Circling Back - It's a Live Show

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're working out the kinks here. There was some miscues there. So, hey, we're good to go here. Hey bud, you have too many screens. Yes, I'm doing the job of like 10 people over here. So many screens. We're doing good. We're doing the job of,
Starting point is 00:00:35 you're trying to make himself more valuable to the company. What happened? What was the, what do we mess up or what happened? No, no, no. Did I go too early? It's on, no, it's on me. I just, the audio wasn't going on the program and then I didn't hit record on the road caster,
Starting point is 00:00:47 but we're good. This is the first circling back lie. There are going to be some kinks folks. It's just what happens, man. I feel like anymore Paul should be the ringer. I love the new studio. I don't like it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:00:57 It's comfortable. It's casual. Got Skelly here between us. It's kind of ominous. I kind of love it, man. Why did we go with those news style desks for so long? I don't know. Skelly here between us. It's kind of ominous. I kind of love it, man. Why did we go with those news-style desks for so long? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Now we just look like a couple white guys doing banter. This should help us in the Instagram algorithm. It might make us a little bit more bro-y. What's your algorithm looking like? Dylan Shivery. Very happy to be here. What are you doing with the hat? I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I decided to get a little funky with the first live. I got the cowboy hat on. It's a visual show, obviously, now, especially more than ever. I want to hit him with the cowboy hat. Just set a tone, man. What's the tone? It's a Texas podcast, buddy.
Starting point is 00:01:37 We getting a little bit more Texas bro-y? Yeah. Okay, that should help us gain followers. Texas bro-y, a niche podcast. It doesn't exist yet until now. Can you see my feet? Yes. Especially when I hit that wide shot. I'm wearing shoes, no free feet picks. Not doing that this year. We'll see how sexy it gets in here. I might pop the shoes off at some point. I also want to rule no feet on the coffee table.
Starting point is 00:02:03 What? That's, that's not gonna, that rule's not gonna stick. Why? That coffee table's begging for my feet right now. I think Will already put his feet on the coffee table during retail therapy. Was he, what was he, he was probably wearing Birkenstocks. I don't know, he was probably wearing his grandpa's shoes. You see those shoes that Dylan?
Starting point is 00:02:18 Yeah, all right, anyway. Dude, they're so bad. The worship. But I kind of respect shoes that are so bad that they're good. I actually, I do like those. Of course the folks at home are like, yeah, we totally know what you're talking about. These shoes, these aforementioned shoes.
Starting point is 00:02:33 How do you feel about the laptop on the lap? Not as a laptop. Not a big deal. Yeah. I don't, I don't mind. I lean on the lappy quite a bit. There's a ad read copy and just the overall running is Dylan does too.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Sometimes I like to surf the web, see what's up, check out CleanHub, you know what it is. We're not gonna do a chat pop in. We're not doing that yet, but is the chat popping? The chat is popping, yes. Any glizzies in the chat? Not right now, but I'm sure after you said that, there's gonna be a bunch of glizzies.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Have they mentioned how handsome we look? Because that's probably the first thing I would notice. Maybe, I'm sure after you said that, there's going to be a bunch of glizzies. Have they mentioned how handsome we look? Because that's probably the first thing I would notice. Maybe, I'm not sure. Oh, and the hat, the mustache gets, let's see, someone said something, gets me fired up. That's from James. So yes, someone did appreciate your look right now.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Mustache does pair well with the hat, I gotta say. Real quick, tomorrow is Tuesday. You might be like, what are y'all going to do for Patreon tomorrow? Well, here's the deal. August 1st is Friday. Correct. Randall. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:34 We're doing coffee Friday. So for Patreon this week, uh, the Tuesday episode will be replaced by an actual coffee Friday. They'll have, uh, some guests on. It'll be fun. It'll be also live as it actual coffee Friday. They'll have some guests on. It'll be fun. It'll be also live as it is coffee Friday. It was like the first, one of the first live products we did here at wash media. One of the more fun episodes we do.
Starting point is 00:03:53 It's like this, but with more dudes. And more it's vibe here. It's vibe. Maybe we'll bring in a guest, but we need a little, little feminine energy too. On coffee Friday. Maybe we can make that happen. Ooh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Chelsea in here, maybe special announcement for next week. You didn't even know about this. I didn't tell you. I didn't tell anybody. Next week, not this week on Patreon. Next week is teacher week. Teacher week. What does that mean? What's that mean? It means the Thursday voicemails that we record, 888-618-4422. That's the pipeline. Thursday voicemails that we record, 888-618-4422, that's the pipeline. Everything will be teacher related. It could be teachers calling in to give us horror stories or funny stories from their students. It could be people calling in about their old teachers,
Starting point is 00:04:34 wild ass stuff. It's teacher week. But more importantly, I want all the teachers out there, send us your lists. If you send us your lists, email me, Dave at washmedia.com. If you have a list of like supplies you need paid for, cause you know, I don't know if you know this, our public education system,
Starting point is 00:04:51 teachers often have to pay for a lot of stuff that they probably shouldn't have. Which isn't fair. It's not fair. Let's help them out. Send them to me and we'll post it and we'll try to get everybody's list paid off as much as we can.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Love that. And if whatever we don't pay or get paid off by the listeners, Dylan will personally pay it can. Love that. And if whatever we don't pay or get paid off by the listeners, Dylan will personally pay it off. Within reason. You're kind of the teacher pay pig. You're the teacher pig. No, okay.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Yeah. Hey, by the way, I can only see Randy's eyes through the two monitors. That's enough, Randy. So it's almost like he's looking at me through like a little slot. Like I'm trying to get VIP access into a club. I'm gonna let it open asking for a password. A little pill box or something like that. Yeah. Give me your safe word real quick.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Hey, hey, look at my new shirt. This is from Hollister. Are you jealous? That's the Hollister shirt. That's the Hollister shirt. Can the people see it? Yeah, there's people. Oh, it's a Purdue shirt.
Starting point is 00:05:38 It's a pretty, it's a pretty good one. I mean, yeah, the back's pretty sick too. It's fine. So it was worth it going as a 31 year old man into a house. Yeah. You want to watch this, but yeah, that's worth it. How do you feel about me being on the love seat and you being in that dope little chair? I like the chair. Yeah. I'm going to bring my lumbar support backpack tomorrow. Okay. Oh yeah. We're doing this every day this week. Every, well, this will be Monday through Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. Monday through Thursday, 1030 a.m sharp every day. We have a newsletter. It goes out every
Starting point is 00:06:09 Friday. Washed out sub stack.com. I put the whole company on my back last Friday with the newsletter. I'm the only one who wrote anything. Were you really? Yeah. Oh damn. I didn't know. I will say poor Will. He, uh, he texted me the next morning. He goes, dude, I just forgot to do it. I was like, he had, he had a sick kid at home, sick dog, and he himself was not feeling very great. So we gave him a pass, but I put the company on my back. No big deal, I do that quite often around here. Hey, if you're just listening to this,
Starting point is 00:06:34 like as it hits your podcast feed, as we mentioned, it's a visual show. You can subscribe to our YouTube, youtube.com slash circling back. There's a rowdy chat. They have a lot of fun, they have a lot of rowdiness too. Can you confirm the rowdiness? It is popping off and there were a bunch of glizzies
Starting point is 00:06:49 after you called it out. So yes, the chat is going. We got a good amount of viewers and hopefully we just continue to build that. Hey, like and subscribe and comment. Comment on the video below too, not just in the chat. We'd love to hear what you have to say in the comments. You know what, put a glizzy in the comments below.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Thank you. Yeah, we don't have to do glizzies. We can do other stuff too. You put a hard... That's kind of what we're known for. Put a slonker. Put a slonker in there too. Yeah, do a slonk. And with a slonk. Slonkathon coming soon. All right, Randy, let's run it. Yes, that would be this one. Nope. I'm still learning. Don't worry. Is it this one? No. We're going to get this eventually. Hold on. Where is it?
Starting point is 00:07:29 It's a live show, folks. It's on the first one. There it is. There it is. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. There's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit.
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Starting point is 00:08:02 it picked up two subscriptions that I forgot that I was paying for that I was no longer using. There's an app designed to help you manage your money better and it's Rocket Money. That problem that Dylan just described happens to everybody. Look, I just got back from a little mini vacation. I don't know. I got that email from Rocket Money just like, hey, this is how you spend your money. It's very nice knowing that.
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Starting point is 00:08:55 This happened to me. This has happened to me before. I've signed up for like an audio app of some sort, maybe certain podcasts or audio book I want to listen to and I subscribe, you know, listen it, and then I forgot to cancel it next thing you know. I've been paying for it for like a year. I think Will had three ESPN plus subscriptions at one point that he didn't realize, and so that helped him quite a bit.
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Starting point is 00:10:24 Barton Springs. Nice. Just a nice, they have a good, I do the Skinny Frozen, very good. Do you go up top? No, we sat at the bar. That's a sneaky good bar to sit at. It's a good bar. Sat at the bar. It was a lovely time. Pretty chill Friday. Saturday, went over to my dad's all day. We had a little family day over there. My brother-in-law and my sister, my two little nieces and we had parks, whole squad over there, hung out there all day and had a couple pops. Ate some spaghetti.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Dude, nothing better than some beers and some spaghetti. All right. Listen to this on Sunday. Okay. On Sunday, Dave. So, so Chelsea and I, we just got a, we're, we got a house. And so we need to furnish said house. So you're moving?
Starting point is 00:11:09 Moving. Will you be moved in before Randy has moved in? Yes, we move in. Oh, let me tell you about my weekend. We'll get to it. Middle of next month, we're moving. Okay. And so we went to Living Spaces, the big Living Spaces warehouse in Pflugerville.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Living Spaces. Living Spaces, the big Living Spaces warehouse in Pflugerville. Living Spaces. Oh. Living Spaces. Dude, we were there for so long, I had to pee three times while I was there. By the way- You're on your Dave shit. We got a couch and a coffee table, but- What color is the couch?
Starting point is 00:11:37 It's a light green. It's pretty dope. Okay. Listen to this. They have a bar in Living Spaces. It's a restaurant too, but we just got a single beer. Guess how much a pint of beer, like draft beer is at living spaces.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I'm gonna say $11. $2. Fuck. What type of beer? I got a Yingling, but every beer on the menu was $2. They had to think of like six different beers on tap. They'd bottle beers too, and they'd wine. I didn't see how much wine was, but beer was $2. They had to think of like six different beers on tap. They'd bottle beers too and they'd wine. I didn't see how much wine was, but beer's $2.
