Circling Back - Hunk City, USA | Circling Back 7-22-26

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

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All right, we're back Wednesday morning, circling back podcast. My name is David. Welcome to the show. To everyone who found us through Cuban Daily News, welcome. Thank you for your patronage. Randall Trumbacki is our producer, and he's right over there. Hi, did. Hi.

What? I don't know. You keep on looking down. I was nothing. I was just looking at your socks. Yeah. Look at those socks. Anyways, happy to be here.

You knew I was going to. I don't know, you were, you were eye on me. You look cool to it. We were discussing at the end of yesterday's episodes. There's a lot of like ally points being deducted, all these deductions thrown around based on, if you knew here, Erlvan and his wife brought us some cookies. I am new here. I'm the baby as to backers. I don't know who Erlvan is.

And I have an update for everyone about the whole situation. situation and some ally points i think someone's getting deducted what's an alley point and how do i get one listen to yesterday's certainly back on touching base to hear about alley points okay that's not funny it's not funny that was an insulting joke and you're piggybacking on it oh god dude will came in what does the most with his limited time so earlvin cleared it up first of all he's on his honeymoon congrats and ready subscribe to uh surling back on uh the that's on of a gun he really did it so what a dog were you doubting him what a fucking dog so the cookies were measured and the dough was mixed by susan his wife and the morning earlvan woke up early to bake him for us and

package them all up it was a collabo it was a collabo effort and he said that if there's any ally points being deducted that he is going to issue three, all to Dylan for not having one, for not supporting a woman, not supporting a babybacker, and not supporting the Asian community. So you get three- You get three negative points. I love the Asian community. What is this bullshit? Women, too, man. Clip that. Come on. Clip that whole thing. Erlvan, that's so unfair. Do you ever get tired of being a sorry, son of a bitch? Ovin, listen, I'm just, I'm just a bit health conscious, man.

You're so lame. Dude, just try the, the kid made like 24 cookies. and his wife. Will had, Will even came in and had some. We'll close them down yesterday. Just take a bite of the cookie. Jesus. I can't believe the Asian community's coming at me over this.

It's not fair. Disrespectful. Listen, I'm just, I'm just a bit sugar conscious, health conscious. You know, I'm not a spring chicken. I got a baby on the way. I want to live to be an old man, you know? Just got to watch that sugar intake.

It's a silent killer, Dave. It's not that silent if you keep on talking about it. Silent killer. Just try a bite. I'm spreading awareness. Oh, God, you're spreading something. Well, thank you, Randall. You're welcome.

You already know him. Maybe you love him. Maybe you hate him. Dylan Shivery. You always act so annoyed to talk to me. Yeah, I know. You're so annoyed to talk to me. It's not even on the show.

It's just always. I know. You just wearing me out. What am I? What did I do? You just did. Just eat a bite of the cookie. Enjoy the cookie.

You want to... You forgot to do the music. I played it for 45 seconds. After I was snapping to the silence that was happening in the studio. It was a good bit. Yeah, it wasn't bad. You know, this could be a group effort. We could all just take the ox whenever we want.

No, no, no. You got the speaker. This is your ball. I would like to say. Rock. You have to read the book that Joe told us to read. I read it. I think I'm only...

You need to read it. You need to read it again. I think I'm the only one who did read it. No, I read it. It was actually, it's a good business book. I don't remember what it was called. You need to read it for context. I would like to use this platform to say,

thank you to all who have congratulated Chelsea and me on the baby. Really appreciate it. Very nice. There's a Reddit thread going on, Instagram. My favorite comment, I think, was, so we're getting a home. me 2.0 before we're getting GTA 6, which is pretty good. Pretty good. That's good.

It's pretty good. Erlvan also congratulate you in the DM. Oh, thanks, Erlvan. What a guy. Man, he hasn't even been a backup for that long. He's already just taken over the show. Good for Erlvan. He gets more player than anybody, I think.

Anyway, thank you to everybody. That was very kind, very heartwarming. We love to see it. Chellis was very pleased. Indeed. Yeah. that's all i got man i've got messy cold brew cup going messy with a why do you need coasters in here um i mean i'm doing Kleenex it's not the ideal white trash dude it is white trash actually but

it's better than uh rings rings on the table you don't want to be that it's true guy anyway off to a roaring start here um it's a good start dude yeah it is um give me a sec here just pulling up. I got too many tabs open. I'm going to tell you that right now. So what of all the stuff that Dylan's been sending you on Slack? No. No, no, Zoom.

Top 10 most CTE hits. Top 10 most epic farts. And top 10 CTE hits. That was a real, man. Just want to watch people get CTE. In the sauna with no headphones for the record. That guy. Forgot about that, dude.

Thank you for bringing that back up. No, you're right. Look, I've been grumpy this week. I haven't had a full night's. I've slept the amount of hours I've wanted, but I've had wake-ups every night because of kids. This is 42. This is what you got, you've got a lot of this to look forward to.

I'm glad I can finally, like, not almost spoil it, by the way. There's been multiple times in the last since you told us. I figured that I'm like, God, don't. You guys did a great job. Yeah, being on live was hard. And also, I didn't know if you had announced it when I was, away in Europe. I was like, I'm just going to play it safe

and think he didn't announce it. That's a smart player. Yeah, you guys did a great job. I was slightly worried about that. I was slightly worried about doing it myself, too. So thank you. I got shitty sleep last night, too, by the way. It's just, well, I ate a giant birthday meal,

massive meal. It was great. And, you know, all the guys, I think the, the Manosphere guys, it shouldn't just be Manusphere guys. It shouldn't just be Manosphere, but it'll tell you like, don't eat a big meal. You have four hours between your last meal and going to bed. That's real because I'm really good about that.

And last night I ate a big old meal, had some Bucatini, a little rigatoni. And let me tell you, dude, I woke up. I woke up and that Tom Tom was just rummung. Oh, shit. Do you think you got better or worse sleep than Micah when he found out of MLS team might be coming to Austin? That's good, right? He hasn't slept since. Go listen to yesterday's Patreon to understand that one.

