Circling Back - Hypothetical Lines & Real or Fake: Pre-Workout Returns

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

Dillon and Randy put together a whole slew of Real or Fake Preworkouts, we talk about the dangers of being a scum bag in modern dating, our Masters Sunday setups, Recapping This Weekend in Fun, horny popcorn buckets, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (32:43) Real or Fake Pre-Workouts (1:03:00) Men Being Dogs (1:08:00) Will’s Breaking News: Wonka, Broncos, and Popcorn Buckets Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Indochino: www.indochino.com (STEAM for 10% off purchase of $399 or more) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming. Day after day. We are coming. All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast. Coming to you live, Watch Media HQ. My name's Will DeFries to my left. The master himself, David Ruff.

All right, I'm going to do it, Will. I'm going to do it live on the show. I'm going to take it off. He's doing the thing. I'm going to take it off. He's doing the thing. I'm going to remove the app. I'm removing the app. Why don't you just leave it? Just kidding.

I'm removing nothing. Am I crazy for deleting the app every year and then redownloading? What's the point of deleting it? That I don't need it on my phone for another year. Yeah, but it's not doing any harm just sitting there. Nah. Nah, I don't need some golf. I don't need some golf tournament app on my phone 24 7 is it taking up too much space on your phone do you not have the gigabytes to sustain something like that talking to yourself plan mr doing chivalry in the building man what a day it is

not only is it content week but we're also doing real or fake pre-workouts today. And your boy is psyched. I've been planning this out for a week now. I was going to say, you've put more into this than anything I've seen in a long time. I had some help from my dear friend Randall behind the booth over there. It's going to be a fun day of content, everybody. Just wait. Randy, did you have a good birthday weekend i had a great birthday weekend

and as you know i stay strapped in the office now brett what i think about the charge of getting me a sword and i'm so happy listen to that click how real is that sword yeah this one is not as real could you get in trouble if you get pulled over and that thing's in your, like... Better not. This is Texas. Is it sharp? It's not super sharp. I mean, it could definitely kill someone.

It's pointed enough that I could stab. I can impale someone with it. But I don't think I'm really slicing someone. This one was only, like, it was under $200. Do you impale anyone on your birthday weekend? This one was under $200. The first booth we went to was like real actual swords that they forged themselves and they started at the lowest at 3k so didn't

get one who is your swordsmith oh is there some famous swordsmiths that you maybe have pulled i don't know i was just curious if maybe uh yoshihara yoshindo did it it was not yoshihara yoshindo if it if it ain't uh yoshihara yoshindo i don't even want it get it out of there what's the one from kill bill what's that dude's name yeah david carradine no the guy who makes the swords you know david carradine passed away right i do how uh he was masturbating while choking himself and he died yep yep we're choking himself while masturbating with a pulley a rope and pulley system yeah he had devised to he went too hard he was trying to edge death and death is not to be edged my friend i some will say that he is the realist of beaters. I mean, while talking swords and everything,

Dave, can I get your review of Shogun season one as you're five episodes in? Tori Hanzo. Yeah, there you go. I love that you're sneaky a Kill Bill guy. So good. How are you feeling about Shogun, Dave? Think we can shame Dylan enough to start watching it?

Feels like we don't even have to. If you're not watching it by now. I feel like I'm going to, I'm going to give it a shot. I'm going to give it a chance to earn my business. I haven't seen people clamoring about a show like this in a while. I know there's a lot of clamoring. I'm enjoying it.

There's many things within the show to like. I'm going to check it out. Many things. I kind of want the, all the, the English dudes to just start like a footy team and start like playing over there. Yeah.

I don't know if football had been invented yet, though, because it's like 1600. You know me. I'm not a big history guy. Somebody was playing some version of footy then, right? I don't know. I don't know. They probably like got like some like lamb's intestine

and like blew it up into a ball and threw it at each other. Yeah, the origins date back over 2,000 years. Wow. Ancient China, Greece, Rome. China. Sorry. It's fun to say. Wait, what did you say they were playing with?

Like lamb intestines how far could you kick a lamb intestine yeah if it's inflated with air and it's like the the same weight as a soccer ball no no it was just ripped do you think do you think you could punch a soccer ball further than me i just had intestine uh yeah i don't know i don't know i'm not i'm not great at punting i'm not really that good either it wasn't a skill that i needed so i didn't i didn't hone that in i don't think i'm very i don't think i punt very far i would really get into one and it wouldn't fly like you know you see a an nfl punt i'm like man what's what am i doing wrong see i've always had a dream that like

nfl punting and special teams will get so advanced that they get to the point where punters are kicking it out of the air. Like the long snapper snaps it to them, and they just punt it from there, so it never gets blocked. We need that kind of efficiency. Wouldn't that be kind of sick? I don't know, man. Wouldn't get blocked. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Do you remember that sorority? Conpont? They were threatened with the devastating sea punt. Remember the conpont? No. Threatened by one of their own. Was this a TFM thing? It was the most viral story that TFM has ever done, I think. Really?

Yeah. It sounds familiar. No, I don't totally remember. Bro Bible hired her. Yes. That's true. randy i looked up whether or not it's legal to carry a sword in texas and it says while swords are not directly mentioned in texas's weapons code they fall into the category of location restricted knives

since they measure more than five and a half inches long yeah i got one thing to say come and take it re Rebecca Mortensen. And what happened to her? What happened to her for anyone that doesn't remember this viral video? It wasn't a video. It was an email she sent to her sorority sisters. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were not – it was rushed or something,

and they weren't doing what they were supposed to be doing, so she threatened all of them and said, I will cunt punt you if you don't do whatever. Okay. It's all coming back to me now. Yes, I do remember this. It was great. That line was actually used in the interview with James Franco and the other fella.

They stole that line for that movie. That's a good hat tip. I think James Franco was a big TFM-er back in the day. He would submit a lot of one-liners. You think so? Such a good movie, by the way. Weren't they calling you James Cranko? Yeah, they were for a little bit.

Just a little bit, though. We are coming. Who is it? Day after day. Is that the watcher's face? We are coming. The guy with the weird mouth? Davis Clark.

Weird mouth? How about a strong jaw? He's got a weird mouth. Davis Clark. He's a dog. Some facial hair would do him wonders he's a lego yeah like he's like he is he's not like your stereotypical lego but he he's a lego guy for sure he failed his uh exam the other day yeah yeah it's tough but he's out here grinding

dude he doesn't have to go to work on monday he gets to go to work on Monday. He's going to lock back in. His third exam for some kind of... No, it was his Series 8. His CFA. I don't even know what that means. Dude, we're smart. LinkedIn. Chick-fil-A. Listen, I'm a podcaster.

He failed the Chick-fil-A exam. Chick-fil-A exam. What does that mean? That's one thing I've never failed. Just a minor setback for a major comeback. What is a CFA exam? The Chartered Financial Analyst exam. I still think Chick-fil-A would be better if it didn't have waffle fries.

Oh. Hey, we failed that exam. We got our charter pulled. Fuck. Oh, that's good. Are you guys not going to compliment my master's quarter's end? I'm master's logo guy in the studio right now dude it's swag you've never I never knew what it felt like to just like I received my master's package when we had left town and I was so excited to get home and rip that thing open I didn't try on anything in the actual store and so like take

ripping that open was like better than Christmas can you even try stuff on in the store you can but like it was one of those scenarios where they have a bunch of mannequins with shirts on them and so you walk up and say like i'll do a medium and number 14 yeah and then they put they put it down in front of you very nicely but like you feel kind of guilty with all the people behind you waiting and it's in like the nice plastic packaging you can't just like rip it open and take your shirt off right there there were people in like the dressing room and i was like you guys got to chill a little bit like there's golf to be watching by hooking up what if we kiss in the master's changing room i'm still waiting on my vest to get here i ordered that vest that uh jay day was wearing dude he was getting too much flack this weekend no he wasn't no dude he was he wasn't getting

enough he looked fired. The only questionable choice was the vest. Friday, he looked like a total idiot. Well, Augusta asked him to take the vest off. You know, I would have not taken it off. He was probably – okay. He probably committed to wearing the vest because like obviously Malbon was like paid him a bunch of money. When he was asked to take it off, he was probably like, oh, thank God.

