Circling Back - Instagram 'Here For It or Canceled' & Penultimate 'Thrones'

Episode Date: May 13, 2019

We play 'Here For It or Canceled' with overdone Instagram captions, Dave tells a story about Eddie Money, and Dave and Dillon break down the penultimate episode of 'Game of Thrones' while Will listens to Alanis Morrissette. Support us on Patreon and receive episodes every Friday for just $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun and Easy Banter (8:25) Comparing Chicken Wing Chains (14:23) Dave's Casual Weekend Anecdote (23:10) Premier League Dave (29:21) Dillon Does Brussel Sprouts (35:26) Here For It or Canceled: Instagram Captions Edition (52:48) Dave and Dillon Recap 'Game of Thrones' While Will Listens to Alanis Morrisette Hims: www.forhims.com/steam Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (CB20 for 20% off) Indochino: www.indochino.com (STEAM for $379 tailored premium suit) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast. It's Monday. Monday's with a priest to my right, Dave Ruff. Good morning to everybody, except for the three Russians in Latvia who threw a chair at Kristaps Porzingis. Good morning to everybody except for them is what I'm saying. Wow.

Yeah. I think I might have canceled that on Twitter at one point. I think I can bring it back. Who'd you cancel? I canceled the phrase good morning to everyone, but. Is it everyone? I said everybody. I forget.

Whatever it is. I think I canceled it, but I think we can bring it back back it died for a couple months and now it's back why they do your mans like that apparently they were mad that he is no longer a nick wasn't his fault was it uh some say he forced his way out of new york which, you know, semantics, but... That's like saying that, like... Okay, what else am I going to say? I can't say. Forcing your way out of New York is like forcing your way out of a bad relationship. Like, you just need to get out anyway, so, like, no matter how you do it, you just get out. No one wants to be in New York besides KD. Some might say a bad romance, Dylan.

Little monsters. Dando. Yeah, romance, Dylan. Little monster, stand up. Yeah, I hear you. I see you. The Knicks organization can't just expect people to want to hang around, right? No. So he was in a club in Latvia, and he got his forehead all bloodied, and apparently someone threw a chair at him.

So they connected with it? What? Yeah. Oh, shit. Is Lat connected with it? What? Yeah. Oh, shit. Is Latvia heavy Knicks fans? I don't know. I would imagine. I've never been, man.

I don't know. They're probably much more familiar with the New York Knicks than the Dallas Mavericks. Oh, for sure. But you would think maybe with Dirk, though, Dirk's Mr. International, Mr. Worldwide. He's the original Mr. Worldwide. I don't think so.

Tough, though. Yeah, too bad for Chris Stapps. KP. Is it Chris Stapps? Chris Stapps. I say Chris Stapps. I don't know what's right. It's one of those names where everyone just calls him Porzingis.

He's tall. And so in my head, whenever I read it, I always said Chris Stapps. It's easier if you just say KP. Plus, you kind of have that cool nickname thing that flows. It sounds like you're an insider, but you're not. I miss Kirilenko. AK-47. That was an all-time nickname.

Great nickname. Because it's a weapon. I mean, he clearly just was like, yeah, I'm going to be number 47. Because my initials are ak that's like me being number 40 and i'd be wd40 that would be one of the worst nicknames you can have it'd be terrible the best nickname that's not intimidating like ak-47 though because you're just so slick oh this guy just lubricates the fuck out of everything yeah like that's not cool because my bounce passes are just so wet that you can't even hear him squeaking

you got the offense running that's not the sound that would be made that's the cool because my bounce passes are just so wet that you can't even hear them squeaking you got the offense running like that that's not the sound that would be made that's the sound that would not be made you got the offense running like a well-oiled

machine over there exactly oh that's actually not the worst call me WD4 I got you but honestly with that nickname

there's too much thought that has to go into it no man why do they call him that it's perfect like five minutes later oh okay it's like the mailman

no that makes much more sense because he always delivers. It's true, unless it's in the finals. Dude, why did I do that? Sorry to all the Utah people out there. Damn. And the Laker fans. He was a Laker. People forget.

And the Knicks. People definitely forget that. We just trashed several fan bases, really. Or their teams, anyway. I think Knicks fans would applaud what we did. There are very few Knicks fans who listen to this podcast. I'm pretty confident. You don't know? We got some New Yorkers listening. They're Nets fans by now.

I was a big Ewing guy. Were you? No one's a big Ewing guy. Oh, dude, come on. This game was boring. Dude, he used to have some nice little cameos on NBA Inside Stuff and everything. That's how I got my sports news back then. Was that with Ahmad Rashad? Yeah.

I think Lisa Leslie got involved at one point. You're right. No, it was actually Lisa Loeb. She would come on, they'd give her like two minutes to play a song, and she would just... You say... Dude, that's one of my favorite songs.

I only dunk when I want to. You know she was at ACL last year. That's one of my favorite songs. Which brings us to our first segment. We're going to break down the ACL lineup. Was she really at ACL? Yeah, but she was doing like a kid's thing. Did she do stay? I don't know.

Was she doing just kid stuff? She did like a kid's song session. I hear what I want. Why didn't you bring your son to that? Don't listen hard. Can you believe Dylan didn't bring his son to Lisa Loeb? I didn't know it was a kid's thing, first of all. Plus it's Lisa Loeb. And thirdly I hate festivals. What do you mean his son to Lisa Loeb? I didn't know it was a kid's thing, first of all. Plus, it's Lisa Loeb.

And thirdly, I hate festivals. What do you mean, plus it's Lisa Loeb? She's been irrelevant for, I don't know, 25, 30 years. I think she's still pretty cute. Is she? I'm just imagining her looking the exact same way. That's how I judge relevance. On how you look?

If you've held up well? Hey, introducing Dylan Chivary. Hey, glad to be here, guys. Thank you for my intro. It's big for you. Minute seven of the pod. 4.55. Okay, well, we're getting better, I think.

Glad to be here. Weather's nice. Nobody asked. Weekend was good. Coming off the Game of Thrones high. I just feel good. Feel real good. Wait till you hear what I high. I just feel good. Feel real good. Wait till you hear what I have to say about that episode.

Whoa. Yeah. Coming up later in today's episode. Yeah. As Will listens to, I don't know. Honestly, maybe Lisa Lowe. Lisa Lowe. Great.

Honestly. Don't do that. That's so soft. But it's Will. It's good. Dude, listen to like, switch genres completely like listen to tribe or something i could i found a spotify playlist you might like it is mid 90s the movie it's like inspired by that i don't remember that soundtrack at all it's just got a bunch of jams if you were a

punk skater kid so you got like wu-tang okay i never i never liked wu-tang i never got into wu-tang at all they were a little too hard for me i got like Wu-Tang. Okay. I never liked Wu-Tang. I never got into Wu-Tang at all. They were a little too hard for me. I did like Gravel Pit. I like the Gravel Pit video. Not familiar. I don't even remember that video. It looked like a Flintstones set. I think they're just

a bunch of hot chicks in it. I think that's why I liked it. Okay. I don't really have any good... Well, yeah. I don't have any good... We can all support that. You're just a horny little teenager

watching it. Oh, for sure. Yeah. That makes sense. So we have an announcement to make. We made an announcement last week. We're doing Bachelor at exclusive episodes on Patreon. Everyone's familiar with that by now.

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Our first episode of The Bachelor is tomorrow. I'm pretty fired up. I'm excited. I'm actually going to a watch party tonight. What? Sally and I are going to one of our friends' houses, and we're just going to go chill. Better not fart around. I'm not going to fart around. Are you going to drink?

I don't know. Maybe I'll have a glass of wine. I'll throw one back. Actually, yeah. I'm going to bring a bottle of wine over for them. I think you should. Yeah, that's a nice thing. That's fine.

Dylan and I are going to have our own watch party. That's right. Where do you want to have it? Me, Dave, and Randman. My my wife we'll bring my wife too oh yeah she can come i'll stop by the crib let's just do it at wild wings okay i does wild wings doing bachelorette parties well i don't want i was not going to announce this till later but we are doing um a partnership with wild wings it's It's called Buffalo Bachelor Wings. It's a really shitty name,

but we basically go and we just do like a ringer-esque live show from Wild Wings after The Bachelor. Dave, you have this one eyebrow hair that's just wiling out. Dude, I've been trying to pluck it. It's just wiling out. I know.

I look like, what's the old time, like in the ancient Greece days? What about the dude from Miracle? The Russian coach? Oh, yes. He's got flyers everywhere. Yeah, I need to get rid of this.

