Circling Back - Isaac, Smoking Fajitas, & Trapping Skunks | Circling Back 7-9-26

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

Dillon's dad trapped a skunk in his squirrel trap, the New Jersey Run King is claiming all the turf in Jersey, these smoking fajitas are out of control, Class-Action Gawd goes down, This Weekend in Fun, Randy's Comments of the Week, and Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (9:55) Grandpa David Trapped a Skunk • (20:20) NJ Run King • (29:15) Get a load of these smoking fajitas • (36:40) Class-Action Gawd • (47:45) This Weekend in Fun • (57:35) Randy’s Comments of the Week • (59:25) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Meridian Putters: Head to ⁠https://meridianputters.com/⁠ and use our code STEAM20 for 20% off your entire cart at checkout - Poncho: Go to ⁠https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM⁠ for $10 off your first order and free shipping. - Squarespace: Check out ⁠⁠https://squarespace.com/steam⁠⁠ for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Leesa: Go to ⁠https://www.leesa.com/⁠ for 30% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM, exclusive for our listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right. All right, welcome back. Austin, Texas. Thursday morning. Beautiful day outside. Sitting here, just ready to do a pod. I'm excited about today. It's going to be a good one, man.

Of course, producing is Randall Trembachie. Hi, Dylan. That sounds weird. Don't say that. The two syllables on Dylan. The stash is back, by the way, guys. Yeah, it's a little short. You know, it's not fully back yet, but I don't know.

I might keep this a little bit longer than I was in the past, but we'll see. All right. We'll see. But the stash is back. Don't do that. It feels better to do it when it's longer. Yeah. Right now, it's too short to do that.

You're looking more like yourself. Dave, Dave is not here. Dave is at the West Texas invitation with Will and some of our other buddies. So filling him is. is big game brett merriman what's up dog man called to the pole pen again what it is you guys made fun of me saying that i actually don't know what a bullpen is or something the other day i listened did we say that yeah because you were because i always say pull pen i still don't know what a pool pen it's it's it's an ode to the uh chill to pull ratio that you guys all right i don't think it is yes it is

pool pen it's like you pull you're it's it's you need somebody from the bull pen that has pulse you it's a call of the pull pen okay oh it's a joke seven years in the main you you have pool yes got exactly remember you guys you guys made that up and it what was the five to five chill to pull we didn't make that up that was west coast jimmy oh jimmy tatro yeah he made that up on a very funny video i was assumed that you were saying because you're getting pulled in to like do the show so you're calling it the pull yeah it has multiple that's what i assume as well no it's it's it's calling somebody in from the bullpen that has pull what's your chill pool ratio uh uh should She was, you know, it's gone up down over the years.

I don't know. I'll probably say a little. People, don't forget that Brett's actually a GDI. That's true. But that's okay. The baseball house was where I was doing most of my chilling. Hey, I got something to say. Not so much pollen.

I think a bit was born on yesterday's, we recorded it yesterday, a voicemail episode. It goes live tomorrow. I think a bit was born during that episode. that has some real staying power. Wow, you are calling your shot. I'm saying that because if you're not a... It sounds like I'm just a cheap promotion for the Patreon, and it kind of is, but if you're not a patron,

you might miss out on what could be like a part of the show moving forward. Really? I'm just calling my... I guess I'm calling my shot. Okay. It was really funny. It's about a character named Isaac.

And it has, I think it has some real staying power. I had some hearty laughter that, that I haven't had in a while. No shit. Yeah. It was good. Randy? Am I, am I off? I would say the laughter would be on par with Zyrtec and Irish bartender, Dave.

Yeah. Whoa. Not for me. I laughed harder yesterday than I did for those. Okay. Those are good bits. Okay. Anyway, so tomorrow's Patreon, the voicemail episode,

it of course comes out on Fridays. It is as must listen as I can recommend. Okay. For a watch media property. Speaking of tomorrow, the newsletter comes out tomorrow. You got something cooking? Well, I was going to ask you. Well, a pool pen again.

What do you mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. Because you're filling in, right? Are you writing something? I was going to leave it up to you and or the chat. I have a list of column ideas here. You want me to go through a couple, see what you like? Yeah.

Sandra Bullock cut me off. Okay. which cartoon characters from years past would be anti-vactors okay I kind of like that one soccer needs a butterfly goalie moment I've been waiting I've been waiting to fucking write that tear down for a while what is that it's the fact like you know soccer goalies always jump and like twist sideways in the air and land like sideways yeah they they need a butterfly goalie moment like

Patrick Waugh did in the in the early 90s she they need to change their entire goal attending mentality okay it would it would they would do so much better okay um a trip for through uh randy's discover feed and or recommended tab okay a lot of nerdy shit like what what you imagine it to be oh no I was just gonna go oh you're gonna actually dig straight in we took my 2017 Jeep Grand Cherokee on an 11 minute road trip for lunch here's what we learned you know update now it's on now 2025 jeep grandchild oh look at you we had the same car people forget that uh bud light tastes like p b and j what see um and then wasps at a wooden at the wooden playground mm-hmm you know that one man this is a total grab bag of

options here i the cartoon one intrigues me okay i think that could be fun i think you could you could app on that one. Okay. I don't yet know what I'm going to write about. Damn. So if you want to, if you want to jack one of these, if anybody wants to throw an idea on my way, I'll be happy to entertain it. Okay. Yeah, newsletter, as, as Brett said, it comes out tomorrow, as it does every Friday, wash.com. There'll be some gas in there for you guys, I promise you. What else we got? You can watch us on Spotify now. We've been talking about that. Video is available on Spotify, see our handsome faces there. It totally doesn't mess with like nine different things

in the back end ad wise, but please watch us there. By that, I mean, it does. So we're working through it. And I still have an article here that's pretty much like 80% written that I could probably put in the news. I've mentioned this for organized crime takes storage hit as more abandoned warehouses get converted into breweries. Okay.