I can take this. Like they didn't even ask. They just like – Yeah. He just made that no no they just told me yeah i just had uh ridley just came over and told me i had to take it off yeah yeah yeah i thought you looked good dude i like the baggy pants you would well here's the thing like all the other guys are just so boring like we got speed out there wearing like a, a tropical print polo with a AT&T logo on it. Like, come on. Can we not talk about Spieth anymore?

Come on. He's what a disappointment. I thought Tiger looked good in his Sunday red, though. A little sweaty. Not good for the moisture wicking. No, no, no. But, no, I'm not talking the actual Sunday red shirt. I just meant, like, his line of clothing.

I was very, I was like, okay, I really like this. I like his pants a lot, actually. Yeah, he looked good. Had the subtle little Sunday red on the ankle. He looked good. Should we actually, since I just want to talk Masters stuff, should we just do this weekend in fun? Yeah, let's get in.

All right, let's do it. We are coming. It's the third time. Day after day, we are coming. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like the turnoff. Bro, bro, bro, There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. There's a crazy event happening.

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code. Load the car. I made messy on my shirt. It's okay, man. A little spilly. A little spilly for D-Biz. This wasn't wicking moisture. Some of the spit from your big hooter you have in it fell out when it happened. Yeah. My big old Rhodesian Ridgeback that I had in there.

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at the Masters. I was so happy. Like the boys are just bussing right now. Yeah. They had so many Azalea prints out there that people just like, I mean, going all in on the masters beautiful thing to see dylan what'd you

get into this weekend let me start friday that's usually where the weekend does start well uh parks had a baseball game and he hit a walk-off single to win the game were there just limbs in the air just going crazy for it here's the thing about it it was um a really exciting moment that was kind of ruined because all right so he hit the ball a lot of cheers going on and then it went silent because two i don't mean to laugh two guys that were going out to the ball collided and one of them was injured pretty badly okay dude. Dude, I recorded the at-bat and it's kind of funny. The kid's okay. Okay, good.

The kid's okay. That was going to be my question. And I was like, oh, I should stop recording because it was like coaches like ran over to the kid. Meanwhile, the game's over. Did he pimp it? So Parks didn't take his helmet and throw it in the air? The game's over.

Like, Parks won the game. And I'm like, can I celebrate or not? Like, what's going on here? So it was kind of funny. So those kids made it about themselves. Yeah. No, dude, if you get injured on the last play of the game when you're getting walked off, you have to stay on the ground so they can't celebrate as hard.

It's a really savvy move. But the kid, he left the dugout with just the biggest smile on his face. I was very happy, very proud moment for his old man. Big moment for him. Did he go oppo? He needed it. Yeah, with the oppo? It was like a – no.

Well, kind of. Yeah. Kind of went oppo. Was it seeing us single? No. He hit it in the air. What I like about his at-bats, he's really just working the count. Yeah.

Like that coach better be on his shit. He'll take a pitch if it's not in his zone. No. He knows where his zone is. And if he's got his little sweet spot.'ll take a pitch if it's not in his zone. No, he knows where his zone is. And if he's got his little sweet spot. You don't want to let him get in his zone either. He's making good contact. I'm trying to work.

He's swinging a lot of arm. I want him to throw those hips in. He doesn't chase. That's what I like about his swing. I want him to really. He's a dog. Mash the ball to the left side of the field. You want him to pull it.

Yeah. He's just kind of just. He's making good contact. His swing has gotten so much better since the first game i'm happy for him anyway saturday another game another dub back to back better but ump this time or same ump okay the same up has been there for every game so far did you not take any crap from anybody uh no there were no controversial moments let's have the ump on the on the pot i don't know man i don't know hey so what's it like to get berated by a bunch of parrots yeah another game saturday

another dub went to barton springs got a little swim off that was dope that was cool that was fun i think i think 20 summer 2024 might be the summer of will going to barton springs more you haven't been right no i've been before i just it's not it's not the rotation i've been oh it's not the rotation for me like i wish i went more i might start putting a swimsuit in the old work bag i got to walk there from my place to kind of see dude that's what's i know it was nice man so that was cool and then uh parks had a birthday party sunday took him there and had a meanwhile brewing had a couple a couple frosty boys with the parents they got some good beers over there.

That's a cool place. I've got a Barton Springs question. What's up? They still have the diving boards? Oh, yeah. There's one. Oh, yeah. It's been there for like 70 years.

Nice. Yeah. They probably tuned it up a bit, but it's... Dude, Dave, they named this Juicy Double IPA after you. I know.

It's called the Double Dip. I'll be there Saturday. Maybe I'll have to uh rent it back quadruple dip it wow okay they have a japanese lager there look at this i was drinking the tender robot hazy ipas did you get one of those no i just had a couple pilsners okay tender robot okay i didn't unbranch the robot is tender the robot has emotions. And that's my weekend.

It was pretty chill, pretty fun. A lot of baseball. A lot of swimming. Just, you know, vibes. Are we in the best weather stretch for Austin right now? Is April, May like just the GOAT? It's been really nice. What'd that boy get into?

Dude, I just watched the freaking Masters for a i called today dude the freaking best i was freaking dialed man oh dylan what was your what was your setup for the masters do you have any hummus i i didn't i just i didn't have a setup i just watched it on my couch okay had a you know i had a oh i had a um I had a, you know, I had a, oh, I had a Red Stripe. How about that? Taste of the islands. Yeah, 11.2 ounces in a bottle. I'd love to see it.

I noticed you showed us the photo of you not at home watching the Masters yesterday. What time was that? What's that timestamp? Not at home? What? Yeah, it looked like you were swimming because you were super shredded in this photo. You showed us a photo. Oh, that was Saturday morning. Oh, okay.

Okay. Master's watching was interrupted by this birthday party I had to take Parks to yesterday. I would have skipped it. Other than that. Dylan told us before the episode that he wasn't sure about posting a photo online because he looked, quote unquote, too shredded in it. It's true.

At which point I realized that Dylan and I have much different strategies of posting to Instagram. It's true. I don't want the chatter to be about my shreds. Dylan, I've never once looked at a photo of myself and thought, I don't know if I can post this. I look too shredded. Look, it'll be too braggadocious. You're in your humble era.

Yeah. Thank you. That's big of you. I'm going to keep this in the holster for now. That's big of you. But if I need to be gassed up one day by my people, I might let it fly. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Just know that if Dylan posts one where he's just absolutely shredded, he's just trying to – He's down bad. Yeah. So smash that like button. Yeah. Gas a player up. Add me on the group.

Add D Shibari. You want to know what I did on the weekend, huh? Everybody's wondering. Well, I started shogun first of all and i am five deep thank you randy um it's i'm very happy to be in it it's it's very good i'm watching it on hulu which i realize i don't pay for the premium so i'm getting uh oh calms that that shows that you're not in Love Island season right now because you cannot do commercials during Love Island episodes.

Otherwise, I'd probably be caught up. How many episodes have dropped? I don't know. Seven or eight. Yeah, I got some chopping to do before people start spoiling stuff for me. Luckily, I don't know any of the character names, so it's hard to spoil things.

