Circling Back - Laguna Beach, El Camino & Pence's Motorcade

Episode Date: September 23, 2019

We break down the El Camino teaser and Emmy winners, Will talks about Laguna Beach and his friendship with Stephen Colletti, and we make sense of the Mike Pence motorcade issue on Mackinac Island. We also further discuss plans for Spooky SZN and briefly touch on the most recent episode of Succession. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (1:33) Brett Is Officially In Austin (14:44) Laguna Beach — Good Show, Great City (22:31) El Camino Teaser & Emmy Winners (37:31) Mike Pence's Motorcade (48:08) RIP Juul (56:43) Area 51 Flopped Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off) Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback (Free Refill Pack) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast monday live from the early bird cbd studios in austin texas my name is will defries to my right dave ruff did you almost call me something else no okay actually i was yes i almost did i almost i was going to call you dave we dem boys rough okay and i didn't want to give the cowboys that much credit early on and so now i'm doing that even more unfortunately you know your boys had a good day when dave comes in wearing the game day polo on a monday i was about to say something about that yeah i love it yeah it's my little um it's my little way of recognizing are you spiking the football right now no there's the dolphins you know still we covered it's tight hey um i just want to give

a shout out to adam newman ceo of we work yeah what's his deal right now we talked about this on the patreon last week it's the latest with this guy he might be um he might be getting ousted he might be getting the boot there seems to be some sort of investors and board members who want to get him out of there after the WeWork expose, which if you haven't seen it, don't even go read it. Go subscribe to our Patreon and listen to last week's listener voice calls because I think we spent the first 15 minutes just going through the absurd shit.

He's a wild man, and i can't believe i didn't know that this guy existed he definitely has sent a text today to somebody saying like hey do you have elon musk phone number right now i gotta get out of this shit do you see though he has super voting shares so he can basically block a board vote against himself so wait i'm guessing that you brett that's brett oh yeah what up brad guys i'm guessing that you actually read the article and not just the headline. Yeah, I might have done that. Dude, super voting.

Can you guys give me super voting abilities at Washed? You know your boy super votes. Since y'all said his name, does that qualify as an intro already? Hold on, man. We're talking to Brett. Major shouts. Today's Brett's first day in Austin, Texas. Brett's going to catch the intro before your boy? Yeah.

Yeah, Brett's first day. He gets an intro before you. That makes sense. He showed some initiative and interjected himself. Yeah, he doesn't just sit back like a wimp like you. Sorry about that. I just had to comment on the super voting shares of that. Wow, he's really fitting in already.

Yeah, today's Brett's first official day in Austin. Yes, yeah. With Wash Media. He's been with us for the entire month of September, but today he's officially in Austin. He's been on the road for the past two weeks. Seems like it. I officially move in today to my Austin apartment,

which I'm psyched about. I was on the road starting Wednesday, went to New York, then went to Nashville Thursday. That was 14 hours. Then I went to Dallas Friday. That was 14 hours. Then I went to Dallas Friday. That was another 10. Dave told me he's been letting Randy use your bed as his dog bed. That's sweet.

So that means you took it out of the box, and now I've got to pack that up. Yeah, it's going to be real pain in the ass. Dude, I hear it's really easy to shove back into the vacuum seal, though. You can just put it right back in and throw it in your car. A little shop vacuum, just kind of vacuum seal it. So I was worried. I don't know what brand of mattress it is, but it's one of the ones

that comes boxed up and it's, I've been worried that every time I'm going to go, I go out there to like recycle, throw my cans in the recycling bin and I'm like, one of these days I'm going to come out

and it's going to be so hot that it's just exploded like a, like a popcorn kernel. No, I don't think that's how it works though. I don't know, man. Like popcorn?

Yeah. Oh man, come on. Like I'm going to hear like this loud bang and it's how it works, though. I don't know, man. Like popcorn? Yeah. Oh, man, come on. I'm going to hear this loud bang, and it's going to be his mattress. I mean, it's possible. Who knows? I'm not sure of the science. I don't know if the science is there. I'm not a big science guy, so.

It just seems like, I don't know. It's fine, though. I checked. Great. I can't wait to pick it up at some point today. We should probably schedule that. Yeah. And I was telling you, but there's a really good pool scene at your apartment.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. How do you know that? You've been there before i went there once okay yeah um dallas's friend lived there and parks was over there swimming and they invited me i went and hung out and i was like oh this is a situation where we pop bottles and stuff no i didn't have any drink i just went for a little swim with with the homie and uh they have uh some of his adult friends my apartment actually looks out over the pool oh really so it's gonna be i guess it's gonna one with the homie. Some of his adult friends. My apartment actually looks out over the pool. Oh, really? So it's going to be even more of a scene. And they have one of those

ping pong tables that's attached to the ground, and it's like a stone ping pong table. I don't know if you can't count any wins or losses on that. Yeah, I don't like outdoor ping pong tables. I don't think serious pongers don't play on those kind of tables. The last time I played outdoors, I was hitting my stride in ping pong tables. I don't think serious pongers don't play on those kind of tables. The last time I played outdoors, I was hitting my stride in ping pong,

and I played my buddy, and the wind was blowing, and he smoked me, and I was like, dude, you're not better than me. He skunked me, essentially. As long as you let him know, you're not better than me. I hate people who play ping pong just for fun and not for keeps. People who don't have any action in the game, it's like, dude, fuck you. Get off the table. So you're like, what's like, dude, fuck you, get off the table. So you're like, what's your ping pong handicap before you play?

Yeah. We got pretty good a few years ago. Remember, we had the ping pong tournament. Oh, yeah. And I got dead last place. Remember that? I forgot about that. I had just come back from like a bachelor party or something

and I was like shaking. And I had to play like Ross first round or something. You got your doors blown off. Dude, he just, I just got, I almost got skunked. And the reason I didn't was because I had a shot that nicked the end of the table and fell off. And it was such a, like a blessing. Who won that?

It wasn't Jared. No, it was. J-Bone was an early bounce, actually. Oh, was it Carter? Might've been Carter. Maybe it might've been Carter. Yeah. No one knows who we're talking about, but. You should go for it. Search Carter Watkins been Carter. Maybe it might have been Carter. Yeah. No one knows who we're talking about,

but you should go Carter search Carter Watkins on Instagram. Oh yeah. He's got his skulls. He does some really cool stuff with skulls and beads. Yeah. And also if you, if you don't know who Jared is like, you're probably better for it.

Shut up, dude. Jared's awesome. Um, we have some announcements to make today Your intro Dylan Oh yeah what up Dylan What's up fam 5 minutes 46 seconds in baby

Yeah glad to be here Yeah excited to have Brett here man It's big This is a big day for WASH Media We're excited Do you know what else is big? What? Spooky season

I can't believe you cut my intro off at like 20 seconds Go ahead Par for the coast. Another day in paradise. We have to stop doing that. I don't want to. I really like it. We're going to get so tired of doing that

by the end of October. Dave, tell us what the deal with spooky season is. So it's a spooky season. It's the first day of fall. Spooky today? Yeah. What? Crisp 97 degrees.

