Circling Back - Huge Pythons & Non-Player Characters

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

There are exactly zero (0) NPC vibes in this episode while we recapped our Weekends in Fun, huge pythons (don’t be gross), Bennifer’s Lambo accident, Daily Harvest’s lentil problems, and Jimmy Buffett hopping on the mic with Kygo in The Hamptons. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:51) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (31:00) This Is A Huge Python (43:00) Breaking Bennifer News (49:55) Don’t Eat The Lentils (1:03:50) Jimmy Buffett Joins Kygo in The Hamptons Support This Episode’s Sponsors Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Backbone: www.playbackbone.com/steam Truebill: www.truebill.com/circling --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast presented by Busy Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C and superfood acerola. My name is Will DeFries. To my left, David Carter-R ruff so it's cold front season uh unseasonable unseasonable uh cold front uh supposed to blow through here drop our temps like five degrees or something maybe a little more but uh they just tweeted that the cold front has stalled across central texas so like the graphic is just this line right through Travis County,

right through the middle of Austin. And then obviously it's low pressure. So there's a big L on it. And it's just funny because it's now they're saying that like temperatures were still, we'll still be pretty elevated today because this thing stalled out right over us. And it's just,

it's very humorous to me. Is he going to kick back into gear at some point and move through? Cause I need it to happen. We might see some rain out of it later. I don't know. We do need it, as we're aware. The high later this week is apparently 92, which is downright crispy for this time of year.

Dude, pull out the North Face. It's a little chilly. I might pull out the Fratagonia, actually. You've already got the sweatshirt on. Yeah, but it's not a Fratagonia. You're right. It's not a Fratagonia actually you've already got the sweatshirt on yeah but it's not a fratagonia it's not right it's not a fratagonia um yeah hopefully uh hopefully this thing blows through because uh i i'm on what we're on water restrictions here so uh where they that's where they restrict the water that's true oh uh hey before we get into it wanted to take a moment

to acknowledge the passing of our old co-worker from grand x that's our previous employer uh we knew him as dvd his name was dylan van dam you guys probably he's he was a video guy and you probably heard us talk about him he was on the edm cruise with will and dylan he was was he the record guy recording the infamous chain smokers interview he he was backstage with me he helped me set up the uh the microphone equipment and i did not listen to him and that is why that is why uh the the video came out the way it did you mean the best interview of all time correct not surprising the dvd yeah he was the videographer for that interview though so that's big that is big yeah dvd um all-time nice guy i think everyone is on board

with that he's just an infectious very nice dude um very sad to hear the news of course but a very memorable character from the grand x days and not a soul could dislike that guy truly smile on his face at every moment every meeting like better you look over at him and you like just getting a reaction out of him when you're pitching an idea or something. Yeah. He was such a sweet guy. We went to – for a work trip, we went to Baton Rouge together,

just the two of us. Went to an LSU Ole Miss game and we did some – got some footage out there. It was a nanny-sponsored trip. I can't really remember. Anyway. You went to Ole Miss LSU? That's a good – yeah, it's tight. Yeah, with DVD.vd i don't remember we had a great time zero we got pretty close and uh just a great dude it's very sad what happened so he was the only person my age to leave me voicemails

is that right have i never left you a voicemail i mean maybe but he's he's the only person to call me and if i don't answer he would leave me me a two minute voicemail just being like, what up, dude? I still hang up now. And I always wonder like, oh, is that going to register as a voicemail hang up? And I always think about it, even though like I should know by now. But yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, his mom, also very sweet.

Shout out to Dr. DeVry. She's my dentist. so your dentist right yeah uh yeah so tough time but uh yeah he will be missed you want to get some announcements out of the way sure okay first announcement most important announcement our meetup july 9th houston texas saturday it's gonna be at one the Kirby Ice Houses. We'll let you know which one. We're going to hash out some logistics today, put up a little invite for everybody on the Instagram page. Add me on the group.

At Circling Back Pod. Can we say that it's going to be the bigger one? Probably. Which one's the bigger one? Who knows? Let's not say too much right now. The doper one. But yeah, just be in Houston on July 9th

if you want to go to the meetup. We also have some other big news. You ready for this? We have a new video launching. It's our Muggsy Half Day series. We go on a boat. I'm on a boat. We show off their new swimwear.

Check that out. YouTube.com slash washed media. Again, YouTube.com slash washed media. And something else that's going to also be on our YouTube channel this week is we're doing happy hour live on Thursday. Yes. Happy hour live on Thursday. Are, happy hour live on Thursday. Are we doing lunch beer? Lunch seltzy style?

Lunch seltzy style? What day are we doing it? Thursday. Oh, shit. More like Thursday since it's busy. If we're doing a happy hour before a holiday weekend, I think we should do it lunch seltzy style. There may be a surprise guest because my son my son parks does not have camp this week so

he will be with me on wednesday and thursday well i hope he's okay with watching his dad drink hard seltzers at lunchtime no he will be he may he might drop a deez nuts joke on the camera or something oh no he's a viral tweet guy he is a viral tweet you should change that as your handle yeah have you gone viral with any of your son's content lately not yet it's been it's been several days i need to call you out i'm giving you kind of a pass because you were on vacation what's up but i had a semi micro viral you had a semi dude chill sorry you know i struggle with that you went micro semi micro semi micro i have not seen this. What kind of number is semi-micro? Whatever it did. Whatever.

It's subjective. It's in the eye of the tweeter. But anyway, you know, I think what could have put me over the top was maybe a retweet or two from one of my co-hosts here. And it just didn't happen. Whoa, I just retweeted something on my timeline. Dude, this tweet is so good. Oh, my God. Hold on. I just retweeted something on my timeline dude this tweet is so good oh my god hold on i just retweeted this tweet it says she's a 10 but she requires shredded cheese as the is it's the only way she can eat fajitas that's the only way dude oh my that's okay

the crowd just saw it too wait did you see my one about chacos no what'd it say she's a 10 but she leaves you for a guy in chacos hey so i heard you're a toe loop guy now no i'm not i'm not a toe loop guy i feel like toe loop guys are like serious chaco guys like it's like next level chaco guy i'm still kind of entry level but there are guys who are like in the game and they they get that they get that toe right in there everyone knows that if you're a toe loop guy you can't wear socks with your chacos unless you got those individual toe socks, which actually you have several pairs of those. That's a good point. Oh, dude, Will, I think this is going to put it over the top.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I kind of wish that like- Tweets fine. Hey, do you mind screenshotting it and posting it on Scaries? Yeah. Here, let's just screenshot this and post it everywhere. As an individual post, though, not as a story.

A hard post. Yeah, hard post. Yeah, we'll hard post this. Not a semi-post. Stop. Right post this right right right i don't hate that we're doing semi-content max blood flow on this post we got to give this thing second life i'm sorry so we we posted a little teaser video of the boat video we're about to launch or post however you want to say it a lot of people were saying the wheel was giving off npc vibes i don not sure what that means please dude i'm the least npc person there is you're very npc no in terms of the office if i had to do an office ranking of npcs right now it goes obby randy i don't know maybe abom dude he's he's got a npc kind of npc yeah obby's definitely the top npc though i like that obby just has to

sit he didn't have a mic he's in the though. I like that Obby just has to sit. He doesn't have a mic. He's in the other room. Yeah. He just has to sit there and nod. Obby's NPC of the week. Jeez. That's very cool.

