Circling Back - It's The Only Way She Can Eat Fajitas | Circling Back 6-29-26

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Hello, Hello, welcome back The circling back podcast. Thank you. Monday morning. My name is Dave. Producing today. Off to an interesting start,
Starting point is 00:00:30 Randall Trebaki. Why am I off to it? Hi, Dave. You fucked something up on the video and then your microphone was over there and you just, you look a little bit disheveled. I don't fuck anything up on the video. I'm having a great time.
Starting point is 00:00:42 I'm trying to upload a story to the circling back Instagram. Get Ryan up moving around a little bit. Stop. Get them loose in the pen, dude. Start stretching. Go check out Instagram story on today's. Yeah, they do the walkie-talkie now. You used to be the phone on the wall.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Yeah, phone was saying. Not anymore. There was a landline. There was an instance, gosh, years ago. They did the phone thing still. And someone got hold of the number to the bullpen, like some random fans or something. And they would prank call the bullpen and be like, hey, get, get Trumbacky up. And you saw them starting to scramble out there.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Like, it actually worked. I think that's what the Reddit post was. It was a screenshot from that video. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't realize that. That's so good. That's a fucking prank.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Get Ryan up and moving. I'm just doing social media promo. Go check out the story. Dude, don't get so offensive, man. Chill. God, I'll Philly shell you.
Starting point is 00:01:50 You're going to know what? Is that what you guys are doing? The Philly show. I don't know what he was doing. I don't know what doing. It's going to be bad. It's going to be bad, my guy. I cleaned it up.
Starting point is 00:02:03 I cleaned it up. Hey, are you Dustin Porre? Hey, man, fuck you. Hey, fuck you, bro. All right. Okay. There's a question. Kate?
Starting point is 00:02:15 What a turn. By the way, I would get to pretend like intern Jaden isn't just ingesting 80 grams of protein right now as we speak. I walked out and I was like, oh, you got to, anytime I see somebody eating at David bar, I have to comment. I'm like, oh, you got a David bar. How do you like it? They're at Costco. We get him at Costco now. He's like, oh, it's really good.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Cool. And I noticed he was also drinking a premier protein shake. I'm like, dude, hold on. You're getting like 60 grams. He's protein maxing. He's on the Dan train right now. That's a lot. Dylan Chivry.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Pretty stoked to be here, man. I feel like it's going to be a good week, a short week, but a good week of content. I guess it won't affect our content because Friday. No. Frankly, I don't know what you're talking about. It's Fourth of July weekend coming up. This is not going to affect the schedule of the show. I should know that.
Starting point is 00:03:01 No, it's not. But anyway, point being, back to my original point, give me a strong week. What's the point? It's going to be a strong content. What's the point? But it's not going to affect, it's not going to be a short week for us, right? I'm not coming in Friday.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I don't think anybody is. Oh, man. Are we taking Friday off? Hmm. Hold on. Randy, I'm going to put that. Dave and I got that meeting. So it's probably best that you don't come in for that.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Why? You just move it to Thursday. Randy and I have, so last week it's like, hey, you want to do a lunch? Randy and I do a lunch like maybe once a quarter. Once a month maybe. No. Depends. Probably once every two months.
Starting point is 00:03:43 So, yeah, let's go. Where do you want to go? Randy was really feeling techs mechs. So we go to Polvo's. I got back from Europe and I just wanted some Mexico. Yeah. So, all right, let's go. We go.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Polvo's is great. The original one over there on South First by Brett's whole place. Not to pass Doxham, but I did. Go. And then the next thing you know, we're just getting all the reels from it. All the salsa content. I just wanted to go and eat chips and salsa in peace. And Randy's like, no, we got to make all the content today.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I'm like, all right. So now I'm just doing this dumb ass chips and salsa memes and vids. I can't stop looking at this picture. So good. Unrelated. It is. Our community noted it. You did?
Starting point is 00:04:25 I did. It's fake. I don't know that it is. Post it on circling back story. All right. I will. Oh, well. Just no context.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I bet. Is this from your Twitter? It's from my Twitter. Whoa. Bless you. Desi. last week. Bless you.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Hey, tomorrow is roommate week. How about that? It's going to be all roommate stories on the Patreon. It's going to be great. Now is the time to go sign up for Patreon.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I promise you this will deliver. I don't even know. I got to organize it because I've got all the ones I want to use. I just don't know if I want to use them all in one episode or save some. You're laughing? I'm doing a podcast and you're laughing.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Is this really you, Dave? Yeah. It's not real. To be fair, he had just left the gym so he was on a pump. That left arm, that vein is 100% unnatural. No one's, that, that is the vein of a 50-year-old man who's just on all the TRG. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:24 There are many guys like that at Gold's Gym. Not this big, but they have that. High school, getting the vein, like, was a big deal. Yeah. I had it in high school and then I grew up and now I don't really have a vein as much. But that is not real. By the way, I didn't ask for Chat GPT to make the shirt sleeveless. just decided to do that on its own.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Yeah, good move. I appreciate, yeah. What's up with, why did my pecks really didn't grow proportionally much, my arms and shoulders? I think they're pretty big. You do focus on arms a little much. Yeah. Good for you. What if Dave didn't grow very much either?
Starting point is 00:06:00 What if Dave just, like, one summer decided to just get like this? He came in here and I'm like, dude, what the fuck's going on? I have a fraternity brother who I kind of, we all kind of, well, I felt a little bit of touch of them. and he lives in Austin, but he's now, he's been at lifetime, and I see him at lifetime, and always say what up to him, but he was used to be my size. And I'm not kidding. Like, almost identical, maybe even a little smaller in college. Is he on gear? I don't know what he's on. I'm not going to speculate, but I mean, this is not far off.
Starting point is 00:06:33 He's a mammoth. Do I know this person? You've heard me talk about him. You've probably, you've almost certainly, he's a four to six o'clock lifetimer. Okay. So you've almost certainly seen him. But yeah, he's huge now. Wow.
