Circling Back - Kay Adams is a Problem in Front of a Microphone | Circling Back 3-11-26

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

Dave has a thing he wants to tell us about, someone embezzled steak tips from old people, Bam Adebayo scored 83 points last night, Kay Adams stays getting men to act up, and David Bars are facing a class action lawsuit.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠ •    (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter    •    (14:20) Dave Thing    •    (26:20) Steak Tips Embezzlement    •    (43:50) The Sports Corner    •    (57:40) Dave Bars Class Action Support This Episode’s Sponsors:    -    Fair Harbor: Head to FairHarborClothing.com and use code CB20 for 20% off your full price order now through 3/31. -   Lucy: Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code STEAM. And if you don’t want to wait, just head to ⁠lucy.co/stores⁠ to find Lucy near you and grab it today.       - Aura Frames: For a limited time, listeners can get 35 dollars off their best-selling Carver Mat frame with code CIRCLING. -     Squarespace: Check out squarespace.com/STEAM for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm at all ranchos. I'm at all ranchos. I'm at all ranchos. Maddo ranchos. Maddo ranchos. All right, we're back. It's the circling back podcast. That's what this is.

My name is Dave. It's Wednesday morning. Congratulations, if you're new here. Welcome. Welcome to the show. You found us. You did it. You found your favorite show that does like six shows a week.

And you're going to listen to every single one of them, even if it requires a pay. wall. How about that? We hope so. Welcome. No, they will. Again, my name is Dave. Let me be the first to welcome you. Dan Register producing today. What up, fellas?

Dan of softcore history fame, among other things. Oh, yeah. His current content machine. Weirdly been doing the show longer than anything we've done before. It's kind of interested in to, like, digest that. Dan's been getting lots of love on our subreddit. Lots and lots of love. I hope Randy doesn't see it.

Not so much love Dan's getting. Also, before we start the show, I just want to know how the levels are on the chat. Chat speak up. Because I lowered everything because it was a little hot the last couple days. Hot mic. We got a hot mic. Brandy's not going to like that. Let me know.

He's a perfectionist. He cares about the craft he applies. Well, I didn't want to step on any toes when I came in. Didn't change a single thing. didn't bring my stuff, just left things as they were. You know, Randy is like a size seven shoe. You can't say that when he's not here. It's so mean.

It's not true. Not there's anything wrong with having small feet. He's probably got bigger feet than me. You know what they say about guys with average feet, right? Not average ding-dongs? The fuck is wrong with you, man. Why does it always go back to ding-dongs with you? See I deal with every day?

I don't know, man. Anyway, what are you doing? Are you lifting a day? you look like you're going to the gym at some point. I got to fit it in because I got two more shows I've ever record tonight. Find a way. So we got four shows total today. Plus, I'll figure it out.

Yeah. You got to figure it out. You got to find a way. It's an arm day. It's easy day. Arm day. Dude, straight up. To be young.

Today was back day for me. I was just, I was just walking around the gym like this. Just fucking lats were just winged out. Couldn't put my arms down. chicks were taking their tops off and lats were just winged out they were just wint their fucking wings man flared out yeah yeah like a kangaroo look i had one of those wingsuits on but it was just my lats yeah people were mistaken just stood in front of the mirror of like five minutes just it was fucking

awesome were you frame mugging anyone yeah not intentionally but it's just happy you walk by someone you just can't help it man you ever see that dude that like jumped off the eiffel tower in like 1914 in the wingsuit. Yeah, he just went straight down. He went right to his death, yeah. He died. Oh. So there's a video of it.

It's like the first recorded death. Oh, you know what? I have seen that. I didn't know he had a wingsuit on, though. I thought it was something else. It was a beta version. Like the first wingsuit. He didn't have a parachute?

No. No, dude. Just a wingsuit? Love of the game. Trying things out. Dude, you still reach, like, really fast velocity. Well, he didn't know. It was like 1914.

You got to test it out or something. When did parachutes become a thing? thing. I mean... This is before the arch, the arch duke. When did our military start jumping out of planes? Like, I'm sure that was like the beginning of the parachute, right? Or maybe not.

I don't know. It was around this time. I mean, planes, I can't even imagine trying to jump out of a plane. You imagine the first one... The dog fights and, like, World War I and stuff. Dude, yeah. Just ejecting. I mean, you're not very high up.

You're high enough to kill a man. Oh, yeah. But they're shooting each other with like handguns. That's how fast they were going. Dude, the Red Baron was a problem. Dude, I saw that Iran had a magic carpets. They're flying around with the machine guns. Again, it's fake video.

Oh, that was fake? A.I. Slop. I thought that was real. They were chasing after our F-16s. Good job getting off Twitter, Dan. You haven't become infiltrated with... It's a mess. It's a big old slop fest.

Some of it's fun. It used to be fun. The internet was fun, right? It has its moments. Elon ruined it. every other website stinks too Instagram sucks they're definitely

the website being mobile friendly optimized for mobile that's behind us now they're just you pull it up on your phone it's like oh well fuck here's an ad you try to X out the ad the ad opens up a new page in your Chrome you're like wow I'm fucked

that ain't it man that ain't it very boomer of me speaking of Dylan Shiver Oh, come on. I'm not a boomer, dude. Nine months older than you. Not my deal.

Okay. I'm happy to be here. Also happy to announce that I have deleted the one lone egg that was left in the refrigerator. So you guys can stop making fun of me for that now. Yeah, it was just sitting atop your lunchbox. It was. And now it's in my belly. I'm going to post that.

I'm going to diet for Easter. You're going to diet for Easter. Okay. What are you doing? thinking like adkins or keto maybe but i'm going to like hide eggs around the office when you at least expect are you going to die the eggs yeah he's drag hunts are fun man yeah dude do you put money in the eggs or do you put candy um um good good argument for for uh for both i mean like money you get your tea what are you teaching them teaching the value of a of a of a coin or maybe a dollar or maybe if you're

if you got it like that maybe a five dollar bill Candy, it's like, oh, God, you're just going to ask for this shit all the time. Pretty much out on candy for the kids. It's too much. Too much. Yeah. I brought those cookies back from Buckees. And now, like, my two-year-old, I get them up or Alyssa gets them up, hands them off to me.

