Circling Back - Las Vegas Worst Of & Scooped-Out Bagels

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

We’re absolutely standing on business to kick off yet another Podcast Week — We do a long overdue Worst Of story about a Vegas hook-up, we recap our Weekends in Fun, discuss signature cocktails and how much is too much, Florida’s “Booty Patrol,” scooped-out bagels, and more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:20) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (32:46) The Worst Of: Vegas Hook-Up Gone Wrong (48:30) A Question Regarding Signature Cocktails at Steakhouses (57:20) How Loaded Is Too Loaded (1:05:15) We’re Late To This: Scooped Out Bagel Guy (1:19:55) Florida ‘Booty Patrol’ Caught (1:24:00) Daylight Savings Questions Support This Episode’s Sponsors Alfa Romeo Tonale: www.alfaromeousa.com  Point.Me: www.point.me Lucy: www.lucy.co (STEAM for 20% off)  Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from Austin, Texas. My name is Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Roth. Hey, just want to say happy NoNetNov. Hope everybody's doing well. I think this time change has got us all a little loopy. Brett's out sick today. But we're going to podcast, and we're going to kick off content week at a very high level. Happy content week to you guys.

Thank you. You're saying Brett's not on business? I don't want to say it, but he hasn't responded to a text I sent about six minutes ago. Oh, man, Brett's not on business right now, dude. He's not standing on it, is he? Dylan Chivry, let's just get him over with so he can ruin yeah listen a saying for everybody don't adjust your television we're not on tv don't adjust your screen uh i have shaved my my facial hair off yeah so um it feels weird it's jarring i don't like what i see in the mirror i don't know how do i look honest assessment how do i look do you do you

not love the man that you see like all right you're imagine you're a lovely young lady in her early 30s you're at a bar it's late that often and like you are like you want to you want to hook up with just anybody like there are two guys left in the bar like Like, and you're on a mission. Like, you're standing on business. Like, you need it. Is it you shaving and the other one's you not shaving? Me of today or me of a week ago? Which guy are you approaching first? If you're standing on business. This is tough, dude.

This is tough, man. Which guy are you approaching first? Just give it to me straight. This is my face. First of all, I'm not approaching anybody during the month of November. Okay, it's December 1st, and you're crazy horny. Like, what are you doing? Who are you walking up to?

It's got to be one of us. All right, man. Hey, I'm going to keep it 100 with you, playboy. I'm going bearded. Really? Yeah. Okay. It's just I like the beard.

It's not that this looks bad. Parks hates it, by the way. He wants me to grow the shit back. I'd like to see him grow the beard. It's not that this looks bad. Parks hates it, by the way. He wants me to grow the shit back. I'd like to see him grow a beard. I can't grow a beard either. That's the thing. I call it facial hair because it does a disservice to the word beard to call it that. See, whenever I would shave and I would enter Building 2 at Grand X,

people would usually roast me. They'd say, oh, you look so weird. It was like one collective gasp. It's hard to look at you. I understand that these comments are not made in a negative light. Like saying it's hard to look at you is because you're used to looking at that person looking one way. And then when they're not that way, it's different. But it's hard to not at you is because you're used to looking at that person looking one way and then when they're not that way it's different but it's hard to not take those and feel hurt which is why i'm holstering some stuff with you because i don't want to hurt your feelings dog oh wow it's so

different looking at you without this hair on your face you you agree with deb you're just too kind no i don't know i don't know which one you look better you might be more approachable but i i it's just so different because it's been years now don't know but you might be more approachable but i i it's just so different because it's been years now dylan no sense but you might be more approachable less fuckable more approachable means like less attractive listen getting rid of the mustache it's so it looks like there's a mile between my nose and my upper lip there's like so much space there it feels weird looks weird the space between was it hard in mile was it were you having trouble getting stuff up there with your mustache blocking it just playing decayment with tumbo like what

kind of stuff you mean nasal sprays uh yeah it was it was getting in the way antihistamines honestly like true story i had a pretty serious um ingrown hair wow that was toughest battle really strongest soldiers things of that nature that was the main reason why i shaved because i would i needed to do surgery and i did and i got it and it was probably like that long did why there's no way i would see you snapped you snapped a vid why didn't you send us the a pic of the the ingrown hair that's what i'm into i want to see that i should have documented that and sent it to one of those accounts that post that shit that's what randy you should put that in your bumble profile like you should just have it say like i'll let you pop my ingrown hairs damn i'll let

you pop my zit shorty dave thinks i'm ugly okay i'll update it right now okay dude there's a very large sect of girls who would be into that no don't it looks good don't say don't lie to me dave i'm not your jawline looks great jaw Jawline is popping. You have a good jawline. Thank you. Your jawline privilege, which kind of takes the scariness out of it for you. I don't know what my jawline looks like at this point. If I shave right now, it's a leap of faith. A leap of faith.

Yeah. You said you were going to do it a while back. Yeah, I said that a lot. I never back it up. I say a lot of things I don't mean. I will probably try this out for a week and then i'll probably just grow a little bit back i'm not going to go full do his scores i'm always tooling with it i'm always messing with it should i should i just completely cock him and just clean shave

at lunch today yeah it'll take the pressure off of me people stop looking at my face because you would be really jarring i'm afraid now but just solely because people say it's hard with kids you don't want to jar them too much you know you gotta let them watch you shave exactly exactly and i just don't know i just don't know if i'm going through that i picked up parks yesterday morning and i was like what do you think he goes i don't like it love it love it dude all right man you raise a straight shooter yeah that's right hey can i uh he was standing on business yesterday morning really in what In what respect? Not even through the first... In what respect was he standing on business? He was shooting me straight.

He didn't give a F. I just thought of something. And, you know, Brett, like I mentioned earlier, is home. He's a little under the weather. Okay. In the month of November, it's just a tough, tough scene. It's true. It's a battle.

Oh, man. It's true. You can't even, yeah. Wow. I didn't think of it like that. Yeah. So, look, hey, I'm thinking good thoughts for our guy, Brett. I'm sure he'll be fine, but, like, you know he's a veiny-faced kid right now.

Yeah. Yeah, it's tough, dude. Selena Gomez off the Grom, though? He might be okay. T's and P's to our man. Our man's out there. Brett? Or you? Brett. Oh, okay. No, not. Okay. gomez off the grom though he might be he might be okay t's and p's to our man our man's out there brett are you brett oh okay no not okay i don't feel like myself you did the opposite of november you were like nah i'm shaving i look

younger you did a big reveal to the group chat and no one said anything they've complimented my hat like when did you do that when did you do the reveal i sent you guys a text was it yesterday it's a video saturday night saturday night yeah saturday night was and like it was silent for 30 minutes and dave said that's a cool hat like okay thanks guys dylan you know how like on every this weekend in fun you say that you're gonna get like hella faded on Saturday or something? The silence was dead. I was actually hella faded on Saturday. So like I probably saw it and was like, whatever. Just like, what's the difference?

Hey, you were pretty drunk at the game. No, I wasn't. All right. No, if you, I want to be crystal clear about something. I saw Dylan for about five seconds at the game. I stood with you for three minutes while those guys went to go get a beer or something. By the time you had seen me, Dylan, I had one Bloody Mary and one Miller Lite. You guys had some seats.

Those are like the best seats in the stadium. I was major jealous. I had good seats, too, thanks to our good friend Mike Eisenhower for inviting me. I wish I could have come up there, but I didn't want to lose my sideline access. It's true. Oh, really? It's true. How'd you get that uh just credentials davy stallion what were you standing on i was standing on my lanyard were you are have you been uh have you been going to games and maybe doing some investigating for texas state um do you have any military background in signal stealing? The only military background I have is that I got invited to join Delta Force

or to try out for Delta Force, but I couldn't do it just because of time and work and shit. Really? Yeah. I tried Delta too. It's frat. You are pretty frat, man. Do you understand what he's saying here there's a couple ways that could go do you see both of them i'm gonna update my bio it's gonna say fratis g there is i don't hate that that's barstool chugs's moniker i can't take that connor stallions is his name yeah i didn't want to bring that up because i know it's kind of a

tough time i can't tell how serious these allegations are like i support michigan football but like at the same time i kind of hope that he was absolutely stealing all these and doing it in a terrible way and that like it's just mayhem i love the mayhem surrounding it from like oh no if they win a national championship like i'm not going to be upset if they take it away from zero to to 2017 astros how bad is this um okay it's i mean it's it's you know what it would be it's the comp it's the football comp that's pretty bad because they're cheaters certified one one world series i think um this one is just hilarious though because the photos and just him in like shitty disguises it's it's way more hilarious but being called a low-level employee and then every video that comes out of you afterward is you standing directly next to

jim harbaugh yeah it's not good it's great it's great it's a tough scene he's stallion on business dude all right hey we got some major announcements spooky season is in the books what a season that was my friends don't cry because it's over smile because it happened scream because it happened uh can we do a touching based tomorrow instead of uh uh exactly five minutes can we just do a touching based for once i got some shit i want to talk about can i just do a ghost story that's in my email fuck it no ghost go to patreon patreon.com circling back podcast we will be uh going back to our regular schedule or scheduled programming exactly five minutes touching based and as always dickies shout out to you so do you know what a game show podcast what dylan dude i thought you were about to do an ad read for dickies that'd

be sick so we're not we're not doing like a like a bonus spooky right like that's off the tape is it would it be spelled b-o-n-e-dash-u-s we'll see that's pretty good it's good that's pretty good we'll see we'll see if r Randy wants to decorate the studio for a while. He's going to have to. He's going to have to. Come on, Randy. We got some heat dropping every Friday as well. Wash.substack.com.

