Circling Back - Jerry Seinfeld, Lone Wolves, & Knee Brace Girls

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

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All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name is Will DeFries. To my left, David, Fizzy Boy, Raph. I love starting my morning with tears. I don't know if you've caught the Brendan Fraser video. Fraser. But it will hit you right in the feels.

Famously of Encino Man. Correct. now uh his comeback staked on the whale i'm a caveman different different program different show a little bit different different movie more serious yeah one had paulie shore in it not not the serious one no no but i'm looking forward to the return of uh the star of the mummy 1999's hit movie the mummy brendan frazier i saw that video too or those parts of it i didn't cry but it was cool is there is there a new video there's a video of Brendan Fraser. Brendan? Reacting to a standing ovation. And he just gets very emosh. Oh, okay.

This was from like Sunday, right? He gets very emosh. It's not cons. It's definitely not cans. I believe it's the Venetia. Venetia 79. Emosh is short for emotional. Is that the same festival where there was an alleged spitting?

A run by spitting. Yeah, I think it is. No, actually, I don't know that. Hey, more on that. It's the exact same festival. This festival has had quite the few days. The hottest new festival. I've heard Venice is like not a must stop, you know, destination.

Harry Styles. You know, yeah. As someone who's going this weekend, like I didn't really feel like, you know, doing that. I just had other stuff I would do instead. You know, are you doing a Southern California accent? Because you sound like a Kardashian. My sugar daddy is actually sending me to Italy this weekend. That sounds cool.

I want to go to Venice for the festival and to see Timothee Chalamet. But I have to go sleep with a 66 year old oil tycoon instead gross he's a magnet you oh dylan chivry ladies and gentlemen man i don't know why but vibes are just just spot on today immaculate is what the kids say i would agree it just feels good man until i just get my my soul just gets crushed on saturday reality would probably set in around like 12 o'clock saturday noon texas is probably down by like 28 if y'all but for now they're great if y'all if y'all

kick if y'all kick off first do you see a lead do you, do you see a lead the entire time? Yeah. Okay. I don't think it matters who receives the opening kickoff, really. I'm just asking. I don't think Texas is going to take it 75 yards. We kind of faced that with LSU when they came to town. Famously won a national championship that year.

That's big old facts. Difference, though, of course, Sam Ellinger. I still don't know how to say his last name. You should know. Was the starting quarterback, and he had some experience. We have a kid's 18, two freshmen online. Here's the question. I would totally do this because I'm a company man,

and I would obviously go do this if I was in town. I'm not going to be here. Who's going to go to game day with the sign? Sin and Randy. We have an intern who may be going to the game. I don't want to tell her to get a sign up. What? All I'm saying is that.

We've got some friends who might want to. We could pay them in Vizzy. Someone's going to be strapped there for Ross. What would the sign say? Oh, yeah. Ross has got a J-Bone sign. What's doran's deal um support small to mid-sized podcasts get a what yeah um don't don't do a few drawings they're gonna not let you maybe uh maybe a sign that promotes the cinematic universe of marvel no it's going to like you could abrade it though

what if someone did welcome to Wilmont and then it just had like a palm tree on it? That'd be sick. I don't care what anyone does, but like I feel like we need a sign. Like Ross has had it numerous times and I know that he's promoted it and tried to get people to do it.

So it's a little more just than us getting one, but I feel like this is our moment. We don't get too many game days here these days. Yeah, and not to totally dylan our rundown but i mean mcafee's in town bro so like get that guy's everywhere really something going viral lately yeah do we need virus protection maybe actually after the last 30 minutes in this office uh no different mcafee you know some are saying he might have faked his own death you know the the big new john mcafee not pat pat's alive and very well turns out the big

noon crew will also be in town man i think something doesn't move the needle where we're going big noon crew i think that's what we should have people do be more sparsely attended i would imagine why i saw that they were somewhere last week and they didn't advertise and they just kind of were like not even trying to drum up any kind of – Who is it? Was it Matt Leinart who was on there? Who cares? I don't hate some of the personalities on there.

Of course, you'll be turning into the Clay Travis show. Obviously – Is that not the same thing? I don't know. Obviously, the network picks, correct? They choose the time for the game Is that not the same thing? I don't know. Obviously, the network picks, correct? They choose the time for the game, and they chose this as the big noon kickoff, right? Fox is airing the game. They got to choose.

So Fox is who we need to complain about completely because I cannot fathom a worse move for Bama rolling into Austin than putting the game at 11 a.m. Austin time. Also interesting that ESPN will be here in spite of not airing the game. Yeah, that's weird. It happens sometimes, but not too often. They should be in Provo. Maybe Bama's finally on their radar. They need some respect. They've been disrespecting Bama for quite some time.

Long overdue. They're pretty good. I don't know if you watched their game last week. They beat Utah State by 50 points. I watched until the Austin FC game came on. I want to go to this game just to see what the hype's about with them. Guess how many times Alabama sacked Utah State last week? How many times?

Zero. Where's their pass rush? That's what everybody's wondering. Ooh. Zero. So, I don't know. Maybe like Quinn will just run free, a just a clean clean ass pocket to throw from what was that video that dude that you posted doing is he not getting a sack there or is

that just a time he tackled the running back oh the running back one of the most impressive plays i've seen in a long time yeah he ran he ran 12 feet in a straight line and made a tackle i still think you wronged the original tweeter i don't care you wronged him a little bit he didn't say that it was athletic he just said he murdered someone which he did it was fairly athletic it's murder but as far as like difficulty of play it was like a one out of ten every white dude who played wide receiver wanted to be called tweeter in high school that was like the ultimate nickname you could have i was never tweeter hey tweeter drinks beer he's taking the car he goes well he took the car tweeter's drinking beer but he goes a tweeter. Hey, tweeter drinks beer. He's taking the car. He goes, wait. He took the car.

Tweeter's drinking beer, but he goes, well, tweeter drinks beer. He got away with a lot. Most towns, you can't just take a police vehicle. No, I don't care if you're the star receiver of a decent team. A competitive team. Certainly not a top team, but a competitive team. He was like a little Wes Walker type on that team. Dude. Also, it's just like Walker type on that team. Dude.

Also Wes Walker. Just like Randy. Scott Kahn. Scott Kahn. Rest in peace to his dad. Recently passed away. Not to bring it down. James.

Dead. Should we just... Everyone we talk about, should we just... If they have a past dad, should we just give them a rest in peace? Yeah, probably. I think we should out of respect for all the dads out there. Do you prefer varsity blues,

Scott con or entourage Scott con oceans, oceans, true trilogy, Scott con. I prefer gone in 60 seconds. Scott con. Which one's the biggest douchebag though? Uh,

definitely oceans. Yeah. Yeah. Gone in 60 seconds scott con is underrated gone in 60 seconds overall it's a great extremely underrated it is a great movie master p angelina jolie i mean obviously nick cage make him say oh yeah slick back hair and na na na white bathing suit Master P. This guy was a piece of shit. He was. Didn't you say you didn't listen to songs in 1999 because you were too busy listening to Master P and stuff? You literally said that during Randy's game show. That's famously on patreon.com slash circling back podcast.

