Circling Back - IPAs, Big Boy Weight, and Bear Hugging Twitter

Episode Date: April 25, 2022

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All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer. The only hard seltzer with super fruit and acerola. That vitamin C too, baby. Super fruit. by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with super fruit and acerola that vitamin c2 baby super fruit my name's will defreeze to my left david roth i'm tired dude i just got back in town from tennessee oh my god anyway what were you doing in tennessee hey let me be the first congratulate dj and paulina on their nuptials beautiful wedding um did you have fun i had a great time man when kid rock got up there and did that stapleton song

just fucking tore the roof off really kid rock was there he was actually there yeah he did a stapleton song per tmz he did was don there no i feel like they roll together these days no i don't i don't think they roll together. I think they do. They're kind of a package deal. Yeah. Well, I think if the Donald... Trump Rock 2024?

If the Cheeto man, if the orange Cheeto man was there, I think that would be the lead. No offense to Kid Rock. No offense to you, Will. But he would have been Trumped. What do you think Trump's go-to karaoke song is he's he puts off does not care for music at all vibes yeah what does he listen to he would he would listen the news he hasn't gotten out of the 80s yet he just listens to old speeches of his own that'd be fun he doesn. He's a guy who doesn't like music.

You're right. If you guys were completely shaken to your core when we started this podcast because you heard someone coughing in the background, that was Dylan. It was a very minor, inconsequential, it's just a residual cough that I had.

It sneaks up every now and then. I was sick, as you guys know. It's just a residual cough. Yeah, Will knows. We'll have to learn that the hard way. It's not a residual cough that I had. It sneaks up every now and then. I was sick, as you guys know. It's just a residual cough. Yeah, Will knows. We'll have to learn that the hard way. It's not a big deal. Randy doesn't invite me to his birthday parties, but when a squad member gets sick, that's something I will partake in.

So you guys know I'm big on TikTok. I went viral a few times, actually. Did you go viral on your personal TikTok? No, I'm a company man oh okay yeah anyway there's this new dance that i've been learning and it's uh a bay bay a bay bay anyway uh i've been practicing it at home a lot actually and i will be debuting it at my wedding this sunday so i thought you're gonna say you're gonna do a tiktok today i was gonna get excited get there early get a good spot by the dance floor, and just wait.

You'll see. I was going to save this for the actual wedding day, but Dave and I have been putting together a flash mob for you. You don't understand how angry I would be if there was a flash mob at my wedding. I am glad you all brought that up because my tux is still at the cleaners, and I need to go pick that up today. You won't need it Sunday. The tuxedo i'm wearing it no i got my regular waist for my tuxedo i got it made into an e-waist oh yeah so that i can be more mobile during the flash mob

the weird little yeah i had like the side buckles you know i don't know how i feel about that i didn't you know but my waistline fluctuates like a couple inches like depending on the day so i need that kind of thing do you would you like an update on shreddy wedding season sure we're in our dumb and dumber talks here dude i'm gonna ask the questions that everyone's been asking yeah how many calories did dylan burn at the gym on thursday wow that's thank you um well i i did it it was a two a day really so i went twice so did you pumped in the morning um and then i did a a stair stepper routine later in the afternoon uh total calories burn total active calories burn for the day according to my apple watch over 1500 wow a lot a lot of calories wow i've trimmed down i'm

now about 135 i'm sorry 190 193 and a half i don't know why i said that you might need to start eating dude 193.5 is my weight. I'm trying to get to 192 by Sunday. It should be pretty easy. I'm on a tear right now. Are you doing this in a bathing suit? Or are you going to be wearing a tuxedo? Am I doing what?

I don't work out in a tuxedo. The wedding. No, that'd be weird to get married in a bathing suit. It's not even next to a pool. I don't know why you're cutting so low. If anything, you're supposed to get bloated in bulk. Yeah, you should bulk for your wedding. You always bulk before the wedding, then you shred before the honeymoon.

Yeah. The reason I moved my wedding up was so that I didn't have to go through the workout regimen that Sally created for me ahead of the wedding. I'm just challenging myself to get in the best shape I can get into before my big day. I want to look trim. You want to be all downhill from there. I want to look lean. I want to look good. I'm going to get a little sun. Are you trying to go Christian Dale from the fighter? Dude, this forecast early week is killing my base tan right now. I know. I had dreams. I had dreams of taking off early today and maybe going to lay in by a pool real quick. Tomorrow, you're

going to be golden. Tomorrow, I'm grinding. I don't have time tomorrow. Dave says tomorrow's the day. Wednesday, I got Bieber. Catch me by a pool. You hear me? What do you mean? Catch me by a pool tomorrow, bitch.

Anyway, yeah, I'm down to 193 and a half. Wow. I'm getting down to 192. Do I need to get my weight up to you yeah so we can be in the same weight class i weigh more than you are they going to delay the wedding if you don't weigh in at 192 like you're gonna have to go back and cut i think we'll probably go ahead with the wedding either way i kind of got inspired a little bit by uh seeing tyson fury walk out uh it was just a casual four minute walk out for his fight this past weekend. Did he even walk or was he carrying? No, he was walking, but then he went,

before the fight even happened, he went and just sat in a throne with the spotlights all over him the entire time. It was almost like it was all about him. I know they're only half brothers, but those two dudes cannot have more different physiques. I think they have different fathers. Okay, they still have- Because like Tyson's other brother different fathers. Okay. They still have...

Tyson's other brother looks exactly like him. They still share a lot of the same genes. Really? Not like Muggsy, but like genetics. I was going to say, are they stretchable and hella comfortable like Muggsy's? Probably. Anyway, congrats to both of them who won over the weekend. Does it make you sad that he retired, Will?

He didn't retire. He'll be back. He's gone. He'll be back. The gypsy king, man. Sounds like Old Trafford where Manchester United plays. They were deep into talks about getting that fight instead of Wembley. And if that's the case and he fights again in a giant stadium like that and it's at Old Trafford, I think we're going to have to go.

Especially if Tommy's on the undercard fighting a Paul brother or something. I just don't see a fight for him that I would want to go watch. Dude, we're going dude pints with the lads i wasn't prepared for the across the pond um start time no it snuck up on me big time yeah it was at a really inopportune time i was supposed to be somewhere and i was eventually 15 minutes late because i needed to see him beat the piss out of somebody did you buy it of course i did i didn't stream it on a legal site on twitter what did yeah well no i queued up i queued it up uh right when the fight started and I saw it was $70 on ESPN.

And so I decided to take to the Twitters, and I found a website that I only had to click through about 100 ads before I could actually click play. But once it worked, it worked. Check out my site, roughstreams.io. It took me a couple misses on Buffstreams before I had to just move to Twitter. Buffstreams has been missing a lot lately, so I've been told. Yeah. Sounds like they got exposed on Reddit or something, so now they're just having a tough go at it.

Hey, we got some new reviews that came in from last week. Are you guys ready for these? Only if they're all positive and hopefully about me. I can confirm that Dylan is mentioned in three out of the four reviews I'm about to read, and I can also confirm that we have five stars on each review what new stew game a new stew same rating this is from king of the north what really he said but really how do they get the loads from the bears good question it's a good question we've been trying to find that out for a long time now uh our boy nevik he said i would rate this higher if i could the only thing worse than

dylan's singing voice is his taste in music what what five stars though five stars gotta be you're moving the needle and that's all the matter you gotta be during the conversation that's all you want fantastic taste in music uh we got one from a guy named uh noah sharbin he said ball tanning works he said i can confirm testicle tanning is the new wave. Someone tell Dylan two-hole is the worst euphemism for butthole possibly ever. It's not bad. Five stars. It's like a clean.