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Starting point is 00:07:07 It's exciting. Quick Dave shout out. Or actually, real quick. Oh, we got the Haas line. I got a shout out to 877-3-55-25-2-hoss. That's 877-3-55-2-4-6-7-7. Listener voicemails drops every Friday. Shout out to the Will Mommies.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Looks like they had a great time. I saw a hot dog on the water. I thought maybe you had made a trip over there, but it wasn't you. I need to tap into that account. I miss that. I'm going to go look. Had a good time. Good for them, man.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Why the hot dog? I don't get it. I don't either. Like, it feels like a lizard might have been a better place. Yeah, considering you are a lizard. They get custo coosies and everything, man. They go all out. Yeah, they send us shirts.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I know. Okay, I see the hot dog. Yeah, what's the significance there? I don't know, man. That's weird. Okay. That's the most Florida pool ever, by the way. They all have the covered thing they have to.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Bug City, man. Bug City. It's kind of a bummer. Yeah. Does it affect your sunlight? Like your ability to absorb the rays? Marginally. Not only a hot dog on the water,
Starting point is 00:08:26 on top of a single slice of Zah, too. They play their Zah card in the water. You can't, you can't do that. Lizzy on the water. Lizard in the sky. Smoke on the water? Everybody knows that, Rich. Smoke on the water.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Pomp, bong, bong, bom, bama. Bamp bamp bha. Who made it all the way around. Man, we got to win some type of podcast award for that one right there. Yeah, potty or whatever. What are the podcast? I don't know they're called potty. They're like the streamies or something.
Starting point is 00:09:09 I heart music. Shout out to the undame member of Wash Media was not Brett because he's not here who just decided, I'm going to go in the bathroom. I'm going to use not only all of the. toilet paper, but even that last little square that sticks to the roll, they pulled, like, it was teapel. So it was completely off.
Starting point is 00:09:26 It was a naked roll as if, like, something you were going to, something you were going to, like, do an arts and crafts with. I don't want to speculate, but that's some rainy. They left it on there. And I wasn't even using it. That is not me type of shit, because I owe it out to me, a real guy. I'm giving myself a real guy
Starting point is 00:09:42 award. Dave's a real guy. I was just in there doing a onesie, and I noticed it, and I was like, I was like, I can't. Hold on. Oh, onesy? Pee-P. Right. I know what you mean.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah, I was making pee-pee. And I was like, I can't leave this there. It was just such a bad look for whoever comes in after me. So I changed it. But dude, strip that thing naked. Like that last little one that sticks. They're just like, no, I need that too. I know that it wasn't me because I'm the one that purchases the toilet paper.
Starting point is 00:10:11 And I'm always quite aware about the toilet paper supply. I know it wasn't me. Because I'm not a scumbag. Like a lot of the guys around here are. You understand? man and now i have my glasses on so i'm i know i'm not fucking around did you know that when he has his glasses on i mean he's not fucking around i don't mean he's i'm i'm here to fucking get down to business let's get down with this weekend a fun bitch brodon it's go out this weekend there's a
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Starting point is 00:12:48 Randall let's go Randall Randy had a big one I had a big weekend He played Potso man Yeah which I see we have a segment about that later So I'll just briefly touch on that So yeah Went down to Purdue
Starting point is 00:13:02 For a wedding this weekend For I guess yeah I guess I went up to Purdue I'm not particular about that But people are I guess I'm still used to just thinking I'm like from Northwest Indiana Chicago that I was down to Purdue
Starting point is 00:13:15 So I guess I went up to Purdue this time Gary in Indiana area. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I went there Friday morning and we flew into Chicago, got to see Megan's dad for a second, then got lunch with my mom and then hung out with my brother and his wife and kids for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:13:36 So we got to do little family stuff, head down in Purdue, then did welcome drinks. And this was like her first time really meeting all my college friends too. So, of course, you know, they're all shitting on me the whole time. And she still decided to stick with me. But it was a lot of fun. I got to show her around campus. Our fraternity is usually closed during the summers. But we walked by and it was open.
Starting point is 00:14:00 The workers were there like replacing carpet and doing stuff. And I think they went on lunch break and just left the house open. So smart. Funny enough, like all of us were kind of on campus at the same time separately. And like eight of us and like our wives and girlfriends all got to like walk through the house and just relive some memories and stuff. So that was really fun. I got if you were following me at Rainey Tremecky.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Do you, uh, you randomly kicked through some drywall? So at our alumni, I would have done. Just they've like been like, yeah, we got to trash the house because we're here. For no reason at all. Had she like the facial hair? She, she was, uh, she wants the mustache back. That's for sure. It's, it's coming in slower than I imagine. I was about to say the same thing.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I thought if you were going to come back and it was going to be like good. Not great, but like, oh, yeah, I can have a plan, a concept of a plan even. Yeah, still a little scruffy, but we'll see. We'll see. You see my composite photos? A lot of people were saying the second one did not look like me at all. Maybe it didn't. Agree.
Starting point is 00:15:08 A lot of people are counting about Smash Williams. Let's start there. The fifth, the fifth years. year just decided to make all their names uh friday night like characters so there's like tim riggins coach taylor just because why not their fifth years to do what they want it's funny yeah i didn't know 50 years made it on the composites oh yeah i don't know if ours did uh so that was uh that was a that was a fun time the wedding was an absolute blast lafia country club and it was three someone pointed out it had been three years since there was a uh wedding in our like fraternity and all of us getting back together
Starting point is 00:15:44 So it was pretty much all just the dance floor was just completely coated in beer. It was just a fraternity basement and just it was a lot of fun, a lot of riotness. We did it to a scale, David. You popped top, I see. I did. The groom, well, the groom shirt was ripped off of him and then everyone else decided to just join him. And I was specifically requested that I took my shirt off from the groom. And I tried putting it back on at one point.
Starting point is 00:16:11 He looked at me so disappointed and just went. I was like, all right, I'll keep it off. Were you like trying to do too much? And everybody's like, oh, yeah, content guy or whatever. He's like, he's like the social media guy. No, if anything, I was, I was the more calm one. Also because with how wet the dance floor was, I was in my boots that had no, like, friction whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I was like a baby deer on the dance floor there. I couldn't, like, stay up. I don't know how more people didn't eat shit. I only saw two people fall. Did, uh, did you feel like you lost some of your aura with this, like, Did you, like, go wear the whole night? Like, I don't have a stash. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Like, my antics don't play as well without the stash. Like, that's kind of part of the gig. Very much so. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. But now it was fun. We got, uh, it was fun getting into show Megan, the, the campus and then getting to show her
Starting point is 00:17:01 what, like, my college friends and that, a good, a good ass wedding. It was, it was a fun fun time. It was a fun fun time. It was a fun. Yeah. Let's go. Sick, man. Good, dude.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Look like a lot of fun. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Now I got to meet one of her best friends from college, too, on the drive home. Oh. A fun time. Oh, yeah? She where she live?
