Circling Back - Lying Lebron & Aggressive Yelp Reviews

Episode Date: November 9, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard south to the only hard south with vitamin c from superfruit acerola my name is will defries to my left david ruff hey so we're gonna keep it pretty light today um we're not gonna jump into politics like it's just not our place but i do want to say um randy didn't vote wow what's randy's problem wow what's randy's problem wow what's your problem is he that's your civic duty is he registered to vote he said he said he pulled up in the line there was like 50 people and he was like man this is what he told me via text he did what larry david did and he found someone with opposing viewpoints in line agreed not to made a handshake deal and walked out

points in line agree not to make a handshake deal and walked out all time i watched that clip yesterday it was just cracking up all time the way randy's got to save ourselves a trip he's got two hands on his phone are you gramming are you about to get a gram off dude you need to stop giving him like you need to stop giving him runway with that yeah it's just too it's too much of a thing i don't i don't like it like we shouldn't be thinking about this like we shouldn't be propping his grams up mid-episode he's taking advantage of our product that's true he is that's something that we should um we should factor in as we like onboard new new employees like hey yeah we're paying you extremely poorly but you can get some grams off that's what we could tell them

it's a good pitch yeah the gram likes are like kind of like tips so you can just pay them like nothing it's like sorry yeah like it's not a living wage but you get clout which i mean what's more important these days? I'm kidding. We're actually very competitive. Thank you. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, guys.

I would just like to wish my son, Parks Edwin Chivry, the best of luck today as he runs for class vice president, teacher's president. They all agree that the teacher will be the president of the class. I was going to ask. He's running for vice president. Teacher is president. They all agree that the teacher will be the president of the class. I was going to ask. He's running for vice president. He was nominated and gave a little speech last week. They did a preliminary vote, and he was top two. So today, he delivers his second speech a little bit longer. I helped him with it.

Is it a runoff? What did the exit poll say? It's looking tight. It's about fitty-fitty. Let me tell you this. I just don't trust politicians, dude. Yeah. Well, he's seven.

You can trust him. What's his platform? His platform is, all right, he wants everyone to be kind to each other. He's going to work to ensure that happens. He wants to introduce some fun learning activities for the class he told me he wanted to extend um recess by five minutes i said i don't think you can pull that one off you don't want to promise see that now my needle's moving a little bit you don't promise you didn't do much he's doing the you gotta under promise over deliver yeah you like you can't just

change the schedule of the school but I like where your head's at. Folks, I'm officially supporting Parks. He also said if he wins, he's going to bring a treat for everybody. So a little bribery. Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good. He's greasing the old poles.

I helped him come up with this campaign slogan. You guys want to hear it? Hold on. Hold on. Can we come up with our own? Yeah. I don't have any. Parks and Rec. But Rec is spelled W-r-e-c-k because he's gonna he's gonna wreck the elite that's not elite that's not it the patriarchy that's not it fuck but it's a good

guess okay it's also really long what you just said it wouldn't it wouldn't go smoothly i uh torch has been passed to uh He's doing JFK. What about walks with the parks? How about I just tell you guys? Vote chivalry. How about I just tell you? That's confusing. Use your smarts.

Vote for parks. It doesn't rhyme. It's close enough. It rhymes when you say it, but if I saw that on paper, I'd be like, okay. Use your smarts.

Vote for Parks. Okay. Let's workshop this. I did his hair today. I don't fuck with Narcs. Vote for Parks. It's a little aggressive for a second grade classroom environment. No more Narcs.

Vote for Parks. JFK is pretty good. What if he said said make second grade great again not terrible make second grade again make second grade great again

where does he stand on school choice what do you mean by school choice like giving parents the option to send their kids to different schools he doesn't have a take on that at the moment what's he gonna do about our property taxes they're out of control again that's i think that's above the second grade like level of comprehension does he's just gonna stick to the basics on this one does he support boots on the ground in ukraine uh yeah As a matter of fact.

