Circling Back - It's a Live Show
Episode Date: July 28, 2025We kick off the first Circling Back Live with a Weekend in Fun recap, Happy Gilmore 2 reviews, Dave also watched Twisters, a chat check-in, Alabama frat kid E-Dawg, and Yankee game fun. Support us o...n Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (8:35) Recapping This Weekend in Fun • (31:00) Happy Gilmore 2 • (42:00) Dave Watched Twisters • (47:40) Chat Check-In • (58:48) E-Dawg, the Alabama Frat Kid • (1:06:45) Fun at the Yankees Game Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://rocketmoney.com/circling today. • Squarespace: Check out https://squarespace.com/steam for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We're working out the kinks here.
There was some miscues there.
So, hey, we're good to go here.
Hey bud, you have too many screens.
Yes, I'm doing the job of like 10 people over here.
So many screens.
We're doing good.
We're doing the job of,
you're trying to make himself more valuable to the company.
What happened?
What was the, what do we mess up or what happened?
No, no, no.
Did I go too early?
It's on, no, it's on me.
I just, the audio wasn't going on the program
and then I didn't hit record on the road caster,
but we're good.
This is the first circling back lie.
There are going to be some kinks folks.
It's just what happens, man.
I feel like anymore Paul should be the ringer.
I love the new studio.
I don't like it.
I love it.
It's comfortable.
It's casual.
Got Skelly here between us.
It's kind of ominous.
I kind of love it, man.
Why did we go with those news style desks for so long? I don't know. Skelly here between us. It's kind of ominous. I kind of love it, man.
Why did we go with those news-style desks for so long?
I don't know.
Now we just look like a couple white guys doing banter.
This should help us in the Instagram algorithm.
It might make us a little bit more bro-y.
What's your algorithm looking like?
Dylan Shivery.
Very happy to be here.
What are you doing with the hat?
I don't know, man.
I decided to get a little funky with the first live.
I got the cowboy hat on.
It's a visual show, obviously, now,
especially more than ever.
I want to hit him with the cowboy hat.
Just set a tone, man.
What's the tone?
It's a Texas podcast, buddy.
We getting a little bit more Texas bro-y?
Yeah.
Okay, that should help us gain followers.
Texas bro-y, a niche podcast. It doesn't exist yet until now.
Can you see my feet? Yes. Especially when I hit that wide shot.
I'm wearing shoes, no free feet picks. Not doing that this year.
We'll see how sexy it gets in here. I might pop the shoes off at some point.
I also want to rule no feet on the coffee table.
What? That's, that's not gonna, that rule's not gonna stick.
Why?
That coffee table's begging for my feet right now.
I think Will already put his feet on the coffee table
during retail therapy.
Was he, what was he, he was probably wearing Birkenstocks.
I don't know, he was probably wearing his grandpa's shoes.
You see those shoes that Dylan?
Yeah, all right, anyway.
Dude, they're so bad.
The worship.
But I kind of respect shoes that are so bad
that they're good.
I actually, I do like those.
Of course the folks at home are like, yeah, we totally know what you're talking about.
These shoes, these aforementioned shoes.
How do you feel about the laptop on the lap?
Not as a laptop.
Not a big deal.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't mind.
I lean on the lappy quite a bit.
There's a ad read copy and just the overall running
is Dylan does too.
Sometimes I like to surf the web, see what's up,
check out CleanHub, you know what it is.
We're not gonna do a chat pop in.
We're not doing that yet, but is the chat popping?
The chat is popping, yes.
Any glizzies in the chat?
Not right now, but I'm sure after you said that,
there's gonna be a bunch of glizzies.
Have they mentioned how handsome we look?
Because that's probably the first thing I would notice. Maybe, I'm sure after you said that, there's going to be a bunch of glizzies. Have they mentioned how handsome we look? Because that's probably the first thing I would notice.
Maybe, I'm not sure.
Oh, and the hat, the mustache gets,
let's see, someone said something,
gets me fired up.
That's from James.
So yes, someone did appreciate your look right now.
Mustache does pair well with the hat, I gotta say.
Real quick, tomorrow is Tuesday.
You might be like, what are y'all going to do for Patreon tomorrow?
Well, here's the deal.
August 1st is Friday.
Correct.
Randall.
Yeah.
We're doing coffee Friday.
So for Patreon this week, uh, the Tuesday episode will be replaced
by an actual coffee Friday.
They'll have, uh, some guests on.
It'll be fun.
It'll be also live as it actual coffee Friday. They'll have some guests on. It'll be fun. It'll be also live as it is coffee Friday.
It was like the first, one of the first live products we did here at wash media.
One of the more fun episodes we do.
It's like this, but with more dudes.
And more it's vibe here.
It's vibe.
Maybe we'll bring in a guest, but we need a little, little feminine energy too.
On coffee Friday.
Maybe we can make that happen.
Ooh.
Okay.
Chelsea in here, maybe special announcement for next week. You didn't even know about this. I didn't tell you. I didn't tell anybody. Next week, not this week
on Patreon. Next week is teacher week. Teacher week. What does that mean? What's that mean?
It means the Thursday voicemails that we record, 888-618-4422. That's the pipeline.
Thursday voicemails that we record, 888-618-4422, that's the pipeline.
Everything will be teacher related.
It could be teachers calling in to give us horror stories
or funny stories from their students.
It could be people calling in about their old teachers,
wild ass stuff.
It's teacher week.
But more importantly, I want all the teachers out there,
send us your lists.
If you send us your lists, email me, Dave at washmedia.com.
If you have a list of like supplies you need paid for,
cause you know, I don't know if you know this,
our public education system,
teachers often have to pay for a lot of stuff
that they probably shouldn't have.
Which isn't fair.
It's not fair.
Let's help them out.
Send them to me and we'll post it
and we'll try to get everybody's list paid off
as much as we can.
Love that.
And if whatever we don't pay or get paid off
by the listeners, Dylan will personally pay it can. Love that. And if whatever we don't pay or get paid off by the listeners, Dylan
will personally pay it off.
Within reason.
You're kind of the teacher pay pig.
You're the teacher pig.
No, okay.
Yeah.
Hey, by the way, I can only see Randy's eyes through the two monitors.
That's enough, Randy.
So it's almost like he's looking at me through like a little slot.
Like I'm trying to get VIP access into a club.
I'm gonna let it open asking for a password.
A little pill box or something like that.
Yeah. Give me your safe word real quick.
Hey, hey, look at my new shirt.
This is from Hollister.
Are you jealous?
That's the Hollister shirt.
That's the Hollister shirt.
Can the people see it?
Yeah, there's people.
Oh, it's a Purdue shirt.
It's a pretty, it's a pretty good one.
I mean, yeah, the back's pretty sick too.
It's fine.
So it was worth it going as a 31 year old man into a
house. Yeah. You want to watch this, but yeah, that's worth it. How do you feel about me being
on the love seat and you being in that dope little chair? I like the chair. Yeah. I'm going to bring
my lumbar support backpack tomorrow. Okay. Oh yeah. We're doing this every day this week.
Every, well, this will be Monday through Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. Monday through Thursday, 1030 a.m sharp every day. We have a newsletter. It goes out every
Friday. Washed out sub stack.com. I put the whole company on my back last Friday with the newsletter.
I'm the only one who wrote anything. Were you really? Yeah. Oh damn. I didn't know.
I will say poor Will. He, uh, he texted me the next morning. He goes, dude, I just forgot to do it.
I was like, he had, he had a sick kid at home, sick dog,
and he himself was not feeling very great.
So we gave him a pass, but I put the company on my back.
No big deal, I do that quite often around here.
Hey, if you're just listening to this,
like as it hits your podcast feed, as we mentioned,
it's a visual show.
You can subscribe to our YouTube,
youtube.com slash circling back.
There's a rowdy chat.
They have a lot of fun, they have a lot of rowdiness too.
Can you confirm the rowdiness?
It is popping off and there were a bunch of glizzies
after you called it out.
So yes, the chat is going.
We got a good amount of viewers
and hopefully we just continue to build that.
Hey, like and subscribe and comment.
Comment on the video below too, not just in the chat.
We'd love to hear what you have to say in the comments.
You know what, put a glizzy in the comments below.
Thank you.
Yeah, we don't have to do glizzies. We can do other stuff too. You put a hard...
That's kind of what we're known for. Put a slonker. Put a slonker in there too.
Yeah, do a slonk. And with a slonk. Slonkathon coming soon. All right,
Randy, let's run it. Yes, that would be this one.
Nope. I'm still learning. Don't worry. Is it this one? No. We're going to get this eventually.
Hold on.
Where is it?
It's a live show, folks.
It's on the first one.
There it is.
There it is.
There's a crazy event happening.
I like to turn off.
There's a crazy event happening.
We had the party and it was lit.
I got yelled at by a prostitute.
Let's just go have fun and let go of it.
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Dylan, why don't you hit us?
Who I would love to talk about my weekend.
Friday, pretty chill, pretty chill nights.
Chelsea and I stepped out for a margarita at Alma.
Which location?
Barton Springs. Nice.
Just a nice, they have a good, I do the Skinny Frozen, very good.
Do you go up top? No, we sat at the bar.
That's a sneaky good bar to sit at. It's a good bar. Sat at the bar. It was a lovely time.
Pretty chill Friday. Saturday, went over to my dad's all day. We had a little family day over
there. My brother-in-law and my sister, my two little nieces and we had parks,
whole squad over there, hung out there all day and had a couple pops.
Ate some spaghetti.
Dude, nothing better than some beers and some spaghetti.
All right.
Listen to this on Sunday.
Okay.
On Sunday, Dave.
So, so Chelsea and I, we just got a, we're, we got a house.
And so we need to furnish said house.
So you're moving?
Moving.
Will you be moved in before Randy has moved in?
Yes, we move in.
Oh, let me tell you about my weekend.
We'll get to it.
Middle of next month, we're moving.
Okay.
And so we went to Living Spaces, the big Living Spaces warehouse in Pflugerville.
Living Spaces. Living Spaces, the big Living Spaces warehouse in Pflugerville. Living Spaces.
Oh.
Living Spaces.
Dude, we were there for so long, I had to pee three times while I was there.
By the way-
You're on your Dave shit.
We got a couch and a coffee table, but-
What color is the couch?
It's a light green.
It's pretty dope.
Okay.
Listen to this.