I was going to say, I'm loving it. Don't ask me who my favorite characters are. Don't ask me. I'm just enjoying everything about it. I understand why they do this in the show, but does it ever throw you off where they are speaking and there's the interpreter, and then they just abandon the interpreter and just start speaking English and Japanese to each other? A little bit. It happens a few different times. And I'm like, for continuity reasons, I understand why this is happening. But also, we're kind of ignoring that you know there is a language barrier

here i'm i'm liking it so much that i'm reading recaps after each episode just to make sure because there's something that happened in one of the recent episodes i was like wait what actually went down there but i think i'm gonna go with the uh the oysters clams and cockles route starring ross boland and Barrett Dudley. Their podcast? Yeah. Yeah. I haven't done an OCC season in a minute

just because they've been watching stuff that I haven't been, and I think it's time. Because I think I'd rather hear them mansplain it to me than me reading a recap where I'm still confused. Yeah, thank you, Will. Yeah, I'm going to check that out too. We had Ross on last week. Fun times.

I wish I could have... I had a lot of questions for him regarding the rap beef, but... It doesn't seem to be going away. In fact, it seems to be getting more complicated and convoluted, meaning like people are doing AI versus. So people will be like,

new Kendrick Lamar, Drake disc leaked, and it's fake. But obviously, the tech is there to where it sounds real. But Drake released a real one, right? Yes, he did.

But like today, this morning, Kendrick was training. So you look at it and there's like these body accounts with like fake one. It's very sketchy.

You got to just wait. You got to find your sources and stick to them. But yeah, it was a big, big weekend we had t-ball uh saturday morning we got an email friday night from the coach um the assistant coach the guy who's so it's kind of a two-pronged attack we've got like the baseball coach who's like he's great but you know you can tell his thing is like i'm going to teach them the actual mechanics. Then you have the other guy who I think has been an educator of some sort for 20 years, and he's more of like the teach the kids and have fun. The word of the day is enthusiasm.

That guy. Well, that guy was out, so they needed parents to help. So I dipped my toe into coaching on Saturday. Hell yeah. Let's go, Dave. Let's go. You will not believe what drill I got to coach. Oklahoma drill.

It was not the Oklahoma drill. I got to teach the most important thing with hitting. Second one. Squish the bug? Squish the bug. Oh, hell yeah. How many times did you say that? A number of times.

But I got to say, I was so self-conscious. So my group, we split the team in half. My group, I went over with Rhodes' group, and that's where they were. And there's five other kids over there. And I'm like, okay, I'm trying to not focus all my attention on my son, trying to give my limited, zero expertise, really. Yeah, you can't show favoritism. But also, I'm aware that the parents who

are right behind me are like all watching and like all like i'm you know waiting for me to slip up they're all great but i'm just like do you worry about swearing yeah like just just like letting out one damn it dude i'm oh i over buddy oh yeah i'm way too much oh good swing buddy hey good try up top buddy especially if you don't know they're their names. I don't know any of their names. Just call them all buddy. I don't know. Did you wear the baseball uniform? No, I didn't. Oh, bummer.

No, no, I did not. I didn't, but I did overthink what I wore because I knew I was going to be in the spotlight a little bit. I knew I was getting to share it. It went well. Squish the bug, it's a tough technique to teach three, four, and five-year-olds, but they got it. And then we did our little practice game. Not going to believe it. Rhodes two for two off the tee. You just love to see it.

He's really pulling the ball. Did he squish the bug? He squished the bug. That hot corner better be ready when he's up there. Yeah. Facts. Yeah. He's ripping it down the line. Yeah. He trends third ready when he's up there. Yeah. Facts. Yeah. He's ripping it down the line.

Yeah. He trends third base. That's good. It was fun, man. It was a really good time. It's tough to make that throw for his age bracket, so it's a really good call for him. Yeah. Typically, there's one kid on each team who can throw the ball anywhere in the vicinity of it.

Sadly, that's not him yet, but we'll get there. Saturday, man, just hung out. I did something. I ordered some food from a place that I've been waiting to try. Tell me it's barbecue. It's not barbecue. Fuck. This place has a lot of hype coming into Austin, Texas.

Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's very hot. It's Hattie B's. I finally had Hattie B's chicken and nashville hot chicken i don't know how people in nashville view it if it's like the uh i don't know uh lumal nadis or whatever of chicago where it's just kind of touristy torchies of austin but it's here and i ordered it and i wanted to try it and i ordered a half chicken i ordered like the third hottest. I had some fries.

I had some black eyed peas. Let's get it started. Ha. It was just fine. Really? Really? What? I like tumble better, man.

Did you need to not get it delivered your first time? I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just putting it out there. First thing Alyssa said, and I think that is the ultimate point to make, is that I did have it delivered with priority. Not to brag. Okay. I normally don't talk about finances. What's the damage on something like that?

$2.99. Okay. Probably worth it with fried chicken. It's right down the street. I will try it again, and then I will make my final ruling. But through one, one time through the order, I'm a tumble guy. Tumble is a local Austin hot chicken place, probably modeled after Hattie B's, but I enjoy their chicken more. But there's probably no better time to go to the other competitor because I think everyone's going to Hattie B's right now.

You're right. So being a tumble guy is actually a blessing to Scott. Absolutely. That one tenny that Randy brought, Randy Anwell, sorry. The lack of credit that I'm getting for the tenny is crazy. Sorry, I corrected. I corrected. Brought me back was gas, man.

I ordered it with my mouth. I paid for it with my company card. And then before we walked in, Randy said, let me carry that. Then he handed it to you. I'm sorry. I did correct it. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.

Was it a fat-ass tenny? tendy it was so it wasn't as fat as your dips but it was pretty fat ass yeah a little little pickle sticking out of it on a they do the little toothpick with the flag yeah it's cute it is cute maybe that's why i liked it so much it really sold it for me no it was good really good so what was your master set up do you order any food for that the hattie bees okay that was my saturday so alissa took roads to a birthday party i was home on sam duty got sam to take a nap just went to town on hattie bees look i ate it all it was it was good i just i want more and i'm gonna give it another shot i i apologize to all the hattie heads out there i will give it another chance to earn my business. Saturday night, man, we had UFC 300.

Well worth it. You had fights going from like five till midnight, really like 1230. Just fantastic. And then yesterday, man, didn't really, oh, got up. Yard work. It was a big yard morning. Mowed the lawn. Edged, as I often do. Rolled that red in a Masters. It was delightful, man. And you asked, Will was actively seeking Masters setup aesthetics. I wish I had something to send you. I got nothing in that group chat. Dude, it was like a silly putty on the table, a Yeti, and then like a Spider-Man doll.

It was just, there was a lot. I get it. None of it lent itself to anything. I just want to see what the boys were doing on the couch. Yeah. Well, don't ask Randy that question. Yeah. He did some edging this weekend too.

What? What? Thank you. I was in San Diego, California, home to the Padres and a regular Marine layer. We had a couple's trip. And for those wondering, yes, I did make custom merchandise for the couple's trip. This is what I can bring to your golf trip if you have any guys out there that need an extra. Like I do this kind of thing just in case, you know, you need added value to your stuff.

I have to say, the last two times I've gone to California, I've had crap weather. Yeah. Like both times. Like this weekend was not that bad, but both times it's like, oh, I didn't come here for clouds and cool weather. I came out here to get in the sun. Can't complain, though. I had a blast. I'm extremely sore today from pickleball.

My lateral movement is just absolutely struggling. But I made it home yesterday, sat down on the couch, watched the Masters. I did something yesterday I haven't done in a long time, and I don't really have much of an explanation as to why it happened. I shed some sports tears yesterday. What? For Big Vern? No.

