Circling Back - Horse Electrolytes & Solo Hibachi

Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, we're back circling back podcast. My name's Will. To my left, David, my daily star rough. We screen looking I'll be looking hey, I'm just gonna get out ahead of this. This is how I sound and Let me let you guys know this at home. It doesn't reflect how I feel because I feel great. I'm energized But this is how I sound today. So make your jokes now. This voice is gonna come back I'm gonna be in Louisville here in a few days, sitting down with Zach Brian,

Starting point is 00:00:48 maybe playing a song with him, writing some shit, maybe doing some bourbon drinking. Oh yeah, you're playing revival rhythm, right? Yeah, he's gonna let me play rhythm. And you can have your laughs now, but you better look out buster. I'm gonna lose cannon. Jesus. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. I just used all of what I had for that so I hope it was worth

Starting point is 00:01:11 it. Do it now Randy. Dylan Shivery ladies and gentlemen. It's weird I'm scanning the rundown. I weirdly it must be an oversight. I weirdly don't see anything about Texas reaching Number one ranking in the country. I'm sure we're gonna always gonna fit that in during you sound like fucking scary commenters right now Why aren't there any football slides? I just I just I'm just a little a little confused. Yeah, cuz we're always talking football Yeah, you do sound like a little right now Confused I too am playing a little bit hurt. I had a swollen, I have a swollen eye. It's gone down.

Starting point is 00:01:49 Had a little eye infection over the weekend. You guys sound like my fucking kids, man. Might have a sty. I think it might be a sty, baby. Warm washcloth. Compress. Okay, compress. I feel like people haven't gotten

Starting point is 00:01:58 styes in their eyes since like, 40s. I feel like styes are so bitch made, man. I don't want to be a sty guy. Or it could be pink eye. What were you doing this weekend? It's not pink eye. I had pink eye once. Have y'all ever had it? Yeah. Your eyes like to get crusty. It's so gross. Yeah, I got it from your girl. Really? What happened? She was tooting on my pillow back in the day. Yeah, she used to do that a lot. I got it my freshman year in college. What were you doing? Not what you're indicating. I don't know. I woke up one day and it felt like someone had, you know, when people do the thing

Starting point is 00:02:32 where they put one finger over their nostril and they blow a snot rocket out of the other side. Love that, yeah. It felt like someone did that in my sleep and then just left it to crust over on my eye. It was so disgusting the amount of crap that was coming out of my eye. It felt like someone did a snot rocket on your eyeball. And let it dry. And let it dry. That's fucking terrible. That's the worst description I've ever heard of pink eye. It's kind of scary because you wake up and you can't open your eye.

Starting point is 00:02:54 So you got to pry it open and then get the crust away. It's gross. We had one girl in our dorm who was pre-med and everyone's like, we got to get her to see if it's pink eye. It's like, how does the girl that's pre-med, a freshman, is she really gonna be the one to decide if I have pink eye? Like biology 101. Yeah, and she walked in, she goes, yep, that's pink eye. And I was like, okay, like I don't, I should probably just go see the school doctor.

Starting point is 00:03:18 Although I respect your opinion, I'm gonna go see a doctor. Yeah, I was like, yeah, like you probably are the smartest person in the dorm, but at the same time, like you're pre-med and you're a freshman. On the list of ailments, I feel like pink eyes are pretty easy one to diagnose. Your eyes is fucking pink. Yeah, very pink.

Starting point is 00:03:33 And if you have the stuff coming out, you pretty much know. It's not ideal. It's so, it's so- It's just gross. Yeah. And it spreads so easily that like you just feel like, you feel like a monster. I would just wear an eye patch. Freshman pre-med. Oh yeah. I did get to skip. I did get to skip work all that week though. Really? Yeah, that was nice. Didn't get paid. My pledge brother skipped rush because he had pink eye. That's so. Okay. Yeah. That's frat. It was. Yeah, dude. He just ended up going to the ranch

Starting point is 00:03:59 sitting on a Coleman blasting birds. Fuck yeah. It's sick. Still got a bed. Oh, fuck yeah, I did, dude. They're like, how'd you get pink eye? He told him the story got a bid. Oh, fuck yeah I did dude. They're like, how'd you get Pink guy? He told him the story. And they're like, yeah, worth it dude. Would you guys give a bid to the Mizzou kid doing pants beers? Dude.

Starting point is 00:04:14 Pants beers made a real strong showing this weekend. It's cussing some mainstream action. I'm loving it. Is Friday beers the only media outlet who can actually take pants beers from like what it is now to something bigger? I mean they've done pants beers. Yeah, I don't know if they've done much with it I'm just saying like if had TFM been around like we're we're making pants beers the most important thing of the fall

Starting point is 00:04:36 It's kind of a wash media thing. Yeah, no, I know but I don't think we've got the power to make it like totally mainstream I think we need we need Friday beers with their like young audience to really mold their minds. You think I won't do a pants beer in in Louisville? I don't think you'll do a pants beer in Louisville. What band? What band do you most likely get a pants beer to? Let's do odds. One and four. You don't want you don't want to lose this. Time out, time out, time out. No I'm not doing one and four. That's just forcing me to essentially do a pants beer. This isn't like a pants beer on the balcony of the hotel. This has to be a public pants beer. One in eight. That doubles.

Starting point is 00:05:08 Okay, go. You wanna do it with me? No, you're doing it with Will. No, we're not just assessing Will, the odds for pants beers right now. I'm trying to tell you I'm gonna do a pants beer. If I get warned up enough for a single act, I might just do a pants beer sporadically.

Starting point is 00:05:21 I don't wanna have to be forced to do a pants beer. I want it to happen naturally. Doing a Pants Beer out of college football gained his dog behavior. Do you think there's any merit to the allegations that doing a Pants Beer with a Vortex bottle could possibly blow your dick off? All that pressure?

Starting point is 00:05:36 Yeah. It's just firing out of there. You heard what happened at that one game. What? That poor kid, his fucking pants were so hot. Just started steaming. Dude, as soon as he put it on, there's like a little it's like a sauna. Really? Yeah, like porn, like pouring water over the rocks in a sauna. Yeah, and his pants get

Starting point is 00:05:55 so walked out of there like a goddamn Kindle. There's a lot of friction happening before he did. I'm excited. Yeah, he'd been at a pregame at the house. But it was actually it was a pregame. But his pregames house. But it was actually, it was a pregame, but his pregames were like your parties. Yeah, it was very, very similar. He just couldn't keep his chinos off of things. Yeah, they were Andrew shorts.

Starting point is 00:06:14 What heats up faster chinos or denim? Well, let's do some experimenting and find out. We need a woman in STEM to tell us. Brett comes back in the office after being out and we're just in the corner of the conference room just grinding on each other, trying to figure out which one gets hotter. Just a little R&D over here, leave us alone.

Starting point is 00:06:33 Yeah, don't worry about it. What were you gonna point out? Do we get a new light bulb for this, Randy? Nope. It just started working again? Just started working again. Dude, that's a vibe. Cool.

Starting point is 00:06:43 Cool, man. Now we haven't had any technical issues in the studio or with our AC unit. Yeah. Did old lady get back to us? The AC lady or the whatever? Yeah, so we're just gonna, it's been working for the past couple weeks.

Starting point is 00:07:06 We're gonna hope it keeps working. Okay. We're gonna deal with this next summer. Yeah, we're gonna deal with this next summer. Perfect. Got it, got it, got it. I don't really care. It's almost heater time in Austin. Well, not quite. The heat going off in Austin is not a big deal. Like, we can deal with like it being 58 degrees in the studio. Start a little fire right here in the middle. Keep it warm in here. Just put on a return on the Mac. I'll get out there. Okay.

Starting point is 00:07:29 Can your neighbor come in and build a fire for us? That's too soon, dude. Or maybe you're gonna. That's a real threat. Maybe we can just put our chinos on something. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm gonna get out there, I'm gonna put one down.

Starting point is 00:07:41 You run up behind me. And then what? Just fucking. I don't know. I didn't really think it through. I just started talking. Okay. That's pretty much how I do this podcast. What's so funny, Randy? Dave just started to grind on Dylan was a funny image. He's grinding on me. Okay. Well, you know, I might have my own business. We might switch it up though. my own business. We might switch it up though. Do you see Katy Perry at the VMAs? No, not really. Why is that funny? Is that what you're gonna do that that little performance with Dylan? Now I was gonna say she looked great. Okay. What

Starting point is 00:08:15 performance are you talking about? You know, there was a risque performance. What she do specifically? Um, she may have specifically? She may have a craft tool that you know, use like some blades. There was a scissor play. A craft tool that you some blades. Okay, scissor play. There was a scissoring. You can just say a scissoring. Oh, they technically has a scissor play. There was a scissoring.

Starting point is 00:08:43 It was a drive by scissoring. How's that work? Y'all catch those Emmys last night? There was no scissoring during the Emmys that I saw. What's the point? No idea that they were on. Emmys for me are probably the number two award show to watch. It was not appointment television for me but I did turn it on for a few minutes. There aren't that many good award shows these days. Are the Emmys the fun one or is that the Golden Globes? The Golden Globes, I would say are the most fun based on what the crowd looks like toward the end of the night.