I mean, it's Monday. Yeah, well, he... He came in that hard. He set a strong tone earlier. He was that non-playable when he walked in. Yes. Exactly. Yeah, we had an old person moment in the studio today

because Abhi referred to somebody as an NPC and Dave and I just looked at each other from across our decks and we're like, what, do you know what that means? What does that mean? Then he straight up said, this is an old guy moment that y'all don't know what this means.

Yeah, thanks for pointing that out, dude. Neither of us knew what it meant. I think we should have the interns come up with a list of like Gen Z slang and they quiz us on it on Wednesday. Ask a Chugi podcast host yeah they know what this means chugi.com and i don't know it was it was weird when he said that because the vibe was kind of bussing in here and he hit me with that i was like dude dude he's always giving npc for real I was like, dude.

Dude, he's always giving NPC. For real. This video is going to be fun, though. And let me just note this. This was pre-Florida, so this is pre-hot summer day. Yeah, we don't shame anybody for this video, just to be clear. No shaming out there. Yeah, tarps were off during this. Yeah, your boy's dad bod is on full display, and I'm standing my dad bod.

You're just all rocking jeans covered in piss. Keep it to yourself. And Lakewater. Do you think Brett's ever going to wear those jeans again, just knowing that I've peed in them numerous times? I don't know, man. He's got to think about it. Every time he puts them on, he's got to think about it. Will's already peed in them.

Yeah, if he wears them out, I'm sure. I like your jeans, dude. Those are nice. I know he's going loco in the Rothy's this morning as am i oh he sure is dude they're calling me double dribble out there because you're just leaking everywhere all in his jeans hey that's actually pretty gross tomorrow's on patreon we're also doing uh randy's game show he just has dylan how tall he is so i don't know what that's gonna do but i think i'm gonna get that answer right you know you're up to something who i bet he's gonna ask us to convert our heights into the to metric centimeters okay i'm gonna

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entire order dylan what'd you get into thank you will uh kind of we can kind of start it on thursday as we talked about already last week um we played golf you weren't here will you're out of town i played golf with davey yeah it's cool that you guys always like have fun like on the afternoons when i'm out of town davey brett and intern kleiner what'd you shoot i shot an 83 man did you put out everything yeah i mean i was did you put out everything we may have giveable pugs oh if you're playing with you were playing with klein so you you guys were sweeping like five footers away. Klein does that. What?

I want a Stanley Cup last night. That's how you're going to treat me? And that was fun, man. Fuck the avalanche. It was wildly hot outside, but it was fun. You guys are classy. You guys wore collared shirts to lions

uh well i popped my collar i rocked 10 000 shorts too though i left the sun no chance of getting to me i wore my sun hat pop collar and i screened up on all bare skin dude after we hung out the roback guys the other day i went into my closet to to get some more roback stuff out and i found my sun hat from them unbelievable it's a good you gotta re-up dude you gotta you gotta make the transition over to their son hat oh like backer 20 for 20 off you facts okay um friday we went to a little kid's birthday party that was cool the kids had a good time urban air out in b cave that one of those places that you like fake skydive they have the the skydive tube but the kids were too little for that i think did you do it why did you have a little zip line they had like the

little trampoline park they had a you could like dunk on on basketball rims um like you know is that the place where parks had his birthday that dave and i didn't get invited to no oh okay no different one just a different one is it true that you didn't invite us to that because you didn't want us dunking on you? It'd be weird if I invited my adult friends to someone else's kid's birthday party. You know what I mean? So, no, that's not why. I have the authority to sound invitations, David.

Just let us go to your other friend's kid's birthday party. We would have brought a gift. Yeah. Anyway. I would have gotten him like a Rubik's Cube or I got him a double XL wash t-shirt oh that reminds me Fritz's birthday present

finally came in he's waiting for it yeah it's at our house I need a don't have to wrap it can I just give it to you you absolutely one the invitation said

no gifts Brittany wants me two you don't have to wrap it Brittany wants me to wrap it I'm like we don't have like little kid birthday wrapping paper you trying to get my

you trying to get my son paper cuts what's your problem we have christmas wrapping paper it's like come on anyway i'm just gonna bring it up here let them know what it's from just drop it by yeah you live like down the block from me okay just like drop it at the crib uncle d's right over there is it is it a d's gonna come through is it a moped it's a harley davison actually but it's like a kid version of it fritz actually i said something i said i was like hey fritz uh dylan's gonna come over uh with your gift soon he was like oh really uncle d and i said yeah d's nuts really yeah

dude everything is d's nuts these days wow he won't stop saying it first name d last name is nuts sure D last name is nuts. Sure. Saturday. Oh gosh. What'd I do Saturday? I don't know. You got kicked out of a bar. I got kicked out of a bar Saturday.

That's facts. Yeah. Went to dinner with Bay. Beat my record. I thought I was going to be the last member of this show to get kicked out of a bar. I'll get kicked out of one. I'll get kicked out of one this year based on how I've been going this year. The pork enchiladas at Fana San Miguel.

Oh, my gosh. Try them. You've never had them. You say pork enchiladas? Pork. With Suiza. I have my order there. I have my order there, and I'm good with it.

Well, you need to change it. You need to change it. So then I went out with some friends, my high school buddies, and we got kicked out of a bar. uh went to a a bar on the east side first called nickel city and they sell these little short uh miller high life bottles champagne and beer seven ounces little guys they're cute as fuck honestly they're really cute i love cute beers that's why we got them well too cute apparently uh what my friend michael he was so attached to this cute little bottle that he brought it from one bar to another there's seven

ounces at most right seven ounces and he was he held on to this thing for bottle that he brought it from one bar to another. It's seven ounces at most, right? Seven ounces. And he held onto this thing for a good half hour. Like, just drink it. I've never nursed a seven ounce beer. Take you six seconds. Yeah. Like, just don't bring your seven ounce beer to a second location.

Part of the allure of the small bottle is it's just poundable. So we go to this karaoke bar in North Austin. And Michael brought this little cute beer bottle in. And we're there for half an hour. And we're spending money. in North Austin and Michael brought this little, this little cute beer bottle in and we're there for half an hour and we're spending money. We're, my buddy does a Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC karaoke song, crushed it. We're sitting there having a good time. Like I said, spending money, bothering nobody.

This woman comes up, she picks up a bottle from our table. They finally found it. She says, y'all gotta get the fuck outta here. Just yelling at us. Like, oh my God. Was her name Anita? Right, it might've been Anita. She's yelling at us.

We're like, where's the fire? Like, what's going on here? This bouncer then runs up and he was looking for a fight. I think they don't get much action up there. And they were like, all right, this is my chance to like really step up. Could y'all have all collectively taken him? He was not a big fella, to put it.