It was like completely, I didn't even want Scotty to win. I was on the Homa train all day. Scotty's walking through after winning the Masters and he's walking up to the clubhouse and he kind of just does like a double-handed face wipe and looks like he's overcome with the moment. And suddenly I just started crying. Is it because you are now a father and he's about to become one maybe yeah that definitely had something to do with it he's a good dude he's just a good dude and like it like i don't know i think i have more of a connection to this masters because like of the practice round

but like i don't i out of nowhere i just started crying and sally was asking me for help with something i walk in to go help her and she was like what are you okay well it's like i don't know if i am i got a little choked up watching uh listening to verne's last call yeah that was uh yeah that whole i thought they handled that really well uh outside of the behind the tree photo yeah it's one of the funniest things that's ever happened was he like leaning against the tree? What was going on there? He was probably blasting a sigma on the tree. That's where he was seated. I don't know if he does his call from there.

He usually does a call from up in the perch thing. He was down there. He was down there on the grounds, barefoot, having a glass of... Josh, probably. I've been doing a wild boy move lately. I did this for dinner last night. I've been ordering three crispy beef tacos from Tex did this for dinner last night um i've been ordering three crispy beef tacos from uh tex-mex restaurant named maudie's and instead of making they don't

make the tacos for you when you get it like that and get it to go they just put all the ingredients in there and you make it so i've just been dumping it all in a bowl and chopping it up and it's like my favorite meal right now i love their beef you You're such a moddy's head now. Dude, shout out to all my mod crew. It's so good. You used to hate it. I know. I still think it's, I still think it's bad

for certain reasons, but like, I'm just, I'm addicted to it, dude. I had one single margarita last night, frozen. It put me in a good spot.

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Okay, that's the wrong one. Day after day. That's the right one. That's the wrong one. We are coming. All right. It's time for real or fake pre-workouts. That was a really bad drum roll.

Yeah, that didn't have the hype that it made it all. I hit the mic as a whole thing. Hit the gong, Randy. You know it's banned. I'll hit it for this one. I'll allow it. I don't love it, but I'll allow it. We didn't have a Retail Therapy episode last week,

so the gong's needing some love. So we've done this segment two other times in the past and had a lot of fun doing them. So what is real or fake pre-workouts? Well, pre-workouts where pre-workouts are uh you know it's a it's a thing you take before a workout as the name would imply and is it made out of pre yeah and collagen the branding for these typically gets a little wild ass a little aggressive for example the one that i use is called Total War and I love it.

Topical. They're just, they're pretty aggressive. And so I have compiled a list of real workouts, sorry, real pre-workouts. And Randy and I also wrote some fake ones. And you guys can try and guess which ones are real and which ones are fake. Not only did y'all write some fake ones, y'all have been giggling back and forth for the last seven days. We've had fun. I was largely outside of the office last week, and I came in today, and Dave said that Randy and Dylan were just giggling together making their pre-workout stuff. And it made me really happy.

So hat tip to whoever sent me one of the real ones like a week or two ago. Is that what got you on the train? He got me on the train. And I realized that there are so many more out there that I was unaware of since the last time we did this. I came up with a list of 44 real ones that are like usable names. Okay. We're not going to do that many. We're doing 18 total.

Okay. So there are many more left on the shelf for another day. But... Have you tried any of the ones we're about to talk about? I have not. Okay. I have not. I think you need to try all the real ones.

I've been using Total War for a long time now because it's my favorite. What would it take you to get off Total War? Just one of these companies being like, hey, we heard you talk about our shit. Yeah. We're sending you a huge thing of it. I would enjoy that quite a bit. The last time we did this and we got pre-workout sent to us i started taking it before working out and like i i i didn't like the way that it made me feel i'm down to half a half a

half a dose now my ears were on tingly and i was like am i gonna fall i'm not falling over at any point did you get the the ear yeah the ear itch yeah i was very confused very confused. And I texted someone in the middle of my Peloton ride being like, oh, this is happening. They're like, that's normal. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I'm ready to go if you guys are. I'm ready.

I'm very ready. Randy is going to assist me. We're doing some slides as well. So if you're watching on YouTube, you can follow along. YouTube.com slash circling back. Love to hear the people at Premiere try to guess as well. Oh. And you're keeping score, correct?

I'm keeping score, yes. Yeah, if you're in the Premiere right now, mash that chat button. Okay, we have, like I said, we have 18 total. I will not tell you how many are real and how many are fake, because that might help you at the end there. But you ready to get into it? I'm ready. I'm ready.

Randy, all right. Cool graph. Real or fake pre-workout. The first one is called Cannibal Riot. there but uh you ready got ready to get into it i'm ready i'm ready randy all right cool fake pre-workout the first one is called cannibal riot cannibal band riot a cannibal of course um implies that you eat your own species that's what a cannibal is gross and a riot like you know what a riot is didn't you say you're a bigger fan of the other kind of riot? Cannibal Riot. It was more of an organization. Wasn't a riot.

Is the name Cannibal Riot. They wanted to call out a riot, but I didn't think it was a riot. Real or a fake pre-workout? I think it's real. I'm going fake. Dave said real? Yeah. And can I give you a reason why?

Randy, are you keeping score? Dylan will be. Yeah, tell me why. It's just fucking sick, dude. Cannibal's rioting is not scary as fuck. I just know you like the idea of cannibal corpse, and so I think you started with that and did this. Cannibal riot is a real pre-workout.

Oh, yes. They hit him with the NFT-looking gorilla on the front, too. Yeah, Randy has even found the actual images here. It's a really good PNG you found, Randy. Cannibal Riot. It's my quality. It's a real pre-workout. Don't know how good that one is.

It's gummy bear flavored. So does that mean the gummy bears are eating other gummy bears? You know, gummy bear, I've learned, is a popular pre-workout flavor. I actually have the Total War I have currently is gummy bear flavored. The one that I did was gummy bear flavored. Cannibal Reign. What sets this apart? What's their selling point?

I didn't get into that. I just saw the name and I- Let me guess. They have a proprietary blend? I'm sure they do. Honestly, these are probably all the same. They're all the same shit. Yes.

All that matters is which one will give you heart palpitations. Yes. Yeah, which one will give you the most tolerable heart palpitations? Only the good ones. Okay, let's move on to the next one. The next one is simply called violence. Violence. Is violence a real or fake pre-workout?

I'm going to go real. Okay. I would take violence. i like that idea i choose violence dave is violence a real or fake pre-workout name well do it i think it's real violence is a real pre-workout oh that guy jeez i don't know we had lucifer jacked lucifer on the screen it's called violence i mean i get it like i would absolutely take something called violence read the four things i like the branding of this too yeah it's kind of sick they're all kind of energy power

focus and gains gains it's good the flavor is brutal blood orange dave you said real correct i did okay do these companies have i don't need my blood orange is brutal do these companies have do you graphic designers or do they just put all this in a in like an ai program and just have it spit out the labels because this is a trash it's a good question that that yeah i don't know this stinks this is a bad like the first the the ape was cool this is no the ape was not cool the ape was giving board ape Ape Yacht Club. All right. We want the third one. Okay. The third one is called Death Toll. All right.

I like the idea of Death Toll. I like the idea of it. I'm worried that it's fake, though. Is Death Toll a real or fake pre-workout? I'm going fake. There's a line somewhere. You might know where it is, Dylan. And I think this crosses it. That's why this is fake.

Can you put death? Can you call something death on pre-workout? You think this crosses the line, but you said real for cannibal riot. Well, the cannibals were just rioting. It didn't say how they were rioting. Yeah, they can riot. But they eat their own. Yeah, but I'm still confused whether or not the gorilla was eating more gorillas or the gummy bears were eating more gummy bears. Hard to say.

