Circling Back - Lip Biting at The Sway House

Episode Date: October 21, 2020

We had the absolute delight of finally being able to go in on Tiktok sensation Bryce Hall and the rest of the Sway House. We also discuss the new electric Hummer and break down our potential weekends before finishing off with Brett's Breaking News about asteroids, words, and Zoom cranks. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:40) Sway House Tiktok Vape Fight (49:18) Electric Hummers (1:00:11) This Weekend in Fun (1:11:22) Brett’s Breaking News (Zoom Calls, Words, and Asteroids) Poncho: www.ponchooutdoors.com (FREE hat with order) Sun Basket: www.sunbasket.com/steam (STEAM for $35 off) Stamps: www.stamps.com (click microphone and use CIRCLINGBACK for 4-week trial PLUS free postage) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defriest my right david ruff i actually i'm gonna yield my introduction time so randy can continue with whatever he was doing before we started recording this podcast today. Randy's on one today. Unbelievable. I like it. I like it. I enjoy it. We need to bring him down a peg or two.

Randy has played Call of Duty until 4 a.m. and then just loaded up on coffee vibes. Dude, that's a good call. That's such a fun ride for about 45 minutes until it ends, and then it's not a fun ride. When you're kind of in the delirious, infused stage you didn't get like you got like two hours sleep maybe you got a little booze in your system still i don't know maybe you drink you okay dave i'm fine you gotta talk to us no no no i'm fine i'm i'm uh primed for recovery today digs and strain but there was a conversation going on and randy's doing this bit. I'm the only one listening. I'm looking.

I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. And he continues with the bit. And Dylan glanced over, and no one acknowledged it but me. And I was like, Randy, I don't know what you're doing. It just kept going. He wouldn't stop. Being ignored did not slow him down whatsoever. I respect your commitment to the bit.

Now I have to know what it was. If you don't mind like slacking me the the origin of said bit and randy what's up dylan dork dylan shimry up in here excuse me hey guys happy to be here i um i feel really good about the episode we haven't recorded it yet dylan no about you know it's about to happen i feel good about what's about to happen in this next hour or so what's yet to come david come on dude wow but yeah i'm thrilled the topics on the slate today are fun why haven't you brought me a nitro cold brew yo i've asked you twice if i can have a nitro cold brew and you're like yeah dude i'll bring you one like what's up are you do you are you out of tanks so no no i got that i'm tanked up dog i got i got the gas i'm a little worried because you said you said it so hard last week i wasn't sure if you went home and like started

huffing or something no i um i'll make you some the thing is i don't have... To make cold brew, it's a 24-hour process. And yes, you've given me 24 hours of notice, but yeah, I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay. I just want to see how legit this is. I can't prep it for tomorrow. Talking about the nitro thing? Yeah. A lot of people are saying you can't taste any difference whatsoever.

Wow. David, just wait. Dude, it hits hard, too. It's awesome. Like what? Compared to something that hits hard? it's awesome like what compared to something that hits hard like my right fit my right fist in your face nice all right you've never landed a punch in your life somewhat disagree oh you did beat the out of some nerd didn't you he wasn't a nerd but uh yeah you know I'd like I like that clarification I'm one I'm one to know

man the 36 year old clarification he wasn't a nerd he was super popular he's cool I didn't But, yeah. I like that clarification. I'm 1-0, man. The 36-year-old clarification. No, he wasn't a nerd. He was super popular. He was cool. I didn't say he was popular, but he wasn't a nerd. Okay. How much could he bench? Not as much as me.

Speaking of bench, we've got Brett Scarryman in here as well. How much? Okay, so I only have a Smith machine in my apartment, Jim. The broad shoulders on it. I know. You notice how broad his shoulders are? Not until now. He's super wide.

Shouts to Grandpa Sid, RIP. He had wide-ass shoulders. Yeah. He played basketball in Niagara. Big dude. Shouts to Sid. Oh, Niagara. Ever since someone noted in the comments

that I have the rare smaller shoulder ratio than my waist, I've kind of ignored looking at other people's shoulders. That's mean. Yeah. They're right. I don't have ignored looking at other people's shoulders. That's mean. Yeah. They're right. I don't have a big shoulder frame. You could.

Just get you a couple kettlebells. No, I feel like I could build muscle on them, but I don't have the bone structure to have built-out shoulders. I do. I just don't take advantage of it. Some people just don't have the frame. I've got small hips.

My dad, at an early age, he sat me down and he was like, Will, I don't have conversations frame. Like, I've got small hips. My dad, at an early age, he sat me down, and he was like, Will, I don't have conversations like this very often with you, but we need to talk about your future. And he explained to me that instead of going into construction like I wanted, that I needed to go into podcasting because my shoulder went. You wanted to go into construction? I did, yeah.

You wanted to work the jackhammer? Mm-hmm. Hell yeah. Let's go. He said, let me tell you a secret about your father's shoulders. Go straight. I don't know how that one goes, I don't think. It's not?

I don't think so. Oh, okay. So I'm putting up reps on this Smith Machine bench press. You know why they have that, right? So you don't kill yourself? Yes. Yeah. It's a liability thing.

Absolutely. It sucks. I don't know what to enter in my app. I'm doing 135 for a shit ton of reps, but that doesn't count. What are you doing? Smith machine. Why are you doing shit in your app? What are you talking about? Because I'm trying to get lean, Dylan.

He's just tracking the amounts. You're tracking? Yeah, I'm tracking. I might be over next-gen stats for working out at this point. Why? Because you spend more time looking at them than you do working out like I do? 100%. Not even close. My third most used app.

My most used apps go Instagram, Twitter, Whoop. It's on my home bar. It's on your home bar? Yeah. That's dedication to the game. Look at Swag. I might need to do that as well. Text, phone, ring, Whoop.

What's on everyone's home bar? What's on your home bar? I just put up big boy weights, man. My home bar? I could see Dylan, even though Dylan uses a Gmail app, and I know he uses a Gmail app, I could see him still having the regular mail app in his home bar just because he hasn't moved it yet. I'm looking at Dylan's Snapchat, Telegram, Spotify. Cyberdust.

I have the phone. Oh, I didn't know All In fans had an app. I have the phone icon, the calendar, which I never use. Google Calendar, which I never use. That's really insane that you have something that you don't use on there. Safari and Apple Music. That is so whack. Safari?

You're whack, bitch. Apple Music for Dylan's faves? Yeah, you can find Dylan's faves in there. I've never seen this before. Is it public? No, no, no. If I had Apple Music, can I search Dylan's faves? It's actually Dylan faves.

Brett, what do you have? Well, here's the thing. I have Safari, Messages, Phone, Mail. But I'm an email boy, so I actually use that. Yeah, it's understandable. I have strategically in my thumb zone, which is above my home bar, my thumb zone is Twitter, Snap, Spotify, and the Gram. Okay.

What's in your thumb zone, Dylan? That's the power area, right? Right. Like where your thumb spends the most time. Twitter, Instagram. Oh, mine's trash, then. I need to change that. Circling back, Reddit.

The Watch Media folder. Oh, you have a folder. What's in there, dude? I've gotten rid of folders. In there, we got Slack. Just take up more time. Scanner app. Patreon. Some QuickBooks shit. Google Docs. Stuff like that. dude. I've gotten rid of folders. In there, we got Slack, scanner app, Patreon,

some QuickBooks shit, Google Docs, stuff like that. What's our QuickBooks looking like these days? It's pretty standard stuff. I kind of wish we didn't talk about this, just so we could take screenshots of our home screens and just ask people who do you think is who? If I could write a column for PGP back in the day, that would be my column.

I'd be like, send me your home screens, and I want to roast them. I've got phone, messages, Spotify, and camera. You've got to have a quick trigger with the camera. You never know when something's going to pop off. Oh, I hate that. You want to submit something to Worldstar. In Thumb Zone, I have Whoop. I feel like Dave is having a moment here.

Dave's currently just reading. No, I just saw your screen. The Thumb Zone is really throwing me for a loop because my thumb zone is very, very bad. What is it, dude? It's whatever the home app is. It's the wallet. Okay, now this makes sense. My social folder, which is social media.

Yikes. And then Apple Music, which I don't even use. I'm about to move TikTok to my home bar because announcement, I'm moving in with the Sway Boys. Yeah? Yeah, Sway House. You a Sway Boy? Yeah, I'm a Sway Boy now. Before we get too deep into the Sway Boys, let's get some programming notes out of the way.

First and foremost, go follow Circling Back Pod on Instagram. Add me on the group. Leave a review and five-star rating. We did some review reads on Monday's episode. I think they were pretty nice. Every Tuesday and Friday, and now Wednesday, aka today, we're doing Patreon stuff.

Yesterday was spooky season. You can email spooky at washmedia.com or you can go to the form. It's a Google form. No. Go fill that out. We've got one episode left.