They have a bar in Living Spaces.
It's a restaurant too, but we just got a single beer.
Guess how much a pint of beer,
like draft beer is at living spaces.
I'm gonna say $11.
$2.
Fuck.
What type of beer?
I got a Yingling, but every beer on the menu was $2.
They had to think of like six different beers on tap. They'd bottle beers too, and they'd wine. I didn't see how much wine was, but beer was $2. They had to think of like six different beers on tap.
They'd bottle beers too and they'd wine.
I didn't see how much wine was, but beer's $2.
So did you drink the beer or did you unbuckle your pants
and open it up and just pour it down?
I decided to drink it this time.
Okay. Yeah.
So begs the question, should we just go post up
at Living Spaces at some point and just get, just get lit for
like $10.
Where are the prices at at the cork?
That's, that's the real question.
I don't know how much they are.
I guarantee the cork is triple the price.
Oh yeah.
Much more than two dollars.
So six dollars.
Oh yeah.
Six dollars, Randy.
So that was kind of sick.
So what was the total damage?
How much was the couch?
We each got one beer.
But how much was the furniture you bought?
So it was like $4.32. Okay. The couch. Did much was the couch? We each got one beer. But how much was the furniture you bought? So it was like $4.32.
Okay.
The couch.
Did you pay for it?
It was reasonably priced.
Did you pay cash?
It was between $200 and 10,000, somewhere in there.
Okay.
Did not pay cash, no.
I don't care.
Lay away?
I don't care, they kind of screw it on me.
Okay.
That's pretty dope.
Pretty dope.
I didn't know they had it like that.
Two two dollar beers? Looking sick. Because I know you get a little loose. You start buying.
That's what it is. Next thing you know, you just bought a dresser. It's like the casino.
You don't even need a dresser. It's like, oh, let's just pump these idiots full of alcohol.
They have a scantily clad dame serving them up. And before they know it, they've lost $2,000 at
the blackjack table. No, then it was Cantile, clad Dame.
What are you doing?
I'm not gonna ask you questions.
Living space.
You made a comparison to a casino.
Yeah, living spaces.
If they catch you like, you know,
they'll have like bed displays and they're like,
don't jump on the bed.
If they catch you doing that, they bring you in the back
and put your head in a vice.
Yeah, they couldn't do that.
I couldn't go there.
No way.
You'd have your feet smashed with a hammer.
You'd be in big trouble, buddy.
No more monkeys jumping on the bed.
No.
Doctor said so.
No more Randy's.
Well, that's great.
That was my weekend.
It was a pretty dope little situation.
Pretty good little weekend.
Yeah, I think so too.
Randall.
I had a weekend.
Oh, we'll start with Friday.
I was here kind of late getting all this working
for you guys.
So I hope you're enjoying it.
I hope it's going well.
We're dusting off the cobwebs.
Shout out to the boys on Friday who put the stew together.
I assume that was you two, maybe a little bread action.
Mainly you two.
I don't know who was here Friday.
I was on out of town.
It was mainly me.
You got some help.
They helped on Thursday.
I'll say that. Okay. Well, you know, but, but they helped on Thursday. I'll say that.
Okay. Well, you know, uh, but I'm just trying to help out.
So Saturday was a day with the old roomie.
We, we went bike shopping.
He's getting a new bike and was just hanging around.
Then we went out to y'all up.
What kind of bike did he get?
He ended up getting that Bruno bike y'all talking about.
Yep. Did you understand?
Yeah. It's got the, the, the penis seat.
The fuck? What? No,
dude, we're live man has never seen the movie. This guy hasn't
watched that part of the movie. That's why he needed me there to
test it out, you know, because, you know, so we did that and
then went out to y'all up boy for their anniversary show
seventh year and at radio East, the new radio out there and
pretty big venue and it's a
pretty big venue and it was packed. A lot of fun, great pop punk. And then we went back
to my place and we're like, we want to go and get some fast food.
So we did.
Just like the old days.
Just some old days stuff like college and Water Burger is a 20 minute walk away from
our place, which is a little more of a high feature. So we walked to Waterburger at 12, like at midnight, which isn't even late night, but it
but it is, but we were pretty, we were pretty high at that point. We wanted Waterburger.
You're just high walking around South Austin. You fit right in.
Yep. And the most amazing thing I've ever had happened to me from a fast food worker.
I'm a goody two shoes, man.
I followed the law.
I followed the rules, always have,
never had detention my whole life.
I'm a good guy.
I asked for a cup of water
and the Whataburger employee gave it to me and said,
let's get whatever you like.
Oh.
I have never once had that happen.
So what'd you get?
I did half water, half powerade,
just cause I wanted stuff.
I didn't go nuts, but I was like,
I get a water cup and I get to fill it
with Powerade pretty much.
That, it was amazing.
Randy, you had an opportunity of a lifetime
and you kind of bricked it.
I guess I did.
I mean, like I respect you not getting caffeine that late
cause you know, you still,
even though you probably had imbibed heavily,
you want to sleep good.
You know what though, nevermind.
You got some electrolytes, good for you.
It was much a 31 year old, I'm about to go to sleep
and don't want to have a huge hangover in the morning.
It was a preemptive strike, if you will.
What would you have gone with?
DC.
Diet Coke?
Oh yeah, dude.
A little 1 a.m. diet Coke?
I've become like low key, not addicted to Diet Coke,
but it is just far and away my favorite
like non-alcohol, non-water beverage.
We had them up here in the fridge for a while.
And then I kind of realized everybody
was really, really consuming them
more than I think that we need to as a collective.
That's kind of, I took a step back on the DC.
I don't love it out of a can.
You like it out of a fountain dispenser?
Yeah.
I, if I'm, if I'm going to, I don't want to
waste drinking a diet coke.
What a soda elitist.
Well, the, the order is soda, glass bottle, if
you can find it, but that's just rare.
And then three is canned four is plastic.
I refuse to drink soda out of a plastic bottle.
I feel like you used to be a cans guy.
Like a can guy.
Like you were a big fan of-
What are you doing?
Like the eight ounce ones.
You're always talking about how you like cans.
You know the little tiny ones that make your hand
look bigger, cause you do have notoriously tiny hands.
I do like those.
We actually, we sometimes keep those at the crib.
Oh, they're nice.
Yeah.
Makes me feel like Andre the Giant drinking a domestic.
Yeah. Like a real man. You know Andre the Giant drinking a domestic. Yeah.
You know that picture?
Like a real man.
You know that picture I'm talking about?
Yeah, I'm familiar.
Yeah. Big hands on that dude.
What'd you do Sunday?
How'd you feel?
Sunday, I did feel fine.
It, you know, a little hungover, but not too bad at all.
And I think, I think I might be able to say
I might be finished moving in.
Now that I have hung pretty much a lot
of my artwork and stuff.
I mean, I still have like
projects I want to do around the place, but I think I can officially say I had moved into my new
apartment. This is, this is a big way to go, man. Yep. Only took you two months, two months,
five weeks, two months. Yeah. I guess June 2nd is when I technically moved in. Chad's probably wondering by the way,
the shirt's poncho.
No real redo.
Oh, that's the one you're talking about.
Yeah, this is the one.
It's a dope t-shirt.
Dude, that is dope.
It's a really good t-shirt.
Oh, you know how I finished Sunday night off?
Sorry, yeah.
A little, little happy Gilmore too.
That's called a tease.
It is a tease.
It's a tease, but we're about to jump right into that segment.
Yeah, but we got days.
Yeah.
I have substantial weekend.
Yeah, a big weekend.
Can I do my, if I went out of town, if you want to, I went to
Port Aransas and went to Port A as a me, me and the locals call it.
Um, we took the family down there.
We went down there last year.
Um, it's just easy.
It's about four, four and a half hours.
Five, if you got a one year four and a half hours, five,
if you got a one year old and a four year old in the car.
You gotta stop.
We've got stops we have to do.
Kids be pooping.
Yeah.
Daddies be peeing.
Sure.
But no, we made it down there
about four and a half hours on the way.
And it's a Texas coast.
It's just easy.
And we liked the house we stayed in last year,
so we just ran it back.
It's a golf cart,
about a one minute golf cart ride from the beach.
And the only reason it takes that long
is because there's a giant bridge
that you have to go over, a big wooden bridge.
You have to go slowly over
because there's golf carts coming at you and
you, it's not a lot of room for error and you don't want to be the guy that,
that side swipes a golf cart.
That's not cool.
But yeah, it's one of those places where you can drive the cart out on the beach.
People bring their RVs, their trucks out on the beach, but where we stay, there's
like kind of a blocked off area.
So it's just golf carts and people stand at the little golf resort area. That's pretty much
who's all around us and we had a blast. Some notes for the ride down. A little eventful,
Dylan I sent you and Will a little update on how that went for us. We're about halfway there. We're between San Antonio and Corpus Christi. And
all of a sudden, here like just one of the more horrific noises you can hear.
Didn't feel like a flat. Didn't feel like a blowout. Like cars driving fine. We ran something over.
There's not a lot of cars on the road in front of us. I'm like, I would have seen something.
There's not a lot of cars on the road in front of us. I'm like, I would have seen something.
So I have to pull over and I look down my skid plate.
You skid plate on my vehicle has come off and it's dragging.
And I'm like, why would that happen?
This is not a, this is a, I got this car last year.
It's a 2023.
You didn't hit anything?
No.
It wasn't someone hanging on to the, like standing on the side of your car last year. It's a 2023. You didn't hit anything. No, it wasn't someone hanging on to
the like standing on the side of your car. No. Okay. I thought at first I thought it might be
like a demonic entity. What the fuck? Like trying to get my family, but it wasn't. It just came off.
Then I remembered something. Randy, I actually sent you a photo of this on Slack. Okay. So that's
what that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I didn't really give you any context. There it is.
There's my skid plate.
Dude, what the hell?
Then I realized two days prior,
I had gotten my oil changed at a place on William Cannon.
Oh.
And I'm fairly certain on this vehicle,
it calls for, and most really,
you have to remove the skid plate.
And I'm pretty sure they just didn't put it back correctly.
Well, they did.
Definitely what happened.
So, yeah, I had to do a little, uh, a little work.
It was not cool.
And the concrete or the asphalt that I was on was about 120 degrees.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
It was not cool at all.
And the kids were freaking out.
I had to just, I had to just rip it off.