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Learn more about Alfa Romeo's Tenales at alfaromeousa.com. Again, that's alfaromeousa.com. Dylan, what did you get into this weekend? Oh, thanks, Will. Pretty quiet little Friday evening. Saturday, big day. Went to the Texas-Kansas State game. Got more than I bargained for.

That was quite the tense ending to a football game. But the boys pulled it out. Will was there, saw him. He was about 30 rows in front of me, just killing it. And, yeah, the rest of the day i didn't do anything except shave shave my face that was the highlight of the the eve the latter part of the day dylan shaved i shaved uh and i didn't like what i saw in the mirror but i got through it we did it yesterday an excellent day got parks told me he didn't like my face and then we we went on a four and a half mile bike ride together which was so much fun we did the trail from my place all the way to i-35 and back along the

trail my first time doing the little uh suspended bridge over the water there on the on the river it's been there for a few years now i think oh you've never been on that thing before first time i don't think i've been on it it's it's out way. I mean, I don't spend a lot of time on East Riverside-ish. I get it. I get it. But it was very cool. Parks had a blast. He wants to keep doing it, so that was cool.

We also played a little baseball yesterday, doing some BP, threw the ball around a little bit. Kid's getting better. We'll have to see it. And that was pretty much it, man. Pretty nice weekend. Dave, you want to take it away? You went through yours too fast.

I was really preparing a Jake Owen, Country Boy Will thing, and you just zipped through your weekend like it was just fucking going out of style. Like you're in a tonale. Did you step out in the boots? I didn't step out in the boots this weekend, no. I haven't worn my boots yet. It's too warm. I'm not a warm weather cowboy boot guy. Right now I've got to usher him in the boots? I didn't step out in the boots this weekend, no. I haven't worn my boots yet. It's too warm. I'm not a warm weather cowboy boot guy.

Right now I got to usher him in the cold weather. I can't wear the boots out until we release the video. Okay, okay. Just a simple question. You talked about Country Boy Will. I thought that you were setting up a boot play. I was going to say something down by the riverside. I'm going to grow up.

That's good. What did Dave do this weekend? Man, I'm so unfamiliar with what you just did. You didn't go through a Jake Owen phase in 2010, dude? What's your problem? Is that the whoa? Is it that one? A little barefoot blue jean night?

No. Barefoot blue jean night. Man, I'm sad to say I never had that phase. You weren't even beaching? Don't know it. Oh, my God, Dave. Keep it off the Do You Know It, the game show, because I won't get it. What did I do?

One thing I did over the weekend, I'm about six episodes deep in The Fall of the House of Usher, kind of an awkwardly named show on Netflix. of The House of Usher, kind of an awkwardly named show on Netflix. And I've got to say, it's good, not great. The second I heard it wasn't about Usher, I was out.

I had to remove myself from the equation. I didn't get past the second episode because it was so twisted. Unlike Usher, I did not watch this. Okay, I'm not going to give any spoilers, but the second episode, you knew what was going to happen. Doesn't make it any less twisted.

Is it freaking twisted, though? Yeah. What is this show? Why is this a show that Carla Gugino... Austin Native, no. She's great. She is very, very good. But there's just some characters early on in the family that you're like,

no one's like this. No one acts in this way. Thinking maybe about the kid who was trying to start the club, the exclusive club, who met his, may or may not, he met his demise. Let's just be honest. He's fucking dead. Anyway. So we are doing spoilers.

Yeah, they tell you in like the first minute i just noticed a rash on my arm i don't like that i'm i don't like that i'm posting a podcast with two spoilers here i have no idea what's going on the spoil boys it's gross it looks like i have poison ivy but did you drink a marg and no lime shot i don't know why i would get it right there in my arm but no i don't know what's going on were you doing body shots be real yeah okay at halftime of the football game also we've been re-watching uh the uh mlb condensed games of the uh rangers the texas rangers uh playoff run and uh who's we what who's we what do you mean we you said we we've been watching i don't know like you and alyssa sitting there watching no it's mainly games oh okay me and my dog um sally would have sally would have thrown a flag there i know a different sport i know that

she would not american football although each game is condensed in about 12 minutes which is nice and they give you a blend of the national broadcast and some local play-by-play radio guys, which is very nice. Work my way from the Tampa series all the way through the World Series, which is very fun. It's fun to relive those moments

in a less stressful manner. Kind of be like, oh, yeah, cool. It would have been cool if I got to enjoy this in the moment, but I was pretty miserable watching this. saturday night we ran back halloween no one's doing that nobody yeah you don't see that anywhere my neighbor uh who due to a scheduling issue with his work that leads him out of town he had a uh get together did they like your franzia costume with the spout to the boats and hoes party you're kind of you're not far off dylan um so i didn't really know what the crowd was going to be

i knew some people in the neighborhood so and i didn't really want to go all out with my uh final spooky season uh costume that involved makeup and eyeliner and just a kind of a real beating to get going. So I went in my garage, opened my spooky season box, and I found the adult breathalyzer costume that requires nothing, just your regular clothes. And you just put this on over you. And I knew there was going to be some kids there. I didn't know the extent. And what was the extent, David? There was a lot of kids there.

It was more kid-friendly than I thought. Except for, you know, the old dudes walking around in breathalyzer costumes. Yeah. Dylan literally made a joke about you having a Franzia box costume, and then you go with the breathalyzer costumes yeah you know yeah dylan literally made a joke about you having a franzia box costume then you go with the breathalyzer one if you remember where was the mouth part just the uh the thing you blow in yeah i'll let you guess wow wrong that is quite aggressive what's wrong with you also the uh the digital you know it tells you where the numbers would be what was it blowing it's uh six nine six nine it's too hot that's dangerously yeah that's dead also yeah you are dead there's

an adjustable meter that goes from uh it goes from like normal to lit to like very lit to wasted really no pics not of me in it no i i um i didn't make it very long in it because it was a little warm and itchy, and also children were staring at you. I was the only parent that decided to go with the edgy costume. Okay, I have found a picture of this costume. It's a Spirit Halloween, John. Oh, yeah. Why don't you break it down, Dylan?

Is there a description that Spirit Halloweoweens maybe offered about this costume? Is it the one that says, blow here? That's the one. Okay, yeah, it says, blow here, and it points down to the crotch. What's wrong with you? There's an arrow pointing right at the crotch. David!

And a little mouth. You might be able to list. It goes, sober, have another, buzzed, lit, smashed, destroyed. Okay, this one's a little bit different from what you're saying, but I think it's the same same idea really well the cool thing was um my son who you know is unable to understand the um what a breathalyzer is he just thought i was a robot so he thought it was really cool yeah you're a hero to him he was like oh he's like robot beep beep beep beep boop b bop. 69.69.

Yeah. Your blood is just – Legally dead. Is all the way alcohol. Yeah, you're sloshing down the street. You look like Alex Mack. Yeah. It was – I have to say, no one acknowledged it.