Someone tell Mother Nature. No, we told Mother Nature, man. He's such a weirdo. Spooky season. Will said the same thing. She doesn't listen just like my wife. You know what I mean? Spooky season cannot get here soon enough.

That's something I've been saying for months. And since we're the first people to ever use the term spooky season, I said, why don't we just turn this spooky season TM, that means trademark, into a podcast. Not only is it going to be a podcast, but it's going to be a premium optimized tier podcast available on patreon.com slash circling back. That's it. Podcast. Podcast. but it's going to be a premium optimized tier podcast available on patreon.com slash circling back.

That's a podcast. I always forget the podcast on Patreon. Patreon link. It's tough. And we're building upon many, many years of acquiring spooky stories via the miracle of email. If you have a spooky story you'd like to send me, you could send it to me. Spooky at

washedmedia.com. That's spooky at washedmedia.com. At washedmedia.com. We're going to do spooky stories. We're going to do all things frightening. All things spooky. You'll

probably get real sick of it, but it's only for like a month so how many ghouls are we gonna have i'm a big ghoul guy yeah you know what my favorite uh i guess i should say should save some of this for that for the spooky season pod which by the way we are gonna drop a a free episode tomorrow is it tomorrow we're dropping it tomorrow hell yeah i thought we were just gonna hit him him with it, but we're actually going to talk about it. Okay. Spoiler.

Is it just ghosts or is it all paranormal, Brett? I'm glad you asked. There's ghouls as well. Anything that's spooky qualifies. There's like Bigfoot UFOs.

Where are we going with it? Yes, the paranormal. Anything. If you want to get into cryptozoology, let's get into that. Bitcoin? Let's talk Litecoin.

Hey, question. I know we kind of talked about it last week, but are we going to do some kind of what? I'm just imagining if we started doing like tales from the crypto and just started doing like really spooky stories about Bitcoin losses. How's your Bitcoin doing, Dylan? I'll check. But like I was saying. You don't have to.

Sorry. Like I was saying. Are we't have to. Sorry. Like I was saying. Are we going to have like a custom intro? Like a spooky one? A spooky variation of our. Something spooky. Yeah. Dylan, yeah.

We are. It's not a stupid question. This call's about business. Can we get like a tarot card reading done on one of these? I was going to do our astrology shit. I was going to have somebody come in and be like, oh, you're a Gemini. That's why you don't feel great.

Isn't that what astrology is? I think it is, yeah. Or is that astronomy? I think you nailed it. It's one of the two. What's astronomy? Is that the study of astronauts? We should have Jimmy Walker on to talk about the stars.

Yeah. He's a major champion. Or golf. Also into the stars. Whatever. No. He'd be pumped if we only talked to him about the stars. No one's doing that when they have him on.

He's a PGA champion. He is. Yeah. Yeah. So check it out. Look for that. I think you're going to enjoy it. If you...

I don't know. I don't know how people could go back and listen to our old spooky season episodes. If you're easily spooked, stay away, though. Like, don't listen. Don't subscribe. It's not for the faint of heart. Yeah.

Well, yeah, it's going to be good. It's going to be fun. I've been thinking about it all weekend these were some of the best episodes uh in the uh from the formerly named also some of the final ones which is interesting too you got a little too spooky yeah people were worried that like hq was getting haunted with all our spooky stories so they were like get the fuck out of here yeah my inbox is popping full of spooky stories spooky at washmed stories. Spooky at washedmedia.com? Spooky at washedmedia.com.

That's what's up. Did you get bit by something back here, Dave? Yeah, I did. I just noticed it, and I kind of made it red by it. Oh, yeah, that's why. But yeah, I just irritated. It's probably not a hickey. It's like a spider got him.

It's kind of on my hairline. Can you see the fang marks? Is it a spider? Let me see. Did you get bit by a vampire holy shit are you a werewolf there's a vampire now it looks it looks like a bite yes i think i can actually see like the fangs oh dude i'm not even kidding like this is real wow i can't see because it's on the other side of Dave, but I'm excited that we're taking this.

Show him. Oh, my God, David. He's a vampire. This just got really spooky. Oh, dude. I want to look at it because I don't know what happened. Dave's just taking a selfie of his neck right now. Let me take a picture of it and show you.

Oh, yeah. It might be a mosquito. No, there's still skeeters down there. Definitely a bat. I think it was a bat. Yeah, like a vampire bat. We did go to the bridge last night and watch the bats.

Do they have vampire bats there? I don't know. You've lived here your whole life. You told me. You know what? I've never actually done that. No one goes to that shit. I thought you said you did.

I was fucking around. Brett, don't go watch the bats. Nobody cares. Don't go watch the bats. I'm sorry, but like putting myself in a situation where there's thousands of bats flying around me

is not something I ever want to do. Yeah, but they're not like the blood-sucking kind. How do you know? You've never been. Fair point. I hear Austin loses thousands of people a year to blood-sucking bats. No, I was thinking the other day

that something that's not talked about enough is the banshee. Banshees? Banshees are like, what is a banshee? I don't know. I just had to google what an actual like a halo thing is it banshee wasn't there was not like a halo thing you could fly around in the video game oh you're okay i think you're right about that but i don't think

like the actual banshees yeah it's a female spirit in irish mythology okay well then what's a ghoul i feel like a ghoul is all encompassing it's an evil spirit or phantom especially one supposed to rob graves and feed on dead bodies that's kind of tight that's not that scary i mean as long as they're only feeding on like the dead they're feeding on death yeah i know but it's like if you're like you're like oh i'm hungry like it's like a coyote where's the nearest cemetery like you're looking up yelp reviews on cemeteries so you can go get full they're scavengers apparently they prey on young children seduce humans steal coins shape shifts into an ostrich eats the dead and drinks blood i don't know if it doesn't fit. This is... Why an ostrich? Yeah, I don't know.

Well, yeah, the ostrich is a pretty terrifying animal. Or bird, if you will. Its talons can really fuck you up. Yeah. Don't emus kill a couple people a year? Yeah. We have one. What?

Out at the ranch. We have an emu. He's boys with all the horses. They just chill together all day. So he's not a fan of yours? Yeah, that's true. No have one. What? Out at the ranch. We have an emu. He's boys with all the horses. They just chill together all day. So he's not a fan of yours? Yeah, that's true. No, no. I went through an emu stage.

I was listening to a lot of get-up kids and stuff like that. Yeah, but they... All right. I think if they want to, they can do some real damage. Okay. They stomp out snakes. Really? Yeah. You know uh donkeys kill coyotes yeah that makes sense yeah does it yeah in my head it doesn't make sense a donkey kick i just feel like coyotes have a lot more like agility did you see the video that someone put

on the subreddit of the cheetah saying that there's no way you could have taken that thing yeah i agree with them i've seen that video domesticated put on the subreddit of the cheetah saying that there's no way you could have taken that thing? Yeah. I agree with them. Why? I think it was very domesticated. Come on. I don't know. Oh, because he's chilling on top of a vehicle? He's somehow extra dangerous?