Let's make it a good one. Also, yeah, Bachelor today. I can't wait. To be honest, I wish we could come in on Wednesdays and just do Bachelor first because I'm just so excited to talk about it. I've got some things to say. I can't wait. To be honest, I wish we could come in on Wednesdays and just do Bachelor first

because I'm just so excited to talk about it. I've got some things to say. I'll tell you that right now. That's good because we're literally hosting a podcast. People are going to want to listen. Okay. Am I crazy or was the Bachelor used to be on Mondays, right? Yeah, but Monday Night Football.

It's never been during football season. Got it. Never been during football season. They're smart. We're also doing Happy Hour Live tonight. If you have any dope Halloween setups, we're not talking car pumpkins. We're talking front yard. Let me see your front yard.

Inside. If you've got a spooky living room, I think that qualifies. Does it not? Anything. I want to see your backyard. I want to see your front yard. You can have a car pumpkin as part of the situation. Sure.

What if someone's got an arm hanging out of the trunk of their car? That's dope. Dude, no one's doing that. But imagine if they did. I saw somebody with a spider all over their hood and windshield. I was like, that's just not safe. I went into the DMs last night because I saw we had an unread one, and I actually read. I clicked into it, and it was a guy's living room and all the decorations.

And I didn't remember that we were doing this for Wednesday's episode. I thought he was just trying to get me to gas up his living room and I was just like very sick then I realized like an hour later I was like oh yeah

we're kind of doing that if you're going to kill someone and stuff them in your trunk make sure you put the arm all the way in how do you not remember

to put the arm in otherwise you're just going to get caught really fast someone in Yellowstone would do this which I finished by the way they'd be like

that's how they would get caught murdering someone you didn't put the arm in what are you doing? Dylan, I might just record an entire Patreon episode of me just asking Dylan questions about Yellowstone Season 3, because the amount of loose ends that they are just refusing

to tie up is insane. This show's exhausting. The writing is just... Come on. Come on. I got a guy a street over who has Pennywise, the clown, tied around one of his trees. Like a life-size Pennywise.

That's awesome. No, not hanged, but just tied to it. Does he have the balloon too? The red balloon? No balloon. I bet he's going to add that. But it's honestly like- You should add 99 of them.

99 red balloons. Brad and I just racing for that one. The song ended the Cold War. One of the creepier of the horror movie villains, scary guys. There's a clown. Everybody's got the clown thing. He's in a sewer. Right?

And he turns into a spider. Is that it? The only Pennywise I've fucked with is that Warped Tour. Yeah, same thing. Dude, they put on a good show. Final announcements. Twitch. Twitch.tv slash Watch Media. Yesterday we got spooky. I don't even know what that's called on a good show. Final announcements. Twitch, twitch.tv slash watchmedia. Yesterday we got spooky.

I don't even know what that's called on Call of Duty. What was it called? Zombie Royale or something. Hell yeah. We went full zombie yesterday. The sun went down and the zombies came out. It was for dance. It was tight.

Tomorrow's throwback Thursday. We'll see. I might lobby to do some Mario Kart. I've been missing it. It's the only one I can win at this point. Dave just ran train on everybody on NBA Jam the other day. God, I really did. Dylan, what happened to you, man?

You used to be okay at that game. He was literally never okay. He's actually gotten better. Sometimes Mitch just gets cold, man. No, he doesn't. Bill Ambeer just ended Dylan's career with a shot hurt around the – He gets all the boards. I got pretty hot after that, honestly, though.

Nothing makes Dylan more mad than when he can't get a rebound in NBA Jam. It's a glitch, and it's really frustrating. Like, just grab the ball. It's going through your chest. Like, how do you not grab it? And then Isaiah will just run in there real fast and just grab it and sprint off for a little deuce. I'm glad to see that you're not harvesting any resentment

towards an NBA Jam video game. I don't like to lose that game, man. Final thing. Go head over to Roback, roback.com. Use promo code Stella20. Dylan, can you describe just in a very brief way the pullover that I gifted you the other day? Oh my gosh. I got

compliments on it. Actually, I wore it to Little Woodrow's. When you sent? It was unseasonably not cold enough.'s probably season for here seasonable seasonable i respect you for powering through it though but my gosh that thing is so comfortable it's it's so comfortable i almost how do they do it even though it was too big on me i almost didn't gift it to you because it was so comfortable that i'm like this might just be a couch pullover i don't know how they do it but man that thing is incredible. It looks dope. Gray and blue. It was just awesome.

Yep, yep. Hey, we got something special real quick. Dylan, you haven't been able to do this in a minute. Is this about a new sponsor? I think it's a new sponsor. New sponsor. New sponsor alert. You guys ever heard of Poncho?

Not talking about Poncho B. I'm talking about the shirt company. Right. So, true story. I wore my brand new poncho shirt out to the ranch. When did I go? Two weekends ago? On God? On God.

That thing is awesome. What is it? I've never had a... What do you call this style? It's kind of like a fishing shirt. Is it a fishing shirt? It's like an outdoor... It's an outdoor fishing shirt.

It's perfectly suitable for a ranch-type atmosphere. It's kind of like a fishing shirt. Is it a fishing shirt? It's like an outdoor. It's an outdoor fishing shirt, but it's perfectly suitable for a ranch-type atmosphere. It's really lightweight, which I love. I can tell you this. It was 85 degrees. It was long-sleeve, but it was comfortable, and it's form-fitting. In the pockets, I can promise you no one's doing this, little magnets

under the buttons. They look like regular buttons, but they're magnetic. Oh, so there's an actual function to these shirts as well. You know who really likes their stuff is Flounder. Oh, if he likes it, you know it's crazy dope. I hit him up when Poncho reached out to us. I was like, what do you think about these? He's like, oh, I've heard good things, never worn one.

And now it's like all he wears. He introduced his child in all poncho wear. He made the poncho newsletter. Yes. He had a poncho hat on when he met his new child. He called his kid poncho. So I'm sadly not wearing the hat today, but if you've noticed, I've been rocking that poncho hat that they sent us with the fish on it.

It's like a dad-ish cap. I've been wearing it like every other day. You have been. Some say I'm wearing it too much. I'm not one of those people. Are you guys aware of some of the names that they have for their shirts? The Purist, the Blue Goose, the Laredo, the Gunnison. You ever been to Gunnison, Colorado?

Probably haven't, dude. You're not hardcore enough. Okay. They got the Grizzly, the Snowcat. I think they named that after Trevcat. I don't think they did. He's in Colorado. The Blue Bison.

You got to think that's got to be like something, a nod to Breckenridge in some sort. Anything blue, I think of Breckenridge. At the top of the page, you just have a dude rowing his fishing boat with an English setter just chilling there, just looking over the scenery. Like, are you serious? His brand is a vibe. Come on. And it's not just a fishing shirt.

You can do anything outdoors or indoors. You can get a Matt's Dinner off in one of these. You can certainly wear these shirts indoors if that's what you're trying to say. That's what I mean, yeah. But also, if you want to get a hunt done, boom, throw on your poncho. For sure.

Dave, you have the Carp Dad hat, which I have to say, every time you put it on, I'm like, damn, that's a dope hat. They also have the Agave hat. A little burnt orange for the Longhorn fans out there. You got that one? Yeah, that's mine.

Oh, baby. Stella likes it, too, because she dragged it out of my bedroom when I wasn't looking. Luckily, she didn't chew it up. She was just trying to send it. I think she was trying to wear it. Trying to vibe in poncho. Yeah. More like poncho.

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We need that for the Twitch badge or whatever. True. Randy does sound effects on Twitch now. I can see him cackling at his computer whenever he presses one. I'm going to get fired up during this segment. So there's a TikTok influencer. What's his name? Bryce Hall. Bryce Hall. Is of the biggest tiktokers in the game right now he may be the biggest he's big he's got over six milli on instagram i don't know what he's doing on tiktok

yeah i think it's more than that 14.4 million tiktok followers he's done he has over 879 million likes so he's closing in on a billion likes holy sheesh i didn't realize the sway boys were doing numbers like that wow the sway boys are yeah they're doing just fine can someone who knows the scene better i'm mainly thinking of brett right now can we can you explain who bryce hall and the sway boys are see in in the influencer tikt TikTok community, these kids started TikTok-ing, right? Doing dances, biting their lips, showing some skin. A lot of lip biting. And eventually the cream sort of rose to the top.

Gross. And then Hollywood being the way it is, some sharks and older people who wanted to take advantage of young fame brought all the main ones together to a house in L.A. called Sway House. Okay, I was going to ask if these are just friends that go to school together or if they found each other somehow. No. You know how boy bands come together?

