Circling Back - Hunting Gnomes In Gwyneth Paltrow's Guest Bedroom

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

Dillon and Dave discuss their 4th of Julys in fun, Zuck's rebrand journey, the guy who had diarrhea in Gwenyth Paltro's guest room, Randy being Washed's best content guy, Hailey Welch heat check, and Dave's backyard being under attack. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: ⁠ https://www.youtube.com/@CirclingBack Shop Washed Merch: ⁠https://www.washedmedia.shop/⁠ (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter  (12:20) Recapping this 4th of July in Fun (31:16) Zuck's Cool Guy rebrand (38:19) Gwenyth Paltro's Guest Room Disaster (47:27) Randy the Content Guy (56:20) Hailey Welch Heat Check (1:07:1) Dave's Backyard is Under Attack Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •    Rhoback: Use code WASHED20 for 20% off. https://rhoback.com/   •    Stamps: Go to Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code CIRCLINGBACK for a free 4-week trial, free postage, and free digital scale.   •  Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://rocketmoney.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, then we are back circling back podcast. It's Monday. My name is Dave and I'm going to host filling in for DeFreeze, who is in North Carolina at the moment. Joining me in studio today, as always, it's Dylan Chivry. Can I get out in front of something real quick before we really dive into this podcast? Did Texas lose another recruit? Probably. Probably. No, this is about the cold brew that sits in front of me right now.

No, you know I was going to do a standalone. He's trying to cuck me here. I'm not consenting to this cucking. No, I actually asked for just black cold brew, just straight up gas. You mean what I'm drinking? And they accidentally, they're like, oh oh we actually put a little coconut milk in there and being the the good friend that i am i took that one i gave you the the alpha coffee because i didn't want you to look too beta in front of everybody so i'm just taking one for

the team basically it's fine i mean it's not it's not just straight gas like i wanted has a little coconut milk in it i don't know if that's wanted. It has a little coconut milk in it. I don't know if that's a little. It's a little. You know, there's a label on there with your name on it that has the order. Why don't you read it to us? Let's see.

You said it was an accident. It wouldn't have been on the label if they asked that. Let's see. Great point. Grande Cold Brew. Grande Cold Brew. These are big cold brews. Black AF is what it says. Okay.

Black AF. They just misread it i don't know anyway i'm here i am being a good friend i mean these are all right sorry i i could i could stand to lose a couple alpha alpha male points you can't so i'm just going to take one for the team i'm pretty happy with my alphaness well i think because you get you you know you came into the office with these Colbers, and I applaud you for flying. You flew. And up to this point, you bought two.

I flew. Yeah. You flew and blew. I fly and I buy is what I do. Right. That makes more sense. And you over here, you want to make fun of me, and here I am flying and buying for you.

It's interesting. It's probably a company card play. The friendship dynamic here is just really interesting it's probably a company card play the friendship dynamic here is just really interesting it's a company event boys got to get some gas before the pod some people need a little extra you get your coconut cream or whatever it is it's whatever dude i would have just simply been like hey can i just get this black can you pour this out because it's not what i ordered if that really happened which it didn't i was distracted by the the young lady who handed me the coffee

had a very interesting nose jewelry. Oh, yeah? She had a stud on each nostril and a chain connecting above the rim. I don't know what you call it. The bridge? She lives above the rim, bro. Above the bridge connected to each stud. Catch me under the bridge i was like i've

never seen that before and she handed me my coffee i was so mesmerized by her jewelry her piercings that i just i just moved on with my rizzer up uh no i didn't hit her with that skiddlybee i said thank you very much here's your no tip and i moved on you didn't tip i did all the legwork why would i tip like a tip in a drive-through i'm sorry i'm also she allegedly ruined your order and she ruined my order she didn't you ordered like it's okay dylan there's some things about you that it's okay to embrace i've gotten past the guilt and not tipping at this point for for situations that don't necessarily deserve a tip that That was one of them.

She literally handed me my coffee. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Was she otherwise cute? If she was cute, you would have tipped her. I know how you were. I'll be polite and say she wasn't my type. You just said you were mesmerized by the above-bridge studding or whatever.

Yeah. The chain wallet she had on her nose. Yeah, I was mesmerized by the above-bridge studding or whatever. Yeah. The chain wallet she had on her nose. Yeah, I was mesmerized by it. That was like, yeah, just the jewelry, not the face around it. Be real. If she was a baddie, you would have tipped. I don't think so. Here's a guy who always tips, Randy Trumbacki.

Hi. I am here with no coffee because I just raw dog the day like an apple male wow dude is that more it is kind of alpha to raw dog the day although i don't know if you're raw dogging it because you're looking at multiple you have three screens in front of you i can't imagine i can't imagine starting a work day without any caffeine or nicotine in my system just seems weird you know that it's because they don't build men like me anymore. He's cut from a different cloth. Men who just order the sugariest drinks imaginable

when he goes out. So that's it. Your thing is pretty much white. Your coffee. Like I said, I ordered a black cold brew. Oh, by the way, by the way, circling back is taped before a live studio audience. I have to tell people that they

left real quick and abruptly they all stopped at the exact same time they understand the show that's weird it's probably for the best that randy doesn't get into coffee because he if he were to add that into his rotation the amount of sugar he would do with his he's already insufferable without the added you know jitters wow okay he came in and immediately today i asked him i said you're you've got a bad case of the fuck arounds don't you and i was right that's just classic randy fresh off just a good weekend of rest so now i'm ready to go oh okay i guess we're gonna do the segment now then i guess we'll do this weekend of fun right now this weekend this weekend and rest let's hear about. You do sound like not as bad

as I thought you would. You did something fun, right? I saw something on your story. Let's wait for the segment. How about that? Oh, no, dude. I guess we're going to wait for the segment now, Dylan. All right. Hey, so Will will be back next week. Brett, not that he would be in here,

but he'll be back tomorrow. I do have to say, him and Klein have kind of a funny thing going right now. So they're playing golf in Bandon Dunes. You don't know Bandon. It's kind of a bucket list for golfers of the last decade. Oregon. Yeah. Out around Pacific Coast way.

Very vague. The Corey and Moore will be attending college out that way. You're not mad, though. No, it that way. You're not mad, though. No, it's cool. You're not mad at all. Nah. Brett. So Brett took a really good picture of Klein.

Klein's a friend of the show. Alleged intern, alleged investor. Oh. And it's Klein after making contact with the ball, releasing the club, because it was clearly a bad shot. And it's a great photo. Well, Klein just clapped back with a photo of a very, very bad chili-dipped fat shot from Brett. And I just like the idea of guys on a group trip, because when you go on a trip like that, that many dudes, you probably get a little sick of

each other. And I liked that maybe there was a back and forth like passive aggressive taking photos of each other just hoping to get like the worst shot and i hope that there's many more to come i hope that they just got each other's worst shots and they share them that's a fun bet the one that klein just sent us the chunkiest of chunks i mean just if the ball went 20 yards i'd surprised. If he were to do that on his land in Pecos, Texas, he would absolutely have a gusher. He would find that black gold, as they call it. Basically what I'm sipping right now.

