett, speaking of Margot Robbie. Yeah. We've decided when the Barbie movie comes out, we will be going as a company and seeing it on one of our off days. Is that Barbenheimer? No, I don't really want to commit us to a five-hour. I don't want to do five hours in a theater with you all.

Which I think should be Boppenheimer because you can go bop with the boys. Personally. Yeah, I'll attend. I'd rather see Oppenheimer because you can go bop with the boys. Personally. Yeah, I'll attend. I'd rather see Oppenheimer, honestly. Yeah, me too. Okay. Going Saturday, actually. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. What, are you doing it in IMAX or whatever you're supposed to do? Like the screen thing? Somebody's making a TikTok about it? Like IMAX only gives you some of the resolution. So don't do IMAX? Look up how you're supposed to watch oppenheimer all right now there's some like fucking filming bullshit on it

randy it sounds like some shit you'd be wrong am i wrong this just sounds like something that would get influenced in like getting a uh car wash subscription or something i do have a car wash subscription i was not influenced i was not influenced on that it just makes it makes more sense anything if i do two car washes a month which is easy to do i make money or save money i make money i save money you're basically losing money by not doing it right wow why haven't i how did we get to how do we get to brett's car wash subscription from Oppenheimer? I mean, I think just go watch the film.

It's like listening to music on vinyl. Just put it on an iPod or something. It doesn't really matter. Go watch the movie. Randy's got the takes today. Randy's my podcaster of the day. Something about the 70 millimeter thing. I don't know. I'll try to find the TikTok.

Let's get to Brett's breaking news. He's going to try to find the TikTok. Let's get to Brett's breaking news. He's going to try to find the TikTok. Gang, gang. Oh, man. Brett's breaking news is back. Dave. Not a high energy start. I'm mad at Randy calling out my car wash subscription.

People weren't supposed to know about that. You don't speak on a man's subscription publicly. We talked about it last week. It's a free vacuum, too. What did you guys say about it last week? Well, we didn didn't gallivant that you had one oh yeah yeah it's 30 bucks a month i save i save four bucks a car wash if i go twice you won't find a cleaner car in the parking lot i just i gotta go today fucking randy it's jealousy at the car wash all right dylan do you want to go el nino

old miss or powerball i'm surprised on this is in there oh so that sounds like you want to go let's get all this out of the way greg mcelroy just called old miss the most dangerous team in the sec this year fuck yes that's funny man i thought it might be uh georgia but yeah it's it might be ooh alabama's supposed to alabama's got a good team i think no i don't want that way for georgia georgia and alabama don't have quarterbacks carson beck who who's who's all miss who's slinging it for them sharks and dart j dart still throwing darts okay is that j is that jart? No, I don't know what that was. You think Texas can catch Alabama slip in week two? Yes, I absolutely do.

Okay. 100%. Eight-point spread, seven points, something like that? No, it'll be – I'm going to say – I'll say three and a half. Okay. Bama's – they don't know what they got. They don't have a quarterback yet. Right.

Yeah, they probably didn't recruit very many good quarterbacks. Milrow? Dude, he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn last year. Give him another year to develop under the system. You know what I like this year? Give me Joe Milton comeback season. Okay. We'll see.

Most dangerous team is such an easy, like... They're dangerous, man. That's like, yeah, they're going to lose three or four games, but they'll knock off Georgia, Alabama, like one of the big dogs. Yeah, we did. That's fine. That's a fun place to be. Ole Miss gets Georgia and Bama on the road this year.

Okay, that's probably not going to happen. We'll see. You're not beating Georgia in Georgia. No. Dave, El Nino's back. Let's go. When are we going to see the effects? This winter is supposed to be big for el nino effects

nice and damp uh damp snowy in the rockies oh that's kind of the deal with el nino more extreme weather events though ah on both sides of the spectrum don't need that so we'll see power grade in austin dave not great no not great held up thus far this summer though i have to say yeah didn't expect that lastly power balls just hit 900 million dollars you're gonna stop by get some tickets today dylan probably not odds are not in my favor no cash option of 465.1 it's the lump sum dave they say always do the lump sum right yeah because that's before taxes though right before taxes yes you got after taxes it's not that much money what's like 200 10 million dollars you gotta take out 25 immediately for the feds

and then that's reported as income so you gotta got to hold on to another 13 or whatever it is, percent, 14% for next year. When the tax man comes. It's not even worth it, man. No. If one of us wins it, can we commit to opening up the Bozeman office? I mean, yeah, I'll commit to that. Dude, whitefish though, man. You want it in the fish?

I don't know. I'll try Bozeman. I'm sure it's very beautiful. We can probably scout out the real estate, see which one works better for us as a company. Well, Brett, that was fun. You podcasted at a fairly high level for a guy who was just in Montana for a week eating bread. Thanks.

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