Circling Back - Jake Paul, Patriot Games, & Hate-Watching the CFP | Circling Back 12-22-25

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

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Mattel Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos. Hey, we're back. It's a circling back podcast, Monday morning. How's everybody doing? Christmas time. You don't have that in your. bag dude grok says that those images were a i generated really jake paul with a swollen face there's a guy of the swollen face randy my face is not too swollen i don't think so hi hi dave looks like you did some drinking a lot i don't think i drank it all this week i did get some callie sobers from uh from total wine did a little weed drinking you know we have them here yeah but we only have one

left and it's the 10 milligram, I want some of the fives. Oh, you can't handle the 10 milligram. No, no, I can't. You just had half. You want to get too high. I guess I could have, but I wanted to have half of the five and go on my little bike ride and stuff. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's save that for this weekend and phone.

We got a whole podcast. Oh, my God. You don't ever do that again. What was this? I don't really like you getting a little high and riding a bike. It's just a little high. Yeah. Hey, make sure you wear a helmet, dude.

This guy, that's almost as bad as this guy refusing to wear a helmet when you rides a bike. Yeah. I'm not going to, it's like, it's like early bird. That's about as much I'm going to get. Like, just a little floaty, a little levitating, a little hovering, not high. This guy's got the holiday wackies right now. Dude, it's last, I said, it's the last day of school. That's my vibe right now.

These are my Tocovas. What are you looking at? Nothing. You fly. Why are you looking at my shoes? I'm not. I'm not. I did not realize you were rocking the boots today.

You got the Chelsea's on, right? Yeah, Chelsea Boots. Shout out to Chels. Indeed. Makes great cookies. I had a few over the weekend, more than a few, actually. She made you all, she made two batches of cookies and gave them all to you guys and didn't save any for the home. I don't know what's going on there.

They're really good. Maybe she's trying to thicken us up. Quit looking at my shoe. Maybe she's trying to lean me up. I'm not looking at anything. Is it because they're pointed east and not west? Are you flying out this afternoon? That's west.

Yeah. What time's your flight? It's at 4.30. So I thought I'm putting it west. Yeah, so I'm pretty much leaving straight here and heading to the airport. That's why I get the episode up. You excited, man? Yeah, a little nervous, too.

Me and the girl runs parents tonight. What are you going to wear? Talk to see your outfit. Are you going to shower before? Oh, you're wearing that? Yeah, this is what I'm wearing. I'm going on a flight straight in this. You get the white pleaser on.

I can see it. Just a little bit, just a little. Just a little sneak. Okay. It's going to say, dude, that shirt looks like on a plane that could present pit stains. Yeah, yeah, that is chance. I mean, like, as a guy who pits out on a plane, oh, that's, it's a good point. Maybe I'll just, maybe I'll just take the shirt off and I'll just be wearing the tank top on the plane.

Please don't do that. No, please don't do that. That might seem like the move, but instead, you get like some scissors, cut holes in the armpits. That's a good idea. Then when you land, sew them back in. Yeah. Well, I'll be walking in with a coat on, though, too, my nice black pea coat. So first impression will not be pit stained out.

Maybe second impression, though. We'll see. Like, her dad goes to give you like a high, high five, like super high. And you're like, aye. Hey, veteran. Yeah. That's actually how her dad is. Instead of shaking hands, he goes for the high five.

Right. Hey, veteran move before you get to their house. I assume you're driving to their house when you arrive. She's picking me up. Your girlfriend. Yes. Okay. And then driving to the house, stop and get, get some flowers for the mom.

Oh. Get some flowers for the mom. We'll talk about first impression. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Or just a little, a little bouquet or whatever, something small. Oh, no, no. I think what you should do is like, instead of having anything when you show up, reach behind the mom's ear and pull like a quarter out.

Or pull the flowers out from behind her ear. Ooh. Maybe I'll give her a little rose. Do a full mentalist. Don't do that. Do a full mentalist routine. What if I, what if I, like, walk in and then I fall over my cane like I'm about to, like, I fall over and I do a somersault. Of course, Willie Wonka.

Yeah, maybe that's what I should do. That should be a, that'd be a good first impression. And then you present the flowers when you come up. You have them in your sleeve. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Talk about first impression. I got a golden ticket.

Dave couldn't pull that shit off, dude. There's no way you'd be able to pull that off. A somersault? Can you do a somersault? Yeah, I bet, like, the, the idea of doing a somersault now, though, is just, like, Rodes has been doing this thing that I guess boys do, like, he gets to just run around and then, like, intentionally fall in the house, like, just, like, so run and, like, do, like, a roll. Yeah, that's got sick.

I'm watching them, and I'm just like, that looks so painful. Future stunt, man. Like, everything you're doing right now, if I were to do that once, I would be, like, complaining about it for two weeks. Well, I could do it pretty easily. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I was with my nieces a lot over the weekend. They just fall down. This is where kids just fall. Yeah. And they just get right back up. And I'm like, man, I would be down for a minute if that happened to me right now. Dylan Shivry. Pretty stoked to be here, man.

Last episode of 2025. Even though we are releasing one tomorrow. So kind of. Only on Patreon. We already recorded it. And let me tell you, not only did we record it, I went back and listened to the audio. And I was like, ha, ha, ha. laugh. If you want to laugh like that, make sure you subscribe and tune in.

Great joke, Dave. You know, looking back on the year, it's been a strong year. We launched a live show, and I feel really good about what we're doing with that. I think it's in a great spot, having fun. I'm enjoying episodes more than I have in a while. Fucking Dave's over here doing his thing. Dylan's here too. Making people laugh every now and then.

That's right. I love his micro bits. Microbits. We got a new studio, kind of, new setup. Yeah, yeah, things are cooking, man. We're going to keep cooking, too. Hope Chels keeps cooking. Hope she keeps baking. She's got skills, man.

Does there something special she does with those? Or is it just like cookies, like some salt? Yeah. Because they're good. She found a recipe that doesn't use, like, white sugar. It's brown sugar only. I don't know if that does anything. The consistency is the real key.

It has, like, a little goo in the middle. the perfect. I don't know how she's off. It's good. Tell her I like her boots too. Her boots. Yeah, because he's wearing Chelsea boots.

Ah, for mention. Yes. Do we have a Tocovus read today? Yes, we do. We do actually. Well, it's a great time to mention

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is in the city. I have got to send Randy something real quick because Dylan, you said something that I want to play when we do our weekend and fun, which we will do in a minute. Again, if you go sign up to Patreon, we did record a Christmas episode. It's kind of a worst of. I guess it is all worst of, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was great. There's some fun and easy banter, some Holly and Jolly banter, if you will. Yeah. Yeah, there's some of that too, I guess, man. It was very fun. That'll drop. tomorrow. I want to drop it today,

but Dylan's like, no, they don't deserve it. They haven't been good listeners this year. That's what he said. He said, they're on the naughty list.