Nobody said anything. Like, there was some other – I wasn't the only person in costume. Like, I would say most of the adults had some variation. But was the only one who um wow who ran back that they're afraid to talk to you whatever they don't get caught in a picture with you they don't want your stink on them carved my third pumpkin of the uh damn season those are cocky numbers yeah those are big numbers yeah uh it was a great time. And then it's nice having a party that's across the street because you can go home and just refill your Yeti with whatever you want, make your drink, and also remove your adult breathalyzer costume and go back in just your street clothes. See, I respect you because instead of doing what I do and just like create unnecessary um probably

baseless beef with my neighbors you befriend them and you have a good time with them i didn't realize you were standing out business like that well i got it like that it's it's a good neighborhood they're friendly people uh sunday morning yeah there it is randy thank you i can't believe you went to a party like that with kids i didn't i thought there'd be a few from the neighborhood i didn't realize how uh what was the average age of the child there it was anywhere roge was the youngest all the way through i mean there was some six or seven year olds okay so not old enough to understand the joke no okay no but but if there was like one 17 year old there he would have been like this guy's tight this guy this guy this guy is i'm gonna i'm gonna hey

mister this guy i'm definitely hey mister this dude i thought it was funny it is it is pretty much that's pretty much all i care about at this point uh spooky season four i love that you just you just kept this costume it's just in a closet just in a closet somewhere i'm not throwing that away all the time recycle reduce you reuse dude i love it it's a nice like i don't have a costume and i want to look hilarious yeah it'll go over well costume it plays sunday morning was uh the final uh soccer class for my son. So I took him to that. They had a bounce house. They had a little party. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. Then, you know, man, I just watched

some football. Didn't go our way, but I had a great weekend. Very, very low-key. Polished off that bottle of Eight Years in the Desert. I don't know which backer to thank for that, but right on, good sir. I don't think that was a backer. I think that was which backer to thank for that, but Fred Ongut, sir. I don't think that was a backer.

I think that was the company that creates the wine that sent it our way. We got an Oren Swift hookup now. All right. Respect. Nice. Well, what about you, man? Started getting sloshed at the Texas game.

Stop. I don't like that you're spreading inappropriate rumors about me. Did you black out? No friday night had a nice little early dinner reservation went to a steakhouse never been to before in austin texas named jake harvers uh dylan said this place was quote unquote epically epic when i asked him how it was never used that word you were like it's epically epic dude it's so epic that i can't even describe how epic it is it's one of my favorite steak houses in austin mostly because they let you choose your steak knife from different regions around the globe.

And that's a nice touch. It is a nice touch. It is a nice touch. I think it might have been a nicer touch maybe before summertime because apparently someone that's involved with the restaurant spent some time in Alaska and met some rough dudes up there that make their own knives. And so now when you choose your own knife there, which is a cool thing to do. And I was looking forward to it the entire meal. Um, they pretty much say like, here's the four knives you can choose, or you can choose our new knife, which is our, uh, our in-house knife that we make. It's the best one ever. And if you choose any of these other knives, you're an idiot. And so you're just like, cool. Well, I guess I'm going with one of these. i went with a japanese john last time i was in there it was sick you know i'm on my damascus grind dude it's been

hard for me at steakhouse was because you know i'm doing no knife november really so you just pick it up and eat it like like a burger yeah animal style damn did you enjoy your experience there will i did i did uh i think they have elite sides there from what i could have uh their mushroom game was just brazy as hell uh the uh the loaded baked potato gnocchi was uh the ganache the ganache dude oh my god damn oh my god we'll see how it stacks up to another loaded baked potato. On business. Dude, I made a baked potato the other day, David.

I don't think you're going to like it. I'll talk about that later, though, when it's more pertinent to the conversation. Woke up feeling pretty spry on Saturday morning. Had a cup of coffee. Crushed a breakfast taco. Made my way down to DKR, Darryl K. Royal Memorial Stadium. By the way, your crew, borderline too dangerous. Had the most dangerous crew there.

Just rolled up, made a bloody and a styrofoam, threw that styrofoam on the ground because littering doesn't matter compared to the waste that happens across all these corporations all across the world. Wait a minute, what? What? And then, yeah, went into the game, had a blast. Had a minute. What? What? And then, yeah, went into the game. Had a blast. Had a blast.

I thought that Texas was very fortunate to be up as much as they were at the half, Dylan. Does Malik, does he try to throw it directly at the other team all the time? Or is that just like something he does once in a while? I've been saying he's not the guy. That was not a good interception. He's way too inexperienced. He should have had about seven interceptions in that game. He makes – yeah, he got super cold in the second quarter and never recovered.

What is the ETA on Quinn? He might be back this week. Okay. This week or next. They could use him. If I'm him, I'm not coming back. Yeah. What?

I'm not coming back. Go to draft. It's an AC joint. There's a conference championship ahead of you. Eh. And potentially a playoff berth. Potentially. David.

It's marginal. Yeah, if he gets injured, dude, you know what he's going to have to say. AC later. I'm just thinking of Cam rising. I think of Cam rising. More like Cam sinking. Why didn't they bring Arch in at some point? Let the young man sling the pillow.

He was warming up. He was warming up. I know he was. He was doing about as little as you can do to warm up, but he was warming up. I saw him spinning it on the sideline. No, it was a fun game, though. I don't know.

I kind of wish it didn't get closed, because I was kind of in the crew that was like, yo, what if we left early? What if we went and got a beer somewhere? Only home game all year without a flyover? Very disappointing. That's okay, dude. I love a flyover.

I do, too. I do, too. It's pretty hazy in the beginning of the game, though. I don't think we would have even seen it. I don't care how much it costs our taxpayers. I love it. It doesn't. It's required miles that they need to get on their planes.

I don't even care. That's what everyone says. That's what I'm going to say. Is that what they say? Mm-hmm. And I'm okay with that. It's so sick. I'm okay with that, dude.'m okay with that dude you don't like

you don't like the people that just go no dude they have required miles and they have to get them in and that's how we do it i just think you don't need one for every every regular home game i think you do there's so like it should be a special thing yeah they're so dope you need to both be in the ap top 25 in order to have one so that would have qualified for this there you go there are a lot of other games where it wouldn't qualify didn't y'all do one against like uh utep or something byu i took parks there was one they did one against wyoming yeah that's it wyoming all right we love our people up in wyoming love wyoming beautiful state not sure we're brett loves really likes it brett really loves wyoming that's the hardest thing about him being sick right now. Mm-hmm. It stunk, man. We had a tangible reduction of energy in the studio this morning

when there wasn't generic jazz music playing as I walked in. Sad. Now's your chance to commandeer that. You guys been following? Yeah, I spent the rest of the weekend just catching up on Goose's European tour. What do you guys think of their early shows? You know, they hit Paris obviously.

And I thought I lacked, um, I don't know, something that they played too many hits, man. I just want to more deep coats. Yeah. Yeah.

Were you guys as bummed about the live streams as I was, that they just weren't working for, you know, Europe major bummer. Yeah, it was, it was tough, but you know,

we will endure. Didn't play my Zod card, which means I'm probably going to play it today. Just putting that out there. Monday Zod card. Pinehouse? Yeah. You want a Pinehouse?

I don't know. Probably not, actually. Okay. Now that you mention it, he's not going to go. Jets is right down the street. I know. I've been on my Jets grind lately, especially now that I've been eating meat. Oh, wee.

You think I'm not on my Jets grind? Oh, wee. You probably don't even know what a grinder is, dude. Hey, that's a flyover. I stand on business. What are you talking about? You probably don't even know what a grinder is dude hey that's a i stand on business we talking about you probably don't even know what a grinder is hey that's a fly over i support if they want to fly over some jets oh dude that's good dude our next sponsor is jets i wish that'd be so sick that would be sick they don't need our they don't even need us dude it's the best pizza in austin what was your okay dylan what was the pizza that you ordered that you said was like maybe the best pizza you've ever had uh it had it was the four corner pizza so it was the detroit style it had pepperoni

it had italian sausage and it had what they call popcorn chicken which is just little basically little chicken nuggets it's little fried deep fried uh chicken bites yeah and it was oh and um mild pepper which is a banana pepper they do it was fucking excellent have you tried to recreate this pizza and did it hit the same will it ever hit the same i've had it twice now the same exact pizza and it hit equally hard it was it was fucking incredible okay a top a top uh five pizza experience of my life. That's facts. I'm just saying facts. I'm saying it on business right now.

No cap? Why would I cap about that? I don't know. You cap sometimes, dude. Number one, of course, was that pizza in Italy I had that I showed y'all. Oh, my God. Shut up. All right.

What month were you in Italy? September. Okay. Why? Just curious how good that pizza was. What? I don't get it. If you were allowed to do a certain thing.

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I don't know about you. But tumble 22 sounds pretty good. It's potentially my favorite chicken in town. I'm just going to say it. It's fried chicken see do you hesitate to give it the moniker because it's not like a mom and pop chicken shop um it's kind of a little more cheney because i get it it's really freaking good though yeah did you eat the bread i did i further had they've had a pretty dank margarita is that true i did not try it have not tried it but, but I will. Some people who aren't

dumbasses have even said that it's like, might be the best in town. What? They're probably hot dudes too who say that. I don't know who guys said that. You guys ever have one of their margaritas? They're really good. One of my favorite in town, actually.

You guys hear that? Wait, what's going on? I don't hear anything. What? Wait, are you guys the christmas starts early people yes i don't care i'm getting wasted you know what time it is that's the worst of music uh i asked for some worst of stories last week and guess what i found some worst of stories in my, and guess what I found? Some worst of stories in my inbox. I was very happy about this. So happy, in fact, that we're reading one today. Are you guys ready for this? It's been a minute since we've done this.