People just pick and choose. Put some respect on his name. Simon Cowell, dude. Come on. Is he the one who... He didn't do NSYNC, though, did he? He did 1D? No, no, no. He did 1D. That was the dude. There's another big time. That was the dude. Come on. He didn't do NSYNC, though, did he? He did 1D? No, no, no.

He did 1D. That was the dude. That was the dude who came out. It's like he's a scumbag. Oh, okay. Bruce something or other. Lou something or other. Lou Will? Not Lou Will. No, hold on. It could have been the guy from The Bachelor. Oh, he's a boy band manager.

The 39-year-old dude who manages boy bands. He got no FaceTime last night. That guy is shredded, by the way. Yeah. He's probably on something. More on that later. In a different show. Yeah, in a completely different episode that you actually can't listen to right now.

There's people pulling the strings here. Like an agent will lease a multi-million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills, and just these kids live rent free. After Googling the Sway House, this brought up a memory for me that these guys got in trouble earlier this year because the neighbors that they have say that they're just the worst neighbors of all time. They're just throwing parties at the Sway House at all times. And it's, quote, not a welcome addition to the block per the New York Times. Yeah, you got to think there's some sort of uh hoa covenant that

they're not uh really abiding by in this because i can't imagine like spending that money to live out in like this area and then the fucking sway boys move in what highest in the room is just blasting from like bluetooth speakers at all times that seems to be one of their faves yes this is this situation is very wormhole-able. Like, I'm getting sucked in, and it's really driving me crazy. Like, there's so many characters involved here, and if you click on one of them, it's like, oh, I didn't know who this guy was, but he's got 5.1 million followers.

And he's... If you're in the Sway Boy universe, you're doing numbers. Well, here's what you've got to know. It's Hype House is their rival. Their rival TikTok gang. You think this is an artificial beef well people are are banging each other like jack girlfriends okay so it's really i'd say it's like jack okay i'm kind of in there it's a legitimate beef yeah what's jack fruit's twitter or tiktok? I'm sorry. Dylan, you said you wanted to be in Sway House. How much would you pay for a pay-per-view fight if it was just Sway House versus Hype House?

No whole part. Don't even put that idea in the first place. You know they have no idea how to actually fight, too. Dude, that's why it would be so great. And one of them gets one punch to the face, and he busts his lip, and he's like, dude, I can't fucking bite that thing for, like, three months now, you asshole. Per TMZ, they maybe can fight a little bit. Ooh, Randy?

Nope. I don't think Randy was ready. He was kind of ready. He was kind of ready. So, yeah. Okay, so the best segues are. Dylan, do you want to narrate this? Oh.

Okay, so this is over. This is Bryce Hall, and apparently he was vaping in an L.A. establishment, and that is against the law there. People were asking him to stop, and it caused quite the ruckus, some fisticuffs. I don't know if actual punches were thrown, a lot of shoving, people going on the ground here. Oh, he's doing the cool kid thing where he's laughing it off. He's laughing and walking away even though his heart's absolutely racing

and he has a shake voice. He's got shake voice left because he got one on the grill. That's when you start laughing. It looks like he's not getting the best of this guy. If he's the dude in the white on the ground there. He is, I believe. And I think toward the end he might get a shoe to the head, which is always dangerous.

Imagine that's the reason a fight starts, though. the end he might get he might get a shoe to the head which is always dangerous um imagine like that's the reason a fight starts though you know this dude you know he said something like horrible to the waiter as he's walking off like about him being poor or something exactly yo 100 exactly 100 dude i could buy this whole restaurant right now and vape if i wanted yeah he's like do you know how much that's exactly what i could have tipped you yeah until you made me stop fucking vaping dude 25 has got a weak sock game and weaker t-shirt game. Question, can you not vape outdoors in Cali? No.

Not in an establishment. What he was doing is not just preference. That's the kind of freedom. That's why Joe Rogan moved to Texas. He wanted to vape on a patio. The most insufferable of these TikToks, in my opinion, is the one I quote tweeted not so long ago. You can find that at DShivery on Twitter.

But it's a group of these guys. It looks like all the heavy hitters of TikTok, just a bunch of e-boy haircuts and 5% body fat. But we got abs shown. We got a bicep flex. We got multiple lip bites and just really insufferable facial mannerisms and all this stuff to Travis Scott's highest in the room. It is truly uncomfortable to watch this.

Potentially Fuego take here. I'm new to looking at this TikTok sensation, right? Bryce or just like B-Boys in general? Bryce, but most TikTok. My TikTok experience kind of ended with Will's TikTok career. You're welcome. Which won and done. He went one for one, batting 1,000.

He got out at the right time. It seems like they are just appropriating black culture and repackaging it for an audience that may otherwise not be that into it. And by that I mean it's a lot of hip-hop, and they're doing these dances and stuff, and these are clearly affluent white kids. And I don't know if that's weird or not, but it's uncomfortable for me to watch for a number of reasons,

lip-biting being one of them, probably first and foremost. But I just don't understand this whole scene. They do two things that piss me off a lot. The lip-biting is number one, not even close. I don't understand why whole scene. They do two things that piss me off a lot. The lip biting is number one, not even close. I don't understand why you're biting your lip that much. Unless you're Cole Campbell, don't bite your lip. Don't bite your lip unless you're Cole, dude. Yeah, he's the OG.

The other thing I don't like that they do is they do upside-down birds. Like, in the videos, they always, like, kind of just turn their fingers completely upside-down. And I'm like, well, stop. They also do this pose thing where they point at their head with like a middle finger and they do like a tongue out situation. Like, what the fuck are you doing? You know who does that is Manziel occasionally on Instagram. What is that?

No, had Manziel grown up seven years later in life, he would 100% not – he might not even play football. He might just be an e-boy on tiktok that's that's a pretty good they know how they look like in public when this when they're doing these videos or taking pictures like like this do they know how they look no this is this is one of those things that like they're they don't have a their crew is a bunch of just clones of them so they don't have someone on the outside being like dude you can't post stupid shit like this so you guys really need to stop. You look like a bunch of idiots. Like, there's sometimes where I'm like, man, like, this would probably benefit me for work to put up on my Instagram right now.

But, like, my crew from home is just going to roast me behind my back, and I'm going to think about that more, and I'm going to benefit. In the video I talked about earlier with all the guys doing the Travis Scott one, I just realized that the kid on the far left near the end is doing an air jerk for some reason. Dude, because it's hilarious. Okay, that is kind of funny. Because it's hilarious. Will pointed out earlier that, like, in the background of most of these videos, there's just, like, a shirtless kid in a bathing suit doing push-ups or sit-ups.

Yeah. His most recent video, which has 2 million views. These are just workouts. Yeah, they are just all hanging out together at this outdoor gym at what I assume is the Sway House, and they're just, like, flexing into the camera, like like moving weights around, doing push-ups, and just dancing. It just makes no sense that this is content that anyone wants to see, but for some reason I can't look away. Yeah.

I found a video of them on a golf course, and it really bothered me. Someone who likes to practice proper etiquette. It looks like they're all about to start hooking up with each other. Dude, putting a Titleist hat above your e-boy haircut so it squirts out the front is such an all-time bad look. Don't say it squirts out the front. Dude, his e-boy haircut is squirting out the front. It's absolutely squirting.

I'm looking at it. And then one of them's not even wearing golf shoes. One of them's wearing what appears to be just some kind of Nikes, and the other one's wearing a pair of Comme des Garcons sneakers that are like $750, if not more. Oh, yeah. You know these fits are like $5,000 each. How bad would you be bullied by these guys?

Real bad. Yeah. I don't want to roll up on you. These guys could whip my ass right now, let's be clear. Well, they're all in incredibly good shape. Well, because all they do is work out and dance. They've got great cardio. Are these the new boy bands?

Are boy bands done and now it's just Sway House and Hype House? Absolutely. It's what it is. The most infuriating part to me is that these kids are worth a lot of money because of this. Yes. Like a lot. Yes. Like stupid money.

Imagine you're on the golf course. You shell out some money to go play this golf course in L.A. that you have been looking forward to playing. L.A.? Thank you. You get on the 405 and then you exit at? Buena Vista. Yeah, we're going to Cinco tonight. That was the restaurant, by the way.

Oh, okay. Sick. Cinco. Cinco. It's tight. If it wasn't Austin, it'd be like Larry's. Imagine waiting to hit your tee shot, and then you look ahead of you, and there's two kids that have their phone propped up on the cart, and they're just crouched, dancing in front of the camera.

