Circling Back - Landman, Baked Potatoes, & Moon Hotel | Circling Back 1-13-26

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

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All right, we're back. Tuesday morning, Circling Back podcast. My name is Dave. I'm going to keep it a buck with you right now. I'm getting smoked. What's going on? I've got the boys today, tomorrow, and Thursday by myself.

And that started it this morning. That is a lot of steak. A lot of good meals that you're going to make for your stuff. Okay. I didn't know where you're going with that. Yeah. Yeah. You're giving me eating like King. Get the gout. You think so. I've got a home run pizza in the freezer that I might. Oh, Chicago's own. Yeah, I've been told it's very good. It's taverns time. Is it fine? Is it fine? It's fine. Why did my friends gas it up? Flauner is the one gassing it up. Anyway, yeah, my wife is out of town. She, uh, she left at about 5.30 this morning. So I've been, oh, I've been, oh, I've been, oh, I I woke up basically when she got up about 5 a.m. And I'm very tired. I'm kind of out of it, but I'm locked in. So it's lock-in week for me.

But I'm just saying I'm already getting smoked. I got the boys to school. No, no issues, but I'm just, I'm honestly, tomorrow morning is when it really hits. Like, tomorrow's the eye of the storm. You're such an important person in their lives right now. Like, they just, you know, solely depend on you for everything. You have to, you have no choice but to lock in. Roads, like, rolled out of bed, happy.

to see me, totally cool with it. Got him his breakfast. Then I had to go get Sammy up. Dude, Sammy was fucking livid when he saw me. He was not looking for dad. Oh, no. He literally... What the hell was Mom?

He rolled back the other way to the other side of his crib. Oh, no. And I started to like, unto his sleep sack. No. I was like, no, dude. You're not mom. No. I'm done that.

I was like, dude, I wake you up sometimes. Look out of here, player. Oh, my God. God, not how you want to start the day, but I'm locked in. Yeah. I've been taking an Adderall in like 12 years. I could almost be convinced to do one. Yeah.

I love Adderall. I, too, have not taken one in many, many years. Is that sad if you needed Adderall to raise your kids? To be a dad. I was saying just for like a day at the office. I don't, you know. But yeah, you would be extra dialed, extra locked. You wouldn't be the worst Austin father

We already know that It's true There's a guy around here That hates his kid That's true I'm different I love being around my kids You love playing catch with roads

I just He's going to be very upset Weather's not great He wants to ride his bike Once a Having the being limited to indoors Is really The real X factor here

For today Once I pick him up Dude indoor recess though Was kind of sick Dodgeball day Yeah gym teacher's got real creative inventing games they would sometimes combine the games and you're like oh we would just run dodge ball back every time and all smoking people dodgeball dude shout out to my my buddy d

we had like uh he threw a hard dude we had two balls that were smaller than the other ones and you could just fucking hum those things they were the inflatable like rubber inflatables and they were probably like between like a softball and a soccer ball size and dude if if you saw me with one of those things on the perimeter just fucking just you got a sniping head on a swift so there was two kinds of dodge balls just the ones you just referred to and there was some that had almost like a foam and like the outside was like both and i can't i feel like they were easier to grip um you could throw them harder they didn't hurt as bad now the ones that you the rubber ones you get stung with one of those you're in trouble

It was honestly like an absolute liability having those things in the game. Yeah, I hit a, there was a girl with red hair named Samantha, and I hit her in the face and smoked her glasses. Did you target her because she has red hair? No, honestly, I was just like chunking it straight up. And it nailed her, and the glasses came off. It was a bad deal. That's tough. You're not supposed to, you're out if you hit somebody in the head.

That's a good rule. It is a good rule. And you know what? You didn't care. People thought it was funny. Yeah. I remember senior year, I took sports conditioning as a gym elective. And so I was with all the other like athletes in the school.

We also shared the gym with like life and like sports. Like it was like a very blow off elective for gym. And that's like all the kids that didn't care about stuff would take. And then we played dodge ball against them. And of course we have like all the football guys, baseball guys. And oh God, I remember they knocked this kid's glasses off one time. You all are just fucking holy man It was like hey

We're doing this class versus this class Like oh wait So let's take all the athletes of the school Vers the people that are taking a gym elected As a blow off All right great This isn't going to go well The guy who provided that anecdotes

Producer Randall Trumbacki Good morning David Maybe trying something new Okay This is AM radio host Yeah Good morning day Good morning

It's Randall in the morning. What's up with Brett giving me so many things to do this morning? Oh, I'm going to talk about that. Yeah, we got to talk about that a little bit. I still haven't picked out my wallet. I picked out mine, dog. Yeah, you got the leather one. Yeah, you're going to-

miss, in my opinion. Are you going to swaggerjack me again? It shouldn't matter because there are two very different items. One, you wear quite prominently on your face. The other is a wallet. And also the wallet, there's like one of maybe like 30, choices where the glasses there's probably like, you know, hundreds.

You're going to swagger jack glass. But more than hundreds. You know what? Maybe I'll return the favor. Not in the wide frame. Mine are out for delivery. I told you that this morning. Mine would take a few extra days, I think, because they need to bring a transition lens specialist to make sure that everything is right for your boy. Because no one has ever requested blue light

slash sunglasses? Yeah. They darken as it gets bright. Your transition. So I mentioned the chat that you had to be head hunting in Dodgeball. I don't know if I grew up in too much of a woke time, Dave. But did you guys ever get out if you hit somebody in the head? You just don't this.

You did. Oh, did we talk about that? I mean, we referenced it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, if you hit someone in the head, you shouldn't be. You shouldn't be stupid. Yeah, yeah, you're not supposed to.

It's a, yeah, disincentivizes you. No, the most fun, honestly, was throwing at somebody's feet and watching them hop up and then like land funny like rolling ankle oh yeah if you said somebody out of there in a boot you had a good day damn shit was fun like oh you're not you're not walking that's a that's a high ankle that's six weeks at least dummy yeah both did you guys go to gym during indoor recess we just did like in the classroom and they would be like you'd have to bring toys and stuff you just said that in uh ticot guy voice i did recess inside you hoopify yeah you hoopify you hoopify I did hoopify it.

But yeah, we did. I missed the big old parachute thing, you know? Oh, yeah. Dude, one time there was a big gust of wind. Right. And it took the parachute and we were all holding on to it. And some of us went like way up in the air. Did you watch the documentary about the balloon boy?

No. I did. The family set the whole thing up. Mm-hmm. Do he live? He was never in it. He was never in it. Oh, that's right.

