Circling Back - Live From Augusta And Polish Priest Parties

Episode Date: April 10, 2024

Will taps in with Dave and Dillon from Augusta, they play "Is This Insulting?", discuss lead being in Lunchables, a priest orgy getting busted, and their Weekends in Fun.  Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter  (5:01) Will live from Augusta (23:01) Is This Insulting? (37:10) Lunchables are Unsafe (46:33) Priest Party (52:50) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •    Rhoback: Use code WASHED20 for 20% off. https://rhoback.com/   •    Squarespace: Go to https://www.squarespace.com/STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.   •  Mugsy: First time customers can get 20% BACK on their first order right now. All you need to do is head to Mugsy.com and enter your email and the discount is automatically added to your cart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

well well well it's a circling back podcast wednesday i'm dave i'm gonna host today you had to look up and think about it, didn't you, Dylan? You weren't sure what day it was. That's how crazy you are. I never know what day it is anymore. You're crazy like that. I'm always partying. Every day is Saturday. Did you party last night? No, I did not.

No, I cooked dinner for me and Parks and got in bed by about 8.45 and it was fantastic. Them storms wake you up? No, man. But I love a good storm when i'm while i'm in bed do you love a rainy night i do me too i love a rainy night the late the great eddie rabin um yeah that was uh that was a killer storm it's nice some big dog hail out marble falls away you see that softball size thankfully big old saw balls falling down from the sky. I like heavy rain. I don't like hail.

That's the thing about me you should know. It's damaging. My neighbor has a nice big tree that covers his driveway, and he was nice enough to allow me to park my vehicle under that tree because our garage is currently a storage a storage unit a little risky no under a tree it's yeah heavy winds heavy it was more of a hail event than a wind event but yeah that was something i thought about okay we did get hail it was very very tiny and it probably wouldn't have mattered anyway for the vehicle's sake, but you can't risk it for a biscuit, you know?

Yeah, that's true. Randy's here. Hi, Dave. I would risk it for a Cheddar Bay biscuit from Red Lobster. Hey, people were really digging your Purdue basketball takes yesterday. I saw one guy comment. My take was, congrats, UConn, you were a good team. I hate your fucking coach.

And a lot of people agree with me on that. A lot of people do. If you missed it, behind the paywall, we had a noted New York Times bestselling author, W.R. Ross, Billy Bolin on. We did. We had a great time. It was a good time. It's always fun when he's here.

I feel like we went for like 80 minutes. We did. We went for about time. It was a good time. It's always fun when he's here. I feel like we went for like 80 minutes. We did. We went for about 80 minutes. And it was 80 strong minutes. Will, not Will, Ross always brings it. Hey, man. I'm glad someone's wearing that Trefani's hat that was sent to us a while back. Yeah. It's a great hat.

It looks good on you. Do you know where we got this? Was it a backer? Yeah. A backer sent it to us. I don you know where we got this was it a backer yeah yeah a backer sent it to us i don't know since like dylan said we waited like a year before anybody even like attempted to wear it thank you whoever sent this i don't know who you are but you have my admiration i tried it on at one point and i can't remember why i decided not to keep wearing it it's a good looking hat like i got a couple guesses for you why because i have a big head well anyway it looks good on you i was trying to compliment you i don't know why you're i'm sorry

i'm just that's like the logical you know in science it's the fermi paradox or whatever it's the fermi paradox fermi paradox yeah it's the the best conclusion yeah that's that's occam's razor would you call me? I think you heard me. I'm saying that right, right? Tell the people about the newsletter you dropped today. Yeah, I dropped a newsletter, as I'm going to try to do every Wednesday morning. It's going to be once a week. The day, I think I'm going to stick to Wednesday.

We'll see. Anyway, today's Wednesday, right? Yeah. Yeah. Because you got to know what the day is. It's a mailbag. Oh. It's reader-subm submitted questions, which I get into, but one of them is about the Fermi paradox.

You might be asking yourself, what's the Fermi paradox? I didn't know. I didn't ever heard this term before. It's a, it's about how Dylan says that he likes slapping up steaks, but there's no evidence support that he's ever slapped up a steak. That you're right. It is kind of like that. Fermi Paradox is the discrepancy between the lack of conclusive evidence

of advanced extraterrestrial life and the apparently high likelihood of its existence. Oh, wow. It's the Fermi Paradox. Wow. I thought my answer was solid. It's interesting.

Anyway, washed.substack.com. Subscribe, and you will get that delivered to your inbox every week. How about that? You know anything about the furry paradox? How about you explain? That would be crazy, wouldn't it? Let's call Will DeFreeze.

You want to call him? Rumor has it he went to the Masters yesterday. You want to give him a phone call? Let's get him on the horn. Let's see. Let's see how we... Let's see if we can make this work. Technology and stuff. Oh. It's a good sign. Well, well, well. It's Will DeFreeze,

ladies and gentlemen. It's a pleasure to be talking to you guys right now. Hey, Will. Where you at? I'm currently sitting right outside of security at the Augusta airport. It's so Friday.

That is Friday. There's so much tech material here. Just everywhere. There's no moisture. It's all been wicked. How many rowbacks did you see yesterday? A lot. So many that my cousin actually made a comment about

how they're a major player at this point. Did you go around and tell all of them that the new wash code is wash 20 for 20% off? I did. I had business cards and I actually handed out QR codes to every patient i saw yeah it's watched 20 now instead of the old one because all one got it was compromised we

had to switch it up new code alert we had to flip the script well one of the issues was on the on the business card i actually put dylan's email address and i got in trouble and so dylan's up and forever oh i wish you didn't do that but okay okay. You've been once you're fine. Okay. You can hang out at the natty house. Dylan, I'll say this. That's all me. Damn dog. All right, man. So you spent a day at Augusta national. The weather was strong, right? Yes. We had overcast weather yesterday, which meant it was quarter zip weather all day i didn't didn't really do much sweating which was great um i don't know if the temperature ever got above 72 degrees i didn't see one sliver of the sun it was perfect wow so did you rock shorts? I did.

I did. Um, I rocked shorts and a, uh, it was pretty, it was actually pretty frat cause they were five inch in seam. Um, but I went with the,

I went with the, uh, row back blue and white stripe. Oh, classic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What is your number one takeaway? Honestly, this sounds lame, but the number one takeaway is just that they back it up, man. Like, I get it. I get why people say that it's a well-done tournament. I get why people love Augusta. Like, it's just an incredible spot. It's the most well-run major event I've ever seen in my entire life.