Starting point is 00:17:22 Champagne, Illinois. Champagne. Hook her up a bread. She is married. Oh, don't hook her up a bread. Dylan. Oh, thanks for asking, man. Pretty quiet little Friday.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Didn't really do much. Saturday was a big day. Uh, red by the pool for a little bit. Got a little son. Performative. Performative. Like, drink a macho macho too. Oh, yeah, I'm really taking this in.
Starting point is 00:17:48 And then went to a little Mexican restaurant called... Matt El Ranchos? What book are you reading, by the way? I know you told us, I can't remember, though. It's... I'd rather not say, because you'll be like, whoa... Is it with some women's literature or something like that? Wait, was this a guy who fought in World War I and got like really mad about the state of the country? Was it about his struggle?
Starting point is 00:18:12 No. No. No. Are you reading Marx again? It's okay. I've read Marx. Are you reading Thucydides? No. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:18:22 History of the Peloponnesian War. Yes. You're reading the? Yeah. Okay. Interesting stuff. Yeah. Saturday went to dinner.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Dave was there. Our buddies Mitchell and Eric and their lovely wives were there. We had a good time. I just want to sit here and just keep naming books that it could be. You start Dungeon Crawler Carl? And then we went to a, bar afterward as bar close to where i live play a little pool and man i don't know what's going on but like our buddy eric like we we can't just play pool there has to there has to be a shot at the end of
Starting point is 00:19:01 like loser buys shots for everybody i don't really get it like now this is epic like we're not i'm not 23 like it doesn't have to be this way nobody liked you when you were 20 it doesn't have to be this way. We can just play pool and have a beer and just chill. I don't want to do a shot. It discouraged me from wanting to plug. I don't need to, I don't need to do it. At the end of the night, you kind of went out sad. The way you left, it was like, is it, I know, is it because you lost two of three to me? No, I did. I lost my sunglasses, too, that I just purchased. They weren't expensive. They're only 35 bucks, but I did lose my sunglasses. Oh, all right. Only 35 bucks. He could just afford to lose those. No, I wish I, I, I wish, I, I, I wish, I, I, I,
Starting point is 00:19:42 I wish I hadn't lost them. Wow. Yeah, I'll just treat these like shit. They only cost $35 in this economy. I mean, sunglasses get more expensive than that. And I didn't, you know, I opted for the cheapos. You know what? I'm going to buy these sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:19:53 I'm going to just step on them and then I'm going to throw them in a volcano. Anyway, I'm going to draw out the lava. Anyway, we don't have to, we don't have to go out drinking like we're in our mid-20s anymore. We don't have, we don't have to do shots after every game of pool. You're sounding like a straight-up bitch right now. Dude, I did a shot of Yeager and I was like, I don't want to, I don't want to do this. The next shot was what, like, like, Rupplemans or something
Starting point is 00:20:14 What was it? I don't fucking know I just took that bitch We did Ruppelmans afterwards I was like I gotta go Yeah because If Heasy wants to do a shot You do a shot with Heasy
Starting point is 00:20:23 You do a shot I think I can't go out with Heasy anymore If he's gonna be doing shit like that And you're just You're such a post No actually I get it Like being back with all the college guys They like all wanted to drink
Starting point is 00:20:35 Like we were back at the fraternity I'm less like I did like two Jameson shots at lunch Before the wedding I'm like Oh no We're not doing this stuff anymore. That's not a good trajectory.
Starting point is 00:20:47 It was a fun fun time. Hey, some of those guys, some of the guys at your wedding reached out, they're like, man, Randy's kind of acting different now. He's got like a girlfriend. He's changed, dude. He's trying to act all like, he's too good for this life. He's too mature now. I think it's the difference is that, like, a lot of those guys do not haven't, like, drink like that in years. I get it.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I get in Austin. Like, I've been able to, like, have a nightlife routine. So they got all back together. There was just. Being out of town with the boys is a different vibe. Like, we were just at a neighborhood bar after dinner. That's true. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:21:15 Literally a neighborhood bar. It's like, what do we? We don't have to do this. Who would we try to impress? It was a fun night, though. Yeah, sounds like you had a great time. I'm glad we did. I did have a good time.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I don't want to do the shot. I don't want to lose two or three to Dave. You got to spend $35 more dollars on some sunglasses. I don't want to lose all the pool games to Dave and have to buy the shots for everybody. We lost two out of three, but each time, each, each L was. because we knocked in the eight ball before. Yeah. Shocker there, right?
Starting point is 00:21:42 Yeah. You guys fell in our trap. We set a trap. Me and Heasy. We're setting traps. You didn't set a trap. We just kept knocking eight balls in. Like, here, leave it here.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Just you fell in a little trap. You got caught in a spider web. You didn't. That's not how old. My little honey pot. Sunday, uh, just a day with Parks. By the way, can I say something about my pool real quick? You stink.
Starting point is 00:22:03 I'm just kidding. I'll beat you two or three. I played, I, I'm not good at pool. Like I'm, I'm really, I don't, to the point to where I don't want to play. By the way, left-handed pool, that is so weird to me. What? I'm a lefty. I understand Brett, like, being a lefty in hockey. I don't understand you being a lefty.
Starting point is 00:22:19 I don't know. And honestly, I've never thought about it until you brought it up. No one has ever, ever said. Do you do anything else left-handed? What? Calm down to do. A Millie Rock. Okay. Other than Millie Rock and Pool, anything else? Nay, nay. Okay. I do some things.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Chris Grain. I like to do crafts left-handed. I drive left-handed. I can charge an upcharge on it. For your what? If I do some arts and crafts left-handed, and I sell them on an Etsy. You don't get to up-charge
Starting point is 00:22:58 because you do it left-handed. No, it's unique. You know, left-handers are usually more creative. So they say. Yeah. I don't have any signs to back it up. They also say being left-handed as a sign of the devil.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Let's get Will in here. Let's see what he has to say about this stuff. Will's creative. He's left-handed. Very creative. No, I want to say I was proud of how I performed in Poole, because I'm the kind of guy who will, like, miss or, like, do something really incredibly dumb. Just do some dumb-ass shit?