Does he, did he, did he pitch doing any like, you know, promises regarding school lunches, cafeterias? He did not. Microwave salmon every Friday? Hey, no, that's not part of his campaign either. Hey, man. Part of his platform. No. He's going part of his campaign either. Hey, man. Part of his platform. No.

He's going to crush it, man. I'd say he should have used us as like a marketing machine for him just because we've got a pretty good reach, but I don't know if our audiences align. I told him to spread a rumor about his opponent. Yeah? Say some just nasty shit about him. Yeah.

And just see if it's spread. Yeah, let's tank this kid. Have him contact me. You got people? Should we get his opponent canceled little uh november let's get the parents canceled he's got some unsavory uh kindergarten drawings that uh we uh that might see the light of day i uh i pledge to uh remove the crust from all peanut butter and jelly. Uncrustables. He took one to school today for a snack, actually. I know he did.

We bought a bunch for Fritz and I started eating them. And I will say that Uncrustables make your beard smell like peanut butter. So I had to start washing my face after every Uncrustable, which was not something I enjoyed doing. He should honestly make every Wednesday Texas goulash day in the cafeteria because everybody fucks with texas goulash i don't think he can pull something like that i heard he promised cruda tuesdays cruda yeah whole squad just eating crudite on tuesdays in the in the cafeteria is that dr oz he did pitch crudite video he did pitch henley thursdays that's good that's good that's good so i'll let you guys know if he wins what

does he think about paternity leave tonight all right we can we can move on fraternity leave yeah like like the pledge of frat two weeks it took us not enough most pledgeships are over two weeks it's like how weak is the whole thing and if your pledge class fucking sucks it's like you can go to the worst class of all time you guys are so so they're dude those guys are not going to get initiated no like i really don't think they are you guys have it so easy compared to us you have no idea oh dude they killed one of ours they killed the pledge they killed one of my pledge brothers yeah just to prove a point what point were they trying to prove if you don't shape up you're dead man brothers for life except for that one i mean it was quick it was just yeah i mean he's i guess he's an active for life that kid fell through the cracks

he was a legacy not sure how he got a bed legacy bed yeah that was a good show today sorry i was out yesterday i don't care dude touching based went hard yesterday yeah oh the guy who's down bad there's someone alleging that they named the pod okay and he did email me if he if he can support proof he gets a free t-shirt i have not looked at his email yeah oh he did he done did it okay is can he can Okay. If we can confirm that our man David was the first person to pitch that, then we will make David a code, and David will get a free little thing from the Wash Media store. He will get a free little thing.

You will get a free bag of golf tees. Hey, I'm glad you guys mentioned the Wash Media store, the shop. We got a new hat that will be um probably in inventory next week sometime excuse me and it is fucking sick is this the one y'all were designing a few weeks ago it is that one's this is a cool hat it's sick you're gonna you're gonna want to see it and perhaps purchase it and wear it on your head i would also say i would also like to put out there that don't patrons get a uh little discount they do yeah i need to yeah i need to discontinue the old one and give a new one yeah you need to re-up that as a make a reminder for yourself today write write that down

write that down in case somebody wants to run it don't mess that up okay i'll do it okay um yeah go get the shop david's wearing an offline shirt yesterday it was honestly looked really hot check it out on tiktok it's going viral. So you wore an offline tee online. Yeah. You get it? Wow. Yeah, it's the duality of man. Wow.

The juxtaposition. You're not allowed. You don't. I can say a word. It's a word. It's not Dave. Dave didn't make it up. No, but you never heard of it until I said it.