Did you get to experience, truly truly you were there after long enough that you had to use the restroom i don't know what came over me yesterday i went to the bathroom more than i have ever gone in my entire life is that not the most efficient well-run bathroom situation you've ever seen anywhere in your entire life it's amazing dude every like every single person that just saw they just have a dude who goes in and sprays it down for you. Yeah, it's incredible. So it's like all the precision of a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line. They have a guy running point, basically, who stands in front of the urinals. And when one opens up, he notifies the next person, points it out, boom, you're here.

And it just keeps going. I've just truly never seen an operation of that size be so well run like it's just incredible i i would love to know how many employees they have per patron because ever it's just everything's done yeah who'd you follow i was most i was actually most amazed by the uh the line to get food and stuff because that's run just so efficiently yeah yeah um i didn't follow anybody but the first the first major players that we saw, we, we sat down, we were kind of just walking toward the back side and we saw a crowd of people hovering over seven green. And so we were like, well,

we know that Tiger Freddie couples and JT are out there. So let's post up at 18 and just wait for them to come. We waited about 30 minutes and it lived up to the hype it was it was pretty cool anytime you get to see tigers a good day is there a part of the course that sticks out to you as being like the most like oh shit this is beautiful or this is like iconic or obviously there's anything it's amen corner like i mean when you're down there and i mean just being down there on a tuesday when people are so hype i can't even down there, just being down there on a Tuesday when people are so hype, I can't even imagine how

icy it is down there on a Sunday. It's just nails down there, man. You can just look around and you see something beautiful everywhere. I saw hashtag Chad tossed up a couple photos of his experience and I had the realization that I was about 10 people away from Chad numerous times throughout the day

He didn't actually see him didn't see anybody I knew okay see anybody yeah, yeah Okay, any any backer track you down? No, no, I was hoping I was hoping to have some some crow's nest we deals with some backers, but it didn't work out yeah, tell us about the wheat ale. Cause you were, you were letting us know in the group text that you had more than two. Yeah. I started the day with a little diet Coke and a chicken biscuit. The chicken biscuit was pretty darn good. And then I went over and about nine o'clock I was like, you know what?

I'm kind of wasting my time here. I'm just going to get a weed, a weed ale. And they were great. Um, I kept all my cups. So I've got a full stack. I can get, I can give one to the boys. I've got enough. And, uh, I didn't even drink any of the domestics or anything else.

I just went all in on the crow's nest weed ale. How's that feeling today? Pretty fine. Pretty fine. Um, i hydrated properly um we walked it all off got a lot of sleep i slept on a pull-out bed which was just so sick and uh yeah no i feel good today uh my i did just get notified that my flight is delayed by an hour so i won't be sitting at the airport now for three hours i'll be sitting here for four hours oh man hey is that yeah that weed ale is that a clear cup or a green cup beer green green cup okay oh nice i got a couple clear

cups i got a couple clear cups but mostly mostly green cups as i was uh doing my doing my work on the crow's nest the green ones are more swaggy yeah yeah yeah way frat. You don't have to do a photo reveal right now, but do you have one pick that you took that you are? Cause obviously you were using a film camera. Is there one you took that you're like, please God, I hope that turned out. I have several, but the ones that I really hope turned out the best are I took some photos of Tiger JT and Freddie couples approaching us, which were pretty cool. several but the ones that i really hope turned out the best are i took some photos of tiger jt

and freddie couples approaching us which were pretty cool and then uh just pretty much any photo with my mom and i in it i'm just really hoping that one of those turns out to be just like the perfect framer how much fun how much fun did your mom have like the most yeah like it was like the best day of all time she loves that shit shit, doesn't she? Yeah, she went off at the crow shop. Hell yeah. Did you? I did. I did, unfortunately.

I didn't stick to my plans. I had a plan of just going polo, quarter zip and hat. And I ended up getting more. I do think that one of the hats that I bought is going to get gifted to a washed media family member because, uh, I, I just don't think I can pull it off. And then the other hat that I bought for myself, I got to the shipping area and realized that the font on the hat was not white. It was pink. And so that is officially a gift for Sally. Oh, that's tough. That's a tough one. Yeah.

Yeah. It's okay. It's okay. Did you see any behavior from patrons that anybody may be pushing it a little bit? I think the only patron who pushed it a little bit was my cousin, Liz, who was shouting out Mel Nottie like crazy. And we got, we got a little talking to from someone. Damn. Okay. Mel Nottie, huh? I know.

Yeah. I don't think they like it when you do Austin FC chants for his son. Do people just, people just fall in line. Like, you could have the most wild-ass friend, but once they get in there, they're like, okay. Yeah, they don't allow you to do anything in there, man. I saw people get yelled at for running. You really can't make any celebratory noises. Like, they were not about it during the practice rounds, which is fine.

I mean, you shouldn't really be celebrating people hitting random putts on the side of the green that are too just like a marker and not a hole so i get it i get it how do you feel about the uh one of the more surprising things which i've talked about is just the the undulations and how steep the fairways are does that surprise you i feel like so many people have told me that that i wasn't like shocked by it um it was a lot like my legs are definitely a little tired today but overall like i felt good and i could i could have walked more um but it was it still is a and there are some walks where you're like man like that just took it out of my my knees for the next 10 minutes but like you're still just walking

across like the most beautiful golf course on planet earth so it's like what i can't complain about this this is great great. Yeah. Yeah. How about the bird sounds? Are they chirping those in yet? Dude, dude. Hey dude. Oh, I, I didn't even get to talk about my favorite part, dude. Have you guys ever done an upper decker at a big corner?

Okay. You did that, huh? Did you poo at the masters? Dude, I look forward to it every year. Okay. Uh, Hey, not to it every year. Okay. Hey, not to make it horny, but how good looking is Freddie in person? Good looking. It was hilarious. After he hit his drive, I heard numerous people just like –

they looked at their buddy and they just went, that was so smooth. God damn. That backswing. There's nobody cooler. Oh, yeah. Put you asleep. No, he was looking good. He backswing. There's nobody cooler. Oh yeah. Put you asleep. He was, he was looking good.

He was, he was having fun out there. Um, there was like an Aussie group that had Kim Smith, Adam Scott and stuff. And we watched them for a little bit. Uh, we watched them skip balls across the water,

which was a great time. All right. So you have 15, you have 15 bucks to spend at the concession stand. Okay. How are you going to do it? What did you have at the concession food-wise, an engagement play? Okay.

