Circling Back - Jim Carrey, Shia LaBeouf, & Mike Piazza | Circling Back 3-3-26

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

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Ranchos, the metal ranches. All right, we're back. Circling Back Pasta podcast. It's Tuesday morning. What did I say? POSCast. Could have been bad. I'm Dave.

Can we start over? No, I'm just kidding. Producer Randy's here. Are you about to say Circling Back Pasta? I don't know. That's what it sounded like. The last 24 hours for me and my wordplay, I've just been on.

You've been on my radioish. Yeah. You sound like me. I have. My chickens are coming home to roost. Maybe I space jammed you and I'm taking all your funny. What does that mean? Like when the aliens and space jam steal all the NBA players.

I just don't know if we're going to say you space jam me. Maybe I will. Maybe I did. I don't hate it. I kind of do. Because of the implication. Because jammed? Because you got jammed by Randy?

Yeah. In space. nonetheless. Only one man would dare use raspberry jam against me. What's that? Lone Star. You sounded like my son, Sammy.

What's that? What's that? Mama, what's that? That was a Spaceballs reference. Spaceballs, the movie. Spaceballs, I haven't watched it in 20 years, but Spaceballs is good. Parks has entered this phase

where he has to know the topic of every conversation that's going on around him, even if it's super boring, it doesn't involve them. What are you guys talking about? What's that? What are you guys talking about? You see, Parks, we had to strike them first because our ally in the region was going to strike.

It's like, do we're talking about the utility bill. Like, I promise you. Like, you're not, you're going to be fine if you miss this conversation. What's that? I love the curiosity. Wait, what? Like, dude, just chill out. This is a good time to teach him about, like, finances, things of that nature.

Yeah. No, we haven't, I haven't talked to him about the... It's a little thing called bills. Not the war in Iran. Check it out, dude. See, you got to pay these bills every month, which is why you need to get a job, boss. Yeah, he didn't know about that shit yet. He got a checkup yesterday.

He's a healthy boy. So he can work. He's a working age, yeah, yeah. Well, saw Longhorn great Derek Johnson there with his kid. DJ? Yeah. I saw Griffin the gym this morning. One of the best linebackers in Longhorn history.

Chiefs. His story chief. Chiefs. What you got, Randy? I was just going to say, O'Long Johnson. Maybe I did in Space Jam, Dave. O'Long Johnson. It's a South Park thing.

It was a cat, like viral thing. We're doing references today. Yeah. Yeah. Do I sound any better? You do sound better. You look better. I sound less scratchy more naisal.

You double down on the ragged bone. Yeah, that's what I do. Which I'm not judging. I told you last week or a couple weeks, I will rock like, I wear those khaki wranglers like three times a week. And the shirt I'm wearing right now, I might wear it to the meet up. Whoa, that is your fun shirt. This is like Dave might go have some beers at the Tex-Mex place. He might bring his son with him.

Wow. I think there's no other shirt that Dave gets more compliments on than that shirt. It's a good shirt. I fuck would it. How many pockets are on that thing? Hard to say, really. It's a guaya. Four pockets?

I'm not confident in saying that word. Gwaya bearer, wire bearer, I don't know. Bro, man. Imagine putting the bag in these pockets. Fuck yeah. Yeah, it's me, dude. New character. It's Dylan's bag buddy.

I would never hang out with the guy who talked like that. Dude, do you have the bag? No. I forgot it. Hey, I'm not going to tell you. I need the bag, but there will be signs. Okay. Don't do cocaine at the meeting.

I probably won't do that. I swear if any of you guys bring any smelling salts to this meetup, you know Dave's in like... No, I don't do. I can't, dude. My sinuses are just on edge. I can't be putting any smells up there that aren't supposed to go up there. No vizen cocks, no smelling salts. Strictly naysincourt and...

Flown-Aze. No, man, I'm off it. stupid what if we just did exclusive alien voice we're gonna go to the earth and steal all the NBA players yeah man I think by seven minutes callback we would have lost 90% of the the listeners we'd be like I'll catch the next one yeah man this is fun dude great seeing y'all in person finally I feel it's crazy because I've been listening to y'all feel like I know y'all is that weird for y'all to feel like I mean everybody like kind of

I think it's like, it's a trope. Dallas meetup. Meetup. Have we confirmed if Jake and the, you know, the dumb fucks are going to be there? Jake's going to be there. So are there going to be some dumb fucks there that absolutely hate us? No. There'll be, I bet there will be something that did hate us.

That's just internet booty channel. They don't actually hate us. There'll definitely be some dumbback circle fuckers. That's, that's for sure. Can't wait to meet the U.S. Forgot about that one. Love those, love those folks. And I'm aware of the, so again,

Again, Saturday, 4 p.m. to, you know, I say 7.30. It could be eight. Could be nine. We don't know. We don't know. We'll see. Ooh, four to question mark. Who knows, man? Truck yard, Dallas location, lower greenville-ish area. We got to, ooh, we locked in our house. I'm not going to tell people where because I don't want people to show up. But we got a house. We'll give you a personal invitation if we want you to show up. Yeah. Dude, I'm going to pass out I'm going to pass out room keys for anybody with bags.

If you have a bag, like, for sure you're getting that invite. I hate it. Yeah, no, it's cool. We were going to do hotels, and I was like, oh, this is a cheap. Is it VRBO or Verbo? Verbo. Verbo.

Verbo. I think Verbo is, yeah. That's what they say in the eggs. Drink up in my cup. I heard Randy has some questions about the house. I just wanted to see the house and Dave sent me a link. I said everyone a link via via via you have to sign in to see it where usually you can just send a link and you can just see the listing. So I sent the link and in no less than two minutes, he's like, so how many bedrooms this thing have?

Yeah, he says he sends a link to collaborate, not the actual listing. So we can't see anything about it unless we have a verbal. It's weird because Dylan and Will and Brett all had no problem. Is there a trampoline in the backyard? Do you all? I'm just saying I looked at it. He's not a trampoline. I had to sign in.