I make them eggs. I'm like, you want some eggs, buddy? I'm just looking over, he's like, cookie? I'm like, no. No. I thought we talked about this. Cookies hit any time of day, man. Yes. We're not doing cookies for breakfast.

No, that ain't it. Are you still doing cookie crisp for breakfast? Remember that? Cookie crisp? You never seen Cookie Kris cereal? Cookie Kris! Cookie Kris! That's me getting Zany for the week. That's my one Randy.

He's Jester-Maxing. He's Randy Maxing. No, listen. This is better. He's Dan Regester Max. Pull up Cookie Crisp. You'll know it when you see it. Whether the dog like a detective, am I wrong? That sounds right. I feel like there was an element of like vintage. crime. Are you thinking of a crime dog?

It feels trench codey. I don't know why. This is going to play well with the younger demo. I was looking up Cookie Crisp. It's probably still around. Not enough people call... Yeah, okay, there's no element of detective. Not enough people call you crime dog, by the way.

Yeah, I can't... Look, I'm not wanting to force a nickname, but yeah, they should. Look at that. Crime dogs are such a good nickname. Fred McGriff. Fred McGriff. You're a lawyer, your last name's rough. Like, it all checks out. kind of seems like a Robin or I guess, what was it, Red Riding Hood? Little Red Riding Hood, yeah.

The Big Bad Wolf. Man, I just don't remember this cereal. I mean, it's good that you don't because it was absolute trash. In a world of trash cereals that, like, you probably should not have been eating. Cookie Crisp is right at the top. Rosemary was not going to have this in our house, I promise you that. I don't think there's any rosemary in it. That tastes, I mean, with cookies, it just doesn't be awful.

It's my mom's name. Oh. We were a Cheerios and Raisin Brand family. I fuck with Raisin Brand. Cheerios as well. Yeah. Honey nut. Oh, that might be the goat.

Dude, let's do a cereal draft. We've probably done that. Surely we have, yeah? Surely. Surely. Cinnamon toast crunch. I got it. Cinnamon toast crunch goes hard.

I tried to explain. We've been doing, you know, Magic Spoon cereal? Mm-hmm. It's like the no-sugar version of your favorite cereals as a kid. Got it from Costco. Oh, then not a sponsor? No. Cinnamon toast crunch is the best cereal, I'm sorry, milk after cereal experience, right?

You'll have no argument for me, bud. That milk just tastes great. Yeah. Anyway, yeah. Apple jacks too. Apple jacks, too. Apple jacks go hard as well. Hey, guess what? We recorded exactly five minutes yesterday.

Daniel's with us. We did a little curtain pullback on a little bit of... We actually double... We did something we'd never done. We went an extra five minutes on a question just because we were having fun with it. It was a little grandex. We doubled down. A little historical context for our previous... What do you keep looking at over there? I'm just looking at the screen.

Oh, okay. Sorry. The way you kept looking, I was like, dude, is something going on? No, no. So Randy has his screen right here. So I just look at the screen. He added a monitor. I'm sorry. I got to be professional and not let that shoot my wheels off.

But yeah, we did a little 10-minute extended Grand X, TFM days, PGP days talk. What else? A little memory lane. We did it. We did a first of its kind. No one has ever done an egg draft. We did an egg draft.

Slunker draft. How do you want to prepare? The results might shock you, but you can check that out on Patreon right now. It's one of the better ones we've done recently. Support us. Patreon's a great way to support the show. It's Patreon week. I initially thought it was a hot dog draft.

You did. That's okay. You can't expect to be up on every bit. There's too many. Slunker, yeah. Yeah, it's a thing. A hot dog draft is on the table for some... How would that go?

You could chili dog? You got Chicago. Chicago? Is it corn dog a hot dog? It has the weiner, but it doesn't... It's hot dog adjacent. I think it would work for a draft. A more immature,

would do a weiner draft. Okay. You guys should have a winner draft. If Bouch was doing a column on it, his number one would be like a male. Yeah. What's that the famous, what's his name, Jeremy? The famous porn star that's old now. Ron Jeremy.

Famously canceled. Famously in prison, right? Prison? He might be dead. Not a good dude turns out. Maybe dead. There's other guys with big hogs you can reference. I don't know many big dogs, man.

We need to move them out of our big, big hog lexicon. Johnny Sins. There you go to. Sure. Let's see. That one guy. Does Johnny Sins have any bad tweets? The black dude who's memed all the time, that guy.

The bed. The guy who's on the edge of the bed. Ron Jeremy actually very much alive. He's alive, but not well. No. Released to a private residence in November, 23, was in prison, but yeah, I don't think he's doing well. No prayer is up to Ron. Shout out.

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Leave us a review. We should read reviews. Maybe we'll do that. tomorrow because we've been asking for a couple weeks. Probably a probably good time to check it out. And of course, YouTube.com slash circling back. You might have noticed I'm looking insanely comfy and cool today. And Dylan is doing the same.

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Sturgle Simpson. Ah, Johnny Blues, guys. Good dude. Good musician. JBS. New album dropping, I believe, March 13th. It's had a... He was up on YouTube, and you might be wondering,

why would he post the entire album up on YouTube to stream? Well, this album won't be available on Spotify or Apple. This album is entirely been released, or going to be released, vinyl, CD, and cassette. Hmm. I've chosen vinyl. I've chosen cassette. You did?

Yep. You got a cassette player? Yep. No. Why is he doing this? I know he... Are you just a... Are you joking about this?

He kind of moves to... Wait, I'm sorry. No, stop. He kind of move to the beat of his own drum. He's a different kind of cat. You did not choose cassette? No, I don't have a cassette play. Why would you joke about that?

I don't have a cassette player. Why is he doing this? Because he's JBS? Because it's turtles all the way down, brother. Yeah. Yeah, what? Dan knows. You know why?

Because it's time to turn the music industry on its head. It's time to turn the music industry on its head. It's time to turn. reinvent the wheel. It's time to just it's time to give people something different. Put down your phone, put down your streams or whatever, and just listen to music the way it was intended. It's on

YouTube though. You kind of... He took it down. Oh, he did? It's down. It was only up for a few days. Oh. I tried to listen on YouTube, but it's really hard to really digest an album when you got like a two-year-old running around, like, doing two-year-old stuff. So I was like, I have no clue if I like this album. I knew like,

I knew it was greasy. I knew the album was greasy for sure. Yeah. But last night, I went to a listening party. It's a party where you listen. You understand? You went to a listening party? Yeah, what part of that don't you understand?