You poo-poo juxtaposition all the time. Because it's a word I used to use effectively, and then Dave just ran with it. You've never used that word. You didn't even know how to said it. You poo-poo juxtaposition all the time. Because it's a word I used to use like effectively and then Dave just ran with it. You've never used that word. You didn't even know how to spell it. I can spell juxtaposition. Yeah,

because I showed you. Remember? When I sat down on your computer and taught you how to spell it? It's not accurate. I showed you

how to hunt and peck it on your keyboard. Oh my God. That was fun, man. I heard Greg abbott was talking about the cuxta position after he won you know last night really what'd he say the cuxta position yeah he was just shitting on beto damn you think beto's just skateboarding with a frown on today or beto i would just like it dude just shows up at the skate park and just vibes out there for a few minutes just collects his thoughts i would like it if if that's how he like he coped coped was skateboarding dude but not like doing tricks

just kind of just pushing his actual coping mechanism is coping he's on the coping you don't know about that do you copenhagen oh maybe that's how he does sorry that's me packing my 10 no we did school i was never good at packing tin i was that's the only thing i like to do with it though i've never done i've never done like long cut come up i'm a i'm a beta yeah yeah yeah the only thing i ever did when i tried it was pouches back when you tried it yeah well like dude those pouches are so big i've never done one dude they're so big okay i'll be honest the first puke i ever had while doing it on the golf course actually felt kind of good kind of felt good to get rid of all that beer in my belly oh you've been getting a

lot of cred on tiktok lately not you like per se but your your uh entire way of pouring beer i've been seeing a lot of stuff about this on tiktok lately and i'm officially on board dude it makes all the sense if if we have any certified beer heads out there like i hope you're i hope you don't get mad at what we're about to say some close friends of mine i won't name names eugene i won't name names it's not eugene it's always eugene it's not he's that guy it's someone it's someone who might be making a trek South 35 this weekend. He gave me a lot of shit for it, I recall. I was like, you don't even know what you're talking about.

Trust me, this is the way to pour a beer. Tell the folks at home who listen to this show what your pouring method is. When you pour a beer into a glass, the common misconception is that you slowly pour it down the inside of the glass as to not create head. That is not the right way to do it. Okay. Beer head. Oh.

Because if you pour it that way and then you drink it, the gases are going to escape eventually. You want to do it in your glass or in your stomach. You get very burpy. It's gross, right? If you drink it that way. You don't want to do it in your glass or in your stomach. You get very burpy. It's just, it's gross, right? If you drink it that way, you don't want to.

Yeah. If you pour it down the middle of the glass, insert head joke here. If you pour it down the middle of the glass, it creates a nice head. That's what you want. That way, when you drink it,

it does. The gases have already been released. Thus you won't be all burpy. It won't happen inside your stomach. It's already happened in your glass. want some head it's healthy i tip my glass to girls with class what dave nothing you you just want to you want to pour your little keystone light you know down the i only drink molson coors you know that i i'm officially a subscriber to this uh i unfortunately most of the beer that i drink at home is guinness that you kind of have to pour it a certain way so it

doesn't really apply but overall i'm 100 gonna start pouring beers like that i saw a couple guys like showing the difference and swishing it around and i was like yeah yeah done if you have people demonstrated for you you'll be like okay yeah some i'm hella burpy lately when I drink beer. I think nitro stouts will tell you that's how you should pour. Yeah, yeah. No, they tell you to go straight up and down. Yeah, yeah. I mean, even do your lagers that way.

I'm not drinking that much beer. I'm not going like full Randy, but I just, I'm not drinking as much beer as I used to. I hear you. I hear you. Dude, I've been drinking so much beer lately that people have been calling me a draft king. God damn it. You don't have to add Rita's every time. Hockey fans, it's finally time to hit the ice.

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Coincides with content week. But officially announcing it is livestream week. We do a Too Much Dip live stream presented by draft Kings every Thursday before Thursday night football kicks off six 30, hard six 30 central. And we pick games. It's Dylan KJ and I, the too much dip crew.

And we have a guest tomorrow's guest is a, a feller, a Twitter personality, Eddie Rosevic feller i think that's how you say it i've never actually i just call him eddie on my money my money my money's gonna say that's not how you say it let's let him history will be the judge that'll be the first question we ask yeah it has to be he's uh he is a zero per his bio zero time award winning correspondent for at sooner scoop Scoop, Norman Bureau, at Franchise OK Morning Show, 6 to 10, unofficial 40 podcast.