Will joined us. It was really, it was a fun episode. Some good banter. We did some banter before the show that was about something. I can't even remember. We almost did like a, we didn't review old audio, but we talked about something. Anyway, it was great. It's a good, a good audio listen.

What, an audio listen. You can watch it too. Now you're talking like that. me. I know, man. Don't have a big meal before bed or you don't. And I also have a sick two and a half year old at home. Yeah, how's he doing? He's great. Get a little motion in him. He's good. He's in spirit. He walks out this morning. He's just like demanding juice. What a dog. Alyssa's home with him. I feel bad because she didn't sleep great either. He passed away. Juice. Juice. Juice world. OJ. OJ. Oh, yeah. Oh, the D juice. Yeah. The original.

You wanted justice. He was just demanding juice. Okay. Hey, Twitter world. God, what a great time online that was. But listener voicemails, 877, 3, 5, 2, 4, 677. You can also on that number, the hotline, the pipeline, the Hoss line, if you will. You can leave Restaurant Week stories there. That will go down next Tuesday on Patreon.

Next Tuesday, Restaurant Week, either email me, Dave at Washmedia.com. I neglected to tell people this. Please email me, Dave at Washmedia.com with your restaurant week's stories or hit the Haasline 8773352-4-677.

That's 877-352 hoss. Okay. Sounds good. Sounds great. Because I'm like, why haven't they've been coming in in a rapid clip? I've had a couple.

But it's because, oh yeah, I just announced, we announced it and we didn't like give people a directive. Yeah. What's our boys name that won the Meridian Putter?

Big Nick Miller? Is it Miller? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout's to Big Nick. We got to, I'm gonna ship it today. He won the Meridian Potter, the MLT. You just want to go to the FedEx store

because of all the Milfs to go ship stuff for their Etsy shops, don't you? Is that true? Is that true? Yeah, because the FedEx store is just a hot bed of milf. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going, UPS. I have another group text that has identified this phenomenon.

Really? Yeah, they're like, dude, I'm into the FedEx stores. It's just hot, older women. It's just the Etsy movement. It's real. And we also have that little FedEx shipping drop off right outside the office here. Is that why you have a camera pointed at that thing at all times? No, that's for the door.

Case anybody comes in, it shouldn't be. If anybody steps off. And also. No. Okay. Yeah. So shout out to him. He was our random winner.

He was very appreciative. Good dude. We all looked at it. We were like, oh, let's check this dude out. We looked at his Instagram like, oh, this guy looks cool. He's an okay, dude. He's after the fact, of course. He's an okay, dude.

What's your issue? Issue that he follows everyone in all of our platforms, except for me. He does not follow me. Dude's got a good taste. Is he the guy on Reddit that's like less Randy? Probably. Probably. I get it, Nick.

Well, he won. He won randomly, and we can't take away the putter now. He's a big guy. If I could, I would. Do you want to take away some points? Yeah, I'll take away 10 ally points for him because he wins the putter that was at the Trembaki opening. You don't ever follow me?

Shut up, dude. God. Shut up. Oh, man. No, I think I was a dog, though. I got a restaurant week story. I had a great meal in Ontario last night. That's it.

I have nothing to complain about. It was fucking awesome. You woke up feeling like shit, though. No, no, no. I didn't. I woke up, you're right. In the middle of the night, I just had like a, uh-oh. But did you get into some grape last night?

Yeah, two glasses. I had a boy. With the Welchers ghost? Or like wine? I brought it. Who's drinking it? Did you bring it over here to drink it? If I get to a point where I've had just enough of your bullshit, I'm going to crack

that to get me through the rest of the episode. I can't tell you how annoying it is. If you hear a crack, it means I've had enough of your bullshit. That you would drink that and not try a backer's cookies. That is ridiculous. Well, all of that, read all that shit and tell me that's worse than like five extra grams of sugar. Zero sugar.

What, okay, in lieu of sugar, what are we getting? Ingredients. Carbonated water. That's not the... Love it, huge. Okay, no, you're good there. Natural and artificial flavor. Citric acid.

Don't love that. Do like citric acid. Carnitine. Sure. Tartrate. Toreen. Keep going. We should have Randy read this.

Yeah, I was going to say. The print is really small. Uh-oh. Your reader's out. Where's your transition lenses? Potassium sorbate. Great. sucralose you're gone with that potassium okay is that true some some things that sound pretty

a lot of that shit just sounds ominous a lot of it does sound ominous yeah it is a ghost though niacenamide that's what you call me sounds like something's gonna rot my insides out but just just know what ianamate nae nah yeah oh man that's my girl naya we've been together for a minute Niasiumide It just sucks I suck Bucatini though It's fucking great

Dave did offer me the ghost I did You want to share with me I'm mad about it Why do you get mad when I put on your death I don't drink energy I really don't drink caffeine that much You didn't have to get mad

You want to trade sip Sips? No Sip for Sip If you baby birded to me Then maybe Oh odds No I don't want to be a part of that

Say less No that's how we lose Brandi for Like I don't know I don't want him by getting sick although we might have to bring Moffat Mafia back I'm not sick trying to get sick

oh no I'm sure I'm sure Nick Miller would be a fucking fan of that he probably follows in but not me he followed Ryan Ryan Ryan's the man dude I still need to go back and listen to those episodes you guys should have a producer off

wow judged by Micah or why don't you guys do a show together what if this is like a good a new watch media show Randy and me and him had been on video together and a softcore history

You guys did a soft core video? We did a, yeah, we did a soft core video playing a board game with Dan and Rob on their Patreon first time I met Ryan. He's a tall lad.

He is very tall. Also, he keeps that thing on him too. His paintball gun? Click, clack, bitch. Oh, his click clack. Him and Sam Taylor. He pulled up in that old body Tahoe.

that old body style you know what you're talking about that thing was a killer back in the day oh yeah if a rush he pulled up with that you're like oh well fuck here we go yeah bid another one of these guys yes we're giving him a bid bid side unseen he hasn't even stepped out of the car yet just go put the bid under his windshield wiper is in a 99thahoe a little newer than that because i had the i had the 98 that my two doors in 98 and that was the older body style well the new okay so So the 0-7, I think 0-607 they switched. So it had to have been like between like 2000, 2005, right? Maybe.