By the way, everything I just said about Wild Wings is not true. That would be tight. How many people are let down right now by this? Probably at least 30. I prefer, if we're going to do an Austin, I prefer Pluckers,

just because there's more of them. There's only one B-Dubs in Austin. That's a little surprising. I've never been to a B-Dubs before. Dog. Never. They're getting a lot of free pub on this podcast. Because if I want wings, I'm doing Pluckers.

I was at Wild Wings over the weekend. I will say this. I think Pluckers and B-Dubs are pretty much the exact same thing. Are they? Like, I've never... I don't care. Pluckers goes pretty hard. If you have an opinion on one or the other,

maybe eat less wings. Maybe you're eating too many wings. Damn. Did y'all see the paparazzi caught me? I did. That was cool of them. They hit me. They sent it to me.

Were they just camped out outside of B-Dubs waiting for you? I don't know if they're waiting on me or somebody else inside, but I walked out and they got me. Why were you going there? I watched the Warriors-Rockets game there with some bros. How many tall beers did you have? I had three Stellos. True story.

Did they come in their tall glasses? I think they were big boys, yeah. Did you get wings? Damn, look at you. No, I didn't eat. I ate dinner with my parents. If you did get wings, do you get regular or boneless? Ooh, it just depends.

It depends on if it's at night or during the day. I'm a bone-in guy. If it's at night, I'm going bone-in. If it's during the day and I want to keep it clean, I'll go bone-in. I can eat it with a fork. Mine is situational. It's not based on day. It's more based on who I'm with.

Yeah, that's fair. If it's a group of people and I'm eating wings, I'm probably going to go toward boneless. If I'm with just a couple other dudes who are watching the game, getting drunk, then it's boned in. I just don't like being around

a lot of people just making wing noises as you eat them. It's not pleasant. I'm actually surprised you like bone in wings because they aren't a noisier version of the wing man, that's a lot of time that I was eating bone in wings at Pluckers and That was really struggling with this one I just couldn't get the meat off the bone and it was like kind of like getting caught like wedge in my mouth It was just really bad. Look it took me like a good 45 seconds to a minute to

get the meat off this particular bone and i was just disgusted with myself and i looked up at one point and this sounds mean but this morbidly obese woman i mean morbidly it was it was bad she was just staring at me like mouth agape just in total disgust at me i was like did she do like the gladiator thing where her thumb was sideways and then she just put it up she was just totally she was in total shock and disgust at this spectacle that was me trying to take this wing down look here's the deal you're at a wing joint okay like you have to expect that you're gonna see some shit like that do you think she had an opinion on pluckers versus b-dubs uh she's probably a plucker she's disgusted by you i hate the people i wish more people understood pluckers i think it's texas only right yeah yeah i'd never

heard of it okay it's essentially texas b-dubs it's absolutely that it's that's what it is it's a scene on um nfl game day though the one next to us has like a side side place and like a the man is it a man cave call the coop oh dude i do want to go out to the coop though and have some wings god wings are so terrible for you i love it just give me wing stop never been to a wing stop what about wing street by pizza hut not great no they're bad never had it you're not missing much you're not missing anything you are missing out on roback if you don't go to roback.com use code cb20 for 20 off your order of polos quarter zips hats which by the way i wore my new hat this weekend and i absolutely loved it

what took you so long you idiot the charcoal well you were wearing it day one so i didn't or the green one as you say man i just didn't want to i didn't want to like match you dude fits like a glove they fit so it's so comfy it's ridiculous how did you not get a gram off it was it was a nasty day out it was rainy i was just like gotta cover my hair we so we had a nice little uh cold front blow through in texas and it was cool up in Dallas. It was cool down here too. Oh, it was perfect. I rocked a quarter zip on Saturday.

I did. And it was perfect. And it was my row back one. And everybody knows they make the best quarter zip in the game. Highly recommend. Their poles just fit so well too. It was 60 degrees. It was perfect.

I enjoyed it. Minus the rain. I really enjoyed it. I've had a lot of people reach out about Roebuck. Had my buddy Pete reach out yesterday. He's like, what's this Roebuck stuff? Is that DBP? Yeah.

I was like, dude. Damn. Scoops up. Shots of DBP, man. He's like, I don't want to throw another brand under the bus. He's like, I've been wearing this other brand. It doesn't really fit that well. And I was like, you don't have that issue with Roebuck.

You don't have that. And they get 20% off with CB20. CB20. A bunch of people DM me asking if we still have a code to them i say here's the code but man maybe listen cb20 don't tweet it though don't tweet it don't you dare that's all those i've probably tweeted that's all those sketchy websites i definitely tweeted it from the circling back account which is why we had to get a new code yeah that's on me yeah that's on me me. Dave, on the run down here,

I have something that's called Dave's Casual Weekend Anecdote. Oh, yeah. It's a new segment we're doing. Dude, that's a fire seg name. It's just like a fun and easy anecdote. Wow. Mm-hmm. I was back home in Duncanville.

The dump. That's why I was at the Cedar Hill Wild Wings. You can check out that photo again at DCRough on Instagram. um we're there and saturday night we were just hanging out it's pretty low key um watching some i don't know what we were watching we're watching tv my dad and i my mom my wife randy was there my parents dog and we were talking about oh okay i know what happened we were watching an eagles concert on AXS channel or whatever it is. My dad's big into music. Dude, old people love watching live concerts on cable television.

Well, that's exactly. So he just discovered this channel. My friend's mom saw that. She knows I live in Austin now, and she quizzed me about ACL and Moody Theater. And she's like, we watch ACL live all the time on Palladium. And I was just like... Palladium, is that still around? I think it might be, yeah.

That's the channel. I was like, yep. So we're watching it. And it's an Eagles show. And it's like a reunion one from maybe five or six years ago, maybe longer. And they're doing the Eagles... So like before the Super Bowl. Okay.

Not the Philadelphia Eagles. I had to think about that. We were just dabbed, for the record. Before the Super Bowl. Okay. Not the Philadelphia Eagles. That is... I had to think about that. We'll just dabbed for the record. Nick Foles is up there on base. Big old dong. Slapping the base. Slapping it.

So one of the commercials was for a show. They've got a reality programming on this particular channel. It's an Eddie Money reality show, which nobody needed, nobody asked for, but we got got it anyway and my dad just chimes in he's like yeah eddie money's a good guy i was like oh yeah okay and if you don't know eddie money like charity work that you know yeah i was thinking well apparently he does he's like you know when i when i got my so there's a lot to unpack here he goes the first road trip i took when I got the Miata was down to Fort Hood, and it was a concert for the troops, and I met Eddie Money.

My first question is, did you know that your dad owned a Miata at one point? Yes, I did know that. What color was it? It was like a—I'm going to screw this up. It was between a purple and a royal blue. Why did both of our dads own Miatas? I'm going to screw this up. It was between like a purple and a royal blue. It was more royal blue. I didn't pull it to my dad's old Miata. Because saying, calling it the Miata instead of my Miata implies that it was like, you know, part of the family, like a family car.

Like, oh, the hop in the station wagon, hop in the Miata. It was the Miata. Okay. And I just like kind of paused and I was like, wait, okay, you met Eddie Money? Like you took a road trip and met Eddie Money? And then he goes on to tell me that, yeah, he took a road trip down to Fort Hood. If you don't know that,

it's an army base here in Texas. It's where, Killeen? It's Killeen, right? Killeen, correct. A couple hours south of Dallas. I guess he drove the Miata down there to go to a show. And he went down and met Eddie Money backstage,

somehow got backstage, which is another story. And then he told me, he was back there talking to Eddie Money. He said he was super nice. My dad said he leaned up against some trailer and got some grease on his polo. And Eddie Money was like, oh, don't worry about it. And he had one of his guys go get my dad a new polo and eddie money i was like oh don't worry about it and he had one of his guys go get my dad a new polo so my dad did a shirt swap courtesy of eddie money i was hoping that eddie money would

just take the shirt off his own back and give that would have been tighter but um so eddie money of course of everybody knows this if you went to college you heard take me home tonight yeah that's the one but also if you've ever done a power hour, that's been in the first 10 songs every single time. Absolutely. Take Me Home Tonight. Two Tickets. Two Tickets to Paradise.

That's another one. I kind of forgot that he sang that. He's got some bangers. And apparently he's a big enough name to where he can have a reality show on an obscure channel. He has a reality show? To where he can have A reality show On an obscure channel He has a reality show? Yeah that's how we

That's how this came up Oh oh oh oh We saw a commercial for it He's sober now Is he? Yeah Good for him Yeah 12 step program

Big up yourself Take Me Home Tonight Is like a song That and like the outfield Define my college career I like that it's called Real Money. Yeah. The show?

Yeah. Yeah. Real Money. Good for him. Did you ever watch, this is just other kind of washed up recording artists who had TV shows. Did you ever watch The Osborne Show on MTV?