Tiny Earl King? He was small. I mean, he was probably kind of thick, but he was a little guy. And yeah, this crew is not exactly the throw down kind of crew. You've met these guys. You never know with Eugene. This is a dangerous night's crew. This is a dangerous night's crew. Eugene's just throwing haymakers if we were to get I heard he goosed

the bouncer if we were to get into a fight with um you know another group of the same number of people we probably are gonna lose anyway this guy was like y'all gotta get the fuck out of here and he was just yelling at our faces Michael was like why are you yelling at us he's like I fucking can. And just throws us out of this place. We're out in the parking lot, like, arms up. Like, what just happened? Bye-bye.

We brought two ounces of beer in, and they act like we were terrorists or something. Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me. Why are you yelling? We're bothering nobody. I heard you guys were dumping seven-ounce beers on your steaks. Like, we had probably spent 200 bucks there already. Semi-sloppy?

This bar probably needed the business, if I'm being honest. It was just a weird scene. Well, yeah, they needed your business, and you were bringing in outside drinks, so you weren't buying from them, asshole. We brought in two ounces of Miller High Life. I'm going to have a meet-up there. Let's have a meet-up.

B-Y-O-B. I understand it seems like an excessive reaction but like who who in in this age is bringing going bar to bar with bringing just holding on to the beer he he just wanted a novelty see if he could get away with a seven ounce beer yeah also jared also did drop the mic after his performance which may may have contributed to us being thrown out that's not a good move for a karaoke bar the lady got on this loudspeaker she's like please don't drop our mics that's literally like the one thing you shouldn't do when you're doing karaoke you know that's not going to go well yeah well unless you're micah who who went against covet protocols

what by sprinting through the crowd singing his song that was an overreaction micah also hangs the mic off his off his elbow. He does. Mike has got some Mick Jagger moves. Some might say moves like Jagger. It's a Siggy move. Sunday, family day. It's kind of chilled. Didn't do a whole lot. It was great. And that concludes my weekend in fun. Thank you.

D-Man. My computer screen went dark. I don't know what happened there. Your notes from the weekend have disappeared. Did you write your weekend down on your computer? No weekend's pretty uh pretty simple i went to dinner with my wife on friday night nice nice dinner good times uh saturday felt woke up and uh didn't feel great my tummy was having some issues and yeah my diverticulitis flared up. So I spent all of Saturday drinking aloe vera juice, probiotics and not eating food and bone and but eating bone broth.

So I fasted Saturday and let me tell you, I was basically hangry from about 11 a.m. through 1030 p.m. I was in a bad mood. Saturday is itm. through 10.30 p.m. I was in a bad mood. Saturday's are for the biome. It was not fun, but I think I kicked it. It wasn't as bad as the first time I had it, but I got scared because that was a beating. I don't want to do antibiotics and do some probiotics.

I think it's all the Q I've been eating. You have been kind of going hard on Q lately. I think the Q is, I think I need to calm down on the red meat. Do you want to do a vegetarian week with me? I'll do it with you. No, I don't. I'm too close for me to switch into guns,

aka poultry and fish. I'll meal prep for you. I've been flirting with the idea of doing a cleanse. Shut up. Do you know what I want to do on with me? Cleanse Dylan sounds so grumpy. Those are kind of bullshit. I got to do it over the weekend though

or else I'm going to get like just super grumpy. I don't want to be around you for your cleanse. No offense. If you're anything like me. Do it this weekend. If you're anything like me, you're going to be miserable. And I know you are because I've seen you hangry. I do not like to be hungry.

No, I don't like being around you when you're hungry. No one does. I hit that juice cleanse during my COVID streak. Not the move. Did you shed some LBs? Yeah, from COVID. Oh. You hear about this COVID stuff?

No. Remember I told you why it was called COVID-19 and y'all thought I was a total dumbass, even though I was right the whole time? No. It was like two years ago. Because it was discovered in 2019. Y'all were like, oh, it's a 19th variant. I'm like, no, that's not what it means. Randy was like shaking his head at me.

And then finally I was like, look, you idiots. And I was the smartest person in the room once again. I heard it was named after Steve Eisenman. Is he number 19? No, I'm just making a joke about a player that's not number 19. God damn it, Dylan. Sorry. It's your problem.

I don't think I have a problem. What did I do yesterday? Yesterday was just relax and just peep the travelers. Just see the Zan man do it. That was a tough scene. Did he win? Yeah, because- Did he celebrate with his dad, Micah?

They didn't show his dad. Micah, I don't know if he was there. I was looking for him. I'm so out on Xander. He stinks, baby. He's so deliberate and slow. He's also live adjacent right now. Well, yeah, just go.

His dad's so much cooler than he is, which I guess maybe that's how it's supposed to be. But come dude you're just getting pumped getting body bagged by daddy his daddy not mine aka michael weiner weiner i did i did but i did eat solid foods yesterday normal meals bland albeit but good went to the gym everything my hamstrings are killing me, as I was telling you, Dylan. Might need you to... Will, did you bring the gun today? I'll rub you down. No. No, dude.

I don't know if I can bring the Theragun back in. He got abused. Well, like, Brett just turned into his Theragun. He was keeping it at his desk, walking around with it, just being cocky with it. He was very selfish. He was down pretty bad. He's having the shoulder and neck issue. Yeah, but you can't take another man's

stare. Did you guys see he went to the range and found something? Swing looked good. I slowed it down. I was doing the pause thing and he's in really good position there. Every month he comes in here with a new initiative with his golf swing. I did not play well Friday, man. He's been on a swing journey since COVID started. I haven't played well

this year. I'm not exaggerating. I struck the ball well on Thursday. I heard. I really did. It's one of those rounds that I guess you can count, but the greens were so bumpy and I'd been punched two weeks ago or something. You feel bad about scoring that, so I'm kind of glad I didn't score. But 88 with as poorly as I hit the ball, I'm pretty happy with. At one point, one of my putts got about nine inches of air. They were just launching. Just from bumping. They were like, you know, the little tiny little mounds of dirt that some bug puts together?

They're just all over the green. Some bug puts together. They're just ramping off of them. Yeah. Just hitting misty flips off of it, going right into the hole. Yeah. Lion's greens suck. Yeah.

We had fun though. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Muni. It was hot out there man you know where's you know it's really hot washington dc it's sweaty as hell temperature wise or like political climate wise all the above okay all the above yeah if you choose to go to dc don't do it at a time when a historic decision from the supreme court comes down kind of ruins your plans a little bit supposed to go to supreme court on friday did it actually get a little

yeah we didn't we absolutely did not go to the supreme court on friday that we were supposed to i thought y'all did maybe it was your your sister-in-law who went by there maybe yeah we uh we were supposed to go take a tour on friday but uh obviously the decision uh caused us not to so very cool um and then uh but yeah we went to dc uh we knocked out some of the big monuments i got to go i saw the washington monument world war ii memorial lincoln memorial loki thought lincoln was gonna be bigger damn front street lincoln that being said it was my favorite thing that we saw did you go to fort theater like i told you to nah have you been to fort theater the line was huge it's sick was it really no i didn't we didn't we didn't have a lot of time we did it during it we wanted to bring the little man and uh during his nap window there wasn't a lot of time so we had to be very efficient i went to dcu when i was

i think 13 so it's not fresh in the memory, but I remember being like very, you know, impressed and just, I was surprised. Did you ride the Metro? No, did nothing.