Exactly. Not you, because you get cream in your shit. That Houston mud. God, shout out to Starbucks. Yeah. Hey, drop the bag. Hey, you could check out our Patreon stuff. If you think this chemistry is dope, you should see what's on Patreon.

The paywall. We really amp it up for the paywall, folks. It's crazy. Yeah. It's absolutely crazy. Tomorrow. You won't believe what we say. Tomorrow's exactly five minutes.

As I believe it is. Unless you want to do your standalone pod where you just talk for an hour? I don't think so. Okay. We also do other stuff like cold calls. Cold call. Randy's game show. If you haven't caught a cold call episode yet, and judging by the numbers, some of you haven't, you're just an idiot, first of all.

No offense, but you're an idiot. And you're missing out on some content goals. I'm going to go a different way here. I'm not going to call you an idiot. I'm going to call you someone with a huge opportunity at your fingertips. That's a better way of putting it. Because you could go back. We've done how many cold call episodes?

Three or four? Ooh, more than that. Five, six, somewhere in there. You can go start those, and they are evergreen. They won't get old. So you could listen to it right now. Here's how it works. I got to tease something, too. Okay. it right now. Oh! Here's how it works. I got to tease something, too.

Okay. You go first. Yeah, here's how it works. Listeners will send us their telephone number along with something like a topic they'd like to discuss with us. And we will randomly call you. And you will answer the phone, hopefully. And we will shoot the shit with you for a few minutes and then move on to the next one. It's a lot of fun go ahead dave randy did you get this email from mike white

listener mike white i don't think so maybe two days ago you probably were out blacking out on sixth street yeah drinking daiquiris and shit drinking daiquiris cool trudging through the uh woods of austin doing uh. More on that later. Anyway, I'm going to tease this. I'm not going to tell you what it is. Oh, yeah, yeah. I got it. What a guy.

Did you verify? I did not verify. I have not clicked the – okay, we got a backer, Dylan. You and Will weren't on this email. We might have access to something that's going to be very beneficial for this show going forward. And I'm going to tease it and I'm going to leave it there. No, you have to give more than that. Let's just say we may be hearing

from Wes and Dill very soon. They want to run it back? They don't. Do they want to circle back with us? They don't, but... There might be a lot of circling back coming up. Yeah, a lot of it. Honestly, some of it we don't want to hear they're recording a custom a custo song just for us you're not even no nope are you

serious are they still making we got the episode shut up and many many more no fucking way no i'm not kidding if you're new here we did an interview talk about an opportunity this is a huge job this is huge op it's very unique business opportunity we did an interview with wes and dill um if you don't know who wes and dill are you're probably in the majority they had a big song jordan belfort they were i believe soundcloud rappers that song caught caught a major jet stream thanks yeah and jordan speed just Speed, Justin Thomas, Smiley Kaufman. They wore it out. Rick Fowler.

They wore it out on their little Bakers Bay fun trip in 2016. That was senior year of my college days. And it was every single party. And we interviewed them. And it went. It was electric. This is on our previous show. I'm just confusing the listeners right now.

Anyway, we might play it one of these days. We'll wait. I'm going to wait till Will gets. Anyway, we might play it one of these days. We'll wait. I'm going to wait until Will gets back for that for sure. But tune in for that. Thank you, Mike White, for doing that.

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great stuff there great stuff and more to come you're gonna see some stuff in the next couple months and it's going to blow your mind. Let's do this weekend. What do you got, Randy?

No, I was just saying it's going to blow your mind. And call 888-618-4422 for voicemails. Also on Patreon. Thank you, Randy. This Weekend at Fun presented by

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drinks and stuff. I'm also wearing their shorts, too. Very comfortable. I'm wearing the shorts right now. Actually, I am, too. I'm wearing the loopers. They're so, they're fantastic. I'm trying to sneak a little posterior chain workout in at lunch. Maybe a little deady.

Maybe some back work. People have been saying that your posterior chain needs work. They were, yeah, I know. People have been quite critical. But I'm wearing my rowback gear to the gym. I don't just wear it. They have trunks out with elite liners in them. I wore them over the fourth.

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that matter but on the fourth we uh we went to my my dad's house my sister and brother-in-law and my two little lovely little nieces were there. We did some swimming, did some fireworks, played some, oh my God. All right, so here's the thing. Chelsea, the young lady that I'm dating, parks a Godzilla Monopoly. He loves Godzilla, so she got this for him. The dude is obsessed. He's making real estate deals left and right. It's crazy.

I flag his daddy. You ever finish a game of Monopoly? It takes a long time. Probably. I finished three in 24 hours with this kid. And then he said, he's going to his mom's house. He's like, can I take it to my mom? He's like, yeah.

They played twice. The kid will not stop playing Monopoly. He's good at it, too. That'll teach him life lessons. He's a ruthless dealmaker. He's like, hey, man, can I get that property from you? He's like, yeah, for $1,500. Like, oh, my God, dude. You're raising

a good little capitalist. I don't have that. Anyway, lots of Monopoly, lots of fun 4th of July vibes. What if he turns into like an old school turn-of-the-century robber baron type with like a top hat and a monocle?

I'm going to get all this land, see? Yeah, that's kind of how he talks. As far as the eye can see, this is mine. Or, what if he just gets really into oil and gas deals and just goes the other way, just goes full Daniel Plainview? I would support him.

Sorry, sorry. I'm thinking about his future a lot. I could be his father and his partner. You could. Yeah. It would work. We played three games. He beat me every single game.

So Godzilla and Monopoly, that's a collab that's real and that we needed in this age of 2024. Monopoly does all kinds of collabs. I've owned a Texasopoly forever. It's like a UT-themed Monopoly. We have Comingopoly. That's true. We do have Comingopoly. Other than Monopoly and Fourth of Julyuly fun we do have it randy sitting up we have multiple spent spent a lot of time with chelsea over the weekend we went out to uh our ranch yesterday

did y'all make some drinks not yesterday okay no i had like two sips of white wine okay it was very very low-key sunday other than going to the ranch, which you got to go out there and see the horses. Did you stay at a safe distance? Because remember, they did famously try to stomp you out. There was a fence between me and the horses this time. You know how wild horses are, Randy. Yeah, they did not try to clobber my brains out like they did that one time, thankfully.

Non-native to North America. So that was good. I also started watching The Boys, which is a good show. How far are you? Five episodes into season one. Okay. Okay.