Gorillas eating gorillas is scary as fuck. Yeah yeah you don't want to be anywhere near that you're saying fake yeah this is a fake pre-workout i feel like you can't put death in something that you give to people well death toll you're the one doing the killing okay what is it what would the the other two it's like okay i kind of get it that's how you get amped up death toll it just is it giving you the energy to just go out and put up a big number like what is it what is the deal i don't know dave how many how many bodies can you stack when you take this i'm just trying to go hit chest you know i'm just trying to get a little pump in i don't want to kill anybody i'm just trying to get away from the family for a

few minutes and get in shape and take care of myself. I got these two kettlebells from COVID. I just want to go out in the garage. I was trying to tone up for the summer. I like Will's logic behind that a cannibal doesn't define them. They could just be like a painter. They're called cannibal painters. They're not necessarily eating people all the time.

So just they're rioting. They're not actually cannibalizing things in that moment. They just they're just cannibals who are rioting yes okay or gathering peacefully let's move along if you guys are ready okay the next one is called stars and pipes oh stars and pipes that's got to be real that's got to be real is stars Pipes a real or fake pre-workout? Is this sold on DonaldJTrump.com? Ooh, if this is not real, this needs to be. That's all I'm going to say. Stars and Pipes.

Stars and Pipes. It's got to, you know. I'm going to say this is fake because I'm not willing to give the industry credit because this is too good. I like the idea of a patriotic pre-out it's got that patriotic vibe to it you know yeah it's frat so day you said fake i think it's fake stars and pipes is a real oh pre-workout and that's exactly what the label needs to look like it's perfect that's a good label like i might try this oh i see it's uh made and distributed by merica labs merica A. It's a high explosive pump agent. Yeah, that's what you need. In the freedom flavor.

Yes. It tastes like freedom. Again, what sets this apart in the ingredients? Again, I didn't get into the ingredients of all of this. It's proprietary. Like I said,

there were 44 real ones I compiled. I didn't check out the ingredients of all of them, David. Merica Labs with a Z is so bad. Merica Labs. All these pre-workouts come from some type of labs thing like insane labs or something like that it's it's dude i don't think there's a real laboratory it's a guy's garage some dude's laboratory by the way the score is tied three to three wow wow moving right along number five dismembered dismembered you got to think the implication here is that

you take this stuff and you just start dismembering people i think i'm gonna go real mainly because i'm trying to will it into the universe to see what the label of this would look like dismembered is this a real or a fake pre-workout, Davey? Again, with the hypothetical line. This is fake. Dismembered is just a step too far. Come on. Dave says fake, and this is a fake pre-workout.

I wanted to see a gorilla ripping someone apart on the cover of this. You could have gone off with the logo here. Yeah. Yeah, that's a champ. This is a free idea for Gaines Labs. America Labs. Okay, let's move along. Okay.

The next one is called Concealed Guns. With a Z. Guns with a Z. Guns with a Z. Concealed Guns. Is this a real or a fake pre-workout it's interesting because um you'd think if you were on a pre-workout trying to get huge you don't want your guns concealed sure you know what i mean so it's it's a little bit counterintuitive i hear you again i'm overthinking the uh yeah pre-workout industries

marketing abilities branding um concealed guns let's say this is real i'm going real too concealed guns is a fake pre-workout that was one that i had the uh the document open and he was doing it i was giggling at that was a really funny one this one i knew i could trick both y'all and i that's exactly i thought it was That was a really funny one. This one I knew I could trick both of y'all. It should be a real one. It should be real. The Z on the end is a nice touch from you. America Labs could make that one.

Yeah, for sure. Moving right along. Number seven, God of War. It has to be real. God of War. Is this a real or a fake pre-workout? God. be real god of war has this a real or a fake pre-workout god i need this to be real because i want to see the uh branding on it i'm waiting for one moment where dave is just like i okay so i i actually take this one i'm going real and you say real as well yeah god of war is a real pre-workout oh yes that's that's. That's dope. Look at that Spartan.

Yeah, what's going on here? This looks like the people that made the Spawn movie decided to make a pre-workout and use that as a label. High stem pre-workout.

I don't like it when my stem is not high. That's dope. I would buy that. You had to get really into 300 to make pre-workout. You had to religiously

do the workout because a good one's coming up i believe this is by centurion labs that checks out checks out okay moving right along to number eight we have jim weed jim weed jim weed i'm going real is jim weed a real or fake pre-workout? Are there any studies of what happens if you smoke weed before lifting weights? I know Joe Rogan likes to get baked before he does kettlebell workouts. A few people like to get high before they work out. It doesn't seem fun to me.

I can't imagine that would be a productive thing. Does it promote blood flow? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like it would just make your heart rate spike a little bit. Gym weed. Gym weed. Gym weed. Yeah.

It's real. Again, I need this to be real. I feel like there's a market to be cornered with the cannabis labeling. Real. You both say real? Yeah. Gym weed is a real pre-workout. Okay.

That's a give up. Okay. That's a give up. The labeling is pretty poor poor and this comes in a can i don't know they have a powder this one comes in a can it's the candy shop flavor what is that candy shop like in theory has a variety of flavors just all thrown into one can of adapted this is one of those things that like a kid is gonna buy it one day not realizing what it is and be like why why are my ears tingling and my heart's racing?

The website that I found. Social studies right now. Website that I found. By the way, this is the one that the listener tipped me off to. They got me on the train. Jim Weed. On the website, it makes it very clear there's no THC in this. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. They could have made it even more clear by not putting the word weed into the title of it. That also would have done the trick. Yeah. Okay. It is five to six. Dave has the lead currently.

Number nine, demon cum. Okay. Demon cum. The cum from a demon. I had my eyes closed when it came up on the screen, and I just heard it out of your mouth, and I was very happy to see. Is demon cum a real or a fake pre-workout?

It has to be fake, but i want it to be real so i'm going real will says real dave i can't i can't imagine a world where this is real i wish it was called d-man come okay i've been better right no one um this has got this has got to be fake again with the line come on bros aren't bros aren't pulling this out of their bag in the locker room no dude no that's the funniest part is imagining hey dude can i get a hit of that demon comb oh you got that new comb dude you look great man are you back on the comb you say you say fake yes demon cum is a fake no i really wanted it i really wanted it fortunately it'd be a shame if we had to make a fake label for this i want ricky or somebody

somebody make a fake one okay moving right along to number 10 what would that even look like oh um i think i know number 10 is called Chad Mode. Yes. Chad Mode. Yeah, I like Chad Mode. Sometimes I wake up in Chad Mode. Chad Mode. Is Chad Mode a real or a fake pre-workout? Should we make Chad GPT?

That's just a bro-y version of Chad GPT talking to you? By the way, Randy, the font you used for the pre-workout was a nice touch. That is what they all use. Is that the Mortal Kombat font? And that's the pre-workout font. That's the finish handle. That's what they all use. Now, what was font and that's the pre-workout that's the finish that's what they all use now what was the dinosaur game that's the god of war font remember the dinosaur game where you primal primal rage that's got primal rage vibes for sure chad mode's real yeah chad mode's gotta be real i'll be really upset if i don't get to see chad mode you both say real yeah chad mode is a real yes you work out bring the thunder bring

the thunder lemon maple cherry i don't those flavors just don't i don't know like they go together i read lemon maple and i was like that's weird and then i went maple cherry and i was like this is even more weird can you zoom zoom in on the D in Chad? Chad's D. Is that Chad in the D? Yeah, I want to see what Chad's supposed to be. That's Chad. We found Chad.