Are you hitting into them every single time and the thing is if you try to be like very adult and super reasonable like guys would you mind like i'm you know would you mind like not doing that we're trying to play a game you're holding us up like you know they would just be complete dickheads they think they basically own the course like oh fuck you dog no you know what they do is they'd be like oh yeah sure like yeah man like yeah for sure yeah dude for sure i got you and then and then they'd be like what a fucking bitch then they blow a vape smoke in your face yeah these kids play from the reds dude oh no they play the tips and they think they're tight yes that's the worst that's the take that's the take they they 100 play the tips and can't get over get it to the fairway these dudes probably got their start when dylan posted them on the TFM gram running

each other over in the golf carts. You're somehow responsible for this. No, these guys were ground floor chess luge guys. It was a bet. I just don't know how you can look at this video and be like, yeah, this is the one. Let's let this one go public. These kids can't even drink. No.

No, no, no. There's a video. I think Bryce is 21 now. There's a video, and I know this because of – He should know better. There's a video called I Turn 21. Okay, big question. As of June 8th, 2020, now that we know Bryce is 21, Jaden is 19, Josh is 18,

Quentin is 17, Anthony is 18, Keough is 19, and Griffin is 19. Josh is 18. Quentin is 17. Anthony is 18. Keough is 19. And Griffin is 21. So they got two 21-year-olds who can buy enough booze for the house party. Which one are you? I'm Keough. Dude, I think I might be. I'm Griffin, dude.

Griffin. You're Quentin Griggs? Yeah. I'm Jaden Hosler. Jaden. Bryce Hall in this video, dude. Dylan's 100% Bryce. The way he's like. His tongue like. What are you are you doing dog i'm getting

mad okay question could you could you sell out and do this if you got like a lot of money and fame for it yeah i mean it's pretty much what we did for podcasting yeah no honestly a lot of money part what we do is if you told me right now that I could switch places with Bryce and I could have like I could have his entire following and they were following me for that reason then yeah I think I would I think I would put myself up in a house in LA and be in this and so but look at your look at your like your catalog of content and like your life's work is just like tongue out, flexing, and pointing at your head,

and doing all this dumbass shit. But it's not dumbass generation, though. It's just us being old. When Bryce Hall is 35, he's going to look back, hopefully, and be like, what the fuck? No, he's not. Dude, it's just not.

Dude, I don't know. It's just, it's what kids are fucking doing. Maybe Keough will, or maybe Griff. Yeah, probably Griff. Yeah, Griffin's pretty strong. Hopefully Griff. I heard he comes from a pretty well-off family. It's just, I hang out with all of you so much.

I'm with you all the time. Honestly, too much, yeah. Right? We get tired of each other. Whenever I hang out with you guys, most of the time i hang out with you guys unless we're on a boat or we are at a pool i have my shirt on the amount of time that these guys just casually hang out with each other with their shirts off just makes me uncomfortable was it saturday there's it could be said i think every day saturday for these guys at this point. Oh, yeah. Will, I didn't realize when you were giving us the names,

Griffin Johnson Keough, sir, is one person. I'm looking up the names here, so I apologize. And who could forget Noah and Nick? I think Noah is also one of the top dogs. I see girls freaking out about him on the TL all the time. I need to look up how much my dude Jaden has on TikTok. These are just boy bands that are, you may have made

this point, they're just on TikTok and they don't actually perform their own music. They just do Travis Scott's remixes. They have no talent. I mean, they're just... They got some okay moves for like 25 second intervals. They've got good tongues.

Dave, stop. Why are you defending their tongue? I'm not. I'm minimizing what they're doing while acknowledging that like for a short amount of time on TikTok, which TikTok, it can really hide poor dance moves because, you know, it's a short-term deal. It's not like they're having to do like a six-minute video, like a choreographed dance. I don't know, man.

I'm 36. If these guys call you up, Dylan, are you going out to Sway House, see what's up? What would I do with them? I don't know. It would be so funny. Would you turn that down? To see you in the background like working out?

Yeah, working out while Bryce Hall is just like winking into the camera. Biting his lip? Yeah. Like, why is Dylan there? Yeah. Did you get a pump in? What's going on? So, do the Paul brothers hate these guys or are they like...

They love to, right? Paul brothers are like the godfathers of this, right? Yeah, they're jacking their swag. Was Paul... It's like when someone grew up and got to play like mj in the 98 finals it's like oh my god i'm playing the guy i grew up watching like i love this guy now when they're around like the paul brothers they're like respect the goat you think i hope not man somebody's gotta take a shot at the throne we're paul brothers

were they vine like divine stars have to be like what the fuck yeah vine stars hate this because there's more money in TikTok. Is there any way that TikTok goes the route of Vine and just like, I mean, I thought it was Bane. I thought we were getting rid of that. If Twitter acquires it. Are they doing like sponsored spots in TikTok? Oh, yeah. Okay.

Of course, dude. I don't get on TikTok, man. Don't you have a Finsta version of a TikTok that you just post lip-biting videos on? I have a Fiktok. Is that what they call it? I don't know. I don't know. It's all just deployed by the Chinese government anyway.

TikTok. Is it an MD version? Oh, wait. These guys. Okay. I just scrolled even further down. They've actually hung out with the Paul brothers. Okay.

Yeah. It says, watch the new YouTube vid where we talk about how I'm TikTok Jake Paul. Link in bio. So at the top, there's just some private equity guys that are just banking on this. Absolutely. They're killing it. Wow. Yeah, you got to think.

I'd feel so weird if I had a significant investment put into just housing a bunch of teenagers in a sick la house that posted videos online of themselves yeah much imagine being like not the manager of these kids who just does but like the house like mom or dad that you have to be there you get paid to just like make sure they don't ruin the place it would be miserable i don't understand like oh my god these kids need parents around could we pull off a uh a very self-aware like uh parody of one of these videos 100 yeah we do no questions asked no questions asked the only the only we'd have to have randy edit it the thing that i'm most impressed about which i think is an actual skill is how good some of these kids are at editing their videos when it comes to tiktok i know that there's like tools within tiktok to help them do that but a lot of the time i'm like I think is an actual skill is how good some of these kids are at editing their videos when it comes to TikTok.

I know that there's like tools within TikTok to help them do that. But a lot of the time, I'm like, damn, that was actually pretty good, pretty well edited. Have you seen the one where the girls throw out the shoe

and then they kick their foot out and it lands on their foot and then they have an entire outfit change? I have. Real hot in the game. Yeah, that's a super popular one. How do they get their,

they all get their hair to do this, man? Why don't you go out there and ask them? I just think we send Dylan to the wild. Dude, they would eat me alive. But, like, it'd be funny. They would just roast me off the face of the planet. I don't think so, dude.

You're, like, good-looking enough and kind of you fit in. You're cool enough. Dude, I'm in nearly good enough shape to hang out with these guys. You would make these guys look tiny. Yeah. These guys are like just like sheer like weight. Sure. There's a reason that all these videos are taken from like a low vantage point.

It's just makes them look a little bit taller. Yeah. Maybe six foot even though they're like not a little fellas. You watch the start of the port. No, I did it. I'm upset. Maybe six foot, even though they're not. They're little fellas. Why don't you start a pod? Portnoy did it. I'm upset. I don't want to have to. Did he pod with one of these guys?

He started one, yeah. Yeah, he's with Josh Richardson, I think is his name. Do you guys know Bryce got in another fight last month? Yeah, didn't somebody bang his girl or something? No, much different it says involved in a brawl caught on video friend hurls homophobic slur before playing nice and it looks like bryce had to uh hop in it says tiktok star bryce hall and some members of the sway boys ganged up on one dude and delivered a beat down so bad that the cops were called

but somehow they all made up in the end the violence broke out when bryce and fellow sway members jordan enriquez josh richards nick bean and jayden hostler all got dragged into scuffle the end. The violence broke out when Bryce and fellow Sway members Jordan Rodriguez, Josh Richards, Nick Bean, and Jaden Hosler all got dragged into a scuffle with an unknown man outside of Mel's Diner on Sunset. Very famous place. Okay. Dude, the Hollywood establishment hates these kids.

I mean, you can't. EJ Novak does not want to run into these guys. I think everyone over 17 hates these kids, Dave. Do you think when they get into a brawl like that outside of a diner, it starts as fisticuffs, but then it just ends in a whoa dance battle? Yeah. I think we have to do a talk.

They need to make a Zoolander that's just TikTok stars instead. Is it a freak gasoline fight accident? Yes. How long until these guys are in movies? They won't be. They won't be. Because Hollywood is too big to have... No movie that they are in will be taken seriously.

Let's put it that way. They're like a wolf pack. What if you get one solo? Who's going to go solo? You can't have Bryce without Jaden. What if Bryce wants to go solo career? That's what happened to boy bands, right? Yeah.

Bryce is going to be like, yeah, I can make more money without you fucking losers. Fucking dork. Yeah. And then Dylan's going to sign him. Of course his name is Bryce. Why don't you just go out there and be like, Bryce, I got you, man.

