Circling Back - Little League Drama & a Crazy Day in Space | Circling Back 8-12-26

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

Dave fills us in on some little league shittiness involving a team from Tulsa, Clav is doing a college tour and College Station, TX is on the list, we pick a theme for Theme Week, and Dillon's much anticipated Space Bar. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (11:40) Little League Shittiness • (30:20) Clav world tour? • (44:45) We pick a theme for Theme Week • (53:35) Space Bar Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Lola Blankets: Head to https://lolablankets.com/ and use code STEAM to get 40% OFF your order - Meridian Putters: Head to https://meridianputters.com/ and use our code STEAM20 for 20% off your entire cart at checkout. - Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat, Aspen, and Walden frames at https://on.auraframes.com/CIRCLING. Promo Code CIRCLING - Rhoback: Go to https://rhoback.com/ and get 20% off your first purchase with code LUTES20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Wednesday morning. I'm getting a tweet off. In real time, my name is Dave. Welcome to the circling back podcast. If you found us from Space Weekly, you're in for a treat. Because I think you're going to like the rundown. Randall Trembachie is producing. Hi, Dave. Hi. I did not find us from Space Weekly, but I'm excited for the return of a certain segment later today. I'll tell you that much. Space Bar? bar there's going to be some things motherfucking that people are going to be like thought you guys weren't political and I just want to be clear like we're not political

we just don't do that but we are going to talk about space I ain't political yeah right any any patron knows that that's not true that's not true I was very clear that I was not being political yeah right dude

you sounds like you were kind of just being jailed that somebody makes more money than you somebody makes a lot more money than you a lot more yeah that's true That's true. That's true. This person does make a lot.

Imagine like criticizing somebody like that. You know what I mean? It's so transparent. Ugh. Shut off. I actually did pause, so I literally had already shut up. It was a pregnant pause. What is a pregnant pause?

Does that mean? Dylan shivery. I don't know what that means. I'm going to look it up if you don't tell me. Pregnant pause. What's that shirt, Randall? This is a saron, the dark lord shirt. Nice, dude.

And it looks like a heavy metal band. It's a sick shirt. Yeah, thank you. This is the dumbest explanation. Well, first, it's a quiet moment in a talker story that feels full of meaning. But it is a silence packed with a hidden message, high suspense, or a big secret about to come out, much like a pregnant body is. full of life. That is so stupid. Oh, really? You think women procreating is stupid? No, I think it's anti-ally point. I think it's beautiful. Okay. So where am I, where's the disconnect? It's just a

stupid analogy, I guess. I don't know. Hey, I'm happy to be here, man. Wait, did you introduce me yet? Yeah, I did right after the pregnant pause. I'm happy to, I'm happy to be here. Maybe the second of the day. I shout to my, my dear friend Randy, who brought me three bags of sunflower seeds, smacking. So what happened? Because there was a, we had some smacking talk last week and you kind of looked like the bad guy in the smack and still. I'm bringing it up. Raney texted me over the weekend.

Over the weekend. And he said, hey, you want to go have these on this multi-pack smackin brand sunflower seeds? I looked it over and I was like, man, half of those don't sound very good to me. So I'm going to pass, but thank you for reaching it. I didn't, you know, yeah, I passed. He passed.

So what changed? Respectfully. Well, what changed was, they have limited edition flavors, you know, short runs. And they have a current pack of 12. And the one that I had sent him about was like a pack of like, I don't know, I think 30. So it was a good deal, but I was like, it was giving you like two flavors, like two bags of each flavor. I was like, well, we can go half and half over there. So anyways, I went with the one that was a little bit cheaper. That was only supposed to be 12. And then when I received it, they, it was not the 12 flavors. It was supposed to be 12 bags all limited edition.

They sent me 18 bags. Only seven of the flavors were limited edition. And then there was like two other normals. Because like Dylan's never been known to turn down the bag. Yeah. I chase the bag. The first comment on the story you posted, it says, is Dylan mad? He can't take the top bun off the cheeseburger seeds.

That's exactly what I said. Now, come on. Have you tried any of them? Of the ones that I got over there? In the new ones, yes, correct. Yeah, the cinnamon chiro one is my favorite. But I haven't tried the cheeseburger, nor have I tried the guacamole. Guacamole.

And I have taco at mine, salsa still. Spicy salsa. I also got honey barbecue and deep dish. Those are the ones that did come in. Deep dish. Deep dish is Pete Crow Armstrong collab. He's a PCA guy? Yeah.

Or he's a deep dish guy, PCA? Well, Chicago, Dave, come on. Figure it out. That seems like a pantering. You place with Chicago Cubs, you dumb idiot. It seems like pandering. Really, though, but how could, I would love to know, like, how, uh, how different really could a deep dish sunflower seed be from, say, like, if someone were to make a tavern

pizza. Yeah. Just a little bit, a lot more tomato on the deep dish. Good question. I don't know to answer that question. I don't answer it. No, and I'm, I didn't, I wasn't looking for the answer, but I just thought we could kick it around.

Yeah. So I also. Is that your kick? I have salt and vinegar. but I want to try that. Okay, I could bring in. There was an extra bag of that too, so I'll bring that in for you. They did not include what I was really excited for was the sweet Thai chili, Korean barbecue,

smores and loaded potato. I would give you an extra loaded potato if they gave me one. Here's my impression of someone trying the salt and vinegar smack in seeds for the first time. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. So you're saying, okay, the way I interpret that is it at first, it's like a little bit. it got a little bite to it, but then it settles in.

