Circling Back - Late Night Ballin’ with 49 Lutes in the Living Room

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

Two fights this weekend which means one thing and one thing only: it’s time to absolutely mob with 49 dudes in your living room. We talk our Weekends in Fun, Dave’s Read of the Week, Dillon’s Good-Bad Movie of the Week, Trump’s UFC crew and subsequent plane ride, Yellowstone, and a monkey escape update. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (28:10) Ren Fair Randy (35:45) Dillon’s Good-Bad Movie of the Week (39:49) 49 Guys in Your Living Room (49:30) Trump’s UFC Crew (1:00:30) How’s Yellowstone This Season? (1:07:15) Monkey Escape Update (1:11:30) Dave’s Read of the Week Support This Episode’s Sponsors Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (enter your email for 20% off on site!) Joymode: www.joymode.com/steam (20% off) Aura Frames: www.auraframes.com (CIRCLING for $45 off) Lucy: www.lucy.co/steam (STEAM for 20% off)  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming! All right, we're back. Circling back podcast. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Ruff. Hello, Will. Hi. I was just checking my DAR and it looks like the bulk of the rain has now moved east of us. So if you're listening to this at this very moment out in Bastrop, jeez, if you're the need it. So thank you. Speaking of sopping wet, Dylan Shivery. If I seem like I'm dragging a little bit, I just

want to apologize. I was up late night balling. What are you doing? Who are you playing with? Yeah. Your son? I just some kids in the neighborhood. Yeah, we're out of lifetime. We were running threes actually. So I was hanging on the rock quite a bit Y'all had a little hoop in the cul-de-sac you play point guard. Yeah, why don't you have your son who's shorter play point guard? You get in that pose. I was I Was dropping dimes there. It called me van Axel out there. No

Anyway, very happy dated reference the kids knew Nick and excellent game Handles like van Axel. Yeah, it's probably a dated reference, but that's OK. I just locked in a ticket for parks to do the hook him heard run on Saturday before the Kentucky Texas game where he will run across the fields and a packed stadium. And I couldn't be more excited for the kid. Are they going to let him play? I don't think he's going to get the suit up and play. Can he throw the long ball?

No, he can't. He's nine get the suit up and play. Can he throw the long ball? Nope, he can't. He's nine and he's got small hands. Okay. But he gets to run onto the field. Didn't you say against Kentucky is not gonna matter? You said y'all basically have this one won already. I didn't say that. They have a very good defense and a very poor offense.

So I don't know how they're gonna score points, but. And that's for a deal. It's just not coming through for the offense. It's for a different podcast. Mark Stoops. Very happy to be here. Little game Mark. I like to holler at the Stoops. It's his nickname. Little game Mark. It's gonna be good, good content, man. Do you feel cool in your new hat? I do feel cool in my new hat. Dave's got a new hat on too. I feel like this is a collector's item at this point. They're so hard to come by, but I snagged one. Thanks to our good friend Barrett Dudley tipped me off and it's dope it's dope. What was that phase? Nothing. You got something to say? Say it with your chest. No. Bitch. No. I was also up late night ballin so. You were? Mm-hmm. We should have linked man we could have had a bigger game going. Mm-hmm.

Who you ballin with? I did the famous Sunday night 1 30 bedtime. Dude, what? It's the best way to start a week. Yeah. That's crazy. I'm different. I think it's cause I drank almost an entire container of cold brew yesterday.

That's something to do with it. Yeah. I stopped early, but like I think I had so much going through my veins. I did use some whole vitamin D milk. So it wasn't totally manly, but I mean I cleared out four fifths of that thing. That's fucking sick, dude. Good for you.

Were you doing like a cleanse? Nah. So, Dave. You know when you just get in the groove and you just wanna pound coffee all day? Yeah, it's like every day of my life. Yeah. So we've confirmed that two thirds of us were have it. We're up late not balling. What about you, Dave? Yeah, Dave. Did you ball last night? What were you doing last night? I was online shopping so you could say I was

late night Johning. Okay. Late night Johning. I'm really like that, Dylan. I'm early morning yawning. I'm really like that Dylan. I'm early morning yawning. I know you are. I don't think you understand. Oh man. The kid really like that. Apparently so. Like if had you texting me at like 230. But what John did you call? Stand by. Alright. And stand down. Alright. And stand

up. Alright playboy. Get the blood circulating. You got Barks for us today? Yeah, Dave and stand up. Alright, playboy. you're not going to call me. You put a microphone in front of Dave's face. You don't know what's going to happen. Anything really. Hey, it could be the best thing you've ever heard or the worst.

That's podcasting baby. Do you watch SNL this weekend? No. There was a podcast segment and I was like, man, they kind of nailed this. Did it, did it depict a podcasters as a, it was just three dudes sitting in a room

with like random shit behind their heads. What were they talking about? Just anything? Just kinda anything. Fictional restaurants. They had like Zin containers out at the table. Shut the fuck up. Like I was just like, oh man, like you guys,

like you're too accurate right now. That's really good. It's really good. Yep. They got Trump on their show though. So we didn't get, we didn't get the Trump nod. It's really good. It's really good. Yep. They got Trump on their show though. So we didn't get the Trump nod. Barron is not a backer per process that went into selecting podcasts for Trump to go on.

Hi, Randy. Hi, Will. How's Ren Fair Randy doing? I am doing Stellar. I am, I'm sure I'll talk about it and this weekend and fun Other than that, I am trying to save my voice for the game show tomorrow You should probably find away that game show together. I I have about 60% of it done so far patrons We love you tomorrow. We're doing do you know what a game show podcast. Is it going to be Thanksgiving adjacent?

Not themed. Yeah, it's not gonna be themed. I saw you put that in the description last week with- Better start research and not Thanksgiving related information. Oh yeah, yep. Now's the time to go to chat GPT and type in facts about Thanksgiving.

How many turkeys are killed the week of Thanksgiving? So how many? I don't know. That's something to look up. Oh dude. Dokeys are killed the week of Thanksgiving. So how many? I don't know. It's something to look up. Oh, dude. You killed the week of like I feel like they're killed like

earlier. We go. Okay. Just I don't know. I'm just spitballing. We're getting a sleepy Joe turkey pardon ceremony. It's going to be his last and it's going to give you some some audio. This is going to be electric. Some video that you're

going to be like, oh god. Hey man, you're safe now, man. That sounded like Jerry Garcia. Fly away, man. Okay. Turkeys can fly. Very short distances. Wild turkeys. They can. The big bad ones that they fatten up at the farm, probably not, but a wild turkey, it'll fly on you. Hey, wild turkey'll do something to you. Yeah. Yeah, brother. I know that annoyed you just now, that over aggressive pat. How, brother? No, you know, I can see it. I touched your ass literally before the episode. You didn't touch my ass. You smacked my ass.

It was a loud pop. I made Dylan ripple before the episode today. What happened? I rippled. I don't know why. I just Dylan was standing outside of the studio as I was walking in and I just decided to get a handful. Sometimes you walk past this thing and you can't help but just put your hands on it. She did it It's been a minute. I mean Sally's out of town. I'm just Acting a fool right now. That is that why you stayed up so late? I'd yeah, usually I fall asleep like halfway through watching SNL on Sunday night and last night

I stayed up till 1 30 just doing absolutely nothing You got the other house to yourself just vibing lads were asleep just walking around Real eater hours were in full effect. You went, you were balling as well. I was. I was. If you do want to listen to Do You Know It Tomorrow, please go to patreon.com slash circling back podcast. You can also subscribe to Patreon via Spotify or if you're a Patreon subscriber, you can listen to it via Spotify. There's ways to do it. I don't know the whole scenario Thursday listener voicemails eight eight eight six one eight forty four twenty two again eight eight six one eight forty four twenty two get in Get out be tactical as always. Please make sure to subscribe to our newsletter There were some heat in the hopper this weekend. I'll say that releases every Friday

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What'd you get into this weekend my friend? Thanks for asking will had a pretty excellent weekend actually friday Stepped out on the town just a little bit and went to Metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos. I went to metal ranch Ranchos with Chelsea. Got a knockout, house frozen, and we split a half pound of beef fajitas. Damn, what's the damage on that? I don't know. You know. I mean, you've been there. No, their prices are rising, dude.