Oh yeah. I did. That show stunk. It was entertaining. Like I loved it it but like in hindsight like the amount of time that i dedicated just watching them was just terrible they had to caption everything he said that was the best part yeah dude it was almost sad it's kind of like when don vito got captioned like they would just caption it but with things that you couldn't even read

it was sad his brain is just fried that show spawned a number of spinoff careers sharon's the daughter was she does some kind of like red carpet stuff she's deep no she's like i think she hosts like a fashion person really she hosts one of those like shows jack what's jack doing is jack around no yeah he's still around okay they. They have another daughter who never even appeared on the show. I respect that so much. She was like, nah, we're good. Like Rachel Lindsay's dad? Yes. God, we're good at Rachel too much, Paul, lately.

Yeah. She stinks. But yeah, dude, I think the Osbournes. I remember watching that, and then it just got so bad at one point. I would like to go back and see the scandals that came from that there were there were some controversies like sharon or somebody made some comments in the last 10 years and it was like that's that's not gonna age well what was it called the osborne show aussie aussie aussie it's not what it was called i don't know it was called god why the osbornnes It was just called

The Osbournes Okay Yeah Not keeping up With the Osbournes Or anything I I don't know

You want to go do A rewatch pod Of the Osbournes Yeah That's exactly What we're going to do Let's do it That's the worst

That's a $15 tier On Patreon Stop Patreon.com Slash Juggling back podcast What level of tier Would it take For you to do An Osbournes rewatch that's a $15 tier on Patreon stop patreon.com slash jugglingbackpodcast what level of tier would it take for you to do an Osbournes rewatch I clicked on it

I'm on their Wikipedia page right now no one wants that $100 per head to make it worth it we will get zero signups it'll be a lot of fun this is so bad I clicked on awards and nominations as you do when you like Wikipedia any TV show.

It says they won a 2002 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Reality Program. The Osbournes won an Emmy. How many Emmys do you have, Dylan? I don't have any Emmys, David. Yeah, I didn't think so. It also says that it achieved the highest ratings in MTV history. What? That's upsetting.

At the time? It doesn't clarify. So at the very least, at the time, it was the highest rated show. 100% Jersey Shore. Right, that was the first thing that I thought. Season one of Jersey Shore had to have blown that out of the water, right? Man, I miss Micah's, our old producer Micah's podcast, his Jersey Shore podcast. I did it a few times.

Yeah, it was kind of, it was fun. It was a good time. I think he's still going to do it. He should. But he did it based on the new season, right? Yeah, it was not a rewatch. Okay. Yeah, I don't think they had enough people watching.

I don't know. I was not interested in the reunion tour that they did. It was kind of an entertaining... The couple episodes I watched were actually not terrible. I didn't see a washed up, sober situation. Well, you know, he's boys now with Billy McFarlane in jail. Yeah. I'm really hoping...

If Billy doesn't make an appearance on the next season of Jersey Shore, it's going to be devastating. He was sober during that last season, I think. Because he had all the jail... He was facing all the jail stuff. He was just eating everything in sight. I don't need this. If he's in jail, that dude, who's running

Family Guy? See, that's a different McFarlane. Although they look very similar. It still doesn't make sense. Their last names are not spelled the same way, by the way. Maybe one of them changed it to separate. Billy McFarland.

Oh, Dylan, we miss you. Okay. Come on down and get a meat pie, Dylan. Oh, that sounds good right now. I don't know. Today's weather's not really meat pie weather. It's not meat pie weather, but... This weekend was meat pie weather.

Yeah. This weekend was ultimate meat pie weather. Yeah. 50 and gloomy outside is meat pie it's meat pie weather sign me the book be a different morning i should have gotten some meat pies during a championship sunday yesterday dude i watched some soccer we got we got premier league dave in the building oh fuck i don't need that well i texted will because i look you hop on twitter and you see a lot of people it was number was the number one trending thing in the world. I knew that there was important games going on.

Twitter went down briefly after one of the first goals in one of the games. Twitter went down for a couple minutes anyway. Ooh, interesting. So I texted Will and he was like, yeah, this is what needs to happen, blah, blah, blah. So I switched it on. Oh, you know how I realized soccer was on? I put on the Golf Channel to check in on the Nelson because they were playing part of the third round Sunday morning

because of weather the previous day. And they were showing soccer. Yeah. And I was upset because I wanted to watch. Sunday morning, a great way to start it is just throw on the Golf Channel. Maybe see a little pregame action. People were upset about soccer replacing the Golf Channel for the two-hour stretch. People were not happy about that.

That being said, I get it. I get why they did it, and this isn't the soccer fan in me. This is the logistics business mind that I have. You know, the advanced business mind that everyone knows me for. Yeah, you went to business school. I would say that the reason they did that was because— Return on investment like they have so much money invested in the tv rights for premier league that i'm sure that they like they knew they had to show every single one it was on tnt it was on like all these random stations you don't think a lot of people were tuning in to see like who is

leading the nelson the third or in the third round sunday. People needed it. Goddamn that tournament. I'm worried. But yeah, man. I saw a lot of people upset about... Because Liverpool apparently had an excellent season. Yeah. Lost one game. They lost one game and got second place.

But they got second place. How does that make you feel, Dylan? You would totally be a Liverpool guy. You put out Liverpool vibes. What does that even mean? What's wrong with Liverpool? Who's the best player in Liverpool? Is that Salah?

They have several. No, the best player in Liverpool, his name is Virgil van Dijk. He's a defenseman. Virgil van Dijk, VVD? VVD, baby. That's tight. Dylan likes it. If you're starting a team, he's a great person to build your team around right now.

Cornerstone. He's not going to get called the best player in the world but he might be the best teammate in the world in my opinion i want him i want him on my team the best teammate in the world he's a beast okay salah's really good but he's had a down season but he's still scored he's still tied for first and goals and he had a viral moment when he brought his daughter on the field or on the pitch, excuse me. Go to Mo Salah's Instagram. He put up an anti-smoking video the other day that was like a campaign. And it's one of the weirdest anti-smoking campaigns I've ever seen. What a boner. It looks like he's smoking

a cigarette and then he emerges from the shadows and it's some other dude that just looks like him smoking a cigarette. And he's like, you thought that was me. What? What's going on here? That's weird. Who came up with this? It's very strange that the world-class athlete

doesn't smoke cigarettes. Yeah, who would have thought? In the most cardio game ever. There's a couple coaches, kind of like how at golf tournaments, guys are just low-key smoking cigs. There's a few coaches in the Premier League

who just rip cigs on the sidelines. And you can just see them holding it. They can smoke during the game? Yeah. What? Yeah. There's two coaches that I know for sure do it, and I'd have to imagine there are more.

Europe, man. They used to do it. Jim Leland, when he was the Tigers manager, he used to just do it in the back. Yeah, they all walked down to the tunnel a few steps down, and they just ripped Siggs. He would do it in post-game interviews, and a lot of the times they'd have to cut away or something

if he started doing it. But sometimes you would just see smoke trailing up from his ashtray. That's the toughest thing about quitting smoking. Not that I ever smoked, but not getting into it. Ashtrays are tight. Like a good ashtray that's thick and it has that old school glass look.

Like it's amber almost almost i have a giant cigar one with my initials on it i just use it oh you smoke so many cigars that makes sense i use it as a change tray like what am i supposed to do with it i can't smoke cigars inside no no i smoked a cuban when i was in mexico no you didn't yes i did no it did not do me well did you have a patio at your place we talk about inside i don't have a patio you don't oh i mean like we have patios at the apartment complex i don't personally have a patio oh micah's does serious yeah micah's has a serious patty he's got a good one he's got like tomato plants and shit outside oh yeah i guess you don't yeah i don't have one okay that's pretty embarrassing it it is embarrassing like 90 of the people at our

apartment complex have a patio and I don't. Micah's on the ground level though, right? Yeah. If we had a patio, all Rosie would do is paw at the door and whine because she wanted to be on the patio. Yeah, that's not a dog-friendly location. His back's up to that courtyard there. It's a pretty tight situation for him. Micah's?

Yeah. Yeah, he can climb over his garden and just go straight to the grill. Yeah, that's cool. Sometimes I throw pebbles at his window when I'm grilling stuff. Just be like, yo, what up? I grilled last night. What'd you grill? DJ Duds was out there, too.

I used his grower after him. You didn't grill cook him? I grilled a steak. He beat me to it. What kind of steak? A New York strip, which is what I always grill. How'd it turn out? Very good.