I'm excited for this. What we do here is we have listeners write in. They send us some drunken stories. Maybe not even drunken at all. Maybe they're just stories where something bad happened to them, and they just had to figure it out. We've had people get stranded on boats in the middle of a lake. Had people wake up in compromising positions.

We've had people wake up in people's houses that they've never even seen on national holidays. That one in particular comes to mind and it's an amazing one. A goaded story, that one. One of my favorite things that we do is the worst stuff. Well, what we've found is that as a way to get more stories, it always helps to do some on our main feed. I want to get enough stories that I can just do a regular episode like this regularly. It's been a minute since we've asked for them, so people have gotten themselves into some worst-of situations, surely, since we last asked. So they can fill us in on it.

People are always doing stuff that they shouldn't do. Yeah. That's a fact. You guys want to take a little trip with me? Yeah, where are we going? We're going to a couple of different places. We're going to start off a little place close to home in San Antonio. And I think eventually we'll make our way to Las Vegas, Nevada.

It's a long journey. This is unedited. Names have either been concealed or changed to protect identities. You will never know who wrote this in we begin pre-covid several years ago i'm 25 and a teacher down san antonio way there's a student teacher in my department she was a real looker and we would exchange flirty banter during the duration of her semester with us i gave her my number on the last day and i told her to text me if she was interested in me taking her out sometime she does this gave her my number on the last day and I told her to text me if she was interested in me taking her out sometime.

She does this and we go out on the town. I mean, gotta think our boy here is very happy about what's going on here. He's a hopper teacher. He's got a line out and it's got a little nibble on the line. That, you know, it's moving out there, Davey. That bobber is just bouncing.

I don't think you should say that about her. We don't know. No, not her. That bobber is just bouncing. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I don't think you should say that about her. We don't know. No, not her. It's a metaphor. Disgusting. It's a metaphor. Okay, what happens next?

During the date, she lets me in on a little secret. She's been working her way through school as a stripper. Okay. And is making such good money

doing it that she won't pursue teaching once she gets her diploma. We leave dinner and we go to a bar for more than a few drinks. And she opens up that she also has dabbled in escort work through the strip club. And has quote unquote steady clients she sees regularly. We went back to her place and freaked. We would go out a few more times and repeat the freaking wait protection was used each time i think he's using code here dave sex or like freaking minds uh i don't he didn't say i think he based on the protection i don't know what kind

of protection you'd have for freaking your mind oh trust me there's protection for that uh then maybe he's talking about getting his mind freaked they They're boning, Dave. Fucking, huh? But then eventually they stopped seeing each other beyond social media. Sounds amicable. Fast forward to the meat of the story.

The following August, I went to a bachelor party in Vegas, and during the first night, everyone classically went a bit too hard. I spy on socials that our friend from earlier

is in Las Vegas, so I shoot her a text and after some chat she gives me a hotel room number and tells me to meet her there in 30. I'm deep into one at this point

and I pull the bonehead move of just telling the boys that I'm heading out to meet a chick and I'll catch up with them later. I did not tell them where I was going,

who I was meeting and none of them had my location and I had none of theirs. Okay. I'm a little surprised they just let you go without like no we need more details you know what i mean like that's not happening in my crew like i want to know who you're meeting we gotta see show us the instagram it's a quick little interrogation yeah you can't just die man you can't just ghost the squad mid

bachelor party you gotta have you either have to have a lot of people that have already gone to bed or you need to make sure that like you know i'll say that someone else that's kind of a sorry move yeah but okay like can i play devil's advocate here he was going to a hotel room it's not like he was going to a bar like he was going to freak and shut the night down you know okay could have been worse i guess he said everyone was too lit talk to the squad though i agree that's what that's what makes it a little bit sorry well he heads to his hotel to quickly Could have been worse, I guess. He said everyone was too lit. Talk to the squad, though. I agree. That's what makes it a little bit sorry.

Well, he heads to his hotel to quickly grab the necessary items and Uber to her hotel. He says, I went up to her room and it turned out to be a suite, which I thought was odd, but she told me she makes banks, so who knows? She let me in and we began. After about 10-ish minutes of activity, I heard someone at the door use a key to unlock it in an attempt to open the door. But she had latched it shut when I arrived. It's 3 a.m. and clearly whoever she is sharing this suite with wants in.

3 a.m. This person must be lonely on the other side of that door. This spooks me a bit, he says, but she assures me it's just her friends and they can wait then there's a pounding on the door that is so loud that it felt like the room was shaking i dismount she grabs her robe and she goes to the door annoyed with whoever is knocking now this is a suite so i cannot see the door from the bed but she is speaking spanish to who is at the door i don't know spanish but i can tell by the tone and volume of the conversation that it is certainly not going well context clues the voice i hear speak back to her are two male voices

and then true panic sets in i frantically began to get dressed and peek around the corner to get a look at these men and i see two middle-aged men who are built like linebackers it becomes obvious to me that i need to get the fuck out that's uh quite a quite an uncomfortable situation what's your first move here what's your first move like do you try to hide first or do you try to get out first do you try to like tell them like hey guys i gotta get out of here i i get clothed as quickly as possible. I try to look as innocent as I can. Be like, hands up. Like, I don't know what's going on here. I'm sorry.

I don't know. I barely know this person. You know, I just try to play dumb and look innocent. Just knowing that there's a very good chance they're about to take you to an ATM. And you're about to shell out your max. I immediately get the bed sheets and i start tying them together to form like a rope type device i break the window and then i climb my way down the building that's good i find no harm no foul i think i take one of the mattresses and i go sleep on the

roof of the hotel how are you gonna get it up there i don't know how did fucking what's his face get it up there you're gonna drag the the mattress past the two large gentlemen in the hallway and go i might i might take a sheet like dave was saying but i might put it over my head and hope that they think i'm a ghost that's good ghosts don't have debit cards and hopefully they're scared of ghosts they'll give you some space like let's let this guy do his thing just place clearly haunted well just stay out of the way are you gonna cut eye holes in it? I've got bad news. Oh.

These linebackers were ghostbusters. Oh, no. That's bad luck. Damn. They have proton packs? What? No, I think your best bet is to, if you're worried, you just, in your birthday suit, fully nude, you just run out the door, and they're right there, and you're fully nude,

so they're not going to mess with you. They don't want to touch that's true yeah that's true that's a good point yeah everybody's gonna see your your pp that's okay you have to go to the elevator but you're not the first person to be nude in that elevator no and get out of that but like if you even if you bundled up your underwear and put them in your fist and then sprinted out there you can at least have those to put on later yeah hoping that like no one does anything that's tough man how's he get out of this after about 10 minutes 10 minutes ish of activity uh oh no i'm sorry he says in my drunken state i spy a gap between the men and the right side of the door this is when you guys need to start painting personal pictures in your mind i am am. You're going to inch his way out the door like, excuse me. It says, I convince myself that the speed I had in high school still resides within me, and this is my escape route.

I get a big running start and round the corner with the most average speed ever. The man on the right side of the door immediately spots my half-dressed, slow-moving self as I try to squeeze into the gap, and he jams his forearm into my chest and pins me against the doorframe. Fear completely sobers me up as their conversation escalates, and both men have turned their sights to me. No way telling how long I was pinned against the door. It could have been 10 seconds or 10 minutes. We will never know, but there I am, pinned against the door by a grown-ass man. My pants have fallen to my ankles.

Condom's still on my piece. Oh my god. My shirt has one arm through it, and I'm holding my shoes in my hand in the most humbled and vulnerable state of my life, realizing that any delusions I had that I'm built different evaporate. See...

You gotta take the condom off. That's the first thing you do. That's literally the first thing you do. I just love the realization that like, I am no longer able to just evade people. I am now just like a shell of myself pinned against the door. This is a true washed story. So I think this is a missed opportunity to find the hotel robe

put it on and then like poke your finger like you have something you're hiding like you're concealing a weapon and walk out like all right back up back up if you knew it was good for you come on i'll use it too that's how you have to talk well he notes that i'm built soft and tender eventually i'm released and i scurry down the hall to the elevator and i finished getting dressed i walked back to the hotel i don't even attempt to call an uber your boy needed some time to reflect i don't disagree he needs to go take a walk by the fountains and really think about some shit um shoeless or nah i don't think he was joe jacksoning it if he had time to put shoes on but not time to take his rubber off nobody said he had the shoes in his hand when he

was pinned against the wall so i'm gonna assume they let him escape with his shoes okay yeah what kind of shoes you think he had frat cruisers ferragamos pf flyers that would be so aggressive frat cruisers this is a frat move uh he said i eventually made it back uh before everyone else got in for the night to get some sleep i filled the group in the morning and they were skeptical at best but i showed them the forearm shaped bruise across my chest and the bruise on my back from being slammed into the door i also showed them text from the girl apologizing and those men's were clients that took her to vegas and that was their room. I never even replied, though sometimes she does like my posts on IG. That's kind of a win.

