Circling Back - Kiffin Hit Piece & Open-Face Glizzies | Circling Back 9-2-26

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

We get Small Biz September off to a hot start with a Backer's wife's romance novel, an open-face glizzy has entered the conversation, a Vanity Fair hit piece on Lane Kiffin has our attention, and Dave's GOATs can't drive. Support today's small business: SAVAGE LIES by Abagail Ruth https://tinyurl.com/savagelies Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (15:20) Small Biz September • (24:30) Glizzy Conversation • (43:15) Kiffin Hit Piece • (54:20) My GOATs can’t drive Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Zbiotics: Go to https://zbiotics.com/steam and use STEAM at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics - Warby Parker: buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://warbyparker.com/steam - Rocket Money: Join at https://rocketmoney.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ranchos. I'm at all ranchos. And Mattel Ranchos. Bonjour now. Circling back podcast. We're back. Wednesday morning. My name is Dave.

Randall Trimbecki. Hi, Dave. He's going to produce. I was going to say, why are we doing Yel League right now? Because Colos football is starting. Marcel's got something for the long horns. We're not having a little story for you, eggs. Whoop.

Get them, Aggies. That was half-heart. You had no heart in that woo. They don't have heart in their wounds. No, if there's one thing they've got, it's heart. You got to lift a foot up, too. You got to, like, kick a heel up when you do it. They're the most monotone, like, cheerleaders ever.

We're going to do the cheerleader face. Yeah, they're yell leaders getting right. Sorry. What are you doing? What's the deal? I don't know. I'm just saying hi. I don't know, man.

Getting ready. There is one person with a, we did a bulk lunch order for our friends who are going to bring us some lunch. One person had mods. Oh, do you want to say what the mod was? No jalapeno. Yeah, which is, there's like a big recall on jalapinos right now. I'm doing it to protect my gut. Yeah.

I hadn't heard about this one. You haven't heard about this one? Oh, yeah. All shit. All kinds of shit's getting. recalled right now. We got beef, tofu, Randy. Beef, lettuce, jalapinos. I was like, oh, we,

you killer tofu. I like jalapinos and stuff, but I ain't risking it right now. I ain't risking it. I thought you were just worried about your upset stomach diarrhea. No, that's why I don't get Chipotle anymore. I'm trying to, I'm trying

to avoid Ria time. But you didn't know that. I mean, that's fair. We need it. It's your best. we got another show to record this afternoon listener voicemails fun fact and uh if you want to hit the hotline 877 7 7 7 it's actually the pipeline it's actually the hoss line yeah third time 877 352 4 677 that's 877 352 hoss dylan shivery right before we started recording we were talking about my my ox insecurity i made a face at my lapy and dylan thought i was reacting to the uh conier west song as i was tapping my foot and that you looked my way and gave me a little look and I thought that maybe you were

I don't know like silently judging I was playing uh st. Pablo from the teelop album which is uh I love the song I think it's really good and I don't know man I just have I just have insecurity about the music I don't ask me if I'd ever heard the song before I don't want to be the only one playing music in here because there's so much pressure I get you put it it on yourself. I put it, it's for, it's the company owns the speakers. I'm a real new new little ad bullet point to your job description. You're now the music guy. Do you want me to play when I was playing that one time? I don't mind mixing it in sometimes. Like I'll do it, but I have insecurity about it. I want you to know. I think, I think you,

I think that's fair. I think everybody should. When you're trying to, when you, if you're in an office, it doesn't matter if your company is selling widgets or podcasts. You're trying to. You're to put on music that everyone's going to like and it's like everybody knows why you're doing it it's very it's very intimidating i'd extend that past the office if you're playing it on the boat you're playing it in the backyard or something playing on the golf like he if you're playing it on the golf that's if you play it on the golf you got to you know it's got to be the right vibes i think i think corporate environments the the even we're not that we're not that corporate man we don't sell out like that but i think the office environment a workplace is the most pressure because

There's still, like, mostly in the music at work. Do you ever host a house party in high school? Because I did a lot. And that was like the burnt. Oh, sick bread. That's life. That was like the burning CD era. So that was obviously like the equivalent of the ox back then.

And man, the pressure to burn like a dope CD for the house party was also off the charts for me. It was, I didn't like it. I tried to pass it off to someone else. Like, can someone bring us some CDs? Please. You would pray and Eugene came through. I wouldn't trust Eugene. You want a Mikey to pull up with a hot mix.

Eugene would just play like... Dave? No. He was like a, he was a very much a 90s country guy, which played, but he would just, he wouldn't go out of his lane.

He would stay there the whole time. It's also pressure on like a road trip too. With maybe a car that you guys aren't like, you don't fully know everyone. That's a high pressure stitch, too. It's like, all right, let's see what kind of music tastes this idiot has.

And then you're just like, new song plays like, oh, here we go. You like this song? So you kind of look around the car, see if people are enjoying it, maybe tap in their feet or silently, you know, singing along, mouth into it. It's a whole thing. That's why I just play the Circling Back podcast. Thank you. Yeah.

Yes, which you should be playing for all of your friends. And then you take their phones and subscribe. I go like, oh, listen, coming up right here is when I mentioned Pizza Hut, people really really, really enjoy this. People are really liking it a lot. People love it, yeah. I'm just sitting there in a car like my arms crossed, just like looking to see everybody's reacting to this song

like that somebody else put on. I'm like, most people like this song that's clearly a cover. Man, they didn't write this song. Also, you got to understand that I'm sitting next to like music encyclopedia Dave, who it's just tough, man. It's a tough crowd in here because of him only, really.

Hmm It's like, it's like, it's like, you're on the driving range next to Scotty. You know, and he's like, he's facing you. And you're like, fuck. What if I, what if I top one here? I wouldn't be doing that at the driving range. Yeah.