It's an onion style article. Yeah, you're writing. And it's very like, a play on bad guys from like superhero movies that are always like doing their contraband in abandoned warehouses and there's always shootouts in abandoned warehouses stuff like that write that last 20% huh yeah yeah might get her out this could be a reoccurring i have a different article ideas for a reoccurring onion style uh newspaper that's a parody on like superheroes what if i write an article like office guy writes onion articles in desperate attempt to

the relevance and humor. Yeah. Like, be good. Hey, now's a good time to do it. With Will and Dave both out, they're not,

they're not turning anything. Maybe I will. I have to think of all the other ones I have. I had some, I had some funny ones too. Like, insurance does not cover damage to car as Hercules is demigod and does not cover acts of demigod and does not cover acts of gods.

Stuff like that. Oh, okay. I can see that being a fun court discussion. Yeah. Where do you draw the, the demi line? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

He is like his dad's a god, right? Yeah. So an act of God. He knocked up a Normie. Is that what happened? It'd be some nerd shit. But okay, maybe I'll finish this. Hey, tune into tomorrow's newsletter to find out if I did or not.

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Of course. He's spray painting them. Right. I don't know if he actually spray painted any of them. He acquired the spray paint. He planned on doing it, but I haven't heard an update on actually. We learned that you got to take him like seven, eight miles away. Oh, or else they'll return or else they'll find. Wasn't that the idea with the spray paint? Or they'll try to find that. I don't know. I forgot how it is. But you had taken far enough away. Yeah, that was the idea behind spray paint. Yeah. Anyway, he has a trap, as I mentioned. The other day, we were all over there. He had the grandkids.

over and my niece Quinn asked him to set the trap because she wanted to see a squirrel. Okay. So he's baiting the trap. He's putting, yeah, I don't know what he's using for bait, but yeah, he's baiting the trap. He caught a rodent. It was not a squirrel. My dad came over last night just talking to Chelsea and I. Yeah.

Chipmong. Not a chipmong. I don't have chipmunks down here. It's unfortunate. Possum? I said Chelsea and I earlier. I should have said Chelsea and me. That's just the grammar, Nazi, and me just coming out.

I'm sorry, I had to make a quick correction. Apology accepted. Yes, I think. Accepted. He caught a skunk. What? He caught a skunk. So he walks outside yesterday morning, and my dad's a big lawn guy, so he was

surveying the land, seeing how his yard was looking. He's like, oh, shit, there's a skunk in my trap. No way. My dad didn't want to get sprayed. I mean, approaching a skunk. in a trap it's got to be like a risky situation right yeah usually it's bees in the trap right but this was a skunk damn this was a skunk in the trap okay bees the nicky minage song bees in the trap right i got it that sticky menage in there with a skunk weed okay yeah there you go full circle

so we're like oh my gosh what did you do and he said i didn't do anything i was i was scared of this thing and so he's over over at our house last night, it's about seven o'clock. He's over there for about an hour. And we're like, Dad, you have to go let that thing out. Like, it's going to die. Yeah. Like, it's going to either, you know, die of thirst or whatever.

It's going to, I don't know how they handle heat, but it's hot. You know, that he's sitting in a trap all day. It's probably miserable right now. So we're like, we're on claw. Like, how do you handle situation? Oh, but I called 311. Yeah, that's what I was. And I said, animal control.

Look, my dad trapped a skunk. know what to do please help and they said well if it's a private trap we're not allowed to we're not allowed to help the situation you have to you have to call pest control oh wow he's like off i'll do it myself okay so chelsea's like how do we handle situations and they said throw a blanket over it that'll calm it down and then you can slowly reach your hand inside open the trap let it out okay so we're like all right dad go home um do this get a though blanket on i'd wait probably five 10 minutes let it really to calm down before you try to reach your hand in there and let it out. He goes, okay, I'm going to do that.

And we said, text us an update. I want to know how this goes. I kind of wanted to go film it. I was going to say, he's like 15 minutes away. I didn't want that 30 minute round trip at 8 o'clock last night. So we would let him handle it himself. He didn't give us an update. And so about an hour ago, I texted him on a thread with Chelsea.

And I said, what's up with the skunk. Did you let it out? And he said, let me pull it up, give you word for word what he said. Oh, boy. I'd aggressively start trying to kiss him. I'm sorry, but it... He says, I'm sorry, but it died. Oh, no.

I said, dang, he said, yeah. Chelsea, Chelsea loves animals. Oh, no. Side texted me. Oh, my God, I'm devastated that poor skunk. The skunk's dead. He's got a dead skunk in his trap. I bet, does that smell worse or better than...

I don't know if they die, if they automatically release the stench. when they get smoked on the road like you can smell those things right yeah it didn't get it didn't get it didn't get it just i don't know i don't know what killed it was they did it just did it thrash itself to death in there i mean i don't it's sad my mom had a pet skunk as a kid really they they got they they they get it they they dis-sumcified they dis-smelled it yeah she i think they got it as a baby they found they found it like wandering around ain't no scant coming down your your dad's I just smoked that skunk weed. Right.

That's all I do. From the chat, that 22 is still warm. Okay, that's true. He didn't tell us how it died. Okay, maybe, yeah, your dad, he was just like, he was in there trying to mess around. It was getting all, like, crazy. And your dad was just, I got to, I got to put this thing down. Yeah, I don't know.

He does, my, my, my, my, I have a 22 rifle that's in. He's got a case. So I know he has, he has the, uh, the capability, he has the firepower to take that thing down. I know that. Oh my, well, I, man, this got, the skunk is no more. That's too bad. That's too bad. It's not a message to the squirrels though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, ain't no creatures coming back.

