Circling Back - Homeless Fights with Jake Kemp

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

Jake Kemp joins the show to talk about the state of Circling Back, Luka's return to Dallas, Jake's commercial with Pat Mahomes, the debut of a Mailbag, Val Kilmer's passing, This Weekend in Fun, and Run it Back.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: https://www.washedmedia.shop/⁠     •    (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter      •    (19:50) Luka's Return to Dallas     •    (23:55) Jake's Commercial with Pat Mahomes     •    (37:20) Mailbag     •    (56:40) RIP Val Kilmer     •    (1:01:45) This Weekend in Fun     •    (1:19:00) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors:     •    Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/circling     •    Rhoback: Get 20% off at Rhoback.com with promo code WASHED20 https://rhoback.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming day after day. We are coming. Good morning backers. My name is Dave. Welcome to the circling backers. My name is Dave. Welcome to the circling back podcast. Yeah, we're still doing it. Yeah, you thought it was over after Monday, didn't you? You were wrong. Still doing it.

I am in studio today producing is Randall Trimbachy. Hi Dave. I had quite the morning. Oh. That if you, if you heard earlier, people didn't, but you did, a lot of power tools happening in this, in this studio.

They were happening. It straight up sounded like you had an automatic pencil sharpener, an electric pencil sharpener, and you were just going at it. Well, like if people are real big fans, they know I've been putting up a rail system to, for the studio to make some drapes and stuff

if we need to change up the look in here. And I just have one strip screw that I need to get out. And it's the most stripped it's ever been. And I got an extractor set and it's now even more stripped. And it's just, it's still in there and I'm gonna now have to saw it off. So it's very, very fun. Yeah, I was under the impression

that you had a rail system in your apartment. Hey. Oh, I got that fair Abraham swing, you know what I'm saying? What? No. I don't know what that means. I can imagine.

Backdoor teen mom. Everyone's seen the video, or at least the thumbnail. It's Randy Trimbaki producing. Wow. So yeah, I'll get that screw out there eventually. We'll see. Here's a guy who knows his way around a power drill. It's Dylan Schieffer.

There are, there are some ways, some, uh, like home remedies. I tried them all. You talk about the rubber band in there, tried pliers, tried so much stuff. Okay. So I got the extractor set. It's a new drill, the new Ryobi. I underestimated how powerful it was. And a really cheap screws that came with the flagpole thing. So I feel like you can't skimp on the screws, man. Yeah. Yeah. We're a small enough company to where like,

I shouldn't have a better idea of what's being done in here with power tools. Yeah. And I don't, I just, I trust Randy because he's very handy with that stuff. But this is the first time hearing of it. I knew you were doing the rail system. Like the fucking monorail or whatever you're doing. It's right above you right now. But yeah, I didn't realize I didn't realize there was an extraction. It's just that yeah, I just need to move it over. Okay. Well, good luck, my friend. Thank you. I didn't know we were doing it the whole way around too.

Jake, you like what you see? I don't know what's going on up there. I like the space. I'm pretty impressed that Dylan just off the rip had like country home remedies for like you kind of went to a space there. I don't know the rubber band. I would like to say it's because I'm a very handy around the house. It's not it's because I get served reels of people doing this Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's that's how I know and I my reels look a lot different than yours My mind's a total grab bag man. It's every day. It's so I got a new a new theme It seems and sometimes it's it's home You know fixer-upper kind of shit. You know. I think if you look in the trash can right next to you you probably even see the rubberband there that I threw out. I don't need to look in the trash can. Yeah we're good. I'll take it. Why would that add value? Walk me through. Yep it's there. Feel free to empty that thing off. That other voice you hear of course that's Jake Kemp. Who's Jake Kemp? Jake is a Cowboys obsessed sports writer.

Son of a B, you're going to read a generic profile from one of the websites. If I know Dave, this isn't from a website. No, hold on. I put this together. I'm a big fan. Dave GPT. Jake Kemp AI. What type of drink does he have in his hand?

Jake Kemp is a Cowboys obsessed sports does he have in his hand? Dave Gemini. Jake Kemp is a Cowboys obsessed sports writer. Oh, anyone who knows me. Believes CD LAM is a leader worth rooting for, all while juggling a wild podcast community that's more vibe than substance. What? Jake Kemp's been dissecting Luca's crew,

marveling at wild renderings and predicting a Maverick's play and push hinging on Anthony Davis, the X community from the dumb zones, warm welcome to tweet groups. What? Tweet groups is loud. Love embraces, uh, Jake camps return with humor and admiration as a connoisseur of renderings.

This belongs in our museum. The gall it takes to produce this image, knowing full well, it will never happen. True artistic perseverance. That is a quote from Jake Kemp that probably needs context thank you Jake uh wow yeah have you guys ever asked it what it thinks about your show I'm afraid to D should be it's very backhanded it was humbling for sure like there was criticism in there that I was not aware really yeah I guess it just like crawled Reddit and everything else. Oh yeah. People don't like about it. This show's a waste

of time. Oh yeah. I love that. There's a little positive in there. Discussed the one-star reviews. Yeah, I don't know. It also writes like a dork. I don't know if you figured that out, Dave. It's dorky. No way. It writes like a 22 year old fresh out of SEC comms department, like PR person. Oh really? It's terrible. I'm just saying the GPT, I don't like it. I'm assuming that was Grok.

Or was that? That was Grok. Yeah. You just got Grok'd. No. The new segment. It's a yet another new segment. This is Dylan's idea.

He said, we gotta hit him with the Grok. It's good to be here. It's very good to be here. I love the show. This is Dylan's idea. He said, we gotta hit him with the grok. It's good to be here. It's very good to be here. I love the, I love the show. It is weird. I was talking about this the other day to somebody like, I do listen to your show shows. I probably get like 90 minutes total a week across separate products, but it's like, if you worked in academia or some shit where your friends are writing books, so you have to like pretend to have read your friend's book

before you see them at like the CPAC or whatever. So I just like mainline y'all shows. I'm like, yeah, I'm up. Oh yeah? All right. Yeah, I'm up to date. That's kind of a big fan of Ted Cruz that took SAC. It's crazy we could have them all. I know, just to ask the book.

And then yesterday, Monday's episode, I was really into the subs sub fam. What was it? Subs dog. Subs dog. Yeah. Or Dylan, how do you say it?

Subs dog. That's how you say it. No, I really love that. I am aggressively exploring the protein space right now. Oh, no. Don't make us dry scoop protein butter, please. No, no. Um. Don't make us dry scoop. No,

no. It's not going to be dry scoop but but yeah, I have, I've come to the conclusion and actually, it's weird that I have this like core memory of David but we were paddle boarding in in Whitefish, Montana. Beautiful setting. That's right.

And as two guys on vacation will do after talking about like fatherhood and stuff. I have no idea why I remember this, but it just sticks on my head of Dave, like kind of sadly and longingly like looking into the canyon and being like, I just can't get enough protein to put on mass. Is that what he said? And I swear to God, I'm not making that up. No, that's something I would definitely say. Dylan and I probably had this conversation.

We just started talking about like exercise and I was not in great shape at the time, but I was like, yeah, you know, it feels like, you know, I exercise, but like I don't have time to eat enough protein at my weight to like put on mass. Protein's pretty easy to come by really. But the problem is, so we were talking about that. And now when I think of my protein intake or lack thereof I

think of Dave thank you yeah he's the poster boy for not enough protein yeah I'm just like sad and it hit me like I weigh 185 to 195 I'm not eating 200 grams of protein a day it's not happening is that the recommended for maintaining or putting on weight is gonna be a gram over you want to hit your body weight at a minimum oh okay I didn't even know that they're putting on weight. Is it 200? You want to hit your body weight at a minimum. Oh, okay. I didn't even know that. They were calling me backdoor protein Dave. Okay.

They were? Nobody called me that. Okay, so I'll be the Edison improv tonight. I really loved yesterday's segment or the other day's segment with Dan. What I really particularly liked about it was the pace. You guys really. People, you know what?

You're not the only one my friend. A lot of people love the past. I don't know. They were sad when it was over. I got a bunch of different options here that I've been digging into. Oh, no. Check these out. Have you guys tried them? I know Quest's whole... I've tried their bars before.

The Quest chips. Kind of end up tasting like protein powder in your mouth. Cheez-Its. This is a Quest spicy Cheez-It. before the quest chips kind of end up tasting like protein powder in your mouth cheese it's this is a quest uh spicy cheese it okay i'd like to put the people on get you some course cheese is there huh one is currently making a protein bar that tastes exactly like Reese's Randy it sounds like something i'm interested in oh don't you say it weird i say Reese's Reese's Dan Reese's PCs I hate it he's a snickers option they're stylizing protein bars after regular candy don't get the the Yucca app out Dave I'm gonna leave it yeah leave it home yeah I'll ruin your shit if I pull you know about the Yucca I'll pull it out house uh he

may have sent me screenshots from it is it scan you scan the barcode of any food product and it shoots you back a score one or zero to a hundred and how healthy it is for you. And you'd be surprised to know that not much is good for you. Are they a sponsor? No, no, they're not a sponsor. And I already know what the deal is. This is like an RFK. Listen, any protein, any like fake sugar protein thing you eat is probably not good for you. Yeah, you're right. The additives you're buying, I get extremely pure. The additives on like sugar free stuff will just take the score big time. Here's the good, but I'm not concerned about brain cancer. I'm concerned about my traps. That's right.