Starting point is 00:12:09 So did you drink the beer or did you unbuckle your pants and open it up and just pour it down? I decided to drink it this time. Okay. Yeah. So begs the question, should we just go post up at Living Spaces at some point and just get, just get lit for like $10. Where are the prices at at the cork?
Starting point is 00:12:28 That's, that's the real question. I don't know how much they are. I guarantee the cork is triple the price. Oh yeah. Much more than two dollars. So six dollars. Oh yeah. Six dollars, Randy.
Starting point is 00:12:37 So that was kind of sick. So what was the total damage? How much was the couch? We each got one beer. But how much was the furniture you bought? So it was like $4.32. Okay. The couch. Did much was the couch? We each got one beer. But how much was the furniture you bought? So it was like $4.32. Okay. The couch.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Did you pay for it? It was reasonably priced. Did you pay cash? It was between $200 and 10,000, somewhere in there. Okay. Did not pay cash, no. I don't care. Lay away?
Starting point is 00:12:59 I don't care, they kind of screw it on me. Okay. That's pretty dope. Pretty dope. I didn't know they had it like that. Two two dollar beers? Looking sick. Because I know you get a little loose. You start buying. That's what it is. Next thing you know, you just bought a dresser. It's like the casino. You don't even need a dresser. It's like, oh, let's just pump these idiots full of alcohol.
Starting point is 00:13:16 They have a scantily clad dame serving them up. And before they know it, they've lost $2,000 at the blackjack table. No, then it was Cantile, clad Dame. What are you doing? I'm not gonna ask you questions. Living space. You made a comparison to a casino. Yeah, living spaces. If they catch you like, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:32 they'll have like bed displays and they're like, don't jump on the bed. If they catch you doing that, they bring you in the back and put your head in a vice. Yeah, they couldn't do that. I couldn't go there. No way. You'd have your feet smashed with a hammer.
Starting point is 00:13:44 You'd be in big trouble, buddy. No more monkeys jumping on the bed. No. Doctor said so. No more Randy's. Well, that's great. That was my weekend. It was a pretty dope little situation.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Pretty good little weekend. Yeah, I think so too. Randall. I had a weekend. Oh, we'll start with Friday. I was here kind of late getting all this working for you guys. So I hope you're enjoying it.
Starting point is 00:14:05 I hope it's going well. We're dusting off the cobwebs. Shout out to the boys on Friday who put the stew together. I assume that was you two, maybe a little bread action. Mainly you two. I don't know who was here Friday. I was on out of town. It was mainly me.
Starting point is 00:14:21 You got some help. They helped on Thursday. I'll say that. Okay. Well, you know, but, but they helped on Thursday. I'll say that. Okay. Well, you know, uh, but I'm just trying to help out. So Saturday was a day with the old roomie. We, we went bike shopping. He's getting a new bike and was just hanging around. Then we went out to y'all up.
Starting point is 00:14:35 What kind of bike did he get? He ended up getting that Bruno bike y'all talking about. Yep. Did you understand? Yeah. It's got the, the, the penis seat. The fuck? What? No, dude, we're live man has never seen the movie. This guy hasn't watched that part of the movie. That's why he needed me there to test it out, you know, because, you know, so we did that and
Starting point is 00:14:57 then went out to y'all up boy for their anniversary show seventh year and at radio East, the new radio out there and pretty big venue and it's a pretty big venue and it was packed. A lot of fun, great pop punk. And then we went back to my place and we're like, we want to go and get some fast food. So we did. Just like the old days. Just some old days stuff like college and Water Burger is a 20 minute walk away from
Starting point is 00:15:22 our place, which is a little more of a high feature. So we walked to Waterburger at 12, like at midnight, which isn't even late night, but it but it is, but we were pretty, we were pretty high at that point. We wanted Waterburger. You're just high walking around South Austin. You fit right in. Yep. And the most amazing thing I've ever had happened to me from a fast food worker. I'm a goody two shoes, man. I followed the law. I followed the rules, always have, never had detention my whole life.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I'm a good guy. I asked for a cup of water and the Whataburger employee gave it to me and said, let's get whatever you like. Oh. I have never once had that happen. So what'd you get? I did half water, half powerade,
Starting point is 00:16:04 just cause I wanted stuff. I didn't go nuts, but I was like, I get a water cup and I get to fill it with Powerade pretty much. That, it was amazing. Randy, you had an opportunity of a lifetime and you kind of bricked it. I guess I did.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I mean, like I respect you not getting caffeine that late cause you know, you still, even though you probably had imbibed heavily, you want to sleep good. You know what though, nevermind. You got some electrolytes, good for you. It was much a 31 year old, I'm about to go to sleep and don't want to have a huge hangover in the morning.
Starting point is 00:16:32 It was a preemptive strike, if you will. What would you have gone with? DC. Diet Coke? Oh yeah, dude. A little 1 a.m. diet Coke? I've become like low key, not addicted to Diet Coke, but it is just far and away my favorite
Starting point is 00:16:48 like non-alcohol, non-water beverage. We had them up here in the fridge for a while. And then I kind of realized everybody was really, really consuming them more than I think that we need to as a collective. That's kind of, I took a step back on the DC. I don't love it out of a can. You like it out of a fountain dispenser?
Starting point is 00:17:08 Yeah. I, if I'm, if I'm going to, I don't want to waste drinking a diet coke. What a soda elitist. Well, the, the order is soda, glass bottle, if you can find it, but that's just rare. And then three is canned four is plastic. I refuse to drink soda out of a plastic bottle.
Starting point is 00:17:25 I feel like you used to be a cans guy. Like a can guy. Like you were a big fan of- What are you doing? Like the eight ounce ones. You're always talking about how you like cans. You know the little tiny ones that make your hand look bigger, cause you do have notoriously tiny hands.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I do like those. We actually, we sometimes keep those at the crib. Oh, they're nice. Yeah. Makes me feel like Andre the Giant drinking a domestic. Yeah. Like a real man. You know Andre the Giant drinking a domestic. Yeah. You know that picture? Like a real man.
Starting point is 00:17:46 You know that picture I'm talking about? Yeah, I'm familiar. Yeah. Big hands on that dude. What'd you do Sunday? How'd you feel? Sunday, I did feel fine. It, you know, a little hungover, but not too bad at all. And I think, I think I might be able to say
Starting point is 00:17:59 I might be finished moving in. Now that I have hung pretty much a lot of my artwork and stuff. I mean, I still have like projects I want to do around the place, but I think I can officially say I had moved into my new apartment. This is, this is a big way to go, man. Yep. Only took you two months, two months, five weeks, two months. Yeah. I guess June 2nd is when I technically moved in. Chad's probably wondering by the way, the shirt's poncho.
Starting point is 00:18:28 No real redo. Oh, that's the one you're talking about. Yeah, this is the one. It's a dope t-shirt. Dude, that is dope. It's a really good t-shirt. Oh, you know how I finished Sunday night off? Sorry, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:37 A little, little happy Gilmore too. That's called a tease. It is a tease. It's a tease, but we're about to jump right into that segment. Yeah, but we got days. Yeah. I have substantial weekend. Yeah, a big weekend.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Can I do my, if I went out of town, if you want to, I went to Port Aransas and went to Port A as a me, me and the locals call it. Um, we took the family down there. We went down there last year. Um, it's just easy. It's about four, four and a half hours. Five, if you got a one year four and a half hours, five, if you got a one year old and a four year old in the car.
Starting point is 00:19:09 You gotta stop. We've got stops we have to do. Kids be pooping. Yeah. Daddies be peeing. Sure. But no, we made it down there about four and a half hours on the way.
Starting point is 00:19:21 And it's a Texas coast. It's just easy. And we liked the house we stayed in last year, so we just ran it back. It's a golf cart, about a one minute golf cart ride from the beach. And the only reason it takes that long is because there's a giant bridge
Starting point is 00:19:39 that you have to go over, a big wooden bridge. You have to go slowly over because there's golf carts coming at you and you, it's not a lot of room for error and you don't want to be the guy that, that side swipes a golf cart. That's not cool. But yeah, it's one of those places where you can drive the cart out on the beach. People bring their RVs, their trucks out on the beach, but where we stay, there's
Starting point is 00:19:59 like kind of a blocked off area. So it's just golf carts and people stand at the little golf resort area. That's pretty much who's all around us and we had a blast. Some notes for the ride down. A little eventful, Dylan I sent you and Will a little update on how that went for us. We're about halfway there. We're between San Antonio and Corpus Christi. And all of a sudden, here like just one of the more horrific noises you can hear. Didn't feel like a flat. Didn't feel like a blowout. Like cars driving fine. We ran something over. There's not a lot of cars on the road in front of us. I'm like, I would have seen something. There's not a lot of cars on the road in front of us. I'm like, I would have seen something.
Starting point is 00:20:44 So I have to pull over and I look down my skid plate. You skid plate on my vehicle has come off and it's dragging. And I'm like, why would that happen? This is not a, this is a, I got this car last year. It's a 2023. You didn't hit anything? No. It wasn't someone hanging on to the, like standing on the side of your car last year. It's a 2023. You didn't hit anything. No, it wasn't someone hanging on to
Starting point is 00:21:05 the like standing on the side of your car. No. Okay. I thought at first I thought it might be like a demonic entity. What the fuck? Like trying to get my family, but it wasn't. It just came off. Then I remembered something. Randy, I actually sent you a photo of this on Slack. Okay. So that's what that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I didn't really give you any context. There it is. There's my skid plate. Dude, what the hell? Then I realized two days prior, I had gotten my oil changed at a place on William Cannon.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Oh. And I'm fairly certain on this vehicle, it calls for, and most really, you have to remove the skid plate. And I'm pretty sure they just didn't put it back correctly. Well, they did. Definitely what happened. So, yeah, I had to do a little, uh, a little work.
Starting point is 00:21:52 It was not cool. And the concrete or the asphalt that I was on was about 120 degrees. Oh my God. Yeah. It was not cool at all. And the kids were freaking out. I had to just, I had to just rip it off. I didn't have any zip ties.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Otherwise I would have just zip tied it up. Cause it was already coming off. It was like barely hanging on. And if I had just kept going, it would have probably flown out and like shot back onto somebody. When I was a kid, my family, we took a road trip. And before the road trip, we had like this old Cadillac.