Yeah. So what did it cost you? I don't recall. Let me see your credit. Log into don't recall. Let me see your credit. Log into your bank account. Let me see. Got a drink afterward at a place down the street from me which I love. Uh

I won't mention the name gate keeping it. Why are you gate keeping? Cuz I it's no one goes there and I love that it's always empty and it's a great fight. It's gonna go out of business and you're gonna regret it. You're gonna regret

the gatekeeping. It might. Saturday big day Got the little man back and I was watching some football At home, Texas, Arkansas and Chelsea took parks to get his haircut Just them two. It was like a moment. It was a meaningful moment for me just you know,, they're building quite a little relationship. They get along really well and it was just great to just have her go spend time with them.

They went to Target afterwards and she got him a toy. One of the nicest things that Sally will do is, if there's like a Manchester United game on in the morning, she'll take Fritz out to breakfast. And I'm just like, thank you so much for opening up this window of time for me. Plus I'm a head case when Texas plays. So to have the place to myself a little bit was quite nice.

No, you're super fun to watch games. And he had a baseball game Saturday night, took the L, but that's okay. Playoffs start tonight actually, if it's not rained out. We got playoffs. We got playoffs cooking. Is he late night balling? He will be late night balling tonight.

Yeah, the game starts at seven actually, so yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of late for the nine year old crew. Spent some time with family on Saturday too. And Sunday, Parks went to have a little play date with this friend who lives out in Spicewood. And it's close to where Chelsea lives. I'm not sure. Parks went to

What glass of wine just fucking chill over idle you hit playboy? Cabernet oh ever heard of it. Yeah, it's very popular Yeah quite And that was pretty much it man. The Cowboys didn't play yesterday. So that was nice. They do play tonight. Unfortunately, is it nice? Would you rather get that out of the way instead of like wasting your Monday night? Yeah, my Monday night's gonna be well I'll be watching my son play instead So that was that's why we get it was great I get that out of the way yesterday instead of like wasting your Monday night. Yeah, my Monday night's gonna be well I'll be my son play instead So that's why we get it was great What that boy get into oh, you know, we got gizzy with it

Guests fans will hate this. Oh man Let's see I landed it the DeFries house about 530. And it was nice to see, it's nice to see like, you have children in roughly the same age as me. It's nice to see a house that reminds me a lot of mine, that the dinner hour in that it's like,

you got Fritz over there building a fort, sick fort. He went off on that fort. And you got the feeding the baby and I was like, yeah, this feels like home. I know how it is. It was chaos hour. It was pure witching hour when you got there. That's how it's been in our place.

I felt bad. I felt bad that I invited the boys over just to have absolute mayhem. It doesn't even faze me. In fact, I like to take part. Like it actually like, it reminds me of home and you know, I hadn't been home in like 15 minutes. So it was like, wow, it feels good. Then we had some za. We had to navigate some situations. Like how we thought we were getting kidnapped. Boy, that drive out to our show, the concert, the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard concert. I'm sure everybody's very familiar.

Out at Kota, Circuit of the Americas, not close. Yeah, it turns out traffic is pretty bad getting out there. And what's going on? You know, when your driver starts making random turns and you start to fear for your life that you might just be getting taken out to a field and shot. Yeah, I thought we were either gonna go to Roy Kaiser or Divas.

He was a big fan of Divas. Yeah. It's a strip club, Dylan. I'm sure you know that. Boy, it is. I didn't. It does not look like a good one from the outside. He said it was the best though. Was he serious? I think he was. He didn't seem like a prankster to me. I was like, really?

Just kind of in the middle of nowhere. Hey, who knows? The concert was a lot of fun. We get out there. That's a cool venue once you get in there. Once you get in there, the way it's situated, we had good seats, really good seats. We were not in the pit, but we were the front row of the non-pit. What's the best way to describe where we were? It's like there's the pit and then there's the seats, and then we were in the upper, we were in the first row of the upper section that was not the lawn.

So we had a great vantage point of the entire show. It was great, like, sorry to interrupt you Dave, but it was great to see people crowd surfing for what felt like the first time in forever. It was a good pit. It's cause I skipped Blink-1A2, sorry, Randy. No, I was gonna say we famously had an intern who got COVID from crowd surfing.

It's fair, yeah. But it's just great to see people just organically crowd surfing. Like you just don't, I feel like at the age of 37, I don't see that very often. You guys didn't throw Davey up there? No, it would have been a really far throw. Yeah, they would have had to heave me with a catapult.

Okay. Which Randy probably could. Yeah, Davey. Yeah. Toss me. I will say that show had a little something for everybody. Depending on your genre, there was a it's a it's a genre bending show. You had a metal block.

You just had some grooves, you had some sick, some sick jams, some tasty jams. You had a a DJ set, not a DJ set, but electronic dance set, would you call it? Yeah, like if for any dead people out there, my friend equated it to like the drum space, kind of gives the band a little break while still creating some music to let people have fun. Even though the whole band was involved.

They did an infamous three hour marathon set that they don't do for every single thing and so we had we had no we had no time to take any any seat at the concert well well and I sat down for a few minutes we were the only people in the entire section to sit down is we're old is has it now he'd played golf recently and I was just I'm 40 so sat down for a few minutes. Oh, that was a treat. Did you think it was weird that no one stood up to start the show? Yeah.

Okay. I was, I felt really weird. The concert starts and everyone starts standing up except for the front two rows of our section. And I was like, well, I don't want to stand up before the row behind me stands up because I don't want to like block them if they're planning on sitting down for a little bit, but they're real gizheads. And so finally I looked over at our buddy's brother

and my best friend, my new best friend, Grant. And I just looked at him, I go, I'm gonna stand up. And he was like, I could see the relief of like, yes, why are we not standing right now? I could feel people behind us standing, but I didn't wanna turn around cause I didn't wanna look like, you know what I mean? It was just weird. it did take a second um got home went right to bed great uh saturday great day

a lot of football on the laptop uh just hung out hit metal ranchto Ranchos, was inspired, was inspired the DeFries family. I don't want to tell tales out of school, but they were there prior and we decided to go. Busy time, 5.30, 5.45. You guys walked into the Thunderdome. Turns out like when there's not a Texas home game and you really don't have that much to worry about. You can get in there.