They faked the whole thing. I thought it was a... For publicity. Oh, really? Just trying to be famous, yeah. Did it work? Did they get money? I mean, it kind of worked until it was determined that they fucking, they're a bunch of

phonies. Yeah. Where did they keep him? He was hiding. They didn't know, but he was hiding in the attic. He was playing hide and seek and no one, like for like a day. He was in Saddam's hiding spot. No.

They just, they just fucking faked it. Tell you this, you're not catching, you would not catch little Dave hiding in the attic. Attic's scary. Yeah. It's not a good hiding, hiding place. Basement, a little different. At least the basement's cool, like literally and figuratively, right? They had to, you know, scramble like a whole search party or whatever they did, you know, helicopters.

Damn. EMS and, you know, whatever. They wasted a lot of government money, is what I'm trying to say. What else is new? They're always wasting our money, man. Taxes and things of that nature. When was that? Dylan loves a good documentary about like a...

That was, oh, yeah. So Balloon Boy, let me set the stage for context, because a lot of our listeners are very young. Balloon Boy tried to get to the United States from Cuba in a hot air balloon. No, no, no, no, no. And he was with his dad. No, no, no, balloon boy. It crashed, but he got here and there was a question on like,

should he go back to Cuba or stay in Florida? And they sent in federal agents. I think it was the ATF. It's not at all what happened. This is a different thing. His name was... Balloon Boy was this family of four. They made their own balloon, but it was like a hot air balloon, basically, but it was about the size of this room, right?

And they had it, they had it like tied down in the backyard, and their kid was playing in it. And then suddenly, like, the rope, like, untied itself and it started floating away. They're like, oh, where's little Dave? That's not his name. I'm just using a fake name. This is a stand-in name. Oh, shit, where's day? We can't find him.

He must be in the balloon. And then it was on the news. And it was just a big hoax. A big old hoax. What do you know? Our politicians are full of hot air. Oh, people magazine. Waste of money.

Where is balloon boy now? They're from 2025. He's sneaky looks like an alien. This is only a... 2009 hoax. It's only like six months old article from people here. Boy, that's the shittiest balloon I've ever seen. Yeah.

Yeah. It was like a giant chef hat. Yeah. Anywho. Anywho. Can you introduce me? There was another joke about this. What was the hot air balloon thing that you were referring to, Dave?

I had no idea of the Cuba thing. Elyon Gonzalez? Good poll. Wow. You don't know about that? You don't know that. I know. You're not learned.

You're a little young, I guess. Yeah. Okay. When you have a free moment, Google Elyon, Gonzalez. Somebody from the chat texting me. I'm not going to

make that joke. There's like, call Dylan balloon knob boy. What the fuck? People in chat just have your phone number? Dave does give on his phone number. I made a mistake

back in the day early on. I was like, yeah, what could go wrong? Nothing actually ever went wrong, but I could see how it might. Anyway, I got friends in the chat,

sauces in there sometimes. It's probably probably a new still image from the Odyssey and he's going to text me about it. Tell me it's crack. Crack. How would I even know what that's like? I've never done crack. Neither of you. Never done. I never will. Arguably not a joking matter. No. Crack kills. Yeah. Apparently it's very addictive though. I think that's what he's talking about. Um, hey, at the end of the month, the Tuesday, the final Tuesday of the month. It's a theme week. How long? party week. If you have a house party story, you want to tell via email or if you want us to call

you, if it's, if it's good enough, we'll call you. If it's like too much in your, or like you're a shitty typeer, you know, it would take you too long? Like some people, email Dave at at washtmedia.com. That's davee at washedmedia.com. Okay. Or leave a voicemail. Do you know who? 8886184-4-22. Do you know who is a Hunter and Pecker? You're not going to guess. Oh, really? Yeah, I know that because there's a show on Netflix right now. These guys, they deal in collectibles. They run an online auction.

And I went to R.L. Stein's house, and he gave him a thing to auction off. And he had an old type right there. He goes, yeah, I've never learned to type correctly. And his index fingers all wonky because of it. Calloused? Yeah. Calist. Isn't that crazy?

It's crazy. You must take him a long time. Dub for the hunter and peckers. Just to think that like monster blood was all written, hunted and pecking, kind of ruins it a little bit. Hey, you can intro me whenever you're ready. Be careful what you wish for. How I got my shrunken head. I'm ready for it.

What's the ventriloquist dummy? Night of Living Dummy, I believe. Speaking of a dummy is Dylan Schifery. The dummy is what he is what he's auctioning off. That's insane to auction that off. Unless that's for charity. He signed the hand. Anyway, I'm very happy to be here.

I feel strong about what we're doing here. I would like to say that yesterday we mentioned that when Randy gets to pick out something from a sponsor, he takes it very seriously. He went to the Warby Parker store to try on some glasses. It's true. I care for our advertisers. Today, it was an all-time run of free stuff that Randy gets to pick out because we got some new sponsors. One of them is a wallet. a blanket company and then Fair Harbor is reupping with us.

Hey, we can just tell him, maybe in case people are about to make those purchases, just wait. I was going to say the name of the wallet, but I can't, Ridge? Yeah. Ridge. And then the blanket. Lola. Lola. Lola blanket.

Yeah, you've heard of the Lola Lola. Randy over there was like a kid in a candy store, very excited. And he just goes so in depth on these products. And he wants to know, like, where they're manufactured. Yeah. Again, it's a blanket. He calls customer service to talk to him about it a little bit. It's a whole thing. And today was an all-time situation for you.

He had like a very serious question for that. He had so many questions about the blankets and the color. Like, Randy, it's a fucking. I was just trying to make conversation and like you guys did not want to engage. I'm like, hey, should I do this color or this color? You guys like, just figure it out. I'm like, all right, well, sorry. I was like to have my girlfriend in the morning.

I did not see it. I actually did. I was picking out the seven articles of clothing from Fair Harbor. Yeah. seven dude it's so fun watching watching you decide this guy he's got to pick out free clothes

but like you gotta like really be like okay I gotta figure out where I'm gonna put like I gotta get some shit out of my closet facts facts

our home doesn't have enough closet space I need to do a donation run for show anyway Randy I enjoy it I enjoy watching you decide I enjoy annoying Brett too half of it is like I'll say like 30% is real questions.