It's good. It's a good show. I'm enjoying it. Oh, dude, you're so much further than I thought. Okay. And that pretty much wraps up my weekend in fun so do you is the fact that you started the bear or the boys does that mean you're not gonna do the bear or is this just kind of like uh you were looking for something a little bit more with a

little more juice behind i'm watching the bear as well you are watching the i've watched five episodes of the latest season okay okay i'm kind of tag teaming both of those right now dude you're different yeah i am different not many people are doing okay i'm kind of tag teaming both of those right now dude you're different yeah i am different not many people are doing that i'm doing that but besides us not many people the boys is really fun the bear is uh very anxiety inducing but it's a great watch you see what he's trying to tell you guys this is not there's not a juxtapose what he's trying to tell you guys at home is that it's the juxtaposition between the two shows. Sure. Yes. Yes. Sure. That's true. They're very different speeds,

those two shows. On one hand, you have the kind of gritty, raw, unfiltered, behind the scenes look. It's something that you kind of forget about uh the people who make your food and the relationships the interpersonal relationship that those people have with each other yeah that's true and their families and then on the other hand some superhero shit you got you got some superhero shit and like a satirical look at our world it's kind of twisted and it is freaking twisted. Yeah. It's a lot more twisted than the bear.

Hey, how about you tell us about your fucking weekend? I'm not done telling them about what you're saying. You understand, Randy, what I'm saying? So you put them together and then what's going on with it?

Well, they juxtapose each other. Oh. I see. Very cool, Dylan. Yep. Yep. Randy, why don't you tell us about your wacky adventures?

Oh, you're going to save yourself for last? And I'm also going to stop drinking the cold brew because the ice is probably annoying people. So I'll stop. I'm sorry. Calm down, dude. What did I do? On Thursday, the day of the fourth, America's birthday, went golfing or played golf, however you're supposed to say it. With one day in register.

Jack Hammer, as the people know him as. I shot a 109. Not great. I lost a lot of balls. It was pretty hot. I also got a bunch of burrs on me. And that was pretty much my fourth. Oh, then went out to watch the fireworks and went out to a bar.

And let me tell you, I had one of those C4 energy drinks. Yeah, this is why I can't do caffeine. I was like antsy the whole time. It was terrible. Yeah, C4 is pretty intense. Yeah. Hey, I saw Dan at the gym Friday. He told me he played his little dick off.

He did. He did do pretty well. He got birdie on hole one. He put on a story. He did. Which course? Mo Willie. Oh, classic Mo Willie. birdie on hole one he put on a story he did which course uh mo willie oh classic mo willie how was it how were the greens they're fine okay it was good there was a little there was a little dry and it wasn't as bad as uh that one time when it was just completely dead grass but there was some

dirty greens as in like patches of dirt so not great to be honest randy he's turning into a golf golf guy right before us look at me uh friday uh will defrees cracked the whip and made me come into work and i recorded some retail therapy we did that that was only then went out just kind of chilled saturday was a big day i thought he told you you could take the day off you decided you wanted some some some boss points didn't you? Are you getting OT? Am I getting OT? I mean, that stands for overtime.

I mean, that's, I guess that's up to HR Dylan over there. Am I getting OT for this? You need to file a request and we'll see what happens. All right, just put it on post.

When a friend of the show, Sauce, texted me and said he had just come by the office Friday, I was like, wait, I'm not going in

today. What's going on? And then I remember retail therapy. Yeah. It was the only day that Barry could record. So we had to do that, especially since Will's out this whole week. And then Saturday, boat day, Lake Travis, very fun, very good. The vibe guard came back out. It's good vibes, great vibes, even immaculate vibes. Did you see them storms rolling in? Yeah. We had it till like 2.30. And as we were like rolling out, the storms were coming in. So as we were getting onto the bus, it started raining. So we timed it perfectly. But it was kind of cool to be on a boat leaving as the storms were coming in.

Wow. And Sunday was a day of rest. And content. Yeah. I want to do a segment on that later. But it looked like you had a good little weekend. I did. Good for you.

How are you birds? You know what? They're doing fine. They're doing absolutely fine. Peggy's out there still with her one leg. Glad that she's still alive. Okay. That's great, man.

Very cool. I guess everybody wants to know what the d-man did right you want to know sure why don't you ask me hey man what'd you do this weekend for fun off mike colber sip what do we do on the fourth went to um noted new york times best-selling author w.r bollen's home i don't like name drop, but that's just how he requests that you refer to him now. Yeah. We went over there, his neighborhood, which does in fact have an HOA. I know HOAs are very controversial, but we should note that they did a little parade.

And by parade, basically everybody with kids, bikes, and a golf cart just walked around the neighborhood real quick while a guy with a Bluetooth speaker played like Lee Greenwood. Pretty fun, oddly. I mean, not for me as much as it was for the kids. But pulled them in the wagon. Great time. Went from there to the pool, community pool. And had ourselves a pool day. Ordered Jets pizza to the pool. Bet you didn and had ourselves a pool day, ordered Jets pizza to the pool. Bet you didn't know you could do that, but you can.

Great time. Great time. Did they decorate the bikes? Yeah. Nice. Little streamers and stuff. We used to do that, yeah. Very fun.

As for the fourth, my neighborhood kind of, and I was happy about this, kind of slacked. Fireworks were not popping like they normally do on New Year's and the fourth. I've got some theories about that, but it was good. For one, my dog hates fireworks. I gave him a couple of Trazodone just in case, and he was good. He was good. Randy, shout out to Randy, uh, dog, Randy, the original Randy. Um, we just hung out and, uh, did some grilling, did some burgers and some dogs, some glizzies Dylan. Did you do any glizzies over the

weekend? No glizzies, man. People are calling them glizzies now. You seen this? I had a couple of jungle glizzies though. What is that exactly? The jungle glizzy is uh it's it's uh it's yellow that has a yellow peel and you you peel that off and there's a white uh fruit underneath it okay you find them in the jungle i feel like there's another name for that there's not but i can't i don't think so well Well, anyway. Oh, we bought some sparklers. Where from? You can buy sparklers at Walgreens or CVS for some reason. I guess that's fine. Anyway, so we let my three-year-old Rhodes do sparklers for the first time.

How do you think that went? Well? What happens when you show a kid of that age, you know know three and a half uh a sparkler for the first time do you think they're gonna let you just get away with like letting him do one sparkler did he did he try to do a uh he asked for a um uh foreign policy maker maker we did not know and um but he did want to do the entire box of sparklers. And these are the ones that they're not the big, like cool wedding ones. Little guys. These are the little ones. And they go in like 10 seconds. They're the Randy edition.

What? That's what we hear. So they're very quick. And we just did the sparklers, man. And he had a blast. And if you saw my Instagram at DC Ruff on the gram, add me on it by the way, you'll probably be wondering why is he wearing a Dallas Stars hoodie? Well, one, he loves the Dallas Stars. Okay. We're a Dallas Stars household. Two, inside the home, he wants to wear sweats and sweatshirts. That's it. And he didn't want to take it off when we went outside. So yeah, he went outside in a hoodie. I don't, you know, he's one of those kids. I don't know if it's like a Gen Z thing and it's bleeding down to his

generation, but you know how these kids are with their hoodies. Oh yeah. It was a blast. Friday, we did some ribs. I did a little St. Louis rib special, classic smoking, about a four hour play. I did the same recipe I did for our Academy livestream. You remember that? I do. Remember those ribs? They were good ribs. They were good ribs.