We got in there with, it was just us and the kids and went with the all new breakfast, or excuse me, the brisket enchiladas. I sent out a great pic to the group text that they were appreciative of. Dave wronged us so bad. He told us there was brisket enchis. And anytime there's brisket enchis,

you gotta get a photo for the squad. And Dave sent us just an empty plate photo after revealing to us how he's existed. Showed us where the enchiladas used to be. Hungry. Well I ate them. Right we saw that. Clean plate club over there. Yeah I was still munching that rice. Yeah I was gonna say I didn't see any beans on that plate but I also couldn't see both sides. They were good. They were good like I'm not gonna that's a must try, but it's nice to have a brisket option if you're going to tell my Tio with it. Really like that Sunday, you know, low key hung out. What Dylan said is absolutely true. You can enjoy it can enjoy football and not really have to worry about the absolute embarrassment

You say that for Monday night? Yes So everybody can see everybody the whole world so I will yield time to will I mean? We gizzed we saw we conquered The legs were extremely tired from the the golf trip we took last week where we walked 30,000 steps a day on undulating golf courses Shout out Aiken, South Carolina beautiful area Hope to go back at some point To all the golf heads out there

Try to make it happen if one of your absolutes can make it happen for you Dave I like your hat I'm like, um Dave, I like your doms. I like I'm still bending over to like do stuff with my kids and then I'll stand up and I can feel like Numbness all throughout the center of my back. Let me give you a rub down. I might need it dude. It's bad. It's bad There again, I can't reach the area with the Theragun and my wife's out of town And so I can't have her do it either. I've got a bike You need somebody to ride it, but it could help. Okay, it could like hit it for me. Yeah, it's perfect And so yeah, it's try to take a little easy this weekend hit that giz with D man

Had to hit that Friday Matt's lunch, here's the thing I'm at all Rancho's at all Rancho's at all Rancho's at all Rancho's I was trying to cleanse my soul with a little bit of tacos al carbon. I might've bit off a little more than I can chew. It was elite tacos al carbon from Matt's, like elite. Never had anything like it. I did go out of pocket a little bit

and I ordered some chopped up garlic that set it over the top. But I could just feel that garlic just emanating from my body for the next 24 hours, dude. Every burp I had for the next 24 hours was just garlic. It's good for the immune system, you're good. I kind of figured that. And so, you know, just kind of took it easy

after the whole garlic fiasco. And then, yeah, last night, last night I was on solo dad duty, Just kind of took it easy after the whole garlic fiasco. And then, yeah, last night, I was on solo dad duty, got both boys down very, very early. And so I decided to take advantage of my night, maybe watch some stuff, hit that SNL. Charlie XCX's performances were just an absolute delight. Usually I skip the performances, but you know, she's a triple threat. And so then after that, I was like, you know what, she's a she's a triple threat. And so then uh after that I was like, you know what? I gotta go to bed early tonight. I'm gonna put on some boring documentary and just pass out

Suddenly it was real eater hours You excited for this Dylan? I'm ready to take notes. Alright, so a player got out some smoked turkey Deli meat. Okay. I Got out some brie cheese. Oh. And then I got out a fig conserve, dude. Oh my God. And I was just combining those things into little tacos

and I was just eating it over the sink like an absolute madness. The turkey was the taco shell? It was. Yeah. Yeah. And I was just spreading that conserve all over

brecci cheese Conserve. Yeah, you're not familiar. No It's I mean, you're not familiar with spreadable cooked mixtures of fruits sugar and other ingredients like nuts dried fruit or spices This is just another word for jam and jelly Yeah, it's in the family. It's a different species, same genus. Yeah, I feel like it's the exact same thing. I watched a full documentary last night and I can put documentary in quotes. I got served a video on YouTube that was a hefty video.

I figured I'd fall asleep in the first 30 minutes. And suddenly I got sucked in because I was like, this is crazy. This is wild. It was called something like the Diary of a Football Hooligan. And I had no context for this documentary, it just sounded interesting. And so I started watching it and about halfway through, I was like, man, the personal accounts here

feel a little weird. Like they're a little scripted, they're a little like whatever whatever but I figured it was some creative decision that the Director had made like maybe they had talked out the answers before and then they kind of made it so they could move the plot Along not using a narrator and so I just kind of wrote it off By the end of the documentary I was like man That was kind of weird like what's going on here?

And so I decided like I need to know more about the the aftermath this. And what I found out was that it was just completely fiction. I had no clue the entire time that it was just a made-up story to show the dangers of not only football hooliganism, but also social media and the rise of people getting famous. And I was just like what I just wasted so much time just watching this documentary and getting super invested. I was so it was one of those things where you're excited to Google Where the people are now afterward and only to realize that it was fake. It was just devastating Now if anyone watches it now, you're gonna be like will you're an idiot like, of course, this is fake But there were so many real parts to it that I just I just got taken. So I felt after the Blair Witch project. Mm-hmm Watch it last week for the first time

and I was like, somebody told me it was fake. It was, what I watched last night was legitimately good and entertaining, but I'm just bummed now that it's not real at all. Do you want that? You make jokes, but that was actually me the first time I watched the Blair Witch Project. A lot of people were.

I've never seen it. I was pretty embarrassed. Dude, the theater was, that was an electric atmosphere. If you saw that in theaters. I did. And I was really scared. People were like, head drop and then like people freaking out because like, oh, I woke up and there's rocks stacked up

outside my tent. Holy fuck. Remember that part? Fuck yeah I do. Rocks are fucking scary. I'm scared. Yeah dude, you don't want to see rocks formed. Do you think, do you want that hour and a half back or whatever it was? I'm like, yeah, I do. Rocks are **** scary. I'm scared. Yeah, dude. You don't want to

see rocks formed. Do you think do you want that hour and a half back or whatever it was? I do just because it was from uh you know, twelve midnight to 130 and uh I'm just um you know, I told you I'm early morning yawning right now. and so it's

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Randy, how was the Ren fair? It was a blast. I'm very exhausted. Should let you know it was a pretty good time. Were you guys really drinking single bottles of mead for each of you? Yeah. That's a lot of mead for the boys.

Multiple times. What's the ABV in mead? It's like 12. It's like wine. Wine. Yeah. So it's times throughout the day. What's the ABV in mead? It's like 12, it's like wine. Wine. Yeah, so it's like 12 to 15. What flavor did you go with? Oh, we were doing a bunch of different types.

I started off with, oh, I made a missed thing on the video. Anyways, I started off with just traditional, just some honey, some honey wine. We eventually got into some blueberry. There was, I don't know if anyone ever did it raspberry But yeah, it was just there's definitely different types of like dryness and sweetness and stuff. Hey last time he let the meat talk Yeah

So yeah, we we're getting a gram off mid-episode. No, I'm gonna wait. I'm wait To but I'm still waiting for more of the photos to get put into the group chat and stuff. What is the male equivalent of a fair maiden? A hunky lad? They weren't calling him hunky lads. Yeah, I don't think so, man. A Dan? Dan's huge.

Did you see any damsels out there? There were damsels, but I didn't see any in distress, which is good, everyone was having a good time. Brett just absolutely crushed his costume. He looked- He did. He looked like a blonde Prince Eric. Yeah, certified not brick from Brett. I was like, when I pulled up, I was like, holy shit Brett.

Where did you get that? Amazon. He looked great. Yeah. Yeah, no, too much mead. Not enough mead. Give me one like top moment from Yeah, like what what's a real ren fair do or do? So I think we first got there as me, Gordo and Georgia. We like, as we're pulling in, we just see

the campgrounds are huge. And we like cool. Yeah, we eventually got our parts set up. We brought seven tents because we like, we're going to be the first ones to go there. So like, Hey, everyone, just give us your tent and we'll like spread out our area. So we were sat there and once like we had everything set up or like, all right, well, we got two hours before anyone else comes.

Let's go start like discovering place. And we just like walked around the campgrounds, just saw everyone partying and all their different camp setups was awesome. Just it was really getting the spirit. We like stumbled across this random guy in a tent that like gave us a side quest throughout the whole weekend. Like that was pretty much you have a wristband,

you see someone else with a wristband, you have to like collect their souls and like they're like little skulls you got. And there was like a game throughout that only you would know if you stopped at that guy's tent. Like, so the way you do it is like play rock, paper, scissors against someone on the other team. So it was like that like added to it.

