Circling Back - Holiday Mob Sesh

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

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All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. This is a secret bonus pod edition. That's why I've got to be a little bit quiet because we're not even supposed to be in the studio. our landlord kicked us out we're here they don't know we're here uh no they do that's not true dylan you got new shoes yeah Chelsea got me some uh new gym shoes they're white rebox they're quite comfortable thanks for noticing dave is that like a hey get back in the gym type thing maybe she saw me getting a little soft over the holidays dude Alyssa got me uh oh hold

let me just intro producing his will to freeze just yeah contributing well if you have jim's shoes what's gym where you're wearing. Yeah, we just swapped, dude. We did a little shoe swap situation. Hey, where'd my shoes go? Who's got my shoes? That's Jim. Yeah. That's exactly what Jim's like. What the heck? All right. Oh, no episode today. The boys are recording this week. I forgot what the schedule was. This is a secret episode. Dude, no one knows that. I'm not even going to advertise this. Oh, shit. It's one of those. Yeah. You got to be a real one to find it, basically. You have to, yeah, you have to, yeah, you to pay attention to your notifications on your feed wow there's no video which is for the best

because i'm wearing a very controversial shirt yesterday we recorded retail therapy and barrett texted me like five minutes after he was supposed to be here and said hey no video today right said no dress as shitty as you want so barrett only barrett cares about that that's so tight that you know i've i've that comes into i've think about that sometimes there's no video i'm like i don't have to do eye drops or whatever dude i haven't i haven't shaved my shitty facial hair a week so yeah i clearly was not ready to be on camera today i've been i've been a piece of shit this week i had a martini last night last night i had one ginnis and i would have had more but we didn't have any and so instead i drank four-fifths of a bottle of silver oak wine

I was just catching a vibe I had a drink combination that literally no one is doing combination you ready for this combination I went to dinner I had a frozen margarita I got home I had a I had an eggnog

ew that's fucking you're on some late night bread at his house oh dude that's like there was a good 30 minute break between the two cocktails but still it was a weird combination yeah you have to have at least 30 minutes

between the two yeah you have to I feel like it's gonna curl inside my stomach or something yeah nasty yeah damn with your nasty ass yeah that's your boy though yeah your gut bacteria is like vibing a little bit like what do we do mark then the eggnog hits it's like um hey can i give a little tip for the backers out here sure if you're gonna go to uh maddall ranchos i'm at all ranchos im at all ranches on boxing day just don't avoid it at all cost on December 26th. Is that the day to be there? I have, I've never seen it like that before.

It was so bad that we, as we are waiting to drive in from South Lamar, the line of cars just to get into the parking lot was so long that I simply got out of the car, walked into the restaurant and put our name in. Mexican Americans love boxing. Why is it called that again? I don't know. In Ireland, they call it St. Stevens Day. Is it because you're trying to get rid of all the boxes This is from Christmas. I think there's a way to look it up. Dylan the other day asked. I can't look it up because I'm on Randy's three-screen computer with no access to it.

I'm going to look it up. I have to look it up. Why is it called? There's actually a legit name for reason. Why is it called Boxing Day? What are you looking it up on? Here's Wikipedia. You want that?

Sure. Okay. Boxing Day. Oh, I just jump me down. Also known as Offering Day is a holiday celebrated on 26th of December. The day after Christmas Boxing Day was once a day to donate gifts to those in need, but has evolved to become part of Christmas festivities. Originated in the UK.

Hey, thanks for the gifts a day late. Could have made my Christmas awesome, but now you're just doing it on the 26th. Yeah, that's kind of devaluing Christmas Day, in my opinion. I think we need to make this like the 23rd or something. let everyone donate that day then you wrap on the 24th and then everyone's happy on the Christmas yeah that's facts

a lot of people do the Christmas Eve one gift when I was a kid we were big on that it couldn't be a main gift though I hadn't be like a little my parents did it like twice and then took it away from us and so like after after they let us do it twice

and then they took it away it was just like a thorn in my side every year on Christmas Eve like why why did you let us do it once One year I did it and my parents gave me the wrong gift and I opened up like an N64 game going to bed that night

It was tough So you knew you were getting the N64? Yeah That's what's up, dude I wouldn't have slept No dude Dude yeah A gaming console as a kid

That's crazy That's elite You know I know this This has probably been running to the ground By the many dad podcasts out there But like I was going to I was at Costco

And they had like PS5 Like display and I was like, how soon before I can get my son a PS5? Dude, I've been playing a lot of PS5 lately. Got Parks' second controller for his. And I had to tune him up on MLB the show a little bit. Did you hit some bombs? I did.

You play his rook? No, it was the Rangers, actually. Can you do a season as like a player? I don't know. I really dug into it. And I probably won't. You can do it in FIFA. Like you can just say,

I'm a striker, and then you can either play as the whole team and just feed yourself or you can just play as only yourself, which is weird. Huh. You're just running around the field. Can you go as Rooker and just like on off days, play golf and, like, call into podcasts? Yeah, probably. But how would it work with if you just control one player? I don't know.

Other eight guys in line them get to hit on their own, and then finally it's my turn. You're watching from the dugout, like, playing like, he's a day. Dick tapping people. like doing like the dugout banter i don't know man that'd be cool if you could actually watch it from the dugout yeah like they have a they have a manager cam on FIFA where you can just watch from like where the manager would be standing on the sideline that's kind of sick it's cool for two seconds yeah and then you're like wait this serves no value you only have to do it 162 times baseball season and then the uh yeah off seat then the playoffs i guess remember like as a kid just

tossing the game on the easiest mode and it's like yeah i finish I finished my triple play 99 season with 4,000 home runs. Oh, yeah. I used to do on Instability Football. I just win the high has been every single year. Nat Maddie. It's only a 12-year streak of never losing a game. It's great.

I wish I had never stopped playing Madden. I played Madden a lot, like up through high school, and then I stopped. And I was actually, I was pretty good. And I stopped. Yeah, you have to stay up because those games will pass you by. Yeah, if I were jumping to Madden now, I would get, be 49-0.

Just be totally lost. I bought every year of FIFA for the last however many years. And I still see, like, I get served reels and stuff that are, like, combinations you can do. And I'm like, dude, I've been playing this my entire life. And there's no way I can do these combinations to shoot like that. Like, I'm 38. I'm about to be 39. It's a young man's game.

NCA, same way. Yeah. Go get a PS5, dude. Just go ahead it now. Yeah, what are you doing? just go get it see but like he it's that's that's one of those things where i would he'd be like dad let's play and i'd be like we got to wait till sammy takes a nap or sammy goes to bed because sammy's gonna want to like grab the controller we're already we're dealing with some some pretty

classic fights at home with the over some of the toys the uh the gift uh du jour was the uh bumper car yeah dude it's not like anything like it's dope it's perfect because it doesn't doesn't go that fast, but, like, we got it for Sammy, but Rhodes fits in it. So, like, they're fighting over it. And we're like, do we just get Rhodes one? Because it wasn't, it's not like a super expensive toy. But I'm like, damn, two of these things is about to be a problem. They're about to be like literal bumper cars in our home. Yeah. So I don't know. I regret not getting a golf cart for Christmas. Was that on the table? Like for you? Yeah. Like, I was, I was.