Yeah. They don't want smoke from grandpa David. I'm just thinking of like the, the Disney movie vacation of your, your dad's backyard. And it's like, yeah, normally they're just. sending squirrels on vacation. Yeah. This is the rough part of the movie. I know. Skunk gets got.

How would you have handled that? I don't know. I think I probably would have picked up the trap. I don't know what kind of trap it is. You're getting sprayed, dude. Yeah. You're getting sprayed. I think maybe I would have just been like resigned to my fate of this is going to suck.

I'm going to get sprayed. But like, because scunts, somebody's going to correct me here. They're not like a wolverine that's going to come out and, and go get you right now that's what the smellers for yeah they just so i'm not like concerned about a skunk bite he has he has a like a rain poncho yeah i was like what he's like what if i throw on the poncho in case i get sprayed like that that'll help a little bit i sure yeah you put on some clothes that you're you're fine with uh parting with and you just but also get that tomato bath right yeah i think you can't just like shower that all it's tomato sauce right is yeah because dogs get sprayed

all the time you have to you have to soak them in tomato sauce i think we did like i think we did do tomato sauce or like tomato paste and then there was like a special yeah special shampoo that you can buy on like amazon or something like that this is how i would have this is how i would have handled it i would you we should have called up rindy i could i would have made it out of one i would have done rain poncho but i would have made it out trash bags because i don't have a a rain poncho like that just in case but i think i would have had a giant stick and i would have put some type of like plastic shield over it like a big like cover to a uh like a tub like a storage bin and so it's like a shield and then that's how i would have picked up the trap and i would have

maybe put it somewhat i asked him if he could open the the trap with like a broomstick but he said he couldn't because he needed like push a lever up and then down in order to do it yeah yeah yeah Well, traps are traps for a reason. Yeah, yeah. Man, so sorry, skunk. Need out skunk, man. Yeah. Your dad slimed a skunk.

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full of them chalk full yes all right brett let's talk about this the new jersey run king what's up with this fella yeah you're familiar with our friend uh you know davis clark right yeah he locks in well we have a new davis clark on the scene this is from our our buddy ken jack at barstool he brought this to uh to my attention and everybody else's attention so there's an app um i believe the app strava app it's semi it's like strava it's called i don't know how to pronounce this I n tvl. I don't know if they're going for like interval. Interval?

It should be an R in there if they're doing it. They totally should be, but I'm assuming somebody's already done the no vowel interval thing, so they're just interval. Okay. So what you do is you can go on runs and claim territory, right?

So if you run a certain distance or run a certain circle, like that's your, that's your domain. Man, back when I was banging that you claimed a hood a different way. Yeah, no, me too. Mine was via Tony Hawk Pro Skater.

Not mine. we used to get out the Mac 10 and we would spray your shit. Oh, that's cool. You spray your shit. Like that, that's my block. If you, if you,

if I landed a kickflip in the game, that's how I won. Yeah, I, I'm from a different part of it, you know. Mine, I'd make my,

my little animals fight each other. Okay. Pokey stop, you know, just your little Pokemon. Oh, I thought you were going to say the Halo or, or Call of Duty where you do the,

no Pokemon Go. Dillon's a bit more guy. Now, Ray, just does things a little bit differently, man. Yeah. No.

that's how he was banging back in the day that's how you were banging that's how i was banging so this guy you're reping a set too i had i had six you were wrapping six sets i was right but i had six six little guys underneath me oh okay also i was something different charzard you know i was reping a set so this guy he got uh he's he's uh it's v nice official on tictock he's the real fucking run king he runs he runs uh stay with me here nutley pesa clifton patterson woodland Park, Little Falls, Cedar Grove, Verona, Mott, Clare, Glenridge, Bloomfield, and Newark. Look at his map, Dylan. He's taken over. So is he the green here? He's the green, but somebody was on his territory, so he does what anybody rationally would do.

He does what anybody. Someone stepped on his turf? Yeah, you want to play the video, Rainey? I used to be the top 10 rank runner on the Interval Running Act in the world. So many people have taken out my territories. So today, I calculated this. this exact route right here. It's 30 miles. And take back our land once and for all and prove to New Jersey. I am the real king of New Jersey. So without further ado, let's get to it. I mean, he just runs for 30 miles.

It takes all day. Is he walking? I think he walks for the... He just looked like he's film. He's not breathing heavily. Well, he's the run game. So he says mile like every New Jersey mom I've ever heard. I mean, he is, he does have the time there.

He's not running fast. He's running like 10. But he's not walking. I can tell by the difference. Oh, actually, no. I mean, when you get to mile 25. Oh, wait, no. He's only doing 17 minutes per mile.

Yeah, he got... That's walking. He slowed down at the end, for sure. I know... I'd pace at about 17 minutes a mile when I walked Stella. Yeah. Well, more can I say except... I'm the official be nice, and I just ran 30 miles in two back five...

I don't think he was running. Either you leave your mark on the world or the world to leave the mark on yet. Facts? Yeah. That's nothing of facts for my guy. He ran... He got 30 miles in, took him six hours. The way he's stopping in each little neighborhood and just calls him out.

He's just putting everybody on front, Sean, notice. Moyle 7, Moyle 9. It's the most New Jersey. That's just not how I would spend my day, but I'm not a run king. Here's the thing. If you're the run king and you're blasting all over social, are people not just going to come for your territory now? That's true, yeah.

You put a target on his back. This might escalate, though, man. So you're saying he's going to bring out the Glock? I mean, I think at some point someone's going to be like, I'm fucking sick of this dude, just all over my, turf, they're going to reclaim it somehow. I don't know. They're going to call the families.