That's nice. That's a win for him, right? Mm-hmm. I mean, I haven't dated anyone in a while, but I like to imagine that if I broke up with a girl, she'd still like my pics later on IG. Yeah. They'd be like, hey, we got mutual respect.

She's written you off. Yeah. She appreciates you. He said, we had one more day and night in Vegas before I had a 7 a.m. flight on Sunday so I could get home and lick my wounds before the first day of school on Monday. That physical hangover stuck around for a couple days, but the emotional one has yet to leave me.

So were these guys, was she turning tricks in that room and these guys were supervising in a pimp fashion? Is she an escort? You could convince me that this wasn't even those guys' rooms. It's just that she was an escort and that she just had a room. Don't you have to discuss the transaction up front to make it like actually, you know? Well, I don't think she was charging him. Right. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. I think this guy's fear and this my fear would have been these guys are pimps they're gonna take me for all i'm worth they're gonna drag me down here even though it's all innocent and i know her from previous life but at the same time like you also know that pimps aren't reasonable you know ladies as pimps too they are i think she might this might be a case where she was the pimp. I've been around this long enough to know, and I've heard enough worst-of stories to know, that pimping is not easy.

Sometimes it's necessary. I don't chase any women like Tom chases Jerry. That's big. If you have a worst-of story of your own, you'd like to be featured on here, you'd like to make some people feel better about the decisions that they've made in life, there are a couple different ways you can send these in.

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he has a lucy in right now well he does helps me with my focus helps me think better it makes me more creative puts my puts me in a better mood dave you know they have three different ways of doing it they have the gum the breaker and a pouch oh which one are you choosing right now i did a pouch i think breaker is probably my favorite yeah breaker the name breaker just sounds fucking sick i have the mint in right now the mango is might be my favorite flavor although i haven't tried the espresso yet ooh there's an apple ice one that's also pretty good cinnamon wintergreen you like lucy Dave? I do. I'm a big fan of the gum. You like the little guy.

Yeah. The two. I'm a two guy. They go from two up to 12. Okay. I'm happy at two. I will say, I do love the taste. The mango gum.

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verified. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. I've got an update from Recycling Day at my house. I just got sent a photo from my wife. She said the recycling truck broke down outside of our home.

Yes. It's been there for like 15 minutes. Uh-oh. So – They couldn't handle the load of recycling you had in there? Just a serious load. Yeah. Yeah. Like that potato we're going to talk about.

Were you guys trying to recycle a – Keg? No. I was going to say a treadmill. No. That guy could come pick it up. No, we... There's a... I could tell you there's a lot of Amazon boxes in that thing.

Did you break them down? I... Damn, did y'all take a trip? Dylan, you know what? I did. Oh. Dude, breaking down boxes is the bomb. You claim to be a goated at breaking boxes.

Who doesn't love breaking boxes down? I did it for like 20 minutes yesterday. I don't like it. Because you're not good at it. I'm good. How are you not good at it? I heard your X-Acto knife game is soft. That's ridiculous.

It's not on business. There's nothing I can break down. Nothing I can't break down. You just said you don't like doing it. It doesn't mean I can't. I'm so different. I don't like doing it it doesn't mean i can't i'm so different i don't like doing dishes but guess what i can't break down a new york times wedding announcement not the way this fucker can so why don't you take it back all right i'm fucking cleanly shaving bitch just trying to stand on business i was mean you're shaving it's looking better as

the show you don't like my face no it looks better the longer i look at it the more i'm like okay i have to be honest i like it more today than i did yesterday it's taking me some some time to get used to it you need to just grow a goatee please because it's already really dark right there i know would you just do like a really stupid goatee have you considered just drawing something on your face now just to like make up for the how bare your face is right now man that's so rude every time you shave your shit i'm like oh you look handsome that's why i don't shave and no no one is like that to me everyone's very rude to me about it there's some very mean things that people have said to me when i'm shaving when i do it what the hell i deserve that i'm not losing much off the face when i do it when you do it you're losing like five pounds of facial hair

don't talk about my face dog no that's a good thing you're you're beard blessed i am beard blessed i'd rather i'd rather be uh jawline blessed which i am not imagine if the the wings won the cup and the local team tv news guy was there who's like weirdly seven feet tall and uh you were cleanly shaving if yeah i mean changed everything it would have it would have if if they if they make a playoff run this year, I will go full bulking during the playoffs, and I will try to recreate the body that I had when I was him. I love it. But then we need to find me a Nozempic plug because I'm going to have to go back down

again. I think they're pretty much giving that stuff away. Perfect. It shouldn't be hard. Perfect. From the articles I've read, it sounds great. Yeah. Hey, can we talk about something that came up the other night? I went with my parents recently to a restaurant. Dylan, it's one of your favorite restaurants, Fonda San Miguel. Ooh, I love that place. They used to have a mezcal drink on the menu that came out on a wood platter with a dome over it,

and it had smoke all in it, and it was like just swag as hell. And I was going to have one single drink that night, and that was going to be my drink, because I was like, I want that smoky thing. It was gone. It was not on the menu. then some in some fortuitous uh world uh when i when i sat down at the steakhouse on friday i was blessed with a special cocktail on the menu you guys ready for this yeah a papaya passion fruit margarita okay papaya and passion fruit in this margarita sounds sugary it was but it was good it was natural sugar. No. It was a natural sugar.

Why did you get so much satisfaction of it saying that? Because I know how much Will hates it when I bring up sugar. I hate it too. Just let the man drink. And so I didn't want to go. I already kind of had made my mind up about what I was going to order at the dinner, and I was going to see through that first drink order. And luckily for me, the person whose birthday we were celebrating she was like you know what i'm going

for it i'm getting the passion fruit margarita came to the table dome over it smoke is just encased in this thing and when he lifts that thing up it just plumes everywhere right next thing i know it's like yeah another round yeah we're all getting some of these he comes back again and it's like not only did it taste good but like the presentation is really fun too but then i started to feel guilty i'm like how many times can you order the drink that has smoke in it and is presented like this before you're just like pissing off the waiter or pissing off whoever's back there that's that's one of the reasons why i i avoid such cocktails that and also feel like there's like a 20 up charge for

that service um i squinted when the bill came so i didn't want to see how much those individually cost okay i'm not gonna ask we had someone max out at two i think there was a world though where we could have easily gone three if we didn't feel like we needed to go to a second location like should you feel guilty doing this should you just be one and done and then shift to wine well the the carbon footprint coming from your table um is equivalent to two leonardo dicaprio uh private jets around the earth that's true it's true so i hope you're happy that little blowtorch thing they use well torches are sick they are is it the same blow torch they use to to put

bone marrow all over your food okay i had a really bad order there what i don't even understand what they did it it was where bone marrow it jake harvers oh i went by myself one night. Oh, yeah. You know that story. I sat next to Super Bowl champion Louis Vasquez. And then I ordered bone marrow. And it wasn't good. You tried to impress him with your order, weren't you? I had already eaten dinner. And I was looking for protein and just health. And I should have just ordered a steak.

Whatever, dude. I bricked the order straight up. OK. I don't typically order bone marrow it's not really my rotation i never have like at what point did you go from not being a bone marrow guy to being like i'm ordering bone marrow i would probably been listening to a lot of rogan or some shit i don't know i just panicked it was a panic order I didn't expect to be there. I'd been out with Klein and Lexi and their family. You did that hankering for some marrow. We were at Dirty Bill's at 9 o'clock.

There was nobody there. And I didn't want to go home. So I was like, I'll go try this J. Carver sit at the bar. I was going to want some bone marrow. Yeah, it was a very alpha order, but just not that guy, pal. No. Do I need to try Mezcal Old Fashioned? You know, I haven't had one yet.

At all? No. No, I need to. There's a lot of people sending me your way. We were talking about Mezcal Old Fashioned recently on Retail Therapy, and people are like, dude, Dylan freaks at those all the time. A Mezcal Negroni is one of my favorite cocktails. So if I'm given the opportunity, that's where I go to.

Okay. But I will try an old-fashioned with mezcal. It sounds interesting. Okay. So when they bring them out and they're going to make them for four people, they're going to make four. Funny you ask. Is it a longer plank of wood? No.