I was thinking about financing a golf cart. Dude, you should. And then I was thinking I could just sell it to someone else in the neighborhood. Are they big in your neighborhood? I wouldn't say they're big. There's a couple guys that roll around. One does just a joy ride every night. And he plays like mariachi music.

And he looks like the happiest guy on earth. Dude, that's the dream for guys our age. I know. You all speed carts? Yes. They're avoidable. Okay. My issue is one, like the golf carts in my price range.

are essentially like you if you pulled up to a golf course that had this golf cart you'd be like oh okay it's a normal golf cart like it's not souped up i'm not gonna have like it wouldn't have speakers and stuff because that starts to get out of control you just need one good Bluetooth dude i'll just bring a Bluetooth speaker dude a brand new one is like buying a used car yeah oh yeah they're like 20 something grand yeah it's stupid oh i didn't know they were that much no one that I was from 2015 and it was like had nothing had no bells and whistles fuck it's seeded four people and had a little platform that you could like put stuff on they had brand new ones outside of went to lows recently and they were like nine grand they looked pretty nice so i thought that was

the range my buddy had a souped up one and he had to sell it to pay off a gambling debt dude you know you know shit's bad and you have to get rid of the golf cart that's tough that it's tough to let that that makes sense was it like with a bookie to like was he going to get his knees broken or was it like more of like uh i got to pay my boy so he doesn't like get me out of the group i don't know that i really don't know the details i never really like dug in because anytime it was brought up in the group text it's with they all live god that sucks i i could tell like by his by his lack of like joking about it i was like oh he's probably he's going through it he might have been in trouble did he like a gambling problem or he just won off like i don't

know i don't think he had just thought he had a hot hand yeah I don't think he had a problem. I think he just had a little too much dip on his chip. Right. To be like that. Now, I've never had to sell a golf cart to cover my gambling debts. But I feel like the amount of guys that buy nice golf carts and sell them in the next five years is probably about 50%.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like a boat. Well, in my mind, I like, I don't want it for more in a couple years. I want it to serve a purpose and then get rid of it. And that's kind of prohibitive to buying one. They're not existent in my neighborhood. they're not that exist like austin in general like as far as the neighborhoods where i have friends

who live like there's not they're really big in like the dallas suburb community i don't know about dripping springs maybe i don't know lakeway lakeway yeah yeah big time golf cart territory's the first song you toss on when you get one though my buddy got a giant ass truck like lifted and i went to the dealership with him to pick it up He just puts the windows down. First thing he does is toss on Jaco and barefoot Blue G night. You're making this off. Swear to God.

No, he would. It was awesome. You're fucking lying. I swear. You didn't go with your friend to pick up his lifted trunk. I swear to God, I did. I swear to God, I did. Why did you go with them?

Because he was excited about it. And why was it lifted? He was a good friend. He literally said to me, Will, I'm doing something today. You got to come with me. And I said, sick, let's do it. Is this one of your Michigan friends? Yeah.

And I got into his, like, what was it? It doesn't even exist anymore. The car. I'm not even sure the car company exists. I got into his like mom vehicle and we pull up to the dealership and I'm like, you got a truck, didn't you? Suddenly we're pulling off the lot. Did you go from a Subaru to a truck?

It wasn't a Subaru, but it was Subaru adjacent. You got that custom lift on it? Oh, it was huge. Oh my God, dude. I bet his cock was huge after that. And he just put on Jake Owen? Oh, yeah, dude. All right.

I mean, that song was peak that summer. Dude, I'm probably putting on Bad Bunny and letting the neighborhood know. I might do the mariachi music and just, rival the dude next to me i don't know what i'm putting on i might go steel drum the uh what was that song we're obsessed with oh the uh kodak song yeah codac do do do do do you y'all my steel drum follow the dude that i follow on instagram who does this yeah that guy's rules dude you sent him to me he started just doing like regular steel drum songs and now he's totally pivoted to doing like punk music and songs from the tony hawk pro skater soundtrack and i love him

I want to hire him to do a party. I don't think he leaves Florida, though. Oh, you know, I know what I want to talk about. What? Let's get a dinner on the books. Oh, yeah. We got to schedule the Wash Media holiday party. It's the kickoff.

It's the 2026 holiday recap kickoff. It's a kickoff celebration. We're kicking it off. Where should we go and when should we do it? Keith Van Horns. I don't think it's called Keith Van Horns. I might be going to Van Horns for my birthday to do a little. research. So is that the new

the new issue in town? I don't know. People are talking about it. Where is it? I've got a buddy who invested in it so like I can't talk a bunch of shit on it. Okay. He's never going to invite me. Yeah. It's too bad. It's okay. I would do Bartlett's.

I don't know if does Barletes have like a private room? There's six of us. I mean, should we do it the first week that we're back? I think we got to check some sketchies with the labs, but it doesn't seem like a terrible time. yeah yeah how are the lads how are brett and randy brett seems good dude i was devastated when the bills did not win that game they didn't win no josh allen missed a wide open dude in the back of the end zone to win it oh my i feel bad it was a sick game i said it's bills text yesterday

to brett that he didn't respond to and i thought it was interesting his sabers are the hottest team in the league his saves are on fire are they going to make the playoffs remains to be seen they most teams make the half the league makes the playoffs so it's like they they will i don't want to say it because it's the saves but like yes they'll make the playoffs dude my dog bejohn having a fucking season day yeah he's great he's unbelievable it's my dog he went off who's he play for the falcons cool they're just a trash franchise no offense dude atlanta stock i can say that cowboys are trashed franchise atlanta stock is soaring for me right now I love it there.

I've never been. We spent... Bro, meetup. We spent 18 hours there last month, or earlier this month, and, like, it's beautiful. Tree coverage there is crazy. Meetup when? I don't know. I might just move there.

Let's do meetup in Hotlanda, dude. I'm going to move in with Ricky. You got to stop calling it that. It's the first time I've called it that. Now, you used to call it that. I remember somebody was like, hey, man. Hey, dude. No one's doing that.

No one's doing that. fucking luda yeah luda luda is a rapper is a rapper is luda in the

fstein files Gucci man don't do luda like that have y'all search your names in the files yet just in case

I've been searching my boys just to make sure did you watch that that Tim Dillon pot I said not yet it's bookmark with the drop site guy

I need I need my I need my family to go to bed early one night so I can go deep it's a good interview I don't listen to

a lot of Tim Dillon or that actually he's like the first time but he had that guest on so i was like i want to see what's up what's this hat oh dude quiet golf dude but is that it's a brand that will sent me a month ago and i went and look i was like yeah i got some cool stuff no before w t i bought a couple polos from quiet golf and the boys were buzzing over him is this an anti uh bluetooth speaker on the golf course movement i don't know dude have you guys been seeing the slander lately i never saw that like there's been memes on my time i'm in a real dushy timeline right now

but it's almost like the burner verse for golfers and there's been a lot of criticism like people will show like post a photo of a dude and a terrible golf fit and just put the quote like anyone got a Bluetooth speaker and like you know what the movement back towards

a quite like a normal round of golf without music I'm not I'm I don't hate that I can go either way but I'm not against I'm not against the speaker I'm not against it adds It adds an element of fun to your golf, right? You know what?