I didn't have any zip ties.
Otherwise I would have just zip tied it up.
Cause it was already coming off.
It was like barely hanging on.
And if I had just kept going,
it would have probably flown out
and like shot back onto somebody.
When I was a kid, my family, we took a road trip.
And before the road trip, we had like this old Cadillac.
It's kind of dope.
There's like big sedan Cadillac, older model.
And we got the tires rotated before our trip.
And one of the wheels they put on and hand screwed in
like back to lug nuts,
but they didn't use the machine to like tighten them.
No.
And so we were going on the highway and our wheel came off.
We were going like 75 miles per hour and a wheel popped off.
It just kept rolling. It rolled and like hopped the fence and a wheel popped off. And just kept rolling.
It rolled and like hopped the fence into a field. It was terrifying.
Did you have to go get the wheel?
I don't, I was honestly probably like six or seven years old. So I like, yeah, but we had,
I mean, we had to go get it.
Yeah, it was not cool. Um, cause it, it scared the hell out of the boys.
I bet.
And I was like, yeah, it's very loud, very unappealing.
We had a situation like that at a rush event.
We were all out on our front yard
with like all the guys and the rushies.
This guy was turning and mid turn,
his front like right tire just fell off his vehicle
and just came rolling into our yard where we all were.
And we just like, all were just watching this.
Oh my God.
It had to be the most embarrassing thing
that just this packed lawn just watching
in the middle of the intersection.
Just off.
The worst place to do it in front of a
frat house full of bunch of idiots.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
It was crazy.
Yeah. So that was cool.
Didn't delay us too much, but it was,
it was definitely not great.
We get there, everything's good.
Didn't get into like 4.30, five, whatever.
Did a little dinner.
Saturday was the big beach day,
or excuse me, Friday was the big beach day.
Went down there.
This is the first time going to the beach
with my oldest being free of floaties. He now can
swim somewhat. He's adequate, not to the point where he can go out into the ocean. He's four
and a half. He's not going out in the ocean by himself, but he wants to go jump over waves,
which I forgot about how fun just going out and jumping over waves was as a kid.
It's still fun for me.
I'm 41.
Dude, it's so great.
It's so great.
I love it.
You just go out there and it's... I was teaching them.
I was like, dude, you got to jump and turn your back to it.
Otherwise, you'll get wiped out in the face.
You see any drone casting for sharks?
No, but there was some locals next to us that were fishing.
They're catching whities, as they were calling them.
Bringing them in, cutting them up, using them for bait.
And I was like, all right, I'm going to see if Rhodes is like, you know, be a,
one of, is he going to be freaked out by seeing like this guy like bring a fish
in and then chop it up?
He wasn't.
He was like, why are they doing that?
Are they going to eat it?
I was like, no, they're actually going to use it for bait.
They're going to go out and catch something way bigger and way cooler.
He's like, that's cool.
So he wasn't scared of it. He, you know, not something way bigger and way cooler. He's like, that's cool.
So he wasn't scared of it. He, you know, some, not everybody's afraid of fish Dylan.
That's right.
Good for him.
More man than I am.
Stayed at the beach for a while.
Um, went back home Friday night.
We tried to do, um, a nice dinner at the place you stayed last year.
Shout out to Stouts.
It's nice-ish.
It's just like a nicer beach restaurant.
Right there in the town center.
Cinnamon Shore.
Yeah.
And, um, I was already like, okay, how's this going to go?
I've got two, two kids tired from the beach.
It was, uh, it went like you expected.
Baby doesn't want to sit in the high chair.
Got to hold him the whole time.
Um, he's also obsessed with getting a cup of water and just dipping his hand in it. Cool. Now it doesn't make a mess at all. Oldus
is over there. He wants to order everything on the menu and then like just nibble on it.
One of those deals. It was like one of those things where we kind of immediately realized,
like we thought they would be a little bit more tired out and might be just like chill.
They didn't work like that at all.
Uh, got back home.
We have a botchy ball court, uh, next to our house played botchy
babies, first botchy frat.
So fun.
Yeah.
It's basically just shuffleboard, but with balls.
Remember the botchy ball set we had at the frat house.
Yeah.
It got really dangerous because we started just throwing him over the
house and there had to be balls. I could, Like it's very heavy. They kill somebody for sure. But
we didn't, we didn't, we didn't do that. I was like, Hey, don't please don't throw the
botchy balls over the home. Uh, so we did a little botchy Saturday, uh, did something
I didn't think would actually happen. Brought my golf clubs. We made a tee time. There's
a golf course, a nine hole course there.
Brought my oldest out for the first time
onto a golf course, onto a driving range.
I posted a couple of pics at DC Rough.
He's never really hit a ball with a golf club before.
So I was just like, let's see what happens.
And I let him take some swings on the range.
And then he just rode with me in the cart.
Um, didn't let him tee off, but once we got in the fairway, I was teeing up balls for him and just letting him hit.
Did he loved it?
He loved it.
He thought it was so cool.
He wants a putter.
I don't have a putter for him.
I'll have his little sawed off seven iron.
My dad got him.
Uh, but it was a blast.
Dude, I can give you parks as clubs because he has no interest whatsoever.
The little kid clubs, man.
Really?
Oh my God.
The actual like, are they Fisher price or like,
no, they're real clubs.
It's, it's like, uh, it's like a five club set.
I want to get them a putter.
I want them to learn how to putt cause I want to start there and then just work back.
Yeah.
He's got a putter, a wedge, a mid iron, and then a driver.
Okay.
Yeah, that would be sick.
Uh, dude, he had a blast. and then a driver. Okay. Yeah, that would be sick. Uh, dude, he had a blast.
He had a blast.
Um, it's like very, uh, resorty vacationy nine hole course.
I mean, it's, it's a nice course, but the greens were a little slow.
Uh, there's a par three and a group of, um, what I can describe is probably
like 22 year old, uh, kids from Ole Miss.
I know this because one of them was wearing like an upside down Oxford hat,
uh, pulled up on us, all shirt off. Kid just stopped. This is on the first tee. He stops right next to
my car and it's just me and Rhodes. And I was like, what are these dudes about to do?
He just gave me the drunken eyes and he goes, did you not get the memo?
I was like, dude, I don't think I did. He goes, we're going tops off.
We're going tops off today.
I was like, oh, fuck the boys, you're going tops off?
I was like, we gotta pop tops.
And then like they, we all started laughing.
That was fun.
I was like, cool.
Rhodes just rips his shit off.
Dude, I was like, am I about to get,
are we about to be the next viral video?
A 41 year old dad gets his shit kicked in.
You thought you were about to get frass stomped?
The way this dude looked, he had like been drinking all day,
dead eyes. And I was like, is this dude really about to like,
I didn't know where it was going, but he was pretty chill.
He was chill. He was chill. Upside down Oxford hat aside.
I love that.
Um, just a blast.
Good man.
Great trip. Great trip all around.
Drive home yesterday, that stretch between San Antonio and Austin's not great.
Don't recommend doing it.
There's really no way around it.
It drives not fun.
It's not fun.
Not at all.
It's not fun coming back,
especially on and off again rain,
but all in all, good time.
Highly recommend it.
Shout out Port A.
There were some people asking,
were there the shitty teens, the Port A teens?
Did you see any of them?
Dude, the only teen we had, okay, so the only teen I talked to was like the cool teens, like
mullet, super tan, clearly go to the beach every weekend because they probably live in
Corpus or live in one of those towns nearby, just coast kids.
And they were so cool.
And like they were like, they were showing Rhodes like how to like cut bait and how to
like, I don't know, how they were like, they were showing roads like how to like cut bait and how to like, I don't know how they were fishing and stuff.
Cause they, these guys weren't, these guys were just going out to like the second sandbar
and just fishing.
There was nobody doing like any, like what you said.
You didn't see the lights on the wheels, like I was talking about?
No, no, it was, these guys were all cool.
Everybody down there is pretty, pretty, it's a lot of kids from Texas A&M Corpus Christi
who worked down there.
So everybody's really nice.
And everybody's clearly just went to college
where they can just go to the beach.
Okay.
Which you got to respect.
So was that from the chat?
Was that a live chat question?
That was a question earlier in the chat.
And I did want to make sure that I wanted to give the chat
there an answer to what they're asking about.
Shout out to the chat, man.
Good for you monitoring the chat.
Way to go, Randy. You're doing a good job over there, man. Yeah, some were talking shit to me, but hey,. Shout out to the chat, man. Shout out to the chat. Good for you monitoring the chat. Way to go, Randy.
You're doing a good job over there, man.
Yeah, some were talking shit to me,
but hey, it's okay.
I love you, chat.
You wanna jump right into Gilmore?
Let's do Gilmore.
We watched Happy Gilmore 2.
Happy Gilmore 2.
Initial thoughts.
Everybody here had seen, this is a stupid question,
but we all saw Happy Gilmore 1.
Oh yes.
Did you do a rewatch recently or did you?
Don't need to.
Didn't think so. It turns out you really Don't need to. Didn't think so.
It turns out you really don't need to
if you watch a sequel.
Yeah.
Cause I will tell you that.
It's one of the same jokes, like the exact same jokes.
And then they do a flashback to like the original joke
from the original movie.
I overall have a very positive thought about this movie.
I laughed out loud multiple times.
A lot of it was nostalgia.
Remember Barry laughs like, that's cool.
I'm just kind of happy.
No pun intended.
Like this is, I had fun watching it
and I watched it by myself,
but Alyssa came in and sat down and she was like,
oh, she was like watching some of the cameos,
Travis Kelsey, all that.
But my only issue, my biggest issue was the flashbacks.
Because I think it just shows how dumb we are as a society now.
They were spoon feeding us the jokes. I don't even mind them running the jokes
back. It's the fact that they had to flash back. Yes. That's what I mean by like spoon feeding it
to us. Because it's like, here's a joke that, oh, I remember that joke from the first movie,
but that wasn't enough. They had to do a flashback to the original joke
after they made it in the new movie.
Like when Hal says, you're in my world now,
and then like flashback to like what he says.
Everything, everything.
Zala Taurus, the caddy, like all that stuff.
I enjoyed that, that they made,
I know that was a joke on the internet,
but making Zala Taurus, the caddy was kind of a fun thing.
It was great.
But the fact that we have to dumb it down so much
and we expect the least out of people.
I hate it.