The bonfire was huge and insane. And like the parties were great. The food was a blast. But I would say in the actual fair, the best thing we did, we were like running around all day. It was packed and you're trying to meet up with people and there's no like service. At the very end, there was just like this tavern that was upstairs and we were all together and we just like, oh, we're drinking a

bottle of meat around a table, just having fun with each other. It was like, we get to like settle down, like look around this like whole building. Everyone's in costume. Like it feels like we're at some type of like old school festival. Yeah. It was so much fun. What was that with Bush's tent? Bush Bush bought his tent the day of and did not realize the one person tent meant that it was literally you could only fit one person do it you guys if you follow I'll probably put a highlight on my Instagram so at Rainey Trebekky to go see that. They have me on the ground. But yeah, instead of like a square, it was just a very thin rectangle.

That he always does. They're great for, I mean, they're good if you're just like, so yeah, exactly. You hit him with that one hitter. So, yeah, we and after we got done with the festival, everyone's like drunk. And we went back to our campsite and there's people like Boosh putting on his helmet. Brett was hitting him in the head with the sword. It was fantastic. It looked fun.

I was very jealous of the entire, I was so excited every time I opened Instagram and saw that you had volume shot some stories up there. Yeah. Yeah. I would love, I definitely, I think at the end of it, all of us were like, yeah, we all want to do this again. If it's only the awesome one or come back to this one. And we like, we already know like, all right,

we need to get bigger crew. We need to get a bigger blanket earlier. But no, it was fun. Brett got a sword. I know I saw that. Not in character for Brett to get a sword. No, he like told me he's like. What's he gonna do with this sword?

Can't believe we've got two sword guys here. I know. He said, he's like, I will go have these with this sword? Can't believe we've got two sword guys. I know he's he said he's like, I will go have disease with you, meaning I'll get it and I'll wear it today and I'll give it to you later. And like, I'm like, as he's like going through and we picked out, so I'm like,

Brad, I feel like you just kind of want to keep this, don't you? I'll talk to him later about it, but it was, it was a great time. Any, any, any questions? I did some progy. So I did do some Polish stuff. Okay. But you're American.

I am American, which is wild. Did you eat a turkey leg? Yeah, I did. That was the last thing I had at the Ran-Fair and I scarfed it down. I was like, I felt like a barbarian. I didn't care what people thought about me. I was just drunk and just eat like, munching on it. Did you ever say that you had the need for mead? I did not. Fuck. Missed opportunity. Well, March, Marching on it. Did you ever say that you have that you had the need for me? I did not miss opportunity. Well, next time. Okay. How does it compare to the Austin?

It's much bigger. I did not have fun because of this, but it was it was much bigger, but it was packed. And I think, as I was saying, I think that I heard that there's maybe like 80,000 tickets sold for that day. It was the 50th anniversary that weekend we went on of the like five, six, or like eight weekends that they do per year is the most popular weekend. So it's like 50th anniversary that, and then the HBO documentary that just came out earlier in the year, like, I was like, all right, this is a big mix of like, this weekend is probably going to be very, very

like, packed and it was so like, it was a huge place, but the lines were kind of long. And like, even the groups walking around through people was kind of hard. But still, I would, I would say I would like to go back and enjoy it. And it's a batch, much better, like, there's so much more to do than the awesome one, but I like the awesome one first. Any side quests? Of course, I got a drinking horn.

Oh yeah, drinking horns. Do they assign you a plot or you just, for set to set up your tent or just a free for all? Just a free for all. Okay. How was that magic garden? That was also cool too, because we that was part of like we just got to get away from the hustle and bustle and we just

like sitting in like this like ruined courtyard and I just if you look at like my story, I just panned around just like all of us in different things just talking to each other and it was like quiet. It was it was very, very fun, very immersive. The the fireworks show was by far the best fireworks show I've ever had. It was amazing. It. High praise. It was like never nonstop. It was like a grand finale the whole time. That's sweet. Did they have any of the willows that go up and then they did have a couple and then they also like in their arena had like fire bombs going

off like so it's like you had a close fire show and then like the fireworks in the background. Do they have sword swallowers? Yeah, I'm sure they do, but I didn't see any. Very dangerous. Yeah. I won't be doing that. No, you could though if you wanted to. Behind me. I've seen you eat hot dogs.

Yeah. Well, I usually just buy them and chew them like a normal person when I eat them. Yeah. Dylan, do you have a good bad movie of the week recommendation for a player? What's the movie over the weekend on Netflix, John. It makes my good bad movie of the week list. And it's called Hot Frosty. You guys see this on Netflix yet? No. Hot Frosty? Hot Frosty. Dave?

No, but just don't spoil it. Okay, I won't spoil it. All right, Hot Frosty is, it takes place in this quaint little... What the fuck? I don't know how to say her last name, but Lacey Schabert? You mean Gretchen Wieners? She has an absolute like ownership of every female role in these Hallmark-esque... Is that right? I don't watch enough of them. Sally has them on all the time and like she's in all of them. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, it's about this snowman that comes to life.

It's set around Christmas as you can imagine. And it's so bad that it's like, okay, I'm enjoying this. One of those like so bad that I'm gonna enjoy it movies. But Lauren Hawley, Dumb and Dumber and also the ex-wife I believe of Jim Carrey is that correct? Oh yeah I don't freaking know she looks good movie looking good April from eastbound and down is in the movie okay D mixin Craig Robinson and it's it's it's just a stupid stupid movie that it's like it's good to have on because it like it's good vibes you know one one of those he's a hot. He's a hot man that

So frosty he comes to life and he turns out He's just a hot dude and all the women in the town are just obsessing over him and just crazy horny Lauren Hawley is a horniest for him out of all of them. What's his nose made of? When he comes to life, it's just a regular human. As a snowman. I believe it's a carrot, Dave. What are his two eyes made out of? Actually, you know what? It's not because it was just a sculpted snowman that looked like a person who just came to life.

So it didn't have like a button, a button mouth or anything. Is that really a snowman then? Yeah. It was a man sculpture made of snow. A man sculpture. Yeah. It comes alive. And he's just shredded. A man sculpture. Yeah, a hot man sculpture. And he's just shredded.

And he walks around town without a shirt on because he gets real hot easily. Because he's a snowman. Because he's a snowman. Classic, classic snowman humor. It was really stupid, but it's a fun watch. There's one movie that, I don't even remember the plot, but there's one like Hallmark-esque movie on Netflix

that I watched the trailer for and was like, all right, yeah, I guess I will break my distaste for these movies and toss this in the queue. I have a real taste for these shitty movies. I don't know why, they're fun for me. I'm going up to see my parents this weekend for Thanksgiving and I think my mom and Sally are gonna run through a ton of them.

They both enjoy these and I'm just kind of dreading sitting there watching them. Tell them to check out Hot Frosty. Okay, hey, without spoiling the movie, can you give us like a two sentence synopsis of the character arc of Joe LoTruio's character, the deputy? Yeah, he's just, so Craig Robinson is like the sheriff so obviously this guy he's the deputy sheriff

He's like his little sidekick and he doesn't he doesn't have any like really funny moments Like he doesn't some of his previous roles. That's too bad. He's got a fun face. He does Yeah, did you watch did you watch Brooklyn night? Watch one episode with you in a San Diego hotel room. That wasn't Brooklyn Nine-Nine, was it? I thought we watched, I thought we hit that Seinfeld button. Nope. We watched that.

That's Andy Samberg, right? Yeah. We watched some Seinfeld, I think. Okay. Well, I could be wrong given as I scrambled my brains that night. If we ought to, man. Just the smallest amount of vape. Took me 10 minutes to find my

hotel door that was two doors down from Wells just got lost they all look the same they do they do so I gotta take a photo of your room number and so you can reference it later anyway hot frosty check it out or don't you won't miss much but if you do you'll have fun could I invite 49 guys over and watch it in my living room? Yeah, you can. You can. What's up with this guy, man? Randy, put the tweet up. Carmen Christopher or Carm to his boys tweeted ated at 11 18 p.m. Why is the Tyson Paul stream on Netflix ass? I got 49 guys in my living room a sick between all of us We got 700 K on the fight tonight. I spent 20 K on catering

Fucking good tweet 20 20 grand on catering That's a lot, man. That's $400 a head just to watch Jake or Logan. Which Paul? I don't know the fucking, I don't wanna know the difference between these two idiots. Jake Paul. We were extreme streaming guys at the show.