Starting point is 00:22:22 It's kind of dope. There's like big sedan Cadillac, older model. And we got the tires rotated before our trip. And one of the wheels they put on and hand screwed in like back to lug nuts, but they didn't use the machine to like tighten them. No. And so we were going on the highway and our wheel came off.
Starting point is 00:22:40 We were going like 75 miles per hour and a wheel popped off. It just kept rolling. It rolled and like hopped the fence and a wheel popped off. And just kept rolling. It rolled and like hopped the fence into a field. It was terrifying. Did you have to go get the wheel? I don't, I was honestly probably like six or seven years old. So I like, yeah, but we had, I mean, we had to go get it. Yeah, it was not cool. Um, cause it, it scared the hell out of the boys. I bet.
Starting point is 00:23:02 And I was like, yeah, it's very loud, very unappealing. We had a situation like that at a rush event. We were all out on our front yard with like all the guys and the rushies. This guy was turning and mid turn, his front like right tire just fell off his vehicle and just came rolling into our yard where we all were. And we just like, all were just watching this.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Oh my God. It had to be the most embarrassing thing that just this packed lawn just watching in the middle of the intersection. Just off. The worst place to do it in front of a frat house full of bunch of idiots. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Oh my God. It was crazy. Yeah. So that was cool. Didn't delay us too much, but it was, it was definitely not great. We get there, everything's good. Didn't get into like 4.30, five, whatever. Did a little dinner.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Saturday was the big beach day, or excuse me, Friday was the big beach day. Went down there. This is the first time going to the beach with my oldest being free of floaties. He now can swim somewhat. He's adequate, not to the point where he can go out into the ocean. He's four and a half. He's not going out in the ocean by himself, but he wants to go jump over waves, which I forgot about how fun just going out and jumping over waves was as a kid.
Starting point is 00:24:23 It's still fun for me. I'm 41. Dude, it's so great. It's so great. I love it. You just go out there and it's... I was teaching them. I was like, dude, you got to jump and turn your back to it. Otherwise, you'll get wiped out in the face.
Starting point is 00:24:35 You see any drone casting for sharks? No, but there was some locals next to us that were fishing. They're catching whities, as they were calling them. Bringing them in, cutting them up, using them for bait. And I was like, all right, I'm going to see if Rhodes is like, you know, be a, one of, is he going to be freaked out by seeing like this guy like bring a fish in and then chop it up? He wasn't.
Starting point is 00:24:56 He was like, why are they doing that? Are they going to eat it? I was like, no, they're actually going to use it for bait. They're going to go out and catch something way bigger and way cooler. He's like, that's cool. So he wasn't scared of it. He, you know, not something way bigger and way cooler. He's like, that's cool. So he wasn't scared of it. He, you know, some, not everybody's afraid of fish Dylan. That's right.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Good for him. More man than I am. Stayed at the beach for a while. Um, went back home Friday night. We tried to do, um, a nice dinner at the place you stayed last year. Shout out to Stouts. It's nice-ish. It's just like a nicer beach restaurant.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Right there in the town center. Cinnamon Shore. Yeah. And, um, I was already like, okay, how's this going to go? I've got two, two kids tired from the beach. It was, uh, it went like you expected. Baby doesn't want to sit in the high chair. Got to hold him the whole time.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Um, he's also obsessed with getting a cup of water and just dipping his hand in it. Cool. Now it doesn't make a mess at all. Oldus is over there. He wants to order everything on the menu and then like just nibble on it. One of those deals. It was like one of those things where we kind of immediately realized, like we thought they would be a little bit more tired out and might be just like chill. They didn't work like that at all. Uh, got back home. We have a botchy ball court, uh, next to our house played botchy babies, first botchy frat.
Starting point is 00:26:14 So fun. Yeah. It's basically just shuffleboard, but with balls. Remember the botchy ball set we had at the frat house. Yeah. It got really dangerous because we started just throwing him over the house and there had to be balls. I could, Like it's very heavy. They kill somebody for sure. But we didn't, we didn't, we didn't do that. I was like, Hey, don't please don't throw the
Starting point is 00:26:34 botchy balls over the home. Uh, so we did a little botchy Saturday, uh, did something I didn't think would actually happen. Brought my golf clubs. We made a tee time. There's a golf course, a nine hole course there. Brought my oldest out for the first time onto a golf course, onto a driving range. I posted a couple of pics at DC Rough. He's never really hit a ball with a golf club before. So I was just like, let's see what happens.
Starting point is 00:27:00 And I let him take some swings on the range. And then he just rode with me in the cart. Um, didn't let him tee off, but once we got in the fairway, I was teeing up balls for him and just letting him hit. Did he loved it? He loved it. He thought it was so cool. He wants a putter. I don't have a putter for him.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I'll have his little sawed off seven iron. My dad got him. Uh, but it was a blast. Dude, I can give you parks as clubs because he has no interest whatsoever. The little kid clubs, man. Really? Oh my God. The actual like, are they Fisher price or like,
Starting point is 00:27:29 no, they're real clubs. It's, it's like, uh, it's like a five club set. I want to get them a putter. I want them to learn how to putt cause I want to start there and then just work back. Yeah. He's got a putter, a wedge, a mid iron, and then a driver. Okay. Yeah, that would be sick.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Uh, dude, he had a blast. and then a driver. Okay. Yeah, that would be sick. Uh, dude, he had a blast. He had a blast. Um, it's like very, uh, resorty vacationy nine hole course. I mean, it's, it's a nice course, but the greens were a little slow. Uh, there's a par three and a group of, um, what I can describe is probably like 22 year old, uh, kids from Ole Miss. I know this because one of them was wearing like an upside down Oxford hat, uh, pulled up on us, all shirt off. Kid just stopped. This is on the first tee. He stops right next to
Starting point is 00:28:11 my car and it's just me and Rhodes. And I was like, what are these dudes about to do? He just gave me the drunken eyes and he goes, did you not get the memo? I was like, dude, I don't think I did. He goes, we're going tops off. We're going tops off today. I was like, oh, fuck the boys, you're going tops off? I was like, we gotta pop tops. And then like they, we all started laughing. That was fun.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I was like, cool. Rhodes just rips his shit off. Dude, I was like, am I about to get, are we about to be the next viral video? A 41 year old dad gets his shit kicked in. You thought you were about to get frass stomped? The way this dude looked, he had like been drinking all day, dead eyes. And I was like, is this dude really about to like,
Starting point is 00:28:52 I didn't know where it was going, but he was pretty chill. He was chill. He was chill. Upside down Oxford hat aside. I love that. Um, just a blast. Good man. Great trip. Great trip all around. Drive home yesterday, that stretch between San Antonio and Austin's not great. Don't recommend doing it.
Starting point is 00:29:09 There's really no way around it. It drives not fun. It's not fun. Not at all. It's not fun coming back, especially on and off again rain, but all in all, good time. Highly recommend it.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Shout out Port A. There were some people asking, were there the shitty teens, the Port A teens? Did you see any of them? Dude, the only teen we had, okay, so the only teen I talked to was like the cool teens, like mullet, super tan, clearly go to the beach every weekend because they probably live in Corpus or live in one of those towns nearby, just coast kids. And they were so cool.
Starting point is 00:29:40 And like they were like, they were showing Rhodes like how to like cut bait and how to like, I don't know, how they were like, they were showing roads like how to like cut bait and how to like, I don't know how they were fishing and stuff. Cause they, these guys weren't, these guys were just going out to like the second sandbar and just fishing. There was nobody doing like any, like what you said. You didn't see the lights on the wheels, like I was talking about? No, no, it was, these guys were all cool. Everybody down there is pretty, pretty, it's a lot of kids from Texas A&M Corpus Christi
Starting point is 00:30:04 who worked down there. So everybody's really nice. And everybody's clearly just went to college where they can just go to the beach. Okay. Which you got to respect. So was that from the chat? Was that a live chat question?
Starting point is 00:30:14 That was a question earlier in the chat. And I did want to make sure that I wanted to give the chat there an answer to what they're asking about. Shout out to the chat, man. Good for you monitoring the chat. Way to go, Randy. You're doing a good job over there, man. Yeah, some were talking shit to me, but hey,. Shout out to the chat, man. Shout out to the chat. Good for you monitoring the chat. Way to go, Randy. You're doing a good job over there, man. Yeah, some were talking shit to me,
Starting point is 00:30:27 but hey, it's okay. I love you, chat. You wanna jump right into Gilmore? Let's do Gilmore. We watched Happy Gilmore 2. Happy Gilmore 2. Initial thoughts. Everybody here had seen, this is a stupid question,
Starting point is 00:30:39 but we all saw Happy Gilmore 1. Oh yes. Did you do a rewatch recently or did you? Don't need to. Didn't think so. It turns out you really Don't need to. Didn't think so. It turns out you really don't need to if you watch a sequel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Cause I will tell you that. It's one of the same jokes, like the exact same jokes. And then they do a flashback to like the original joke from the original movie. I overall have a very positive thought about this movie. I laughed out loud multiple times. A lot of it was nostalgia. Remember Barry laughs like, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:31:09 I'm just kind of happy. No pun intended. Like this is, I had fun watching it and I watched it by myself, but Alyssa came in and sat down and she was like, oh, she was like watching some of the cameos, Travis Kelsey, all that. But my only issue, my biggest issue was the flashbacks.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Because I think it just shows how dumb we are as a society now. They were spoon feeding us the jokes. I don't even mind them running the jokes back. It's the fact that they had to flash back. Yes. That's what I mean by like spoon feeding it to us. Because it's like, here's a joke that, oh, I remember that joke from the first movie, but that wasn't enough. They had to do a flashback to the original joke after they made it in the new movie. Like when Hal says, you're in my world now, and then like flashback to like what he says.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Everything, everything. Zala Taurus, the caddy, like all that stuff. I enjoyed that, that they made, I know that was a joke on the internet, but making Zala Taurus, the caddy was kind of a fun thing. It was great. But the fact that we have to dumb it down so much and we expect the least out of people.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I hate it. That we have to just cut these in. I hated that. It was so annoying. It was so annoying. Maybe, you know, that movie, I know every joke in the original. My overall takeaway from the movie
Starting point is 00:32:19 is that it was a pretty horrible movie, but it was a fun, horrible movie. It was a fun, it was a fun, horrible movie. It was a fun watch. I think I agree with Dylan here. I probably only laughed out loud once during the whole movie. And that was when, when I think, wasn't Rory got like a titty twister
Starting point is 00:32:36 and Bryson goes, no, those are my titties. I'm like, it was just funny cause it was Bryson. Okay. So the antagonist, the guy who started the, the maxi golf league, the Maxi Golf League, I thought he was a terrible character. Dude, everybody hates him. I thought that storyline was just so bad. So bad.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I also found it interesting because I felt like it was supposed to be like poking fun at Liv, but then like they had two of the live golfers that was representing like TGL. Yeah. You had, um, because Brooks and uh, you had Bubba making a cameo. I think they intentionally didn't give Brooks any lines because he was, he looked so uncomfortable on camera. There are some people who got no lines and sir Nick Faldo, uh, being one of them.