That we have to just cut these in.
I hated that.
It was so annoying.
It was so annoying.
Maybe, you know, that movie,
I know every joke in the original.
My overall takeaway from the movie
is that it was a pretty horrible movie,
but it was a fun, horrible movie. It was a fun, it was a fun, horrible movie.
It was a fun watch.
I think I agree with Dylan here.
I probably only laughed out loud once
during the whole movie.
And that was when, when I think,
wasn't Rory got like a titty twister
and Bryson goes, no, those are my titties.
I'm like, it was just funny cause it was Bryson.
Okay. So the antagonist,
the guy who started the, the maxi golf league, the Maxi Golf League, I thought he was a terrible
character.
Dude, everybody hates him.
I thought that storyline was just so bad.
So bad.
I also found it interesting because I felt like it was supposed to be like poking fun
at Liv, but then like they had two of the live golfers
that was representing like TGL.
Yeah.
You had, um, because Brooks and uh, you had Bubba making a cameo.
I think they intentionally didn't give Brooks any lines because he was, he looked so uncomfortable
on camera.
There are some people who got no lines and sir Nick Faldo, uh, being one of them.
He got, maybe had one little one later on.
But it was so cameo heavy and all the cameos
were people that are just not actors.
And that was very clear throughout the movie.
And it's like, it's fun seeing like famous golfers
in the movie.
I assume they realized something that I think
most people have realized by now.
It's very hard to do a comedy sequel. Yeah, it's pretty much the same jokes. You just try to
run it back.
Think about okay, so like one exception is like Austin powers.
The second Austin powers was still pretty good. It was but
you could tell like the novelties wearing off with the
third one was awful, right? Everybody thinks that. But like
comedy, like you think like the hangover sequel,
that was awful. Like once like you run that and it's such an iconic movie,
like it's gonna be very hard to run that back.
So I feel like they realized it and they're just like,
let's just go all in on cameos.
We're not trying to win awards here to comedy,
let's just have fun.
I didn't think the,
I thought the cameos were like actually pretty interesting. Dude, the torn hip ligament thing.
We've all been there. You ever have a shoe shoved up your rectum?
So fucking stupid. Nick Swartzen.
Oh, the ligaments detached or whatever. So you can now drive the ball 450 yards.
More torque? I don't know, man.
Yeah. I think I'm with you on Dave that like like whenever it's a sequel to a comedy, all they do is try to make the same scenes
and same jokes, but like in a different setting and like every
single time you do a sequel of a comedy, it's like it just, it
just never really works out.
I was fine with it.
I think Austin Powers does a completely new movie for the
second one.
That's what makes it fun.
Rehashing the joke.
The way they did the old jokes was just so bad.
I thought so bad.
Okay.
But are you saying like cutting thought so bad. Okay.
But are you saying like cutting back?
Yes.
Okay. Yeah. That's awful.
But like them running the same jokes back
would have been fine.
Cause most people who are watching it,
I feel like saw the original
and those jokes are like very memorable.
Even if you only saw it a couple of times for some reason,
that you know, happy Gilmore lore.
Shooter did like the rhyming thing that, you know,
down by the bay. Shooter was awesome in that movie. He was good. Shooter did like the rhyming thing that, you know, down by the bay.
It was awesome in that movie.
He was good.
Shooter was great.
It was, it was actually, um, it was nice to see someone who knew how to act with like
a significant role because he's, he's an, he's an actual guy.
The tour guys was like a great scene.
I thought.
Yeah.
Uh, also a Huell from Breaking Bad.
Oh yeah.
Chubb's son. Oh yeah. But you know, that's Huell from Breaking Bad. Yeah. Also, uh, Huell from Breaking Bad. Oh yeah. Chubb's son.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
You know, that's Huell from Breaking Bad.
Yeah.
I thought he was great.
I thought he was, had some really good lines.
Uh, Scotty.
Great.
Yeah.
Could he use more facial hair, but this is probably filmed two and a half years
ago.
Zella Torres was okay.
I thought.
I thought Zella Torres was really good.
Brooks was awful.
Brooks was not great.
Bryson had limited, limited speaking lines. I thought more of Kawawa had good. Brooks was awful. Brooks was not great. Bryson had limited speaking lines.
I thought Morikawa had like the few lines he had, he nailed.
I thought Xander was kind of funny.
Those jokes were just, I know they were intentionally not funny,
but that scene was kind of cringe for me.
Oh, that's what she said.
They're all at the dinner. Yeah.
Honestly, Travis Kelce was easily the best.
Kelce was really good.
Best part of that scene.
Kelsey was good.
He kept encouraging Xander to say,
that was, I thought that was part, was funny.
That he's good in commercials.
How are you feeling about Bad Bunny?
He was good.
I thought he was fine.
I thought he was good.
He was one of the more, yeah,
welcome characters for me, I thought.
Overall thread, so did you think the,
the alcoholism stuff was interesting?
Like they kept going to it and it was like, damn dude.
I was like, his golf ball borderline, a little dark.
It was, especially like with, so John Daly also really good.
I thought in like his limited role, but it was interesting.
Like the alcoholism stuff with John Daly in there.
Yeah.
It's like, dude, John Daly.
John Daly is living in his garage for some reason.
He's just living there.
Get old John Daly, Steve Buscemi collab
that we didn't know.
We didn't know we needed.
I did think that everything being a flask
could have been funnier.
I think that was a less is more thing.
Where like everything he's holding
could be
Like drinking out of was like, okay, there's just they're doing it every single time
It's not as funny
But like if they would have randomly done it like one time later instead of every single time it would have been I think
More funny to me. Reggie Bush was one of the the maxi golfers. I did as Reggie Bush. Yeah, hey ball
I looked at the IMDB of this to look,
I didn't realize some people like that Jackass guy's son.
I didn't know that was Eminem.
How'd you not know that?
I guess I, cause I never really.
That one, that one.
Yeah. That one was making the rounds a couple of weeks ago.
It was, that was not.
I thought Eminem's wasn't great.
That was not a great scene.
That was not a great scene.
That was not a great scene.
I thought you could have done a little better.
Yeah, that was Reggie Bush. Okay. Haley Joel little better. Yeah, that was Reggie Bush.
Okay.
Haley Joel Osmond.
Yeah.
I thought he was good.
Yeah.
He's an actual actor.
It's just good seeing Haley Joel Osmond in there.
It's good seeing people who know how to act in a movie full of people who don't know how
to act.
What's Andy McDowell's daughter's name that was out there with, in the threesome, the first
time he gets back on the course?
Oh, with Eric Andre in the movie?esome, the first time he gets back on the course.
Oh, with Eric Andre and who we know.
Who's her dad?
Oh, she's cutie.
It's Annie McDowell's daughter.
I don't know who Annie McDowell is.
She probably knows.
I think she's in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
So she's a big actor.
I mean, those three are all big.
Chet probably knows, Chet's super horny.
The guy with glasses, he's part of the SNL,
like Destroy After reading or something.
And then Eric Andre's course big. So to me, it just felt like it was, who's gonna be the SNL like destroy after reading or something. And then Eric Andre's of course big.
So to me it just felt like it was
who's going to be the next cameo more than.
Dude, yeah.
And once I realized that,
which I kind of everybody's time out the cameos.
I didn't get to see it for a couple of days,
but I was fine with it.
Shut up, shut up, Paige Spirani.
Paige was good.
Your girl, Kelsey Plum.
Kelsey Plum.
Kelsey Plum. Also your girl, Nellie Korda. Oh yeah, she looked good. She always looks good. Your girl, Kelsey Plum. Kelsey Plum. Kelsey Plum.
Also your girl, Nellie Korda.
Oh yeah, she looked good.
She always looks good.
Shout out Nancy Lopez.
I think my biggest thing was that they just focus
on making as many cameos as possible
than making a funny movie, is the way that I look at it.
It's a very Happy Madison production's way
of going about making a movie.
I also was excited to see all the cameos of like the happy
Madison guys, like the guy that ran the psych ward was the guy
that did the Mr. Madison.
What you just said is most
Tim Herriley, Harold.
And then all the, all of his other friends,
his writing buddy for a long time.
Even Rob Schneider just popping in there.
It was all the side guy from water boy.
Exactly. My biggest gripe is I think just the antagonist character,
the manatee guy.
Frank Manatee sucked.
In that league, they agree to like,
whoever wins that five on five competition,
the other league, like the PGA tour's just gonna shut down.
Yeah, that's how it works.
You don't understand contracts clearly.
It was just really dumb.
It was.
Really dumb.
Yeah.
And that first hole on the Maxi golf course,
you hit it over trees.
It's like a 500 yard.
It's a long carry, dude.
What are we doing?
Well, you gotta hit a fork.
You could probably do that in golden tee.
Sure, yeah.
Boy, there was, yeah.
That last hole too with the green,
I thought that was a pretty good scene.
He tosses the club up and they just catch the same club.
I mean, that's kind of,
that wasn't going to change the filmmaking game,
but I thought it was, I don't know.
I went into it wanting to like it.
That's like the first Adam Sandler thing I've liked
in a long, long time, or at least had fun watching.
It was a fun watch.
I think my biggest problem with it overall
was that I probably would have been so lost in
that movie if I wasn't a part of this podcast and listen to you guys.
If I didn't know about like professional golf, I would not have known about like the Scotty
Shelfler jokes about him going to jail.
I wouldn't have known any of the golfers or anything.
So if you're not a fan of golf, you wouldn't have enjoyed this movie as much.
Where like Happy Gilmore, the first one, is just a good comedy for anyone.
Did you happen to see him at Living Spaces?
Scotty Shelfler?
I don't know if you'd actually, if he was there,
maybe sitting next to you at the ball.
Scotty Shelfler, he wasn't there.
I said they were calling you.
Just fucking blacked out buying shit.
Buying furniture you don't need.
Either way, but like yeah,
all those like cameos of the golf guys,
I would have no fucking clue about any of that.
If, you know, it wasn't for you guys.
Probably not gonna watch it again.
Yeah.
Fine.
I might watch it again.
Like I said, fun watch.
Would that have been more fun if we were kinda high?
I'd have some early bird and assists.
Anything a little bit more fun when you're kinda high?
No, no.
Have you ever watched Human centipede high?
I've never watched human centipede.
What?
I don't ever play it too.
Well, hey, next stream room, human centipede.