Very hard to grow. That's all we really need. Impossible. Might as well just give up. Like once a month, Dylan will like comment on KJ's traps on Too Much Dip. He's like, God, you, yeah. Yeah, why would you wanna live a long time

if your traps are just fucking bitch made? Exactly. If you're not doing shrugs every other day, then you're not trying. That's not the life for me. Zero out of 100, it says. Oh, zero? That's not good.

That's worse than Celsius. I hate when rating systems do **** like that. You know, uh zero. Okay. Quest cheese crackers, spicy cheddar, probably pretty good if you ain't got a **** in your ear telling you they're nasty. That's no doubt. No doubt. A lot of

things like that, Dave. Thank you, Jake. You're welcome. Zero. Came very zero. Cheese. Oh my gosh. So yeah, our show's on Mondays and Thursdays. Oh yeah, the dumb zone. We're live on YouTube every Monday and Thursday at 1130. I will say about your show.

It's a wild community, but it's more vibe than substance according to Grok. Is that a compliment? I would take that as a compliment for circling back. That's kind of what we're going for on circling back. It's kind of like the glue guy debate. Now you're sitting next to him. I know.

I keep everything intact. The problem with the glue guy thing for Dylan is he's not like, he's a prime time play. Like I am a glue guy. This guy. But I'm like a- You're not a glue guy. I am the best glue guy.

The best basic. That's what I think of myself as. Okay. The best basic. Your guy- I think of myself as. The best basic. I'm okay with that, but I think our show has some substance, I don't know. No, it's a lot as I was gonna say. I learned when I listened to your show,

typically when people listen to Circling Back, it's like, oh yeah, there's a wine called Haas. Yeah, they learned that, but that's something they're gonna take with them. I think there's a really great thing about these type of communities. It's why I love y'all show. It's there's something great. Not that you guys aren't intelligent people.

Dave's like one of the smartest people I've ever met legit, but these types of shows attract people who are smarter than us. I feel like you guys are underplaying your audience too. Like you've got a ton of people who are like lawyers and doctors and shit. Women come to this to feel better or to be like, look at these clients.

It's no different than like the jester. Okay. Like medieval time. Audio jester. I would like to think they would like an escape from their day to day. Exactly. Like, you know, pouring through spreadsheets

or making important decisions at my job. Like, okay, listen to these guys, maybe turn the brain off. Exactly. But if it's to feel better about themselves, I don't know how I feel about that. But hey, you're welcome to listen. I've always said comparisons, the thief of joy. Yeah. That's just a little something I've always said, my grandpappy told me that a long time ago. If you listen, dude,

that's like, I feel like I overdo this. This is one thing I get complaints about, but it was a unique life experience, but that is a rehab thing. There are not a lot of people, at least where I went, not super well-read. And so somebody would, in their share time, offer like a really well-known quote and be like, my grandpa always used to tell me,

like, you know, it's the road less traveled. He't come up with that Mario it's just it's a beautiful place yeah it's a beautiful place you know what else is a beautiful place our newsletter oh yeah it's on someone like Dylan wrote a little something last week a real little something something I needed that context, I did. Okay. I thought the format of... So you guys are good with your community. That's why it fucks with your show. We love our community and they mostly love us back

and we appreciate them for that. We try to take care of them. We were doing Dylan's track house, which is every Thursday by the way, live on YouTube. YouTubes. And we were in the middle of it and I knew Dylan was writing that and it was like, basically like, you know, given his, his takes and

explaining like the show going forward with will on a permanent vacay. Um, and I was like, wait, I still got to finish my, my column and mine was like, uh, about, uh, crazy ballpark foods. I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna let you just kind of take this, take the reins and I'll save, I'll table mine. Yeah, yeah, that's not like a tack on at the end. I'm excited to read that though, whenever it comes out. Yeah, I mean, tomorrow, it'll be out Friday.

You'll, people are gonna be like, man, this would have been a nice chaser to Dylan's heart health thing. Read about a helmet filled with, I, hot dogs and with Cheeto dust. Yeah. Ice cream Sunday stuffed in a calzone. We, we, we focus on that with our local news a lot. Like there's really just nothing they can do about it, but it's once every

other night that they're like, you know, the four year old whose remains were found in the Trinity river, plus, uh, Raising Canes opens their 100th location. A line of red. There's like a clip from all like the invasion of Ukraine. Oh, that's a classic. Yeah. That's a classic. It's just like more after this and then it goes to immediate commercial for Applebee's.

And a little bit of Cook's bag or whatever. It's so good. You gotta, you gotta get that rev going. You gotta make money. It's great. Hey, you may have learned this Monday, Circling Back's kind of a visual show. In fact, you kinda needed to watch the show

to have any enjoyment of it whatsoever on Monday. Go check out our YouTube. Is that why you need to circle back? Is that why you need to circle back? Because it's a video? I'm saving it for the end. Oh, it was the zero. I had to do a whole show with protein stuck to the roof of my mouth. We've all been there. Yeah, that was gross. That's tough. Haven't I? Come on now. We also have a shop, washmedia.shop still buzzing. Maybe we'll have some new stuff up there soon. We've been kicking around some ideas. Maybe some. We got this fancy new logo. Might wanna throw that on something.

I don't know. New logo alert. I don't know. Maybe. And we recorded a bit madness yesterday. What is that going on? It is out right now. It's out right now.

It is out this morning. Okay. I am not to toot my own horn. I'm in fifth place right now. In what? In the competition. In the competition. Don't you feel you're a little too close to the source to be in what? Not much integrity. Okay, hold on. There was a time when

you guys did a bracket challenge for the Dell match play and who won that one? I don't know. You did. You won it. I got a no laying up golf bag out of that because I entered that same bracket in theirs. A little fun fact there. Yeah. So yeah, that's going on. We only have one more episode left and it'll be a fun one. I feel like people got mad that I won that bracket. It's a freaking bracket, yo. Jake, that's a question I like to ask our guests here. Do you learn better face to face when like someone's touching your heart or when they just hand you a freaking packet? Yo, uh face to face. Yeah. Yeah. That's the right answer. That's the obvious. I mean, that's that's what you're supposed to say.

Yeah. Okay. Good. Hey, big shout out to the Will Mommies. Had a big weekend. Yes, they did. Camp Will Mommies. Had a big thirty-two. I don't know how old they are. It doesn't matter. Doing great. Truly does not matter. Yeah. It's a public service you provide really.

Bring people together. Yep. I was at the fish counter. This is in the euphemism. I was actually there at H-E-B. And I was wearing my Camp Will Mommies counselor shirt. No, no, it's going well. Keep going.

I was wearing my Camp Wilmami's counselor shirt and the lady behind the fish counter was like, oh, you're a camp counselor? And I just like was there, I'm like, it's a fake camp. And she's like, okay. She's like, don't worry, you don't have to explain it. You should have showed her the gram. Jake, you're not on Instagram, right?

I need to be. I have an account, I'm not very active. New segment. Randy shows Jake his Instagram. Recent Instagram. Is Randy slightly mispronouncing words? Gonna make it into next year's. Euphemism. Euphemism. Euphemism. Euphemism. Euphemism. Can you just, can you, okay we don't even have to interrupt. You don't have to pull it up but Dylan can you hand Jake your phone with uh Randy's Instagram? He can just kind of slide through it I got it I got it on my desktop right now I'm gonna Yeah, I

Just see if you drop this anything just so that was a female butcher She's at the fish market. Okay, there was a female butcher at my central market It's gonna see if anything jumps out at you slide. What? You're not going to keep going a bit. Yeah, why are you packing the hog? Look at that straight trappy. What are you doing? You know, when he dropped, it's very disturbing. Randy has a bit where he drops his instilled post and Instagram mid show.

Like a mixtape. Yeah. Basically it's because he knows we're going to talk about it. And, uh, we did, we actually did a segment on it. Do you know when he did it? Um, if you listen to Will's, uh, farewell show, Randy decided to, uh, just said, yeah, you know what, we should do this here. He said at a post hog, he's pouring his heart out.