You can make more money without these guys i was gonna pitch that we just turn your crib into the the washed house and we just all live there i don't hate videos and stuff but then like dave had to get his wife pregnant and it was like god man now you're just ruining our house if my hair was long enough i would be one of these guys for halloween for sure just get a wig i'd be a sway boy get a wig and just do it oh i might do that that's actually a great call can we be the sway house for halloween yeah we have to or dude let's be hype well they all look relatively the same yeah they're the same person oh they're indecipherable i'm upset but that that being said i'm not afraid to do it let's do it

That being said, I'm not afraid to do it. Let's do it. I'm looking at it now. I hate that I'm saying this, but the Sway Boys are much better than the Hype House. Yeah, dude. The Hype House isn't as hot, but they get fits off. The Hype House, you get those fits off for Halloween. The Hype House is just not great.

The Hype House has good branding, though. The Hype House stinks. Let me see. Look at the Hype House's logo. The Hype House's logo reminds me of something from like 1994. Those guys would get crushed by the Sway Boys. It looks like. If they were mobbing and there was a gang fight. Yeah, but there's no way they can hold up.

All right. Hype House has Lil Huddy, though, who might be. Does he stay strapped or something? No, he's dating Charlie. You know Charlie? No. The TikTok girl who's taking the world by storm? No. The TikTok girl who's like taking the world by storm? No.

No. Okay. Charlie's like the number one most followed person on TikTok. None of us know who she is. Really? Yeah. Lil Huddy is hypey. So he's like more followers and better than anybody in Sway House, but they're not very deep.

But can he throw hands? I think he can throw hands. Are you talking about Charlie D'Amelio? Yeah, Charlie D'Amelio. Oh. Hey. D'Amelio? Yeah, Charlie D'Amelio. Oh! Hey! D'Amelio! They're just like a younger, hotter, less talented dude perfect.

Yeah. These are dudes that don't know how to do anything perfectly. Dude, if these guys started doing trick shots, though, they'd get millions of views immediately. These guys can't even sync up their mouths to mouth the words to the songs that they're putting on their TikToks correctly. Nothing bothers Will Moore. Nothing. When you make a TikTok over a song, does it play for you?

Yes. So why can't you just lip sync it? Yeah. When Sally and I made our TikTok for our friend's birthday, we could hear the Megan Thee Stallion song the entire time. Then there's no excuse. Yeah. It's just people being dumb.

But when you're a sway boy. Did y'all do WAP? It's all swag, dude. We didn't do WAP. That's for our friend's 31st birthday. We're going to save that one. We're saving that for Bryce. Yeah.

He turns 30. The reason the Hype House logo looks familiar, Dave, is because it looks like the Roundhouse logo from Nickelodeon back in the day. Remember Roundhouse? That is a very Nickelodeon back in the day. Remember Roundhouse? That is a very Nickelodeon logo. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Roundhouse. Roundhouse was lit. The Hype House. Do you ever catch yourself just singing the All That song around the house?

Because I do. I have found myself, and I don't know why, I think it's the quarantine, but I found myself feeling very nostalgic for old cartoons and stuff that I used to watch. I tossed on an episode of Even Stevens the other day.

Didn't hold up, but Shasta Shia. In this picture of the Hype House, there are some girls in it, too. Eight of them, out of the about 14, I guess, have their tongues out. So that's something that they're just... I'm self-conscious about my tongue. They're really into tongue situations. I don't like to show it. No, I don't have their tongues out. So that's something that they're just... I'm self-conscious about my tongue. They're really into... I don't like to show it. No, I don't like opening my mouth.

Who's this Lil Huddy character? Oh, Lil Huddy, dude. He's like the... He's the OG. This dude needs an ass whooping. I don't even know what he looks like. Lil Huddy? Let's go.

Where is he? I like that you're just Googling TikTokers that you want to beat up right now. I used to go Huddy. We just fucked our Instagram feed, by the way. It's your DDY. Why? Our Reels is, we're just going to be getting served little Huddy content for like the next

two months. Just because of this segment. Little Huddy. You doing a Reels check? Yep. Doing a Discover feed check? Oh, dude, chill, Brett. I was doing a Reels check.

Is it little or lil? Lil. Okay. What? Brett's phone is just playing music. Yeah, you did just blow that. Dude, it's your thumb zone, bro. It is in my thumb zone.

Don't let me get my thumb zone. Wait, why is this guy so popular? That was a TikTok, Will. Will's got TikTokers on there. Mine's TikTokers. I was saving a video so I can post it to our Instagram feed. We're going to capitalize off their content. Dude, this guy's...

I just rip it. This guy's like an emo TikTok, though. I're going to capitalize off their content. Dude, this guy's... I'm going to just rip it. This guy's like an emo TikTok, though. I would love to get in a fight with TikTokers. Yes. I would love for them to come to Austin for some reason and then have one of them throw a punch at Micah or something because it would immediately pop off and it'd be so much fun. Brad Key would show up just pounding breakfast tacos and throwing fists. Yeah, and Brad key would just dominate those

guys these i would not want it with brad these tiktokers have so much clout that they had tyler c and portnoy come to them to do a tiktok that's i mean you have to admit that swag tyler c is in our tyler c he's not in sway house but he like he chilled and worked out with sway house oh he's better than that he's no i don't know if he is at this point man we thought it we said in Sway House, but he chilled and worked out with Sway House. Oh, he's better than that. I don't know if he is at this point, man. He peaked at Gigi, and I just don't know if it's going to come back.

I know that he has Gigi on his resume, but that kind of all burned out, and now she's having a kid. Do these guys legit all live together in these houses, or do they just go meet up there to film? No, they live together now. I'm upset, man. Losers. Have we stomped on

these guys' egos enough at this point? Should we move on? Oh, sometimes Hype House will link up with the Sway Boys because there's a picture of a couple of them together. Yeah, until little Huddy got his girl. You know what? Until they get stomped out. If we can get like 5% of their following, I'll take an ass whipping by these guys. Me too.

They can stomp me out. I don't want to get beat up by Sway House. It would probably benefit us. I'll mess with the Hype House. I don't want any smoke from Sway House, though. These are the kind of dudes where you want it one-on-one, and you're fighting, and you land one punch, and they just mob and stomp you out.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're the guys that will kick you in the head during a fight and then just run away. Yeah. That's their move. It's going to end up in an Anchorman battle with Sway House, Hype House, us. I don't know if we win that battle. We don't.

If it's a dance battle, we don't win. No. Do you guys want to hear a little rundown of when they debuted the Sway House? Can I guess? We're just dudes being guys, Bryce Hall explained in the announcement video their team posted to YouTube. Testosterone levels

are certainly high in this bachelor pad, complete with a single-person elevator, a pantry containing a single box of Arnold Palmers, and several air mattresses. Damn. That's depressing. For when the mob gets too big. No, that's just depressing that they have these giant mansions, but they're just empty.

They've got the outdoor gym and then just air mattresses. Oh, they all sleep on air mattresses? I mean, at one point, I think they were. They probably have upgraded since they have like 150 million followers at this point. Yeah, you can afford a bed frame at that point. A normal male testosterone level peaks at about age 20. So, yeah, they're all just peaking at the same time. Do you think all of them have figured out deodorant at this point?

You always had that buddy in your squad that hadn't totally bought into deodorant yet. The smelly kid. Bryce did note that everyone is making this thing, Hype House versus Sway House. There's like 16 people in that house. There's no room for us. So does he want it? Low-key being hype? He's in Sway?

Dude, he might be looking for a way out. I'd rather roll. I don't know who I'd rather roll with because Hype House has chicks. I'd rather roll with the Hype House because I feel like I could alpha those little punks pretty easily. You think that Sway House would alpha you? Sway Boys, yeah. They're just going to make fun of me and beat me up and stuff. Let me ask you this, Dylan.

Where does Matty B fit in this whole picture? Dude, don't. Dude, he's like caught in the middle of all this. Not in a good way, but he was too old for TikTok, but now he's too young to be taken seriously doing literally anything else. He's 17 now. I'm afraid his 15 minutes is expiring soon. At least he tried to sing.

He tried to do actual stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't just standing on the shoulders of musical giants. Well, I guess he was, because wasn't he just covering outcast songs? Me and your daughter. He has one Trump. Well, I guess he was because wasn't he just covering like OutKast songs? Me and your daughter. He has like one or two originals, though. Okay. I think.

Matty B's first song with original lyrics was a remix of I Believe in You. So it doesn't really count. Kind of. Dave, I don't want to be mean here, but Matty B, he can skate, and he has some nice action. He's also an absolute force on the football field. He might be a Matty B guy. He's got 3.4 million TikTok followers. He's a 3 and D guy on the court.

Wait, so is he ice or roller? Is he doing like the head point pose stuff? What is he doing now? He's definitely not doing whatever. No, he's more wholesome than that. He crushed that, dude. Randy, don't jiff that. No, he's more wholesome than that. He crushed that, dude. Randy, don't jiff that. No, please do.