I did say that. If I had access to their stockings, I would leave one in there. A hot one. I didn't say that, man. Big old chunk of coal. Yeah,

I remember you're saying that. Also, go subscribe to our substack, wash. ubstack. We dropped a good one on Friday. I had my proprietary. in-house, Instagram follows of 2025.

I made a lot of people, a lot of accounts that were already pretty big, got slightly bigger after me posting that column, like added at least four or five follows. I was tracking. Pretty cool. Wow, that's big, man. Yeah. Selfless Dave over here. What did you do?

What I wrote? Oh, I wrote New Year's Resolutions for Wash Media. Okay. sure we'll follow up on those okay okay oh man and hey follow uh follow us on you're all right randy dude i'm doing a trial run to see if i'm gonna build a little bit maybe a little pit already maybe you're gonna will them into sweating if you think about it too much it's going to get in your psyche and you're going to start sweating because of yeah well we'll see maybe i maybe i'll do a different maybe i'll i like this shirt

I'll just wear a different shirt on the plane and then like immediately I'll switch into it on the car. I'm honestly surprised you're not doing your signature denim button down. I do have it maybe. I have it. I haven't hung up to pack right before I leave. So I am going to bring it but am I going to bring it right now? I don't know. It's like which version of Randy do you want the parents to meet?

Yeah. Going out on West 6 Randy or like whatever this is? Man, I haven't gone on West 6 in a while. What is, what version of Randy is this here? This is my adult Randy. what jeans are those these are some wranglers I believe

okay you got a problem with some rangers no I don't you got a problem with a real cowboy I wear a wrangler's a real awesome cowboy I hope you know that with the Chelsea's on pulled up with the Chelsea

do you not like my Chelsea I do like them I don't know I didn't know why they they caught me off guard I didn't realize what was going on until you sat down there I'm sorry I focused too much it you look good randy no you do a proper fit for meeting the parents oh like that movie you

should wear the meta glasses when you meet them and record the first in her and here was my first impression okay so i wait in that my girlfriend's parents they don't live here so i had to ride a plane and waiting for the plane was fine i have uh i was a little nervous i had exactly one beer on the plane and uh but i hate that because i had to pee but it wasn't so bad because the bathroom is clean. Then I sat back down and I ordered one Diet Coke. I didn't finish it all because I wasn't that thirsty. I landed in O'Harr and we got... Oh, okay. That was underrated. You see what he did? Jaybone has two pairs of those glasses. I said that. Two bare...

Why does he have those? Just because of sponsors. Like he got, when he came in for F1, the cash app thing, was it cash app that he was a part of? I don't know, whatever. They gave him a pair amongst a lot of other things. when influencers do those voiceovers is when they casually work in the sponsor. And then I open my phone and I had to get on the cash app. It's the number one app for sending money. It's the only one I use. Everything is like a run on sentence too. It's like it's like a kid in fourth grade writing like for the state, uh, mandated test like their first like narrative. And it's just it's influencer voice is what it is. And when I made when I had to do the voiceover for the Amsterdam video that

we made like I kind of get it because you feel like you have to talk really fast as the video like even you doing it in a way with the video as a guy who has good grammar and who knows not to do annoying influencer voice it proves that like that whole format is like that you kind of have to do that you do it's just not there's no good way to really do it it was good though it was good his was good thanks you didn't do one i i did influencer yeah i was going to do recabs and i was like I've done so much already. But I did do an influencer, get ready with me to go out to the bars and talk to zero women. I did that in influencer voice.

Did you post that? Yeah. That was maybe like a year ago I made that one. I don't know. It was good. I enjoyed it. I thought it was good. Man, you know what I enjoy?

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Randall, won't you recap that weekend, Hans? My weekend and fun? Right. That's the segment, man. Yeah, I didn't do much. All right. What'd you do? So I went on a nice bike ride.

It was a windy day, but I went on a long bike ride on Saturday, which was nice. It was like 77 degrees, but went past your house. not really though but you were over there went pretty far down went all the way to the wildflower center didn't go in just checked it out i'll have to go there at some point that seems very up my alley uh then i i worked on my little side projects for the tree shelf the side table in the plant stand and got them all finished and i that was at rany trombacki on my instagram story if you didn't see but uh yeah finish those out so that looks nice i got all that done straight up must follow Yeah, you have to. You must follow me. If you don't, what are you doing? It's exciting.

Watch some TV packed. I'm leaving today as soon as, like I said, right after this. What else did I do? Seems like you used all your best material earlier in the show. Yeah, I played some video games with my friends, play some Boulder's Gate. Wait, tell me about this. It's like an online kind of D&D game, but it's like a video game more than just. us playing dn ds separate thing but it's very good what's it called bouldersgate three i think it won game of the year last year okay or maybe two years ago still pretty fun uh but yeah it was just a lot of chilling not doing much just biking getting ready for leaving getting a little high getting a little get a little high little high

watch K-pop Demon Hunters on Thursday good movie okay you're my little soda pop up up up we're going to be golden You are my little soda pop

Little soda pop I don't know the reference Maybe you should watch K pop demon hunters You freaking idiot I feel like that's not going to happen I'm sorry I'm not like against it

I'm not going to like say it's nerd shit But, like, I'm just not in the position. I watch legit shows like Landman. Dylan. Yeah, you're a serious man. I had a pretty nice little weekend, Dave. Thanks for asking, man. Chelsea and I stepped out a little bit Friday.

We've got some burgers at Black Sheep Lodge. And that was before we went to the Christmas Bazaar at the Palmer Events Center. Palmer? You want a Bazaar is? I'll Bazaar. Yeah, I know Big T Bazaar. You want a Bazaar is? Yeah.

What? It's like a market. It's like a big old, under a big old tent marketplace. A bunch of cool artwork. We didn't end up buying anything. You don't know about Big T, Bazaar. A lot of the artwork there was like $3,000 plus dollars and we weren't going to drop that kind of cash.

But it was cool to see. It was neat. Oh, watch out. This guy goes to bazaars where there's expensive art. Oh, yeah. How culture. Look at Mr. Culture. This was a, this was a, Chelsea play.

Well, how bizarre? All bizarre. Saturday. What a know the rest? Not a good song. I don't know why. It's not a good song. How is all?

But did you find any art that tickled your fancy? I did. Yeah. I couldn't afford it. Oh, your fancy was tickled? No, I didn't know what the rules were about taking pictures of...