Randy, there's no trampoline. You know what? I'm not even coming. Aw. I asked one thing. Randy wants to sit down. Randy can't even ask one thing in this company without getting like. He wants the floor plan.

It was just like I had just sent the link. Yeah. And it didn't work. Just trust it. It's going to be suitable. Because it said I had to sign in. So the link was like a bad link. Like you clicked it and it said like URL not a thing.

He said, find you to collaborate. And then like I went to go look and it was like you have to sign in to verb. I don't want to sign it. Dang, I hate signing him. I was happy to collaborate. Also, I scrolled the little picture gallery that it was kind enough to link for us. There's no trampoline, but there is a grill.

I'm just saying, every single time I've been on a bachelor party, they just send a listing, not a collaborator. Well, this is a company event. Let's go out this weekend. There's a company event happening. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. We should have used that in the...

Randy, you silly goose. We should, can we use... We need to use that clip in promo for the event. Yes. And yeah, I'm aware that there's big rain headed our way. But timing of it looks, it appears to be cleared. Last I checked, it appears to be a, you know, Wednesday through late Friday, early Saturday situation, rounds of thunderstorms, things of that nature.

We're not getting going until late afternoon Saturday. And you know what? About six years ago, was it six years ago? Seven years ago, maybe six. We did the same thing. Six. In Dallas. And you know what happened? The weather sucked.

And we had to pivot to the backyard. And we did. And it was like the most fun meetup ever. Wasn't there. What I know? We have to do that. You weren't invited. You got mad at me because I didn't send you to the right link.

I wasn't even employed here yet. That's right. We weren't sure about you. You guys decided to employ me during COVID. That's right. We did. If you don't go, will you at least drive us and drop us off? God, no.

Why? I don't like driving. I'll get you some megabus tickets. That's how I go to Dallas. No one's taking a megabus. That's how I go to Dallas every time. Is that right?

Yeah. How many times are you taking a megabust to Dallas? Well, like, twice, two or three times. Really? Mm-hmm. Didn't you say your plan was the mega bust this weekend? Yeah. Yeah.

Regny's mad. He didn't hit the applause. You know. I'm just saying. You know they like. I just get a regular link to the listing? Because when you, once I, the verbo, once I did it, it said, would you like to share this reservation with anyone? I was like, yeah, how about the other four guys in the company?

He wants there to be like a, like a slide in the house or something. I just don't want to have to sign up for Verbo. There's not a slide. There's not a slide, yeah. I can guarantee you your own bed on Friday. But not on Saturday. Yeah. Why do I have to sleep with me?

I'm not saying you, also I've shared a bed. with Dylan and I've shared a bed with Will. I'm not sharing bed with Randy. I ain't got no problem with it. I'm not sharing bed with Randy. Yeah, he gets... He's going to have like a flashlight. He's going to like get under the covers.

I want to tell you a ghost story. Yeah. It's going to be a fun night. We're going to build a pillow fort. You don't want to be in my room? He wants some pillow talk all night. I'm going to just hear it like 4 a.m. He's going to be facetiming.

Oh, my God. That's right. You got to deal with a FaceTime. Probably. I finally get to meter over FaceTime. Do you have FaceTime? No. Yeah.

You guys are never going to meet her. That's not nice. I don't know. Are you ashamed of us? Are you scared that, are you scared? We're not going to take your girl. You'll meet her when you meet her. We're not going to take her from her.

It goes through a different school. Sheesh. Wow. Awkward starts at the show. Yush. Who, woo. Now, I'm going to make Dylan and Randy, y'all share the room Saturday night. I'm going to, I can't be there.

fart maxes with all his hard-boiled eggs. I don't fart maxes. Are you farmsing? You fart maxing. Dude, I don't really don't fork that much. You're putting me in a room of mustard gas pretty much. Okay, it's not mustard gas. It's outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

It's tuna gas. Tuna gas. Don't say tuna gas. I'm not, I'm not gassy, dog. I'm like normal gas. Hey, I'm like normal-level gase. I fake, I fake approved something with my wife the other night.

She pulled out, So we were looking at like one of the cookbooks. And she was like, ooh, this, this tuna melt looks really good. She's like, I love tuna melts. Do you mind if I make these? I was like, for sure. In my head, I'm like, fuck, I don't like tuna melts. Oh, I love tuna melts, dog.

I don't like a tuna melt. I'm very particular about my tuna. Okay. Like, if it's going to be canned tuna, I don't really want to trick it up, put it on bread, heat it up. I just want to put some salt and pepper on and just eat it like a caveman. You just want straight teen. No mayo?

Man, I don't know. if I would put it that way. Protein. Right. Easy, Jeffrey. But yeah, maybe a little mayo. I don't know. Maybe, hey, Friday.

Not this Friday because we'll be in Dallas. Did we do Jeffrey Eggstein? I bet I can make you. I bet I can make, yes, we've done that. Okay, I just make a tune about that'll change your tune, dog. Tuna. Have me singing a new tuna. That's stupid.

No, no, no, seriously. Not courtesy laugh. Pettisie laugh. Yeah, next Friday. Friday after next You know those movies Maybe I'll watch them probably not You don't need to

You can try a tuna melt For for Lent How about that Dave? Yeah I would just rather put Yeah All right No problem

You will A big tuna melt guys I fuck with it It's more of like a To me it's a go home Like In a pinch lunch As opposed to like

A dinner No one's doing tuna melts In a pinch You're You don't turn the stove on when you're in a pinch. Sorry. Yeah. Eggs are a pinch for me.

Yeah, eggs are super easy, though. Super steaky. I prefer a mover easy. Okay. A little runny. A little running for my taste. What else? Oh, this isn't on the rundown, but I saw the McDonald's CEO got burger mowed by the Burger King CEO.

Yeah, he's burger maxing, actually. Someone tagged us. Let me pull up the tweet. He could have really leaned into that more than he did, though. I'm wondering if it was a previous video because it seems like he could have totally stunned. Exactly. That's what I'm thinking too. All he said was, I need a napkin.