He's pouring his hog out. Good God. You just posted stencil on the TL And a little bit of chicken fry. That's not chicken fry That is what that is though. Oh Man, we're gonna do about Luca Dude, come on, bro. Is this is it time? Is he is he coming back home? Oh, well, here's the deal I want to bring this up because I feel like Jake is a leader in the

the resistance the resistance and which I respect and I am believe it or not contrary to what the dumb zone How they portrayed my faintest mavericks. I spent a week hearing about fucking max christy every night from this guy Okay, create off to dribble a little bit Not I just didn't have a minutes for him in la All I'm saying is so I can't get on the anyways. So you're pissed off doing night. I understand man. So the Lakers are the hackers. I bought one of those chains for the game.

No way. A little L. Okay. So Lakers are coming to town, coming to Dallas. Luca will be playing hopefully. Jake, you're going. And I just wanted to get your takes on what you think that's going gonna be like if you got anything planned.

Yeah, I mean, you don't wanna be like yelling probably why the Mavs are at the line. You know, I don't think you're booing when they have the ball. You're probably already doing MVP or we love Luca every time Luca touches the ball, even if things were like on good terms, however that would look, I don't know,

but better than they were, which is as worse as they could possibly be. I just want it to be a day of embarrassment and shame for the franchise. And I think, not to like get all sports talk here, but I think that that move and the implications and ramifications it had for the city and people's actual lives is historic. And I think it should be met with a historic FU. Yeah, I want it to be something people talk about years from now and nothing will change. They'll keep the team and they'll fire Nico

in three or four years and he'll leave and there'll be a pile of wreckage and my son will never know the joy of having an NBA superstar in his hometown. So next Wednesday. Next Wednesday. You know, the night that it happened, our group text, I'm in a little group text with Jake, KJ,

and a friend of the show, Landry. Yeah. And Jake was asleep when it went down, but we were all texting and like, I was out in the living room and I was totally like, it's a feeling I can't even like explain. I don't even know what was real. It felt like a dream. Anyway, I think I threw it out there. I'm like, I should buy some tickets.

That first home game is gonna be crazy. Well, KJ did. He immediately went on, found when the Lakers are coming to town, bought tickets, and I think he's about to clean up. Of course. Great savvy move from KJ. Yeah, he's on stuff like that. He's a planner. But no, I mean, I don't know. I don't want to go back there after that. I have no interest in the Mavs anymore, past a professional standpoint. Like I wrote about them yesterday

and I enjoyed going back and watching their games, but all my homies, it's fucked the Mavs. Where can we find your writing? D magazine.com. Oh, it's actually Randy's magazine. Yeah. You're the editor. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's it's it's it's like Oprah, though, where every cover is just Randy with a huge dick.

Like Oprah was only ever Oprah on the cover. Well, the magazine. I don't know. It's not even just the D. It's the cover. What a D magazine. I don't know. It's not even just the D. It's the way the light is hitting it. Like it is. And also like his look up the way the light is hitting his biceps. It's disturbing. I get it.

It's hard to believe it's eight chairs. I was actually carrying all eight of those chairs, Jake. Wow, man. Shut up, dude. What a man. The question I have about the picture, sorry, I think we need to move on from this. I don't know, it's pretty compelling.

Is it like, okay, one of three things happen here. He used a prosthetic. Yeah. He Photoshopped or he fluffed himself. Yeah. The last one is the most disturbing of all of them. Yeah. I don't like the term fluff for the record.

No, no, I don't either. But yeah, it feels like he has certain pair of pants that as a part of putting them on, there's a fluff. These are my hog pant. That it's just one full motion. It's like I can't wear these to the store pants like these are only for like not leaving the house. Right. Let's go Randy. Those are brand new pants. I got them on Amazon. Okay, that doesn't add anything to the I'm like, oh, my God. Where'd you go, Randy? Those are brand new pants. I got them on

Amazon. Okay. That that doesn't add anything to the to the context. Champion Grey Sweat Pants. Uh you guys are probably if you're watching at home, you don't really know much about Jake. I just wanna point out that the reason his face looks

so familiar is because Jake was in a uh television commercial. Fairly high profile person even had a speaking part. Randy, if you could fill it up there. This is old Jake. This is a Pat Mahomes uh for sport coffee. Did you say he had one of those like THC

drinks or something here? Sport coffee. Let's give this a watch. Still love the name. Then there's Patrick Mahomes. There's coffee, then there's coffee plus. Introducing Throne's Sport Coffee. Let's get going, let's go! Coffee plus natural caffeine, natural flavors of sweeteners, vitamins,

electrolytes and more to help you get going and keep going. Are you done for the day? No, man, just getting started. No matter your game, whether it's game time, or overtime. That was a dick. You done for the day? Overtime? Yeah, I know a thing or two about that. Hell yeah. That's so sick. No matter your game Those Jake Hell yeah, that's so sick smart smart QV right there. Okay good friend Wait, isn't there an extended version where you're catching a pass or something? Yeah, that's on YouTube or not But there definitely is one where I fall

That was the second pass I've caught from from old Patty How'd it feel? That, the catching the pass thing was embarrassing. I was in like size 14 dress shoes. I'm gonna give you all the reasons why I fell that are not just I'm athletic, but you know the weird thing is I feel like with like the generations that come after us,

when it first happened, I was like, I have two videos of me, one of them we were just like on the warmup field, I was there to work out. I was like, I have two videos of me catching a pass from like arguably the greatest, when it's all said and done football player of all time. I was like, my son's gonna think this is cool,

but he won't. He's just gonna be like, you look gay. Yeah. He's not gonna hold down or like, cause even in the one where I didn't fall down, it doesn't look gay. You fell down or like, cause even in the one where I didn't fall down, it doesn't look clean. I still have not seen that, Cod. It's not good.

But he's, yeah, he's just gonna be like, oh cool. How did this come to be? It's a long story, but I used to go to like, I used to work out at a gym in West Fort Worth that I loved it there. And they were big listeners to our show. And it was, they had like adult classes for like skinny fats like me and private school moms, but they also trained like a shit ton of major league

baseball, NFL college and high school guys. And they've been training Patrick since he was nine out in Tyler. So they've known him forever. And when I first started going there, he was just like in his third year at tech, he was just a guy. Yeah. Like I knew who he was because he college football, but the moms there didn't know. Yeah. And so I've been watching him work out like a weirdo since he was like 21. Cool.

I loved your hair. I went a little too Richard Spencer. You always going on with that. I know. I think you know what I think happened? I think that the lady did it once. And I think I was like, you know what? I actually do like this. A hard part is what we're talking about, ladies and gentlemen.

It was a hard part. And I think after it, nobody was like, whoa, that's horrible. There's a, you, with that haircut, once you have it, you kind of have to stick with it. Cause like they were zero fading my sides. Yes. So when it started to grow out, I was like, fuck, like I'm stuck here.

Yeah. So after about eight months, I told her, I was like, look, I'm just going to have to thug it out. Like, this is going to have to look shitty for like a month. We got to get rid of this Nazi thing. Yeah. Especially to be honest with you, like I changed it right when Trump won.

Cause I was like, look, all right, it's one thing if I'm like affiliated, if I don't know, I didn't want to be Nazi affiliated right now. Yeah. It's a good time to not be. Well, depends on how you look at it, I guess. Where were you Jan Sixth? Yeah, Dave. Yeah. Interestingly enough though, one of the funnier things that happened when I worked at a radio station, we booked a Jan Six rioter, a realtor from the Dallas area who went to jail and we had her on our radio station and we did not tell our boss about that. How'd that go over? The front desk just called and was like, your capital riot is in the waiting room.

And in hindsight, he was right to be upset about that. Yeah. He's like a little notice next time. It was wild. Ah, they're partying now. You guys push the envelope. Oh, dude, we'll say fucking anything, bro. You guys are crazy dudes.

Go there, we'll go there. Our producer puts hog on the TL. Oh yeah, just a collection of wild boys. You think you could get mad on the show? Or Pat, excuse me, Pat on this show? Uh, probably not. Probably not. But he is a super, super good dude. Seems like a nice guy. Like they have them stand there. I don't know. You guys are famous. You know this. He'll stand there for like an hour and read a thousand different names from

distributors and like distributors kids. I love that. Like, hey little Taron. That's the dude. He'll just stand there. The dude perfect guys, man. Yeah, like distributors kids. I love that. Hey little Taron, he'll just stand there and do it. The dude perfect guys man. Yeah like a pros pro. That's what Dave said, they're like they're machines when it comes to that stuff.

And he was cordial to everyone. I don't, I'm not gonna try to one up your story but I'm inevitably going to, I played golf with dude perfect. And The famous fifth member. Yeah well you know, it's, we're in talks. Um, they might have me back.