Really? Because I didn't see any photos of it. Yeah. I decided to keep it off social media. Yeah. Dude, Dylan, he definitely overcooked that steak. No, I didn't. Dude, heooked that steak. No, I didn't. Dude, he overcooked it.

No, I didn't. That's a medium plus. I also baked a sweet potato. It was so good. Put a little butter on it. Our little boy's all growns up. He's all growns up. Sweet potatoes now, come on.

I love sweet potatoes, man. I always bake sweet potatoes. Not always. I do sometimes. Anyway. You know some people put brown sugar on their sweet potato? Everybody knows that, David. Do you?

No. Just butter. God, that's boring. Sometimes I hit it with salt and pepper. That's the most boring potato ever. Bam. Just butter on your potato? It's good, dude.

I think Dylan on Patreon should just do a meal diary. I want to see every single meal he eats for a week. I want to see what your chicken looks like when you take it out of the oven or off the grill. Dave, the thing about the sweet potato is it's naturally sweet, so it doesn't need too much. It tastes like pumpkin.

Pumpkin's good, man. I bet Dylan doesn't even use raw butter. He uses margarine. Okay, let's talk about your Brussels sprouts, my dude. Oh, shit. What's up with that? Who knew they were so good? Literally everyone, dude.

Yeah. There's been a Brussels sprouts renaissance like the last decade. Yes. Decade. Decade. Ten years. I know, but for the longest time, no one knew how to cook and they couldn't taste good. No, they knew how.

When I was a kid, my mom would just steam them and they were terrible. Don't put your mom on blast like that. I've talked to her about it. Dude,sels sprouts in my opinion still tastes good no steamed brussels sprouts taste like like hot garbage no they're so wet i love brussels my parents my parents were like you can't get up from the table until you have you know your brussels sprouts and i would sit there at the table try to force it down my throat and i would gag try not to vomit and so i have like this terrible memory of Brussels sprouts. And so for the longest time, I never tried them, and I finally did.

And who knew? They're delicious. What's the situation you were in? Were you at a restaurant? I was at a restaurant, yeah. What restaurant? Were these served in macaroni grill? No, it's called HG Supply, Dallas.

HG Supply? Supply. No, I think you've pronounced it Supply, though. They have these in Fort Worth as well. Sally goes to them all the time. Are you serious? Supply! Man, only true Dallasites will understand why that's funny.

Is this a little tiny spot in Dallas? Can we edit that, please? Get back and edit that. I don't want to sound like an idiot. HG Supply. I've definitely had these from there before. They're so good do you remember was there a balsamic glaze

I don't think so how are these cooked I don't they're roasted man I don't know get off my back get off my back they weren't steamed

I believe Jojo's season of The Bachelorette at the very end when she like goes back to Dallas and meets her friends they show her like in a bar scene

or a restaurant scene like talking to her girlfriends and I think it's there. When Sally lived in Fort Worth we would go there all the time. It's a cool spot. I'm glad you discovered the greatness of Brussels sprouts. Yeah, the food goes hard, man.

Spli. Let's not make this a thing. I didn't know. I've never heard of the place. HG stands for hunting I think, hunting and gathering. Roasted. That's all I know. Of course, they were seasoned somehow. I don't really know.

You know what? I'll just bring up the damn menu. The people need to know how these were prepared. Okay. Doing them on the grill is fun. Dude, Brussels sprouts are like, so they never don't go. A lot of restaurants these days, that's kind of their go-to side. Like,

you know, it used to be Mac and cheese was like the signature side. Now it's Brussels for a lot of places. True story. Surprised you didn't know that Dylan. No, I had no idea Dave. Cause,

uh, you know, I've been so against them for so long, but, uh, my whole world is, man, if,

had you been eating these Brusselsussels sprouts in like high school man you y'all could have taken state yeah a lot of people were saying that think about that if only dylan was eating brussels sprouts damn yeah well then you wouldn't have low t well what if you found over there were honey garlic does that sound familiar uh maybe oh that sounds like a great mix they went hard that's all i know i just don't well how did it take you so long like brussels i just explained yeah he did i had a terrible memory of them as a child still whatever i came around do you say something why'd your fiance put Tony in a body bag on Twitter? I don't know, man.

Oh, she just roasts. Yeah, what's up with that? Speaking of roasted, she got me good. She did numbers on that thing, too. Sally is not a volume shooter on Twitter, but she comes out of nowhere. She only volume shoots when she's, like, traveling. When she starts doing... Bitching about airlines?

When she starts doing... No, no, no. I think she knows how to do that. She only starts volume shooting when she's doing Influencer Sally. bitching about airlines? No, no, no. I think she knows how to do that. She only starts volume shooting when she's doing Influencer Sally. And it drives me insane. Well, instead, yesterday she did Body Bag Sally because Dylan got served up.

She roasted me good. Seriously. Twitter needs, or just the phone in general, needs a body bag emoji. Mm-hmm. I know it's a little morbid, but... A little bit. If anyone from Apple is listening...

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Well, not new. It's not new. We're just recycling it. It's something I was just, I was kind of thinking about it. Ooh. Birds are chirping. People definitely heard that,

but he's here for it. People love the bird chirps. All right, this is a little segment I like to call Here Forward or Canceled. Okay? I think this started when we were listening to

Ariana Grande's seminal hit, Meet Me in the Middle. So you're a 2L canceled guy call it here forward or canceled okay i think this started when we were listening to ariana grande's seminal hit meet me in the middle so you're a two you're a 2l canceled guy and not a 1l is it 1l the british way to do it nope that's the that's our way to do it oh a lot of people don't know that i'll be honest i don't i don't really know yeah stick to me 2ls 2ls followed by an ed looks funny to me yeah it's all right it still works it's not aesthetically pleasing it still plays it works but i don't you know i'm keeping the flag in the pocket i honestly i honestly always thought that it was the british way so i didn't want to come off as too insufferable you might want to keep the flags in the pocket after that the uh spline yeah man i don't know

what yeah you might get a five minute major spline is something you said you did the other day why didn't my why didn't my brain connect supply and supply? I don't fucking know. Man. My brain doesn't fail me usually like that. Dude, come on. I don't know. Why don't they just spell the word out?

Just spell it, man. Cheaper that way. Don't make me put it together. Less characters. I'm trying to get some Brussels off. Don't make me figure this out. Call them Brussels. I'm trying to get some Brussels off.

Some Bespos? No one's calling them Bespos. some brussels off. Don't make me figure this out. Call them brussies. I'll try to get some brussies off. Some beespo's? No one's calling them beespo's. Dude, let's eat some beespo's this weekend. Roundup, beesprouts for the table? Thanks. Is there any worse? Roundup sprouts for the boys, please. Do you guys still enjoy artichoke dip? Yeah. I don't like it anymore.

I don't seek it out. If it's on the menu, it's not something I order. I like a good steamed artichoke with the butter dipping sauce, you know? Yes. Oh. That's so good. Yeah. God, dude.

Your gut bio must be filth. Yeah, we've been over this. I don't even know what gut bio is, so I'm sure it's bad. That's very clear. Okay, stop. You can tell. Okay. Okay. This is something. that's very clear. Okay, stop. You can tell. Okay, this is something called

here for to cancel. Okay? Yesterday was a big Instagram day. A lot of Mother's Day posts. I'm fine with that. Big shouts to the mommies. Big shouts to people getting grams off.

You love to see it. This isn't, I'm not going to steam on Mother's Day Instagram posts. It's not what I'm here for. What I'm here for is to say to start getting my wheels turning about captions. Okay? I'm seeing a lot of captions out there lately.

I'm seeing some old ones that are having a nice little resurgence. Okay? I'm not necessarily opposed to these, but I just want to bring them to the table and ask whether or not we are here for these captions or whether we can cancel them. Are you going to read them aloud? Yes. Okay? Boy. I'm excited about this. This one I thought went away

and I'm seeing it. Hey, how many of our actual friends are going to be offended by this segment? I just want to know. It doesn't matter. I want to know which bridges I'm about to burn. No, I think we're fine.

Okay, cool. I think we're fine. All right, good. I don't care. The first one is something I thought went away and I feel like I've been seeing it more. And maybe I think I've been seeing it more

because I've been annoyed with it. But it's pretty simple, and it's something that we see on a daily basis. It's also on Twitter. It's the simple word season spelled S-Z-N. Oh, I still like that. I'm here for it still. You're here for it? I think it's funny.

Man, I think it gets overused, though. But it's funny. You can overuse stuff, and if you're self-aware that you're overusing it, it remains funny to me. I was in that spot with what Dylan just described last year. I've gotten away from it altogether. I don't know if I would put it in an IG caption personally. But when I see it, and I have seen it recently, I don't think twice.