I listen to quite a bit of Master P. It's true. I'm a no limit soldier. Who's your favorite no-limit personality? Master P. Give me your second favorite. Give me your top five no-limit personalities. Go ahead.

I can only name one at the moment. I'm going to go with Mia X. Make him sing. Definitely not mystical. Not mystical. Yeah, mystical has been proven. He's been proven to be a jerk. He needed to erase his uh photo from

the no limit website more like mythical that sucked you know what i love what you're trying to do that was bad i think because mid no no that was really really bad so in honor of how bad that was we're just gonna we're just gonna chase that with some some information that the patrons and other people might want uh yesterday we did the worst of on patreon.com slash circling back podcast next week exactly five minutes the week after that on tuesday we're doing something that's never been done before the week after that randy's game show squad is going crazy on patreon did we decide on big baller little baller or big little baller you can't stop teasing's a tease. Also, head over to your phone.

Dial 888-618-4422. Get in, get out, be tactical. There's still time to leave a voicemail before tomorrow's voicemail is recording. Those launch on Thursdays. And go leave a review. But additionally, most importantly, youtube.com slash circling back.

Let me tell you a little something. If you'd like to leave voicemails, I check them for the Thursday episode or the Thursday recording of the Friday episode that we do end up launching on Thursday. Most times I check them up until we record. So if you have something topical referencing something from the last week or so you have until about 10 a.m. Central time, Randy, to get that in otherwise i probably won't play it if it's about something on this up like this week's episode next week

thank you get in get out like you said be tactical 30 seconds 45 seconds unless it's juicy unless you're bringing heat you know what i mean you know yeah there's we'll give you a little runway if it's absolute just fire flames but that you know please try to keep it short or if you're bringing heat you know what i mean you know yeah there's we'll give you a little runway if it's absolute just fire flames but that you know please try to keep it short or if you're the dude who can't call in without cracking up because you've taken like five early birds we enjoy you that guy you're probably getting played no matter what yeah we like you we do like you don't complain about hearing the same callers just call yourself and get a fucking voicemail played that's how you do it one of these days i'm going to do an episode where every voicemail is me and doing a different voice just to see if people notice be fine with that i've thought about like calling in myself

when i have ideas but i don't want you to see that the number is my number you don't have an area code yet do you no no i never will never going to i wouldn't never will dog dude i don't have an Austin area code yet, do you? No. No, I never will. Never going to. I wouldn't. Never will, dog. Dude, I don't know your harbor area code. Yeah, but if there was. So when I was screening phone calls for touching base, some people would call in and try to disguise their voice. And all I would do, I would always have an inkling, and then I would search my phone for the number that came through.

Whether it was you. You did it a couple times, Klein. And I always kind of knew. I did. And so I always expect that you're smart enough that you would know if it was me. I just think that you have heard my voice in so many different ways.

Not if you did the Corn Nuts voice. Corn Nuts. Darn Nuts. An entire call in one. Hey, Dave! Oh. This is Aziz Ansari! Wow.

How is he not called yet? What's Dorn's deal? Bye! Wow. How is he not called yet? What's Dorian's deal? Bye. That's Aziz. That would be a good call. You slayed me at dinner that night in Mexico, man. I couldn't handle my shit. Edna's.

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It says you don't have to if you don't want to. we can be bad boys if we want but i'm different hey dave i got a question for you what's the deal what's the deal with kith you uh that is not something i can answer but i don't know what kith is either i learned well we'll explain it yesterday are y'all serious he was ground i just know that my dog is just mega drippy no i'm surprised y'all don't know what kith is you got hair plugs i just realized this yeah his hair doesn't look great no like he used to be like completely no i know but like i i think i don't know if it looks totally natural we're talking about jerry seinfeld why can't i pick i can't picture him with a bald like partially bald i saw him uh do a live stand-up in austin about seven years ago and he was completely bald did he tell any jokes or did he just stand up in front

of the audience he was doing he's a stand-up comedian he was raising awareness for brett's stand-up for covet or whatever he used to He buzzed his head because he was bald. Not like he didn't bick it, he buzzed it. Dude, his hair looks great right now. I know these are professionally done photographs, but they say hair is 90% lighting. Hair, fitness, all of that. Okay.

I don't know if they actually say that, but I'm very down with that saying. I would say you're the most fashion forward of the three of us here. You do retail therapy. It's a podcast here on the Washington Post Network. We did an emergency pod on these photos yesterday. What is Kith? Kith is a retailer out of New York.

It was started by a guy named Ronnie Feig. He started it by making his own clothing, but they have since turned into something that not only puts out their own collections, but they do a lot of other stuff. They got really, really popular a few years ago, and they've got some cool storefronts. I went to their storefront in New York where you can pretty much look at any cool sneaker. It's a fun place to go into just because of the pure quantity of sneakers they have.

They have recently, in the last couple of years, gotten very criticized for being cringe. And that is not what you want. I think people are criticizing them for saying that their designs are a little too trying to be hip instead of actually being cool. Like a little choogy maybe? Yeah, maybe a little bit. And so whether or not that's fair, I'm not sure. But Barrett kind of came to the conclusion yesterday that they should have not dressed him in this young stuff as much as they should have made it stuff more age appropriate for this shoe that was kind of

the barrett's gist i look at it as a self-aware jerry seinfeld dressing like a um what do they call what do they call the kids that hype beast hype beast thank you i think what i think what is important here is that like i don't think this is going to get the action that it got if he's wearing age appropriate clothes this is getting me totally i think they crushed it whether that's good or not for kith okay i don't know but here's the question that i asked barrett do you think that they knew do you think companies think about the meme ability of things yes we definitely do some do that's we have meme meetings i never subscribed i never subscribed to the people that said that succession was just trying to meme

itself they knew this would make waves yeah on social yeah and it did so they've done some other ones too uh bear brought up a bunch of examples yesterday too that had like uh just other actors um that were like dressed more age appropriately but I think the reason this went crazy was because it's so ridiculous. It's Jerry Seinfeld. Do you have to slide Seinfeld some Eck to get him to do a photo shoot, get him out of bed for this? Because I feel like he's not a dude who is just like, yeah, I'll hop on.