I'm going to say it's course specific. As long as you're not blaring, like, you know, gangster rap that everyone can hear, it's fine. If you keep it to yourself. Why gangster rap? Yeah. Because it's got heavy bass and it's just loud, you know? I just, I was playing at a nice golf course in Michigan, I think before I even moved down here. And the starter got a call from another person that worked for the course and said, hey,

There's some guys playing some pretty loud music on number two if you want to go slow him down a little bit. And the starter fired back and said, for how much they paid to be out here, I don't care if they're dancing in the fairways. Then he hung up. And I thought to myself, you know what, good for that guy.

Yeah. Like, I couldn't hear it from where we were. Unless you're pulling up to the clubhouse blasting music, like I don't think you can pretty much ever hear someone's music on the course. It might seem loud on your hole, but like, it is very rare that I can hear someone's car. and think like oh those people are a little much one of my pet peeves is when i'm in somebody's cart and they've got their music and they pull like get the turn to the clubhouse and music

still just as loud as it was yeah yeah you can't do that i don't want to do that that seems like common sis that's uh my high my college uh fantasy league like that's something one of the guys there would do sure we're playing like red sky like a course it's really hard to get on that's bad all right it's like they're listening to fucking Iron Maid It's not Iron Maiden But you know Warrant or some 80s

playlist We were playing Kaiser Austin once It was me, Dave, Dan and someone else We had Yacht Rock Going the entire front nine And then halfway through

Dan goes I think we should switch it up And he tossed on like a future album And I was like man It's just in the vibe I'm trying to do right now Future does not give golf I gotta be

I gotta be not only intoxicated But I have to be going home to something other than my family yeah i have to be going out i have to be like somewhere where i'm going back to the hotel room to and be like all right am i going to take a quick nap or just showering just go keep drinking not like i'm going to go home and be a normal person yeah i don't even drink on the course very much anymore i don't either i did a bloody at spanish uh last month and and and really enjoyed it because a bloody is a bloody is perfect because you don't pound a bloody you can't

you want to drink you want to drink it fast enough to where it doesn't warm up outside and you're drinking like a bloody and it's already like 75 but you don't want to pound it to a bloody and a styro is perfect i usually double cup right so that it doesn't lead through yeah yeah yeah the oil i always throw the i always throw the cups on the ground too okay that's interesting it's not biodegradable wow we got arnold in the building I don't play golf anymore I'm playing a little bit I'll play with you dog you did you play good you beat me I suck 2026 is the year of me locking in

let's fucking do it let's make it our thing I have to do I have to be better Let's lock in together How many times have you said that probably I'm locking in I just got I get rid of my pool That's not all I got to do, but that's the main thing I got to do.

I went for confidently shooting mid-80s. You've been home alone a lot? Like, 2024, I was like, if I was in the 90s, I was pissed at myself. 2025, if I was breaking 100, I was like, oh, thank God, I broke 100. I didn't feel like it. I suck. Yeah, last year was my worst ever as far as, like, good golf. And I chalked that up to just having a second kid.

I didn't even have any memorable shots from last year. I want to, hey, I'm in the market for new golf shoes. Size foot are you? I'm going to hit you. Can I see? No, Will, you know, I'm a small foot guy. You want to slide into some eights? Can you slide into some Tiger Woods?

Oh, are they nines? Ha. They fit like it. I got to give them my loot of the year, Blaine. Blaine needs a dub. You should give them, you should, yeah, you need to tell them soon. Dude, speaking of Blaine, I need to buy some boots. Go get some hoss.

Dude, he needs a dub, man. Let him know soon. He knows he's getting the shoes. Does he know he's getting loot of the year? I've told him like pretty much since June that he's got it wrapped up. I need to get a plaque made, though. I was going to, I want it in my... Hey, what?

He's going to hear this. Should we get him a pair of boots? Do you think he's going to listen? Yeah. Should we get him the Blains? I was going to say, let's get him a cameo. Ooh. Oh, to announce it.

It's a good idea. From? Yeah. there was somebody on there that people were talking about oh is Rick Flair yeah he's all the rig Flair I don't I think his cameos are a little on the inch right I want us hilarious people are like people people people are spending eight hundred dollars for him to just fuck up a came which my boy congratulations he's getting married like he shouldn't get married so that day that that came out there's a guy in my Todd's little brother shout out to Alex who got engaged

and announced it to the group text in our fantasy league he's like guys and he sent the picture of him proposing and like everybody's congratulating him i just sent him the link to the rick flare i've i've completely turned on holiday engagements i'm very pro them now okay i feel like they got a bad rap for a while as being basic and whatever why do people say that because it's like because so many people do it that i think it's easy a shit on yeah But you It makes sense We probably should

On it You have time off You have A lot of family time Likely a lot of family around You get to Pretty much be on cloud nine For the rest of the holidays

Because you just got engaged Like I don't really see a downside To it Yeah Go off I don't think I have a problem Dude if you're out there right now And you're debating

Getting engaged Just go do it Don't propose Do it right now dude Watch the Rick Flair Cameo first before you do it Make sure you still want to He might talk to

It brings up some points. Yeah, we got to lock in. I think there's just going to have to be a commitment to, like, not just like the occasional, like, range session, but just going out and putting, chipping. I'm going to double my rounds of golf in 2026. So you're going to play five times. I'm going to play four times.

I want to be the grant of this year's WTI. Because there was a buzz around him being like, dude, he's locked in. He's playing really well. Did it hold true? Yeah, he smoked, he smoked us on the final day. He was, he smoked me on the final day. He was playing absolutely vaporizing.

He was playing out of his mind on the final day. He, he played, like, he plays a style of golf that is smart where he's not pulling, like, he's hitting hybrids, irons, and he's not losing T shots. Pussies. You're just like, oh, God, yeah, I get it. And that course, Delaware Springs does call for that. So in many ways, he's playing like a very high IQ round of golf. But it was like, oh, Grant's playing.

He's out playing. I mean, he was like three up on me like through four. And then I finally got one on him. I drained like a 15 footer. And then he drained it on top of me to push the hole. And I was like, well, fuck, this is not my day. I'm not playing any competitive rounds that will go in the handicap app for two months before WTI. smart i'm just going to go grind i need to find if there is anyone out there who wants to give me

free access to their short game range out at their nice country club in austin i would love to strike a deal with you can i ask you a question about spanish i was talking to ryan about this see that's good dude that's spanish spanish the language uh have you ever walked past the range down to this short game section because i've never even seen it didn't even know it was there I've never even like contemplated going down there. I'm scared when I met someone else's country club. I don't venture out. Yeah.