These were not as good, but they were still good. The ones that I did at your place, Dylan, those are the best ribs I've ever done. You think so? Yeah, and when you guys were gassing them up, I thought y'all were kind of fucking with me. I'm going to take your word for it that they were good. But we did ribs.

It was delightful. We finished the bear. So I'm through the entire season of the bear. I'm going to wait until you finish to talk about it. I am through five episodes of The Boys, final season, or the third. Yeah, I guess it's – what season is this, Randy? The third? Fourth.

Fourth. Fourth. Something I should have said last week. There's an episode this season, episode two. And I watched it on the plane. Have I mentioned this on the show, Randy? You at least mentioned it to me. And I knew that I was behind on House of the Dragon and The Boys, but I was like, neither of those two shows I'm going to try to watch on the plane. So it's crazy that you even attempted it. Yeah, I did. And let me tell you, there's a number of episodes of that show that you don't want to watch on a plane due to

gory violence, things of that nature. Let me just tell you that episode specifically has a number of things, and I can't even describe, that you should not watch it on a plane. And I did. On the plane ride home, nonetheless, from a plane. And I did on the plane ride home nonetheless from a Chicago trip where I drank quite a bit for two days. Just a really dumb move by me. What else did Dave do here? I've got notes. That's about it. That's about it. We laid low, man. We laid real low. Yesterday was my wife's birthday. Shout out to my wife. We did a little fajita dinner. I don't know if you saw it.

Posted a story at DC Rough. Check out my son just checking the sizzle. Just totally mesmerized by it. You see what I'm doing here? You see the post? I know. Okay, well, I'll fuck off then. Check it out, man.

Give me a follow. Need it badly. Other than that, delightful weekend, man. Delightful. Dylan had mentioned the foreign policymakers. We got a funny comment on YouTube of a guy that used to work in the firework showroom, if you want to hear some of the ones that he's heard. I'd love to, because someone tagged us in something. We missed the Pearl Harbor firework, which I just don't think you need, because- Seems a little anti-american actually it's also a date that will live in infamy sure uh he said let's see here um some other that have come across his uh his awares uh harry beaver

sexy rider iwo jima uh barely legal this is my favorite here glitterous and uh wicked pissa wicked pissa i just don't think we need barely legal no i don't think you need any of those i just don't know i like that's how intense this thing is yeah like this this is almost this is almost illegal but it's not. It barely fits the parameters. Can this guy leave his information for cold call? Because I could talk to this guy for an entire show. He worked in the firework showroom industry. Yeah.

I'm very confused. I'd like to talk to him. Tell him to call in. We'll mention it. It was on the short, so he might not be a listener, but we might have gained him as a listener. Drop us a line. Hey,

anything else? Any highlights, lowlights from the weekend? We good? I think, no, I think that covers it, man.

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a video of him out there not apparently there is a video out there um he's wearing a tuxedo and he is wake surfing in one hand he is holding the american flag the other he's drinking i don't know what is that a twisted tea what is he know, what is that, a twisted tea? What is he drinking? Whatever it is. That's a tall boy twisted tea. It's freaking twisted. Is it actually a twisted? I've never had a twisted tea. I see them everywhere, though. One time I bought them for a homeless guy near me.

I asked him if he, like, I was walking to the gas station. I see this guy all the time. He's got a dog. I talked to him, and I was like, what can I do? Do you want anything? He asked me for a twisted tea. That's the end of the story. I just wanted to say that. Makes me feel good about myself. I've never had, have you ever had a twisted tea?

I never tried the stuff. They're too twisted for me. They are very, very twisted. Yeah. I've never had one either. Anyway, there's a video of Zuck and he's, like I said, wake surfing behind a boat and it looks to be a pretty dope location. There's got some little mountains in the distance and I don't know where that where is he does it say it doesn't say it looks like

canyon lake it looks nothing like canyon lake maybe like buchanan and nothing like that either um anyway he's zuck is he's stacking cool points with with uh he's just stacking cool points he looks like he's better at wake surfing than you when this when i saw this on tl i i was scrolling fast and all i saw was i didn't know it realized it was a video at first i thought it was just a uh a still image of him surfing and what i was going to say my take was you can make this dude look cool in a still image but when he starts to move around and you see his his dorky mannerisms and the way he just gets really uncomfortable around people. Like at the UFC fight, for example. He didn't know what to do with his hands and he just looked so uncomfortable.

But then I realized it was a video and it threw that theory out the window. So I think this is a body double. No. What? It's not a double. It's not a double. It's not a double. This guy's too cool.

No, but really, he's got some people around him that are doing some image refurbishing. I mean, look, the last four years of Zuck's image, somebody's putting in some work here. But like the talks, I mean, I don't know. Dave, what are your thoughts on this? No, I was letting you go. The chain and the bow tie. I didn't even notice the chain. Chain outside the shirt.

You don't see that. Look, he's doing a lot. Yeah. And there will be a Zuck presidential run in the next, I would say, 12 years. I think that's going to happen. He has gone from smoking these meats, the awkwardness of that video, to mixing around in the MMA world, showing up in fighters' corners, training. His dad's a dentist.

Dylan famously tried to kidnap him. Dr. Zuckerberg. And now he is doing boat content. Not only boat content, but epic bacon boat content with the flag. If you compare this to the video of a few years back when he was- Sunblocked. Sunblocked. What was that thing he was on?

What are those things called? Hydrofoil? Hydrofoil. That's right. And he had just a full white face with the sunblocked sunblock what was the thing he was on what are those things called hydrofoil hydrofoil that's right and he had just a full like just full white face with the the sunblock he's come a long way since those days yeah um this seems like a lot of work just to to put out a video but it probably was the biggest video to drop which which makes him which is a dorky in itself to conceptualize this video and to make it happen. It's like, oh, I got to get a talk.

Someone's got to hand me an American flag while I'm out there and then toss me my twisted tea. I would love to know how this went down. It's pretty dorky. If you really break it down, it's kind of a dorky situation. I will say the twisted tea move is kind of weird. Had he gone with just an an American beer, like just a Miller light, a Coors light with blue mountains, something like that. The twisted tea is an interesting choice. I don't, I, I, for one, I don't like to talk about my politics publicly.

I'm not going to vote for a guy who drinks twisted tea. I'm just not, I don't, it's the world's twisted enough as it is. And I have to say, though, he's the first person I've ever seen try to chug something while wake surfing or wakeboarding. It's true. You know what I mean? He's the guy who originated it. Okay. I literally, like very literally, I started this trend. Very literally.

Which trend? The tuxedo thing? Drinking an alcoholic beverage while wake surfing. No rope, by the way. I started this back in this was uh 20 let's see no 2004 i did this i just haven't seen a video of it that's the thing there's a picture of it on total frat move.com wow now that now that is a tfm this is before i did it no one had ever done this,

much less documented it in the way that I did, a very cool way on Lake Austin. Okay. I literally started this. So he's just swagger jacking. I don't know. By the way, Twisted Tea, only 5% ABV? I expect it to be much higher.