Oh, shut the fuck, dude. Okay. Get your fucking burger. Why? Fucking dork. He's like, well, but he's the one we, I mean, Burger King. He's the Burger King. Have you ever eaten out of Burger King?

I never have him on. Yeah, many times. Really? There was a Burger King on Cedar Ridge back in the day. And Duncanville, and we would get burgers there. And I would eat a mustard whopper. I like mustard whoppers. I used to.

I haven't had one in years. I'll shut up. No, I'm not saying I fancy it. I'm just saying like, yeah, I have. Don't say fancy like that. Why? I fancy it? Come on.

We're not doing that. He fancies it. God, take the piss out of me. Dude, this makes me want to try the big arch. Like, it's working. It's got you so mad that you want to try it now? Let's do a video. I can't get past him calling it.

Can we go get one right now? I can't get past it. Can we go get that burger right now? Can we go get that product? Yeah, it's a delicious product. No, I'm serious. Is it available at our... I don't know why it wouldn't be.

Is it like... I don't know. The way that... Participating locations only. I don't know. Yeah, that's... I don't know. Because we should just...

We should get one for lunch. I would hear one. He does look more alpha than this other guy. He's got an... Yeah, he's got an eight- decided to not wear the VNex sweater. Can't believe the Burger King CEO just Burger Mogg, the McDonald's CEO,

with more aura than a corporate moid has ever had. Bro is framed dominant with a whopper. It's over for the golden arches. I mean, it's true. Why is profile trending? Get Will in here. Yeah, no, I mean, the guy on the left,

in terms of like which CEO don't want to have a beer with, it's a burger king. The guy on the right doesn't drink beer. The guy in the left looks like he might have had some issues with, he doesn't even drink coffee, he drinks tea. I drink tea sometimes.

I drink tea, but you also drink Bing Bong. I had Bing Bong. Yeah, that guy's, that guy's approachable. That guy's a problem. Yeah. What's that wedding band?

Zoom in on it. It's manly band. It looks like tungsten. It looks like the wedding band of a guy where it's got to be like extremely visible because like, this dude's had some issues in the past. Like this dude's gone out and like he's a problem.

The way he's gripping that burger too. Yeah, this guy's a problem. All right. All right. All right. Good story. Good shit. Good pod.

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This first segment is called, Hey, Dylan, look at this vid. I was scrolling and I saw this. Did you look at it? I quickly scrolled past, so I have no idea what's going on in this video. Why don't you read the tweet first? Okay, this comes to us from Dallas, Texas TV on Twitter.

Hot air balloon gets stuck 920 feet high on a cell phone tower in Longview, Texas. Firefighters climbed the tower and rescued two occupants after about an hour. Both were taken to the hot. hospital. All right. Oh, my God.

Let's see if this video is something you might be interested in. Oh, I'm kidding. There's music, too. Oh, no. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's just hanging there. Why did they have to go to the hospital? Do you think they got good service being that close to the tower?

It's like too good. It gets worse. It is, it is too good. It does get worse? Well, some of the, I mean, just the, the, the whole process is. very they survived wait having a swing over based off like a is are the rescuers up there right now yeah oh my god dude shout out to ever put this video together this is insane so they're about what 10 feet from the tower and uh the balloon part is hang is what's holding them up

and uh rescuers this is insane oh my god they were i mean they were close to death Yeah. That thing, I mean, that, that, that material tears up there. And that's just, they're just falling. Man, I'm just straight up not going up in the hot air balloon. Yeah, that's one of the things that I will never, ever do. I will probably definitely go. Bungy jumping. I'll go on a hot air balloon. It's not that dangerous.

Oh, watch out for this guy. This guy's crazy. Higher balloons are not that dangerous. Oh, okay. As we're watching a fucking rescue. Oh, so every single time a car crashes or, like, you know, a plane crashes? It's not that. Go in the hot air blue. Experience whimsy people.

A car crashes. There's a huge chance that you survive it. Hey, man, you know what? You're full hot air. Maybe I'll just grab on to you and you finally ascend. I'm not, I ain't doing it, dog. Get that off my screen. It's so weird.

We'll get, we'll get to that later. This reminds me of that movie fall. They climbed a tower that looked a lot like that. But it was twice as tall. Towers, brough. Yeah. I would, there should be a emergency parachute in all hot air balloon. That would be my one platform.

That's my platform when I run for office. Just one? But it's one that's like, it can hold up to. Oh, squatting and hop on? 300 pounds. That's not. With like north more than one harness? What are you talking about?

Um, no, if like, if you like, so one guy puts it on or gal, it's more than 300 pounds. and everybody just has to like grab on and hold on. So there's like little handles. So like it's going to really test your grip strength. In a way that's going to, a lot of people are not going to be strong enough. No, but it's only strong to survive just like your high school locker room. It's like, you know, you see like, I don't want this to sound too insensitive. Oh, don't.

Don't. Just don't. Okay. Who are you offending here? Bigger people? Oh, go ahead. Oh, okay. If you do it definitely.

When you see someone do a rope swing and you can just tell before they leave the rock like over the water, they're not going to be able to hang on. You can just tell. You serve way too much AI slop. No, this, that's not slav. Randy knows what I'm talking about. Like their grip is on the thing is not going to, they're going to hit the land before the water. You see a big old boy up there.

You're like, man, you're going to fall to the dirt or the rock below and it's going to hurt real bad. And then sure enough, they can't hang on. They can't hold their weight up. Well, you know grip strength is tied to longevity. Is that true? It is true. So for at least... I'd be gripping, dog.

For at least your right arm, you're going to be living a long time. Your right sides are me. Dude, ask the grain on my steering wheel how I'd be gripping. How would I even go about that? Just go to your car. So in this scenario, the grain on your steering wheel can communicate with me. Yeah, because I'd be gripping it. He's really gripping me hard.

Don't know what I'm talking about. Randy did. Well, no, a lot of times there's those rope, there's like, it's like, you know, a river, somebody swinging out into like a creek or river. So I'm talking about, yeah. But like a lot of them, it's like people who like are scared to let go. So they just hang on too long and then they go back. Yeah, that one's fun.