Yeah, what if I, what if I catch the hosel on this one and just spray it right, you know? And Scotty's like, oh, look at this fucking jackass. So in this scenario, he's, for some reason, flipped the club over and is hitting lefty. No, no, no. Like, he's hitting a nom right here. Oh, okay. So you aren't facing each other.

We're not facing each other. He's facing me and my backs to him. Just absolutely striping it. That's not that. I mean, he's so locked in, no, he's not noticing it. You get the analogy. Yeah, I just don't think it would go down like that. The analogy is clocking to you.

I just feel like it's different. He's not going to say anything, but he's going to notice it. Yeah. He's like, oh, God, that dorn guy. The guy who wrote that combo. By the way, I just compared you to Scotty Schephler with music. knowledge. You should say like thank you or something. I don't know. That's nice. It's a compliment. Dave, I think you're the Tiger Woods of music knowledge.

Ooh, thank you. You're welcome. More on him later. Oh, goodness gracious. We did a great cold calls episode yesterday. It's up for your consumption. Talk to a first of its kind. First of their kind. A born-again backer. Somebody who stopped listening. It was six years. Just life got in the way and just didn't listen for six years and then jump back in. That was just... Jump back in. Opto. Yeah.

Shout to him. It's like a double jump back in. It's pretty dope. Two feet. And like is just list... I was like, I was curious. I'm like, okay, you jump back in. What are you listening to every episode?

He's like, yeah. That's a lot of content. Yeah, he's checking out the backlog, man. Arguably, our backer of the week. Arguably. I think you gave him the official. You did. Okay, he's our backer of the week, as I stated.

Yeah. That's paywalk. content i want to leave leave people guessing or did he you don't know you got to go beyond that paywall to check it out oh goodness yeah it's podcast week i think it's time you go tell a friend about the pod i think it's about time we get some uh i want some new baby backers in there grow the game i want some baby backers like some some just fresh out the womb backers yeah yeah yeah yeah i want i want skin to skin with these baby backers I'm sorry.

I want to hold them. I want to nourish them, you know? You know, I want to cut that umbilical cord. Maybe you save the percent. Sorry, it's getting gross. Randy, you don't know about that life yet. No, not yet. You ever go skin to skin with your ex-roommate?

Yeah. When you are watching Bannon Brothers? Yeah, all time. Just picturing holding a grown, a grown, a grown, a grown new listener. Yeah. It's weird. They're trying to latch on. You're like,

oh, it doesn't work like that. Oh, I don't have the proper equipment for that. But thanks for trying. Pat them on their little backer head. Yeah, spank their little bottoms. Tell a friend, show them the last two minutes of the show. They'll love it. Okay.

Do that. It's the least you can do. It's the least you can do. It's a least you can do. It's a podcast week. You have to do it. It is, man. Oh, goodness.

Listener voicemails drops on Patreon every Friday. Mention that earlier. But you'll get two. if you just jump into there and go opto, you'll get two at two paywall episodes a week. And we get crazy back there. It's fucking wild. You guys aren't even seeing Dave's quips.

One got featured. Have they done that yet? I don't know. Patreon reached out and they said that, like this is a true story. Patreon reached out and I said, we liked one of your quips. We want to like animate it and post it on our Instagram.

Do you know which one was? It was, let's circle back on touching base. Which to someone with no context of the show or, you know, that could be like a standalone. That could be me just making a funny quip about corporate America. But it actually applies to the show as well. So they're going to animate it. Wow. How about that?

Do you any thoughts on that? Animation. No. Did you miss the last minute of the show? I did. Yeah. Do you know what I was talking about? No.

Okay, guess what I was just talking about? An animation. you're going to have someone animate something. Did you really just check out for that? I was making sure I got all the points of this Kiffin article that we're going to talk about later. Sorry, I was not fun. What were you saying?

How did you miss that? So Warner Brothers pitch us a show about, you know. It's not Warner Brothers. It's Paramount. Yeah. Well, we're going to get a cartoon, but. Check your email. Have you not seen what Brett just sent?

Hang on, you might not be on it. I'm not. Oh, you're literally not on it. It's going to be a political comedy about the adventures of Al-Glizant-D-A. They're going to take something we posted and they want it to be a part of something, but we don't know if they're going to pay or not. So I would like to be on it. Maybe there's a reason you're not on it.

What would that reason possibly be? I don't know. Maybe they think you're going to biff it. Maybe they think you're going to beef it. Huh. Maybe like they just don't want to corrupt the negotiations. Sean's. I can negotiate. I'm kind of the closer here. You're the Kira Cedric of Washed Media. The Bobby Jenks. You're the Bobby Bones of Washed Media. The Bobby Bones? Yeah. Thank you. Some people

like you. No, he's the lunchbox. A lot of people like him. Lunchbox is his body. Your lunchbox. Have you really not seen, did you not remember Brett talking about this Paramount thing? No. I have no context whatsoever. Oh, dude. This is, we should probably take this offline. So, a big deal. Are you, is this, are you pulling my leg? Why would I do that? Because you do it constantly. I don't, are you, are you doing a bit? Because like, how did you miss us? Just talking about this. Because it's, it's, what they're offering is like a big deal. Big deal. Well, we don't know that. They're paying it upwards of 25. You're, this is now, I made this up, dude. We're punishing you for for checking out of the show. It's, I didn't, I checked, I checked into the show, really.

You've been punished. I checked into the show because I'm reading about it. Look, your punishment, an upcoming segment. You paid your time. It was me wasting three minutes of the show to do a bit with a little payoff. And you're back out. And now you're working a job at the grocery store. It's you getting back out into the world. Okay.

You did your time. So I got fired? No. Okay. But you did do some time for it. Okay. Your podcast license has not been suspended. Okay.

Thank you. You're back? I'm back. Yeah. Yeah, people forget that we had to get our license. Not anyone can just do a podcast. You have to get your podcast license. You do from the federal communications,

federal whatever it's called. They're pretty lenient, though. I'll give them out to anybody. Podcast equipment is too cheap. I've been saying that. Oh, man. It's cool to have affordable stuff. It's really cool to have affordable glasses.