I thought it was just like get drunk fast. Why don't you give us the real number you want to talk about? The sugar content. Let's hear that. Oh, I don't know the sugar content that is not good oh there's a twisted tea extreme that's eight percent randy yeah randy hell yeah fuck yeah do you think this would have been better if that's a twisted tea it was a busy and instead of a tuxedo is mugsy jeans i was gonna say like we kind of just did this oh my god years ago Okay. In a 12-ounce twisted tea, there are 23 grams of sugar. So we're talking, that's a tall, that looks like a 24-ouncer. That's 20, that's 46 grams of sugar.

That's way too much sugar. What are you doing? I got to say 23 in a 12-ounce is less than I thought. Really? Because I'm in here in like a Coca-Cola. A lot. A lot. There's a lot in a Sprite.

There's 63 in a 20 ounce sprite that's insane that's so much who drank that at the airport a few years ago is that will will will will loves um a hungover sprite see i'm a hungover ginger ale guy that's too much sugar dog ray can you stop take the video off it's like giving me a i i can't stop it's really unbelievable dude so do you think what do you think zuck's long play is there's also a twisted t light that has 6.2 grams of suge what do you think the play is you got to get off the twisted he just wants people to think he's cool because he knows he knows the narrative out there he knows everyone thinks he's a dork he knows

everyone thinks he's a dork which version of zuck do you want to hang out with more you have to hang out with this one of these two mma zuck or boat zuck you got to hang out with one i don't know man that boat zuck that's you think it's both give me sweet baby rays zuck oh okay we're smoking these okay yeah at least i get some some dope meat it's probably mid i'll get some meat out of it at least okay okay um i want to get out in front of this. I know it's been picked up by some major outlets, but one thing I left out of my weekend in fun, we went up to the Hamptons just for a few days.

I don't go there often, but we were there and we stayed at – so a lot of people don't know this. I was a ground floor investor in Goop. It was Gwyneth Paltrow's John. So she invited us out as ground floor investors day ones. A lot of news come out of the Hamptons these days. For real? Yeah. Well, here's something, and I was a guest there, okay? At her home in her cottage. It's very quaint. It's very nice. And I did stay the night there and I did leave abruptly. Why did you leave so abruptly?

Well, I mixed my Ozempic with my Twisted Tea. Okay. And those two things don't go together. Oh, no. So I had my gut biome had a flare up. My divertic flared up. I don't have to release this information to people because it's HIPAA. But I thought I owed it to you guys.

Before you read it in a major news outlet, I just wanted you guys to know this happened to me. You had some Rhea. Say it, Randy. Just get out of the way, man. It's Rhea time. You're not laughing at that. Great studio audience we have today.

Major celebrity who suffered ozempic-induced diarrhea on Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons' home bed has been revealed. How did this news get out? Somebody does not like this guy. Who was it? His name is Derek. I'm not going to say his last name. He's supposed to be a major celebrity?

Mainly because I don't know it. Derek Blasberg. I just said his last name. Supposed to be a major celebrity? Mainly because I don't know it. Derek Blasberg. I just said his last name. What does he know him for? So I read into this. He is like a professional celebrity best friend. He is a socialite. He is just kind of a always around A-listers guy.

He's a coattail rider. Absolutely. He's a professional coattail rider. He absolutely is. Which is good work if you can get it and he's done a really really good job of it but somebody he crossed somebody because there is no reason this should have blown up and landed in sky news to the point to where we're right we've got headlines and we're outing him and then podcasts are talking about it and um

yeah this guy had a blowout and just bailed yeah that's what you got to do but he left money for the cleaning crew is that true according we talked about this on our retail therapy and apparently yeah he like just left money and for the cleaning crew and left was this on like a couch the floor the patio it was a bed play in the bed yeah you ever been in that situation i've never made messy in the bed i've never had uh ria in a bed in my life knock on wood so uh the insider who released this information said first of all it's not oempic. That's just what he told everyone. Also, the insider revealed that Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow, told Oprah, Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld and Larry David about the mess, which was how news of the disgrace quickly spread from their celebrity-studded circle into the media. So, like, who leaked it?

Well, he did in the bed. Right. Who leaked the information? Who leaked the story? It sounds like... Gwyneth? I mean, Gwen told Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, and I got to assume that it just goes from there. Yeah, those guys will yap on you.

I got to say, if this is me, and they're like, hey, which celebs do you want or do not want to find out about this? Pretty much Oprah and Seinfeld are on the list. It's funny that Larry David got wind of it it because this would make for an excellent curb episode actually yeah this is uh this is tough and like so i went to i went looking into this guy a little bit and um there's some people who don't like him just because of what we said he's just a leech he's just uh yeah he's just around yeah like there's photos of with him with taylor swift Just because of what we said. He's a celeb leech? Yeah, he's just around.

There's photos of him with Taylor Swift. There's photos of him with Anne Athel. I don't know. I don't know. The fact that this blew up to the point that it did is- He will forever be the guy who had diarrhea at gwyneth paltrow's home you kind of got to lean into it right like um like our boy who uh locked in at the marathon he should have gone live he should have gone look at look what just happened i mean i'm sitting here i'm in gwyneth paltrow's bed in her guest room you guys aren't gonna believe this i'm laying in my

own diarrhea right now it's like i'm not gonna show you i just want you guys to know this happened it's out there um and now i'm locked in. Rhea happens. I forgot that Davis Clark did that. And that was what made me follow him. I'm like, this guy is truly a real one. See, that's the problem. This guy, Derek, Derek's not locked in. He just dipped.

He just dipped. Left the scene of the crime and he's out. He'll go clean up, clean up his nappy. This is like back when Randy was in his wild days when he really fucked around. And would go stay at his buddy's place on the couch, pass out there blacked out. Would pee on the couch and wake up and just fucking leave and delete him from his phone and never talk to him again. Multiple times. That happened all the time.

Flip the couch cushions. Jeez, Randy. Yeah. It's like that, but on a way bigger level. Yeah. Going to the palo trovo's home it's tough man major celeb uh can you come back from this no you think they're gonna start you think they're gonna lose his number when this guy's livelihood is like his uh his connections and his uh these people he knows you know he doesn't have he's not good at anything you know

i don't think he's good at being a friend's not good at anything. I don't think. He's good at being a friend. He's good at bullshitting his way into some high society circles. But that's not enough when you're the Rhea guy. Is he the Rhea guy, Randy? Because you're kind of our Rhea guy. I might have to give him the Rhea guy nod.

Okay, that's huge. Is he your Rhea guy of the week? Oh, for sure. Maybe of the month. Maybe of the year it's early still it is early that's tough man it's really tough and like the his silence is is kind of you gotta you don't okay look you don't have to admit to anything but you gotta like make it a joke right you kind of have to lean into it a bit like i don't know like if it

was one of us. Like, if something like this happened in Chicago, you kind of make a joke. I can't deny it, right? If one of us did this in Chicago, we would have had content for weeks about it. We shared a bed. This didn't happen.