They, they did. I was like, God, I'm about to be this guy. And I was like, man, my fucking nephew. Dude, they did it every, every, I had him do like two or three videos. One take. That's how many videos done it was. It was, and I'd been drinking just like back nine. I'm like then

They're like dude, yeah Shut the Kobe cuz we're on take number two of this podcast. Yeah Randy from the house See you first take lasted seven seconds Dave's defense. We've been there. I didn't know you guys couldn't say that I thought I didn't know that wasn't a word we could use here. So we had to start over. Oh, it's totally cool, man. We're totally on you. Definitely not on me. Just beefing it. We don't typically throw hard Rs around here. Yeah. Okay. It's a different world. They didn't say that, Randy. Come on. I saw it is Austin. I saw a homeless fight last night. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's what you texted me about. Yeah, I have.

I didn't. Here's the weird thing. I texted Dave and I was like, uh, I just got into downtown and immediately saw a homeless fight and he didn't answer. And then I was like, uh, okay, what time are people getting to the office tomorrow? And so I have those, those two texts stacked up and his reply was someone will be there by nine, maybe earlier. And I'm like, is he talking about the cops or the office? They're slow, man. Yeah, that's what I've heard. The Democrat run cities. But no, I pulled into downtown

and immediately saw two dudes kind of grappling, older guys who were giving homeless. And one of them had a belt. Yes. And he just started whippin' him. And then it kind of spilled out into the street and then a crowd formed. I pulled into a valet spot.

You know, there's nowhere to park, so I just pulled into a valet spot. Shit, I'm not, I gotta see this. And yeah, it played out. It was long, long fight. Really? Yeah, not a lot of decisive blows being landed, so they just kinda were dickin' with each other

for like two straight minutes. Submission? They both gave up. Anybody pull a guard? I was like, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. So it happened. Wow. Yeah. So like you saw it happen. Yeah. Not to bring the mood down.

Yeah. Yeah. So it happened. My son was in the car too. We had to, I had to cover his eyes. Then again, this is also like the fifth car wreck that Dylan has been on this. I had this weird.

Yeah, you know, you Lou B's. I have a really, I have a really weird thing with being very close to really bad accidents. Yeah. It's not, it's not something that I enjoy, but it happens to me. Kind of like this podcast. No, I felt, I know but I do like Dave's point though of just kind of leaning going in with I don't want to bring the room down. I'd be like it's like dude I mean I'm not like a racist I just

think they should all be in camp. Yeah well that's like the definition of room down you saw death. But yeah no it's right around the corner too. Right down the street. That's tough. I've seen like, I saw a car roll over on the freeway once and caught a catch on fire on 45, like in the grass meeting in between. You guys ever run up on us? You did that, right?

You ran up. Twice. You're a hero. Twice. Yeah. I've helped people out of their flipped vehicles on the road. Damn, dude. In the past of what, four years? Strange. I had Dylan one time, he didn't know it was me,

I was in my other car, my Weekender, and Dylan fucking ran up to me because I was at a stoplight, but I was sitting sideways. Yeah, he was. And Dylan was like, whoa, what the fuck? And I was like, he's like, Dave? Well, I was confused because he stopped and his rims just kept spinning.

Kept on. And I was like, I don't know, what are you, is it you moonwalking? What's going on? And then when the light turned green, I got out of the car and I just ghost rode it. You did? You ghost rode the whip.

It was a whole scene, man. It was really. Yeah. Through the wheel? By far the impression I do to myself the most. E40. E40? Go right out of the wheel.

That's a good one. That's just like an insane. You big E40 guy? I'm unfamiliar with the ref. Oh no. West coast rapper. Oh, you know, very unique style. Was that true? That song. He just raps like I don't know. It's there's no one else. What's the mean? Hey, see, you're going to start doing it. Did I think about it often? All right. I didn't land. Yeah, that's okay. What's next? Hey. South Lamar, I can't drive up down South Lamar without seeing some type of like stupid driving.

And like it's without every single time I drive on it. And this morning I saw a list, Kea, I don't know what led to this, but I looked over. He had put his hand out of his driver's side window, gave a thumbs down and then put his hand, put his hazards on and was just like driving slow. So clearly the person behind him pissed him off. Just so like maybe he's like letting everybody know,

things aren't going well with the car. That could be too. Hints the thumbs down. That I love it. The thumbs down. It's just like, what do I read here? I don't know, but it's bad. We did a segment a couple of weeks ago

on like other ways to react. What was it? Oh, the guy, Dylan, is it you or is it the caller who does, if they get in a road rage, they'll go, whoo. No, that's my move. That's my move. That is absolutely my move.

Will does thumbs down and I go, whoo, like that to him. Imagine how much that would. That's so much worse than a bird. If you're raging in a car, imagine seeing someone just mocking you like, oh, you got a choir? Yeah, you know they're doing the voice. You know they're doing the voice and there's nothing you could do about it.

Like, you're gonna like flip them off, but you're like, oh, I got bested there. I think it's weird too. I was, when I got here last night, Dave picked me up to go out to dinner and somebody cut us off and he immediately like started, he put his fist up to his mouth and just like staring the guy down. He's super confused. How are you trying to get one over on this guy? That was a guy. He will stumps down as a solid one too. It's like the baseball game guy. Yeah. Oh yeah.

That's good. Suspenders guy. That guy was, that's an all time GIF. That's a top time. Are you different? It was an all time gift. Are you hard G? Oh yeah. Hard G soft G. It's, it's contextual. It depends on where I am. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's one way or the other. I pick a term to say GIF, but I know you guys say GIF. I'm a GIF. Maybe I prefer to say, I honestly don't know. Fuck. Get off me. He's a GIF guy. I'm a GIF guy. Actually now that Will's gone, we're more, we're more GIF-y. Oh's a Jeff guy. I'm a gift guy actually now that wills gone

We're more. Oh, yeah, we're majority hard gene now Fuck you. I mean think about that. Yeah, I have an announcement. Oh, I'm done It's all hard. Yeah, now that you've now that you mentioned it. I'm done with the show. Fuck you I didn't think about that angle now. I'm gonna be sitting here fighting both battles I'm just gonna write another thing about. Now I'm gonna be sitting here fighting both battles. I was gonna write another thing about how you leaving won't be that bad. It's like, dude, you have this table, you're hot dog call me.

There's a guy like half of it written too. Oh man, you know, sometimes I think about like where this company would be without Shopify. I always think about that. Our good friends at Shopify, so easy that Dylan and I can use it. Seriously, this company is run at Shopify. It's so easy that Dylan and I can use it. Seriously, this company is run on Shopify. An extremely user-friendly platform. We built our shop entirely on Shopify.

I'm in Shopify daily. It is extremely easy to use. I hop in there every morning, see how many hats I got to ship out, and I do it. I print the labels right there, send them off. It's fantastic. It organizes all your information, all the analytics, everything, it's great.

We love Shopify. Can I help you? Please. My family runs a small business. They are old people, not the most tech savvy, Shopify user face, easy peasy for them. There it is. Yeah.

Use it every day. That's right. If you consume our live products, our live streams, Dylan's Trackhouse, maybe we'll hit you with like a promo code. Like, you know what? We're going to make one real quick for everybody in the chat. Takes 30 seconds.

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That's all lowercase. Go to Shopify.com slash circling to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash circling. Dylan, should we do a little a mailbag situation here? Dylan is the first internet guy to do a mail bag. People don't know that. Yeah, that I invented, yeah. Bill Simmons might have been first.

No, I knew that. You were close second. Yeah, we did. We did a prompt on the circling back Instagram last night and I want to be participated and I appreciate that. I'm gonna go through some mail back questions here. Is that cool with you, Jake? Absolutely.

I'm sure Jake's got a lot of questions in there. You guys, David, ever tell you about whatever, like they told us to stop doing our show? We got like a cease and desist, right? Right. The first episode after we did that, or we received that, we did viewer mail, and we just read and posted the cease and desist. That's good. Yeah, that's a received that. We did viewer mail and we just read and posted the season to

this. That's good. Yeah, it's a good move. I was familiar with listener and viewer mail. Yeah, it's important to take feedback. The first one is appropriate for Jake being here actually. It's one is the next Dallas meetup. Oh, boys. We've done one Dallas meetup in the past and it was by far our most attended meetup.

You were there. Yeah, KJ was there. We had some guys from Friday beers there even. It was early Friday. Yeah, it was. That was pre-me. That was like probably like a couple of weeks before I got hired here. I was pre-reigning. Simpler times. That is definitely a city that's in the mix for the next one. It's easy. Mostly because we know that you guys will turn out for it. Well, you mean to show you around? Yeah, I'd love to. I'd love to. It's easy. It's easy. Mostly because we know that you guys will turn out for it. Well, you mean to show you around? Yeah, I'd love to. I'd love to. It's nothing to me. Go catch a Mavs game. Go catch

it. Sorry. Yeah. He says maybe that maybe fall time. We don't have plans yet to to answer. Here's what we do in our hypothetical Dallas meeting. So we we we link with the dumb zone at some point. We finally go get our tour of the new Dude Perfect headquarters, which has been offered. We can go do go see the Dude Perfect headquarters. Chad will hook it up. I'm putting him on the spot,

but I think we talked about it. Maybe go to Perot museum. It's sick. I still have to be bummed out. Your kids aren't there. Yeah. I've done the Perot Museum. You have? Yeah. It's cool. Really? Interesting. Um, see what happened there is Dave was like, man, I got this great thing. I can't wait to show my friends. Certainly if they had been, they would have already mentioned it because it's so great. And then he built it as like the pre pre most spot of the trip. And the one's like, I've been like 10 years. That's fine. Yeah. I know if we have time. No, you should definitely like 10 years. That's fine. If we have time, you should definitely try to go.