It's not a bad bit. It's a good bit. It does like I can't, Dylan and I catch the residual stray of like the annoying effect, but it's good. You shouldn't, you definitely should not stop it. I've asked Brett if he has my address at least three or four times

and he has confirmed that he does. I'm excited for your new products to arrive. I am too. I am too. He said that I have to apologize to you guys because I haven't picked my Fair Harbor yet. Because I get this episode. I had to get this episode

Oh dude most of it's summer You're gonna get the Terry cloth polos I think I'll maybe get one of them I'm gonna get some jeans I like your guys as Fair Harbor jeans I can always get some jeans I'm wearing them right now This isn't an ad read what's not to fucking like Dave's wearing a Fair Harbor shirt too right now

I'm again not an ad today Anyway Hey we're doing exactly five minutes today And I gotta give a shout out to all the Not only the patrons but the backers on IG The mommies? You were going to say that. The mommies?

Yeah, the mommies too. The mommies always, yeah. Yeah. But they submitted some good prompts. For exactly five minutes, we get out a bingo ball do hicky, and we spin it, and Dylan will select a ball, we match it to the corresponding number on a spreadsheet, and we talk for exactly five minutes on that topic.

It can be about anything. It's always very fun. And today's, I've added, I've really refreshed the spreadsheet. Can't wait. It's going to be good. That I'll record a day and that'll drop today. And again, listener voicemails drop this Friday.

To go be a patron. Okay? Please be a patron. Get those house parties. Just try it. Somebody on the exit survey said, sorry, Randy's too wacky. J.K., I'll be back.

They're joking. They're making a joke. Whoa. You get a free seven-day trial. Oh, yeah. You have literally nothing to lose. You got nothing to lose. You get a.

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I'm not trying to be that guy, but it's less than lunch. I honestly think that if you were to get that free trial and stay up seven days straight, not sleep and listen to all the content, I don't know if you'd be able to get through it all. There's just so much behind there. It's five years worth. Why don't you ask your AI of note if that's the,

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Someone must have made a huge impression on you so far. let's just say somebody understood the assignment I'm anxious to hear I don't know anything about this so please inform me first you're hearing of it please inform me hey I think we gave out backer the week last Tuesday too who was it last week it was a man face horse who's probably just finished his probation

of not being able to listen to the podcast because he posted the egg video on Reddit he's allowed back tomorrow so he's not listening to this because I banned him for a week that's right I forgot got slunker gate. Do you fucking slunker of the week is Tony Briggs? He, uh, DM me a photo after hearing me, uh, opine about my baked potato that I ate

over the weekend. He hit, he hit me a little something. And I posted on the circling back Instagram story, want you to throw it up there, buddy. Yeah. This is Tony eating a big old BP while, whilst, whilst driving. I just, okay. In the Subaru. In the baru?

Once you zoom in on that speedometer. Wait for a red light, dude. He's going 55 miles per hour. What are you doing, man? It's pretty clear what he's doing. It's going 25? It's going 25. Oh, it says 55 right here.

Yeah, I'm very confused as to how fast he actually is going. But I'm not, I'm not at the deck and stuff. Well, I think that's, I don't know, yeah. This is very confusing. Maybe that's kilometers. No, the kilometers are the small numbers. Yeah, I know. He's going either 25 or 55 or not sure.

Either way he's eating. Either way, he's in motion, taking a picture of his baked potato. Why don't you get that baked potato in the frame there, Haas? And that, I believe. It looks plain and dry. It does. Yeah. This is a dude who just loves it.

Okay. He's eating the skin. You think you're in on baked potatoes? Yeah, I thought I was. No, you're not dedicated to the game. He's got some cortisone down there in the, Yeah, he's got a little skin condition. That's okay.

Exema. We've all been there. Maybe he's got a rash. How'd you guys know this is a Subaru? Well, it says my Subaru right here. It says Subaru. Oh, there is. He just gave off the vibe.

Small text. I see it on the screen. Okay. Yeah. Good for this guy, man. What a... Five, ten, too. So is he on the way home from work?

Dude, just, he's probably carbon up. He probably just left the gym. He's got to put some. carbs in to replenish glycogen things of that nature 37 degrees outside oh he's a cold boy you probably figure out where that is um rainbolt probably what's the last thing you ate while driving food that is um potato chips sometimes i'll take a bit a bag of potato chips from the office and i'll just dump them in my mouth as i'm going that's some somehow a little sad but not the worst Probably one of those beef sticks, actually, was probably...

Okay. Oh, whew! Dad sneeze over there. Oh, my goodness. Bless you. Excuse me. All up on the shack? Ooh.

Yeah, so anyway, what did I say? Congratulations to the back of the week. What's his name? You just glossed over my question. Tony. What was your question? Last thing you ate behind the wheel. Someone in the chat is explaining.

I don't remember. I'm not a big car eater. You're a big car texter. I've seen that before. I got... I got 360, the most stop and start one time. on a very very tough to eat or text and drive on road i changed my ways man i'll eat a banana okay that's a that's a good car food i'm not drunk all doing i'm just eating banana sober

behind the wheel right like toad um like to some of the chat i think explaining that he's going 25 and his cruise control is up to 55 must be on a fellow Subaru what cruise control please Must be a fellow roo head Yeah Love Makes a Subaru Subaru Roo head I don't understand how

That's not what they're called Man I'm just Does this guy have a very large hand Or is that a tiny baked potato I mean I feel like he's eating like you know 30 I know but just 60% of it

I'm gonna assume that's a standard hand But you can see the shape and size of it though What's the story with eating the skin I don't know There's probably a lot of like You hear that Folic acid You hear that it contains

more of the nutrients. Don't know how accurate it is. Well, I'll tell you, it's probably hard not to eat the skin when you're driving, you know. It's true. It's easier, yeah. How would that look? You can't just eat your impression of you.

You can't just eat the guts out of the potato when you're driving. No. You know? That's just gross. There's not a, I mean, honestly, like, there's not an easy way to do this. This is getting on his pant leg.

I enjoy a baked potato every now and then, but I don't enjoy it at this fellow's level. This might be the best part of this guy's day. I hope not. Dude, Tony's been thinking all day about that baked potato. Just waiting for it. I bet it was wrapped up in foil sitting in his glove compartment.

He just popped it open. It was like, oh. It's like, it's like crack. He's been thinking about it all day at work. Just pounding spreadsheets. Like, I got that potato waiting for me in the globy. Yeah, now there's a debate in the chat about whether this is

a.m. or PM. Because it's 5.10. So it could be a.m? It could be a PM. It's dark at 5'10. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think too. Unless you're in like weird parts of the globe. Yeah. It could be super north, but

just a back home from your baked potato. Shout out to Tony, man. Backer of the week, dude. For another week or another backer. Congratulations to Tony. It's pretty cool, man. Hey, if you want to be back of the week, you have some, you have some shoes to fill. You got Sondkate and potato driving. Speaking of foods that are hard to eat, I didn't eat this in a car, but we did a testatas last night.