None of that. I was very surprised by, uh, actually how small the protest was outside of the Supreme court. If I'm being honest, should have been bigger. Yeah. But did you go to the Peking?

We'll see you in November. No, uh, the one restaurant that we went to, to uh was recommended to me by numerous backers and i have to say i have never had a recommendation pan out like this recommendation we went to a late diplomat it's a very famous restaurant in washington dc a lot of people reached out saying if you go one place go there and we went there for lunch. It was absolutely incredible. The Diplomat?

Yeah. Cool name. Les Dip, as they call it. Because when I dip, you dip. Les Dip. Right. Put my hand up on your hip. Right.

I mashed that seafood platter button. I mashed that micro brew button. This dude. You just say you ordered it. And then I finally mashed that beef bourguignon button seafood platter or tower is on a menu this dude will order it that's the thing about him i'm a tuna tower guy really just a tower of tuna yep just big old bill parcells i think i wrote that at disney world one time tower of tuna remember the tower of terror i feel like it

was on every disney show for a while. They were just really pumping that, so when you went there, you'd beg your parents to go on it. I don't do those kind of rides. I strictly do Epcot. Really? I do ones that are slow and on the ground, because I'm just too scared.

You're a teacup guy? I'm a teacup guy. You probably couldn't even handle two Gs. Well, put me in a jet. I'll go nine. I've always been more of a triple G guy. I'll match that 9g on them canelo triple g september you're getting that one there you go plan accordingly

is there is there a place you could go to to test your like your g um what's the word i'm looking for here yeah your body's tolerance to g yeah yeah there's a i saw a place down the street that does it it's called the g unit you gotta tolerance to g's yeah yeah there's a i saw a place down the street that does it it's called the g unit you gotta throw some g's on that bitch i'm just interested you know like it'd be a fun video if we all went in there like dave passes out at like 1.2 g's now i'm in there pushing seven i know i know the secret i know the secret to flex your whole body right what if you don't what if you don't have flex i think you know secret to flex your whole body right what if you don't know what if you don't have flex i think you know how to flex that's what fritz looks like that's what fritz looks like

when he's pooping yeah he's doing he's training for the g the g tolerance test uh don't don't laugh at it by the way to all the new parents out there don't laugh at your baby's poop face too much because then they will just do it like because they want to make you laugh and then you're like okay did you poop or not and you got to do the butt smell you know the butt smell is pick them up you're in a public it's where you smell their butt just like oh yeah yeah there's something in there see you in 20 minutes smelling butts my son doesn't wear diapers anymore thankfully where did y'all stay were you in arlington well part of alexandria alexandria yeah yeah staying with my friends great house made uh my friend made some absolutely fire pasta salad we were just mashing that all weekend

and then uh salad yeah saw saw a couple uh friends from my hometown it was really nice to catch up nice little refreshing weekend yeah you guys hear about this fitbot stuff have i yeah i'm probably to my mugs i'm probably gonna have to dip into the fitbot app after this mugsie video drops today no no you know sunscreen's great but there are burns that are good for you like the kind you get after a good workout not me yeah i do know what you mean yeah summer's the time to let loose baby but enjoying some extra r&r doesn't have to mean undoing the progress you've made on your fitness it's time to get the fit bod smart workout app that gives you custom tailored workouts that you need to keep the burn going all summer wherever you go no aloe required unless your diver tick flares up dave you're allowed to drink that thanks i got you

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We got a huge fucking python in the news, my man. What's this python's problem? Why is it so big? Dude, he's a chonky boy. You know, a python will grow forever and become infinite in size should they be in a lab or whatever. Just like an alligator, right? Oh, like an alligator.

Yeah. Thank you, Dave. I'm glad you remembered that fun fact. Yeah. I thought it was a crocodile. Whatever. I've never understood why they say that things are in a vacuum because it seems like a vacuum would stunt your growth. It'd be so loud in there.

Yeah. It'd be really annoying spinning around and shit. Dave vacuumed in here the other day. I did. That vacuum's pretty solid. What sucks better, the vacuum that Dylan brought in or me when I'm at a gas tank? That's a toss up. They were calling you Dyson back in the day.

Really? Yeah. Hoover. My Hoover. We got to do something with that peaky clip. Yeah, we do. Is that from the most recent season? No, it's

an older one it's really great no sucking petrol dude sucks petrol all the time dude you can't catch me sucking petrol at a peaky blinders wedding no cocaine god peaky was good man no cocaine okay adam can we get a photo tossed up of this python for the people at home? I mean, this is a big boy python. That's not a semi. That's a big boy. This python is nearly 18 feet long and weighs a whopping 215 pounds. How much are they supposed to weigh?

Okay. Adult female pythons average three to five feet long, and an average male ball python averages two to three feet in size. This is a Burmese python. Burmese? They're from Burma. They're from Burmia. From Burmia. Really? Okay. So these things can go up to about 10 to 16 feet.

So according to this article, they consider anything over 100 pounds to be a big, quote-unquote, python. This one's 250. So that's just to put things in a perspective a bit. This is a big, I think it's a girl, like female. We were trying to find some photos of this python so we could put it up on the YouTube, youtube.com slash washmedia. And Dylan said that we could just check my girl's DMs. I did, yeah. Excuse me, sir. So this photo, the python is just like

sitting atop a little island in a kitchen not a kitchen but in like this little lab and i'm don't i still don't know if this thing's alive or dead in this photo dude i think it's alive i think it's alive but it's just it's just chilling there these guys are just standing around actually i think it's dead because when they said when they found it, they had to wrangle it. And it was pretty aggressive. It fought. They fought with it. This thing is either – it could be under what you want to call it.

Anesthesia? Yeah. It could be doped up. Did you guys ever have that? Like when you were little kids and you'd go to like a nature center and they would just have like a giant python that they'd let you hold? Yeah. I never enjoyed it so my um my the first elementary school i went to it was it's called galette here in austin and they the principal or someone like closely affiliated with the school

like had a little farm we had animals there all the time at the school and there was a a uh i think it was a python but a very massive snake at our school it was kind of weird just kept in a little aquarium thing in terms of people owning pets what is okay stand mute cancel pets edition you gotta throw bird in there okay oh yeah i was gonna say bird snake lizard spider oh like buzzes dude what did kevin's dad do for a living how did they afford that house and how is he gonna send the entire family to france yeah taking like 20 people to paris like that's not cheap um here's the thing about a bird man uh a lot of these birds they live they will outlive you so when you commit to owning a bird that's a lifelong companion i'm saying birds are companions so you want bird? That's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying like that's... Snake, spider, bird. What are you doing? It'd be nice if like you're on a bird for like a little bit. It's like, all right, well. Or you could just let them out and let it fly away. I'm like a bird. I'll only fly away.