Those are always like, dude, what do you really, you really did it to yourself. Yeah. There's a place up around, uh, north. I think it closed. but it is north side of Dallas way. It's called Burger Lake, hilariously. People know Burger Lake, but they had the platform with the trapeze swing over the water. And you could just go and swing into the water.

It's kind of cool. Hell yeah. Probably 20 feet up. They also had a big high dive. It's fun as hell, dude. It's great. Shout out Burger Lake. Not to be confused with Sandy Lake.

also up there. Okay. Burger Lake was a place like when you're in like eighth grade and your buddy, you're standing your buddy's place. Like the mom will take you there and drop you off. You see what kind of trouble you can get in.

What about the big arch, not the burger, at like a amusement product. Like an amusement park that you're in, like it just makes you swing. Have ever done that? Six Flags has one.

I never did it. You fucked that. It never looked that fun to me. I ain't doing that. shit. Because you have to pay like extra for that. That's something completely different. That's not just a regular ride. Or the slingshot one. They have that at the state fair at Texas. Yeah, I don't want to do that one either. Fuck that shit. No. There's like a, isn't that like a famous video? A famous viral video? Dude, I'm just a giant pee. There's a girl who like, is scared a roller coasters? Isn't there a girl passes out? There's one where like a girl just passes out. Oh, yeah. There's a lot like that. Not me. I know how to train my body to get ready for the G's.

I'm so scared of heights. It's like, it's really unbelievable. Have you ever had to tell Parks you won't ride a roller coaster with him? Oh, yeah. He knows a situation. I'm going to go to Fiesta, Texas, sometime soon. You like roller co? You should ride the rattler.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I love rollercoasters. My dad got whiplash on the rattler when I was a kid. True story. Do you sue? No, but I remember it bothered him for a while. Should have sued. That's, I don't know if that's, in the back of the ticket has. and terms and conditions that do apply.

Parks, like the Dawson's Creek music plays and parks and, like, puts his arm on, on Dylan, like, Dad, I just want you to know, I love you even though you're a huge P. Yeah. Yeah, I get it, man. I really am. I own it. Like, that would be a good, a good episode where, like, the kids are making fun. Kids are making fun because dad won't ride the roller coaster with him.

The last roller coaster I did, I was 21 years. old and it was the one New York, New York in Las Vegas. The last time I was on the coaster. That's not even a big one, is it? No. It scared me.

I was like, I'm done. Hate it. I mean, I was roller coaster kid. I haven't ridden one in a while. So now I kind of fear that I will be not be able to handle it. No, that first big drop

after you haven't rid a roller coaster in a long time is exhilarating. Really? And then the next like, you know, rides going on, not as much. It was like that first one after you haven't like ridden a roller coaster in like four years or even longer. It's like, you don't feel like death is just imminent.

No. I trust the, I trust the science. I trust the physics and the engineers. I trust the design of it, but I don't trust the people who assemble it. I mean, these are pretty well-constructed things.

Now, if you say like the Carney rides that are like traveling, that I can understand a little bit more. Oh, yeah. I'm a carne man. Sorry. Cross-Canadian? Yeah.

Stupid. Same band who says you're only 17. You're always 17 in your hometown. They did Carney, man. Carnies, you know. Circus focus. Yeah, I know, man. Another reference.

Like cabbage. Yeah, small hands. We should do that. Let's go ride a roller coaster. Well, we're the Zoom glasses or what, not what are the glasses? The meta glasses. Yeah. I look over, Dylan's passed out.

It could happen. Do the Mr. Freeze ride at Six Flags. Let's go. We're going to be up there. Dave, I'm not doing it. Oh, can we go to?

What aren't you understanding here? Is that new roller coaster open now at that Six Flags? The Tortuga? No, it was the tarantula. No, it was something. It was like the something running at the Bulls, something. Bulls on parade. Every ride has a theme.

And this one is the military industrial complex. Yes. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's probably not going to be the best day Friday to go. The weather, I don't think it's supposed to be like 58 and sunny. What was this? of roller coaster weather. 59.

Brett's ideal roller coaster. What a weird take that was? He just. It's a great take, actually, if you think about it. It's actually probably the worst take. I got a tissue. Oh, he's tissueing. You want to talk about him when he's not as, Mike?

Don't kind of putting off a runny nose vibe that I'm not really rocking with. Yeah. I'm struggling, dog. When you went home yesterday, did you sleep like I told you to? I couldn't because I had to pick up parks Why to meet him at a doctor's appointment actually Did you like try to get into that appointment? Like by the way

Hey dog by the way While we're here Nah I'm getting smoked I need some sleep I did dude I slept terribly last night Because of my throat I told them I was on the verge of tears

My throat was hurting so bad What the fuck? What is happening? Well go to a doctor I don't know dude That's what I said He said, he'll do anything to fix this. I said, have you gone to a doctor?

And he said, no. That would probably be a good place to start. Chelsea told me I don't need to go to the doctor. No offense to Chelsea. Yeah, exactly. Is she a medical professional? I know she's listening. Love you, Chels.

I'm rocking with Chels. But at this point, maybe. We have Teledoc on the insurance. I'm not on our insurance. God damn it. Well, either way. Maybe. Well, I'm worried the sore throat.

I'm not really worried because, I mean, you're doing great on the show. I'm killing it, right? Great. But I'm just worried The sore throat thing I don't want to have a sore throat now. I'm about to go to Hawaii. It hurts so fucking bad this morning.

Oh, good, but 2.18. Just like pounding water. It was just, it was terrible. You take some Advil? Yeah. Did you gargle salt water? I did that this morning.

I also did tea with with lemon and honey. You don't have a fever, do you? I haven't had a fever the whole time. You've been taking your temp? Like physically, like my body feels fine right now. I don't want to like, I know I'm prone to hyperbole, but like, if I find out you've been hiding a fever, I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm not.

I would not do that to you. Then you live to see another day. I would not do that. You live to see tomorrow. Come feel me. No. Feel my shit. I'm not sharing a bed with you.