You can't even have a butthole euphemism. I actually think that it's one of the better ones. Yeah. It's less inappropriate than the word butthole. Anus is the worst. It's like anus. That's the scientific. I know, but it's just, it's a gross word, man. Anus. the worst. It's like anus. That's scientific. I know, but it's a gross word, man.

Anus? Two holes. Oh, yeah. It's the second. It's the two hole. I actually think two hole might be one of the more appropriate ways to do it. I think so, too. I might disagree with this listener, but I do respect your opinion.

We're out in the bars. Dylan calls it the tea cutter. I don't call it the tea cutter, David. Dave calls it a dumper. I do call it a dumper. That's one that I wish I had made up. Dumper's good. I got no issue with dumper.

Our final review is from T-Mit, 1969. T-Man? He said, this is the one. T-Mo. He said, an old man with pretty horrible takes overall, but a contagious laugh and a low-key, beautiful singing voice. Oh, thank you. That's not all bad. A softie with pretty good laugh and a low-key beautiful singing voice oh thank you a softy with pretty good takes and a nice beard and a funny guy with a wicked sick mustache and

fantastic musical taste if that sounds good and this is the one dave has really bad taste in music but he's he's a likable guy so i get why people do like him i feel like we have a lot of overlap so i don't i don't that doesn't make my. My taste, I have great takes, great taste, all of it. It's fine. It's not, look. I'm a well-rounded. You're a, I don't mean this as an insult. Well, no, you're in your cutting phase.

Let me, let me, let me preface this. I don't mean this as an insult. You are a, you are a charts guy. If it's top 40. That's not true. That is not true. No, no, no. Let me finish.

If it's like top 40 on the country charts, you're probably going to like it. My favorite. Hold on. You're rocking with charts? My favorite all-time genre of music is like red dirt country. And that doesn't even register on charts. The Texas music charts. That's not even on like the radio.

Dylan, I got in your car. I got in your car the other day and you you're listening to trace adkins that is not true honky tonk but don't get it's not true i would never do that honky tonk but don't get it is the worst way it is also facts that the the reason i was singing florida georgia line every lyric the other day was because i was riding shotgun in dylan's car where the song just happened to be playing i had because i listened to Bobby Bones in the morning. And so it was on like a pop country music station, which I don't listen to. It was just on.

You're just like the bone man. Because of Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones. Is he the original Bones on Bozo? People are wondering. Maybe. Maybe. We have some big announcements to get out of the way.

People are coming at me sideways right now. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. We've done two worst of episodes this month, one dad pod. And tomorrow we've got Randy's game show titled. Do you know it? That's tomorrow. It's the most raucous week of the Patreon calendar. It's time to ride.

Let me guess. It's just like pop punk and like uh like nickelodeon shit that i'm not gonna know but you guys are gonna crush let me there's something like that randy is that what's gonna go on jerk he's he's strangely silent oh yeah it's gonna be a mix jim when when dave was off the episode and it was me versus you and brett and the topic was night songs from 1997 i was just like oh i got it made in the shade right now i'm good that was like four yeah there was that one song that we had against the year's release and i i'm the only one who got it i believe it's like

96 i fucking crushed it you didn't get it i think i got every single one no you missed that one i remember nah perfect like the only i remember because the only one i got david cone dude i pitched a perfect game oh it's's calling you David Cohn. Dude, David Cohn is one of the worst references you could have made. Dude, it's the Cohn man. At least do Kenny Rogers. Welcome to the Cohn zone. Kenny Rogers, former Tiger and Ranger guy.

Yeah, but dude, he's no Cohn. Once pushed a cameraman into the dugout. You got to know when to hold him. Different Kenny Rogers. Know when to fold him. Know when to hold them. Different Kenny Rogers. Know when to fold them. Know when to walk away. People forget that he actually pitched better when he wiped the foreign substance off of his hand

in that playoff game. No one talks about that. You never count your money. When he washes his hands, he's about to throw a two-hitter on your ass. When you're sitting at the table. What year was that? if i had to if i had to guess i would say it was the year it was fall of 2006 i'll never forget it man i went to the game after his perfect game in texas i uh i was sitting in a meeting of a club on campus that i had just uh joined just for a

pure resume builder and i got a text that said uh-oh the gambler's got something on his hand and that's not the text you want to get when you cannot watch the ball game dave just pulled the sports version of like terrorist attack in france man i was there last like two springs ago dude dude it was crazy they were handing out like special commemorative programs and i got one i was like damn i was almost here for that perfect game had my dad just you know bought tickets for the game prior history would have been made that's too bad man well it still was It still was. I just missed it personally, firsthand. I did watch it on TV. A lot of people were there. Yeah. It was probably 15,000.

Team wasn't very good then. Not very good now. I think they have the worst record in baseball. They're not great. Yeah. Although they did take three or four from Oakland. How does Oakland still just leave? They don't spend any money, man. They don't do anything. No one goes to the games.

It's sad. It's sad because they have dope uniforms. They do. Anyway, check out Too Much Dip. We're just going to do an entire thing on the age. Hit the dip line. Hey, can we talk about this girl real quick? Her name's Jannie underscore G.

She's got a problem with us. What? What do we do? She said so many podcasts are just listening to regular people ramble about absolutely nothing and i don't understand why so many people enjoy it cry face emoji this has since seen about 9 000 retweets 2 800 quote tweets and 103 000 likes yeah i actually i saw this right before we recorded like Like, hey, girl, what's your problem? Yeah, maybe just give us a chance to earn your business before you share an opinion like that. Yeah, hey, Janie, if it's so easy, can we subscribe to your podcast somewhere?

Yeah, what do you do for fun? Mean, meanie. Yeah, sorry, Janie. Keep scrolling. People are just explaining to her why they like their podcast well why they like their podcast now so we're in a good spot we've gotten added numerous times yeah we got tagged yeah if you guys see that that uh tweet on your timeline please quote tweet it with something with that has to do with us or just tell her like hey man we don't or lady we don't like your opinion something like that we keep it it respectful. No, respect thy girl boss.

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not go jacket off you kept that jacket on the entire right yeah i wore the jacket home big they wanted to see you should walk down the aisle in the jeans and jacket i probably won't do that i have a black it is a great look my my jean jacket's a black one if you want to replace your tux uh no it's okay i'll probably just black one if you want to replace your tux. No, it's okay. I'll probably just wear the standard tuxedo that I have. But I will be wearing the jacket. Can I go Canadian tux to your wedding? I don't care.

Dude, don't. You can't do it too much. We have our thing. Really? You don't care? We've broken you down. I can wear anything. Wear your Canadian tux.

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yeah dave and i uh we kind of went detroit style pizza on them yeah we hit him with a double za yeah my my mode of eating this weekend was just seeing what dave was gonna go do and then i went and did it instead um we went hotel zaza okay it's it's still my weekend in front so let's just calm down we went zaza patchouli on these boys i don't care broke them off i don't care um we need to make sure we do that once a month at least i know once a day we need we need to have another one this month for brett well if he misses it that's on him i don't really all right your wedding kind of acts as like the company happy hour it's wedding week it was fun man it is wedding week i don't know it's it's time anyway after a happy hour bae and i went and got uh we had dinner together wow that's a pretty

cool story dinner with your fiance yeah that's local on saturday i had fajitas where'd you have fajitas i saw that you had fajitas when you said guess what i had for dinner and i guessed correctly that you probably had fajitas but i didn't know where you got those fajitas and i didn't really get a text invite either enchiladas y mas oh so you you forewent the uh enchiladas and you got Moss. You lived Moss, literally. Yeah, I chose the Moss from the Moss category. They were calling you Randy Moss. They were, actually. It was wild.