I was looking at live updates on the athletic noted website. But you really were. I was interested. I knew that if I had the stream up on my phone, I wasn't going to be able to watch it in the way that I wanted to and so I decided that I would just get textual updates from some random dude on the athletic and I'm really glad that I did not make a point of trying to watch this fight in any different way. I wonder if streaming it from your phone would have worked.

I had zero issue. And I watched the first couple of rounds. And then I realized this is gonna be exactly what we thought. And so let's just stop watching it and watch the rock show. I caught the last round, watched it from home and Netflix was struggling, really struggling. Like that was like, it was like a bad stream or was it just like a shitty product?

It kept it kept buffering or loading and then it would show up and then it sometimes it would have to reset and start buffering again. It was, they were overwhelmed. If someone said, hey, well, get 49 guys in your living room this weekend. I don't know how I'm going to do that. No, you're going to be a really tall task. How big is this guy's living room? I mean, if he's got 700k on the fight between all of them, you got to imagine he's working with some square footage. You got to think so. So many people and so much money. There's I hope none of them bet Tyson. Like this guy's looking for sympathy because his night with his 49 absolutes was derailed by the streaming issues.

But it's hard to feel bad for a guy when he talks about having, you know, they all have 700k in the fight and he spent 20k. Like that doesn't add much to the context here of like the streaming issue. Yeah. But just so y'all know, I got it like that. He spent 20 K on catering. Like did he have a five wagyu for the boys? Like Chateau Brianne just like coming out on platters. I don't know, man. He's karma comedian.

Yeah. Who is karma comedian? He's followed bro. Shane falls him. Damn it. Did. So did he not actually do this? I don't know.

Is this a joke tweet? It seems like there's a lot of bits going on and, Shane falls him. Damn it. So, did he not actually do this? I don't know. Is this a joke? Joke tweet? It seems like there's a lot of bits going on and I don't know enough about it. Did we just get twinked and a redheaded? Well, here's the deal. We're just not gonna clip

this one. We're not gonna get a twink and a redheaded. But again. Still, I just feel like saying forty-nine guys in my living room is gonna live on for a while whether he intended for it to or not. I've been thinking about it since yesterday. That's so. I was wondering if I've ever had that many guys in a living room. I don't think I have.

I don't think I have 49 guys in my phone that I could text right now and get a guaranteed response. Not in Austin. I could get four people to show up and I'm from Austin. How many guys could you get in your living room for an event like this? I'm going to give you one week notice. Just one week? Yep. Nine. I don't think I got 49 people to show you a one week notice. What, that just one week? Yep. Nine. I don't think I got 49 people to show up for the Kentucky Derby party and that was including kids.

By the way. And then just guys. I know, I didn't just do. What a sausage fest this was. Yeah. No chicks? No chicks? You know, sometimes fight nights.

The boys though. Sometimes fight night without the wife is fun. It was also Saturday. You know I'm a wife guy, but you know, sometimes it's fun just to get the boys together and drink some light beers. Just 40 and 49 wives at home being like, man, I'm glad that guys out of the house a little bit. There's nothing better than being in your being with 48 or 49

of your boys in the living room, walking into the kitchen to get some catering and passing one of your boys and he starts shadow boxing you. There's nothing better. Just, just tea flowing everywhere. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Randy walks by you and he just punches you in the, just T flowing everywhere. Uh huh. Randy walks by you and he just punches you in the shoulder for no reason. Uh huh. There was a reason. You were

looking scrumdily anxious. Okay. There it is. Kind of messed up. Calm. Boy, a lot of letdown people. I'm really glad that I didn't plan a night around this fight. At least they had the catering to fall back on. Shout out to catering. You can do it. If you can make a hibachi slash fight

night with forty-nine of the episodes. Oh, what if it was a 20K hibachi? You go waggler hibachi, dude. They better place the onion in my mouth. Not fling it. You want them to place it? Like it's communion? It's hibachi communion.

Okay. Which town in the US has the best hibachi? Who has like the most impressive hibachi chef? Are there any Michelin star hibachi chefs? There has to be. It gives Midwest to me for some reason. I don't know why. Randy? Sure.

Okay. I have some good hibachi at my hometown. Yeah, it's crazy to think in my hometown, I could probably go within, I think there's two hibachi in my hometown. Yeah, it's crazy to think in my hometown, I could probably go within, think there's two hibachi places in Northwest Indiana within like 20 minutes of my house. And like, I can't go anywhere in Austin really. If TGI Friday has a bartending championship, then Benny Hanna needs to have a hibachi championship.

That has to exist. Vegas has to have the best hibachi in the United States. That's the answer, you're right. I just, I'm doing a scroll right now and I'm just seeing like a, I'm on mashed.com. Says the absolute best hibachi restaurants in the United States. And while there's some in New York, Seattle,

numerous locations, et cetera, you gotta think that Vegas just has some ridiculous shit going on. I've never had hibachi, I hope to one day. Imagine you have like a backyard, it's fully turfed, and you have like, you set up four just large tables in a square, and you have one big hibachi girl in the center, and you have like four chefs going,

and you're treating 49 of the loots. Was it 50, including this guy? I think so. Okay, so you got 50 people, 50 mouths that you're flinging shrimp into. 50 of them. That's a great night. That's my kind of night actually.

And I just know that that restaurant took a beating. Just pea splatter everywhere. Do you bring in like a, like a high end, if you're already spending that kind of money, you bring a high end trailer, water body. Maybe. Like you have a priority access at the golf tournament.

Like a nice wedding, outdoor wedding. They got the, you know, you have to walk up a couple steps. But it's air conditioned. It's air conditioned. You know, if you got a Mondo, you're gonna be safe. Yeah. I put a photo of Sally and I above our toilet

in our downstairs bathroom so that when people are in there, they think about it. They think about it. They're like, I can't ruin this right now. You know what I think about when I look at that photo? I think about your feet, because there's all those rocks. Yeah.

And you're standing on them like, I wonder if Will's feet hurt. Yeah, there were a lot of rocks on that beach. It's a great photo. Yeah. And you're standing on. I'm like, I wonder if Will's feet hurt. Yeah. There were a lot of rocks on that beach. It's a great photo. A lot of rocks. No. Okay. No, I grew up doing that. We're good. I also have aura. Okay. Speaking of actually, can we talk about aura frames real quick? The best gifts ever. There's ad copy here. I don't want to read it.

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don't have that. I'm not a ball knower when it comes to UFC. Go ahead, Dylan. Yeah. So there's this UFC fight. John Jones, Bones Jones. You hear about this guy? That's the only one I know about because he kicks the shit out of some dude's rib cage and destroyed him. Uh, some dude, I don't know. I don't know who he fought. Is uh, is Steve, Steve, he fucked him up. Yeah, it was a big fight. It was it was Bones.

Last fight. No, he's going to maybe fight again. We'll see. It's definitely steep as last fight. This is a fight that was about two, three years in the making. I don't even know. I think I don't thinkipe had fought since like COVID.