Feel my shit. Randy, you're not either. I don't want to share a car down there. You want to drive separately? Oh, no. Let's just all take our own car. Oh, no, I'll take my own bed. Oh, no, my own bed.

Dave and I will cuddle up. We got a scumdily umptious. He's looking over there. All I know is I hope this place has a Lisa mattress. Because I sleep great on my Lisa. I have two leases in my home now and also have a third in my garage that we just have we don't have any use for at the moment. So yeah, you could say I'm a big fan of Lisa mattresses.

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Aw The profile got a full season suspension. Why? We got busted for PEDs for the second time. You're Will in here. Well. Tap on it. Tell him it's an emergency.

Don't tell him one. Tap on it, Bay. So I don't know. Jesus. One second. Tell him it's really important. Kind of an emergency. He said one second.

I don't want to start the next segment until Will comes in here. He's not going to do the whole segment. I just want to break the news to him on camera. He's going to be so. devastated. Here he comes. I'll get the camera ready. Get his mic ready.

We got to break some news to you. You don't have me for long. Are you okay? Yeah. You sit now? Yeah. You are. I need to run in a couple seconds.

Sorry. Dude, Juergson Profar. Is he retiring? He got pot for PEDs. He's a spin-out for the whole year. Why does the guy like that need that? He's out for the whole year, dude. Dude, Jirkson.

Why would you need that? What does this do to your legacy team? That's tough. I don't really understand why. he would He already has all the intangibles that you need. If you need to take the rest of the day off, we understand. Blue Chip prospect.

Could it have been from some type of cream that he was gifted by some nefarious teammate? Could have been. Probably. Could have been. Bad hombres. I like, go think about it out there, man. I'm booking my bus ticket to Dallas right now. Oh, shit.

Are you doing a, you doing a megabus like Randy? Are you going alone? I might. I don't want to be in a car with freaking Dylan if he's, I have strep throat. Oh yeah,

get away from me, dude. Hey, Dylan's like, I don't know what to do. Get away. We're all like, hey,

why don't you go to a doctor? You ding, don't know. Go to a doctor, dude. Chelsea said I don't need to. Unless she's a doctor, I don't know if that's good advice.

You take Sally or something? No, don't do that. Then she's going to start talking to me about it. Don't do that. She's going to make me quarantine from you or get it like another jab or something. I do you.

I probably need to see a doctor. How many jabs do you have at this point, dog? Dude, put it off, put on your face diaper. Damn, fool. Don't say that. I don't like it when you do that. You sound like very specific people from my seventh and eighth grade year. I know, that's why I do it.

And I hate it. And I will tell you more about these people. I don't want to hear about them. Yeah. What's about Jim Carrey, dude? I don't know, dude. This show's fucked. The show's doing great.

What are you talking about? I don't know. You're bringing a vibe. My vibes, dude, I, I'm just a little under the weather. You're bringing in like a, I need to get back to my ship vibe. I need my ship and my mad vibe. That's that Torah. Oh, it doesn't really like.

I don't get it. Oh, yeah, you probably stop watching the show. Shogun. Did you stop watching Shogun? Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't that big on it. Dude, I, I, I, I, you need to be fired into the song. It was fine. You need to be sacrificed.

It was fine. The Dallas meet up, we're going to sacrifice Dylan. Make sure you guys are there. Truckyard for, probably around six is when we're going to do the sacrifice. So. My sacrifice. Oh, good song. Hello, my friend.

My name is Chris. Anyways, Jim Carrey. All right. Do you want me to talk about Jim Carrey? I pissed off, dude. ProFar was a cornerstone prospect. Does he play for Atlanta? I thought he was with the Padres.

Do they move him? I don't fucking know, dude. He was like this 15 years ago. He was a cornerstone prospect to the Rangers Farm. Yeah, he's with the Braves now, dude. Wow. Not anymore. So anyways, Jim Carrey.

What's the deal? Jim Carrey alive. Jim Carrey went to the Caesar Awards. in France and accepted an award. And he looked like it's a little different. That's interesting because I went to the Wedge Awards. Salads.

Salads, different types of salads. Dylan went to the tossed. Do you remember Toss salad the game? It sponsored us at one point. It was the beta product. It was just the paper in a bowl. It was so stupid. Okay.

So anyways. The concept wasn't bad. It was just the product. All right. It was not a great product. Again with the product. What the fuck is this story? So it's just been having a lot of buzz online.

So he went and he looked different. And people like, it's plastic surgery or, you know, whatever. It didn't look exactly like Jim Carrey. So people were thinking a lot of different things. A lot of conspiracies being thrown around. So this is, if you're watching...

Clone. Clown. So, yeah, that's one of the theories was that he got cloned because there's no way that was a real theory we're just now finding out about the adult clone it's because of a other clip that's been surfacing around uh of him on kimmel exposing the illuminati and like the the pedophilic ring so it's this very tied to epstein and people are saying to hollywood and all this got rid of jim carey and that this is like a stand-in body double he's a clone and uh somebody clone man that's that's like the extreme conspiracy

theorists and then people were pointing out his eyes look different but I think it's just the lighting and then some people were like look probably the lightning like Jim Carrey's always been left handed and this guy is signing autographs with his right hand if you do any research Jim Carrey is obviously right handed unrelated just hold that thought uh pretty sure Sammy bats leftie no way yeah dude he's been why he's been going up to the Fisher Prize tea and just taking whips from the left that side of the plane into that don't don't change you. I'm not going to, I mean, I'm not going to be like, how do you explain to a two-year-old?

Like, no, no, no. He'll make more money on that side, right? My mom was born left-handed and her parents forced her to be right. And she's right-handed now, but she wasn't supposed to be. That's all I really have on that topic. Dude, left-handed hitters are fucking dope. It's a pretty swing. There's a, yeah.

Yeah. Still. So that's that. People are calling clone and then. Clown. Or maybe it was a body double. And then this guy, this drag artist, Alexis Stone, came in because he apparently his big thing is like making himself look like celebrities on runways and stuff. So this is his post.

And he tried. That's his big thing. This is a big thing. You can see he does a bunch of. What? Cosplay. There's some boobs. Careful.

