Circling Back - Kate Middleton & Willy Wonka

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from Washed Media HQ in Austin, Texas. My name is Will DeFries to my left, David Roth. Randy, can you throw Exhibit A onto the screen? I told you we're doing it off the rip. Off the rip? Have you guys seen Kristen Cavallari's new bow? And can you tell me why it is a mix of the last Bachelor that we met and young dylan he does have he does have dylan-y vibes this is mark estes a tiktoker who's 24 i believe he's a certified snack says it right so that's i'll take that as a compliment his biceps look huge he's 24 he's way edgier than you how

old is she jay cutler not she's 37 she likes likes him young. Not good, bro. Damn. Young, dumb. Hey, cat it up. Good pull, man. She's our age, or my age, right? She is. Okay.

She is stunning. There's a difference. There's a difference between the class of 2005 and the class of 2003. He looks older than 24 to me. Well, it's because he looks like Dylan. Come on, man. And Dylan's 40. I mean, that's a that's good looking we somehow turned this handsome guy we're comparing you to into a an insult yeah were you guys team kristin or team lc i always liked lc for some reason but i i didn't like have like

i wasn't riding super hard for well actually that's not true uh early on lc as the years have passed definitely k-cap we'll see season one it was hard to not ride for lc because she was you know less annoying than kristin less like ridiculous than kristin but then kristin grew into herself a little bit you know she's fantastic yeah and like now now if you don't like kristin cavallari like you got to do some soul searching yourself got problems which cuts up to probably hosting a deep platform podcast outdoors stuff i don't know i don't know what he's up to so i every once in a while i'll go check out what the old laguna beach cast is doing he's probably dating a he's also probably dating

a 24 year old just rock it do everyone do it like deeter's up to any a bartender no no i was the one at south congress hotel oh yeah no that was justin bobby he wasn't from laguna beach he was from the hills i always get them mixed up yeah come on dude you guys come on get your head on straight there's a difference what david um jay cutler has been linked to Bobby Altaf. Really? No, I made that up. Oh, okay. That'd be funny, though.

That'd be tight. That'd be tight. That didn't seem like his type. He was the reason they split up. It wasn't Drake. It was just Jay Cutler. Please, no. Anyway, that's my um pop culture minute thanks yeah get this get this weird selfie off the screen his smile is just too perfect yeah you could have you could

have slid into her dms dog she doesn't want anything to do with me why she's dating mark estes yeah dude she's dating a 24 year old i'm too old for bars alone i'm too old he's 24 dude he's a tiktok guy think about the difference between you now and when you were 24 yeah you're pretty frat at both times i look better now than i did at 24 not to brag i probably do too yeah but like also like when you were 24 is a long time ago so like styles and stuff were different that's true yeah you were wearing parachute Brooks Brothers shirts. If you were born when you were 24, you'd be able to drive this year. She can't date a TikTok star. That's stupid.

She's a reality TV star. That's more chops than TikTok. Is it? Yeah. Sure about that? Well, dude, it's not just reality TV though, Dave. It was Laguna Beach. Elite reality television. Arguably reality. Scripted reality. that's that's

probably a fair point yeah if you go back and watch that it's much different than the reality shows these days where like they're much more casual like they're straight up just like they have sets set up they have their first ever party in the same hotel where sally and i got married they do a black and white party a lot of controversy surrounding who gets invited and i was watching it recently and i was like oh it looks just like the hotel oh yeah that makes sense we okay i was very happy about that but like what kids are throwing high school black and white parties at like luxury hotels high school not us not me no we were throwing uh field parties with keg shells that we stole we we

would we get a keg and bring it to under the bridge it was the name of our drinking spot just under an overpass like in a semi-wooded area it was sick didn't you call it lagoon beach wait why are you playing the joke like goon right okay yep it's like your goon cave right okay anthony ketis over here red hot chili peppers yeah under the bridge it's an under the bridge reference oh i don't know that i just know who he how many points i can't really talk uh based on how i did yesterday during uh do you know it but how many points did d get during the music segment yesterday? I did okay. You didn't even attempt to answer numerous. Right.

But for me, I did okay on the music part. I guess you're just going to have to tune in to find out. I'm music stupid. Y'all know that about me. I'm good at some things, some things I'm not. Hey, man. Music is one of them. Okay.

That's crazy because you sing so well. know thank you thank you for pointing that out it doesn't really check out it's a weird juxtaposition really yeah it's quite the conundrum not touching that one it's a conundrum yeah or conundrum that's how most people would say that what he said what literally what he said. What? Literally what he said. Ready for my intro. Ladies and gentlemen, the goon from Lagoon. The moment you've all been waiting for. Dylan Chivary.

That's good. I'll take that. That's a good intro. Got a text from our buddy Will over at Rowback. He's got my head spinning. He asked me a question about the Texas football roster. I'm trying to give him some good names. Got to be an NIL play, I would think.

Are you sure that's disclosable? Is the public going to be – like what are they going to do when they get this intel? Dude, they got to get Tavondre Sweat. What they're going to do is they're going to go to Roback.com and use promo code BACKER20 for 20 off he's he's off to the league damn they should have gotten him last year and then like sick and then like when he would sweat in the shirt he'd be like hold on what's going on that's good it's all moisture what's going on this is crazy damn

yeah yeah yeah i don't know i'm not i'm not too familiar with the depth chart outside of the big dogs there. I gave him some good names. Also some handsome guys. Guys who look good in a polo. A moisture-wicking polo, that is. They got Bijan when he was at Texas. I know. That's huge.

Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good pull. Real good pull. I see you in more of the ads, though. Well, a lot of people say that if you want to move moisture-wicking polos, you use Dylan instead of Bijan Robinson. Didn't you say you were trying to get your Bijan this weekend? Didn't you say you were trying to get a little mustard on that dog this weekend?

I didn't say either one of those things. Big dog. A little mustard on my dog.. A little mustard on my dog. Got a little mustard on my dog. Imagine a world where. Imagine a world. In a world where mustard's on Dylan's dog. Sorry.

Remember when the Pop-Tart went in the toaster and then came out like untoasted? I don't like where you're going with this, but yes, I do. Like imagine a world where there's like a halftime show and it's just a hot dog wearing a suit and there's just mustard like shooting out from cannons on either side of him or a big hot dog goes in like a like a makeshift grill like a big grill you lift it up and it's just a bunch of small edible ones that everyone could eat similar to the pop tart they all took pieces off of it like little snossages or just regular size hot i'm talking like a human size hot dog goes into the grill and out of the grill comes

the little guys like normal hot dogs we could have like we can have like 300 little smokies around just like yeah let's go little smokey play yeah once you see someone take some little smokies out of the groceries, you know you're about to get pigs in a blanket. You put some little smokies on a plate. I'm going to eat a couple. That's the thing about it. The Rasta Super Bowl party,

they just had like a slow cooker full of like barbecue sauce and little, what are they called? Snookies? Little smokies, dude. Smokies. What are you talking about? That's the Jersey version. I'm not kidding.