I don't think they slid him any Eck. You don't? No. Okay. I could see him just like, he doesn't need this. Just wanting to like. he doesn't need just wanting to like he doesn't need a younger audience i think he i think he did this just to be like fun i mean do you think this worked out better for seinfeld or for kith i keep wanting to say sith kith randy for sure kith the fact that you guys didn't know who kith was and now you do i mean that's that tells me everything

i need to know this didn't this didn't further seinfeldith was and now you do, I mean, that tells me everything I need to know. This didn't further Seinfeld's career at all. The Litquidity meme account said, Why Jerry Seinfeld look like a Web3 startup founder who pays Forbes for features then puts As Seen in Forbes on the company website. Some of that's over my head, but I understand what they're going for. That jacket on the bottom row there is pretty dope. That jacket on the bottom row there is pretty dope. It looks like to me that this is a guy that when Kendall spun off and tried to start his own company instead of being at Waystar Royco, this looks like a guy that he would have rolled with and said that this guy would take him to the moon. I get the impression that these clothes are expensive.

They're expensive, but they're not like, I mean, I don't know. I don't think they're they're i don't know i can't speak to how much these cost they haven't come out yet okay they come out friday but like i mean they're expensive but like you're gonna pay like 48 for a t-shirt that kind of thing it's not like it's like so luxury that it's right you can't fathom it right i feel you but it's it's a high end it's a high end good jerry seinfeld man he's your fave who's got the best seinfeld impression in the room who's got the worst i think i have the worst what's the deal i'm not that was really bad i know dave you have you have to have something right i'm seinfeld. You're the Seinfeld fan. Like the big Seinfeld fan. No, I'm a huge Seinfeld fan.

I just can't do a good Seinfeld. Name five episodes. I don't want to do that right now. I wouldn't fuck with Dylan on Seinfeld stuff. Seinfeld trivia, you can't beat me on Seinfeld trivia. Who's your favorite character? George? George is not only my favorite character, he's the best character in sitcom history. I like Elaine. Well, that's your favorite character george okay george is not only my favorite character he's the best

character in sitcom history um i like elaine well that's your opinion no it's not it's a fact that's your opinion i think elaine is underappreciated objectively he's the best she is underappreciated i'm gonna watch veep one of these days dude i know i don't i don't know how you have it man like veep is right up your alley. You like politics. You like dry humor. I mean, some of the characters in that, Dave, are just absolutely built for you. Come on, why aren't you watching Veep? Of course, created by Larry David.

Right. Not Veep. He would have been a good choice for this photo shoot, I say, as someone with no knowledge of fashion. He's just as relevant as Seinfeld these days, if not more. I think that he would be a much more difficult get for a photo shoot. I don't know, man. He's quirky enough to do something like this. What's Cassie up to?

Getting famous. She's getting very famous. Is she acting? Yeah, she's got some stuff that's in development that I think should end up making her straight up famous. There's probably a two-month stretch on the old website we used to run where we would work in some kind of Cassie David. Oh, she did numbers. Still does.

The internet loves her. Yeah. I mean. Yeah, she's cool. She wrote a book. I read a few chapters of it. You can't even read. Now, Will can read, right?

Leah Wischel over here. Oh here oh yeah that was the rumor oh yeah she went on record she went on record saying that uh if she was a man those rumors did not exist about her not being able to read and that's not true and then the internet doubled down yes i saw no i saw no holstering of takes about that after as a man I've been accused of not being able to read yeah as a man uh I would say that men are more accused of being dumb than anybody in the world I think we are facts I think we are known as the dumber species yeah we're pretty stupid yeah I think I've I think the only reason that I can read is because I've gotten good at ad reads that's the only reason you can read I couldn't read before I started working that's where he cut his teeth when Dave hired me to be an editor for like a website i was like i need to learn how

to read right yeah as you were a writer yeah i called my mom and i was like hey i gotta stop voice dictating this stuff can you help me you're like look i put some i put some uh ink down on some paper i don't know what it says you might tell me this is good i was like yeah i guess dude and then intern evan transcribed it on a notebook paper what if i just walked into the office day one and just handed dylan and l on a blank sheet of paper i could tell you that wouldn't have gone over well with some people dylan me he was famously against hiring you. That's not true. You would have been a bitch.

You were looking at his Instagram, and you're like, I just don't know about his aesthetic. I don't think that many people knew I was getting hired outside of Dave and who you cleared it with. That's true. I didn't tell the bullpen.

I feel like we were operating at a time at that company where you could hire someone and just ask for forgiveness. No i went to the top but i don't think i don't think it got to the people directly under the top right i didn't i didn't go i didn't follow chain of command if in fact there is such a thing chain of that company wasn't a little much organization i tried i guess no grand x tried to tried to be you know a well-oiled machine we had an old chart when you hire a lot of shitheads which i include myself in that things derail a little bit what's the name i do like that jacket yeah on the bottom right it's flames it right I don't know what you call it I don't know what the pattern is

it looks like a vintage curtain or something I could pull that off I'm surprised you didn't know about Kith when they dropped their golf collaboration with TaylorMade do I need to be? I feel like that's something I would be interested in it was a legit

collaboration is it did they do the rocket balls was that them i don't know i don't know the rocket balls you don't remember the rocket balls series that they launched like a decade and a half ago it was like the white face three wood rocket balls say rocket balls in corn nuts voice rocket balls that's the one yeah see dave they hit him with like they hit him with like the Rocket Balls. Say Rocket Balls in Corn Nut's voice. Rocket Balls. Rocket Balls. That's the one. That's what we're looking for. Yeah, see, Dave? They hit him with the sweater vests.

The name of this brand reminds me of that Mike Tyson meme. Yeah, Kith. Now Kith. You guys watch that Mike show? You know what I'm talking about? Randy does. You guys watch that? Spinal.

Now Kith. It's Spinal. No, I have not watched it. What are you talking about? What'd you say? The tyson show on hulu no cartoon he has a cartoon also it's not a cartoon no it's like it's like a it's a what people famously call a biopic and other people famously call it a biopic sure no one who's smart says biopic it It's biopic. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. It's biopic.

It's biopic, dude. I actually think that biopic sounds lower brow than biopic. Nah. Biopic sounds like a medical procedure. Hey, this has nothing to do with biopics. I was sitting outside last night. I think I'm going to buy a telescope. I think I'm about to be telescope guy. Are you doing this because we started talking about golf

and then you started thinking about Jimmy Walker? No, but that does make sense. He is also a telescope guy. I forgot. Are you trying to cock Dylan's space? Are you going through your dork phase right now? Dave's entering his dork era. I was looking at the sky.