I was the only one in there eating fajitas. They were good. They were surprisingly really good. Where is that place? It's on West Anderson Lane. Is that North Austin? Just east of Burnett Road. Oh, yeah.

It's Anderson Kids, bro. You got all the 405. No, that's in LA. This that North Austin? Just east of Burnett Road. Oh, yeah. There's Anderson Kids, bro. You got all the 405. No, that's in LA. This is in Austin. You say Mopac. That would have worked. Yeah, but it doesn't sound... The 360.

Sunday was a little family day. Okay. We had both the kids. Took them to a movie. What movie? The Bad Guys. Oh, that one. It's got the Billie Eilish song in the trailer.

Does it? It's the Bad Guys. Oh, that one's got the Billie Eilish song in the trailer. Yeah. Does it? It's the Bad Guys. The commercial gets played quite a bit in between timeouts. It was a fun flick. The kids had a good time. It was a fun flick. And that's it. I kept it low key, a low pro for most of the weekend,

because next weekend is going to be a big one, folks. A flick. It's a movie. It was. It was literally a movie we went to go see, yeah. Oh, cool. Dave, what did you get into? What theater?

Did you go to Alamo? I went to the one by Brett, the eatery one. So they have food and stuff. Nice. What did you eat? I just got some hummus. I kept it. It's not that funny.

No, I don't know why. For some reason, I was already holding back laughter because i didn't expect you to describe it as the eatery one which just seems like a weird way to describe a movie theater it's called movie house and eatery but then okay but then when you said you got hummus for some reason that was just really funny i was there between meals it was like at four o'clock dude i went off on some hummus yesterday dude i cut up some mini cucumbers i just dipped those things right in, dog. We got the kids got popcorn.

It was a little whole scene there. What kind of hummus was it? It was regular hummus with pita bread, carrots, cucumber, cauliflower. Oh, shit. You had a whole crudite. Yeah. I went hard, dog. What day?

Were you trying to gently eat the carrot yeah so it wasn't making like a noise in the movie were you just like just munching away it was a loud movie no one could hear me eating that's good yeah i remember when i was watching the revenant uh i i did the the mistake of ordering like a cheeseburger because i'd never been to an alamo draft house before can't and it was a really quiet part and i was just waiting for something to happen so i could quickly just like plus y'all know it's shreddy wedding season don't don't come at me for eating i didn't i just wasn't expecting to say that you ate hummus at the movie it was a movie like you could just eat popcorn too that's pretty i had a little bit of popcorn but mostly stuck to the hummus what'd that boy get into i ate hummus

it's not a big deal you gotta calm down it's i don't it's really not fun it was only funny because will and rady thought it was funny you are the hummus guy i'm not gonna lie when i was chopping up my mini cukes yesterday to watch uh the the dubs game i thought about you i was like yeah that's dubs game yeah dubs nation the splash brothers are having a pool party everyone's invited dog okay speaking of pool party, I too went to Happy Hour, which was fun. We did a little pivot first, but Loro's becoming a hot spot in Austin.

The worst ordering system in North America. Yeah. Dylan was nice enough. He's like, I'll go to the bar and get the drinks. What do y'all want? So ordered for three of us. Then Randy came, so he went in, and we didn't see Dylan for like 25 minutes. Like, oh no. So Randy came back before Dylan. This is true. We didn't tell you this. And Randy's like, yeah, Dylan's having trouble ordering, blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, he's going to come back to the table and say,

this is the worst bartender ever. It was terrible. It's like exactly what you said. We just left. When there's a line building up and you're just clearly just taking your sweet ass time it's like what are you doing that bar i've had issues at that bar during like lunchtime like normal time trying to get uh drinks but it was it was frustrating pivoted to uh black sheep lodge i'm just name dropping a lot of places dude we were on solo walking around solo we live in austin um great time saturday was the day though that's the day we hit the pasina the la pasina swimming pool in spanish first time going it's a it's a restaurant new ish in the last couple years i'm new ish we myself my wife who has now adopted the strategy of just making reservations to places.

You have to. If we want them, we go. We don't really ever go. But this one, we're like, yeah, let's go. We've been wanting to try it. Y'all two have been talking about the fajitas for a long time. And we went up there and tried them. Need your review.

Very good. Yeah. The entire scene is fantastic. It is an Austin proper hotel. It's on like the sixth, fifth or sixth floor. There's a pool and then there's an indoor restaurant that is right next to it and a patio

that looks out over the pool. We sat outside. Relatively kid friendly. Here's a question for you. Flour or corn? I went both, but I was mistaking the corn for flour because they look very similar. Their corn tortillas are different there. They're different.

I'm normally a flour guy all the way, unless I'm doing fish tacos, and and then i always go corn this is the only place that i will only order the corn can i get your thoughts on the melted cheese dave which is not traditional for uh fajitas let me just say it's what they would call a nice touch yeah quite good quite good um i kind of wasn't that hungry by the time my fajitas came out. Wait, why? Because I had eaten a significant amount of chips and salsa. David, dude. Why'd you do this? The verde.

They had the roja. Why do you do this? They hit us with a little guacamole. Could have used a little bit less of the vegetables in the gu the guac the um the cauliflower in the shallots or whatever i don't know what they were is that a thing a shallot i don't even know cauliflower in the guac the shadow there was there could have been shallots i mean it was refreshing it was great guac and my son loved it so much so that he just spit it all over my jeans but um quite good service was great check out at at DC rough on Instagram.

If you want to see some photos on the way out on the way out. Oh yeah. So Alyssa and I had been joking. Cause I feel like when you read, you know, if you're looking for the tea on Dumois, I feel like the celeb sightings are happening at the Austin proper hotel. La Piscina.

It's a hot spot. That bar on the first floor is an absolute scene yeah i've seen numerous celebrities there and i have don't really go there very often at all well i'm holding roads and we're walking out alissa walks out and they've got like the the very heavy hotel doors right um they're wooden very nice probably not cheap and alissa walks out and the door's shutting and a guy opens the door and holds it for us hope for mean roads and we make eye contact and he smiles i'm immediately his eyes just captivate me he's a beautiful man i was like whoa who's this who's this hunk yeah it was uh it Chase. It was Adrian Grenier.

Grenier. Did you pronounce it correctly when you said it? So he holds the door. I walked by and I looked at him and he's looking at me. And I just said, thank you, Adrian Grenier. And he smiled and laughed. And that was our interaction. That's a good interaction.