Where was this party? Drinks, Records, and Lounge over on the East Side, over on Chavez, Cesar Chavez. You know, I'd dabble. You know, I go to the East Side from time to time. Went over there. So it was kind of a thing where you could sign up.

They did a few of them all over the country. They shot you an email let you know if you got in. It was only like 50 people there. And long story short, it's a bar that has like a record player hook up to speakers and they just played the record while you just did normal things at a bar. And that was that. Well, Dave, you're there to make art, not friends. Thank you.

You understand. I did make friends, though. There was a guy. I met a couple guys. They were just like, you can come sit at the bar with us. Like, all right. Went over there, had a lone star beer and just listened to it. It was interesting.

It was very odd. I mean, not odd, but it was just like, all right, everybody's here to listen to this. And then everybody's just kind of like looking. You don't know where to look because there's not somebody performing. So you just kind of naturally turn toward the, where the record player is. And you're just looking. And that was that. I got a cool matchbook, Mutiny after Midnight Matchbook.

And they did a raffle. They did all. they raffled was like three t-shirts a couple posters and like the record the actual record that they played and i didn't win have you acquired your uh your record player yet uh i have oh i didn't know this yeah so that's exciting yeah what's the speaker situation looking like just a speaker situation okay so yeah i was uh i was uh i was uh i was there i left at like 630 got there parked was there alone because no None of my friends will.

Friends with the show, Blaine, Ryan, they didn't get the invite. I was like, well, I got to go. And the whole reason, I thought maybe they would, there was a chance that he, Sturgle popped in. People, you know, that's a thing that artists will do occasionally. And I was like, all right, maybe I don't want to be the guy who missed it. And could have gone. And also, like, maybe they're going to give out, like, a lot of stuff.

Again, I got the matchbook, but, you know, it was fine. I was a little surprised they didn't give away more. I was like they didn't... It was fun. It was cool to hear the record. Is it a good, right? Is it a good album? Yeah, it's very...

I mean, I'm very excited to see it this next tour. The only thing I've heard you say about it is it's greasy. And I don't even know what that means. It's just greasy like that. What does that mean? What is greasy music? Man, it's one of those things where like... You know pornography, you know it when you see it, the definition of.

Yeah. Greasy, you know it when you hear it. Mm-hmm. Okay. You can't really put it. Put it into words. Do you know what greasy means? Yeah, I'm picking up with days button down.

Maybe catch up. I'm trying, dude. I just, I can't hear greasy in my head. The way that shut up about the shirt. The way that button is just like all the way up to your Adam's apple, it doesn't shock me that you don't understand. Here we go. He's going on top deck.

He's going higher. All right, Will. If I can fucking get it. is your neck just so big from back day you're just doing shrugs i got a pretty big neck your traps are swollen can't wear a tight i got a big neck for a relatively skinny guy do you yeah what is that 15 and 3 quarters 16 3 quarters oh dude i'm all neck well it's got to hold that fucking head that's why i you know i think i'm thankful for my my relatively big neck so i think it makes my head look normal size wouldn't that your nickname back in the day

Big Neck? Mm-hmm. Anyway, it's fun. Oh, Big Neck they called me. I thought there might be a backer or two. Nobody came and said hi to me. Oh, poor Daisy. Nobody shook my hand and bought me a bea.

You're not big time, dog. Nobody bought me a beer. There were some guys who had backer look. You know backer look. Oh, yeah. Oh, maybe. I think I could be a backer. But now.

Kind of a sausage fest, too. I would imagine. I mean, yeah, it's Sturgle, listening party. As you would put it, a lot of ding-dongs. A lot of ding-dongs were there. It was fun. I was home at like 9-15. It was good to get out, go do something.

Driving back, driving down 290, westbound, saw that storm off in the distance. It was a good storm we had last night. Late, though. It's very rare that a storm wakes me up. I'm a deep sleeper. It woke my shit up. Yeah. It was loud.

Heavy rain. I love a good rain in the morning, man. You know I love a rainy night. Love a rainy night. I don't know the rest of it. You got the main part. Yeah, that's all that matters. We needed it.

Dead. Not as bad as Corpus Christi needed it. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Right, Dan? As they're about to... Got to cool down those refineries. As they're about to run out of water.

Dylan's on top of it. Dylan's locked it into the news. I know my shit, dog. To all our friends. out there working the rigs from three to midnight. I'm thinking of you. Yeah, this is, I don't know if this has made national news yet. Like, I don't think, again, I think this is like a thing where if you are monitoring Twitter,

like you know, like, oh, man, this is crazy. This is about to be a real problem. Corpus Christi's not a small city in a very important city in terms of like fuel production and things of that nature. And then like to somebody who just not online, maybe somebody like Dylan's age, boomers or something, like they don't know this is going to happen. If something doesn't, I don't know. Maybe there's some hysteria, some hyperbole in it,

but it doesn't seem like a good situation. It's their reservoir, their water reservoirs. Dwindling. Not good. Look it up. Don't take our word for it. Anyway, check it out. Johnny Blue Skies.

Is that the name of the album? Greasy as hell. Johnny Blue Skies? No, that's Johnny Blue Skies is the artist. It's his nickname. That's Johnny Blue Skies. It's not what it says on his birth certificate It's his nickname

How do you know? What are you fucking Donald Trump over here? Because I think his name is Sturgle Simpson That's what I think I want to see Sturgell's Birth certificate I don't I don't do it Trump's not even fun anymore

Yeah All this shit's going on man It's just the most played out impression I don't even think Trump likes doing Trump anymore I'm like yeah he's over it I love a rainy night Love a rainy night It was more fun back in the day

More fun we could do like W. W is a more fun impression because everybody had like a they're like Give us a tennis Oh it wasn't me Everybody else

It's like fun to make fun of the guy from Texas I don't think I've heard you do a W Which is funny because his family's actually from a very Very well off part of Connecticut That wasn't that That was more Eric from Billy Madison Now watch this draft

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You know how it is. He goes from talking terror to, now watch this drive. Now watch this drive. Check this out. There's no way it was a good drive. Probably 220 off to the right. He didn't put a good move on the ball. I don't know if you've ever really broken down his swing.