Somewhere in there. Doesn't matter. It's got the, it's not the sharp one. It's not the gold. Listen, I'm frat. I'm thinking about how old that car was, but you guys were in college in like 2002, 2002, 2003, right? So it was a relatively new car.

Hey, Randy, why don't you shut the hell? Yeah, dude, we were. There's no longer. I drove a 97 Civic. I drove a Chrysler, Cibber. And F. Did the new Will Ferrell thing's getting just shit on universally? The Hawk.

Did you try to watch it? I watched the first episode. What? Okay, hold on. All right. Segment it. Put it on there. Can we give it full review?

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To Covus, point your toes west. Let's do Hunk City, because you tease this in the group, chat. Yeah. The name of this segment is Hunk City, USA. So this is a fun, a fun interaction. So Chelsea and I stepped out to Pinet House last night when the pregnant wife wants pizza you go get pizza that's just what you do she playing her zaw card she played her zah card yeah we're sitting there we're waiting on her on our on our food to you know you brought to the table

which pine house by the way lamar lamar yeah yeah so we did yeah we didn't do the sourdough one which i still want to try intero sourdough faccia oh my god you got to order it you got to order it go ahead sorry no it's okay so we're sitting there and there's a table uh these are like long like picnic table style tables and they're all together so there's like long strips of tables basically you're sitting next to strangers probably the one right behind me like to my back and the far right there there's a group of four guys there and i didn't see them because my back was to them and they a pizza was brought in front of them and chelsea said those are big guys that's not enough food and i was like so of course naturally i look over and this is how i looked over at them all right i went like

That was the doublest double take of all time. These guys are like, they're four of them, between 6-2 and 6-6, 6.6, just really good shape. And they were all just, like, the ugliest one was like a 9-1. They were just extremely handsome guys altogether. And I was just like, what's like, what the hell's going on? Like, who are these guys? Right. Chechay was kind of checking him.

She was. Let me back up. Shout out to Drake. Drake? Not the musician. Listener Drake, who was at the table on the other side, to Chelsea's back. He DM'd to apologize for not introducing you to his fiancee. Really?

Yes. He, DM the circling back account, I believe. He walked up and said hello, and I had just taken a big bite, and I felt like... I was gone. Yeah. I was like, oh, like. Anyway, very nice guy. Shout to his fiance, you said?

Shout to his team. I believe so. I feel bad because these guys distracted me so much. I didn't say bye to Drake on my way out. So Drake wasn't one of the beautiful man? He was beautiful, but he... Sorry, Drake.

He was outclassed by these guys. No offense to Drake. Happens, dude. So, Drake, I am sorry that I didn't say bye to you on the way out, but I'm about to explain why. And something you need to know about Chelsea, she's one of these, like, oh, Dylan, you're the best-looking person in the world

type of, like, significant others. Like, she's, like, very... She's very hesitant to, like, compliment another guy, even though I don't care at all. Like, I'm comfortable with my own skin. She's like, she's like one of these like, oh, you're better looking than Glenn Powell, you know, gals. Like, Chelsea, it's a, it's a, it's a heart, you know, it comes from the heart, but it's a sweet lie, but it is a lie nonetheless. And that's okay.

Better, better said, uh, okay. Yeah, it's a good producer there. Hold on. I got to let it run, dude. So, okay. It's Dylan. The hottest man on the planet. My production value here. It's Dylan. Not even halfway down.

The hottest man on a planet, podcaster. I forgot. We love you, Dylan. Smash. Dillon. Okay. It's not. It's so hot.

So again, Chelsea is like, she's not one to be like, oh, that's a good looking guy. And she was just like totally, like, she lost her game. Like, she was just like the, she, she couldn't help me. Like, that's a, that's a group of hot guys. Hormones. Hormones crazy right now. And so we're just over there like, like, like, cackling to ourselves. Just thinking about how these like guys found each other.

I was like, what are they, like, leaned up or are they like meaty? Are they meat boys or are they like? They're built like baseball players. Okay. But like, but like 18 home runs. Not like a late 70s baseball player. They're not built like middle infielders. They're built like first baseman, left fielder, guys that mash.

Were their forearms shaped? I didn't notice. It's a good question. And I just like, I'm just, I keep like looking over my shoulder. It's like, it's like Sidney Sweeney was at the table. I couldn't like take my eyes off of them. I was like questioning my sexuality. for a moment. What was the, like, how little pizza did they order? They ordered a large pizza. So it's like two

slices per person. It's not enough. It's not enough for like four big dudes like that, right? Well, if they're leaned up, they're probably trying to wash their carbs. I heard that as something, don't eat carbs. Okay. Yeah. So Chelsea and I, we're just sitting there, we're just, we're laughing. We're like, this is unbelievable. I don't know how you, like, how do guys this, how I'll find each other. And so we're sitting there, we're eating, and we finished up before they do. And I was like, Chelsea, I have to say something to these guys. I got to know what the hell's going on. Okay.

So she's like, she's like, Dylan, don't. Please don't. I'm like, I'm doing it. So we're on the way out. And they're sitting on the end of this long line of table. So I walk right up next to them. I said, can I ask you guys something? I said, how did y'all find each other?

They just started laughing. I was like, I nailed it. I nailed the intro perfectly. They just started laughing. I'm like, really, how did you all find each other? Like, this is like the hottest group of guys I've ever. seen on my life. And then again, they're just laughing. They're like, actually, we're brothers and their brothers. So it was two sets of brothers. I was like, no guys. Like, is there like a hot

guy convention in town? Like, what's going on? And they're just like, I got him in the palm my hands at this point. Like, I was, I was crushed. I wish you, you wish you could. And then finally, like, we were, they're laughing and, you know, whatever. I said, but really, who are you all? Like, you got to be somebody. And this guy said, we played, we play or played baseball for Texas A&M. And this guy is trying to be in the Olympics. I said, oh, what event? He said, I think he said 200 meter fly.