That's an appropriate interaction. I was worried you mispronounced his name. green year yeah something like that no i would have said i i always say green yay and i'm not saying that's the way to do it that's just how it comes out of my mouth i believe it's green yay but i he laughed either way yeah maybe he was laughing because i botched it so poorly but um yeah that was that was fun little word to the wise if you're going to the austin proper hotel for anything especially springtime in texas take out a second mortgage that place actually wasn't that bad we split the fajitas yeah that place where it's located on second street by that bridge absolute wind tunnel yeah it's like oh yeah like a scary wind tunnel like you open your door and it flies open

style thing yeah so word of the wise if you uh if you got a hat on that was a good if you got some time to kill down in that area i'd highly suggest going into the austin public library it's a new structure and you can just walk right in it's beautiful beautiful dork you don't know how to read i want to read some books only wants to read books when they're in town calm down dude it's a architectural marvel it is really cool i've never been in there it's kind of dope low-key parks has been when's the last time you went to a library and not the library in downtown right right um i was probably in college yeah six floor okay yeah okay yeah tour that's where all the greeks were just handing out

adderall and red bull we just posted up i wouldn't even study oh yeah i was studying something else yeah i just use a test bank mostly my one's test my dad got me a job already so i don't even need to really worry about it like as long as i pass like doesn't fucking matter that's yeah i just like i took out a bunch of student loans and just didn't buy books and or pay for school and just spend it all on like a trip to tulum yeah that's smart yeah adrian grenier yeah i've seen him too man he's did you tell him that he's the he's the worst part of devil wars prada no that's what i would told him. I gave you the entirety of our interaction. He's toxic. He's Vinny Chins. He's toxic as fuck in that movie.

People don't talk about that enough. Oh, yeah. Okay, but he didn't write himself into the script. No, it's real. He was just playing a character. No, it's real. Oh, it was a documentary? Mm-hmm.

Oh, I didn't realize that. If I had to do it all over again. The devil was actually wearing Prada. I'd hit him with a baby bro. Baby bro! Baby bro! Actually, yeah. That's the move. Thatada. I'd hit him with a baby bro. Baby bro! Baby bro. Actually, yeah. That's the move.

That's the move. Thanks, baby bro. Oh, baby bro. I don't think... From what I understand, I don't think he's a real big... I don't know if he likes being reminded about Entourage. I feel like he's kind of like past it.

So kind of like us with... Like you with Glissadente. I don't know, man. That role really cemented his spot. It's who he is. What else is he? He played a famous person in a very popular show. That's a cool role.

It's the cool role. Yeah. Yeah, I don't feel bad for Vinny Chase. Sorry, Adrian Grenier. He's probably fine. It's made him a bunch of money. He's doing just fine. He's got stacks.

He's going to be just fine in life. He's so good looking. Did he smell? He's got no deodorant vibes. If he smelled, I didn't notice it. He smelled like fajitas. Smell him next time, dude. Did he smell like fajitas?

Dude, I smelled like some Taz for the rest of that day. Really? Yeah. They bring them out sizzling too, man. Oh, yeah. They don't play with their heaters. They really don't. I'm trying to think

if there's anything else notable from that meal. Oh, the pool there looks like it's just fashion bloggers. Yeah, HPO. The mezcal marg is a bit underwhelming.

I think they might use Casamigos. That's not good. Oh, how smart. Good call. Your boy didn't do shit this weekend. I watched a lot of footy.

You watched your dubs, too. Watched a little F1. Did watch way too much NBA basketball for someone who does not care about NBA basketball right now. I watched some F1. Tough weekend for a Ferrari, man. Yeah. Yeah, you hate to see it. You don't.

Stop laughing. I thought we liked Ferrari. I do. Nah, I'm not anti-Ferrari. I'm anti-Mercedes. Those are my two teams. It was fun. Decent race.

Decent race. But yeah, I didn't really do much. I did get fajitas on Saturday. I went to Matt's El Rancho, where we went with, we had four kids at the table. Six adults, four kids, all under the age of two. the table six adults four kids all under the age of two uh it my meal ended with uh one of the children uh throwing something across the table shattering a margarita and then having it all spill all over me yeah yep but when you got four kids at the table it's just kind of the cost of doing business so i wasn't really too worried about it. Outside or inside? We were inside. And yes, for those wondering, yes, I did upgrade to Al Carbon meat

as it is fajita season right now. And I can also confirm that I did take home the leftovers and eat them for lunch yesterday. So that's the extent of my exciting weekend. It was a little too windy out there to take the yak out this weekend. So yeah, my boat had to stay in storage today. The yak. Yeah.

You didn't take it down to the dam no get sucked it's sucked on by the dam getting sucked on by the damn i don't think that's a song could be though she sucked by the damn again a little suck by the damn there you go we were eventually going to get there there it is we got there so yeah and then i did start a new television show that i'm putting on might be good watch it might be good what let's hear oh wait is that a new segment might be good watch oh okay i'm sorry like i've only seen two episodes so i'm not ready to say whether or not it was good so i'm saying the first two episodes I enjoyed,

and this might pan out to be good. What's the show? It's called Anatomy of a Scandal. Oh, I've been watching that. Yeah. Yeah. Don't say too much. Don't spoil anything this time, Dylan.

Give me one sentence each. You go first. What is it about? Sell me. Pitch me. Pitch me, daddy. A British politician has an affair. Oh, yeah?

But there's more than meets the eye. Whoa. Okay. Pretty good. It's a crime scene. It's a blood court. There is no blood as far as I've seen. There's no blood.

Yeah. If there were, it would be a bloody crime scene. Yeah. The reason I said it wasn't bloody is because it's brown. But it is quite mental. Mm-hmm. Is it sult it so it's a mental thriller it's a bit it's a bit sultry are there hot people in a british a yeah a sienna miller's the uh the lead so yeah i think there might be some good looking people what's the man's name he's i don't know but he looks like he's related to tyler cameron

in some way and what is up with that i've seen him on something i can't place it he looks like a whole snack i could easily look it up but i don't want to uh apparently he's been in like downton abbey and shit but i didn't watch that so i can't i can't confirm but i am enjoying the first two episodes i also started barry last night well season three timeline about barry yeah i was a little gassed so i had to turn it off halfway through and go night night you gotta get some night nights yeah i've been tired man i don't know what's up with me lately but i've been going to bed hella early that's good yeah it's good recovery is important especially when you hop back on the peli it is yeah yeah not to brag i did get 35 minutes on the peloton yesterday it's shreddy wetty season for your boy

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you might like this and it's just a guy who like lives with these two black bears and they're real sweet and i love it so thanks shout out to him that's in your account that i can't name dude that's great hey let's bear hug that media company and then just shut them down stop why not mit romney maybe they don't deserve that they can't do business in this town this is our town it doesn't seem like a good strategy for us well well what well it's happening should we swoop in at the midnight hour and try to put in a bid for twitter i don't think we have the funds this says twitter is reportedly on the verge of accepting elon musk's 43 billion dollar bid to take the social network private according to a report twitter may announce his accepted musk's offer later on monday once the board has met to recommend the social network private. According to a report, Twitter may announce it has accepted Musk's offer

later on Monday once the board has met to recommend the transaction to Twitter shareholders. The talks are fluid. That seems inconvenient. Swap and spit, huh? There's just water falling

out of everyone's mouths. They were smooching about the towels. Dale could fall apart. I can't believe that young lady on Twitter doesn't understand why people would want

to listen to this. Yeah, I don't get it. This is gold. This is news. We're breaking news here. What's Twitter going to be like in an Elon Musk-owned world? We got to get the orange man back. That's the thing.