How quickly until this app makes it to Austin and it's just the most... Is it not here yet? It's got to be. ST would be... I know the ST is on Strava. Well, I think Strava's the OG, but if you start claiming territory on this app, I mean, ST is going to have...

The way they promote... The way they promote, like, competition is really smart. I don't know if Strava does that. I don't know. They have, like, leaderboards, but like... I like this territory thing. You need to make this, Randy, for, like, your birding or something. What if ST just takes over Central Austin, man?

I could see that happening. Like, ST is just South Congress on lock. Mine would just be, like, carve and mats. ST, Fired one across about your boy. Come on, really? Yeah. What she said? Randy, what happened?

I think she said, like, what the fuck for real? Because she, she... Yeah, it's weird. Well said. She, she, yeah. Was it just W. Was it just WTF, FR? Yeah.

What the fuck for real? This she called us grown, I should call me a grown-ass man. Because, yeah. What was the context of that one? So, to put this, and she's clearly aware of circling back podcast. She is. Mattel Ranchos. She did a trend where she was, like, sitting down for a fake, like, Netflix interview.

is it becomes a big trend right now. And it's like when you're being interviewed for how influencers are ruining Austin, like old Austin vibes, something like there, and like you're the main character to be interviewed, something like that. And so two people... Not a transplant?

Yeah, exactly. She is. But she's like saying that people are miserable, like always like, you know, coming at her. Okay. So someone said, Mattel Ranchos and then tag circling back. Sure.

And she said, grown men, remember that LMA. Is she saying like it's, I think she thinks that like, I mean, we poke a little fond, but I like her. You're a genuine fan. I think, I find her endearing. I do too. Yeah. And if she would be a guest on the pod, which there's an open door policy.

Always. We'll have fun. Which I saw you follow up to that because she said that and Dylan said, we just want to have you as a guest on the podcast. I said, Sam, we just want you to be a guest on the pod. It'll be fun. Everybody wins. And nothing, nothing back to that yet? She's not going to do it.

Well, and then they're in her caption she put and don't mispronounce things. They hate that. And then someone else commented at Dylan D. Schifery, apologize. And then that's when she said like, like really, what the fuck for real? What the fuck for real?

Well, here's the thing. When she's mispronouncing things on purpose for engagement, I think it's, you have a right to call it out. And but she can't hide behind the fact that she's doing it. She's like,

oh, I didn't mean to do that. Yeah. Like, you're doing it for a reason. People like me that mispronounce things on live like i i i can't control it we know yeah randy doesn't be stolen valor the game sam does it

because she knows people are going to comment it's like what people do on twitter where they start making typos and it's just to generate engagement it's an it's an algro play works it works it totally does so like sam's doing that fine and she makes some cringe content for this for the love of the game to make people engage with it we just wanted on the pot Just hop on the pod. Just hop on the pot. It would be like when, uh, when like Joe Buck went on part of my take and everybody thought he was a chotch and then he came out of it and everybody loved him.

Sam, we could turn it. We could turn this around for you. Yeah, we could. If there's any beef there, I want to squash it. I mean, I don't want there to be beef. No. We're fans. Not.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I feel for her sometimes. She's doing fine, dear. She's fine, dear. She's falling. I think she's unbothered. You think so?

Yeah. She went to Positado, according to her. She did, yeah. Looks like she had a great time. I still yet to be to San Jins. Go check out San Jins, dog. Get you a chiro, huh? Maybe I am anti.

I'm sorry, Sam. Get you a chiro. I can't condone what you're doing. She's lovely. She'll come on the pot at some point. I don't know. I don't think she will. You don't think so?

What's up with this fajita situation? Yeah. Can you pull this up, Jamie? Randy? Yeah, yeah. We got a new fajita video that is making... Before we play this, I want to preface this with... I'm so sorry I'm in Dave's chair because there's never been more of a Dave moment.

Audio and visually than this video right here. You might need to run this back on this. This is just an unbelievably Dave video. We might need the green screen this. You might not need to watch this because the visuals help. The audio is great. But like if you're listening on Spotify and your phone right now, maybe just pull up your phone and just watch this thing right here.

Because it is, it is something. Oh, ho, here we go. We got the smoking behedas in here. I'll never see if you sizzle that much. Dad, are you back there? We got another order of smoking behedons over here. We've been smoking for a haiti is over here. You know it's about it.

crazy in there. Oh my gosh, we're smoking it up. There's a lot of smoke coming off these fajitas, folks. I smoke up a different way, by the way. There's so much, what are they doing? They have, like, the liquid smoke that smokes like crazy. I'm seriously appraising.

Oh, my gosh. And we've got another one? Oh, my God. I love how the caption on the, it's just Mexican restaurant smoking fajitas. Smoking fajita. I need to know where this is. People are coughing.

There is someone smoking. It looks like someone to a smoke bomb in there. Where is the shredded cheese? They're still waiting on it. Unreal. 18 minutes, unreal. Oh my God. They're smoking fajitas.

They look fantastic. That is what smoking fajita is. If you go to another Mexican restaurant and ask for a smoking fajita, if you want to pull my video out and show them your way, Welcome to smoking for a goodness you imagine

everybody went to Matt's guy but even the ones in Matt's don't smoke like this I'm saying if they did that place would just be a war zone Isn't it like

you put a little water on there is like a trick to get it to I think there's like a special sauce that like sizzles up more The sizzle sauce Yeah sizzle sauce Hit me with that sizzle sauce

Speaking wow What a shots to Sauce just texted me This is like Inception Um article just came out Matt Sal Rancho is getting a $100,000 glow up.

Construction starts this October, wraps up by April. $100,000? I feel like $100,000 rento doesn't do it. It doesn't go along. It's like new tables. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe they'll get like big glasses and an ice machine.