Starting point is 00:09:16 I think they just keep the bottle of champs coming to those tables. But the Emmys is one of those stuffy ones where everyone just sits in pews and stuff, you know. Pews, no one. Shogun one Randy I okay they found his ship they give it back to him I don't know TBD on the giving him giving the shit back yeah Shogun and the bear were the big winners last night they'll bear I thought the Bears lost. I don't know. I didn't watch stop

Starting point is 00:09:48 If any of the bear people are listening Please just switch yourselves to drama next year so that you guys can win an actual category instead of winning the comedy category I think you guys could win the drama category if you just put your hat in the ring I don't know why you're doing this to yourselves Did you see the fishes episode the seven fishes took home the Emmy for best directing. That's your favorite. What did they do? They do gamehenge again. The best episode I never want to watch again. No, I'll never watch it again, man. It's so good, but it's very hard. So intense. It's not necessarily too much. Oh my gosh. I don't like it. I loved it, but I hated it. I appreciated it a lot. I'll never watch it again. Incredible acting. The only thing that's on par with something I never want to watch again that's Christmas themed is now The Holdovers. It's just if you're watching the Holdovers on Christmas Eve

Starting point is 00:10:36 looking for some happy nice little feeling inside about the Christmas spirit, you're just simply not going to get it from that movie. I watched the first episode of industry. It hasn't really grabbed me yet. Okay. I don't care. Dude, talk to me when you're talk to me when you're in season two and three and you're just absolutely feasting on wild ass content. Yeah. You like pink eye content? Maybe I'll keep going then. Okay. I wasn't totally sold after season one of industry. Okay. But you kept going. Yeah, it was it's for me.

Starting point is 00:11:04 It's it was the best. I'm guessing that you watch? It's a show for you, I'm guessing, that you watch and you weren't, you had it not been such a player in the zeitgeist, you would have like given up. But since it's such a big player, it's not a big player though. It's not a big player. I feel like it has been. It has been this season. Just this season? Yeah. The other seasons really haven't moved the needle for like anybody, I feel like. Just because James has changed his personality to industry? Maybe. Okay. Maybe, but he's not even a real watcher.

Starting point is 00:11:49 He said he's locked in. He's not a real watcher. He didn't watch it when it dropped last night. He's a, he's not a real watcher. When I see a 65 minute episode from HBO is going out on a Sunday night, you best believe I'm parking my ass on the couch and watching that shit.

Starting point is 00:12:00 That's the thing about Will, he'll park his ass and watch that shit. Oh, I'll get butt deep on that couch. You're going to see some indentations when you wake up the next morning I'll get butt deep on that couch. You're gonna see some indentations when you wake up the next morning. He's gonna put that fat ass on the couch. Really? Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:12:11 There can be a blanket sitting there. Ooh. I might even leave a glass on the table. It's one of those shows that makes you wanna drink. Ah, yeah. Like Yellowstone makes you wanna drink. Rocked Up Whiskey. Rocked up whiskey. Yep. Mad Men.

Starting point is 00:12:27 Mad Men. Makes you want to just pound liquor. Yeah. It's just, whenever they take a drink, I'm just like, yeah, that looks good right now. Have you ever actually been watching a show that makes you want like a whiskey drink and you actually go pour it for yourself?

Starting point is 00:12:42 No, I don't think so. It never hits after the fact. I did it once and I say it never hits. It's oh for one with me and I was like, damn, I kind of wish this would have felt better. Shows that feature a lot of smoking make me miss smoking. That one drunk cig that I used to do. No, no, you were addicted.

Starting point is 00:12:57 You were doing a pack of Reds a day. Season one of what's McConaughey, Woody Harrelson one? True Detective. True Detective made me want to smoke. Have you all seen that movie? This movie made me of hey, what do you want? Mm hmm. True detective. True detective. Made me want to smoke. Have you all seen that movie? Uh

Starting point is 00:13:08 this movie made me want to drink real bad flight with Denzel Washington. I drank the vodka. I drank the vodka. It made me want to drink and fly a plane. You're just never doing it. Drunk fly. Credit to him. I do think flying a plane

Starting point is 00:13:23 is probably safer than driving a car. Less traffic. Yeah and less less stuff to do. They fly themselves anyway. Just push a button. Yeah, we had that one pilot on cold call that said that it's essentially just like a bunch of fail switches. Yeah. Hey, speaking of, you know that Waymo will be available in Austin early next year? The driverless... Why are there so many out there right now? They're testing. They're making sure they're not going to crash people. I feel like they're hacking the mainframe and they're all gonna turn on us. Is that Google?

Starting point is 00:13:48 No. What is Waymo? Is that like their own company? I don't think it's Google. I could be wrong. It's owned by Alphabet Inc. It's an American multinational technology conglomerate holding company, obviously.

Starting point is 00:14:01 I was biking home the other day on Kenny and a Waymo was coming my way out and I saw that there was nobody driving it. So like, I'm gonna pull over and make sure this thing gets by me. Okay. I don't wanna get smoked. I'm gonna go and get out in front of this. It is Google. It is Google. It is okay. Alphabet. Yeah. Gotcha. But there is like you'll be able to order it through the Uber app. So they're they're working together.

Starting point is 00:14:25 It's a monopoly. I don't like that. I'm gonna start taking only taxis. I don't think you can select it specifically. You just got to get lucky. It's like one and 20 in the fleet or Waymo. So I'm doing only fans. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:38 Really? Yeah. Okay. It's me making meatballs with no shirt on. There's probably a good. Yeah. Okay. It's just me making meatballs with no shirt on. There's probably- It's a good bet, dude. I think we can plant the seed on some subreddits for you and find a way to get this off the

Starting point is 00:14:53 ground. I'm not planting the seed. I just want you to know that right now. I stop at meatballs. Dylan, we got some breaking news, my man. We made a decision behind your back and we have not told you. What? But tomorrow beyond the paywall on patreon.com

Starting point is 00:15:08 slash circling back podcast where there is this free seven day trial for new patrons. You can also do it annually. And I will say next month is spooky season which is traditionally a great time to be a patron. Tomorrow beyond the paywall, we're doing a little pre spooky stuff, Dylan. We're running back something we haven't done in a bit called touching based. Oh really? We're gonna do our conspiracies tomorrow. It's been a while

Starting point is 00:15:33 since we've done a touching based and I think it's time to hop back in the saddle. Are we supposed to choose spooky? No just choose whatever the fuck you want. I might go spooky anyway. I don't care. Just do whatever you want Hey, yeah, no, it does not care. Don't do that Why not kick your ass off the show? Yeah, why would you just say that for like spooky season? I'm asking cuz I don't know we're doing a conspiracy podcast during well, hey, I got news. Maybe we will That's it's spooky in and of itself. If you got a good one do it on spooky. Seriously. Hey, how about you? Let me choose my own conspiracy. Oh, okay. I guess I'll just fuck off there Maybe you should go fuck off. Hey, maybe uh instead of spooky season. I'll just do fucking

Starting point is 00:16:08 Fuck off season. I'll just take the month off. You know what? I would have fucking loved that. I think everybody would I cool, man Hey, it's patreon tune in on here me fucking off. No, don't go Dave. It'll just be me. Just not doing anything. Oh, no Seriously Oh no. Seriously. Do I need to pull this fucking car over? I'll pull the car over if I need to. Just save it for spooky if you got a good one. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I'd like to turn off.

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Starting point is 00:19:42 you're gonna be like, what? They gave me this for how much? It feels like you're cheating. Yeah. It's great. Without the shame though. Boom. Dylan, what'd you get into this weekend?

Starting point is 00:19:54 You know, Will, thanks for asking. I really do appreciate you inquiring about- Yeah, that's just kind of how this- About my wonderful weekend I had. Pretty excellent little weekend actually. Stepped out a little bit on Friday, went to a little place called Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos,

Starting point is 00:20:14 Mattel Ranchos. Had a nice little table outside on the patio. Great people watching table. Little patio. By the way. You sweat? There's a youth movement in Mattel Ranchos. It's getting younger. The college kids have

Starting point is 00:20:26 taken it over. Well, yeah. I mean, you went on a like the Friday before game day. It's always ground zero for Mats. You figure the UT students would stay a little bit more in their territory, but they head south for some heaters. Yeah. I avoid, I straight up avoid Mats on Fridays before game day. Cause I know it's just gonna be too much. You know, we waited for half an hour.

Starting point is 00:20:49 It wasn't bad. And we got there at like 6.30. I'm still in inside mode at Matt El Rancho's. Yeah. Good catch. Cause I don't, it's too hot right now. Yeah. It wasn't that bad really.

Starting point is 00:21:03 What'd you order? Chelsea and I shared the beef fajitas. Wow, probably a half pound share. Swing and a miss. We got half pound. Dude's just sharing a half pound, dude. Imagine not eating a half pound of meat on your own. God.