Warby Parker, y'all. I don't want to have mine on right now. You've got the Bremers? The Bremers. So do you. I do. Mine are sunglasses and yours are transitional lenses. They are, yeah. They are blue light blockers when I'm inside, and then they darken when I go outside and the sun is out. They're fantastic. I love them. Yeah, honestly, like, it's hard to find a cool set of prescription glasses that are like affordable.

It is. You know what I mean? They have so many frames, too. They have a ton. And you can try them on at your computer. All different face shapes, face sizes. They're just, they're awesome, man. Yeah, you can, first of all, Warby's a one-stop shop now. You can do eye exams, glasses, contacts, sunglasses. You don't have to piece it together anymore. They have over 300 retail stores across the United States. You can also try on whatever frame you're looking at at your phone or computer. And it's like their virtual try-ons awesome. That's what Dylan and I did. Randy went different. Randy's on walks, you know, marches to the beat of his own drum.

He went into the store. They've got a great in-store experience as well. That they do. But we love Warby Parker. Like I said, I get complimented on mine a lot. be wearing mine at the tailgate this weekend. Warby's covered by many major eye insurance plans. Just into your info, see if you're eligible. For benefits on frames, contacts, or eye exams, if you are, they automatically apply them for you. So how about that?

Maybe the best part for Warby Parker, for every pair they sell. They also give a pair to someone in need. They've distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to people in need through its buy a pair, give a pair program. Right now, buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off. additional pairs at warby parker.com slash steam that's 20% off any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at w a r b y parker.com slash steam uh it's september we made it y'all where's the time go it still feels like august sure shit does man

that means a small biz september yeah love small biz it love help love helping people people helping people, man. I'm going to help somebody right now. I'm going to do, of course, small business September. People email Brett at washmedia.com. I'm going to say, hey, I got this small business, something, um, a family member or myself, I kicked up, or we kicked up. And we're trying to get the word out there. And you guys are going to do it. You guys are going to promote our stuff. We vet it. And, uh, last time we let Randy read it, read all the stuff. And he said, I don't want to do that anymore. Yeah. I support small businesses. I just can't read.

A good reader. I don't read too well. That's okay. I'm going to read it. Popcorn reading. No, thank you. What do we got up first? I'm going to do one today.

Hi, for Small Biz September, I'm hoping you'll promote my wife's new book. I've included her pitch for the book below. You can order a physical copy on Amazon or read it for free with Kindle Unlimited. Oh. Kindle? She wrote a book. If you're looking for your next beach read, check out Savage Lies by Abigail Ruth. Savage Lies.

It's a fast-paced mafia romance where the stakes are high and the tension is steamy. Oh my goodness. Okay. Adira and Gray met at a boxing gym where sparks fly on and off the mat. It's simple. He wants her. she wants him. Steamy.

I don't want to stand up right now. Is this going to get steamy? Well, I think it said that, yeah. It said the tension is steamy. That was part of the promotion. Are they going to go in the steam room? Well, it says, how steamy, I'm wondering they get. What part of this, don't you understand?

He wants her, she wants him. But listen, Dylan, it's not that simple. It never is. At least until she finds out that he's in the mob. Oh. Whoa. Okay. Once Adira learns the truth

She knows that she needs to stay away But she can't Yeah And while she may be drawn to him She can't risk revealing her deepest, darkest secret Gray knows Adira is hiding something Behind her sharp smile and icy gaze But he can't quite figure it out

But before he can dig in any deeper She pushes him away No A good man would let her go, but gray wasn't a good man. No, he's not. He's a mobster. Check out Savage Lies by Abigail Ruth on Amazon today. I might tap in, man.

Why don't you fucking calm down? I might tap the fuck in and see what's what. I swear. I'm going to skip to the steamy parts first, and then I'll go back to the beginning. Start. I swear, if he tries to fix a fight or something at this box, and I'm, ooh, that gray gets me all hot. I don't want to like, I don't want to guess what's going on here, but I mean, I bet I've got an idea. So she's got a secret.

So his, okay, we know that he's, the mob guy, we know he's mobbed up. That's like, if you're in the mob, you don't, you don't drop that, like, date one, like, I'm a mobster. Oh, my God. No, that's, it's like a third day. I'm in the mob. It's like a third date reveal. Sorry, touch. You need to know something about me.

Yeah. I'm a little mobbed up, hey. Yeah, just, you know, like, I'm straight up like I'm in the, we're talking to cause I know. racketeering and shit. Yeah, we're still around. Yeah. I'm doing a mob pod

with my buddy, paddy fingers. How do you get into the mom? Yeah. Do they recruit you? Do you recruit you? Or do you find your way in? There's a ring. And it chooses you.

And it'll approach you. Like a boxing ring? No. It's a ring you wear and it approaches you like when you're most vulnerable and it'll ask you. And brightest day and darkest night. Hey, are you a frame?

and you'll be like, oh, fuck, of course I am. This is a lanterns. Lanterns play. The next thing you know, it's like, dude, you give everybody the ick, dude. Why'd you get so scared? That's how it works.

No, it's not how you get in the mafia. Anyway. I'm going to bet maybe she's not who she's, I wonder if she's maybe on the other side of the law. Oh. Or that's why. Maybe she's in a rival, a rival faction. Maybe she's

a maybe she's with maybe she's a double mob agent. What if she's on with Johnny Touch Tunes? The guy, Johnny Touch Tunes is the new mob guy down on the other borough. And he just plays shitty songs at the bar? Yep. He plays

nothing but like old ass like I mean, they're not shitty songs, but it's stuff you don't want to hear at Wildlings. He's playing like old like Dean Martin's Sinatra kind of show. And you're like there and you're like, who's playing them? Oh shit. get Johnny's here. Why are we listening to New York,

New York again? Or maybe like she has a cat and he's like allergic to cats. He doesn't have to be a big secret. She just has a secret. I feel like it's gonna be a bigger secret than that though, Randy. Maybe the secret is that she is actually, maybe the secret is that she is actually

the father of the two kids that she's nannying for. Yeah, what about that? In an old lady suit equipped with giant old lady breasts. Okay. And she just loves her kids so much that she's doing this. That'd be weird. And he's like, who are you really? And she's like, hello.