Yeah, you should go, bro. Let us know. Dealey Plaza. You know, uh, I don't know. There was a time when they thought JFK was coming back for like a two month span where I would have told you definitely needed to be.

People forget that happened. That's right. It was June and junior too. That's right. It was Junior too. That's right. Junior was gonna reveal himself. JFK Junior that is. Yeah. No, it'd be great if you guys came up. Just do something.

Lincoln build. Summer. Come see my house. Summer slash fall. Where do you live? What's your street? We did remodel and it's the, it's the greatest feeling in the world to like be in the home that looks the way you want it to look

and know you're going to live there for like 15 years. Fucking sick. That must be nice, dude. Dude, it's awesome. Hey man, that's for you, man. What was the damage on that? Yeah, well that'll take you back. It was, well, it's a long story.

So a long time ago, we bought a lake house on the super cheap, like a fixer upper. I remember this. And we sold that lake house to pay for this renovation. So it's kind of a wash, but it ended up being 70% more expensive than we thought. And it took one year instead of five months. I had to move out. It was terrible. But the place now is, I got fake grass, bro. Really? Yeah. The kids love it. That's the dream, man. It is. You can just, it's amazing. There's no, um, set your lawnmower on fire. There's no chiggers, which I think it's still a fate, a safe word to say. Yeah. For a while.

Just be careful. But yeah, you can't say it's a real world. Right. What did, uh, do you have any issues with the subs? The contractor they arrive on time it was a disaster. Yeah, that's Disaster and you know It was a whole thing cuz like we moved back in and they still had a lot of work left to do And then I would work out at home like I'm doing some hip workout or like some yoga And there's like ten dudes in my backyard doing work. And you're over there doing Dylan HIIT workouts. Oh yeah, HIIT.

Yeah. Sorry. HIIT. That's how I say it. You guys should come to Dallas. This next question comes to us from our good friend Landry. Do we have any leaders in the clubhouse

for entree of the summer? Of course, last summer was chicken piccata. God, dude, Piccata Song was a movie. It was fine. You guys should have got an affiliate payment for that. Big Piccata did not want to drop the bag. We tried. It's tough for me to move on from Carpaccio. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but.

There's so many options because I know Casio and Pepe. That's my go to. It's just yeah, it's So many options. Cause I love. No, Casio y Pepe. That's my go-to. It's just, yeah, it's a simple one. But when done well, it's top notch. Since you and Will went out to dinner without me when you named it a chicken piccata summer, how about you go ahead and choose the next one for us? We're gonna have to wait till we do that again.

Okay. I'm confirming it will happen again. Now I think it might be meatball subsummer. Can it be a red sauce summer? I think that's like the question a lot of people will rush on. In this climate. Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, Picada, it's just a liminy light.

Picada does lend itself to a hot weather. Cause yeah, like you said, it's not heavy. It's not as heavy. You want it to be a meatball summer, you said? Meatball subsummer, don't worry. It's not as heavy. You want it to be a meatball summer, you said? Meatball sub-summer, Tim. Meatball sub. That's not a very summery. That's not a very summery sandwich.

Not at all. No, but that's kind of what makes it special. It's gonna be a fucking bulky thing. Well, you know, I gotta hit those macros. Yeah, he's having trouble putting on that. Yeah, you can't find enough, you can't find time of the day to consume protein. That is, I did wanna like hone in on that Yeah, you can't find enough pro. You can't find time of the day to consume process

Zilker with I do I did want to like hone in on that because you did make it sound like it was very easy to hit That number it's impossible No, but I wasn't thinking about it back then because I was just barely hanging on I would work out but not really pay Attention now my counting calories. I wear the whoop every got the whoop How are you knowing you're getting seven hours if you're not wearing anything? I I track it mentally. Oh, that seems. He knows what time he falls asleep and wakes up. But yeah, simple math.

But it's impossible unless you're like really making meatball subs a part of your regular day during the summer to hit that. Think about it like this, like one burger patty rolled up into a ball, probably getting like 30, 35 grams right there. So if you can sneak three of those fuckers onto a meatball sub, you have three third pound meatballs. You're not having a hundred gram meatball. Dude, you're a meatball sub. You're so annoying.

There's not a bread on earth up for that child. Dude, what kind of subs are you eating? That's a party sub to get to a hundred grams of protein. Look at you. How many grams are your eyeballs? Excuse me? 3.5. You see what he did there? Well, Randy did there.

Is he tied the grams thing to cocaine? He tried to shoehorn in a cocaine joke. Oh, and he did. And I think he did well. I think he's being recognized for it. The crowd's going wild. Took him a little bit to figure it out. I'm gonna talk to the competition committee.

All right, I got another question. He's just doing a mailbag, Randy. How do I tell my wife she sucks at doing the dishes? Oh. I wanna say that you don't. That could only be a couple things. She's either not cleaning them off before she

puts them in. Here's what's going to happen if you if you approach her with this. You do the dishes. This conversation. Alright, you do. Yeah, you're the dishes guy. It's gotta be a shared chore. I'm the dishes guy in my household. Same here.

Same here but it's not because she's incapable of doing it or anything. I like doing it. I don't mind. Yeah, I don't mind doing it. It's not like my favorite thing to do, but I don't mind doing it. I do a hell of a job. Yeah, I mean, there are people, I think I'm pretty good at it.

Like, you know, you're supposed to put like your forks in and stuff up, but people who worked in the service industry, you will not do that, because they're like, do you cut yourself? But your utensils are supposed to be pointing up, the silverware. I've heard that. So I think it's not only a cut yourself play, it is a germ play.

Yeah, there you go. You don't want to put a dirty hand, in theory. You should wash your hands before you put stuff away. I hate putting the dishes away. I like loading the dishwasher. Although I will say, my wife is much better. If I'm like, I give up, I'm like, there's no room for this fucking pan. She'll go, just move.

Oh, I go Tetris dog. She kicks me out of there and she'll come in and rearrange it. And it's red rock. But to get back to the question, as far as like method of communication, I don't think it's possible. Good luck, dude. I think you do it your way several times in a row. And she like picks up on it. Like, oh, I noticed that you like, yeah, I think it's like an efficient way

doing it, you know, don't you don't go to like, hey, man, or not man. Hey, bitch. Cassandra. Cassandra, you're doing this. 1998 UPN show. He's right, though. You do it your way. You condition that way into her brain without showing the word before. She even realized what you're doing is she was like, Oh, no, you're right. I don't know. I think you just go Gordon Ramsey and call her a fucking idiot.

And just like you're a chef. Do you guys do the thing? Well, it depends on if you do dishes, but I'll unload and load. But if there's like a baking sheet or more likely like a skillet, a non-stick, it's gotta soak. I'm a soaker. But why I don't like to soak? Because a lot of times nobody's coming back for the soak. This is, I'm just leaving.

Yeah, you're- I don't wanna do it. You're delaying the clean. I'll do a whole like other load of dishes. Now there's like three things in the soak. You think you're gonna do the soak and then like your buddy who's supposed to jump on the bed doesn't show up. Right, now you're just laying there.

It's like, oh, listen. Yeah, I guess we just kinda, I don't know. Yeah, no, I believe in that. Although I can say I'm the only person in my household who thinks you need to do that. I mean, some things need to be soaked. They gotta soak. Makes it so much easier to clean it.

Like such as? Such as my pot for my rice cooker. That needs to get soaked. Are you washing your rice? I am. Okay. I am. Let's do one more.

This one's a little bit more fun. I don't know. What would you do if you found $1 million? Would you ball or narc? Ooh. It depends on how I found it. Yeah. Yeah, that yeah, that's probably fair. Like if it's just like a random duffel bag somewhere, I'm like, if you find it buried in your backyard, that's yours.

But if you find a duffel bag with also like a nine millimeter and something else, it's like the question. Maybe I should maybe I shouldn't hang onto this. Yeah, you have to wonder if you find like a random duffel bag, especially in the age of like YouTube content creators, you're like, okay, am I like, if I take this, am I gonna be like approached later on

and like by Mr. Beast and be like, you failed, you're not honest, you're piece of shit. Or- Yeah, you go right to Mr. Beast. Look for a tracking device also like this. Yeah. It could turn on marked bills. Yeah. Who's am I going to have to look over my shoulder for the rest of my life? Like somebody's going to come looking for that bag. What's the movie? No country for old men. That's pretty much the plot. You're right. You're right. It makes me sad that you immediately jumped to Mr. Beast instead of like,

do you remember like John Quinones? No, you don't remember that guy. I don't remember him. No, I do. He had the show where this guy, I remember him. What would you do? It would run on like, what would you do? Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. The classic throwback media name, John Quinones.