He was probably the tall, he was probably the most like, jaw dropping of the four. Do you swim at Texas? No. I looked it up later and found out that he swims at Princeton. This is an Ivy League, like an Ivy League Olympic caliber swimmer. Oh, yeah. And this dude's like six.

He was sitting down, but you can tell he was like in the six, six area. I'm like, oh, that's awesome. I said, I mean, good luck. That's cool. And then finally the guy complimented my mustache, by the way, one of the guys. Big. And I said, you got one in two years. It's also pretty dope.

And he goes, what's your name? I said, I'm Dylan, man. Nice to meet you. He said, I'm Hayden. Then I was like, I clicked. I knew who this guy was. So I'm a big college baseball fan So I you know I'm familiar with other other teams lineups

Especially A&M, you stole the coach Yeah this guy played for Schloss He doesn't play for A&M anymore His name is Hayden Schott. Are we about this? Okay, go. What? We about to what?

I know I just, I've seen this story with this show And our audience, I know where this is going Okay, go ahead. Okay. His name is Hayden shot, and I, right when he said Hayden, I was like, okay, I didn't remember the last name, but I was like, okay, I know who you are. He played on the, like, the national title runner up team for Schloss two years ago. And his brother apparently is an Olympic caliber swimmer.

I didn't cut the other names, but Hayden shot, his brother is Mitchell shot. And they were just like, what? Nothing. Where do you think this is going? No, I had a joke in my head that I'm not going to say. Okay. Just go. Okay. And Chelsea was standing like 10 feet off and I was like, this is my wife over here. She's kind of nervous because she was like too nervous to come over here. What are you doing?

Nothing. I was looking at something up to add to the segment. Okay. You can type. I didn't find it. You can type without looking at that? Yeah. Okay. I can't do that. Anyway, my wife over here is just a little nervous to come over here. What? He wasn't looking at up. He was busy. No, no, no. No. No. No, no, Randy. He was messaging me on Slack, the joke. No, just go. Share the joke.

No, no, no. Okay. Okay. I was like, she's a little nervous to come over here because you guys are too intimidating. You brought Chelsea to this? Yeah, and she was like telling stop. She's like, she goes, I did see you guys first, though. They thought that was funny, too.

Anyway, by the way, they couldn't have been nicer. Very, very nice young men, very handsome. Yeah, did we get numbers? Have you ever, have you? Hang it out with them? Have you? No. Have you ever seen a group of people so attractive? You had to go see what the fuck was up with her? I was like, I go see what the fuck is up with these guys. This doesn't make sense to me.

This is kind of my wheelhouse on guys' trips. If I've got a single buddy and there's a group of hot girls, I can go, I can go be the bridge guy. Yeah, yeah. I feel really no, I've got, because, hey, I'm already married. I'm married and I don't really, it doesn't really matter if I look like an asshole. I typically do. I do it for a living. I'm fine with that. I've never done it with God. eyes. Yeah. To my knowledge. But I was just blown away. So none of them were like, dude, I fucking used to read you, man. No.

You used to write about Dad Dick. I'm going to say, I didn't write that, Colin. What are you talking about? I'll show you. I found out on Instagram, obviously. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I was going to say, this heads are like our audience just going and following this day. And just be like, just glazing this.

This guy getting an influx of followers. Right, right. Getting glazed. And he'd be like, what? So does he know you have a pod? No, I didn't. Okay, here are the brothers. Randy, I'm sending you this slack.

Give me a sec here. Randy. This is the two brothers. I don't like that these young, these hunks under 25 were just not eating large amounts of pizza. Yeah, that I don't like that they're thinking. They've got that Dylan mindset and I don't like it. This doesn't really. Which one's which?

Hayden is, the baseball player Hayden is on the, left and the right that's the swimmer that's mitchell i'll be honest i thought hayden would have more of like a modern college baseball kid hair like maybe like a mullet-ish coming out of the back you know like a flow coming out of the back of the hat type deal they look hotter in person they do in this picture and they look really hot in this picture anyway i was like i i did like a couple minutes of research to kind of get my bearings on on where because this guy is not an m anymore he's moved he's moved on I think he's also recovering from an ACL tear. Anyway, I found out that this dude at least had a cup of coffee with the Savannah bananas.

No way. Yes. Okay. See how I can find any. Like, if you look up, there's not, I don't see anything on his Instagram, but there's like, there's an announcement that he was declaring for this, the Savannah, Savannah banana draft. So he at least had a cup of coffee. Where did his ACL go? He says ACL come back.

Oh, these guys, like, can you imagine these guys walking into a bar together. It's like, this is not even fair. It's like not even fair. And the other guys, I didn't get their name so I can't pull them up, but they were equally as hot. It was just unbelievable. I just couldn't get over it. I mean, I'm not mad about it. It's a good segment, but God, you just glazed.

I know. I really did. I mean, it's easy because they were like, they were honestly so nice. So nice. So shouts to the shot brothers. and their friends who are also brothers, who I don't know the names of, but... What kind of Zaw did they get?

Like, could you tell? I couldn't even focus on the Zah. Wait, did they embrace you? I'd be like, other than your mustache, they're like, dude, you're the type of guy that we'd look for to hang out with. You're a hot guy. You're a hot guy, too. We've been trying to get Liv Langdon's boyfriend,

but we'll settle for you. Did I... Oh, it's just a bunch of Liv Langdon's boyfriends. It'd be like... Yeah. But like, imagine four of them. I don't want to imagine that. Right.

It's too powerful. I don't like that. You guys go out together like this? Like, what are you doing? So if there's like a table like with just four really hot girls and I'm at dinner with my wife, I'm doing everything I can to not bring attention. I'm not going to, I'm not going to be like, oh, those girls order the barata. I'm like not bringing that up because it's, I know she's going to be like, oh, yeah, you notice.