We've been doing these. We got this crock pot recipe. It's very easy and it provides a lot of leftovers. I normally at a restaurant, I'm kind of against the testata just because like it's a little impractical to eat. I don't get it. I love eating them at home. There's just something about the way.

There's just something about it. Like a lot of people and what you guys are probably saying is why not just fold it over and have the taco. I get it. That's what I would say. But it just hits diff. It doesn't though. It does.

because you don't get the crunch up top and bottom. You only get crunch below deck. A hard shell taco is already difficult to eat because the first bite. Difficult for who? You take the first bite and it just falls apart. Don't tell me I'm wrong because it's a fact. Also, also, a hard taco unless you have the old El Paso ones with the square bottom. If you eat those, you trash.

You can't ever set it down. You can't set it down because the stuff just spills out. out. Little note on that. Tell me I'm not wrong. No, you're probably wrong a little bit. If you go to a restaurant and you order tacos and they bring it out on the taco stand thing.

The little like zigzag. The thing's trash. Your tacos are going to be trash. That's a red flag as far as tacos go. That's a place that doesn't specialize in tacos. The square bottom taco was a genius invention. No. What are you talking about?

Old El Paso? It's a genius invention. I'm not saying the quality. of the taco itself, the taco show itself. You just say genius. The invention is genius. You can set it down on a plate. What do you, what's your deal?

Lie down on its side. Seriously. Why? Everything spills out. Not everything. Hard show tacos are trashed. Maybe a little bit of shred of lettuce. I agree with Dylan.

Maybe a little bit of, you lose a little bit of lettuce, but you don't like lettuce anyway. You lose shredded cheese. You lose your tomato. There's, there's thousands of pieces of shredded cheese on your taco. And you're going to lose 15% of them when you said, it down on a plate. And what if you get a bad crack? That first, that first bite you do, bad crack and it goes all the way.

You don't know where the fishers are going to go. Yeah, and when you bite it, it falls apart. What are you talking about, Dave? The only. Grow up, dude. The only suitable, that I'll say that's a good hard shell taco is the Doritos Locos ones at Taco Bell. That's the only time I'll do a hard shell taco. Just square that bottom for me.

One time for a player. That's all I'm asking. Are we still talking about eating food? Yeah. Wow, what have you? People forget I ate like 20 Jack in the Box tacos during hell week. And they were put in my Pledge Brother Stu's car because we weren't allowed to eat. So we had to hide them in throughout his explore.

People forgot that I ate 12. We could easily eat 20. I ate 12 tacos before a high school baseball game one time. Yeah, that's the one you had to leave early because you crapped your pants. No. People forget that one. But it wasn't my best game. You struck out.

You struck out. And then you just broke the bat over my knee. No, you broke something else. Yeah, people forget that Marcus Lopez ate 25 slices of Cece's pizza. It always changes after what was the soccer game? It was the final soccer game of the season.

It was our post-season party and Marcus Lopez ate like 34 slices of Cece's pizza which might sound crazy. Like no way, that kid was like 10. But he did it and it's Cici's. It's very edible. I was back when you could get a, you could get a, Cece's buffet for like $1.99.

Facts. And now look at it with the tariffs. Why'd you do Bernie finger wag? Because I'm talking about the tariffs. The top 1% have charged. Shareholder value. Increased the price of the Cece's buffet to whatever it is now. What is it?

Like $5.99? Your Cece's buffet is only for the elite. They're coming in. They're taking the water cup and they're filling it up with Diet Cola. And then they're playing Mortal Kombat 2 the whole time. And they're eating Alfredo pizza. And they're taking the red crushed pepper and they're unscrewing the cap a little bit. So the next person who sits down and tries to put the fresh red crushed pepper on the pizza,

pours the whole thing wasting more pizza. We need subsidies. The macaroni pizzas are done. Now you just kind of sound like Don Corleone. Don Julio is not as good as Patron. I don't know who Don Coliani is, to be honest. Oh, my God. Dude, you have to.

Why am I even here? Wait, is that Godfather? You saved it kind of, but you should know off the- I didn't think I saw, like Marlon Brando, I didn't think I sound like him, that's why I thought. Now you're just inserting the things you know about the movie. Never go against the family. I didn't think I sounded that much on.

He doesn't say that. Never. The day of my daughter's- Never go against the fair. Okay, Randy, that's fair. Leave the canolae. We'll make him a novel he can't review. I'm taking tomorrow.

We'll make him an novel he can't review. Right? Straight up taking them. I'm taking him off. He's like a year to borrow. I'm sorry, dude. No, it's not. I'm gonna take Thursday.

I'm just- Take him an awful. He can't with you. Yeah, I'm making you an offer. Fredo. You know what meme I like that I don't really know the origin of

and I've never attempted is the trade guy where it's like, I receive and you receive and it's a real shit deal. Yeah. I don't know where that came from. I think that's just a guy on TikTok

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He is no longer a member of the Lyft Tour and is rejoining the PGA Tour. Probably a little frustrated that he was. was never on TV and no one ever went to his tournaments. So is his contract up? Why is this all happening? He's breaking the contract. He's breaking it. He's busting out, dude.

He was like, I want that one back. He made good money while he was with Liv. He did. I don't think he could. Yeah, he did. But it comes with some pretty hefty penalties, David. He is forfeiting. Okay.

As part of Kepka's conditions to return, according to the memo, he agreed to forfeit any player equity shares for the next five years and won't be eligible for the $100 million FedEx Cup bonus program in 26. Kepka at the PGA Tours request also agreed to make a $5 million donation to charity. That charity, washed media. Oh, wow, really? Nope be cool if it was I'm assuming he had to pay some fines To get out of the contract too There's he's gonna I think he's gonna pay some money back to the Piff

Question Was I high when I thought I heard this Or did the PGA tour and Liv Announced that they were merging at some point Like two years ago? Yeah there is a Negotiation in good faith for them to potentially Yeah

There is a lot of talk but it never went anywhere Okay. PJ Tour is under new leadership now. And they smartly have said, okay, well, who are your three other, okay, so who are your four biggest fish that we would like to have back? Well, Brooks is number one. Well, he's not number one necessarily, but he is one of them, Bryson D. Shambo, John Rom, Cam Smith. Four heavy hitters. So they created this deal now where it's like, okay, if you have won a major in the last five years,

or the players championship, and you left two years ago or less than two years ago, which applies to those three guys, the other three I just mentioned, who have not come back, they're offering this pathway to get back on tour, which is part, which is genius, because it's obviously tailored to them to get these guys back. And now the big question is, who's next? Yeah. It warms my cold dead heart to see Liv floundering the way that it is. She's doing pretty well.