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Starting point is 00:21:59 Also went and saw beetle, the new Beetlejuice movie with parks and in Chels and it's enjoyable. It's some fun musical numbers in that movie. You enjoyed the musical numbers really. A song I wasn't even aware of. But did you know it was going to be a musical when you went in? It's not really a musical.

Starting point is 00:22:16 I wouldn't call it a musical but they do break out in a song at a couple points. It's not like throughout the movie. It's just a couple little numbers they hit and they're really entertaining. So Beetlejuice, I give it, I give it a three and a half pumpkins out of five. Quite the cast, if I'm being straight up honest with you.

Starting point is 00:22:36 I did not realize that we had it like that. Can Barrett run back that costume? Barrett Mora. Yeah, they have really good costumes every single Halloween. They set the bar usually. They have the bar usually. They have the costume gene that I simply lack.

Starting point is 00:22:47 Yeah. It takes it very seriously. Yesterday, Parks had baseball practice. He's looking good out there, man. Flashing a little leather. His team's shaping up. Where's he playing? Like what position?

Starting point is 00:22:59 They have him second base right now mostly. This is kid pitch and I don't think he's gonna be pitching. Wait, they're throwing kids at the plate. Kids are hitting them with baseball bats. Can you believe it? They're using them as a battering ram. Can you believe that? At least you know America's not gone woke.

Starting point is 00:23:15 Because they're throwing kids. Yeah. I cooked some salmon last night. Had a nice little dinner with my son. Don't gloss over this salmon. I usually cook it the same way every time. It's like an Asian glazed. Now we bake it.

Starting point is 00:23:32 Soy sauce in the microwave. I bake it. Bake it for 18 minutes and then do like a couple minutes of a broil to get a little crisp on top. What's up guys, I'm Dylan and this is my salmon recipe with Insane Glaze. Anyway, it was a lovely weekend. A lovely weekend. And now I'm interested to hear what Dave did with his weekend. Wow, he just tosses it to D-Man.

Starting point is 00:23:57 Like a child. Are they overhanding the kids or underhanding them? Do they start the kids on a tee? They actually, no, they put them in the pitching machine. Just pop them out the wheels. Never got it tight. Go ahead, Dave. Oh, anyway. Yeah. Well, obviously my weekend,

Starting point is 00:24:18 if you read the wash media sub stack, it started Thursday evening where I watched them Bobcats lose a heartbreaker. Kind of give one away against a good Arizona State team. A surprisingly good and uh efficient uh runners of the football Arizona State team. So shout out to them but big things on the horizon for the cats. Um Friday evening, we were also gonna go to Mets. That was the plan. We're gonna go early. Family. But, uh, baby just was not complying.

Starting point is 00:24:49 It was, uh, it would have been a real liability if we brought out the Sandman because he was, he was a little under under the weather all weekend. Um, maybe he wanted some fajitas smoke in his lungs. Honestly, it probably would have helped. It couldn't have hurt. Um, he, I think, yeah, he's at the doctor right now. Last night was a top three tough baby night of my baby raising career. Not a lot of sleep. Just like a real big gap from about two to five where I just I didn't sleep and instead I just sent Randy Instagram videos. Wait, but you got at least 30 minutes. You're right, I did.

Starting point is 00:25:26 I did get 30 minutes. You should be fine. I think I need, I think there's a loading phase for that. Oh, yeah. It is, I don't know how you guys think I'm performing thus far. All right. I feel like I could, I need more 30 minutes.

Starting point is 00:25:37 You've been fine, man. Okay, thanks dude. Yeah. Saturday morning, T-Ball started back up. So we got out there on the old diamond. And this wasn't my T-ball league for the record. My son Rhodes. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:25:51 I'm not playing T-ball and they were not pitching kids. They're hitting baseball. So that makes more sense. And you know, I got to say, Rhodes is one of the better hitters on the team. Wow. Which I don't know if it's, I don't know. Where they got him in the lineup. You love to see that, dude.

Starting point is 00:26:08 Where's he in the lineup, man? That's what's up. Three hole? It was just a practice thing, but I don't know if that's an indictment on the team or, it's, there's some first timers, we're just gonna say. And it's fun though. It's a good group.

Starting point is 00:26:20 Their name is the Cheetahs again. Dude, that's what's up. Despite some parents' best efforts, they voted is the cheetahs again. Dude, that's what's up. Um, despite, uh, Despite some parents best efforts. They, uh, were not they voted down the aggies There's uh some aggie parents there, which is great Ah, i'm glad i'm glad the non-aggie parents stood strong everybody you are not doing that We were like, ah, I don't and I was like, I don't really care but like You're in austin and we don't get like, you know, they wear the i9 jerse and stuff. I'm sorry. It's just that's the lamest fucking thing I've ever heard.

Starting point is 00:26:47 I was just kind of like, all right. Well, like you can't you can't just name your kids baseball team after your alma mater because you're like obsessed with it just and when other people clearly aren't. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to hear the finalists for names? They let the kids vote for.

Starting point is 00:27:04 Okay. So that issues the Aggies. No dinosaurs, which fuck. How did that not win? I don't know. Fritz would have had his hand up. He would have had double hands. Glowing lack of dinosaur mascot across all sports. The Raptors is the only one that I can think of. Agree. It was the dinosaurs, cheetahs, and then rainbow sharks, which I thought was kind of a vibe. It's kind of sick. Yeah. I was like, I've never really thought about a rainbow shark, but that sounds pretty dope.

Starting point is 00:27:33 I didn't, that didn't win. That's weird. Cheetahs is a good one. Yeah, I thought so. Yeah. Until like, until there's a controversial call and the other kids start calling them cheetahs. They know that I'm over there in the back with a trashcan

Starting point is 00:27:46 for some reason in T-ball at plays. Think Dylan could beat him in a cage match? All the kids on the team. Yeah, the cheetahs. Could you beat up Dave's son's T-ball team? I could beat up 10 three-year-olds, yeah. Wouldn't want to, but it's four-year-olds on the team. Falls fours too, I could handle them, I'm sure.

Starting point is 00:28:04 All right, yeah. What if they had bats? That's okay. There's not a lot of bats beat there. I wouldn't want to but it's got four-year-olds on the team falls forth to I could handle them. I'm sure What if they had bats? That's okay. There's not a lot of bad speed. I'll just snatch him from that speeds not there yet. No You'll get one of the shit. That's like fuck That's gonna piss you off and really allow you roads There's gonna be there's gonna be one. There's gonna be one that does some damage and it's about staying upright as a guy Who's fought many three-year-olds at once right? Yeah Saturday was went home and it was a big a big football day

Starting point is 00:28:33 It was it was actually just like I felt almost felt bad for how much college football I watched because it was it was it was Texas it was Arkansas Who's I mean it was Arkansas playing UAB. Weirdly we're like getting their dicks kicked in early on and more than too much to it was LSU. I mean the guilt factor is real watching football. Yeah I felt like but it was fine because like nobody wanted to go out because like there's under the weather people so it wasn't and it was very hot outside but I did like when I

Starting point is 00:29:02 looked up and it was like I don't know I was watching like OU fend off Tulane But I did like when I looked up and it was like, I don't know. I was watching like, oh, you fend off Tulane. I was like, what the fuck? Being single. I was just feasting on football. I was just like, watch it whenever I want it. And now it's like, we can do something else if you want. I know I've been in front of TV for seven hours straight. Yeah, but I what I like about you guys is that you guys like football. I like guys that like football. Jim Harbaugh.

Starting point is 00:29:23 It's good football guy. It's good. Football guy. Uh it was delightful and then yesterday was um yesterday was um also a football day. Um turns out look Rhodes, here's a deal. This weekend, Rhodes just wanted to put on PJs and hang out inside the house. That's what's up dude. It's too hot. He was like, I don't want to go outside. It's too hot and I was like, okay, fine by me. I was like, I don't want to go outside. It's too hot and I was like, okay, fine by me. I was like, I'm not going to fight

Starting point is 00:29:49 you on that. So, we did. We watched, we watched a lot of NFL and then I had industry queued up last night and then my son decided to get real sick and stuff. So, I ended up watching Lost. That's pretty selfish. Yeah. Yeah. What about you? Let me cue up my notes real quick. You know, I just want some stats

Starting point is 00:30:12 from the weekend. Yeah. I played exactly one Zocard this weekend. Nice. Did a little Detroit style pizza from Via 313. What made you go Via? Because they have a non-Detroit style, like a pan style pizza that our son very much likes. So we decided to run that back. But that being said, I think I'm good on Detroit style for the next month or so. I ate a lot of Za, overdid it a little bit. And so I think I'm going to stick to some thin crust regular pizza,

Starting point is 00:30:45 but it felt good to play the za card. I'll say that. I listened to three different vinyls this weekend. I'd like to give a special shout out to Randy Trimbaki, who got me a record from Japan. Took that for a little test drive the other night. Randy did say that the B side was better than the A side. I accidentally listened to the B side first

Starting point is 00:31:05 and I was like, damn, if this A side sounds like this, this B side must be slapping. Both were great, Randy. Told you that B side. Shout out to Matsuhura. Dude, Painted Lady. Check it out on Spotify, 1983, I think. Yup, yup. And then I had a little Billy Strings, new fave of my son. He's really into bluegrass right now, or as he calls it, Foofass. Dude, I love Foofass.