That'd be a nice glow up. Dude, they had big glasses forever, and they just decided to get rid of them for some reason. And got rid of all the ice of their water. Yeah. I don't know, man. there was a moment somewhere about 2020. They were going through too much ice. Something happened. Something happened.

Imagine all the ice they would have to keep churning out to keep all those glasses filled. I wonder what they're doing. I don't know. I mean, a hundred grand is like a new, like one new oven. Yeah, right? Or new, like new tables. But that's a long project.

Construction? Yeah. Maybe they're just redoing the kitchen or something. You still can't do that. They wouldn't announce a kitchen. Yeah. Are they extending. Renno. Extending the patio? Maybe. Maybe they're turning that.

They do have room. They're turning the patio of death where, like, it's all a concrete enclosure. That little side part, yeah. Maybe they're just knocking down those two walls and just making it more open. Well, they have, to the left of the fountain, there's that back corner that's, it's, like a garden that's, they don't really do much with. Maybe they could turn that into more seats or something. Or, I was just thinking, like, they have so.

much people so many people waiting like they they've opened up the they got rid of that bench and they open up the front area to be able to drink at that like maybe they make that a whole waiting area and put another bar over there and make that kind of like a standing you know bar section so people could just go get drinks yeah we keep we keep speculating here's what it is uh austin blah blah will you be getting a new one hundred thousand dollar addition okay to better serve its growing list of regular and celebrity customers seats uh mats is adding a new covered pack for outdoor dining. That's a win.

That is a win. Good. More covered patio, we're good. 781 square foot roofed cover over its existing outdoor patio area. Now, you've got to be careful there. Because when it rains, they lose tables when it rains. I don't want the whole thing covered. But 781 square feet's like nothing.

Yeah, it's not that big. So they're not adding more to the patio? They're just putting a roof. It appears they're covering some of their. They're already existing patio. All right. That's big news in Austin, Texas. I'll go to Matt's today and get comment.

Yeah. I'll lock it in. Bring the lav mic. Ray doesn't use live mics. He doesn't like him. Sometimes. We got the sizzling smoky fajitas, y'all. Her voice is unreal.

What part of the country do you think this is happening in? Alan talks like that. Is that East Texas? My guess, My guess is like Mississippi. Because that, I mean, that's twangy. That's very twangy. Or like Tennessee.

Or Kentucky. Well, I wonder if Mats will keep us updated on a website. And if they did, it better be a Squarespace one. I believe it's in AR. Is that Arkansas? Arkansas. Yeah, there you go. Arkansas.

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you're a class. action guy, aren't you? I, you know what? I'm too scared. I joined the Facebook one because I heard it on the news or on the radio and I actually did back in 2022. And the first time I got a payout via Venmo,

I was really high and had no idea what was happening. I got like $32 to my Venmo and I was like, what's going on? That's free money. That's big, usually get like seven bucks. And then recently like two weeks ago, they did a second payment of like $6.

But I was very confused. But I constantly get like on my junk email where I sign up for a bunch of streaming services, all this stuff. Class action lawsuits thing being like, your information, if you had an account for this streaming service from this time, you can get money back. And I'm like, I never know if those are scams or not or if they're real. They look very real. And then I look them up.

And it's like, oh, there is a class action lawsuit going on. That's clearly the email I use to sign up. But I still just don't sign up. I just, I keep my scams at the mall. Oh, okay. Like, you, they're limited to Bahamas cruises. Exactly. Well, if you're my guy, Phil Degro, Phil Dijanero from Greece, New York, Dylan.

Okay. That's not Greece, like, the Greece you've been to. It's Greece, New York, which is just a suburb. When you said New York, I figured it wasn't the one across the pond. Yeah, it's just a, it's a suburb of Rochester, a nice working class, suburb of Rochester. Okay. A lot of Italians over there in Greece. Ironically.

Ironically. Talk the world how to eat. They sure did. They have great food in Greece. It's funny. When I was on my tour in London, in Britain. Sure. In Britain.

Britain. There's a town named Pennsylvania, and the tour guy says it's only, like, part of Britain that's named after an American place. Really? So, like, of course, we have tons of stuff around the world. Yeah, we stole a shit ton of. There's a place called Pennsylvania in, uh, somewhere in England. Huh.

How about that? Uh, so Rainy, this guy was, uh, his idea was every possible class action lawsuit he was going to, uh, he was going to participate in. Yeah. Now, the problem is, to participate in some of these class action lawsuits, Dylan, you have to live in the area where they're happening.

Okay. Or be a subscriber of the service. So he was fraudulently, you know, faking IDs, faking residents, faking, uh, tap or like credit card statements that he had signed up for this stuff

during the time period where you needed to be a customer. So he did like, he did like 50 of them, right? Now, he did a hundred plus. Okay. Okay.

my boy Phil then was paid 27,000 times totaling $1.3 million. So he would find one and then just submit over and over to the same one? Yes. Got it. From 107 different class action lawsuit settlements. He used over 480 bank accounts. That alone is enough to be... How do you create that many bank accounts?

I have no idea. Do you use different names for L.L. seize or whatever are there 480 banks maybe maybe he comes here through our fake trust things that keep on getting mailed to us yeah 40080 bank accounts from eight financial institutions so how they had they pop him um i'm not i'm uh may 2026 law enforcement executed a federal seizure warrant and seized approximately 1.2 million dollars from accounts owned by de genero uh they just executed search warrant so they i bet you i bet you they got them by by doing a fake one dude this is like a full-time job i mean he's just constantly having to create accounts and and sign up for fake documents

documents i mean one point one point three over three years ain't too bad though no that's that's a good living that's some scratch right there in one case he filed a false claim in the krester dodged jeep uh eco diesel lawsuit randy which was litigated in northern district of california The lawsuit alleged that certain RAM 1500 in Jeep Grand Cherokee eco-diesel vehicles from model years 2014 to 2016 did not comply with the missions regulations that Fiat Chrysler misrepresented the vehicles to consumers. So he said he had a Jeep when he didn't. So he had a falsified documents that said he had a Jeep. Yeah. During that time period.