But anyway, Stipe widely regarded as the goat heavyweight. But yeah, so it was kind of like a legacy fight in a way for John Jones, who's widely regarded as like the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And it wasn't much of a fight. It's very clear that Stipe wasn't the same guy and John Jones is much better but he had a mountain to climb and it was Stipe. It's good. You deserve more than that. That was really good. Thank you. As is the case with most big UFC fights these days, who's who of American influencers were

there. You had star-studded cast of UFC fighters in attendance watching and Brannon Chicken Fry. Was she there? yeah real close okay you also had donald trump oh yeah with his dangerous knights crew which included elon rfk kid rock dana white was rolling with them which when you know you know you're balling at a ufc event when you got dana white by's the usual cast of characters there. The real story is not what they did at the fight

outside of Elon trying to over-laugh to show Trump memes on noted social platform X. But there was a photo of them on what I assume is, is this just a normal like rich man private plane or does he get access to Air Force one? That does not that's not Air Force one that is Air Force 1.5. Okay. Okay Well, they're eating McDonald's. Um

Any thoughts on RFK eating McDonald's with a full sugar coke next to him It I love that if you zoom in on his face, he looks really uncomfortable, like, oh fuck. He's like, don't take this photo. This isn't gonna look good. Like I'm already widely panned for this panel or the panel cabinet position. Zoom in.

Someone do, they zoomed in on him and cropped everybody out and they put the- The mad mask? No, they put the Grand Theft Auto font and it said busted over the picture. And it was pretty funny. Can you zoom in on Elon's meal? Oh, we're zooming in on Elon's.

Do you wanna talk about the tangy barbecue sauce or the sweet and sour sauce, Dave? Neither. It appears as though he's got a 10-nug selection here. My biggest issue with what's going down on this plane is the fact that Elon has pre-ketch up his fries. Oh no. And that is just a wild move.

Did he really? Oh, he did. Anyone who takes the time to undo the packet and squirt it on their fries and then eat the fry as opposed to having ketchup to dip it in? You get ketchup all over your fingers. It's a weird, weird move. It's a crazy move. Do you think, Elon puts out major vibes of a guy who will put the ketchup packet in his

mouth and suck the rest out. That's so gross. That's just graceful behavior. It's facts though. Why did he do that? You're right. Shout out to my buddy, Keith, who, uh, late night eating, uh, after the bars, we'd go to what a burger and he would just pump the ketchup pump on the tray,

but not even on like the part that has like the little paper place mat. Just straight to the tray. He would grab a handful of fries and just caveman it through. It was one of the more disgusting things. And that- Oh my God. That is far more egregious than what's going on here, but still this is weird, dude. You don't do that. And the fact that the fries are still very much

in the fry container. Yeah. Yeah. Doing it in the fry container is even crazier to me. It's just bizarre. I can't like if somebody on a normal flight just has like McDonald's next to me. I'm like, why are you doing this? Like if I had if I owned a private jet Air Force 1.5, there's no way that I'm letting my lutes eat McDonald's in there. It's gonna smell

like that for days. What contacts am I missing here? What's the McDonald's play? Trump loves McDonald's. Okay. Like he loves it. He apparently eats it all the time. If you use that last year of eligibility that you have and you go win a natty or you go pro in something and you go to the white house to meet Trump in the next four years, you're getting McDonald's.

It's something about that name. It's American. It is American. I mean, I love McDonald's. It's something about that name. It's American. It is American. I mean, I love McDonald's. Don't get me wrong. Sally got a 20 piece nugs last night after her flight. And I was very jealous. That does sound good.

Usually we split those. You look delightful. And anyone who's like going at Elon, like if you really think he's gonna do something about McDonald's, you don't know America and you don't know the history of the Kennedy family. If you think McDonald's gonna do something about McDonald's? You don't know America and you don't know the history of the Kennedy family. If you think McDonald's is gonna let him slide, if he tries to do anything that affects their business in any way whatsoever, buddy, check the history.

It's not gonna end well for him. So I think McDonald's is safe. Are you getting on a flight with someone who has the last name Kennedy? He's made it this far. Is JD Vance punching air from his couch? Oh, you didn't get that invite. Like if I'm JD, I'm like, why am I not on this plane? Why am I not at this event? Can they be together? Never thought about that. It's a good, it's a valid question actually. Number one and number two?

Pre? I mean, if you think the dude's bathroom was going through it with 49 dudes in his living room, I can't imagine what the tiny ass bathroom on this plane was like when these guys got done with their McDonald's. Has Elon left Trump's side since the auction night? Rumors on the street are that he's just bumping around Mar-a-Lago, he won't leave. No just won't leave like he's just chilling

Kai Trump, which is I believe is Trump jr's daughter Is calling him uncle Elon now because he's just always around I think I think they're just absolute I think they're just lutes now, dude Should I ask a question? She's a great golf swing, by the way. Can I ask a question? Of the four, who do you least want to follow after the bathroom has been locked for six minutes? Trump. Is it the orange man? Yeah, I think it is.

Okay. It could be Elon. Yeah, it's definitely that side of the table. That's Don Jr., right? That's, yeah. Something about him just screams Mondo. Yeah. And I can see him being proud of it too.

Yeah, like he walks out, like raising the roof. But you know Elon's taking his time in there. He's on the, he's fucking looking at memes. Oh, he's meanin'. Oh yeah. He's laughing at the worst memes you can imagine. He's retweeting things that just say cool or true Wow The worst or concerning a game concerning the guy who owns the platform is the worst quote tweeter you have ever seen

He's one word quote tweeter That's so that's so lazy. It is bad. He does it all the time. Do you guys have any thoughts on? our make America healthy again guy buying some Zen? Fuck, that's so sick. I saw someone say, well, at least we know that Zens are safe moving forward. He's not going to get rid of Zens. No. Facts.

Because he partakes himself. Facts. I mean, I get it. That's a dope photo. Honestly, if you're going to snipe me, I want this to be what you snipe me doing. Yeah, it's a good snipe. That's going to be my profile photo if you snipe me doing that. He's sharply dressed.

It's like he knew they were out there. He's got the readers on his forehead. I need Derek Guy to break down this suit. There's a little too much scrunch in the shoulder. He's jacked. Yeah, he is. He got that off the rack. You think he texted the boys, like, he's like, check this shit out. I'm about to I got to

get the dopest photo off. Yeah, it'd be cool if he just did a photo of if he was taking a photo of this and send it was loose. You leave in a bodega? I think so. Okay, I think so. Is he wearing a black undershirt? I think he is which is swagless. What's going on? Can't be doing that. Who's doing this? Or does he just have the thickest chest hair of all time? He works out in jeans and no shirt It's just it's just a look

Do you think they're vibing to music on this plane ride home? Yeah rock. Yeah You can't put Elon in charge of music, right? No. No, you'd have a bunch of computer noises coming out of the aux You give it to all right coming out of the aux. You give the aux to RFK. Yeah, RFK's probably got some playlists. Because I mean, say what you want about them, but like you gotta have a good soundtrack when you're going to Choppa Whale's head off

that's 90 miles away. True. Something that just calms everybody down. I mean, if you're racing to Peter Luger's steakhouse with a bear in your trunk, you gotta be listening to some guitar solos. If you just finished a day of falconry, you got tasty tunes on the aux

when you get back in the whip, right? Like, you know his Spotify raft is gonna be Huey Lewis in the news and everything else after. He's a Springsteen guy, I feel like. Definitely a Springsteen guy. Yep, he was born to run. Yeah. For president. Sure. And fail. But. Find a cush cabinet. Did Kid Rock take this photo? What's he doing? They're giving him too

much access. Kid Rock? Yeah. Would you see he got appointed a cabinet position? Head of the liquor cabinet. Oh, dude, that's so sick. He fucking drinks, dude. Apparently it's a real problem. Apparently he's been trying to quit. Is that true? Yeah, it's not gone well for him, clearly. Well then his new cabinet position is not gonna help.