Starting point is 00:31:27 Love Foofass, dude. Foofassers. The Foofassers. And then I listened to the new Dedding Co. one that I got sent yesterday, big day. I had exactly one trip to Mattel Ranchos this weekend. Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos.

Starting point is 00:31:41 Our dog had a grooming appointment near. Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. And so we decided to get Mattel Ranchos. Our dog had a grooming appointment near Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. And so we decided to get Mattel Ranchos while we waited for her grooming to be done. And it was the first time I've had it in over a month. You know, your boy hit those tacos, Al Carbone. Ate them up like groceries. I finished all of them. All of them. I even took the extra rice from my son's plate and dumped it on my rice and ate all of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more.

Starting point is 00:32:06 I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to

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Starting point is 00:32:16 couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more.

Starting point is 00:32:21 I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a couple of more. I'm going to go and get a double rice, no beans. No, no. Going double rice, no beans is crazy because they're refried black there are crazy good. What are you doing? Why don't you

Starting point is 00:32:29 go bomb and just get mad at Will for not respecting my rice? What was that going? I split exactly one margarita with my wife. Cute. It was early in the day. You know, I didn't, I wanted the mark but I didn't want the full effect of a mark.

Starting point is 00:32:41 How long does a rosy grooming appointment take? We dropped her off at 10 AM.m. and she was done at 1 45. And so we went to lunch at noon. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if you had to like stretch it out because it was. And what was also really cool is that she wasn't done when she was supposed to be. So we had to drop the boys off and then go return back. Love that. So three trips, three trips to the groomer. And then to clear out the weekend. Oh, yesterday, yesterday I did something. I needed to hang up some hooks in our house

Starting point is 00:33:11 so that we could put our son's backpacks on them. And I had the hooks on this board and I realized that I didn't have the screws that I needed. So I went to a local hardware store and a nice young gentleman helped me. He got me what I needed. And then I was intercepted by one of my favorite low key awesome characters in Austin, Texas.

Starting point is 00:33:31 Have I ever talked to you guys about the screw guy? No, he doesn't have a name. It's just screw guy. Okay. The hardware store near me, they just have a screw guy. This guy can find you a screw for anything. This guy knows screws. He knows screws, dude.

Starting point is 00:33:44 You can walk in with a screw in your hand and he'll be, he'll just take one look at it. All right, right this way. And then he'll just open one of the 5,000 drawers right there. Here you go. Just never. He just knows, dude. He just. You gotta have that gun speed dial. Y'all see that, y'all see that quote tweet this weekend that was going around that was just like defined locked in. This is that, this is your screw guy? Screw guy guys locked in. The other guy helped me find the screws and then screw guy intercepted me as I was leaving the store and he said, come here. I was like, you're not gonna say hello to me?

Starting point is 00:34:12 He just gave me a, come here. Well, I walked with him and he goes, let me make sure these fit. He just walks over, grabs one out of something, toss it in and he goes, perfect. Let me go. I was like, okay. Like I already had it.

Starting point is 00:34:23 You gotta shut off the hardware store. Breed and Company. It's a very bougie hardware store. Is that in Westlake? They have one in Westlake. The Screw Guy famously is at the one closer to campus. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:34:36 Shout out to Screw Guy. Yeah. Their key copying machine, the one in Westlake is worthless. It doesn't work properly I think I used to date a girl who knew this crew guy real well He used to hang out really you just like best friends thing. That was cool. I Can't work that they worked out together. Yeah, I

Starting point is 00:34:57 Kept off my weekend with one single Oktoberfest beer last night. Thank you. What kind Bell's a Michigan brewery. Is it gas? It was a Marzen. Not James. Not familiar with the Marzens in general. Not sure if this was typical of the style of them, but I enjoyed it a lot.

Starting point is 00:35:19 I will be drinking the other five that we purchased along with that one. Meanwhile, Brewing has a really good Oktoberfest. Brewing just has it. Meanwhile, what? Brewing. Did I like bells? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:34 You see who's doing? I'm fucking cooking him right now. Do chat is Dylan cooked? Will, I would try this dude. Yeah, dude. I'm a fan of bells. Look at the coloration on that, dude. Right.

Starting point is 00:35:43 And you know what I did, Dylan? I set that pine class down like that, cracked the can, dumped it straight in. That's my dog. Got all that foam up in there. That's my dog. Done. That's not happening in my stomach.

Starting point is 00:35:55 You better believe I'm not going to be burping after this beer, boy. That is behavior typical. Non-beer knowers be like, what are you doing, man? Don't get all that foam. That's behavior typical. I don't even care. If a real beer knower tells me not to do that,

Starting point is 00:36:05 I'm still going to tell them, hey buddy. Hey pal, listen up. Not happening. I'd like to apologize to everyone at the Chicago meetup who had me drinking beer out of a bottle. That's where I famously burped the most. Will not be doing that in New York. Will not be.

Starting point is 00:36:19 Did you do any shirt burps? What? Did you do any shirt burps? No, no, no shirt burps. That scares me, dude. That worries me that it's gonna puff out later and I'm gonna throw up in a backer's face. It's your body.

Starting point is 00:36:31 Yeah. It's not good, don't do it. I don't need some backer named Tina Coyley to come up and be like, hey, I just wanted to say hi. I really enjoy the podcast. And then I'm going like this with my shirt. Oh! Fucking make Tina throw up.

Starting point is 00:36:43 Yeah. Sorry, Tina. It turns out like that, what? What was that Captain America movie where everyone just starts puking? News day of Team America. Team America. Team America. Yeah, like what if a meetup just went that style?

Starting point is 00:36:56 Everyone just starts just reaction puking on each other. That's not ideal. Reaction puking. Or are you thinking about standby me me during the blueberry, like pie eating contest? Yeah, I'm confusing. Stand by me with a team America. He's talking about the grape stomping video. Are you thinking of the sandlot?

Starting point is 00:37:22 He got it. It's a little bit more of like an otter. Yeah. It sounds like a, yeah. She's just lost all air. Just left her lungs in a split second. She alive. I think she survived that. I don't know if she looked, she's just passed since. Do you think she powers her store with Shopify? I bet she found God after that video. Probably so, Will. What?

Starting point is 00:37:52 The Shopify thing. So like, y'all know some big companies out there. You guys familiar with what all the bros are wearing out there, the alohats? Yeah, I am. They probably got those on Shopify cause that's what aloha uses. If you go to washmedia.shop, that am. They probably got those on Shopify cause that's what Alloh uses. Wow. If you go to washmedia.shop,

Starting point is 00:38:06 that's a Shopify John as well. Dude, all the Albert swag lords out there, those guys are Shopify Johns too. Skims, Skims, Kim Kardashian, if it's good enough for her, it's gotta be good enough for us. You know, she's putting up numbers. Gotta be.

Starting point is 00:38:17 I mean, you can have a great product, you can have a cool brand, you can have brilliant marketing, but an often overlooked secret is actually the businesses behind the business, making selling and for shoppers buying simple. For millions of businesses, that business is Shopify. You know what?

Starting point is 00:38:33 We use Shopify for our store. If you've ordered anything from washmedia.shop, it's a Shopify, John. We hope you enjoy it. Nobody does selling better than Shopify. They got the number one checkout on the planet and the not so secret secret, they got ShopPay that boost conversions up to 50%,

Starting point is 00:38:47 meaning way less carts going abandoned and way more sales going through. You guys using ShopPay? Let me implore you to use ShopPay, Dylan. You get money back? You get all your tracking right there? It's a beautiful thing. And I have to say, our site does offer it.

Starting point is 00:39:00 I actually bought a hat through our site because Dylan, make sure we take it out of inventory. I use ShopPay, Worked immediately. Beautiful thing. Because businesses that sell more sell on Shopify. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout that Washed Media uses. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash circling, all lowercase. Go to Shopify.com slash circling to upgrade your selling today, Shopify.com slash circling. Who put this in the rundown? It was me.

Starting point is 00:39:32 I'm glad you did. So I don't know what you guys are doing too, cause it is hot, you know, it was a hundred degrees yesterday but hydration is something that we all strive for right like we have a hydration chart in our bathroom we want to see what our pp are you a bad teammate no i'm a great i'm excellent i've got pinnacle hydration um but there's apparently a little work around a little shortcut that a guy um at pig shit on balls on okay OK, he's now private, but he just he just went on this thread about how he's never buying Gatorade again.