I get a phone call. I freak out. I'm like, am I allowed to answer this right now? I need to go somewhere else. We should feel pretty comfortable out there now. No, but there reaches a point where if you're a guest at a country club too many times

and people start to notice you. And then they're like, who's this scumbag? That's just freeloading. Yeah, it's me. It's your boy. It's your boy.

I'm a guest of the year. for three years running. These guys are white trash. Who are they on the phone? Do I need to get Blaine a plaque that says looted a year on it? Yeah. I don't think. How much is a custom plaque these days?

I've never ordered one. You're asking the wrong guy. I can't imagine they're that. 50 bucks. Yeah, I was going to say, like, for 50, I think that's worth it for 50 bucks. I wouldn't know. I've been brushing my teeth three times a day in flossing. So, yeah.

It's good. Sally put some floss in my stocking. It's like a gentle. Well, last year she should. Last year she put a tin of Zin in there. And I was like, this is perfect because I actually, I'm out right now. So it's great. And this year I got floss.

So I guess I know what direction we're going in. I'm looking at cameo right now. Do you want to get John Kuzak? How much is he? Only 239. How much is John? How much is Joe? Yeah, let's get Joan.

You can get Gruden. What if she came in at 238? Do like the most random one, Joan Cusack. Oh. it could be it would be yeah i feel like i feel like cameo prices have gone up you know who's has it mine yeah y'all got to raise rates i get like one every three months i'm too scared to talking to the camera i don't like it oh shut up i don't like it i don't like it you're on the camera all the time if anyone wants a cameo for me book it through dylan or dave oh dude beverly de angelo it's

only 200 bucks no idea who that is i thought christmas vacation mom the wife oh i'm not not a Christmas vacation guy. Babe. Just a babe. Yeah. Still looks great. I'm sure if she did much outside of that franchise. The best vacation movie is Vegas, right? She's in that too. Yeah. That for me is it hits. Kenny G. Will. How much is Kenny G? 375. Will he play? Oh. It's got to include the sex. That's, that's who he is. Yeah. Give us a few notes. Doesn't he do circular breathing or whatever it's called so he can never stop a solo? and he only eats rice and fish he only eats the same thing yeah

I thought that was leading up to like the day of a performance I don't know the way that I read it at the time was that that was just what he eats rice and salmon that gets so boring yeah but you know it doesn't get boring just fucking crazy bitches after your saxophone show you know that's true everything about that

the bitches you get in the 90s he had to be swimming in it right he was getting invited to like I bet he was getting a goofy style there's probably so many saxophone guys out there that are like how's this guy the guy that emerges like the world's famous saxophone player just snail trails all over the fucking

stop this is it's the sexiest instrument he's got that Justin Guarini here I don't know who that is oh American Idol American Idol Kelly's season he got second right come on dude I don't fuck with that shit sorry dude he can really get distracted

looking at cameo oh we can tell michael irvin 500 bucks 500 bucks god you're gonna raise your rates yeah why don't you do a last minute sale I'm raising rates at the new year

put it's $26 let's see about it Randy should do a cameo you know Randy would go all out green screen and oh yeah you would a lot of bang for your buck I hit up Micah

yesterday to see if you wanted to do the show Yeah Let me tell you what he said Because it was just very I'm in Yeah what do you think he said Is he in New York? He said we'd love to fuck around with the boys

But have very important stuff From 11 to 1 I was like okay I didn't I was like Are you wanting me to ask what that is It's a very specific time frame Important stuff from 11 to 1 Huh

I said the last text I got from Mike and said, hey, I'm in your neighborhood. What's the best coffee? I want to be like, come on bye, player. Instead of like, hey, you want to meet up real quick? Yeah. I wanted coffee. I want to be like, just come over here.

Do you don't make you some? Did he? No, I didn't tell him that. No, I don't think Diddy was there. I told him, come on, dude. No, Diddy wasn't there. I finished the dock. Not a good dude, turns out.

Can you imagine how horrifying it would be to get called out for collecting some dude's semen to the point where you have to stop doing it? he finally asks us about it should we stop can i tell you a bit he kind of made it like they thought they were skating by for like years collecting the semen and then he calls it out and they just immediately stop like come on dude can i tell you a flounder a bit from like ninth grade it's really not that funny but it has to do a seaman yes so there's this big church and great vine cult fellowship it's it's mega church it's like gemstone style right right and we had a friend who went there

and we went on like this thing, this beach retreat with him to like Gulf Shores, Alabama or whatever. And on like the bus ride Clay made up some bit where he had like a pirate voice

and he would just be asking for or he was like doing these fake commercials for something called Siemens Cola. He would go, we thought it was the funniest thing. And you shouldn't do this on a church bus trip. Let me be clear. He would just go,

tar have a nice glass of seaman's cola come on man the pirate's life the pirate soda and we were just coming from him I bet it was and it was like a joke for like seven years where we would just like be like hey never see it's coal yeah they didn't like it

they didn't make it was that funny on the like the chaperones as they shouldn't somehow just miss tur Okay Okay Dylan has gotten up to

What are you doing dude What are you wearing there I was doing my break in the trash can somehow missed This is municipal Oh the pants though Pants are Viori Yeah Hey speaking of municipal

The thing that AJ got sent you It's pretty dope Uh yeah Shout out to a good boy productions Good boy originals Originals originals I thought it was going to be something dead related I got a text from our boy AJ

We know him from Calloway Days. He was lutes with hashtag. They sent us a lot of free clubs. He sent me because he has a company, he, you know, does municipal that you're wearing right now. But then he also has a company that does, he essentially does like really impressive photography of golf memorabilia.

And it's like super clean, super good looking, super shiny. And then prints it out and frames it. And someone said, but he'll do anything. from I think it I think when I first started following it was only like golf pencils so you just like do a high resolution thing of that and it was cool and then he started doing other stuff too and someone gave him like a matchbook a grateful dead matchbook and so he did it and sent it to me and it's fucking tight real tight yeah it's it's pimp tight what a guy it's pimp tight it's pimp tight okay it's pimp tight all right hung in the office already

I've been spent a lot of time in my home office. Good for you. Got a bed up there, been sleeping up there every night. Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay. Things are all right. No, it's just, you know, it's been a holiday season. We didn't close that curtain all the way.

Hopefully it'll be all right. Barrett and I did the same thing yesterday. It was fine. Mid-episode, we had to go shut everything because we were like worried. Brett just responded to the Stranger Things Talk like 12 hours later, maybe even 24. Brett responded? With a joke. Yeah.

He doesn't. watch TV he made a joke yeah you're right he doesn't at all you don't have to watch TV to make the joke that he made he says sounds like things are getting strange yeah he responded 17 hours later like it's not helpful uh Brett Brett Brett when's he coming back I don't know right this weekend talking to over him over his ass They all be in Vegas tomorrow. What are you doing in Vegas tomorrow, Hoff? Well, we're going to see Chelsea's family in Utah.

