Circling Back - Kangaroo Beatdown & Alabama White Sauce

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

The boys talk about a kangaroo beating a guy to death, Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe being eligible for the HOF, Alabama White Sauce, Madden first look, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon ...and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (19:25) Kangaroo Court • (34:12) Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe • (42:10) Alabama White Sauce • (53:30) Madden First Look • (55:45) This Weekend in Fun • (1:04:35) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/circling • BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/circling to get 10% off your first month. • Rhoback: Use promo code WASHED20 for 20% off at https://rhoback.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We are coming day after day we are coming Hello and welcome to the circling back podcast. We're so back. My name is David. I'm going to host. I've got some special, special things in store for you today. This is going to be one heck of a show producing as always is one Randall Trimbach. I shouldn't say as always, sometimes you just don't show up.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Hi Dave. Hi. Dave and I are big Ninja Turtle kicks right now. Why don't you just let's separate a little bit. Yeah, keep them separate. I'm on a very you're on the graphic novel ish. I'm on the movies and cartoons. Yes. Yeah, he's on his kid shit.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Yeah, you're just you're on your ranch. You're on your nerd. I can lend you the book. It's pretty it was pretty. You know what? Please do. It's pretty, it was pretty. You know what? Please do. Is it safe?
Starting point is 00:01:08 Is it kid safe? It's a little gory, but I mean. Oh wow. What's he been up to? Al Gore. Yes. I want to remake social security. Put your fund in a lock box.
Starting point is 00:01:20 He gave us the internet, man. Yeah. And he also gave us Man Bear Pig. He did contribute in some way to the internet I don't think he invented it per se like such as but look up his contribution. So you settle this He did contribute. I got a question if he invented the internet then why does every website start with letter W? I was recently served that real as well. Yeah I'll go or famously stated During my service in the United States Congress. I took the initiative in creating the internet
Starting point is 00:01:51 What does quote is often used to highlight Gore's involvement in early discussions in legislative efforts Related to development of the internet. Okay So he did contribute to the beginning stages of creating it, I guess. He facilitated in some fashion. The internet has become quite useful over the years. We'll see. I mean, our job is because of it. A lot of jobs, actually, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Oh yeah, what kind? Things such as... Those girls you subscribe to. Of course, an Only only fans reference from Randy. I don't subscribe to any only fans. Randy. Oh, you more of a jerk, make he's being a real jerk, mate. You a bronze beater or like, what are we talking? I don't even know what that it's too, it's too early. So to start to start, I don't even know what that is. You're too deep, man. Anyway, is the graphic, can I borrow the graphic novel? Yeah, you can what that is. You're too deep, man. Anyway, is the graph.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Can I borrow the graphic novel? Yeah, you can. Grief. I also got some some avatar last airbender. No, that's not we're not in avatar. I want to let Parks power on once I'm done with them. You'll probably love them. The initial intended use of the Internet was to exchange government documents electronically.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Mm hmm. There you go. And then they added the reporter into the group chat. Remember that? Yeah, I do. I do. Hey, Dylan's here too. Sorry, I just got a a big golf account responded to my tweet and I thought they were I didn't know what it was. I should be not be on Twitter and that's bad podcasting. What are you doing? Ladies and gentlemen? Oh, whatever dude. I was just reading a tweet in my tweet and I thought they were I didn't know what it was. I should be not be on Twitter and that's bad podcasting. What
Starting point is 00:03:27 are you doing? Ladies and gentlemen, oh, whatever, dude. How many times are you over there just like looking at Texas baseball schedules over here? Doing shivery. I'm over here thinking about time dilation right now. and
Starting point is 00:03:39 relativity. We were talking about it before we started recording. You you were talking about it. I just you brought it up like it's really been on your mind. It's one of the things I'm most interested in on this in this
Starting point is 00:03:50 world. There's gotta be a simple way to break you down. I just don't understand how being close to a strong gravitational field or traveling really fast makes time move differently than it would be to someone just standing on Earth.
Starting point is 00:04:05 I'd like to point you to what Darius Rucker said when he was still with Hootie and the Blowfish. Time why you follow me. Does that help? Does that help a little bit? Did you know that GPS satellites that are orbiting Earth, the the clock is intentionally sped up in order to match Earth's time? That makes sense. Yeah, very marginally, but it is sped up a little bit. So that's we're in sync. Oh, space jam. Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Does that help? No, that help a little bit. Anyway, I'm very happy to be here. It's gonna be a great freaking show. Are you gonna be able to do the show without just like really having an existential crisis over here? I watched the Neil deGrasse Tyson YouTube video. Oh, there's better, don't watch him.
Starting point is 00:05:01 And he didn't make you feel like an idiot? He just, he like believed in God or something. He gets he gets sidetracked by just sharing like really interesting facts that are like not super related to what he's talking about. But he did try to explain it and I'm still I still can't just put those puzzle pieces together. I think you should get into tik tok space tik tok or maybe time tik tok you should get on the stem tab of TikTok.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Yeah, I bet there's somebody who can break it down in 90 seconds or less. Okay. Anyway, but anyway, that's the last I'm going to think about relativity going forward today until I bring it up again. Yeah, maybe that's probably true. I'll have no choice really. Dylan Shivery. Man, I'm just so stoked I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I
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Starting point is 00:06:01 don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know? I didn't see that on my free feed. Yeah, it's Beyond the Paywall on patreon.com slash circling back podcast. It's where you can find all of our paywall content. And that's one of the shows that we put beyond that paywall. Ah, man, I'm just not sure if I want to start paying for content.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I wish there was a way to like try it out for free for seven days. So glad you brought that up. We have a seven day free trial. You can just try it out. See if you like it. If you do, then you will be charged. If not, then you just back out of it and you're not sure I'm charged a single thing. You understand? And if you don't want to risk a free trial, which is like, why
Starting point is 00:06:35 wouldn't you risk a free trial? Just even try the one episode that we put out for free. Hey, man, we're trying we're trying to make a living here, bud. Yeah. I'm just saying try that out, then do the free trial, then do everything else. Oh, we released one free. We did. We released a free episode.
Starting point is 00:06:50 It was a very, it's one that's hit the wash media zeitgeist. It's the Irish, or it is the, what is it called? The kiosk, the mall kiosk bar. Oh yes. Oh yes. Turning a lot of heads, creating a lot of buzz. As always, this is a visual show. The product is meant to be consumed via your eyeballs. So go to YouTube dot com slash circling back and subscribe to that.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Watch it. It's fun to watch it. Leave comments, people comment on there. Oh, man, boys are looking great. Oh, boys are fucking their shit now. I'm so shit. Dylan clearly got sun kissed over the weekend. Stuff like that. I monitor the YouTube comments. I don't think anyone ever said that.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Well, I think someone said that about Dylan getting sun kissed. Oh, the tan guy looks tan. Yeah. Sun kissed is what they say. You got to stop saying that. Did you not know that was a drink? Is that true? Or was it you? I just didn't. I didn't know if it was still around.