Starting point is 00:40:13 He just got a five pound bucket of horse electrolytes from a tractor supply company. And that's how he's getting his hydration. He said he's sipping on half of a horse dose and he feels great. His skin is fucking tingling. I'm glad you put this in here because I saw this yesterday and was just like, what are you doing? Can you zoom in on the horse logo? I just really like it. I think it's just a beautiful horse.

Starting point is 00:40:38 I mean, it's a good looking horse. It's called Apple a day. This is awesome. Can you use this as like a pre-workout? Is his skin tingling because something's wrong with him? I'm not going to say apple a much those **** things away? Uh that's a good question. I'm gonna assume that how much is like an average like horse, Dylan, you almost got stomped out. How much those fucking things weigh? That's a good question. I'm gonna guess about 1200 pounds. I was gonna say between 1200 and 1300. Okay.

Starting point is 00:41:14 Between nine and 1200 pounds. Okay. For an average horse. Is it big, big horse, big horses. I had 12 trying to clobber my brains out at once. So yeah, it was a pretty serious situation that guys like to joke about. Is this guy feeling what I felt

Starting point is 00:41:26 the first time I did pre-workout? Your ears start tingling? I've learned to love the ear tingle. Yeah, I wasn't sure about it at first, but then after I kind of did it a few times, I was like, wait, I kind of do like this. I kind of like that, it kind of feels like all the blood in my body

Starting point is 00:41:44 is going to my face right now. Yeah, you get flushed a little bit. Have you ever snorted prescription drugs? Only horse electrolytes. Okay, nevermind. He said, horse aid, day two recap. Woke up energized at 7 a.m. naturally. I don't know, okay.

Starting point is 00:42:01 Eighth of an ounce along with one gallon of water. Essential tremors have gone away. All right, now what's the essential tremor thing is. God asked, well, my skincare routine was. No, he didn't. Said, it's because his skin was glowing. He feels incredible and clear-headed. There's no way that a dude

Starting point is 00:42:18 who was willing to eat horse electrolytes, there's no fucking way that anyone in his crew is telling him that his skin looked glowing. They're calling it horse maxing, there's no fucking way that anyone in his crew is telling him that his skin looks glowing. They're calling it horse maxing, Will. Can you imagine Rip riding up on a horse to one of his farm hands who's drinking horse electrolytes being like, damn, damn Jed, your skin's glowing right now. Yeah, that's not a rip.

Starting point is 00:42:40 That's not something Rip would do. How horned up are you for land man? I gotta say that trailer's giving uh it's giving fun. I don't want them to over Yellowstone landman. I don't think they will. I think that they kind of know that Yellowstone got a little too Yellowstone-y and that they need to scale it back a little bit and I need them to do that. I think he's taking it more seriously and of course course by him, I mean, fucking Taylor. Sheridan? Right. You familiar with his work? I am, yeah.

Starting point is 00:43:10 I'm excited for the show. That sounds like a hot sorority girl. Taylor? Hey. Taylor Sheridan. I'm a DG at Miami. Yeah. I'm Taylor Sheridan.

Starting point is 00:43:18 I went to Hockaday. There's an exit in Italy when we were driving, we were looking for it called the Josca exit. J-O-S-C-A. Sally really didn't enjoy me going, yeah, Tarnett, Josca. I'm Josca. Josca? I'm Josca.

Starting point is 00:43:34 Hi, I'm Josca. Josca is kind of dope. Josca. I'd like to hear from her again. Josca? Josca, you want to join us on Cold Call? Cold Call. you. I'm going to call you He did. He did. Were y'all one of the tables like, if it was just you two, did you have like a pondside table? It wasn't quite pondside. I thought you're gonna be a pond star. But we had a round table all to ourselves, just off the pond to the right.

Starting point is 00:44:14 Okay. Like before you go into that little side section. You know, I went into mats yesterday and I walked inside quickly with my 11 month old in my arms because it was quite sunny out and I didn't want him just getting totally exposed to the Sun. I went up and I said, four, inside please. She said, where are the other two? I said, oh she's right right there. Like she's walking in right now. She waits about 10 seconds while looking at the screen. Looks at this woman and a kid behind me. She goes, is that them? No, she's right behind them.

Starting point is 00:44:49 And she was, okay. But I was like, you need to chill out a little bit. Like if it's immediate seating and I say that my wife is with me, like, can you, and we have, I have an 11 month old here. Can you just give me a little grace here and just like do it? They had like a town hall meeting about seating. Oh my God. Like they are just so strict there.

Starting point is 00:45:05 Partial tables, yeah. Does Matt's have a top three heavy door in Austin? I feel like proper hotel and Matt's have the two heaviest doors. Well proper is in the wind tunnel. Our conference room door might be in that top three, dude. The wind tunnel makes that door really dangerous cause it'll swing open.

Starting point is 00:45:21 Yeah, thank God Adrian Grenier held it for me. No, did you hear what happened to him? He got hit by that door and he got squashed like a pancake against the proper hotel. Completely flattened. They had to get like a bike pump and pump him back up. I would have done that. Did it work? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:39 I would have walked over there and just eaten him up. I didn't hear about this. Yeah, I would have cut a little piece off and made some fajitas with him up at La Pesina. What kind of pancake is Adrian Grenier? I don't know. You said his last name three different ways. I like Grenier. I like Grenier. I got no voice. What kind of pancake is he? Answer the question. I don't know. I feel like this is a lame answer, but I can't think of a better one

Starting point is 00:46:07 because he's not a blueberry. He's not a chocolate chip. I think he's a banana. What do you think? I was thinking banana. That's a shit answer. It's a really stock answer for it, but I don't think he's anything but banana.

Starting point is 00:46:17 Okay, David. You know what? I'm just, I'm fucking off. Here, do you want Will's secret to pancakes? Yeah, I do. Don't tell Dylan, don't tell Dylan. All right, go. All right.

Starting point is 00:46:29 I do a little bit extra brown sugar. I make dope from scratch pancakes. They're fluffy, they're delicious. Squatchies? They're so good. I'll make it for y'all sometime. No, you won't. No, you won't.

Starting point is 00:46:42 You said you'd make me a nitro cold brew the second that intern Serena sent you one, a machine for it. y'all sometime. No, you won't. No, you won't. You said you'd make me a nitro cold brew the second that intern Serena sent you one, a machine for it. You got one coming. You've never once come in here. You got one coming. I've never even seen you come in here with one. Wednesday, so I gotta make the cold brew takes 24 hours.

Starting point is 00:46:54 Give me Wednesday. I'll bring you one here. Oh God. You want one too, David? Don't make promises you can't keep. David, you want one? It's a yes or no question. You gonna bike it in?

Starting point is 00:47:03 I do. I will drive just so I can bring you all the cold brew. Bro, I got in trouble in college. I got caught with a bunch of bike it ins. Yeah, dude. So have you ever been like, obviously you've had two children in the hospital with your wife. Whenever they say something about Roxycodone, I'm always like, that's not a real drug name. wife, whenever they say something about Roxy Codone, I'm always like, that's not a real drug name. Roxy Codone. Like Roxy. Wait, is that real?

Starting point is 00:47:29 Yeah. What's the difference? Next on the stage. I don't know if there's much- Exactly. I'm like, yeah, that could be, yeah, that should be a West Virginia stripper name. You look up and your buddy's hand in hand with Roxy walking to the ATM. You're like, oh no. Oh, no. He's fucking gone.

Starting point is 00:47:42 He's got to get taken. He's about to get taken. Come on down to Billy Rubin Ford. Billy Rubin and Roxy are definitely hooking up on the low low behind Billy Rubin's wife. Billy Rubin. Billy Rubin. Forgot about that whole thing.

Starting point is 00:48:00 I know that probably drinking horse electrolytes is somewhat of a power move in itself, but can we talk about another power move I've seen on the timeline over the last couple days? I really thought you were about to jump into our next ad read. No, no. I was going to say, I don't know how you're going to make this work. What? You don't think at-home therapy is a power move? It is. I'm sorry. I saw this is just a random throwaway tweet. I'm going to assume it's from one of those college kid burner accounts, but it said, buddy of those college kid burner accounts. But it said, buddy of mine sent me this text Friday afternoon, solo hibachi.

Starting point is 00:48:29 I cannot express enough how much of a power move this is. Randy, can you scroll down? The user who sent this said, take that libs. Fuck yeah. Dude. Got him. Dude. The left hates this.

Starting point is 00:48:41 Dude. They do not respect solo hibachi. I see two plates set out. Are we sure this is a solo hibachi? I think they set the not respect solo hibachi. I see two plates set out. Are we sure this is a solo hibachi? No, I think they set the table for the hibachi. I don't know. I famously have never done hibachi. I don't get invited and anytime we've scheduled to do it in the backyard, it gets canceled due to weather. All right, I'll get out in front of this. I used to do solo hibachi like semi-regularly when I was in Lubbock.

Starting point is 00:49:06 There's a place called Hayashi in South Lubbock that it's one of the better places. It's pretty good. They even have like a little bridge that goes over like a stream in the restaurant. Koi? Love that. Yeah. And I would go and it was good.