Starting point is 00:33:24 He got, maybe had one little one later on. But it was so cameo heavy and all the cameos were people that are just not actors. And that was very clear throughout the movie. And it's like, it's fun seeing like famous golfers in the movie. I assume they realized something that I think most people have realized by now.
Starting point is 00:33:41 It's very hard to do a comedy sequel. Yeah, it's pretty much the same jokes. You just try to run it back. Think about okay, so like one exception is like Austin powers. The second Austin powers was still pretty good. It was but you could tell like the novelties wearing off with the third one was awful, right? Everybody thinks that. But like comedy, like you think like the hangover sequel, that was awful. Like once like you run that and it's such an iconic movie,
Starting point is 00:34:10 like it's gonna be very hard to run that back. So I feel like they realized it and they're just like, let's just go all in on cameos. We're not trying to win awards here to comedy, let's just have fun. I didn't think the, I thought the cameos were like actually pretty interesting. Dude, the torn hip ligament thing. We've all been there. You ever have a shoe shoved up your rectum?
Starting point is 00:34:31 So fucking stupid. Nick Swartzen. Oh, the ligaments detached or whatever. So you can now drive the ball 450 yards. More torque? I don't know, man. Yeah. I think I'm with you on Dave that like like whenever it's a sequel to a comedy, all they do is try to make the same scenes and same jokes, but like in a different setting and like every single time you do a sequel of a comedy, it's like it just, it just never really works out. I was fine with it.
Starting point is 00:34:54 I think Austin Powers does a completely new movie for the second one. That's what makes it fun. Rehashing the joke. The way they did the old jokes was just so bad. I thought so bad. Okay. But are you saying like cutting thought so bad. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:05 But are you saying like cutting back? Yes. Okay. Yeah. That's awful. But like them running the same jokes back would have been fine. Cause most people who are watching it, I feel like saw the original and those jokes are like very memorable.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Even if you only saw it a couple of times for some reason, that you know, happy Gilmore lore. Shooter did like the rhyming thing that, you know, down by the bay. Shooter was awesome in that movie. He was good. Shooter did like the rhyming thing that, you know, down by the bay. It was awesome in that movie. He was good. Shooter was great. It was, it was actually, um, it was nice to see someone who knew how to act with like
Starting point is 00:35:34 a significant role because he's, he's an, he's an actual guy. The tour guys was like a great scene. I thought. Yeah. Uh, also a Huell from Breaking Bad. Oh yeah. Chubb's son. Oh yeah. But you know, that's Huell from Breaking Bad. Yeah. Also, uh, Huell from Breaking Bad. Oh yeah. Chubb's son. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Yeah. You know, that's Huell from Breaking Bad. Yeah. I thought he was great. I thought he was, had some really good lines. Uh, Scotty. Great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Could he use more facial hair, but this is probably filmed two and a half years ago. Zella Torres was okay. I thought. I thought Zella Torres was really good. Brooks was awful. Brooks was not great. Bryson had limited, limited speaking lines. I thought more of Kawawa had good. Brooks was awful. Brooks was not great. Bryson had limited speaking lines.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I thought Morikawa had like the few lines he had, he nailed. I thought Xander was kind of funny. Those jokes were just, I know they were intentionally not funny, but that scene was kind of cringe for me. Oh, that's what she said. They're all at the dinner. Yeah. Honestly, Travis Kelce was easily the best. Kelce was really good.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Best part of that scene. Kelsey was good. He kept encouraging Xander to say, that was, I thought that was part, was funny. That he's good in commercials. How are you feeling about Bad Bunny? He was good. I thought he was fine.
Starting point is 00:36:35 I thought he was good. He was one of the more, yeah, welcome characters for me, I thought. Overall thread, so did you think the, the alcoholism stuff was interesting? Like they kept going to it and it was like, damn dude. I was like, his golf ball borderline, a little dark. It was, especially like with, so John Daly also really good.
Starting point is 00:36:57 I thought in like his limited role, but it was interesting. Like the alcoholism stuff with John Daly in there. Yeah. It's like, dude, John Daly. John Daly is living in his garage for some reason. He's just living there. Get old John Daly, Steve Buscemi collab that we didn't know.
Starting point is 00:37:15 We didn't know we needed. I did think that everything being a flask could have been funnier. I think that was a less is more thing. Where like everything he's holding could be Like drinking out of was like, okay, there's just they're doing it every single time It's not as funny
Starting point is 00:37:30 But like if they would have randomly done it like one time later instead of every single time it would have been I think More funny to me. Reggie Bush was one of the the maxi golfers. I did as Reggie Bush. Yeah, hey ball I looked at the IMDB of this to look, I didn't realize some people like that Jackass guy's son. I didn't know that was Eminem. How'd you not know that? I guess I, cause I never really. That one, that one.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Yeah. That one was making the rounds a couple of weeks ago. It was, that was not. I thought Eminem's wasn't great. That was not a great scene. That was not a great scene. That was not a great scene. I thought you could have done a little better. Yeah, that was Reggie Bush. Okay. Haley Joel little better. Yeah, that was Reggie Bush.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Okay. Haley Joel Osmond. Yeah. I thought he was good. Yeah. He's an actual actor. It's just good seeing Haley Joel Osmond in there. It's good seeing people who know how to act in a movie full of people who don't know how
Starting point is 00:38:15 to act. What's Andy McDowell's daughter's name that was out there with, in the threesome, the first time he gets back on the course? Oh, with Eric Andre in the movie?esome, the first time he gets back on the course. Oh, with Eric Andre and who we know. Who's her dad? Oh, she's cutie. It's Annie McDowell's daughter.
Starting point is 00:38:30 I don't know who Annie McDowell is. She probably knows. I think she's in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. So she's a big actor. I mean, those three are all big. Chet probably knows, Chet's super horny. The guy with glasses, he's part of the SNL, like Destroy After reading or something.
Starting point is 00:38:44 And then Eric Andre's course big. So to me, it just felt like it was, who's gonna be the SNL like destroy after reading or something. And then Eric Andre's of course big. So to me it just felt like it was who's going to be the next cameo more than. Dude, yeah. And once I realized that, which I kind of everybody's time out the cameos. I didn't get to see it for a couple of days, but I was fine with it.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Shut up, shut up, Paige Spirani. Paige was good. Your girl, Kelsey Plum. Kelsey Plum. Kelsey Plum. Also your girl, Nellie Korda. Oh yeah, she looked good. She always looks good. Your girl, Kelsey Plum. Kelsey Plum. Kelsey Plum. Also your girl, Nellie Korda. Oh yeah, she looked good. She always looks good.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Shout out Nancy Lopez. I think my biggest thing was that they just focus on making as many cameos as possible than making a funny movie, is the way that I look at it. It's a very Happy Madison production's way of going about making a movie. I also was excited to see all the cameos of like the happy Madison guys, like the guy that ran the psych ward was the guy
Starting point is 00:39:30 that did the Mr. Madison. What you just said is most Tim Herriley, Harold. And then all the, all of his other friends, his writing buddy for a long time. Even Rob Schneider just popping in there. It was all the side guy from water boy. Exactly. My biggest gripe is I think just the antagonist character,
Starting point is 00:39:47 the manatee guy. Frank Manatee sucked. In that league, they agree to like, whoever wins that five on five competition, the other league, like the PGA tour's just gonna shut down. Yeah, that's how it works. You don't understand contracts clearly. It was just really dumb.
Starting point is 00:40:01 It was. Really dumb. Yeah. And that first hole on the Maxi golf course, you hit it over trees. It's like a 500 yard. It's a long carry, dude. What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:40:12 Well, you gotta hit a fork. You could probably do that in golden tee. Sure, yeah. Boy, there was, yeah. That last hole too with the green, I thought that was a pretty good scene. He tosses the club up and they just catch the same club. I mean, that's kind of,
Starting point is 00:40:27 that wasn't going to change the filmmaking game, but I thought it was, I don't know. I went into it wanting to like it. That's like the first Adam Sandler thing I've liked in a long, long time, or at least had fun watching. It was a fun watch. I think my biggest problem with it overall was that I probably would have been so lost in
Starting point is 00:40:45 that movie if I wasn't a part of this podcast and listen to you guys. If I didn't know about like professional golf, I would not have known about like the Scotty Shelfler jokes about him going to jail. I wouldn't have known any of the golfers or anything. So if you're not a fan of golf, you wouldn't have enjoyed this movie as much. Where like Happy Gilmore, the first one, is just a good comedy for anyone. Did you happen to see him at Living Spaces? Scotty Shelfler?
Starting point is 00:41:08 I don't know if you'd actually, if he was there, maybe sitting next to you at the ball. Scotty Shelfler, he wasn't there. I said they were calling you. Just fucking blacked out buying shit. Buying furniture you don't need. Either way, but like yeah, all those like cameos of the golf guys,
Starting point is 00:41:21 I would have no fucking clue about any of that. If, you know, it wasn't for you guys. Probably not gonna watch it again. Yeah. Fine. I might watch it again. Like I said, fun watch. Would that have been more fun if we were kinda high?
Starting point is 00:41:37 I'd have some early bird and assists. Anything a little bit more fun when you're kinda high? No, no. Have you ever watched Human centipede high? I've never watched human centipede. What? I don't ever play it too. Well, hey, next stream room, human centipede.
Starting point is 00:41:51 All right, we'll do it. Now we're doing live. I watched a movie in port A. Did you? Over the span of two nights, my wife and I. Like, what's a movie? She was in the chat earlier. I don't know if she's still there.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Hi, Alyssa, if you're still in the chat. Why don't you calm down there, buddy? Okay. We watched a movie. Twisters. Oh, Glenn Powell? Glenn Powell. And what's the, who's my gal?