Starting point is 00:07:47 But then again, I was still around a crush or a Fanta type of guy other than Sunkist. Oh, it's a Sunny D kid, man. It's a completely different beverage. Completely different. Not even in the same category. Vitamin C. He was a purple stuff kid.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Remember? Purple stuff. Or I'm a purple stuff adult. I'm not purple stuff. Remember the commercial? Got the purple stuff kid. Remember? Purple stuff. I'm a purple stuff adult. I'm not purple stuff. Remember the commercial? Got the purple stuff. Got soda. Got Sunny D.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Yeah. The kids always wanted the sunny day. He went for the sunny D. Surprise. Nah, I was more of a Kool-Aid kid. One of the ones with the plastic bottles with the little tabs. It wasn't very fucking dope. Just you could squirt 70 grams of sugar straight to the dome.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Yeah. Yeah, that was sick, dude. Or a rainbow drink or or Capri Sun, maybe. There were a lot of drinks to choose from. We don't have to go through all of them. I see the day I showed out the world that you could flip a Capri Sun upside down and just stabbed the straw into the bottom and it was much easier. That's a day that changed everything. Well, what? much easier. That's a day that changed everything. Well, what? You can do that? Yeah, you can do this is the first. Hey, bud, learn ball. You just can't set it down after that.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Nope. That's why you got to drink it. Oh, do what my friends and I used to do is we would like fucking poor ever clear in it. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like half and half. Could be fun. Yeah. That's what you want to call it. Then you opened up a bar in Austin,
Starting point is 00:09:06 called Greenlight Social. I won't be going back to that bar, unless someone says, dude, fucking Glenn Powell and Sidney Swains, they're back at the VIP and they specifically asked for you because they saw that Irish kiosk one. They want you to come back there
Starting point is 00:09:22 and do the Irish guy voice for them. That's a possibility. I'll fucking go. Yeah, I think that'd get us to show up. They're like to come back there and do the Irish guy voice for him. That's a possibility. I think that'd get us to show up. Like dude, do the voice. I'm like, all right, I will. That bar stinks. I don't even think it's fun if you're of age, if you're like 24. That's not a fun bar. If you're doing an Austin douchebag bar crawl, that's on. That's how you close it. That's on there. That's either you either start there close it like a moth to light Douchebags to green light social. I've never walked into a bar and Just walked through the crowd to the exit and just walked out like in without stopping to do anything other than just get get through people
Starting point is 00:09:58 Like realizing once I'd taken two steps in like well, and I just walk all the way through and out See you later. All right. That was fun. See you guys next next time. Last time I walked into a bar and hurt my head. Don't don't get in the lap track for that dude. We are coming. Greenlight does have the one thing that I do like about bars in Austin. I hate speakeasies bars that are meant to be speakeasies. It's just dumb, it's a gimmick. But a secret bar within a bar, I do like.
Starting point is 00:10:29 I think it's awesome. I've never been back there, have you? I have been there once. How'd you get in there? What'd you have to do to get back there? Some guy was just kind of promoting it just for future, because you can do events and their stuff. And I just happened to be there and he gave me a card with the password on it.
Starting point is 00:10:43 And I just went back there for like five minutes. let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening yeah it's pretty cool that kung fu saloon it must have been down bad if they're fucking pulling randy back there yeah i'm joking i'm joking uh no i've never even been back there so is it cool yeah is it like like nice is like leather furniture and shit Yeah, that one is the one at Kung Fu Saloon was all Barbie themed last time I went to it And the one is Shangri-La is a pretty Classy too. I'll say it. I like the old Kung Fu. I Didn't hate it was kind of cool. One the guy. You ever hit him up for like uh drink tickets? No, I don't. I've been in a minute. They saw a giant Jenga there.
Starting point is 00:11:47 That's gotta go. I'm so, I think it has. Dude, every time it's disruptive to the ball. When it collapses, it's jarring for anyone within 50 feet of it. Yeah, I love being out just having some drinks and all of a sudden, uh. Sounds like. Giant Jenga collapse. Sounds like an F250 is coming to the side of the building. Oh no, the Jenga just fell over. It's terrible. Randy, silly bitch.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Just like, it sounds like tower seven. Yeah. Next to the fucking table. Man, I don't know about that. Well, last time I went, they like close all the outside. So, I haven't been to Kung Fu in a while, but like last time I went, their like close. Oh, look inside. So what'd you say? I haven't been to Kung Fu in a while. But like last time I went, their whole outdoor portion with all that stuff was closed down.
Starting point is 00:12:29 So I don't know if they're doing renovations or whatnot. And we'll get we'll get to the bottom of that. We will. I'm still looking for those drink tickets. Ready? Are we going to go? Can you since we haven't lost it it bars since we haven't done roadhouse and apparently that's not happening. Can we just do your, is it a birth?
Starting point is 00:12:51 What is it? Your anniversary with the company? Can we just do it at the Japanese arcade at Clausania? This, this looks sick. Okay. It maybe doesn't look sick, but it does look fun. It looks like you'd have fun. Let me, I thought it was a voiceover. Yeah. It's just. It looks like you'd have fun. Let me. Oh, I
Starting point is 00:13:06 thought it was a voiceover. Yeah, it's just uh it's just uh yeah, these are all over the place in in Japan. It's a Japanese arcade, Dylan. And pretty much all it is is a bunch of claw machines where you just win a bunch of uh stuffed
Starting point is 00:13:19 animals and there's like a lot of Mario ones. I was trying to win you a little Mario go cart one. You got me the little super Mario cartridge. Yeah. Cartridge. Yeah. But yeah, like you could not walk in Tokyo in like the main district. You could not walk more than like a block
Starting point is 00:13:34 without having at least one of these types of arcade claw machine places. Oh, now we got one in our very own. Dude, those are all rigged. You think so? The claws are too weak. There's not enough tension in them to grab the shit, man. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:51 It looks like these guys are winning. Maybe this one's different. Maybe it's actually a fair one. But if you go to your run of the mill arcade, it's like, oh, I want to get this bouncy ball and this Leonardo stuffy. You can't't do it man. You feel me dog? Yeah this seems like it would be really frustrating if you write your kid to it and your kid really wants something and you the pressure's on and you're just pumping in. I mean what does it what's it cost these days? A quarter probably.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Okay. I can think it's more? Yeah dude dude. You know, I have any coupons from a guy. I got drink tickets at this place. Mr. Didn't Mr. Foo give you some you want to find the local businesses? I mean, this looks, you know, the more I watch this, Randy, the more the less I'm like, it's all it's all claw machines. It's it's called it's called like claw mania. Is there not like Area 51 sitting like somewhere? I'm not. No, no, it's all it's all claw machines. It's it's called it's called like claw mania. Is there not like area 51 sitting like somewhere? I know. It's literally that's all it is.