I haven't. We had a solid Bryce Harper inspired Rush Tank. It just said, why rush Fiji? That's a clown question, bro. That's a good tea, man. Print the shirts. Were you Fiji? That was a Fiji.

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you've been champing for this one I love a good embezzlement have you ever embezzled from the company yeah a few times I have a small amount so you guys just so you guys wouldn't notice I have a brief story of embezzlement okay my great grandfather

was lieutenant governor of Michigan Frank Murphy kicked out of office for embezzlement. Come on. Fred. He was just trying to get his taste. He was trying to get his beak a little wet. I don't think we're welcomed in the state of Michigan anymore. I'm going to have to look him off. Yeah, there's two Frank

Murphy's though. One became governor. Not my great-grandfather. My great-grandfather was only lieutenant governor. They'd serve any time? I think he got away with it. I think they just kind of like swept them under the rug. God, that's so gangster. From the FBI Boston.

Cash Patel, hard at work. Following an FBI Boston investigation, Thomas Klasby, Thomas F. Klasby, the former director of the Quincy Department of Elder Services admitted today to embezzling city funds to generate cash for himself and pay for personal expenses, excuse me. You might be wondering what kind of expenses does somebody pay for when they embezzle money from the city,

from the elder services, are most vulnerable. Well, a framed self-portrait 153 pounds of bourbon steak tips Oh, bourbon steak tips That's sweet though A music studio recording And a Toyota Prius Thomas F. Klasby

It says here Clasby arranged for the city to pay $8,950 to a music studio to produce recordings of Clasby singing songs So he's trying to launch a little music career Who is this fucking guy? He's the class. Bourbon steak tips.

I don't understand the Prius. Was he flipping? Was he flipping these steak tips or was he eating him? That's a lot of meat. $2,200 to food service vendors for 153 pounds of bourbon steak tips. So I'm thinking just like you're pre-seasoned. You know you go to H.E.B. And like you go to the butcher and they have that section where it's all pre-seasoned, like stuff that's already marinated.

He just went hard on that. What else? $4,800 for a Toyota Prius. Was this like he used? $4,800. Unless he was just using it for the down payment on like a lease or something. This is like a 2012 Prius. If you're going to embezzle, why are you going Prius?

Are you doing it to kind of stay off the radar? Yeah. It's like after the Goodfellow's heist, you know, it's like you pull up in the in the Cadillac. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, keep it low key. You can't pull up in a fat-ass bins. So they're like, surely the city services guy,

in the Prius isn't embezzling. It's a Prius. You pull up in the Prius, it's like, oh, that guy definitely paid for that himself. Yeah, of course he works a city job. He's driving a Prius. Yeah, he's driving a Prius. Under the radar. Smart. $1,658 for a signature, lacquered, mounted, and framed self-portrait. That is so much money for a, for a portrait. I just don't know if there's a scenario in my life where I'm going to need a self-portrait. That's because you're not big time. You're not a serious man. He just worked for the city.

get a self-portrait done, you've got to be somebody. You can't be just a little podcast and dipshit, you know? Ooh, here we go. You've got to be the former director of the Quincy Department of Elder Services. Klasby arranged for the city to pay over $38,000 to a New York consulting company owned by his friend. The consulting company never provided goods or services to any city department. This sounds familiar.

Seriously. Instead, Klasby's friend cashed the city. city checks and delivered the cash to Clasby at a rest stop in Framingham, Massachusetts, a ferry terminal in Bridgeport, Connecticut, and at the Friends New York apartment. Starting in June 2021, Clasby stole the majority of cash receipts generated by elder services at the Kennedy Center in Quincy. So. Corruption. Wow. Corruption, Dan. Too much of that going on. Yeah, I'm trying to think of the scenario where I get the self-portrait. It's got to, you have to

have, first of all, you have to own multiple properties. You have to own like a, a ranch home. You need generational wealth. Who do you commission to paint it? I don't know. These days, you know, AI is changing everything. So maybe Claude. You could have Claude do it.

But I guess technically a self-portrait, you would have to paint it yourself. No. No. Self-portrait is a portrait of yourself. Okay. Yeah. I thought that would just be a portrait. You don't want some Van Gogh shit right now.

Okay. He painted his own self-portraits. I would never paint myself. I would. It would be awkward. I'd paint you. No, no, no. I mean, like, I would never paint myself.

So that wouldn't, when you said I would, that really doesn't... I'd paint you like one of your French girls. I'd no French girls. You could also paint yourself like you're a part of the Blue Man group. That's a different way of painting yourself. Didn't you guys paint yourself on the EDM cruise? I did. Well, I didn't do it.

it. I had someone paint me on the EDM cruise. In that picture, I've looked for it so hard and I cannot find it. It is pretty ridiculous. It was in a dark room inside an igloo and the paint was like glow in the dark

paint and she just painted my entire she had me to take my shirt off and she just painted my entire like waist up. It was fucking bizarre. It was pretty risky though because it wasn't neon colors. He just went with a very darker shade. No, no, no, no, no.

There's a reason that photo is not available. These were very bright, colorful colors. I'm talking, like, blues and yellows and greens. What did the artists look like? I don't remember. She flirty? I don't remember. Long time ago.

2016, this happened. I wish Dave was on the cruise. No, it was better. I'd watch from afar. I have a photo of you wearing a captain's hat. Yeah, that was fun. And you're, like, sticking your tongue out. I think that was Rachel's...

Yeah, it was with Rachel. Yeah, that's what I'm sure. saying, yeah. This, of course, I'm sure everyone knows the lawyer here, but it was an EDM cruise. Yeah, Will and I just, we stumbled into this room at the front of the boat that was like pretty, it was like empty because there were, you know, EDM concerts going on near the rear or the stern. Stern. There's no way they had the money to get stern on that thing.