Yeah. Or made during those years. Damn. You got paid on that one. 990 bucks. I mean, it's wrong. It's fraud, but I kind of respect the hustle a little bit here. Oh, this is a full-time date.

Yeah. I bet you he got got with a fake one. They were like, if you've had pizza at Leo's pizzeria between the years of 2022 and 2024, you're entitled to some. He's like, I've been to Leo's and then Leo doesn't exist. Yeah. Yeah. This is like Sally's cousin who's just like signing up for every Instagram giveaway.

Yeah, that's a lot to do. She's gotten a lot of stuff. Yeah. A lot. That's legal. So. He submitted at least five fraudulent driver's life. to support his claims.

That's four too many, Dylan. Yeah. You can probably get away with one. It's illegal. That's tough. It's very illegal to do that. Randy, does this make you hesitate? It doesn't make me hesitate.

If anything, I'm getting, people are reaching out to me to be part of a class action. I'm not even looking at. I'm staying away from them. Yeah, how does he find these? That's the thing. I don't know what Dijanero is up to. I mean, I guess you get pretty good at finding him.

He just Googles class. Section lawsuit every day. So I guess it's probably pretty easy. How do you, you just get sent that, right? I just get sent them to the email. I get those two. Like part of the streaming service.

I got paid up of a Z bar, which is a kid's like protein bar. Really? Parks used to eat a ton of them. And it turned out that they were falsifying the nutritional facts. Come on. Who would do such?

There was like much more sugar than they were saying that they had. I knew something was up. Those things were too good. Did you have like a receipt? How did you like prove that you've, purchase you. I didn't have to. They just said like how many times if you purchase it between and what dates and I just, I was as accurate as I could have been. You know, it was on the up.

Stand up guy. And so yeah, I got to pay like 12 bucks. It was cool. Speaking of kids bars, do you see Mr. Beast what he's doing? Feastables? What about them? Dude, so Mr. Beast, apparently he had a problem with his, his bars. I don't know what bars. He has feastables. Is that what they are? Feastables. So they were breaking. Oh, yeah. People were buying them and they were broken. And so he was going around to, I believe, Walmart and putting hidden cameras in the aisle across from where his bars were,

wondering why people were buying them broken. Which is what did he find? He found out that the packaging was like the weight was lopsided, so it would fall off the shelf more. Yeah. So like a lot of times these feasible dollars would like fall to the ground and then break when they hit the ground just because of how they were packaged in their, in their cardboard box.

Okay. I was more concerned about Mr. Beast putting hidden cameras in grocery stores. Yeah, that seems a consent of the store. That seems problematic. Yeah, it probably, yeah, it was. Yeah. He found out like, oh, we need to redo our packaging. Yeah, ultimately it led to a better consumer experience.

Oh. Outside of the whole filming thing. That dude's something else. He is, man. He is. He just prints money. Somebody said on Twitter, they were like, you could just also do a very, like, common chocolate technique that keeps everything very intact.

that mr b's just like no i don't do what's that technique that's a great question that was that's above my paid grade that's where i saw some twitter expert shocking is it i bet you if you're a twitter chocolate tier like i'm gonna listen to you what is it what is it what is it feasible is it is it's pretty much yeah it can confirmed uh it's just a chocolate never had a feastable i i tried it once just to see what it's like it's fine it's fine chocolate it's nothing something the right home about but it's like the you know it's like prime you know you're just you're getting the kids that watch logan paul and ks i like oh i want the mr beast chocolate right doesn't mean it's good is it supposed to be a chocolate bar is it supposed to have any nutritional value no no it's just

it's just straight up candy butter sugar whole milk powder cocoa butter unsweetened chocolate soy vanilla extract peanuts sugar what kind of powder we talk in whole milk powder oh whole milk powder Yeah. Okay. Is that like evaporated, no? You're asking the wrong guy, man. I think he either has or he's going to do like a Willy Wonka golden ticket situation, which makes sense. That's right up his alley.

That's such a marketing ploy to sell fucking. By the way, Beast Games is a good show. What's Beast Games? It's a competition show where it's start. He starts with a thousand people and then they're whittles down different, different contests and events. And he gives away like millions and millions of dollars and, and an island.

He gave away an island? Two seasons in a row, they gave way two different islands. What are the tax implications of that? How do you like, I don't know. Imagine you go to your accountant at the end of the year like, hey. It's like a $4 million island they give away. I think that's what the number is. What's it flagged under?

I don't know. But they do a competition on the island and the winter. gets to keep the island see that that just streams like remember when like Thai Pennington used to give away like the stream makeover houses or whatever used HGTV you could apply for the house and all of a sudden you have a four and a half million dollar house and in a property tax bill to boot and it's like oh I can't pay for this yeah yeah I think they just try to offload it immediately when they get the island just try to sell it that's fair that's fair who do you how does that process I don't

I don't know. I don't know how you tap into the island buying market, but I'm sure people are out there looking to buy islands. I'm not one of them. It's too bad. Yeah. It's too bad.

Randy, you buy an island. I would. I wouldn't buy one if I don't have the money to, but it would be sick to have a private island for a little while. Would be. There's a guy that he's an island in Finland where he's like a YouTube series. He's building like lodges on it by hand.