I know, I'm just saying. As far as I know. It would have been a real problem. But if you had done that in the bed that I was sharing with you, it would have been a theme on the these episodes for months months to come it's true is that the worst thing that can happen to you in a bed at cornet paltrow's house it's up there i mean you could wake up with a horse head

that's better understand the reference i think that's better but if it's your horse still man at least you're not the guy who died well Dylan didn't care for the movie Randy and I'm guessing you haven't even seen it

it was a good movie it was a good movie it's just I don't see it okay it wasn't the best movie like people say I'm glad Will got a chance

to talk about this I feel weird doing the story without him just cause you know him and Gwyneth are kind of on the same wave in many... Very true. How sorry is she, though? You don't tell people that.

If this person is so much your friend that you let him stay at your home in the Hamptons... What if he just crashed? What if he got so messed up and just fell asleep on her bed? Like, well, I guess he's spending the night and the next morning... mean i'm not saying that's what happened but maybe she doesn't like him what's the deal with ozempic what's the deal with ozempic you know anybody on ozempic does it give people the runs i don't know that's what i want to know i don't know anybody on it i know a few people on it you want to name them no i'm just kidding one of my friends that you've met is on it yeah i mean i i just that's a bad side effect he's a he's a larger fella that makes

sense yeah given that what the drug does he's less large now than he was when he started it seems to work yeah is this the price you have to pay though i don't know i don't know much about it what do you do you just clean up and go about your day. See, he fucked up just leaving it there. You get it and you just leave with the sheets and you throw them in a dumpster or burn them. And you send Gwen off the text like, hey, you're going to notice that your sheets are all messy. You might have noticed your sheets are gone. And this is why. Here's the deal.

Something went down. You're never going to see those sheets again. You're not going to. Just so you know. They were Egyptian cotton. They were probably so you know. They were Egyptian cotton. They were probably very expensive sheets. Probably excellent sheets. Yeah.

Here's what I can do for you. When you have a house in the Hamptons, you don't buy your sheets at Target. You just don't. What's that mean? You know, I think you know. Target's got some great stuff. I'm not saying that they don't. I'm saying that Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't go to Target for her sheets.

Well said. Thank you. I'm saying that Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't go to Target for her cheese. Well said. Thank you. I've got some questions for Randy. Randy did some content over the weekend, I assume. Yeah.

Why don't you promote your thing? Follow me at Randy Trebecki on Instagram and TikTok. Okay. You can't stop there.

You got to talk about what you did. Well, I feel like Dave was about to do a follow-up question. Go ahead. You've been doing more content lately. You've't stop there. You got to talk about what you did. Well, I feel like Dave was about to do a follow-up question. Go ahead. You've been doing more content lately. You've been doing good content. You've gone viral on TikTok.

You're doing great. I don't know if it's good content. He's been doing content, though. It's good content. New York Times. Explain what you did, and then I've got one question to ask you. Are you talking about specifically the night? Yeah, I am talking about the night.

Yes, yes. There's currently a war going on on Instagram and TikTok, a fake war, a fantasy war between knights and gnomes. And I did a POV, POV of a night. And I got another one coming out in a couple, an hour. Dylan, you ever done a POV at night? No, I haven't. I haven't.

Okay. I was wondering if this was like something you just thought of or if this was a trend. No, it's a big trend going on right now. Okay. So you're dropping

part two today. This trend doesn't, our algorithm isn't picking this trend up. It's for guys like Randy. Gonna say, my algorithm looks a lot different.

Yeah. No, I think Trash Can Paul did something with it. Okay. So it's getting a little mainstream. So, you film this video by yourself. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think Trash Can Paul did something with it. Okay. So it's getting a little mainstream. So you film this video by yourself.

Mm-hmm. Where? In the trails behind my apartment. Are there people around when you did this? No. You didn't see anybody? Are you wearing the full garb? No. I just have a long-sleeve shirt on and then the bracers and then we're looking

through the helmet here where did you get the helmet uh bush got that at the run fair and i asked him to borrow it so in theory is that meat in your little canteen what's in what's in that uh actually funny enough there's nothing in it it's a little movie trick that i wasn't actually drinking i was acting you see i was acting like i was drinking it what's the response been on this video um it's got i mean so far on instagram it's got like 120 comments but all people in there it's all one big joke that everyone's like on sides of like either they're knights and they're like happy for me or they're gnomes and saying that they're gonna kill me it's it's how it is. It's a big fun joke that we're all in a part of.

No, I don't know about all of us. Well, everyone in the comments. I'm not saying I'm above it. This is the first I've seen on such a thing. Dorks are just flocking to this comment section. Dylan, what do we got to do to get you in one of these? I just don't think that's in my future, Dave. Randy, how do we get Dylan in this?

I don't think that's in his future, Dave. Can I get in one? How do I do it? If you want to be a wizard in one, I'll get Dylan in this? I don't think that's in his future, Dave. How do I, can I get in one? How do I do it? Yeah, if you want to be a wizard in one, I'll get you in one. Okay. I mean, I'm kind of, I'm kind of Derek Blasberging it

or whatever that fucker's name is. You're going to shit on camera? No, I'm not going to do that, but I just want to, I just want to be a part of it for the clout, even though I bring nothing to the table. Well, I'll let you know. I did, after I finished retail therapy, i went out and filmed all stuff so i filmed six of them i've

edited four i got two more to go and i filmed six yeah and i have an idea to film three more so if this trend's still going randy you're um as far as i know you're a single man yeah what are you saying here i just feel like and this isn't a slight whatsoever, but when you are trying to court a young lady. I'm not trying to court a young lady. But if you are, and she's like, oh, what's this guy all about? She goes to your Instagram. I feel like you're fishing from a very specific pond.

You know? And? One that appreciates this type of humor. Or a moat. Or a moat or a moat if you will you know and she's like oh uh okay this is the content that this guy's doing and hey and maybe that's the way you find you find uh the future mrs trim backy what's your point um no nothing that you have a very specific uh brand are you trying to nerd your way into some strange yep okay that's good that's good dude you're gonna be a i'm gonna make

a prediction at the next ren fair which is what next spring probably i mean the one that i want to go to is in the fall the next one fair the next one you go to you will be a c plus ren fair celebrity i mean maybe b maybe b that's just in the first in the first 12 posts of your instagram we got juby slide randy fuck yeah one of the pictures is him just dressed up at the ren fair and the full like the helmet and the sword and everything um he's got he's doing a dan flashes video yes the fourth of j um he's got he's doing a dan flashes video yes the fourth of july one he's he's doing i don't know what's going on here i haven't listened to the the audio of this yet but he's he's eating hot dogs at a rapid clip or just one i was i was kirby or glizzy kirby glirby if you will and then he was the one then the one we just

talked about the the night hunting gnomes or whatever and there's six more and the one we just talked about, the night hunting gnomes or whatever. And there's six more. And the one pinned is, of course, the very famous sundress one. New York Times. New York Times, yes. Ray, you're the biggest content guy in the company. You are. Never change, Randy. Dude.