My wife got yelled at in Roundtop for doing that. Yeah, I get it. Then I drove down there and beat the shit out of the guy. Yeah, good. Good. Saturday went down around San Antonio Way, stayed on the river walk with the fam. Second year in a row, we've done this.

I sent you something to play... When Dylan's done with this particular part. Okay, he went to the Riverwalk, stayed on the Riverwalk, and enjoyed that. Nice family time with my sister and brother-in-law, my nieces. Did you just stay at Bubble Grump shrimp? Don't they have, like, a little, like, Airbnb in the public? Dude, the Riverwalk's a funny place, man. It really is, like, a very pretty part of San Antonio, like, very, very pretty.

But then, like, Dave said, there's a bubble gum shrimp there. What's the restaurant where they yell at you and they cuss you out? Dick's last resort. Dick's last resort's down there. If you wear a tie, they'll cut your time. There's a Margaritaville. We got a beer at the Margaritaville. It's just really corny, hokey, touristy trap kind of places.

But we had fun. We had it at the same Mexican restaurant we ate at last year, which is really good, called La Margarita, which is Spanish for the Margarita. A little churot stand outside there. We got some churos. It's a great time. Dude, so good. She made them fresh right in front of us. They were so good.

Big churro guy. nice and then yesterday just oh god that's not the one I was sending what's not this one what's so funny about that oh yeah yeah yeah sorry it's funny about the body turning up in San Antonio

yeah yeah just play it I didn't know it's a clip from Landman about San Antonio I mentioned on the pod last week and I just I just think it's funny I have now watched episode two of season five of Stranger Things. I am almost completely caught up.

You made up a lot of ground. Yeah, you thought I couldn't do it, and here I am. Genuinely, beating expectation. Good show, man. I'm enjoying the hell out of it. It's really well done. I gave up on it after season two, and I don't really have a good reason for it.

I'm glad I stayed with it. Season two is probably the worst season. That's probably why. Do you really think so? Yeah. Even season three? A lot of people don't like season three. Season four was probably my favorite.

That's why I agree. It probably goes four, three, one, two, and season five is TBD. I'll let you know on that one. Where's ass-eaten season on that list? I don't know, Dave. Remember when that was a thing? Yeah.

Oh, when I watched... People were always talking about that. I had a fantastic weekend of hate watching football and some combat sports. They're just a little cherry on top. Oh, yeah. A little Shadden Freud, do? Duh Bears.

I forgot to mention that. And that was my weekend, boy. Good edition from Reddy. I did actually watch the Bears. I'm glad, dude. Three quarters, I was like, we're just going to lose. You're in the golden years. It's kind of great.

All right. This is from Landman season one. This is just the son talking to his love interest. By the way, he was on a crew where her son, her husband exploded. Right. And it happened like two weeks prior to this scene,

and now they're just hooking up. It's pretty cool. Okay. Okay. Son, don't know. Do you been? a most magical city in the world River

we've stood it a little bit like some place in Italy Okay I'm floating in San Antonio It's a guy doing a little voiceover He's laughing about San Antonio Not being a magical city It really is

The riverwalk in San Antonio is pretty Like it really is It's fun to walk especially right this time of year San Antonio is a cool town This time of year They have Christmas lights up along the whole riverwalk and it really is very pretty. It's just funny how dramatic she's talking about it.

It is not quite like Venice, which she's referring to. Yeah, it's not quite Venice, but it is a very pretty little destination. I wouldn't eat along there. Like we said, the restaurants are very hokey. Is there any, like, non-chainy looking? Like, the nicest restaurant is like Iron Cactus. Okay, which is a chain. You find yourself in there, you're fine.

Yeah. You're going to be fine. It's not unique, though. No, it's certainly not. Yeah, I don't know why they let it just get snatched up by all these touristy places. Corporateness. It's cool.

That's how Navy Peer is. Okay. Oh, good, yeah. I'm actually going to be going to be going to Navy Pier. Oh, really? But I'll say that for this Christmas and fun. Thank you, Randall. As for me, I, as far as television watching, caught up in Plyubis.

all caught up great loving it uh landman caught up in landman watch two landman over the weekend two landman landman there you go and um let me tell you dude this guy's just getting smoked i need another every day cigarette every day is just getting shit on if it ain't one thing it's a it's a mother effing other man god damn son's producing six oil wells as i'm about cartel Well, got bad news on that end. Oh, no. He's not going to see a dime off of it. What?

Well, no, he didn't really, he forgot to start an LLC. He put it all in his name. He didn't really understand, like, where the loan was going and how he's going to have to pay a lot of it back and how he's going to be in debt. Didn't really understand the whole finance. He didn't read the financing agreement. He didn't really get a lawyer or an accountant. Basically, dad's oil company had to buy the leases. and he's not going to see

he other you know had he done a few things he'd be a multi-millionaire here in about a year but no it's very sad that's too bad man yeah it is it is you know we got sam elliott this season I did not he plays the grandpa and up until like the last episode

like episode six his only role has been just sitting in a chair looking out at the sunset that's been the first five episodes just been him being like that's some real old man shit dude yeah but now he's uh out there two-step in me more is he not nipping on a little whiskey or anything while he's doing it he hasn't really been drinking too much no i think the bottle got the best of his old lady and uh he hasn't really been hitting it ever since but he did punch a guy in the face fuck yeah dude at the will

rogers coliseum in fort worth so um um yes to just to address something in the chat that we haven't addressed uh rooker couldn't make it today oh yeah sorry sorry yeah he had to cancel so no breton rooker my bad sorry guys my bad to everybody you tuned in how we would let him down didn't we they're expecting i should have mentioned that off the top my bad no one rookdale he'll he'll make good on it yeah we'll get him in next next year at some point 2026 you know it's right around the no laugh track i thought you're going to laugh track that one no that one no that No. Okay, okay.

We did some steaks Friday nights in the house. It was very good, Randy. I, uh, Saturday was the day we hit Trail of Lights. I haven't done it in a while. I will say, if you go early, you can get in and out of there, and it's not a big deal. Now, if you wait, a lot of people, the craziest thing is leaving Trail of of lights. What it is, it's down at Zilker Park. It's where they do ACL and all that. Big, you walk through, there's a ton of food trucks, drink trucks. You walk, there's like little, uh, basically local

business sponsored, uh, sponsored Christmas displays. Christmas displays. You get everything from SpongeBob to Disney. It's all this stuff. It's fun. Kids love it. But, uh, the crazy thing is leaving there you walk out at like eight and the people walking in there's a sea of humanity walking in many with like little kids and i'm like oh it's eight you're just pulling up with the with the two-year-old huh and it's it's just also a beating you just got to go early it's all i'm gonna tell you did you get any hot chocolate in kettle corn yeah my i did we did all that i had a corn dog as well and how was that the hot dog part of it was cold that that tell you that earlier?