Okay. Hello, who are you? 4.5 out of five. I'm in the mom, see? 4.5 out of five on Amazon. Yeah, they don't know. They don't know. But I'm making a move.

Abigail Ruth, good author name. I wonder if that's a pen name. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. Didn't go with the first two of, initials last name like a lot of authors do i noticed like noted new york times bestselling author w r bougham jk rallying you know they all do r l stein a lot of them do it what's up at that why did

they do that dc or dj shivery well she's actually like an alien oh that'd be a twist she's not from yeah that would be a secret wow wow this certainly it changes things babe here's like a jude kid i still love you though. How old are you? You sound a little bit older now. Well, I've been on the planet for quite a while. I don't like this.

This is just a little bit too good. I did watch the latest lanterns, by the way. Okay. The alien reveal is kind of sick. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Spoilers. That's going to be kind of sick in the book, too. When she, of course, reveals her help to be an alien.

We don't know if that's the case. We haven't read the book. We're just saying, go support the book. Savage lies. by Abigail Ruth Okay That's the first small biz September I love small biz September

Oh no Woodhouse chocolates Don't send us more chocolates Dude that shit went so hard That shit was good That was the first small business September ever Really

Speaking of woodhouse See I met this old brown I was a boxin jam We were there Give it the old one two The old jab jab cross I was holding Mitz for her.

And she held a... What she held... She held me skin to skin. She nursed me back to health. Wow. Yeah. I got real mommy issues. Yeah, sounds like it.

I missed my mammy. Man. She beat my heart like it was a speed bag, see? Yeah, that's good. Eh. Eh. I showed her that. I showed her the heavy bag

It's equipment you'd find out of a gym, Dylan How'd you understand? It is, yeah Yeah It's a heavy bag All right, this is stupid We've got a lot of runway out of that small bit of September That was a good one

Savage lies Yeah, we can't promise that all the ones Moving forward, we'll get a whole segment We're Savage guys We are Do you remember when Savage was big, like 2016? Yeah, I hated it. It was fine for a minute

Then it went away Then it got overdone It was fun to put it in a headline just to piss off Dylan. He'd be like, Yo, this guy's response was Savage. Dylan's like, can you change that? Hey, can you sing there? Just, hey, can you take Epic out of the...

Epic or Savage, go, which one? I'll take Savage over Epic. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Epic, people absolutely ruin that word. The word Glysses really entered the geist. It has.

I popped over to the Reddit Same I saw you in there I got an email from Reddit It said hey you're missing this thread It's called pulling a Dylan So of course I click that That could mean a number of things

Of course I clicked through What is pulling a Dylan I'm new here? I'm actually an infant backer I'm still on your skin I don't think I quite understand What this person is talking about So this is me.

This is an infant backer on Dylan. This comes to us from a listener, millennial gentrifier. Okay. Pulling a Dylan. Was at Barclays the other night watching the Liberty plus one ally point. And so a girl turned her stadium hot dog sideways, remove the piece of bun now at the top and eat an open face hot dog. I don't think the carbs are what you need to worry about there. Hoss.

They're saying she pulled a Dylan. As I read it, I now understand what this means. Yes, yes. Turning it sideways, that's just regular hot dog. You hold a hot dog sideways. Do you not? You don't eat it vertically. Here's a visual aid.

There's a good image. Someone also had the confusion here. So you see what they did, Dylan, is it was like that, turned it, rotated at 90 degrees, and then Oh, I was thinking at first, like holding it vertically, like you would eat. So now, instead of the meat, the hot dog itself sitting at like the bottom. Right. Like in the, at the bottom, you know, like a valley.

Yeah. Now it's just like laying a top of like a single bun. I got it now. Which is dangerous. See, the bun on the left is the bun that's been removed and crossed out. Yeah. So I do get it now. Okay.

Man, this is sneaky like because of you. So see, it's a double. Dylan because it's a hot dog and it's also removing one. Right. I love what she's doing. First of all, I want to get that out there. I think this is a very smart play. You're you're removing half the carbs. What is better for you? Or yeah, what would be the more healthy thing to do long term? Is it remove the bun to save yourself a few grams of carbs or remove the the wiener that is just processed, nitrates, sodium, hell? They're both not. good for you but in different ways right sure yeah so what do you think uh what she's doing is

is my preferred removal so you'll take the process yeah okay um i went i i commented in this thread as well um we had some we had some all be franks at the crib yeah yeah yeah they're good they're good and this is what I did. You guys checked out Savage Lodge yet? Yeah, Frank. I've been reading it at the beach. That twist was crazy, huh? Yeah, I can't believe it. She's an alien. Can I talk about what I did with my hot dog? Yeah, yeah, tell you you to do it the dog. I did, um, same concept, but different. Same but different. I double stuff to hot dog. So I put two, I clip that. I put two, I put two, I put two wieners in a bun. All right. So I'm eating two hot dogs, but it's only costing me one bun worth of carbs as opposed to two buns worth of carbs.

Girl, you're nasty as hell. Think about it. So technically what's nasty about that? It's just like not of stuffing those two in your mouth, dude. You freaky like that. I am. I know, I know. Same concept.

I still remember. There's a scene. Same concept is what? Of like the carbs. I cut the carbs in half. If he were to torn the, uh, the bun in half, he would have done a double of what this would have been a quadruple. Well, it would have been one half of a bun to hot dogs.