The vinegar's got a little bite, but then it settles in, and you're like, oh, that's actually good. It's like much like a chip. I love salt and vinegar chips. Love. Me too. By the way, the dill pickle flavors smacking, not very good. I don't like them that much.

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Well, we'll see. Once they just pay us, like, a lot of money. We'll do the Smacking Studios. Wash Media Smacking Studios. Brought to you by Smacking. We're giving them a lot of free pub right now. Yeah, this is non-spawn. That's how you know we really like it.

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Yeah, I know. Which is very rapidly approaching, Dave, just a few sleeps away. Get yourself game day polo. They have polos for every occasion. course. I really love their linered workout shorts. I think it's called the all day. All-active. The all-active short is my favorite short right now. What's the golf short? The looper. The looper. Those have become a mainstay in my golf rotation. I'll be wearing them Friday, not to spoil my weekend and fun, which we'll do tomorrow, but I will be wearing them Friday. They're great.

They're like the perfect length. So I imagine like most the golfers on the course of Friday will be wear them. Lutz 20. L-U-T-E-S-2-0 for 20% off at checkout one-time use code. So don't just blow the code on one like shirt. You'll be, that's just an idiotic thing to do. Don't just blow the code. Don't just blow the code. Don't blow your code load. You get it. We get it. I don't like code load. Shut up. What? Sorry. Pregnant pause. Pregnant pause. Yesterday we did exactly five minutes on Patreon. It was really funny. It was really fun. It was both fun and funny. I was maybe one of the best

ones we've had in a while. It was great. Go check it out. You can try Patreon free for a week. You think we're funny here, man. Check out Patreon. No ads and we're just out there just saying we're in the arena. You won't believe what we say behind the paywall. Yeah. You won't believe it. We don't edit things out. We go crazy back there. Apparently, Texas A&M declined an offer from Texas

tech to add them onto their schedule. saw that and so they're just talking a lot of shit to each other right now and i'm enjoying just as an observer a neutral observer i'm enjoying it how's that for your dad being of course a fan of all tex yeah he's probably like guys please just get along come on guys we can all win here guys when we fight we all lose my dad's so ridiculous with this fucking handle would you trade who would you rather um have their their history tech or a nab um I mean A&M. Really?

Historically, they've been better. They do have one Natty, although it was almost 100 years ago. I don't know. I would almost rather never have one. Yeah. Than have one from the fucking 1920s. Yeah, tech has never. A&M has some, they have some conference titles in there.

So I would probably pick A&M. Tech's got one big 12. But tech also has leech in the portfolio. Fair. Granted, they kind of did him very, very, very dirty. on the way out. Tech doesn't have yell leaders, which is another plus. No.

They have traditional cheerleaders. They do have that. They do have got, they do have a lot more square toes. Wait, would you say, although A&M probably has a good, I mean, it's an competitive. It's an accident. It's a competitive. Yeah, that those are, that's a square toe school for sure. Yeah, it's interesting.

So interesting conversation. Just something I thought we could kick around. Let's kick it around with our square toes. Well, not our square toes because we're going to, no, you're going to pop a meniscus, Randy style. Yeah, it's fine. It's a problem. How's the knee? Yeah.

Oh, really? What else? Hit us on the, we recording voicemails later today. You still have time. You can always just hit the pipeline whenever you're bored. 877352-4677-7. That's the Haas line, actually. 877-352 Haas.

Leave us a voicemail. Something good. Be funny. Questions, concerns. Something we were wrong about. It's fine. Hit us there. We'll do listener voicemails today, and that'll drop on Patreon as well on Friday.

Wait, calling into the Hoss line to correct us on something or criticize us or something. No one does that. We're never wrong about anything. It's been a quiet week on the criticism front thus far on the voicemails that I've listened to. Usually there's somebody getting it. Like somebody had some take that people are just, they're like, wow, not only was that a bad take, it was inaccurate. Like, sometimes that happens to one of us. Who?

Fragnant Paws. We got to talk Little League. What's popping there, dude? We got to talk, Oklahoma. We got to do an Oklahoma breakdown. Shout out to Stony Louvre. Tulsa National Little League. So you've got the Oklahoma team.

You have the team from Texas, from Bernie, Texas. Shout out Bernie, Texas, right next to San Antonio, down down San Antonio way. So technically, what do you call it? Is that a burb of San Antonio? St. Anton, or is it like a set? I don't know what you call it. It's a fine little town, though. It's really, really seen some growth the last 10, 20 years. I feel like they are, they're sending the ranks. When you see them pop up in the playoffs during the, during the sports, the high school sports, you're not surprised. I feel like you get a lot of ex-athletes who move out there.

Yeah. So you have the Little League Southwest region, the title game. And I believe this is probably some sort of feet or two eventually ending up in a Little League World Series. Okay. You start seeing things, lately the timeline, a lot of like temporary restraining orders, judges, jurisdictional challenges. That's been very heavy on the timeline, mainly with college football. People going back trying to get that fifth year. Maybe your quarterback was gambling on, I don't know, Tai Chi or something.

And they weren't going to let him play. and then he was gambling on his own team, and then he raised a big stink about it and weirdly put up this really, really long defense of him, even though, like, I mean, come on, he was not that. It's Brent Sorsby. He's fine. It's fine.

Good player. That's good. Good player. We'll see what he does at the next level. Long story short, there's been a lot of legal stuff in sports lately, right? So you had this, and it looks bad from the Oklahoma side. It's going to get bad. This is kind of ugly.