Oh, yeah, they are eating a barata, but also they're very attractive. interactive. It's funny. It's just funny that Chelsea was off her game because she's just not one to like notice guys. Damn. And she was like, yeah, yeah, Dylan, that's a group of good looking dudes. It was funny. It was really fun. I think they appreciated me coming up to him and gassing them up a bit. And that's that, man. So did you look him up to see like what? What's his banana ball stat line? Again, I don't know. I don't know he's dealing with the ACL thing. so I don't even know if he's actually played for them yet. But he has a tweet announcing that he was going to play for them. That's how I kind of connected that. But yeah, my first real-life banana. Hunt of City.

Brett wants me to read his comment that he left in the chat. Should I say no? Read the comment. It just says, Dave is the bridge guy. And then I just start telling the girls Dave stories. That's pretty much what he does. That's a good move. No, it's not.

Not for me. No. I know the one he brings up. Yeah. It's just like. Which can't, I don't even know if you said it on this podcast. No, Brett's never done that with ladies. He's done it with like, every guy.

Anytime I go on a trip with Brett. He makes you tell a story. Yeah. He makes me tell these stories. And I'm just like, stop. I, I'd like to like, like this guy. I don't want this to be my first impression to you like of myself.

But Brett just like, tell a story. This is a payback for mine. The two brothers- I get it. The two other brothers, they look like Riley Green. To give you- That's more how I imagine. To give you a visual. They had like the cool, like- That's, yeah. A little flow.

They had the hats on, you know, scruff. They were just like, they were problems. Damn. So not 5-9-155. No. Milt patterned ball. Sorry to say. Six, you know, they probably averaged

six three and a half. Six, three and a half, two ten. Yeah. Just stacked. Those guys weren't, those guys didn't live in the trenches like me. Yeah, they didn't grow up on the streets of dunk, dude. Nah. What I wonder what they did grow up.

Princeton. Yeah, it's a good school, I'm sure. Yeah, it's probably a good school. Jason Garrett. That's right. Man. That's all I got on the honks. Oh, that's a good sag there.

Yeah, I think so. These guys, I'm going to go ahead and. say we have not heard the last these guys. What did you send to Randy? We're seeing. Nothing. You said you would share it after. Story blocks is 100% human-made stock media library that's essential for creators.

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And it's really hard for me not to say StoryBots. I just want to say that right now. There's this YouTube show that my niece likes called, I think it's called Numberjacks. the one villain that she showed me was the most ridiculous guy ever they're like they're these like animated numbers and what the villain was this guy

that doesn't do anything but he's just dressed up in a white suit and a really really big white top hat he's a real guy it's a top hat yeah these are real guys is like real guy is in like he's a real guy he's like the unknown or something like that

okay a picture you know Remember number number munchers? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Man, they were munching those numbers, weren't they? Yeah, you did numbers munching on that game specifically. I sure did.

Dylan watched episode one of the hawk. Yeah. Just episode one. I haven't not continued. This is Will Ferrell's golf, John. I saw some people like hyping it up. And I was like, did I just miss something? But I'm glad to know that others are on.

It stinks. It stinks. So Jimmy Taitro is in it. Will Ferrell's in it. Jimmy Taitro plays Will Ferrell's son. So Will Ferrell is a professional golfer, twilight of his career, trying to like hang on to relevancy, relevance. And Jimmy Taitro is also professional golfer. Like I said, he's his son and he's like entering into he's becoming like a guy in the in the PGA tour. there's a scene in like the first 15 minutes of the show or will feral does a dance number on a on a green to uh cisco's thong song just out of nowhere and then he reveals that he's wearing a thong also while he's out there playing golf he's supposed to be

like a very much like a john daily type character like he's like the rowdy golfer he lives in a in an rave This checks out because everything I've seen on it is like, yeah, this is like golden era Will Ferrell like 2003 to 2008 humor. And it just doesn't, it doesn't, it didn't age. It's bad. And like now that you're saying the thong song. Dude, he did a whole dance number to the thong song. You thought it'd be like a five second little, no, it went on for like 40 seconds.

It was weird. It stinks, man. Granted, I've only given it one episode and maybe a. gets better. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get it. Everybody's just being like, yeah, this is not good. I don't know what he's doing. I didn't, first of all, I didn't think it was going to be good. When I saw the premise and like, it's like the crazy golfer, like loud golfer wearing the visor and like the crazy, it's like, all right. His last name is, I think his last name is Hawkins. So he goes by the hawk and he wears. Is his name Mike? A visor that says hawk on it.

It's just, it's, it's hokey and bad and I don't know. I don't know. No, it's not, I don't only do highbrow humor. Is his name Mike? I don't think his name is Mike. No. That's good, cool. Good for Taitro, though.

That's a good role for Tateau. See, that's, that is like the thing where I'm like, oh, it's a Tatro's in it. It's, I, like, I tend to like what he does. I mean, I think some of his best work was West Coast Jimmy. West Coast Jimmy is his best worst. back in the day really well you know that's why he like launched his career yeah um no that's that's that's disappointing because like i mean i will feral always gonna hold a place in our comedic hearts his cat his caddy dies um that's not i don't okay i don't know why i laugh

his catty dies like standing next to a sand trap like falls into a dead and he's like once to finish the round and they're like you can't finish around you know your catty just died And he's like, well, it was just fucking scat. I just got to get those WGR points. I guess so, man. Yeah, it sounds like the worst of Happy Gilmore 2. It was very happy Gilmore. But you don't have like the nostalgia member barriers of Happy Gilmore.

It's just like, what if this is out of nowhere was like something we put out there? Yeah. On the heels of Happy Gilmore 2, that probably didn't do the show meant any. favors. Any other cameos or names that we need to know about? Like, did they get any, like, does Patrick Cantlay show up? No. Uh, the caddy that replaces the dead caddy, she, she's an actress that you would, you would recognize. I can't, I don't know her name. Oh, yeah. Sidney Sweeney. No, she's not, she's not an attractive lady. Oh. I'm still, that's okay. I'm an ally. Doesn't matter to me. Honestly, I'm glad. Uh, negative, another

point for Dylan. That's four negative ally points for you. Damn. I'll tell you her name in the same. Fortune Feemster. Ah, yes. Pull her up, Randy.