Can't be putting hawkers on the video. So like this. And then goes to, like, right-compet events. Like, he'll do Madonna, he'll do share, he'll do a bunch of other stuff. Okay. So he came out and, like, made this post that it was him. And but then this image was AI. Okay.

Is that the, I think you should leave mask? That's pretty much, yeah. Let's go. That mask, I hate. It's clearly not the same person in the first frame of this post. No. And it's, it's, it's, this image was determined to be AI. And then now Jim Carrey's publicist has officially come out and said,

Jim, that was Jim Carrey. We knew about this award since summer. He practiced his speech in French to be able to do this. And it's just, you know, the internet, just a bunch of conspiracy theories. Mainly, I think it was around. He clearly had shit done, though. Yeah. Are we sure that he didn't visit the many face gods?

Like in Game of Thrones? Hey, what's up with Zach Efron's face? What did he do to his shit? That's a long time ago. He jacked his shit all up. Something with the jaw. Yeah. Didn't he, like, did he try to blame it on something?

I think he just got a swollen. A beesting or something, who knows? But yeah, that's... No, it wasn't a beast. His jaw, like, doubled in size and his lips got fuller. It was weird looking. Look it up.

So Jim Carrey got some work done, and he accepted a award, and then the whole internet decided that wasn't actually him. And yeah, it was him. And it's been confirmed. It looks weird now. He's gotten worked on.

And this Alexis Stone was just trying to cloud chase off the hype. Says he did shatter his jaw after slipping on a pud of water while running in socks at home. What about a puddle of mud? I think that's what he claims, but he clearly, like, got his...

Can you take my jaw away? When I fell up on my face. It's puddle of a mud, dude. He got lip-in. I saw them at the Coca-Cola Starplex. I don't give a fuck, you. Hey, I don't care. No, listen, there's a tie-in.

Hold on, yeah. The fair, the state fair, you know, the big Ferris wheel? Oh, yeah. They were like, man, that's a big... Like, you could see it from where they played. Can you not go on a Ferris wheel, you two-s-in- And he goes... He goes...

He like in between songs, he was like, man, that F theirs wheels, huge. Oh, shit, that was. That's the story? That's a good act. They opened for Deftones. It wasn't a good show. That story stinks. Defton's was fine.

It was just not a good venue. So that's the controversy with Jim Carrey. Everyone in the internet thought he was being replaced because he spoke out against Illuminati and Epstein stuff. That was the main driving force behind this whole conspiracy. Somebody suck me. That's from Dave, the show. You ever watch Dave?

No. You should. It's too weird for me. He dressed up like the mask and he went and stood on tables in public and said, somebody suck me. That's kind of funny. He was trying to go viral. It worked.

That's pretty good. Yeah. Is this the same thing that Kelly Osborne was at? Caesar Awards? I don't want to talk about Kelly Osborne. It makes me uncomfortable. I feel bad. What's going on there?

It's not like a, it's giving like eating disorder or something. And I know that's, I don't know. It's nothing to joke about. I just wish you hadn't said it's giving. You sounded way too gen Z. Yeah. It's giving disorder. Yeah, I know.

But like, a doctor's not going to tell you it's giving, it's giving AIDS. Like, the doctor's not going to look at your lab results. I'd be like, we're not sure about your results yet, but it's giving AIDS. It's giving meningitis. Yeah. Anyways Would you just go to a fucking doctor? It's giving allergies

And that's What if it's just allergies? I don't know, dude, your throat The throat is what scares me I can deal with your cough I can deal with your running nose It's the throat I get it dog

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Lisa Reed. Ad read. Yeah, dude. You're fucking crushing it. we need to do a charity thing for clean hub you can't say hub what's up with shy al-a-lo-boof i don't know tell me about it hey one of our uh our friend of the show i don't want to docks him but our friend in new orleans got a photo with him like a week or two ago dude he's he apparently went big during marty-girl in new orleans he got arrested you got arrested he think he got beat up he got beat up you got arrested you got arrested beat up but I think he fell off the wagon recently which is nothing to joke about no yeah a lot

going on and I don't really know where we're at with the Shia thing yeah because he it feels like he's in the middle of a a bit of a mental episode he fucking hates Mike Piazza he hates Mike Piazza and that's where I want to focus this yeah there's right now because that's that's that's the lighthearted side of what he's talking about yeah because there's other things too there's some homophobia and all that we know it shy is yeah there's some other things too that yeah there's some other things too that there's some homophobia. There's some homophobia. Yeah.

What do you mean? He said he's scared of gay people. Yeah. Which is why he ended up in jail. I think he fought a, he fought a gay person. I don't know, maybe like they were hitting on him and he got uncomfortable or something.

I don't know. I don't know exactly the situation. He pretty much said that like, dude, I was an absolute prop. There's a, there's a gay club in Oklahoma City, and I went one time with some big group from law school, and I was an absolute problem. Dude, I was a problem in rain, and then I got appendicitis while I was in there.

Then I was in surgery four hours later. Still say I love Rain's neon sign. It's a cool sign. Everybody in there was like, damn, Dave, you're a snack. Really? No. I mean, I, you know. Coconut Club is a scene, I'll tell you that much. I was all up in there. Am I Peter Mallor?

Dude, I want Peter, Peter, Peter. Barber. Barber. when I was in there. They said we've never seen this in here before. I went in there, quad-collared out. Holy shit. Which was weird because it was like a summer day.

No. Wow. I was sweating. They asked me to leave. They thought I was on Molly. But it was like, no, it's actually just the four collars that I'm wearing. That's why I'm sweating so bad. Okay.

I went to Iron Bear once and I had the epiphany. I'm like, if I'm ever super depressed, I'm just going to go to a gay bar for 30 minutes and then just get gassed up. Like, because guys are so nice in there. Like, all right. Actually, life's pretty good. That's all you need to do. Okay. You can either use better help or you could go to the gay bar with Randy.

Yeah. Dragging that ass around. Man, it's been shrinking, man. I really need to work on my legs some more. My butt's been shrinking, guys. I want to, I'll be the judge of that. Okay. So, Shai Leboof.