Starting point is 00:42:15 Daisy. I don't know her name. Cool. First awkward pause of the thing. What'd you think? Well, Dylan, I watched Twisters and Daisy Edgar Jones is the name. She was delightful. That movie is a real pile of shit. Okay. That is one movie where
Starting point is 00:42:41 it just didn't need to be made. So this is one that you went into not wanting to like it. You just went in completely fresh. I wanted to like it because I like Glenn Powell and Daisy Edgar Jones. I like her so much that I just had to look her name up. But I like, you know, I liked her. Yeah, it's not a great movie. I've got so many- I watched it on the way to Amsterdam actually.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Really? Yeah. Okay. He hit us with the actual, he was very Brooks Koepka. He did. actually. Really? Yeah. Okay. He hit us with the actual, he was very Brooks Koepka. Did. I just got to say, there's some times where I looked over at Alyssa and I was like, I think for real, okay, my favorite part of the movie is like, so I didn't realize Glenn Powell started out as kind of a douchebag, not antagonist, but like, you know, rival to the star. you know, rival to the star.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Kate was her name in the movie. You know, she's like the, she had the trauma story where she got her friends killed chasing a storm because she was chasing a grant or whatever. And anyway, she goes, works in New York and she goes back to Oklahoma, links up with one of her old buddies on her chasing team. And then Glenn Powell's there and he's like the YouTube, he's like the Bryson of storm chasing, right? Faces everywhere is doing bits.
Starting point is 00:43:52 He's got the cowboy hat. He's a douchebag, but he's hot and he's Glenn Powell and he's got charisma. So they kind of like their rivals and then they finally like kind of start hanging out and they're like, let's go to a rodeo. So you're sitting there like, God, dude, this Glenn Powell guy, this character, man, what a badass. He's the storm wrangler. This guy goes right inside of the tornadoes. Oh, not only that, but you find out when they're at the rodeo. Yeah, he used to be a bull rider. So it wasn't enough that he's like just this hot storm chaser.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Yeah, he used to dabble in bull riding. Hot bull riding storm chaser. Like, okay. Like completely unnecessary. It doesn't have anything else to do with his character. It's just like, yeah, like if you guys didn't think he was hot before, this guy wrote bulls. He's got thrown off and he was like, no, I'm out. Yeah. It doesn't hold up to the first twisters. Um, I also, I, another part I really loved was Glen Palace truck. So you're like, dude, how does this guy just, you know, it's not advised if you're in the storm chasing community to just drive inside of the tornado.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Typically not ideal. Um, how is he doing this? Well, his truck has a giant drill bits on either side of it. It just drills right into the ground, Randy, and it holds you there. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't matter that they're just chasing all over people's property. They're going off-road into people's cornfields and shit, and they're just drilling into the ground. That was phenomenal. And then the main thing is, and this is a big spoiler, what's the whole point here?
Starting point is 00:45:25 Are they just trying to get data here for like research purposes? Like what's the end goal? Not only are we trying to get data, we're gonna stop the tornado dead in its tracks. We're gonna launch some stuff up there, some polymers, you're a big polymer guy. Don't mess with mother nature, man.
Starting point is 00:45:41 She's gonna go out there and she's gonna just launch it up there and it's just to suck all the life out of this tornado and stop it. Right, right. Yeah. And this is like in a two-hour movie. I was like, this is unbelievable. I don't know. I thought it was one of the more... Did I have fun watching it? No, not really. Did I have fun watching it and like commenting to my wife who was probably actually trying to watch it? Yeah, I did actually. I probably ruined the movie for her. Yeah. Me, I consider myself a little bit of a whether or not, but yeah, I did think it was a big heaping
Starting point is 00:46:13 pile of ass. They fell in love at the end, Dave. Kind of, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. It wouldn't even have fit, but they're starting their journey together. You can tell. They're going to try it out. Yeah. They're going to try it out. And you know this because when he goes to see her off at the airport, you know, typically parking in front of an airport, they're very strict about it.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Right. You can't do it. Well, they were telling him to move his car multiple times. You know what he did? He dropped the drill bits down. He drilled in front of the airport. Do you think that I'm pretty sure like that's
Starting point is 00:46:39 like a terrorist situation. This guy's not allowed to fly over again. And this guy's now a felon. You assume there's a bomb in there. Multiple times over. Yeah. You can't drill into the ground in front of the airport. You can't tell them though. That's like a terrorist situation. This guy's not allowed to fly over again. And this guy's now a felon. You assume there's a bomb in there. Multiple times over. You can't drill into the ground in front of the airport.
Starting point is 00:46:49 You can't tell him though. People don't like it when you fuck around in front of the airport. No. No. Typically. So that is my movie review. Alyssa was in the chat. So, you know, if Alyssa, this is a safe space,
Starting point is 00:46:58 if you want to go ahead and say that he did ruin the movie, you know, we're fine with that. You can say that. Hey, speaking of chat, let's do a chat pop in. Can you put them up on the screen, Randall? Chat pop-in, yeah. Let's do a chat pop-in. You wanna do a chat pop-in?
Starting point is 00:47:08 Yeah, let's see what the people are all about. You got any that stick out to you? Someone said that Dave had a massive rare L-take. I don't know. I think that was in regards to this movie. Twisters being like a giant pile of ass. That's some dirty hog. Dirty hog, I'm right, Hoss.
Starting point is 00:47:25 I didn't think it was as bad as Dave said, but I didn't enjoy the movie. Yeah, volume shooting polymers into a tornado is wild work. Thank you, Katie. I knew a polymers, great gal, says Andrew Gass. Okay. It's good. Underrated, good for you.
Starting point is 00:47:43 What else? I'm so glad we don't have to chat up all the time. Maybe at some point, like Dylan and I will become more chat aware as this becomes a more natural. Bleach it, Dorn. And that's been a, that is, there's been a reassurgence, Randy. A reassurgence, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Of people telling me to bleach it. Maybe, maybe one day. Oh yeah, the, the Bobon cameo. Oh yeah. I love Bobon. That was good. He's so skinny. Was that, do you think he was actually running naked? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:16 He probably had like some, some little underwear on. They just blurred it. All right. Be honest. If Bobon's running around naked, you want to see what that, you want to see what's going on. I'm curious. Sure. Right? Like in a respectful way. He's what that, you want to see what's going on. I'm curious, sure. Right, like in a respectful way. He's what, seven, six, five?
Starting point is 00:48:28 Yeah. Four. You want to see what's going on down there. Like you're not going to, you're not going to like go out of your way to make him like feel objectified, but you want to know. JSTubbs here has a great comment. I believe that you were taking L after L after L. Some people enjoy that, some people hate it,
Starting point is 00:48:45 but I like it. Thank you. Thank you, Jace Stubbs. I don't like it when you do it to me. Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't have such L takes. You don't even know what my L take was. I don't know. You've agreed with everything.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Someone also just said Ria time and I like that. At least Dylan essentially has given us back the forums now. Yeah, this is a forum. Is Will in the chat? I know Will's watching live out there in the bullpen. He's ready to hop in and chop it up with us. He was in there. Will, if you're watching, can you tap in
Starting point is 00:49:11 so daddy can go tap out? You gotta pee? Yeah. We're 49 minutes, we're supposed to be done. Yeah. Will, come tap in. Oh, okay. Oh, that's KJ.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Sorry, KJ, I wasn't supposed to put your thing up, but look at you. KJ's in the chat. Will was in the chat earlier. They have it up on the big screen. When you highlight the chat, does it go up on the screen for everyone to see? Okay, good stuff.
Starting point is 00:49:29 We're a walk out there after every show and they just watched it live, thinking that that was fine. Here's a good question from Andy Cooper. Is Dylan gonna take his shoes off on the live show? TBD, of course I did that a few times back in the old Grand Ex format, where my feet were
Starting point is 00:49:45 in frame of the camera and I got some interesting fans from that. So we'll see. But anyway, what's the thing where people can donate money? Oh, okay. I don't know. I'll have to figure that out. Brett is in the chat and he said, Will needs to pee first, then he's in. So. Everyone just got to pee all the time. It's tinky time in Austin, Texas. I'll be honest. I got in post-gym, it was chest day. I did some light work. I kind of nervous pounded some coffee, some cold brew.
Starting point is 00:50:08 So I did it to myself really. I like to get locked in. Yeah. My little piece is not going to explode, Aaron. Bring a porta potty into the studio. Aaron, are you the guy from like the touching base days that had the dairy farm or it was like a dairy farmer? Am I remembering that right?
Starting point is 00:50:30 I hope the, I hope the people just listening at home actually liked us. Like when we're just talking to the chat. I think, I think they like, I think they do. Dylan asked earlier how someone asked earlier how Dylan knows the couch is green. I had someone there with me who wasn't colorblind to help me with the color of the couch. So thank you. Is that where she was? She was with me. Yeah. Okay. At living spaces. the color of the couch. So thank you. Is that where she was? She was with me.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Yeah. Okay. At living spaces, Chelsea we're talking about shout out, Chelsea. She said she was going to tune in. I don't know if she's in the chat or not. Probably not. I think she's a little nervous to hop in the chat. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Dave, Dave step out, dude. Hang on. All right. He, he, Aaron said he is. Dude, Aaron, what's up, man? You, I remember Aaron got really mad at me or somebody did when I started drinking almond milk for like two weeks and the grand next days. It's a bad, it's a bad bit.
Starting point is 00:51:11 I'm back on dairy. I'm also back in on baked potatoes. There he is. Wow. Will, Will's here, folks. Shout out to our dog, Will. You want to just sit where Dave was sitting? Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:23 He wants his own seat, dude. I'm not fucking sitting where Dave's sitting. Figure it out, Randy. You think I'm just going to go sit where Dave was sitting? No. OK. He wants his own seat, dude. I'm looking for Dave. So figure it out, Randy. I think I'm just going to go just go away. You don't have to move the camera. Go. He's outside the wide frame. I'll get inside it. Yeah, you will. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Well, will the freeze everybody? Will the freeze? I do look hella sunkissed. Thank you. What's up, big dog? Just trying to get the mic situated. Probably should have done this before. Yeah, we probably could have set you up better for a smooth. The mic stand that doesn't work very well.