I ate like 14 of them. Yeah. Do you freak with pigs in a blanket david who does yeah who does yeah you told me you loved a pea and a bee can you stop can you stop pig in a blanket are moving quickly for dylan i don't know i never know what to dip my pig in a blanket in i never know whether to go ketchup or mustard brown mustard yeah you can go brown mustard sometimes i do a little uh like spicy mustard brown mustard usually spicy no but i'm thinking when i hear brown mustard i think of it being like a little

grainy yeah when i think of like that kind of spicy honey mustard i think of it being smooth you know i'm talking about. Come on, Randy. You're Midwest. You know your mustards. I don't know. Don't act like you don't know your mustards. I'm just doing a classic yellow and a ketchup,

and I'm mixing it together. So it's both, and I'm dipping it. Okay. I don't like that. That's bad. If I'm going to mix, I'm going... I don't know if what I'm about to say is going to go over well. If I'm going to mix, I'm going... I don't know if what I'm about to say is going to go over well. If I'm going to mix, I'm going ketchup and mayonnaise.

That's fancy sauce. You don't know fancy sauce? I know fancy sauce. What's fancy sauce? Just that? Yeah. What's McDonald's sauce? The secret sauce.

Isn't it mayonnaise, ketchup, and something else? A thousand mile? Thousand Island? What is it? Thousand Mile? Thousand Island? What is it? I would walk 10,000 miles to fall down at your door. I would walk 5,000 more. That's a lot of walking. Just to see the, what's the next word?

Be the man to walk 500 miles to fall down at your door. It's not like that. People get it. Benny and June? Was that the movie? That seems like a will to freeze, John. I've never even heard of this.

Is it a... But if it's up my alley, it's up my alley, baby. It's like kind of an early 90s cool grunge love story. I don't know, grunge. Is it a musical?

Alternative. I don't know. No, it's not a musical. Dylan hates musicals. Okay, because I don't want to show up to that theater and find out it not a musical. Dylan hates it. Okay, because I don't want to show up to that theater and find out it's a musical. I like to think that instead of the paper towels,

El Gliss would be jump-shotting hot dogs into a crowd. That's good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good. Jump-shotting hot dogs. Oh, Johnny Depp's in this movie. You can't jump-shot a hot dog too far. How far do you think you can punt a hot dog?

I could punt a hot dog, let's see, 20 yards, 60 feet. That's a low bar. You cannot punt a hot dog. Just the dog? The bun and the dog are going to separate once I punt it. Unless you tie them together. There's no way it's going 20 yards. Let's find the fuck out, David.

What did we do this with last time? Donut holes? A donut hole. Yeah. I didn't go very far. No, but you did throw one really hard. I did. I threw one about 500 feet.

Dylan, Benny and June is a 1993 American romantic comedy drama film released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer about how two eccentric individuals, Sam, Johnny Depp, and Juniper June

marry Stuart Masterson, find each other, and fall in love. Aidan Quinn also stars and it was directed by Jeremiah Chechik. Does that explain it? That's beautiful, bro.

I'm for sure going to go home and watch that tonight. The Proclaimers, I'm Gonna Be, that is the song that we, bro. I'm for sure going to go home and watch that tonight. The Proclaimers, I'm going to be. That is the song that we were singing. I'm going to be. This doesn't look good. Oh, Roger Ebert gave it three stars out of four.

We already brought up Do You Know It? It's a game show beyond the paywall. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Go find yourself some Randy hosting that little show for us. It was kind of a fun one yesterday. Like, I guess it was really fun. Felt like the cards were kind of stacked against me,

but you know, we will endure. Um, bit madness is upon us today is the technical technical last day of February when it's not a leap year. Happy February 28th to all who observe. How are you guys celebrating Leap Day tomorrow? Really just going about my business because I'll be standing on it.

Okay. But Bit Madness will be beginning probably next week, I guess. I think we've got a little while because much madness. Yeah, that's true. That's true. We usually wait a little bit. So at the end of the episodes when we do Bit Madness, we'll have a breakdown of the bracket that's put together by the listeners randy can you explain what's going

on right now i think we're doing some seating right now yeah we're doing some seating so if you go to reddit uh the circling back page on reddit there uh schwarzington has put together just kind of like a i guess quiz it is that he has all these bits together and then he just gives you two bits and you just do which one that you like the better and then you just keep going through until you're kind of like sick of it and just based on that he'll give us seedings on percentage and if you have a bit that you didn't see you can still comment on that thread uh to add something in and he might add it in too so we have bits in there add some more bits on reddit go vote and then uh brackets will be out

soon enough we should have a circling back page what are you talking about just kind of like a more um sultry kind of back page yeah oh very cool escorts things of that nature what if we started a porn site called Circling Backshots? I don't know, man. Maybe. Have you ever thought about it? No. I certainly haven't.

What if we started a basketball tournament called Circling Backboards? Okay. Everyone's just rebounding? Where's the term back pages come from? Is that like in that phone book? It would be like at the very back, all the escorts. I think so. I was too young in the years of phone books that I didn't know what they were.

Oh, here we go. Cool guy. Can we list our voicemails number in the phone book? It's like advertisement. You know what I mean? You got to think there aren't many phone books around anymore. Do they even make them? What do bodybuilders rip yeah what's the that's why they're bodybuilders are keeping phone books in production yeah dude they have squad when

they show up to your school yeah dude i have to rip them out squad that's right they show up and it's just like fuck i'm so stoked on these uh oiled up dudes can i give a fun of circling back meetup fundraiser please do so we have you have about a day and a half left folks uh the campaign will end tomorrow february 29th at midnight and you have until then to donate on behalf of your city to get a circling back meet up there. Again, all funds are going to St. Jude Children's Hospital. Washington

still in the lead by $990. Commanding. Commanding. Seattle's in second place. New York, Atlanta. And then it goes down from there. This thing is not over. I mean, there could be a lot of movement this last 24 hours. I have a question about the donations and the final moments.

Does the Fundly platform that we're utilizing, does it cut it off or are you going to have to monitor it? Because if somebody gets a $2,000 donation in at 12.02, it shouldn't count. I believe they cut it off. off okay that money should still go to saint jude but i'm just saying for purposes of if you if you miss don't miss a deadline but if you do if you want to donate like we can still make that happen some way but try to get it in before

before that window closes tomorrow at midnight uh should be an exciting final day, I would imagine. Meet me at midnight. Right. Some big dog from Madison might be like, you know what, fuck this, or come into my town and just drop a stack. Sitting there donating when you... Sorry. No, let him cook. And we will put the link in the description Of the bio Of this episode

The description of the bio Is that what I said? Yeah The description In the bio Hashtag link in bio Just in the description We won't describe the bio

There's no bio Dude just tell them about it There's no biography We won't describe the bio We'll just put the link there Sometimes I have trouble With auto bio versus bio I'm like wait

Which one's by the actual Okay You get it There'll be a link somewhere, wait, which one's by the actual? Okay. You get it. There'll be a link somewhere. You'll find it. It's in the description of the episode. Thank you. There's no link in bio.