The short version is the Tulsa team was disqualified for having an eligible player. The Bernie team thought they'd clinched it because they played a game and they thought that was it because the Tulsa team had been

decued. So they played the game. Not Bernie and Tulsa. Okay. Bernie played a different team. Got it. And it was one of the, they won that game

and they thought, okay, we won. They won 4-1. They basically exhausted the pitching staff to win it thinking, we don't have to play another game. This is it. it. We're on to the next. Because Tulsa had been decued. Because Tulsa has been

decued. That's where it gets legal. Judge intervenes. A Texas judge issued a TRO, temporary restraining order Monday. This is all Monday. Monday night, reinstating Tulsa, setting up a game between Tulsa and Bernie on Tuesday at 6. And this was going to be in

Waco. Okay. The winner of this game would go to Williamsport, which I believe is up in Pennsylvania. That's where they play the Little League World Series. Okay. So this is big deal um so bernie goes from thinking they had clenched it to uh we got playing another game right after exhausting their pitching staff bernie says we're not fucking playing they said uh bernie team had no intention of showing up they said we're already the southwest regional champs

so uh we don't listen to you we don't listen to these uh activist judges i mean these elitists i Okay, just a quick comment on like the legalities in sports right now and the judges getting involved. I don't like it being a part of college football. I don't like it. Keep judges out of college football. Look into the camera right, which camera? That one right there. Keep judges out of college football.

But we're talking like little league. We're really going to use the legal system to get a little leaguer eligible. There's probably a good reason that he was ineligible. What was the reason, by the way? well that's where it gets even more interesting uh i what did you say is it dei do you do i do you i do you oh d u i okay he said de i like why okay sure uh long story short this ineligible player there's um allegations that um he was ineligible and there is like this which is like a special needs league in the Oklahoma area that they signed him up for this

player but he actually didn't play a game there. So they were signing him up to prove that he it would have made him eligible had he done so had he played in this league. So base special needs league. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really know special needs can be a lot of things obviously. It could be ADD. It could be anything, really. Not anything, but you know what I'm saying. I'm trying. I don't have specifics on it. The players, there's also a standing issue on whether they could have even brought it in into court in the first place. But long story short, like I found some of the parents from the Tulsa team on Twitter whose names I don't need to put up there and put on blast, but they're very ridiculous. And they look exactly like you'd think they'd look. They look like Little League parents who,

might be on the wrong side of this deal. Who yell at 12-year-old umpires? Oh, yeah. Okay. This is so ridiculous, man. These are 12-year-olds. Yeah. Yeah.

Little League World Series, it is a big deal. And if like a chance for your kid to play on that is, you know, it's like a, you know, a once-in-a-lifetime situation. I get that. But, man, I just, I hate how this is all shaping up. Yeah. It seems like you can get a TRO for any reason. They've, okay. Sorry.

Yes. No, no, you can't. I mean, you have to show that irreparable, immediate harm. But, okay, here it is. In the redacted version of the protest, which provided evidence that Little League International needed to make its decision. Little League International is, of course, the governing body. Okay.

Three leagues filed this jointly and stated that the Tulsa National used the Challenger program to fraudulently in order to falsify player eligibility. So basically they use this challenger program to get this kid out, make him eligible.

It's very much like a, okay, you're ineligible. All we got to do is science say you played for this league. They try to loophole it. Yeah. That's my understanding.

So the game is supposed to be played when again? Well, the game was supposed to be Tuesday. Oh, you're looking for the disposition here. You want to know how this played out. Bernie's on the,

Bernie's going to Williamsport. Yes. Yeah. The TRO, he dissolved, okay, Judge Luna then dissolved his own TRO Tuesday and Little League International announced it could now, it was freed up at Little League International to enforce the tournament committee's original decision

to remove Tulsa and declared its previous game a forfeit, thus putting the Texas team on their way out. Suck it, Oklahoma. This is juicy for the Red River shootout. out. You've got to think. This is definitely a little subplot for that game on October. Or excuse me, the Red River rivalry. Which is hard to say for me, Red River rivalry.

Can't say the shootout anymore. No, you can't. Because of, whoa. Those boys out there, they roll their joints all wrong anyway. They do. They really do. Too skinny and too long. It's just funny.

As a guy who's already like preparing, I've got 10 days before my kids, little, excuse me, T-ball assessment. And I'm, like, stressing over that just because I don't want it to intimidate him. I'm trying to think of the best way to spin it to him. Is he nervous about it? Does he know what's going to know what's happening? I'm just going to tell him, hey, we're going to go, we're going to go practice. We're going to go, I'm just going to go back.

We're going to go do some drills with a couple other dads. And, like, you're going to go hit. Because I don't think it's going to be really intimidating. Are you going to juice him up, anemball it? No, I don't think so. I mean, I've got some peptides I might hit him with. Yeah. But I don't know.

They haven't given us like a clear definition, like what the testing protocol is going to be. You think you told him it was like a trial situation, he'd be nervous about it? Parks used to get, Park still gets nervous for tryouts. I mean, he's five. He may just not even understand what that would mean. So I could tell him, but you're going to try out, buddy, and they're going to give you like a grade. And it's going to just, they're going to make the teams more level. Now, I think they're going to keep most of his old team together because his team last year was very,

It was mostly kids all about the same skill level. Do you think the coaches will try to keep their teams together the best they can? Yeah. Yeah. But there's a couple teams at the – there's a team at the top that I think had like seven buddy requests. And this team had been together for like two years. This is for T-ball, mind you. Yeah.