Her boyfriend's pretty hot. I hate the Live tour with a passion. It is watered down the field for all PGA tour events, and I hate it. And not even considering the Saudi money and all that part of it, which is also pretty gross. But I hate it. I just hate it. And I love that it was knowing.

could find it. You'd go watch it on YouTube, which like, or the C-dub, which like 40 people did. Like, no one watched it. No one showed up to the- More people watched our COVID Happy Hour lives. No one showed up to the tournaments. Like the galleries were very sparse and it's a failure. And I love it. It is a failure. But what do you say to critics who would say the only reason you didn't like it is because you had to see those guys playing in shorts and it reminded you that you've neglected your legs all these years? What would you say about that? What do you think? Critics have said that. Yeah, to the critics, I would say that that's okay.

You can, whatever, I don't care about you. I don't care about you in your shitty golf league. Yeah, you heard it here. Dude, it's a shit, it's a shit golf league. No one cares. If someone wins a, if someone wins a fucking tournament and a live, not only do I not hear about it, but if I did hear about it, I wouldn't give a shit. What about Dustin Johnson?

I want DJ back. DJ, no, he doesn't care. DJ, I know. That's why I want him back. He's not even a good guy. golfer anymore. He sucks now. He's making a lot of money. He's your ass. He's making a lot of money and he gets to, you know. I don't see you married to a Gretzky. Did I miss that? Do you know that she's in grownups too? Sneaky. Didn't you say it makes you grow? It grows. She's in grownups too. No, I haven't

seen grownups too. It's Parks' favorite movie. It's Adam Sandler, John. And because it's Parks' favorite movie, I've seen it like 20 times. It's pretty, it's stupid but funny. Anyway, I love that it's failing And I hope it continues to fail Until eventually they have to just Fold it up That's my hope Like origami

No one watches that dumb shit Okay Dylan And that's how I feel Didn't know Dylan was steaming today So to get a guy like Brooks back in the tour Is a big dub And I hope the other guys follow

I love having Brooks back on tour I do too I hope he starts playing better I don't particularly care for him but he is a character that belongs in the spotlight. I think he handled his early part of his career when he was, I argued, when he was definitely at his peak. I think he was a little bit insecure about being,

and I think he went out of his way to kind of disc golf as a sport, and it was almost like, oh, I can't believe my God-given talent is golf. He's doing disc golf? You still playing ball golf? Okay. Don't say ball golf with my neighbor, and J-Bone. I got it from J-Bone. My neighbor unironically said ball golf.

Oh, no. You can't do that. Years ago. And I was like, it's just golf, man. Dude. It's been golf for a very long time. But a PJ tour event would be on TV, not a major, but like an event. And I'm like, okay, it's cool that, you know, so-and-so is on the leaderboard.

But these guys are not even competing. And it's like a handful of the best golfers in the world are like nowhere to be found because they're in a different league. And it's just, they should all come with like a little aster's mark, you know? How does that work? It shouldn't. I mean, it's not, it doesn't work, but it should is what I meant. I got a question. They still doing that indoor golf thing?

Yes, unfortunately. Yeah, dude. So will drugs be on one of that? Will he be on one of these teams now? Are it? Maybe. I think there's some rumors. Oh, I think he's actually, that's one of the penalties.

He can't play in the league for a while. I'm not kidding. Did you see that as Iar golf? Where did you see that? I don't remember where I saw it. It could, I don't think I got McCockener. I think it's a real thing. Okay.

Explain what you said to somebody does. The way that said it's just way... It's so like... Macawkener. Barry McCockiner, is a noted Twitter personality. Barry McCockiner is a fake news spreader in the sports world. And he gets a lot of people. He's gotten Landry, he's gotten you.

He's probably gotten me. He gets you like twice a year. Yeah, he gets me. He keeps like doing new handles. Mega tough scene. Mega tough scene. That was my favorite one. Pretty good. Pretty good account.

Yeah. Look, Brooks, as a character, golf is better when he's playing well. Agreed. He's married to a babe. They do content together. They seem to really have fun together. He's had some dushy moments. His interview with On Farity from like seven years ago is really stands out. about Japanese wedding steak. The Chatele Breon? Yeah. You know, he doesn't eat steak in the States anymore.

I can't believe he said that with a straight face. It's one of the most amazing moments. Also, the most blatant lie of all time. You absolutely eat steak. You tell me you go to a steakhouse with your boys in Jupiter. He refuses, dude.

And you're just like, oh, no, I'll have the chicken. Fucking liar. Is he everyone the masters? No. So one he needs. You got to get that green jacket for books.

He did. Like, and then someone wins that has steak. on the menu. He just wanted to do it. He would refuse. Unless it's brought in from Japan. Yeah. It's a good point, Randy. I didn't know where you're going with that.

It's a blatant lie. Can you find the clip? Hold on. If you've had it. He's just lying. I definitely tweeted it in the last month or two or retweeted it. No, it's not true. There's no way. There's no guy like that. Because he's not going to Japan.

Unless he just doesn't care for steak and it's a delicacy and he just only goes to Japan once every couple years. He's like a big alpha male type. Like he's eating steak here. I promise you. Yeah, he was like a, he's a workout guy. Yes. Honestly, like probably eat steak twice a week. He's a lot of it.

He's very wealthy man. He can afford it. He's rich. He might even have, he might have gout at some point. Do you imagine having to just give away $5 million as a penalty. Like I straight up with like, guys, I don't have it. What's the charity? I don't know.

I don't know. I hope it's St. Jude. That's a wonderful charity. We gave. Wonderful. Maybe he gives to them, and we could have them on to talk about it. Yeah. Since we also gave, but we give like 10K.

You got to give. What do we give? Not to brag. Give 10K? That's 17K-ish. 17K? Yeah. That's not nothing, dog.

People say that we don't give back, but, um. Well, to be fair, the listeners really donated that. But we facilitated. We made it. We facilitated. We gave some to. Yeah, we put a little on top. We sprinkled on top.

Did you find it? I'm looking for it. Can I ask a favor? Yes. While he's looking for that, can you knock out this next read while I go and take the piss of a lifetime? What do we got here?

I pounded a high brew before I came in there. It's all hairy, it's all. Or you can skip it and do FitBod. You know FitBod. You want a FitBoss. I think I found it from this place. called Daily Caller. And in the article, it says,

talking about steak in Japan, according to a video posted by David Ruff on Twitter. To be clear, I don't, I have never been affiliated with the Daily Caller, noted conservative law. But they did aggregate me at one point. Be right back. You hold on to that.