More like a cold dog. Last show of the year, got to throw him out here now. Dude, Randy's just cooking, man. Oh, like your hot dog.

I was like corn dog. He cooked a little longer. I was going to do it too. We both did the joke. Yep. But, uh, yeah.

If I'm ever in a situation like that, like an area and I smell kettle corn, I'm always going to get a bag. All right. Go ahead. And somebody put that on like a graphic, just that quote. If he's ever like in a situation like that where he's in an area and he smells a corn

dog, he's just going to get it. No, kettle corn corn. Kettle corn. kettle corn. If he's in like an area. If he's in an area, if I'm in a situation, and he catches a whiffed. Yeah. You're just going to, if I smell some, you're going to cartoon apple pie. His feet leave the ground and his nose just starts leading, leading it. I smell some fresh kettle corn. Your boys get in some fresh kettle corn. What don't you understand, Dave?

Yeah, I mean, that's good, man. Look, look, it is good. But they only sell it to you. You had to buy the giant bag. So I bought it for all the, the families. Yeah. And we still, like, we took half a bag home. Still, I got a bag, dude. I got a bag at my house, dude. Do you want to come over? You want to come over after this? And I think about the company. Yeah. Yeah. Let's just open the bag and kettle cord, man. We can do it. Yeah. Saturday night, went home, had a Guinness. I did, I did like a 930 gas station beer run, which feels a little unstable for me. I typically, I'm typically not doing the 930 beer run to the gas station. Okay. Those days are typically behind me. But I did it. Remember, I told you.

you i had that moment where i was on prednisone last year and i drove off with the the pump in my car is the same dude are you know we both we but yeah he knows it's me and i know yeah he knows and he like doesn't mention it and like you could tell there's like a he doesn't want to be like a jerk because he knows i'm a good customer goes there a lot and there's a gas station right across the street i could be going to that i don't think it's as good but uh we're both kind of like yeah hey what's up man, we both kind of look down, like we had an awkward moment. Is this on William Cannon? Yeah, you know it.

Okay, yeah, I know it. It's got a food truck. Oh, I go to the one across the way. Oh, yeah. That's my, it's my favorite gas station in Austin, actually. Why? There's nothing special about it. It's easier to get in and out of.

It's kind of a vibe over there, man. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah. I mean, I'd go to both if the other one's crowded, but okay. Interesting. The one that you go to, I only go to when I need to get a car. even though i shouldn't be using the automatic car wash since there is a hand car wash place right

next to it that will probably do a much better job but anyways you had the funniest thing you had the opportunity to do the funniest thing david by driving away with another pump no i double check now even when i'm like i know i've put it back up i always am like triple check i'm not dealing with that again he got mad at me and rightfully so although like it didn't it didn't cost him any money. I'm pretty sure that gas station had the barstool pre-canned cocktails. That was the first time I ever had those. Wow, that's a little fun fact

for you. It is a real fun fact. A little interesting note for you. Cool. Yesterday, man. Just hung out. Watch a little bit of ball. You know, watch ball Saturday. It's tough. Hey, how about them bears? I'm happy for you. Yeah. A lot of fun. Don't know how long this is going to go, but I keep saying that.

I've been saying that for like five weeks, not just me, mainly people who know more than me. It was funny because I was watching the game and I was first time and the girlfriend. And then when that happened, you could hear her dad in the background yelling when they won. It was great. You can talk Bears ball with them?

Chicago, maybe. Chicago's just seeing all the clips of people at like bars and all that. He hit the juby slide too. Oh, it was everything. I see why you guys like sports. Yeah. sports are fun man especially this weekend oh my god wow you should you're so happy you should start a website dylan's happy dot com i would probably go to squarespace dot com if i were doing

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your first purchase of a website or domain. Speaking of a ball, we'll play off round one. Yeah. Yeah. Are you about done with these group of fibers? Are you about down with them? Man, I don't know the answer here. I don't know that because it's clear that these teams do not belong in the playoff from a competitive standpoint.

But at the same time, shouldn't they, if you earn an opportunity, to play for national championship, you should be able to play for national championship. I'm torn, man. I don't know what you're thinking. Why can't there be like a G5 national championship? Well, maybe because it's fly like a G6. Yeah, everything about that. Why can't they have their own, their own, you know, sub-level championship situation?

And let the big boys play it out for the actual national championship. Maybe they're getting poured out by the subs. This isn't a Texas play. This is like, oh, Texas deserves that one of the, you know, 11th or 12 spot. That's not even what I'm saying here. I'm just saying, like, those weren't fun games. A 2A school. The Tulane, Tulane O Miss was, it was over immediately.

What are we, like, what are we doing? I don't know, man. That's the overused phrase on Twitter from like the Joe Clots of the world. What are we doing, guys? What are we doing? I get that. Like, it's high school. Two-A school isn't going to go up against a 6A school, even if it has an undefeated season.

Right, they play their own state title game, a 2A state title game. Why can't we have a G5 tournament? I really hated the argument, again, with Joel Klatt, where he was like, ask these players, do they want to be there doing this? Or would they're doing a disservice to them? I'm like, are you sure they would? They definitely want to be. What are you talking about? Of course they do.

I'm pretty sure they kind of like playing on the biggest stage possible. The biggest stage they've ever played in in their lives. They have a lot of fun. Even if they're getting their shit rock. Get to play, yeah, play in Oxford, Mississippi. Like, that's fun. Yeah. Even if they're getting their little Ds slammed in the door.

Even they're getting their D slamming in the door. D's kicked in. I don't know. I'm torn on it. There's got to be a better way. At the same time, you don't want to punish these teams when they have an excellent season. I don't know, man. I don't know.