Starting point is 00:23:32 Yeah, like, knocking the eight ball twice and do. One of those was Mitchell, one of them, I did. I wasn't going to name names, but he did. His was particularly egregious. it was unnecessary it was like how did that even like what are you thinking when you said it didn't hit this shot he wasn't he just y'all fell right in our little traps
Starting point is 00:23:51 shut up day he's the type of guy to hit the cue ball off the fucking table that that that's exactly right like that kind of or like I'm scared to break because I'm scared I'm going to do it and the balls aren't going to break I don't play I haven't played pool in 15 years or something I don't know anyway go ahead sorry uh that's it really what did you get at you
Starting point is 00:24:12 I didn't go to etcho. Oh, so you actually, okay. I thought maybe you snuck in there. I'd go to Echo. Oh, no, no Echo, just Mats. Matt, all ranchos. All right, yeah, I had the boys Friday. Rainy, I just sent you a pick.
Starting point is 00:24:30 It's not a good pick. This is what I did Friday night after I made the boys spaghetti. Are you collecting all these? It's like the daves that you keep pulling with your meals. You need to do like a, gallery at some point i hit that broccoli with a little parmesan it's a real basic everybody does that did you marmesan salt pepper garlic it looks like you roasted it you roasted yeah good good that's all right good that's i do it's you did you
Starting point is 00:24:59 zoom it on that rib eye there that looks that's some good looking meat dave i'll give it to you yeah it was it was great and you know it's funny is Rhodes is like had already eaten dinner he's in his PJs I'm sitting there trying to eat and he just like comes over like a like a puppy dog and just stands there's like can I some steak I I'm like, all right, I'm just feeding him steak as he stands next to me. I'm like, do you, can you just tell me next time and I'll buy you a little steak? Like, I know he likes it, but he'd already eaten dinner. I can't get parks that eat steak.
Starting point is 00:25:29 It's funny. He doesn't want to admit he really likes steak, but like he will eat steak. Not other stuff like chicken, not so much. That's a sweet potato. Just plain. Do you got any butter or anything? No, there's butter and cinnamon in there. I just whipped it up.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Oh, I whipped that work left-handed too. Okay. Yeah. You whipped that work. Yeah. Um, look, I'm, I didn't put, you don't see two sunny side up eggs on top of the broccoli. Mm-hmm. I didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:26:01 But I thought about it. But then I was like, I don't want to get out another pan and do that. That's just a, you know, that's some fat-ass clee, dog. Now, here's something that Dave, you don't ever include, but it seems like the backers do. Like, where's your beverage? Um, there is a glass of, um, there is a glass. of wine, I didn't get it in that photo. I did my, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Stupid. I know. I did drink. I had two and a half, well, I had two glasses of wine, please. Saturday, me and the boys just, we just laid around on the couch until Alyssa got out. It was like, I went out watered. Boys didn't want to go outside. They just wanted to stay in.
Starting point is 00:26:42 So I was like, all right, let's just get changed up, put on some jammies, and we'll just hang out and we did and then Alyssa got back she's like this what you've been doing all day I'm like yep that's pretty much it um went to Maddles maddell ranchos shrimp fajitas my first time I'm ever getting there shrimp fajitas oh I got them recently they're good we're very probably should have got more we should have got more I thought you I thought you're gonna fill up on chips and salsa I understand why you might think that because if you follow it circling back on Instagram you're the guy like oh this guy does a lot of salsa content.
Starting point is 00:27:19 You're a salsa influencer. Okay. Like, I'm going to have like a friend who like gave circling back the courtesy follow on Instagram who doesn't listen to the show and never has. They just reach out and be like, hey, so what's up, man?
Starting point is 00:27:30 I saw this thing you all posted. You just, you just, house and salsa. You're just doing a lot of chips and salsa, huh? Yeah, it's a good time. We went home not long after.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Homeno, our friend Easy, was trying to get me to go back and drink some more beers with them. I was like, no. He's, he's, don't let the party stop guy. And I respected it. I was just like,
Starting point is 00:27:52 I, I want to get up and do something tomorrow. I went home, took three cheers. So did I. I took them after the wedding and doesn't, not even an ad read, don't even have a read.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Do we have anyone reach with them? I don't think so. I can't promote them enough. Yeah. That was first time taking it, and I was not hungover. I got up, I went to the gym,
Starting point is 00:28:10 and then we, we went to Pins, mechanical, did some, did some bowling with the fans. It's so fun. It's so great. Played some X-Men arcade, did a little WWF Royal Rumble.
Starting point is 00:28:25 There's a lot of fun. Went home, hung out. Then Alyssa and I went with another couple, went to. Michelin Star Restaurant, probably, I mean, a lot of people say it's the best restaurant in town. I'm not going to argue with you. It is a first-class restaurant, Conjie. Love that place. Love that place.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Go maybe. two, three times a year. And every time I go, I'm so happy. Because, and this is going to sound like an ad read. I'm just going to glaze them as if they need it. But you just, everything they serve you is so, is so unique and good. Yeah. And you're just like, oh, man, this is shit.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I would never make it home. Love the smell of that place. It smells like jerk seasoning right when you walk in. Yeah, not that different than your place. Actually, I don't cook with much jerk seasoning, actually. I don't know anyone from Guyana. but this is the cooking from that part of the world. And it's just good.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Did the jerk chicken? It's fucking. It's borderline. It's spicy. It's, it's, it's, you could see how it could be too spicy for some, but I love it. Did the pepper pot? Got to do the curry. You get the coconut rice.
Starting point is 00:29:37 You pour the, that's my favorite dish they have. The curry? Yeah. It's delightful. Pour the, pour the liquid, the broth. What do you call it? Just the curry over the, the coconut rice. tremendous.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Yes. If you're in town and you can get in there, it's just, it's like a first class restaurant. It's great. Vives in there are great. Did a, the table did a pitcher of like their tequila drink. That's it. No red stripes. Shocker.
Starting point is 00:30:02 They're still out. There's a shortage. Really? Yeah. I told you that. I went there and I said, I'll have a red stripe. Wasn't that like a year ago? There was a shortage.