I've been really up on the UFO stuff lately, and I was just like, I need to be looking at the sky more. It's kind on the uh ufo stuff lately and i was just like i need to be looking at the sky more it's kind of a new initiative that i've got i look at it during the day quite a bit because i'm obsessed with clouds but at night it's it's like why am i not looking up there's there's stuff up there he's obsessed with clouds oh yeah you're obsessed with clouds name all of them right now yeah uh okay first one i'll name the guy at the old grand x office from building three that would sit out there and toss the fattest clouds that would just sit there for seven minutes we had

on do you know it we had a cloud question i'm the only one who got them all right cumulonimbus cumulonimbus cirrus cumulus stratus stratus strata i remember that one because of trash remember her i'm a wall cloud guy. That was age. I used to fuck with clouds heavy. Okay. That's cool. I don't know how to respond to that. But if you have an option for an affordable telescope, let me know.

And not like something I'd get at Sharp and Range. You're not going to buy a telescope. Now that you said that, I will buy a telescope. We'll see. I just use my eyes. I just look up. Yeah. Damn, that's sad. I did that during the eclipse.

I saw that. The commander in chief told me it was okay. Do you remember we used to get the shoebox and cut the little hole in it? I never did that. They made us do it. that's how we could watch the eclipses kids shoe box hole and you'd watch like the hole cover up with the shadow and not a fun way to look at an eclipse because you're basically looking at a shoe box from mervins or some shit right pay less yeah i never happened to pay less i think they still exist you paid less when you went in there

or maybe they pay their employees less well we don't support that you're about this you think about that is there an update to uh harry spitting? Yeah. According to what's his face? Pretty boy with the long hair now. Chris Pine. He didn't do it. Then what happened? I don't know.

Then offer up an alternative. What the fuck happened? I didn't even see this news. I still think he got spat on. My correspondent, who will remain nameless, but does live at my home. And is not my son. Told me that it had something to do with him dropping his sunglasses. But I'm still not convinced.

Also, I got some background on the drama. I didn't realize how many people didn't like Olivia Wilde. Apparently she was exposed a little bit for uh saying that she fired shia labouf from the from the movie and come to find out he released some some receipts where she was begging him to come back because he quit because his schedule conflict he couldn't make rehearsals or something so So just a lot. There's a lot of moving parts in this story. A lot of layers. But I'm watching the tea. I think he spit on him.

I think he spit on him. What else could have happened? I don't know. But how did he not immediately throw hands? Because he knew the cameras were on him. And he was in a vulnerable position sitting down while Harry Styles, who's a bigger man, was standing over him. Who wins that fight?

Chris Pine. I think it's Chris, right? I don't know, man. Chris Pine smokes him. Why do you say that? I don't know how big Chris Pine is. Because he has a big head? His last name's Pine.

He must be big, like a tree. I don't know if that makes any sense. This makes sense in my head. He's 42. That doesn't solve the mystery of size. I was going to say, 42 what? How tall is he? pine he must be big like a tree i don't know if that makes any sense makes sense in my head he's 42 that doesn't solve the mystery of size gonna say 42 what how tall is he he's a short man tiny arms dude how tall is chris pine i don't know i'm looking at harry styles height whoa chris pine six feet six eight harry styles is six feet tall so is chris pine really that's what it says why does harry styles look seven inches taller than Chris Pine?

Chris Pine is definitely more shredded than Harry Styles, right? He's thicker. Yeah. Harry Styles has got like that skinny, like he's not, doesn't have any muscle, but it's hot. He's rockstar. He's a weight. Yeah.

I mean, like. Potential drug usage. He's wiry. Yeah. Watch out for the wire guys i like i mean harry styles new album's fine uh i respect that he he is a fashionable lad uh i don't i don't dislike harry styles at all but when it comes to fighting harry absolutely does not have that dog in it you're right i think chris pine probably takes him but still you're not gonna

throw hands with harry styles in front of everybody you can't do it at the venezia 79 because once you if you squab there you're not getting asked back and that's one you can't squab that's a good word that is thank you that you just brought back out of retirement thank you thank you if harry if chris pine makes any move to hit harry styles harry styles will react in a way that i would react. Okay? I'll just react like that right now. Okay? I'm Chris Pine. I'm coming at you. Okay. I'm throwing a punch. Well, yeah.

Okay. That's how he would react. Okay. I threw the jab. Famously, I have a good one. You think these guys will be on a Triller fight card, like undercard of a Jake Paul fight? They're doing rough and rowdy. They're too pretty.

They're doing rough and rowdy. Yeah. That's a big get. You guys are too pretty to throw hands yeah uh chris pine is not that pretty harry styles is a big story he's a good looking dude harry styles is a big stoolie he's really excited about doing it yeah is he yeah he likes a little sass he thinks he thinks little sass and roaner are a good combination his favorite is chugs though he loves chugs barstool at barstool barstool chugs that with two g's or one is two

i don't know why chugs is it's a word that has just one g in it yeah yeah i saw an interview with harry styles and he was like i don't think they ever should have fired francis he didn't know and then like but now he said he's like happy that francis is back at barstool used to be a big omb guy too really yeah that's pretty cool office manager brett yeah famously you've seen that video where he just gets smoked by tapper yeah what a jerk what's his name john is it taffer yeah i don't know not jake tapper do you guys ever go through like a a phase of watching taffer yeah he had a real renaissance there no i'm strictly kitchen nightmares i didn't i never i never really watched i watched a couple episodes so i knew but i never got super he was

just a dick to everybody i didn't i didn't care for his tone why is that the formula he went in there he was just like you guys are all pieces of shit this place is terrible the food sucks you're like dude i'm a i'm a i'm a single parent of three he would just he's trying to make ends meet here he would single somebody out and just berate them for their like lack of work ethic or something it's like calm down i blame the english people know me i blame the english people even though i know he's not actually english i feel like that style originated with simon cowell where he's just gonna be a dick and now it's just gordon ramsay gordon ramsay look it goes into your kitchen oh you're fired oh you're the chef by chef oh i behind you devoted my life's work to cooking this dish.

And he's like, oh, well, it's shit. Like, all right. It's literally the worst thing I've ever had. But thanks, man. Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself. Go do something else with your life. Good show, though. Follows me on Twitter.

Famously. Gordon? Yeah. Yeah, me as well. We're close. Yeah, we're one of his 200,000 closest friends. He doesn't have that many. It's like 23,000.

What do I gotta do? Dave, literally just go follow him and I bet you get a follow back. I didn't follow him. I think he has a bot thing where like, especially if you're verified, he will definitely follow you back. How do you follow? Oh, you hit follow? Boom. Dave, I'm not gonna teach you how to follow

someone on Twitter. I feel like you've been on Twitter podcast. Dave, you are verified on the platform. You know me. I'm not team follow back. I'm not team follow back. Come on. I'm going to be waiting all day for that Gordon follow back. No, you won't.

I hope you get him, man. He'll do it soon. OMB. I'm going to spit on Chris pine next time i see him everyone just spits on him would you rather get spit on on live tv or slapped i'm thinking i'm of course spit on referencing the will smith chris spit on yeah getting slapped like oh man dude at the end of the day chris rock ate that slap so it wasn't that bad for him Why is getting slapped so much more disrespectful than getting punched? Because it's not. Yes, it is.