And they were very good. But we – I don't know. Like our team would win as a 12 seed into the – the playoffs out of 18, like took that team, like had to go to outs because we tied that team and run. So we were right there with them. That's where it really breaks down. It's like, which team can get them get the most outs? That's going to be the best team. Yeah. Of course. Like, because it comes down like everybody, the top half of the league, mostly you're going to look at the score and it's going to be 20 to 20. You're going to hit the run limit each inning.

And they said it come down to like, do they have a pitcher and a guy at first who can field the ball and tag first base? Because that's how you get out. formula yeah and there's there's there's there's teams that kind of game that system i've seen it you know what i mean how do they do it they will i've seen teams i've seen pitchers get it and instead of trying to make the throw to first like they will intentionally roll it or throw it short uh uh uh it's really you got to teach them how to play the game the right way that's sorry that is sorry that's what that's what this level of baseball is about learning the game don't do that bullshit yeah like running it over to first base.

Yeah. It's pretty wild. Well, I will be tracking this. Well, now we got, I mean, we were going to root for the Texas team anyway. Pulling for our boys. Even though they really weren't wronged, there was like a couple hours where they thought they were going to have to play another game, but like their ox didn't really get gourd. They ended up going.

Now, if the Oklahoma team had like, if they had played, then you'd be rooting for them. I kind of, man, I kind of love a little edge in Little League. but I hate that it's like not the kids at all. Yeah, the kids. How do you explain to your kid that like at what age when that kid who like allegedly had his information falsified to say that he played in this Challenger League, a special needs league? How do you explain that to him when he gets older?

By the way. Yeah, did he even know what was happening? When you were younger, man, we were trying to get you on this because you're kind of a ringer. We were trying to get you on the team that was supposed to go to the Little League World Series. and we did so by faking, allegedly, possibly faking a disability to say that you actually had played in the required league to get you eligible for this regional deal. That's insane. Does chat have anything? Did I miss anything?

I don't know if the chat's really busting my chops on this. It's a very complicated story to talk about. Yeah, someone said typical Midwest Oklahoma behavior. I don't think. That's a good point. That's so, Midwest. Young and restless. Oklahoma.

Come on, man. Be better, Oklahoma. These are kids, dude. They're just kids, man. This kid must be, like, good. Yeah. To go through all this trouble for him. Yeah.

He's probably out there just fucking hitting piss missiles. Yeah. This kid's a problem. Yeah. Don't guess. Parks is, uh, haven't got the email yet, but it's coming soon. He's got fall ball ball. Fall ball coming up.

Yeah, fall ball, dude. He's nearing the end of his little league, little leagging. I think he's got like two more seasons left and he's off to a pony league if he wants to play, which I don't know. Pony is the last one before high school? Yeah. Yeah, it's the bridge between Little League and high school. Okay.

It's like two years typically. I mean this in the least weird way. I don't want to know this kid's name. I don't want to anything like that. I don't want to be out there. I do kind of want to see some tape of this like this kid raking. Yeah. I want to see the kid that they went to the edge of the earth for.

I want to see like, all right, what's this kid got? Yeah. It would be great. We find out like we're watching the college world series in like, you know, 2034. And it's like, oh, it's a fun story about this kid. Yeah. If you remember this little controversy, we're like, oh, that's him. And they show his shithead parents in the stands.

Yeah. That might be unfair. I don't really know. It could have been, it could have been. The coaches. Yeah. Yeah. It could have been the coaches who pushed this whole thing to happen.

I don't know. I hope one day Rhodes is in some kind of predicament where, like, the coaches are wanting to falsify shit so he could get on a team. That means he's a baller. He's that good. Yeah. I won't let it happen. But I would, it would be nice to, like, have him coveted like that. I'd be like, oh, they want my kid to fake a disability to get on their baseball team.

That's so nice. if burping and tootin is a disability he'll have no problem burping and tootin and not eating your dinner burping and tutin and uh making your little brother laugh at the dinner table it's so much so that like no one's enjoying dinner if then there you go he'll have no problem

I don't know that sounds like dinner in a show to me yeah I think Rhodes has the content gene no he just has like I imagine they're like There are people out there who have like two little boys, like, they're roughly their ages that, like, they're just totally chill during dinner. They're like, yeah, we're just eating our food, not, not fucking around at all. Perfect manners. We'll make this, like, nice dinner.

And it's like, I'm just eating it and just listening to, like, watching, like, Rhodes, like, stack his watermelon as tall as he can. And I'm just like, God damn, dude. Just eat it, Rhodes. Yeah. Park where parks is solid with manners he's not he's got he's got some things to refine roads Rhodes knows he but the problem is with the toting he knows like if he does that at the dinner table he's in trouble yeah he'll get up and run to the bathroom dude parks used to do that all the time he runs to the bathroom to do it and I can still and it'll like look at me from

the bathroom and do it I can still hear it I'm like all right yeah thanks for going over there but like dude parks has this thing still where he anytime we're we go out to eat in public he has to he has to do a number two in the bathroom it's like every single time yeah roads will seek it out it's like dude we were home 30 minutes ago you could he could have gone in i didn't need to go like all right he loves a public bathroom he took a he took a he took a shit in wrigley at rickley field fuck yeah he didn't tell us that he took a shit in wriggily i do we're gonna we're gonna miss we're missing some of the game here we missed it we missed a half inning because he's in there taking a dump sorry parks man it's like

dude. It's like his daddy. Daddy can't go shoe shopping without doing it. Oh, yeah. He took a dump at Wrigley. God. That's a good part to do it at. He's in good company.

Yeah. Yeah. They do the piss troughs, which I appreciate. Yeah. Love a good trough. Is that low enough for him to use? I don't know. He didn't use it.