Fortune Feimster. How'd you spell? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. He just finds her with a broken down car in a parking lot and he's like, you want a caddy for me? And she's like, okay. So, yeah. She was in the Netflix spy show with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

She's stand up? Oh yeah, she's doing a... I think she's a comedian. Yeah, look, she does. She's doing Austin. She's funny. Dave, I found the villain from Number Jacks. Yeah, show me the Number Jack's villain.

Oh, Molly Shannon's also in it. I forgot. Oh, we're really going late 90s. She's S&L. Taitro's mother. Can I interest you in the number taker? Is this the unknown? I thought his name was unknown.

He's the number taker. He kind of looks like you, Dave. All right. hell is this? This is the kid's villain from my YouTube show. Why is he so zesky? That's a creepy-looking fellow. Yeah, I don't like that.

He doesn't even talk. He just like vacuums up numbers. Why? What's his angle? I mean, someone's got to do it. Oh, man. He's the number taker. It's good work if you can get it.

It's my next Halloween costume. Please don't be a number-taker. I mean, honestly, it's not that hard. Just a collar on your demadome. His shoulder pads on that in that suit. The helmet's giving a little bit more, what's it called? cat in the hat not cat in the hat uh i don't know fuck me anyways so it's very funny

willie wonka maybe wonka so don't watch the show is don't watch the hawk don't watch the hawk maybe it gets better how's that owl doing the fake owl it's cute right it looks too cute to scare i know that's what that's what chelsea said she got it to keep the squirrels away is this for y'all's place or our place is it working we had the same problem scrolls are fucking up our cushions out there um i don't know if it's working yes you got new cushions they're chewing up the cushions or they're just lounging they're chewing them up yeah or just having like like brunch parties like hide nuts in there and shit i don't know but the owl's so cute it's holding up a little lantern that charges from the solar power light comes on it's pretty cool it's mad cute yeah i was how big is it

It's about yay tall. You got to get a fucking... 10 inches. You got a huge one. You got a little out. So you get like a human-sized one. Get a Hayden-sized one. Oh, shit.

Or just get a moth man. You put a moth man, you won't have anything in your backyard. Okay. Including friend. I'll follow that away. All right. Well, I'm out on the Hawk, too, I guess. I guess so.

Hawk, too? Spit on that thing. Anyways, anywho. Anywho. I'm going to bed. What's she out to? I don't know. Is she, um,

is she kind of, slow down enough to where we could probably get her on. Maybe. I don't really have like a plan for that, but what if like one day people are like, I guess I'll see it's Wednesday. I got some time. I'll tune in the live show. Oh. They got a hot tour.

And we're just sitting here and just like, so what's a bit like everything? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, this show is brought to you by to Kovas. And she's like, all right, well, see you later. I respect her because she brought her friend with her on the rise. That's true.

That was nice of her. Let's get the Schott brothers in here. See, I told you that we're not, we've not heard. The Schop Brothers will be in here. All of the shop brothers. You can talk to them about Texas A&M baseball. It'll be a maugging situation. Are they good?

Do they have, could you tell if they had juice? Like, do they need a personality wise? Yeah. Could they come in here and be like, they seem to be pretty outgoing and engaging dudes yeah the two brothers that the other riley green lookalikes i didn't get much from them but i was i was standing next to the shop brothers okay do you think the riley green brothers will kind of like put off like that you would they like kind of like a little bit like hey

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Maybe the squirrels are pledging and we're told to eat a couch. I ever think that that was a situation. That's a Randy comment of the week. Good. Good. Speaking of pop culture, stuff that's in the zeit, stuff the zeitgeisty. Randy, pull up what I sent you, and I'm talking about the Pat McAfee album.

What? Read the tweet, Randy. Read it like Pat McAfee. For as long as I can remember, my mere existence has been, I, is that how we talk about it? That's not terrible. Existence has been made people hate my guts. I've been writing songs about it for 20 years, and it's time to let them out.

Is it a H-T? Is that out? Let them out. Let them out. Okay. A lot of headlines and narratives. If I was to die, I'd like my kids to know exactly who their dad is. August 14th, 2026.

the diary of a polarizing figure. Pat McAfee. Parental advisory. explicit content. I even read the graphic. Yeah. The, the graphics getting roasted, people are saying, bro, you just used AI and you have a whole graphics team.

He's contending that he did not use AI. I mean, if you just asked me, is this AI? I would say, yeah. AI made this. I don't know. So, Dellen, you've got. got a son and then a second son on his way. You ever thought about dropping an album just so they know who you really are? I hadn't crossed my mind, Dave.

Why? I don't have a musical bone on my body. That's why. Okay, but how are they going to know who you really are until you drop an album? I'm just going to have them listen to circling back. He's released a song before, hasn't he? Yeah, it sucked. What genre of music are we talking about?

I'm assuming rap. I'm going to guess this is some sort of hip hop, maybe EDM. I don't. Can we get a taste? Is it released a little teaser or anything? Here's a little bit of, dear diary, you talk too much. You're going to end up working at gas station. You never sit down.

So many things said, only hateful breakthrough. I wonder when I'm dead if they'll tell me the truth. I wouldn't say that's bars, but I don't know, but that's what's the least in us. not good. What's on his album cover? I don't know if those are the lyrics. You know, like, this could be like a heat check moment for him, but he seems to be immune from it.

He just no matter what, he keeps on going to the point to where like, it's like, all right, McAfee, Maccvie, okay, he left Barstool. Okay. Oh, he's doing his own thing. Cool. Oh, dang, he's now like a part of ESPN.

Now he's now on, because you're wondering, you're like, I don't really know. I'm 42 now, as of yesterday. Happy birthday to me. I don't really have a bunch of friends who are into McAfee, but obviously somebody is. But when he worked his way into the Saturday morning, like he is a guy, he's got a chair at game day. You're like, really?