Because I'm doing, I'm doing two dogs at the price of, so you'd already resign to doing two, you were going to eat two of the actual weeners. Yes. You're like, that is going to happen regardless of how many. Okay. And so, yeah, exactly. So you did two dogs, one bun. Two dogs, one bond.

Boy, you just nasty. Someone replied. and said, does double protein offset carb consumption? With this logic, a double patty would then warrant the top of the bun to remain in place. I do see what this person's saying. And while it does make some sense, I consider a double patty to be like my portion of protein. You know, like that's my, that's my standard protein portion. I'm never going to eat two hamburgers to get double patty, but I might get a double patty burger.

to get extra protein. You know what I'm saying? I'm not going to run back a second burger just to get that extra. Exactly. Exactly. That makes sense. For sure.

I'm pretty sure there's a scene in Blades of Glory where like there's like controversy about them being partners. And Kai just has two wieners and a bun and says, does that look right to you? I'm like, that's exactly what I was thinking of right there. That's a good blades of glory pole.

I haven't seen that in a long time. I saw it once, maybe twice. It's fine. It's worth a rewatch, I think. I don't know about that. I don't know. stream room uh okay wait so wait you were just you kept uh so when i when i go to p terries open

your mouth as wise it can go to p terries i get a i get a double cheeseburger yeah i do too and i remove the top on yeah god damn it so we're talking two patties one half of a bun patty fingers in the building hot hot dog similar concept but obviously i'm not removing any bun i'm just not eating the second one altogether i know but like isn't that like a like a lot I mean, honestly, like both scenarios, I'm cutting carbs in half. Can you, yeah, but you're also, can you fit your fist in your mouth? No. Try.

Because that is a way, you have to really open your mouth to get those two in there. It's not true. Are you stacking them vertically or horizontally? Wait, what? You're putting two wieners in this bun, right? Yeah. How are they sitting? Like, are they sitting like a double barrel over under?

You're sitting end to end? No, no, no, Dylan. Are they sitting side by side? Overrider or side by side. Yeah, like this or like this? Or like this. Yeah, yeah. They're side by side.

Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. The bond is just, that shit's just busted wide. I know. I'm just thinking like that you've got to really open that. No, these weren't massive weanies. It's like a shotgun barrel.

These weren't massive wings. That would make sense. These were regular size weanies. Okay. These weren't like ballpark jumbo dogs. That would have been real tough to do. You're a freak of league. Yeah, I am.

I'm just carbware. If I can card them, I'm going to do it. Keisha. Dylan. Yolanda. This woman at the at the basketball game, she's on something there. She's not. It's an open face.

It's an open face hot dog. She needs to just calm down. No, she's smart. Just, I just, we're just at this point of just not enjoying things to where you're at a basketball game. What if I told you I enjoyed, I enjoyed my double dog. That's, I mean, good for you, man. I'm not here. What you choose to do.

do behind closed doors is fine with you fine by me good for you with her though you're at a ball game yeah it's just like dude just you're you're you're gonna be okay make you'll probably burn off that there is little bun there when you're walking back up the stairs i will agree there is a ball game exemption for like a fun exemption fun exemption sure unless she's like a scout and she has to go to every game and she's just like god damn it she didn't have to eat hot dogs at every game no what if she's got a problem what does she got a crippling glizia addiction. Then she's got to get control of that. What if she's addicted to Frank? I'm addicted to this new book. Except Frank is secret. Frank is secretly in the mafia.

I don't know. What if Frank's the dawn? Like if I see this woman, I'm going to, I'm going to take a mental note. Like, I like what she's doing. Like, I wouldn't do it in this environment. You should approach her. Like, hey, I see what you're doing. It's a car play. And I think it's great. you walk up to her and you're like what about eight inches and thick dude that fucking that fucking guy that's one of the most disturbing videos ever yeah my uh well high school group chat one of the guy a couple of guys we have a side chat where we get real like we're like way way too online we found the people recreating that we'll go go to a drive-thru and just recite the

monologue what is he to to people who have no contact It's really, it's not a good thing to be. What's the sad part of, I'm blanking on it. It's like his daughter died or something like that. But okay, to preface it with, none of that stuff really happened. He was just, I believe, like, just so intoxicated on substances. Like panic oversharing? Yeah, he trauma dumps, even though, like, the stuff isn't true.

So, like, he finds, like, so nobody, I don't even want to play the video because it's so. It's weird. It's a guy. This happened in Padre. Okay. There is guys doing the man on the street stuff or man on the beach and they're like, if it goes up to these girls, the girls are like young, by the way. And they've got this guy and he's very, he's bigger.

He just walks up to the conversation because he's camera rolling. He just walks up and interjects. They're like, do you like muscular guys? Like they're trying to like get the girls to say something crazy. Yeah, they want to sound like. Yeah. And the guy, the girl's like, no, I actually like scrawny guys or something. And this guy who's not a scrawny guy, he's like, he gets mad.

He takes it personally. And he just starts going, what about eight inches and thick? And they're like, what? And he's like, what about bodybuilders? What about multimillionaires? And they're like, uh, and then he's like, then he goes into like, he realizes like, they're not receptive. They're just like looking at him.

So it's like the pressure's on him. And then he starts going, my wife, what did he see? Let's he say. He's like, my daughter, I lost my daughter two weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah. He's like my wife, 25, 20 years face. We're divorced now.

Like, and it was just, it goes on. Like, what do you even say to that? And they're just, everyone's sitting there like, what, what's happened? What, what is this? They got gold. People filming got gold. Yeah, they got gold from like a unlikely source. And anyway, it's now like a meme and it don't let that be in your algorithm or algorithm

because it's just, it's really people, because your wife will be like, what are you laughing at and you're like, I don't even want to like, it's not even worth your time. Just go on about, go back and read Savage. lies. Because I'm telling you. Oh, my God. That guy. Two glitzies, one bun.