And so we, we stumbled into this like empty bar and we were just drinking wine for some reason. They had Baba Booie. And they had this igeline. inside the bar with like weird shit going on including this woman who was painting people I just sat down

she spent like 30 minutes painting my shit up Did you get roasted by Jackie the joke man That is before 30 minutes right before Tyga's bodyguard who was massive beat the shit out of Cash Cash or one of the DJs of Cash Cash that he had to get airlifted out

What? That happened on the cruise? Pretend I don't know who Cash Cash is I don't really know who Cash Cash is either. You know, I don't. I feel like I should, though. I didn't go to his listening party. You fucking broke boy. Same day, though, I got kind of pushed against the wall by the same bodyguard,

so Tyga could come through the hallway. You're in good company. We've had a producer who got beat up by Toby Keith's bodyguards, who's here a couple days ago, actually. RIP. That was when we were next to Brody Jenner. Shout out. Will and I were next to Brody Jenner when he was talking about Tyga,

who at the time was dating his step-sister. Mr. Kylie? Yes. Tyga and Kylie. I think. I think they have a kid? Do they? Yeah.

One of the Jenners and Tyga have a kid, I think. And Brody called him Tiger, and we thought that was hilarious. He goes, oh, do Tiger's about to go on? Did you all talk to him? I think it's weirdly approachable. Just like a quick back and forth. It was brief. It wasn't like we were hanging out with Lil Dickie.

Little Dickie was cool. Lil Dickie and Brody were the only two on the boat that were, like, famous people who were actually mixing it up and hanging out with the people on the ship. Chain smokers did not mix it up. Brody Jenner was, he was a DJ. Or is it? I don't know if he still is, but that's why he was there.

He was a paid performer. Depends who you're with if whether or not the chain smokers chopped it up. If you were with Will to freeze, you weren't getting, they weren't chopping it up with him. We had cool access. That's why we got to attempt to interview them.

And it did, as I'm sure you see my now. This is at the height of their powers. I'm sure you see mine now, it did not go well, the interview that is. Which is. No, that's my favorite interview.

Partially because of the Will gun. partially Rachel's fault, but also because the audio wasn't even turned on for the microphone. Yeah, that was a real problem, the lack of a... I remember there's some, a lot of... There's a glaring lack of video and content from that trip. RIP. RIP. DVD.

The goat. Yeah. It was fun, though. Y'all look like a hundred times. It was a great time, man. I had so much fun. Also, like, the reason we launched our podcast was because of that trip. I would get several entrees every meal.

So would I. Yeah. Yeah. I remember we discovered that it's all-inclusive. There's no reason we can't get more than one entree. And so Dan and I were just feasting. Did they have an egg bar? I don't recall.

You know it smelled crazy in there. That was before my egg phase. An EDM cruiser with an egg bar. What more do you need? This guy's just housing slonkers covered in glowing the dark paint. Well, I got to tell you, it is not cool to embezzle from the elderly. No. It's not cool to embezzle.

at all. Don't embezzle. I mean, there's probably something. There's probably some things that are worthy of embezzling. I have a question. Are your parents starting to kind of slip a little bit when it comes to this stuff? Like, my dad's starting to get God by this all the time. Not yet, but I'm like, I'm worried about it.

Scammed? Yeah. I'm like, don't click that link, please. We love God. I told the story on the pod. Listen to this. Dan, this is fucking wild. This one isn't even like they were slipping. It was like... It could have gotten anybody. They got God. Somebody called my parents house phone had you gotten my sister's voice and did the thing where it was my sister

and saying that she'd been arrested for a traffic accident. I've heard this, yeah. And like, I mean, like, it got down to the point to where like, I mean, my dad was on the phone with them for a while and then like, you never sent them anything, but they were like, once they started being like, you have to, you need to send her $2,500 or something right now to get, post-poster. bond. And my dad's like,

that doesn't work like that. So he called, I think he called and checked and he called me. It was a whole thing. And luckily they didn't get God, but like,

it was pretty insane because they clearly called her, got her to just talk, say hello, yeah, and they, you know, got her to speak,

took that audio that they recorded, ran it through whatever, and then just repurposed it to say, I got arrested. Yeah. My dad got in real life, like door to door.

Salesman came. He said he'd repave or repaint our driveway, whatever. You know, it's not an in-depth process. But there's like a down payment for it and everything. I think he put like $200 down. The guy just never came back. That shit's common. I wouldn't be doing that in Delco.

No. Boomers. Boomers aren't, they're not equipped for this AI world, man. You know? We're not. Did I fuck hide? Yeah, that's a pot meat kettle. I'm not a fucking boomer.

There's a whole generation between me and boomers. Man, you don't know that. You big old jerk. Sometimes you just make shit off. Again, I will point out, we're from the same generation. Nine months is a full gestation period. Do you understand? We're a full gestation period apart.

Exactly. When I was being... When you put it that way, that's a long time. When I was being born, you were being conceived. When Randy was born, Kirk Cobain had... Same day. You just been murdered. allegedly.

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for you to do yeah that would have worked out yeah don't talk shit about me all right dude how tiny of a goddamn bladder does Dave have this is insane oh dude you have no idea it's been like a 35 minute show he's a major

pee boy major pee boy okay yeah we're 40 minutes in you can't hold it dude no maybe two shows a day you just gotta like work your bathroom schedule around that. I know, man.

He's just a little pee boy. Is he just, like, so hydrated? Like, what's going on? I don't think that's it, man. I think he just, uh, I think he's aging a little bit. Okay. Oh, you don't know about that yet. Not yet.

You're still a pup, but dude, we pee a lot. I mean, it's just a thing when you get older. You just got to pee. Is it the creatine that he's taken? Maybe he's just, like, drinking a lot of water with the creatine. Dude, when I was a kid, I used to, like, be in a urinal next to, like, an older man and be like, how is he peeing for so long? They pee long, and they...

Do you make sounds, too? Now I get it, because I'm peeing for like a minute and a half at the urinal. Are you making like the worst sounds imaginable next to people? No, I think your stream just slows down. This is, people don't want to hear this, but... No, it's good. We're talking about peeing and getting old. So here's the deal. Okay, here's the deal, Dave. So on

cardio mornings, I'll do a little cardio. I always finish it off with sauna if I've got time. I typically have enough time, so I'll do sauna. So I like you dehydrate. So I come in and realize I'm a little dehydrated, so I just pound water. Pound water. And then sometimes I do it, and it hits me in the middle of the show. I'll get you.