All right, we'll do it.
Now we're doing live.
I watched a movie in port A.
Did you?
Over the span of two nights, my wife and I.
Like, what's a movie?
She was in the chat earlier.
I don't know if she's still there.
Hi, Alyssa, if you're still in the chat.
Why don't you calm down there, buddy?
Okay.
We watched a movie.
Twisters.
Oh, Glenn Powell?
Glenn Powell.
And what's the, who's my gal?
Daisy.
I don't know her name.
Cool.
First awkward pause of the thing.
What'd you think?
Well, Dylan, I watched Twisters and
Daisy Edgar Jones is the name. She was delightful. That movie is a real pile of shit.
Okay. That is one movie where
it just didn't need to be made. So this is one that you went into not wanting to like it.
You just went in completely fresh.
I wanted to like it because I like Glenn Powell and Daisy Edgar Jones.
I like her so much that I just had to look her name up.
But I like, you know, I liked her.
Yeah, it's not a great movie.
I've got so many-
I watched it on the way to Amsterdam actually.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
He hit us with the actual, he was very Brooks Koepka.
He did. actually. Really? Yeah. Okay. He hit us with the actual, he was very Brooks Koepka. Did. I just got to say, there's some times where I looked over at Alyssa and I was like,
I think for real, okay, my favorite part of the movie is like, so I didn't realize Glenn Powell
started out as kind of a douchebag, not antagonist, but like, you know, rival to the star.
you know, rival to the star.
Kate was her name in the movie. You know, she's like the, she had the trauma story
where she got her friends killed chasing a storm
because she was chasing a grant or whatever.
And anyway, she goes, works in New York
and she goes back to Oklahoma,
links up with one of her old buddies on her chasing team. And then Glenn Powell's there and he's like the YouTube, he's like the Bryson
of storm chasing, right?
Faces everywhere is doing bits.
He's got the cowboy hat.
He's a douchebag, but he's hot and he's Glenn Powell and he's got charisma.
So they kind of like their rivals and then they finally like kind of
start hanging out and they're like,
let's go to a rodeo. So you're sitting there like, God, dude, this Glenn Powell guy, this character,
man, what a badass. He's the storm wrangler. This guy goes right inside of the tornadoes.
Oh, not only that, but you find out when they're at the rodeo. Yeah, he used to be a bull rider.
So it wasn't enough that he's like just this hot storm chaser.
Yeah, he used to dabble in bull riding. Hot bull riding storm chaser.
Like, okay. Like completely unnecessary. It doesn't have anything else to do with his character.
It's just like, yeah, like if you guys didn't think he was hot before, this guy wrote bulls.
He's got thrown off and he was like, no, I'm out.
Yeah. It doesn't hold up to the first twisters.
Um, I also, I, another part I really loved was Glen Palace truck.
So you're like, dude, how does this guy just, you know, it's not advised if
you're in the storm chasing community to just drive inside of the tornado.
Typically not ideal.
Um, how is he doing this?
Well, his truck has a giant drill bits on either side of it.
It just drills right into the ground, Randy,
and it holds you there. Yeah. Yeah.
Doesn't matter that they're just chasing all over people's property. They're going off-road into
people's cornfields and shit, and they're just drilling into the ground. That was phenomenal.
And then the main thing is, and this is a big spoiler, what's the whole point here?
Are they just trying to get data here
for like research purposes?
Like what's the end goal?
Not only are we trying to get data,
we're gonna stop the tornado dead in its tracks.
We're gonna launch some stuff up there,
some polymers, you're a big polymer guy.
Don't mess with mother nature, man.
She's gonna go out there
and she's gonna just launch it up there and it's just to suck all the life out of this tornado and stop it.
Right, right. Yeah. And this is like in a two-hour movie. I was like, this is unbelievable.
I don't know. I thought it was one of the more... Did I have fun watching it? No, not really.
Did I have fun watching it and like commenting to my wife who was probably actually trying to watch
it? Yeah, I did actually. I probably ruined the movie for her.
Yeah.
Me, I consider myself a little bit of a whether or not, but yeah, I did think it was a big heaping
pile of ass.
They fell in love at the end, Dave.
Kind of, yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
It wouldn't even have fit, but they're starting their journey together.
You can tell. They're going to try it out.
Yeah.
They're going to try it out. And you know this because when he goes to see her off at the airport, you know, typically parking in
front of an airport, they're very strict about it.
Right.
You can't do it.
Well, they were telling him to move his car
multiple times.
You know what he did?
He dropped the drill bits down.
He drilled in front of the airport.
Do you think that I'm pretty sure like that's
like a terrorist situation.
This guy's not allowed to fly over again.
And this guy's now a felon.
You assume there's a bomb in there.
Multiple times over. Yeah. You can't drill into the ground in front of the airport. You can't tell them though. That's like a terrorist situation. This guy's not allowed to fly over again. And this guy's now a felon.
You assume there's a bomb in there.
Multiple times over.
You can't drill into the ground in front of the airport.
You can't tell him though.
People don't like it when you fuck around
in front of the airport.
No. No.
Typically.
So that is my movie review.
Alyssa was in the chat.
So, you know, if Alyssa, this is a safe space,
if you want to go ahead and say that he did ruin the movie,
you know, we're fine with that.
You can say that.
Hey, speaking of chat, let's do a chat pop in.
Can you put them up on the screen, Randall?
Chat pop-in, yeah.
Let's do a chat pop-in.
You wanna do a chat pop-in?
Yeah, let's see what the people are all about.
You got any that stick out to you?
Someone said that Dave had a massive rare L-take.
I don't know.
I think that was in regards to this movie.
Twisters being like a giant pile of ass.
That's some dirty hog.
Dirty hog, I'm right, Hoss.
I didn't think it was as bad as Dave said,
but I didn't enjoy the movie.
Yeah, volume shooting polymers into a tornado is wild work.
Thank you, Katie.
I knew a polymers, great gal, says Andrew Gass.
Okay.
It's good.
Underrated, good for you.
What else?
I'm so glad we don't have to chat up all the time.
Maybe at some point, like Dylan and I will become
more chat aware as this becomes a more natural.
Bleach it, Dorn.
And that's been a, that is,
there's been a reassurgence, Randy.
A reassurgence, yeah.
Of people telling me to bleach it.
Maybe, maybe one day.
Oh yeah, the, the Bobon cameo. Oh yeah.
I love Bobon.
That was good.
He's so skinny.
Was that, do you think he was actually running naked?
I don't know.
He probably had like some, some little underwear on.
They just blurred it.
All right. Be honest.
If Bobon's running around naked, you want to see what that,
you want to see what's going on.
I'm curious. Sure. Right? Like in a respectful way. He's what that, you want to see what's going on. I'm curious, sure.
Right, like in a respectful way.
He's what, seven, six, five?
Yeah. Four.
You want to see what's going on down there.
Like you're not going to, you're not going to like
go out of your way to make him like feel objectified,
but you want to know.
JSTubbs here has a great comment.
I believe that you were taking L after L after L.
Some people enjoy that, some people hate it,
but I like it.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jace Stubbs.
I don't like it when you do it to me.
Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't have such L takes.
You don't even know what my L take was.
I don't know.
You've agreed with everything.
Someone also just said Ria time and I like that.
At least Dylan essentially has given us back the forums now.
Yeah, this is a forum.
Is Will in the chat?
I know Will's watching live out there in the bullpen.
He's ready to hop in and chop it up with us.
He was in there.
Will, if you're watching, can you tap in
so daddy can go tap out?
You gotta pee?
Yeah.
We're 49 minutes, we're supposed to be done.
Yeah.
Will, come tap in.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's KJ.
Sorry, KJ, I wasn't supposed to put your thing up,
but look at you.
KJ's in the chat.
Will was in the chat earlier.
They have it up on the big screen.
When you highlight the chat,
does it go up on the screen for everyone to see?
Okay, good stuff.
We're a walk out there after every show
and they just watched it live,
thinking that that was fine.
Here's a good question from Andy Cooper.
Is Dylan gonna take his shoes off on the live show?
TBD, of course I did that a few times
back in the old Grand Ex format,
where my feet were
in frame of the camera and I got some interesting fans from that. So we'll see.
But anyway, what's the thing where people can donate money?
Oh, okay. I don't know. I'll have to figure that out. Brett is in the chat and he said,
Will needs to pee first, then he's in. So.
Everyone just got to pee all the time. It's tinky time in Austin, Texas.
I'll be honest. I got in post-gym, it was chest day.
I did some light work.
I kind of nervous pounded some coffee, some cold brew.
So I did it to myself really.
I like to get locked in.
Yeah.
My little piece is not going to explode, Aaron.
Bring a porta potty into the studio.
Aaron, are you the guy from like the touching base days
that had the dairy farm or it was like a dairy farmer?
Am I remembering that right?
I hope the, I hope the people just listening at home actually liked us.
Like when we're just talking to the chat.
I think, I think they like, I think they do.
Dylan asked earlier how someone asked earlier how Dylan knows the couch is green.
I had someone there with me who wasn't colorblind to help me with the color of the couch.
So thank you.
Is that where she was?
She was with me. Yeah. Okay. At living spaces. the color of the couch. So thank you. Is that where she was? She was with me.
Yeah.
Okay.
At living spaces, Chelsea we're talking about shout out, Chelsea.
She said she was going to tune in.
I don't know if she's in the chat or not.
Probably not.
I think she's a little nervous to hop in the chat.
Okay.
Dave, Dave step out, dude.
Hang on.
All right.
He, he, Aaron said he is.
Dude, Aaron, what's up, man?
You, I remember Aaron got really mad at me or somebody did when I started
drinking almond milk for like two weeks and the grand next days.
It's a bad, it's a bad bit.
I'm back on dairy.
I'm also back in on baked potatoes.
There he is.
Wow.
Will, Will's here, folks.
Shout out to our dog, Will.
You want to just sit where Dave was sitting?
Okay.
He wants his own seat, dude.
I'm not fucking sitting where Dave's sitting. Figure it out, Randy. You think I'm just going to go sit where Dave was sitting? No. OK. He wants his own seat, dude. I'm looking for Dave.
So figure it out, Randy.
I think I'm just going to go just go away.
You don't have to move the camera. Go.
He's outside the wide frame.
I'll get inside it.
Yeah, you will. Oh, my goodness.
Well, will the freeze everybody?