You remember him if you saw him. Oh, yes. What would you do? American journalist and host. Yeah, of course. Man. I think there's maybe a situation where you take like 250K and leave.

I don't know, man. So that like they find the money, you don't have the bag, you don't have. You got tax it. You don't have anything tying you to it, but they could still have the mark of the currency. You're looking over your shoulder. Yeah, you are.

For a very long time. Mafia or Kenyon Queen. Yeah, or John Queen. Hey man, we noticed that you took 250K. Peeled off a book. I feel like you peeled off some stacks. What are you doing? They'd be like, why did you just take the money?

I don't know, I'd worked this whole thing. You're taking money that's not yours either way, but what, you just took some of it? Yeah, I don't know. You probably got a narc, man. Which sucks. It would suck. I'm pretty sure I'm not narcing.

I'm feeling like I'm fucking narc. I would just be so uncomfortable moving forward. I'm rolling the dice. Cause then it's like, you're always gonna be wondering, like, man, what would have happened if I just, you know, I had some debts I had to pay off, I had to pay off some vendors, you know. Yeah, you gotta pay the subs.

You gotta pay the subs, you gotta pay their guy. What if I just take it all and donate to charity? I'm not doing that. No, this guy. You thought for a second. No, that'd be, yeah, probably narc. I'd probably narc. Give us one more.

You wanna do one more? I wanna do one more, I like the mailbag. All right. If you could break any single game record, what would it be? Oh. Any single game record. All right, I have one.

Believe this happened in the 90s. Michael McDougall of Florida state. I think that's his name. McDougall. Right. Right. Right. He hit six home runs in one game for Florida state, which is.

Unfucking believable. Fucking baseball. Dylan's here. This was like, uh, like when, when metal bats were like in their prime, they would just had way too much pop. Like, like pictures were getting killed. Six home runs in one game. That's mine.

Dylan went 15 for 15 in high school. In a tournament. Damn. It's true. True story. Not talked about enough. Wow. No bombs.

What age were you? Unfortunately. Uh, I was, uh,. Not talked about enough. Wow. No bombs, unfortunately. I was a sophomore, 16. Damn. What's Chestnut's record? Oh, Joey. Give me the glizzy. Give me the glizzy. What is it, like 72?

Okay. 72 in 12 minutes? Yeah, oh yeah. That's impressive. I don't want that record. I kind of do. It's just kind of, it's enough to where your level of famous to where you can still go down to the Costco and stuff

and push a car around and not get swarmed. But like people are, oh, there's fucking, there's Dave, he fucking took down like- There's so much cool shit to be good at. That's pretty cool, Dylan. Yeah, I mean, it's a complicated question because it's like, do you get the spoils that come with it? Like in Dave's case, does he get hot

dogs for life? I don't know the actual record for this. But the concept of the Natty Hattie, I think scoring a goal in hockey is the greatest sports experience. Because I can't hit a baseball. Otherwise, that would probably be it. But whatever the like consecutive goals scored in an NHL game, the natty-hattie is like. What's the natty-hattie? The natural hat trick.

So it's a hat trick, but nobody else scores. So you're three in a row. Okay. So if it's four, I want five. That would be, that would be a really good thing. You would be high at a level that would feel like heaven if you put in a fifth goal in an NHL game in a row. And you would be like the D block on Sports Center the next day.

Yeah, you'd get a courtesy mention. Because you know what? I don't even know the particulars, but Ovechkin is right now on the verge of it. Yeah, he's about to take down the great one. He's got a few games left. Yeah, and I feel like it's not being, unless you're in hockey Twitter, Pete and DJ, what can I show?

Shout out, like, they will keep you apprised of it. But yeah, it's not getting the love it should, but dude, when you score a goal in hockey and you turn around and then you're gliding, you're already gliding on ice. Like that just adds to the sell. That's why soccer players run and slide like that. Yeah.

They need that. They get a split second of this. I'm already on skate. Best feeling in the world. And I'm on skate. I did something real cool. Yeah. I'm on skates.

I can even put one leg up. You know, you can do all that. Touchdowns are not that cool. No. I thought about this. Interceptions would be cool. There's like five people that are tied more than that for four in a game. That is five in a game.

That just feels like you're the only guy out there. Do you know that the ball, the NFL single season leader in interceptions went to my high school? Was it what decade did he do it in? It wasn't recent. OK, now you play for the Cowboys. Let me look it up. Alex Jones also went to your high school, didn't he?

I thought he went to Rockwall. Yes, he did. He went to my high school. Yeah, 12 people are tied. Okay, I didn't see it. But that's not who I was thinking of because I saw the color of the person. Okay.

Oh! He is an African American. Richard Lane, Night Train Lane. Okay, yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure, yeah. Yeah, he went to Anderson High School. It was at, campus was at a different location

when he went there. Okay. It is my high school. Oh man. Isn't that cool? It's very cool. Yeah, but he didn't, he wasn't a judge for Mr. Trojan. He wasn't.

You were. That came many decades later and I was. I was a guest celebrity judge on Mr. Trojan, the competition that I once competed in. That's right. When I was a guest celebrity judge on Mr. Trojan the competition that I once competed in a senior when I was a senior they brought back Dorn from TFM to be one of the what year what year TFM rules this was 2014 had they read the site like they knew it there I mean like you were a big personality but like some of the content yeah I, I think it was around 2014. It was low brow humor, of course. That's right. Yes, ask everyone ship now.

Low brow humor. You know what would be a fun one? Most number of birds hit with a baseball on a game. Cause you do it once, people are gonna be talking about Rainy Johnson, but you do it twice, they're gonna be like, wait, what's going on? That's a great point.

Yeah, that's a weird thing. And it would be like the, if the second one took like movement to hit it, like you threw a curve that dipped and it's like, I think he's trying to hit the bird. I think this guy's manipulating time and space here. When you talk about like the Trojan thing. So when we went to court or whatever, like obviously we got a lot of coverage about the court case, but one of the funniest thing was we were talking to the judge in the chambers. And I guess like, as part of her prep, she had listened but one of the funniest thing was we were talking to the judge in the chambers.

And I guess like as part of her prep, she had listened to some of the show and the show before we were debating whether or not that it, like if we were into dudes, like from an erotic level, whether or not we would fuck King Triton. And she was like, you know, she's like, I've heard the episodes. She's like, I know this is not like you guys are not like a serious show. Where did you come out on that one? Dude, I'm slopping up King Triton goofy style. No, no doubt. Doesn't get goofier.

It's good mailbag boys. That's a really good mail. It was fun. Thank you, Dylan. Rest in peace, Val Kilmer. Yeah, man, I met him once. I only did that because you did the dude perfect thing. Damn, rest in peace, Val Kilmer. Yeah, man. I met him once. I only did that because he did the dude. Perfect thing. Damn. You just, you've, you've officially won the one upmanship of the day. Good.

It was really weird. Uh, working at radio stations is super weird, especially back in the day. And I was running the board, which means basically on where Randy is, there was a producer next to him. Our guys are on remote and a sales guy walked into a room about this big. And we turned around and he was like, hey, guys, that Kilmer Val Kilmer was just standing there. He's like, you want to have him on? And Danny, you know, just like jumped on the air and was like, hey, Hardline, we're going to break about Kilmer's here.

And he just went into the studio and did a remote interview for like 30 minutes. It was really weird. Really strange guy. Nice guy. He was nice, but he was very like aloof. Really? He somehow simultaneous, like I was surprised

he was only 65, that doesn't seem old to me. But like in the last 10 years, he had really started to seem old. So I don't last 10 years, he had really started to seem old so I don't know. Well, he got sick. He got very. Yeah. Obviously, was he sick sick

during this? He wasn't unable to speak but he definitely seemed. They got him in the top gun too which felt a little uncomfortable. I have to say yeah. You know in between the uh it's like man, this is uh it's good to see him military propaganda. It's good to see him. Military propaganda. Tough to see him. Gotta give Val in there.

Yeah. And writing on a computer. Yeah, as you said. Is it, you know what though, fun fact about me, I've never seen the Doors movie. Oh yeah, I think I've seen it once. Monsters Inc? Doc Coladay's is the best role, yeah.

That's what my wife texted me this morning. I'm a Chrissy guy though. Heat's like my favorite. The first half of Heat is my favorite movie. The second half of Heat is my second favorite movie. That's how much I love Heat. There's nothing wrong with Heat. Have you seen the video of like the original?