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slash men and enter promo code circling. Again, that's Nutrafol.com slash men promo code circling. Got some concerns overseas, boys. What's going on? What's going on over there? How long did it take you guys to fall in the Kate Middleton rabbit hole? Or did you fall into the Kate Middleton rabbit hole? When I started seeing and or hearing rumors of BBL. That's the best rumor.

I didn't fall in, but I kind of looked over at the rabbit hole. I was like, okay, there's some stuff in there. I fell in yesterday, but I really got stuck in it last night. About 10 o'clock last night, I started just being on Twitter a little too aggressively, and I was like, okay, yeah, I'm going to go to every single tweet thread about Kate Middleton right now and read every single response. How long does it take one to recover from a BBL? Three to four months, it says, to completely recover.

But, like, you're not just sitting in bed the entire time, right? No. I think it's just, like, you probably don't want to wear a thong for a couple months. You probably use a walker for a little bit, you know, until your stuff settles in. You can start using your butt, you know, fully. I just don't know if she's getting a bbl like the internet's alleging what does it mean to use your butt fully can you imagine if a member of the royal family shows up with just just a domber fat ass just a fat

doesn't pippa have a wagon low-key it's i wouldn't say i wouldn't it's not wagon territory but it's it's a nice it's a nice back you're the pippa guy dude i love pippa have you dm'd him then you're not a pippa guy okay oh she's getting oh we can't do it that would be so funny okay that was actually the 12th of september okay i'm gonna read you guys a little timeline right now okay all right fuck really thought i was getting the theme song for Touching Base right now. A conspiracy podcast beyond the paywall. September 12th of last year, the Princess of Wales reveals a finger injury that she allegedly suffered while trampolining with her children. Seems fine.

Okay. The 5th of October, the Princess of Wales still has two fingers bandaged together. Okay. She broke some fingers. Pretty common treatment. December 22nd, an official Italy trip is announced for the Duke and Duchess of Wales, scheduled for early 2024. Christmas.

The Duchess of Wales and her children are last seen at the annual walk to Christmas services at Sandringham. I assume that's where they spend their Christmases. December 28th. An ambulance with a police escort leaves Sandringham.

Sandringham? I don't know. Where the royal family spends Christmas every year. January 6th. Dylan, your favorite day. Stop. Several UK gossip rags

report that apparently the Waleses have furious rose arguments. They throw things and he is a shouterer has a temper and throws tantrums on the 17th of january kensington palace claims the princess of wales had not uh had a not cancer related abdominal surgery the day before and will be in recovery till early april prince william visited her on January 18th. And then things just kind of go south from there. They start to have on January 28th,

a Spanish journalist claims that the princess of Wales is in a coma, citing an unnamed palace source. A coma? A coma, Dylan. It's not a coma. It's not good. And so like like ever since then people have been like really trying to figure this out but even though like kensington palace has responded to all this they haven't actually like just posted a photo of her which seems like you could just do that uh as someone pointed out they they showed a photo of uh a philip before he died and they were like if they

can let this thing get on the internet why can't we just see a photo of kate middleton sounds like she's gone girl it's a callback give me a point so what did i need it other than the bbl which is probably not the case what are some other uh theories that are being tossed around that she's in a coma that's it um that i don't know like it's just like there's a lot of just questioning everything. Just where they are. I don't know. Maybe she's in Peru.

Do it on an ayahuasca journey or something. I mean, here's the thing, man. Maybe. It's possible. How do you just have her be completely out of the spotlight right now? Has anyone made the – what's David Miscavige's wife's name? Shelly. Has anyone made a shelly reference yet

yeah she's been missing since september 2007 a long time that's a long time i don't mean to laugh off the grid i don't mean to laugh but uh it's that's a long time i don't think we're gonna find her her last public appearance was at her father's funeral january 2007 okay is anyone investigating this dude i don't i it's so bizarre church has said she's accounted for we're good oh we're gonna take your yeah we're taking the wall i mean yeah they're not sketchy at all they're tax-free okay who's that to tell the truth oh she's here we just don't want to show her to y'all like the royal family doesn't have a great track record when it comes to dismissing uh you know future shelly muscavige queens you can't find a recent picture of shelly muscavige what like who are you referring to

lady die shelly might be gone yeah i think shelly's dead some dark stuff when you think about she must have known too much they got rid of her they just like she's out she's gone she out of here you know who's a scientologist right michael pena who's that he's the the the good cop in Narcos, Mexico. Oh, is he really? Really? No way. Since like 2002. Oh, he's also in Eastbound.

Yeah. He's the Mexican baseball team owner. He's funny. He's great. He's Kiki. Claire Danes. Yeah, Kiki Camarena in Narcos. Yeah.

Great. All-time name. Kiki Camarena is a great name. Rest in peace. That's disappointing. Some argue may have been set up by the CIA. Like, if you're a high-powered individual in the Church of Scientology, you have to at least start asking, like, so, okay, like,

what's going on with Shelly? Where's Shelly? Yeah, is Shelly going to make an appearance here? Oh, don't worry. She's accounted for. Yeah. Oh, really? I'm meeting with all the elites right now,

and I'm not seeing Davidid's wife here hey man i haven't seen her in like 15 years there's just an empty seat at the table everywhere they go is he just making excuses before every group dinner like oh she's not feeling well her stomach hurts yeah thing babysitter canceled i'm just gonna come i don't want you guys to have to like eat alone maybe she's just binge watching yellowstone dude she could be if you google her name and go to images there's there's not a recent picture it's just binge watching Yellowstone. Dude, she could be. If you Google her name and go to images, there's not a recent picture. It's just, it's wild. Yeah, they didn't have iPhones when she disappeared.

Oh my God. Well, they did. They just had the first iPhone. The iPhone came out. Uno. Holy shit. It had one megapixel on that camera. That's so weird.

Maybe. I don't know if that's good or bad. How many megapixels is lit? I don't know. Oh, thanks, dude. Guy wants us to get a new camera yeah i don't know if i feel like you're the camera guy i feel like you should know this randy no i don't know every camera i have concerns about our video department if we don't know megapixels

i don't know what's happening to kate dude i'm worried that bbl is gonna be hitting though when she finally pops up. They need to do another season of The Crown if shit's popping off like this. We had the queen die very suddenly. We have Prince Charles getting the throne and within a year getting diagnosed with cancer, which is like, I saw someone say something like, can you imagine prepping your entire life to become king? And then within a year, you find out that you potentially have pretty bad cancer. Why are his fingers so fat?

Heavy as the head that wears a crown. It's a disease, I think. Oh, sorry. No, I mean, his fingers look like shit. All I'm going to say is- You can make fun of the king of England. He'll be fine. Okay.