Will the freeze?
I do look hella sunkissed. Thank you.
What's up, big dog?
Just trying to get the mic situated.
Probably should have done this before.
Yeah, we probably could have set you up better for a smooth.
The mic stand that doesn't work very well.
No, that one works. That works.
The other one, that one. That's that one over there.
Hi, welcome.
Welcome to the first ever Circling Back live show.
It's not like the first ever. Like it's the first ever of the new iteration.
Right. How do you, how do you feel about it?
Good. Yeah. The stew's kind of sick, isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah. I think we need to make some, some change, some tasteful changes. Brett and I were
talking that I think we need to make it look like somebody vomited pictures on the wall.
No, I totally agree.
Like we got to duck it out.
Behind, behind my head, there's a space that's bothering me.
We've gotta fix it.
Yeah, and like,
do we hang that hook too high?
We gotta lower the hook?
No, why?
I think it's great.
Because I don't think you can see the shirt very well
in the wide shot.
Yeah, I mean, you could see it in the wide shot
once we have more people.
I think it's all. We need like a dope ass hockey jersey there.
So right now you could.
Oh, God, we're an arch manning jersey.
We're not again. Camera went out.
We're an arch manning jersey.
That's fine. I don't care if it's an arch manning jersey.
Dave's back, y'all.
The Pawnshare shirt.
Yeah, we went over that.
Yeah, we know it's. Yeah, we know.
It's a sponsor.
We know it.
You didn't see Happy Gilmore 2 yet.
No.
So I was sick all weekend.
If you heard Retail Therapy yesterday that we recorded on Friday, you can hear the beginning
stages.
My wife actually was very excited to watch Happy Gilmore 2, but because she was taking
the brunt of the parenting while I was in bed, uh, she did not have an opportunity for us to start
it. You do, you do sound a little nasally. Yeah. Uh, and so, uh, I just hammered the
bear all weekend, the show hammering the bear, like you were home sick in high
school. We had a really good radio station called the bear.
98.5.
Back in Northern Michigan.
Dude, well, I'm sorry, man.
You're kind of doing this like groan thing after you talk.
I know.
I just stay taking L's, dude.
I can't wait.
You're not doing L after L after L.
I'm not frat.
I've podcasted with Will, we all have, like for a long time.
I bought a Tahoe just so you guys would think I'd be a little more frat and then I get exposed
like that.
It's tough.
It's been said numerous times that Will's the frattiest member of wash media.
My J-Bone?
My only J-Bone.
Is that J-Bone's take?
Yeah, he was on IFC so he should know about it.
That makes him not frat though.
If you're in a fraternity and you're on IFC, that just means that you lack the intangibles.
It gives narc.
J-Bow was on IFC?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Apparently Tony P was too of DC fame.
That makes sense.
And that does make sense.
Apparently he really wanted to scale back
to partying wherever he was.
Let's get some new pictures, man.
Then when you look sun kissed on the screen out there.
I know, I've seen a shot of it.
You know what?
I kind of thought you'd come back a little more bronze.
I was, I was super.
Responsible.
Yeah.
Good.
I was.
Yeah.
Good.
Honestly.
Um, so I sprinted into the ocean at DC rough and, uh, dude, I, I, I don't sprint
often, you didn't flail, but I was, I was, I was a little sore.
I haven't seen this. You didn't see my sprint I was, I was, I was a little sore. I haven't seen this.
You didn't see my sprint? No. Do you not watch stories, dude? Like it was reposted on circling
back, bro. It's probably expired by now. Well, I guess I'll send it to Randy to post and the
people can be the judge of, of, uh, my sprint versus yours. So how do you guys think this is
going? I think it's going well. Joke for three.
You might be watching.
It's been fun.
It feels I've got to.
There's a palpable energy.
The vibes are high.
It is pretty.
I'll get on the couch together, too.
It's a love seat.
So of course we do.
Yeah.
While you're here, you want to do a Squarespace read?
Yeah.
You kind of like the goat.
Yeah, can I do one?
I don't have the exact copy in front of me.
So if you want, if you want to do the required,
dude, how small is the, you think I can read that?
Dylan, you have the smallest font ever.
I got a good eyesight.
That's a testament to Dylan's eyes.
I mean, this kind of feels like a roundtable discussion, but we're
not here to talk about that.
We're here to talk about Squarespace.
It's the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and
succeed online, whether you're just starting out or scaling your business.
Squarespace gives you everything you need to claim your domain, showcase
your offerings with a professional website, grow your brand and get paid all in one place.
So when I first started Sunday Scaries 13 years ago, I started on like a non-blogging platform.
Okay.
I was like, all right. And I tweeted something out to somebody when they were saying
something about Sunday Scaries on Twitter. And they said to me, you don't have an actual website,
you're just on this platform. It kind of caught me. I was like, you're kind of right, dude. So I was
like, I got to get a dope looking website. Like I need this thing to be aesthetically polished. I
need to be able to get orders from this thing. I need to be able to blog easily. I need to be able to easily create pages. I went straight
to Squarespace. I haven't gotten off of it since. Recently redesigned the site. Damn. Looks great.
Very easy. Dylan and I are template boys. Dude, once you get yourself a template,
Hoss, it all just falls into place from there. You can do pretty much anything. They don't even
just have templates.
Like if you are totally like not good at this stuff,
they just have pages that you can create
that are like preset out for you.
So it's like, oh, you want to create a slideshow here.
Here's a bunch of different slideshow formats
that you can do and all you have to do
is type in your little info.
Some of the dumbest people I know use Squarespace
and have beautiful looking websites that they run their business through. Is that person from the man. Some of the dumbest people I know use Squarespace and have beautiful looking websites that they
run their business through.
Is that person in the room right now?
Like I said, some of the dumbest people I know know how to do this and they thrive on
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You guys want to shrink the game We're not going to ask randy. We're not going to ask that of randy, but we do want to shrink the game
Can you find the button randy?
Oh the shrink the game button Uh, I could you know what I certainly can
I can at least try as long as it's fully
Labeled on here shrink
Just shrink the fucking game randy
um
Oh, yeah, we're doing it live, folks. Yes.
Shrink the game.
So.
I'm assuming this was getting hot in the burner verse. Oh, Randy's getting slacked by you.
I'm assuming this is getting some in the burner verse. Oh, Randy's getting slacked. That was me. It was hit by you. I'm assuming this was getting some action
in the burner verse, but we have a list of Rushies
or we have some people who are submitting
to be Rushies at Bama.
Tuscaloosa Dylan.
And one guy is really turning some heads.
E-Dog.
You talking about E-Dog?
I'm talking about E-Dog. I'm talking about E-Dog.
I'm pretty out of the burner-verse at this point.
Like I don't see much, but I have my shooters out there who will send me stuff,
quote tweet stuff that needs to be seen.
I don't know how real this is or if this is a modified.
I can't, I have no signs of seeing if this is a modified or edited screenshot.
I don't want to live in a world where this is fake.
I want this to be real so bad.
This guy's gold chain is so much better than yours, Dylan.
Oh, I forgot the word.
I'm like fucking gold chain.
How do you take it off?
Well, real ones, dude.
I take it off to shower because it's not real.
D1 bag rippers don't take their chain off.
What's good, T-Town?
Name's Ethan.
My boys call me E-Dog, and the birds call me E.
I'm coming into Tuscaloosa hot this fall,
and I'm ready to scorch the place up for real.
My interests include chillin' hard,
kickbacks with the boys, pre-game aux,
a VG cowboy hats, and Sun Cruisers.
What are Sun Cruisers?
They're like, they're pretty much like twisted tees.
Now they're a new brand of hard tees.
I'm an athlete at heart.
So if you want to play me in beer, dye bags or pong,
be prepared to leave crying and without your bird.
If you don't fuck with John Summon,
I don't know who John Summon is.
He's a DJ dude.
In disco lines, then we cannot and will not be boys.
He's a mad popular DJ.
I'm looking to rush, but I'm already a Pike legacy.
My dad and his boys created the handshake in parentheses.
I don't think that's true.
If you think you're top house, you're probably not.
DM me and I might get back to you.
Basically, if you're not an A1 chiller
and a D1 bag shredder, don't bother contacting me
or trying to talk to me when you see me
ripping it up on campus.
This has to be fake.
I mean. Dude, he's a D1 bag.
Even if it is fake, you will not be able to take
a one chiller or D1 bag ripper out of my lexicon
for the next 365 days.
That's one that's gonna stick around.
Is he wearing a Cox polo?
Yes, he's got his chain off
because he's a D1 bag ripper, dude.
That's okay.
He doesn't take the chain off.
There has to be a photo out there
where Dylan looks like this in the photo. Oh yeah. This looks like the high school photo that you
used to have as your avvy. Yeah. This kind of looks like that. I love that picture. Yeah. This
looks, this looks like 2004 Dylan. I was confused on the term D1 bag ripper or shredder. Is it
shredder ripping and shredding? D1 bag shredder.
I thought maybe he was tossing bags at cornhole,
but they explained to me it's about cocaine.
But I kind of forgot that earlier in his bio,
he talks about playing bags.
I think it might be bags.
And so now I'm like, now I'm questioning.
No one, no one, no one claim like puts it out there
to the public that they do cocaine so freely like this. Right? It's like, it out there to the public that they, they do cocaine so freely
like this, right?
It's like a, it doesn't matter.
Maybe maybe talking about playing bags is their way of saying tacitly it's code that
they're willing to do drugs.
This is the most punchable face a guy can make.
So like you, like you're at the bars like, Oh dude, we're doing a late night over at
a Tomlinson's.
It's like, yeah, we're just, we're gonna be tossing bags over there.
Like the dog store.
Oh, we're going to buy some high priced pet gear.
It's like, Oh yeah, we're playing, we're playing cornhole.
Cornhole can be something else too.
Dawn.
Someone said, Bert, is he British?
And then the guy who tweeted this originally said, nah, he's just
Ferdda and can send it better than anyone. Ferdda boys. Is that what it means? Ferda? Ferda boys.
God, the game has passed us by so hard. I mean, I knew what it meant. Did you? What if I show up to
our golf tournament in a week and a half's time and I like meet the guys that I haven't met before
and I'm just like, dude, you're like an A1 chiller, dude. It's good to see you. There's some A1 chillers there. I believe it. I know some of
the A1 chillers that are going to be there. Sneaky, sneaky, Blaine's an A1 chiller. Oh, Blaine's an A1
chiller, dude. He might be a Heinz 57 chiller. This guy's got to watch out for him. He's got to
come with it. This podcast's gone too bro-y. That's fine. We lost somebody on Patreon and their exit survey said,
a little bro-y now.