Starting point is 00:49:19 I'd go get like fried rice, fried rice, chicken fried rice at lunch. It was during my dirty bulk phase. What's the dynamic between you sitting there alone and the chef in front of you chopping everything up? There's usually like an element of like the chef feels bad because there'll be like some work buddies together and then there's probably like a lunch date,

Starting point is 00:49:41 a real cute one, it's Lubbock, it's a little bit slower pace. So, you know, get out, meet your SIGUD for something. And then there's me. And so I'm like, they'll toss you like an extra shrimp, like on your plate or like- Do you think it's a pity shrimp? Yeah, pity shrimp. He'll like, he'll make too much for somebody else

Starting point is 00:49:58 and he'll come like, he'll flip it and put it on your plate. Is it a, I've never done it. Is it preset menu? Like you can't, can you order your own dish? Yes, you can. And they'll just make that? No, no, no, no. They only make certain stuff on the actual hibachi grill.

Starting point is 00:50:14 Okay. Yeah. Is it weird that I, as a rice guy, you know I like rice. Oh yeah. I don't like fried rice that much. Whenever we get like a side like fried rice that much. Whenever we get like a side of fried rice, it's like our takeout and stuff, I'm always like, yeah, it doesn't do much for me. Parks loves it.

Starting point is 00:50:33 See, I just like the white rice with the sauce mixed in from like the other things. Yeah, it's a good play. It's a good play. It's like kind of like, you know how plain it is and then the other stuff is so flavorful and that when you combine the two, the juxtaposition of them, it just hits. You understand what he's trying to tell you?

Starting point is 00:50:55 No. All right, Randy, how can we explain this differently? So you have the rice, which is, you know, fairly plain. Yeah, that's one thing right there. But then the sauce over here on like say he will got teriyaki chicken. So you have the rice which is fairly plain. Yeah, that's one thing right there. But then the sauce over here on like say, he will got teriyaki chicken. Second thing, very different.

Starting point is 00:51:10 A lot of sauce, more flavorful, sweet, a hint of sodium. So also a juxtaple in and of itself. The two flavors come on. Going double juxto? You put them together. I heard Dave was going to his place so often they started calling him Dave Dave noodles. Is that true?

Starting point is 00:51:29 Who's this Dan guy they named that after? I don't know. He must have really liked that shit. Dude, Dan Dan was just a regular. If you could have any of Dave Dave. If you could have anything named after you at a restaurant, what would it be? Sandwich.

Starting point is 00:51:45 Sugarist cocktail, sugaryist. That's a hard word to say. Sugaryist. Sugaryist. I'm going, I want like a cool, a nice sandwich. What's it called, the Dave? Dave Club? Club Dave?

Starting point is 00:51:59 Ooh, Club Dave. Just a party in your mouth. The dill cheese sandwich. Dill cheese, what's. The dill cheese sandwich. Ah. Dilled cheese. What's in the dill cheese sandwich? There's a little uh uh dill pickle spear stuck in it. It's a little dilled. I don't I think you should leave it as a name play and not like a double entendre here. No. You asked me a question. I'm fucking giving you my answer. Why are you why

Starting point is 00:52:23 you so horny today? It's Monday. It's I took I took Randy out for lunch on the company dime the other day. I did order a lobster grilled cheese. Like a savage. Damn, I must have said the company back. Not that. I felt bad about how much it cost, so I just bought it myself. I didn't want to explain the credit card charge later. Well, I was just like, yeah, fuck it.

Starting point is 00:52:42 This is, this is, Randy and I are going on a date. He picked the place. What can I? I did. I felt bad. I This is, this is Brady and I are going on a date. He picked the, he picked the place. What can I? I did. I felt bad. I want to try that place. It's good. It's good. But like you just have to go in knowing that like you're going to spend $30 on your lunch alone without anything else involved. Like, I mean, lobster rolls aren't cheap. What kind of cheese do they put on a lobster roll? I don't know. It looked really good. It was uh,

Starting point is 00:53:00 some, it was like dairy type of cheese. It was gooey. Okay. It looked like, it looked like they had a couple. It was gooey. Oh thanks, okay. It looked like they had a couple different kinds of cheeses. They had like a yellow one and a white one. They did have some of the cherry tomatoes sliced in half and a little fried up and ooh, that was a nice touch. I was wondering if those cherry tomatoes were hitting for you or not.

Starting point is 00:53:17 Yeah, they were very much. Because there's people that would hate cherry tomatoes being in this grilled cheese sandwich. Loved it. Yeah, yeah, shout out Garbo's. You know, it was like, it had the like savoriness of the cheese and then like the tartness of the fried tomato right there. It was like, you put those things together and it was just like the juxtaposition You know what I'm saying, Bill? No, I don't. I don't at all. I want a steak named after me.

Starting point is 00:53:42 I don't, I don't at all. I want a steak named after me. Okay. If they name a steak after like, like let's say that, let's say Willie Fritz wins a national championship for the Houston Cougars. They the Cougars? Yeah. Let's say he wins a national championship for him

Starting point is 00:54:00 and like someplace there, like decides to name a steak after him. I'm just gonna say that that's named after me. Not gonna happen. I don't know. Could be a Cinderella story, Dave. It would be. It would be a Cinderella story. They could be a diaper dandy. Stop. Dude, a steak's a good one. Because that's like, I mean, that's real alpha shit. There's a steak, if you go to Mattel Ranchos, there's a Crenshaw. It's not good, but you can get the Crenshaw. So Dave, I was perusing the menu yesterday

Starting point is 00:54:34 and I asked Sally, I said, what item on this menu have you always wondered about? Like, I know there's gotta be something on this menu that you've never ordered, you've never seen it. For me, I've never seen a Chile Reino there. But I realized yesterday, I've never seen a chili rellenu there. But I realized yesterday, I have never seen one single person order the chicken fried chicken at Matt L Rancho's.

Starting point is 00:54:51 And I would love for one person to do that at one point. I've gotten it. Is it good? It's really good. I would imagine it's good. But like, why would you ever order that then? When? It was just a-

Starting point is 00:55:01 This is like how we eat chicken fried steak. That's what I was thinking. I think it was like a lunch play one time. I'm like, you know what? Fuck it, I'm just gonna go completely off the wall here. And I tried it. I feel like- Okay.

Starting point is 00:55:12 I feel like it probably goes hard. The cheeseburger there on the kids menu, I mean, it's pretty good. Yeah. It's not bad. Chicken fries. Now I'm going steak, but I don't want it to be like, I don't want it named explicitly after me.

Starting point is 00:55:23 Maybe like, maybe this, how's that gonna work? We'll figure it out. I want it to be like 87 ounces, cause I was born in 1987. So it'll be like, that's a lot of meat. If you eat it, you get it free. John Candy ate the old 96er.

Starting point is 00:55:42 What's the one at the Big Texan in Amarillo? Big, big Texan. These are big. I think it's like 90 or something. It's too much. If you eat it, plus all the sides and your meal's free. You know what? If you cared about your protein intake, you'd eat it.

Starting point is 00:55:57 But you fucking don't. I don't. You're not serious about gains. I've been gaining weight for real. Like good weight? Are you back in your avocado shit? I think it's a combination of good and bad. A combination.

Starting point is 00:56:08 Combination. You looking up the big Texan steak? What? Are you looking up the big Texan steak? No, I'm looking up the old 96er from our friends over at the great outdoors, John Candy. The big Texan steak sounds like my recommended tab. Okay. Surprised you can log on to those sites with the way these politicians are.

Starting point is 00:56:32 Let me speak into the camera about this issue. It's only 72 ounces. I recently learned that there's, never mind. There was a name dropped in the office of a URL that I wasn't aware that was accessible. I'm not saying who that person might be in this room. They may not be. They might be in Wyoming, but they're not. Okay. Okay. But they're not.

Starting point is 00:57:02 72 ounces is still big, dude. No, that's a lot of meat. Yeah. I'm not sure. but they're not 72 ounces is still big, dude. No, that's it's a lot of meat. Yeah. Is it? What kind of cut is it? T-bone Porterhouse? I already closed out the tab. Yeah, that's fine. I don't want to pull it back up again. Okay.

Starting point is 00:57:19 I don't even eat steak. I'll say that anymore. In the States, have you had the Chateauand? I haven't. Once you've had it like uh huh. You'll never want to eat American steak again. Really? Yeah. Wow. My worst Italy take is that I hate Florentine steak. Just too bloody? It's it is a bit undercooked traditionally but for me, what I've realized is that I'm not a dry-aged steak guy.

Starting point is 00:57:45 I don't like the flavor of dry-aged steaks and because they're all dry-aged then I naturally don't gravitate toward it. I think it's a... I don't want to sound like a broke boy. Shout out touching base. But yeah, I think dry-aged for me is just a little too high-end. Really? Why you gotta age it all dry and stuff, you know? Dry aged steak kind of weirds me out of it. Yeah, I'm not into it. Because it like the rot of the steak is what adds the flavor to it. We were given a gift certificate to a nice steak house in Austin once.