The Toby Key thing backfired. You can understand I'm a little gun shy right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to say it. I get it. Might need to see the booty. Of Kate? Dude, if she emerges from this and she isn't missing for as long as shawley miscavige is it's gonna be lit to see her first public

appearance holy fucking what's she rocking to show that dumper off i don't know like a tasteful like victoria's secret like sweatshirt short things i don't i don't know man maybe some some cutoffs. Her first appearances in volleyball shorts. Some Daisy Dukes. Be like, um, okay. I hope she's okay. Well, yeah, I do too.

I liked her. I thought she was one of the good ones. I hope she didn't get miscavaged. She seems kind of entertaining. She doesn't say a whole lot, right? I don't know. I don't really follow the royal family like i used to you're the guy no i'm not the guy i'm definitely close to the american course i'm not the guy anymore i unfollowed town and country across all social media so i don't i

don't get my regular updates how did you not write a column about that i did this long ago okay they did all they did all they were doing around the coronation was reporting about the coronation coronation coronation are you in southern living now yeah dude i should get in southern living yeah i'm downsizing that's okay scientology man it intrigues me so much maybe a little too much i just like i can't believe people people do this there's a new they just got the new church of scientology in austin where is it i don't know the old one was on hancock i think they redid it i was just saying they just rebuilt yeah do you know how many scientologists are in austin per the report that i read 44 there's no way not 4400 just 44 44 it's got to be at least triple ditch

i mean convincing 44 people to join your cult seems like a solid pull. Is Hancock... I thought there was one on the drag. I've never seen that one. Or is that the Mormon church? I've never seen that one. I know they're different. I thought there was something right there on... The one on Hancock was very unassuming.

It's just a building in a strip center that said, like, Church of Scientology on it. Well, the Scientology stuff is all a real estate play, isn't it? They can just snatch up all this real estate tax-free and like deal with that i think that's like part of it kind of like china what they're doing that's smart if you can do it man if you can pull it off being at the tax exemption is buying up shit how does that work exactly explain that you don't pay taxes it helps the economy you're exempt from paying taxes is what that really yeah that's what that means yeah in layman's terms yeah don't pay them even brothers went under

why is tom layman talking about taxes he was team sweat boy well this sweaty fucker i met him one time he was a sweaty fucker he had tan too look great if you you can offset the sweat by being tan as fuck tan guys get away with sweat yeah because it's like oh he's looking at his tan he's in the sun all the time like of course if you're if you're pasting sweating it's like are you fucking okay so you gotta get outside more how much did you drink last night like i didn't drink at all i'm just pale it's so dude it's so true you gotta have a little tan if you're gonna be a sweat boy otherwise you just look like you sit inside all day sitting sideways yeah sure i don't know if that correlates some chicks uh some chicks dig a tan guy's little

swamp ass is that a thing yeah like a little stank on it i don't think that's accurate i'm done being insecure about swamp ass just on the way on the golf course i'm gonna be clear that's only on the golf course if i'm a little wood rose and i see a little strip forming, I'm probably Ubering home and not talking to anybody. Bye-bye. I had some powder blue Brooks Brothers shorts that I wore in college. And one time I was like – I like looked at them from behind in the mirror. I was like, oh, I wonder how long I've just been this guy. We're at a bar in July and Will just disappears at 4 o'clock.

Like, where will Will go? You know where I am. Oh, okay. You know where I am. There's got to be a name for that. That's not quite the Irish goodbye. It's got to be like the what's the sweaty is changing his drawers one time i one time i was sweating at a fourth of july party and i was like i got to go to the

bathroom and like wipe my face off i can't stop sweating it's just dripping everywhere go in there's no mirror in the bathroom so i just take some paper towel and i just do one of these like wipe my face i go back out to the party and this girl looks at me and she goes what's all over your face and it just had like little parts of the paper go back out to the party and this girl looks at me and she goes, what's all over your face? And it just had like little parts of the paper towel like stuck to my fucking face. Like, cool. Cool.

There was an episode of Robin Big where Big, he had a problem with swamp ass and he made what he called a man pond. See, dude.

Oh, come on. I would never get to that level, but I understand those who do. I'm not going to fault someone for trying to remedy that hey what if roback just made some undies with their moisture moisture fabric i'd wear it patagonia doesn't make their uh old school capoline boxers anymore roback could easily make something

comparable with just their moisture wicking stuff i'd wear i need to cop fritz a little dude polo from roback using backer 20 probably a few i can give you yeah i need that sounded condescending i want him to floss no dude i'm all about dude vintage clothes from dorn are you kidding dude dude that's so frat can we have them make a frat polo park says a few that he's outgrown dude let's have him make a frat polo what what like what does that look like like with letters on it yeah i don't know if you could just do that no with like should we make like a circling back like a shirt like a keg and a paddle and a solo cup yeah some uh like nut huggers and shit like that yeah some zero inch

inseams yeah yeah they can make that just a random rainbow flip-flop that smells university bar hat some sparrows that have never been washed that people are like dude please don't sit next to me in this class one line of cocaine that you have to like search the entire shirt for just one okay just one sure sure do you think anyone did cocaine at the willy wonka experience what if we did cocaine at the will Wonka experience? What if we did cocaine at the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow? This is so devastating. Like, how do you rebound from this if you're like the team that put this together? Does everyone get fired and like no one ever gets to work in event planning ever again? Do we have images of like what they sold it as?

Do we have images? What type of print? Put these images up, Brady. I want to see... YouTube.com slash Circulate back. Do you have like the one that they sold it with, like the AI image?

I can get it really quick. Well, these ones are definitely worth... This is not AI. This looks like... This looks like they got a bunch of like frat dudes to like, they're like,

hey, throw a... Here's your budget. Your budget's like 12 grand. Can you put together like a Willy Wonka theme party? I've seen better looking basement parties at fraternity houses than what they did at this. This is true shit. This is a truly terrible, terrible thing. So I assume this is all to promote the new Willy Wonka movie.

Starring Timothee Charlemagne, the god. I think this... Or do you think this is just like a one-off like hey we're tapping into walk of fever over here they're tapping in because this can't be sanctioned the ai image in this tweet that's linked here like no one thought this was like a real thing right it looks it doesn't it looks like a poor ai image but like the thing is like now with all these immersive experiences like the van gogh exhibit and stuff like that, that stuff looks pretty cool in photographs. And if you see a photograph of something, you got to assume it's at least going to be, like, somewhat close. This is insane, though.

This looks like a Disney thing that they, like, it's a small world that was redone in 2023. Which is sick. You can't just have a pop-up in Glasgow. I don't know if you've ever been to Scotlandotland it's pretty modest place i have not have you seen willie wonka of course okay why are there so many remakes the old one i haven't seen any of the new ones i never saw the johnny depp one i will see this new one i hear it's okay the one with uh the guy with the pointy chin yeah charlamagne it's worth knowing that the um the unknown actually the um the evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls he's not actually in the movie in fact he was uh just a character apparently chad gpt made up

as they did with the script did you watch the interview or did you watch the video that he put up did you watch the interview or the thing that he put up? No. Dude. So they hired this dude to be Willy Wonka. And he was like, that was my first red flag. Like, why would you hire me to be Willy Wonka? As he said, I look more like an Oompa Loompa, but not even like a main player Oompa Loompa.