So they actually found a larger circular plank of wood. They put three of them on one and they had a dome that covered all three of these shut up i was like this is not your first rodeo you guys have a lot of shit back here awesome i was very impressed when they did that i was like oh this is like they have an operation go yeah you should okay that would make me feel better than if he like has to keep going back it's like oh god damn okay that's kind of sick i was kind of bummed that the bachelor party behind us didn't hear about it because i think it would have been hilarious if we just looked back in the private room just had smoke coming out of it at

all times they probably just were smoking stuff in there i know they were doing some other stuff in that private room and smoke them if you got them i always say that i watched one of the guys in the bachelor party just straight up hand off like a 20 to someone in the restaurant just to have him go away i was like wow i've never seen that before she went for it too he said go away no he didn't say go away he was very nice about it but it was definitely a here for your troubles it's like what that's a that's a 20 bill okay oh wow i don't know he had it like that to be honest when i was a waiter if anybody would have just slid me something like that to shut up i would have been like yeah okay i hope uh i hope hunter was in that group there was definitely probably a hunter in that group hunter

from chicago i did talk to one of the guys from the bachelor party uh while we were waiting um for our car and um he was smoking a cig and he was a chill dude he was nice i i was like okay did you kind of want to like know what was next for me hey so where y'all going now not that i want to go but i just kind of want to know where you're going i asked him and he said oh dude we're just watching sports we all got bets down i was like okay cool cool one of those uh david i had some loaded potato gnocchi like we talked about earlier, but is there something I should have ordered? Randy, throw up the load, please. I don't know if we need that.

Well, no, it's a loaded baked potato, and it's coming from Arlington, Texas, which, you know, not known for the cuisine. However, MJ's House of Smoke, I miss hit my TL yesterday. If you could hit play, we're going to need audio just because I think it really paints the picture so people at home know what they're missing here. What's up, y'all? I'm over here at MJ's Smokehouse. It's a black-owned restaurant.

We about to do that loaded baked potato. It's a lot of butter. Man, first of all, he put that butter on that thing like that, man. I don't think that's an appropriate amount of butter. He didn't put some of that cheese. Too much cheese. Boy, he's very generous with that cheese, man. Then he took a nice big heaping pile of brisket, man.

Once again, very, very generous. Appreciate that. You definitely get your money's worth. You put some of that barbecue sauce on there like that, like so. Some of the best consistency of barbecue sauce I've seen. Man, then he put that sausage on there like so. Man, then he about to go in the back. We're done, right?

Oh, Jesus. Two big old thing of ribs. Two pork ribs. Wait, wait, then he about to go in the back right there. Oh, Jesus. He about to get some two big old thing of ribs. Two pork ribs. Wait, wait, wait. With some more barbecue sauce, bro. When I tell you he's generous,

he's very generous. Clearly we're done, right? Dave, we're going to get your money's worth. We got to be done, right, Dave? Oh, come on. And another style of cheese.

He cheesed the ribs. More cheese. Hit it with some green onion. He had an onion on you. Here we go. How'd you know? Come on, now, you smokehouse.

Tell them your boy. Has anything ever been as loaded as that baked potato? onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion onion

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And if you are lucky enough to finish it and get down to that, how good that baked potato is. If you eat it top down, you don't even get to the potato. You get too full before you get there. So much meat. You're saying you would not F with that? You wouldn't freak with that loaded baked potato? I'm not going to order that, no. Freak with it one time, dude. I'm not going to order it.

That's enough for three people. That's enough for five people. It's so much food. How do you load your baked potato? I loaded a... I made a mistake the other night. I loaded a sweet potato. It tasted like shit, David. Ooh. I did it wrong, Randy. It was user error, my guy.

I like sweet potatoes. Sweet potatoes aren't necessarily loadable. No, like... They're so sweet that if you load it with the savory stuff suddenly you're just in like a war of worlds you bake a sweet potato no i didn't put marshmallows on it randy i just said the savory stuff bake a sweet potato butter salt and pepper it's all you need and it's delicious bacon sweet potato no no you bake it oh sorry sorry sorry you split that bitch wide open butter heavy butter salt and pepper and it's delicious it's all you need you need more god no no you don't you don't it's delicious okay sweet potatoes are good on their own but when i if i'm going if i'm loading a potato up i'm obviously going with like a yukon cold dude what are you thinking

what the fuck are you thinking i'm not even sure what that is i just the frattest potato dude it's a yukon fair point so what you you you split your baked potato in half and do you push it together or do you leave it like split open don't say potato like that what i take my right i take my i i don't i don't split it like flat in half. Because that's boring as hell. I cut it in the middle and I open it at like a 35 to 40 degree wedge. Okay. And then I just drop the butter, heavy butter. You got to flay that bitch open. You get that pepper.

You got to do one laceration across the top. And then you do one in the middle. And then you push it together with your hands like that. I love the push. And then you just create a nice little. I'll try that. It doesn't work as well with the sweet potato because they're shaped differently but they take a long time to bake 400 degrees at about 65 minutes yeah most

people can understand that 65 minutes it's a it's a baked potato labor of love it's easy my sister-in-law makes fun of my brother-in-law because he doesn't get the sour cream with the baked potato because he thinks that the butter is enough in that respect. I kind of agree with him, but I also like to be as bad as I can be. The sour cream gives a little tang to it, though. It's the juxtaposition for me.

There you go, dude. And also the sour cream is typically served cold or cool. And, you know, typically you're putting it on a warm baked potato, so it kind of makes it a little bit more palatable. It's kind of a you know, typically you're putting it on a warm baked potato, so it kind of makes it a little bit more palatable. It's kind of a palate play, if you think about it. Okay. You don't play with your palate, dude.

You saying I'm out of business right now? You're not. God, your palate sucks. My palate is fucking fine. You just gave directions on how to bake a potato. People don't know. Well, I'm going to say it. I'm back in on baked potatoes.

And I'm loading them down. Stop the presses. I'm going to hit up MJ's House of Smoke in Arlington, Texas. Agtown. Yeah. That's good. These places, they do these absurd dishes like this just to get pub that's the only reason they do well yeah and it works have you seen the guy have you seen the guy on on tiktok who's like the tiktok chef guy that just makes fun of these he's great he's great he's

just he's pretty chill about it i actually think he's very fair too when he sees something that is trash but it looks good he will say like, like, yeah, it's trash. I would eat that, though. If something looks dank, he'll just, like, look, this is great. They did a great job, and I want to try it. I feel like he's pretty honest about it. I like him. Yeah, I like him, too.

Oh, on the review from Texas Monthly, it says, From crawfish-loaded cornbread to brisket-stuffed potatoes, this North Texas joint is just a paragon of indulgence. A paragon. Yeah, they hit that thesaurus button before they joint is just a paragon of indulgence a paragon yeah they hit that the source button before they press publish a paragon oh yes this looks dope weren't you saying a pair was gone after uh selena got off instagram i remember dave saying that sorry we were post 60 minutes i thought i was fair game no it's all right the purr only the purrs are soliciting real perv hours not circling back baby real real beaters now

after dark they did it oh man someone point me in the right direction god that's good let's go she like straight up delete or she's taking a break i uh i did something the other day i booked a flight uh i i talked to my wife about it i actually asked her to book the flight and when i got my email come through it said flight booked on points and i was like what are you doing what do you do i know you didn't do this the right way you didn't go through point me what are you trying to get to dude forget about it all right i'm moving silence like lasagnas Two. Dude, forget about it.

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Usually we're only a little bit late, but we're pretty late to this one. And I feel bad about it because I feel like this was very much on my radar and I messed up. This one was never on my radar, this is uh perfectly fresh to me late but fresh is how i do things so well a los angeles man moved to new york and uh he decided to go on a little rant about ordering a bagel he tried to say uh he tried to really say that uh it was just one of the most stressful things in the world and he ended up getting in trouble for some other stuff. Randy, can you play this TikTok for us?

Can you slack it to me? Oh, yeah. I thought it was in the rundown. I even put, for Randy, hoping that you'd see it, but I did not tip you off, so that's on me. It was a late addition, wasn't it? Someone's not standing on business. Wow.

Why are you sitting on business, dog? His name is Taylor Offer. Taylor Offer. We're buying you time right now. This video is so annoying. Okay. That's all right. We're on real perf time.

Everyone's just vibing right now. Real perf hours. People are going to go check Selena, see if she's up. There's nothing more stressful than ordering a bagel in New York City. I just went to a bagel shop here. I'm from Los Angeles. In Los Angeles, if you order a bagel, you walk in, you say, hey, can I get a scoop, gluten-free bagel?