Starting point is 00:14:49 It's called Claus Aeneas. It's just claw machine. There's no revolution X. There might be some quarter like primal race where you just turn it and you get like a little toy of it. You tell me I can't get sweaty on the DDR machine. No, not not a place like this. Oh pass. You've never been on a D machine? No, not in a place like this. Huh, oh, pass. You've never been on a DDR machine.
Starting point is 00:15:08 I've done it. It's been, I don't know, 15, 20 years, but I've done it. I wasn't very good at it, believe it or not. Ooh, Dave, should we go to an arcade and livestream time crisis, just you and me going through it? That sounds sick. It'd be sick. I will go to an arcade.
Starting point is 00:15:25 If somebody hits me up this weekend, they're like, hey, about to come pick you up, we're going to the arcade. You should hit up Parks. He's always down. You can go to Cidercade. They serve beer now. Cidercade. See, I grew up, okay, I didn't grow up.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Yeah, kind of Dave and Buster's. Parks, that's his dream place. Really? Loves it. You know, maybe it's how they marketed it back then, but I used to think that that was like really, really swanky. When I was a kid, it was like you couldn't get in in shorts. You should do your best to steer roads away from it because you're in for 200 bucks when
Starting point is 00:15:59 you go. Really? If you eat there, and then I I mean you could easily spend like 7500 bucks just on games. How's the food? It's fine. It's like a top golf food Mmm, so you gotta watch out. Yeah influencer might steal it. Yeah, exactly Our place was called shareable fun center. It was just mini golf batting cages go-kart and small Driving range in a small arcade and then they put on an edition of a bigger arcade that had bumper cars, a play place, a rock wall and way more games.
Starting point is 00:16:31 It was sick. It's got way more than D and B. Yeah. But they have busters like pool tables and arcade no longer exists. It was right by the our our skate rink to. Okay. Separate entity, but that was a cool area back in the day. Still nuts.
Starting point is 00:16:48 All right. P man. Yeah, it is. You're right, man. Oh man. Uh, and then we've got the newsletter, go subscribe to our sub stack washed out, sub stack.com. Get you some, get you some blogs, some columns.
Starting point is 00:17:05 If you're into that, I'd like to read. And we'll throw in some, I don't know, some bonus material, maybe some local businesses, some coupons to local businesses. Some drink tickets you can print off and show up at Greenlight Social or Kung Fu Saloon. Nobody goes there anymore. None of my friends, I mean, I know people kids go there, but there's never been like, Hey, yeah, we're at Kung Fu Saloon. It's either WTF or I still call on West that much anymore. Very fair.
Starting point is 00:17:37 It's already very fair. Uh, Dylan, I want to talk about our good friends over at Shopify waiting for this man. When we started this podcast, seemed like we had to figure it out all on our own, you know? Yeah, I use Shopify weekly, sometimes daily. I'm in there all the time. We're loading products, we're shipping out products,
Starting point is 00:17:57 we're adding promo codes, updating the product photography, and it's really, really easy to use. I love Shopify. Maybe even, I don't know, I don't know if you can make a drink ticket, but like you could create something like that similar to. You know what? I'll look into that day. That's a good idea. Shopify is the e-commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world.
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Starting point is 00:19:02 managing inventory to international shipping to processing returns and Beyond if you're ready to sell You're ready for Shopify sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify com-slash-circling go to Shopify.com Circling Shopify.com slash circling Alright, animal guy. Guys always talking about, he could take 100 kangaroos. Man, have at it,
Starting point is 00:19:39 Haas. I don't think I'm the animal guy on the show. I don't know. I think we're all kind. We're all kind of this. This is a tailor-made story for us. So apparently This is at a King of Roo exhibit in South Carolina petting zoo When you sent this story and gave us that really detailed synopsis, I Thought for sure this is about to be an Australian thing this gives gives obviously kangaroo, but like everything about the story is like,
Starting point is 00:20:07 well, this is some fucking Aussie. I'll read the the caption here for this tweet. Breaking a kangaroo is being accused of beating a man who had a history of going at it with the kangaroos to death at a South Carolina petting zoo. Eric Slate was found dead in the kangaroo enclosure at a petting zoo in South Carolina petting zoo. Eric Slate was found dead in the kangaroo enclosure at a petting zoo in South Carolina. Authorities say the 52 year old had multiple blunt injuries. Slate's brother runs the petting zoo.
Starting point is 00:20:32 He told Inside Edition he didn't believe the kangaroo was responsible for his siblings death and autopsy is pending and the kangaroo is being quarantined. There's a video, could you play the video? Let's play the video. Roll that beautiful bean footage. Did this kangaroo just kill a man? Calm down, calm down.
Starting point is 00:20:54 That's the mystery after the 52-year-old man was found dead in the kangaroo enclosure at a petting zoo in South Carolina. Eric Slate can be seen in this exclusive video, roughhousing with a kangaroo. The video was recorded just 10 days ago. On Friday, Slate was apparently beaten to death by the kangaroo named Jack when he entered the enclosure.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Authorities say Slate suffered multiple blunt injuries. An autopsy is pending. Slate's brother runs the petting zoo, and Eric has a history of going at it with the kangaroos. I'm not wrestling you. That means no, no, no, no. We learned that lesson yesterday. You won. Kangaroos are incredibly powerful,
Starting point is 00:21:36 not with their front feet, but with their hind legs. If it gets threatened, it is something that can be very, very dangerous to any human being. I spoke to the dead man's brother, Robert Slade. Do you think the kangaroo killed your brother? No I do not. He says his brother had recently been complaining of chest pain. What do you think happened? We're waiting on the autopsy to come back. At some point the kangaroo did scratch him. I'm not denying that but I don't feel that the kangaroo is the main cause of it.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Calm down. Calm down. Okay. He's got a history of going at it with these kangaroos. A history. I just that that's my favorite part of the story. No, it's a sad story. We don't, you know, the guy's dead and that's sad. But uh I just imagine the guy
Starting point is 00:22:19 going home to his wife with a black eye. He's like, you didn't you didn't get in another fight with the king or did you? He's like, yeah,. Yeah he sucked me right in the he's not an Australian. Talked me right in the eye. It would be more fun if he was Australian. It really would. That guy's accent was very far from Australian. I feel like most Australians know better. They're familiar with the animal. They're a nuisance down there but they know like hey you don't want to tangle. It's not really the punch that's gonna get you.