It's fucking crazy. That sounds sick. You imagine that? I'm not built that way. No. He's using, I don't even know if he has any. I know he has power tools, but like no backhoe or skid steer or anything, he's just fucking like picking shit up. What a dog.

Dog. Dog behavior. But he has to stop in the winter for like nine months a year because it's too cold. Yeah. That's tough. You know, it's tough. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I wonder if you can fit a Lisa in one of his lodges. Maybe. We should talk about a weekend in fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening.

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Damn. And we plan on upgrading his room. He's going to get a big boy bed with a big boy mattress. Does he know? Or it's going to be a surprise? He knows that it's like in the works, but he doesn't know what's happening. So he'll come home to a new room. He'll be excited about that.

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My weekends get looking hot. Okay. to be heading up Dallas way rocking 35 today for a golf tournament the muff open ah yep getting together with uh remember interned pline i do a good friend yeah yeah uh him and him and his uh his football buddies i've been uh lucky enough to be welcome into their group their their annual golf tournament starts uh starts tonight with the calcutta we're playing up in uh frisco way ah pGA frisco course Nice. East and West.

There's walking around involved, which will be very hot tomorrow afternoon. So what was that? I'll give you one guess. Klein? No. Taylor? I think it was probably Andrew's idea. Oh.

I think the group is... That's stupid. We pretty collectively decided that this is the last... If July is a great time of year for everybody to get together, the last Texas July tournament. Yeah, I might have... Just like I couldn't do the WTI. I couldn't do that one. I couldn't do the muff.

That's what the hat is, right? Yep, this is the muff hat. We'll be getting up, getting up tonight. Little ranch house situation. I believe Klein and Co have a dinner plan for the out-of-towners. Decided to see what that is. Spoiler alert. I believe it's just a fuck ton of Chewies.

Chewys goes? Yeah, absolutely. And so we're playing one round tomorrow, maybe two. One competitive round tomorrow, one if you want to, and same goes for Saturday. Heading back Sunday. We'll be getting into the grape, obviously, Dylan. Getting into the grill, I believe there is a night putting competition, which will end up being for far too much money as we will all be very inebriated.

I'm down my cheers ready to go. on my schedule 35 ready to go we're locked and loaded big big weekend that's exciting man and uh what happens in the calcutta is everybody tries to one up each other so it ends up getting to a price

like a pretty pretty ridiculous price and so everybody waits up Friday morning when the competitive round start and uh little tense oh gets a little little tense out there yeah a lot of money on the line yep way too much And so we're going to have some fun.

That'll be fun. It'll be a good time. I'm jealous, man. Good times. Randy, talk to us about your weekend. I have a weekend coming up, like everyone else. Someone asks, do you have your chipping PDF ready, do you? I never had a chipping PDF, unfortunately.

What was your PDF for? Just a swing, just swing tips. I have three swing thoughts. All are very easy to do, easy to recreate. and that's it. So we're going, shrug the shoulder, scoop the water, keep my right foot on the ground

as long as I possibly can. That's all I'm thinking. It's always thinking, folks. Simplify. Simplify it, boys. So Friday, got nothing really planned. Girlfriend doesn't work on Fridays. She does Monday through Thursday.

She might work Friday, but I could see myself just coming home from work and maybe just hitting the pool. It's going to be a hot weekend, as you said. Friday night, We've been talking about going to red lobster for endless shrimp for a while. So I might try to convince her to go on Friday night. How did they emerge from bankruptcy?

I don't know. I don't even know because they had endless shrimp to stay and then they took it away. And then now it's back for a limited time. So I think I think I might try to do a little red lobster on Friday. One down here does business. I see people in and out of there. I'm in, yeah, I'm one of them. You're one of them.

Saturday's more of the day. there's a new vintage shop that's been kind of like being promoted on the Austin Instagram socials and stuff. So they're having a grand opening party. I kind of just want to go see what's all about. Maybe go do some vintage antique shopping during the day. And Saturday night, one of our friends has a birthday party at a bar. Oh, yeah. Shastonini.

Sorry, I'm going to miss that one. Yep. So going to go to that. And then Sunday, I think it's just going to be a day of relaxation, you know, doing chores. just hanging around and just hanging around. You're hanging around. So, all right. We'll see,

we'll see how it goes. But I guess the big thing is the birthday party at the bar on Saturday. Is your girlfriend going to that? She is going to it. Oh, okay. Be the first time probably meeting a couple. It's funny that you're not going to be there.

You'll never get to meet her. Swinging a miss. Randy's been dating this girl for, like a year now and just. Since September, yeah. Ofer. Well, that sounds like a fun weekend. Do you see the new,

the new antique store on Southmar? That's the one of the time. I missed that. Roadrunner Relics, I believe it's called. Say that 10 times fast. Roadrunner Relish, Roadrunner Relish, Roadrunner Relish. Don't do it, Dan. We got it. You passed.

No one had me passing after three. No, no, I did not. I will be spending as much time with my son as I can because on Saturday he is leaving for Amsterdam. He'll be there for 13 days, as I mentioned. I'm going to miss him like crazy. I'm sad, thinking about him leaving. He's going with his mom and stepdad. His stepdad, he has, his mom is, I guess, from there.

His dual citizenship. They have a house outside of Amsterdam. So, yeah, they're going there. And I'm really happy for him to experience that and get a little taste of a different culture. Amsterdam is such a cool city. Hopefully he appreciates it. We're doing the Anne Frank House while they're there, which is going to be awesome for him. He's reading Diary of Anne Frank.

No way. Yeah. Man, that's like big boy reading right now. It is. Yeah. He loves to read, so that helps. I'm really excited for him. I hope he, you know, hope he likes Europe in that part of Europe as much as I did.