I should be in the background. I should not be Willy Wonka at this exhibit. He's selling himself a little short maybe but then he was like they gave me a 15 page monologue to remember and said i had to memorize this entire thing and so he like memorized like this huge chat gpt generated monologue about this stuff and then he starts going into like the unknown the enemy of this thing that doesn't exist in the willie walkie universe has never existed and chat gpt just came up with it what that's so lazy about chat gpt is this a bigger bust than day rage they're like people paid money for this the poster whatever they called it's like just pinned to the wall there yes it's real

poorly yes they bought that on like terra toys.com yeah it's so bad dude i did they get a camel these boys are so fucked looks like it's in like a like a private like uh airplane hangar or something what is this this is the event center in san marcos yeah this is you can rent this out for like 250 you're gonna go you're gonna put a deposit down you're not getting it back you're gonna send the pledges there in the morning to clean up they're gonna do a shitty job this is so fucked into your way there's some lady who lives in glasgow and she's now doing a go fund me and collecting money so that she can put on an experience that is more like what the ai generated stuff was and people are donating to it but now now people are like, don't donate to this.

You don't need that. Just go see the movie. There's three versions of the movie. It's okay. You're saying people are going to go to Fyre Fest too. Can you imagine paying 30 pounds, I think they are quantifying this in, like for this?

It's like 45 bucks. Kids were given one jelly bean and a cup of lemonade. One jelly bean? Can you imagine going to a chocolate factory and leaving with a jelly bean and lemonade? Fuck off. Yeah, where's the chocolate? The unknown took it all into the walls. It's so lazy.

It lives in the walls. Okay. For that much money i would expect like chart like the river and shit you know i want something moving in there well i think this if you the bottom right one here like this looks like an actually good piece if they did all the uh stuff like this and that's the chocolate river right i agree i agree like those that actually looks like it has potential and could go somewhere. It's not good, though. That big old gummy bear is pretty cute.

Is there just a random bounce house? Yeah. Okay. Rhodes' birthday was way more lit than this, Dave. Straight up. Remember Parks had the big dinosaur? That was sick. That was sick.

That was so sick. That's much better than this. Yeah. I would have been more excited to pay $30 to go to that giant blow up thing you had. Fritz had a margarita machine. Yeah. He was turning off. Yeah.

Thought about charging a cover. It's frat. Yeah, I like the idea that Kate Middleton somehow involved. You think they had to reallocate the the funds from from this event just your security detail yeah is this a picture of her no that is a very very that is so bad this girl is never going to recover she looks thrilled to be there so sad she's already well known over. Can you imagine how well-known she is in Glasgow right now? It's not ideal. That's a bad science experiment.

There's just a bunch of beakers, not even a Bunsen burner. She looks like she's making meth. I saw some Let's Cook memes going around. This is a meth play. This is bad. This is not 99% pure. This is a meth play. This is bad. This is not 99% pure. Now that I'm a father, I imagine sending Fritz into a situation like this. And if I saw her standing there, I'd be like, yeah, I'm not going to stray too far.

Yeah, I don't want my kid talking to her. I definitely don't want my kid near the unknown. I don't want my kid going into the walls. No. No. So like, does he? Okay, okay i gotta dig into this more the unknown is it like he lives in the walls like mcconaughey an interstellar situation where he's like in like the fourth dimension the cupboard the cupboard and he's just watching shit and then he just pops out time to time like ah i think it's more like a bruno situation We don't talk about Bruno. We don't talk about Bruno.

Okay. Not the bike. Yeah, the bike. The Disney movie. That bike better not be a part of this immersive experience. Bruno from Encanto. You know what we're talking about, Dylan? I do, Dave.

Yeah. If they did Harry Potter and they just did that in Scotland, you don't really even have to do much. It just kind of feels like that. Oh, I've seen the photo, Will. this is the first time i've seen the guy willie wonka this is not good no it doesn't he and no offense to him he does he's right about his assessment he does look more like an oompa loompa he looks amazingly scottish though yeah that's what you want when we were in edinburgh it felt like we were in a harry potter film the

entire time it was great i've never seen seen Harry Potter and it still sounds sick. I know. Actually, I legitimately want to go to Harry Potter World in Florida. Let's go. Like, real bad. I'm excited for Fritz to be old enough.

Let's not bring the kids. Let's just go. Just go to Harry Potter World and vibe. Let's do a fucking meet up there. It's just a Willy Wonka guy. That's Willy Wonka. Yes, it's him.

Do they have a Swingers on Main version of uh harry potter world hmm probably harry thoughter mmhmm okay

so i haven't thought about this you know if they could if they did this like um so you know we got firefest 2.0 oh yeah if they run this back and i lived in scotland i might be interested in going just to see how shitty it could possibly be i do kind of think that the person that was in charge of this might need to do a little jail time

like a week did people get refunded or anything or is it i don't know if they're getting refunded or not i don't think they are i would request one i'd probably flag that on my my amex bill this lady she looked like she got high in her own supply she did she ate too many gobstoppers yeah be careful she might turn into one based on what we know about this factory i want it now do you read the book no i heard you read like part of it and stopped i read the book? No. I heard you read like part of it and then stopped. I read the whole thing. I liked Roald Dahl. I didn't know there was a book.

That's a fun fact about me. There's a Willy Wonka book. It's crazy that I'm the first person to ever start a book and not finish it. It is weird, yeah. I did that a lot in high school. I don't believe people that read like a book a week. I never had that problem when I was reading those nudie magazines you were sending me. You're reading the whole thing? Cover to cover, dude.

Cover to cover. A lot of film. I was at the Billy Madison just had a nudie magazine day. Yeah, that's nice. Nice to know exactly what day it's coming. He just goes down to the mailbox and he knows inside of that mailbox, it's not going to be bills. And if there are bills, it doesn't matter.

You're a trust fund kid. It was just nude magazines. It's a good life. You can get it. Really? Then Norm MacDonald and that other dude just come over and hang out by the pool. Did Playboy back in the game with the nudity? They stopped for a minute.

Yeah. Do we have a PR nightmare though? I think ever since Hef died, I don't think it's been good. Ever since they went after TFM for like 50, whatever it was. They stuck TFM for a little bit, yeah. Good for them. That's when you knew they weren't doing well, when they were just tracking down people. If you go to TotalFrapMove.com, there's an article and they're using a Playboy photo in it.