So he is an OU guy. Hey, Dylan, man. Hey, if you want to sit this one out, man. Are you going to ask him about that kid who just flipped from OU to Texas? Yeah. The Westlake kid? I am, actually. Okay.

And I'm going to make it all about me because that kid's dad uh coached me in eighth grade anyway so he will be joining us if you've not if you've not checked out the stream check it out tomorrow's a great time to jump in basically we dick around for 10 minutes then we pick games i'd pick games very poorly turns out and uh you can fade me it's fun you can talk shit to me in the comments. We'll put it up there. We'll all get a laugh. You can say something about Dylan.

No teeth jokes. We're not going to put your teeth jokes up. That's not something we're doing. I appreciate it. But check it out on the Too Much Dip YouTube page.

Hope to get the nod one day to be a guest picker. Just let me know, guys. Oh, wow. We'd love to get a nod. I got one last season. Okay, we'll see. If we're scraping the bottom of the barrel and we can't find anything, we'll hit you up.

That's why I haven't been watching this season. I'm in protest. You really haven't? I'm in protest this season. Hey, Michigan's pretty good. You should check them out. That's the kind of take you're going to get with too much dip. There it is.

That's some shit you're not getting anywhere else. You guys should get LeBon oh man he'd be too good at picking games he can like read the future this meme format is my favorite meme format probably the last month or so i know that's not like a huge it's not huge nod but i i'm absolutely loving this right i am too so it all started because there was a thread that came out that was just a bunch of videos of LeBron lying for absolutely no reason. Just making shit up for no reason at all. He had a Malcolm X book in his hand.

Dude clearly had not opened it up yet. He talked about how he knew. This all started because he talked about how he listened to Migos in like 2000. 2010. He said his first year in Miami, he was like telling the heat, the guys on the heat, like, hey, these Migos guys, they're up next. Like they, trust me, they're going to be a big deal. They were just performing in like clubs around.

No, didn't their first mixtape come out in 2011? Mixtape dropped the next year. The timeline didn't add up. No, but he's got his ear to the streets. I think it might have been Trill Withers, but somebody a few months back, maybe a couple years ago. So LeBron owns part of a club, right?

A Champions League club? Is it Liverpool? Yeah. There's something like that. Well, so he was doing an interview with one of the english i don't know if it was sky news whatever bbc whatever and they were like asking him about it and they were like you know that he used to play for liverpool like one of the co-hosts and he's like i did know

that yes yes i did know that and it's clear he does not know that it was jamie carragher is this like when trump was asked like which version of the Bible he likes best? It's a lot like that. Yeah. He's like, I kind of like them both the same. Yeah. Good answer. It's like when you're at a dinner party and someone asks if you've seen a movie and you

don't feel like saying no and making it awkward. So you just say like, oh, yeah, I think I've seen that. Yeah, I think I've seen that actually. When they talk to you about like nuanced like plot points, you're like, uh-huh. Yeah, totally. I know, man. I was crazy with the cinematography yeah dude yeah it was so long ago like i don't really remember but like yeah i

dude it sounds really familiar yeah i catch myself doing that almost weekly i've i've officially become a person that just says no now makes my life a lot easier and and it's it's i'm in a new chapter of my life well now the meme format is just everyone making things up my favorite one that i've seen so far is when he called that uh he knew where osama bin laden was yeah i enjoyed that for some reason wait should we give examples of like actual lies he's told like other ones the one about kobe yeah where you say he just knew he had a feeling that kobe was gonna go off the night that kobe dropped 81 he predicted he said he told his buddies that kobe was gonna go for 70 that night you don't have to lie like you're you're lebron james you're lebron james you're lebron james i think he's like at that point to where it's just