Can I make a point? Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Everyone, Dave's about to make a point point. Point time. Okay. I guess if we do, okay, if we are all going to watch like the JMUs and the two lanes, I guess you'd have to categorize them to.

such but like if they end up on your non-conference and you are like a team of blue blood and you lose to one in like non-conference then like you shouldn't be able to make the playoff if it's that big of a discrepancy all i'm saying is it should weigh more if you lose to one earlier in the season you see what i'm saying it should go a little bit both ways if like we're all going to have this like agreement they're like oh yeah jm u's uh two lanes um they they those teams like who play on that level these group of five teams if you lose to one earlier in the season then that should totally fuck your season yeah yeah i just want i just would like that standard for the committee to like hold give that a little bit more weight and and to it does that apply to any teams in

the playoff correct i don't know okay i don't know i thought you're tying it back no no no no no no no i'm not but i'm just saying like okay if these teams really don't belong and we're gonna watch it and be like, what are we doing, guys? Well, then you, then a team that loses to them, that should weigh like double as opposed to losing to like a bad team in the conference. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's a look. That's a take I just, it just hit me as you're saying that. I'm like, okay. That's fine, but. And that's Dave's point. Anyway, I mentioned the hate watching. So Texas obviously had a relatively disappointing season. I mean, nine and three is not like a bad season. I'm like, one bad loss. One bad loss to Florida.

of course, lost to Ohio State and Georgia, which are two very good teams, you know, if you would have told me the beginning of the year that Texas went nine and three and missed a playoff, like, all right, I'm disappointed. Disappointed, especially pre-season number one, all this hype coming in. Considering that Texas went nine and three,

considering Texas missed the playoff, the season for me personally went about as great as it could have been under those circumstances. Beat O.U. Though you didn't score a touchdown against Texas. Texas, beat A&M, two teams that are playoff teams, A&M, they're only lost of the season. Watching those two teams lose in the first round, and this is, I'm, like, I'm sipping all the hate rate right now.

I get it. This is very petty of me. It went about as great. It went about as fun as I could have imagined. Like, those were the two, they both lost at home, the only two teams in the playoff system to lose at home so far. Just fun. I mean, it's just fun haters shit.

Just fun as haters shit. man really what was your what was your what was your pop saying as he's watching a and uh he was disappointed so we we uh we actually drove up we were we were on the road during during the second half of that game and my dad had the phone had his phone out and we're watching on on the youtube tv app the whole way up and he was just like oh man come on you got to get that first i'm just like fuck yeah i was watching the whole thing it was fun man um yeah yeah a fun a fun but disappointing season as a Texas fan

so that A&M game was really tough and it was look I give a little bit of grace to the kickers because it was like an exceptionally windy day in Texas like it was windy here Miami missed three field goals yeah

it was wild yeah windy days did you see Carlos Santos hit all those field goals for the bears Oh, here we go. Anyways, continue. No, hang on a sec. It was actually pretty impressive. I'm going to reload real quick.

The way that he was able to curve that ball in. Led they reload. Generic. That's a good photo. You know, no, that game, I know people who went to the game, and I feel bad. Like A&M fans, it's like, go, you pay all that money, and they show up. The crowd is great. Kyle Field is Kyle Field

And you can't That's what you do And it's like You're not playing some world class defense You're playing a good team But not like Yeah You're not playing the 85 Bears Randy

Or like the 285 bears Am I right I mean all the people who are saying Like A&M we don't really know How good A&M is because I haven't played That tough of competition Until the Texas game They're being somewhat vindicated obviously

They were on fraud watch For a lot of people weeks ago. Speaking again as a Texas fan, if you look at OU and A&M, they're pretty similar teams. They both have outstanding defenses. Sure. And a quarterback play that leaves a lot to be desired. John Mateer is not that good. Man, I could not stop in my head hearing you say that as I'm watching John Mateer be not that good. He's not that good. No. I don't know how much of it is the thumb situation. He seems to be delivering the ball just fine. but I don't really know there could be something to that.

On the other side of it, Marcel Reed is just not a big-time quarterback. He's just not. He's very inaccurate. He is a great scrambler. He is not a great downfield. Tastrophic turnovers. He is not a great downfield passer of the football. In both these quarterbacks, Marcel Reed already announced he's coming back for his

senior season. I don't know. You're not going to go to the NFL. I don't know why you had to announce that. But he's coming. He'll be back at A&M. I think John Mateer was looking like a top NFL prospect. throughout the first several games of the season.

He's got to come back because he looked like shit. And as a Texas fan, I'm like, yes, please, quarterbacks, please come back. I want Marcel Reed back in College Station. I want John Mateer back at OU. I love it because I just don't think either one of them are that fucking good. Yeah.

I think one of the problems is like the boys from Oklahoma are all the joints all wrong. They were the differences in the game, man. I mean, the defenses for each team played plenty, plenty good enough to win. Yeah, that's insanely frustrating. And, you know, Texas went through that too with a great defense. It's keeping them in a lot of games.

You're looking to the other side of the ball and you're like, yeah, you've just got to do something. Let's have a pulse. Yeah. So I'm looking forward to 2026. I have one thing to say about college football. Roll tide. Hey, man. they wasn't looking good for the tide early no seven they were down 17 nothing man worst leading sports dude is it 17 nothing maybe doesn't look good that night dude yeah yeah I was that was uh I was unfortunate uh I was already I was shooting out a keelon Russell text I was

like might be time to switch it up yeah I knew I wasn't going to happen yeah I didn't know if he that Ty Simpson was going to make it through the game because it just seemed like, oh, he's defensive lines. Just getting anything they wanted, but, uh, yeah.

Yeah. All right. Yeah, I need to make a correction. It's not Carlos Santos. Cairo. Cairo Santos? Oops.

I didn't even catch that, but yeah, you're right. Yeah, you know, Randy. It's better you just let you go. Hey,

I'll take the L after L, but the W with the Bears. But I hope IU takes an L. So we just give Randy his own sports show to cook to cook on, man. Nope. Yeah. Just me talking sports. Sports with Randy.

Ooh, actually, I wonder how many games I won via my Jersey Mike's app. How many points did I get? Yeah, we've all been wondering. I'll let you know. Okay. Do you have a side deal with them? No. Are you sure?

It's just that someone, a fan told me about it, and now it's like actually getting me interested. I might need to do that. Because I go to Jersey Mike's pretty regularly. And the guy said that I think that they'd, after NFL, they might do NHL too. This might be something that continuously goes on. You just pick stuff. Do you watch hockey? No, but I just, I can pick seven games, and if they win, I get points.

If I, they don't win, I don't, you're right. Your boy had an Italian beef. Hurst nobody. Hold on, hold on. I had a beef. He had Italian beef from, uh, Tucci's. And I love, Tuchy's one of my favorite sandwiches in town. So good.

I don't think I've ever been to Tuchies. It's not far. Just over there and O'Kill. You got to go across, you got to deal with, uh, oh, wait. It's all way down, all way down Comic Tilt. Is it back behind the gyms over there? It's over by, uh, there's a jets by it, but there's also a, a, Yeah, I've been there.

I've been there. Okay. I think it Klein's recommendation I went there. I think I got the wrong things. I was like, yeah, this is fine. And that's sandwich talk. Points history. Let's see.

Oh, I only pick four games correctly, I guess, out of the seven. Oh, wait, maybe not. Okay. I'm trying to think anything else. Tech Oregon is going to be fun. Six out of seven. Is that not for two weeks? Yeah.