Frat humor always plays. I'm sorry. Well, I mean,
when you have the king of frat in the room,
you can't not talk about these things. It's like, it's too on-brand.
This company wouldn't exist if it weren't for you guys being in fraternity
with the people that started a company called Total frat move and then fired everybody. Yeah.
It's a good way of putting it. We built the foundation out of frat humor.
Do you ever talk about how you and Ross like honestly like kind of butted heads over who was
frattier? It was icy in the office for all of 2016. He was originally called the king of frat.
But then you were like kind of campaigning.
No, I don't.
Be like, can you all start calling me that?
I let him have it.
Didn't you write like a TFM book
and they just chose the one that was better?
We just took a long time to type out.
It took six years to write that book.
You actually handled yours.
Yeah, thanks.
We're gonna go with this guy's though.
Dylan's out here playing the Game of Thrones
of who's fratter.
You were kind of the little finger
or big finger of the frat world.
You think so?
Yeah.
What was I?
Who was the guy that like never went to battle?
You could have been Tyrion.
I was the guy.
You did go to battle a couple of times.
What's the bald headed guy with the Varus?
Yeah.
He was a eunuch though.
Yeah.
Well that's more like Dave cause Dave doesn't use any balls.
Yeah, shout out, he's bald. I get it. Yeah. Well, that's more like Dave cuz they know yeah, he's bald I get it
Thanks for a waiter double joke. I
Have a we shout out a dog
Cool if you watch Game of Thrones over the weekend while you're home sick
They're good in I mean you could have watched like half of the first season
The vibe that I had towards the bear season four when I walked in for retail therapy on Friday
And it had only seen two episodes,
I've completely switched that vibe up now.
Anyone talking trash on season four
is a non-ball-nower in my opinion.
I very much enjoyed it.
Yeah, I finished it and I know you have
a couple episodes left.
I'm hoping to finish tonight.
Okay, yeah, you will.
I thought it was a perfectly good way to end the season
and I think as a season as a whole, it was delightful.
Do you think this guy could be on Love Island season four USA?
This dude, this dude is in the villa.
If this is a real character, we need to see, he needs to see,
he needs to be on screen.
No, I'm sorry. This guy's cost some more.
Yeah. So that's, I was going to mention that. Like he could just be a, he could be a bombshell.
Yeah. Did you like John Daly watching Love Island on Happy Come
What You Do? That was a good little bit. Yeah.
I said no spoilers, dude.
John Daly is a big highlight of that movie in his cameo, in his guest supporting role.
Recurring cameo. Recurring cameo.
What do we need to put in the studio? Pictures.
I'm glad you came on because we really don't even like our first time doing a live show
on YouTube like for certain black.
We don't need to do the last segment.
We can't even we can't play it.
The Yankee game one.
Oh, Daddy Yankee.
Oh, the Philly one.
It was at Yankee Stadium and the guy was a Philly fan.
Philly fan.
All right.
Yeah, I had some according to big content Guy, he was resetting her router.
What does that mean?
Absolutely resetting her router.
Yeah, I originally thought that it was machine driven.
Oh, it's hard to see the guy's,
where his hand is, right?
It's so much more egregious that he was just leaned over.
Did you see the extended cover?
He licked his finger at the end.
Okay. I've not seen this.
Yeah.
We don't put it up.
We can't play it.
I'm assuming it was some heavy petting sexual stuff.
He was just fingering this chick.
Oh, it looks like she was being exercised.
In broad daylight out of Yankees game.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
I was wondering like, I don't know why I thought of this,
but I was like, man, if I was there with like my, my kid, would I rather like this be going on or like
a, a viral fight? Yeah. Like what, what's, you know what I mean? It's easier to shield
your kid from this because it's, it's much more subtle than a fight. If it's, if it fights
going down, like I'm not going to get in the middle of that and stop it most likely. If this is going down, like I might be throwing some cracker jacks at them.
Like if you're like, Hey dude, chill out. Hey, Hey, chill out. Yeah. That's one. That's one.
I think you're entitled to be a narc and be like, dude, what are y'all, what are y'all doing? That's
not just booze, right? You can't be knocking and bucking in Yankee Stadium.
Nah.
Never told you.
I saw a very similar situation when I was in Vegas at the Johnny Rockets and the Flamingo.
I don't like how you're so spread eagle right now.
You're really doing some man spreading in your desk right now Randy.
Skin tight.
Printing the boys over here.
Are those chubbies bro?
These are, these are my cackinators.
My cockinators Dylan.
Don't fucking say that.
They're sponsors, you can't say that. God. Good grief man. Just forcing it. These are these are my cackinators like cockinators Dylan
But yeah, you guys used to not be able to see my legs because I had the TV right in front of that Maybe I'll maybe I'll put something there
So you don't have to see my legs
Anyways, some guy was fingering a chick at the Johnny Rockets in the flamingo when I was in Vegas
And I'd looked over and also go the burger place. Yeah, I saw this I
Saw this dude in Vegas once who was just, I thought it was inappropriate.
He was just getting like massages the entire time of the sports book.
And then I realized it was just Dylan paying for him one after another.
Stop.
What dude?
Stop.
There's nothing wrong with that.
You want to be relaxed when you go hit the tables.
I'm always, I'm always weirded out by the guys who pay for that, like the poker rooms.
Dude, I saw a guy go over an hour just going back to back to back.
Ten minute massages.
Dude, that guy's an A1 chiller.
I was I was a one chilling with another A1 chiller, John Hickey.
There you go. It's a second.
He and I were just looking like, what the hell is this guy doing?
Like, you can't do this for this long of a period during March madness.
No, that guy must have just been real.
He had some serious money on the line, probably hundreds of dollars,
hundreds on one of the games.
Yeah, I think.
I think the would the make be rolling in his his grave?
No, this is going down.
Yeah, but the shit went on back then, too.
Wasn't he getting who was the one that was Looney Tunes under the stadium?
Yeah. Who was the one with Marilyn Monroe?
Joe DiMaggio, Joe DiMaggio.
Where have you got Joe DiMaggio?
Passed away famously.
Yeah, he go.
Is that what the line's about?
I think it's what is it about?
I don't know. 56 game hitting streak.
I think it might be more of like a
where have the traditions gone, you know?
Yeah. Like Joe DiMaggio was a
Good old days syndrome.
Yeah.
Like where are you Joe?
DiMaggio is an all time baseball name.
It's a great name.
I watched the entirety of last night's
Sunday night baseball game.
Tigers?
Mets, Giants. Wow. We'll just night's Sunday night baseball game. Tigers? Mets, Giants.
Wow.
We'll just watch it Sunday night baseball.
That's how you know your boy's sick and bored.
They have Mr. Met in the booth.
I think I saw that going around.
Dude, how about that rookie on the Hayes?
He called the home run a foul ball.
Nick Kurtz.
Yeah, how about him?
Six for six, four bombs.
Against the Strohs, Rangers only four games Rangers only four game four games background into 22 years old
This side that I sat there wishing it was Rooker the entire time and not him that guy
You know what Rooker just basically like open it up for them. They didn't want to pitch to Rook
I don't even know where he is in the lineup, but they're just like throwing this guy everything is like we got real coming up
Yeah, was he was he batting in front of him? He really freed it up for him.
No, yeah, that was cool.
Four home runs.
You've never done that shit, Dylan.
You're right.
Never will.
I do have this video.
Do you wanna show you guys running in the ocean?
Yeah, let's see it, bud.
All right, let's-
Randy's downloading videos live.
I'm gonna just put this out there.
My groin muscles are not equipped for them.
You have knife hands on this.
That means you went all out.
That means you went all out.
So I appreciate the effort.
Good.
That's a little loud.
That's not me.
For the people of New Year, that's my son.
Okay.
Yeah, Dave, you look tiny with your shirt on.
All right, here we go.
Hair's popping though.
God, he's got good flow.
He's got great flow.
Yes. No flailing, though. God, he's got good flow. He's got great flow.
Yes, no flailing in sight. Yes. Watch this.
This dude's football just happened to flow to me and I get a little
it stops right when I'm about to toss it.
I was wondering if you briefed anyone there.
You're supposed to run until you fall.
I saw that guy's football and that's not it.
You're not a real chopper.
OK.
Well, Dylan will just be jogging around town
with these T-Rex hands.
You're not a real stepper, dude.
I like, I just, I like to, I like to dead sprint
into the ocean.
It's kind of a bit I do.
It's kind of a bit now I've brought my son into it.
So it's like basically our bit.
I like it.
That's a good, you like it.
Yeah, you should keep doing it.
Oh, I didn't see the video.
Dude, I was gonna, I was gonna do it in the Cape,
but the water was so cold and then,
plus there were great whites everywhere.
So I would do it.
I went to San Francisco this weekend,
but it's a high of 61.
Oh.
No, no complaints there, brother.
No complaints there, brother.
You're right.
That sounds so sick.
What are you guys gonna do this weekend in fun now?
That's a question I have.
It's a boon. Thursdays, I assume.
Maybe Thursday.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Yeah, don't make that one guy who used to hate have. Thursdays, I assume. Maybe Thursday. Yeah, that makes more sense.
Yeah, it'll make that one guy who used to hate it on touching base happy.
He was like, they do this on Wednesday.
It's just kind of, maybe it was on this show.
It was kind of disrespectful.
Some of us have to work like, okay.
If he's still around, he will appreciate that we're moving it to Thursdays now.
Yeah, it's okay.
It'll be less offensive to those who work Friday.
I get Thursday, I don't know.
We work too.
As someone who's been working on Fridays lately,
especially like doing retail therapy and stuff like that.
I'm kind of shocked by how many people get summer Fridays.
Yeah.
That's something ever off.
Like at Grand Ex, if we wanted to leave right after lunch,
we could go leave and work from home, but you and I weren't putting out any content after
lunch on a Friday.
No, internet's dead.
Internet's dead, dude.
Like that was a, if your column got put out at 2 PM on a Friday,
it was a throwaway.
That meant that it either sucked or we felt like we needed to just publish
something because we hadn't published enough.