Like, what does that even mean? I don't get it. Get out of here with that shit. Fuck a cheetah. Dylan, you sent me a video, that donkey video. It was like a donkey punch video or something. I was like, what the fuck is this? This is weird.

2019. No, but some people who live in, you know, rural areas will keep donkeys by their house to protect against coyotes, like approaching, you know, their animals or whatever.

Do they like chase them down though? Or is it just like if a coyote like gets in the wrong spot, like he's going to get punted? I think it's more of a defense than it is a an aggression that makes sense yeah so at the wedding i went to this weekend uh when the bride started walking down the aisle i looked back and i see a dude standing towards the way back of where they're getting married and he just had a hawk on his arm and i was like hitting sally i was like sally sally there's a fucking hawk here this hawk is going to deliver the rings or something like this is

going to be so fucking tight i was so excited the entire time the Hawk never left the guy's arm What and so we we ended up asking what a waste of a hot the Hawk was just there to scare off other birds So it was just the hired muscle for the wedding. Wait, wait Back up this this weekend. Yes at the wedding. Someone had a Hawk on his arm to scare away It was a tamer dude Like and so I was like pumped because I was like, dude, this hawk is definitely going to fly around and come back or something. Are there a lot of bird problems in the area or something?

Well, it was on the beach, the wedding. Oh, to scare away seagulls or whatever? Mm-hmm. What? But it was... So do you remember the New Year's Eve wedding I went to where the belly dancer had the sword and I was so excited for her to swallow the sword

and she kept on teasing it and then she never did? I't i had the exact same feeling at this how are you gonna not swallow a sword if you have it like that's no she kept on like teasing it too like putting it up to her mouth come on like dancing around with it and being all sexy with it and i was like dude swallow that sword i need to know more about this hawk situation yeah it was that's unbelievable has a seagull even ever seen a hawk like to be scared of it like i would think that seagulls don't and was it a hawk or a falcon because it might have been a falcon because even ever seen a hawk? Like, to be scared of it? I don't know. I think that seagulls don't... Was it a hawk or a falcon? It might have been a falcon.

Because if it's a falcon, you know, you saw a live-in-the-flesh falconer. Let me see. Actually, it might have been a falcon. That is wild. It's still a bird of prey. It was a bird of prey. I'll put it that way.

I'll be honest. Based on the looks alone, when I type in falcon versus hawk on the internet, I can't tell which one it was. Okay. Either way, it was a badass bird. The wedding you were at. You got to run, Brett?

Okay. Hey, Brett's got a business meeting. He's got to go close a deal for us. This is huge. And move into his home. Yeah, that too. It's just a call. Hey, text me about the mattress.

I will. Cool. I need to get that later today. Yes, sir. All right. Farewell, Brett. Just three minutes now. We will. Cool. I need to get that later today. Yes, sir. All right. Farewell, Brett. Just three of us now. We'll see you tomorrow.

Back to basics. Sipping on that vitamin water. Brett's a big vitamin water guy. Well, the best thing about it is it's water with vitamins. So I'm not. This was the only thing available at the hotel that was not a water. So I just kind of went with it. I'm more of a Red Bull guy, unfortunately.

I've had one every day for the last five years. That's sugar free or regular sugar free. Okay, good. Wait, for real? Yeah, for real. Do you drink it with vodka too? Hold on. I actually got to go. But yeah, I'm a big Red Bull vodka guy. Unfortunately, I've had sugar free Red Bull for five years every day. And when you when you add it up and tally up the amount of money I've spent on Red Bull, it's it's exorbitant. It's disgusting. Someone should do that math at home. I love how Brett has to call in 30 seconds, and he's still talking on the mic.

He's still talking about Red Bull. All right, later. That was quite the wedding you went to. Yeah. That's unreal, man. It was what's up. It was honestly the coolest wedding I've ever been to. Major shouts.

But yeah, how disappointing that the Hawk just chilled the whole time and didn't fly made up for it so we were sitting by the pool uh during the day and we were where our pool chairs were we were overlooking them setting up the wedding and we were like oh man this is looking really nice this is gonna be great and then like an hour into them setting up the wedding we see all these choreographed dancers doing like the longest choreography routine I've ever seen. And we were like, oh, my God, this is going to be like ridiculous. And sure enough, the choreographed dancers introduced every course of the meal and were just like strutting around and they were absolutely crushing it. From the looks of your Instagram story and the fact that they had a hawk at the wedding and it was in Malibu, right?

Laguna Beach. Laguna Beach. Okay okay home of the famous mtv show laguna beach was this like a four hundred thousand dollar wedding i don't even want to guess how much it was it was just tight it was the best like i had so much fun this looked like a wedding that jeffrey epstein would have been at like at some point well so they told us like like one of the you got to say the father of the bride was like look like the father of the bride called it or he like got on the mic and did like say who. The father of the bride was like... What did it look like? The father of the bride called, or he got on the mic and did a nice speech and prayer for the meal and everything.

And he was like, and by the way, do not leave early. There are surprises all night. That's what you want to hear. We were like, dude, you're setting the bar really high. Don't tell us there's surprises all night

because what if there's not? What if it starts to become underwhelming? It never became underwhelming. It looked incredible. I mean, they took us from down at like the, where we had dinner, and then they took us to this private ballroom in a band that I'd never heard of,

but I immediately loved. Yachtley Crew just burnt the house down. Yachtley Crew. Just a bunch of dudes dressed like sailors just rocking out. What kind of, were they playing rock? They were playing all yacht rock, all 70s and 80s hits. Their rendition of Reelin' in the Years was a sight to be seen.

It was amazing. Wow. And then a silent disco erupted out of all of it too, which ended up being very fun. Dude, silent disco is low-key go hard. I've never had the chance to participate in a silent disco. This is about my fifth or sixth silent disco. I've never done one either.

It's something that maybe just didn't make its way down here. I've never known about it until I moved to Austin and Will moved here. They do one at ACL every year. Yeah, it feels like a young man's game. It is. That's why I've stayed away. I'm not a young man anymore. No.

No, you're not. You're definitely not at all. I'm a young man now. Yeah, it was a great weekend. Sally just made me... She got really mad about me just listening to Hillary Duff come clean on repeat as if we were in the actual show Laguna Beach. But other than that, it was pretty good.

I enjoyed your bits on Twitter asking if they were all there. I actually got... I finally got the Stephen Coletti response. I saw that. It was big for me. Yeah. I wonder what he's up to these days. Was he there? He were all there. I finally got the Stephen Coletti response. I saw that. It was big for me. Yeah. I wonder what he's up to these days. Was he there?

He wasn't there. That's weird because you assume they're always going to be there. I mean, if I was from Laguna Beach, I'd probably live there after. The place is dope. You know what else is dope? It's crazy that he's 45 now. How old are they now? They've got to be our age, right?

Well. Maybe a little younger. They're probably closer to my age than y'all. Maybe like a year older. Who knows? Okay, man. It's impossible to say. Yeah. They're probably closer to my age than y'all. Maybe like a year older. Who knows? Okay, man. It's impossible to say. Yeah, you're probably right.