Like the guys who originally were cast, because they tried to make it without the guys before, without Pacino and De Niro. And they have like these guys actually doing, there's a clip of like the famous diner scene. And's two like no name actors doing it and you're just watching it and you're like, holy shit. Wow. Have you seen that?

No, I'm not. I'll show you after the show. It'll blow your mind. Wow. Yeah, give me Doc Holliday. Give me Doc Holliday. Give me Chris, Chrissy from Heat, Doc Holliday and then like I have not seen the Doors movie. I'm sure there's something I'm leaving out.

Gotta give a shout out to the original Ice yeah, Iceman. Well, man Batman You're too dangerous fine. Okay, you know like Batman Who's your favorite Batman? You got Clooney vibes, I like the nipples on his suit. I don't know Michael Keaton you were Batman, would your bat suit just have like a giant cod piece? It's just that. It's like, why did he make the cod piece look bat-ish? So this rogue is just going to wear that. This rogue, this vigilante, like it's like his whole bit just shows up. But like then he gets there, his hands are on his hip. It's like he

wants everybody to see his piece Hell bad thing doesn't really make sense anymore Yeah, I don't know. I'm not I'm not like a big superhero guy. So I don't have like a qualified opinion on this I do love the Dark Knight, but Yeah, I want to say Christian Bale just because Dark Knight was so I was just thinking about I need to rewatch the Dark Knight I haven't seen it in so long, but I mean. I'm not really that into movies. I heard you guys talking about the person back at like

Grand Ex or whatever that wasn't, that just didn't listen to music like that. Oh, Steve Holt. Brett doesn't watch movies. Yeah, I kind of don't watch movies like that. A former coworker of ours just doesn't listen to music, which is just the most bizarre thing. I kind of love that.

Bizarre trait of anyone I've ever heard. Dude, they're just so dialed. Yeah. Imagine being that locked in. It's like, I don't have time for music. I get it though, dude. Music is such a low lift way to add fun to any situation. It takes nothing.

I'm dozing my personal life. Just raw dogging life. That's really what it is. I listen to it. Dylan, you'll like this. I had some John Pardi going on my way in. Heartache medication. I do not listen to music in the car.

If he puts heartache into a song title, it's gonna be gas. Just know that about John Pardi. It's kind of a trope. I kind of listen to music when I exercise and when I, you know. Making love. Yeah, or just like if there's a group setting

or like if we're sitting around the house, like my wife will put on like beats, the generic white Instagram lady beats in the house, but I don't really, I don't cruise and listen to music anymore. Who had the aux in Montana? Was that Machine? Yeah. Like Marshall?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I dig what he was doing, because I remember like right off the bat, everybody gets there and he's like, well, we're going to listen to a three, six or what? I don't know what it was. Very funny. Listen, everybody's got the guy. You're slim thug. Yeah. And the thing is you get four or five groups of guys together.

There's four or five guys there that think there's a guy and now somebody's got to be the guy of the guys. Yeah. So we got him. Yeah. Well, that's the show. Thanks. No, wait. Are we done already? No, no, no. He's bullshitting. There's a crazy event. Come on. I like to turn off.

There's a crazy event. We have a party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun. And they go. This weekend in fun presented by our good friends at Roeback. Dylan. Man, do we love Roeback. Yes, they have a polo for literally every situation imaginable. Yes, they do. I'm

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That guy. They got heavy hitters. What's his name? Safety for Ohio State. I can't remember sports guy. Sports guy. He's really good. I got Kade too.

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Damn, Dylan's a ball knower. Oh yeah. Loves college ball, orange bloods king right here. No, stop it. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? Thanks for asking, Dave. I don't have a whole lot going on. Parks has a baseball game on Friday.

He's been getting tough, tough weather. They've had a couple of one game get postponed and he might get another one postponed this week. But Friday, hopefully the rain holds off so he can play his game. He's squaring up the ball right now. Yeah, to see it. I heard about that confidence is good. Confidence has been lacking at times, but it's building and we love that a lot of pressure yeah he doesn't like he doesn't like about the he doesn't like to play in front of people yeah yeah I haven't told him about that man I

don't make him feel too bad come on dude he doesn't like playing in front of people yeah yeah yeah that's right that's all I really have this weekend, man. Nothing, nothing Saturday, nothing Sunday. I don't know if the weather's gonna look great. I think Sunday it might. Springtime in Texas, baby. Sunday it might, the sun might peak out, so hopefully they'll be outdoors a little bit, but it's gonna be a low key weekend, man.

We'll sneak it in. I had a action packed weekend last weekend, so I'm due for a chill one. I'm excited for it. It's interesting, I think, like, cause I gather you were a pretty Excited for it. It's interesting, I think, because I gather you were a pretty good athlete, obviously, I wonder, I was not, I played sports my whole life, but I was not good.

Your kid might actually feel like, man, I hope I'm good at sports, my dad was good at sports, whereas my kid has no pressure, but also no genes. He might actually, but it's different. He'll know I sucked sports wise I've always liked to say that I'm good at everything great at nothing baseball was my sport and he knows that I'm I was I was pretty good at baseball and he's got he's got some he's got some shoes to fill I don't put

pressure on you on the golden-teMachine? He has, yeah. All right, that's, those are some big shoes to fill. What are you getting into, Jake? Well, we're down here, we're doing the show at Rivian tomorrow. If there's any listeners, any backers in Austin, you wanna come to the Rivian space, we're doing a show. Where is that located?

I think it's on South Congress. South Congress Way, yeah. I think it's very close to here. There's a rooftop, there's gonna be free beer, I think it's on South Congress. South Congress Way, yeah. I think it's very close to here. There's a rooftop. There's gonna be free beer, I think, free food. Lone Star sent us down here. Then we're going. Thursday night, we are, oh, tonight we're going to,

it's not weekend, but tonight we're going to Rogan's Comedy Club. Okay. Going to the Late Show there. And Friday we're in San Antonio to do a show at a bar next to the Alamo, because the Final Four is there. And it was going to be a pretty epic time up until about a minute 50 left in Tech Florida. Because I think the Tech contingent in San Antonio would have been pretty out of control.

That'd have been wild. That's a fun bunch. Yeah. So that's, you know know Still should be a pretty good time and then yes driving back Saturday morning. I got soccer my girls in soccer now She's six she's not really that Into sports I would say but it's her second season of soccer And I didn't even talk about this on our show because I'm a little bit worried that it becomes a thing But I don't know like that many people at home are gonna hear this. My daughter was really aggressive in her game last week like uh we'd been practicing like we'd actually been practicing in the backyard and like okay we're gonna learn on turning the ball around and going this way I don't know

dick about soccer but I was trying to explain a couple of things to her. She's a big kid. She's got long legs. If she wanted to be like an athlete, she's got the body. But she just is over there picking flowers. It's a classic thing. But they put her into the game and I was like with her and I was like, hey, lock the fuck in. I was like, go get the ball. Get it that way. Don't stop. And she was like, okay. And she balled out. But she also was involved in a couple

of pretty questionable collisions. Okay. On the other side of the field, I heard some yelling when a ball went out of bounds. There were two of our players, two of their players. Somebody got pinched. I'm pretty sure I had the pincher. A few minutes later, there was a big dust up

in front of their bench or their parents and a girl was crying. She had been pulled down to the hair by the hair. I believe I had the girl who pulled down by the hair and she was so fired up and she came over to me like after they blew the whistle after the foul and she's like, I'm trying so hard. I'm like, I know.

And you're not doing anything wrong either. It's like you just stay out there. I was like, I know. And you're not doing anything wrong either. It's like you just stay out there. I was like, look, there's gonna be times where we have to pretend we're pissed about this. Just keep the gas. Pinching's probably a no-go, but keep your hands to yourself and stay locked in. And let's just...

Two words, slide tackle. There wasn't, dude, she wasn't far off. I mean... She wasn't far off. And she was spazzing out. She's autistic and it's very hard to get her to focus on one thing, which I guess maybe is like any kid, but she was like, a light went off of her of like, holy shit, like they'll let me just run around and do stuff.

And the other parents were like, I walked out to the field where it happened and they were pissed. They're like, it's the same girl the whole game. It's the whole goddamn game. And I'm like, oh my God. I was like, I don't think she meant to. I was like, and there was like people that I went to high school with

that I hadn't seen in 20 years, who had their kids on, like, they're just like, kick your kid out of here. Oh man. She had no idea she had done anything wrong. You can't. She wouldn't hug the little girl after the game and it all went well.

That was my first taste of like, the opposing team is pissed at me. No, man. It was rough, dude. When she stepped on the field though. You know what I did? It's not even an ad day. Are you guys probably gonna do still do Lucy?