I just don't see him being confirmed. Like he's not gonna pass scrutiny. True. Hey, Dave, how's Yellowstone going this season? Oh, fuck. Forgot we're doing this. Well, I'm too deep. I'm so mad at y'all secretly, and it's not y'all's fault, but I'm mad that y'all aren't still watching the show because there was a time like three years ago, maybe longer. You guys would talk about the show and I was on the outside.

I was looking in, I could see through you, see your true colors. And now I'm watching it. And you guys are so fucking out that I'm just out here by my my wife's not even watching it No, dude. She's not watching it without cost her I'm gonna give away some spoilers Dylan and If you are not caught up Then I suggest fast-forwarding, but you know what? It's not gonna matter because the show is The show is giving up and I love, that's what I love about it.

It's so clear. If you can go into the show knowing like, look, we've given up. This is a payday. We've moved on to land man. We're doing that now. That's what you should be watching. Costner is gone. Do you want to know what happened to Costner in the show? Yeah. Does everybody want to know? Yeah. Um, yeah, I want to. Can I guess? He got abstained.

Oh, really? Allegedly. We don't know, but he is dead. He either committed suicide or was suicided. Well, he was on a lot. He definitely didn't do it to himself. In this show, that's what happened? Yeah.

What? He's been killed. I thought you were going to say, like, they threw him off like a cliff. Well, they don't, and it's so cheap how they do it, too No, they throw everybody else off a cliff though. Yeah, they're still doing that by the way Oh the train station anything ever come from that girl that Jamie murdered Dude they're all murderers fuck you Jamie they all belong in prison

Beth is like happy Thanksgiving Beth. Fuck you Jay. I hope you fucking die. They all belong in prison. Everyone. Beth is like, hey, happy Thanksgiving, Beth. **** you, Jay. I hope you **** die. We all hate you. We want you to die. I hope you choke on the wishbone. Beth doesn't like Jamie still. In fact, she really doesn't like him now but

the show has become like part episode one. There's like 30 minutes of cowboy porn and not like the kind you'd find at like the saloon. It is just, all right, here's Rip working the horses, working the cattle. Here's the guys, oh, by the way, we have a setting change. Rip and a number of the ranch hands are down in Texas,

Panhandle Way, Four Six's Ranch range they're out there and Lloyd and a couple guys are back up at the ranch holding it down and so you just get a lot of like People who are just watching for the scenery and to like feel cowboy things you get a lot of that Okay, killing a lot of time just watching them move the cat on and that kind of shit, which is fine, but Not a lot of moving along the plot You're also getting some forced a lot of force narrative stuff Taylor Sheridan really likes

Reminding you that the ranching lifestyle is going away But he does it in like a very forced way where it's like he'll take character A who is like a character of like a common activist liberal who doesn't understand the cowboy way and asks like a very obvious question and then you have Rip like answer it in like a way that shuts them down. And he points out that, and it can always be like this, we're gonna have to evolve.

And it's just very like, okay, it's a little bit, it's a little forced. That being said, I'm still watching. How does Taylor Sheridan have time to write all this shit? I don't know. He's loved doing AI tools. He might be. There's no way he's just sitting around

grinding like this. It feels like he's kind of melded in with Yellowstone though. He's doing way he's just sitting around grinding like this. It feels like he's kind of melded in with Yellowstone though. He's doing bad. Doobie facts. He's basically like placating himself and like his buddies I feel like. Where he can like poke fun at like hippies. Like can you believe people are still watching this?

And also like let everybody know that like, dude I'm not just writing a show about cowboys, like I fucking know it, I'm the real deal. So I'm watching now, I've committed,boys like I fucking know it. I'm the real deal. So I'm watching now. I've committed I took an oath here. I am so I'm not gonna do updates every week Cuz they would all end up like this and people be like, alright, we get it the show sucks, but you're watching but Hey, I'm gonna move on to land man starting that this week land man looks good. It good. Some of the reviews weren't great, but I will always give the guy who did Sicario a chance. So Taylor Sheridan has earned my business.

Sicario. So thank you for indulging. Okay. Dave, before we get to your read of the week, do you mind if I speak to our friends over at Joy Mode? Please do. I think I speak for most men when I say that we all just want to have better sex. Is that fair?

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Have they found all the monkeys? So I was a little bummed. Any time monkeys get released into the wild on accident, it's kind of a bummer that I can't be here to talk it out with the lutes. We had fun talking it out. Well, just eight monkeys remained free from the group who more than a week ago

broke out of a South Carolina compound that breeds the primates for medical research. Started at 43, right? Yeah. Covered 35 of them. Yeah. If they go 43 for 43, then I feel like that's pretty good. Do you think there's any way that they take some monkeys

that didn't escape and they try to act like they're bringing them back so that people don't get worried that there's just monkeys out there? Is there, is it possible that some of these have passed away out in the wild somehow? Just got got by some kind of predator? I would assume that there's some people in South Carolina that own guns that might shoot a monkey if they see it.

Can't find food? Someone pointed out, a listener reached out and said, this area is extremely remote and very much like, like they can't, there's only a very small portion of the wooded part of the state that they can't leave or that they can be around. I worded that really shittily Basically, they got nowhere to go because there's water around what if it's like a babe pig in the city kind of situation

Like what if they like what if they just find their way to a city and then what I don't know They live with Ross in his apartment start riding the subway. I cried on that episode in his apartment. Start riding the subway. I cried on that episode. You did? You had to get the fucking monkey away. In the fake documentary last night, someone takes the dude's dog

and hangs it outside of his house. That shit hit me. Can't do that shit. I know, it hit me deep. And I was like really sad for this dude that his dog had just gotten murdered only to find out that it was all fictitious. That would have made me feel a lot better

about watching it. That's actually fair. But in the documentary, they had a dude talking and they're like, yeah, that was the most messed up part of the documentary makers that they actually took out their cameras and filmed that. And I was like, damn, they're even criticizing the documentary makers in this.

Like this is realistic. That's all fake. Glad that dog's alive though. Are these things dangerous? No. I know there was chimp talk. Like if they were chimps, then we'd be worried. We talk chimps.

Yeah, we like to. Chimping ain't easy. People say that. It's necessary. They're dangerous, man. I saw a wild monkey in Japan. Just out and about? When we were driving down the road, it was just on the side of the road, just chilling on like a median.

It's cool. You get an energy about you when you see a monkey out. Sure. Isn't there one on 6th Street all the time? Probably drugged up. Like a performer one, like the people with the snakes. Yeah, like the dude just walked around with a monkey on his shoulder.

I wouldn't know. I don't go down there anymore. Come on. Des Bryant used to have a monkey So did the special teams coach for the University of Texas still has one I believe yeah, Jeff Banks Yeah, I bet a kid better kid on Halloween on Halloween pole assassin pole assassin who he is now married to She actually used to dance at Divas really? No, I made that up. She used to dance, right? That's the name. You don't get Really? No, I made that up. Is she used to dance, right?

That's the name. You don't get the nickname pole assassin without working a pole, baby. You can assassinate a pole in a different way. You can just set it up and Fair. Wait, are you talking about Divas, Austin's number one BYOB men's club?

BYOB? That's not a good sign. You can bring your own beer David. BYOB means it's eighteen and up, right? Correct. I don't know. I'm there. I'm on their Instagram right now. Who's running their social? Um I don't know. A weird amount of

followers. Four thousand. No one I've no one I know follows it though. I don't know if it means that because it might but in in Chicago there's a lot of like restaurants that are BYOB but they do that to skirt the like liquor license laws so they they can you can drink on property but you can't serve so maybe it's the same thing with that hmm I always serve Luke's okay

you want my internet read of the I do I do want internet read of the week? I do. I do want your read of the week, David. I enjoy the twist here. Did you look at it? I did. You told me to skim the read of the week and I skimmed the read of the week. This is from the LA Times. Crypto godfather of Bel Air probe widens into LA deputies alleged links to mogul mogul what's that well we've got a crypto currency entrepreneur and um

he's been busted he's apparently uh been running some sort of uh underground organized crime, allegedly, it's all alleged, but conspiracy, extortion, and it's being alleged that he has used members of the LA County Sheriff's Office to carry out some of his criminal bidding. So basically using them as security. Kind of sick. It's very dope. If you can get the police on your side,

that means you're a hitter. It's giving training day-ish type stuff. I didn't know you'd like to get wet. Yeah, exactly. It's worth the read, but there's one thing that I did not see coming. I would have read this anyway, but then I saw that this was a part of it.