Starting point is 00:22:42 It's the kick. Someone in the comments used Grok for some help here and asked about the strength of a kangaroo's punch. Yeah. And it delivers about 275 pounds of force. And that's compared to a human that's around 112 to 168. Right, but it's the kick. They're saying that Grok says the kick can reach 759 pounds of force.
Starting point is 00:23:04 So you don't want that Yeah, their hind legs are very strong Plus claws you gotta you gotta stop picking fights with the kangaroo bud Yeah, I mean Very sad. I don't know in that video. It didn't look like he was I don't know if this guy was like um abusing the kangaroos you know what I mean like when you see some people like kind of asking for it like you see some people like Yellowstone
Starting point is 00:23:32 they're fucking with the animals you're like oh you kind of asking for it but looks like this I mean this guy if look if my brother owned a petting zoo that featured kangaroos here's the deal I'm probably gonna like I don't know if I'm gonna go at it I'm not gonna have sure it certainly create a history of going at it with kangaroos. I'm probably going to like. I don't know if I'm going to go at it. I'm not going to have sure. It certainly create a history of going at it with kangaroos, but I'm going to fucking mess around with the kangaroos, right? The brother. Yeah. The brother certainly has a reason to.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Put it out there that the kangaroo is not responsible since he's running a petting zoo. Couldn't have been my kangaroo. My kangaroos don't do that. It features kangaroos. Yeah, he's got a history of it. Just just leave him alone, man. Stop fighting the kangaroos. What are you doing? He was kind of controlling that kangaroo though in that video. Like he looked well in control. This guy's a unit. Not a small guy. He looks like a former ball player. Football, that is. You know, he's got he's built very stoutly.
Starting point is 00:24:25 So this kangaroo to take a man of that size down. That's that's serious, man. What a pain in the ass if like you, you did have like your your business, your livelihood was a petting zoo. And like every time family came over for holidays, all they want to do is like go out there and like fuck around like the goats and the kangaroos. All right, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
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Starting point is 00:25:11 just gets in a scrap every day. Just stop. Anyway, they don't have good reach though. They do with the back legs. I'll give them that but like they're they're little dude. They can use their tail to kind of stand like supports themselves and kick with their feet. And then you see him down on when you see him pop up on that tail, you know, it's on I thought we're gonna get a full kick in that video. But fortunately, not. They're powerful. Well, this wasn't the video of his of his beating. I mean, the claws are serious.
Starting point is 00:25:42 You they deke you declaw your for your petting zoo. That seems unethical personally. I mean, the the claws are serious. Do you do you do you de-claw for your petting zoo? That seems unethical personally. Something tells me the kangaroos are not part of like the petting part. Probably not. I'm not letting my kid pet the kangaroo.
Starting point is 00:25:56 No, we had a petting zoo over the weekend that we went to, especially when Eric's over here rallying them all up. Yeah, they all they yeah. Hey, Eric, dude, you're they want to fight everyone because of you. Yeah, dude. Keep picking fights, dog. Not yeah, I'm not letting my kid pet any animal that walks around like this, like just fucking like traps, do shoulders pointed down the ones they do.
Starting point is 00:26:17 The ones that look like they just got out of prison, just yoked up, just jacked. What's up with those, man? How do they get so jacked? Are they lifting weights out in the? It's a high T animal. Yeah. They're just doing pull ups on branches and **** like I don't. How do they
Starting point is 00:26:36 get like that? They're probably doing pull ups on branches and **** Probably fifteen. Probably lifting rocks, finding boulders, and just, you know, pushing them up a hill like, uh, was it Sisyphus or whatever? I think so. So that up, right? I think it's Sisyphus.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I think you're right. They're lifting boulders and doing pull-ups. It was Sisyphus. Great pull for me. Good job. Look at you knowing your, your Greek history. What's, what's the lesson from that story? Um, like, uh, he rolls the rock up the hill
Starting point is 00:27:09 only for it to roll back down. And the lesson is- Keep trying? The lesson is some rocks aren't meant to be rolled. I don't think it's a lesson. I think it's just more of his punishment. Oh, I thought it was like a, I don't know. A fable?
Starting point is 00:27:26 Sure. Is that a fable? I thought it was like you roll the rock up and maybe it rolls back down, but eventually you'll get it there. No, the lesson is just toss me the rock. Keep building your strength. Just toss me the rock, I'll handle it.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Speaking of that. Ball up top. I hit up our friend Ricky about putting together a shirt design for too much dip. Oh That's a good good idea and one thing the one we talked about. Yeah, I like that I Was looking at our Was looking at something on my hot boy walk yesterday
Starting point is 00:28:05 This isn't on the rundown and you'll probably see why because this isn't really that important to talk about. But so you know how some people see how in our in our logo we've got the cactus. Oh yeah. A lot of people who have the cactus will go about de spiking the cactus, especially if it's close to the sidewalk, just so people don't assume people don't fall into it or rub up against it. But some people don't. I'm wondering if that's like a local rule or regulation that if you're gonna have cacti,
Starting point is 00:28:28 something spiky like that, you gotta de-spike it. And I wonder if they do it themselves or if you like hire an outlet. Or I wonder if you can get a certain variation of the cactus and just have where it doesn't grow spikes. People forget I had to dive into cactus to evade the horses that were running me down out of the ranch.
Starting point is 00:28:46 God, dude. Yeah, it was very unpleasant. Why didn't you just like hop on one of the horses when it was running by? Just bear back it. Yeah, not your first. It would have been my first. I've never bear back the horse before.
Starting point is 00:29:02 That was a scary ordeal. Put that on his Montel actually. Took me a long time to get all the little needles out of my skin. Did it hurt? I mean that's that's clothing. Yeah, it was all serious. It was awful. Man, tell that story. There's new people here don't know how much horses just despise you. Okay, so out at my ranch, we have my family's
Starting point is 00:29:13 ranch, not mine. We have about 12 horses. Uh, there might be more now. I think a couple of them have given birth anyway. This is a long time ago and it was a long time ago. I was just a little boy. I was a little boy. I was a little boy. There might be more now. I think a couple of them have given birth. Anyway, this is a long time ago and it was a previous dog that I had. She
Starting point is 00:29:32 was a bloodhound. I took her out one morning and we were just walking the property on a leash. And I've been around the horses many times, but I walked near the horses with the dog. Not too close to like spook the dog or anything. For whatever reason, one of the horses looked at me and just started walking at me, just walking on a big deal. And then it got real close. And then I had my dog with me.