He just went and took a shit. He never peed in it? I don't, no, he didn't pee. Is it weird to do the pick your kid up? pee thing at a urinal if they don't have the small one. I always feel weird doing it. It's like the only way you can do it sometimes. You're just fucking concerned that your lats aren't, your delts aren't going to hold them up and you're going to start shaking

oh god again. Fucking weak ass. Damn dog. Front Street. Jesus. Calm down. Golly. Sorry. I came in hot. Fucking delts. Dude, fuck dealt. Dude, fuck you. Fucking K. K.A. Boner. Fucking try-hards.

I got a bid from them, but ended up like went to this party and we're throwing horseshoes horseshoes really showing your age horseshoes is tight hold on hold on is horseshoe not a young man's game no that's an old man's game

horseshoes got very much replaced by bags no one plays horseshoes or maybe it's a regional thing but like we had horses at the frat house for sure the horseshoe pit at the frat house got a lot of juice the only people are playing horseshoes i've ever seen have always been boomers you know what you're probably right on that whatever that's funny

horseshoes is inherent dude whatever i'm just i'm playing golf and i'm using my meridian potter okay just i'm getting out of the segment oh you mean like this thing yeah i do what you mean this qs meridian which i'm using for the first time on friday well that's first time. You did play the Trebaki Elton. You did, yeah, you played the Trimbaki. You played Trimbaki National. I play the Trimbaki. You actually took home the dub there, allegedly.

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We're playing golf Friday. Dylan's going to have his. We're going to be, we're going to be keep, we're going to be tracking the puck. A lot of people are saying, no three pots. A lot of people are saying, I'm going to go low. Maybe. A lot of people. Maybe.

Get some rolls in with that thing out there before you go, take it on the course. Oh, I'm going to get some rolls in. Okay. Just making sure. Clav's back on the TL, Randy. Can you post that when I sent you on IG? He's doing a college tour, Dylan. What?

Going to college station. Are you surprised he's skipping Austin? Them boys out college station while you aren't going to take kindly to clav, I don't think. Do you think he knows that and he's going there just to kind of... With the controversy. Yeah. I mean, he might get roughed up by them boys. Okay, stop saying them boys.

Just... He might. They're just college students. He might get roughed up by them boys out there. College students in Texas A&M. What does it say, Randy, read it? Clavicular college tour or you want... Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

Okay. The 14th. West Palm Beach. No, no, no, read the caption. Oh, okay. Phase one, August, clavicular college tour starts now. Ten cities, ten stops.

See you on campus. September, October, November dates are now being booked. DM me to bring me, bring the tour to your campus. So he could come to Texas. Just like a maugging tour? He's just gonna,

he's gonna go to the Dixie Chicken. Yeah. And just with, and be surrounded by like five babes while guys come up and talk shit to him and he has security with him i don't know if you saw that uh a oc is now single yeah he uh he sent a little tweet to her like what's up yeah did he did he yeah i don't know if i feel like she's not going to be into clavicle i that doesn't seem like it's kind of a reach for him because i don't even think he's a top three chat right now i don't

know if he's top five dave i saw what you put in the rundown where does he rank i got the official Chad rankings pool. Yeah, where's clavicle? Are you ready for this? The chat, I bet he's not even in the top five right now. Dave, I got some news for you. Is he back? Is he ascending?

He fell out of the top 10. He is 11 right now. Oh my God, dude. What happened? Is it because of his nose job? This is desperation. This college tour is just desperation. He's got it.

He needs to make a splash. He needs to go to college station and like really bring it. He needs to mock someone on camera, like brutally moog someone. I mean, this is dangerous because. Because, of course, when he got brutally framed mug, that was by the ASU frat leader. He went to a different college. So for him to go to colleges all over the place, like, this is dangerous. Remember the ASU frat leader who wasn't actually in the frat at all.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was a poser. Them boys down college station, they might mug him right back. What's that going to look like? Okay. Yeah. Thank you. That's good.

That's what them boys might do. Them boys might be maugging. Hey, Dylan Latham, number four, your crime act. My crime actor. What's the top? Now, Dylan. What's up, Dill? Is he, like, gonna be the best in the world?

No, but is he gonna be consistently in the top 10? Yeah. That's what you want. Fine, that's a great career. Plus 10. It's a great Chad career. Androgenic moved to five, dude.

The mighty are falling. I know that there's a big segment of our audience who doesn't even understand what we're talking about, but just, it's kind of funny. Yeah. I think Clive is pretty mainstream at this point. It's very, it's extremely online.

I think the maxing term really became, has evolved a lot into everybody's lexicon. When Dylan Latham was talking about his crime acting. And someone was laughing at him. He goes, It's not funny. Started to like cry a little bit. A little pussy.

He got such a little bitch, dude. Oh, well, he's number four. Chad is a little bitch. I didn't see Dylan shivery on this. Oh, let me see. I'm 42. I didn't see Dylan shivery on this at all. I'm not even eligible.

You're not. even an eligible chat that guy imagine them boys down college station how they deal with the cry maxing guy look at his look at his influence breakdown was facial harmony is probably better than yours probably but yeah you have a very unharmonious face people have been saying that at least i don't cry and rub my tears in my hair like a dumb bitch maybe you should i don't think i should then boys down college station don't do that promise you that you could twirl it okay The boys in Colossation have never cried. Them boys don't cry.

They make people cry. We'll go to hell for Johnny Menzale. We got a top five Chad here. He's coming to town thinks he can. Cri-Max his way into a wind. That's good. That's good. Dude, they need to get Clive in one of those milkmen outfits or the overalls.