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one this week what we might do one in the future so just keep an eye out you guys see this new trailer for the uh el camino movie on netflix yes this is a trailer or a teaser? It's a teaser. I don't know the difference. Teaser's usually shorter and doesn't really give you much of a preview situation. Yeah, this doesn't give us too much, although we do, I believe, have confirmation that Walt is deceased. Yeah, so if you've never seen breaking bad uh oh shit there's a word i mean when we talk about this is gonna be spoilers but like we don't i don't really feel bad you got to see it i have no issue spoiling a show that's been done for years like i'm sorry i knew that he i knew that

he died or likely died at the end of the series when i started watching it and it did not spoil anything for me when a dude gets cancer and starts dealing drugs and making drugs, you kind of assume that he's going to die at the end. Yeah. I mean, it's one of the most popular shows of all time, and it concluded years ago. If you're sensitive to spoilers at this point, you're just a moron.

Figure it out. Figure it out. I'm sorry. Aaron Paul put the trailer on Twitter. I had not seen it until this morning, until Dave made me aware of this. Same. Much better than the first one.

First teaser. I'm sorry. You didn't like Skinny Pete? No, I like Skinny Pete, but I wanted Aaron Paul in it. And we got Aaron Paul in the, as mentioned in the name, El Camino. But yeah, so it's basically Aaron paul i would say we could just

play it but it's like two minutes long and it would just be boring yeah it's pretty much just a newscast of uh explaining what happened breaking news they say nine dead and so when i heard nine dead immediately i was like wait how many were there how many were there in the game i went i like scrolled through the replies to the tweet because i was like someone someone's gonna do this i'm not gonna be the one to go back and watch the finale to see how many people were in there do be the one yeah you know and uh yeah so it turns out i think walt was the ninth okay yeah it's just a continuation of uh the plot from breaking bad you think there's any symbolism there nine lives probably not No, I don't think so. Okay, is this a cat thing?

Yeah. I don't know. I hear there's going to be a lot of cats. He's going to adopt a jaguar or something. I still don't know how to say that word. You're a jaguar guy, huh? I still don't know how to say that word. Jaguar.

Jaguar. You say jaguar? British people just say jaguar. I say jaguar. I'm not British. Say jaguar. I say like jaguar. Jaguar.

Yeah, which I don't know. That's what I say say like Jagwire. Jagwire. Yeah, which I know. That's what I say, but it's probably totally incorrect. No, I think it is, but it's just more fun to say. Just don't say Jaguar. Jaguar. Jaguar. Jagwire. I don't know.

My British theory, whenever I say, call Dylan Chivary, she goes, calling Dylan Chivary. Yeah. Wait, what was the misspelling of your name on the hotel reservation? Oh, my God. What was that? Yeah, so as we talked about, Dave and I are now going to the Lily Drew Cabo wedding. And so Lily helped out and booked a room for me. I think Drew may have helped out, too.

And I never got the confirmation email. So I reached out to them. Didn't, didn't hear back. So I texted Lily. I said, Lily, I don't know what's going on. My reservation doesn't seem, they don't seem to have it. And so she found out why. And it's because they spelled my name, first name D I L A N. Last name. It was like S Hh-i-b-b-e-r-y i think shibari shibari shibari i like shibari better and uh that that was that was where the issue was i mean they tried did they yeah i mean there's a language barrier yeah but they know letters and stuff stuff. What if you went and checked in and they were all just like, uh... Sorry, sir. Mr. Shibari's already in your room.

Yeah, it's already been checked in. Which one of y'all flamed Drew on our circling back Instagram account? It wasn't me. I thought it was you. What happened? If it wasn't me. What was said? It was definitely me. Oh, I was going to say. Who was said it was definitely me oh i was gonna say who was it that freaked me out it was me lily lily if you probably don't know who lily is yes they do they listen to mail-in a lot of

people there's more listen to this than that that's will's future sister-in-law yes anyway she kept sending photos like rate drew's fit and it was like this and like i finally was like looking through the mentions and i saw it i was like all right i'm just gonna rate it and then i said 6.7 lack swag he doesn't like being told he lacks swag i know he does imagine if someone told you that you lack swag i've been told many times how do we get here from aaron paul so aaron paul look they don't give you a lot but it's tight it fucking it's suspenseful it's nighttime you get a little bit of the breaking bad ambiance a little bit of the you know just the the music man it's just i'm just

i'm torqued for it i'm hoping that like that's one of the first scenes that they have. I want it to begin right when this series ended. I want the emotion that he's feeling as he's driving away just scared absolutely shitless. You're going to get it. God. Is it kind of a cop-out for these people to just do a movie?

No. It's essentially just... As opposed to a series? Just doing a mini-ser doing like a mini series. Quick mini. Because I prefer obviously I'm being selfish. I want more.

Well yeah. And I don't feel like this is just going to be like oh another episode. But like I kind of want I just want more. And they're already doing Better Call Saul.

That's true. Which I still haven't started which is so fucking stupid. I've never seen it. I'm closer than ever to starting it. Everyone knows I'm a big Gus guy, so I'm probably going to start it.

Did Breaking Bad... Wow, what a stupid question. Did Better Call Saul win any Emmys last night? I don't know. I don't think it did. It was up for best drama series, I believe. So it's still going then? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I think they're going kind of slow. Oh, they still going then? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I think they're going kind of slow. Oh, they are going slow as fuck. It's really annoying. Yeah. There was some stuff that I had never even heard of that won last night.

Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones won best drama last night. Is that good? Huh. Should I watch it? I think I'm going to start. Now that I'm not traveling this weekend, I think I'm going to start it this weekend. If there was one season that should have won an Emmy

for Game of Thrones, it's definitely the final one. Season six? The best one. Dude, major shouts. There were some squad members from us that won some good stuff. We had, I mean, your guys, Game of Thrones, won Best Drama. Chernobyl won Best Limited Series.

I looked at the other things. If Chernobyl didn't win. Chernobyl absolutely delivered. The fix would have been in had Chernobyl not taken that down they did such a good job with that have you guys ever heard of Fleabag no

yeah my wife watched it cleaned up I've heard great things I'm gonna have to start watching it it cleaned up last night if it's beating out Marvelous Mrs. Maisel in the comedy category

it's gotta be well done because they also cleaned up a little bit last night Dylan your boy Bill Hader won for Barry. Fuck yeah. Love that. What about NoHo, Hank?

NoHo, he did not win. Was he there last night? I think he was up for an award. What a character. My guy, Tony Shalhoub, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, won Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy. He was gunning for it the entire season

major shouts and then Dave's girl Julia Garner won for Ozark not my girl dude you love her not a good show had part of

it had one good season and it wasn't even great and I just I don't think her character is that good I feel like it's not believable her accent doesn't sound believable it sounds over the top well I think I agree with I don't think her character's that good. I feel like it's not believable. Her accent doesn't sound believable.

It sounds over the top. Well, I think I agree with you. I still love her. Yeah, no, I, she's a good actress, I guess. I don't know. She won an Emmy. What the fuck do I know? I've never won an award for this pod.