Buff. La buff. We're not doing boof. La buff. La buff. Shaiya Leboff. He was interviewed for some show. I don't really know who this guy has interviewed him. This is right after his absolute bender on Bourbon Street.

And he has some funny things to say about Mike Piazza. Let's go ahead and play this video. I take a bunch of pictures like a fucking, like, I'm a golden retriever or a governor or something like that, because I like what it does for people's lives. I remember trying to get Mike Piazza's autograph, motherfucker. You know what I mean? for my whole life, Mike Piazza. Were you waiting outside the fence?

Every day, this guy, bro. So, yeah, we used to go to Dodger games, Big Brothers program, used to give these tickets out. You'd go, fucking Dodger game. Me and all of them dudes would be sitting in the parking lot. Brent Butler always signed. Hadeo Nomo always signed. Mike Piazza.

Just a cold heart. Mike Piazza, you're a bitch, bro. How many times do you think he rejected signing it? Every day, bro. I did it for, I used to go out there. I'd 90 times probably. Rejected me 90 times. So what it did was, oh, I'm going to sign them all.

So when I got on, it was like, yo, fuck Mike Piazza. So you don't turn down any pictures. Never. Never, ever. Not unless I'm with my kid or I'm eating some food or I'm chasing some ass. Because you feel like you're helping people, validating. Yeah, what did God do it for? Why do he do this to me?

You know what I mean? What is the purpose? So when G says, Allay, well, man, I got you, but I'm still coast to coast like I'm Mike Piazza. Okay. I didn't know that was at the end of this video. I don't know what that last part was about. Dude, I don't endorse everything that Shia LeBuff has to say, obviously. Thank you.

But this is hilarious. I fucking love it. He called him a bitch. This is how I feel about Emmett Smith. Yeah. Even though he just did it to me once. Dude, you understand. Did you consider the circumstances of the situation?

Maybe you were being a little bitch. Dude. Okay, this is, okay, to paint the picture. The Dallas Cowboys used to have their spring training at St. Edward University. They did camp here. I went. So did I, obviously.

I have a memory. I went to. You're probably at the same camp. I went there one day and I had my dad got me a football and a Sharpie and I brought it to camp. And for a lot of the practice, I was up against like the, you know, the roped off area just like leaning out. And I got, I got a few autographs, including Jerry Jones actually signed my football that day. I forgot who else. No other big names.

Practice was kind of wrapping up. And we were starting to head back to the car. whatever, and we were walking off. And I was at a pretty quiet part of the property there. And I look around and right behind me, Emmett Smith is just walking, like, walking right past me. There's no one around us. Mr. Smith, I called him.

Mr. Smith, we sign my football. Nah, he keeps walking. Dude, fuck Emmett Smith. You're a bitch. Dude, he hit you with a damn. He said, nah. And just kept going. Little kid, I was 10 years old.

Little kid, man. I would hit you with a. Nope. Dude, just sign my shit. All time leading Russia. Sounds like you're kind of thirsty. All time leading Russia. Not at that point.

Not at that point. You're going to turn it around and sell it. Wait, what year was this? 94 probably. I wonder if this was his holdout year. Huh. You know, there was that. It was 93.

I think he sat out the first two games or held out the first. I don't remember the exact. Okay, yeah, yeah. I'm just, I'm curious. I'm clearly trying to make excuses for the goat. But did he win dancing with the stars? I can't believe you didn't. He did.

Wow. And you didn't get his autograph? That's, dude, dude, you a bitch. I'm just, I'm just, you know the playmaker would have given you an autograph.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think I got like a fucking kicker sign of my shit. I think maybe like a Jay Novichick, like was another like decent name. Jerry Jones was the big one. You got JJ? Yeah. I have two autographs. He hit on your mom or anything? I don't think my mom was there. I told this story before I have a Vanderjack when he played for the Colts right before he started sucking. Yeah, former cowboy. So I got his autograph. And then my mom. got an autograph from Walter Payton for me. Oh, I don't know if I ever told this story. Why don't you lead with that one? Yeah, well, my mom loves telling this story.

I don't know if I ever told on the podcast. She was at like a signing thing and like little photos of him. And he was sitting down and said like one autograph per person. And he, she came up with three and said, like, I have three sons. Can like I really get like three? And he's like, he was like, no, ma'am, sorry. Only like, we can only give one per person, like giving her this whole spiel. and then he just handed back all three of them signed to her and then like just like move along.

So it's like, what a guy. Sweetness. Sweetness. What a great guy. I know I'm not supposed to, but I'm going to get it. Yeah, he was an all-timer, dude. The second leading rusher now. All time.

Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. I should probably get that next time I'm home. It's a good photo. Yeah, that's something you need to. What's it on? It was just like on a black and white photo of him.

I've got a. Well, Terry Botas autograph, as I think we all do. I got a Brent Rooker. Oh, yeah. My son knows that. Did you get one for yourself? No, Parks has it.

Parks is true. You also have the big arch. People forget, Rhodes, my son said, why didn't he sign my name? Like, you know what, dude? Good question. It's valid. And who's the boxing glove, Canelo?

Got Triple G and a Canelo somewhere. Hell yeah. Triple G, one of my phase. Yeah, that's, I don't know what that makes me sad. I don't really, you know, the shy stuff like where that's like a story where I follow like a little bit online. And then it's like, it's like, oh, dude, yeah, he's, he's down bad. I also, so I like, I don't follow it as closely because I'm like, ooh, man, I don't know what's going on. I saw some.

And then he sheds on my piazza. Someone said something about when he was a child actor, he may have had like, a, an awful experience with a man, maybe. Who said that? I saw some chatter and like that's why he has a thing against homosexuals. I don't know. It's not pretty either way. It's a big leap. Yeah.

Um, yeah, I don't know. I know he, didn't he join a street gang in L.A.? That was a, that was a thing. Yeah.