I'm like a bird. Why'd you do that, dude? I'll only fly away. You knew he was going to start. I really did. I honestly am surprised you didn't know that song. I'm like a bird. Can you tell me who sings that song?

Is it Natalie Imbruglia? No. No, it's Nelly Furtado, dude. Damn it. You're in the ballpark? Is that a real person that I just said? Yeah. Natalie Imbruglia.

She did Torn. Nothing was right. She was torn. She's all out of faith. That's how she feels. Sing that one. How's that one go? That song is such a powerhouse.

How does Torn go? I'm not. We've already isolated a number of listeners. I'm like a bird. Dude, that's how she feels that song is such a power how does torn i'm not we've already isolated a number of of lists i'm like a bird that would be a good karaoke song tell me everyone wouldn't chime in with torn i hate that song like a python it's just so like i don't know i don't know a girl in our high school did it for the talent show and i thought she did a really good job but everyone like everyone kind of made fun of it and I felt really bad the entire time. So now I have a weird relationship with this song.

You're torn. Yeah. Nothing's right. How does torn go? I'm all out of... Oh, fuck me. No, don't do that, Dave. Don't let him have it.

Can we talk about this snake? Dylan's avoiding the question. The record-breaking snake was tracked using a male scout snake named Dionysus, who biologists say was attracted to the larger snake like a magnet. Well, yeah, dude. You see the length of this snake? He was trying to get it?

Yeah, he wanted it all 18 feet. His shoe's 18 feet long. Hunter and Klon and my wife are just texting back and forth on a thread that I'm in, and I don't know what's going on here. They can't stop texting. I don't care. I'm clearly not in there either. Cool, man.

Cancel. Why would anyone ever want to own a spider? Tarantula? Why? I'd rather have a tarantula than a bird. You just feed it and keep it alive, And that's the only enjoyment you get. I believe a bird is more intelligent. So I feel like it's...

I would feel more odd having the bird. Because it's in a cage, right? No one just has their bird out, right? Do bird people like... You let it fly around the crib a little bit. Why would you let it fly around the crib though? What if it poops on your couch? You should because it's a bird and that's what it does.

But it still seems... I don't know. Just don't have anything. Be normal. Get a dog or a cat. Or an iguana. I think iguanas are cool. No, they smell, man.

They smell? Yeah. Iguanas? Yeah, they stink up the place. Or just like any lizard, really. They just eat so much lettuce. Actually, that'd be good for like, you know, you know how you like never use all the lettuce in your fridge?

If you just had a snake that just sits there. I could use a little bit more lettuce. Brother, take off your hat. No. Why? Take off your shirt. You want me to? I can't wait to jersey swap with this meetup.

I will. Jersey's pythons. Stop. Don't squeeze my perfectly tight arms. If I go to that meetup and I leave in the same shirt I showed up in, I will be very upset.

Someone's going to rent a python and bring it to the meetup. Please don't. It's going to be the new camel. Pythons are the new camel. I'll drive back to Austin. Dylan's just walking around like Britney Spears.

I'll drive back to Austin. The VMAs. That was hot. I'll be dressed in the the flight attendant outfit I think you should dress as I think you should dress in your Halloween costume

for uh the meetup we're all just gonna dress like different versions of Britney Spears correct correct weird bit

it's a bit nonetheless I think you should go as Armand to the meetup I'll be wearing a rowback performance polo backer 20 for everyone out there and I will be jersey swapping it with somebody

can you imagine the pit stains in that tan jacket in a Houston meetup nothing's more depressing than seeing a dude at a midsummer Texas wedding with pit stains on his jacket I had that after your ceremony should have worn the mizzen bro

I aired out my suit on the way to the reception oh you matched that linen button didn't you yeah okay why how can't you summer i don't really get linen i don't get it it's linen people talk about how it's so breathable and like it's a heavy heavy material no but it's breathable i don't know what kind of you're probably wearing that fake shit and you can't not you probably got that discount rag linen it's always wrinkled always you can't unwrinkle linen just perma wrinkle dude do you own a steamer you okay steam it you put it on in seven seconds later it's already wrinkled again doing something that you're not realizing is that the burmese python is an invasive species that threatens native wildlife populations and that's why don't even get me started on invasive don't eat your dog yeah dude will you're the sole reason for zebra mussels and please dude stop here stop

dude i was we were nice enough to to hire you and you just bring all your muscles down here dude what's up with that asian carp do muscle beach over here get asian carp out of my great lakes is that a thing? Yeah. Have you ever seen it, dude? I've never been there. Dude, if you ever want to get your mind blown, Google Asian carp. I think that's what they're called.

Are they big boys? Dude, they just jump out of the water into your boat. Asian carp. They can knock you out. Mama said knock you out. No. Oh, they do jump. Holy shit. Yeah, Dylan, you think I was messing around?

Is this a real picture? I did, actually, yeah. Hold on. Is that a real picture? I did, actually, yeah. Hold on. Is that a real picture? Absolutely. And they jump when you're driving your boat, because like the motion. And so when you're just cruising, they'll just be jumping behind you. Man, crisscross will make you jump, jump too.

Dude, don't try to make light of invasive species in my home lake. You think it's a joke? You think Asian carp invading the Great Lakes is funny? Is that funny to you? I mean, I don't know much about much about it so at this point i'm going to claim just ignorance but it's potentially unfunny it's not very funny dylan it's potentially not funny you know what else you do you should do what they did at yellowstone and reintroduce the gray wolf and then uh watch how everything changes how tight would it be weeks how tight would it be if just gray wolves were just swimming around Lake Michigan eating carp all the time? There's blood all over.

Is there any? This is a dummy question. Surely along some portion of Lake Michigan, there's a bear. There's bear situations. Yeah, we got bears. Okay. Can they go? I know it's not like they're waiting in the river for salmon, but can they not go out there and just.

I think the issue is that Lake Michigan is very large. It's about the size of a small ocean. Do they hunt along the shoreline? I don't know. We don't see very many bears. Look at that. Yeah. Look at those carp, dude.

Dude, don't mess around with these things. What's their problem? Just stay in the water. It's an actual thing that they will jump out of the water when you're driving your boat, and they jump out with such speed that they can hit you in the head and knock you out mama said knock you ll cool jay man you gotta stop referencing i'm gonna knock you out i really am do you guys remember the doing it video

by l cool jay ladies love cool james oh yeah that thing that thing kick-started by puberty doing it doing it doing it well that one yeah he sounds better doing it so i'm an acl weird show because it was during the day i was like i need to see this at night yeah there's a lot of shows like that what's weird is that his head is like a shark's fin remember deep blue sea terrible movie kind of deepest truth it's like a shark's fin saw it in theaters i think i did too to see it and it was just pure ass we should do it for the stream room yeah we should we should do that in the past he was pretty sick with it though back in the day do we have breaking benefit news can i do you mind no i don't know what this is we'll hit the button is this from dumois no this is per tmz it's actually from the health post but fuck it i don't care headlines headlines

we're gonna do some original headlines dude that sounds great headlines dylan uh ben affleck's 10 year old son drives lamborghini rental car into parked car was it bijan robinson's does he have a lambo yeah he's sponsored by lambo he got an nil deal with lambo dude he's pushing a lambo through the streets right ben affleck's 10 year old son samuel got in deep water after appearing to drive a rental lamborghini into a parked car viral video shared by tmz there you go don't show the actor letting his son get behind the wheel of the revved up supercar with jennifer lopez sitting in the back somehow it went into reverse i bet i have an idea how it went into reverse it was a fucking 10 year old driving it yeah maybe just don't let your 10 year old drive car it made light contact with the bmw do you let parks drive cars yeah has he driven anything a lambo has he does he do when you're out at the ranch you guys have that

like thing yeah you ever let him drive that? Is he tall enough? He'll sit on his old man's lap, and he'll do the steering wheel. I'll do the pedals. Daddy, let me drive. There it is. She thinks my tractor's sexy. Daddy, let me drive. No, I don't let Parks drive my vehicle anymore.