Do you knock out FitBod for a player? Yeah, I'll just pull on my workout. FitBod. Oh gosh. Dave just threw this at me. FitBod is a personal training app and one of the beautiful things about FitBod. bod, is that it'll tailor your workout for exactly what you're looking for.

And whether that's, you want to focus on a certain muscle group or you want to have, you have desired results, maybe you want to cut weight, maybe you want to stack mass. It'll set your workouts up for exactly what you need, but also for your workout environment. Maybe you're in a full gem with all the equipment available to you. Or maybe you're in home and you just want to do body weight stuff. Maybe you have bands. Maybe you have kettlebells. It'll set your workout up for exactly what you need and what you're in.

what you have access to. It sounded like you had a tough one the other day. Push day. Dude, push day. This might be a little bit easier, but I'm not sure. All right. I got dumbbell bench press, check, dumbbell shoulder press, dumbbell skull crusher, dips, dumbbell flys, dumbbell tricep extension.

We got, let's see, we got cable lateral rays, bicycle crunch, and then push up. I'll be hurting after that one, Randy. Yeah, some people are worried that you're going to get doms. Dom's is in play if I bang that workout out. Also, they have demonstration videos which are super helpful if you don't know how to do an exercise or if you don't know proper technique. It's also for safety reasons. The demonstration videos are absolutely clutch.

Level up your workout in the new year. Join FitBod today to get your personalized workout plan. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free for seven days at FitBod. me slash steam that's f i t b o d dot m e slash steam heck yeah dude how'd that go pretty well pretty well considering you just put me on the spot you just you toss me in the rock real quick and said throw up a shot look man here's the deal i just got to i just got a straight up pee pee off look at that face he's making play the brooks video so this is the most smug thing you'll hear today i love it unless you've had it

that Chateaubriand from Wago from Japan is absolutely some of the best state I've ever had I actually refused to eat steak in the States now It's really? Really? He goes, really? That's a blatant lie. You tell me he only eats steak when he...

How far away is Japan? How long is that flight? It's a... It's over an ocean. It's too far. I think it was like 11 hours from Vancouver. It's not like he's the next town over eating steak. We're talking about Japan.

It's like, you could almost be like, dude, I don't eat barbecue unless I'm in Memphis. I love their barbecue. And that would it be less egregious than what he said? The way he, this is like after, I think this is, I don't know what year this was, probably 2019, 2018. But, oh, this clip is 2019. It's just unbelievable. And I refuse to let it go. And I feel like people don't talk about this moment in time enough.

Why was he trying to flex on Farity? I don't know. Farity just goes, really? Huh. In the very end. I find that hard to believe. Huh. Huh.

You could tell, like, he wanted to push back, but he's like, that's not really what we do on this show. Yeah. This is more of like a come on here and we're going to do a little puff piece, hoss. But no. Said to go. And the way he says, Waguel. Wagul. Play it again.

Fuck him. Fuck him. Just the beginning. I want to hear him say, Waguel. Unless you've had it. That shut up. from Wago from Japan is absolutely some of the best thing I've ever had I actually refuse to eat steak in the States now it's really spoiled me that bad yeah huh

that's a straight up like like I don't believe you that is the huh of like realizing I don't like this guy huh I don't really want to hang out with you every now and then you'll get one of those in the friend group the friend group you wife makes you hang out with. I see you have changed your avatar to the the block Melbourne collab with your face on it. Very nice. I did.

How does that make you feel that I took your artwork and I made it my avatar? It makes me feel as an artist makes me feel good. Unlike some people, not going to say who who maybe take AI art of themselves and make it their Twitter avatar. We don't give enough shit for that, by the way.

dude was completely unironic he was like this is the next wave he's like this is this is like being this is like having bitcoin in 2011 can we still find that image somebody has it on their phone I guess this is the part of the show where I talk about landman for a minute

so after watching the end of Aaron Rogers courtesy of the Texans world-class defense last night. What a unit? Yeah. C.J. Straout, what's going on? He stinks.

He's, what happened? He stinks. Defense, though, is hard. I'd say fucking defense. That's a proper defense. Not even a pro-that's like world-class. You know, C.J. Stroud has the same recording class as Carson Beck. Yeah, I saw that.

This is his third year in the league. It's crazy. Yeah. I threw on land, man. Season 2, episode 9. Um, okay. So in this episode, one of the storylines, Allie Larder, uh, Tommy, aka, um, Billy Bob Thornton's, uh, ex-wife, but they've reconciled. And, uh, her daughter, Michelle Randolph, who's 27, 28 playing a girl who's about to be a freshman in college. very well,

aesthetically, like, looks, I'm trying to think of it, but what's the best way to say it? She's a beautiful young lady. She looks her. Beautiful young lady.

She compares to a college girl. Knocking boots with Glenn Powell. They've been linked. What was that voice? It's me not wanting to say something that identifies me. I was trying to think, like,

how do I say that she's believable? She looks young for 27, 28, whatever she is. Anyway, uh, They're going, she's going to go to some fresh, I don't know if it's like freshman orientation camp at Texas Christian University, TCU, Home of the Horn Frogs. And she's a cheerleader there.

And she goes and she gets her room assignment for the week, her roommate. She finds out this is not only her roommate for the week, but this will be her roommate in the fall. And the roommate is, what happens next is the most Taylor Sheridan thing of all time. And what he will do. I was in genuine shock when you played this clip for us earlier. He will, he's not subtle. And like he likes to opine. He likes to insert ways to commentary into his scripts, into his shows where it's like,

okay, I don't really like woke stuff. So I'm going to create a character so woke. In season one, he did a lot of like pro oil and gas. Exactly. Which like the oil industry. is very important. A four-minute rant from Billy Bob Thornton explaining some dumb ass, well, actually not a dumb act.

Antigreen energy and all about oil and how it's, the big city lawyer, how we need. It runs the world. Okay. Like, it wasn't well done, which, it was not subtle. It felt like exactly what I'm saying. Like, oh, yeah, he's just inserting his own personal commentary into this one monologue.

Finds your show. We're all watching for some reason. It's a pile of shit, but we're watching. Cool. what he did with this character is the funniest thing I've ever seen in television because he created a character so woke you can't I mean the most woke it built in a lab the woke lab can we play it do we like first of all it is a um you get they them pronouns so the roommate could not be a more on the opposite spectrum of uh michelle randolph's character

who is a cheerleader. Daughter of an oil and gas guy. Rich girl smoking hot. West Texas. Blonde. Played by a 28-year-old. I could say that. Is she going to rush?

That's going to be season. Season three, she's going to join Serrairi. She's going top tier for sure. She's fucking go cap. Probably like a fucking awful fee or something like that. No, bless those girls. No, they got a ton of this bit. No, they're cool chicks out.