The number one thing that's going to happen on this is we're getting the Cheeto man back. Yeah. He needs to... Look, just give him the keys. He's too fun to have around can't they just can't there just be a checks and balances system with with old don hey look we're gonna put you on a like a short leash here pal just give like have fun but like don't go too far give me one tweet a month can we sacrifice like a few other twitter users if don's gonna come back like can we make a

list can we get rid of ben shapiro and like aubrey huff's gone right aubrey huff is gone i forgot about aubrey huff that was that that's why they did that's what happens that small face guy who's just like ben shapiro i don't know who that small face man is oh i forget it uh kirk charlie kirk is he the small face guy yeah he's got a small face is that small is that is uh is that his old school gangster name? Smallface. Smallface. Wait, wasn't that a Dick Tracy villain? Smallface? I don't know.

Dude, there was a something face. Charlie Kirk. He's just got a little face, and it's funny. No, it was Littleface. Oh, Littleface. Oh. He was a gangster who operated in a Dick Tracy city city he had a regular adults okay hold on he had a regular adult-sized head with a very small face set in the middle of a large forehead and cheeks he had blonde wavy hair that he wore swept back

from the front and very short on the sides oh remember flat top i'm glad that i'm glad they described his haircut no i don't remember any of this and i had dick tracy like little figurines and stuff how did i not have this yeah you know small face guy no small thing oh small face carries a pistol on him at all times why did they describe his haircut so aggressively i don't know what does it sound like when small face sits down for a haircut like what does he ask them probably what i always ask make my face look regular size please frame my face to look a little bigger so they stop calling me small

why is it so small yeah yeah do a taper on the back let's see if that was good like just in general like i barely remember that movie i don't know i i think i think i had the action figures for dick tracy but i don't i don't think I had the action figures for Dick Tracy, but I don't think I actually watched anything Dick Tracy. I think it was just something my parents gave me. Madonna was in it. I remember she was... Very beautiful to me. She was also in Evita.

Hey, Tuts. Hey. Yeah, we should do a stream room. Dick Tracy. Tuts is a funny word. I don't use that word anymore. Yeah, you're not supposed to use that word. Is it offensive?

Yeah, I think it is. Hey, Toots. I think you can do it when you're on a small to mid-sized podcast and we're talking in gangster voices from the 1940s. But I think if you're at a bar and you're asking for a drink and you say, hey, Toots. It should stay in the studio, you're saying a bar and you and you're you're asking for a drink and you say hey tuts it should stay in the studio you're saying yeah like hey tuts yeah it should stay within the the world that we've created where talking like a 1940s gangster accent is acceptable please yeah i'll

do a gamelan please when did the old fashion become a thing yeah it used to just be called a fashioned that's what i was curious about like when was it old no we did it no it's a valid it's a decent question yeah yeah let's look it up hold on just y'all talk about something that's okay by the way we have a fire department down the street from us the fire department that's good because we've been having to ice down the servers lately so they don't set on fire we're going viral so often the virality damn it's raining hella hard outside right now i know i think yeah we needed it man hey you know what i've been saying we needed it yeah right yeah yeah that's fat i'm not capping right yeah well actually i might need to because i don't want to get my hair wet what was the story here little faces twitter yeah dick tracy characters are now on twitter will will doesn't even though

we really need the rain will doesn't want it because he didn't want his hair to get wet which is why i'm i'm going to be capping today at some point well i'm getting a haircut today i gotta look you want your hat back maybe will just gives me hats yeah and dave rehabs them and brings them back to life i'm pretty good i got a little side hustle going i'm re uh refurbing hats stains of all sorts so most sorts backwards cap backwards snapback for you it's just really become a staple like a it's just part of your brand at this point you shouldn't staple those snapbacks to your head check out at d DC rough on Instagram.

I, my last post, I'm actually wearing this hat and you'll have to excuse me if I look a little full. Cause I had eaten so many chips, so much salsa. Ish. Right.

Their chips are very Matt's El Rancho. We not quite it. A lot of them are half tortilla, not all of them, but a lot of them, you know, two chips equals one tortilla at Matt's el rancho yeah think about that you eat eight chips you're in four tortillas already before your meal even comes everything about that yeah i think we've talked about it yeah Yeah, Dave gets full on him every time. So he thinks about that. It's kind of a problem I have. I'm trying to.

Okay. Just a lot of tortilla. Did you go to the gym? I went yesterday. Really? Do you want to talk about it? Oh, is this a transition in Dave's gym segment? Yes. Jim talk with Dave.

Went to the gym yesterday and I had something funny happen. It's not that funny, but I was working out with Dan. We never plan it. I just run into him and we just end up working out with dan we never plan it i just run into him and we just end up working out together talking which is great so we parted ways because he was doing pure legs pure legs i was like all right well i'm gonna go i'm gonna go hit i'm gonna go hit incline bench because i'm doing full body doesn't he like to do legs on a friday because it spikes his t for the weekend he's definitely said something to that yeah we've

all been there which makes sense i guess you want your high t on the weekend. He's definitely said something to that. Yeah. We've all been there. Which makes sense, I guess. You want your high T on the weekend. If it's going to peak. Oh, yeah. You want it to be on Saturday. Oh, yeah. Right?

I think I get what you're saying. What are you saying exactly? Okay, keep going with the gym, Dave. So I'm doing incline. Fun fact about me, if you're new here, I'm not a really big guy. I'm about 5'9 and a half,'m not a really big guy i'm about five nine and a half flirting with 510 ish about 156 pounds currently and i'm working out just doing doing fairly insignificant amount of weight and there's an incline it's all significant man thank you it's

all about the journey not the destination that's i don't know if that applies but thank you your candle blew out long before your legend ever will let's just let him go on with what he's oh yeah i mean this might be better because the payoff on this isn't great okay there's there's some lard it's a it's a it's a hot jam there's a lot of swole dude swole dude next me working out doing some some incline cool another guy on the on the decline bench bigger than me then right behind me is the normal bench press, the flat bench. Guy's working out. I get a tap on my shoulder. I was like, hey, what's up?

Pull my headphones out. He's like, hey, man, mind giving me a spot? I was like, okay. Look over. Dude. Adrian Grenier? It's not Adrian Grenier. Oh, fuck. I don't think this guy's mentioned. I think Adrian Grenier can touch this guy. This guy's got like two plates plus a 25 on.

That's big boy weight. You're repping that out. I totally know that's a lot of weight. It is a lot of weight, especially for, I mean, this guy was in good shape, but he wasn't a huge guy. 275-ish. Dude, that's what I was going to say. I'm not touching 275. So I'm looking around and I'm like, of all the people, you came to me?

It's a compliment, though. Well, here's – let's get to it. He knows you – you can tell just by looking at you that you take the job seriously. I did take it seriously. You know, I asked, do you want help off? He said no. So I did like – just held it and I encouraged him on the third rep. I was like, you got it.

All you. Gave him the all you. Classic spotter talk. Killer. Can we – We need to do a video that's just shots looking straight upward and this ends and it's just dave talking into the camera while i'm telling you to get your last rep in what she sees or he or he um so i i got to thinking, I was like, did this guy choose me over all these hunks of beef over here? Because I'm the smallest guy, and he knew if he didn't do the weight himself,

to motivate himself, then I would surely allow him to die, and it would crush his throat or his chest. Or what was this guy doing? Maybe he was just throwing you a bone like i want this dude to feel good about himself and yeah i want to pick him this guy had had a problem special if this guy had had a problem i i could have gotten it up and pulled it back but but usually uh if you have to spot someone who's struggling on bench it doesn't take so much effort because obviously they're pushing up, right? I mean.

No, they're doing bench, not push-ups. Jesus, would you shut up? He just fucking owned you. Would you shut up? That's a gym-owned dude. Absolutely dunked on. Dude, I live in the gym. You're so annoying. No, but I've seen people.