Starting point is 00:51:55 No, that one works. That works. The other one, that one. That's that one over there. Hi, welcome. Welcome to the first ever Circling Back live show. It's not like the first ever. Like it's the first ever of the new iteration. Right. How do you, how do you feel about it? Good. Yeah. The stew's kind of sick, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I think we need to make some, some change, some tasteful changes. Brett and I were
Starting point is 00:52:17 talking that I think we need to make it look like somebody vomited pictures on the wall. No, I totally agree. Like we got to duck it out. Behind, behind my head, there's a space that's bothering me. We've gotta fix it. Yeah, and like, do we hang that hook too high? We gotta lower the hook?
Starting point is 00:52:35 No, why? I think it's great. Because I don't think you can see the shirt very well in the wide shot. Yeah, I mean, you could see it in the wide shot once we have more people. I think it's all. We need like a dope ass hockey jersey there. So right now you could.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Oh, God, we're an arch manning jersey. We're not again. Camera went out. We're an arch manning jersey. That's fine. I don't care if it's an arch manning jersey. Dave's back, y'all. The Pawnshare shirt. Yeah, we went over that. Yeah, we know it's. Yeah, we know.
Starting point is 00:53:05 It's a sponsor. We know it. You didn't see Happy Gilmore 2 yet. No. So I was sick all weekend. If you heard Retail Therapy yesterday that we recorded on Friday, you can hear the beginning stages. My wife actually was very excited to watch Happy Gilmore 2, but because she was taking
Starting point is 00:53:24 the brunt of the parenting while I was in bed, uh, she did not have an opportunity for us to start it. You do, you do sound a little nasally. Yeah. Uh, and so, uh, I just hammered the bear all weekend, the show hammering the bear, like you were home sick in high school. We had a really good radio station called the bear. 98.5. Back in Northern Michigan. Dude, well, I'm sorry, man. You're kind of doing this like groan thing after you talk.
Starting point is 00:53:52 I know. I just stay taking L's, dude. I can't wait. You're not doing L after L after L. I'm not frat. I've podcasted with Will, we all have, like for a long time. I bought a Tahoe just so you guys would think I'd be a little more frat and then I get exposed like that.
Starting point is 00:54:09 It's tough. It's been said numerous times that Will's the frattiest member of wash media. My J-Bone? My only J-Bone. Is that J-Bone's take? Yeah, he was on IFC so he should know about it. That makes him not frat though. If you're in a fraternity and you're on IFC, that just means that you lack the intangibles.
Starting point is 00:54:26 It gives narc. J-Bow was on IFC? Yeah. Yeah. Apparently Tony P was too of DC fame. That makes sense. And that does make sense. Apparently he really wanted to scale back
Starting point is 00:54:37 to partying wherever he was. Let's get some new pictures, man. Then when you look sun kissed on the screen out there. I know, I've seen a shot of it. You know what? I kind of thought you'd come back a little more bronze. I was, I was super. Responsible.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Yeah. Good. I was. Yeah. Good. Honestly. Um, so I sprinted into the ocean at DC rough and, uh, dude, I, I, I don't sprint often, you didn't flail, but I was, I was, I was a little sore.
Starting point is 00:55:04 I haven't seen this. You didn't see my sprint I was, I was, I was a little sore. I haven't seen this. You didn't see my sprint? No. Do you not watch stories, dude? Like it was reposted on circling back, bro. It's probably expired by now. Well, I guess I'll send it to Randy to post and the people can be the judge of, of, uh, my sprint versus yours. So how do you guys think this is going? I think it's going well. Joke for three. You might be watching. It's been fun. It feels I've got to.
Starting point is 00:55:31 There's a palpable energy. The vibes are high. It is pretty. I'll get on the couch together, too. It's a love seat. So of course we do. Yeah. While you're here, you want to do a Squarespace read?
Starting point is 00:55:48 Yeah. You kind of like the goat. Yeah, can I do one? I don't have the exact copy in front of me. So if you want, if you want to do the required, dude, how small is the, you think I can read that? Dylan, you have the smallest font ever. I got a good eyesight.
Starting point is 00:56:02 That's a testament to Dylan's eyes. I mean, this kind of feels like a roundtable discussion, but we're not here to talk about that. We're here to talk about Squarespace. It's the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online, whether you're just starting out or scaling your business. Squarespace gives you everything you need to claim your domain, showcase your offerings with a professional website, grow your brand and get paid all in one place.
Starting point is 00:56:30 So when I first started Sunday Scaries 13 years ago, I started on like a non-blogging platform. Okay. I was like, all right. And I tweeted something out to somebody when they were saying something about Sunday Scaries on Twitter. And they said to me, you don't have an actual website, you're just on this platform. It kind of caught me. I was like, you're kind of right, dude. So I was like, I got to get a dope looking website. Like I need this thing to be aesthetically polished. I need to be able to get orders from this thing. I need to be able to blog easily. I need to be able to easily create pages. I went straight to Squarespace. I haven't gotten off of it since. Recently redesigned the site. Damn. Looks great.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Very easy. Dylan and I are template boys. Dude, once you get yourself a template, Hoss, it all just falls into place from there. You can do pretty much anything. They don't even just have templates. Like if you are totally like not good at this stuff, they just have pages that you can create that are like preset out for you. So it's like, oh, you want to create a slideshow here. Here's a bunch of different slideshow formats
Starting point is 00:57:38 that you can do and all you have to do is type in your little info. Some of the dumbest people I know use Squarespace and have beautiful looking websites that they run their business through. Is that person from the man. Some of the dumbest people I know use Squarespace and have beautiful looking websites that they run their business through. Is that person in the room right now? Like I said, some of the dumbest people I know know how to do this and they thrive on it.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Check out squarespace.com slash steam for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code steam to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain again Go to squarespace.com Steam for a free trial when you're ready to launch use offer code steam to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain You guys want to shrink the game We're not going to ask randy. We're not going to ask that of randy, but we do want to shrink the game Can you find the button randy? Oh the shrink the game button Uh, I could you know what I certainly can
Starting point is 00:58:30 I can at least try as long as it's fully Labeled on here shrink Just shrink the fucking game randy um Oh, yeah, we're doing it live, folks. Yes. Shrink the game. So. I'm assuming this was getting hot in the burner verse. Oh, Randy's getting slacked by you.
Starting point is 00:59:04 I'm assuming this is getting some in the burner verse. Oh, Randy's getting slacked. That was me. It was hit by you. I'm assuming this was getting some action in the burner verse, but we have a list of Rushies or we have some people who are submitting to be Rushies at Bama. Tuscaloosa Dylan. And one guy is really turning some heads. E-Dog. You talking about E-Dog?
Starting point is 00:59:24 I'm talking about E-Dog. I'm talking about E-Dog. I'm pretty out of the burner-verse at this point. Like I don't see much, but I have my shooters out there who will send me stuff, quote tweet stuff that needs to be seen. I don't know how real this is or if this is a modified. I can't, I have no signs of seeing if this is a modified or edited screenshot. I don't want to live in a world where this is fake. I want this to be real so bad.
Starting point is 00:59:47 This guy's gold chain is so much better than yours, Dylan. Oh, I forgot the word. I'm like fucking gold chain. How do you take it off? Well, real ones, dude. I take it off to shower because it's not real. D1 bag rippers don't take their chain off. What's good, T-Town?
Starting point is 01:00:01 Name's Ethan. My boys call me E-Dog, and the birds call me E. I'm coming into Tuscaloosa hot this fall, and I'm ready to scorch the place up for real. My interests include chillin' hard, kickbacks with the boys, pre-game aux, a VG cowboy hats, and Sun Cruisers. What are Sun Cruisers?
Starting point is 01:00:19 They're like, they're pretty much like twisted tees. Now they're a new brand of hard tees. I'm an athlete at heart. So if you want to play me in beer, dye bags or pong, be prepared to leave crying and without your bird. If you don't fuck with John Summon, I don't know who John Summon is. He's a DJ dude.
Starting point is 01:00:37 In disco lines, then we cannot and will not be boys. He's a mad popular DJ. I'm looking to rush, but I'm already a Pike legacy. My dad and his boys created the handshake in parentheses. I don't think that's true. If you think you're top house, you're probably not. DM me and I might get back to you. Basically, if you're not an A1 chiller
Starting point is 01:00:54 and a D1 bag shredder, don't bother contacting me or trying to talk to me when you see me ripping it up on campus. This has to be fake. I mean. Dude, he's a D1 bag. Even if it is fake, you will not be able to take a one chiller or D1 bag ripper out of my lexicon for the next 365 days.
Starting point is 01:01:14 That's one that's gonna stick around. Is he wearing a Cox polo? Yes, he's got his chain off because he's a D1 bag ripper, dude. That's okay. He doesn't take the chain off. There has to be a photo out there where Dylan looks like this in the photo. Oh yeah. This looks like the high school photo that you
Starting point is 01:01:31 used to have as your avvy. Yeah. This kind of looks like that. I love that picture. Yeah. This looks, this looks like 2004 Dylan. I was confused on the term D1 bag ripper or shredder. Is it shredder ripping and shredding? D1 bag shredder. I thought maybe he was tossing bags at cornhole, but they explained to me it's about cocaine. But I kind of forgot that earlier in his bio, he talks about playing bags. I think it might be bags.
Starting point is 01:01:56 And so now I'm like, now I'm questioning. No one, no one, no one claim like puts it out there to the public that they do cocaine so freely like this. Right? It's like, it out there to the public that they, they do cocaine so freely like this, right? It's like a, it doesn't matter. Maybe maybe talking about playing bags is their way of saying tacitly it's code that they're willing to do drugs. This is the most punchable face a guy can make.
Starting point is 01:02:22 So like you, like you're at the bars like, Oh dude, we're doing a late night over at a Tomlinson's. It's like, yeah, we're just, we're gonna be tossing bags over there. Like the dog store. Oh, we're going to buy some high priced pet gear. It's like, Oh yeah, we're playing, we're playing cornhole. Cornhole can be something else too. Dawn.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Someone said, Bert, is he British? And then the guy who tweeted this originally said, nah, he's just Ferdda and can send it better than anyone. Ferdda boys. Is that what it means? Ferda? Ferda boys. God, the game has passed us by so hard. I mean, I knew what it meant. Did you? What if I show up to our golf tournament in a week and a half's time and I like meet the guys that I haven't met before and I'm just like, dude, you're like an A1 chiller, dude. It's good to see you. There's some A1 chillers there. I believe it. I know some of the A1 chillers that are going to be there. Sneaky, sneaky, Blaine's an A1 chiller. Oh, Blaine's an A1 chiller, dude. He might be a Heinz 57 chiller. This guy's got to watch out for him. He's got to
Starting point is 01:03:19 come with it. This podcast's gone too bro-y. That's fine. We lost somebody on Patreon and their exit survey said, a little bro-y now. Frat humor always plays. I'm sorry. Well, I mean, when you have the king of frat in the room, you can't not talk about these things. It's like, it's too on-brand. This company wouldn't exist if it weren't for you guys being in fraternity with the people that started a company called Total frat move and then fired everybody. Yeah. It's a good way of putting it. We built the foundation out of frat humor.