Another thing I need to address from the road trip up to Dallas. So Randy posted a screenshot of the playlists on my Spotify. Do you remember this? Do you see this? Yeah. I was, okay, so we're searching. Him and Brett made a boys road trip playlist. It's called like for the boys or something.

So they were searching it. And when they searched it, it pops up on the screen. And it pulled up. And we couldn't get it, we couldn't find it for a minute. It pulled up a Viagra Boys mix, which I do have some Viagra Boys on there. And then also, a slutty gay club mix. Yep.

That is not a mix I've made. That is just what it pulled up on the search. Now, because we are allies, we did listen to quite a bit of slutty gay club mix because it hit when we found it right when you go over 20 going up through South Dallas, Oak Cliff, going up into Dallas. You see downtown right there, right before you hit 30.

And we were bumping some slutty gay club mix, including some Gaga remixes. There's an Elton John remix. So that is that. I meant to address that Monday. So that's what that's about. I was going to say, you guys kind of just let Brett commandeer the music here.

Dan. It usually does well, but sometimes he gets a little... I almost wrote about this last week. It's not just the music. He commandeers the lighting in the office, the thermostat. It's just...

The general move. It's the Brett show in here, man. We're all just... He was listening to like Sad Boy. shit the other day. Yeah. It's usually pop punk and everyone in the office except for me likes pop punk and I just let it go. I'm not going to complain about it because I know I'm the only one who doesn't like it.

But dude, it's nonstop. We'll can your ass. It's non-fucking stop. You say one bad thing about pop punk. I've said plenty of not nice things about pop punk. It's fine. It stinks. Dude, just a little newfound glory.

Start your day. Do you want to do the sports corner? Sure. Yeah. The sports corner. I don't mean. This is not. We just had two sports stories.

I wanted to. Dan, Dan, look. Shout to the wide for that. Shout out to horror. Bam, Audubio drops 83 points last night. Does anyone care if nobody saw it?

You weren't watching Heat Wizards? Was not. Dude, what's the point of having League Pass? You're not going to pop into Heat Wizard. It's college basketball season right now. They're not a fun league pass team. I love watching the Hornets on League Pass. I'm not familiar with Bam's game.

But I thought... Bands a very good player. I thought of him as kind of like a banger defensive guy. He's a defensive guy, but he could score. I mean... Guessing boards. Six for 22 on threes. He's pretty solid in Kentucky.

He went... He shot 22 threes. Okay, so... That's too many threes to shoot. There becomes a point in a game when someone is clearly like... In the zone? Pacing for a historic game.

It's like, oh, he's got, you know, he's got 38 with three minutes to go in the second quarter. He's pacing for, like, a huge game. You just start feeding them, right? It's just like, let's see how, let's see how far we can go with this. Especially in a game that is against a team that's tanking. A regular season game. Nobody really cares. Yeah, you're playing a team that you don't know anyone on the roster.

It was, was the Kobe game like that? The Kobe game, I can't remember who. Toronto against the Raptors. Jalen Rose. I don't know if the Raptors game was like that, but certainly his last game of the season. Or his career, where he just,

like, they kept feeding him the ball. His field goal percentage. Kobe, I think it was around where Bams was, which is like low 40s, I think. He also shot, like an insane amount of free throws. Yeah, like 43. Or something?

Kobe only shot 20 during his, which is more impressive. Yeah, there's bigger stories in sports right now. There's more shots than he made. It's fine. It's, you know, Great. You know, NBA needed... I feel like the NBA needed some juice.

I just... Anything to get us, you know, not talking about SGA? It's not sitting well to me, and I'm not even a really a basketball guy. It's not sitting well that the record books go, Wilt, BAM, Audubio, Kobe. Luca. And then Wilt. I feel like just as many people saw the Wilt game than the BAM game.

Which was zero people. They better be roasting him today. because they were roasting, when Luca put up 73 against the Hawks a couple years ago, like the talking heads just going off when I was a joke, the Hawks don't play any defense, blah, blah, blah. It was like, that wasn't even a game.

If you go back and watch that game, it wasn't like they were just letting him, it didn't feel like a novelty game where they were just feeding him and like saying, go get it. I don't want to shit on this though, because NBA players so rarely put effort into a regular season game.

It's a great point. That I'm like, all right, I kind of appreciate this. Have you seen the conspiracy theory about Wilt's 100-point game? I mean, there's a lot. Go on. The prevailing one is that it didn't even happen because there is not a single second of footage from the game. Not a single camera in the arena.

Are we getting Mandela affected? No, I don't know. I just like saying that. I don't think we're getting Mandela affected, but it's weird. I mean, the technology was there. You're saying it's a false flag? I'm saying, I'm not saying I think that.

I'm saying it's a theory that's out there that people talk about. Because there was, I mean, there were, games were televised back then, even like well before that game. Games, cameras were around and there was color footage before that. Yeah. But my favorite George, or Wilts Chamberlain conspiracy, is he played under the name George Marcus when he was underage before he went to Kansas. So before he was even a, uh,

college athlete, he's playing semi-pro basketball, making money under the name George Marcus. Really? Yeah. That's sick. You got to get the bag any way you can. There's no footage from the game. All we have is the picture of him in the locker room holding up the 100. We can leverage AI tools now to recreate the game.

That's not going to do much for the conspiracy theorists out there. AI is changing everything. Okay. Do you think maybe it's a false flag? You think he didn't do it? I don't know. You're going to brought it up. You never seen this?

No. I just don't know why. like to create buzz for the league? Like, is that what the thought? I think people just claim that it's bullshit. Like, he didn't actually do it. Like, why haven't we seen any footage from it? That's just the young ins talking shit.

No, man, you get school 100. People just hate... There wasn't one camera rolling? No one pulled their iPhone out and filmed it. I don't think it was like an important game. They were still on Motorola back then. Okay. Yeah, I don't actually remember the details of the 100 point game.

I don't doubt it. I mean, he's huge. He was like... He had a foot on everyone there. He was the only one of that. size. Boy, he'd take you to the rack. Absolutely post your bitch ass-o.

You mean one of the all-time greats? Wilts, Chamberlain, the seven-footer. He would absolutely yam on you. Yeah, he probably would. The idea that you think you could cross over Will it and get to the rack is crazy. I don't remember saying that. Oh, my God.