Have we not? Do they give Emmys out for podcasts? Not Emmys. They have the potties,'t it you know what it's called there was some podcast awards that they were doing and like all the ones that were up for podcasts were just terrible i was just like these this is lame this is just so corporate feeling name names no i will not do that i'm gonna go look it up i will not do that i don't know that's fine didn't cranston host i watched a little bit of his

monologue there was too much on last night there's too much on last night i only watched the beginning where they did the comedy i'm way more invested in the comedy awards than i am the drama and so once those were all done i just called it dinklage one shouts to dinklage i don't know as someone who clearly hasn't seen game of thrones i'm a Dinklage guy. He's highly entertaining. He's tight. He's a great character. He's actually probably my favorite character from the show. Remember when he hit the whoa and he jumped off the boat?

I do, yeah. What is the whoa? It's this thing. You should know. I just demonstrated the whoa. Thank you. That was a good whoa. Frequently.

Yeah, Dave always... We're really bad at it. Dave's really good at the whoa. I guess that was our entertainment minute. Like, is that something we're doing now? What's going on? Maybe. Do you want some knee-jerk reactions from last night's succession?

Dylan's too into football. He's a sports guy now. I'm going to have to sit it out. He just doesn't watch succession anymore. If I have a chance to watch Baker Mayfield lose, I'm going to take that chance and watch. Sorry. That's fair.

Yeah. Do you have any need for your reactions, Dave? Yeah. I don't trust this Rhea character. Oh, I love her though. Oh, I know. She's a good character.

I love her. I love her as an actress. I love her character in this. I think she's kind of what we needed. We needed someone that's going to try to be the puppet master here and i i really enjoy her and we needed shiv to stop being on her high horse and she's the perfect person to put her in her place and be like you're done yeah um i thought it was an i thought it was a fine episode it wasn't one of the better ones

of the season but it was fine well i'm not gonna say it was bad a lot of people didn't like last week's episode i re-watched it i re-watched it okay i watched it when i was very tired um the first time i did not enjoy it and then when i re-watched it i liked it so much this week's i agree i think it was probably one of the poor ones of the entire season but it moved i think it's going to set everything up for better. I think having Rhea involved, now that Shiv's knocked off of her pedestal, it's good. We got Greg just being the best. Yeah. Yeah, no, I agree with all that.

I think Logan is just such a piece of shit. Like, he's so horrible. Like, what he did to Kendall. Dude. That was the worst. That's the worst thing he's done. What are you doing? That's the worst thing he's done in the entire show.

It's his son. That's so much more emotional abuse than when he clocked Culkin. Just forcing him to go back and do that is just brutal. Yeah, I'm a little bit worried about the Roman... What's the old broad's name?

Their CLO. Jerry? Jerry. Yeah, are they going to really... It looks like they gave that a little bit of time yesterday. They kind of talked about it, but that was it. I don't know if they're going to ever follow up on it. And we got no Connor last night.

No Connor. We haven't gotten a lot of Connor lately. And I was just starting to kind of like what he was doing. His character got kind of, his character got better the more he interacted with that dude from Pierce. That dude who was just his foil the entire weekend. Here's a question in closing.

Who do you think is in the lead of the power rankings to take over and who do you want to take over at this point? I think it's going to somehow fall back to Kendall. I do too. And that's who I want it to fall back to as well. Yeah, I would like a nice redemption storyline for Kendall. I kind of want Kendall to be the big swing in D. Yeah, I would like a nice redemption storyline for Kendall. I kind of want Kendall to be the big swing in D.

I mean, he's out there sending D picks now. Dude, that's going to be such an uncomfortable episode when that comes back to bite him. I was thinking that too. I can already see the look on his face when he realizes that his D pick is on Entertainment Weekly. Who did he send it to? The Pierce girl who also had a drug problem who he's into. Ah, yes.

Yes. She's a little cute for him. But he's also a billionaire. Yeah. I was going to say, looks don't really matter when you have his bank account. That's a great point. People don't say that about me. No.

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circling back do it um do you guys see what mike pence did this weekend kind of okay but uh i didn't until you brought it to my attention so this is the most hyper localized will yeah this is a story ever this is a very will story will get political it's on something like it's getting covered like hard okay like hard regionally or everywhere new york times like it's like it's everywhere all right what happened um mike pence went to mackinac island for some type of republican convention kind of thing they do it every year they don't always have like a vice president there or anything like that. Mackinac Island is a 40 minute drive from my hometown and a 25 minute ferry ride.

Part of the reason that Mackinac Island is so charming is because they don't allow cars on the island. You have to bike everywhere, walk everywhere, or take a horse and buggy everywhere. What about golf carts? I actually don't even know. Like they don't have,

you can't drive golf carts like on the streets. So if you have a golf cart, you can't be the dude that's like driving it to like the store. There are streets. There are streets. How small is this island? Small. It's an eight mile circumference.

Okay. To give you an idea. Okay. Bigger than I pictured in my mind for some reason. Most of the area that you would be in is limited to like the an idea. Bigger than I pictured in my mind for some reason. Most of the area that you would be in is limited to like the downtown area. That's where you're going to spend most of your time. Because you hear cars are banned on the island,

you think like, oh, you can walk everywhere in five minutes. Certain people can have cars. I think if you're like a, I would assume I, if you're like a business owner, that you can probably have a car if you need it for certain tasks on the island. If you're like a gardener, you need a car that transports all this stuff.

You can't do that by horse and buggy. It says, this is per the Detroit Free Press, it was the first ever motorcade on the island which has prohibited vehicles since 1898 except for snowmobiles, emergency, and service vehicles. Correct. So if you go there during the wintertime,

which I've never done i've only seen photos it's just a bunch of snowmobiles parked outside of like bars and stuff like that which is tight it's very that sounds incredible very tight they used to do a thing where they would take all the old christmas trees and lay them out on the ice and lead a snowmobile trail back to the mainland and that sounds how close is it it's like i said it's a 25 minute drive okay i mean very uh i mean i wouldn't snowmobile on that no but i'm also scared of snowmobiles i think that they're highly dangerous and they don't get enough credit for how dangerous they actually are it's like atvs i'm not trying to be on top of ice for that long you know snowmobiles like

the atv of the snow oh yeah I didn't think of it like that. It's like a jet ski, but on snow. Oh, yeah. Instead of water. Frozen water. So Pence goes to this and has an eight-car motorcade. Which, like, one... Are people mad about this? Yes.

But here's the thing. At first, when I saw it, I was like, man, that's kind of stupid. Like, it's Mackinac Island. Like, there's tradition there. Was this a vacation situation for him? was like, man, that's kind of stupid. It's Mackinac Island. There's tradition there. Was this a vacation situation for him? No, no. He was going to a convention. A speech.

Yeah, I don't know what it was called. Whatever. But it says the island, all of which is listed on the National Historic Site, was hurtled into the 21st century, and Mr. Pence arrived on the island's airport by helicopter and then made his way down something Avenue, one of the island's main roads in a motorcade of eight SUVs flanked by state police on bicycles. He was on his way to a Republican party conference at the grand hotel, less than a mile from the airport as a crow flies.