Starting point is 00:30:10 That was a long time ago. I've had plenty of red stripes since then. I mean, they can't get them there's a guy at the bar drinking your red stripe well when I was there there was a shortage the guy that bartender we sat at the bar and we talked to him for like
Starting point is 00:30:24 I never done the bar there I need to do that so it's just great we went home watch hot D did you watch it yet not yet watching it tonight dude it's we're through two and we're moving we're not fucking around oh we're moving there's no there's no filler yeah we got home kind of late last night
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Starting point is 00:33:35 Okay. What happened at this Noah Con concert? Go to the story first, Randall. In fact, we don't even need to post. the vid or tweet the vid i i don't yeah can you read it randy or do you want me to read i mean you're probably down bad zoom in a little bit this is from a reddit it says okay so the person who did this was wrote one row in front of me in section a i guess they didn't want to miss a couple songs to use the bathroom so they just straight up chat themselves mind you not liquid or anything in case
Starting point is 00:34:09 Everyone thinks this is an accent and started picking actual pieces of poo out of their butt and putting it on the floor she started trying to waffle stomp the turds and that's not a good sentence
Starting point is 00:34:25 and actually like nothing happened but we flagged down security one of the most unreal concert experiences I've ever witnessed is there an artist on the in the planet that you would refuse to skip a a song for shit yourself so you wouldn't miss?
Starting point is 00:34:45 For a poopie? Or a pee? A poopie. Like, this is, this is psychotic. No. Well, no.
Starting point is 00:34:55 There's not. No, there's not. That's the answer. I was hoping you were going to say. No, it's potentially, like,
Starting point is 00:35:01 especially in the era of, you know, these cell phones, we're all addicted to them. They're changing everything. Can record? In the era of that, that lasts a lifetime.
Starting point is 00:35:10 So if I'm not going to hear Season of the Sticks or whatever, Noah Kahn song It's a Noah Kahn concert in Philly, by the way. This is what Philly fans are, kind of people who just who will poo themselves and stomp it out. What about you? What if it was like overtime national championship
Starting point is 00:35:28 Longhorns and they're like... And I was at the game? You're at the game and they're like driving it in or whatnot. See, that's a better question. Because concerts, I mean... Well, you're probably smart enough to wear a diaper. You can catch another concert. You're smart enough to wear an adult diaper.
Starting point is 00:35:46 People are doing that, too, by the way, at concerts. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I saw Olivia Rodriguez. Yeah. Right after she said she can smell it. Yeah. What's wrong with people? I don't know, but if I hear her doing Meet Me in the Middle, I'm probably going to stay around.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Okay, Olivia Rodriguez, meet me in the middle now. I'll meet her in the middle. That is so weird. To answer your question, right, no, I would still opt for the restroom so I wouldn't shit myself. Well, I would try my best to hold it. I just spill water all over myself. I would just squeeze, you know, and hold it as long as I could. What would that look like?
Starting point is 00:36:19 Do your face. Do your squeeze face. Jesus, don't actually do it. Why'd you do Popeye face? No, you moved your mouth over. Yeah. No, that's not. That's me holding on for dear life.
Starting point is 00:36:34 No, there's not a situation in the world where I would not just go to the bathroom. So go to the tweet. Noah responded. Yeah. He's a he's he's he's I like him. I don't listen I don't go out of my way to listen to a ton of stuff. He's, he's, he's,
Starting point is 00:36:46 he's good songwriter, I think. I don't know. He says, I'll let you read this one, Dylan. Okay. This is from Noah Khan. If you have to poop at a show, please dear God,
Starting point is 00:36:55 just go to the bathroom, laugh my ass off. I poop my pants as much as the next 29 year old. But you guys got to understand there's a venue worker out there with a 1,000 yard stare after dealing with that. We know what the thousand yard stair is, right? Do he do a follow up? tweet or is that just another i don't like how they're doing the tweet oh yeah he said i shit myself on stage in
Starting point is 00:37:15 charlottesville but that's because i am dedicated to my craft so no and you're someone who's craft them their pants i did but this was i couldn't help it i mean i didn't choose to shit myself because i didn't want to miss something i just i was in a car ride between a barbecue place and the next gas station was like 17 miles away. Hand up. In ACL, we were in the middle, like, probably like, we were, uh, it's hard to say rose back, but we were for Drake. This is in like 2015.
Starting point is 00:37:46 And, uh, I, we're standing there with a bunch of coworkers. My wife was there and I had her stand in front of me as I, I peeped in a bottle. Yeah. Okay. That's, that's gross and uncouth. But it's not, it's not as bad as shitting yourself. I'm really good at it. I'm like, I've got to be in the.
Starting point is 00:38:04 top 1% of bottle pissers in the world. You might catch a charge though, dog. You know that Dave's quick too with it. So that'll be like a 40 second piss. I'm loki nice with it. Did you go under the short? No, I just, all the way down to my ankles, my bare butt out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:20 No, I just, I wonder what I what I did. I probably did do the short. That's the way to do it. Because you can still, you can conceal it. Yeah. Most of it. Like I said, you didn't want to catch a charge. Or all of it if you're.
Starting point is 00:38:32 What? You can conceal. all of it if you're old uh you saying i have a small ding-dong i'm not saying anything i'm just saying you wear maybe you wear long shorts maybe you wear uh i'm a seven i'm a seven inch in seam guy hey well too too much info yeah what was the show uh noa con there is a video of not the person but like the poo on the ground which i don't think really doesn't add to the to the yeah we don't need to see it yeah it looks like it's not horrible it looks like it looks like poo but it doesn't look.
Starting point is 00:39:04 And you can tell that it had been stepped on. You ever seen the video of the old lady at the gas station that gets like tackled and then she like freaks out? Yeah. Then she's out of the funniest
Starting point is 00:39:14 grossest and funniest things I've ever seen. We've all been there. We've all done that after getting tackled. What's wrong with people, man? I don't know, but can I be honest? I know what con is good.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I get what people really like him. He ain't got no song that you can't miss to do that act. Right. Right. Right? Yeah. And then you go in with the hands?
Starting point is 00:39:40 That's a part I don't believe. God, you knew it smelled crazy in that. Yeah, it probably smelled like shit. If I were to guess. Hmm. Hey. This girl's very lucky she's not been IDed. And maybe we don't need to.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Let's not ruin a life because she had to make messy during the concert. I want her to be sufficiently embarrassed by this being public. that she has learned a lesson. And hopefully she was, like, fucked up and she wasn't in a right state of mind. Yeah. Because this is just not okay. What drug is it that makes you do that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:23 I've heard of people doing too much coke and then they lose control of their bowels. For real? Yeah. Wouldn't know. He always does the appropriate amount of Coke. Yeah, I got it dialed in. This guy. This guy is funny.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Yeah, anyway, so I don't do that. If you're going to do it, wear a dipey. Don't wear a diaper. Where a dipey? Depends. On what? For me, it's the peepee that's going to get me. Pee in yourself is not nearly as bad.