He was a fantastic basketball player and had size advantage like you don't see today. Yeah, and when he ran into somebody his size like Bill Russell, he kind of got shut down. Bill Russell was like three, four inches shorter than him, I think. but Russell was like 6-9 which back then it's like 6-11 now or 7 feet now

I think it's time for a goat debate y'all let's get brando in here shout out to brando I don't think nobody loved a goat debate that's all every day more than intern brando Wilts not really in the conversation though it's just he eras

he's top I think he gets thrown around in like top 10 top 10 conversations yeah but not goat not goat talk not enough people are talking about how We watched Collective Souls Woodstock set after the meetup and how

literally to a man everybody left saying like put Collective Souls top five against anybody. Five songs, bar for bar, song for song. Nobody's fucking

with Collective Soul. You identified Collective Soul so quickly when they came on the stage and I have no, I don't know the fuck they are. Whoa. I've heard of them.

Dylan let your light shine down. That's collective soul. Okay. Damn, you're going to do that. out on 311 day. 311, famously not at Woodstock, 99. True.

They hadn't really popped. They don't know. Yeah, they had. Yeah, they had. That's not true at all. That's interesting that they weren't at Woodstock. That would have been a good show. Shout out to Nick Hexham.

Nebraska. 311, a Nebraska-based band. So when we talked yesterday about no reasons to go there except for the Great Golf. I'm sure they have like a 3-11 memorial. Yeah, they've got a memorial. They're still alive. Yeah, they did a tiny desk. Maybe they had like a bench or something.

Got an email from Spotify that says, Casey Musgraves made you something special, and I opened it, and it wasn't what I was hoping for. Would you hope it was? I mean, she's getting real horny with her new album. It's all about being horny. What would be the best thing she could have made you in that scenario? A pie?

A self-portrait? A self-portrait. Yeah. I love her. She's great. She got them. pipes, Dave. I go to that.

I'll go to that. I'd go to that one, too. Do we move on to the next sports story about a potentially H? Yes, we, yes. Good segue, Dan. Look at Dan's overproducing. God, Randy could have never made that segue. Dan not only is

contributing, but he's also producing. Randy would still be talking about looking some pop-punk bullshit. I'm good with that, though. All right, Kay Adams. Everybody loves Kay Adams. Kay Adams sat down with Wyndham Clark. They're at the a players championship.

Shout out to the blow pig. And they're talking about his driver switch. And it's, dude, she just has this effect on men. Why is K. Adams, and I don't mind this, but what, what network is she with and why is she at the players? She's with Fandall or something? I don't know. I think she's their own entity.

It's just not, I'm not used to that. I'm fine with it. I'm sure the boys like, I know the guys like having her around as we're about to find out. Up and Adams is the name of her program. Yeah, play this. same reason you're swapping these drivers look at me I went some golf he's just geeking out yeah I mean sometimes he's supposed to have a week long girlfriend you know you just oh yeah I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I am kidding

but no it's it's it's I haven't found the right one and I think when you find the right one you lock it down okay it wasn't that funny why she left this because you've switched it I mean you're not you're not talking about this is like a couple times you're just bouncing all over the place swipe and left and right on these drivers. We're still talking about drivers, right? Yes. Everyone's wondering what you're going to settle on.

I'm on Taylor Made right now. You know, I'm going to give a shout out to Adrian, the fitter for Taylor Made. He did an amazing job. Don't stutter now. Yeah, I know. And thank you. You're welcome.

And yeah, we did a little shaft change, and everything's dialed in right now. Taylor Made QI4D. Is that true? Do you know what that means? Yeah, it's the amazing driver that's going to give you happiness and bake you cookies and do your laundry.

know what it means either, but it goes straight. Sounds like you're to be happy there. But it's your fourth freaking drop of this, that's the fourth swap of the season? Yeah. Well, so here, I'm a free agent. I'm a free agent. And, you know, sometimes it's nice to spice

things up. As you said, the honeymoon stage can be really nice. Okay. Man, why'd you calm down, both of you all? It's both of them, right? It's not just him. Yeah, dude. She's feed, she's feeding it. I'm, dude, she has, she has this effect on on every man that she sits down with for an interview.

Wyndham Clark. They just start cheesing. This is the same guy that will destroy a locker room. Still hasn't fixed it, by the way, right? Yeah, what tournament was that? That was Oakmont. Yeah, he went to Oakmont. Fucking U.S. Open. She's mad flirty, man.

Famously, major winner. U.S. Open, L.A. Country Club, I believe. Hey, listen, I get it. She's very pretty. She's charming. That is a banter. Like, if I'm dating either one of those people, and I see that clip, I'm like, yo. Like, what the hell's going on?

You got to not do that. I don't like that you did that. So I don't think he's a bit. he's married and he had a girlfriend as this article was from July of 24 so I don't know the same people or something is there like more context there that we need like the way they're joking about like him I don't know it's just it's very funny and he's just like they've got good chemistry I'll give them that dude everyone has good chemistry with Kay Adams that's the thing this is a recurring thing she she brings it out of everybody she knows how to charm and flirt she's like a good waitress at

Twin Peaks. Yeah? Yeah, I'd go back. I'd keep going back. Dude, the whole table just turns into just absolute comedians. That was actually the problem in Waco. Not enough good waitresses of Twin Peaks. We drove by it.

Has she been connected with anybody? Romantically? I don't know. I haven't heard anything about that. I don't know, ma'am. I mean... Shout out. Shout out Wendell.

When did she hit the scene? Because it feels like the last two years. I don't know who she was until She's relatively new Yeah, three or four years Oh my God, like it was her interviewing She gets all the big dogs Everybody and it's just like

They're just like cracking up They're just hiding their smile And it's like That's the fact she has What if we got her on the pod like in here? We would just be mush man You guys would melt into that couch She'd have us in the palm or her hand

Honestly that was kind of like how We had Liv Langdon on Yeah We were just like Well, you're talking about her boyfriend, right? Now it's just, yeah, we moved on from her. We moved on from her. Now we're just.

Yeah, dude, yeah, we had her on and it was, we were just like kids, man. She's like, yeah, you should eat this. We're like, yeah, we're like, we like left right then. A little store. Like, for sure. Let's do it. Jump salad, great. We had her on subsdog, man, Jake.