Starting point is 00:58:18 You follow me? It was the only time where I've been like, all right, I'm getting the expensive steak. I'm going to get like the dry aged whatever. And I got it and I'm getting the expensive steak. I'm gonna get like the dry aged whatever. And I got it and I took one bite of it. And then I asked Sally for a bite of her steak, which was famously not dry aged. And I was like, yeah, your steak tastes

Starting point is 00:58:32 so much better than mine. Like I just, I'm not built for dry aging. You know what it sounds like? It sounds like Will made a mistake. I'm talking to the studio audience here. They're annoying sometimes. I don't know when to shut the hell up. Can we talk about our friends over at BetterHelp? Because this show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

Starting point is 00:59:09 I'll be honest, I got a new kid. Thanks for being honest about that. Got a couple of them. And it takes me back, man. I'm getting this nostalgia for going back to school. I'm having flashbacks to when I was my son's age, just wanting to go back. Makes me wanna learn stuff,

Starting point is 00:59:31 makes me wanna learn myself up. Like Billy Madison? No, not like, he went to school, see, he went to school when he was an adult. Makes me wanna learn myself up. I am simply going back in the nostalgia part of my brain and remembering what it felt like. So I'm not actually trying to go back to school myself.

Starting point is 00:59:46 Kids are always learning and growing, but as adults, sometimes we lose that curiosity. They even say curiosity killed the cat. They do say that, that's true. You know, I sent my dad some photos the other day of our garden. He's famously a very good gardener. And I thought to myself,

Starting point is 01:00:02 I have no clue what I'm doing here. I don't know how to go about doing this. What do I like? I can have him teach me, but he only comes down to Austin a few times a year. Like what am I supposed to do here? It's anxiety inducing. It makes you feel bad about yourself when you don't have any hobbies. How many people are locking themselves in their apartments these days with no hobbies? Yeah, you got to think a lot. Oh, people in COVID, they're done with it. But guess what? With therapy, you can help get on your learned stuff. You can help free your mind up a little bit.

Starting point is 01:00:31 If you're starting to think about taking therapy, starting therapy, give better help a try. I've been doing therapy for a long time now, touch and go system for me. Sometimes I've got one appointment every week. Sometimes I have one appointment every three months. It's just how I feel about it, but that's what I love about it. And what if I told you that you

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Starting point is 01:01:17 of releasing his new child to the world right before a presidential debate. Kind of the rockstar version of Friday News Dump for football teams firing their coach. And then then he got the gift that he needed even more which was Jane's addiction just fighting on stage. He's rock and roll back. What happened there? So. Wow. Perry. Perry. Perry seems to be on drugs. Yeah, well. It's been a been a tough ride.

Starting point is 01:01:47 And so, yeah, he decided to shove Dave Navarro on stage. You know, Dave Navarro used to, Carmen Electra. Oh, I do know. That's a hot couple. Did they have a reality show at one point? Did she only date him? Cause she's like Prince named her and she was like, shit, I gotta date the closest thing.

Starting point is 01:02:02 And Dave Navarro kind of looks like Prince or tries to dress like him. He shreds. Does he shred? I don't know. I got a date the closest thing and Dave Navarro kind of looks like Prince or tries to dress like him He shreds does he shred? I don't know. I don't really know either It's hard. I don't know the respect level for Dave Navarro. If you asked me 25 years ago, does he shred? I'm like fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think that's the case. I don't like I truly know nothing about how he's esteemed and so Perry Farrell yeah Perry Farrell's wife said that there had been tensions growing

Starting point is 01:02:27 because the band had been playing over Perry Farrell, likely because his performances have not been great. And so they decided to start playing a song before he could do like the normal intro that he does for it and it pissed him off. And so he started trying to get in their face. It's kind of like, like, can you imagine like hypothetically speaking, like, what if Dave and I were just riffing,

Starting point is 01:02:51 and then like you felt like you deserve to get intro'd or something? That's a lot. Or it's like, oh, what if, what if like, there's a really interesting story about space and like a once in a lifetime space thing that's going to happen that I want to tell inform everyone about so they can, you they can enjoy it. And you guys just hypothetically, like you've never actually done this, but what if y'all just started just riffing

Starting point is 01:03:11 just amongst yourselves, just making jokes and over talking to me. Something like that, like again, this never happened, but. Yeah. You know what I mean? So are you gonna do cocaine and fight us on an episode? Yeah, I am. I mean? So are you going to do cocaine and fight us on an episode? Yeah. I am. I am. I hope Perry Farrell gets help because like, it's kind of sad seeing a dude just visibly that-

Starting point is 01:03:32 He doesn't look healthy. Tweeted out. Does that mean to say? Don't, I just let you know, me and Will would fuck you up. Yeah, we'd fuck you. We'd piece you up, dog. Dave's got those twitchy hands, man. If I had been born in Philadelphia.

Starting point is 01:03:43 Yeah. And had a career as a mob enforcer. If he had a rough upbringing, he'd be different. And Randy would fuck you up too. Are y'all gonna have any extra time in Louisville? I'm not worried about Randy. Thursday night, we're gonna have about an hour. What about Friday morning?

Starting point is 01:03:59 What, the fight? No, but if you guys have any, because I get in after lunch on Friday. Y'all should go to the Muhammad Ali Museum. I would do that. It's so sick, Dave. Dave, it is so sick. That over the little slugger?

Starting point is 01:04:14 I think they're very, very close to each other if my memory serves me correctly. So I think it could be a nice little one-two punch. Shh. Shut up. Shut up. It's cool? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We'll see. Is he from out around that way? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's from Louisville. Gotcha. He's a Lovulian.

Starting point is 01:04:40 Lovulian. That's how I pronounce the Scotch too. How do you pronounce that? Which one? Lovulian. I think that's how it's Lovulian. I don't know. You know, Ali's got his own tequila drink. It's called a knockout martini. Don't look at me like that, dude. Could you Dave's thumbnail chasing right now? Yeah. What's your favorite Jane's Addiction song? You know it's sort of like them all. If you put a gun to my head right now and you said name one Jane's Addiction song there's not a chance in hell I'm coming up with one. There's one you definitely know and

Starting point is 01:05:39 probably liked for a time. Jane says? Do you wanna watch this video? Jane is on a vacation far away. That's very close. I'll be honest, I've seen this video so many times that I really don't feel like seeing it ever again. I kinda wanna see it. This is all I saw on my feed. Give me the sound too. ["Jane's on a Vacation Far Away"]

Starting point is 01:06:04 Dave Navarro handled it like a champ. He looks at him and just like, what the fuck, dude? That's like, he's raging. So we talked recently about an argument we had about the Bachelor. This is essentially what happened in the studio with Dylan. Dylan was getting up in me and Dave's faces just going after us. He was mad because we said that they were serving chili and we were like, it's totally a soup or something.

Starting point is 01:06:37 And they're like, no, it's a side salad, but it's really good. It's like the notable food from Nobu. It was weird. I'm kind of proud of the old rock stars right now. Like we got Oasis getting back together for their 30th anniversary. We got Jane's Addiction fighting on stage. That's rock and roll.

Starting point is 01:06:54 Got Dave Grohl out here having kids out of wedlock. That's rock and roll. Like they're flexing right now. It's a little rock and roll, you're right. I'm a little bit country, but I'm also a little bit rock and roll. You're not. You're neither of those things.

Starting point is 01:07:06 Come on. No, Grateful Dead are like the best rock and roll country band ever. Yeah, they are. I'm one of them. We're everywhere. I'm barefoot in a pair of blue jeans. She wore blue jeans and a rosary, believed in God and believed in me. Who's that?

Starting point is 01:07:25 Kid Rock. Sorry, I asked. She'd never believe in Kid Rock. That girl was mistaken. And she was like, you know what? This fucking guy, I believe in him. He's gonna do me right. He probably just fucking blacked out and pissed himself.

Starting point is 01:07:41 That was during Kid Rock's generic rock phase. He stopped going super hard and decided he was going to be the next Bob Seeger. And then it didn't do that well and then he had to pivot over to do only one. Can only be one Seeger. Sorry buddy. Y'all fucking with Mudang? Fuck yeah. I'm fucking with Mudang. Why is Mudang so popular? Mudang broke the internet. Mudang, I'll be honest, people, y'all need to chill out with Moodang because- Fritz walks so Moodang can run.

Starting point is 01:08:08 That's fine. Anything to take the spotlight off Fritz because I don't really like that a hippo goes viral for being named Fritz right after I had my son named Fritz. It was kind of like, okay, we're kind of overshadowing stuff that's happening right now. I mean, Moodang, apparently people are like squirting water at it, trying to get it to wake up and stuff like y'all gotta let

Starting point is 01:08:29 moodang rest. Maybe hippos sleep like 22 hours a day. Why is moodang catching so much pub? What's what's special about him? I don't know cuz it looks like a little slug. Look at this little dude. They're cute little fuckers, aren't they? What are they called? Pygmy hippos? What does that mean? They're smaller? I don't know. Dylan.