I think I'm more likely to tweet it than I am to... I don't think I'll ever put it in an actual caption on Instagram. It's funny when it's used in an... Okay, so if you were to say like, oh, it's ice macchiato season, like something stupid,

then it's kind of funny. Okay. But if you're doing like, oh, it's wedding season. Okay. Season. Season. Then it's kind of funny but if you're doing like oh it's wedding season then it's a little bit I don't know man but you're right it has made a resurgence

it's like everywhere I didn't notice that I feel like it's just making a resurgence the next one has made a massive resurgence I think it came to be maybe early fall last year thanks thanks to pete davidson and his big dick energy as they said and and people are replacing the d word the dick word with just big blank energy yeah i'm out on this one's canceled this one has made a very big

resurgence and i'll be honest i was helping a friend with a captain recently we went with that so we had a caller on the patreon i know oh can i talk about that patreon episode i think you can talk about it yeah a guy noted he is his wife his potential wife that was or his girlfriend of five months who might move in with him had big wife energy okay um i don't know if that's problematic or not, but he used it, and I thought it was okay. Oh, the boys over at, what's the dad gum? They say Big Dad Energy. Oh, Kyle's a big Big Dad Energy guy. Our friend Kyle.

Big Dad Energy. I actually very much like that as a podcast. I don't want to say bit, like tagline for them. Yeah. Okay, so it obviously stems from bde big dick energy big dad it's similar enough to where it sounds better it rolls off the tongue better than like oh i've got some like big loafer energy big low don't say that actually direct your snapchats to dave that just just say big low for energy with pictures of your low.

Somebody's going to do this like three days from now. I'm not going to know what they're talking about. I wasn't that in on BDE from the jump. So this is easy for me to cancel. I was in on it for like the first two days of it. Yeah. I enjoyed it. And it never hit home for me.

Wait, so did we cancel this or no? I'm canceling. Did we cancel season or are we here for season? I'm here for season. I'm here for season as well. season or are we here for season? I'm here for season. I think you wanted to cancel it. I am here for it. I can be swayed. I think I will allow.

I'm here for season now. Are we all agreeing on here or cancel? We're voting. Oh, okay. Man, I don't feel strongly enough to cancel it, but I also don't feel enough to say that I'm here for it. So I'm going to go ahead and cancel it. It's canceled then because I canceled it as well. Okay. We're going to temporarily cancel Big Blank Energy. for it so i'm gonna go ahead and cancel it it's canceled then because i cancel it as well okay

we're gonna we're gonna temporarily cancel big blank energy why is it temporary let's just cancel the fuck out if you cancel it's okay forever okay wait if it is forever let me take my vote back i'm gonna say that i am here for it okay wow i don't think you're putting it on me now yeah the the onus is on you i'm'm going to be here for it. He's here as well. Just for now. Just for now. Man.

Once summer hits and we start getting our songs of the summer, those can start... Whatever the song of the summer is, which it is not the Justin Bieber What's His Name song. Oh, because it's trash? Ed Sheeran song. That song sucks. That song is not good.

I have not heard it, but I've seen the Instagrams alluding to it. It was the most streamed song in the history of streams. When someone that big has such a long hiatus musically, and then comes back with just a pile of shit, like, what are you doing, dog? No Brainer was way better than this song. Blow us away with something. Come on.

You've had forever to work on this. Yeah, dude. And don't release it at this time. Because now it's like, oh, could this be the song of the summer? That's not even close. Wait, so if you got the song within, so pretty much April to May, you are setting it up

for potential song of the summer status. You have hopes. That's what you're doing. Okay, that's like launching the 40-point rock and jock shot. What's your favorite summer bop? I think the best song of the summer that really just took over for me.

Party in the USA? Was Call Me Maybe. Oh, God. I hated that song. Party in the USA was mine. Call Me Maybe hit so hard. No, it didn't. I have an anecdote about songs of the summer.

What? This is a reference. Please call it a bop. No. Okay. So we're in the back. This is like 2001. We're all piled in a car. And our buddy Flounder on the're in the, this is like 2001.

We're all piled in a car, and our buddy Flounder on the fly. Oh, yeah. Buddy Clay. He's up front, and Third Eye Blind comes on. It's that song, Graduate. You know what song it is. Can I graduate? Can I get my punk ass off the street? It came on, and he like, we're all in there.

We'd probably been drinking or something. Not the driver, but just us, everybody else else and he just cranks it up and goes he in the most cocky voice ever he like looks back goes song of the summer boys and cranked it and we didn't let that go to this to this day song of the summer we have not let that go so like that's funny yeah that guy's hilarious but the way he just kind of looked over his shoulder, it was like he thought he was in American Pie or something. Song of the Summer, boys. Turns out it was not the Song of the Summer. No, there were some other bops that summer, though.

Yeah. Per my Google search. We talked about them last week because we were talking about prom songs. That was all kind of at the same time. This is a caption. I think I already know what Dave's going to say about this because dave has previously mentioned this to me this is something that's popped up this is something i actually this is a phrase i enjoyed more before it became more popularized but now it's it's worth asking whether or not we're here for it or it's canceled

if you know you know oh i don't see that anymore this was brought back by pusha when he dropped daytona and the the first song on daytona had a chorus part of the chorus there's a song called if you know you know it was called if you know you know what are your thoughts on this dave it it just got to the point where like everybody was doing it and you know my the 16 year old hipster in me is like dude every this has gotten to to be too much people who i don't even know push a t as we're doing it and it just it bothered me the issue that i have is that push a t didn't come up with the phrase like people said it before, but he definitely made it so more people were putting it up like constantly after. Yeah. Dude, look, and I'm guilty of it.

But then it got to the point where I was like, okay, I started to want to use it too much. And then I realized everybody's using this. So I'm canceling. People would post like selfies from the pool and be like, if you know, you know. No, you're at the pool. Who doesn't know about a pool, man? I mean, yeah. What's the deal i i'm kind of lost on this one i know it's a thing it's a saying that's been used in the past but i i don't see it on social

media ever so i don't know really i don't ever so this is totally off my radar i i'm gonna sit this one out because it it's neither here nor canceled because it's not even here to begin with unless you're using it ironically that's a big here to begin with. Unless you're using it ironically. That's a big exception to the rule. I'm going to cancel it until Push's next album comes out. I've officially canceled it. It's canceled then. It's out.

Do you guys have any... I have another one on here. How have we not canceled it? Hard to say. That's never going away, Dick. It's never going away. You're right. It's hard to cancel that one.

Yeah, it's super hard to cancel that one. We got to do it to them. We need to do it. We need to get like every bit we've ever done and decide whether or not we're here for it or canceling it. We're just here for every single one. I have another one on here, but I don't think it's even worth bringing up because I think we would...

Oh, you got to bring it up now. We just canceled. This was a mail-in one from me. Like, I don't think it's even worth bringing up. Oh, you got to bring it up now. We just canceled. This was a mail-in one for me. Like, I don't think this is... Just say it, bitch. It's canceled. I'm just canceling it preemptively. It's just, so I did a thing.

Oh, that's terrible. Ooh. Yeah, I'm not... It's like a girl that gets four inches chopped off her hair. So I did a thing. She gets banged. You got a haircut. She got a haircut.

She starts center parting. That was a thing. This isn't your first haircut. I got a haircut the other day. Yeah, I did a thing she gets bang you got a haircut she's got a haircut she starts center part that was a thing this isn't your first haircut i got a haircut the other day yeah i did a thing yeah we get it she starts doing a center part dylan she did a thing yeah you see that with people who uh we come from you know a writing background people say i wrote a thing and the link to their column that they spent you know a couple days like 5 000 words it's a thing piece and it's like oh it's just a thing. It's not a thing. I'm just going to casually drop it to you. I did a thing.

Here you go. I'm canceling it. It's canceled. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Are there any captions out there that I've just overlooked? I know that was a very short list of them. Yeah, there are a bunch of them out there. You know, I still think it's fun just to do

random hip hop lyrics I did that you know it's always fun and you can there's an argument that that should be cancelled for guys like me

because it's like I'm outside of a Wild Wings that's what gives me joy though yeah like something I did like this was probably two or three years ago I would just do

I would caption something hood rat things with my friends which clearly weren't hood rat things, you know? Yeah. Yeah. It's fun to do bad things. Shouts to,

uh, Terrian, what's that kid's name? I forget. Terrio? Letarian, wouldn't it? Letarian.

Letarian. Letarian. You were thinking of, uh, Tyrion. I wasn't thinking of Tyrion. Lannister. You're probably mixing up the two.

Oh. Nah. This fucking guy. What? Uh, we'll talk about that a little bit. Never mind. mixing up the two. Nah. This fucking guy. What? We'll talk about that in a little bit. Never mind. Well, spli-looking ass. Come on.