Also, it says it has no artificial flavors. I don't believe that. The natural lemon maple cherry is in Chad mode, apparently. You know, a lot of times when I'm just pouring maple syrup on something, I'm like, man, I could use a hint of lemon. Okay. Yeah, Chad's got a I could use a hint of lemon. Okay. Yeah, Chad's got a – looks like a mohawk. He's been mewing.

Yeah. He's mewing hard. Mewing? Yeah. What is that? Is that mewing for your photos where you're looking super jacked? You clench your jaw? What is it?

Yeah. You put your tongue to the top of your mouth and it it makes it so the muscle underneath your jaw goes up. Classic Chad move. I've never done that. It's a Chad maneuver. I'm going to start trying it. It's what people who – let's hypothetically say that if I shaved my beard,

my jawline would not be where it needs to be. I would be served better by mewing. The score is 8-6. Dave has the lead. Okay. Comeback time. Number 11, backs shots. Backs shots.

I don't even know. Is backs a thing that I should know about? You know what back shots are? I think I'm aware of that. I'm new here. I'm not very online. All right. So according to, I don't know, Urban Dictionary,

a back shot is an intercourse maneuver, typically where the male is behind the female and she is on her hands and knees. What's she doing there? Some might call it doggy style. Ah. Oh, because that's how dogs do it. Yeah. Backshots. Backshots. But this is a pre-workout. I don't know why you would think of bax as a word so i'm going real because i think it exists okay dave what do you think is back shots a real or fake pre-workout is this is this is the one that gets everybody

is this also playing like vax shots hard to say this is the one that gets the congressional hearing. The committee's about the subpoenism. CEOs. This is fake. There's no way. It can't be allowed. You said real? I say no.

Backshots is a real pre-workout. Come on. That's the idea. Look at this grandmother with these diced abs. Yeah, this grandma has a six-pack in arms to dream over. What's going on here? I need to look this one up. Back shots.

What? Back shots? What's she doing here? That grandma is like the hardest grandma I've ever seen in my entire life. I know. She does nothing but abs, apparently. Dave, I see you're on Reddit. Are there any people commenting on their experience with back shots?

And this could get dicey. This subreddit. This is just a pre-workout. You know, it's got good reviews. Don't spend too much time on that. You might see some others. I know. I know.

I'm sorry. I won't. I don't understand why there's like she's on a throne of skulls. Yeah. It's hard to say. It looks like she's vibing on a turtle shell. She's 75 years old yeah she just for her she's the queen she's the queen of back shots you would think that

it'd show her back just like just nope yoked you got to pay extra for that yeah she's got cool shades on though she's a back grandma should we move on to the next one number 12 is called bloodbath okay bloodbath it's definitely real gotta be real is blood bath a real or fake pre-workout i think the goal in a lot of these pre-workouts is to increase blood flow to the muscles you know it's a good big part of it so blood bath actually you can tie that to to something and i think this is on the right side of the hypothetical line so give me real you're really breaking this down. You got a method in your head.

You're sticking to it. It's proving to work. You said real? I said real. Blood bath is a real pre-workout. It's from Insane Labs. Insane Labs. Yep, yeah.

Oh, it's Saw branded. That's cool. That's a good touch. I didn't know that Saw had their – I didn't know they were licensing out the name of the movie for pre-workouts. It's a collab. Can we just have a company make one called like Circling Back, but like back – like the guy on there just has like a shredded back? Circling Backshots? Mm-hmm.

Why don't you calm down? We just had a Backshots on. No, that's our OnlyFans. OnlyFans.com slash Circling Backshots. Okay. These labs are truly insane. It's anybody's ballgame at this point. It's nine to eight.

It's high stem. Number 13 is called Mass Extinction. Mass X hyphen tinction. This is good. I like that mass is in all caps signaling that it's big. This is for stacking real fast. Yeah, you're not looking to get shreddy for your spring break trip. No, this is for a bolt.

This is a guy who's looking to get bloated. Mass extinction. Also, there's the implication that a lot of something is going to die here. Muscle fighters. An entire species is going to get wiped out. Just gone because you're so huge right right uh i'm going real will says real on mass extinction if this is fake then this is uh whoever came up with it this is their best work because yes this one is this is a no-brainer it should

be real i think i think you're right like this is the best fake if this is fake it's the best fake one so far yeah this is real what real. What do you say? Real. Mass extinction is a fake pre-workout. It needs to be real. It's really good. So Randy wrote out mass extinction, and I just changed the EX to an X there. It needed it. It needed it. It's a nice touch.

That was the most collab one that we did. It needed it. Yeah. We did a good job. I can tell that there's a meeting of the minds around mass extinction. We did a good job on that. I can already tell it's like a dinosaur dinosaur like a meteor coming down as the label and like it implies it gets you big but also gets you kind of ripped because it's extinction of the fat sure it's a good one sure something like that that's

really good uh number 14 war criminal okay war criminal is war criminal a real or a fake pre-workout? It's got to be fake. Okay. Is there one called Merchant of Death? I mean, God of War was real. Bro. Merchant of Death.

That's a good one. Come buy my new pre-workout. Meet my friend Slobodan Milosevic. War criminal. Is that a real or a fake pre-workout? Real. No, fake. I'm going fake. You know, history typically doesn't look kindly upon war criminals.

They're criminals during war, right? Yeah, war crimes. Whole thing. Yeah, they've got their own court. Will said this is a... What did you say? Fake. Will said fake. Will said this is a, what'd you say? Fake.

Will said fake. This is real because you just get so yoked up that you just become a war crime. You violate the Geneva Convention. It's like, dude, it's like being that big is a war crime. What you're doing in the gym is a war crime. Like the fact that you are in there just throwing up that serious weight like this guy must be on that new work we'll see you in the yeah uh this one is a fake pre-workout that's good it needs to be and that evens the score is now nine to nine how many left we have four left okay okay moving right along number 15 insane asylum insane is spelled in apostrophe s-S-A-N-E.

See, Dave, did they get two in their bag making extinction and insane? Insane Asylum. Is Insane Asylum a real or a fake pre-workout? I think it's real. It makes you just go absolutely just off the deep end we gotta get muscles we gotta take this guy to the mental hospital he's going too hard it'd be sick to have a gym with padded walls dude you don't know you don't know what's going down this guy's going crazy

gotta keep his head against the wall nuts this real. Put a straight jacket on this guy. You dry scoop this, your muscle fibers are just going bonkers. Well, what'd you say? Just bananas. Real. Insane Asylum is a real pre-workout. How do you not have a guy in a straight jacket on the front of you? Seriously. Huge misopportunity.

You need a jack dude in a straight jacket. You can also see his muscles through the straight jacket. He's so young. Exactly. Maybe he's busting out of the straight jacket with his muscles looks like this is from our good friends at cell shock research this is a little insensitive insane asylum now in watermelon okay we have three left i like that they went with the basic flavor. Still tied. Watermelon. Dude, a guy busting out of a straightjacket would have been so sick.

Isn't it nice? I think there's a skull on the side of this one, though. Hannibal Lecter mask. Okay, the next one. Ejaculoid. Okay. Ejaculoid. Is ejaculoid a real or a fake pre-workout my muscles are coming bro i can't didn't didn't arnold say that he said it feels it's like it's better than coming or

something that's not a good article something like that russian guy yeah we need to work on arnold is ejaculoid a real or a fake pre-workout this might lose it for me long term but i'm going real i'm just hoping that ejaculoid exists in some fashion davy okay so you have oid steroid ejac you ejaculation and yeah yeah we get it it's fake E-jack. E-jack you. E-jack your leeshan. Yeah, we get it. It's fake. No way. It's just too far.