Yeah. Yeah. That'd be sick. God, what if he gets mugged by a yell eater? That's going to be tough. Oh, God. You can't, you can't, he won't even be on this website. like anymore.

Yeah, he'll, he would fall heavy. There's, there's definitely a, uh, a real like frat leader is trying, he's like trying to back channel like clav showing up at the house. Like bring,

I did you bring him by. Bring clav by. Oh, for sure. Yeah, it'll be chill. We're gonna have a little kick-b. We'll be chill. We won't mock him do.

We'll be chill. I wonder if clav has that big of a reach where like, if there was like a barstool party on campus, like it was a thing or if someone got featured on TFM, back in the day it was it was a thing so maybe having clav over would be like a big uh a big deal on campus what's the date on that college station appearance do you want to go we'll send you it's uh august 28th it's kind of right in the middle of rush no i don't really know i'm 42 i wouldn't know i'd be weird if i knew yeah but that's rush is yeah i think rush is what if he gets a bid that's a great question

skips rush entirely to go dove hunting. Oh, man. Babybackers don't know that one. What if Clive pulls up and just wants to throw fucking shoes? He's just tossing horseshoes. And they're like, no, Cloud, we can't. We don't have that. We've got, we got bogs.

Do you want to throw, we do some cornhole? And Cloud's like, no. Where I'm from, we do, we do horseshoes. He's a traditionalist. I can't believe horseshoes are on the outs, man. Some boomer shit. That's sad. Yeah.

I was never very good at horses shoes. Matt commented. He said horseshoes give VFW more than Frat House. That's sick. That's sick, though. I was never good at shoes, man. We tried to make, we tried to make botchy happen. We made it Bocci happen. We did make Bocci happen.

Like a real bootleg version of it, but yeah. Our yard wasn't great. We made croquet happen my senior year, just the seniors. Really? Country Club. Yeah. It wasn't like at the parties. It was just like, hey, we're all, you know, it's senior year.

We all have blowoff classes except for like, you know, our main ones. We had a croquet set, too. It was kind of fun. Mm-hmm. Damn. Take me back. Seriously, bro. Dude, clav.

Where are we at on AOC? Hey, we said we're in game political. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's bait. That's bait. Whoa, that's political bait. I'm just saying. I keep that out of here, David.

Engagement off. She's single. She's doing vlogs and workout clothes. Not that I've seen it, but I've heard. She got the internet going nuts. She's freezing her eggs. Freezing her eggs, which I don't really, that doesn't really affect me in any way. No, but she just has the geist.

Dylan's fucking eating eggs on the couch. Yeah, slant-ers. Different kind of eggs, so. Oh. Which Brett alerted me to yesterday for some reason. Yeah, it's like I brought two hard-billed eggs in yesterday. It's because you went and you were standing in front of the door, you're kind of brooding, eating an egg.

Don't you know why? I stepped away from the group. No, why? Because there's a history of you guys filming me eating them for some weird reason. Don't say you guys. It was Will. And so, yeah, sometimes the guy just wants to eat an egg without being harassed by his friends. But you did make yourself more like, you did make yourself the main character in that

moment by walking in front of the door. It was almost like you were looking out at the rain, but there was no rain, obviously. If I would have sat down on my desk and ate those eggs, I wouldn't have known. I would have had three cameras pointed at me. I'm like, all right, guys. I mean, why do you think it's okay just to bring those in the office? There's such a distraction. Like, do you not worry about being a distraction?

Eggs are not a distraction. When you eat them, they are. Why? Because you're just the king of slonkers. We're supposed to be talking about AOC and now we're talking about your egg. You're talking about this is an distraction. Put this on the rundown. I didn't put it on the rundown.

Well, yeah, it wasn't on there because we didn't know you're going to steal it and make it all about your eggs. Exactly. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, Like textbook distraction. All right, go ahead, dude. Egg time on eggs. Egg time with Dylan. Go ahead.

Look, I ate two hard-boiled eggs. I kept to myself. I just wanted to look quick little, you know, some protein. There, there's your applause. You happy? You happy with your eggs? That's a different applause.

That's the do you know it applause? Anyways. Don't you just turn to mic. That's tomatoes? What does that sound? I'm throwing tomatoes at Randy. Sounds like you, big bowl of ramen noodles, squishing your hand around it. That's disgusting.

Why is that so gross? Why are you so weird about you? There's a lyric about that in the Wap song. Ooh, what is it? Something about spaghetti. Oh, that sounds a little bit demeaning to our Italian friends. I didn't write it. The Wap song?

I think you know the one I'm talking about. Okay. WAP Okay Make sure I'm not in that clip, Randy Not W-O-P Which is what? It's a slur for Italians

It means without papers I don't think it's spaghetti I believe Macaroni Macaroni in a pot That's some wet and gushy I don't need That doesn't need to be in a song

Do you see what I mean? I'm not one to tell people How to write their songs But there's a better way they could have put that Who sings that song? Nicky Menage or is that Cardi? Nicky? Megan Thee Sallion.

I was very close. Wait, no, no. Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Sallion. Okay, that's a Cardi, John. Yeah, yeah, sorry. I didn't read the full sentence. I got too distracted by eggs again. Yeah, so what is this?

Dylan's egg segment. Go ahead, buddy. So you're eating eggs. That's not on the run. Make this consumable content. So, like your eggs. Yeah, I like to eat eggs. You got up and you ate eggs

by the door and then Brett decided, hey, Raymond, you got to come see this. Right. And you know what you would have seen if you came in the room to see it? You would have seen me eating a hard-boiled egg to myself. Well, I was trying to get the episode ready and clearly it distracted bread enough that he felt like I needed to be distracted by it too. I'm just going to whip him. Brett's ass? Yeah.