Stupid spli-looking ass. Come on. All right. That's it then. Okay. I thought you were going to bring more heat than that. I'll be honest. No, I thought it was good.

Okay. I thought you were going to roast people who were doing Instagram stuff. Because you said yesterday was a bad Instagram day. It was a bad day from the standpoint of like... Because of the Mother's Day stuff? I don't care. Like, I truly don't... Like, no offense.

Like, I'm happy that y'all have good relationships with your moms and stuff. But I don't know a lot of the moms I see on there. Unless your mom was scorching hot in the 70s when you posted the photo. Exactly. Like, Mother's Day is actually way more accessible when people start posting the father's day stuff that's what it's clearly for likes because most dads aren't just sitting there checking their notifications and i'm like like your dad's not gonna see this you're just doing this like that's a popular thing to say on mother when people are doing it it's popular to tweet

that uh and remind everybody that people are posting stuff that their mom's never going to see. I feel like moms see it. Moms are officially in the Instagram. Here's the thing. Even if your mom's not on Instagram, if you have a sister or brother, they'll show them. True. You know what I mean? True.

It'll get to them eventually. It may take a couple weeks. I feel like if I posted something on Instagram as a tribute to my dad, he'd be like, why? Takes you out back, just beats your ass. I called my mom last. I tried to FaceTime her yesterday during brunch hours, and she didn't pick up. And I was like, that's kind of messed up. She's playing golf.

I didn't want to text her or anything. And then I called her at like 8 last night, and I was like, hey, I've been trying to get a hold of you. What's the deal? And she's like, well, I was at brunch with my friends. You could have called me back. It's Mother's Day. You've got to work for it. of you. Like, what's the deal? And she's like, well, I was at brunch with my friends. Like you could have called me back. It's mother's day. You got to work for it. And I was like,

shit. Damn. And she goes, Oh, and thanks for the flowers and candy. By the way, I didn't like, I didn't get her any flowers and candy.

I was like, why are you body bagging me? She came for your neck. Yeah. I was like, dude, come on. I'm calling you.

I'm seeing you in like two weeks. Like maybe you'll get a present then. Probably not anymore. Damn. Love you, mom. present then. Probably not anymore. Damn. Love you, mom. Just all the mommies. Is it time? Do I have to get my headphones out?

Yeah, put on the headies. Should we talk Indochino first? Talk Indochino, player. Oh, I'm doing it? Well, I mean, I need to go in and get my stuff done. Okay. I've been like putting this off. Custom men's shirts, you mean?

Now that it's hashtag wedding season. Well, you know they're made to get my stuff done. Okay. I've been putting this off. Custom men's shirts, you mean? Now that it's hashtag wedding season. Well, you know they're made to measure suits. Yes. Okay. Here's what they do. You go in there, and they just measure pretty much every square inch of your body. They get everything. Every square inch?

For your shirt, for your coat, for your pants. Everything. And they just keep your file. There's like a Will DeFries file in there. So every time you want to go buy something, you log on, you order a shirt. They custom make it every single time for you. And of course, the suits are the big thing. Can I ask some questions?

Yeah. Can you select a fabric, Dylan? Of course. You pick out everything. Can you select the monogram? Yes, you can select a monogram. I got a white one. It's real subtle. White on white shirt. Looks so good. It's clean. The white on white monogram. Yes, you can select a monogram. I got a white one. It's real subtle.

White on white shirt. Looks so good. It's clean. The white on white monogram is a flex. Yeah, it's a flex. Because if you get something monogrammed, you're trying to stunt. I wore it to a recent wedding I went to. I was sitting next to my sister.

I just pulled my suit sleeve up a little bit. I said, look at this. I got one. It's SPLY. Under her breath, she said, oh, shit. Whoa. Yeah. Do you just start reaching for stuff just so it pops out of your suit and people are like oh shit you got that white on white the money's popping they didn't say that though is there a promo code that our

folks and monies be popping well of course there's a promo code david i'm just asking here it's um actually it's not just a promo code you go to indochino.com well it is it's a promo code Steam any suit for $379 that's damn good it's literally 50% off the regular price for a custom suit that's very good

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it's an incredible deal for a premium made to measure suit once you go custom you never go back that's true that's what i'm scared of i'm like shoot once i have yeah nobody yeah once i have my profile like i'm just gonna be buying custom everything i need to get a new swimsuit off like custom custom swimsuit yeah wow no one that. Yeah, they don't offer that yet. God. Put your headphones on and get out of here. All right, I think I'm going to listen to... I think I might start with Lisa Love and see where it takes me.

Maybe hit some McLaughlin. I have a Lilith Fair playlist. Don't, dude. I think I might just do all Lilith Fair. Get out. You're canceled. I hate you. Where are your headphones?

You left them at home, you idiot. No, I didn't. Oh, okay. No. Well, get them out then. What'd the Lannisters do last night? Well, I'll wait until you put your stupid headphones on before we get into it. What about the Targaryens?

Shut up. Dude, the end is coming. Has winter came yet? Put your headphones on. Has winter came yet put your headphones on has winter came yet he's so he's so happy with what he's doing and it should it's the smirk on your face is very you don't deserve this what if i told you all that i watched last night okay i'd be disappointed in you i didn't watch last night okay well you missed a hell of an episode will did i yeah sally yeah sally walked out of our bedroom and i was watching uh i was actually

playing fifa i was i was dorking it up last night and uh she walked out of the bedroom and i was like good episode because the penultimate episode is usually a very good episode of any series some say it's the best facts that being said she was like she looked stirred she looked shook up and she she had this look on her face and she's like you know i i don't really know how to feel like it wasn't what i expected and i was like oh shit and that is game of thrones with will all right now shut up lisa low bye bitch boy bye did he get new headphones anyway uh, first of all, did you like the episode? I enjoyed it.

You enjoyed it. I mean, the actual act of watching it, I enjoyed it. Yeah. I thought it was super entertaining. Really well done. I enjoyed... I have just a few minor critiques, but overall, such a fun episode. Holy shit. I want to give her a lost

her mind can i give a big shouts to the random dude who leads the gold the golden company yeah who uh just kind of got one line off the entire season and then he was done the golden company just a bunch of p words man they sucked they were so soft well yeah they got smoked by they got smoked but they didn't really have much of a chance they didn't do anything well they laid down their swords when they were kind of surrounded was that the golden company was at the lannister oh is that not the those are the lannisters okay so the whole golden company got washed out then in front of in front of the gates yeah okay yeah i thought there was something that stuck behind yeah um you know i we kind of knew that this is where they were going in regards to Danny's character.

We knew that it was, is she going to break bad? Is she going to go full Mad Queen? And then you really knew it at the beginning of this episode when she was just kind of alone. Kind of brooding. She looked bad. Looked like shit. Yeah. Of course, her going completely Mad Queen was something that we all thought was going to happen.

I thought when she was sitting there on Drogon. Is that how you say it? Drogon? It's Sly, actually. When the bells were ringing and she was like, all right, should I just sit here and let the victory happen and just not ruin this city? When she looked up at the Red Keep, I thought she was just going to go roast Cersei. That would have been fine. That would have been fine.

I didn't think she was going to destroy the entire city and all the people in it. Holy fuck. Yeah, it seemed excessive. The entire scene. Like, dude dude it went on for like 40 minutes yes i was like okay you got the dub just take it and move on like you don't have to kill all these innocent people that was weird to me i mean i understand they want to really nail the point home that she's gone fully crazy i would get it dude, dude. You know? But, like, just stop. She had 30 minutes to think about it.

She was just torching everybody. Maybe I should chill. Yeah, I thought that was a little much. It seemed like the Clegane Bowl went on for like 20 minutes. And the whole time you just hear her, like the dragon outside, just fucking more shit up.

It's still going on. So she's just out there. So the dragon does not get tired what where so there's one episode left the final episode how does she look at her people and be like and expect them to support her after what she just did well like the only people so who's gonna back her if you saw a trailer like you see like the dothraki and maybe the, you know, Grey Worms people, the Unsullied, going,

you know, going crazy for her. Dude, they don't give a fuck about Westeros. They're from, they're not from Westeros. So like, they're just there to conquer,

right? I don't know. I'm worried. I'm worried. I'm worried we're going to lose because I mean, she thinks that Jon betrayed her. She thinks that,

you know, she had that cryptic remark to Tyrion. Like, if you fail me again, it'll be the last time. And then what's Tyrion do? He failed her. Well, he goes and lets Jaime out. Is she going to find out about that? By the way, why was that not more of a thing?