Starting point is 00:41:02 I mean, it's still don't do it. But if you pee yourself in a crowd of people, it's not going to like, it's not going to smell terrible, terrible for everyone within a, you know, 30-foot radius. What have you been eating that asparagus? Mm-hmm. Don't call it that, dude. Yeah, well, if you had some sunny side eggs and some asparagusy.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Yeah, I don't know how to answer that, man. How does that show you? I'm sure it would smell a little bit more. Is that what you want to hear? I don't, what do you want? I don't know. I'm just, you're so confident that it's not going to smell, and it's like, you're overlooking these very real scenarios.
Starting point is 00:41:35 Uh-huh. Like, what if somebody went to a steakhouse and ordered that at their side? I mean, poop's the grossest substance in the world, right? It's just, it's poop. Like it's just disgusting poop or vomit Have you seen Ghostbusters too? Give me vomit all day over over there's
Starting point is 00:41:47 Have you seen Ghostbusters too? No There's a river of slime under the city Yeah And it's from all the negative energy in New York And it's causing like Gates of Hell to open up basically So yeah I think that's a little bit more gross
Starting point is 00:41:59 Because vomit is less digested Therefore it's less gross You can see the Trump People probably don't want to listen to this And debate it Yeah and I'm the one that The show's really falling off will step back.
Starting point is 00:42:13 People are asking for him to warm up in the bullpen right now. Actually, the person while we were talking about left-handness was a... If you call, you can't just give him the signal. You got to actually talk on the phone. The person in chat asking for it was lefties are people too, which was quite funny that when we were talking about left-handed people. Amazing ironic note, though. Right ironic.
Starting point is 00:42:39 I don't know. Don't poop at a concert. Don't poop yourself. What if it's like... Well, Dylan doesn't like concerts. There's no one. I'm trying to think it on. Me, if it's like... Farewell show for... Queen. What? Freddy Mercury's been dead for years. Dead or alive, I think Queen's the concert I would most want to see.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Okay. It's like Elvis, Queen. Yeah. You'd go see him on show, man? Dude, Prime Elvis live. Come on. Speaking of poop. You know how sick that would be? He died on the toilet. You know how sick that would be?
Starting point is 00:43:16 Yeah, pretty sick, man. I was on a lot of girls. Yeah, man. Prime Ellis Live would be, that's a top three all time for me, probably. What about Michael Jackson, too? Yeah, he's controversial. But obviously, quite the entertainer. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:43:35 I mean, people would pass out at his concert from just being too excited. Yeah. I wonder if anyone shit themselves out of Michael Jackson. in concert. That's the real quick. We can move on from the, yeah. He was the king of pop. If you, yeah, actually, oh. Not the king of poop.
Starting point is 00:43:53 That would be bad if you were the king of poop. Dead or alive. Any concert? Stevie Rayvon. Really? Yeah. Austin guy. By way of Oakcliff, but yes, got the statue down there. Yeah. You ever walk by and just go, love you, SRV? I walk by and look at it. I don't say anything to it.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Isn't that where the fake ab guy posts up? Yeah. It's unbecoming of that statue. Yeah. No, go dude. If you ever want to, if you're ever home Friday night, he's, go watch one of his ACL tapings or just go watch the dude just fucking. He could shred. He just, you're just watching it and you're just like, how? I mean, it's the ultimate like, dude, how are you that good? How do you remember where to put your fingers so fast? It's just that are wired differently. He grew up around not far from where I grew up where I played baseball in O'Cliff, Keith's part. So I'm always like, man, we're basically like, man, we're basically like. like the same. Yeah. He is to guitar playing what you are to shitting yourself at concerts.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I don't know if that clocks. No. Randy, who's yours? Dead or alive? Weird Al? Shut up. He's alive. He's alive.
Starting point is 00:45:02 He's alive. That's such a Randy. I think probably would be some type of like classic rock band or like even or like a Miley Crew. That would be. Led Zeppelin. What I'm doing the song. Led Zeppelin.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Like we watched that. concert of like Leonard Skinner at that uh that stadium like that would probably be sick to go something like that so i don't know just a classic rock that would become a legend you put all big steve miller band vibes and don't ask me to explain that okay i won't ask i already saw my favorite artiste can't chesney anthosphere okay there you go people people are saying that he canceled his uh his fourth of july weekend shows because no one bought ticket because i think he might be going to some certain other celebrities wedding maybe that's the rumor i don't care about that rumor why would he be friends with her with uh tay swift he helped out like jump start her career apparently she was supposed to
Starting point is 00:46:01 go on tour with him uh early on in her career and she couldn't because it was sponsored by bud light and like she was 18 so they couldn't like have her on or something like that something stupid but he he like paid her for the gdi i the whole tour even though she couldn't perform oh that's cool so like i don't I think, and they have a good relationship to two of them. Okay. If you're wrong in any way, Kelly Kiggs is absolutely going to murder you. All right. We got another new sponsor.
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Starting point is 00:49:10 Got to be a potso, potso, man. What's going on? What are you doing? This is some Midwest shit, Dave. if I've ever seen it. All right. So I guess for people that don't follow me, give them a light, dude.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Would you give them a like? God, double tap the mommies, dude. They're there. Just double tap them. There you go. There's like Campoomamis. For those that don't follow me on Instagram,
Starting point is 00:49:34 we do a little thing at my old fraternity called Potsomana. Now, I'll just show you a little bit so you can hear it. Oh, that's my picture. Oh, no, it's gone. There we go. Well, this isn't going to work. There we go. Guys.
Starting point is 00:49:57 So pretty much. That's me. That's me. This would hit different without a mustache. It hits so much different if he had a mustache. So anyways. So you just drink from a pot. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:17 What's what's going out there? Producing. Automatic playing on Instagram. So Potsomeman is, people have called it like in my, DM's big container. I don't think this is an original thing that we've done. But I mentioned Potso Man before on this podcast. It's pretty much it originated at a party that was our only party that was ever outside the house. It was called the moustachio basio, which is really ironic since I didn't have a mustache. It was always at the end of senior year and not senior year,
Starting point is 00:50:50 end of November. So everyone did no shave November and then you would shave everything except for the mustache. And if you had a mustache and you're a guy, you got to drink for free. If you didn't have a mustache, you had to pay $5. Because it was a keg party, which we weren't allowed to have kegs of the house. So we had that rule too. So everyone, and this was back in the 2012 to 2016, before mustaches were huge kids. They used to not be in style. I hate to tell you, this mustache has been around for quite a while. I know, but like, I feel like from 2000 to 2020, like that 20 years, like, you're right. Mustaches really took a, took a hit. Took a hit day. Did y'all do like a no nut party for no-nut November?