I'm just going to go out there and just start whipping his ass. Go do it. We'll hold it down. I'll wait until after the show. Look at me. How's in that burger on my aura frame? Orr frames. the best gift ever.

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Sorry, I was breaking up your egg segment Are you done? Are you done or you still got more to say? We can move on That was a pregnant pause for sure If I've ever seen one Oh, I'm pregnant That's a stupid saying

A pregnant pause Because there's just full of life And come on Who came up with that bullshit Eggs like, you know That are fertilized and pregnant Like why can't you get off this egg stuff? We gotta pick a theme wig

for Patreon. Oh yeah, we do. The final Tuesday of every month, we go on Patreon on Tuesday and we do a theme and they're often the best. We did restaurant week last time. Restaurantante. And it was so fun. All of this stuff is available. We've got an entire back catalog on Patreon. What are the options this time? We can involve the chat. By the way, I've got a little special for the chat. I got breaking chat news. Hey, chat. She's been off the top. This, this, this, this, this is. This, This way we reward people who have been in the chat the whole time. Okay, fair. Fair.

Yeah. Do you want to question me again, my fucker? Don't question him. True of the shit. Is it chat ready? Chat. Chat, you want the code? Chat right now you can use code chat 20, chat 2.

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Don't figure it out, dude. Get you a pants milk. Get you a pants milk. A guy, I know we sold at least one of them. Washmedia.com. Go there. 20% off. Chat 20.

Chat 20. Go buy some stuff. Okay. I don't know why I turned into Emerald when I gave you guys that code, but I did. Chat 20. 20% off. Go get you a pants beer sweater, pants milk sweater. It's not too early to load up for Chris.

Christmas. Who cares? Imagine showing up to the Christmas function and you're not wearing the pants milk sweater. I might have to do that this show. Like a total idiot. If Brett's going to do a party, I'm rocking the pants mill. All right, Randy, what do you got? Pants milk. I have six different ones here. One of them that we could probably break into two different ones we want to. So the first one I'm referring to is coach slash teacher week. So we can even just do all coaches. Educator week. So maybe we could clear some lists while we're at it. Sorry, go ahead. Oh, yeah, I guess it is beginning of the year. Teachers need stuff. So that's one week, coach slash teacher, travel slash vacation, parenting, you know, from this perspective of the parents. Ooh. Injury. Mommy daddy week.

High school job slash college job. And then shithead teen week. Those are all good. I kind of like coach teacher since we're starting, uh, starting a start in a start. school year back up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So this is, this would in theory just be funny, good, bad stories about an educator or a coach or both in your life. Yeah. From your past. Okay. Maybe it's the, maybe it's the teacher from high school who weirdly always didn't use the faculty bathroom. It would always use the bathroom, the boys room with all the high school kids.

It's not weird at all. Or maybe it'd be about the teacher that just was just shitty at her job and she didn't even touch your freaking heart and just gave you a packet. Freaking packet, yo. Yeah. Duncan Bill. Jeff. Jeff Bliss. I like it.

Yeah, let's do that. What's the chat say? Go to the, you want to go to the chat? Yeah. Let's go to the chat. I want to know what the chat says before we commit. But yes, I'm in on this. someone said do not do injury week you'll make folks winge

no i don't want to do injury week uh we had one bad we had that paintball broken leg and that that i'm good on injuries for a long time school week or maybe what's just called back to school week back to school week back to school week that implies anything that happened in school yeah yeah i like teacher and coach week It doesn't have the same ring to it. Yeah. It's okay. Teacher and coach.

We're not putting it on a banner. I mean, it's okay. We are going to use it. We're going to market the podcast. Maybe we just call it teacher week, but a lot of times coaches are teachers. Okay. Coach and teacher week. So be it.

The final Tuesday of this month, which is what, two weeks from now, two weeks from yesterday? Maybe three? Let's see. How many days in August? Yes. 30 weeks from yesterday. I think 31. 31, but the 31st is Monday.

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I don't fucking know. He's just busy thinking about eggs or something. I don't know. He's distracted. When the clock turns from 1159 p.m. to 12 o'clock on Thursday, that's when it's going to stop. All right? I'll probably be out of the bars. Oh, so tonight you're saying.

12 o'clock on Thursday. What the fuck? It's today's Wednesday. Yeah. You said when it turns to 12 o'clock on Thursday. So is it tonight that it ends? 11.59 p.m. on Thursday, it'll turn to 12 a.m. Friday. That's when it stops.

I thought you said when it turns to Thursday. Nah, son. Randy, I see what you're doing right now. And I believe it is authentic. And I think you're genuinely like working this out in your head. The problem is I don't really know what to tell you, man. When you wake up on Thursday, the code's active. You wake up on Friday, the code is not active.

That's a good way to put it. But how many sleep still college football? Dude, like 11. Dude, I'm not even going to sleep, bro. You might, because I know you got a low-l blanket at home. That's true. I'm obsessed. It's part of my wind-down ritual.

Oh, yeah. I've got weirdly, like, it's not even that weird, but like the one that was in our bedroom is now on our couch, in addition to the other one that was our specific to the couch one. The kids love it. They each like to get under it. And I'm like, y'all don't need the whole thing. Or hog in the blanket.