The eight SUVs had been brought to the island by a ferry for the purpose. So Shepler's Mackinac Island ferry, the people that did it, they came out and said, like, they don't feel bad about how they brought all these cars there. It's vice president, whatever. The only thing that I don't like about it is, like, eight just seems a little unnecessary. Seems like four could have done the job, maybe.

Three. It's a vice president. It's excessive. He's the vice president. I will say this, though. I'm not bothered by it. Man, this... I'm just looking at pictures. I want to go here. This looks... I will say this, though. I'm not bothered by it. I'm just looking at pictures.

I want to go here. This looks... I think they'll be okay. I think the island folk... I know they're a traditionally oppressed class. The people who live on Mackinac. Yeah, they're really struggling. But I think they're going to be fine here. We'll go there for my wedding, Dylan.

Yeah? Really? We'll do a day trip. Will it be snowy? No. No. Augustust i don't know come on dave uh the thing that like so i said did you set a date i really didn't know august 8th baby so the more you look the more you look into this on twitter like the people that are outraged are obviously from the left and folks they're really mad and there's like in all the videos

like all the people are like waving and stuff they're like giving thumbs up they're all happy to see the vice president there i feel like mackinac island if i know nothing about it other than what you've just told me it seems like a very uh well-off place so i'm sure it's a lot of red votes a lot of pence votes i don't know if it's like i think the people that go there are definitely a lot of pence votes and i think that yeah i think that i think you're right but like are people mad because like the carbon emissions or something? No, people are mad because he's stomping on tradition. Well, you saw, I saw that Gerald, people are noting that Gerald Ford, when he visited,

traveled by horse-drawn carriage. Which, I mean. Which that's fine. That was in the 70s. But it's 2019, man. This is post 9-11 world. I just don't really see an issue with it. I don't know. I want to to i want to shit on the guy but i just i don't really think i can in this situation and all the

all the outcry for it on twitter it's just a little much yeah this is um i feel like there are bigger things happening via white house people are like legitimately upset or just be like oh look at this fucking guy this is like this is almost when when obama obama wore a tan suit and people freaked out i still don't understand that's still i mean that's a big flex i'm gonna go ahead and say this is up there with that i mean there was no twitter moment created but like all these people and this is a bunch of people with i mean okay there's a bunch of people that are weighing in on this who definitely don't care about the tradition of Mackinac Island. I feel like, like, as far as these people go,

like, I should maybe care a little bit more than these people. So if I don't care, they probably shouldn't have this, like, huge, like, outcry of everything. Oh, this is way up there, huh? Oh, yeah, dog. Tip top of the state. Is this UP? No, I mean, it's just in, like, Huron.

There's two ferries that go to it. Or there's more ferries, but, like, there's two ways you can go to it, from the UP or from the Lower Peninsula. Yeah, this is almost in Canada, man. Like, people are getting ratioed about this. Like, what a dumb outcry. I think there's something, like, you know, real to get upset about. You need to chime in on Twitter as the spokesperson for Northern Michigan.

I should. Am I the official spokesperson right now? Yep. Who else would it be? I don't know. Whatever. Kid Rock? Man, the Harbor Springs Twitter account hasn't got anything off in a minute.

Oh, dude, shit. I should talk to the person in charge of that. I know, that's one of my favorite accounts. At HSMish if you're trying to hit that follow button. Yeah, dude, shit. I should talk to the person in charge of that. I know. It's one of my favorite accounts. At HSMish, if you're trying to hit that follow button. Yeah, it's tight. I don't know.

This is ridiculous. It's just stupid. I'm sorry. It just doesn't make sense. And the fact that, like, it's... The fact that the New York Times did, like, a 3,000-word,

like, expose on it is just really stupid. I mean, if it was, like, some high-profile actor who did this, then I could maybe understand a little bit more of the outcry. But this is the vice president. There are notable people that go to the island all the time.

Yeah. Like Dickie V vacations up there. He's not getting a motorcade off. Right. But if someone were to. Give me the Horton Bucky, baby. Of that status. That didn't need the protection of a motorcade is what I'm saying.

Just like a high profile. Like, oh, I'm going to drive a car. I don't care. Then, yeah, get upset. Get annoyed or whatever. Dude, I might fuck around and ghost ride the whip up there. You should. You should. You're not going to ghost ride the whip, David.

You could ghost ride your bicycle. People do that all the time. Ghost ride the horse buggy. I want a tandem bicycle when I'm up there. Dude, those are the worst. Can we get a buggy off? Yeah, we can get a buggy off. Fuck yeah. Dude, tandem bicycles are low-key the worst. One person does all the work and you end up always falling and scraping

your shit. Remember cruising through Ponte Vedra on those bikes? Dude, I love getting a bike off. That was the situation. Yeah, we bit off a little bit more than we could chew on that. Well, I took us on the wrong route. That was on me. You're admitting that now?

At least it wasn't very, very warm. No, I love showing up to a golf tournament just already dripping in sweat. That's my favorite thing in the world. You didn't have to worry about getting sweaty there. My quads were burning when we arrived. We were going down a major highway, being grazed by semi-trucks and stuff because Dylan took us down the wrong turn when we were going to the Players' Championship.

It added like 20 minutes onto our trip. It was so annoying. I'm sorry, man. You got a good workout in. You're welcome. Was that your plan for me the entire time? Yeah. I wanted to get you to work out without you knowing.

I had the wrong shorts on for that event. That's unfortunate. What do you mean by that? I just, I should have been wearing workout shorts. It's fair. What else, man?

I don't have anything else on pens. I want to give outrage, but I just don't care. Yeah. So, well, you know, it's fine. It'll be okay. Like, I'm sure that there wasn't too much damage done by the eight vehicles.

On the roads. On the roads that are paved. What? Yeah, it's not like it's cobblestone. Should I get a motor? Should I switch my wedding over there and get married and have a motorcade? You absolutely should. Or. Should I switch my wedding over there and get married and have a motorcade? You absolutely should. Or is there a way to do a wedding that's all via jet ski?

Like, do they have waterways? What, like the church services in Ozark where they're all just floating on their pontoon boats? Yeah, like that. What the? Come on, Ozark. I kind of love how much you hate Ozark. I have a number of issues with some of the cast members. I don't think Jason Bateman's very believable in that role.

He won an Emmy last night for directing one of the episodes, I believe. Really? Well, that was just like a, here you go, man. Have fun. Don't make season three. I don't think they hand out Emmys like that. Here you go, man. Who votes on the Emmys? Have fun. I don't think they hand out Emmys like that. Here you go, man. Who votes on the Emmys?

Have fun. I don't know. What's the Hollywood foreign press? No one knows, man. I've never known these things. I never really understand it. It's all the press not in America. I should know.

I'm a Cali boy now. You're not a Cali boy. I live in California now. No, you don't. I spend my weekends in California, and then I come back here to work. Do you know if this vape stuff is going to affect people who have, like, CBD vape pens?

I don't know. So they're actually going to ban this shit, huh? It appears so. Are you bummed that you can't Juul anymore, Dylan? Yeah. Get rid of my Juul, man. It's really sad. Dylan knows enough people with Juuls.