Those West Texas chicks out. I'm gonna try it out. I'm done. So you get her, you meet her. She's got short, she's very, what's sort, androgynous, is that the word? And big, her, the roommate. Non-binary?

Well, she, she, okay, here's what you get. Extremely short red hair. Her name is, her name's not pagan, but it's pagan. Pagan. Pagan. And they make a, and she thinks it's pagan. So there's like, okay, there's like this pagan thing. Also, she immediately says, I go by they, them.

She gives her the pronouns. And then you get this whole dialogue about what's up pronouns? And Michelle Ranoff, yeah. She basically just tells this person that it doesn't even make sense to use those terms because they're like plural words. I don't know. Like I don't, it doesn't, I don't even care. But then, okay, also she has a ferret for some reason in the room in a cage, which I don't know what that is symbol. of. She's got a pet ferret.

Probably because I'm still waiting on my pet ferret. Cool. And it's like she brings it out. It's like whatever. Then she goes, hey, so do you eat meat? Because I'm a vegan. This is all in the first three minutes. I've already forgot that she got triggered at one point. Okay. Michelle Randolph said the word

penetrate in a non-sexual way. And the roommate says, don't use that word. It's triggering. It's the phallic symbol for the patron. Yeah. This is all in like three minutes. And you're like, okay.

And they just met in the room. Ask her not to eat meat in the room. Don't eat meat because she's a vegan. It's her safe space. Or have any. Or have any leather goods, clothing. And safe space was thrown there. Safe space.

She meditates at noon. She doesn't listen to music. Which I felt that one's weird. I'm like that's, I feel like there's. Yeah. But anyway, they basically, he, He made this. He threw the music in the Faradon because he's like, you know what?

It's not enough that I've just created like every like extreme right wing, uh, troll's idea of like a, uh, what's the, the blue hair liberal. Yeah. I got to make her like really sucks. She doesn't like music. Yeah. Like she sucks. If you're watching this show and if you're enjoying it because you think it's like well done

and well written, you're lying to yourself. It's because you know that it's not. I don't even care if there's political commentary or social commentary that I may or may not even agree with. I don't care if they're like doing some like preachy shit in the in the in the script. It's just when it's so. It's so over the top that it's like, what do we do? That I'm like just look. I'm like, I'm watching this by the way in my living room by myself because of course my wife's probably reading a book like I should be doing but I'm not.

I'm ruining my brain. I'm like looking around like. Like I like. Are you? seeing this? I sort of got it. I went to Twitter and just like, all right, I got to go. I type in Landman. I'm like, there's got to be some good shit on this. Sure enough. And a lot of like, a lot of like super

right wing accounts are like, oh, he fucking destroys the world shit. I saw, I saw the Red Wave press was like, oh, Landman destroys whatever. Completely obliterates. And then at the end it says, nukeed with an exclamation point. Like, all right. I mean, yeah, he created the worst character of all the time. And I thought

like, okay, so, and how does it end? You want to know. Uh, spoiler. She calls her mom or she goes to the, um, the missions lady, the counselor or whatever. And she's basically like, I can't be with this person. I don't want to, I need a roommate change. Can I just go live off campus? Like, yeah, we need a reason. She's like, okay, I have allergies.

Like, okay, well, I need to know where you're living. She calls her mom on speakerphone while she's in the room, just a stunt. She's like, mom, I hate my roommate. I need, uh, I need somewhere else to stay. Can I stay in an apartment or, and her mom. calls the nicest hotel, even say Camp Bowie Street, which is a street, a real street in Fort Worth. And she's like, yeah, I need a room for the week. They're like, okay, Mrs.

Uh, whatever, Mrs. Norris. So she comes and picks her up in her Bentley convertible. Allie Lauder comes picks, picks up Michelle Randolph, goes in the room. And she's like, oh, you're leaving? She's like, yeah. And she's like, I'm going to go. And Ali Lauder's like, yeah, you should, I reserve the pool for you and your chair. cheerleader friends.

So you're thinking like, oh, maybe they'll, like, they'll tie it together at the end of the episode, like the roommate will, like, come by,

like, maybe join them and, like, make a friend, and it'll be like this nice moment. That doesn't happen. It just ends with her or,

like, cheerleader friends in the pool just having, like, a killer pool day. Why didn't you show us that clip? Why is that rainy? Uh, because I,

by the way, they're, they're, they're, I enjoy pool activities. It's cold here. 18-year-old. 27.

There. Anyway, it's hilarious. It is awesome. It is so awesome, dude. You're like, it's a masterpiece. I can't believe it. And then, oh, by the way, completely other, the other storyline, Sam Elliott, Billy Bob's dad, who's living with him.

And all he's concerned about is, like, sitting out watching the sunrise and the sunset by himself in the backyard by the pool. Real old man's shit. Is this the one that is also getting physical therapy still from a stripper? Yes, yes. Well, she comes back and they, he gets in the pool and she's, this time she's got her bikini. Last time she didn't. The stripper? You'll be, you'll come to, you'll be shocked to learn she's smoking hot.

Sam Elliott gets in his bathing suit. They're in the pool and they're just talking. And there's, they're leading to, there's probably going to be a Sam Elliott hookup with this 23-year-old stripper. probably it's unbelievable you have to be able laugh at this show you have to but dude all the all the while there is a pretty interesting storyline with him and like this offshore rig that they're trying to drill that has like a 10% chance to find anything and it's going to tank the company if it doesn't hit natural gas and demi more is involved in like Andy Garcia and it's it's the most interesting part of the show. But then you just get like the commentary and then horny, you know, I'm not,

I'm even complaining about horny Sam Elliott. He's earned the right to do whatever he wants. It's Sam Elliott. Right. Okay. And I think Sam Elliott, he's a good looking older dude, full head of hair, stash, of course. Anyway, it is just an unbelievable show. And I'm watching. And you know what? Maybe I'm getting owned. Maybe he's loaning. He's owning me too. You got owned. I'm watching. I'm curious what's going to happen. You're the Texas cuck.

I'm not going to spoil anything else. But the clip's out there. I didn't want to play it because it's just, I mean, it's like four minutes and it would just, you know, but it's out there. And just watch the show. Fuck it. Everybody else is. Who cares?

Even if it's not your, even if Taylor Sheridan is not your cup of tea like politically or socially, it's like Yellowstown, dude. It's so over the time. The worst entertaining TV belongs to Taylor Sheridan. And the problem is, I know. And the thing that. so frustrating by a guy like him, he's done good work. Sicario.