The person behind the bar is usually like, of course. We have these different options today for gluten-free. Of course, I can do that for you. In New York, I just walked in and asked for a stupid gluten-free bagel guy just looks at me he goes i'm not scooping your fucking bagel bro it's like dude that's how i want it it's like get the fuck out of here with that shit all right on to the next one i guess well starting off there's nothing more stressful than ordering a bagel in new york i could think of a few things probably like what oh you know uh raising a child you know all right something

like that anything else paying bills you know just all kinds of stuff you know the rent is too damn high yeah lunchflation that's right this guy is so fucking la what does that mean i don't like the way that he says like everyone knows how you order a bagel in new york or in la you you go in yes for a gluten-free scooped out it's like okay that is not like the prerequisite there what is scooped out you just you scoop the guts out of the bagel you scoop bread you scoop the non you know really toasted part out of the bagel david you make room for whatever's inside of it, whether that's cream cheese. It's a carb play.

Yeah. Okay. So it's like when you go to Jimmy John's. Gluten-free scoop. Scoop that bitch out. Take the guts out, yeah. Okay. Gluten-free scoop.

Why am I okay with people scoop? Man, I just had a crisis right here because I famously had my Jimmy John's scooped out before to make more room for fixes. That's the way that's different though because the sandwich is about like what's what's inside what's between the bread what do you think it's about something that has to do with the bread and what's inside the sandwich maybe how those complement each other no i don't i don't think that's what it's about at all okay i think so a bagel like the the bread part of the bagel is is the money part like that's why you that's why you get a bagel the money part well here's the thing dude i only get my bagels in new york

the water the water makes it much less scoopable, but better tasting, more palatable for the sophisticated palate. But like, what do people put in their scooped out bagels? Like, you can't just fill where the bread was with cream cheese, because then you're just eating a bunch of fucking cream cheese. Which sounds great, by the way. When you guys have the big glob of cream cheese in the middle of your bagel, just sitting there, like hanging out for dear life, about to fall into the foil. Do you guys lick that thing up, or do you guys let that thing fall? I slurp it up. Or just bury my let that thing fall i slurp it up i just bury my face i slurp it up yeah yeah dude how do you not slurp it up dude especially got flavored cream cheese real slurpers no i slurp your cream cheese

what flavored cream cheese do you go to first when you're at a bagel place. Plain. I agree. I'm just following Will's cues. Ah, you're fucking pathetic, bro. I'm not saying you're wrong. I just want more. Okay. Get the fuck out of here with that shit, bro. I like plain cream cheese.

I don't like reduced fat cream cheese. I don't freak with that. If you said plain reduced fat, like it's on site. We're not, we don't need reduced fat. Because the- That's silly. I do everything bagels. The seasoning of the bagel is all the flavor I need with the cream cheese, and it's perfect

to me. Do you think they complement each other? This bagel has everything. I do. So on one hand, what's on the everything bagel? Everything. Bunch of seasoning. Literally everything.

That's why it's called that. So you're saying it's for you. The juxtaposition? No, I'm not. I'm not saying that. They work really well together. Kind of sounds like you're saying it man i don't know i've retired guys having a show i no longer eat everything bagels outside of my

house you told us i know it gets everywhere you might have a seed in your teeth that you don't see for like six hours your breath is terrible after it gets all in my beard you wouldn't know about that because you turned your back on us beard boys so so did this guy have like a hit out on him or what i don't know yeah i'm a little worried about this guy's future like i could see like a real new yorker just like like knifing him while he's walking down the street just being like hey what murder i can't i can't stop thinking about the guy being so shocked just be like i'm not fucking scooping your bagel no there's nothing more stressful exactly no i've only ordered like so i've only ordered a couple of bagels in New York just

because I don't normally eat them. And like, the one time I went alone, I searched for like the best one online and it pretty much said like, you know, be efficient when you order. Don't mess around. And I was scared shitless the entire time. I think that's like every place in New York. Yeah. I'm scared.

I'm scared to be like, ah. Like the soup Nazi episode of a science show. And that's what I'm basing all this off because I've only been to New York City once. I mean, people in New York, they're a little rougher around the edges than you get in LA. You know? This is how I want to be treated when I'm in New York wearing a bagel. Yeah. You know?

I want them to be kind of hard on me. A funny fantasy punishment would be like, all right, you got to fly to New York. You got to take the 45 minute, however long the Uber is in the airport, downtown. And you got to go to like this bagel place and you got to try to order a scooped out bagel and you got to document it and then you got to come home that's good i'd be i'd be in for that yeah that's so embarrassing oh it's so la too this guy yeah this guy's super free and he was he was compelled to like pull his phone out and do a tiktok about it like that's no he was so angry he did it thinking he was gonna get the world on his side and be like oh this guy's great and instead everyone's just like dude what are you doing everyone's just dunking on him that's like going to a group dinner and being like guys all right like i did this thing the

other day and everyone's like dude what's your problem it's not a cool story don't tell us that yeah please leave be better scooped out on business i went to i went to i'm not going to expose them but i went to what is considered from the people that i've talked to the best bagel place in austin to get a bagel recently it was trash really it just wasn't even close to good they do make better bagels up there i don't get it it's the hard water man i think it's just northern states just have more bagel in them we're we're at breakfast taco town we don't have to worry about those how hard is it bagel to make man i don't know man from someone who's never made one that's like a legit question well you have to have the right water. That's what I'm saying.

Maybe there is something to the hard water thing. Yeah. Which is why we pipe ours in from New York. Yeah. It's tough, but we do it. This is a breakfast taco town. Yeah. I had never heard of breakfast tacos before I moved to Austin, Texas.

On business? I don't know if that's how you say that. It's just misusing. I just don't know if that's how you say that i just don't know if that's how you say that and i was kind of weirded out by them at first and now i've really become an absolute lover of breakfast tacos they're great man but like i feel like the breakfast burrito should have a place in austin and it does have it has no place at all we had one the other day oh mine wasn't breakfast did they do breakfast ones at flavia i don't know. I can't think of one place where it's like, oh, they got the best breakfast burrito. This is a taco town.

Burritos are more West Coast to me. I don't know why I think that. It's because we went to San Diego and we all ordered breakfast burritos and they had fries in them and shit. San Diego is a very well-known burrito town. Really? Don't try to order your burrito scooped out just telling you that right now when you did that dude i thought that guy was gonna kill you i'm big mistake did not read the

handbook before i went to san diego it's a taco town baby yeah baby do you guys get intimidated ordering barbecue here no intimidated what do you mean no i get intimidated at uh terry blacks when i'm ordering not when i'm ordering the barbecue because when you go up to the register they're really nice but when i'm getting my sides i get stressed out because the the thing is so high that they can't hear you sometimes over the barrier and they're just like what i look at you and like you're just like oh man it's been too long since i've been there you don't want to be the person at the uh austin barbecue establishment who gets up there and then it's like um how much is enough for like we've got like two people but we're both like i'm really hungry and and she's not that hungry so like what what and because you got to order it and uh by weight and so they're like okay there are always

three sides that look really appealing to me and i have to narrow narrow it down to two, and that's a little bit stressful. Three sides is too much. Like, what if I mess up? That's why you got to go with a squad that's all going to just eat sides together. Yeah. You have to get every side because, like, one side might taste better with, like, the pork rib. Another side might taste better with, like, the brisket. And a lot of times it's a juxtaposition play.

You're a real Q head, aren't you? Yeah. Did you hear what he said? I've joined some groups online um i knew this was coming yeah it's good i just yeah i just wanted to make sure i i like i i stay anonymous in it because i don't want people to know i'm from austin because i know a lot of people have like really aggressive barbecue takes for other places i've heard kansas city's like just what's the name of this group i want want to hop in. QAnon. Oh.

Yeah. Oh. That's good. Okay. I've heard about them. Like everything they predicted has definitely come true. Interesting. Yeah. If you want to look it up, it's spelled C-U-E-A-N-O-N.

We don't take any emails to get signed up or anything. You think we have one single listener who's a member of the QAnon community? Yeah. I feel like it's a dying breed. Yeah. It's actually the community. 2023 has been tough on QAnon, I think. It's been a long year.

23 and me? And it's November. No, 2023. Oh. I'm doing no QNovember. So I'm not eating i'm not eating barbecue y'all see that picture of trump recently from the weekend that was making its rounds no look he looked good really he looked really good you say it on business when you say that dude he looked good it almost was like he got a haircut in the photo it might have been ai i don't even know it probably was he almost looked like he had a little bit of a haircut and it made him look a little younger someone said uh the what

was it like the the adderall ozempic and something else like cocktail that he has is really hitting him well right now he's really hitting his stride at the right time and the cool thing is he doesn't have to wear boots that have a wedge in them because he's already like well over six feet tall. You know, Meatball Ron was asked about that on a podcast last week. How did he handle it? The guy was like, so why don't you, why would I ever see you in tennis shoes or loafers? He said, well, I wear tennis shoes when I work out. Guy asked him how tall he was.