This is a huge win for cigarettes. Huh? This is a huge win for cigarettes. Yeah, cigarettes are back. Yeah, I think I saw Walmart's not selling. They're going to stop selling vape. Yeah. But don't they sell cigarettes?

I don't know. Do they? That seems weird. I've never gone to a Walmart looking for Stiggs. It is strange that cigarettes are still allowed. I mean. And they kill many times more people than jewels do. Can I ask a question?

Dude, don't trivialize it. Seven people have died. Can I ask a question? Sure, man. I mean, is this being pushed by, like, Big Cigarette? I would say so. They've got the money to back that, right? You know what?

Yeah, that's what's happening here. The Marlboro Man is like, write the check. Write the goddamn check they would start joe camel and the marlboro man got together we're like no we gotta figure this even before the uh the vape phenomenon happened like cigarettes on the down on the downturn like fewer people are smoking these days except for in paris where 100 of people there smoke. Tight. It's crazy. That's what's up. I mean,

I guess Jules ran so cigarettes could fly. Okay. Yes. Jules brought cigarettes back. This is sad. Why?

Because I love freedom. It's true. What I don't like is having clouds blown in my face by high schoolers at Matt's El Rancho. See, I always like getting that little contact high. I never was weirded out by secondhand smoke until one day I like, I like smelled or someone like blew a cloud and I could smell like mango in the air.

And then I realized I was like, oh, the smoke that was just in their lungs or the vapor that was just in their lungs is now in my nose. I'm like, that was in their body and now it's in my body. And I'm like, this is gross. That is gross. Plus it kind of smells like an air freshener you'd get after you go to a cheap car detail place.

I could probably use one of those as a smelly car guy. I would rather have a... You do have a smelly car. No, it's back. I think it's good now. When I was driving it, I didn't notice anything. I did have a smelly car. No, it's back. I think it's good now. When I was driving it, I didn't notice anything. I did have a smelly car for a bit, and I don't know why.

It's because you don't have airflow in there. I know. I have the worst air conditioning in the history of cars. It's not great. If you're in the front seat, you can manage. If you're in the back seat... Back seat, you're done. Yeah, you're in a steam room.

Oh, my God. Can we talk about the steam room I went in this weekend? Sure, what happened? You guys are the steam boys. I don't do it we talk about the steam room I went in this weekend? Sure. What happened? You guys are the steam boys. I like don't do it nearly as much as you. I took a spa morning yesterday morning, or no, Saturday morning and spent so much time just doing laps.

I went, I did a full executive workout. We walk in and apparently the spa was free and I didn't know that. So I was like, all right, I'm going to spend the next like two hours here. Did the, uh, did the sauna first, took a dip in the next like two hours here. Did the sauna first. Took a dip in the hot tub pool. Went and did the 54 degree dunk pool of like really cold. That'll wake you up and cure your hangover. Oh, man.

I would love to have one of those. It's the best. It's great. The cold plunge. Yep. That's tight. And so I started doing laps and then they had a eucalyptus steam room. Dude.

And a dude pulled one of the best moves I've ever seen in a eucalyptus steam room. He brought in a New York Times. It was so steamy in there. I don't even know how he could even read first and foremost. All the moisture in there, like how his paper was even like the integrity of the paper was in question. It's very hard to hold like a New York Times that is dripping wet. Is this going to get you to join Lifetime with us?

Maybe. Do they have eucaly to join Lifetime with us? Maybe. Do they have eucalyptus in their steam room? Dude, this is funny. So I was in there the other day. I was in the steam room. Some guy walks in. There were probably like four or five of us in there already. He walks in with his own eucalyptus.

He goes, you guys mind if I spray some eucalyptus in here? Proprietary blood? I was like, excuse me? And it was delightful. It's like, yes, sir. Please do your eucalyptus. Here's a question I have regarding hotel. I like it's like yes sir please do you like this yeah here's a question i have regarding hotel i think it's different in gyms here's a question regarding hotel spas how taboo is it to go naked it's not i mean you want to have a towel yes sit but you

better minimum you sit on a towel yeah well so for sure I didn't know what to do, so I wore gym shorts. And then there was one dude who was naked, and I was like, man, that's tight. And then the other two guys I was with were also wearing gym shorts, but I think they only wore gym shorts because they saw me first wearing gym shorts. And I feel like I ruined the experience for everybody. A towel is the move. Nothing under it. It's a towel wrapped around your face.

I was going to do another spa session yesterday. Unless it's co-ed. Yeah. Then you just go straight naked you don't want to work with well then i was going to go yesterday and i was like i don't want a wet swimsuit for the ride home for the plane ride home so i'm just going to go straight naked but i was too hung over and i didn't make it oh i don't know i was so excited to do the steam room did i hear you say you went from the hot tub to the coal plunge? Yeah. You might have cheated death.

You know, like, that's very dangerous. The hot tub wasn't full hot. It was just a warm, it was a warm pool that had jets. It was not like 120 degree. They say it's very bad to go from one extreme to the other. I wouldn't call the hot tub an extreme. Dangerous in what way? Apparently, cuts off either the air or blood to your head,

and you can pass out. Oh, okay. Because I was kind of doing that a little bit. Our showers at the gym don't get too cold, but when I'm out of the sauna, I used to like to go and turn on the coldest. It's not that cold. It's probably like 68 degrees.

You a little light-headed i did i never did but i was like doing some research on it and i was like oh i shouldn't be doing this i mean i think it's more like going from like extreme hot hot tub to a cold punch that's that's where you could get into trouble yeah but who knows i listen to podcasts i like cheating death though you do and if i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it in a steam room yeah or it's the best place to do it or cold plunge and you're wearing gym shorts so it's like if you die you'll have dignity yeah it's better than dying naked and having like my like oh yeah limp body just like getting dragged out of a cold tub

flailed over on your thigh god reddit would have a field day if i died in a like cold plunge i thought will was from michigan yeah fucking pussy that'd be a bad look he talked a big game about being in cold water just kind of ironic you know yeah remember when you accused me of mansplaining water temperature yes you did i enjoyed that i mean like I don't like being mansplained to. I understand why it became a term. Oh, that was fun. Whatever.

They also had loose leaf tea. Have you guys fucked around with those? I feel like Dave should get into it. Uh-uh. I am unfamiliar with this. It's just like tea that you brew yourself, but like loose leaf. And you could make your own. And it was the only place you could get, free caffeine in the entire hotel coffees were like

nine dollars i don't really fuck with tea why i'm not a tea boy either i don't know i think i need to get my tea up green tea hurts my kidneys is that a thing i don't know but the last couple times i've had it your kidneys just hurt yeah can i ask a dumb question do you have more than one i thought you just had one kidney two you have two do you need them both no you can function with just one my brother-in-law has one kidney can you can you can you donate one of them to someone in need so say that you donate one are you still at full strength pretty much yeah yeah you're not you're not seeing a huge fall off no but i think you need you just have to hope that that one doesn't fail it's good to have a backup kidney like you don't want to give away a kidney and then have to get a new kidney because you're you're og kidney died

if you're playing like one of the engine blows out like you could get back home with the the other jet okay other engine yeah that's why jets that are over water have two engines as opposed to one okay i'm now mansplaining jets to you okay dude i want pilot twitter to tell me if dylan's wrong well ever since we ever since we uh gave shit to southwest i've taken now four southwest flights since then and they have treated me like an absolute king i think they listen what uh where were you seated what was your loading your boarding number? Were you A?