I hope he's in a better place now. Mentally. I can't believe you were just going double barrel with it. Yeah, I did. I did. I mean, I can't really talk eight, six hot dogs in 48 hours, not that long ago. Six buns? Yeah.

Yeah. It's a lot of bread, dude. I don't give a fuck. I'm crazy. You don't. 25 years faithful. Just picture Joey Chestnut, just like double stuff in them. But then he's got, you got to eat the bun with this.

He's got to eat just a bun. Now, he'll be stupid. Anyway, I don't know. I'm weird, maybe. No, you're not. Then that's fine. I mean, if that's the weirdest thing about you, then that's fine. Is it the weirdest thing about me?

Maybe. Not that weird. I mean, the crippling egg addiction, it's not crissue. You literally can't leave the house without one. It's, you have to eat it in the corner of the room by yourself. I made eggs this morning. I did too. I was, I was cracking one and dropping it into the pan.

It just busts, it just went all under the burner. Oh, that's hell. I fucking, I turned the burner off. Did you lick it up? I switched the pan to a new burner, and then I had to clear. It was a whole fucking thing. You licked it up with your nasty ass? I got a straw.

Well, yeah. Were you more mad that it got underneath the burden and you had to clean it up or that you waste in an egg. I did save the yolk. I picked up the yolk and dropped it in the bed. That's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, my hands were clean. Plus it cooked, so it killed any, anyway.

I mean, you saved roughly, you know, if you'd lost the whole egg, that's six grams of protein. Sure. The price of eggs. I'm telling you, man, we go through a lot of eggs, the shivery household. Yeah, I know, Dylan, I work with you. Mm-hmm. Come on, man.

Smelly. No, I don't smell. That's good for you. Eat them. I had three this morning. I did. I'd do mine in an olive oil. I had three and a half.

That's the weirdest thing. Why does he always have to be a one-up? Yeah. Or a 0.5 upper. Uh-huh. You're a half-upper. Well, I just told the story about the, about the egg. Yeah, but it's like, it's like you couldn't let it go.

It didn't really add to the podcast. And you're just like, oh, I'd one more. Yep. That's three, five. Some of the egg white, the egg white part, it fell between the, uh, stove in the countertop and I'm just never going to get that out. It's just down there forever. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I'm not going to pull the whole unit out just to clean. I get it. There's some things that you just have to deal with. I hope that it just doesn't cause like a larger issue. Yeah. You want to hear something crazy? Yes.

This is now this is how you had value to a podcast. All right. I'm ready. Should I do this in like podcast guy voice or just normal voice? I was doing it as myself. since we're doing here. You are a podcast guy. Did I tell you our ice maker stopped working like a month ago?

Maybe six weeks ago. Just stop working. Ice maker. It's happened before, did all the stuff, looked up videos, pulled it out, the ice maker thing. Filter was good. Made sure it wasn't like frozen over. Messed with all the buttons. Nothing worked.

Resigned to the fact that like as long as we have this fridge, we're just going to be buying ice at the gas station and having it sit in the freezer. Yeah. Or when we need it, we need it. Yesterday, Alyssa's like, ice maker's working again. What? I go, did you try something new? She's like, no. It just decided to take a little time off.

It took like a six-month sabbatical. That's fucking weird. Creep me out. Maybe we should try to use the water dispenser in this fridge again. Because you know it stopped working like three years ago? Yeah, what happened there? It just, the fridge came with the... One day it worked.

The next day, it didn't. We should just call the landlords. I'm sure they'll fix it. I mean, I looked into it. I'm pretty sure there was a, like the gasket was like had a breach. So it was getting way too cold in there. Like it was, I don't know. Stuff froze over and then I think it just broke.

Yeah. I got the gasket replaced, but otherwise. That fridge was left here by the last tenant. It doesn't technically belong to the landlord. I'll tell you this. For previous tenants, those guys ruled because they left us like a big bottle of Advil. A bunch of fridge.

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Like, we've gone through, I mean. They left Brett his monitor. Yeah, a monitor. The chairs that kind of work in the conference room. Some of those chairs are just falling apart, but we still use them. And the most important thing,

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Because we got a lot. Let's see here. We could talk lane train. Let's do lane, man. Let's do lane train. Yeah. You know, we talked, we mentioned last week of the week before, maybe he was with Taylor, how quiet it's been or he's been.

And up until the NFL drag, you know, the college football kids coming back from practice squads, that kind of stuff. Yeah. He came back with a vengeance. The dude hasn't even played the first game under the Lane Kiffin era, LSU. And this dude has just been all over the headlines. Yeah, the latest thing, this isn't no longer about the NFL players returning to LSU that's been grabbing headlines for a while. Vanity Fair dropped a hit piece. on our boy Lane Kippin.

They did. A lot of it is stuff that I feel like people who are college football fans who are very online kind of new. But you get some quotes, some insight into the Nick Saban thought process during the Alabama playoff run of 2016 when he famously fired Lane from his OC role a week before the Natty. Which I had forgotten about. by the way. I had forgotten about. I had, Sark was calling plays in that game.

Yeah, it's, Sark catches it, Sartre in this, like sputtering offense, led by Steve Sarkoos. He had like five days to prepare. That's true.

That's true. Whatever. Yeah, it's not all the stuff that you see rumored out there in the Burn Reverse on, from Ole Miss on Twitter. There's still some stuff that's out there,

but they probably didn't have enough, enough, uh, verifiable evidence to bring it to the piece. But yeah, I do know that there's a quote here from a unnamed source that when Lane had finally had it up to here with, or excuse me, when Nick Saban had it had it up to here with Lane's antics, he said, I'm going to fire that cock sucker. Is that what he said? Yeah, that's the quote. He wasn't real happy that the FAU job, Blaine, it was all out there.

and Lane apparently, according to players on the team, was just in the huddle, just drawing up, he was just drawing up plays that they'd never practiced before. Was it Sabin who told one of his assistants to kind of, like, not babysit Lane, Kevin, but keep an eye on him and tell him to keep him away from sorority girls? Yeah. Was it Sabin who said that? I don't know if it was miss. Yeah, I think so.