Okay. So for breakfast, I went chicken biscuit, and it was good. And then for lunch, I went to Mentho Chief's sandwich. And the other things that I had a bite of were the ice cream sandwich, the peach ice cream sandwich, which was honestly maybe the best thing. Um, and then they also had some cookies. I don't know what style cookie it was because my cousin had it and I just took a bite, but that bite of the cookie was the best bite of food I had all

day. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. You weren't, you weren't impressed with the, uh, the pimento cheese. I take it. Here's the thing. Was it good? Yes. But, like, anyone can make that. Yeah, it's like – I think –

Those are assembly line sandwiches. Yeah. And, like, here's – like, I understand the hype around it, and it's great that it's $1.50, but, like, you can make that for pretty cheap. I do think that, like, the food's a little overhyped but it is really good and when you're eating it like you're in every single person out there is in the best mood ever and so like it's really hard to not just think that everything you're doing is the best of all time because everyone's in everyone's doing a bucket list item for themselves and so like everyone's in a good mood all the people working in are in good mood so it's like yeah of course you're going to think it's the best goat cheese sandwich you've ever had

you're eating it at augustus national oh did you buy a chair a lawn chair i didn't i kind of regret not doing it um but i didn't really have a way to get it home outside of shipping it and i was already shipping enough that i was like i don't really feel like dealing with it okay i'm devastated that my stuff my stuff arrives on Friday after I, uh, leave town. And so I'm just, I'm pretty bummed that I can't flex my master's gear, uh, on, on a couple of strip that we're going on. We'll send Randy to go pick it up for you, bring it to the office. That's cool. That FedEx shipping center is pretty clutch though, isn't it? Oh, it was incredible. I mean, yeah, you just talked to the bag, they put it in a box and

get your address and ensure that stuff and send it on its way. And my mom's, my mom's stuff all gets there tomorrow. She's going to be living the dream. Oh man. I'm happy for Nancy. Me too. Hey, what, what were your dinners outside of the grounds? Did you do roadhouse? Yeah. I got some barbecue chicken from Texas roadhouse. It was terrible. Oh, it was terrible. I also had the worst was so bad. Dude, it was terrible. I also had the worst fried pickles I've ever had from Texas Roadhouse, too.

They were the saltiest things I've ever tasted. I think they messed them up, if I'm being honest. You know, the town of Augusta, it's outside of Augusta National, obviously. It's pretty unimpressive, isn't it? It really is. We didn't really do much besides go to restaurants near our hotel and stuff. So it was a pretty tame experience outside of just going to the course itself. She throwing a fat ass dip.

I mean, dude, like I just called me a big corners. No. Cause I put it in the corner of my, my lip. Oh yeah. You have to do it.

How closely have you followed the wash media empire? Pretty closely. I was pretty offline yesterday for obvious reasons, but I've had a lot of downtime, man. I don't have much to do these days right now, especially now that I got this delay. I might be in blog mode this afternoon and let something change. Let's fucking go, man.

We did 80 minutes with Ross. I know. I was jealous. You brought it. It's a gift and a curse. It's a gift that we get Ross when I'm out of town, but it's a curse that I don't get to record with Ross nearly as much as you guys do. The last 25 minutes, I think we talked Diddy and Kendrick, Drake, all that, and Ross just took the wheel.

He, like, sparked up. It was immediate. I might just call him from the airport today and just like have him relay everything. Cause I just want to, I want to ask him some questions about that situation overall, because I got a lot. Yeah.

We didn't really get to the bottom of it. We didn't crack the code yet, but we're getting there. We'll get there when you get back. Anything else, anything else we didn't ask about that, uh, from the masters that you want to share?

I'm trying to think, man. Um, I don't know. We started the day at the driving range and then we pretty much spent a lot of time i spent so much time on the back nine that like i barely saw the front nine so i got my reason to go back okay man i'm trying to think did you guys kiss that goose show last night uh after after the masters coverage was over they did a nice little live show on youtube. Yeah, Dave and I watched that together, actually. Yeah, we came back up to the office, had a little goose party, just goosing each other, watching Goose. Goosing each other.

That's what's up, dude. Welcome to the plot. Hell yeah, man. Glad to be a part of it. Well, it sounds like you had the most tactical Masters trip. It sounds so great. I've never heard, I've never seen people prepare for a Masters trip as much as my mom and

my cousin did like they had everything everything just dialed in any questions that i needed they they had answers for uh did you go to 16 i did go to 16 that was that was my favorite my favorite viewing area we uh the last day we we parked it we got it we had got chairs we parked it by 16 and it was because there's action all around you, too, which is really fun. Obviously, you see the T-shots, the approach shots come in. But there's a lot of action around it. It's just a fun spot. I actually think that was my favorite, too.

I mean, it's also a place that you see on TV. I've seen it on TV my entire life. And so just being there, it's just surreal. Because you know what it looks like, but you don't know what it feels like. And when you're standing there and looking around, it's like, oh, man. It's like a simulation almost. Yeah.

Well, I'm the last man standing. You'll get there. One of these days. One of these days, John. The only money I have on any players for this tournament is Brooks Kapka. So we'll see how this goes. Did you get to see him? No, he was the only person that I wanted to see that I didn't get to see.

But I saw pretty much everyone else that you could have wanted to see. Any wags? I saw Brooks' girl, and that's it. Okay. Yeah, she was waiting in line to get some merch. Nice. Okay. okay yeah she was waiting in line to get some merch nice okay yeah i also saw i also uh saw annika swordstone walking around in her green jacket oh good for her my cousin gave her a hey

annika like they were best friends and annika annika turned around like she was seeing an old friend and then the second she saw it was just out scrubs she uh she turned around and immediately walked away it was kind of hilarious. Okay. Come on. You got to shout out to Anika. She's one of the goats. Oh, yeah. We were talking about it the day before. So us seeing her in person, we were like, this is hilarious.

We got to say something to her. Well, we wish you safe travels home. Yep. You missed the excitement around Austin last night, but I think we made it through with minimal damage down here. Well, I'll be back in the office tomorrow around 10 30 AM. If I have a skin check,

you got to get your skin checked. Everybody just make sure you're doing that and keep it up on it. You never know what might pop up. Wow. Hold on. Randy wants to chime in. I got a question. Hello. This is a producer.