The guy's name, Adam Eza, he's but not guilty and he's trying to avoid remaining in jail before his trial because of a procedure he had, a medical issue. What is that medical issue? This fucking guy used his crypto money to get cosmetic leg lengthening surgery with the rods. the medical issue. Uh this used his crypto money to get cosmetic leg lengthening surgery with the rods that that procedure. Oh my god. The

**** it's super painful one. The one that takes like a year to like fully set in. Didn't they say it was like $65,000 to get this? Yeah. I mean, wow. Counterpoint. Maybe he had a lot of pants that were like thirty-four thirty-four and he just wanted to, you know, stop having to get him hemmed. I just feel like there's a better way to find pants that fit. Like a tailor.

Yeah, or just buy short pants. Roll them up a little bit. Yeah, something like that. Thirty-two. As opposed to getting your legs lengthened. I don't know. Sometimes you gotta get both your legs broken and extended. That's what's hidden cost when your legs lengthened. I don't know. Sometimes you gotta get both your legs broken and extended. That's what's hidden cost when your legs extended. You gotta buy all new pants. So, did Dan just get like he did he

not have enough for both? So, he just hit one. Okay. They did. They did rearrange Dan's leg incorrectly when he was a child. Yeah, he said it's like like three degrees off or something. It's it's. I feel like everybody has a foot that's a little bit off or something. I feel like everybody has a foot

that's a little bit off or something. You know, you got like a hip imbalance or one that's a little tighter and you kind of get the foot points out a little bit. Cosmetic leg lengthening surgery can add anywhere from two to six inches to your height. Six? Six is crazy.

Six is too much, you're gonna look weird. Apparently it's excruciating. Well, listen to this. His attorney told the judge, we're dealing with a 24 year old kid who has a ticking time bomb in his leg. Meaning what? Meaning like, hey, my client cannot remain in jail

because his legs, like he's in excruciating pain. Oh. Maybe he has domes. They break the legs. Yeah. Do they break your shins? Or is it a femur play? Don't they have?

I think they have to slowly separate the bones. I might be totally wrong here so they can insert the lengthening part. It's me. Nobody's touching my money. Right, right. I want him to break both. I know that's more painful, but I don't want to have crazy long femurs and tiny ass bottom halves. the crazy long femurs and like tiny ass like bottom halves. Those guys really high cut. He's just all, all thigh. His doctor was the premier number one leg lengthening surgeon in the world. This is the guy.

Oh yeah. You want longer legs? That's I know who to go to. Yeah. I want to know more about this surgery and what it all entails. I think you described it pretty well. Is that how they do it? I think.

Fucking crazy. I might do it, dude. I hate being 511 and three quarters. Like your muscles and it's got to lengthen out in order to fit the extra bone in there. What's the point of that height? Six is a lot. Can you imagine me just being six six. Yeah, my legs broken Six five and three-quarters, but you have to walk around for a long time with these like big contraptions on your legs and just

Like if you said it's been walking with a limp forever. It's true. He's got all the respect When says diddy documentary coming out? I think it already did. No, it was weirdly like something happened really quickly. We'd be watching that already. I just feel like you're gonna look really weird. You're not gonna be able to add muscle. That's the issue. You're gonna have chicken legs.

It's impossible to add size to your legs. It is. Thank you, Randy. Especially if you suffer from DOMS. This guy just walks around with DOMS every day of his life. I was watching the all 22 yesterday and Dylan was just getting exposed in the group text for having tiny ass legs. I have to have this conversation with our friend intern Klein a few times a year I have to have this conversation with our friend intern Klein a few times a year about adding mass to legs and how it in my opinion it's just it's difficult to do like you're pre you're predisposed to have skinny legs or thick legs. I'd say that too if I had tiny ass legs. I got these thick boys dude because I work them out every day. Right. Every day is leg day in my world. It's true.

Fucking Klein. I got breaking news based off what you just said, Dave. See these? You see these hands? Paper. I got paper hands right now. Sold your crypto? Oh, I've sold about three fourths of my Doge

and my Bitcoin. There you go. Did you buy an expensive ass sword that you had to cover? No, I did it like 20 minutes. It's over 90 now Yeah, that's that's why I did it. I'm not touching that shit. Oh, I'm taking I don't care if it goes to 200 or 0 I'm holding on dude. I Don't have much in this life. That's crazy Well, Randy, what if it just keeps going dog? Well, I didn't sell all of it, but I sold all right. All right fair enough

It might still keep going that's soft, dude What if it just keeps going, dog? Well, I didn't sell all of it, but I sold. All right, all right, fair enough. It might still keep going. That's soft, dude. Very Ren fair of you though. Not a lot of people during the Renaissance had crypto holdings. Yeah, I'm just getting rid of my earthly possessions. You should. You know, it's digital and not actual.

I think you should go full Renaissance, dude. You should convert everything to shillings like Kurt yeah buddy sock and all hell yeah he's got some bad takes right probably Bitcoin has gone up 20,000 percent since it hit the market I need to do something for my loot that I convinced not to buy it 100. Everybody knows somebody that had a chance. $100. Yes. I was like, you're an idiot, dude.

You're buying this fake currency. What are you thinking? I shamed him out of doing it. Everybody has a buddy or a buddy's buddy that like had a chance to own like two Bitcoin back like 15 years ago or whatever and didn't do it. I kind of get where you're coming from, Will. I'm glad NFTs did not take off.

I'm glad that everyone was logically like, sure, no, like they had to, yeah, this is stupid. I always thought that the dumbest shit. How did people get in on Bitcoin when it first came out? Like, how'd you even find out about this shit? I don't know. There's that story the dude was talking to the wrong people. There's a dude who bought like a pizza with like a Bitcoin.

I know. Like that's crazy. Yeah, I'll tell you probably Silk Road a lot There's probably a lot of very rich drugies now because they use the this so I have a I have a I have a loot in my Life who has a decent amount of Bitcoin and like part of me doesn't want it to go up too much Cuz I don't want him to like stray away from me. I'm like dude if this keeps going up He's gonna like never talk to me again. He's going to be hanging out with like hitters. How much does he have? I don't know.

He won't tell me, but I've been told it's a non-significant amount. I think the Silk Road guy is going to get pardoned. Really? Like actually he's com I think he has come committed to the orange man has committed to pardoning him. Did you see's telling somebody. Weren't they making a movie on that? Did it come out?

I think it's out. I think it's a documentary that's not fictitious. But there could be an actual movie. I'll look it up. Based on a true story. We should definitely just watch it and see if it's a real documentary. I need someone in the world to have watched this

diary of a hooligan and just let me know that I'm not the biggest dumb ass ever. I watched on Halloween right around then I watched an alien abduction, three part deal on Netflix. I almost watched that, but I decided not to. The New York City one. New York City? It sucks.

Okay. And it's, you don't really get any kind of clarity. Actually, I think when I saw it because it was suggested to me on Netflix, I think I told Chelsea Dave's gonna watch this. He loves this shit. It was a waste of time. Yeah, came out in 2021. Okay, it's got six out of ten on MBD. I'm not gonna watch it. Shall we? Bye.