And Vegas just happens to be like the nearest large airport to where they live, which is two hours away. So we're flying into Vegas, doing a night there, show parks around a little bit. That Chelsea's favorite soup dumpling place inside the aria, dim typhong? Barely nowhere. It's aria time. Are you going to go to the Cosmo at all? see our boy maybe he's got to be looking old you got to let him take a photo with your son he's there just just just him just him so we're in the airport just starts telling him stories you follow me

we were in the atlanta airport and i saw a guy that i thought looked exactly like the vegas bartender i was sold to the point where i went up to sally and i said i think that's the vagus bartender and i think i need to say something to him and she was like you have to you have to you have to get a picture with him. Like, you have to. And I looked at him for like 30 seconds just being like, I have to go do it. And then I heard him talk to his wife and he had a very thick European accent. And I was very glad that I had not approached this. Maybe he was just cover. Maybe he joined the witness protection. I mean, there's a lot of mob ties in Chicago. His original accent was very Chicago. Moved to Vegas. Like, he moved to Vegas. Maybe to get away from stuff.

Yeah. Maybe he flipped on his outfit. Like, it's very possible he was either doing a fake accent in the airport to throw people off his scent or that he does a fake accent in Las Vegas Wow Something to think about Yeah I'll stop by see if he's poking around You should go to the

Dumpling place that we went to We're staying that's where we're staying Resort World Is that video that you posted? Oh, they're not doing well I bet you can get some good deals there Some food and stuff Well here's the thing

thing. We happen to, the one night we're staying in Vegas is, I think, the most expensive night of the entire year. Oh, New Year's Eve. Yeah, New Year's Eve. Every place is outrageous. Like, Bellagio is like 900 bucks. It's insane. So we, we did some bargain shopping and landed on Resort World. Still not cheap at all. Yeah, I've heard Resort World struggling. I've only been there once. I sent a video from there earlier today in the group text. That's how I was going to ask if that was from the brunch. I'm about to donate at the Blackjack table. I don't sports bet or gamble anymore. I had to sell my golf cart.

I like to bet my horses. I like to bet the horses a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun stuff. I like to play a little bit. I love the horses. I like to go watch them.

I like to watch the horses run. I'm going to sit down a couple hundred bucks and play a little, play some cards. It's like three hands in Vegas, though. I know. That's their problem, man. They priced out just the average. average Joe. That's why Vegas isn't doing so hot.

Yeah. Bring it down. Make it accessible. They should make it more accessible for Joe the plumber. Yep. Okay. They should make it more. Ken Bone should be.

The Bone. What if he's still on? The original Bone. The original Cameo. We got one for J-Bone. Did we? Yeah. From Ken Bone.

Damn. What a character he was. I got to tell you. I'm out on J-Bone. Wow. why? Because he shows up in our city for F1 and it's too good to pop in the stew

and say what up? No, I'm busy, no. Shut up, bitch. Let us prop you up, King. Get on our pod, dude. What a jerk. The people want to hear from J-Bone. You show up, hang out with all your F-1 cronies

and get out of here? Just a bunch of nerds out there at the track. It's just mean. He made time for Randy. Hold on Jebel. I think he went over to Randy's apartment. Like, cool, dude. Probably helped him with his table.

this fucking tree shell You know what I'm out on Jaybone too Fuck that guy What if Jaybone Just had like huge European following He might

He probably does Oh what's up Jaybon Bro I do he for sure does Hello Oh Jaybone I love what you're doing

On the graph He's Russian Eastern European Very Eastern Debatable Maybe soon Russian We don't know Russia's not Asia

It's just straight up No bro Bro bro because it's so fucking big bro it's deeper than that bro I don't know I don't know either

Russia Russia breaks my brain I thought Moscow was on the east side of Russia for like years yeah dude turns out it's not there's not much on the east part of Russia right oh dude it's kind of shit out there

thank God for Moscow mules though right dude yeah dude like I don't I don't even fucking give my ID over because they just know that I'm gonna fucking you make sure you come that guardless I'm stealing that shit

Make sure you bring that back. That's copper. Yeah, dude. Copper. Precious metals right now, dude. It's a good time to go steal copper. Copper spiking right now. Silver's going crazy, Dave.

You know about that? I've followed it. I'm leveraged. He's got winners in his portfolio that you don't need to worry about, dude. It's spiking a little too high. I'm just offloading it. Yeah, it's a good idea. Bro, it's so volatile.

Precious metals. That's why I love Jabone. Mm-hmm. What? Huh? Sometimes a pod is interesting when you don't have a rundown. Or like ad reads. Yeah, do you ever read?

Hey, check out fucking stuff. We got some new sponsors on board for 2026. Now, here goes, Dylan, giving away the farm. Well, I say what they are, but some good ones, man. I'm still focused on 2025. I'm trying to finish this year strong. You better hurry up, dog. We've got a day and a half.

Yeah. plenty of time if you don't sleep or if you just sleep three hours or if you break your days into four like i do like tomorrow i got four days i'm manipulating time pat green only had three do you give me a month i'm fucking smoking you a year forget about it 10 years i'm on a different life already is grind culture going to go away in 2026 i sure fucking hope so we're in ground zero for You worked 75 hours last week. Wow. That's fucking, that's great.

I spent time with my family. Bro, I haven't seen family in five years. I fly drones. Okay. In Ukraine. Okay. Yeah. But which side?

People have to guess. I don't know how Randy records with headphones on the entire time. It's not comfortable. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. Now when everybody else isn't wearing them When did we clear him for a third screen? I don't like I've never I haven't been over here

I don't remember that he just added it one day And I was like You just added that And I don't I need to send an amount of money That he's allowed to spend on Amazon Without asking me about it sick of it dude Hey I need this Hey I need this $4 cord can I get it on Amazon

I don't mind him clearing it with us I don't either but like we got to have an amount Yeah if it's not three digits Just don't bother like just get the cord dude Well one we're supposed to to be cordless. I'm supposed to be wireless and we're not. Wait until next month on that $4 cord. I got to take a thick ass piss. Okay.

They've taken a thick ass piss. He's tapping, dude. Tap, dude. I've been peeing a lot more with the seat up standing up. That's big boy stuff, dude. I'm not sure if you guys have noticed. Oh, I haven't. No. That's good. Yeah.

It's just been more convenient. Yeah. Getting sick for Christmas? Um Yeah Not like RC car sick Right

No I mean I had a pretty golf-coded Christmas Sally to point all golf this year Got a new head cover from my bag You know All right I got Some coffee table books from my dad

Got I got a bunch of stuff Nothing crazy I have a theory that Sally set some stuff aside because my birthday's coming up. I think she did what parents aren't supposed to do. Oh, yeah. Your birthday's tough, man.

Dude, my birthday is the worst. Think about it. Think about it. It's the day after. You're right. It's a total dead zone. Like, no offense,

it's a total dead zone. No, I don't think it can get worse. I don't either. This is the only set up here. Yeah, this is the only year where it actually sets up well for me because I have two days after.