Starting point is 00:29:56 I was kind of worried about that interaction. So I was like, all right, stay back. And we started to walk away. And the other horses saw the one horse walking toward me so they joined in and they were all walking at us and it I was a little uncomfortable about it so we picked up our pace a little bit to get away and as we picked up our pace so did the horses I don't know how familiar you familiar you are with horses they're pretty fast fast. Faster than me, faster than my dog.
Starting point is 00:30:26 So we were, we did a light jog, they did a light jog. And so I didn't know what the hell was going on. And we were at this point probably 200 yards away from the house. And they decided to pick up their pace much faster than us. And they were running us down. I mean, I don't know how else to describe it. They were like trying to run us down.
Starting point is 00:30:52 It was like, imagine 12 giant horses running at you with your dog. I let go of the leash. She took off running. She was absolutely terrified. She took off running and I was like, all right, good. This is all on me now. I don't want you to get stomped out by these horses. So the horses, they ignored the dog completely
Starting point is 00:31:09 and they were just running after me. And I tried to do like, you know how you hear about elephants when they're running after you? You're supposed to like run in like sharp angles, zigzag, because they're not very agile. They can't turn very well. Same with gators. I don't know why I thought I would try that with the horses.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Turns out they're also pretty agile. So they were just, they were on my shit. And I noticed a big thing of cactus and I just dove into it. I dove into it to get away. And they ran up to the cactus and stopped. Like they were feet from me when this happened. They ran up and stopped.
Starting point is 00:31:43 I don't know what was gonna happen if they got to me, to be fair. They could have just done nothing. Dude. Like they were feet from me when this happened. They ran up and stopped. I don't know what was going to happen if they got to me. To be fair, they could have just done nothing. Dude. But they were running. I mean, when horses are running at you, what do you do? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's terrifying. And so they, I was in the cactus and then they walked up to it and they kind of lost interest and walked away. And then when they did, I sprinted back to the house and my adrenaline was going like never before.
Starting point is 00:32:05 I was, I thought I was in a lot of trouble. I get it. And my dog, luckily she came back. No, I hopped in our, our mule, like our little, you know, gas powered, you know, off, off-road thing. I went and picked her up and she, her heart was going like crazy. She was also very, very scared. And, and that was that my mom broke down hysterical thought it was almost dead. It was a whole thing.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Damn. And that happened. Uh, I don't know. It's been like 10 years now at this point, I think. Didn't part of you ever think about like pulling that thing out and popping a few. I didn't have that thing on me, but no, I wouldn't have shot the horses. That would have, we'll just like up in the air and like, let them know. Yeah. That, that could have been, keep that thing on me too. I didn't have that thing on me, but no, I wouldn't have shot the horses. Well, just like up in the air, like let them know. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:46 That could have been good. Keep that thing on me too. I didn't have a thing on me. Yeah, I really don't know what you do. I keep picturing that John Snow facing down the incoming army. Maybe if I just stayed there, just stopped and stood, if they would just come up to me like, oh, you know know we're horses
Starting point is 00:33:05 we're not going to do anything were there were there any babies around any um i don't think so ponies i don't think so no okay because i think i mean they see the dog and i get like a then maybe thinking the dog is a wolf it's wolfish derived from the wolf derivative but they've been around dogs yeah that's very strange i know i don't know they're going to try to clobber my brains out with those big hooves. You think maybe it's just like it's kind of a you thing. They find you a little bit. Yeah, that was very skittish around the horses for a while. I didn't really want to go up.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Were you wearing you remember? Weirdly, I was completely naked. OK. Yeah, I don't remember. I was wearing probably had boots and jeans on. So I usually wear out there. And that's the frag guys hate to see him walk into a college bar, dude. Got my square toes on. That's scary, man. Yeah, dude. Have you did you ever reconcile?
Starting point is 00:33:56 I go back like just to test it out. Like, are we cool? Uh, I've been around them. I I'm doing even bring it up like. No, they haven't brought it up. Weirdly. Interesting. Yeah. I've been around him. I'm doing even bring it up like no, they haven't brought it up weirdly. Interesting. Yeah. I
Starting point is 00:34:12 would have jumped into the roses. much like wow. That's good, dude. It's not good. Pete Rose is back, baby. So, Shoeless Joe, finally, you've been Randy, you've been calling, Shoeless Joe, to come back. Reinstated. you five minutes to talk. G Shoeless Joe takes. Go ahe
Starting point is 00:34:43 Is he? Yeah. We don't know. He's not the only one from that Black Sox team. You know, I read some things that he may have not known. And then I also read some things that he was in on it. Even though he had like a, like all world world series. Did you know the world series back then was nine games? I did not. It was a, yeah, a little excessive.
Starting point is 00:35:01 It's a long series. Jeez. Yeah. First one to five or Andy Yep, no on math checks out on that one make it make sense Can we talk Pete Rose for a sec? I'd love to this is this is needed to happen for a while So I have I I've gone on record saying that if you've been busted with steroids that you don't deserve to go
Starting point is 00:35:25 to the Hall of Fame. And I stand by that because you're cheating at the game. You're getting an unfair edge at the game of baseball. No such thing. Right. But what he did by gambling on the sport, I don't think that's stay out of the hall worthy because it didn't he didn't do anything to cheat himself he didn't cheat to get better at the game
Starting point is 00:35:52 you know what about his tax evasion also not a reason to be held out of the Hall of Fame no it's really not yeah so this is needed to happen and too bad it didn't happen while he was still alive you know the orange man may have had a something to do with this. You know, he's been a big proponent of getting Pete in the hall, getting them back in. What about Barry Bonds? How does he feel about that?
Starting point is 00:36:12 You know, it hasn't mentioned Barry. Not real sure what's going on there. Very, I am team Bonds on that one. Yeah, I don't, you know. Shoeless Joe. So, okay, allegedly took money to throw the world. What year was that? Nineteen, nineteen, nineteen, on Rothstein, nineteen, nineteen.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Allegedly took money to throw the World Series. Yeah. Probably some kind of mafia outfit was throwing money at them because they were gambling on the on the Arnold Rothstein. Arnold Arnold Arnold. What crime family was he a part of? Well, he is a notorious underworld figure. If you watched a boardwalk, he is a big player. Oh really? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Okay, kind of a creepy feller. Intentionally throwing a World Series is really bad. Yeah, really. it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. But I think Ronald Rothstein bankrolled some of the early mafia. Yeah. Lucky Luciano types. That's a dope name, dude. Lucky Luciano.