Starting point is 01:08:48 Couldn't tell you what pygmy means. Odd you'll tweet, I would literally die for moodang. I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I would literally die for moodang. You should do that. I think it goes viral. That's good. Come on, do it.

Starting point is 01:09:02 You said odd, dude. We'll retweet it from TFM. It's up. Go retweet. Before I worked for Grant, before I got a full-time job offer for Grand Ex, I was sitting at the local ski area having a bowl of chili. That's not going to talk about whether or not it's a soup. Not going to go there, Dylan. It's not soup. And I was having one single beer in between runs. And I got a notification on my phone that I had gotten a TFM retweet for something I wrote for PGP. And I was like, damn, you boys living right now.

Starting point is 01:09:31 I think that's when Dylan followed me too. And I was like, oh, I think I might get hired by these guys. Yeah, we were probably looking at your golf swing on your Instagram at that time. Like Dave was really enamored by your golf swing. It was me and right now. It's not a bad golf swing. I don't score as well by your golf swing. It was me and Ryan. It's not a bad golf swing.

Starting point is 01:09:45 I don't score as well as my golf swing would indicate. It was that picture of you playing it. I found that the other day. I lost all my old photos on my phone, but I actually found that one the other day and was like, oh, okay. I had a nice move on it. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:10:00 I don't get obsessed with baby animals, man. They're gonna die eventually. I don't need to get more sad. Damn it. What dude? It's going to be a sad day when Mudang dies and everyone's like, oh shit. Mudang has been linked to P Davidson. Yeah. That's big.

Starting point is 01:10:14 Holy shit. Do you think they should try to breed Mudang and Fritz? Okay. The other hippo, not my son. Dude, Mudang has total like aura. Like it's just a little baby hippo, not my son. Dude, moodang has total like aura. It's just a little baby hippo. Why is everybody freaking out? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:10:31 You said you liked moodang. I know, but there are a lot of baby hippos out there. Why is this one so special? I think probably because it's very demure. Very mindful. Very cutesy. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:51 What are you doing? Nothing, David. Someone's going to throw mudang like a poisonous piece of lettuce or something like that. Mudang's going to die. It's going to be depressing. Stop. Don't put that on mudang. I thought you didn't care about mudang. I didn't say I didn't care about Mudang. If somebody were to harm Mudang,

Starting point is 01:11:11 I would literally kill for Mudang. He's biting that guy's knee, that's fucking cute. Oh, that guy, hey, you're lucky that fucking thing's not full grown, because it would take that knee off. Yeah, they should sign him to the lions with this resume. Don't even have teeth yet. Look how cute They have teeth Don't get hit both have teeth. You can see you literally see the teeth in the photo where he's got I see four right there Are those teeth corners the mouth?

Starting point is 01:11:36 Those look like canines. Yeah. Yeah, those are cannons Those are his canon teeth. Moodang. Didn't you use to date a girl with dentures? What? Didn't you use to date a girl with dentures? I'm sorry. No, I didn't. I didn't date a girl with dentures, David.

Starting point is 01:12:00 Okay. I don't know. Shawty takes out the dentures. You know it's on. As far as I know, everyone I've dated has had their natural teeth. Okay, Jesus. Would you consider yourself having your natural teeth? No, I got four fakes, but they're not dentures.

Starting point is 01:12:11 Can you take them out? With a hammer. And a nail? No, I can't take them out, Dave. Stacking them bales. There you go, Randy. There you go. They released that Florida Georgia line yet?

Starting point is 01:12:25 I don't know, man. Are they playing this week? I don't think so. I don't think Florida's very good. Florida stinks, baby. They got works by A&M. I can't explain what's going on right now, and I'm really ashamed to say what I'm about to say. In terms of my sports rankings right now, Texas isn't not number one in terms of what I'm enjoying watching. There's a big satisfaction to it right now. It's almost like I can enjoy it more

Starting point is 01:12:51 because I'm not actually emotionally invested. Did you get excited when Arch came in? Yeah, very, very. Well, no, a little bit. I was sad that Quinn was hurt because you don't really want to rely on your backup for the foreseeable future. But after that run, it was like, yeah, okay okay life's a little too good for a lot of longhorn

Starting point is 01:13:08 I don't believe Texas can get to the national championship with arch. I don't I I agree. They need a two-prong system here He doesn't he doesn't see he doesn't process what's going on as quickly as Quinn Quinn's Quinn's you just He knows where that blitz is coming from I'm not going to get on as quickly as Quinn. Quinn's Quinn's. He just he wasn't that blitz coming from. Yeah. Quinn's Quinn's gotta get his good years in now because I don't think I don't think the

Starting point is 01:13:32 NFL is going to treat him any better when it comes to these injuries. That's uh that's the rub on Quinn right now is that he's a little a little fragile. You're going to do that when he's injured. Come on man. It's a little fragile. Didn't you

Starting point is 01:13:44 strain an ab once? I don't believe I did, Dave. No. No. I've heard something in my abdomen laughing. I was probably just mobbing with my absolute boys. Yeah, ROFL. Ooh, Arch Manning, SEC co-freshman of the week.

Starting point is 01:14:01 That's big. What did the other freshmen do? That was what Arch did. I don't know. I'd like to know. I don't know. Doesn't say. I'm a SEC co-freshman of the week. That's big. What what did the other freshmen do? That was what the arch did. I don't know. I'd like to know. I don't know. Doesn't say. I'm nearly freshman. Dylan, you sent me

Starting point is 01:14:11 this Instagram account. You said, this girl's my freshman of the week, SEC. I don't remember. I don't remember that. I was like, what the **** Like, dude, my explore feed. Hello. The Aggies didn't have this good of a season. Their first season in the SEC. If Aggies didn't have this good of a season. Their

Starting point is 01:14:26 first season in the SEC. If my memory serves me correct, right? I think they overperformed, didn't they? Now, to be fair, Tucker hasn't played anyone in the SEC yet. Yeah, but they're SEC. UTSA's basically. Yeah. They're about as close as you

Starting point is 01:14:37 can get without being there. Here comes Dave. I'm just I'm just joking.. but to answer Small biz September before we get out of here. These guys are small. Grayson Turner. You guys heard of this guy? Grayson Turner from Austin, Texas. Still in his hometown. Not my hometown, but I got here as soon as I could. Not really. It took me 27 years.

Starting point is 01:15:17 He said, my small business is located right here in Austin and the surrounding area. I'm a live musician and recording artist here in town. At the age of 25, I have over 10 years of experience providing live music for restaurants, bars, weddings, corporate events, et cetera. Additionally, I'll be putting out music as a solo artist over the next few months and I play with the rock band in town called American Megafauna. He said, check my band and myself out online and consider me for your live music needs, be it at your bar, your wedding or your dinner party. I've cut the middleman out of my business model

Starting point is 01:15:47 and you can reach me directly at this email or slide into my DMs on Instagram at Grayson underscore Turner. He's rocking a wash hat at one of his gigs. Yeah, Brett played a little snippet of one of his songs. The dude has a really good voice. He does. I will say this. Had he sucked, I would have maybe put his ad rate

Starting point is 01:16:08 a little further down in life. You know, maybe he's toward the end of Small Business September, where we volume shoot a bunch of businesses all at once. He's good. He was so good that when Brett started playing him, I was like, oh, I cannot believe how good this guy is. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:21 Yeah, check out Grayson Turner, Austin, Texas for all your live music needs. I think we should have a block party and invite Grayson. And the only issue is that I'm worried about throwing a party out of our office as we always run the risk of absolutely nobody showing up. And even if they do, there's not going to be more in a park. So yeah. Yeah. I don't know. From my experience in office, musical performances aren't always the most fun thing in the world. We did, we did one on my grand eggs. I got the footage of my phone.

Starting point is 01:16:49 Do you really? Oh yeah. Yeah, I made up a fake appointment and left early that day, so I didn't have to be there. These guys weren't bad. I felt bad I snuck out halfway through, because I just couldn't do it anymore. I thought they sounded pretty good. No, they seemed fun.

Starting point is 01:17:01 I'm just, I can't, I can't do the forced fun in an office setting thing. I could never work at like WeWork or some shit. Shouts to Grayson though, man. Grayson Turner, dude. Is that your real name? Cause that's a very- Go give him a stream. Singer song. Grayson with an E by the way.

Starting point is 01:17:16 We'd play a song for you right now, but we don't want to get taken down for copyright issues from our man Grayson. I don't think he would do that. What if he sued us for all our work? I'm trying to help you out, Blair. What are you doing? That's like the dude who created, he created, what did he do? I sent it to the group text about Brett. He created- Oh, the AI songs? Yeah. He created a bunch of AI songs and then created a bunch of bots to go stream them and he made $10 million. Dude, that's incredible. Let him have his money. Right? Yeah. Like that's a system. Spotify's bunch of nerds comes down

Starting point is 01:17:47 That's a fun one. Let's get out of here. Bye Thanks for watching guys!

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