I loaned him my car. He said he had to go out to north austin to pick something up don't know what anyway check tiktok he's just ghostwriting had like 10 million views dude he took he took he borrowed my car recently and i i told him i was like hey it's pretty low on gas can you go fill it up and he said yeah what kind of fuel does it take and i was like i was like oh it takes like the supreme stuff or whatever and he was like i thought it took d's oh and i was like what and he said these nuts everything is these nuts these days with this kid it's gone to his head man yeah he's pretty funny man

i thought you said he came back with supreme like clothing i thought we were doing a vape or some kind of yeah street wear no it's just everything with parks is these nuts these days what do you call um the people who dress like that hypebeast hypebeast what a stupid word that is a hypebeast he likes he's such a hype fan that he's a beast sound like such an npc right now yeah you got major npc vibes having to ask that question hypebeast what the hell what this generation man these kids you can't even look at adam when you say it you're talking about him he's got adam is kind of a hype beast no he's not yeah no he's not dude no he's not adam is not a hype beast no adam's adam's cool adam he's not

a hype beast at all all right don't put you can be cool and be a hype beast yeah but adam's adam's cool and not a hype beast. Yeah, but Adam's cool and not a hype beast. Remember this, Adam. Photos showed Affleck having an animated conversation with employees and comforting Samuel with a hug as Lopez seemingly typed on her phone. Everybody's just looking at their phones these days. Like, hey, why don't you live a little bit? Be in the moment. No phones, just vibes.

Right. Not a phone in sight. Everybody's fine though, so. Really? The reverse into a BMW and no one got hurt? I did witness a car accident in D.C. on a walk. Anybody okay?

Yeah. It was a little freaky though. Let me guess. You were visiting uh congress because that's what it feels like yeah no that's more of a train wreck if you know what i mean fuckers no i was taking a walk and suddenly i heard this loud bang breen wasn't there and uh yeah puts it in This dude in his van just absolutely smoked this old woman's car. Ooh.

Is she okay? Yeah, dude, she walked it off. We didn't know what to do because nobody was out there. And so Sally approached and was like, is everybody okay? Was it her fault? You were just recording, weren't you? Yeah, I was like, we're all done. We're all done.

Really? Everyone is okay. She walked it off. The old lady got out of the car. I couldn't believe it. So it's not your typical old bag of bones, it sounds like. She's like, I like to live on the edge. Secret to living life is to get in one car every day.

I like to run stop signs because it makes me feel alive. Did she run a stop sign? She might have run a stop sign. How old are we talking? Old folks, man. Old. Old folks and they're driving, Dave. As I said to Sally, the way that her car got hit,

she could have easily done something to that hip and we would have seen the last of old Mabel. What kind of car was it? Hers looked like it'd be maybe a Honda Civic. Her name was Mabel? I don't know. They're very reliable vehicles, those Honda Civics. They'll run forever.

They actually drive. They don't run. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Unless... Never mind. they actually drive they don't run oh okay unless uh never mind you know you know what you guys should run to true bill baby oh yeah can you guys start calling me bill so that like when when i say something dope you guys are like that's true

bill i'm wondering if you ever considered we're not gonna do that if you've ever considered bill or billy if i ever go, you guys can call me Bill. Or Billy DeVries. That'd be kind of sick. Dude, what's up with these free trials? Not a fan of them. They renew without your consent. It's really annoying.

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Dude, people were like, where's the lentil content lately? We're really doing lentil content again. This content is lentil. Sounds like mental. It's mental. You guys heard of this Daily Harvest company? It's lentil content again this content is lentil uh sounds like mental it's mental you guys heard this daily harvest company is lentil they harvest daily they've never sponsored this podcast no and if they did we would stop because they're just they're hurting people out here i wonder why they're doing shit like this so they were sending out these lentil things i don't even know what they really were uh it's like i mean dylan can you explain

what a lentil is it's a legume oh my legume oh it seems elizabeth holmes has joined us i started there it's a multiverse elizabeth holmes so daily harvest sends out these lentil packs and a bunch of people started reporting that they were having severe stomach pain itching dark urine fatigue elevated levels of liver enzymes, all the above. Great source of protein, by the way. Lentils. Really? Yeah.

You didn't even know what a lentil was like two weeks ago. It's a legume, dumbass. You legit didn't know what it was. It's a great source of protein. So all these people were just down bad because of these lentils. And do you know how they handled this? They sent them to the lentil institution? Did they send everybody a free mouse pad that's good oh god good they posted a they posted a photo on their instagram page of a different

food product from the company and then they did a link in bio post explaining that people are like getting like kidneys removed because of these fucking lentils. And everybody was like, maybe you should be a little more blatant about this because like I currently have this in my kitchen. Please post something else. And now they have gone on record. I think Daily Harvest goes out of business. People get in there like, hold on, let me see. Let me see the actual injuries people are sustaining here.

Well, the liver stuff sounds pretty serious. Yeah, it's not great. Liver is a vital organ one oh i agree yeah you need them lentil ben over here my name's not even been two green jackets not back-to-back years though like you thought originally i definitely they were like 12 years apart i weren't they? I said that mistakenly. We'd know if he was back-to-back. Like Jordan 96, 97? Didn't Marco Mira go back-to-back? Did he just win two majors in a row or something?

Maybe that. He didn't win two green jackets back-to-back. Noted Harbor Springs, Michigan visitor. Wow. He's been there. You claim him? No, he keeps his golf bag in the back room. That's cool. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, that's really cool cool i grabbed one of the irons out one time and one of the uh

one of the cart guys yelled at me don't touch that wow marco mera seven iron yeah whoa holy shit i'm gonna holy shit i'm gonna crush this seven iron Crushed his 7-iron. Marco Mera. Are you scared to eat lentils now? What's the problem? No, I don't think I eat lentils. Tell me about the toxicity of our lentils. In our city? Dylan can't sing that one.

No. Thank God. In our city. What? Didn't. Never mind. Wake up. What happened here?