Please do. Don't fill his mind up with ideas. They ruined Travis Scott. Yeah. How pissed are you for Travis Scott, man? He's probably getting paid somehow. Travis Scott? I don't know.

Does Tickler have to license these songs? I don't know. Does Tickler have to license these songs? I don't know, man. These guys have the same questions about rap songs that I have to ask Dave sometimes. I'm like, so what did Pusha mean when he was buying tennis balls? Oh, you did ask me that one time. I was kind of confused. I didn't know what they were doing. Yeah.

If you're smuggling drugs, tennis balls are really bright. I feel like he wants them more low-key. Do it in lacrosse balls or something. Randy's been digging up tennis balls at the park that look like they're 20 years old. Me and your daughter. Daughter. That's an all-time small clip. Matty B crushed that.

To be clear, though, we have no evidence that these guys had anything to do with any terrorist attacks. Right. So that is another difference between them and Matty B. Brett, you look lost. You know about Matty B, right? Orchestrated 9-11. There's some that think that he was involved with the Saudis. If you pay attention, it's the evidence is there.

Before he was born. Look closer. Do my own research. That's when it says he was born, January 6, 2003. It all lines up if you think about it. How do you know that? Yeah. I was just on his Wikipedia page.

Okay, okay. He knows it by heart. All right. Yeah, I'll take a look. I'll do the research. I think you should. Is it on the low files? You got to go on WikiLeaks.

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Did you have one of those in high school, too? The Humvee, I think they're really called. No, dude. This isn't perverted. I wasn't making it perverted. I was making a joke about how you had a portion high school or something. Sick freak. You did have a portion high school.

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How much are they? Not a Colorado Avalanche. $112,000. Dude, this just looks like a Colorado avalanche. How much are they? Not a Colorado avalanche. $112K. By the way, this looks like the new Bronco. Does it not? I have a tainted view of the new Bronco because the only photos that I saw of the new Bronco were an orange Bronco. And if I got that, I just don't see myself getting orange.

Well, they look sick. They look a lot like this. Which also looks sick, if I'm being honest. Are you going to get one? I must be $12,000 on a Hummer. I think this stinks. The front end of this looks weird. Like I meant earlier, it looks like a Chevy Avalanche. This is just trash.

Oh, I disagree. I think it's pretty good looking. It looks like a Chevy Avalanche. In the future. It's electric. Right. Is it all electric or is it a hybrid? It's really electric?

Yeah. It's electrifying, Dave. Just plug it in? It's electrifying. Plug it in. Thank you. I didn't want to goad you into that and not have you do it. It looks cool.

It's got the extreme off-road package that includes 18-inch wheels wrapped in a 35-inch Goodyear Wrangler all-territory mud-terrain tire plus skid plates, rock sliders, and a washable underbody cameras. Going off-road in an electric vehicle sounds weird. Sorry? I guess to, like, see what you run over, like all the homeless people you run over. Yeah, just like little kids' bikes that you over, like all the homeless people you run over? Yeah. Like the little kids' bikes that you just crumple when you go into your neighborhood because this thing's wide as fuck?

Isn't the thing about having a truck like this, the noise? How are you going to roll coal in this? You can't. You can't roll coal electrically. I'm trying to figure out if the guy who drives this just has a giant penis or one that's just efficient. This is like what Evan from The Bachelor drives. The dick

doctor? Yeah. He's doing well for himself. He can definitely afford one now. He might be doing the best of anybody in that entire deal. Yeah, because he hooked up with that one girl and then they had a baby and they were the first Bachelor baby. Then his Bachelor bully, Chad, started doing OnlyFans porn. Him and Aaron Carter. Has he done it in front of Evan's house yet or just Chris Harrison's house?

Oh, he forgot about that. Didn't he do it in front of Chip and JoJo's house? Maybe. JoJo and Jordan's. It was like one of their houses. His entire online presence is so depressing. Oh, he's really gone off the deep end. Dylan, you know that with the extract mode, you can raise it eight inches.

Press of a button. It's got hydraulics? That's sick. Wait, really? Okay, this thing's pretty tight. The interior looks tight. It's a touchscreen. With a hummer on it.

Do y'all think that touchscreens are kind of reckless in cars? Aren't all of them touchscreens now? Mine's not touchscreen. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yours isn't. Mine is. Mine's not touchscreen.

Are you kidding? Yes, I've tried touching my screen to see if it's touchscreen. That's literally the first thing I did, and I was like, oh, my touchscreen doesn't work. Is that why you got an iPad? You're just going to tape it on there? Yeah, I'm just going to put it there. I mean, most cars have touchscreens now. Mine is.

I still think that touchscreens are relatively reckless. If you can't text and drive, why can you touchscreen drive? You're getting screen shamed. Because the line of sight, it's still up here. Still seems reckless. You don't have to divert your eyes too much to look at it. I actually don't love the interior of this. It seems a little boxy to me.

It's very Ford-ish. The screen is way too large. I don't need a 13-inch screen there. I need about half that in order to get what I need. You would not like a Tesla then. The Teslas are cool because they're jaw-droppingly big. It's like, whoa, this is cool. This just looks like they strapped a TV to the air conditioning.

We're like, all right, we're good. It's the Michael Scott TV. When is this being released? 2022. Very own plasma TV. Production begins late next year and should arrive early 2022. $112,000. The 2023 models will start at about $79,000.

Or I guess $80,000, $90,000, $100,000 depending on range and options. Does this thing have a built-in suspension lift? Yeah. You can raise it. You can raise it. With the push of a button. Like the one on the right is raised. Why would you need to do that?

In what world? If you're off-roading. What if P.D. Pablo comes on? Ah, that's a great point. Then you've got to pull over and take your shirt off. Can you just drop, like, maybe... Does it come with a helicopter pad? Can you just raise, like, one of the wheels so you can lean?

Oh, you're talking about hydraulic. Lean with it. So this is a pickup. They are going to do a normal... What's that? SUV version. Oh, you're talking about hydraulic. Lean with it. So this is a pickup. They are going to do a normal, or a SUV version. What were you asking? What's that Paul Wall song, Dave? Sitting Sideways?

Sitting Sideways. Is that Paul Wall? It's Paul Wall. Who didn't miss New Booty? You know what Sitting Sideways means? I mixed them up. Do you know what Sitting Sideways means? Don't put respect on Paul Wall. I know.

No, I know, dude. That's not me. It's not me. I have the utmost respect on Paul Wall. I know. No, I know, dude. That's not me. It's not me. I have the utmost respect for Paul Wall. Mr. Wall, he deserves the respect. Miss New Booty is a good song. Thank you. I agree.

Objectively good. If you don't like Miss New Booty, get out of the club. Miss New Booty might be better with Paul Wall doing it. I got a question for you. I would listen to that. Do you know what sitting sideways means? It's where you're sitting in your chair and then you pivot it. No. It's like a swing chair when you're in your chair and then you pivot it no it's like

a swing chair when you're in like an office and then you sit sideways i'm gonna i'm gonna just you're engaging with i'm sitting i'm doing it now to engage with you you just turned towards me is what you did i'm sitting sideways no and you've never sat sideways so don't even try i want to sit sideways i've never done car hydraulics but it's when one i could half your car is is off is like lifted because the hydros So you're riding like this. Yeah. Tilted. I would be in the passenger seat and I would just be blowing chunks

and I would ruin the vibe for everybody. Malcolm Kelly told me what sitting sideways was when he did that freestyle. Dave would be like, can we stop sitting sideways, please? Can we just sit like normal ways? Like, nah. Like, I'm just trying to get down to like CVS. I'm trying to stunt. I'm trying to stunt through West Austin right now.

Let me do my thing, dude. Go right with Will. He doesn't have a touchscreen and all that shit. Jeez. You know what, though? The touchscreen, it's annoying seeing the smudges on it. See, that's what I like about mine. That bothers me.

Because I have the little dial. I like smudges. I have the dial that you just have to get good at. Dude, catch me sitting sideways. No telling what's on Dylan's touchscreen. No, you know, I don't want to touch your touchscreen. I just touch it with my finger. Okay.

What's in your thumb zone, dude? We already went over this. That's Bill O'Reilly's new show, The Thumb Zone. The Thumb Zone. That was actually going to be my show. Four fingers, one thumb. That's the most unfair comparison anyone's ever made. When y'all left Grand X, I was like, man, I hope they want to do content with me again.

Because otherwise, I'm just going to start the thumb show. The thumb drive with Will DeFreeze. We look at all things tech and pop culture. I'm on record liking this vehicle. It's actually not. But liking the Bronco. Thumb drive's not bad. Not bad.