That's a weekend. But, like, it makes sense that I would create a brand called Sunday Scaries. because like December 31st is Friday, January 1st is Saturday, and January 2nd is Sunday. It's like nobody wants to do anything January 1st, or sorry, second. Like, it's just the lamest day ever. Yeah.

Like the Christmas has just passed and everyone's like catching their breath and like, I don't want to go out and like do shit or buy presents for you. Well, if it falls on a Monday, people have to go back to work. Yeah. Like, we had to go back to school numerous days on January 2nd. I don't want to do that. Oh, yeah. Too early.

Are you taking January 6th off? No, we'll be here, dude. Okay. I'll be here. Hey, are we tracking our pisses in 2026? We could. I like that guy. The boys didn't want to do that.

A group of guys. Like our best pisses. We need to track something else on the board out in the bullpen. What? We need to use it for something else. Oh. Like clean slate? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm coming having fun with that one. Yeah, the clear winner. But I still think we need to reset it for the new year. I don't care about y'all's 2025 office hornies. The bar for the, we haven't revealed what that counts for. The bar for getting a tally mark has definitely gone way up. Yeah, I don't think, no, we're cultivating a healthy culture around here.

I did some rearranging in the stew. up here yeah I put the eight ball right there because I was hoping that a backer would notice that it's behind Dylan's head and then there'd be eight ball jokes about that

we got Rhodes and eight ball magic eight ball for uh Christmas because he found one of his cousins and he was like I want one so we got him one he's pretty excited about it he doesn't know that you can't just ask anything oh I mean you could

I have a video of them looking at like all right ask it something he goes how do you surf he thinks it's AI yeah it's like well that would be cool if it just gave you a tutorial yeah tech isn't it's a pretty simple yeah it's not there yet parts's favorite gift of everything is a eight dollar scout massager that i put in a stocky like the claw one oh yeah dude that's good you should use that too i should good for circulation in the scalp good for the follicles that's right that's right daddy got a mini theragon really yeah the triangle yeah that's one i've got i love dude it's great i don't know why

you would buy the big one at this point i don't either it's just as it's not just as much power but it's enough if you're solo yeah it can be harder like the big one you can reach a little further back but if you got like a a lady or a gent to like get those hard to reach spots yeah you don't need more than the mini nah it's so much great for golf trips yes yeah yeah we always talk about bringing the theragon on like a trip with us and we never do because it's fucking massive yeah it it works but i always wanted after like flying i have an off-brand one it's pretty dope did i give it to you no chelsea we had a sponsor i was spott i scare the sunday scary's podcast had like one therogun read and i think i told brett like as long as i get a free thergan out of it like i don't i don't

care and they did not renew but they gave me a there go agree okay okay this is random but do you know the you know how like live langdon and her hot-ass boyfriend yeah they post those videos of like them at that competition you know what that competition is it's called high rocks h-y-r-r-o-x i don't this may not be true this might be fake but i watched an instagram of a young lady found out what high rock high rocks is short for like what it means it's because it's hybrid rock star and this lady was like this gave me the ick when i found out hybrid rock star yeah it's like crossfit hybrid rock star that's bad you're just working out but it's just but that's bad branding it's bad branding but i got to say everybody who's doing it what taught

to be pretty odd. I didn't see anyone else. I think your viewing is a bit skewed on that. This is through the lens of Liv Langdon. I didn't say that. And her perfect boyfriend. I don't really objectify friends of mine like Live and her beautiful boyfriend. I'd watch them like paint a fence. You know? That's how hot they are. Is he that perfect though? Like

hey, if you're listening, Liv's boyfriend, I don't think you're that perfect. You should come show up and fight me. Come do the show. Come to my house. We call live. Like, hey, is your boyfriend there? What if you had a really annoying? voice. Hey, what's up? There's no way, dude.

Hey, babe. He's a 10 butt, you know? Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, I don't think it gets much more perfect than that, dude. I don't know, like, I don't know where I would change, like what I would change on him. No, he's perfect. He's like 6.3. Chiseled jaw, perfect hairline, shredded.

Is his Instagram open or private? I think he's pry. I might get in, dude. I think Liv is also pry. I might fucking linger outside until the bouncer lets me in. she's got to be done with us Liv why are these guys from this podcast requesting me I don't know

she's he knows she's over us she can try and follow us no dude she loves us she loves us too at one point I just don't like she thinks about as much anymore she would dapp you up right now if she saw you the chief kiss I taught Fritz

anytime you give someone a one of these you have to say big dog yeah and so now he just is walking around doing big dog to people i call park's big dog all the time now it's replaced buddy for me can't i can't stop if you saw connor from the bachelorette tall connor the uh smu i believe swimmer if you saw him like you're somewhere you're in line at mats something would you be like what's up dude and then be like because you probably have to remind him Like, you did our pod like five years ago during COVID.

You took your shirt off. Is it worth that? I would. Yeah. I'm curious if y'all would. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I would.

Okay. I think I would. Yeah, I would. He was a lot of fun. He was a lot of fun. He's a good dude. Yeah. He's vocal fry.

Just can't keep his shirt on. Yeah, what's the name of this turtle from Finding Nemo? He talks like him. No, I don't know. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know, I don't know his name. Is the name like surf or something? Talks like that.

Hold on. I got to look it up. He's like a surfer turtle. Turtle from Nemo. Come on. Crush. Crush. Hey, if you guys talk to any, like, if you guys have any nieces that are like, I don't know,

12 or 13 or 14 years old, don't bring up like pop stars. they're going to make you feel bad about yourself in what way i started asking them like who was popular uh on christmas eve and i dropped some names and they were like no who'd you drop addison ray okay i thought i was cooking with that i was like so you guys are big like adison ray girls what about that one chick who's real hot right now tape mccray tape mccray so tape mccray's hot with him okay i said it to my niece who's a freshman in high school and she goes Tate McCray's top four Addison Ray is not even top 400

And I was like fuck You just fuck you just exposed What about Jojo Seaw? I don't know where Seaw falls Are they Are they Swifties? Yeah Yeah they gotta be

Yeah Yeah I think everyone is Not everyone Bro how sad Travis Kelsey going out I know he's probably gonna play next year But damn dude Didn't he announce

Did he? Did he's returning for one more year I could be making that up I think I saw something on it Still nuts I'm sick of him I like Jason Our old boss

Oh Jason Kelsey But I'm out on Travis Tired of it Overexposed It's a little Kelsey fatigue at this point Yeah Like I'm good They're not going anywhere

I hate to tell you I know They're only gonna get more out of my face Because like The podcast Doing big things I don't think they're gonna Garage beers