Never change. Cloud isn't going to chase itself, you know? Man, I really need you to be like, when they start advertising the Ren Faire, I really need you to be like, uh, when they start advertising the Ren fair, they're going to be like, uh, with a special appearance by,

uh, Randy Trumbacki. What did they call you? What did they call you in that, in that article? Tik TOK, Tik TOK user, Mr.

Trumbacki, the Tik TOKer. He's the Tik TOK. I'm the Tik TOKer. That's him. No mention of the company. Well, the great Randino,

just a few, a few posts down to which one's the great Randino of the company. Well, The Great Randino, just a few posts down, too. Which one's The Great Randino? This one. Okay. The Great Randino. That was me showing everyone that I'm not rocking a mustache. Jeez.

I support this. Randy, you're the most interesting man I know. You are a very interesting cat. My favorite, of course, is the Doug Demidome. Ah, nothing will top that. That's an all-time. It's almost impossible to top it. It is great. It would be very tough to top that.

You understand? The way he was just – he was thriving that night, walking through the streets of Austin, just getting dapped up left and right. Loved it. That was the most I felt like an A-list celebrity. I cannot walk like three seconds without someone coming up to me. Getting into the Uber when his hat won't fit,

so he has to take it off and like stuff it in. It's fucking good. Hey, can we get just like a random night of you walking down like rainy or something as Doug Dimmadome? As Doug Dimmadome? No Halloween at all. Isaac, I trust as Doug Dimmadome. Yeah, maybe.

We'll see. He's taking pictures with strangers on the street like he's he's killing it that that video like it's a great video there's probably like 40 more people that came up take pictures with me on that it was a great night i wish i had your your zest your lust for uh for content for goofy shit yeah i really do oh my god oh man but yeah follow me on uh instagram and twitter and tiktok at rainy trebecki oh man he's like if you like some goofy content he's slowly like he's like rocketing to the top of the uh content circle man you know what i love saving money how about you guys you You guys like that?

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That was pretty good. She's the Huck Tua girl. She is. We've probably talked about her on every episode we've done for the last two weeks and i mean people are probably getting a little fatigue but she's like on social now she's activated the social she's doing it she's leaned in she's fully leaned in at this point capitalizing on her 15 minutes trying to extend those 15 minutes well beyond okay so do we need a doc did we need the origin story no she released a video and it kind of looks like a well-made political ad for someone running for the House of Representatives in their state.

Okay. She's being branded as, and I don't know who's behind this branding. Her little PR team that she's assembled, I guess. Again, she's signed with CAA, a big talent agency. Again, I think she is a lovely young lady. I think she's charming and she's cute and she's not signed with caa and again again i think she is a lovely young lady i think she's charming and she's cute and she's got a good thing going but the video that that was released she starts off saying like i'm from belfast tennessee right outside lewisburg whatever it is i don't know this um this is good and then it goes on like she it goes on. It's as if she is some kind of local hero in her town.

Like she saved a school bus full of children. Well, maybe it was a school bus that if it were to go under like 55 miles an hour, there was a bomb on it and it might explode. Sure. You could say it's it's along that those lines yeah just an idea um but this video is funny that her family's in it and they're talking about how like you know they're all so proud of her and is dad wearing a hawk to a hat dad's wearing a hawk to a 24 hat officially licensed merch shout out to her for getting the bag it's like i don't know if if as as the as the father and knowing what Hak Tua means, and I assume that he does.

What does it mean to you? It's more about what it means to him, the father of the young lady who said it and went viral for it. To me, it's a little like, okay, well, whatever, man, go off. But like, I don't know. Heroic is not a word i would use to describe her sure about that i don't know this is she's gonna fly too close to the sun she's gonna do this doc and very few people are gonna watch it and they were never gonna hear from her again here's the

deal it does seem like a lot the people who are are advising her and doing this for her, they know a lot more about this than me. They know how to make people into... Like look, Tiffany Gomez, loose friend of the show. Yeah. Friend of yours. Sure. Very nice. Twitter friend. Very nice. She went from a plain lady to up till this point, and it's been a year, right?

At least a year. She's still a year right at least a year it just she's still around it just it just hit a year and this this this is bigger than plain lady so look she can extend this thing out and she might have some juice i just don't know it's weird seeing like tiffany is not image rehab or the image crafting in real time tiffany is just taking a different approach though she's still very much like living her own life um you can call her tiff tiff she doesn't she's not like trying to capitalize on it she's like she's she's done like she did the the bathing suit pic wearing the ultra light you know bathing suit and that's the most like she wasn't even paid for that by the way according to her she's just like i'm here i'm she's done she's done like the podcast circuit a little bit so maybe i'm not that's not fully accurate what i'm saying she do our show she did

not do our show not yet not yet um yeah i don't know it's just when i saw that because it has like the friday night lights um vibe to it where it's just kind of like small town slow it's kind of like things move a little differently here in belfast or whatever yeah and i'm just wondering i'm like okay drone shots of of her hometown yeah you know it's the budget that went into this was substantial yeah there's an effort effort behind this video um yeah is it what's the move is it a pot like i've seen uh i was reading a pro bible shout out to brandon they're saying that there's a potential reality show i think reality show might be the move podcast i don't know if we need that we don't need more podcasts i don't even know if we need this one yeah true i don't know if we need that we don't need more podcasts i don't even know if we need this one yeah true i don't know if we need a documentary i just don't need the how much juice does she

actually have i don't know but i'm gonna find out i will say the guy who's the guy who did the man on the street interview is anybody uh does anybody know the name of that show or who that guy is randy do you know you're laughing that's what i've been saying is like this was his like content and stuff and no one knows anything about his like did he is he getting a little taste on this no i have no clue this poor guy he's not no one knows that guy's name no he just put a he's put a microphone in the right person's face and he's yeah is this the most successful man on the street interview ever? Yes. Because that content, the last three years, that shit's just blown up. My algorithm occasionally, I'll just see Gen Z dudes out asking chicks subtly horny stuff on 6th Street. Yeah, what's the most amount of guys you hooked up with?