Starting point is 00:51:30 So you had to pay $5 if you nut. What are you doing? I don't know. It kind of works. It'd just be funny. You're like, here's $5. So pretty much all it is is just you go into the kitchen, find the biggest pot, fill it with beer, and then you would play macho man by the village people.
Starting point is 00:51:52 And everyone would just sing potso, pots. It looked fun. A plus song to sing with your squad. So you just put it in a circle and until it's finished and then the person that finished puts the pot on their head. And funny enough, the groom was the last one to finish it, which is, of course, is, you know, what a perfect story. Couldn't have rid it better myself. So that was just beer in there.
Starting point is 00:52:16 That was just beer. Okay. So I was not expecting it to be at the wedding. So what days are you going to be sick this week? I'm surprised I'm not already. Okay. Yeah, that was not COVID. Potso, man.
Starting point is 00:52:27 That's fun. They look. Potso, Potso, man. I was watching that and I wanted to be like, I don't like what's happening here, but I immediately was like, oh, I like what's happening. Yeah. Next time you're at a tailgate. That's a fun one to do.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Just get a pot and just fill a beer. I don't really see that happening, especially with Dylan. Dylan will leave and get upset if you even do shots at a bar. I didn't get upset. Dylan's like, oh, too much. Shut up, dude. I got to get up early and go to. etcho for breakfast.
Starting point is 00:52:58 And like their moletian. They put it on their tacos. It's dang, dude. I don't know. Well, that's sick, man. So Meg, Meg's like, okay, she's into this. Yeah, so she got to do it right after me and everyone cheered like pretty loud for her.
Starting point is 00:53:13 I'm like, she's embraced us pretty quickly with that. So, yeah, it was pretty fun. If you guys ever want to do Potso Man, tag circling back, and I would love to see it. I don't know how much our fan bases. Doing potso man. Not yet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Now they know about it. Now they know about it. See, we needed this last week, so the Willmommies. Oh, could have done it out. Yeah. Podso man. Potso man. Potso man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Just all you need is beer in a pot. And a music. Mm-hmm. And a music. One music. One music, please. I ordered it to Storyblocks. There you go.
Starting point is 00:53:50 There's a show, a kid's show called StoryBots. And the song, it's like, Story Bots And like Rhodes used to love it And I can't think of story blocks Without singing that song in my head It's a good shell Before Parks could say his name
Starting point is 00:54:03 He said bots He said his name was bots Interesting Yeah And then he went to Pike Pikes Ooh fuck Pike too Yeah
Starting point is 00:54:12 And then he learned Did you make him change that immediately Did you do fuck? No saying that shit around you No, not in my house dude Sorry bro Like that's fine Bats
Starting point is 00:54:21 You're not bringing any of those dudes To the house They're not allowed in this fucking house. Fuck them, dude. No, man. Glad you had a good time, Randy. They put cones on my car one time, dude.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Fuck them. Fuck them. I sent you guys a picture of our Pike House with just the caption. You did. You did. Has y'all's fraternity house gotten like overly nice? Like to the way or like is it looked the exact same?
Starting point is 00:54:47 It looks pretty much exact same. They have added some things to it. They have like a half basketball court on the front, which we didn't have before. It was just a yard. So that was a big addition. They changed up our bar and stage in the basement and now have like trusses that have like party lights too. So they've made some improvements.
Starting point is 00:55:06 But in reality. It sounds just like R off. The one that doesn't exist. The one that was held up by wooden, wooden beams that tree trunks, literal tree trunks with it held the house up. Like you could peel bark off of it. How did that get okayed? I don't know. And like who had the,
Starting point is 00:55:30 We're lucky that it never collapsed. Who had the, like, who was the guy that was like, yeah, we're going to do this project now? Like, they didn't bring in a contractor to do that. It was clearly like actives and pledges. Pledges built the house. What a weird thing.
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Starting point is 00:57:20 Mm-hmm. Allen, Texas location. Which is why we went to celebrate at Mattles. We did. Shredded cheese day. We had all the shredded cheese we needed. We go to extra shredded cheese, as it is the only way we can eat fajitas. It was six years ago.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Hight of COVID. I remember where I was because I remember just sitting on my couch, like, dying. Well, I figured this because I thought it was the funniest thing. And we checked in on this guy to see if, did he just like disappear forever? I think no one ever really weirdly don't have any mutuals. that were like, oh, yeah, that this is a friend of a friend or any of that. Never heard anything of it, but it's the guy who posted to Twitter, a picture of his wife who looks extremely over it,
Starting point is 00:58:11 just the most over it anyone's ever been. And it says, my wife. She's sitting there watching her fajitas get cold. Her plate couldn't be cleaner. She hasn't put anything on it. This is at Meekasina. Let me tell you, people in Dallas-Otate's overrated. I love Meekasina.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Me Casino is good. I'm not saying it's L-TEMpo, but it is a good spot. The drinks are great. Tweet says he added, first of all, you go at Micosino underscore, underscore Tex-Mex. My wife, date night after three plus months, locked up on quarantine, waiting for shredded cheese, as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked four people going on 18 minutes now, just unreal at Allen, Texas location. We got to quit blaming hashtag COVID-19 for crappy service.
Starting point is 00:58:57 This is the first time I've noticed that he led off with the handle without the period. So he didn't, he meant for this not to be, you know, go viral. He wanted to just address the restaurant directly. Yeah. But it didn't, it didn't turn out that way. People got a hold of it. This picture, the picture is just too good. She couldn't be more put off by the situation.