Depends on how the punch lands. No. If the punch lands and you get knocked out, that's definitely more disrespectful than getting a slap across the face. A slap is like, I'm not trying to hurt you, I'm just trying to embarrass you. Yeah. When you get slapped, the person's basically saying maybe you're not going to do anything and even if you do i'm not worried about it whereas if they were to throw a punch it's like you're trying to you're trying to end it end it right there a slap is an open invitation to like come back at you

but still it's like fuck what do i do here i'm gonna come back at you i don't want to get slapped. I don't. Me and Khalifa slapped you. It was a good slap. Yeah, but that was part of a deal. I mean, I knew it was coming. That was Dylan's deal. Yeah, that's what my deal was. I like how every other month I'll get served a reel of like a Russian slap competition.

And it's just watching it it thinking what does it come to if you're if you're having to enter that contest have you seen the one-handed boxing yeah no what's up with that i don't know what's up with it's like you stand at like the like an arm wrestling table like an arm wrestling table and you hold on to there's a handle there with you with your left hand and so you're going like this well like so you have to stay in place and you're just rock them sock them with one hand yeah and it definitely like i mean it definitely benefits the people with like long wingspans so like if you have long arms and you're strong and a psycho you should just go join that sport yeah no not chris pine who has a 42 inch wingspan yeah

yeah chris pine he's not cut out for that. No, he's just going to be just eating jabs. Yeah, his head is so big. Chris Pine? It's too big for his body. I saw where Duda said he's going to get the Chris Pine today at the hairdresser. He should. That'll look good. He can pull it off.

Yeah, why not? Just do it. Yeah, don't talk about it. Be a better bitch. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Nothing chaps his ass like people making fun of uh adult men with blonde hair duda hates it really yeah there's a thing online on twitter about you know a lot of people tweet like like what man has the right to have blonde hair over the age of whatever what's wrong with that i say that but with hair in general i

mean how many blonde friends you got i guess see dude they're sus they are kind of sus now that you mention it does drew loki have blonde like dirty blonde my brother-in-law yeah oh are you sure yeah i think he was like me born with blonde blonde hair and then it just darkened over every kid i i somehow had very blonde hair at some point my hair was very light as a kid now it's black yeah go figure see my hair when i was born was black then i went completely blonde and now your boy is just a dashing brown shut up that's so annoying mine's uh mine's a little bit more flesh colored now oh okay is that what's going on

are you hitting him with that clear you can't make that I thought you opened the door for me to come in with you I'm sorry I apologize I thought that was an invite in for a second and I took advantage

I don't talk about people don't i don't talk about people's hair normally don't talk about my religion like that okay you know what they didn't have to think call me michael stipe i'm losing it okay for a second there i thought you're gonna to tell me Michael Stipe was a Scientologist, which doesn't make sense. What's your favorite Michael Stipe song? Name five. I don't know who that is.

Name five. Who is that? Michael Stipe? Yeah, who is that? You ever heard of the rock band? They were pretty famous back in the day. R.E.M.? Yeah.

Yeah, he's the lead singer of them. Rapid Eye Movement. That's exactly what it stands for, for sure. I've been trying to get REM sleep. pretty famous back in the day rem yeah yeah he's the lead singer of them rapid eye movement that's exactly what it stands for for sure i've been trying to get rem sleep right that's what that means to get that deep rem cycle i've been watching a lot of rem and stimpy lately second red and stimpy joke and as many idiot, Sally, I don't like how much Sally enjoys how good you are at doing Davide.

Oh, really? Yeah. She asked me last night, we were like, we're just watching TV and somebody lied in the television show we were watching.

I said, oh, you're a liar. You're a liar. And then she was like, no, Dylan's better. She's a liar. She's an actor.

Dude, I like it when he gets into it a little bit with that one guy yeah and then after that he goes with that chick dude everyone loves david crazy getting into with any of the guys no but like you know they kind of were mixing it up like guys often do like we do playfully bantering but god he's what a what an absolute hunk that guy is oh can we just shut up and do the do a show about it? I want a reason to watch this.

Catch me next summer when Love Island UK is out. We will be doing a Friday recap pod. Every time he would be on the screen shirtless, Brittany would just bury her head in shame and just laugh to herself because she couldn't control it. She got way too h for davide by her own admission i'm just i'm not speaking out as you buried her head in shame she'd be she would just like start laughing because i she's like i can't look at this guy

without responding to it yeah you're like you know when like you know when like roads will be looking at someone then he gets embarrassed and then like just tucks his head into your shoulder yeah yeah that's what bae did on the sexual couch like bae just calm down like you gotta you got all the hunk right in front of you you know what's the sexual couch the sectional couch oh dude i thought dylan had some new furniture oh he does i mean yeah i haven't been upstairs in his place but i saw i saw a very aggressive like black leather couch getting brought into dylan's house the other day when i was driving by is that why you took i was gonna go get some pasta salad from this place on the street,

and I go in and I see them like... It looked like Dylan... You remember those things that they had on Nickelodeon where they'd strap you in like this and then spin you? Yeah, NASA trains their astronauts with. Yeah, they had one of those. Would you stop? But it had a bunch of spikes on it.

I don't believe this shit. Spikes. Spikes. I'm on Davide's Grom right now. Dude, I was watching watching day in an episode did you see the episode where it was really windy there yeah they started calling him a draft king football fans the first sunday of nfl season is here and draft king sportsbook an official sports betting partner of the nfl is giving new customers a can't miss offer to celebrate the return of the NFL season right now new customers can bet just five dollars and

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for details. Line is still $20, Dave. $20 for a line? Come on, dude. I'm sorry. I'm talking sports. You're talking sports with me? I'm talking betting. Hey, if you like what we just did there, check out Too Much Dip. It's a sports podcast, and it features Dylan and I and KJ.

And sometimes Will comes on to talk Bama. What that means is betting experts have predicted that Bama is going to win by 20 points. Basically. Well said. Basically, that's what it means. I think they will. I do will i do i think you can move that up to 30 and you'd be fine if i would take it i would take a 20 point loss right now if you offered it to me moral victory something to springboard the sark era i don't want the loss

to be so bad that it derails the season and like you know you ever heard the phrase, don't let one loss beat you twice? Yeah. That. I don't want that to happen. You just got so dad. You just got so dad. Like last year, that happened. Why am I your child? The OU game, that loss beat Texas. Started a six-game losing streak, David.

I feel like I just struck out in a big at-bat, and I'm walking back to the dug dugout and I'm putting my stuff away and I'm walking to the parking lot and Dylan's like, hey, pat me on the head. Good job out there, Davey.