Did you give him your itinerary from when you were there? Did you warn him? I'll take pictures. Red light district. It would be cool for him to walk through, not at night, but walk through the Red Light District. because it is like a beautiful part of town. It really is like so cool. But at night, it's, you know, it's a little bit different.

And I don't want him to walk through there at night. But what a town that is. I'm really excited for him. But yeah, I'm going to miss him like crazy. And I don't really have any plans. I'm not going to do much. Okay. We are going to start on his bedroom.

Got to sell his current bed and then shop for a new one. And I'm excited for him to come home to that. But that's it, man. nothing really going on you want to hit the pool dude let me know maybe maybe so i could uh to figure something out for you yeah randy you got comments ready for us i do randy's comments of the week randy's comments of the week all right start off we got from dumb back circle fucker from patreon randy breaking a record and going to state greater than all district dorms people are saying people are saying maybe i you know i don't i don't i don't pick the comments they're just the best ones

of the week uh drew says are we really supposed to believe this was el glisidente's first costco hot dog i got to say it was i got to say i don't think i've ever had a Costco hot dog so i believe it pretty good have you ever had one brett nope i mean it's a big jumbo dog and a very in a pretty big soda for a dollar 50 yeah i love i love the bottle uh i respect it i just haven't partaken. Speaking of Red Light District, Tommy comments, don't go to the Green Light Social. Someone puked on me there once

while I was walking out after I saw a college friend, shake my head. Is that a reference to something? Did Dave get puked on? At Greenlight, like, social, wasn't there someone that got puked on in the Wash Universe? I did it, Jim Saloon.

I don't know. Famously, but I don't know. Decade ago. Certainly wasn't me. I thought it was a reference. I brought it up. We'll probably never go back there. Ian says, we just letting Dorn get away with calling it a blink 183.

Look, Ian, and everyone else that comment at, it's a bit. It's a joke. I know it's Blink 182. I'm doing jokes here. Sometimes we do jokes on a comedy podcast. Really? Wow. Yeah.

Cover bands win. I'm sure there is probably a Blink 183 out there. And my favorite comment of the week comes from Carly. Letting the video run on here for my boys on Spotify. Love that, Carly. That's dog behavior, Carly. Appreciate you. You're a real one.

All right, let's, before we get out of here, let's maybe run it back. What do you say? I added a few. Brett just added a few. This is going to be a longer one. And of course, that is a segment during which we talk about what we talked about all week long. Pizza Hut is back, says Randy. Did you know that, Brett?

I did not. Do pizza pan pan pizza, try it? Oh, as in, it's good again. Oh, it's really good. Really? Okay. I will, genuinely, that made me happy. I will do that.

It's really good. Okay. Dylan invested in BTS on the company's behalf. Right there. No spawn, though. It's been a vibes play. No spawn. Dylan thinks he can wear a different combination of clothing every day the rest of his life without buying anything moving forward. How many? Yeah, I believe it.

Different combination of socks. Oh, yeah. If you're- Shorts, pants, shirts, tops, and shoes. Yeah. Right? I, I think it's easy. Yep.

We get a lot of free shit, though. I think it's easier than you think. Yeah. I think you probably couldn't do it in lifetimes. So you pick one shirt. out of your closet, you can wear that shirt every day with different combinations for like the next like two years maybe. We have, we have so many like women in STEM that follow us and listen to us. I'm sure if you do like an average, so you have 50 shirts in your closet, 25 pairs of pants,

you know, 20 pairs of under, like the math is really easy. He's got to count all your shit and then you run the numbers. Isn't it just 50 times whatever time, whatever? You got to do a factorial. But yes. Yeah, fuck, man. Okay. Dylan, I believe you. 100% We're a Pact 12 team now I believe that's a Texas State I believe that was what Will was That was well yeah yeah that's right

Will said that because he's he's he's a Pac 12 guy now Got it okay Or Texas State guy now Dave got crazy with some Goya beans on Monday night Yeah he was talking about that off pod Dylan talked to class how to how a hat size is calculated Oh yeah I would like to know Speak of wish to everyone that was comedy about that like

That's just a diameter yeah How are you supposed to measure the diameter of your fucking head without doing the math? I'm going to be your offense here, Dylan. You calculate the circumference and then divided by pie. Yeah. That's right. That's an inches divided by pie. People are like, that's just a diameter.

It's like, yeah, but you can't like, no head is a perfect sphere. And then also you need to do the cross section. So it's like, that's just how it's calculated. So I don't put that out. Did I have it right? Yeah. You got it right. Wow.

Grandpa, David, ruthlessly murdered a skunk. This is, this, the rest of these are. from Brett. I just think it's in running back. Rainy is keeping Southamar Red Lobster in business. It's true. Dylan got a lucrative kickback from ZBarr in a class action lawsuit, 12 bucks. Brett has three very replicable swing thoughts. I do.

Too hot for Dylan to compete in the muff. It's true. And finally, Parks is going to hit the Red Light District during the day. And that concludes, run it back. Man. Thank you to everybody who tuned in this week. We love you. We appreciate you.

Check out tomorrow's voicemail episode. I'm telling you it's a good one. It really is. And there's that bit I mentioned. It's going to be around. A new bit. A new bit is born. Also, I can't wait to hear Dave say, smoke and fajitas.

Oh, yeah. We'll have to revisit that on Monday when he's back. For sure. Tune in. If you don't know, if you're not a watcher, I will put the video that we're referring to on tomorrow's story for context of what Isaac is. And then if you guys aren't opto or aren't patrons,

you're going to be like, all right, what are they talking about this? And maybe I'll trust you. Yeah, I work here and I'm excited. Oh, yeah. I deal with your dang arces every day. Oh, and tune in to the newsletter tomorrow. I think I'll write it. I think I'll finish it out.

I think you will. Yeah. All right. Bye. See you. Bye.