Randy, can you hear me? I can hear you, Randy. Did you get to see the eclipse at all? Were you in the air for it? Dude, don't even get me started. We ended up, our plane was grounded because of the eclipse,

as if they didn't plan on it. I don't know. I feel like this has been talked about for a while. But the second it started getting dark, the pilot was like, yeah, they're grounding all the planes in the area, so can't take off so i just sat on a plane and watched it get really dark and then watched it get really light and it was like okay cool but sally took some really good videos of it so i experienced it digitally that's cute we had a good time we had a killer party up here. It was exciting. Dude,

I'm just sitting here like watching people get off the plane and every single person has just like the biggest smile flashed on their face. Oh,

that's great. I'm so jealous of these people that are just about to be living the dream over here. Well, we're happy for you.

We look forward to seeing you tomorrow. Get back safely. We miss you. I'll be back. I'll be back i'll be back i'll talk to you guys soon all right my friend we'll see you bye bye later will to freeze ladies and there it is there's will man just uh it just sounds like he had just a no interruption like everything went well it's seemingly very smooth uh knocked out everything he needed to knock out yeah yeah happy for his mom

yeah i'm too nancy's into that stuff man do you think he's gonna surprise us with some cool merch oh um i i would gladly accept a hat but i don't know i just i really just want the the uh eclipse glasses that's what you want i wonder if he was able to snag some i'd be digging through the dumpsters trying to find one i think that's what you want i wonder if he was able to snag some i'd be digging through the dumpsters trying to find one i think that's a cool keepsake yeah yeah yeah and you know it's not not beyond me to dig through dumpsters as i often do yeah what do you want to do next oh um i see something here is called is this insulting i want to know what is perhaps insulting. Okay. What did you experience? This is probably not a big deal.

This is classic me where I'm overthinking it. But about, I don't want to say about 25 minutes ago. No, a little longer than that. I went and got coffee across the way at the coffee truck. And I ordered it online you know so when you it's probably like three dollars 350 something like that i added whole milk to it um some extra cows a little dairy uh gives you the option to tip this isn't just your this ain't your grandma's tipping segment this isn't like oh god should i tip on that? No, no, no.

My question is the platform or the service they use for tipping, it automatically will say 25%, 20%, 18%, 15%. Yeah. Is it insulting if I did 20% but it was just like 70 cents? Is that better than nothing? Or do they see that and are they like, hey, cheap ass, why don't you round up to a dollar or not do it at all? Ooh, I had a similar situation yesterday, actually.

Still 20%. So I had lunch at Masa Emas. And last week they converted from counter service to full waiter service. Interesting. I asked why they did that and they said because the kitchen was getting overwhelmed during like you know lunch hour so they're doing okay i guess i was kind of worried it was pretty empty when i was in there okay tbh but i was like okay i mean i choose this place because it's like a $12 lunch or in-your-out. So I got a bowl. It was $12.

I got water. My bill was $12 something or $13, whatever. And so I tipped 20%. But that's not a place I usually tip because, again, it's counter service. And so my tip was, you know, a couple bucks. And I felt, I felt a little cheap tipping 20% on my very, very small bill. Were you, did you eat it there? I ate it there. Did you eat in one of the tables or at the bar? At the tables. Okay. Is that, is that lame? No. I mean, I think as long as you're doing 20%. I don't know.

I don't know. The percentage that... Okay, the bill percentage thing, it's a little flawed. Because servers, they don't do... Okay, if you have a big table and you're serving 10 people, obviously you're doing more work. But the person who brought my food and refilled my water, like they're doing just as much for me as if I got $60 in food, right? Right. So it's inherently a little flawed, that system.

Yeah. That's interesting. I don't, I feel like my situation was you're pouring coffee, you're putting it there, I'm going to go grab it and leave. Normally, I would leave a dollar. A tip under a dollar feels insulting. It does. But at least you tipped. You didn't have to tip. No.

A lot of people don't. Plus, at a place like that, where they're not actually providing you much of a service or just giving you what you paid for. The tip of zero is like pretty normal. You know, they know me by now because of the previous incident. Yeah. Incidents where I... You know both trailers across the way.

Yeah, I've got Flavia's number. We talk sometimes. And then I've also got... I've had to DM Wham bam because I've ordered after their one 30 cutoff, which is fast and loose. It just depends on how busy they are. And I'd be like, Hey, I ordered on your platform. You're closed. Can we get that? Can I come get this tomorrow? Or can you make me, and you know, they're, they're great about it. But, um, I'm kind of at the point now where I went over and just got a coffee and the guy kind of gives

me the, just coffee today? I'm like, yeah, just coffee today. Like maybe I'll be back. I don't, I don't like doing the bagel sandwich in the morning. Just kind of heavy. It's heavy. It is heavy. But no, I wondered, and my other question is, and pardon me if this has been asked and answered, do they see, do they see it come through on the ticket what the tip was before they make it i've always wanted that as well i think they do yeah i just assume in every scenario they do randy you're a jimmy johns guy yeah we we uh could see every single time we're on delivery and stuff the order would come come in. If there was a pre-tip, it would already show like what was on there. Or if it wasn't tipped,

it would have a line of not tip stuff. So if it was already pre-tipped online, we would know that going into it. On Sunday, Parks and I had, I didn't eat there, but he wanted wings from Tommy Want Wingy, which is close to our place. We walked down there.

I ordered ahead. You can only order online. You can't order at the trailer itself. I love that he likes wings. He likes Tommy want wingy specific. They're really good. They're, um, Parmesan. It's, it's like the, the least heat of all of them. He likes it a lot. Anyway, pop style, right? They're all lollipop style. It's an expensive place by the way. And since, and for me, like, because I'm doing all of the leg work myself i didn't tip they just like really they text you when your order's ready you walk up to the window they hand it to you then close the window like that's that's how they do it and so i didn't tip because i'm doing everything

but i ordered it online 15 20 minutes in in advance, and I selected no tip. I walk up there. I'm like, I wanted this guy looking at me like, look at this cheap asshole. And maybe they give you the smaller wings. Tell me you want tippy. Maybe they give you the small wings, you know? Yeah. Might give you the big fat ones if you tip 20%.

What'd you get? What did I do? I got Pete Terry's next door. Oh. Because I just wasn't in the mood for wings. Gotcha. I got the grilled chicken sandwich, by the way. People were wondering.