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know today is august 12th 2026 um and it's quite the day in uh space It's quite the day in space. What is this segment? I'm new here. Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you for asking. So space bar is a segment that's either about space or a bar. Or one time it was about a space themed bar that Randy went to,

which was kind of right up, checked all the boxes, kind of right up our alley. Okay. He said it was fine. Yeah, it was a little overpriced. A little overpriced, a little hokey. But the little robots are on tracks and serve your. By the way, Chelsea and I started a new Bob Lazar dock last night. Okay.

Yeah, anyway. That's neither here nor there. This isn't about aliens. This is about... I mean, that is space adjacent. Very much. Right. Yeah, very much.

That's where they come from. Is it? I don't know. They could come from the ocean or the center of the earth. You don't know. You ever think about that? Anyway.

He hasn't thought about that. Pretty clear. Pretty clear, dude. All right. All right, here we go. We have three different things happening all in one day. One, two, three different things happening all in one day.

hitting you you hitting the ground and me feeling bad and calling the ambulance for you no that's not what's that's not happening ever okay all right three different things one thing is we got a pretty wild meteor shower tonight nice a pretty wild ass meteor shower okay you understand what that means this is a lot different than what you sent me earlier which is a wild ass golden shower I did not I haven't looked at my slack I did not send him that the second thing that's going to to happen we have a six planet alignment this is a visual they're aligning so you're going to see six different planets if we're all in line how can we see them all isn't one going to block the other not perfectly in line you dumb ass i don't know i'm just going by what you said you're not really

painting a picture the planets that are going to align of course include hold on now are you just going to do a line just had it Hey, where's Uranus gonna be? Uranus is a part of it. Somebody gonna do a line off Uranus? What are you doing? I'm fucking doing the segment. What are you doing?

You're fucking scrolling Twitter. All right, no, hold on, hold on. I just had the plans. You're leveraging AI for this, aren't you? No, no, no, fuck that shit. Is this going to be something we feel? Like, is this going to make Mercury going to retrograde? Ooh, it's a great question.

I don't need. I don't know. It's a good question. A good question. Anyway, we've got a sixth planet alignment, which I think you can view all of them via telegraph. scope, but I think some will be viewable with a naked eye. All right?

The third thing that's going to happen tonight, or today, actually this afternoon, is a total solar eclipse. Shush. It is a total solar eclipse. Where will this be viewable? You're probably asking yourself. The northeast sky.

Well, partially from, you've got to be north. You're not going to see it here. I don't give a fuck. But people up around like mainway, they'll get, they'll get a partial. But you got to go all the way up to like the Arctic fucking, like circle to see the full eclipse. So probably a few people are going to see it. Still nuts. It's still nuts.

I'll tell you a lot of people here in Austin didn't see it when it happened here because it was a cloudy day and it's kind of stuck. We kind of saw it. We kind of saw it. It still were. Dave and I hugged. There's a photo of us. I don't want to hear any more about that. Where were you?

Didn't you go to like Taco Bell or some shit? I was at Parks' school because they allowed parents to view it with their kids. It was wonderful. You chose that over viewing it here at the office with me and Randy. Yeah, I had to view it with my boy. You're not Ferda. You're not Ferda. Yeah, I'm more furt-all right.

So what's the deal? Where can we see the meteor shower? What do we have to do to see it? You just got to find a dark place. Bro. It's tonight. It's tonight. It'll be...

Drive out the country. Out in the country is the best place. do it. Yeah, you'll be able to see it. Okay. Get away from the city lights. Okay. Them boys out around like, the boys out like Pekis way. That's a probably good place to view it. Oh, yeah. Probably West Texas is good. Yeah. We had some land out there that we could post up on it. Let's go out. Let's go. Let's get in the car. Brett's going to, Brett's going to be a data center very soon, or at least like an electrical

substation that services data centers. We're an electrical substation that's situated right next to practice field and just causing numerous entries for your football team. They're not beating the allegations. Dude, it's bad. It's bad. They're not beating the allegations. A lot of people are dinged up in out San Francisco. And I don't really even know, like, I haven't seen, like, a, I don't know the science.

You'll be surprised. I think, I feel like the science isn't very clear on it. But there we go. But this is, this is Ferdo right here. But shouldn't you, like, who took the picture? Well, I think that I just. You did it on a. timer.

I think I well yeah I did on a timer we have tripods here that's embarrassing we're a media company I'm really embarrassed for you guys why why it's so embarrassing about that okay even though this like maybe the the science isn't fully backing up the theory

I didn't know you guys popped talk yeah we were yeah shouldn't you just maybe put your practice field somewhere else just to be safe yeah just a feel they should sell their team to one of the Cushner brothers. Maybe he'll do that. It's a good idea. So you space enthusiasts out there, like me, go get you some space. Are you going to get up and go drive out there? Yeah,

I'm going to Pacas. Okay. You should get on the road pretty quick here. Yeah, I'm going to have to. Get situated. I will. I'm going to bring a lawn chair and a sixer. Just a sixer? Mm-hmm. All right. So are you missing the show tomorrow or what? No, I'll be back. What time you? Chechay's going to be my designated driver since she's pregnant. you're going to make her she needs her rest what are you drinking you think i care about that this is about space it's bigger than her dude imagine imagine cha chae pausing right now pregnant pausing oh a pregnant pauses when a pregnant person double pray you don't see that anywhere

hey well what are you going to be drinking fucking six or a fucking little bat see that's how you bring the bar segment into space bar professional that's some good producing that's some good fur to produce anything is fucking big tonight today she just drinks of bloom moon. No. Yeah.

See? Violently hung over Randy. I need a blue moon. Randy's getting going. It's time to shut her down. Once Randy starts to cook. Warm up.

I'll warm up. Tie me down, guys. This is what happens. All right. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye.

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