What's going on? I don't know why there's, I don't know. That's a long time for like teams with the buy. Yeah, they have three weeks. Four weeks off or some shit. It's nuts. Dude, Oregon, get that full compliment of receiver. Quack.

Okay. De Coria? Did he play? He's back? He's back. I don't know how much he actually played. That game, another game, by the time we got back. I was like, well, I don't need to really watch this game.

Oh, I felt a little bad because JMU, like everything that went wrong or could go wrong went wrong. Like they just did not play well. Yeah. Like they were fucking up. And I was like, that's not, me after being like, hey, it's a proper team, well-oil machine. And they were, it's self-inflicted, stuff you can't do against a team like that. Team like that faces like real talent and it's, it's, they get exposed real quick.

The gap between Texas State and Oregon is huge. as we've learned as JMU just absolutely demolished into the match. I think I'm gonna start a sports podcast sports buddy podcast. I mean that's two weeks in a row I went six for seven

so let's just say you guy knows stuff. Those are good numbers. Wait, let's just say what? Your guy knows stuff. You guy knows stuff. Don't look at me, man. I don't know what he's doing.

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RocketMoney.com slash circling. Oh, dude, NFL, we're going to have playoffs with no ravens, no lions. It's cool for the lions to come beat the... No chiefs. No chiefs. Yeah, that's a big one, too. It's cool for the lions to come just demolish the Cowboys and then just lose the next, like, three games. Turns out they weren't.

It's just tough. Cowboys did just enough to, like, try to convince us that they were good, and then they're just not? No. As we learned over the last couple weeks Well, no, yeah, that's the defense still Defense heavy in the draft Please Speaking of

How about no defense, Randy? Hey, let's go San Francisco tonight, am I right? Okay, I thought we were doing the Jake Paul thing. Oh, you guys still talking about NFL. I was just talking about that. I realize it's actually eight. I went six for eight last week. I'm currently at six or seven.

Right, you're still on there. We'll see if we'll see. Oh, yeah. six, seven. We'll see. I might go seven. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, dude, my, uh, if you were at Trail Lights waiting in line to get in, and you saw the three boys, one about to be five, the other one five, and then the other one about to be six, uh, as they were yelling six, seven. Your boy, like, as in the crew you're with. Those are my, that was my crew. Mm-hmm. Like, they're yelling it and people are like, and I was like, God damn. I'm sorry.

You should have taught them, if you guys, you guys shouldn't be yelling at that. Let me teach you a different game. That's pretty funny. Penis. Don't teach in the penis game. Rhodes did say the word penis recently. This is the first time he's ever said that word. He knows his pee-p.

Of course. But he punched me. I go, don't punch me there. He punched me in the butt. Like the side of the butt. I was like, don't do that. He goes, dad, did I punch you in the penis? I was like, in the list.

This is like, what? What? No. He knew he's doing something. And there's one kid at school who he learns all this stuff. He learned six, seven from. There's one kid. And like, where'd you learn it?

And he said, this kid's name. I'm like, yep. He has unsupervised, like, iPod access is what it sounds like. That's what that means. Yeah. Unsupervised iPod access. iPad. Sorry

I'm just Fucking jamming I'm just ready To have a great Christmas This guy is this guy's checked out We got checked out guy here What's up checked out guy Hey what's up

Ready hop on a flight Play the video I did not watch The Jake Paul fight I should I'm gonna call to Anthony Joshua fight Because I'm not That's disservice to Sporting fans

But here's here's Jake Paul Getting knocked out For those who haven't seen it You've probably seen it This happened in the sixth round And Anthony Joshua, you might know, is an Olympian, a gold glover, a gold medalist, and a free previous world champion. And a very large man. Large man.

And Jake Paul is a influencer. Let's watch him get punched in the face and have his jaw broken. Jake Paul, but he gets caught with his hands down and his chin served on the bladder for that right hand right there. And look at Jake Paul's face. He knew it right away. He said, woo. I know that's Rick Flair, and he came out not to Rick Flair. He came out to Hulk Hogan.

Oh, that's such a clean right. What was that commentary? He said, woo. I know that's Rick Flair, and he did not come out to Rick Flair. He actually came out to Hulk Hogan. I think she was just trying to make some wrestling. She's just saying things and trying to tie back. Hey, if there's anyone that just says things, I'm your guy.

I know how that goes. Rule number one in boxing is typically, like, defend yourself at all times. times. Keep your hands up. His hands are not up. No. In fact, they're down. And then if your hands are going to be down, bite down on your mouth guard. Why? Because when the largest men in combat sports throws a straight right down the pike, it will break your jaw. There's a video. There's a video of the close-up of his mouth after this. It's not pretty, man. It's like it made my mouth hurt when I saw it. But his entire side of his teeth are like bowed in because it just got crushed it's ugly it's ugly yeah i was surprised he was able to talk can't imagine how bad that

hurts i saw a lot of people being like you know what man got to give it to him a lot of people he's like who you wouldn't want to get in the ring with anthony joshua didn't he make like 90 something and then uh yeah then people were very very quick to point out for a hundred million dollars actually i am you destroy my face for 90 million bucks i'll i'll take it you hear that If you're a listener, if you're a tech fan, someone's got 90 million bucks. What's the guy's name, Cody Campbell? He does.

He does, yeah. Do you want to destroy Dylan's face? For 90 mil? I'll take it. You can do it. What if we got that fight booked? You versus him? He versus Cody Campbell.

I'd rather fight Cody Campbell, I think, than Jake Paul. Jake Paul, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to fight him. He's bigger than me. He's got a heavy hand, man. I don't want to fight that, dude. He would beat my ass. I watched So like

I did not go back And watch all of the fight I watched clips Because the first five rounds Are just basically Jake Clinching Uh falling down Kind of running around

Trying to not get hit Just trying to survive Um But I did watch some like boxing coaches and stuff People know what they're talking about I'll be like Yeah

Like Joshua probably carried him To the 6th round Meaning like went easy on them to get it into later rounds. And I don't know if that was some kind of agreement that they had. But if you go back and watch, like, they were, they isolated clips.

They're like, yeah, Anthony Joshua like has the highest boxing IQ in the world, like amongst the highest, right? He's been doing this his whole life. He was an Olympian, a world champion, right?

There were multiple times where Jake was in a similar position where he just did not throw this punch knowing that it would have like ended the fight immediately. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't really, Jake didn't really, he shouldn't, you shouldn't be impressed by this performance. And then somebody also pointed out like how fights like this when you have a guy who doesn't have skill versus a guy who that's all he has is skill, they're often like weird and ugly and it's kind of dangerous first couple rounds because typically Anthony Joshua is fighting guys who fight like he does at like that high level. and they're not going to go out there and do weird stuff. But when he's fighting a guy like this, he has to be careful because he doesn't know. You're fighting like somebody who does it, is not going to react the way you think.