You've seen people fail and it just falls back on there. And then I've got to pull it off of them. And then it's just. I don't know. You did the job, though. Huh? You huh you did the job i did but he really didn't need me was dan with you at this point no okay because if he if he chose you over dan he was readily available next to you something was behind that i think yeah i couldn't tell if this guy was just playing mind games with himself like oh if i don't get this last rip this this little uh this little turd what did t-man's friend call me the last chicken wing at a barbecue over here is gonna let it fall on my throat that's what t-man's friend called you that's so rude

on snapchat t-man posted me playing golf and t-man doesn't let us hang out with his friends we've already discovered that he said i like the last i look like the last chicken wing at a barbecue that nobody wants because there's no meat on it's so rude john john duda invited us to his bachelor party in scottsdale arizona and t-man had his bachelor party in austin texas where we live and we still didn't catch that invite can i say didn't john invite us like while he was already there you know it might have been the week of not that i that's a non-vite i don't think i would have been able to go but i feel like i did not get invited at all he extended the invitation to um the circling back guys so oh but again this is like the day he was traveling so you know i want to be more than that to people right there's there's many different layers we have names so anyway this guy just put

me in a body bag i don't think so really i think he was being uh now it was inclusive no it was just funny because i was just looking at the other guys around maybe i looked approachable dave no dude it's your mustache dude you're not a big guy but it's clear that you you know it wasn't your first time at the gym keep going you like you look like you're i mean you are in decent shape okay you know so you're not built for power all the way all right are you pulling into the gas station right now it doesn't sound like it no i am okay like i would be comfortable having you so i'm not putting a weight like that on the reg i've seen you put up that way uh i don't like really rep out. I mean, I can't rep out.

You're put together. I know. And that's pretty much why I did this segment, just for that. You wanted me to gas you up. I wanted you to say that I'm put together. I wanted you to say that I'm not built for power. Well, I mean, neither am I.

No, I'm not a power guy. I'm not a power guy either. Everybody knows that. Even though all my weight's in my trunk, according to my body composition and yeah do you want to bust that out where's your report right now let's hear that body composition player what'd it say about your cutter yeah i've you i posted my stats online yesterday i've been working that ass out ahead of your wedding dude i'm trying to i'm trying to be like i'm trying to turn heads when i walk down the aisle what number what number do you want all of them i weigh you why do your legs weigh different amounts that's a good question i don't

know i know why your right arm weighs more than your left my left arm is actually bigger my right i know why i think my right arm is bigger than my left at this point even though i'm left-handed and i think it's because of carrying fritz with my right arm so much i've got to keep the left one free it's true yeah i think i think think I'm low key like getting shredded up here. Dude, I, broach is too heavy. Like it's just, it's at the point where it's like my, I'm getting shoulder pain. Yeah.

What, tell us what the fuck it says. Yeah, what do you want to know? What do you want to know? What's that cake do? So my segmental fat analysis. That's what we were looking for. Okay, my segmental fat analysis. That's what we were looking for. Okay. My segmental. Okay.

My right arm is a 0.2 pounds of fat. That doesn't seem accurate. If I got fat, I got fat on a shit. Left arm identical. Right leg, 2.2 pounds. Left leg, 2.2 pounds. But the percentages are a little bit off. Don't know why.

My trunk, however, it's the only thing not in the low category my trunk is nine and a half pounds and it's a and that's a 90.3 percent like fat composition okay let's see yeah let's let's see this do you mean like you're an elephant trunk type deal are you making a euphemism someone dm me and said i go to lifetime too And that actually means that's your entire torso. That's what I was thinking too. Which I don't know why it would be labeled the trunk. Well, let's put your ass on the screen right now. Why don't you make your butt talking in the mic like those Seat Geek ads?

Or like Ace Ventura. Like Ace Ventura, yeah. Dude, everyone loves those Seat Geek ads. Well, how many times did you mimic that as a kid? Here's that trunk if y'all want to see it. I mean, yeah, you're packing some heat down there. I mean, it's getting bigger. Yeah.

Damn, Johnny Trash outfit today, too. That's right. 9.1% body fat. You do look Travolta about to approach Sandy in the bleachers. Oh, my God. Sandy, help me spot. Anyway. Yeah, I'm on a journey. there cake's getting bigger that is a cool thing

that you can do for free at lifetime yes hopefully it's accurate i imagine it's somewhat accurate you know it's hard to say it's better than the what they used to do they used to have the little clamps and they would like pinch and they would be like oh well that's mad disrespectful i was like no yeah but you can you can well that's mad disrespectful i was like no yeah but you can you can put that on your weenus and not feel a thing remember those two dinguses on a bachelor in paradise who uh found each other on the beach it was chad and uh the canadian guy oh i love those they went up to each other the canadian like dude you look so shredded and they started pinching his name was daniel he started pinching each other's stomach to see like how

much body fat was in there yeah they were great were great. Like, dude, that's so thin. Great. Just guys being dudes. Pinching each other's abs. Yeah. Little Face's real name, Leonard Finney. But you can see why he went by Little Face. Lenny.

Little Face. Lenny Finney. Finney. That's a shit name. You guys know that April's Earth Month month it's a month for the earth that means a lot of us are giving a little extra a little extra thought to how we treat the planet dave's been on his uh recycle renew reuse grind lately is he really dylan i don't know what you've been doing lately to uh to help the the earth at all but everybody wants to help out mainly everybody

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dollars off of your first purchase at rothies.com slash steam that's 20 off your first purchase today at r-o-t-h-y-s.com slash steam i did something kind of bad boy this weekend what did you buy chacos i did buy some shoes this weekend what'd you get i hit him with some nikes okay yeah i got some trail running shoes very cool as you know you spend a lot of time on the trail that's one thing i know about you yep they're gore-tex so they can't they don't get they don't get my toes wet that's cool man yep um i did i did something bad boy at our little company happy hour the other night i drank not one but two ipas what is that what you were drinking what are you i thought they they totally just wrecked your shit they do but because I was kind of feeling a little, you know, You were feeling dangerous.

crazy, I decided to put down two IPAs. But Dave, there was a tweet on the TL that inspired some greater conversation regarding the state of the world today when it comes to breweries. Look, yesterday was a tough day for those like Will

who enjoy the IPA. There was what they call us used commonly on twitter's ipa slander which slander you know you see where i'm going with this what happened what's somebody say well dylan that's a great question and um i i think that it can only be described in such a way if, you know, you guys just buy me some time to find said tweet. Aaron Selly said, dear microbreweries, maybe instead of your 12th double IPA, make a fucking Pilsner. And this started to get a beer Twitter real, real riled up. beer twitter real real riled up we could bring brett on to talk about micro breweries and and their their thinking in this

and i don't know if it's more cost effective nowadays to do an ipa instead of a pilsner or something else but i absolutely understand where this guy's coming from i do too i feel like the breweries that's one of those words that I follow. Rural brewery. IPAs. It's like a new IPA every other month. Should we start a brewery called the Rural Brewery? That's a terrible name.

That just short-circuited my brain. That's a terrible name. It's next to the Dick's Saloon. It's not. I get this too. IPA is the beer sn snobs drink of beer of choice well okay it really is not even a beer snob people like to oh gosh you're supposed to be the beer yeah you're the beer i'm a low-key beer some who doesn't really like i but you're a bigger

beer snob than me i don't like ipas that much there are a few that i love electric jellyfish being my favorite ipa fantastic drink um but it's a it's a snooty choice for a beer and they're not that good yes they are they have too much bite depends on the ipa but i mean i i like a nice ipa every once in a while i don't like having numerous IPAs. When I'm at a brewery and I'm going through the list and all I try to look at is like an ABV that's not over six. And what's the other thing they have on there? The IBUs?