Like, the morning of the battle, hey, Jaime's missing. Let's let people, like, Daenerys didn't know about it, we um oh right right right like he was just gone and then in the city i don't know i've seen somebody i've seen somebody theorize that she was testing tyrian with that so maybe she does know the main critique i have from last night's episode was cersei's death well jamie too um because they're just both such pivotal characters and uh you know she's like the number one villain right how was that her death like she was just buried under a bunch of rocks like come on give me something about this show something dope the show doesn't always give you the most satisfying death we got it with ramsey bolton obviously getting his face chewed off by dogs which was tight we got it i guess we got it with little finger throat slash that was cool um but dude i mean sometimes

like it doesn't always work out like that so i mean you had the you had uh oberon get his head popped you know that it doesn't always have the most fan-friendly ending, these little stories. Speaking of their deaths last night, at the end of the episode, or near the end, Arya spots them, right? That's the charred bodies that are embracing each other. Isn't that them at the end there?

Jaime and Cersei? Oh, I did not pick that up at all. I think that's because they were hugging as the rocks fell on them. I thought that was just a random family. Okay, that would make more sense because they're buried under a bunch of rocks. Why are they out in the middle of the sidewalk? Yeah, I don't think that was them.

Okay. What did you think about the Clegane Bowl? I thought it was super tight. I thought it was really tight, too. I'm so glad that the hound didn't get his head exploded. Oh, my God, me too. That would have been a little cheap like dude i thought that was a perfect way for that to end um when i thought it was interesting that the mountain when uh the hound sandor like spotted him and they were kind of you know in that hallway there uh the mountain

was like all right it's more important for me to fight my brother than this protect you the queen she was like stay by my side he was basically just like no i gotta do this even though his brain's like uh maybe maybe the best death of the season was what he did to clyburn yeah that was tight that little fucking guy dude why that guy's such a little pipsqueak yeah um but that that was great i thought that that whole fight scene was incredible and then cersei just kind of walks right by the hound like throws a deuce up she's like well i'll be on my way let you guys when she walked away from that fight and she was just kind of wandering around the red keep by herself weren't you kind of waiting

for aria to be like run into her in the hallway or something and be like oh fuck correct that's what i thought was gonna happen yeah um and it would have been tight it So weren't you kind of waiting for Arya to be like running to her in the hallway or something and be like, oh, fuck. Correct. That's what I thought was going to happen. Yeah. And it would have been tight. It would have been. I thought that it was something before that. I thought it was a really sweet moment when Arya and the Hound got to the Red Keep.

And, you know, he had that moment where he's like, you're going to die. Don't do this. It ain't worth it. Yeah. And she actually listened to him. There was part of me who I had this weird thought that he was gonna keep her from going and she was gonna end up killing him and maybe getting his face i don't know i was just like i had like a number of thoughts um but then we got that we got the montage we got some great cinematography of her

like running through king's landing getting just like like dodging flames. Dodging collapsed buildings. I don't know. Really driving the point home that the Mad Queen is really just destroying the city and all the people in it. Yeah. For like 40 minutes. Shouts to Drogon for putting in work, man. Good God. Yeah, he didn't quit.

I got to think that he's on like EPO or something. There's some kind of PEDs there. His fire was just hitting different last night. It was on another level. He really brought it, and that was important because last episode when we saw the other dragon die, that was kind of a bitch move. His fire, it was just exploding the ships

and just taking the buildings down like they were... I didn't quite understand that. Like it's not not just a flame it has like a force behind it right yeah it was exploding like the ships were exploding yeah that we've seen these these dragons light up ships before and that did not happen he snapped he did snap yeah maybe he's on peds or something that's my thought when when he started fucking shit up at the beginning, I was super into the battle. It was like the best, it was like the best

battle scene ever. And then she just went, she just took it a little too far. A little far. Yeah. That being said, you know,

I've got a lot of problems this season as do, you know, as does a lot of people, but I am excited for, for will stomach is making the weirdest freaking noises um i'm really excited for the last episode because i think we know what's going to happen but i don't know in what manner it's going to happen like there's a number of people who might take out the mad queen okay so obviously the last season is getting um people are very critical

about it uh here's my question do you think george rr martin is down with the way that this series is ending and does he have to sign off on these storylines he gave them out an outline of what like the big picture things that were going to happen that's they're filling in the blanks on their own yeah i bet he's not happy with it because it's six episodes and you know he'll probably do you know drag this out for maybe multiple books right um just like a few of these sequences but big picture wise i mean yeah he he had he can't have them the show do something completely different than what he would have done in the books. Okay. What'd you think about Varys? I don't really know what to make about Varys. Is he, okay, I had this thought.

Is he, he's been one of the smartest people in the freaking show, right? He's always a step ahead of everybody. I know you're going with this, yeah. Do you think that he maybe set himself up to maybe trigger Dany into becoming the Mad Queen or into letting people, you know, he knew that she would flame him, right? She would execute him.

And then maybe that would show Jon and Tyrion and everybody else that like, dude, this chick's a nut. Or was he that dumb to like, I mean, dude, Jon had just walked off a boat and he's like running over there like, hey, man, we got to do this now. That's not his style at all. So he was basically just sacrificing himself to bring out her crazy. Maybe. I had that thought. But he's a man of the people, though.

He says everything he does is for the people and the betterment of Westeros. So why would he want to make her go full crazy and torch the city? Maybe they thought that he thought that they would stop her before, like after the execution of Varys. Possible. I don't know. I know it's unlikely, but I did have that thought because Varys is a smart dude. He's a smart guy in the Master of Whispers.

His job is to be secretive and to hold things close to him. It was weird. And to be clear, he was definitely trying to pull— He openly committed treason. Was he? Oh, he absolutely deserved to be secretive and to hold things close to him it's it was weird and to be clear he was definitely trying to openly committed treason was he oh he absolutely deserved openly did he try to he tried to poison danny right that's why the girl said she hasn't eaten in days like he was gonna poison her is that the thought um someone was speculating that with me and i wasn't sure it's i don't know i'm not sure but i wouldn't put it past him i don't know maybe i love how he took off took off his rings and stuff before he knew it was over speaking of that let's talk about the scrolls

yeah um who is who is who are those going to maybe okay so maybe we don't i don't know who's at high garden right now um because i mean that was promised to to Bron and that's a weird thing Bron are we ever going to see him again probably not I'm done with this character because it has no point Tyrion disappeared

for the last like three quarters of that episode too by the way yeah he definitely did so he probably sent one to Dorne

Knights of the maybe Vale probably to Winterfell I mean just to let them know like what was going down. Yeah. Yeah, he was getting the word out. He does not want her on that throne.

So it'll be interesting to see if some of those people... Where the fuck was Bronn? I don't... Dude, his character... The thought on Bronn is that he wasn't an important character from the get-go.

And people just really, really liked him. So they kind of wrote him into it a little bit more. Because his entire... He has had no purpose this year at all. On this season. I need to see Bron next up. The final episode. I need to see Tormund.

I need Tormund to make another episode. You're not going to see either of them. Why? Because they've got one episode left. It's going to be an hour and a half. We can see them. Is it an hour and a half? I'm pretty sure it's a long one.

I just don't, unless they all come to challenge Danny. If that's the way Tormund exits the show, I would be very disappointed. That's an awesome character. You might see him at the end of John. If John somehow survives and goes back north, maybe you'll see him meet back up with him. But I don't know, man. How is this thing going to end, man? I don't fucking know.

You've got to think Arya's going to have a saying and she's going to take out Dany in some way. With somebody's face. Someone's taking out Dany. If she does it in Jon's face somehow, like that's, to quote Jon Duda, that's twisted.

Dany's getting taken out. You think? You'd think so, but. She has to. Yeah. She's mad. That's all I got. Yeah, I mean, a lot happened last night,

but the main takeaway is, holy shit, she went crazy and torched the whole city. She did. She went, like, up every street. Yeah, she did. And the buildings were just collapsing. Yeah. She brought out that street sweeper.

She did. She sprayed the block. She really did. Literally every block. That might have been some of the best camera work was from the Red Keep, just watching it go up and down different streets and dragging. Cinematography-wise,

this was the best episode they've ever done, I think. Dude, some of the shots with the hound and the mountain, those were really tight. Yeah. When Droggon first showed up oh yeah which is always my favorite part as i've said before uh it was super dope indeed man look i enjoyed it i had the same issues i've had with everything the last two seasons you know it being kind of rushed and forced and whatever. But aside from all the natural stuff like that,

it had entertainment value. I had fun watching it last night. We've never seen a battle go that one-sided before. It was just over before it even started. Maybe when Stannis tried to take Winterfell. Again, when Ramsay had it. Other than that, yeah. Yeah. That was pretty... God. Poor Stannis. R take Winterfell. Again, when Ramsay had it. Other than that, yeah. Yeah.