Yeah, I got the grilled chicken sandwich. People would have been disappointed if you went burger. I've had this discussion with Will that I think this is going to be like how boomers have freak outs and rest on stuff for bad customer service, whatever. I think this is going to be like how boomers have freak outs and rest on stuff for bad customer service, whatever, that Gen X and millennials are going to have a lot of like arguments with Gen Alpha workers because they're going to come up in this like workplace that that's standard for them, that they always had this tipping thing. And like, we're going to be like, no, you don't deserve that tip.

You think it's going to come to a head? I feel like we're going to start having arguments like in our older age with these kids that think they deserve tips when they don't but if you're if you're a server somewhere at a decent restaurant don't you kind of feel like this this new tipping culture is a little unfair to you because you're actually putting in like yeah being a server like i respect the hell out that's hard work like it's a chaotic environment. They're very busy. They're running around. You got to carry big trays full of stuff. Big trays.

You know what I mean? Big. I mean, a big tray. They get 20% on their bill. That's crazy. But then the guy, like a guy at Tommy Want Wingy, should he also get 20% when he's not doing anything that you're doing? Yeah.

Well, a lot of times tipping culture is put in place to- Bring wages down. Well, yeah. It's like, yeah, we're going to pay you less, but you get tips. So it's like the entire system is reliant on that. Right. It's like a way of kind of screwing the worker. But Tommy went wingy.

It's a very expensive place, by the way. It is. It is. Honestly, that's why I never really think to go there, because I eat a lot of wings. Yeah. I'm a big wing guy. Like, Parks' meal, all he got was six wings and tater tots, no drink, and I spent over $20 there.

Dude, love that he's going tots. That's crazy. That's an out tip. I spent over $20. He's going tots, though. It's crazy. I'm so happy that he likes wings and tots. He does.

It's just a killer combo. He does. He loved Tommy One Wing, and they are good. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. It's just a killer combo he does he loved tommy one wing and they are good yeah don't get me wrong just it's a lot of control man yeah you know i'll make it up to him next time um i'll round up to a dollar it's 30 cents but like i i when i hit 20 i just kind of did it instinctually like you know it was just kind of like boom and then i hit submit and then i was like yeah if i saw that come through 70 cents yeah it's a little annoying you know i bet they appreciated that you added a little something yeah you know yeah i i do have generational wealth and i do like

to share it it's true one one tip at a time anyway okay what was duda talking about that jimmy johns no longer has was it like the shredded lettuce or something uh they don't have dijon mustard anymore. That's what it is. I only know that because I went to Jimmy John's like two or three days ago, and I asked for like, oh, we don't, we just have yellow mustard, which we didn't have yellow mustard when I worked there. And now they have a bunch of different sides.

They have like potato salad and pasta salad size. It's really weird. They've changed Jimmy John's a lot. And you tip the people that make your sandwich now too. We used to make less as delivery drivers because we were the ones getting tips. We, of course, make more off the way. But the in-shop workers made more per hour than us. But they get tips at the register now, too.

It's weird. My crazy is Dijon mustard not kind of surpassed in the sandwich game regular mustard? That's a hard question to answer. You know, mustard is more popular now? Yeah more popular yeah yeah yeah i don't know i feel like yellow mustard is still standard which of course according to brett you know mustard is an underrated condiment i'm a brown mustard guy was that like brett's like first day here he was gassing up mustard underrated condiment it's a weird way to word that this is from way. This is from the don't forget to stand up guy during COVID. Dude, no one has done more.

No one has done more for blood circulation than him. Don't forget to stand up. Just, hey, yeah. It's great for your back. Oh, shit. I've been sitting for six hours. I need to get up. Hey, for Christmas, Alyssa got me a back pillow for our couch,

specifically for the lower back. It contours to the small of my back of course and i brought it in today because you know randy was had a bad case of the fuck around and he pulled that shitty prank on brett yeah up our chairs remember that right was it hurting your back yeah it dude that chair you gave me reclines too far you can change it you can change your recline i don't want to do that why Why not? It's pretty easy to do. I shouldn't have to. I'll do it for you.

No, okay. I didn't realize that. But I still brought the pillow in and I'm going to use it up here. You should. So no, you guys can't make fun of me. No, I would never. No promises. We don't do that here.

I still put my seat warmers on in the summer. It just feels good on my back. Yeah. Okay, you do it in the summer. It feels good on my back. Yeah. You do it in the summer? Sometimes. I've been doing it the past two or three weeks, even though it's been in the 80s. You're crazy. Sometimes I need it. I sometimes do it, too.

On the lowest setting. I can't do that. Will has the air-conditioned seats whenever we go to lunch. It always throws me off when his seats are all cool. He's got air-conditioned seats? i've never had air-conditioned seats that's weird interesting okay um hey can we give a big shout out to our good good friends at squarespace this podcast is sponsored by squarespace we love squarespace It's the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online, just like us. Whether you're just starting out or managing a

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I hate to do bad news on the show. Oh, man, this is crushing. I need to get Parks on here to talk about this. Were you guys Lunchable kids? Yeah. I dabbled. It wasn't a mainstay at the chivalry home when I was growing up, but my mom would treat us to them every now and then.

Yeah. Yeah. Consumer Reports is urging the USDA to remove Lunchables from the National School Lunch Program. Why is that? You think something's gone wrong? National School Lunch Program? I didn't know that you could get them at school lunches.

That is a mail-in lunch for kids. It truly is. Jeez. It truly is. Don't do that. Well, especially since they have exceedingly high levels of sodium, but more importantly, I think, high levels of lead. Oh.

How does lead get in there? Maybe they just penciled it in. That meat is probably not the highest quality meat, I would imagine. No. You know? I don't want to see the hog reveal of that Lunchable. No, no, no. That's one hog reveal I can't stand behind.

Yeah, the snack kits, they're saying, have something called cadmium in them, which I believe is a heavy metal. And it's been linked to kidney and bone disease and cancer, according to the World Health Organization. Does it say specifically, because obviously there are many forms of Lunchable, does it say which ones are heavy in lead or have the lead in them? You know, it's hard hard to say if you'll give me a moment here oh here we go oh the rollout included two um specially created lunchable options for schools separate from lunchables sold in grocery stores labeled turkey and cheddar and extra cheesy pizza both those have lead that's good so these are different than the ones that you get in the store

because they're school. That's weird. Are you sure about that? Well, that's what he just said. Yeah, that's what it said. Different Lunchable than WeGo and Buy a Star that we grew up on. I have not bought a Lunchable in a number of years. I have.