No clue. I know that his like, his father was very involved in his, uh, child. What was his first movie? Holes. Holes was probably,

I think his first, big movie that was... I haven't seen holes in a long time. It was still... Holes was still a Disney Channel movie. It was still a Disney movie, but I think he had a movie where he was like a mentally handicapped kid. That was like his first serious role.

That was a Disney Channel original movie. Like, because he was always, he was always, you know, Lewis Stevens from even was like that airbag guy. But so like his first movie was a Disney Channel original where he played like a more serious role. I think Mike Piazza hit like the longest home run at the old Arlington or ballpark in Arlington at one point had the longest. I think it might have been in the All-Star game. Mike Piazza's rookie season was 1992 and I know that because I used to buy a lot of baseball cards in 1992.

And I have a lot of Mike Piazza rookie cards where I used to. Drafted by the Dodgers. Yeah. Interesting. He was also in Transformers. That's right. Robots in disguise. Optimus Prime

We are here Shia. Shia, not Mike. Mike did not make a cameo. Would you get the clean exaltic. Why don't know what else to do, Dave? White trash. Put your feet up to.

I want you just, why don't you go get a steroid shot? That'll clear you out. I don't think fucking juicing is going to help, Dave. It's very different. There's a doctor in the chat. There's no way. There's a doctor in the chat.

No offense. They're just at the hospital or their private practice just watching a stream right now. I always wonder like what the, like the teledocs that, you know, has everybody here done a teledoc before? Yeah. I wonder, is that like their main thing? It's like, I'm just going to do all teledoc shit. Or do they just like do it in between just to make a little extra cash.

That'd be awesome. I'd just like to think that like. It's basically like a cameo. We have a private practice doctor and then there's some patient that's been waiting like 40 minutes for the doctor to like, just come check up on them. Instead, they're just sitting here watching our street. That's why they're late. Sorry.

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Let's close it down with the little baseball. Let's close it down. Let's go. I have not seen this. Am I going to get real hype and run through a brick wall? Dude, yeah, I might have to strap you down because you're just going to want to get up and run through something. Yeah, so. Speaking of baseball.

The World Baseball Classic is about to start up, I guess. And I guess Aaron Judge is the captain of Team USA. He's definitely a top 20 hitter. Ooh, he's top three. I know. He's top three. You know I'm just playing with my Yankees fans, y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I guess because he's team captain, he thought he would address the team and get them hyped. And this is what he has to say. I want you all to... By the way, how am I supposed to do this with a guy, the fedora right behind him? I think it's a Panama hat. That's a lot. Trust me, Dale, I know a Panama hat when I see one.

Sacrifice for your family at home. You're sacrificing for your country. And, you know, sacrificing for the brothers in the trenches with you every single day. That's what thing I want us to do, fellas. You know, we're down. We're beat up a little bit, man. You know, lead into each other, man. We're going to lay it out of the line.

If we do that, we bring a little home, man, I'm telling you. Sacrifice for your family. All right. Damn, dude. I feel like he's being a little bit. Yeah, dog. Okay. He's talking like the going.

to war at first. You got to sacrifice for the brothers. Brothers in the trenches? This sounds like they're about to go out of Zeta to do a mixer. And like Zeta's turned him down in the last five years. And why's he talking about how they're all beat up? I know. There's there some injuries?

It's the off season. I don't know. So he's getting made fun of. I mean, he's not everybody's a vocal leader. Some people lead by example. This is how your Pledge class president talks to you before a pledge meeting. you got to know you got a plenty of your strengths though if you're not you're not the type to address a team that don't do it he's the cap choose uh choose someone else look at me you got a rogue

mustache hair which way is it pointed it's like shooting like i mean no you're not you're just it's gonna be one you have to get when you get home okay that's the least of your worries yeah i'm falling apart this is i feel okay i actually i would love to come in here and make fun of him This wasn't as bad as I thought. Really? It's very awkward. I mean, it's bad. I feel like he's been wrong.

He starts to smirk halfway through because he knows he's bombing it. Dude, the boys are probably smirking out of him. Yeah, like, dude, this is not you. He probably didn't realize he's going to have to do this. He's a huge man. It's like if you're at like, if you're at like a, like a wake or a funeral, it's like, I even say a few words. You're like, I didn't plan this.

Big sneeze over there. Yeah, it's not like you're giving the Uly. But it's like, you know, you know, go say something. Hey, we're going to, we want you guys at the rehearsal dinner. Like, we just say a few words about the couple. You're just like, oh, man, like fucking, like, dude, I knew when he brought, yeah, we were at Wild Wings and he brought you. And you're the perfect for him. We love you, Jess.

We weren't sure about David at first. Did you, did you see the SNL bridesmaid on weekend update? No. That was a new, I think a new character that they had that like she was giving like a thing. He's like, but on seriousness. Like she's like talking about Iran or something like that. Oh, wow. Indeed.

I don't know what it was. That's a good character. Yeah. But it was done very well. And she was real excited about him. So we gave him a chance. Now he's like a brother to us. Thank you, Tracy.

Thank you. Jess. Come on. I don't know. This is getting me. This makes me want to build a wall and run through it. Okay. Jay Bones all the time headline

It's a goaded headline What was it? The kid rock This kid rock song Will make you want to build a wall Build The border wall And run through it

I think you just said build a wall But either way It was a play There was like a kid rock Trump hype video Yeah It was great Way to go Aaron

You'll get better Does baseball typically You have a hype No Unless it's like your coach Gorito Unless you're Rocky Carrillo.

Not really. Yeah, you're not really, I feel like. Let's go out there to go stand around. Yeah. Non-contact sports don't really need like super hype. Contact sports are like, oh, where's fucking go. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to go hit that ball. Like, how would Bryson give a hype speech to, I don't know, like the Ryder Cup team? I mean, he would much more animated than this for sure. I mean, it would be cringe. Pretty sick. Go back to the part where they showed the team where they show like the, I want to see like if you could see anybody like, oh yeah, this is not. This is awkward. There's media there.

Because, you know, I bet if he was in the locker room and he knew there were no cameras, he might. Yeah. Whatever. Go win the, go win the WBC boys. Please. This guy over here's camera out. We need that doll. We need that doll.

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