It's not bad. But liking the Bronco more. I agree. I think Hummer puts out midlife crisis Westlake dad. Whereas like I think the Bronco puts out like, yeah, I'm just rich. Has GM done an all electric motor yet? I don't fucking know, Dylan. I don't know.

Do you think I pay attention to that shit? Because I would like for them to work out the bugs for a little bit before I cop an electric motor from them. They probably have worked out the bugs. How do you know? It's got 350 miles. They're putting it to market. What's a Tesla do? Like 400. Can I ask a really

dumb question in respect to electric vehicles? Please. Say you're road tripping and you have to go 800 miles. You have to find a place along the way. And you have to charge along the way? Yeah. How long does it take to charge up your car? They said these Hummers can get an extra hundo in 10 minutes.

Okay. Can you put gas in electric vehicles? No. If they're a hybrid? No. No, I don't think that would work. So I just feel like sometimes if you have to go a long distance, having an electric vehicle would be very inconvenient,

even though it would be very economical. You have to plan out your road trips. Yeah. I would absolutely hate doing that. Yeah. Yeah, it's not fun. But I would also hate if I had to evacuate this earth because the temperatures are just soaring, David. That's a great point. Climate change is a major issue. What does AAA do

in that? What if you run out of battery? You bring AAA out, they're like, oh, I know what they're doing. I got two words for you. Socket! They have remote chargers yeah but like enough to to juice you up just give you enough to get to the next station okay i love for the socket joke i didn't get it he's doing triple was it triple h triple triple x like it failed it wasn't it was okay there's someone out there who might

side text me like hey man it's fine wasn't great it was fine you know what i've been looking at you know i had that land rover or that vintage land rover discovery kick that i was on like two months ago off that because their bad cars looked into it also very expensive a toyota land cruiser however that is my new passion i'm looking for a late 80s early 90s toyota land cruiser travis bought one of those older an older one it was real tight they're better cars toyota makes objectively makes a better car than a whatever whoever makes land rover probably land rover i don't know if it's still true it's probably not but back like i mean 10 years ago

toyotas were like the technically the most American-made car due to how many parts were actually produced in America. They've got a factor here now. Percentage-wise, like, if you took the elements of the car, it was one of the most American cars you could possibly buy. I'd drive a Yoda. Thank you, NAFTA. I like Yodas, dude.

I'm pushing a Yoda. I have no issue with that. In terms of, like, cars that'll last a long time, it goes Subaru-Yoda, you know? Does it? Can we not do Yoda? Oh, from the Sig-Oth guy, okay. Yeah, you've lost all ability to... Yeah.

Let's intro to the next segment. Stop doing that to the mic. It's fucking pandemic. Dylan Sneaky used the word pandemic in an ad read a minute ago. I don't know if anybody picked up on that. Dude, no one's doing that. Literally, boy.

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Pappardelle? Is that how you say it? I don. It's actually stopped me from ordering it before. Pappardelle? Is that how you say it? I don't know. No offense, but I just can't trust you. I wouldn't. I mean, I'm English and German. Pappardelle. Fine.

Pappardelle? Call it Pappardille. I love some poppers. Pappardose. I was kind of pissed one time I ordered Pappardelle, and I was expecting a bunch of jalapeno poppers, and just nothing showed up. What the fuck are you doing this weekend, dude?

Okay, so there's the Hype House. There's the Sway House. Is there a Swag House by any chance? Because we could claim that right now. I'm more of a Swisha House guy. Swisha House is already taken, though. I Googled Swag House, and it asked me, did you mean Sway House?

Okay, so it's available. Let's get the Swag House. What about if Will does Tiki Tok? That has legs. What I'm going to need is all of you guys to get in really, really good shape. Okay? Okay.

In 12 weeks. In 12 weeks. Oh, it's my program. We're moving into the Swag House. The homies coming with us. Brett's tracking his macros. Randy, this includes you. I workout. No, no dietary. I want six packs on everybody. Okay. All that shit. Where's the house? Throwing a nose piercing. I don't know yet. Lakeway. We have to secure the location. This weekend. Thank you for asking. Well, I asked you like 10 minutes ago. Friday's my birthday. I thought your birthday was last Friday.

That's why we don't get dinner for it. You can't do it twice, man. That was just a birthday celly. This is the actual birthday. I'm keeping a low pro on my birthday. The homie, I'll have him. My sister and brother-in-law will be hanging out at my crib. My other sister might be coming, too, and you can talk to her.

And we're just going to be just chilling. We're going to have dinner. We're going to have dinner. We're going to do pizza. Watch a scary movie probably. I think we're going to do Pine House, man. Dude, I heard nobody's showing up. Are you going to invite me? Yeah, I did.

Are you going to let me go sit at some other table? Maybe. Maybe, bitch. So that's going to be fun. I'm excited. I like it. You know, that's how my, as I get older on my birthday, that's how I like to celebrate them. Family, keep it. Well, you sent it so hard last week. I'm excited. I like it. That's how my, as I get older on my birthday, that's how I like to celebrate them. Family, keep it.

Well, you sent it so hard last week. I sent it. I couldn't stop sending it. We were mobbing, dude. Saturday, the homies got a little birthday party to go to. Kid in the neighborhood, kid from his class. It's a costume party. Tight. Socially distanced costume birthday party. It's going to be fun. What are you bringing? I'm not bringing anything.

Okay. Yeah. Does the homie have his costumes picked out? His grandmother made him a dinosaur costume. What kind of dinosaur? I forgot. It's dope. She sent me pictures of it.

It's impressive. Okay. And I just ordered my costume, too. Which is? It's a T-Rex. it's impressive okay and I just ordered my costume too so which is it's a T-Rex I'm gonna be I'm gonna be T-Rex yeah the king

why don't you say D-Rex D-Rex is good I should have said D-Rex yeah that could be like your supplement company yeah thank you for reminding me

I have to order Randy a costume and that's pretty much all I'm doing Saturday evening I'm doing. Saturday evening. I'm not sure I will have parks again, so, you know, do something fun. It's tight.

Yeah. That's it for me. Dave, what about you? Well, all the people that were going to go to your birthday party, they're supposed to meet me out at Woodrow's, watch some fights. No, I'm kidding. I guess I'm not coming over to your house. I didn't get the invite. I will probably be laying low.

Saturday night's a big fight night. Got Habib v. Justin Gagey. So, yeah, I'll be watching that if anybody wants to come over and watch it. No, man. Maybe Micah. What's tonight? Saturday.

Are my IPAs still there from the last time I came over? We'll see about it. You and Barrett's. Perfect. I might just come over empty-handed and just pound. IPAs. Don't pound me. Okay.

Yeah, they are. I don't want to waste them and throw them away, but at the same time, I will never drink them. The only IPA I've had in five years is the Paradox IPA, ipa and it was good well maybe you're an ipa guy on the low i don't know bear brought some shit over that just tore my stomach up um but yeah i got no no major plans probably laying a little bit low that beard eye table over there from a year ago it's still in the wrap it's sitting in my garage. Okay.

I'm probably, we'll probably go. You should make that the merch station for the Dave Ruff Swing Academy. We need a merch table. That's true. We need a merch table in here. Like, it would make no sense, but just, we've got like a cheap banner that hangs over it. Yeah. It's like a science fair.

I'll probably, I'll probably end up going like crib shopping this weekend or something. New house? No, no, no, no. Baby crib. Oh, you need to be more... Are you buying a TikTok house? Tiki Tok. Crib house has legs. Cribs are sneaky expensive.

How much are they? You want like the Ikea one? I don't. Because fuck Ikea. Whoa. Come on, dude. I don't like Ikea. But it's Sweden.

They're between, they're 500 and above. And 500 is low end. Oh. And if you want to get like cool, like Instagrammable crib, which we don't, but I'm just saying they're out there. You're looking at like 1500 or two grand. God damn. Sheesh.

Yeah. Getting big. God damn. Park said I could have. God damn. Sheesh. Yeah. Getting big. God damn. Park said I could have his old one. Did he? Yeah. I don't know what we did with his old crib, actually. He said you sleep in it sometimes.

We gave it to somebody else or something. Fuck. Why would I sleep in the crib, Dave? I don't know. You sleep in the crib? Yeah, I would have offered it to you if we still had it, but we don't. Sorry.

Well, Brad. Oh, H-Town weekend for me. Oh, look at't. Sorry. Well, Brett. Oh, H-Town weekend for me. Oh, look at you. Yep. Brett's off the grid. No, I'll be on the grid, but just in a different city. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.

So, hang in there. No plans. Just going to do some mobbing, maybe. Some couple-ish type shit. Yeah, a couple of stuff. Good for you, man. Yeah, it'll be fun. That's about it, though.