Okay. That's big deal, you know? And then the ESPN's like, well, you know what? We're going to just, he's going to be our entire content strategy. We're giving $60 million. We're going to get rid of like all sorts of people, all sorts of, all sorts of, you know, ESPN people that you may love them, you may hate them, but they've been with us for a while.

We're going to get rid of them because we're going all in on on McAfee. Who's the I got to go to work guy? Basketball analyst, color guy. Oh, uh, fucking tent, not Tim, uh,

not legs. Fuck. I'm literally, I'm thinking of Landre responding to a tweet of his. Yeah, me too. But he's gone. He's gone.

on. Yeah. Billis? Yeah. I think. Not important. But, okay. Jay Billis. Jay Billis. All right. Well, but yeah, like I was saying, even though this is absolute trash and fails miserably, which I don't even know what, like, failure would look like. Doesn't matter. He appears to be, McAfee's, like, solidified. He's Teflon. He has become ESPN's golden boy. And they've stood by him. Like even when he's chirping the execs, remember that a couple years ago where he was like in this back and forth with them and he's had some hiccups. It doesn't matter. He's, uh, he is there. He's all, they're all in on him.

He's all in on them. Yeah. So. All right. I mean, I will, I will give this a try to the CD. Not, not because I expect it to be good because I want to make fun of it. Yeah, I won't. Really.

I mean, I, you know. This, this, I don't come from a musical background. Sometimes I'm like, man, maybe I should write, put out some stuff. Like, you know, just write some stuff from my, and then I'm like, no, I don't. It'll be cringe. Don't do it. You know? I don't even keep it, I don't even keep a journal or a diary because it's cringe.

Even though I'm no one reading it. I don't want to look back at something a year later and be like, ugh, give myself the ick about whatever I was feeling. He doesn't need to do this. It's like, ooh, I was, I had feelings. I was writing down my feelings. year ago in a journal. Ugh. I mean, if he does die, like he mentions in the tweet.

I hope he doesn't die. No, yeah, same. The kid's like, all right, let's see what dad's all about. And it's just like this terrible, like this is, this is cheap. It would be like if, if something, God forbid, happens to you. And it's like, well, I guess we got to listen to the Westend Dill interview. It's like, dad, this stinks. Like, what if it's, what if it's just gas though?

No, they, you're part. should listen to Honk City. That's funny. Hunk City, baby. I'm going to listen to this album. I'm just going to come in. I'm just going to. He's the Indiana guy.

Here's what we do. We clip it. And we're just going to stand up the whole episode. Randy, podcast. We clip Hunk City. Yeah. And we tag them. We tag them.

Yeah, you're pretty close. You're pretty close to tagging them, buddy. I'm talking to Rainey McAfee over here. Yeah, we're going to tag them on the post. that's good yeah that's good right they're not gonna know what to do with that right but then by hey

did they seem eight great many no men e no they just seem like chill ass dudes man telling you they're super were you drinking beers I don't think so I don't I don't really remember

I don't know if they were to eat hamburgers how would they eat them great question probably zero bun just looking at their bods wow but they're eating pizza Oh yeah, it's a good point.

Yeah. As were you, by the way. They probably worked out that yesterday. Do you scrape off the cheese and sauce and pepperoni from the crust? I just eat it with a fork. I eat the whole pizza. I even had the crust last night, believe it or not. I don't usually do that.

If you want some good crust, let me introduce you to this Pizza Hut's original pan pizza. It's so good. You getting paid? No, I watch. It should be. That's the angle he's going for. Yeah. If I know anything about swimmers,

is only from Michael Phelps. Those boys put down some food. Yeah. Well, he said in training, he was like 10,000 calories a day. I hope this dude goes to the Olympics. And that's our guy. He was on a... You had a little...

He was just like a little slice of it. Well, he's going to be on the show. Are we getting them both? Yeah, why not? I don't know. I'm pretty sure the swimmer guy lives here. I don't want some tall, beautiful fucker sitting next to me. judged by his Instagram.

Do the micah. Make him sit next to Dylan. I want to go with two guys, three guys on that little love seat. Let's put all four of them on this couch. And I'm just over here. Look at these guys. Hot couch. Tell them about.

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It's light, breathable, and actually keeps you cool instead of making you feel like you're trapped in your clothes. I don't feel trapped at all. I feel free. I feel like I could go to Pine House and not be insecure. Man, they sent me two long-sleeved linen shirts, button downs, and I've worn them both out and they're freaking fantastic. Yeah, I agree.

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All right. Man, that thing's going to make you. You want to give you some rumbling. Randy. This is up your alley, dude. Do you like grape juice? Is it an alley point? Do you like grape juice?

I do like grape juice. Do you want to try it? I like grape juice, boy, it's a good meme thing. How similar is it to like the sparkling welchers, like the champagne? Can't say I've ever had that. Sorry. What did you have on New Year's when you were like five? Not five.

Probably like seven. Dude, I had the real fucking thing, dude. I was just drinking champagne. Champagne. It's getting fucking lit. It's good. Quit looking at us. Good.

I'm just watching the volley going back and forth. I'm watching, I'm watching, uh, Federer versus Jokevich. It's only 100 millie. I'm watching two guys at the highest level of their sport, just go back and forth. Yeah. I am just a witness. Keep going. This is good.

I've never had Welch's sparkling either. I'll just say it. Exactly. And I don't know. You've never had that. Don't drink all that. That's going to make you just absolutely explode. It's only 100-milly.

Your butt's like one cup of coffee. I don't do that. That's 100 milligrams of caffeine. That's it. You've never had diarrhea. What do you mean you've never do? You don't do that. What are you talking about?

I didn't say I've never had diarrhea. You said you don't do that. From caffeine. We were talking about like getting, you know. Is it really the caffeine that makes people poop or the other stuff in coffee. Guess what? I don't know.