And I want to email them and be like, if you only knew how much tfm originally had to they just like reverse google search all their pictures and like find out where they were there's a company companies just with copyright attorneys that's all they do that's so lame yeah for a company like playboy i understand why they'd be aggressive but like they're desperate they were desperate at that time they had to be their funny thing is the guy who wrote that one is now, we don't have to shout him out. A nude model. A nude model.

No, he's a lawyer. He's a lawyer, yeah. Shout out to him. There are a lot of fit bods in those photos. That is true. Yep. You're right. Definitely some fit bods in there.

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That's F-I-T-B-O-D.M-E. Put my man Zuck up on that screen! Zuck gets a lot of play on this program well dad dude when you're on a heater like he is he's so locked in right now he does not care about anything other than just being alpha dude the grind never stops the will to keep learning becoming better to be a little part of every subculture there is like he's just tapping into everything that's awesome though he should buy vice just why they're the kings of like random subcultures that's true but if you're loaded don't you want like the don't he's probably really you know ruining a lot of things on the political landscape and stuff like that anyway but don't you want like the richest dude in the world going out and doing random shit and trying

to find his purpose in life rather than like him i'm glad he's just not going to space at all times you know you know what good point go make a katana dude good point i can go get a get go get a micro niche hobby and enjoy yourself he does have he does have a suspiciously large layer in hawaii i just love how everything he does while he's doing he's doing like you know pretty cool shit he still makes it look really nerdy yeah just love how everything he does while he's doing he's doing like you know pretty cool shit he still makes it look really nerdy yeah video yeah swings everything he does yeah i would like to see his golf swing honestly his baseball look how he's holding that thing that's not how you do it i get that he's worried because the uh the sword master's hand is is fairly close but

man that looks bad it does it does look bad let's see your katana stroke dude is he forging too i bet you it's much better than that shit he's trying to forge dave the guys the guys like you know do it like this uh it's all about tempo you're supposed to be in a rhythm he's not in the rhythm they're in a rhythm dude look at them they're going together now he's if he was at the fair and he had to do the sledgehammer game there's no way he's hitting the bell you know what i mean The other video that he put up, I think it's more hilarious because I'm sure it's showing how sharp the sword is,

but without knowing what he's actually chopping down, it's impossible to actually see. It looks like a corn cob. He's also rocking some shoe warehouse Nikes with some jeans. He just looks so unathletic at all times when he does this shit it's the nerd gene dude you can't shake the nerd gene is way too strong with this guy he can't just like brian johnson himself out of being a nerd that's not how it works true

he can't shake it no this this might change my take on whether you could actually fight him and win in the cage no money in the world going to get rid of that nerd gene. You know I could take him. Is that what you're trying to say? I mean, I thought maybe with his jiu-jitsu experience and some light training, he would have you. But, man, I just have no faith in his ability to throw a punch. Just seeing him swing a sword or a sword. Yeah, we know he got in shape and he did some training.

But have you seen him throw a punch yet? Is that on video i've seen all i need right here can you run that back for me randall i just done no no oh zuck if you how's that the video you post you rich little fuck yeah i'd like to see the other vids that didn't make the cut is that that's not the sword he made though right how do you know forged by fire you can't swing another man's sword can you not you can cross swords at all i don't know well maybe maybe you think it's possible you ever made a sword i've never made a sword i haven't had the opportunity to make a sword. I would love to, though. Not as much as Randy wants to.

If we get our Katana sponsor. Oh, that's a great one. Oh, yeah. Randy's just drooling over there. You do have sword guy energy. Yeah, I want a sword very bad. Do you have nice cutting knives in your kitchen? No.

I feel like you could really get into that. Not much of a chef, but I would be a warrior. So you want to kill people, but you don't want to make food. Not much of a chef, but I would be a warrior, he says. A little creepy. The Last Airbender. These shoes are funny, too. The Last Airbendy.

That's good. Comedy point. Thank you. Take that one. That Netflix show is getting roasted by the fan bases anyways have you guys seen the shogun show on uh fx i'm gonna start it it's getting real good reviews really i think your boy might dip his toe in just saying what's uh what's it about hard to say looks like there's a dude in a prison

okay looks like a white dude in a prison is it epstein it's not epstein um i don't know if he's killed with all the cameras off but i haven't watched the series yet so it could happen like that premiere today i don't know does anybody have the brett epstein didn't kill himself video on their phone? It's somewhere. I need to find that. It's somewhere. I think about that every now and then.

Shout out Micah's sexual couch. It's a nice couch. A lot of good times there, especially during COVID. Can we talk about Wendy's? Yeah. What are they doing? I don't like this, man. Why would you?

Most people don't. I don't understand why you would ever talk about this. I've always just assumed that fast food places have different prices in different geographic areas just based on the local economies. Is that not the case? Well, like if that – I've always assumed it was the case. So why would you need surge pricing? Just raise it and like make a – your square cheeseburger, make it $10 in New York and make it $3 in rural Alabama. But this isn't about where they're geographically located, right?

It's about the times they're the busiest. There's no way I'm going to go to a place that raises their prices during their busy time. No. The fact that I'm willing to wait is like showing my brand loyalty. I'm not paying extra. If I go at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday, is it going to be lower than like typical retail price? Or is it just a baseline than regular price? That's a great point. Dave, were you about to bring up beer exchange?

Is that what it was? Yeah. Beer exchange, yeah. Where it was, yeah, surge pricing on beers. And it was like, well, I'm always going to, I'm not. I'm going to choose the cheapest beer. Especially at the point in my life when those beer exchange places were popular i was always going to order the cheapest beer they had i didn't care if it was a blueberry sour they had a live

ticker like above the bar yeah it's fresh it's kind of always like okay kind of a fun concept until you're there you're like wait i just want to drink a beer this why is this yingling cost me 16 because those two guys in the corner just ordered one? Yeah. Do you get locked in if you start a tab and you start drinking Yingling? Are you locked in at that price for the rest of your tab? I don't think I ever spent much time there. I think I was in there one time.

I went there once. You know what's a great experience? When you don't realize that you're at happy hour and then you get the tab and you're like, oh shit, it's happy hour. That's good. That's good shit. It happened the other day and I was like, oh, awesome. Just saved $3 a drink.

What's the most you would spend for the spicy chicken sandwich? Assuming you're very hungry. If I'm very hungry, I would spend, I don't know, $13, $14 on it. Just for the sandwich. It's a damn good sandwich. It's a good sandwich. It's not huge. Currently, the spicy chicken sandwich is $5. and 79 cents yeah i'm not going over six i'm not going over i'm not going over eight

dollars just because i know that i can go somewhere in austin and get a bomb ass chicken sandwich hattie bees opens up today dude i'm sure it won't be overloaded with people if this model like catches on it's gonna really stink man yeah but i don't eat at fast food places enough at this point to like care it might not be just fast food no it's already very difficult unless you go to the place across the street to get a lunch under ten dollars flavia's kitchen on sophomore the biggest meal you'll get for under ten dollars and it's really good it's so good good, dude. I dream of it. And you can swing by, say hi to the boys while you're there.