So I don't know what they're offering now. They're really good for camping or floating the river or something just because it's like one little meal. You just go. Okay. Can I – Jeez. I saw something here and I want to talk about it.

You know they offer the extra cheesy pizza? Do you guys ever order extra cheese on a pizza? No. I've never done that in my life. It's not necessary. I've probably done it in my life, but no. No way. They always offer it.

They're like, for just a dollar more, you can get it extra cheesy and i think it's got a sufficient amount of cheese the pizza lunchables by the way don't order those it's fucking trash they're awful no are you supposed to cook them or just eat them cold i think you hit it cold either or we used to microwave them sometimes just to do it but yeah yeah. Not good. Yeah. Lunchables are not a healthy option for kids and shouldn't be allowed on the menu as part of the National School Lunch Program, said Brian Ronholm, Director of Food Policy at Consumer Reports.

The lunchables and similar lunch kits we tested contained concerning levels of sodium and harmful chemicals that can lead to serious health problems over time. They should be removed, da-da-da. That's not good. But is this one of those things where it pops on Twitter for a day or two, trends, people are making jokes about it, and then you never hear anything again and nothing gets done? Probably. Because I swear to God, this happened three months ago where somebody, a good, a good soul on Instagram shared something about, um, oats, Cheerios, Quaker oats might contain a chemical,

a pesticide linked to infertility in animals, uh, chloroquat. And I looked it up today and I was like, yeah, yeah, that's, that's definitely a thing that, that was found to be, uh, in these cereals that my kid eats, you know, but never got, never that, that was found to be, uh, in these cereals that my kid eats, you know, but never got, never found anything that anything's been done on it. You don't ever hear a follow-up story. People like, honestly, like the, the amount of glaze when you, when you like tell somebody this, like how their eyes glaze over, they're just like, well, what are you going to do? Like, yeah, I've been eating that my whole life. I'm fine. It's like, yeah, but I still don't,

I'd like that to not be a part of the food cycle. How much faith we have in just what's available to us? Like, oh, if it's sold in a store, it must be okay. 100%. Yeah. It's crazy. You just kind of go with it and don't think about this shit. But a lot of terrible stuff out there.

I think I'm food woke. Are you? I am. I'm not. I think I'm food woke. Are you? I am. I'm not. I'm very conscientious. I think it's now that I have kids, and I'm very much like, okay, I don't want them eating that shit. Rhodes has never had a Lunchable, to be fair. Parks has had a handful of Lunchables.

He's probably had, with me, fewer than 10 Lunchables. He asks for them him sometimes i'm like man it's just really bad quality food we're not going to do it but uh and he's still growing and all that stuff so i make sure he's eating right but for myself i don't i don't pay attention to stuff like this too much i probably should more the lunchables also contain the pesticide sodium diacetate, which adds sourness and fights fungus and bacteria, as well as another one that I'm not even going to try to talk about, which has been shown to create inflammation and digestive issues in animals. See, this sucks, dude. Yeah. I mean, realistically, no one ever felt good about eating a Lunchable.

Yeah. It's not a health play when you purchase it. It's really not. Oh, my kid likes this. It's a convenience play. My kid likes it. I don't have to cook anything. Here you go.

Were you a bring your lunch to school kid? No. Parks is. What do you make him? What does his mom make him? His mom usually makes him a tuna sandwich. Okay. I typically make him a ham sandwich

and I'll cut up, he loves cucumber. I'll cut up cucumber or grapes and I'll hit him with some chips as well. Dude, shout out to him for eating tuna sandwiches. He loves it. I don't think I ate tuna anything

until like after high school. I didn't like any seafood. I think I was saying both with you. I was grossed out. The main reason he doesn't like to eat at the school because the line moves really slowly. Yeah. He likes to sit down and get to work.'s a very slow eater it's honestly pretty frustrating how slow this kid eats so that's that's part of it too he likes to sit

out and just go at it yeah i uh i didn't really start buying my lunch at school until high school high school we had a big cafeteria with i always bought lunch more options we had uh the uh the power lunch line which is what the football players ate and like the power lunch line like that was supposed to be like the healthy option it wasn't like looking back it was like it was like fried chicken strips um you could get a baked potato in there too so it was just like heavy shit it was heavy that's all that's the only reason it was the power lunch line. Yeah. Uh, you also had, you could get the personal pizzas. Like we didn't have one of those high schools that had like a Chick-fil-A in it. Like they have now we had a pizza hut station, get the personal pan pizzas. Yeah. I think it was only open once a week though.

I think ours was similar to that too. We had inch a lot of Thursdays and they were gas. Everyone, everyone always made a point to go, even on senior year when we could go off campus, we would sometimes go to the cafeteria on Thursday for the enchiladas. Did y'all have off-campus lunch? Only for seniors. Only for seniors?

But we would still sneak off sometimes. Because we didn't. We never had it. I don't think we did either. Oh, really? Yeah, I get it. But my buddy Will had a Jeep. And our senior year, when we kind of mailed it in, we would jump the curb in it and go.

And then one day, shout out Mikey C, Mr. Kreitzberg, the principal. He pulled the three of us out of class. And he's like, hey, you guys are about to graduate. Don't screw it up. Just eat lunch here. The guy who patrolled our school parking lot and made sure you don't leave campus for lunch unless you're a senior,

he was a really old man in a golf cart. His nickname was Stealth. That's what we all called him because he would just lurk around and pop you. He'd come out of nowhere. It was really fun. Hell yeah. Yeah.

But we still snuck off. Yeah, we bribed our guy a couple times yeah he was cool brought him some wings or something one day yeah we brought him some wings didn't tip the wing pull okay brought him wing stop uh no uh dude like the year i got there because we had our freshman year was at the ninth grade school uh there was a dude from duncanville who's on the state baseball team he had a four he had a ride to texas um and his senior prank he helped burn down the guard shack he got caught and he lost his scholarship to texas i don't know where he went what happened to him burned down the guard shack yeah uh burned it down it down, which was fucked up. That's beyond prank.

The guard shack. The guard shack. Arson. Everybody liked the guard. It wasn't like. Yeah, that's a felony. Yeah. What are you doing?