Mid-A's. Mid-A's is the best. Mid-A's the best, yeah. The guy gave me two free beers yesterday. I was pumped. That's sick. He didn't need to do that for me. He probably thought you needed it.

I had the drink ticket set out just so if he wanted it, he could take it, but I never did anything with it, and then he came back and just gave me another one. You know what we didn't talk about? What? And it's because it was lame, is the is the area 51 oh let's talk about it what dude did anything happen so it looks like i don't know who put this together but it looks like they did like a mini music edm kind of festival thing there of course they did and it looked really it looked kind of like people would got there and they were looking around and they saw what was happening and they realized like it wasn't good enough of a bit to like really last them.

They just started chilling. They just hung out. Yeah. So all it says, like I just Googled Area 51 and the first CNN story is just no aliens to arrested at Storm Area 51 event. I'm just bummed that we didn't see them aliens. Yeah. What if they actually walked away with like an alien?

Like they got in, they stole an alien and we didn't see them aliens. Yeah. What if they actually walked away with, like, an alien? Like, they got in, they stole an alien, and we had one in our possession. People are talking about, like, clapping alien cheeks and all this. It went from just seeing the aliens to adopting them to having sexual relations with them. It's like, what are we doing here?

They said they're calling it a festival. Like, Area 51 Festival wraps up in Nevada. I don't know. It's lame that we didn't go, but it looks like all the people that did go are kind of losers. Yeah, no. What did you expect?

This looks fucking sad. This is a total GDI party. Fucking losers. Yeah, this looks like a scene. It's a bunch of G's. Oh, man. I hope no one snapped me from that. So it peaked at 3,000 people on Friday.

So they feared at least 30,000. So I guess getting one-tenth of that was a win for the U.S. government. Yeah, apparently police were like, like they had a ton of extra security there, and they were like, be careful, watch out for rattlesnakes. Like that's what they told them. That's what you tell people. Like, hey, by the way, there's a lot of rattlesnakes. Like, that's what they tell them. That's what you tell people. Like,

hey, by the way, there's a lot of rattlesnakes here and that'll keep me away. That's enough. Yeah. Antivenom is very expensive. Is it?

Yeah. Have you had to purchase it before? No, but I've heard stories about people who've gotten bit and like,

it's like $20,000 in debt. I'm a black market. Anti-venom guy? Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know what it goes for in stores. I wish I could... Yeah.

I don't know. Part of my survivalist, I want to acquire all of the anti-venom out there. Just all of it. There needs to be like a grab bag or something, like a variety pack anti-venom that I could just purchase. Just keep. Do you think it's fair to say that if it was if there was one person in here in this podcast that would be like

a doomsday prepper it'd probably be you yeah that's fair i could see dylan just thinking everything's gonna be chill like it'll work out and then just be absolutely screwed that's totally off my radar sally would probably prep for a while and so i'd be good but like there's no way i'd have the motivation to go do it but if there's like a some of doomsday, I want to go down with it. Yeah, take me with you. I don't want to be one of the 100 people that survives it. I am legend and stuff. I don't want to be Will Smith walking around.

You've never seen me out there. I'll be just going down. You've never been outside these walls, dude. Whenever they say, if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you go too? Yeah, I probably would, because it'd be really hard to come back from all your friends killing themselves without you. I'd be like, why didn't they involve me in this plan?

Yeah, like, damn, player, what about me? Yeah, hook a player up. I lost Carl. I'm not going to lose you too, Dylan. Are you doing Ozark voice right now? Have you ever been out there to survive? Oh, Dave. Yeah, I'm not living in that world come on it sucks i'd rather be a zombie

to be one of the i'd rather be i'd rather be a zombie than live with negan negan's a bad man you know start talking about the anti-venom stuff it reminded me of the scorpion venom which is the most expensive liquid in the world. Do you just look that up? Is that true? I've known it. We've talked about that, I think, on the pod before. It's $39 million a gallon.

Okay, what? Yeah. Wait, what's... Imagine if you're just holding a gallon of it, and you're like, yeah, this will suck. What's scorpion? Why is it so expensive? What...

It has... It's very useful. What biotech company is just jacking this price up? Yeah. I mean, it's obviously it's when they extract it, it's like a drop. So to get a gallon of it,

it takes a lot of work, obviously. Yeah. $39 million a gallon. Crazy. Yeah. I mean, I feel like that's going gonna put me in a major debt

if I have to acquire that but then you get to sell it maybe my blood would be worth your blood's worthless David what if it has scorpion venom injected into it I don't think that's the point here really

what is the point I don't know let's see it feels like it's been a three-hour podcast well so should we pull back the curtain on what happened earlier yeah you're up to you man i'll do it i'll pull back the curtain i had to leave the podcast earlier and i had to edit it back together in order for people not to know that i had to sprint out of the room for the podcast the way you grabbed both sides of the table and sat up, I thought maybe you forgot to hit record. I thought it was something much more detrimental to this operation.

It was detrimental to my operation. I had a lot of Popeyes last night, and it reared its head today, and I had to sprint out of the podcast studio. It happens. It's part of the risk there. How about my Popeyes last night, by the way? The place by our place finally ran out of chicken sandwiches. They are making up for it in a huge way. We ordered an eight-piece family meal last night.

They gave us at least 12 pieces. Yeah. I was so happy. The places that still have the chicken sandwich, I've got it on good authority. They are going to the store and making their own batter and bread because popeyes corporate is not sending that shit out i only know this because i've made friends with the manager at my local popeyes and he told me yeah i go dude i heard the one down on uh south lamar area has uh sandy's he's like he's like man if they do

they're making they're going to hub and getting that shit he's like because they don't sell they won't send the batter to us. Why won't they send the batter? I don't know. Oh, I know why. Because they're building up the hype, man. I mean, I get it. It makes sense that they would build up the hype.

But at the same time, I would be buying hella sandwiches right now. I would have gotten one yesterday. Or Saturday when I went. My plan was to get one in addition to our family meal if they still had them, but they had a sign that said, sorry, be back soon. How tired are the employees of it?

Imagine the strain it puts on your workforce. Yeah. No, we don't have a fucking chicken sandwich. No, we're still out. Let's do that all day long. Whatever. Shake my head. Should we get out of here?

Yeah. I'm feeling like Dylan right now. Let's get out of here. A little antsy, huh? Yeah. Let's go. Big stuff this week. Spooky season.

Spooky. Starting early. Japan. Stop. Stop it, you fucking weirdo. All right, let's go. All right. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Stop. Stop it, you fucking weirdo. All right, let's go. All right. We'll see you guys tomorrow.

Bye.