Hey, tell them Dave sent you. She's going to be like, who's Dave? He's the guy who called you a couple times. Dave calls her. Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot you got her number, dude. What a call guy. They just shoot the shit on the phone.

Yeah, she's usually like, I'm cooking. I got to go. I'm like, all right, well, see you later. All right. I love Flavia, man. It is pronounced Flavia, by the cooking. I got to go. I'm like, all right, well, see you later. All right. I love Flavia, man. It is pronounced Flavia, by the way. I asked her. I know.

You started saying it Flavia, and so I looked up how you pronounced that name on Google, and I told you it, and you ignored me. And then I was like, all right, I guess I'm just going to let him keep doing it. Why did you want to put Italian stank on it? No, that's- Oh, Flavia. That's Spanish stank. You always put emphasis on weird syllables and words. No, that's Spanish stank.

The second to last syllable gets the emphasis unless there's an accent mark. I'm pretty sure that's... Don't call it Spanish stank. He said Italian stank. I'm Italian. Okay, but she's... Apologize. She's Latin.

Look at the camera right now. I've seen his 23Ds. He's Italian. I know what I'm doing here, all right? I know a little something about Spanish. Listen to this dial back. Rainey gave me a nod of affirmation over here. No, he was giving a nod of affirmation

that you always mess up your syllables and you put weird emphasis on syllables. Yeah, I do. You talk with so much emphasis. Shout out to Flavia. Major shouts, dude. What'd you get yesterday?

I got a burrito. And here's the thing. I didn't order the plate, and so she just gave me the burrito, but I didn't have the heart to tell her that I wanted some rice and beans. Hey, and while you're there, go stop by Wham Bam. They might just give you some shit to take home. Two days in a row, they've got something free from the bagel place. What's going on?

We're cooking over here. It's great. Who's ordering this? Some guy ordered it and got impatient and walked off his order. I'm like walking out with two coffees, one for myself, one for Willie. He goes, hey, do you want this bagel sandwich, bacon egg? I'm like, um. He's like, yeah.

Guy got mad that I was like baking other people's coffee and he just left it. I was like, yeah, I do. Boys ate it. The boys split it up. I had a quarter left it. And I was like, yeah, I do. Boys ate it. The boys split it up. I had a quarter of it. It was really good. A woman in Ireland lost more than $800,000 in an injury lawsuit

stemming from a car crash after photos showed her launching a Christmas tree during a post-holiday competition and winning the event. I got questions about this competition. We need more of those. What is she doing? This is a great competition.

Yeah, like situation aside, I kind of love this idea. She's really getting after it in this picture. Yeah. I'd like to know what the rest of her yoga pants say. There's a very – it just says, I just can't something. I think it just says that. So she's like, that's goblin mode. Those are goblin pants, yeah.

What was- I just can't. I just can't. Like, I don't know what I got, but no. I'm going to not change today. Yeah, this is great. I mean, what was the prize here? I see that she has a plaque,

and she won the Irish International Tree Throwing Competition Overall Ladies Winner. Nothing, like, she's hurling this thing, just spitting in the face of, like, her disability payments. Yeah, you can't go up to 800k by the way pretty good yeah pretty good i was watching some show i don't remember what it was like a 60 minutes type show where this dude got a house built for him because he was like disabled and then like someone with a

camera like showed up later on and and he was fine like he was walking around like doing chores at his house it wasn't a wheelchair anymore and then they took the camera like hey what's going on here man and he ran inside real quick did he get the wheelchair and uh he got like in a lot of trouble for they built him a fucking house because he lied about a disability remember extreme home makeover oh yeah they just raised the value of the home so much that families had to move because they couldn't afford the taxes. It's so fucked up. Well, that's a really nice house.

Thank you. Like, they'd be building the house and they'd get all, like, the community buy-in and then Ty would be like, no, I'm working on Ty's special project for the next three days. And it'd be like a fish tank. They build those houses in, like, 36 hours, too.

It's crazy. Yeah, it was crazy. You gotta question the integrity of some of the structures that they built. True. P did that i don't know based on based on the place that i've recently moved into and how how quickly i think they uh redid this place i'm finding a lot of things where i'm like yeah cut some corners yeah probably i think you painted over something here that wasn't supposed to be painted over some unlicensed subs on the deal. Okay. Well, that's tough. That's sad.

But she's giving it quite the heave-ho. Maybe she could just make a living doing that. She's going to have an OnlyFans in two weeks. What is that, a Fraser Fur? Toss salad and squam. That's more like an origin spruce. Dude, dude, dude. Raider tree, bro.

Well, no tree skirt, clearly. No lights, no ornaments. It is airborne.illard Raider tree, bro. Well, no, no tree skirt. Clearly no lights, no ornaments. It is airborne. Uh, it is a real tree. However, so there's no automatic one point deduction.

Uh, I'll give it a 2.8. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. Not that bad. Is it time? I'm gonna catch a tank.

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What you doing this weekend? I got some exciting stuff happening this weekend. I'm playing golf, which is something I don't do too often. I'm sorry, dude. So you're going to be in a bad mood starting. Why is Dave tucked in? He's doing the rowback read. He's different, dude.

Wow, dude. Are you kidding? Get that dumper out of here. Maybe you're the one that got the BBO. Look at this guy. I can't. Yeah. I didn't know you were that thick.

Anyway, I'm playing golf Friday. Two of my friends are turning 40. And so we're celebrating by doing a three-team, 15-person scramble at Great Hills Country Club. And I'm pretty excited. That sounds so fucking awesome. It's going to be fun. I love scrambles anyway.

I love when you're playing with five people in a scramble. Dude, it's gonna be like i love scrambles anyway i love when you're playing with five people in a scramble dude it's gonna be it's gonna be a good time plus me someone who's not playing very well right now a scramble is like that's that's the dream you're still gonna turn in like a 40 here's the question the weather should be perfect are you ubering to the course i don't know you can't drive home after a 40th birthday scramble. I know. There's going to be so many beers floating around, dude. Dude, yeah. Have you plugged in your Bluetooth speaker? Not yet.

It's going to be a situation. Have you downloaded your Tropical House playlist? Not yet, Will. Do you have any Lucy, Raider Rock? You already know the answer. Have you marked your balls yet? I've never done that in my life. Have you cleaned off the club face of your wedges

dude i downloaded the jet app i did you finally did i think that's funny yeah i do it's not funny dude yeah i think it's pretty funny no because all your boys gonna be like all right we're making have they already made the teams uh i don't think so we're doing a golf thing for my 40th and it's gonna you're gonna have to have a handicap for sure so you're not invited. You can't not invite me just because I don't have a handicap. Those are the rules. It's an officially sanctioned event. I'd be so sorry if I just left off the invitation list. Randy's got one.