Hell or high water. Great movies. He's done great screenplays. Moon River. Moon River. Is it Moon River? Wind River. Wind River's a song. I don't know that one. Wind River's a great movie. He's done great work. And you're just like, dude, he doesn't give a fuck. He's getting a lot of money for this. It's hilarious. So over the top. Anyway, speaking over the top, I hate it when my my razor isn't flexible and goes over the top in a way that is just uncomfortable to my face.

Don't you? Yeah. That's why I love Harry's razors, Randy. I've been a Harry's guy for years, Dave. Straight up. That's all I know at this point. Got that easy to grip, that metal. Heavy.

Feels great in the hand, man. It's good. It's sturdy. Oh, yeah. We're happy to have Harry's Plus. Back on board. The advanced pivoting system. to reach every corner of your face.

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back sent you. Do we have a space bar? Space bar? The space bar. It's time for the motherfucking space bar. Space bar, bitch. Yeah, the space bar is a segment during which we talk about either space or a bar. I don't get it either.

Anyway, this one's about space. This one's about space as they typically are. What if I told you that there's a company that's backed by NVIDIA that is planning to develop the first hotel on the moon by 2032? rooms starting at $416,667 a night. I'll tell you that I'm glad I have some invidia stock. That's what I would tell you. I saw someone in the comments say, who wants to split this 500 ways with me?

Just pile in there. This is insane. Dude, you and your boys? This is insane. New Year's Eve up there. Just guys on the floor, three men do a bed, waking up, no chicks talk to because you're on the moon. Because you're on the moon?

And you weren't going to talk to chicks anyway. Sounds lit. What's the timeline on this project? 2032. How are people going to get up there? With the spaceship. I don't know. How else would they get up there?

It's not a portal yet. So we're saying in six years, we're going to be able to have commercial spaceflight, kind of in a way? Sure. I think 23rd. Didn't Elon say 2030? Like, I don't mean, that's Mars. I don't know.

Maybe there'll be an elevator. I'm probably not going to ever make it up. I found an article on space.com. It says that you have to make it a deposit of a million dollars to reserve your spot. This isn't going to happen. Can I just say that? I think it's going to happen. Yeah.

Not in 2032. In six years, this isn't going to happen. Dude, the moon's going to be a move. It would be kind of, I mean, that would be sick. You got to wear a fucking suit the whole time, though. Did you get up there and you realize like, oh, I'm sorry not much to do up here. What do you? Yeah, what do you play?

You play golf. They've already played golf in the moon. He had a shot. You play golf. Just bounce around. White Lotus, the moon. Yeah. Once you're up there, it's like, all right, we can go back now.

That's cool. I can see the earth from here, and that's pretty sick. Isn't that, didn't they do ball bearings up there? because there's obviously zero grab so you can make the perfect circular ball bearing. I don't know making ball bearings up there.

Look that up. I'm pretty sure there's something with ball bearings in space. I'm pretty sure the Earth ball bearing factories are doing just fine. Look it up. This is not going to find anything on this. Galactic resource utilization space grew

founded by Berkeley graduate Skyler Chan. Grew? Launch their booking website. Monday yesterday unveiling details of the

hotel's architecture. What's the hotel call? Let's go to the booking website. I'm not sure. Gru, grew maybe?

Are the minions going to be up there and this night? Is that grew? Is that grew? Yeah. That's rising. I don't get it, dude.

Can you imagine the other guys are going to be up there with? Reserve a spot. All right. I'm trying to reserve a spot right now. The first lunar hotel. It's just going to be like LinkedIn hustle guys.

Yeah. Let's see. Stay at the hotel. The application fee is $1,000. No. You want to make sure you're serious. You're a serious man. Maybe they'll wave that.

I'll tell them we'll give them some Instagram posts. This is the dumbest shit. We'll send Randy up there. He'll do a fucking 500 posts. I mean, people are going to do this. That would be awesome? People are going to do it. Would you do it if they came to you like, hey, we need an influencer?

Yes. no i'd be too scared i think okay i think that i don't know if they make them but here's like in theory melted in space the steel would form perfect spheres because of zero gravity and i think it's like it just had long long but there's not there's not zero gravity on the moon thank you randy so there you go there's not zero gravity on the moon david no but there's you know i understand there's some gravity i don't think there's zero gravity anyway you weigh like you weigh like 40 pounds in the moon. You're moving the goalposts

because I don't understand gravity. You still don't even get why you go to space and come back and everybody's an old man. Can you explain it? Yes, but I'm not going to do it here. We're already at an hour nine. Theory of relativity.

It's a hard concept to really wrap your brain around though. I got a bad email. It's not specific to my kid, but this could be a, I really Hi parents, just wanted to reach out and let y'all know that there might be a tummy bug going around. A tummy bug.

The other teacher and I have changed some pretty loose BMs. She said BMs. I don't want to hear details. Oh, God, please don't be my son. No more poop talk on the podcast, David. Dude, this, do you know how disastrous this would be for me? I'm alone. I'm alone.

I can't have tummy bug with the kids. That's true. That's rough. Yeah, that's my son. So there's some caves. There's some hotels that are in caves that are pretty cool. I was actually just looking up yesterday. So I'm all down for a unique hotel experience.

I'd be sick to go to the moon and, like, just look up and I'm in space pretty much. That's her. I hate to tell you this. I don't need a day. Unless wash media that just absolutely takes off, you're priced out of it. I can make a friend. I only need a day up there. I can make a really rich friend.

All right. What if you saw the James Webb tell us? Maybe I'll make friends with like a billionaire. I'll just be like their court jester. And I'll just pay me like a million dollars. I will tell you right now. They are not your friend. They may make you think that,

but they are not your friend, Randy. I'll sing a dance in like an outfit with bells on if Elon's going to pay me a million dollars a year to do it. You got to go up there and do a TikTok voiceover voice video. Like, hey man, we want to send you to the moon, but we're going to need some stories. And we need a couple reels too. All right.

So this is my trip to the moon. So we started off. I woke up in the morning and had some astronaut ice cream and then headed to the shuttle. I thought that everyone would be eating dip and dots because it's the ice cream in the future. But that's not the case. We stopped at the International Space Station and these Chinese astronauts grilled up some barbecue wings for us. And they were really good. Good callback.

It was really cool and I went up there and then we jumped out and I had never played golf before but like what else are you going to do on the moon besides like hit a golf ball. So we did. There's not really much to do up here. We got a debrief at the Trump, John Kennedy Space Center. Did you not know? Did you not hear about that a week or two ago? I don't know. I can't.

How do you follow this shit? All right. Fun episode. A fun episode. I'm going to go figure this out. Bye.