Starting point is 01:03:52 Do you ever talk about how you and Ross like honestly like kind of butted heads over who was frattier? It was icy in the office for all of 2016. He was originally called the king of frat. But then you were like kind of campaigning. No, I don't. Be like, can you all start calling me that? I let him have it. Didn't you write like a TFM book and they just chose the one that was better?
Starting point is 01:04:15 We just took a long time to type out. It took six years to write that book. You actually handled yours. Yeah, thanks. We're gonna go with this guy's though. Dylan's out here playing the Game of Thrones of who's fratter. You were kind of the little finger
Starting point is 01:04:26 or big finger of the frat world. You think so? Yeah. What was I? Who was the guy that like never went to battle? You could have been Tyrion. I was the guy. You did go to battle a couple of times.
Starting point is 01:04:38 What's the bald headed guy with the Varus? Yeah. He was a eunuch though. Yeah. Well that's more like Dave cause Dave doesn't use any balls. Yeah, shout out, he's bald. I get it. Yeah. Well, that's more like Dave cuz they know yeah, he's bald I get it Thanks for a waiter double joke. I Have a we shout out a dog
Starting point is 01:04:52 Cool if you watch Game of Thrones over the weekend while you're home sick They're good in I mean you could have watched like half of the first season The vibe that I had towards the bear season four when I walked in for retail therapy on Friday And it had only seen two episodes, I've completely switched that vibe up now. Anyone talking trash on season four is a non-ball-nower in my opinion. I very much enjoyed it.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Yeah, I finished it and I know you have a couple episodes left. I'm hoping to finish tonight. Okay, yeah, you will. I thought it was a perfectly good way to end the season and I think as a season as a whole, it was delightful. Do you think this guy could be on Love Island season four USA? This dude, this dude is in the villa.
Starting point is 01:05:31 If this is a real character, we need to see, he needs to see, he needs to be on screen. No, I'm sorry. This guy's cost some more. Yeah. So that's, I was going to mention that. Like he could just be a, he could be a bombshell. Yeah. Did you like John Daly watching Love Island on Happy Come What You Do? That was a good little bit. Yeah. I said no spoilers, dude. John Daly is a big highlight of that movie in his cameo, in his guest supporting role.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Recurring cameo. Recurring cameo. What do we need to put in the studio? Pictures. I'm glad you came on because we really don't even like our first time doing a live show on YouTube like for certain black. We don't need to do the last segment. We can't even we can't play it. The Yankee game one. Oh, Daddy Yankee.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Oh, the Philly one. It was at Yankee Stadium and the guy was a Philly fan. Philly fan. All right. Yeah, I had some according to big content Guy, he was resetting her router. What does that mean? Absolutely resetting her router. Yeah, I originally thought that it was machine driven.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Oh, it's hard to see the guy's, where his hand is, right? It's so much more egregious that he was just leaned over. Did you see the extended cover? He licked his finger at the end. Okay. I've not seen this. Yeah. We don't put it up.
Starting point is 01:06:49 We can't play it. I'm assuming it was some heavy petting sexual stuff. He was just fingering this chick. Oh, it looks like she was being exercised. In broad daylight out of Yankees game. Hell yeah. Yeah. I was wondering like, I don't know why I thought of this,
Starting point is 01:07:04 but I was like, man, if I was there with like my, my kid, would I rather like this be going on or like a, a viral fight? Yeah. Like what, what's, you know what I mean? It's easier to shield your kid from this because it's, it's much more subtle than a fight. If it's, if it fights going down, like I'm not going to get in the middle of that and stop it most likely. If this is going down, like I might be throwing some cracker jacks at them. Like if you're like, Hey dude, chill out. Hey, Hey, chill out. Yeah. That's one. That's one. I think you're entitled to be a narc and be like, dude, what are y'all, what are y'all doing? That's not just booze, right? You can't be knocking and bucking in Yankee Stadium. Nah.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Never told you. I saw a very similar situation when I was in Vegas at the Johnny Rockets and the Flamingo. I don't like how you're so spread eagle right now. You're really doing some man spreading in your desk right now Randy. Skin tight. Printing the boys over here. Are those chubbies bro? These are, these are my cackinators.
Starting point is 01:08:02 My cockinators Dylan. Don't fucking say that. They're sponsors, you can't say that. God. Good grief man. Just forcing it. These are these are my cackinators like cockinators Dylan But yeah, you guys used to not be able to see my legs because I had the TV right in front of that Maybe I'll maybe I'll put something there So you don't have to see my legs Anyways, some guy was fingering a chick at the Johnny Rockets in the flamingo when I was in Vegas And I'd looked over and also go the burger place. Yeah, I saw this I Saw this dude in Vegas once who was just, I thought it was inappropriate.
Starting point is 01:08:30 He was just getting like massages the entire time of the sports book. And then I realized it was just Dylan paying for him one after another. Stop. What dude? Stop. There's nothing wrong with that. You want to be relaxed when you go hit the tables. I'm always, I'm always weirded out by the guys who pay for that, like the poker rooms.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Dude, I saw a guy go over an hour just going back to back to back. Ten minute massages. Dude, that guy's an A1 chiller. I was I was a one chilling with another A1 chiller, John Hickey. There you go. It's a second. He and I were just looking like, what the hell is this guy doing? Like, you can't do this for this long of a period during March madness. No, that guy must have just been real.
Starting point is 01:09:07 He had some serious money on the line, probably hundreds of dollars, hundreds on one of the games. Yeah, I think. I think the would the make be rolling in his his grave? No, this is going down. Yeah, but the shit went on back then, too. Wasn't he getting who was the one that was Looney Tunes under the stadium? Yeah. Who was the one with Marilyn Monroe?
Starting point is 01:09:29 Joe DiMaggio, Joe DiMaggio. Where have you got Joe DiMaggio? Passed away famously. Yeah, he go. Is that what the line's about? I think it's what is it about? I don't know. 56 game hitting streak. I think it might be more of like a
Starting point is 01:09:45 where have the traditions gone, you know? Yeah. Like Joe DiMaggio was a Good old days syndrome. Yeah. Like where are you Joe? DiMaggio is an all time baseball name. It's a great name. I watched the entirety of last night's
Starting point is 01:10:01 Sunday night baseball game. Tigers? Mets, Giants. Wow. We'll just night's Sunday night baseball game. Tigers? Mets, Giants. Wow. We'll just watch it Sunday night baseball. That's how you know your boy's sick and bored. They have Mr. Met in the booth. I think I saw that going around.
Starting point is 01:10:15 Dude, how about that rookie on the Hayes? He called the home run a foul ball. Nick Kurtz. Yeah, how about him? Six for six, four bombs. Against the Strohs, Rangers only four games Rangers only four game four games background into 22 years old This side that I sat there wishing it was Rooker the entire time and not him that guy You know what Rooker just basically like open it up for them. They didn't want to pitch to Rook
Starting point is 01:10:36 I don't even know where he is in the lineup, but they're just like throwing this guy everything is like we got real coming up Yeah, was he was he batting in front of him? He really freed it up for him. No, yeah, that was cool. Four home runs. You've never done that shit, Dylan. You're right. Never will. I do have this video.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Do you wanna show you guys running in the ocean? Yeah, let's see it, bud. All right, let's- Randy's downloading videos live. I'm gonna just put this out there. My groin muscles are not equipped for them. You have knife hands on this. That means you went all out.
Starting point is 01:11:07 That means you went all out. So I appreciate the effort. Good. That's a little loud. That's not me. For the people of New Year, that's my son. Okay. Yeah, Dave, you look tiny with your shirt on.
Starting point is 01:11:18 All right, here we go. Hair's popping though. God, he's got good flow. He's got great flow. Yes. No flailing, though. God, he's got good flow. He's got great flow. Yes, no flailing in sight. Yes. Watch this. This dude's football just happened to flow to me and I get a little it stops right when I'm about to toss it.
Starting point is 01:11:34 I was wondering if you briefed anyone there. You're supposed to run until you fall. I saw that guy's football and that's not it. You're not a real chopper. OK. Well, Dylan will just be jogging around town with these T-Rex hands. You're not a real stepper, dude.
Starting point is 01:11:52 I like, I just, I like to, I like to dead sprint into the ocean. It's kind of a bit I do. It's kind of a bit now I've brought my son into it. So it's like basically our bit. I like it. That's a good, you like it. Yeah, you should keep doing it.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Oh, I didn't see the video. Dude, I was gonna, I was gonna do it in the Cape, but the water was so cold and then, plus there were great whites everywhere. So I would do it. I went to San Francisco this weekend, but it's a high of 61. Oh.
Starting point is 01:12:13 No, no complaints there, brother. No complaints there, brother. You're right. That sounds so sick. What are you guys gonna do this weekend in fun now? That's a question I have. It's a boon. Thursdays, I assume. Maybe Thursday.
Starting point is 01:12:23 Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, don't make that one guy who used to hate have. Thursdays, I assume. Maybe Thursday. Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, it'll make that one guy who used to hate it on touching base happy. He was like, they do this on Wednesday. It's just kind of, maybe it was on this show. It was kind of disrespectful. Some of us have to work like, okay. If he's still around, he will appreciate that we're moving it to Thursdays now.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Yeah, it's okay. It'll be less offensive to those who work Friday. I get Thursday, I don't know. We work too. As someone who's been working on Fridays lately, especially like doing retail therapy and stuff like that. I'm kind of shocked by how many people get summer Fridays. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:59 That's something ever off. Like at Grand Ex, if we wanted to leave right after lunch, we could go leave and work from home, but you and I weren't putting out any content after lunch on a Friday. No, internet's dead. Internet's dead, dude. Like that was a, if your column got put out at 2 PM on a Friday, it was a throwaway.
Starting point is 01:13:15 That meant that it either sucked or we felt like we needed to just publish something because we hadn't published enough. Don't worry though. The morning tea boost was carrying the site anyway. 64 people would read it. It was just a total waste. That I, yeah. Remarketing it a couple of days later.