We might hit a patio, get some din. Dim sum, perhaps? Ooh, yeah, let's go. Let me know if you need a dim sum tip in Houston. I do. Okay. I got you. Usually we just go to Tiny Botchwoods every night.

I don't think they have dim sum. Don't go there for dim sum. There's many options in Houston for dim sum. Oh, I've got the option for you. Really? Don't you worry. Okay. I don't know the name of it right now, but I can get the name of it very quickly.

Got it. Pretty damn good if he remembers it. It was actually the last restaurant I ate in before the pandemic hit. Really? Before lockdown. What part of Houston? I don't know. Who's in the freaking Heights, bro?

I don't know Houston well enough to know the different parts. Probably in the Heights, you know? Dude, the Heights is wild. Yeah. What do you got going, Will? Honestly, nothing. I was thinking about maybe on Saturday, if you guys are down, your birthday will be over and stuff.

You still won't be celebrating. I was thinking about turning my apartment into the Swag Loft. Really? Yeah. I was thinking about taking all the gym equipment from our gym in the place and just putting it up in my crib. I've got a kettlebell. Me and the homie will come through.

Bring your kettlebell. I've got a perfect push-up I can bring. That works, too. Find us a belt by a Navy SEAL. That works, too. Check your shirts at the door. Obviously. I don't even get to wear one.

I'll have Teresa's going to be in attendance not on camera because no girls allowed because Saturday is clearly for the boys but she'll be kind of frilling our hair

in the front so we can look good for the camera can we oil up and shit too yeah for sure dude for sure for sure no the only thing

I have exciting this weekend is on Sunday I have a big delivery coming you guys ready for this after almost two years, after, no, more than two years of sleeping on one of the

shittiest platform beds of all time, we have a nice bed finally coming in the mail. Wow. Very excited. Are you going to break it in? Okay.

If I break it in, you mean sleep on it for 10 hours on Sunday night? Yeah, I'm going to do that. Nice. Come on, dude. It'd be convenient if the company

that I ordered it from, which notoriously sucks, it'd be cool if they also delivered the bedside tables that were ordered two months ago as well, but for some reason

bedside tables are just hard to get into people's hands. Hang on. Keep your name. It's a global pandemic for Dylan. Keeping the mattress

but getting new bed frame. Is that what we're doing? Yep. Okay. Yep. An actual bed frame. The worst part of moving is the metal bed frame

at the bottom that holds the box springs. I guess it's just the bed frame. But if you have a bad one of those, it can ruin your time. Oh, I mean, this might sound terrible, but the last time I had to do that, I ended up just throwing out the metal bed part because I was like, fuck this. You just put the box springs on the ground? I did that in college. I just threw it. I just put it by the dumpster.

I was like, I can't deal with this right now. This thing's going to get bent while we're moving anyway you're guaranteed to like stub your toe on it or something it's gonna it can hinge so you get a pinch in there you could yeah you could do some bad pinching yeah don't throw some pinching on hinge bro do you have any breaking news for us well Well, as a matter of fact, I do. Thank you for asking. It's a little choose your adventure here. Dylan, would you like to go Zoom calls, Merriam-Webster dictionary, or asteroids?

I'm a big words guy. Let's go dictionary. That's so boring. I'm a big words guy. Asteroids were an option, and you chose words. Yeah, dude. I love words. You don't even know how to use them.

This guy. Speaking of words, Merriam-Webster's dictionary has released a site called Time Traveler, where you can go back to the year you were born and see what words were added to the dictionary. Dylan. Oh, wow. What a fun game. 1971? 1980.

That's funny. They had, like, telephones? 1983. 1983. Printing press? What's your fucking problem, dude? Calculator? This is all set up.

He orchestrated this just so he could make an old joke. You walked right into his trap, not mine. Dylan, the words that were added in your year were cell phone. What year were you, 83? That's funny. Give me 84. So we weren't that far 83? That's funny. Give me 84. So we weren't that far off. That's funny.

Dylan had cell phone, megapixel. Let's go. Mousepad, mountain bike. Oh, man. Super Collider. Mountain bikes weren't invented until like early 80s? They probably just called them bikes, dude. Then they were like, fuck, people are getting rad on these things in the mountains.

We need a new word for it. People are taking these on the crazy terrain. Dude, I know the Super Collider. Dry erase board. And, uh... Carbo load. Where you're a couple of hours...

Let's go. Dave's go. You're 84. Here we go. Dave had Bicurious. What? French pedicure. What's that one? French what? Montana French French pedicure Bicurious

What's that one French what Montana French pedicure Horned Dog Was out of Dave's year Why are these also Sexual

Pitmaster Was out of your year Oh let's fucking go You know I'm a master of pit As was Spin control Something Dylan Hasn't figured out

Way right You're damn right Tommy John surgery came in 1984 Tommy John what? FedEx and earbud earbud? that's early green bud also cardio

do you have the correct year from when I was born? 89? 87 let's kill a cardio Will had bomb cyclone cross trainer dad joke 89? 7. 87. Cardio? Let's kill a cardio. Will had bomb cyclone, cross trainer, dad joke, emoticon, which is like an emoji, Dylan. Some lame shit, dude. Patient zero.

Hole. Paintball. Dork. Potty mouth. Paintball's tight. Do not. And yuppie flu. What's yuppie flu?

I have no idea. Is that like when you drink too many martinis the night before and you wake up hungover? Probably exactly what it is. Dave, you want to hear about asteroids? I thought you'd never ask. You know the movie Armageddon? Yeah, I've never really seen it. Oh, really? I've seen enough of it, and I know enough of it.

But I've never started it start to finish. But I still want to hear the asteroid talk. Sure. So NASA's OSIRIS-REx spacecraft docked with an asteroid yesterday. It used to host MTV Sports. OSIRIS-REx. Dan Cortez. Oh, different thing.

Dylan. I love some good docking. You know what we did? We sent a spacecraft to land on a fucking asteroid 200 million miles away, and it did just that, popped down for five seconds, blew a hole in the ground. It didn't quit it. Yeah, right, and then popped out and is on its way back to Earth.

We stole some asteroid? We stole some asteroid. Damn. That's going to be the first asteroid, besides the one that actually landed here, to be harvested and brought back. How fast are those things moving? They move quick. They chop, dude.

You got to think pretty quick. You ever seen a moose running through snow? It's unfathomable. It's a hard word to say. Unfathomable. Unfathomable. There he is. That's tough.

Unobtainable. Word for the words guy. Yeah, I'm not very articulateomable. There he is. That's tough. Unobtainable. Word for the words, guy. Yeah, I'm not very articulate, though. Everybody knows that. They're crazy fast is what I'm trying to say. Crazy fast. Those things move. You ever see the videos of, like, dash cams in Russia when those things hit the ground?

And that's after, like, our atmosphere slows them way down, too, I believe. Mm-hmm. Hey, Will, you're a Zoom call guy, right? I fucking hate Zoom calls, but yeah, let's go. You're of Jeff Tobin? I've only heard of him because of what you're about to tell us. Well, Dave and Dylan and Will, he got caught jerking off on a Zoom call. With coworkers, right?

With coworkers. That's not ideal. Yeah, he said he thought he muted the screen. We've all been there. He did not. He proceeded to click into a new tab, pull out his piece, and start going to town. Who was on this call with him? High-level New Yorker magazine people.

Yikes. I just don't understand how you can't just sit there and just be like, all right. How horny did it be to not end a call and just pull it out right then? Dude, our man's... Just wait until the call's over. The horny police need to take him away. He's horny, horny. Freak.

Mom, why is this man so horny? Him and Claire would get along. Anyway, he was suspended. Which, you can't take your peace out just don't yeah don't masturbate on camera it's pretty simple like how long is i mean zoom calls could run long but you just gotta wait he apologizes to his wife his family his friends and his co-workers i feel like unfortunate maybe the people on the Zoom call might deserve something. Yeah.

How did they let him know? Like, when did he realize that, oh, no, the whole squad's watching me crank? I don't know. The whole squad. Were they like, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, dude, tubes, tubes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or is it like after the fact, like, dude. They just saw him, like, delightfully plucking Kleenex out of his Kleenex box.

They let him finish or what? Don't say delightfully plucking. He was just making them fly. That is a fun way to pull Kleenex out. I think one of the boys was like, hey, Tubes, take. Hey, Tubes. Put it away. Hey, Tubes.

If you're his boy, you just got to kick him out, right? It's like, dude, like. Yeah. Yeah, who was running that show? We're the admins. You only crank on your Zoom calls if you're the administrator of the Zoom call. Like, everyone... That's day one crank stuff.

Hopefully, for everyone's sake, it only lasted a second. And then before they just, you know, something happened. Not for him, dude. He was trying to procrastinate. He was trying to catch one. Should we get out of here and talk Bachelor instead? Yeah. Patreon.com slash Circling Back Podcast.

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