Starting point is 00:59:18 She's leaning against the wall. She's like, oh, that just looks like a delicious spread of fajitas. like everything about that looks great and he's he's he's he's dished up he's not even waiting no wonder if that went over well it's not the only way he can eat this is the only way she can eat him but you know you think maybe being the husband you're like I'll wait it's not the only way she can eat this by the way
Starting point is 00:59:41 right she can eat them without cheese no she can't it literally says right here it's the only way no but she can't like she can't and to re-litigate this like 18 minutes if that is true is unreal it's a long time but like I think after like maybe five or eight if it's that big of a deal just get up and go find somebody what was the supply chain looking like back then we're having supplied chain problems there was no there's shredded cheese was available shredded cheese was in the vicinity in the facility there there was yes they asked four
Starting point is 01:00:10 people so maybe they did get up and go ask four people four people going on 18 minutes now like he clocked it you got to get up and just walk in the kitchen just unreal at all in texasas see a fire alarm behind her you're pulling it just pull it i don't know if that all gets you shredded cheese, but I would like to see what they're up to. I would like to see what they're up to. I could tell you right now, I looked up the opinionate, uh, much podcast. And on Pod Chaser, it has two reviews with an average of a one star. What are their reviews? They're not doing numbers, are they? It's two rating. Let's see if they're, uh, if they have reviews, actually. Opinionated much? Uh, needs more cheese.
Starting point is 01:00:56 That's good. I mean, you got, you got, too. And that's from the user cheese. And from the user cheese guy is cheese wife. It's the comment. That podcast had trouble getting off the ground. I'm pretty sure he did an interview with like a local outlet up there afterward. And he was like, yeah, my wife really wasn't, she was more upset that this went viral. Yeah. Yeah. She's the shredded cheese lady now. Yeah. If you're friends with this couple, Like you can never look at them the same way you used to. They're the shredded cheese company. I mean, they're just trying to get out.
Starting point is 01:01:32 They've been on quarantine. She got to fit off. Excited to step out. Eat some behitas with shredded cheese. Didn't go that way. No. You gotta quit blaming COVID-19. Hashted COVID-19.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Of course we know COVID-19 was named that because it was first discovered in 2019, Randy. And no one ever called you until you, it was different. Called you on it. How about it, Dave? How about it, Dave? I don't know. I don't remember this. I mean, I do remember this.
Starting point is 01:02:03 I don't remember who was right. I was right. But Randy looked me like I was a dumbest person in the world for saying that he was laughing at me. So is Dave? Audibly laughing. So is Will. It does seem like something you would get horribly wrong. It does.
Starting point is 01:02:15 But I was, you know, every now and then. God damn. They zoom in on the second plate on the right? You know, I have to save it first. You know. This has got to be a way. You think Ryan would have to do it like that? No.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Ryan would have like a touchscreen. I was just curious if those are shrimp over there. It looks like it done that. It looks shrimpy. Or is that just the plate of fixings? Yeah, it could be the feyxins. No fixies. How long have you been with her?
Starting point is 01:02:47 Let's see. I might have. Well, I hope they're doing well. And I honestly, I would love to talk to her more than him. Yeah. I want to, if she is available. She needs a web redemption. I would, we will have her on.
Starting point is 01:02:58 And him too for that matter. They can both do it. But I'm more interested in talking to her just because... It's a little bit higher rise. Oh, there you go. Yeah, it looks like... Oh, yeah. You still hard to tell what the hell that is.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Oh, my God. I think those are shrimp tails and maybe steak and it looks like it has like... Surfing turfs. And what that said them back? Damn, they're out there feasting. Man, must be nice. Look, look, look, got the beans.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Got the beans. Potso, potso, man. Potson. Oh man, yeah. All right. Good show. Hold on. I got a question.
Starting point is 01:03:35 All right. This segment is called, is this some rich people shit? I want to tell me if this is some rich people shit. You might not think it is. Chelsea has some sunglasses, back on sunglasses. They're raybans, right? Price point of raybans is a, what, 150 bucks for some ray bands? 150 to 300.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Not $35. That's worth that much. She has these ray bands that fit her perfectly. She wears them a lot. Oh, yeah, I know the ones. They look great on. And she was online the other day, like, scroll on their website. She was like, I love these sunglasses so much.
Starting point is 01:04:09 I want to buy a backup pair in case anything happens to these. I said, Chelsea, don't do that. That's what rich people do. You don't buy a backup pair sunglasses in case the ones you have get fucked up or you lose them. If they're on sale, maybe that's not a bad idea. These were on set. Okay. These were onset.
Starting point is 01:04:25 I think it's skews rich, but it's not the worst. I told her she can't do that. I mean, I used to buy two pair of Air Force Wands when I was stopping at them. Really? Yeah. I didn't realize that. So four shoes total. Four shoes.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Right. Is that so much people shit, Randy? Yeah, I think if you're going to buy a pair of expensive sunglasses, it's to wear them. If you want to back up sunglasses, just in case you do lose them, you need some cheap ones. What if they get discontinued? I think that's what she's mostly worried about. Okay. I understand that.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Hmm Why she just gets some like Rayband meta glasses Oh I don't know if that's gonna fix her problem Uh have you thought about getting a 3D printer And she could just print some That's a good idea That's a real good idea
Starting point is 01:05:13 Don't rub your chin like that That's insufferable That's another thing I do left handed Is rub your chin condescendingly No I'm just I'm thinking about all this stuff Y'all could 3D print
Starting point is 01:05:26 Okay I'll pass this along to Chels She might feel better. The 3D printer or the... Your opinions on the second pair of Raybans. On sale, get you a deal, home. Get you some shit, though. Maybe there's a Fourth of July sale. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:05:42 25% off for America's 250. I don't think that's the actual deal, but that would be a good deal for people on Fourth of July. What are you talking about? Because it's 250. So companies should be doing 25% off. Yeah. Why not 250%?
Starting point is 01:05:58 and all yeah why not that so they'll pay you that's that trump math just take these off get chay some meta glasses hans i don't know i'm not getting chen chay mediglasses why because she knows she'd be wearing them exposing your ass for all the weird shit you're doing she better not she'd go live with them and just be like look at this idiot what's he doing what's he doing over there i never know and you're just in there like i don't know just fucking making salmon and like wait i don't do that i've never done that Look at this guy boiling his eggs. How mad would you be if she got meta glasses and like you're just on the couch eating your hard boiled eggs? And like she's looking at you.
Starting point is 01:06:38 You're like, no, no, we're not doing this. Like the guys do this at work. I'm not coming home to this shit too. You're my wife. We shouldn't be doing this. Interesting that Dylan doesn't want Chelsea to have a camera on him at all times. You hiding a tail or something? Maybe some scales.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Okay. That's so stupid I hate both of y'all You go back home to your terrarium And you just don't want to be on camera My terrarium Makes you think Oh it doesn't
Starting point is 01:07:12 Stop rubbing your fucking chin See you tomorrow Bye Bye Bye If you want a $3,000 a month Payday for life What would you feel free to do?
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