There will be more opportunities, Davey. Oh, Davey boy. Oh, Davey boy. What's happening with the antivirus software? No, this is about Pat it's pat not the other pat mcafee not john pat mcafee also known as the rock sports media rock as i call him

because he's a very busy man i don't know how he does it i don't know how he finds the energy to do it i assume it's on the up and up i certainly couldn't do it i can barely do these shows used to punt in the nfl as well maybe that's what it is the discipline and structure of the life of an nfl punter he's transitioned that into the hardest position has a punter ever done more post football playing days than pat mcafee you know punters don't usually get gigs like this. He's just got a lot of personality, it turns out. Yeah. He's got the juice. Now he's on game day.

How does that song go? The corn song? You probably shouldn't sing it if you don't know it. You got the juice. How's it go? You're doing hooch, not corn. What are you doing? I feel like they're like same, same a little bit.

There's no way you know hooch. Someone sing it like for real right no nobody wants that people want to hear pat got the juice and what lukewarm mcafee takes and they're gonna get him uh he's not for me i think he's just a little on the obnoxious side but i do i can also recognize the same time that the guy is good at what he does he's got a big following very popular The kids love him. Just a little too animated for my taste. Okay, here's the question I have.

Why have a chair in your studio if you're just going to stand up the entire time? Yeah, that's a big thing that we need to address. Also, it's like when I got a stand-up desk. Why is he stealing Dan Regester's bit of wearing a tank top every day in the office? That's Dan's thing. He's a big jackhammer guy

oh man do you think pat mcafee has ever read an article penned by dan rejester aka jackhammer i think the uh the jet ski you know what i'll take that back do you ever wonder do you ever wonder i've never this is the first time i've ever thought about this but like the most famous person to ever read something that we did like yeah person yeah like they're like what if like what if randomly like you like for example like mgk re-shared that scaries meme that's got to be one of the more famous people to ever interact with like something i've done that's kind of a funny i was famously retweeted by snoop dogg oh yeah you were so not to yeah. Oh, when you did that tweet that Will did? Yeah.

I copied. Yeah, I just straight up copied and pasted Will. It's just crazy that both of us called our son Seven. I know. No, I think if I like McAfee, it's when I'm in the right mood. I think the only times I've been out on him is when I've just been in a bad place probably because of uh college football or something like a team i bet on or baylor or something like blew it and then i was like oh god i don't know i don't have it i don't have it here for mcafee but i will respect what he does and i do think i think it's

a positive addition but i'm gonna have to see how they use them i hope they don't i hope they don't overdo it are they replacing that old bag of bones with him talking about lee corso dave oh yeah no i don't know they gotta get that poor he's got another five years left on his deal so five years i don't know if that's true another five years of lifting him out of bed and bringing him to the set does he even know where where he is when he's doing these? Not to be insensitive, but he's an old bag of bones. Does it seem where, like, is Pat McAfee going to do College Game Day for the next 50 years?

Is he about to be just a mainstay in my living room? Do you guys watch College Game Day because you enjoy it? Or do you watch it because it's just the background it's the comforting background that you want it lets me know you're about to have a full slate of college football okay do you it gets me high do you enjoy maybe this is a better content question do you enjoy college game day because you enjoy it or do you enjoy it because it's just comfortable the best part of it is the the signage in the back by all the fans i only watch it yes so we don't miss something like uh something meme or twitter worthy as far as the actual

product it's it's just like any other show you get bummed when they do it in like a lame place like i know sometimes i'll throw a bone to like a smaller school and shout out james madison yeah like it bums me out when they do it places where i'm like oh this isn't this isn't a big game atmosphere i feel good i feel happy for those folks i ride with jmu mainly because of you know micah's wife boo boo also also bluto my friend mikey played tennis for jm yo i want to give a special shout out to dylan's friend mikey who played tennis played tennis for jmu famously i'm not sure if they were any good. Probably not. But no, I don't. I'm not upset when I forget it's on

and then turn in like 30 minutes in. I'm all like, oh, fuck. I wonder what I missed. I got a pretty good idea what I missed. I don't watch any Marxist soccer. It's lame. You didn't cut that shit out. I need to get like multiple TVs

for my fucking man cave. Dude, your man cave has one screen. You only have one that shit out. I need to get like multiple TVs for my fucking man cave. Dude, your man cave has one screen. You only have one monitor? Mid. Dude, did you guys hear? Like a bunch of people thought that like I was in Cincinnati the other day because there was a lone wolf just roaming the streets. I don't know if that's accurate. He's pivoted to the next story.

You know, originally we thought it was a pack, a wolf pack, if you will. It wasn't. It was just one. Yeah. It was a Mexican gray wolf, and they're not particularly large. To the Cincinnati man who tweeted that there was a pack of wolves that had escaped from the Cincinnati Zoo. You are fake news, sir. Yeah, that guy really missed the scoop there this says a

wolf briefly escaped its habitat in the ohio zoo but it was recaptured and no guests or employees were hurt officials at the cleveland not cincinnati i think i said cincinnati i'm sorry cleveland metro park zeus they would have shot this thing if it was in cincinnati we know that sure rest in peace harambe gone but not forgotten make harambe alive again dicks out for this lone wolf what's with zoos in ohio and and always capturing headlines yo is that is that like their thing maybe like no one respects us as a state they're the florida of captured animals just let our zoos go crazy dude go break ohio's like the knee brace girl of the united states like they just do this for attention they're like oh shit we haven't been in the news oh knee brace girl such a real thing

like we haven't been in the news cycle in a little bit we gotta we gotta release a wild animal for a few hours here yeah you see you see uh i don't know what what's her name you see uh heather walking through the hall she's like oh what happened you know why you got this knee race what'd you do she gets her first start in a few in like a few months uh because she's been battling this knee injury and then oh weird in the first quarter she went down again she's b team volleyball and she's like all right what happened tell us the story it's like when dan popped his hammy and put an ace bandage around it he really did pop it was bruised but it was just funny because the ace bandage i was like what is that even doing

so fucking knee brace i'm so tired of signing her cast like do you even need one do you really need this it's like she gets to use the elevator in the school because she's got like she got her crutches and stuff and it's like you don't need Yeah. She doesn't even need to go get a new knee brace from the, from the like store because she just has one that's just been rotting in her closet. I'll tell you this, the story would be a lot better if they gave us a name of this fucking wolf. See that, that's what's dangerous is that once they release the name of the wolf that gets out.