it's easier for him to lie than to do like what your method and just be like no i'm i'm not familiar with it wait did you see the godfather one that one's hard to watch yeah that i that one might be the hardest one to watch because he clearly has never seen the god why do that journal is keep pressing him on it i don't know the full context of that conversation but he gave the impression that he was like into the godfather trilogy or i don't know which ones he had seen and so a reporter asked him like oh so what's like your favorite line or something he couldn't come up with a single one he's like oh the movie's nine hours long that's like a real life oh you like iron maiden name five songs yeah like okay give us one line from it that's it just one couldn't do it

i i mean like there's right oh how do the historic lines in that i would have gone with why do why do people wear band t-shirts for bands that they don't listen to i don't know fashion you should ask barrett that on retail therapy it's just like why would you i don't understand why you'd want to be a free advertisement for a band that you have no affiliation with when you could just not do that bae's got like a vintage rolling stones tea that she wears but i feel like if i saw him in concert i almost just said i feel like if i put a gun to her head she could figure out five songs but that would be a really aggressive move for me tell me five songs yeah will was here earlier and he put a gun to my head talking about rolling stones start me up

deep cuts sympathy for the dava can i read the uh the uh bin laden one like verbatim please do you know when i first got to miami in 2011 i just had a strange feeling that osama bin laden was hiding in abodabad pakistan i told coach spo and d wade about it and they set up a meeting with obama and we got it done hashtag justhtag just a kid from Akron. He didn't actually say that to my knowledge. Just wanted to put that out. Oh my God. Okay. It's also the books that he like fake reads all the time.

This one says, I told JFK that the drop top wasn't a good idea the day before. That's good. That's good. That's good. JFK was famously assassinated in dallas texas how what's the what's the how long do you have to wait before you can like laugh at a uh assassination joke and not have to clarify like no i'm sorry that's too soon 10 years 10 years oh you see all the the books that he fake he's like 50 i kind of like actually i if there's one

thing i respect is fake reading a book to his credit though he's always on page like seven when he's always when he like marks his spot in front of the cameras this is my favorite basic girl instagram it's like i just started i don't know basic girls on instagram will post their vacation book on like the beach and you'll see the bookmark and it's like two pages in and it's like no you're not actually you got two pages in before you took the pic that's an ig prop yeah as soon as i finished the first chapter i immediately thought to myself oh yeah george kills lenny at the end i could just feel it did did you guys have like any boys in high school that would just like stretch the truth all the time and you just knew it was happening so you just let it happen you guys play golf with the guy hell yeah cline

it's not cline a boy from high school he doesn't listen to this show but he does a thing when we're reminiscing about the good old days of you know just being shitheads in the dunk in the dunk he would we would tell a story and he'd be like i do remember that and then like me and my other buddies like we'll we'll side text and be like he was definitely not there for that like he wasn't remember that verbatim i can see it now he wasn't there so now he is known as like including himself in stories that like dude you had already gone off to college there was a guy that i was like tangentially tangentially friends with like not that close but he and i dated similar people so we like hung out once in a while and it got to the point where he would start telling stories and i'm

like this is my this happened to me he hijacked your story he did it numerous times to the point where i was like dude like he's like and he would try to pass it off as his own and then then he would revert and be like oh no, no, it was actually my boy. And I was like, it was me. Like, I told this story to you like two months ago. That puts you in a weird spot because you look like you want all the credit if you're like, that was actually me. But at the same time, you're like, I can't let you get away with this. Luckily, the person that I was dating at the time was decent at navigating that situation and knowing that I was not whatever.

We had a friend who was also along the same lines, a joke stealer. Love that. He did quite well with the ladies, but he would take something funny that someone said weeks, days, hours before, and you'd see him drop it to like a group of girls and he would just kill. And you're just back there like- I kind of respect that. He's stealing my material.

I kind of respect it. And let me tell you, he's cleaning up. Yeah, there it is. It's going quite well. There it is. Shout out to him. You know who you are. Oh, man.