I don't think think he and traves or he and taylor are going to last i mean he's going to fuck around we're going to get a banger album out of that i saw a macaque in her type account talk about taylor philip being pregnant the other day i believe that for like two seconds like there's no way this would be a much bigger story correct yeah there are odds that you can bet on if she's going to be pregnant before the wedding you know polymark you can bet on anything these days I get too I don't like what Polly Market does

where they look like they make it look like their thumbnail is a clickable image and then you click it and then it takes you to their website and it's like why are you doing that? I don't like that you're gaming the system

it's deceiving that's a Peter Thiel owned company right? Is it? Probably. I could just be spitting out you can just bet on anything they have a they just list all kinds of weird shit

I've never been on there yeah it's a it doesn't seem good yeah no I don't know how I don't know how some people have the tolerance for like sports betting at a rapid clip

I can't be that on edge for an entire day game after game this island I'm happy that I don't have the itch to do that I get the itch sometimes but usually I'm in Las Vegas or just a game that I'm just licking my chops at Uncle Jems has been making a resurgence on my timeline just clips from Uncle Jems

and I've been wanting to watch it again even though it's a movie I said I'd never watch again I said afterwards, I remember you saying that. I remember afterwards me thinking like, I'm 100% going to watch it one more time. You have to respect KG. KG should have gotten a best supporting actor, Nam. You think?

It's a good movie. Yeah. Anxiety inducing. Yeah. And I assume that's what they intended to do, which means that they nailed it. Like, hey, we're going to be at edge of your seat. We need to see, what's the, what's the Shalamee, Marty Supreme?

Yeah. I don't know what it's about. Does anybody know what it's about? Yeah. What's it about? He's a, I don't, I don't know if this guy was real or not. I think he was, but like just a hyper competitive ping pong player. Dude's ponging.

Okay. I think in our grand X heyday, we probably could have taken him. We saw a housemate in the theater the other day. How was that? Pretty good. Sidney Sweeney She's not a good actor Oh

And that's a pretty The role didn't suit her In my opinion My wife said the book's not that good That's we went Because Chelsea and my dad Both read the book So that's why I wanted to see the movie

Okay It's a good move But Sidney She leaves a little To be desired in the acting But she did show her her bare breast she goes topless

yeah you get some side nipple it's not like full on is it in like a scene where it's like you feel like good about it or is it in like a tough scene because I don't know what it's about it's a scene where two adults are both consenting for intercourse nice good for them

yeah hold on let me see what a show next I haven't seen her in anything since anything but you she can't she can hit a little role like that this one's a bit a bit more of a serious tone she's doing the uh the marketing from that movie style where like she'll repost anybody who goes to the movie and there's like does like uh you know what i'm saying yeah yeah i get why i get why

celebrities are doing that to get people out and do stuff like i get why after like a charlie xx song comes out she starts reposting everyone that does like whatever dance is associated with it like i get it but i'm sick of seeing it I don't want to go through a bunch of people's reels from the movie theater. Put your phone away at the movie theater. Yeah. The male lead in that movie's hot, straight up. I didn't even know there was one.

He's from one of the Sheridan's. He's from that Blake Lightley movie that had all the controversy. Yeah. Controversy. Brandon Skirvin, I don't know his name. He was in 1923, I believe. Okay. Damn, so he's old. I don't think we're going to make.

I don't think we're going to complete our industry rewatch before we get to industry. When is that supposed to drop? January 12th, I think, or something like that, whatever the Sunday is closest to that date. But Sally's been dragging feet and we just got logged out of our HBO account. That wasn't ours.

So it's just, we're dying over here. I think they're logging people out of HBO accounts that aren't theirs before the big push of January. I think we have it. Unfortunately, I now have to pay for it. I think it's ours, but I don't know. If there's one thing, I don't mind paying for it's probably HBO during peak season yeah I'll rock heavy with it

for sure for sure what are you guys doing today you guys do anything sick today I might to take stella to the vet why her she's had stomach uh stomach issues and they went away with their back so she might be dealing with something with a lot of holiday eating dude hungry I don't know what's going on with her I guess I'm going to probably spend the afternoon trying to find a cameo for Blaine. If y'all want to come over and eat any ham, I have a lot of ham left over. Oh, ham party? Ooh, a ham party.

I'm so sick of eating mini ham sandwiches. I've had a thousand in the last three days. That's a lot, dude. Yeah. Hambone soup's on the stove right now, though. From Texas honey ham, that, that ham? Yeah. Oh, it's so delivered on.

I bought the ham for Christmas. They sell a ham bone soup kit where you just dump it all in and make the soup out of the leftover ham bone. I'm telling you dude damn eating for days off this but it says an eight to nine pound ham will feed X amount of people and it

would feed way more than whatever it said we've been eating ham nonstop damn I could see myself getting real sick of ham after day three dude I'll just go ham all that stuff you're not a real hammer though no I'm not I'm really not

I enjoy ham I don't see it out though breakfast meat really bacon tastes good and stuff but I think bacon has a bigger variance of being good you can get really bad bacon or really good bacon ham I just feel like you're out there just vibing

okay yeah I'm gonna do ribs on New Year's Eve I'm pretty excited I haven't done ribs in five or six weeks I have no control over my New Year's Eve and I don't like that I want to have control

dude I'll be in fucking Vegas yeah what's for dinner we're doing uh the dumpling place oh that's that's dinner okay do you want me to hit my found blue contacts and see if they can get you into a nightclub imagine parks like good back there behind uh david gara or whatever she's fucking she's fucking bouncing is parks going yeah get it in the club dude i'm excited for him to see vegas does he have a fake no okay he did but he lost it tower?

Uh, he'll, I mean, he'll see it. I don't think I'm going to take him to it. Are you going to take him on the punk rock hall of fame tour? Chelsea wanted to take him to a blue man group, like, fuck yeah. Not as a joke. Do it. We're there for like 24 hours.

Okay. Yeah, what's your point? I'm going to go to the blue man group. And blue man group is not going to be there forever. Uh, dude. Wizard of Oz at the sphere. I need these Wizard of Oz shows to get out of the sphere. That is dope.

Apparently it's sick. but there's just a lot of dates that are taken up by this Wizard of Oz bullshit I do need to see the sphere uh that's weird bear bear naked ladies just announced at the sphere okay no they didn't no they did that did they I mean no doubt did it let's go sphere it dude I'm well experienced I can give you the best experience you've ever had in the sphere if anyone can it's you I know The last time we went there, I was walking in. I was like, I'm kind of sad.

This is over. I had a lot of home games here. This is my most comfortable venue I've ever been in. Is dead going back ever? I don't know. Who knows, man? What is dead? They never die.

It's true. Thanks. Spitting bugs. I've been dipping into some Sturgel lately, Dave. I saw a photo of him recently. It's some guy, some restaurant owner in Nashville posted a photo with Sturgle. I was kind of bummed. Sturgel didn't make an appearance on my Spotify wrapped.

Yeah. I thought I'd get some new blood in there this year. Instead, I got Eric Clapton on accident. How? I listened to an album a lot, and I think I left it playing on my computer at home one day because it said it played it like 100 times or something like that. But it was JJ Kale singing with Eric Clapton.