Lucy, great for kid's soccer. Oh yeah, hell yeah. As the parent, of course. Yeah, of course. Are you guys probably still do Lucy Lucy great for kids soccer As the as the parent of course, yeah, of course, what's the code dylan? I don't know what offhand god randy your producer. Surely we got one lucy.co steam Steamer circle if you've used that one you can use lucy Slash dumb zone. It's great. Keep it chill whenever you're losing when the uh, the fans are yelling at you you can use that related. You change your whole life. You know, and this guy's just like but remember when you had that pretty like questionable

German haircut, you tweeted it. Yeah, I didn't like it. Because I don't like my friends tweets. Oh, we didn't talk about that on the show. That's okay. It's similar to listening to all your buddies podcast before you see him. But I saw Dave had a funny tweet the other day. But I don't it's similar to listening to all your buddies podcast before you see him But I saw Dave had a funny tweet the other day But I don't want to retweet or like his tweets because I don't want it to change our Yeah It's something you gotta think that I don't have to be like

It's kind of you guys see the meme the other day of that guy who sent the like Hey, bud, just checking in on you text like hadn't heard for a minute. How you feeling? No. And just your buddies like, Oh, look at this old gay check in on a guy trying to see if I'm doing okay. Okay, buddy, why don't you go get some bitches? There's like a very famous gaming clip of like these guys gaming. Someone just goes, Hey, if I was going through something, would you guys be there for me? And everyone says, Nope, no. And

they just just start shitting on them. And it's very funny. It's the most guiding. dudes. Wow, people want to know what's D man getting into? Yeah, got a wedding in town. My buddy from high school also a Texas state grad, getting married here in town town you play golf with them a Long long time ago this fella have a name or Malone Kobe. Oh, yeah bald guy big beard Yeah, plays the bongos for Brother Thunder if you yes if you are aware of a Austin local Austin band

Congrats to Malone. He has another job. He's a big fella? He's just tall and lanky. Oh. Yeah. Does everything you're describing, beard, Malone, bongos, I would imagine a big fella. Yeah, he's not, no, he's not. He's just an interesting cat. He was probably running around Texas state when we all were.

We all crossed paths at some point. At some path, at some point. What's the wedding play now? Like, we're old, so is this like a second? No, this is first. This is first for him, which if you know him, you're like, he's just, I don't know how to describe him. He's like, he was a dear friend all through high school,

little bit, in college we became friends, but then like our twenties is kind of like, we just separated. Sure. Still kept in touch and like Since rekindled the friendship the last five years or so. I just haven't been to a second wedding Yet other than like my parents. I've had one. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm fun way to go Jake Well, no I'm not no, I know no, but like I don know. It's one of those weddings where I have not met her

and I'm the high school friend. So it's like, I don't really know what I'm getting into. I don't know who from my high school is gonna be there. You have an opportunity though, a real opportunity to be let's go guy. Let's go. Screaming let's go. Yeah.

If they need a straggler to juice things up for them Let's go Stream extreme fringe guy It's just hanging out with the group I've been to a I haven't been to a wet so like I can get by in most situations enjoy a little herb or whatever But I haven't been to a wedding no booze that feels like a different level of beating I go to the bar and stuff, but you're talking you're hanging out, but I haven't been to a wedding, no booze. That feels like a different level of beating. I can go to the bar and stuff, but you're talking, you're hanging out, but at a wedding, I don't know.

Yeah, weddings, I could see being tough. He's actually sober as well. Hope I'm not telling tales out of school, but he does not drink either, so. But I do. I'm telling, man, I'm probably gonna get some beers. Who's rules? It'll be a good time.

So I'll be doing that, otherwise I'll be hanging around. We Who's rules? It'll be a good time. So I'll be, I'll be doing that. Otherwise I'll be hanging around. We're supposed to also have baseball Saturday. First practice. Your kids old enough for T ball. T ball. Well still, yeah. He's dude.

He's played like three seasons. Damn. He hits the ball off of the, he hits the ball well. And I guess if you do something for three seasons, you better, right? And you got him that torpedo bat. It's a lot of it. We got an aerodynamic, the way the distribution is it's crazy.

He's squaring it up man. But yeah so it'll be like that but it'll be. I got to fly football Sunday. I'm still in the game. Yes still in the game. Redemption tour right? So mash up of the all of the us and the only other white team in the league because our quarterback and a couple of other studs hung him up.

Oh, yeah. You know, kind of the Purdue basketball of your. Sure. Okay. Still winning. Dylan just fucking hated Purdue basketball. He thought they were too white. Too many white guys.

No, no, there's something to it. There's a weird all these dudes went to South. Everyone knows it. There is one other white team. They're from a church up there called Mercy Culture. And they're really, they can be very annoying, but their team name and they're good is Mercy Rule, which is just, yeah.

Absolute gas. They're good players? Yeah, but they have you pray at midfield beforehand with them. And they're like dudes all in their late 20s and 30s, like then you gotta get together and pray. You take a knee. One of them does the guy's brain does. Oh, it's like a pray thing.

Okay. I think really protesting. It's not really, really uncomfortable, but just do it. Yeah. You got to do it. That's a nice gesture. I guess. Before we whip that ass.

That's right. True. It's really uncomfortable. I should have got you a little safety help. This bang eight on you. Okay. Forgot you are. Let's go run some routes outside.

You did look, you're not out. You're more of a, you're kind of a grand elder statesman of the team now. Yeah. That's true. They still get out there. The most common thing, it's really great actually. Cause these guys are all like their mid twenties. So I have like blood boys culturally.

And I think it's a compliment, but anytime I speak in the group chat, they send a meme of Stevie from Eastbound and down. Okay. Do you think they think I'm cool? That's a good reference. What the hell? He's great. Dude, they must love the Hail Mary. Go ahead, hit the laugh for me. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know if you needed that. Yeah.

We had some momentum. Yeah, it's probably time to move on. The good thing about podcasts is you can edit out the bad parts. Yeah, but who's the one editing? Oh, no. That's a great point. You mean, so I'm going to make that even louder. But yeah, thanks, Dave, for asking me what I'm doing.

We got. You're done. I got a big old weekend. Big old weekend. Again? Scottsdale, Arizona, because I'm going to a bachelor party. So I leave tomorrow. I will not be here Monday. So that's a big thing. Oh, no. So no video. If you're watching this, no video on Monday. But yeah, going to Scottsdale, bachelor party, one of my fraternity brothers, going to Scottsdale for bachelor party,

one of my fraternity brothers, gonna be seeing a lot of old guys I haven't seen in a while. We're doing- Fucking goodness. At one point we're doing an ATV tour. Oh nice. We're doing a bar crawl, we're gonna dress up as different versions of Danny DeVito.

That should be fun. Great idea. Yeah, there's a lot from Always sunny. Uh, the biggest thing, though, the couch, the couch scene, the couch scene, or the one where he comes like out, he crawls out of the couch. That is always all in like, uh, like moved up. He, that one we do not have. Okay. Uh, but the biggest thing I'm good. I hope I'm in the presence of mind to do it. I am really gonna try to pull the ordering

for my boy at the dinner. Oh, hell yeah. Nice. I like it. I'm really gonna try to make sure I do that. He'll have a medium well. Yeah. Oh, that's fantastic. But yeah, so I'll be, so yeah, I'm looking forward to that.

That's all my whole weekend. Can't wait to see you Tuesday. I'm sure you'll be looking great. Yeah, you'll be in great shape. What a weirdo you guys got here. He is, he is. He's got the read on the application. He keeps surprising too.

You meet him and you're like, I don't know, maybe. And then three weeks later, he's like, yeah, I'm going to dress up like, somebody else called Penguin. So I have to be like, what? I'm going to be the troll from the, the day man. Oh yeah.

I did a day man Halloween once. I was a gray man. Really? Speaking of codpiece. Yeah. Took a bunch of ecstasy and went to go see, what's that like EDM band for Dallas? Yeah, they were playing Halloween.

Austin, yeah. God, it was great. How did I know that it was Ghostland? That's a weird poll for me. Just that first of all. Well, that's a fantastic Jake Camp. Catch him on the dumb zone. You're gonna run him back and get out of here? I thought that it was Ghostland. That's weird. Just that first of all. Well, that's a fantastic Jake Camp. Catch him

on the dumb zone. You're going to run it back and get out of here and D magazine. Yes, we gotta run it back. Run it back is the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. People listen to circling back to feel better

about themselves. Dave decided to holster his ballpark, his wild ballpark food column and set a post it along with Dylan's will departure one. We revisited Randy's gray sweatpants, dick print. Jake thugged it out for the Mahomes commercial. Jake saw a long homeless fight last night. Brett will whip it out during our live streams. Jake remodeled his house and has set them back quite a bit.

Jake would slop up King Triton. the We will. It's a good time, Jake. Thanks for talking to me, man. You guys are the best. You are. I'll render my sales. Great show. We'll see y'all later. Bye-bye. Bye.