I do remember that. I do. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I do remember that. I do. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He just lied for no reason. There is no reason. What does it do for the greater good? Like, dude, you're one of the greatest players of all time.

You don't need people to think you're cool because you read books. Like, just dunk. And we're all like, you're the man. We love you. Just dunk. Or like, just no. Sorry, that sounded like shut up and dribble. Yeah, it did sound like just dunk and we're all like you're the man we love you just dunk or like just sorry that sounded like shut up and dribble yeah it doesn't like shut up and dribble that's not you know that's not what i meant but it's just like you don't have to look cool in front of people you're literally one of the goats just go with it hang on i'm looking into

the uh the godfather thing i need to know what uh oh okay so he posted a photo a gram story of like him eating is that cheat what is this will cheese tomatoes and but he's got a copy of pulled mozzarella he's got mario puzo's the godfather just happens to be right there in the photo oh god just to let people know he's reading it and then but you do that, you need to know. You have to have one quote. You need to at least read the CliffsNotes of the book. What if they had asked him and he said that his favorite line was, say hello to my little friend?

I would have respected that. Okay, here's a dumb question. The Godfather was a book before the movies? Yes. Probably faster to read the book, am I right? See, to be like the book guy means that you're so much more invested if you're like i'm just a movie guy like i'm never i'm not gonna read the book i'm sure it's great but like even i can do lines from the movie i read the book if you're a book guy that means you're like really into the story

and you should know a lot of the lines absolutely i will say that the book is um how do you know it's graphically horny you might have bad reading retention my man there's some people out there that have that you might be sitting next to one right now i'm sorry dog my retention is garbage everybody knows will doesn't test well no i don't i got a 23 on the act three times in a row i'm stupid no i'm not stupid did you really yeah three times in a row and all my boys were getting like 28 29 30s i felt really inferior david it was tough well look at you now yeah i'm a podcaster existential crisis happening right before our eyes can we stop recording real quick so i can get my emotions together yeah let's just let's it. Hold on, let me chime in real quick.

All the books that he's pictured holding, he's no more than like 15 pages into any of them. Dude, that's sad. I feel bad. What if he was so grabbed by the first chapter of a book, he's like, dude, I got to let people know I'm reading this. So funny. To be fair, the first part of The Godfather is really good. Say hello to my little friend.

It's a different movie. We've already been over this. Let's even the odds. Have y'all read the Scarface book? No, but I do have the poster on my wall. How'd you get these scars? Different movie. Oh.

I didn't even know he wrote a book scarface has bars though scarface of course a reference to uh houston rapper ghetto boys fan scarface yeah popped up in a pic with dusty baker after the world series that's good for scarface man it is he's also into golf i got i got scarface uh facts for days you got scarfax i have scarfax dude that's facts yeah what do you guys do when you wake up in the morning what's your morning routine like do you check your credit score because i don't not every morning no luckily at chime that's exactly what they do.

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don't because i do no it's but sally can see it like she can see me die a little bit when i stumble over a word i can't read this over a word. I can't read. This is the weirdest thing. I can't read to Parks at Night without yawning incessantly. It's because it's bedtime, dude. Every 30 seconds. It's like 8 o'clock. It's like 745.

That's pretty much my bedtime. It's so weird. You are 40. He'd read his own books now, folks. How about that? Oh, I hope he's running on that platform. I can read. Dude, if he wants a platform, he should say that he's going to make the school smell like the book fair every day.

Hey, Dylan, I'm not going to do what you suggested. Did they make a book fair candle? You know what? That's where you said that. Today was book fair day. Can we go? Dude, election day and, I mean, school election day. Big day.

That's bullshit. NBA canceled all their games on election day. Why can't they cancel the book fairs? Yeah, did his elementary school not care about voting? There was no school yesterday. I told you that. On election day. I know.