When Jake Paul fought Mike Tyson, he came out just throwing hay, like, he threw like haymaker after haymaker in the first round, which is something that Mike Tyson probably is not used to sing. He was just like, I've got to land one as fast as I can, a big one. so um anyway but you know you know what's more about to show no no no yeah that's essentially it so that's why like the first one or two rounds if you see him like look weird and like Joshua like like Jake Paul like may have you know if he's throwing some punches it looks like they land it's like yeah like that Joshua's trying to figure out like what what this wild card's going to do but um I wonder if that's it for him I feel like after you get your jaw broken like that Maybe it's back to fighting YouTubers and 50 and up.

Yeah, handpicking. Ex-UFC guys and not the best of the best. I don't know. Pretty crazy. Andrew Tate got his ass whipped, too. I don't know if you saw that one. I saw it after. I didn't know.

I didn't realize he didn't fight anymore. Like, he hasn't fought in a while. I guess because he's been on like house arrest in Romania or something. So he's 40 now. So I think he retired a while back. I don't know much about his actual fighting career. He's a kickboxer, yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know much about him and how good he was. But it was funny because the guy he fought, and I forgot the dude's name, but he was making the rounds before the fight because he has some really embarrassing fight footage out of there. His style is also extremely weird. I'm like, all right, Andrew Tate handpicked this goober. He's just going to beat the shit out of him, but he lost. And as Andrew Tate's number one hater, I also enjoyed that. Are you his number one? Maybe not number one, but I do hate the guy.

Yeah. That guy just came out. He's a piece of shit. That guy came out of nowhere. So after the fight, there was another guy who I might, I actually, Jake Paul, like, I don't, I don't like Jake Paul. I don't hate Jake Paul. Like, his, his bid is like, it's annoying to me. But I also, like, hey, it's kind of cool that you've got all this money and like, now you have the resources to go.

train full time to try to become a boxer, which, as you see, like, only gets you so far. You can't fake years and years of instincts and experience. But there's a guy named Jack Doherty, and the only person I hate more than Jack Doherty is the people in Jack Doherty's entourage. So Jack Doherty is like, he is a guy, you might know him from videos where he and his crew are walking around like Las Vegas. And they walk around with a giant security. guard. He walks like this with his arms out, intentionally shouldering people to like start

little altercations. And of course, like the bit is like he has a massive security guard and he just hides behind them. Well, they were in the tunnel or backstate, wherever, after the fight. And somebody in his entourage makes a comment to a guy named Andre Orlovsky. Now, that name, unless you really fall the UFC may not be known but his nickname is the Pipple and he's from Belarus

which already you're thinking okay and he's also a heavyweight so UFC heavyweight a little bit older than Leroux yeah he's in his 40s and I don't know what this does not seem like it was like this doesn't seem like a work

it doesn't seem like it was like a plan thing it seems like they just like bumped into the wrong guy and didn't recognize him but like if you go i'm gonna have randy if you can pull up his instagram too after this after you play the video he just looked he looks like the kind of guy like you do not fuck with not only like his size but like just what he looks like but let's just play the video this is this crew walking through and there's some words said that dude looks like a fucking giant from the movie three Kill, chill, chill, chill, kill, kill, too.

Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude, help them, help. Go, go, get the fuck out. Get the fuck out. I love these, these dudes trying to bow up to. Dude, they're pulling their pants up.

They're all, like, 5'8. Dude, these guys, like, are all my size. And they're trying to look hard. This is so embarrassing. With their stupid-ass haircuts. It's so embarrassing, dude. Look at this kid right here. This is, the last one's the worst.

This kid. They have no clue. Why that guy is trying to keep you? I don't know. How are you 260 and we still eat your head? You're a little bit. Holy shit, cop. Do you just say, how are you 260 and we eat you?

Like, hold on, first of all, they did not win that. It was also, like, five on one and he still was, like, working. Also, like, the best part, he's holding his cell phone in his left hand the entire time. Orlovsky, like, didn't put that. He's, like, doing this with just his right hand. Also, he's got the security guard. He didn't do much of anything. No.

Now, security guard realized it, I think, pretty quick. Like, uh-oh, this is, we don't want this one, guys. Let's just move on. This is-security guard has got to hate, hate this. the crew he represents man walk around these little fucking shitheads pulling their pants up yeah Jack Doherty clearly bumps into him

and then one of his guys just tries swinging on the guy like he just looked at him and then one of his shit friends just tried swinging on the guy in his face and like oh god dude his entourage they are just the worst and look how Doherty goes right behind the security guard

he's got his hands on his back oh my god dude dude the two of them are trying to like punch him in the back of the head and just, oh. That's a guy who just don't want to fuck with. What are you thinking? Dude, if he really wanted to go after, he would have destroyed both them. He was being conservative. Oh, my God.

These kids, stop giving these kids platforms, man. Stop making them famous. He posted on his Instagram. He's like, I guess they were making content for their website. It's just like the perfect way to put it. Yeah, for their website. This guy's hair, right? That guy with the towel over his.

or the shirt over his shoulder. I hate these dudes so much. There's just no benefit. What's his name? Andre, A-N-D-R-E-I-R-L-L. A-R-L. He's just, I mean, like, he's just still like a, you know, he's a guy who, you could see him maybe fighting like a YouTuber on a, because he's like past his prom.

He doesn't really fight in UFC, I don't think anymore. He's huge. Yeah, he's, he's a huge. massive individual. He's as big as their bodyguard. He's like his look, his whole look, you look at a guy like, well, that dude, he clearly trains. He's got the ears and he's got like, his head is like a fire hydrant.

Anyway, it's just funny that he went five on one with like the worst influencers in the world. And his body, their bodyguard was like off. I wonder would they pay the bodyguard. Did he's got it? That's not a fulfilling. Just like, I fucking hate these kids. That can't be fulfilling.

They'd pay me really well, though. That can't be fulfilling, dude. No. The worst kid in the world. I don't know, man. If I pulled up, though, just decked out in Fabletics. Of course, dude. It would have gone down different.