I think he avoided any felony charges, but he definitely got in trouble. Yikes. And he would have been on that national championship team. Oh. Yeah, because he was on the same high school team as Simmons. Yeah, they won 05. Yeah. That would line up. Yeah. Yikes. oh yeah because he was on the same high school team as like simmons yeah they 105 yeah that would line up yeah yikes tough scene um let's do something a little bit more uh light-hearted you guys ever party with priests it's on my bucket list dave yeah but i haven't done it yet

uh randy sent me. It says priest jailed after a man collapsed from too many erectile drugs at cleric sex party. Okay. They're not supposed to have sex. Polish priest has been sentenced to 18 months in jail for sex and drug crimes after a man collapsed during an orgy at his home. Is that worst case scenario, your orge, if somebody collapses? Or does that mean you just had a killer orgy? Is that why they got, this party got busted

because they had to take this dude to the hospital? I don't know if he busted or not. Okay. He collapsed, it says. According to Polish media, the victim had taken too many erectile dysfunction pills.

Us Polacks, man, just out there partying. Okay, jailed for 18 months. What's the charge? It says he charged it to the game. No, it says I guess he was providing these drugs and also he had a massive orgy at his place, which I guess you can't do.

From what I understand, orgies are not illegal. They might be in Poland. Poland, buddy. Oh, okay. Yeah, you don't know, man. They do it differently in Southwest Poland, specifically at the Diocese of Sosnowiec. Randy, you're Polish.

Are orgies illegal? I would say, as a Polish person, that if you want to have an orgy, go ahead, have an orgy. But I'm going to see if orgies are illegal. Randy endorses orgies for Polish people. Yes. An ambulance was called but when paramedics arrived

they were refused entry and were only able to administer aid after police arrived. That's where he thought that. That's what gets you on Provo. That'll get your house

kicked off campus right there. this is silly. See, this guy presumably high up in the church there, you got to have somebody on staff or you got to have somebody participating like a doctor. You got to have somebody there who can administer medical

care if somebody pops one too many blue pills and goes crazy. If you're a priest, how do you find other clergymen who are interested in doing home orgy parties? Like, hey man, I got this thing going on at the crib later this month. I don't know if you want to come through. Maybe you do like an Instagram story with a poll on it. Yeah, how's that conversation go down? Like, orgy tonight? Yay or nay?

Oh, you're a priest, though. Yeah, it's on the low, man. Got plenty of boner pills to go around. Man, do you think they just had like a big bowl of boner pills? Like Quaaludes in that one movie? Yeah, what movie was that? Wolf of Wall Street. Oh, yeah.

Dude, freaking epic. Just boner pills? Yeah. Boner pills for everybody? That's pretty lit. I haven't found if it's illegal, but I did find an article. It says Polish museum asked visitors to stop having sex on its premises. What's up with the Polish, Randy?

Is everybody fucking over there? Apparently, it was just at some old Prussian war fort. People are just going there to fuck. Aw, was it a Prussian? This is back in 2022. The picture they used on this article of this bishop who has this deviant smirk on his face. Well played. This dude looks like a fucking scumbag he does he looks like he throws orgy parties he looks like he throws orgy parties and rejects uh medical care until the police exactly what he looks like i mean

what the fuck yeah oh you couldn't handle the pill you collapsed in my party how did your bone not go down for four hours? Oh, no. Your heart gave out? Did someone throw it back too hard? Oh, no. Think they're human decanting? Jesus, that's a little far.

Randy, come on, dude. What the hell? I was just wondering, man. You're the Polish one? Yeah. They got a drink at these, right? I mean, you're breaking all the other rules. Might as well drink while you're at it.

Yeah. Surely, what if that's where they're like, hey, hey, whoa, hey, caught wind that Jeremiah, that's not a Polish name, Jeremiah was drinking. We gotta get him out. Hey, you're out of here, buddy.

Hey, pal. Hey, you are out. We don't do that. Well, Randy, what do you have to say for yourself? I would say that I think priests should stay in their priesthood and stick to their vows as a confirmed Catholic. Would you agree with that, also confirmed Catholic, David?

Don't put this on me, but yeah, I think that's a good idea. Oh, man, that's tough. Well, this guy stepped down, but he gave no reason for his resignation, and then he kind of found out. Then they found out that this is what happened. I could go for a Polish sausage thinking all this stuff. Well, those are wild.

Good old kielbasa. What's your favorite sausage? Ooh. Honestly, Terry Black's jalapeno cheddar is probably one of my favorite sausages I've ever had. Okay. Really good.

I don't know if I've had that. Oh, you didn't have Terry Black's? I've had Terry Black's, just not the sausage. I'm a brisket pork rib kind of guy at a place like that. That's my kind of thing. You know how I do it, dude. Yeah, I do. Why don't we never go there?

It's very heavy. It's very heavy. It's a long line, and it's like $65 a person. All right. Other than those very valid reasons, why don't we ever go there? It's so close, man. It's right there.

If you go at 11, you can miss the line. It's a day, it's a day, not a day ruiner, but it's a day trajectory changer. And that's not what you're looking for. No, not typically.

All right. I need to go to Leroy & Lewis soon. We got to do that. Brick and mortar. It's got brick brick and mortar it's the best burger i've ever had in my life it is so good that's the place i went right when it opened at like 11 it was the 10th person in line and they were out of burgers by the time i got up there just seems like they should have had more burgers they had they had nine burgers i i was like, just no burgers today? Like, no, man, we had some big orders. I'm like, cool, I'll have the brisket, which, by the way,

I didn't think the brisket was that great. Where's the brick and mortar location? Yeah, it's like, I think, Manchac and Stasny, maybe? Yeah. Ah, Sunset Valley. Sunset Valley way. Okay. Very cool.

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dylan oh thanks for asking dave let's see what do i have going on uh parks has two baseball games one friday one saturday and i'm just hoping that none of the parents or coaches listen to the episode that i did on monday so it might be an awkward conversation to me. I don't think they have. Anyway, yeah, it's a baseball weekend. Friday, I don't have parts Friday evening. I might step out a little bit. I don't know. TBD. Yeah, Saturday, another baseball game.

And then Sunday, he's got a little birthday party for his friend. And he'll be doing that in the afternoon. And then I don't know what else we got going on so we got the invite to the uh fritz birthday party uh-huh i think that weekend roads is like three birthday parties really saturday and sunday it's just they start to stack up it's it really like ross mentioned it yesterday uh on the patreon check it out it really is like kind of your social life like this age it's on the Patreon. Check it out. It really is like kind of your social life.

Like this age, it's like you're going to go to these things. And they're getting easier to socialize at. But the first few when like they're really little and they can't really like entertain themselves, those were tough, man. Those were real tough. By the way, can you still do the free trial on Patreon? Is that still an option? Yeah, it's still going. Okay. I never know if I should sell that point.