We're putting it on T. We're putting it on T. And that also also means that like it's going to become a thing we're we're going to put a american flag bandana around its forehead and its little wolf forehead did you say that gray wolves aren't very big like what 60 to 90 pounds um this one this wait hold on let me take your time they are okay it's okay i'm getting conflicting this well the largest gray wolf on record is 175 pounds that's a well this that's a big wolf but this is the smallest of the gray wolf subspecies okay so this is this is not a big boy i could take this thing that's what there's one i think you could i think you still get a little fucked up but i think one smaller gray wolf i think you're okay if not okay but like

i think you survive if i'm at zilker park playing fetch with rosie and i see this thing walking there i think that this thing is a dog they're about 100 pounds okay if it's 100 pound i don't think you're taking it they're about that's a-sized wolf. They're about a hundo. Yeah, you're not taking that. I'm sorry. Randy weighs a hundred pounds? Yeah, he's going through a cutting phase. Maybe that ass.

I'm sorry. Just his butt? I really am sorry. Just that ass meat? Thank you for signing that waiver. Yeah, we printed Randy out a new waiver. It just says, we can sexually harass you, and then we put an x and a line and randy signed it it's limited to ask no one got hurt huh no i think this was i think what will said was correct i think they they like oh no i left the gate open

and it got out and it's like what why'd y'all let me out here and it's like oh i'm back in just so they could have the story so people will want to go to the zoo. I'm not going to go. I don't support this stuff. It's weird, man. Sometimes I get, sometimes I want to go to the zoo.

Like I get that. I get a hankering. Right. You want to bring your kid there? Like some days, some days I get like a wave of nostalgia and I'm like, man, I would love to be at sea world right now, but you gotta be careful.

That whole blackfish thing. They called Dave's dorm c world and no one saw that coming that's travis scott's next album i don't remember why though dave can you fill me in because of all the cumulonimbus clouds we were tossing right what let's shake your head it's a cloud joke randy mr cumulo nimbus nobody talks about it but i did adopt um through an old uh an old fan an old grandex fan shibby a mexican gray wolf i have the papers somewhere he adopted it and sent it to me so it was nice i'm not talking I thought you were talking about Randy. No. You adopted Randy from Shibs? I tried to adopt Randy during the freeze. I want to...

What, Dylan? I want to make like a low-key announcement update to what you told us not to talk about earlier because it seems to be working fine now, but I won't. I'm not going to do it.

You're not going to do that. Because you told me not to and I respect your... I you can do it i don't care it's up to you man the shop the shop is working wait till we launch the dicks out for lone wolf tea the shop yeah the watch me to shop is officially working now yeah i just said it's it's hold on i'm in illustrator right now i'm making a rowdy cleveland wolf t-shirt is it cleveland or cincy you're not even typing cleveland hey the site is working it's up and running watch media shop wolf the cle oh dude will we'll pay you 100 bucks if you come up with like a t-shirt name okay one that sells okay cleveland wolves and orders are coming in already people are aware

i'm not breaking news really i ordered a hat i paid for it with my own money Cleveland Wolves. And orders are coming in already. People are aware. I'm not breaking news, really. I ordered a hat. I paid for it with my own money. We could have probably got you. Some of that money that you paid is probably going to go back into your own pocket at some point. Yep. That's how it works. Self-dealing.

You know, all those hats came through the office first. You could have just grabbed one. That would have been getting high on his own supply, Dylan. I got high on my own supply. I don't care. Bad boy shit. If I was a drug dealer, there is no doubt in my mind I would be getting high on my own supply fucking care bad boy shit if i was a drug dealer there is no doubt in my mind i would be getting high on my own supply oh i'm burning like this is literally

why i'm doing it just fat ass jays all day big boys dude honking hooters big old hooters we're just chiefing those things just chiefing hooters i don't think people are calling them hooters have you not watched the Simi Valley dude? Zonder? That was like six years ago. Zonder. Time for a rewatch. This show's funny, man. I watched the first season.

You wanted to fight that baby. That was a good scene. Good stuff. He was looking at them all wrong. Oh. Oh. You know what that means? It's this weekend of fun, baby.

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Yeah, someone just treats our office like it's their living room, and they're just handing out Vizzies to people. Yeah, hey, let me give you my bank account login while we're at it. I guess Randy has a second apartment right here in South Lamar. Yeah, hey, Dave, can you give me your routing number? Yeah, hey, man. Let's talk offline. Jeez, dude.

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in Milwaukee, Wisconsin want you to celebrate responsibly. And they also want you to be 21 or older. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Thank you for asking, Will. Pretty exciting little weekend I have to look forward to. I don't actually have any plans on Friday. So if you guys want to link, I know you're leaving soon. When are you leaving?

What day? Maybe you could just wait for my weekend and fun. Friday, I'm open. You guys want to hang out with me? I would love to hang out with you guys. Don't have the kids this weekend. Looking to link, looking to build. Friday, wide open, as I said.

I could do a dinner. I could do drinks. I could play golf. I don't know. Whatever. Saturday, Parks has a a soccer game first game of the season we'll see what happens man i don't know if his team's gonna be any good but i'll be there supporting him as i always do my little guy what's his position what's he playing you know he's out there playing um like sweet stri and shit. So he's not mid?

I was midfield. Get it? Yeah, no. What's the other name for midfielders? Like a halfback? That ball is just glued to his foot. It's crazy. Were you a winger?

You got major winger vibes, dude. No, I just said I was a midfielder. Yeah, but winger's kind of like. Anyway, after his game starts at 10 a.m. That's what you do i will be immediately going to either my home or a bar or something to watch texas just get their dicks kicked in unfortunately by alabama give me a 20 point loss all day i'll take it what bar are you thinking i don't know man because i'm feeling like the chances are low that you

actually do that but i am interested okay y'all are gonna hit a bar if there's a cool bar like what time does is woodrow's even open they will be do you think they'll open bars will open early so people can go watch yeah they should yeah that's probably but you were wanting to go on campus to canton ables y'all should go to woodrow's that sounds awesome i don't know man i feel like I want to watch it with friends. You guys are my friends. You should probably go find some then. Oh, that's mean.

I'm just kidding, man. If I was here, I'd watch it with you. Thank you for being a friend. That's all I got. It's going to be a weekend of football. We got NFL all day Sunday. My fantasy teams are looking unbeatable. Okay.

Unbeatable. Tell us about it. josh allen a quarterback all right okay weird it's a good like stopped working it's a good pick we really turned it down oh where to go i might join you i might join you you should if you if we if we scout it and we we make sure that they're gonna be open all i ask is that you don't dunk on me when texas is getting their shit no i wouldn't do that i really wouldn't like i i just think it would be fun to be out because it's a big it's a big event in the city i'm i'm vulnerable during those times don't don't dunk on me you know

yeah again i'm not gonna dunk posterize me okay thank you i'd never posterize my dad i'm not your dad. Yeah, but you've been talking to me this entire episode like you are. Okay. That concludes my weekend in fun. Dave, how about you, man? I would like to potentially do something for the college football lineup. Ooh, mention the live stream tomorrow.