And when it split the two up into my Spotify wrapped, it hit me with Clapton and put J.J. Kale further down. But I'm a bigger Kale. guy that I am a Clapton guy. I don't know the fuck JJ Kale is. You would know his songs. After midnight. After midnight.

Oh, yeah. Did that help? Did that help? Is he not a part of a band name? I don't know if he was in like an actual band. I've just always listened to JJ Kale. He's the man. You've heard it in the office because he was Brett's number one or two in 2024.

Wow. I got love for Clapton. I have some love for him. He's had some takes that have been. tough to back up. Way to go, Dylan. I'm unfamiliar with the takes. He's got one take from the 70s.

That is a tough quote. I think he's since apologized. JJ Kale, Oklahoma guy. Didn't know that. I remember where I was when he died. Do you see the tweet yesterday that was, do you remember what you were doing when you found out Charlie Kirk was assassinated?

We're sitting right up here. You know who I was with? The boys. I was with James. he and I were working on zine stuff and I found out by James going oh fuck that's exactly what Dave did

he just goes oh fuck I think Charlie Kirk just got one shoted that's how I learned one shot it one shot he's played too many fucking video I know I was like this isn't call a duty that's such a Gen Z thing to say we just finished recording and Dave was on his phone you were playing golden tea weren't you

no I think I just I was slow out of studio because I was doing the write-up and I walked out there and Dave's just his fucking jaw dropped He goes, dude. It's just a really weird way to find out news by seeing a video and not having any context and being like, having to process like, okay, is this real what I'm seeing? You know what I mean? Yeah.

AI has changed everything. Right. Right. Yeah. They're like, I remember where I was when Michael Jackson died. I was in my parents' pool. I was at my, I was at work and someone yelled up to me and was like, hey, dude, MJ just died. I remember when Kobe died, we were all skiing.

Yeah, that was a big one. I was all praying. Yeah. And we were just talking about it. The whole week, like, stopped for a beer and a snack or something. I had pizzaed so hard down the terrain park the prior day that I decided to not ski that next day. And then I met up with y'all. Yeah.

Princess Die, I remember waking up and hearing my dad yell something to my mom. And I was like, oh, shit. That's real. Mm. Anyone else die? people die man Stefan Diggs is in trouble what do you do

I just strangled somebody you don't want to do that sexy time or aggressive time facing charges for strangulation and assault female or I don't know I hope not

he is with Cardi B yes he is I don't think it was with Cardi B I think this might have been in like a fight Cardi B's got some b actually no she got some beggars I'm telling you

do the Patriots the best team in football I mean it's me genuinely asking top three I just see people tweeting about him I don't watch NFL anymore is our vet open today I don't know if he's open I'm about to call

dude there's nothing worse than when the vet's not open you have to go to 24 hour like head hospitals I know. I hate that place. When Rosie ate my weed pen, it was like, fuck. I have to go to this 24-hour hospital. I forgot that happened.

All right. She saw God that day. Yeah. Didn't Ross have a buddy during ACL one year whose dog ate a bunch of edibles? It was Barrett. It was Barrett? It was Grace. Their retriever, they're old, rest in peace.

Oh, I never found out that it was their dog. I believe it was Grace. Yeah, dogs do be getting into that stuff. I could be wrong about that. that doesn't do anything to them it just makes them piss themselves because they don't know how to handle it we've all been i feel that problem yeah yeah do you guys ever do you guys ever have someone's car go on and they have like the seat coolers and it feels like you're pissing yourself it always feels like i'm pissing myself and i have to turn them off it's not it's not a good feeling

yeah to put it out there i might piss myself tonight where the fuck where was that when trump got uh attempted assassinated sorry i've been like trying to figure no yeah i was i think i was it was midsummer right last yeah yeah yeah it was this year midsummer i think i was and then now nobody talks about it i think i was at home but he should be talking about a lot if i someone tried to if someone tried to kill me i would bring it up all the time like dude they tried to kill me and i don't just if you just know if you try to kill me ever and i survive i will slander your name not only that but like it that whole like if you really just look back on it like wait this guy is able to just climb up there people saw him climbing up there by the way he has

like very little if any social media presence and then like 10 days later he's like cremated i don't know if they ever released like a toxicology or any of that and uh also it's just it's just like a thing that happened like okay bye it's wild year wild year nobody really talks about it i mean 24 hour news like that was a pretty big fucking deal yeah less than a year ago what you got just bratt he's getting me annoying ass to do's like dude come on it's December 30th want to go home should we prank call Brett no what's he doing where is he's is he's I don't know where he is right now setting up he flares in New York City probably he'll do that Randy doesn't

Indiana flare it not when he's with the girlfriend yeah yeah yeah I don't see how that went I think it went well dude Randy's a dog I wonder if you took my advice

and brought flowers for the mom I think Randy makes good impressions on parents I'd imagine that he's good with parents Brett too I'm sure Brett's good with parents yeah last time my mom saw Brett

she asked me is Brett too okay he doesn't look great And I was like, oh, no, I think he's doing fine. Really? Yeah. Oh, God. I was like, damn, Mom, what the hell?

Brett's not going to make it this far. Maybe because he's lost so much weight. Maybe. She thinks that he's, like, going through it. But he's just, he's just getting healthy. I think when you start throwing out, it was epic allegations on Brett. Dude, he doesn't eat. He plays hockey twice a week.

So he's burning like 1,200 calories going to play hockey. And then he refuses to eat a solid meal. He has a smoothie for lunch. And that's, sometimes he doesn't even have lunch. Oh, no. The idea of a smoothie for lunch and that filling me up is Crazy. No.

I think a smoothie for lunch is actually more detrimental than anything because I think it wets your whistle a little bit and then you get hungrier. Start snacking. Yeah. Chelsea trying to talk me into doing a three-day fast with her. Do it, dude. Don't do it. Our boy Shailen just did one.

I know. I know. Might do it. I'm never done an extended fast. I tried to do that one diet that you, not diet. Like the master cleanse one time when I was like in my early 20s. I lasted eight hours I was so hungry

I was like I'm eating it sucks don't do the three day fast so that's three days I'm gonna be so grumpy I'm gonna be such a bitch I'm gonna be so my god dude dude yeah

you're gonna be just take the time you need it could be good content Doug you'll just make no don't do it don't do it come to work I can tell you the last person I want to be around is three day fast Dylan it started on a Thursday after we record and then three days will be up

by the time I come back in the studio again you'll probably feel really good but then like you start eating like you start eating again and you're like yeah that's the thing about these cleanses and fast like you just eventually you get back to your normal routine

and it's like it just undoes everything I operate if I ever do anything like that then I operate like oh now I have free money that I can play with and I can get back to where I was let it rip it's counterintuitive Arby's hard I would like some blue cheese on my fillet thank you

I got to call the vet call the vet dude i'm about to you want me to tap it into the roadcaster we're not leaving i'm going to go tap into cameo all right all right guys thanks for hopping on board man we'll see you next year

oh yeah bye bye Thank you.