Starting point is 01:13:30 It was like, yeah, no, this, this, this just went to the abyss. We used to AB test. There was a time there were AB testing. Yeah, we were. It's good. Has this gone viral? Man, good 45 minute show. Just like we drew up.
Starting point is 01:13:43 We, we, we, we doubled the time we were supposed to. Why was it supposed to be 45 minutes? We're trying to stick to 45 minutes. Just cause it's going to be four days. Can I throw shit at the wall? Throw it out there. I don't think that's a good decoration for the wall. I'm not going to catch it.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Yeah. Maybe some plants, but not shit. You go like that though. How did we feel about the 10 30 start today? I felt great about it. Okay. How did Randy feel about that 10 30 start today? I felt great about it. Okay. How did Randy feel about that 10 30 start? Part of me wondered if 11 makes more sense versus 10 30 based on how the morning goes.
Starting point is 01:14:10 But I'm just, I just, I don't know. I'm not saying that's like 11 is the move. I just wasn't sure if it was rushed this morning, if there's enough time for everything. I think 11 would be nice too. Just to make sure Dave has enough time to do his tinky breaks. But I also- Why are you making this about me?
Starting point is 01:14:26 That's mean. Why are you making this about me? You get an extra monitor and get real cocky. I'm fine with 11 if we wanted to switch to 11, but we'll see. We'll see. I just didn't know. Because sometimes we aim to sit down at my 10.30
Starting point is 01:14:37 and then we don't start recording till 10.55. I like the live aspect because it's like 10.30 is a hard start, right? Obviously. So it feels like there's a little bit more urgency. Once 10 o'clock rolls around, it's like, 30 is a, it's a hard start. Right. Obviously. So it's like, it feels like there's a little bit more urgency once, once 10 o'clock rolls around, it's like, and you got to do the work at night. You got to find some stuff for the rundown. Dear chat, uh, comment if you want, uh, 11, if you prefer 11 o'clock.
Starting point is 01:14:56 See how they feel about it. First episode. We'll see how they feel about it. Well, one guy did a post on the Reddit. He's like, you know what? Petition and just move this thing up an hour. Let's move it up for him. Move it up to nine for that guy.
Starting point is 01:15:09 No, what did he want? I think 11. I think it was a bit. I think he was doing a bit. I think someone was like, how dare they without consulting and then whoever his username was is pretty good. Maybe 11.
Starting point is 01:15:22 What if I'm gonna try to sneak out and play nine like at launch just kind of interferes you know. Do we always do that? We always do. Sneaking out doing dope shit. It's literally never happened since you've been here. No, Will and I are going to do it this week.
Starting point is 01:15:32 No, yeah, we do need to go to Butler Pitch and putt and get my short game going. I'm worried about my game. Putting Will, maybe he's back. Okay. I'm worried about my chipping up the putting. I'm telling you guys, the chat right now is 11. Excuse me, more people are in for 11 for 1030. There's a big 1030 guy right there.
Starting point is 01:15:53 Shout out Hunter. What if I'm hungry? I'm seeing both, bro. Yeah. I'm seeing both, dude. Boy has daily meetings at 1030. So for a patete. Okay, since this person is here.
Starting point is 01:16:02 You know what? Yeah, you know what? Since this person is here. Yeah, all right, all right. I feel bad. I feel bad he's missing the beginning for his daily meetings. We got to switch it up. Yeah. I mean, East Coast, it's 1130 on the East Coast. You got to, that's, you know, 11 o'clock would be prime lunchtime for those people. So. I call it the beast coast. I think that 1030 is good.
Starting point is 01:16:20 Will, did you hear the big news? Next week is teacher week. Teachers deserve it. We want to hear is teacher week. Teachers deserve it. We want to hear from our teachers. We want to hear from the teachers. We want to hear from people who've got good teacher stories and more importantly, we want to, we want to clear the lists. Well, we were talking about this last week.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Oh yeah. Send your lists in. We'll do our best to clear them. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? That's a great Dakota. Put up a poll.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Maybe we should put up a poll. It's a hog reveal. We'll see. Show it to them. Put up your poll, dude. I'm not doing, I'm not putting my poll up. Put up a poll. Put up your poll, dude. I'm not doing, I'm not putting my poll up. Put up your poll. Not the first episode. I get it.
Starting point is 01:16:50 Smart. Oh man. Did you go cowboy hats spur of the moment or were you, did you like. I just wanted to set a set of tone. I thought, I thought about it last week. It's like, yeah, I'm going to do the cowboy half of the first one just to mix it up. Get people excited. You know, I'm going to do the Kangol tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Do it. Do it. I was rocking a bucket over 4th of July. It's a vibe. Honestly, it feels great around the water. Yeah. It's kind of a one chiller move. Yeah. Pretty cherry pre-show 10 30 curtains up at 11. We could give the aux to us. The pre-show dog. You just play, we just play music for the pregame. KJ just gets in here and mixes it up. He's jam out. Yeah. Oh, Hey, can I ask a question when we do? So we're going to KJ is going to be a part of it.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Like we're going to bring people in, like even if they're remote, he'll be on this monitor. We don't have like no one. Okay. This will be, this will be more relaxed to have guests in for sure. Even though my posture is suffering, I'm going gonna bring my lumbar support in tomorrow. These chairs need more lumbar. Yeah, I got something for you.
Starting point is 01:17:49 Okay. Yeah, we need something. We could add some more throw pillows. I think we might need to get like, each of us brings in a blanket, we can drape over the back of the chair. Dylan, one for his forearms. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:18:00 Yeah, I get chilly. What are you looking at, bitch? Nothing. I'm putting in get chilly. You look in that bitch. Nothing. I'm putting in my tiny ass arms and your gray shirt. My arms look so much bigger than yours. They do, especially on camera, too. Oh, my God. Will's look so much bigger than yours. OK. I'm pushing my official vote in for 11 o'clock is the producer vote. So your vote doesn't mean much.
Starting point is 01:18:20 I kind of think it's a 30 because I don't want to do 30 now. Yeah, it's in 30 sounds right. There's a lot sounds right. Okay. Can we do like a week of 10 30 and then assess? Yeah, we'll do the rest of the week 10 30 since we've been saying 10 30. But yeah, it's 10 30. It's staying at 10 30. I saw one dude say 10 30 hit and I felt that. You know what? We'll have a Patreon tier. It's a $10,000 tier. And that tier gets to decide what time we record. Yep. I like it. It's called the God tier. What are we getting Casey Smith back on? We need feminine energy.
Starting point is 01:18:54 Can I get, can I get on the next one that she's on? Yeah. She hasn't followed me back on Twitter. You want to call her out? No, I don't want to call her out. I want to just get on the radar and be like, Hey, I'm cool too. Hey man, I'm cool too. Well, I thought that might be how it works, but. Oh, let's call her out. She follows your boy. Follows Dylan. Yeah, let's get her back on. Wonder what that's about. I don't know. She's a nice young lady.
Starting point is 01:19:18 The backers seem to really like her. She's great. I think we need to have a whiteboard behind Randy like Woody Page. 1030 for the international listeners. Yoko says, Oh, what's up, Yoko? It's straight up 830 on the west coast. I'm assuming that's one of the two backers that hung out with in Japan. Waking back. Yeah, that is early. 830 is early for those folks. That is early. 830 is early for those folks. Find a way. 11. We'll think about it.
Starting point is 01:19:53 We need something on this, don't we? Like a plant or maybe an agave. Oh, can I work out an idea? Yeah, the coffee table needs something on it. The aura frame. A succulent. You can't put a fucking picture frame on a coffee table. Why not? Because that looks weird. All right. I'll just shut the fuck up then. All right, I was gonna say,
Starting point is 01:20:08 do you mind just shutting the fuck up? You could put it on the fridge too. Yeah, I just put Skelly there cause I just felt like, too many people were commenting about how that he was in a cuck corner when you posted that photo. So like, you know, Skelly needs to be a part of the crew. I am once again stating that just because someone has a chair in their bedroom, just don't make it a cuck chair. We can't just call out cuck chairs all the time.
Starting point is 01:20:27 Yeah, I agree. KJ says 1030 cams on you just get to see Randy's dumper milling around setting stuff up. Yeah. Okay, KJ. Yeah, maybe. Can I see how the sausage is made? Interesting. Well, this has been fun. What's everybody doing for lunch? Going home. I made some dope tuna salad. Your boys got to run by UPS. I was sent the wrong package by a company, so I need to go pop that in the mail for the
Starting point is 01:21:02 D1 chiller who didn't get his package on time. I've got to craft an email for the oil change place that did not reattach my skid plate. As someone who needs an oil change, please let me know where you went. So I don't go there. Yeah. I'm going to see how they, I'm not going to name names yet, but I'm going to see how they are and then I'm going to give them first a bad review. Second, I'm going to call whoever does like the licensing for these places. And then I'm going to call whoever does the licensing for these places.
Starting point is 01:21:27 And then I'm going to do the Better Business Bureau. And then I'm going to bring it to the pod if they're not amenable to my request. Because it's good points. It's probably like $150 piece, just plastic, but putting it on with labor, it's going to be like a $400, $500 deal. I don't want to deal with that. Hell yeah. Get on your dad shit. Yup. I'm stinking mad. Yeah, I feel like we're at a point where we don't know how to end this. We don't.
Starting point is 01:21:52 I told Sally the other day about the two desserts that were brought to your table, one of which should have been complimentary. Where were we? I don't want to out them because I respect this place. Ah, yes. Well, she was very happy that you flagged it. Said, eh, hold up.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Hold up, hold up. Well, it was the avocado roll that they brought. Oh. So it wasn't dessert. Yeah. Okay. But either way, it was still something that like they brought out and I was like contemplating,
Starting point is 01:22:24 like maybe I should just not say anything or should I be like the cheap ass? And I'm glad I was. It's like, yeah, that's bad precedent. You can't do that. You're not going to walk or roll over me. This show is no longer film before a live studio audience. Randy's. Randy, come on, dude. No, it's okay. He's having a tough time. There it is. He's having a tough one, folks. You gotta fade that out. Got a lot to do over there. Got a lot of screen. Nah, Dave barely ever fades it out anymore. Why don't you stop? Why do you deflect everything to me now? Yeah, come on, dude. All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow at 1030 Central. Yes. For now. We'll see. Bye. Bye- Bye. Thanks for watching guys!

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