Put me down for a 15. Oh, yeah. Let me do that. Oh, dude. I would love to put you down for something that I don't know you are. You know me very well. So does Daveave 15 is a little generous i've known dave since 2003 15 i don't know what maybe it's worse i don't fucking

care no i'm making you play if you're not gonna have an official handicap i'm putting yours lower than mine because we don't know how many pops you're gonna get yeah you might pop on this i'm gonna drink i'll be drinking some pops all right why'd you just brush your nose like that my nose itched i don't know itchy nose had it's not a cookie you understand the concern here though learn something on saturday or sunday dan hates tropical house on the golf course yeah but dan likes like what does he like he listens like i don't know this is like meek mill on the golf course yeah and it wasn't a meek mill situation it was like 8 30 on sunday yeah one time he just put on like hard rap and i was like dude this this isn't

very relaxing it's like a nice summer day it's quiet out here yeah you save meek for the back nine or like a saturday or friday round like a party around sunday you're just like out there enjoying the weather yeah watching randy and his fat little ass. Mm-hmm. Okay. Saturday and Sunday, I got the little guy. Don't have firm plans yet. We playing some baseball for sure. Ooh.

And just chilling, man. Max chilling. Dave, what about you? So, Rhodes got a, he got a baseball glove and like a little nerf ball and he wants to play we try to play catch but it's just me tossing it to him and it just hitting him he doesn't know how to move and he always blames like oh you missed i'm like dude he should play with my son who thinks that you throw the ball from the glove that's that's good and i get it i can explain

he's just not grasping anything yeah yeah i'll probably you know i'm gonna be in uh i'm gonna be in the little d and be in duncanville um where we're staying and then we've got a wedding in dallas hercel dinner friday another black tie wedding running the tux back dude back-to-back tux weekends for D-man I gotta pick him on dry cleaning today it'd be the biggest flex

ever if you had different tuxes for your back to back tux weddings I do have different studs and cuff links that doesn't move the needle enough

but those were such a hit no one's gonna be like holy fuck you see D-man swerved the gold ones were such a hit I can't I can't go away from them

your tux is pretty sick it's the same tux as yours right yours is navy. You sure about that? Yeah. How do you know? I can only tell when it's next to a black tux.

I thought we had identical tuxes. No. But it's the same style. Same exact tux, just a different color. Yeah. So we're running that back. Herschel Dinner, you ever been to Ocean Prime? No. Ocean Prime?

No. Ocean Prime. We won't spawn. No. It's pretty exciting. Okay. That's exciting. Not to stunt.

But I think they got some good fish and meat there, huh? All the fish is Prime. Prime cuts only. That's sick, dude. Other than that, I don't know. That's i'm back here sunday that's gonna be tough man i loved having that friday barrett's wedding gave me saturday to be hung over recuperate sunday it was great this time i'm just gonna be right back in the fire sunday then back to work yep yep not good it's gonna hit different. Yeah.

I've got a weekend ahead of me, boys. For the first time ever, I will be at home with two children and no wife. Sally is out on a girl's trip this weekend, which means starting tomorrow evening, it's just going to be me and the boys. Oh, fucking boys. I have several concerns. to be me and the boys oh fucking boys i have several concerns one of which is just how am i gonna do it i'm scared i believe in you okay i got this dog i've never done it man we'll see no i'm not too worried about it uh it is going to be exhausting just because like you know toddlers already exhausting having a just a little dude on top of that also not not exactly like a chill

sitch but i am pretty excited i'm worried about meals yeah i'm not much of a chef these days and i've kind of not been cooking very much over the last like two years because sally just loved cooking you tell brett to get some factors to your dude i know i've so i've got some factors for me And I've kind of not been cooking very much over the last like two years because Sally just loved cooking. You tell Brett to get some factors to your place. Dude, no. So I've got some factors for me. So that's my biggest concern. Like I've got all Fritz's food taken care of.

I'm meal planning for that little dude. It's going to be sick. But like for me, I've gotten to the point so many times where I've been like it's solo dad night and I've gotten them both to bed and then it's like 8 o'clock and I realized that I haven't eaten yet, nor do I have any food. And so I need to figure out something. So I'm not spending like, I don't want to spend like $55 surge pricing on a, a Chipotle bowl door dash. So yeah, I don't know. I think it might set some stuff out in the lawn. Just get, get a fucking game going, run fives out out there maybe i should introduce myself to my neighbors this weekend might be a good time for it he's knocking the door i don't know dude i feel like we don't know i don't know any of my neighbors and i feel like that's kind of fucked up no one like baked you brownies no dude i feel like our

neighborhood's cold dog isn't that kind of weird i feel like growing up i knew i knew like the neighbors i feel like i could walk up to their door and just like walk in and grab like a juice box like these days i don't want my neighbor knocking on my door to say hi i'll see you in the in the in the streets you know so my next door neighbor the day one when we move in he's out there he's pushing something i think he's pushing one of the garbage things in and i give him like a hey oh yeah dude just looks at me and walks away they gave me nothing and i was like all right tone set you and i are not gonna hang

california california take a bite of california dylan dylan doesn't want his neighbors to uh knock on his door dylan just wants to um have the police swat team in the bus there do we have a resolution yeah what's up what's up with man? I haven't seen the guy yet. His door has been repaired, like I said. I haven't seen him. It's all gone. Yeah. Yeah.

It's been gone for a minute now. Is there a less insufferable way to introduce yourself to your neighbor? The neighbors across the street from us, I think I need to become friends with because I stepped outside the other night to go take the trash out, and they were just blasting Moana soundtrack. And I was like, okay, they're either Disney adults, maybe swingers on Maine or, or, more

likely scenario, they've got a kid the same age as Fritz, man. That's about, yeah, probably. So I was like, I think those are probably my target at this point. It's funny that Dave made the California joke. I have noticed that Californians are not like as neighborly as Midwesters. Dude, they're not that's that's your problem here is you're from the midwest and you just should be receiving the energy that you

give and it's just not the same yeah like transplants it's so true though like like and i hate to say it but sometimes you're walking down the street in austin and through the neighborhood and you could just look over and be like oh those people are definitely from california like you don't wear that hoodie if unless you're from california you're not going to get borrow their leaf blower they're not going to let you use their they don't have a leaf blower i don't wear that hoodie unless you're from California You're not going to borrow their leaf blower They're not going to let you use their leaf blower They don't have a leaf blower I don't have a leaf blower but I need to get one I'm ready

Maybe that's what I need to do I need to go to Home Depot and stock up I can point you in the right direction Dude I need Should we do a video of me just getting suited And booted at Home Depot Cause I gotta get some Lawn maintenance equipment.

More saving, less doing. Do the theme song. We used to have it on there for spooky season. It might still be. It's probably somewhere. Yeah. If you guys want to stop by,

have a beer, maybe just do a wellness track on me. Maybe I will. I'm going to be tired. Any parks now are going to be tired. That 4 a.m. feeding not gonna not gonna feel very good uh you know i don't usually handle that one you'll be all right i'll be all right i'll be all right

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