A woman in STEM, please let me know. Erlvan, let us know. Nah, he's too busy. Anyone from... I'm asking our new listeners about diarrhea. Anyone from the Asian community,

which I love. Please let us know. Let me know when it's real time and why it's real time. What happened to this fucking bear? Are you going to rejoin the show now? Oh, this bear. You see this fucking bear?

He's alive, by the way. Per Grog. Good. Good. I was worried, man. not the bear. There we go. That's the way we're going to get into that.

This bear climbed a telephone pole and he's just up there just seemingly stuck. His legs dangling like he's sitting on a bar stool. What the hell of a bear doing on top of this telephone pole? Imagine you're driving down and you see this shit. Like it's actually an electric pole. Whatever, dude. Shut the fuck up. Hence the danger.

I'm on Highway 56. Are you calling him about a bear? Yes. Yeah. Yes. It's on the tower pole. Yeah, it's alive. Yes, yes.

Just leave it. Okay. And because I already called the game of fish and they said there's nothing that they could do. They could go and shoot it. Oh, yeah. Tranquilize it to get it down. But it's going to end up, if they do that, then it's going to fall and could hurt itself. So they told me that.

I know. I'm on time. Do we do not have video of the rescue? I bet it look like that lady who had diarrhea on them. on the mountain they had to heli her down. I don't believe that that's why they had to get her out of her. No one can ever. Like, why are we picking up this woman again?

I think she just had the dehydration. And like, it was just in an area that they couldn't like, she has been far enough into the hike that they couldn't like, you know, a stretcher or something out there. And a hellavacker. This poor bear, man. You know he was scared. Oh, it looks like he was just chilling. Perk rock. But he didn't know how to get down.

The bear in this footage was safely coaxed down by lineman Werner-Newbauer. So it climbed down himself? Did de-energized the pole? You've done that before. And used a fiberglass stick to nudge it. The bear slid down and ran off unharmed into the wild.

Well, I'm hoping he learned his lesson about climbing an electric pole. Why did he do it to begin with? I don't know. You just fucking like it. That's a big, dude, that's a big bear. These are big bears. just a big beautiful bears yeah i've never seen such a thing i'm glad it ended i was shocked

that there wasn't like a uh i got you think like they trank it and they just get a trampoline out and it falls on it yeah oh you think a trampoline would have been the move that's usually what they do right i mean for maybe yeah sure maybe they could have but a giant pot of honey at the bottom Well, I know. We're trying to mitigate the damage when it falls down. Maybe a pick-a-dick basket. Why is that Rodney Dangerfield? I mean, I know.

They're very similar. I'll tell you why. Boy, it's a pick-a-dick batts. Oh, that's Rocky. We do too many voices. Let's check out this big boy on the basketball court next. Yeah, real quick, I want to just point out one thing because on the rundown, it said, this bear is stuck.

I looked at your Twitter last night. You're obsessed with people getting stuck in furniture. Dude. You have a, is this like your kink? Dude, it's funny. It is funny. Have you seen the trailer for different mommy? Other mommy?

Dude, that was a scary trailer. Jessica Chastain. I saw a chatter about it. That's what that's from. Does Jessica Chastain get stuck? Well, okay, she plays the mom in this movie, but there are two different versions. There's an evil one in the regular mom. The other one.

The evil one was all twisted up underneath the dining room table. Bipolar is not a joke. No, no, it seems to be some type of like a shapeshifter situation. Yeah, this is a, this is a horror movie. Horror. It was, it was a, I was watching that trailer. I'm like, man, if I was a kid watching it, I'd be like really. Oh, kids.

Or like Jessica Sam Hane instead of Chastain, Sam Hane. Of course, for context. Hold on. Of course, for context, Sam Hain is the Gaelic Festival, marking the end of the harvest season in autumn. Yeah, he had to explain to him, but they got it. I knew that. I didn't want to, like, mansplain it to people.

But I definitely knew that. So, anyway. Should I release the joke from Slack? No. I mean, you were cackling over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Show us his white boy. He's got too much motion. So this isn't the kid from the basement Nerf basketball hoop. Or maybe he grew up a little bit. We're wondering. I don't know what this is from. This guy's. This looks like some sort of like, I don't know if it's AAU ball, but it looks like just like it's a, it's a, it's a clearly team, a basketball game.

Clearly has a signature Selly that his teammates are in on. And the caption is, first of my bloodline to witness something like this. He's deeing up right now. As a kid bringing the ball down and he's deeing him up. And let's just say this is a young man and this is a young man of size. He's portly. Yes. He's clapping.

That's disrespectful. His kid's got handles. Oh, he's stuck. Oh, it's Strip City. He's clearing it up. He's clearing out of everybody. He's bringing it up. He's bringing it up.

You bet to Steph Curry this thing from like 50 feet. Passes it. By the way, number 23. Oh. A three? Wow. That was wet. Oh, he's just pushing his teammates down.

That's the signature, Sally. They all know how to hit the deck. It's incredible. This guy, so this guy has more than just this video out, by the way. He's been doing this for a minute. He's getting mobbed. Was this just a buzzer-beater or what's going on? Yeah, they're just pausing the game?

By the way, his team's the Gremlins. That's sick. Is this AAU ball day? I don't know. I mean, maybe. That kid's got good handled. He does, but look, man, you got to know. He got a foul.

No, that's not a foul. That was clean as hell, Randy. You got to pass. I've ever seen someone clear out, clear out teammates when he's on the other side of the court? Usually that happens at like top of the key. You wouldn't expect him to bring, to bring the ball. Look how wet this is. Maybe it's a positionless.

I was looking for a scoreboard. Okay, it was on the other side. Can't really see. Dude, this guy's awesome. You think you could take him? No. That kid would just back me down. Maybe that's just that in the game.

I'm like in the stands when he's done with me. He's nice with it. All right. Good stuff. You know, save Rodney. Save Rodney for tomorrow. We'll save Rodney. Yeah.

The Chinese Rodney Dangerful for tomorrow. I'm starting to get like hungry. Hmm, hungry. It's turning over. I might go get a poke at it. Hungry. All right. Well, this is probably a good episode.

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