What's your body count? What's your roster? Yeah. you hooked up with what's your body count what's your roster yeah the only other like popular one i've seen is like the guy asking people like how do you get out of the hood and like the white guy comes up and they're like he's like i don't know he just starts rapping mike jones have you ever seen that one that's a good one yeah that's oh yeah yeah yeah yeah there's also a funny one from um six street in austin this guy asked this young lady um what's the most annoying thing a guy does or something like that and she goes uh ask me a question on six feet when i'm trying to go to the restroom and she

just walks off and he guys like oh well fuck you then or something like that he gets really embarrassed it's really funny i've seen that one who's the guy who's the austin dude who asks people how much they pay in rent have you seen that dude oh i haven't seen that one those are all stage i those are stage i i kind of enjoy those though honestly the uh the bing bong the whole those that one that was a pretty good man in the street guys yeah i just think bang i just i i thought about that guy the other day i was like what's he doing is that like us is he punching air like remember when uh dad bod like we did it tfm or tsm somebody somebody at our old company wrote about dad bod and it was a thing this is like 2014 like two years later some other outlet

did a dad bod thing and it blew up and we were all like we did we did it first we were like so mad about it it's kind of like being the first person to ever chug an alcoholic beverage while wake surfing and then like the most rich man in the world, the richest man does it. Kind of like that, right? Kind of like that. A little bit, yeah. It's kind of like a content cucking.

He did. I got zuck cucked, man. That was my thing. Look, I'm happy for. I've got no ill will. I just, I will. I worry that they're moving a little quick. Yeah. Well, now's the time to capitalize. You can't let it sit for six months and then try to do a documentary. Yeah, that's exactly right. What I just said is stupid. The iron is hot. It's time to strike. I don't like seeing it in real time.

Yeah. I just hope that this ends well for her. Are they going to give her a podcast with a guy who looks like me, but with a better head of hair and more tats, like a sleeve? You can't say more tats, but you have zero tats. You don't know that. You don't fucking know. I do. Oh, because you stayed in a hotel room with me and you're fucking peeping me changing?

I did. I saw your entire hot ass naked body and there's no ink on it oh yeah buddy you have to you have to use a black light to see my tat okay oh man well shout out to hayley shout out to hayley welch hope this goes well i also had this thought what if she was randomly a listener there's not a crazy thought that she listened to the show i know we're small to mid size but like what if she listened does she follow any of us probably no not at all no i checked that'd be probably follow scary i think she had socials up to like a week ago what if she follows

fucking this guy she's in a in a rent fair shit dude goofy shit she's team gnome now. Oh, forget her then. Oh. So I wasn't going to bring this to air because it's kind of a personal matter, but I would be remiss if I didn't let people in on something that I'm going through personally in my family. My backyard. We have a deck. You've been to my house, right, Dylan? You did a podcast there. I've got a back deck. You do. to my house, right, Dylan? You did a podcast there. I've got a back deck.

You do. And on it is a smoker, some chairs, a little table. Go out there and, you know, the two nights or the two weeks out of the year that we can go outside and enjoyable temperature. We do go out there. Maybe I'll have my coffee in the morning,

have a drink out there. It's under attack by wasps, cicada killer wasps. And, um, you might be wondering like, what, how's that cool, man? Everybody has like yellow jackets, wasps, bees. It's not that big of a thing.andy show uh dylan here what we're dealing with here so the top pick is uh from google that is uh just for size i believe that's a quarter it's next to these are big fucking wasps oh my god that's a nickel okay it's still it's still big that's a nickel david i don't know. You know I don't talk about finances publicly. Dave doesn't deal in small change. Big bills only.

The picture on the right is one that I took from my door. It was on my door. The picture on the left is two dead cicadas on my deck. Yeah, I know. I did a bad job staining my deck. We're probably going to get a new one here in the next year. They don't have nests like a traditional wasp these fucking things they dwell like they're under my deck they have an underground little uh nest that they dig they burrow they burrow how big is this fucker it

lacks scale dude i'm not kidding the biggest one which I think is the male, which famously does not sting and has a fake stinger, but still creepy. Dude, it's almost the size of a hummingbird. It's about that big. They're big and they're thick. I have not been stung. My dog, my kid, we have not been stung, but we can't go in our backyard. You don't have to worry about it. You can't go in your backyard?

Okay, we can. I've been going in my backyard. But, dude, they're all around. They're very non-aggressive. They're not aggressive unless you are aggressive toward it. But, dude, I'm walking. They live under my deck, and I'm constantly using my smoker. I'm constantly walking on it.

Randy, my dog, he's aware of them. He always like, when he looks over and sees them, he kind of runs off, doesn't like them. I got to get rid of them. Look at that thing on my door. Imagine you're about to walk outside and that thing is just sitting on the glass. It's a problem. It's a problem. You're a Midwest guy. Are you familiar with these? Yeah. There was one summer that they were all over the place and I was painting parking lots. They were swarming all over and we were just walking in between them

and painting parking lots. They're very docile. They don't really attack humans at all. Cool little bugs, but big bugs. If you were me, what are you going to do? Nothing? You got a kid. You got a kid who likes to go outside and-

I would probably try to maybe was maybe wasp wasp kill or something because yeah your kid and your dog might try to like grab and play them and then they'll become aggressive so so like i had this whole plan that i was going to take one take them out there's three of them thus far and sometimes you can catch them all in the same area but i have yet to like be able to get them all together outside of that one chance. I missed my shot. So now I'm afraid if I take one out, then the other two are going to realize, because they seem smart, man. So I don't want to take one out and have the other two be aggressive, and I'm going to be out there cooking burgers one day, and they're just going to murk me.

Because their stingers are no joke. I don't know if it hurts any more than a regular wasp, but dude, these things are just leaving cicadas dead out on my deck like it's nothing, like they're sending a message. Look at that. Like you could be next, Davey? I don't know if it's going to take me out, but it's going to hurt, and I'm going to cry about it a little bit. Probably take the day off.

Damn, man. What are you doing? What's the solution here? I'm going to hook the hose up, and I'm going to stick it under the deck and I'm going to flood them out. I read that they don't like that. For real? I'm going to flood them out.

We're going to see about that. That's it. So if you've got any advice of what you can do to get rid of these fuckers, I would love to know. And if you've ever been stung by one, I want to know how bad it hurts. Because does that not look like it would hurt more than a regular wasp? It does. They're huge. They're big. They're intimidating for sure. Okay. Well, T's and P's, man. Hopefully it works out well for you guys.

Thank you. Keep the little guys away. Keep the kids away. You can see when we've got the little mini trampoline, we've got the Fisher-Price slide, which by the way- Little Sammy catches one of these. You don't want that. No, not at all. Little fella out there. What's wrong with the slide. The Fisher-Price slide, it's not big enough to enjoy. We bought it for roads last year, and now he realized it's not fun to slide down,

so now all he wants to do is climb up it and stand on it. He's using it as a ramp for his rollerblades? He's using it like, he's like, well, that's not enough. I got to trick it up. I got to do other other shit so he wants to put it all grinding on it he wants to do anything but use it uh for the intended purpose i get it it's pretty impressive honestly anything else before we get out of here that's all i got man hope that works out for you man busy episode okay sounds like you guys really cared about that no i'm concerned i don't know what to say i'm concerned for you guys i just hope you know hopefully everything works out for you man it's a busy episode okay sounds like you guys really cared about that no i'm i'm concerned i don't know what to say i'm concerned for you guys i just hope you know

hopefully everything works out speechless yeah i like those those wasps they're cool he's a big wasp guy all right we will uh see you tomorrow for exactly five minutes bye-bye you