They should have canceled school today for the school election. Oh, for his election. No, he needs people to vote, man. I heard there was some widespread voter fraud allegations going on when it came to his school election. He's going to clean up at the book fair. I heard. Like on books? books yeah or is he

gonna be out there like shaking hands i heard i heard kinsley voted three times really no that was taylor yeah i heard laken i heard laken had uh laken brayden dylan uh i'm not gonna do what you just slacked me i'm not gonna start a rumor that his opponent can't read i'm not gonna do what you just slacked me i'm not gonna start a rumor that his opponent can't read i'm not gonna do that i i've got a code fine fine fine dude i hit i heard his opponent was reading some banned books i heard his opponent eats his boogers oh wipes them under the desk yeah everyone wipes them under the desk so yeah that's where the booger farm is and gum oh then if you ever like dropped a pencil and you like had to lean down you're like do i look up no don't and then you

look up and you just see it it's just it's like it's looking at hell just a booger fest down there booger gum some boogers on the gum just all sorts of stuff booger gum man i did something this past weekend that i haven't done in a long time back in uh early aughts my dad jokingly was he was telling a buddy a story about how like if you look under mattresses and hotel rooms all the time you'll just find random stuff and i started doing it and the first time i did it when we were in chicago i found like four little mini bottles of rum and i was like whoa like this is actually my dad's actually right the next trip i did we looked under the mattress found a porn magazine very inappropriate one which one i don't remember hustler uh and then i think it actually might have been hustler because i remember being

like this is gross dave you follow me oh yeah and then uh this past weekend i was i was just in the hotel room i was like i'm gonna look under this mattress and the second the second i even like lifted up a little bit, I was like, what am I doing? There might be a body under here. I don't want to do this anymore. Or like a prophylactic. Or like a sock that's rolled up with a latex glove stuffed in it.

Did you guys hear about the guy who tried to bring a gun on it? Okay. What? What? What? Did you guys hear about the guy that tried to bring a gun on a plane by stuffing inside a raw chicken breast yeah that's not the move a raw chicken breast even if you get that gun out like then you just have raw chicken slime at least get a rotisserie chicken the one that's cooked choose yeah choose something that has a smaller risk of e coli that's savage if you dip

your bullets in like raw chicken so like the your op will get uh salmonella yeah yeah he's playing checkers not like i shoot you chest you've got uh you've got diarrhea if you just get to the if you do get your tuli to the other side you got to just immediately disinfect it yeah that's covered in that why wouldn't you just cover it in ground beef so you can just have a snack on the plane too you're sick sob this guy's eating ground beef shaped like a you can just have a snack on the plane, too. You're sick SOB. This guy's eating ground beef shaped like a gun. It's really weird. What's the worst animal to stuff a gun in? Like, dead animal.

Fish. Skunk. A fish. A fish. Yeah, probably a fish. Yeah. Choose a fish over a chicken. No, dude, because, dude.

You can at least touch fish. Well, are you, do you have a, can you refrigerate it? Are you walking on the play with it? No. A little sidecar cooler? It's going to stink, yeah, but at least it's not a raw chicken. Ew, chicken's gross. Are there people out there traveling with raw chicken?

Just one, apparently. Or at least one, I should say. It's like they'll be so grossed out, they're not going to check inside of the corpse. That was probably the thinking, honestly. Honestly, not the worst stream of consciousness. But they have x-ray machines and shit. They're going to check inside of this that was probably the thinking honestly like honestly not the worst yeah like stream of consciousness but they have like x-ray machines and shit like they're going to find it i used to have the theory that like you could speed a little bit more uh when it was like this is such a dangerous thing to say i feel like you could speed more when it was like pouring rain outside because i was like yeah this cop's not going to get out of the car

you can get me in trouble like but like you do speed when it's wet yeah dude i'm slippery when wet turn around don't drown don't speed don't when it's wet especially or anytime do not speed i almost smoked a squirrel today i'm gonna speed dave what are we doing? Dave has a multimedia presentation he's going to do for us right now. From time to time on this show, we like to do bar reviews. We think it's funny. Typically, the bar reviews are outlandish, bad reviews. They're bars that we sometimes go to, and as you'll see in this segment,

restaurants, bars that we have all been to. I think we've been to every one of these places. They're here in Austin. And this morning we're looking for some content. We're like, we can't just do like 90 minutes on LeBron. We can do a lot on LeBron. We've got to mix it up. Started looking through. I started typing in the bars that I know have the clientele who, if something goes wrong, they're going to let them know. They're going to hit them with a one, maybe a two-star review with a little write-up. And I love it. I think it's funny because most of these places, like I said, we've been.