Mrs. There's a quote or there's a little anecdote about Lane, his family at the, the time was living in California. He's in Tuscaloosa by himself. He was like the only member of the staff to go to the bars. Like he was basically just going out. Yeah. And people are like, uh, dude. Here's the quote. This is from Saban, Nick Saban. You've got to keep laying away from the girls that are in college. Just keep them away from the sorority girls. Make sure they've graduated college or are working a job. It's like we know he's going to be chasing these chicks, make sure they have moved on from school, basically.

Yeah Just the thought of him being He's in Tuscaloosa alone It's like a dude on a work trip But the work trip is a college football season And they're just like I'm just gonna go bars I'm just gonna go hit up Thursday And I'm gonna do $2 U college

I'm just getting in there Can you control F hotties for me That was maybe my most The most cringeworthy Probably the most damning thing in there Is the quote If you could read that quote Yeah, so Lane Kiffin would spend a lot of time at Ennis Free Irish Pub, which is a Tuscaloosa bar.

Go on, Lane. Go home, boy. So he would walk into this bar where he spent a lot of time. By the way, allegedly used the pseudonym Joey Freshwater. Everybody remembers Joey Freshwater, big player back in the day. Let's see, I'm going to read this whole sentence here. You got a game tomorrow, Lane. You shouldn't be at me bar.

On at least one occasion, an Alabama's. staffer had to go to NS3 Irish pub to retrieve a golf cart Kiffin had left there the night before. It's frat. The owner of the bar, Derek Purdy, would call and say, your boy Lanes back here asking where the hotties are. That's not good. Says Josh Booty. Can you introduce me to hotties?

That's not good. Can you clip that for the board? As one friend of Kiffin's during the time put it, he was afraid Kiffin was going to, quote, unquote, drink himself to death i just can't have somebody in my squad unironically asking for hotties like i mean i know dylan like back in the day in your single area you were always saying like slam pieces i was yeah but like hoddies is where i draw the line what if the quote was like what if how would it change things if you read that and the quote was hey we're the sorstitutes yeah what if i was He's using bad TFM lingo from like 2012.

Oh, my God. Where the hotties at? Don't say that, dude. Apparently, one of the staffers also said, um, did he, he needed to keep his dick in his pants, or put,

put your dick back in your pants, actually. Where are the freaking smoke shows, dude? Oh, dude. Where are the babes? Did you see this, uh, did you see this TFM babe in the day? Holy schnikes, dude. Holy crud.

This chick's a batty. Dude, check it out. She goes to Florida State. She's a rocket ship, dude. Oh, my God. Dude, to the freaking moon. The Tfm girls' Instagram page was a problem. Yeah, no doy.

Yeah, especially for Lane. Yeah, dude, especially for Lane. A bunch of hotties, dude. Introduce me to some hotties. Hey, come meet my, come meet the OC. Hey, gals. I know you have class tomorrow. Come meet the.

see he's you've probably seen him here before he's here like four nights a week that's tough yeah it's just funny that can be my buddy my buddy Joey we know what you look like dude you're Lane Kiffin

they're saying they're saying that his greatest accomplishment this is come this is a quote by Trevor Hewitt who worked at the NS3 bar in addition to covering the team interesting duo of jobs there who basically

he said that Lane Kiffin's greatest accomplishment while working for Alabama was keeping this whole scandal under wraps. Because it really wasn't much about it back then at all. No. That was also during like the whole divorce from Laila Kiffin. I mean, I'm honestly like Urban Meyer got

sniped immediately. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why didn't anyone just pull their phone out and pop Lane? He never paid his tab, didn't maybe because. He still owes me hundreds of dollars. Maybe because at Tuscal, In Tuscalo, they keep that shit. They're down for it.

They're like, all, we can't. Oh, bro, dude, the machine. We can't put this kiff and shit out there. Bro, they've got the machine there, man. They run that freaking school and they were protecting their OC. During a national title run, they lost to Clemson, by the way. Because of Sark, apparently. Because of Sark.

Dude, the funny is sputtering office. Also, Sabin, so that I did, I forgot they played previously that before the, the Natty, they played Washington in the Peach Bowl in the playoff. And 24 to 7, they beat. him. Sabin was pissed. He's like, well, how did we only put up 20? I think that was also one of those was a pick six. I'm not mistaken. Okay. But they, they didn't put up any points against Washington. And Saban's like, what the how? How? Yeah. They want to playoff game. His court was Washington softs. They want a playoff game by 17 points. And Saban's like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, that's, and then he

said, all right, that's it. Draw, yeah, like you said, drawn up plays that they weren't even in the playbook. Yeah. Players had obviously never practiced before. I would love to have somebody, somebody, some football mine needs to go back and watch I want to see the plays. Yeah, I would love to know which of the plays that they just, he drew up. Receivers are like, I don't know which route I'm supposed to do here. He drew it on a napkin on the sideline. Yeah, dude, for sure.

That's the Bo Scarborough team. We'd play intramural football and I'd be like, just, like, we had like five plays. Like, just get open. I don't know. I don't know what to do here. Just please just go get open somewhere. Hang on, I'm looking this.