Don't worry though.
The morning tea boost was carrying the site anyway.
64 people would read it.
It was just a total waste.
That I, yeah.
Remarketing it a couple of days later.
It was like, yeah, no, this, this, this just went to the abyss.
We used to AB test.
There was a time there were AB testing.
Yeah, we were.
It's good.
Has this gone viral?
Man, good 45 minute show.
Just like we drew up.
We, we, we, we doubled the time we were supposed to.
Why was it supposed to be 45 minutes?
We're trying to stick to 45 minutes.
Just cause it's going to be four days.
Can I throw shit at the wall?
Throw it out there.
I don't think that's a good decoration for the wall.
I'm not going to catch it.
Yeah. Maybe some plants, but not shit.
You go like that though.
How did we feel about the 10 30 start today?
I felt great about it.
Okay.
How did Randy feel about that 10 30 start today? I felt great about it. Okay. How did Randy feel about that 10 30 start?
Part of me wondered if 11 makes more sense versus 10 30
based on how the morning goes.
But I'm just, I just, I don't know.
I'm not saying that's like 11 is the move.
I just wasn't sure if it was rushed this morning,
if there's enough time for everything.
I think 11 would be nice too.
Just to make sure Dave has enough time to do his tinky breaks.
But I also-
Why are you making this about me?
That's mean.
Why are you making this about me?
You get an extra monitor and get real cocky.
I'm fine with 11 if we wanted to switch to 11,
but we'll see.
We'll see.
I just didn't know.
Because sometimes we aim to sit down at my 10.30
and then we don't start recording till 10.55.
I like the live aspect because it's like 10.30
is a hard start, right?
Obviously.
So it feels like there's a little bit more urgency. Once 10 o'clock rolls around, it's like, 30 is a, it's a hard start. Right. Obviously. So it's like, it feels like there's a little bit more urgency once, once 10
o'clock rolls around, it's like, and you got to do the work at night.
You got to find some stuff for the rundown.
Dear chat, uh, comment if you want, uh, 11, if you prefer 11 o'clock.
See how they feel about it.
First episode.
We'll see how they feel about it.
Well, one guy did a post on the Reddit.
He's like, you know what?
Petition and just move this thing up an hour.
Let's move it up for him.
Move it up to nine for that guy.
No, what did he want?
I think 11.
I think it was a bit.
I think he was doing a bit.
I think someone was like, how dare they
without consulting and then whoever his username was
is pretty good.
Maybe 11.
What if I'm gonna try to sneak out and play nine
like at launch just kind of interferes
you know.
Do we always do that?
We always do.
Sneaking out doing dope shit.
It's literally never happened since you've been here.
No, Will and I are going to do it this week.
No, yeah, we do need to go to Butler Pitch and putt and get my short game going.
I'm worried about my game.
Putting Will, maybe he's back.
Okay.
I'm worried about my chipping up the putting.
I'm telling you guys, the chat right now is 11.
Excuse me, more people are in for 11 for 1030.
There's a big 1030 guy right there.
Shout out Hunter.
What if I'm hungry?
I'm seeing both, bro.
Yeah.
I'm seeing both, dude.
Boy has daily meetings at 1030.
So for a patete.
Okay, since this person is here.
You know what?
Yeah, you know what?
Since this person is here. Yeah, all right, all right. I feel bad. I feel bad he's missing the beginning
for his daily meetings. We got to switch it up.
Yeah. I mean, East Coast, it's 1130 on the East Coast. You got to, that's,
you know, 11 o'clock would be prime lunchtime for those people. So.
I call it the beast coast.
I think that 1030 is good.
Will, did you hear the big news? Next week is teacher week.
Teachers deserve it. We want to hear is teacher week. Teachers deserve it.
We want to hear from our teachers.
We want to hear from the teachers.
We want to hear from people who've got good
teacher stories and more importantly, we want to,
we want to clear the lists.
Well, we were talking about this last week.
Oh yeah.
Send your lists in.
We'll do our best to clear them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
That's a great Dakota.
Put up a poll.
Maybe we should put up a poll.
It's a hog reveal.
We'll see.
Show it to them. Put up your poll, dude. I'm not doing, I'm not putting my poll up. Put up a poll.
Put up your poll, dude.
I'm not doing, I'm not putting my poll up. Put up your poll.
Not the first episode.
I get it.
Smart.
Oh man.
Did you go cowboy hats spur of the moment or were you, did you like.
I just wanted to set a set of tone.
I thought, I thought about it last week.
It's like, yeah, I'm going to do the cowboy half of the first one just to mix it up.
Get people excited.
You know, I'm going to do the Kangol tomorrow.
Do it.
Do it. I was rocking a bucket over 4th of July. It's a vibe. Honestly, it feels great around the water.
Yeah. It's kind of a one chiller move. Yeah. Pretty cherry pre-show 10 30 curtains up at 11.
We could give the aux to us. The pre-show dog. You just play, we just play music for the pregame.
KJ just gets in here and mixes it up.
He's jam out.
Yeah. Oh, Hey, can I ask a question when we do?
So we're going to KJ is going to be a part of it.
Like we're going to bring people in, like even if they're remote,
he'll be on this monitor.
We don't have like no one.
Okay.
This will be, this will be more relaxed to have guests in for sure.
Even though my posture is suffering, I'm going gonna bring my lumbar support in tomorrow.
These chairs need more lumbar.
Yeah, I got something for you.
Okay.
Yeah, we need something.
We could add some more throw pillows.
I think we might need to get like,
each of us brings in a blanket,
we can drape over the back of the chair.
Dylan, one for his forearms.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I get chilly.
What are you looking at, bitch? Nothing. I'm putting in get chilly. You look in that bitch.
Nothing. I'm putting in my tiny ass arms and your gray shirt.
My arms look so much bigger than yours.
They do, especially on camera, too.
Oh, my God. Will's look so much bigger than yours. OK.
I'm pushing my official vote in for 11 o'clock is the producer vote.
So your vote doesn't mean much.
I kind of think it's a 30 because I don't want to do 30 now.
Yeah, it's in 30 sounds right. There's a lot sounds right. Okay. Can we do like a week of 10 30
and then assess? Yeah, we'll do the rest of the week 10 30 since we've been saying 10 30. But yeah,
it's 10 30. It's staying at 10 30. I saw one dude say 10 30 hit and I felt that. You know what?
We'll have a Patreon tier. It's a $10,000 tier. And that tier gets to decide what time we record. Yep. I like it. It's called the
God tier.
What are we getting Casey Smith back on?
We need feminine energy.
Can I get, can I get on the next one that she's on? Yeah. She
hasn't followed me back on Twitter.
You want to call her out?
No, I don't want to call her out. I want to just get on the
radar and be like, Hey, I'm cool too. Hey man, I'm cool too. Well, I thought that might be how it works, but.
Oh, let's call her out. She follows your boy.
Follows Dylan. Yeah, let's get her back on.
Wonder what that's about. I don't know. She's a nice young lady.
The backers seem to really like her. She's great.
I think we need to have a whiteboard behind Randy like
Woody Page. 1030 for the international listeners. Yoko says, Oh, what's up, Yoko?
It's straight up 830 on the west coast. I'm assuming that's one of the two backers that
hung out with in Japan. Waking back. Yeah, that is early. 830 is early for those folks.
That is early. 830 is early for those folks.
Find a way.
11. We'll think about it.
We need something on this, don't we? Like a plant or maybe an agave. Oh, can I work out an idea? Yeah, the coffee table needs something on it.
The aura frame.
A succulent.
You can't put a fucking picture frame on a coffee table.
Why not?
Because that looks weird.
All right. I'll just shut the fuck up then.
All right, I was gonna say,
do you mind just shutting the fuck up?
You could put it on the fridge too.
Yeah, I just put Skelly there cause I just felt like,
too many people were commenting about how that he was
in a cuck corner when you posted that photo.
So like, you know, Skelly needs to be a part of the crew.
I am once again stating that just because someone has a chair
in their bedroom, just don't make it a cuck chair. We can't just call out cuck chairs all the time.
Yeah, I agree. KJ says 1030 cams on you just get to see Randy's
dumper milling around setting stuff up. Yeah. Okay, KJ. Yeah, maybe.
Can I see how the sausage is made? Interesting. Well, this has been fun.
What's everybody doing for lunch?
Going home.
I made some dope tuna salad.
Your boys got to run by UPS.
I was sent the wrong package by a company, so I need to go pop that in the mail for the
D1 chiller who didn't get his package on time. I've got to craft an email for the oil change place that did not
reattach my skid plate.
As someone who needs an oil change, please let me know where you went.
So I don't go there.
Yeah.
I'm going to see how they, I'm not going to name names yet, but I'm going to see
how they are and then I'm going to give them first a bad review.
Second, I'm going to call whoever does like the licensing for these places. And then I'm going to call whoever does the licensing for these places.
And then I'm going to do the Better Business Bureau. And then I'm going to bring it to the
pod if they're not amenable to my request. Because it's good points. It's probably like
$150 piece, just plastic, but putting it on with labor, it's going to be like a $400, $500 deal.
I don't want to deal with that. Hell yeah. Get on your dad shit. Yup.
I'm stinking mad.
Yeah, I feel like we're at a point
where we don't know how to end this.
We don't.
I told Sally the other day about the two desserts
that were brought to your table,
one of which should have been complimentary.
Where were we?
I don't want to out them because I respect this place.
Ah, yes.
Well, she was very happy that you flagged it.
Said, eh, hold up.
Hold up, hold up.
Well, it was the avocado roll that they brought.
Oh.
So it wasn't dessert.
Yeah.
Okay.
But either way, it was still something
that like they brought out and I was like contemplating,
like maybe I should just not say anything or should I be like the cheap ass?
And I'm glad I was. It's like, yeah, that's bad precedent. You can't do that. You're not going to
walk or roll over me. This show is no longer film before a live studio audience. Randy's. Randy, come on, dude. No, it's okay. He's
having a tough time. There it is. He's having a tough one, folks. You gotta fade that out.
Got a lot to do over there. Got a lot of screen. Nah, Dave barely ever fades it out anymore.
Why don't you stop? Why do you deflect everything to me now? Yeah, come on, dude.
All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow at 1030 Central. Yes. For now. We'll see. Bye.
Bye- Bye. Thanks for watching guys!