Will said real. So this one is kind of a gray area. It's like a white area. Because I found it in a pre-workout, on a pre-workout website. It can be taken as a pre-workout, but it's also like a boner situation. It's a blood flow stimulant. Oh, it's just it's just for all natural male explosions yes yes so this is kind of a gray area i'm it's still a real one obviously this is from our friends at goliath labs yeah all natural male explosions 60 servings in that that's a big bottle goliath famously died yeah yeah like he's yeah like did he oh yeah isn't like that the old

like that's just like he was an all-time like muscle vanity muscle guy yeah yeah you know didn't have uh you didn't have that dog you know yeah not like david did i read on twitter the other day that the best place to uh store um the largest plates at the gym is on the leg press in the middle of the gym. People were just dogging on Zuck for leg pressing, saying that anyone can leg press. People really go out of their way to dunk on Zuck, us included. It's easy to do. All right. With two left, the score is Will 11, Dave 10.

Okay. So I lost that one? Okay. So it was real. It was real. It supports orgasms and supports volume. What do you think that means? It says all natural volume.

It's a volume play. Yeah. Yeah, they're male explosions that are all natural, Dave. I'm not going to play the rest of this under protest, but I could. It's a gray area. It's fine. I hear you. It is real.

Jackie Lloyd. Okay, you have two left. Number 17. Homicidal intentions. I'm going fake. Is homicidal intentions a real or fake pre-workout? We can't make light of I mean, I know we've made light of other things and

cannibals and things like that, but homicide versus cannibalism seems It's interesting to me where you guys draw this line. It's interesting. I'm saying homicidal intentions is fake. This is fake. This is silly.

Homicidal intentions is a fake pre-workout. Okay. Final one. Come on, guys. Do better. Come on. Yeah. That was a terrible one from YouTube.

Oh, come on. I'm just kidding. Homicidal intentions. All right. We have one left. And Dave is down one from YouTube. Oh, come on. I'm just kidding. Homicidal intention. All right. We have one left. And Dave is down one. Oh. The Gulag.

The Gulag. This is a Randy play. Is this a real or a fake pre-workout? This is so Randy, it's not even funny. The Gulag. Dude, that's where we always ended up when we played. Correct. Call of Duty. Didn't they used to call you the Gulag. That's where we always ended up when we played. Correct. Call of Duty.

Didn't they used to call you the Gulag? That's good. The Gulag. Is this a real or fake pre-workout? You should have spelled it with two O's. Or maybe that's just how the real one is spelled. I'm saying it's real. It's just so fake.

Randy did this and was so proud of himself. You say fake? Fake. The gulag is a real pre-workout. You thought it was me. Nope. That's the same font that Randy used. It's from Just Vibes?

What is this company? What vibe is that? They are having a – Tiger's Blood. The flavor is Tiger's Blood, which is good. That doesn't tell you anything. What does it taste like this is like this company has the biggest branding issue i've ever seen in my entire life this is a male end these are not vibes the gulag

do you have any reviews of the gulag dave they're out of the pineapple mango mimosa flavor. Oh, they have these colors don't run flavor, which is their bomb pop flavor. Bomb pop and like gummy bear slash gummy worm are like the top. Is it bomb pop? Is it red, white, and blue? Yeah, firecracker. Yeah.

Okay. A couple different things. All right, so Will's our winner. There you go. I didn't think I was going to have that. Dave seemed to be on fire. It says here that Gulag pre-workout is a solid choice for anyone seeking above average focus and mood elevation it delivers these effects without making the user feel anxious or jittery okay i don't

believe it i'm gonna buy some gulag again uh their whole selling point is that like yeah this is kind of chill but it again it's called gulag the gag. Something's gone horribly wrong if you end up there. Tiger blood. And that concludes Real or Fake Pre-Workouts. Oh, the audience loved it, Dylan. The audience loved it. I had fun.

The audience loved it. I know Randy had fun. That was fun. For now, too, because we have plenty enough that we still made that we didn't use. There are some really good ones left on the cutting room floor here, too. Yeah. Randy, I have something I'd like you to put on the screen.

I don't know if you prepared it. Did you? Yes, I believe I did. Okay. I've slacked it to you in case we haven't. There's a guy who's pretty down bad based on what I'm seeing here. You know, people have one-night stands. People go out and make mistakes.

People go out and do things. What do you, what would you do if you were walking down the road one day and you saw just a picture of your boy on a, uh, on the side of like a power box or a light post. And it said, ladies, PSA, beware of this man. There's a picture of you. And it's just a picture of you, probably from a dating profile. It just says for non-consensual insemination during intercourse cowardly ran off without getting plan b and proceeded to go stay vigilant don't let this be you like if this is your boy are you calling him and being like okay first and foremost stop doing that secondly uh there's photos of you all over this part of brooklyn right now you're just clowning him uh and third uh like you probably need to move there's someone that has seen this and works with this guy right oh yeah especially now that it's gone by randy does this scare you i know you're

respectful and stuff but do you ever worry that like in the new world of dating that you're going to be on some dating app and meet some girl and then you're going to accidentally like like do something to her that you don't realize is that bad dude there's sometimes that some girls just like screen record someone's hinge profile and put on it does well so if it's a funny profile ourselves i might who knows maybe one time i'll just go viral yeah you probably will now that you own a sword all right well i have my doug dimadome video you should have your doug dimadome do you have your juby sliding on it i do not you only do one video the top comment says she doesn't even know his name, which is funny. Yeah, that is kind of funny.

What he did, it should be shamed. But I like the idea of making this for like Randy, like ladies, PSA, beware of this man. He has a sword in his bedroom. I got a sword right here. This is the most like 2009 Facebook photo. Yeah, it is. right here this is the most like 2009 facebook photo yeah it is and then dave we have another story about men being dogs uh out of i think dallas is that a zip a zip polo is it i'm trying i'm really short-circuited by the shirt the shirt is is awful it appears to be zipper this guy is so

generically like some random stray dude that you've met at a bar a million times and like like just getting getting killed right now cowardly ran off without getting a someone wrote in a next to it he ugly like 50 bucks right it's plan b like cheap now why are you looking at me i think it's like 50 bucks fair i think it's always been around 50 bucks from what i've heard i thought it was expensive back in the day i I don't know. I mean, 50 bucks when you're in college is a lot of money. Yeah, I know. Just eating ramen noodles. I used to remember having like $100 in my bank account and just waiting for like Friday to hit so I could have another $100 in my bank account. So you could buy two Plan Bs?

No. So I could go buy the cheapest beer at the store. It's just so depressing. cheapest beer at the store it's just so depressing so this dropped last week um a british chef has become one of america's most talked about men after his wife claims that he ditched her and their kids before vanishing without a trace and um she went viral and apparently this guy is a celeb chef of some sorts. His name is Charles Withers. There's the post. Thank you, Randall.

Any relation? Sorry. I had a joke friend of a few of us. It's good. It's the first thing I thought of. I can't hear the name Withers. I didn't even meet her at Grand X, and I still just laugh about it. So she did a post and then people saw

it. She got interviewed by, I believe like a Boston radio station. And within like 24 hours, people had tracked him down. They're like, oh, I went on a date with this guy. He's in Dallas. Apparently he is cooking for American film and noted TV writer, Taylor Sheridan. Okay. Of Yellowstone fame. Really? They spotted him in a video. Yeah. She wants to divorce him. And unfortunately, she cannot find him to serve him with said divorce papers. What the fuck?

He's just gallivanting around. He just disappeared. What a scumbag. He's ghosted on her. When she was pregnant. Yeah. And apparently, he is just living it up in Dallas. Just out there.