Starting point is 00:37:18 That's my favorite mobster name of all time. Really? How does it get better than that? Well, it was that one we had one a couple of years ago. It was a mob name that we just couldn't get over. Like baby face or something? Vincent the chin gigante. Something. Ah, the chin. Yeah. He's got a big chance. You know what they call him? The chin. Because it was big fucking chin. We've got a big. He got a chin implant. See? Like Zac Efron. Stoppable. The only reason we're doing this you ever go to Vegas and Pete Rose had that he was posted up he was he signed audit he
Starting point is 00:37:51 signed memorabilia for years and years outside a like a sports memorabilia shop in Vegas it was very expensive no but I I I've heard, I think this has even come up on this show, he is like, if you booked him for a trade show to go sign stuff, he has a clicker. So if you booked him to sign 500 autographs, he's keeping track of everyone. He won't do 501. Not doing 501.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Get it out of my face. Yeah. I'm not doing five. You won't do 501. Not doing five. Get it out of my face. Yeah. Yeah, probably not. Probably not the best dude all around but deserving of the hall of fame. Carlo Gambino is just a 4,000
Starting point is 00:38:38 hits. Over 4,000 hits. Right. Get the guy in there. Yeah. And when I think of 70s baseball, I'm thinking of him with that the coach was a coach, right? sure but still a no no still a no no and you're gonna I mean you've already seen like we're like scratching we haven't even scratched the surface I guess you could say in like scandals like this of people in the in the gambling era that we're in right now especially now that it's so easy to gamble and you don't even you can you can can't it's like individual performances like hey I'm
Starting point is 00:39:43 totally not gonna get six rebounds. Am I? Mash that, mash that button. That's gotta happen all the time. Especially these guys who are not like, Like how Mike, was it Michael Porter Jr's brother? One of the, whose brother was it? I mean, think about how easy it would be
Starting point is 00:39:58 to not have your name attached to it. You just, you just funnel funds through a friend. Like, hey man, I'll give you 10% if you just bet with my money under your name. Where your translator door your translator good good pull from Randy over there doing the sports big White Sox guy Randy so he's he's dialed into baseball.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Shouts to the pope. Yeah, you don't need a bookie anymore. You just pick up your phone and place a bet. It's crazy. Pretty crazy, man. And I'll tell you what else is crazy. This world that we live in pretty wild, man. It's why I like our next sponsor better help. Dylan, we know this. Therapy is important. Very important to maintain your mental health. And mental health awareness is growing, but there's still progress to be made.
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Starting point is 00:42:23 different logos and names that they're running with and it's the trash pandas. It's a it's a minor league baseball team shot to Lucas Angels organization. Yes. I guess they're doing Randy a little little bit called the I don't know if it's a barbecue play. I know Bama is known for the white sauce. Right. I don't know about the white sauce. I don't know if it's a barbecue play. I know Bama is known for the white sauce, right? I don't know about the white sauce. Bama Butts white sauce. Yeah, Alabama white sauce is a
Starting point is 00:42:55 creamy tangy barbecue sauce based on mayonnaise and uh we're doing the Bama Butts and we're doing the white sauce. Oh no and I want you to zoom in there for us Randy. Go back to the other one. Yeah. Dude, I'm rocking that jersey if somebody wants to send me one. What does it look like to you Dave? Um
Starting point is 00:43:20 that's gross. We are coming day after day. We are coming. Hey, did you know that Austin is getting Savannah bananas type baseball team? I think they're called the Texas tailgaters. Okay. I've heard that. Not the worst name. Also don't like, they're clearly trying to make this into like a curly Q pig tail for the you but it
Starting point is 00:43:50 Small intestine it looks like a duck penis to me zoom in on the potential duck penis That's gonna take when you ask him to zoom his brain. Yeah, it's tough crumbles We gotta get this guy. I can't just do it on here. Like, I guess I could do that. Yeah, I mean, that's on me. I really didn't add much to the show. The white sauce. Yeah, I don't know, man. You could have made the the logo not look white saucy. Because it looks like something else. It looks like cum. That's what he's trying to tell you. Jizz, semen.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Yeah, man. And I think that's the idea. I love that they got there's actual guys. There's a guy, he might be the next big ball player. Might be the next ball player. Might be the next shoeless Joe shoeless Joe or Pete Rose. You know, I knew Pete Rose. I knew Pete Rose a couple years back. Yeah, had a couple. Had him come out. out. My kid, he came to my kid's first communion. We had Pete come out and he no showed. Of course. Didn't hear from him no more. Yeah. So I think it's cause he died.
Starting point is 00:44:56 He did. He passed away. Yeah. Famously. Are you the one who hates Savannah bananas? Yeah. He does. I do. It's eyes on baseball. And that's not that's not it's like the top golf of baseball. Curly game. That's not baseball. What about the neon baseball? You've been seeing that shit. That shit looks dope.
Starting point is 00:45:17 No, I've not. I was like glow in the dark. Yeah. Oh, really? You play night golf? No. Oh, yes, I did. I played a par three course in Myrtle Beach and I was in like ninth grade. Just night golf. No. Yes, I did. I played a par three course in Myrtle Beach and I was in like ninth grade. Just learning the game was like a glow up ball. No, it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:45:32 It's just extremely well lit. But I would like to do a night golf thing, although I could see it being. Oh, this is sick. Is it like a black light? Yeah. Oh, man. Black lights. Yeah. Don't put it over on the bleachers. Fran is at the game. Let me see if I can find some. There we go. Oh, this this
Starting point is 00:45:51 is sick. See, I get behind this. That does look cool. I think they put like the the home plate is all like powder too. So that like when you slide, like it just makes a plume and stuff. Dylan just sliding right into it head first. Right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Yeah, this looks sick. Are you afraid that like parks should be fine? Cause he's, but like the next generation is just going to think baseball is like the Savannah bananas. And like that's what they're going to want to do. They're not going to want to like go to like a real game. They're going to want to go watch some guy like, what are they, they jump on trampolines?
Starting point is 00:46:28 I don't know. I don't know, man. Turn, it's the Globetrotters, right? I'm getting served a lot of reels of like little leaguers who are just accessorized to the max. So with the sliding mitt. First T-ball game. Multiple necklaces. Our T-ball, the team that we scrimmage last week.