That was pretty... God. Poor Stannis. R.I.P. I mean, Drogon just... He blew the gates wide open with his fire. He did. Out of nowhere, too.

Yeah. He flanked him. He did. Classic military procedure. The old flank. Yeah, I made this comparison on Twitter, but... It's like they had a fighter jet in medieval times, basically.

It was just not fair. Yeah, shout out to whoever photoshopped the F-16s into the Civil War. I think it was Bluto. Was that Bluto? That was funny. Yeah, shout out to our boy. Alright, we're good. Will? Dude, your stomach is going crazy over here. Yeah, it's talking to us. Mine? Yeah.

Making weird sounds. Sorry, your boy's body fires on all cylinders when he's just rocking a Landis Morissette. Do you need to go get a two off? No. I'll be honest. I didn't know that my stomach was growling. Yeah, we look like you didn't know. Yeah.

That was fun. My body was just rocking out listening to One Hand in My Pocket. Why are you doing that to yourself? Jagged little will over here. Dude, that album slaps. No, it does not. I used to steal it from my sister. Nothing she's ever created slaps.

She just listened to it casually. All right. Major announcement. While you guys were doing that, I was not only listening to 90s music, I was also announcing our new and improved Patreon structure on our Patreon page. I gave an explanation for what we did and everything.

If you're confused after our explanation earlier, go check it out. Hey, shout out to Will and Dylan. Sly and Jagged Little Will over here for their editorial last week on the Patreon. Your move, Ruff. I've never called you by your last name before. That was weird. I hate that. That was very odd.

We'll see. We'll see about it. We'll see about that. Yeah, we're doing... We promised editorial. It's been slow in the making, but I thought last week was good. We had the most will column ever. Yeah, dude.

If I can't shit on a royal baby's name, what can I do? That's what the internet's for. Are we out of that news cycle, by the way? Yeah. Okay, thank God. Yeah, the baby's done. I i do that's what the internet's for are we out of that news cycle by the way yeah okay thank god yeah the baby's done i still like that name archie's tight archie's tight if you're not a prince okay prince archie prince archie's what they're gonna call him yes that doesn't flow that call him archibald and just call him archie on the side like make it a fun thing don't make his official name Archie. Like, it's not hard. Just figure it out.

Anyway. Dude, well done. You did this while we were doing that? Yeah. Yeah. You fucking went hard, man. Dude, I kind of forget how much fun it is to blog. It's fun.

I'll say this. After, like, you know, I left Grand X, I kind of was like, you know what? I'm going to take a little break from like the hardcore blogging. Like, it's a lot to write that often for like that many consecutive weeks. You were like the Dan Carlin of blogging. I don't even know what that means.

Did he tour a lot or something? His hardcore history is his pod. You're just hardcore blog. Yeah. Hardcore blogging with Will DeFreeze. I was like, man, I'm just going to take a little break from writing.

But now I'm like, shit, I got the itch again. Your boy wants to get some blogs off i wish you would i want to sply the people with blogs you know i'm never gonna hear the end of this yeah no you're no like dude how like did you why don't they just spell the word out because it's hipster i fuck it really is that's like asking why why don't they just spell season out? I've wanted the same thing. Is that what spline means on a Yeezy as well? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I didn't know, man. Did y'all watch 2020 last night? No. No, dude. Were you aware that, I was sent this by four or five people, that the head privacy counsel for Google was on, Mr. Will DeVries. Yes. Dude, it looks like Will DeVries.

Dude, he's like taking my presence away online. Like, dude, someone, I'm not going to say who said this, but somebody said it was Hot Will. Let me see this photo. Oh, wow. Say who said it. That's so rude. I really don't remember.

That's so rude. I really don't remember. That's so rude. No, this guy's beard is not as manly as mine. No, no, no. You have a better beard than him for sure. His glasses taste as trash. I did not watch 2020, but when someone sent me this, I did some research. This photo does him a lot of favors. He's not...

Guys, we have a golf major this week. Will you calm down? We're talking about Will DeVries. I'm sorry. What's annoying is that I'm worried that this dude is going to... Yeah, dude, it did do him a lot of favors. It concerned me. I don't want people to search my name trying to find the blogs that I'm getting off

and then have it say, like, did you mean Will whatever? DeVries. See, this guy, he was on C-SPAN 3 at one point, and he has a goatee. Like, just like the bottom part of it. Not the mustache, just the part on the chin. So if you think that's hot, then yeah, keep repping Hot Will. For shame.

I gotta get a tweet off of this. This is so... Why do so many people randomly look like you? It's because it's just... If a guy has beard and glasses... Is that beard-cisen? It's kind of like... Okay, here's a good analogy.

Okay, go ahead. If you follow the Barstool subreddit, it's essentially like un... I don't even... What's the word? A bunch of guys that look like big cats? Yes. Yeah. It's like, oh, like baseball cat, motorcycle cat. Like, whatever. Yeah, buff cat's the best like baseball cat motorcycle cat

like whatever yeah buff cat's the best but like all the commenters on there now are like so you just need to be like fat and have a mustache and then all of a sudden you're him like we need to stop posting these so much but that's how it is with me people are like this guy looks like you

I'm like no he has a beard and he wears glasses somebody on twitter hit me up yesterday asking if this was frat dave you saw it i think you like the guy's tweet i didn't appreciate that it was not oh you yeah you frat frat dave never had a fat dave stage you didn't want to block him on a i wasn't gonna block him yeah i've only i only mute and i mute very rarely i i need to like go through my mutes and unmute some people because I feel like I have a heavy hand, or at least I did for a little bit there. Did you know that I was once blocked by Keith Olbermann and I discovered semi-recently that he unblocked me for some reason?

How did that happen? I probably chirped. Back in, we've gone through my old, old Mavs tweets. He probably said something about Dirk that I didn't like. Dude, I had someone blocked. I took it personally. I had someone young that, like in my younger, old like, the unblockers. Mavs tweets. I probably said something about Dirk that I didn't like. Dude, I had someone blocked. Mavs took it personally. I had someone young that,

like, in my younger days on Instagram, like early on, that I must have blocked then and I recently stumbled upon it and I was like, oh, that looks, that's a bad look for me.

Who was it? Just a girl that I knew from my hometown. Nice. And I think I just blocked her because she like, annoyed me or something and I didn't,

I didn't think that, this was like, before Instagram was Instagram. People were getting four likes on a photo if they were doing well. I will say the accidental unfollow is real. I discovered the other day that I did not follow PGP's own Icehouse, PJ Hart. And I was like, dude, I never unfollowed you. I've followed you forever.

I don't know why this happened. I don't know if I've ever accidentally unfollowed, but I feel like I just don't think about that anymore. Whatever. It's a fun podcast. Man. Let's wrap her up. It's fun to have fun.

As we said, we'll be here tomorrow. We'll be on Patreon tomorrow recapping tonight's premiere of The Bachelor at Shouts to Hannah. Let me assign a little homework. If you've never watched the show or you think it sucks talking about The Bachelorette, just watch tonight. You don't have to have any background knowledge of the show. Go in. Know that Chris Harrison is the

alpha. And then know that Hannah is she's going to be all over the place. She's going to be wild ass. But the guys, this is where we make our money. It's the guys. This is the most fun we'll have doing this entire franchise. Because the guys are just so absurd.

We're a little harder on the guys than we are the female contingent of the show. Which it makes for better content. It's easier to mock guys. Yeah. In 2019. These guys are just tools. We will talk about how broad their shoulders are. Dave, can you commit to having your Power Players of the Week ready?

It's all people want. Are you kidding me? It's all people want. You're going to see some new stuff tomorrow on this Patreon. That's big if true. No, it is true. We talked about this. Okay.

Okay. And as always, our Friday episode is also on Patreon. If you need a complete explanation, it should be very clear on our page right now what's going on. We apologize for the shit show the last week's been when it's come to how we've provided all this. We're figuring it all out. Yeah. We also didn't do that bad of a job. Give us a little credit here.

We're trying to make everyone happy. Hopefully we did that. Also, special thank you to every single person who asked a question during last week's AMA. I had a lot of fun on Friday. Dylan, are you going to do one this week? You're going to have to do it at a weird time because we do have stuff. We can't do it Friday. I know.

And now that I've done one, you can't do it from your phone in the car. Either I push it back a week or I do it on Thursday. Wow. He's already making excuses, pushing it back, just like the cat's name. Dude, splie them with the content they want Dylan this is pretty funny man I can't do this anymore Dylan just

unplugs his mic and walks out alright we'll see you guys tomorrow goodbye Outro Music