Dude, people are getting shit removed from their bodies okay but why it says in a social media post luke wesley pearson a vegan health and lifestyle influencer influencer said he was hospitalized with severe abdominal pain and had to have his gallbladder removed after eating the crumbles don't eat your lentil crumbles what what is it what does a gallbladder do the gall of that bladder what does a gallbladder do? The gall of that bladder. What does a gallbladder do? No one knows, man.

That's the thing about it. I know what a bladder does. Brother, you and me both. A gallbladder. Everyone knows that, dude. Your gallbladder is part of your digestive system. Its main function is to store bile. And bile helps your digestive system break down fats.

Gross. Bile is a mixture of cholesterol, bilirubin, and bile salts. Who's bilirubin? Bilirubin here! And I've got an amazing product here! Come on down, bilirubin Ford! What the hell?

Rest in peace, Billy Mays. Did you do that all the time? Because a Billy Rubin's a big thing when you have a newborn. I don't know. No. It's a big... What? I never heard that before.

No. It sounded like someone that my dad plays golf with. Is that one of the peakies? Billy Rubin's going to go down and talk to Tom. Did you guys hear Billy Rubin shot a 79 the other day it's like a generic dude what is a billy will now you gotta explain this i don't know what you're talking i think it has to do with when like babies get uh jaundice okay you know how like babies get jaundice like when fritz fritz very common he was hella jaundice when we brought him home from the hospital and we i think we had to do something with his billy rubin levels or

something and so we had to put him he had to be strapped to one of those light up beds the entire time kind of a vibe honestly it kind of looks like we just had a tanning bed for our little dude he had a sick little tan after that yeah he was like yeah can i put like a decal on my thigh so i get like a cool tan line i was like dude, dude, you're four days old. How do you know about this? You give a little Playboy bunny on his head? I think what Will's referring to is the yellowish pigment that is made during the normal breakdown of red blood cells. Everybody knows what John is saying.

Yeah, that's facts. Billy Rubin passes through the liver and eventually excreted out of the body. Higher than normal levels of Billy Rubin may indicate different types of liver. They got to change the name. Yeah. Now Billy Rubin is just some guy. It's a guy

your dad plays cards with after... Come on. No, dude. It's the Ford dealership where you're just getting absolutely shelled on the warranty. Hey, I'm going to take this back to my manager and see if I can agree to those terms. I got him i won manager's

billy and then billy rubin dude i'm kind of low-key on like whip watch trying to see what i'm going to scoop next really dude you can see my my lease is just running out are you going to billy rubin ford yeah i think i'm gonna go to billy rubin ford i'm thinking about getting a cummins diesel what you won't get that at a turbo a ford dealer show cool i go to a Cummins diesel. What? You won't get that at a Ford dealership. Cool. I go to the Cummins dealership. You should get a Hemi. You should get a Lentil.

You should get a Hemi. I'm thinking about getting a Fiat. I'll get a Fiat. Did y'all see this other story where they actually perform surgery on a Lentil? Really? How'd they do that? Microscopic. what'd they find about a lint billy rubin i'm sorry do you guys still get lint in your belly button i feel like i only got that when i was younger no i should i bathe regularly all my shirts are like tech material now i did get kind of sunburned in my belly button recently

and it was not fun i told y'all what happened when i had some lint fall out of my belly button didn't i i probably shouldn't tell this story i don't know i already wish you i don't know if i want to know this is somehow grosser than all the poop talk i'm gonna gross you out okay i had some i had some lint in my belly button i was wearing a new cotton shirt and i didn't realize that the lint was in my belly button and i was showering and the lint got wet and it was a black t-shirt and the lint fell off and it fell onto something else in my body my private part your penis i didn't realize it was lint and i looked down and i thought i had a wart and i i i audibly screamed like oh my god and then i realized it was lint and sally was like are you okay yeah sorry that's a weird story. New game show.

Lent or genital warts? That's going to be a segment on Do You Know It, a Randy Trumbacki joint. That's like a coworker of ours. Cotton Kidney. He's told the story. He thought he acquired something, and then turns out it was just like scabies from ACL. A year it rained. Was he texting everybody being like, hey, got some bad news?

No, he legit had to send the texts. My whole friend group got scabies one time when I was like 21. Like 12 of us. Sunday scabies? It wasn't sexually transmitted. We all playing smush cock? It was like bed bug kind of us sunday scabies it wasn't it wasn't sexually transmitted we all playing smush cock it was like it was like bed bug kind of shit we weren't playing smush maybe if you guys weren't sticking your thumbs up each other butts all the time you wouldn't get the same from over goosing yeah like dude you got the goose you got the goose uh disease like i did like the whole uh like bug bomb thing in my apartment at the time it was

a whole deal man done what else before no what is a kid that we did a flea bomb when we left town and it's it was really kind of scary press it and leave yeah you press it you have to leave for like a full day really yeah it probably wasn't good to go back in the house it killed a scorpion that i did not know was living in my apartment at the time dude when i was pledging like it was like, it was one of the fucking best times of my life that I'd never want to live again. But like they just set one of those off and put us in a stairwell.

They made us huff it. Yeah. Very dangerous. I had to fucking eat one. I haven't smelled it in 30 years. I got my gallbladder taken out, dude. My uncle Billy was not impressed. Dude, brothers for life though.

Yeah. During hell week, we just drank lentils. Yeah. We made lentil smoothies. Yeah. Yeah, dude. If you're not getting your gallbladder smoothies yeah yeah dude if you're not

getting your gallbladder removed your boys like you're not real brothers hey dylan dylan hey we're brothers for life we're brothers for life like god dang no we're not dude no you are nah like i don't even like you i'm not gonna talk to you when this is all over like i wouldn't give you and i haven't like honestly i wouldn't have given you a bid, dog. I haven't wondered what he's up to. Why? Go check him out on Facebook. He's super mid, that's why. I accepted Abhi's LinkedIn invitation today.

So now I have an NPC in my network. I gave him a recommendation for golf and he had a miserable time. Abhi and I were DMing the other day and he was playing Austinin country club you guys familiar with this place very nice country club and i was like wow must be nice dude then he hit me up and said we should play lions soon i left him on red and he called me out immediately on monday last week like are you allowed to leave the intern on red i can't find this guy on instagram i thought he was your brother for life that's what he thinks you check your 23 and me maybe he's on there i'm not gonna do that no i found our first cousin on there recently really yeah i need to connect

with them i don't i've never seen the guy don't recognize the last name let's mob with him kind of weird huh should we all find like the one relative that we didn't know we had on on 23 and me and then let them guest host a pod that's weird i actually have a reason to reach out to some cousins on there but i don't really know if i want to because the spelling of my mom's last name changed and i don't really know when that happened so there's some that spell it merino me there's some that spell it merino ma and they're i don't know the i've never met these people didn't know this is a thing but they're all over my 23 and me are you related to dan maybe isotoners what this guy wants to link i mean he might want to dude first cousin that's pretty big deal Maybe. Isotoners. What if this guy wants to link?

I mean, he might want to, dude. First cousin, that's a pretty big deal. He's like, dude, I saw your viral tweet. Yeah. He's probably freaking out right now. Yeah, he's like, I saw my nephew's viral tweet. Yeah, there. Is his last name Shivs? His last name is Warren.