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Dude, catch me rocking fabletics at the Patriot games. Oh. Okay. What? What? Explain this. I don't know if there's much to explain. So our president, Donald Trump,

announced the Patriot Games, which he described as two people from each state or region, high school kids, a boy and a girl representing each state or region, will compete in a three or four day event called the Patriot Games. And that's the extent of the explanation, I think. We don't know, we assume it's some kind of athletic competition. According to this Yahoo Sports article today, there's still no like reports of what any of the sports or anything you're going to be just thrown out there. A bunch of people, of course, we're comparing it to the Hunger Games, and people were saying, oh, Trump definitely just binge watch the Hunger Games series before he made this announcement.

It does feel very Hunger Games-like, but I don't think the losers will be killed off like in the series. Yeah, I hope there's no death. There won't be a bow royal. This is unbelievable, man. Okay. I'm kind of into it. Yeah, I mean, I'll tune in, see what's going on here. This is still, we're still doing the UFC card at the house.

If it actually comes to fruition, who knows if it's actually going to happen? It looks like year 250, Trump's going to be doing a lot of stuff in Washington, D.C., and at the White House, according to his little speech there, so. Okay. And this is high school-age kids. Yeah, I believe so. Okay. But we don't know the events. We don't know if it'll be combat-related.

Let's see. If it's high school, probably. I doubt it would be combat-related. Like it'll probably be like a decathlon, I assume. Like I, is it just going to be track and field? I'm interested regardless. You're a track and field guy. I'm a track and field guy.

And it is kind of, we have a huge country with so many states and all the stuff. It's going to be kind of cool seeing the uniforms and like representation from each day and like just a mini Olympics. It's a four day event. It'll take place in the fall of next year. And it is an athletic competition. What does the winner get? I don't know. Probably a medal.

Winner gets their first semester of college paid for, up to $10,000? It's got to be something dope for them. Yeah. Maybe. I would just assume they get out of the house. I would just do it for pride. Although he did not specify what kind of competitions or sports would take place during the games. Trump noted that there will be no men playing in women's sports.

He did. He did say that. It's a real problem. Yeah. Yeah, that's not going to happen. I assume that would be part of the deal. we're going to be yeah we don't know anything more on the actual events just they're going to be athletic competitions dude what if it's ultimate what if it's just frisbee what if it's ultimate

frisbee i mean two on two two the boy and the girl yeah i wonder if they're going to do any like duo stuff together that'd be interesting you have like the the boy and girl from texas go against the boy and girl from like i'm just picturing guns would it surprise anyone if like there was no talk of this before his announcement he's like fuck it we're going to do the patriot game just like live during the yeah i raised i said now we got to do it like he just like you just like you just freestyle this yeah like you know what it's probably the way to do it yeah so we got that to look forward to okay i'm interested to see the uniforms that is that is something i'm gonna is gonna be kind of cool yeah i'm i'm i mean like there is some intrigue and like

if they were to do uh wait that's a lot of like opening ceremonies and stuff like if it's like the olympics because retail therapy we broke down the like the different fits that the olympian's going to be in so be cool just as not only the uniforms what's going to come out in the whole spectacle i'm i'm interested in it i don't think we need it but i am interested in if they have joint rolling as one of the competitions and like dude oklahoma's almost yeah they're fucking like they may as well not even show up well you're absolutely fucked maybe the maybe the girl we'll carry that because we know the boys Yeah, you're right.

That's a great for Randy. But we don't know about the girls. Man, okay. I was just thinking like if they do like the 100 yard dash, like are they going to go and get like the top track athletes from each state and just you got to go. That I'm kind of interested in.

Probably. A lot of Texas versus Florida, at least in track and football competition. California too. But like that, you know, okay, okay. I could definitely see, like, there being some baseball element just because it's America's pastime, something that has nothing to do with it all,

like a home run derby. They should do a long drive. They should do home run derby. They should do a long drive too, though. Yeah, because it's going to be one. It's going to be one representative. So it's like, you don't want the fastest, like, yeah, the fastest 100 meter guy might not be better at, like, you know,

all these other stuff. So you need a well-rounded athlete. So it would be interesting, at least the, I said it was interesting. I think there's a pretty good chance this just doesn't happen. I do, too. Yeah. This is one of those things where it's like, you say it, and it's like, it's like a, it's like a will. It's like no mention of it moving forward. Will throwing a kickback. You're waiting on that kickback for like a year and a half. I could absolutely see this not happen. Everyone behind his scenes and they're like, dude, you didn't, you didn't run this by us. Like, this is a whole, yeah, like, how are we going to plan this thing. Yeah, these are high school kids.

They're going to have to, like, figure out, like, school stuff and all that. Like, it's just, oh, logistics. I hope, I mean, I hope it happens. It's supposed to be next year, next summer. Yeah. I mean, because, yeah, the next year is a 250th anniversary. All right. Of our nation.

Oh, ready. Well, what are you doing? I'm headed out of town tomorrow. Yeah. Let's say, what are you doing for Christmas? What? Just asking. What am I doing?

Yeah. I'm going to be doing, I'm going to be up in DeVille doing Christmas. What about you, Dorn? We'll be here for Christmas. Getting some family time in, got the little guy. I'm excited about that. And then, yeah, on New Year's Eve, we will be heading out to out Utah and Vegas way with parks. What is parks want for Christmas?

he wants his second PlayStation 5 controller so he can play with his buddies that's right um that's pretty much all he asked for it getting this kid to like give me a gift ideas is like pulling teeth he just he doesn't want or ask for anything so i would just come up with other shit he's getting some stranger things stuff because he loves that show he's getting this cool chair for his room that he can game from not like a real gamer chair but it's like it sits on the floor and it rocks it's pretty cool is it like a j almost yeah dude that's the chair I had like I had it through college and shit does have speakers in it no I just had a plain one it was very basic and cheap and I would love to have that chair still

yeah it looks it looks like it was tight dude yeah because you could like get real frustrated and shoot yourself back and like look up at the ceiling and then just shoot back forward it's so fun uh so where are you in stranger things you've started or not started season five i have watched the second episode of season five okay so you're you're almost caught up so You're going to try to binge it with Parks, Christmas Day or something? That's the plan. That's the plan. Second half Christmas Day.

Yeah? I mean. And then the, but the finale finale is not until New Year's or something. Oh, is that true? I didn't know. Is that right? I didn't know that. I think the final episode is like its own release, I think.

But I'm enjoying it, man. It's good. Good. Good. Good. It's a fucking fat. The character, dude. Fuck this guy.

Guy stinks. Scary guy. what are you seeing randall oh it might be getting released in theaters the finale come on what come on

I mean actually that doesn't sound terrible it's just okay it will be released Wednesday December 31st on Netflix and this select theaters so you can go watch it in the theater if you want if it's in your area

but it will be on Netflix yeah New Year's day I didn't know that I thought there it's the first I'm hearing about it. So I did not know that, uh... There you go. Learned something new. That's cool.

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