Seven-day free trial for Patreon. Cool. And that's all I got. Pretty low-key, pretty parks-filled weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big weekend in combat sports, you got UFC 300, which is a massive card. I will be watching that. If Dan's back in town, I'll be watching it with Dan.

If Dan is not back in town, I'll be watching it at home. So how about that? We do have T-ball Saturday morning. That's a thing. Okay. I'm loving it. I told you this. Coach has kind of tried to fix his swing.

He's showing all the kids like the right way i feel like game one or practice one it was just let him swing how they want and roger's pretty good at that now he's like trying to hold the bat vertical a little bit more baseball i know and there was a little regression but like i'm i'm interested to see how he does this week with it i gotta fix parks to swing he's just collapsing his backside and it's killing it's killing his vibe i keep trying to tell him his coach even try to give him some pointers and he'll give you a I got to fix Parks' swing. He's just collapsing his backside, and it's killing his vibe. I keep trying to tell him, his coach even tried to give him some pointers, and he'll give you a couple good practice swings,

and then he gets up to bat, and he just collapses again. I can't fix it. Is he dropping the hands? He's dropping the barrel of the bat big time. It just comes like that. So basically, he's swinging up on the ball. I had a similar problem when I was a kid. I was like, dude, I had the same thing.

It's going to take you a while to get out of it, but you've got to fix it if you want to have fun out here. Got to. Where's he playing in the field? They bounce him all around. He's mostly left field and shortstop right now. Nice. They don't have him on the hot corner?

No. Dude, at that level of baseball, up until, I don't know, you're 10, 11, if you hit a ground ball on the left side of the infield, you're getting on base. They cannot make the throw across the diamond. They can't do it. No, if it was me, that was famously me at third base. You can't do it. They can field it cleanly at third base,

but they're shooting rainbows over at first base, and it just doesn't get there. No, nobody's got a hose over there yet. It just doesn't get there. Nobody's got a hose over there yet. Hey, Randy, what are you doing? Hey, David. You've got a big weekend planned, buddy. Big old weekend.

Friday, doing a little get-together at Omar's place. His girlfriend, I think, is finishing another year of grad school or something. I don't know. We're doing some type of academia party. We're dressing up a bunch of nerd stuff. Yeah, he didn't text you. I don't know. Finishing another year of grad school or something. I don't know. We're doing some type of academia party. Like we're dressing up a bunch of nerd stuff. Yeah. He didn't text you. I don't know what that was about.

But Saturday, Saturday is the big day. Did not celebrate my birthday. Really. I didn't plan to this past weekend because of the eclipse and everyone was busy and all this other stuff. So this is the weekend we're celebrating my 30th and we are going to the Ren Fair on Saturday. Going to be getting drunk, all some mead. Short for Renaissance. Renaissance Fair, yes.

Renaissance Festival, fair, whatever, all that. So we're going to go there, going to get all dressed up, going to have some fun, drink some mead, watch some jousting, all that. And I will be camping out that night too. So see what the late night activities and stuff are like. I bought a tent four years ago and I have yet to use it. So I get to actually camp. How long have you been planning your fit? About like a week now.

That's it? Yeah. I didn't really know what I was going to do. So I got all my stuff off Amazon. So I think I'm ready to go. What am I honest assessment of that event that you just described? Go ahead. You know, I'm not into that shit right

the renaissance stuff it's not for me having said that that sounded like a fun a fun time like i could i could get down the spin of the night angle i didn't know that was an option that's cool i like that i bet it's just a freak fest at night apparently according to boosh uh the one in outside of houston because he said that he went to that one, that's the biggest one in the world. It's huge. I want to go to that. That takes place in October. But they have like there's clans that are like people that go every every year.

They're like just groups that have designated campgrounds and stuff. He said apparently one of the clans there, their thing every year is that they just get naked and that's how they camp out. I was going to say that that's a dump them out environment. Yeah. The kind of women who go to those things are the kind who dump them out for a player. Damn. Which is a compliment, I think.

No judgment. Dump them out. Busty damsels? I think so. I've seen some videos from just the people around at the la like the california run fairs some very attractive people to actually go to those ones really yeah oh yeah hot nerds hot nerds that sounds fun you're you guys are invited i know you have baseball and i don't know all you but what night are you going uh so we'll be going i'll be getting in at like noon on saturday because that's when the uh campgrounds open so we'll set up camp and all that and then it's from i think the actual

fair is from 10 till dusk so it probably will close around like seven and then just stay there the whole night there maybe go back sunday i don't know do the clans ever clash clash clans good app what's your town hall at? Yeah, they ever fight? Like gang fights? I don't know. This is my second Renfrew ever. My first one was last year, and I went on a Sunday,

and I had an absolute blast. I was like, I really want to go back to this. This is fun. You think a clan is going to try and recruit you? Maybe. You're a free agent. That's true. Okay. I am a fighting male of fighting male age.

I might be too old you should parlay this into like a career at medieval times dinner and tournament where you become I don't know the green knight

we should do a Dallas meetup and then you and I just go to medieval times everyone else can go to everyone else but you and I can go to medieval times

why just you and I I don't know if anyone else would be interested no dude medieval times is sick it is you Dylan would go to medieval times would he it's pretty it's pretty cool you get a rotisserie chicken I don't know if anyone else would be interested. No, dude. Medieval Times is sick. It is. Dylan would go to Medieval Times.

Would he? It's pretty cool. You get a rotisserie chicken. That's not a selling point for me. Dylan, what aren't you getting? It's dinner and tournament. Do they have ale? Oh, yeah.

What the fuck? Yeah, they got a bar there. And they got a dungeon, too. You can tour the dungeon. Yeah. It's pretty much a museum of all the torture devices they used to use in the Medieval Times. Probably don't have shit on your dungeon. I don't have a dungeon. Yeah. It's pretty much a museum of like all the torture devices they used to use in like the medieval times. Probably don't have shit on your dungeon. I don't have a dungeon.

Okay. Okay, Randy. Good for you, man. Yeah. Looking forward to it. Follow me on Instagram at Randy Trebecki. I'm sure I'll be putting stuff up on my story. How far away is it?

It's like 50. It's like 45, 50 minutes. I'm not sure. Fantastic. Good stuff not sure. Fantastic. Good stuff. Delightful. Thanks to Will DeFreeze for joining us. And we'll be recording voicemails,

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