He said 5'11". He said, he said those boots are just Lucchese off the rack, but they're not he's fucking lying okay there's a guy who's bought luke casey off the rack i want to talk never had that i want to talk to someone who was involved in setting up the interview with meatball he's not this was a setup interview for him yeah so i mean he he legit like asked some questions but he didn't really push him on the issue like probably should have been. So someone emailed I think all of us, maybe it was just me and Brett, saying that we should Freedom of Information Act his Navy records because he was a JAG. He was a military attorney. Get that height.

And yeah, you could get from like – you could find out. So someone's going if this guy's thinking of it someone clearly in opposition research has done this so maybe we'll get to the bottom of it dude the ops hate this or they love it i think they might actually love it saving for the debates maybe who are the ops i feel like the people were talking about the ops when i was out and then i came back in i was i didn't know who the ops were, but I had some assumptions. For us, Hot Pie Media is one. Okay. Randy, you agree?

Who's Randy's number one op? Whoever produces podcasts for Hot Pie Media, probably. Is your number one op Micah? No, no. Micah and I are frenemies, man. We respect each other, but we got a rivalry. That's a beautiful thing. That is great, man. He he's got the legs i got the ass all right you two together i'd watch that lower body walk down the street fuck yeah can we hear from our friends over at squarespace today's podcast is sponsored

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No, actually. I did, actually. Yes, I did. What's going on? Well, there's a booty patrol on the loose in Florida. There was a driver in Florida, DeSoto, who was impersonating some people of the law. And they created a truck, a Chevy Silverado that said National Booty Behavior Protection. It's like the Booty Patrol.

A little bit too much like a Border Patrol truck. Someone went and got decals made for this. Very professionally done. Yeah. But if you saw this driving down the street, you'd be like, oh, shit, that looks pretty. Oh, it says Booty Patrol? This guy's patrolling. He's patrolling for booty.

He's patrolling the booty. Do you get it, Dylan? He's patrolling the booty. What does that mean exactly? Well, he's patrolling the booty. Make sure the booty get it dylan he's controlling the booty what does that mean exactly well he's patrolling the booty good to keep make sure the booty is uh make sure that booty is standing on business what if what if this was a debate and we needed we needed biden to express what booty patrol does i don't know how you would answer that i don't know man it's not funding there well i've got bad news for anyone supporting the Booty Patrol.

For anyone backing the Booty, they got caught. Last Monday was when they were really getting called in about. Sorry, I got a little tickle in my throat. Are they breaking the law? What's going on? Oh, can't even do Booty Patrol? Is it like impersonating uh officer or something how are you not familiar with florida state statute 316-2397 which pertains to certain lights prohibited dude what are you talking about dog they get you oh yeah can you

imagine if you like just i'm not saying i'm not it's not good to cat call people i don't get cat called does that mean he had like one of those like uh lights that you stick on the roof is there anything cooler than being able to just toss one on here you don't see those anymore that was so if you're walking down the street and the national booty behavior protection guy the booty patrol comes by and he puts his light on for you you're at least kind of like okay so that means you're you're you're in the good graces of the booty patrol. Like you're not in violation of the hypothetical booty statute. Does he start like pancake-ass people?

Like, hey, what are you doing out here? That's a good question. Get your tiny ass back indoors. You can't step out with that thing. Are they pro-BBL or anti-BBL? Good question. Brazilian butt lift, David. Brazil.

What did you guys think of that Grand Prix? I went about as expected. Yeah? Let me guess, Verstappen won? So you expected Leclerc to crash in the lap before the first lap, the formation lap? Yeah. Not ideal.

No. Not ideal in the formation lap when you just crash. I don't know, dude. He's a beta Romeo. No, but really, did Verstappen win? I don't know dude he's a beta romeo no but really did verstappen win i don't know because he always does i mean yeah he does always win i don't know if he fucking won dude do you ever occasionally you'll see those those cars that are clearly like old decommissioned police cars but they're now just like on the streets but someone's driving it but they clearly know it looks enough like a police car to where they,

they kept like the, yeah, that's kind of bullshit with like the all black, like hub cap, less wheels. My dad's not cool. Or my mom and dad, like someone lives near them that has like an ex cop car as their car.

And it doesn't have any decals on it. You know, it's scrubbed of everything, but the way that they park it on their property makes it feel like someone – there's just a cop sitting there. And so every time you drive by, you're like – Does he back you into the driveway but like park at the end of the driveway? Yes. And it's like stop parking there.

We all think that we're getting pulled over by you, my dude. That's ridiculous. A Crown Vic. So annoying. Scary. I don't know what you're talking about. What are you talking about? Crown Vic is the model of those vehicles ford crown vic crown victoria um i had daylight savings questions in

here just because i did have some questions i have the answer i feel like i feel like randy's got the answers i don't know shit about daylight savings he's weirdly the time zone guy. What's your question, Will? Do we like this time zone? Or sorry, do we like where we are at now or do we like where we were last week? I don't even know where we are now. Are we daylight savings right now?

Are we standard time? We're in standard time now. How are we supposed to remember this? We were in daylight time. Now we're standard. Colder months, it gets dark earlier okay is the general public out of favor for where we currently are yeah yeah although i i kind of i kind of fuck with it a little bit do you freak with that it makes the day feel longer to me i

explained this earlier because it you know seven o'clock feels like nine o'clock it's like oh i have extra time more time than i thought i did you know what i mean yeah you don't have a toddler that you're trying to put to sleep i don't have a toddler no looking at the clock last night and seeing that it was 6 30 i was just like what yeah how is it only six there my biggest inconvenience was stella wanting to eat dinner an hour earlier i had to explain to her like look the time change girl you gotta chill out it's confusing, especially for a dog. Yeah, they don't get it. No.

They lack basic understanding. Yeah. Intelligence isn't there. You got an extra hour of sleep, though? I didn't get any sleep last night, dude. I have a fucking month-old baby at home. Sunday night is my chance. Yeah, why don't you respect where he's at?

Sunday night and you got an extra hour. I woke up at midnight after falling asleep pretty early after the ut game i was pretty tired i saw dylan he was fucked up um and i woke up at midnight and was like oh i thought it was like 4 a.m this is great then i woke up at three and was like man it's only three still like i still got a lot of opportunities to sneak in some hours here between this uh this feeding stuff then when i went uh to the bathroom at four and i saw that it was back at three i was just like oh my god this is a never-ending night i can't get out of this like i think i freak with it i freak with it i i don't understand why we're still switching times as someone who does a lot of activities after 4 p.m.,

takes the dog out, likes to mix it up in the neighborhood, I don't like how it gets dark very early. I don't like that right now. I'm a morning person. I don't mind what's happening. Night is more fun. What is? Night is more fun.

It's November. I'm not talking about that. Just night is more fun. It's November. I'm not talking about that. Just night is more fun. It's November, dude. You're not allowed. Yeah. You're not allowed. You just got to holster it, my guy.

Yeah. Yeah, fine. I'll do it. Don't touch the board. It's real pervert. Don't touch the board when I'm overv don't touch the board when i'm over here in charge of the board sorry november dude have you thought about how this affects real beaters no it's not on my radar people still do nnn

randy do people still do november uh i don't know but the memes are still trying to go through and then a lot i feel like mustaches have become so popular that no one is like thinking that movember is like some out of the box thing anymore dylan's so anti whatever the movember charity was he just shaved himself yeah he's like i'm just going anti yeah that's right why don't you start a new now and we'll raise money for your mustache that you're gonna grow back start a what a charity thing okay okay you're totally gonna do that for sure you're totally gonna do that dude for sure i'm staying off business on oh randy how are you celebrating on november uh you know you know actually i do have peanuts that i got from

heb habanero i told you about they're delicious oh those are good i i oh they're amazing i got a bonus frat story if you want it really quick hit us with your bfs there's always time for a bonus frat story i've always said that brainy's new seg this week in frat coming to us a couple days ago this was published on halloween a fifth iu fraternity placed on cease and desist for hazing now let me let me go through these here uh cap alpha psi is on ceases for hazing is the fifth to be placed on cease and desist since august joining these other fraternities kappa sigma for alcohol endangering others and hazing frat frat uh alpha phi alpha for hazing frat sigma alpha epsilon hazing frat and delta epsilon for

endangering others and hazing frat frat you can't endanger others that's where i draw the line you want to endanger the pledges and some of the brothers yeah others though come on that's that's life and you're thinking dude think about others that's life and you're a frat star do we have any uh details i don't know that's all that's all i saw but shout out you for having uh five fraternities since august pretty much be on probo i heard a ut fraternity is under fire for letting old dudes shotgun on halloween outside of their place why would that get them in trouble because they were already on probation oh that's it it's frat probation is pretty frat it is it's pretty frat yeah it is yeah all right let's get out of here

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