Starting point is 00:46:48 It's the first time I've seen kids on the other team who had the cool shades. Okay. This is t-ball. These are four-year-olds. Yeah. And I was like, oh man. Okay. Then granted, like I'm sure they have older brothers and I'll give you a little bit of a pass. It's relatively harmless and they weren't like pimping their their **** ground ball up the
Starting point is 00:47:10 middle or whatever they did. What about a walk? Are you they pimping? He walks like my my boy Jonah Williams. No, it's hard to walk in T ball. We'll pretty much let you stand up there until you get put the bat on the ball. Uh but yeah yeah, no, I the Savannah bananas
Starting point is 00:47:25 things crazy. I wonder who gets so is it guys who it's just guys who played college ball? Yeah, working out didn't want to spend the next eight years of their life in double A and also they can do a backflip. Yeah. Why'd you say they're walking? Did I backflip? I don't know. I don't like for the game. You're so much better at that. Why by the walking guy? I don't know. It's interesting. No. Look, I don't I don't think it's fair to say I hate the Savannah Bananas, but it's a mockery. A lot of potassium. That's not
Starting point is 00:48:01 even working on that impression. I can tell going around their house just doing it. It's the even working on that impression. I can tell going around their house, just doing it. It's the choreographed dancing that does it for me. Now, we don't do that much anymore. What it's the choreographed dancing. Yeah. The whole team, including the umpire, will just break out into like a hip thrusting number. I want to take somebody to a game who has no context for it at all.
Starting point is 00:48:21 And they don't realize what they're getting into. They think they're just going to a ball game. I take your dad to it thinking this could be like a minor league game. Did you see they they played a game? They played a game on the Clemson football stadium. They didn't change the dimensions of the stands. They're like selling it out. And so left field was 190 feet and right field was like 400.
Starting point is 00:48:43 That's sick. So stupid. So you're just so I'm just pulling it. was like 400. And right field popular. Very. It seems entertaining. I would love to go to one. See, it's he's the demographic. Yeah, it's guys who aren't baseball guys. It's just like, oh, the sanctity of baseball. You need to call strikes and things. You can't have automated systems.
Starting point is 00:49:13 I'm just part of the game. That's a whole that's a whole different discussion. It's the same thing. We're going to what do you talk? That is not I am a proponent of electronic strike zone, by the way. I am to baseball purists. I'm not proponent of electronic strike zone, by the way. I am too. Baseball purists. I'm not a purist, but this is way beyond.
Starting point is 00:49:31 This is something J-Bone would get really into just to annoy us. Brain. So you're the same guy. J-Bone wouldn't just get into it. He would get in deep and he would be like, hey, can I come on too much dip and do like a baseball and he'd give us stats. Yeah, yeah, like the slash line, the three hole hitter.
Starting point is 00:49:50 And then he would take it so far, he would turn it into like a podcast, like he'd have a YouTube channel just covering whatever league that is. Banana bone. Is that what it is? No, I'm just saying. Banana bone.
Starting point is 00:50:03 He would know the players. That's actually. Oh, this guy's really good. He played. He's actually good. Dave, Dave, he's actually good. Setting at nine feet, he is the tallest baseball player. The guy was at Florida State two years ago. He's actually really good. He almost made it in the picks.
Starting point is 00:50:18 He is touching ninety five on stilts. Now. I think you're just thinking of all wrong. It's just entertainment. It's just like pro wrestling and it's not no pro wrestling. My baseball is America's past. What if I don't find it entertaining? Well, oh, you know, oh, you don't think it's hot when a bunch of dudes out there
Starting point is 00:50:39 just start twerking? Yeah, no, I don't need that. Oh, that doesn't do much for me. OK, OK, I guess I'm different. I guess. No, I don't need that. That doesn't do much for me. Okay. Okay. I guess I'm different. I guess I see things a little bit like I've never been. I'll I'll go to a game if they I'll go watch
Starting point is 00:50:55 Texas Tailgaters. That sounds like it's going to be good. I'll go with an open mind. How about that? I'll do my best. Uh judging from these prices that open pocketbook. Sheesh. How much is cheap? Oh, how much are I taking? I don't know. I didn't
Starting point is 00:51:09 really look it up. I want to look it up. I didn't. I'd assume they're pretty gettable. When are we getting, where are they going to play? I don't know. This is giving Cedar Park. Yeah. Right. They're probably playing. Yeah. At the Dell
Starting point is 00:51:20 Diamond. **** I have to drive my kids. Oh, Round Rock. I don't want to do that. Why can't? Can we keep shit in Austin? I want to go to Texas Stars games and you're so far. Yeah, yeah. How do we even get on this? We're talking baseball.
Starting point is 00:51:37 We're talking Alabama. Yeah, dude, I will. If there's a Texas tailgaters representative listening, send us the concepts of your design. I'd like to see them. I want to see the concept of a plan that you have. Cause I, you could do something with that. That could be a big thing.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Dude, watch it be bigger than the Austin FC. Watch it like be like a bigger draw. That would be insane. Okay, here we go. Texas tailgaters at Savannah bananas in Houston, Texas. Let's see how long how expensive the tickets are. Their league is called the banana ball world tour. The upper level right now for the Houston game is for the cheapest ticket $237 each. What? Yes, for upper level standing room only. Where is this? This is in Houston on September 26th. I was going to guess like 15 bucks to get in.
Starting point is 00:52:33 I got breaking news. The Texas tailgaters are just they're already they've arrived and I'm looking at their logo. Yeah, they face the Savannah bananas. He's got a baseball on his tongs and he's got a hot dog on his grill fork. That's kind of sick. It's banana balls, newest team. It says the greatest pregame in sports. Interesting. Yeah, well my fucking pregame is your party. So let's see about that. Do they wear cowboy hats on the field? Okay, it's kind of sick.
Starting point is 00:53:01 That's kind of sick. Having fun Party animals don't try out for the tailgaters. Yeah, why not? I have the yips man. I can't watch You can't work either. No, that's not true. Oh, I can twerk you can twerk Oh buddy, you show the camera you can twerk right now. I'm not doing it in front of people for the cam I'm not doing that but just just believe that I can do it just know that do a handstand for the folks at home I can't do a handstand show us that Madden first look Have you seen Nick Cage is Madden?
Starting point is 00:53:37 Go ahead and do the zoom in process. Oh, I forgot that he was playing this Yes, Christian Bale's Al Davis. That's Christian Bale. He can just transform for what? He was Dick Cheney too. I bet you Nick Cage, even though it feels like a weird casting, is gonna just absolutely nail his man. Yeah, I mean, it's like everything Nick Cage does. Can you forget for, can you get into
Starting point is 00:54:05 the movies hard enough to where you forget that that's Nick Cage? Yeah. That is the test. I bet you he does a great job. It feels weird. Who's John Mulaney in the movie? He gained weight. I mean, like the pic is funny and people are laughing at it because it's Nick Cage, but like I think he's going to do a good job. Did that? That looks nothing like Christian Bale. That's wild. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Dude, that's a sick role. Al Davis would go on to have a son with the worst haircut. The worst haircut. Who gets to play him? The country. Who gets to play him? Oh man. What is he doing with that hair, man?