The guys at the Lions Pro Shop or Clubhouse, we're calling it. Our tee time was chivalry that day love that really yeah that's they kept saying it's just wild man you know what i wish i would have had yesterday when i was on the plane and i sat for 90 minutes on the tarmac a big bowl of lentils that that would have been nice they weren't serving any food or drinks at that time i honestly just wish i had a backbone you guys hear about these things oh i have the bones of their money they're sick a lot of people will wonder you know what's holding you back from the ultimate gaming experience is the hundreds of dollars it costs to get set up or maybe you're

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Have you ever been... Okay. One, Hamptons Music Festival sounds hella chill. How do you dress for a Hamptons Music Festival? Probably like you're going to a lobster bake. How do you dress? Flirty lobster cool. Yeah, flirty lobster only. I don't know. If you go to that thing and you're not on your flirtiest you're in trouble you got to think there's some uh there's some

linen it says i'm probably all wrinkled though it's definitely all wrinkled you can't people just walk around and lint in their belly button oh, oh, God, why did I hook up? Oh, no, it's just lent. No. Yeah, we're good. I don't... What bums me out is that it's not really saying in this article what song that they played together. Is it Margaritaville? Yeah, I'm looking at page six. We need to have a Tropical House version of Margaritaville. That might be the song of the summer. We don't have a song of the summer yet.

I thought Drake was going to do it on his new album turns out it's trash what the hell what happened there to be honest i've only listened to two songs on it but they sounded the exact same so i stopped yeah that was a classic i shouldn't have looked at twitter before checking out the album because by the time that thing made it to my ears my my mind was made up. Yeah. I'd seen enough. It stinks, baby. I'd seen enough of the hate. That's cool, though, man. That's good.

You know, whatever. Margaritaville is what it is. Have you ever been to a show, a concert, where they bring somebody out that blows your mind? Instead of doing- You got to pay for that? Instead of doing Molly at this thing, everyone's doing caviar bombs will actually yeah gwen stefani she brought eve out and they just blew our minds no doubt dude i was at a kid rock concert one time in in northern michigan and they brought out they brought out someone that i was not expecting. You ready for this? Can I guess?

Sure. Was it Ivanka? Trump? No. Oh. Wait, who was the concert? Kid Rock. You ever heard of this guy?

They slapped him in the back. No, he was still recovering from his gunshot wound from Walmart. What the hell was that, man? Did you hear his explanation for it? What a P. Did you hear his explanation? Yes. He said it felt like he got shot in the back. He thought he was shot.

And he said if he wasn't in better shape, he could have fallen forward and cracked his skull. Is he doing a bit? No. What the hell is he doing? All right, sorry. Who did he bring out? Can we just keep guessing, though? Run DMC.

Okay. That's sick. It was awesome. Rest in peace, Jam Master Jay. They played Tricky. It was really fun. That's the only time I've been at a concert where he brought someone out. I thought Jay-Z was going to bring someone out at ACL when he played.

Wait, you're telling me that Kid Rock didn't bring out Uncle Cracker? Actually, funny enough, Dave, guess who opened for Kid Rock that day? That makes sense. Uncle Cracker. Uncle Cracker's been riding Kid Rock's coattails for a long time. He owes Kid Rock everything. Yeah, probably. Follow me.

That song sucks. I'm sorry. A lot of Uncle Cracker songs. That's the only one I know. Does he have multiple? I'm sure he does. I think he had like a... Why am I doing this?

He's got follow me. He's got smile. You know what I'm talking about. You've heard smile. Put a smile on that face. Yeah. Joker. You know how I got this smile?

It's morphing time. You want to know how I got this scar? I went to Kygo. I ate too many lentils. I did LSD and fell. I got some bad caviar at that Hamptons. Doing a TikTok challenge with tortillas. with Jimmy Buffett. He ate too many lentils. Yeah. He did LSD and fell. Yeah. After really, Rudy Giuliani slapped him. Got some bad caviar at that Hamptons festival.

Yeah. Doing a TikTok challenge with tortillas. Yeah. I cut my face with a lobster claw. This is stupid. I've kind of bummed,

like, I know, like, Oppie's obviously like a total NPC, but he did go to the Jimmy Buffett concert concert none of us did so that makes him the frat it's one out of all of us he's definitely the same twice he's definitely the

frattest seen him twice i wish we had i wish we had a camera going for his interview i talked to him about being in a frat it was the first thing he was asked then we talked a little quinn ewers i was kind of bummed i wasn't here for the arch manning drop found out live i know i know how many how many does i know he we won't have arch chance in game one of the season against uh louisiana monroe but do you think there's going to be arch chance during the bama game when they're getting smart when they're down 30 in the first half no one no i'm gonna get season tickets just to be like an agent of chaos. No one in the right mind. Just be subverse and be like, just get those chants going

as soon as he goes three and out. Shut up, Dave. That's what I'm going to do. No one expects Texas to be that competitive in that game. I'm going to be all burnt orange-ed out, and I'm just going to be like, Boo, he is not the guy. I'm going to start the overrated chants.

He is not the guy. Oh, the right. You're telling me that Texas fans won't have some elevated idea of how the team's going to – After they smoke Louisiana Monroe, you're telling me – No, mine against Bama. No. Is there a line yet for that game?

There's got to be an early line, right? I think it's like 13 or 14, I think, which I would match the Alabama button on that one. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like there is a line. Quinn's going to be good, but let's slow down. Oh, look who's dialing it back a little bit.

Eight wins is the bar this season. That's pitiful. Well, it's not. Your last season in the Big 12, you only get eight games. They won five last season. Yeah, but Sark's got his guys now. No excuses. We'll see what happens.

No lentils for the team. That defense is still a major concern. Yeah. Remember when they trumped out those cornerback U shirts before the LSU game and then they had like 550 yards passed against them? Correct. DBU.

Whatever. They did that because LSU is the current DBU. They should roll with the NPC shirts. Yeah. That'd be a good idea. Should we do NPC shirts? I don't know if I have. I've already ruined it in one podcast.

May as well make some money on it. There's a lot of people just Googling what NPC means. If you know, you know, man. Remember that? What do you want to do for lunch? Yeah, thanks to push a t for uh having that in his uh opening song of whatever that was daytona and then every single person had it as their uh instagram story caption for the next three months probably me probably me

best album of that run not happy about it but i did it push it on anything cool lately hard to say now i'm a few weeks ago really a couple months ago is it good it's good there you go it's barrett drakes yeah i don't think it's close maybe i'll put that on my uh curation list for my spotify raft this year you should it's time to start to you know get that list together no smooth jazz if they release if they release the kygo jimmy buffett one that's going to be the top song on my list no doubt how do you not do cheeseburgers in paradise if you're kygo cheeseburger and paradise i was all right we got in it yeah that's it that's it hey it's been a fun episode everybody that's really bad july 9th Cheeseburger in paradise. Yeah, people are familiar with this song. Paradise. All right, we got to end it.

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