Yeah. Does that actually stand for international bitter units or whatever? Whatever the IBUs are, I just look for anything low on that so that I know that i'm not just gonna feel like absolute shit is that what that means generally like the lower the number the less bitter it is i don't know if only there was like someone that had a brain like wikipedia that could tell us how this actually works well i'd be used measure the parts per million of iso humilon from hops in a beer which gives it the beer its bitterness so the ibu scale can usually range from zero to 120 plus. Yeah.

But at this point, the human tongue can't taste any more bitterness. Bitter beer phase. Wow, Dave. Surprised you knew all that. Yeah, I minored in beer. Dude, yeah, I fucking majored in beer. That's sick. Dude.

Yeah. Fucking minor in women's studies. There are people out there who drink IPAs because it's like, you know, a sophisticated beer, but they don't really like it that much. So you think they're just posing? People like them. I understand that. Will likes them. Double IPAs aren't necessary.

I don't need double. Dude, I do quadruple IPAs. No, you don't. What does that mean if it's a double i've always wondered i've always i've always been workshopping something in my head with dualipa because if you put her name together it says dual ipa which would be a double ipa wow so like i do think there's an opportunity out there for some brewery to do a dual ipa and then call it like levitating or something okay i follow you get it like i think there is an opportunity here and if you're if you're a brewer

out there maybe your name's jim you can go ahead and take that idea to your brewery and you can do it jim brewer okay goat boy he is goat boy he's got some takes on his stand-up sets these days jim does he's still doing stand-up yeah yeah aren't you opening for him in tulsa next week no it's jim norton how'd your how'd your set go before sass is set in austin this weekend um they actually took me off the bill why they said my my material was too controversial they're like dude these takes are too fuego really yeah you think portnoy's scared that sass was in our territory this weekend he came through he's like dude they already stole brett from me they can't are they gonna get sass they can't have sass they can't have sass i don't know

sass he's got some he's got some uh some complaints about the uh the pay over there i think we might need to just swoop in with a deal he's not shy about asking for a raise either dude he should he's he dude he's the king of new york he is that's the thing you pay him what he wants you drop the bag as they say i don't know man i the only ipa i've ever had speaking of brett is the paradox the only one that i've ever liked is the one that brett brought home the paradox ipa is really good the thing is if you bring beer over to dave's house to drink if you're watching a game just maybe you know having a couple pops with the boys you can bring some ipas over and you know that they'll be there next time that you want to go over there for another beer there's beer in my fridge from when barrett came over for like three halloween oh i was gonna say from halloween i

remember this when y'all came over for masters uh, Micah brought some Hoppadillo. Is that what they're called? They're called Armadillos. Hoppadillo is a thing. I'm just kidding. Green can. And they're sitting in my fridge. I am never going to touch them.

So if he doesn't come get them, they're going to go in the trash. Is that the number one thing for like if someone brings it over to your house, it's just going to sit there? I think some people feel obligated to leave beers behind when they bring them over. Yeah, I don't need that. Yeah, you don't need to do that. If you want to leave wine behind, that's okay ryan left some beers that look mighty tasty i left i did i did a real one move and i brought over just a pack of uh pacificos that i knew would fly out the door you also brought a bunch of cigarettes that you left to swag yeah i

had to but like yeah for me like somebody came over and got us a bottle of white wine, and it sat in our fridge for a year until we opened it this past weekend, and it tasted like apple juice, and we had to pour it out. But that thing's just been taking up real estate in my fridge for a year. Yeah. I'm trying to think what the threshold is for me to be like, all right, I'm heading out, and I brought a six-pack over. And let's say there's

like two left in there am i taking those two like do i need those two i don't need them i mean are they like miller lights or are they like good beers that's a difference if it's like a couple guinnesses miller lights are good i'm not saying it's not a good vortex bottle but it's a cheap beer no yeah it's not a beer that people traditionally bring over as a fucking leave them the dylan's either gonna drink them or throw them out in a week and what's just probably true the topo chico hard seltzer that somebody left in my fridge was i mean those things are fucking disgusting they're not disgusting they're not good they're not busy is that they're not good yeah it tasted like it tasted like they just mailed it in they were like we got to get this

out by spring just bottle it this is Branding's good. Sparkling water. Yeah, branding looks good. The cans itself look really good. But Topo Chico just tastes... Their sparkling water is goaded. I like their soft seltzer more than their hard seltzer. Right.

Yeah. I think I left some Modellos in your fridge. I think that's what I was actually drinking Master Saturday. And I'd brought those Modellos like two months prior for whatever event you had. I'm that's what I was actually drinking Master Saturday. And I'd brought those Modelo's like two months prior for whatever event you had.

I'm assuming those are the same ones because I just don't see you as going out and getting Modelo. We got some Modelo's for for Lil Bay's birthday party. Not for the kids. I was going to say. But for the adults who were there.

Okay. But maybe one of yours mixed in. I don't know. Who cares? Beer's beer. I only drink Tallboys tall boys now hey my beers are your beers day i only drink canadian tall boys dude i just drink fosters the big cans i do keg cans of heineken i like those they were it's definitely not worth it it's just a novelty heineken's not good dude but sometimes it hits no no sometimes a heineken tastes amazing no i can't explain why but they're like every once in a while a heineken just sounds

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of a snickers uh resembles a penis like a hard a hard thing a big uh a solidified hang down a big old throbber that That's another way of putting it. Just very, very stimulated with blood. Sure. You're getting, I think you're describing a little too graphically. We're trying to paint a picture.

I think we get it at this point. Not everybody's watching on YouTube. Anyway. Snickers tweets, good news, contrary to what's trending on Twitter, dot, dot, dot, the veins remain.

As they should. What were the rumors? Was it just a tweet where someone said that they just look like wieners? Yeah. And it became a thing? Somebody on Twitter tweeted that someone took the dick vein out of his Snickers. Well, someone actually, a young lady, it was Tasha Mack on Twitter did big numbers here. And it's just a smooth, we just have a Snickers, but just smooth, smooth Snickers.

Yeah. This, someone said society is quickly losing so much culture to cancel culture with how it is. And then they tweeted out a photo that says it's already beginning. I just bought a Snickers, my favorite treat, might I add add and it came out completely smooth i am disgusted i am shocked i need to be alone right now you know um snickers are great they've been around for a long time obviously they have been my go-to turn snack on the golf course for 20 years now what was the candy you you chose in the draft the old ass ass candy? Oh, Charleston Chew.

Fantastic candy. Do those have big old throbbing cock veins in them? No, they're smooth. Okay. Smooth-ish. Yeah. Got it. Yeah.

I like the veins in the Snickers because it looks like something that was created in a more artisanal way. Sure. You know what i mean like i think the the more veiny it is the more i think that this was done in a manner that's not mass produced it's like uh fingerprints no there's exactly no two snickers bars have the same veins this make me want a snickers bar i mean everyone knows though that the the goaded snickers is ice cream snickers the frozen snickers um i wouldn't say that that's goaded no it's good cream Snickers, the frozen Snickers. I wouldn't say that that's goaded.