I've heard he's going by Charlie now. He's British and charming as fuck. He's a chef and probably working in the hospitality industry somewhere. He's probably never mentioned having a wife or kids back in Massachusetts. Yeah, there's apparently a big Facebook page called Are We Dating the Same Guy? That's very active. And people were posting like, yeah, you know what? Actually, I think we are i think we are i think well we're not really y'all aren't dating anymore you're just married um but yes i have been dating this guy the fact that websites like that exist

just like that alone just means that you should absolutely guys just don't cheat i'm confused you're gonna get sniffed out i'm confused about the timeline here because it says that he left when she was pregnant with their youngest, but they have two kids. She has one from a different marriage. It says two with the cook in this article. I am confused. I am too.

Hmm. Either way, not good on this guy. You gotta think, see, the fact that he's got a British accent makes it just way dicier. Ashley, who has two kids with the cook, the son of a millionaire banker, and blah, think, see, the fact that he's got a British accent makes it just way dicier. Ashley, who has two kids with the cook, the son of a millionaire banker, blah, blah, blah. I'm confused. He was also on the 2022 edition of Chopped.

Dude, Chopped is good. Chopped's a good show. I've probably seen this guy cook before. Yeah. So this dude just bailed to Dallas. What an absolute piece of shit. She just wants to get divorced, bro. She can't even find him to serve him papers.

Isn't him getting divorced right now? That's a good thing for him right now. Like, get those papers and get this over with. Maybe you're just not going to do it. She wants some child support. Yeah, he's probably avoiding the payout, the pending payout. This is true scum behavior wow what a dick but yeah this guy was this guy's getting spotted everywhere uh who is the dude

from uh from new york that we posted the uh the uh the audacity of a straight fucking white man with a fucking mustache video the audacity remember that guy he was getting poured out because wasn't he dating a bunch of chicks at once he wasn't married yep but did they have a fun yeah was it caleb his name was caleb this is like from three or four years i forgot about that i don't even know how you just pulled that it's a really good pull wow we got some breaking news oh um dylan are you aware um that your campaign has is going to be erecting a 65 foot long hot dog in times square on april 30th two weeks from tomorrow this is news to me well yeah huge yeah i didn't know you had the funds freed up but they're putting a 65 foot hot dog in uh times square uh it says it's going to be an animatronic installation

that comes with hydraulics and bursts of confetti. That's a nice touch, Dylan. Why? It says its hot dog in the city consists of a colossal bun and a classic red-tinged frank topped with a drizzle of mustard. What's being promoted here? Why'd you go mustard? To all the ketchup lovers out there,

are you signaling something with that i'm a sweet relish yellow mustard guy on my dogs i got some wickle relish recently excuse me wickle excuse me you really you from you familiar with wickle wickle wickles are spicy pickles it's called a wickle yeah like as in wicked it's like a brand okay it's like a brand called wickle but i was like you know what i'll try i like these pickles enough that i think i'll try this relish and i think i might be a relish guy for 2024 relish is in are you in on that i think i am i i've always been out on relish but i think i might be in for a little bit give me that sweet john yeah it's kind of nice kind of nice congrats though that's big this is a big thing again i was you're breaking news to me i didn't know this was

happening it's very cool wow okay uh can i give some other breaking news stories before we get out of here yeah uh willie wonka, they're going to LA. They've rented out a blank warehouse somewhere in LA and they're just putting up all the Willy Wonka stuff again. Okay. It's going to do well too. Yeah. Oh, for sure it's going to do well. It's definitely going to do well. So wait, does the

unknowns game travel? I don't know. Yeah. Do you get the actual unknown or do you hire an unknown from LA to fill that role? You don't? You got to bring the original. There's only one unknown, right? I suppose. He's an evil candy maker who lives in the walls. It's weird.

How terrifying. What a shitty life. I remember that from the movie. No, it wasn't in the movie. Yeah. It's the unknown. What's that? Oh.

He was so startled. Like, bro, this is your candy shop. It's the unknown what's that oh he was so startled like bro this is your candy shop uh ford has recalled several broncos on the same day that oj simpson died rest in peace jews oh yeah you know when you want to eulogize do you guys remember where you were i don't actually i remember watching all the coverage but i don't know where from it was just last week i was walking out of a dermatology appointment. I thought you meant when this actually happened back in 94 or whatever. Ah, indeed.

Yeah, I was walking out of my dermatology appointment, opened my phone, and saw, I think it was in our group text with Klein, that he had passed. Did the Bills ever do a remembrance thing for him on Instagram or anything? I don't know why they wouldn't. Certainly a notable player in their franchise history. The Murders. Arguably their most notable. Given our discussion surrounding the Dune popcorn bucket, I also think we need to talk about, just real briefly,

the Deadpool and Wolverine popcorn buckets, which are something. Perhaps hornier than the... Equally fuckable. I would say, yeah. That has to be Ryan Reynolds just going on the bandwagon with that. He's like, this is too funny not to do. Yeah, it's a great idea.

Like, the custom popcorn bucket thing is probably not going away at this point. They've been around for a while, but, like, making them very sexualized is probably maybe gonna but isn't that like deadpool's whole thing of being like the inappropriate super superhero it's a comedy like rated r superhero movie stuff so it makes sense there but i think every like other design people are gonna be like all right we gotta make sure like people aren't going to make jokes about

fucking these popcorn this bucket isn't very uh put-in friendly. I don't know how this bucket actually works. I guess you just unscrew the thick. And just dump it out? Yeah, I guess. For a player? Dump them out for a player, yeah. And Randy, to answer your question, I don't think they're going to do a special re-release Incredibles bucket.

Okay? Elastigirl? Ooh, she mad thick. Tell me I'm wrong. Sickening. Yeah, didn't you try to 3D print a Madame Web one? Yep. Is that true, Randy?

That is not true. Disgusting behavior, Randy. This is... I haven't been to a movie in a theater in over two years now, and I think I need to rip the Band-Aid off and go see something. Dude, I think the last... Oh, I saw Oppenheimer. Didn't you see Flower Moon too?

I saw Flower Moon. I can't remember which was the last. The Oppenheimer bucket would go brazy. If you really think about it. Would it be a bomb? Man, it'd be good. He was kind of a scoundrel. Sure.

Like, why don't you fucking calm down there guy yeah once you stop fucking hooking up with everybody guy was fucking he was yeah i didn't see it well it's a good movie i like that brett watched it for the first time on an airplane just one of the least airplane friendly movies like by all accounts that i've heard uh an airplane is probably the worst place to watch that movie from a sound and visual perspective. It's one you want to really immerse yourself in and, you know, not worry about the bolts on your Boeing just flying off. Nudity too.

I feel so weird watching anything with nudity on a plane. Florence Pugh. Yeah. Yeah. I had to do the quick click out when I was watching Shogun during a certain scene. And I was like, okay, now the people next to me just think I'm the horny guy watching pornography on a plane. Oh, and it kind of comes out of nowhere. Yeah.

Yeah, I remember that scene. Yeah. Dude, that guy's built for living back in the day. Like, he didn't have the kind of diet to sustain those kind of gains. He didn't have, like, he didn't have any pre-workout. That's the only thing I was thinking. I was like, these guys haven't eaten't eaten like in the first episode yeah he was giving away but i'm like he's held this muscle for way too long he's huge he's huge he would post a shredded pic of himself on

instagram unlike some people why don't you hard launch it are you gonna pre-hard launch it i'll let it fly at some point cup okay i Okay. I look too good in it. I'm sorry. You do? I'm sorry. You do? Should we get out of here? Yeah, it's time.

It's been fun. Bye. We are coming. Day after day. We are coming.