Let me get to that. I definitely wasn't going to forget that. Check out the Too Much Dip live stream over at the Too Much Dip YouTube page. I believe it's youtube.com slash too much dip. You can find it either way by putting it in there. But we go live at about 630 Central. KJ, Dylan, and a special guest. I'll be there too. It's going to be fun. Pick games, get into some of the stuff that we missed

from the week. It'll be a good show. So check it out. We're going to be doing that every Thursday, uh, throughout football season, but yeah, Friday night, I'll probably lay low Saturday. Saturday has one of those days. It looks like it could be like go hard during the early afternoon, get home, order an early dinner, watch Baylor-BYU, which is the late game, and hopefully be asleep by 11. We'll see. Sunday, no plans.

I don't think there's any golf in my forecast currently. Just a little late in the game to be trying to do it. Played twice over the weekend. I don't really need to. We'll see, though. Let's hear about your fucking vacation, Will. Let's hear about it, man. What's your problem, dude? Let's hear about your vacation.

What's your problem, dude? Well, I'm going to Italy. Yeah, I will be taking off on an airplane. You hear about these things? Yeah, everyone knows what airplanes are. So I'll be on an airplane. Very excited about getting on that airplane. And I will be flying to London.

Those airplanes are dope, by the way. The ones that go that far. Yeah, they're kind of sick. They got the three rows, you know? Kind of sick, kind of sick. They are dope. And so I will be doing that and landing in London. We were supposed to go see a soccer game on Saturday in London,

but we did not buy tickets in time. Oh, good day, mate. And so you were a little more Australian there. But yeah, and so we have the day to spend in London on Saturday. Then Sunday we are flying to Italy. I will be spending the day in Florence. Are you going to link with Davide? I'll be in Florence.

Are you going to link with Davide? Well, he in Florence. Are you going to link with Davide? Well, he lives in Manchester, famously. Oh. So it might be hard to do that. But I will be in Florence all Sunday. And then Sunday, Monday morning, we're heading out to Tuscany. Tuscano. And yeah, that's all I got.

I don't really know what I'm doing in London, as we have a pretty open day. We are eating at a very famous restaurant there. I thought you were going to watch some footy. We were going to, but we didn't buy tickets in time, so we're doing it on our way home instead. But we are having dinner at a famous restaurant called Gymkhana. Are you familiar with this place? Indian food. Some people have claimed it's their favorite restaurant of all time.

It's the best dining experience I've ever had. I'm very excited to see what it's all about. Yeah, I don't know. The part of the trip that I'm least uh least in tune with is definitely this this first front end of it so i'll be trudging through it it'll be fun i'm excited for you ma'am thank you i'm very excited to make it happen greatest country to visit italy it is it's the best combination of just aesthetically beautiful culture the whole thing man it's fantastic i was just watching youtube videos last night of people walking around the cities that we're going

to and i was just getting mega h for the history there are you kidding you know who just crushed an italy trip old pgp writer gnome on his honeymoon i feel like i didn't see any of his content from there oh he posted a lot see i See, the algorithm must not be serving me well. I would have loved to see that. Did you unfollow him, be honest? No, hell no. Noam was one of my favorite edits. He was one of the best we had.

He was one of my favorite edits. Yeah, because we didn't have to edit shit. He threw gas and didn't ask questions. He knew how to read, which is a good start. Yeah, he was my favorite edit because I didn't know how to read, so I could just press publish. Yeah, I didn't get any flow back going blind no that's gonna be that's

gonna be great i only ask that you bring back um some olive oil from tuscany i'm thinking about i'm thinking about doing olive oil tasting when i'm in tuscany you should limoncello dude it's surprisingly good okay the one thing the one thing that i might need help from the backers with and if i don't if i don't respond to your dm i sorry. The one thing I need help with is that I've got an open day in Siena, Italy, on Tuesday, this upcoming Tuesday. I have a wide open day, and I have no clue what to do. I'm not going to have Sally with me. Go do a cooking class.

It's going to be me and two of my boys, and we're going to be just mobbing. Go hunt for truffles. So I thought about that. Truffles are not currently in season. Can't bring those back either. I don't want to deal with a truffle farmer who is just like throwing truffles in dirt and then acting like he's finding them. Go wine tasting or like go to vineyards and shit and just drink wine. I'm already doing a fair amount of that.

So I was trying to hope to find something else to do. Go to the Vineyard Vines headquarters. Yeah, that's facts. I don't think it's there, man. I was hoping to get your Shep shirt over there. Dude, Shep and Ian approve.

Yeah. I actually like Vineyard Vines. I think Vineyard Vines gets... I think they get slandered a little too much. If their tags weren't pink, I don't think people would make fun of them as much.

Their stuff is quality. It's just... People like Dylan, like the fratty people, they just kind of ruined it. If they stopped putting the whale on everything, I think people would buy it more.

I think people are tired of the whale. Whale! Right. All right, should we get out of here? Yeah. It's been real. Dylan's got something to say. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I messed up. I messed up. I messed up. I messed up. September. And that means one thing. Small biz.

Small biz September, baby. We love our small businesses, as we are one. We do. One of my favorite ones was started by a backer's dad in York, Pennsylvania. You hear about this place? A backer's daddy? It's called Flight Sunglasses. Take flight.

He's an Air Force veteran. He's now a pilot for a major airline. So he's just kind of chilling out. Max and relaxing. All cool. But he created this company as a side hustle he originally wanted to start it to provide sunglasses to people in the airline industry who are looking for quality and reliability in a job that demands performance from their shades but now he's trying to compete with monoliths like sunglass hut hey the hut you're officially on notice dude flight's coming for your ass man it'd be a real shame if we got some of these. They've got a great selection.

Real shame. I mean, he's become a certified retailer of major sunglasses brands such as Maui Gym, Ray-Ban, Costa, Serengeti, Barnet, Burberry. Or Burberry, as they call it. He taught himself optometry to get the right dimensions for his prescriptions. Damn. And they'll have your shade shipped to you in two business days or less plus free shipping in the usa he can clearly read if he taught himself optometry i'm going to implore all you backers out there whether you're living in you know york pennsylvania or not to check out their store on north beaver street oh dylan you're old stomping

grounds north beaver street in York, Pennsylvania. For anyone... It's next to the Holy Hound Taproom. That sounds like a good bar. The Holy Hound Taproom? Holy Hound? Yeah. Let's go watch the game there.

It's not in the state. That's a little far. It is. That doesn't make any sense. I bet you'd have fun, though. As do you. We would have a good time. Let the dogs out.

The Holy Hound. we would have a good time let the dogs out the holy hound or you can just go hit flight sunglasses.com go support a backer go support a backer's dad go support all things wash media wash media.shop should we get out of here yep bye Outro Music