I don't think I've ever been, like, more smooth. It's probably my best performance on a mic. She brought out the best of you. She brought out the best. Yeah. SUPS dog. She's fantastic. Live that is.

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Of course, they have just a regular pouch. And those come in 4, 8, 12 milligram. And then they have the gum, as little as 2 milligram. I know Brett's a big fan. We could smell that mango in the back seat when we were on the way up to Dallas. Dave likes the gum a little bit. We're just big, big Lucy fans. 100% pure nicotine.

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What's going on with David? Unrelated to me. Well, quite a few things with David. I should say there's no associate, I have no association with Peter Atia. Okay? I just call him Dave's. I've never emailed with Peter Atia. Yeah, I didn't know he was, I didn't know he was an owner of this company. I think he's, I know he's on the board. I don't know, but yeah, he probably has some kind of equity here. He didn't swing through and do the show when he was in Austin doing like Matt and Shane's Secret

podcast. He did Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast. I think he just did it with Matt. No, he did not come through here. Well, he's always, as far as those guys go, the long, you know, I've always found him the most off-putting. And I really have. Like, he just like, I'm rocking with Huberman. I like Huberman. Just seems like a nice guy.

He only has one problem, and he gets too many hoes. He's just kids, yeah. Look, the guy's getting ass, sorry. Peter Attia's got... He's... Ooh. All right, what's going on? Yeah, Cuban men got too much of age ass.

So David Protein bars, of which I'm a fan. We've had them in the office. I've purchased them outside of the office, too. Salted peanut butter goes real, real hard. Anyway, cross-action lawsuit. There was an independent study done from a reputable laboratory that, and they are suggesting that David protein bars are the nutrition facts that you see are not displaying accurate numbers. In fact, the calories are actually 83% more than they're suggesting,

and the fat content is 400% more than they're suggesting. It's quite a bit. Class action lawsuit. The deceptive trade practice. Oh, so I can get in on this. I can make $5. Yes. Yeah, me, us too.

Okay. We've all been victims. Part of the class who was affected as we bought them and ate them. Interesting. Don't do this. Don't give people the wrong info. They are a little too tasty to be that low in calorie fat. I have thought this quite often.

I think this is about a lot of products. A lot of products in this realm, like the protein bar things. Some of them just taste like candy bars. A lot of them taste like candy bars. I'm like, they're lying. There's no way what I'm eating is healthy for me. Candy makes you dandy Yeah

Half-baked I love court movies and shit Yeah, I don't know what to tell you here, man I'm not surprised I'm not surprised They did have cool packaging Yeah, did they? It's pretty vanilla

You just like it because it has your fucking name on it You self-centered Dip shit Damn Chocolate, what's that flavor? Zero Shug, dog Double fudge brownie How long before we find out

the all the alternatives. It's all bullshit. Well, here's the deal, dude. It's all terrible for you. Yeah, I hope you liked your gut bio. They don't have a good yuckus score. I'll tell you that. David's, what is it?

I don't know off the top of my head, but they're not great. Let me look it up. I yucked something the other day. David Barr, yucka score. See if you can just look it up. You ever yucked? No, I'm unfamiliar. It's the app.

You scan the barcode, and it'll tell you like as a score, it'll tell you like additives, you know, protein to carb ratio, fat. They don't even bother with the microplastics. Salt.

Because everything has that, right? Yeah, we're fucked there. Our balls are just full of them. My balls are loaded with microplastics. Just ready to explode. I can't find the yucca score. You could check your yucca history if you really want to.

That's true. I could. Any noted Peter Attia emails we need to talk about? Quite a feel, I think, right? No, we're having fun here. Yeah, there was a... Oh, I found it, Dylan. What you got?

42 out of 100, the blueberry pie bar. You know what, that's actually better than I would have thought. Negatives, additives. It says contain additives to avoid, such as sucralose, cocanule, glycerol, artificial flavoring, soy lecatin, citric acid, Oh, no, those are risk-free. So the last two are risk-free. The Yucke-A.

It's actually pretty helpful. It is nice. It also tore this office apart for a time. And also will ruin your favorite things that you like to eat. Did you get some joy out of that what you just ate? Well, you're also going to get AIDS. Yeah, pretty much. So, congratulations.

Pretty much. Now, I want you, Dylan, I want you to do a dramatic reading of Peter Attia responding to a Jeffrey Epstein email. Go ahead. You pull up the email. I don't know it offhand. I'll look. I'm not familiar with Peter Atiyos game.

It's the P word is indeed low carb. Do I kind of say P word? No. Yeah. Well, what do you want to do? What feels natural? The P word is indeed low carb. That's such an old man, fucking dirty thing to say.

Yeah, it's an old guy at the gym that we were talking about the other day. Yeah. He sent that to Jeffrey. Jeffrey Epstein, the... The financier? Oh, man, these... The elite. Let's see some prosecutions today. That's what I've been saying.

Oh, yeah, dude, for sure. I'm sure... For sure that's going to happen. I can't wait. We got Prince Andrew. Yeah, who nobody cares. It means nothing in the grand scheme to anyone. Lost his title. Let's start with that little fucker Lutnik. Nutlick. Ah, good luck, buddy.

Let's investigate. Good luck. Yeah, I know. Don't look too deep into that. All right, well, great show. Good show. Dan, the production was top tier, man. Allegedly.

Get better every day. You've been just a joy. What's the chat saying? See what the chat's saying. It's not been as active. What the fuck, Chad? The fucking chat? What are you doing, man? Anything hot in there?

Nothing really. People say, I believe, Wiltz scored 100, because I can't be a fan of a league that BAM is the all-time single-game high score. Okay. Well, the Wilt thing was way before. Bam, out of bio.

83. Imagine if you had his NBA, his top shot, NFT. It might as well be like J.J. Berea or some dumb shit like that. I'm still sitting on my T.J. McConnell. J.J. Barreya has a ring. J.J. Bureh, massive part of the Dallas Mavericks. You get invested in Top Shot?

I did not. Somebody out there did. Serge Abaka. Brett. He bought it for over a grand. It's worth like 15 bucks now. I got a T.J. McConnell for like $17. You did?

Yeah. What's it worth now? 17. 17. Made the finals. Went off. Almost one game seven by himself. Yeah.

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