I'm looking up, Smith. That was Jalen Hertz. That's right I'd like to I'd like to get some comment from him This was after Tua had moved on Because I remember Tua Played the second half of a Natty

Because Hertz was struggling And they won So that had to have been Was this the next year Must have been As a BAM As a lifelong Tide fan With Will

I don't remember how that How the timeline works there He was a freshman in 2016 Tua was hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts sorry okay okay so this hurts hurts hurts hurts sorry okay okay funny it's funny but uh guy he's got a lot going on that day that's that's life when you're motherfucking kiff him the season their season starts in three days they got a big one clemson again by the way they got climpsons saturday night that's gonna be a that's the

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circling. That's rocketmoney.com slash circling. Rocketmoney.com slash circling. Yeah, I don't know who's more excited about the other person. cop in a plea, are the other person's case being disposed of Tony or Tony Roams or the cat, Tiger Woods. Right. Both had their, both had their legal troubles taken care of, so to speak. They both, they come with some punishments, though. Romo said he's got an alcohol dependency. Yeah, Romo issued a statement yesterday or the day before, basically like, long story short,

Hey man, I fucked my back up a bunch playing for the Cowboys and got really hooked on pain pills, got off and then started drinking. And yeah, I've got a team around me. I'm getting treatment. So there you go. He's still on leave from CBS. Wish Tony well. Twice the legal limit.

So if you were like me and holding out hope that he wasn't drunk at all, now. Yeah. He was feeling it. License suspended. For six months, I believe. Can I operate a motor vehicle? Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive.

And for an amount of time, any vehicle is going to have the lock on it. Breathlizer built in? I guess the breathalyzer. Yeah. My buddy's dad had one of those growing up. Damn, those are tough. I've never actually seen one. The cat, similar.

It turns out the cat's going to be without, he's not going to be driving for a number of years. including a golf cart? That, I think he's going to be able to drive a golf car on a golf course. Okay, y'all were talking about that in the bullpen. I thought that was an action. Well, like they asked whoever was given the, I don't know which, it was Tiger's attorney or the DA, but they said we'll have to look into that. But he definitely can't drive a golf car like on a road.

Yeah. Which I know some like beach communities you can do that. But that would be a motor vehicle and he couldn't do that. That's probably a big player in Jupiter, Florida. where he lives. You're right. So my goats, dude. Yeah, it's tough, man.

It is tough. Is Romo going to be, I know he's suspended? He's on leave. Will he be back? I don't know. I don't really know. Okay. It kind of makes you wonder, like, how many of those games he's done?

Because there's been, he's had some tough games last couple years. I think he's, uh... Do you think he was sauced up? I don't know. Wouldn't, I mean, yeah, I mean, if he's, if he's to the point of getting treatment, then it would not surprise anybody. Yeah. You know, Nancy knew.

Nance had to know. Nance is the consummate professional. But yeah, man, that's a bummer. Year one, Tony was good. Year two, Tony was, I thought, good. And then year three was tough. People loved him in year one. It was different.

It's a change of pace. And then you got Greg Olson in there a couple of years later. Oh, Greg Olson's actually really good. Yeah. And Greg Olson is very good. And then Gary Olson got booted down from the A team when Brady took over. So it's like, what are we going to do here? JJ Watt filling in in the meantime.

So I guess we're going to get a lot of JJ. Sure. I guess I just assumed they'd slide McAfee in somehow. They'd make it work. Just have McAfee do play-by-play and commentary. See, he's got a movie coming out that's hitting theaters and Netflix at the same time, I believe. Is he just a minor role?

Like, he's like a drill sergeant? Or is he like the main dude? I don't know. It's one that I just scrolled by because I didn't want to acknowledge it. Pat McAfee is a drill instructor in The Mosquito Bowl coming to theaters October 30th

in Netflix, November 25th. Okay. And there are pictures of him dressed as a drill instructor just in someone's face giving it to him. Yeah, I don't. know man i just don't think we needed this summer pat rolls on dude i mean the big two the big two

six will be remembered for a number of things um some wars um tofu and jalapenoos and uh lettuce and pat mccafee yeah yeah power rank them go stand you cancel those three things the the the the food being bad, the war in Iran and Pat McAfee. Go, Dylan Shivry. I'm going to stand Pat McAfee, because other things are like pretty shitty. Clap, clip that. I'm going to cancel the war in Iran. Oh, you are?

Yeah. Why? Specifically. Because people are dying. Good answer. Oil is surging. Good answer. Good answer.

Let's go. Thank you. Our. His family feud. Our munitions are being depleted. but mostly because people are dying. And then I guess I have to mute the, the food situation.

Diarrhea, which also stinks. It's Rhea time. A cocky Ria time. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. There's a lot going on. Yeah.

Do we need a shout out anybody else here in the... We can save that last one for tomorrow. I neglected to see that one down there. No, it's okay. We can save it. We kind of did some shuffling anyway, so it won't be a problem. Lane, you gotta go home, boy.

You got a game tomorrow. You're on thin ice with Nick. You gotta get out of me bar. It's the first of its kind, an Irish pubbing, Tuscaloosa. Tuscaloosa. Tuscaloosa. Okay.

Scalosa. Go on. There's no hotties here no more. You're scared out of hoties out. You're scattering the hose, Nick. And Lane, all right, I'm done. Only hot shepherd pies. Oh.

You don't like a shepherd pie? It just doesn't sound good when it's so warm out. Yeah, I guess that's true. A shepherd pie. Darcy's donkey got some good meat pies, man. That place should have done better. It's just a nomad. Nothing lives there except for the burger place.

It's overpriced. Question, is it? It is. Is it where Austin East Siders was? No, it's where Loo's currently is. Which used to be ski shores. Yes. Correct.

And Austin, Java, and a number of other places. Gotcha. Because a place- In Java's not bad. Because a place that was Austin East Siders, then became a Chinese restaurant. And I think it now just opened up as like a Greek restaurant. That is exactly correct. That strip of-

It was also before, there was also Billy's, uh, something, barbecue place. Billy's, whatever. That's, whole streets curse, man. Shady Grove is now just an overgrown jungle. Used to be a major destination in Austin. It's literally Shady now. That's good. David. That's really good.

That's true. That's live from your motherfucking frat star. I want cabba bars and how a wine bar nothing works. It's all fucked bro. It's a cool little area. Yeah. Restaurant inflation. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

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