Starting point is 00:54:48 See, we're also getting a Spider-Man noir series with Nick Cage. Mike. No. Yeah, it looks sick. Really? Uh huh. Did y'all ever see Pig? No, I watched it. I think I watched it when I had COVID
Starting point is 00:55:06 and it was real, it's a, it's really good. It's very sad though. Is it? Yeah. I mean, it's not like the most sad movie, but it is sad. I think it would have done better if they called it something other than Pig. He was good in it, dude.
Starting point is 00:55:19 It was, it was not, it wasn't like Nick Cage in Wicker Man. Or, That's a pig. That's a pig. That's a pig. it wasn't like Nick Cage and I'm not sure I've seen this that so much back in the day. Oh my god. Oh Nick cage. What a guy. What a guy. Alright, let's do it. Let's go out this
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Starting point is 00:56:28 I usually am. I am also rocking the shorts right now, David. Wow. Would you like to show your shorts? I'll show mine. You can calm down there, Hoss. Okay. Oh.
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Starting point is 00:58:13 Just answer. All right. So I guess tomorrow, my weekend doesn't start, but tomorrow I am going to a little candlelight concert thing where it's going to be in a church and it's like, you know, strings and you know, instruments and all that. They're gonna be performing Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones stuff. I've been wanting to do this one for a while. I'm sure you've gotten an ad serve for you, like the candlelight stuff.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Have you guys seen that Instagram or whatever? We've talked about this before. Yeah. I'm familiar with it. They usually, it's just a bunch of covers like they'll have a Taylor Swift night, they'll have a Coldplay night, but this one Lord of the Rings in Game of Thrones, I've been wanting to do for a while. So I'm doing that tomorrow. David, Pascal, some like that. I don't know. So one on seventh downtown. Okay. So
Starting point is 00:59:00 doing that. Talks of maybe something Friday with Daniel. I don't know. Saturday also maybe a party with the sauce or that sounds like it's going to fall through. So I might go to y'all up boy to the concert, the pop punk emo cover band. So yeah, there's a lot of things floating out there may or may not do, but otherwise going to start preparing
Starting point is 00:59:24 for the move. When's the big move? So my roommate and his wife move out technically Memorial Day weekend, and then I am the weekend after that. Okay. I look forward to it. Dude, wait, I think I'm out of town that weekend. I wasn't asking you to help me.
Starting point is 00:59:43 I know, but I'm gonna be just. He'll be out of town, weekend. I wasn't asking you to help me. I know, but I'm gonna be just, He'll be out of town, man. He can't help you. Maybe I'll just give you a U-Haul for moving down, you know, one unit, one building in my complex and I'll just lock bread in it for like an hour. Oh man, I just, I'm gonna be gone. Dylan.
Starting point is 01:00:03 What? Your weekend. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Man man I got a pretty stacked one day actually starts you know what today's Wednesday but Parks has a playoff game today and another one Saturday I want to drink a lot of water really dude I've been talking to him all week about staying hydrated so that'll be fun yeah he's got a playoff game on Saturday, but Friday. I am stepping out going a little couples dinner includes my new actor friend. She'll be there.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Very Abraham. Yes, you guys are also this is everything about her. Yeah, we're got a little couples dinner. And I don't know where we're going yet. Actually, I've been left out of the planning completely, so that's fun. And then Sunday, I didn't get to see my mom for Mother's Day because of baseball. So I'm going to go. I think we're gonna head out to the ranch on Sunday. It's been some time with her.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Also, my brother-in-law, Kendall, is having a little graduation celebration down San Marcos Way that unless baseball conflicts with that on Saturday, I don't know what time the game is yet. I'm probably going down San Marcos Way on Saturday to celebrate him. So it's going to be a good one, man. And that's all I have, Dave. Love to hear it. What's he graduating from? What school? He's doing physical therapy. PT? Yeah, PT. PT, and he's been doing it. Maybe he can help your ass.
Starting point is 01:01:34 He's been in school for a long time, so this is exciting. Stop walking into the office, bitching about your bag. Get him to show you some stuff. PT actually rules. When I did PT for my shoulder last year, I kind of, I like, I weirdly enjoyed going. Yeah, it's good.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Everyone cares about that. Um, Hey, I wanted to give a shout out. We've got some, uh, some free patron members who just signed up. Um, and I'm going to shout you out. It's a new thing I'm doing. Laura. Welcome. William.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Welcome Sam. Welcome Brandon, CM Tanner, Gavin, Michael, Justin, Hunter. Welcome. Welcome to all of you guys. Now my weekend. Don't have a ton on the books. How about that? Um about that we do have our fine I think it's our final t-ball practice game situation Saturday morning thank God it's in the morning it's the final one so you know we're gonna have to do the playground right after and it's gonna be a real beating getting them out of there but a lot of fun get worn out go home we didn't go to dinner last weekend for mother's day we picked up i think that was well documented but maybe we've been wanting to do a match trip a little matt's family trip so we might do that do it a little off hour
Starting point is 01:02:56 on saturday or sunday and of course you got the pga got the highly controversial Quail Hollow course hosting. I'll be watching. It's a mage. You know, I'm gonna watch um I don't know. I'm trying to like get psyched up for it just because I need something. I've got my stars up three one on Winnipeg Hopefully we can go up there close the series out get a little bit of rest. But yeah, man Might finally start last of a season two I've just been avoiding it. I already know what happens and I'm just like man I just don't really know if I want to like watch that but I will eventually
Starting point is 01:03:37 So not a ton on the docket at the moment talks of something maybe Friday night We'll see sauce his party, which he texted about a few weeks ago and he came in yesterday said it might, I don't know why he say he might cancel it. What's the deal there? I just don't know if they've really put not much planning in. He said he needed to talk to his girlfriend about it. Brett and I are kind of in the camp that, you know. Don't just do it to do it. It's it seems like if we don't have a full plan out right now that it's probably not happening, but we'll see. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Well, fun times, fun week. We'll record a listener voicemails later. Again, if you sign up for your free week of patron or just sign up, just hop on, hit that $5 tier or that $10 tier, the lowest tier, the $5 tier that'll get you listener voicemails for sure. Or you can just go opt out for 10 and get everything, everything on Patreon. So try that.
Starting point is 01:04:32 But we will definitely see you next week. Anything else? We gotta run it back if you wanna do it. Run it back. It's not a long one. Of course, that's the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. The theory of relativity blows Dylan's mind. Yeah. the And finally, welcome to William, Lauren or Laura, Sam, Tanner, Gavin, Hunter, Michael,
Starting point is 01:05:07 and there are a couple other names that I missed. Stu. You kind of read them off quickly. Stu. Michael, Justin, Hunter. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
Starting point is 01:05:17 See you next week. And that concludes Run It Back. Bye bye. Bye. Bye!

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