No, it's goaded. I prefer just a regular Snickers bar, but those are real. They're goaded. They have a place in society. I would say that. The way that the caramel combines with the ice cream in the ice cream Snickers bar is chef's kiss.

It's the juxtaposition of the two. Dylan, the way it hits your palate do you understand what i'm saying stop saying juxtaposition so much don't look at that thing you want to gobble that up don't you i mean even though it's smooth i prefer mine veiny that does look really good and i would eat it yeah you're so vain you probably think these snickers are about you so vain probably think the snickers are about you vein probably think the snickers is for you yeah you can sneak that in there and you're so you're so vain i've been getting daily uh uh cosmetology stuff to my phone you guys familiar with this where you going with this man

i just got mine today do you guys want to hear how it's going today i thought you're still talking about the the veins is this about the vein let's hear it dog it says pull out the thought examine it turn it over question it put my thing down flip it and reverse it oh you're saying cosmetology yeah or isn't that cosmetology i think that's beauty. Oh. I thought he had like a face routine tip. What am I talking about? That's what I was expecting. Cosmonology? Or like varicose veins. Astrology?

Yeah, astrology. He's talking about astrology. You're combining cosmos. Yeah. What are you doing, dog? You all right? I'm new to this. I'm new.

I thought you had like some dope under eye cream for me that I was going to start using. No, dude. Honestly, if you guys are out there trying some dope under eye cream for me that I was gonna start using no dude if you honestly if you guys if you guys are out there trying to put under eye creams under your eyes

to get those bags away you're wasting your time you need a jade roller stop doing that it's just not gonna work I don't know man get you a jade roller but he got me on a good one

I mean scientifically speaking it's it's very difficult to get rid of bags under your eyes this guy knows

this guy reads the stars I've done I've done the research. This guy looks at the cosmos. I'm trying to keep my crow's feet in check, man. More of a grackle guy. Just embrace your pimpness, Dylan. I am embracing it.

I don't know if you are embracing your pimpness. I feel like I am. I don't know. Are you going to get some talks before the wedding? Some tacos? Maybe. No, no, no. Some bee talks.

No. You're not eating the tortillas. They suggested that uh it would it would help out a little bit around my eyes and i was like yeah i'm okay with like i'm 38 i don't need to look young i mean i'm fine i look i look good i mean i don't if i get older i get older yeah totally if i wrinkle up hey why not who cares get some big old snicker veins on your forehead those are different do you have a vein the temple vein i do i don't think so when i get steam and mad it just pops out and just starts pulsating

oh when you're pretty revolting you're just freaking mad dude yeah like when the orange man tweets you should you could see this thing just from a mile away like darn you cheeto man you get out of here man you freaking freak okay all right guys we're gonna end today's episode with a little something special go ahead uh we're gonna do a tribute to an old backer you guys familiar with world war ii veteran william joseph turner who just turned 102 this year yeah Yeah, he was with the... Who's this old bag of bones we're talking about? Yeah, Dave, I think what you were thinking of is that he was a master sergeant working on the aircraft, the Mighty Eighth Air Force.

I'd say he was a vet. Yeah. World War II? Yeah. Look at this old bag of bones. Yeah, that's not how I speak about our vets personally, but you go ahead. Vets get old. I mean, they turn into bags of bones.

No, no, hey, go right ahead, man. I got a lot of respect for him. Doesn't sound like you. let's get old i mean they turn into no no hey go right ahead man well we've actually a lot of respect for him doesn't sound like he's just old we've actually brought him in here to ask him uh how we made it to 102 years uh hey oh yes oh bill can you get in here old bill yeah hey guys wow good to see you bill your thoughts on the Snickers veins? They should keep the veins in there. I eat one every night. 10 o'clock every night. That's a bad time to eat a Snickers. That's why I'm around still.

But you are still alive and well. That's why I'm an old bag of bones still. Okay. What? You got a question for me? Yeah. what do you attribute to your longevity and happiness i drink a a magnum a magnum of cabernet every night before bed why is everything before bed you have a whole day before yeah you should do it during the day so you can burn some of those cows off before you go to bed i have a nip of whiskey every morning with my coffee. How many fingers?

Oh, it's about three fingers, I guess. About three? Okay. It's about three fingers. It's pretty good. That's my good hand. How much does that get actually real from the story? It does say that our man, he attributes

his longevity and happiness to his devotion to family values. Corn family values. What about the wine part? And his love of baseball and wine. There it is. There's always a mention of alcohol in there. Always. That's the only reason we're doing the story.

So we could do an article on PGP. At one point, I want one of these. Turns out wine is good for you. The secret to a long and healthy life? Here's what I want. I want, at some point, one of these local news outlets to report on one of these old people,

these old bags of bones. They'd be like, and they're just like, yeah, I exercise regularly and I eat healthy. I read a lot of Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website. You don't have to include the part

about all the bacon you eat. Eat clean, a Goop, often. Or the brandy you sip on you know if i'm being honest i think these news stations almost need to put like a disclaimer being like hey just fyi a love of wine and baseball will not allow you to live a long and healthy life because you're liking baseball is not going to contribute to your longevity can you imagine just 102 years of watching baseball? I've been a Cubs fan. I've had a lot of highlights in my day, but I think the best was David Cohn's perfect game.

You've got to get past David Cohn. Waiting for the Rangers to win a World Series is keeping me alive. No hits and no errors. I'm not going to die until they win one. I wish she would let me hit. I got news. We're about three years away from competing. You got to hang We're about three years away from competing. Yeah.

So you got to hang on. Keep drinking your Magnum. Once they bring Profar up, I think they might have a shot. He's been up for a long time and no longer with the Rangers. Not really sure if he's still in Oakland. Don't know where he is. He's in San Diego. San Diego.

I went to Oakland once back in 1912. He's actually from San Francisco. Yeah. I like the Giants more than the A's. Got a good looking squad. Remember that Tim Lincecum guy? He was real skinny. He had a very, very weird pitching stroke. Don't call it a pitching stroke.

My brain doesn't work as fast as it used to. There's no pitching stroke. I don't know. I think it's time to move on. I don't know. Buster Posey got a pocket full of them. I'm going to leave now. Buster Posey.

A pocket full of Posey. What are you doing? Have a good day. Okay. Wow. It was just such a sad exit. Who's he a baseball fan of? Have a good day. Okay. Wow. It was just such a sad exit. Who's he a baseball fan of? Did he even say?

The Giants. Yeah. If you watch the video clip of him, he's wearing a Giants bomber jacket as well as a Giants hat. I wonder if he thinks Barry Bonds belongs in the hall. They didn't ask him that during his 100 second birthday celebration at the local vineyard. I bet you he's anti-hall. That's the problem.

We don't have real journalists anymore they won't ask the question so the the vineyard that the guy the guy went to for his hundred second birthday party they give you the percentage off of a bottle of wine that your age is that time and so when he started going at 95 he got 95 off now are these guys just like oh my god we need this guy just giving away why yeah we have to pay him now to come in once a year like even i go in like 38 is like that's a pretty nice percentage off that's a bad business model though if they're just giving away the fountain of youth like this guy's secret it's true you know every year you're gonna have to like account for that when you're doing like the budget and forecast he's buying it by the crate i go this old this fucker is gonna come in here again A pallet of wine. His magnum.

That's going to be your secret. I have a magnum. It's my wallet. Right. The wine bottle, though. Not like the condom. It fits a Snickers bar in it. I put a magnum on the... Okay.

We got to get out of here. Bye. 77. Bye. 77