Today, I stumbled upon somebody who had a few that stood out to me. So I went and looked at their profile. And this segment is going to be devoted entirely to Richie L. Richie L. Shouts to Richie. Seems to be potentially in our demographic. He might listen to this show. You think it's related to Richie Incognito?

Why would it be related to him? Is the bro's name Richie? That's not how that works. If your name's Richard, how many names do you go through until you get name Richie? that's not how that works if your name's Richard Richie how many names how many names do you go through until you get to to Richie I knew a Richie

you go you go okay so you're born Richard you go to Dick at some point of course or your boys I think you have

I think you have the Dick party when you turn like 50 that's when you start going by Dick the Dick reveal yeah I think if you go Dick you gotta go Dickie

Dickie yeah the Dukies no we're talking Dick go Dickie. Dickie? Yeah. The Dukies. No, we're talking Dickie. Dickie V. Oh, that's fair. Okay. Tied it together.

Yeah. The camera crisis. Randy, if you will, I'm going to read these and you're going to notice a theme here. This is Austin-based bar reviews from Richie L. All on Yelp. The first one, Olive Garden Italian Restaurant. Five stars. Wife in jail for 30 days for a DUI.

I don't cook, so thank God for the unlimited breadsticks. Warm and soft to the touch. It's a photo of him very aggressively squeezing said breadstick like that breadstick's not surviving this oh man that breadstick's gonna be in three pieces when he lets that grip go it's like when uh when bay is gone for a weekend that's your meat just absolutely tender yeah that breadstick uh let's go to the next one by the way that that's the location that we went to on brando's last day oh nice wife in jail for 30 days i i got the unlimited bread salad and bread or soup and breadsticks so i feel good about that give us the next

ranch 616 place we've talked about frequently five stars great knives so sharp and they feel great in my hand i will be back and that's a guarantee it's a photo of him holding the knife what at the table i don't like that there's food on the knife i don't like that he's holding the knife in a way that makes it feel like he's going to walk into the bathroom and shank me while i'm peeing in their trough is this going to be on the ice yeah a series of him just holding different things at restaurants well we just we'll see how it goes ranch 61616, though. Good spot. Good atmosphere.

It's pretty good. Woo chow. Stop. Five stars. Wife brought me here to tell me she's taking full custody of the kids. She slid this bone across the table and said it's bigger than my ding dong. I am so depressed now.

Amazing food, though. Dim sum menu is elite. What's great? Richie is just a pure content creator i was gonna say this guy's in it for the love of the game yeah he knows his audience is gonna be really small it goes a handful of people will see these but he just he's doing it anyway like he could start a website and maybe forge a career for himself in online content instead he's like no i'm gonna give all my page views to yelp yes got to say, my favorite part of this is the caption on the photo, which he just put yummy bones with a little smiley face.

That's gross. Well, bones are their money. That's true. She paid him for the kids. I don't know what spot this is, but- Nice Von Dutch hat. Five stars, cool place. but let me digress on september 11th many people seem to forget that tower seven collapsed in a free fall even though it wasn't hit by a

single plane little sus or no it looks like he's a star bar in this what is this place i don't know i don't know either what's the name of the file it doesn't really matter matter. Oh, it said Longhorn Steakhouse? Okay. That's not a Longhorn Steakhouse. It's definitely not. As someone who's recently been to a Longhorn Steakhouse, that's not. He would have had better things to say about it if he were at Longhorn Steakhouse. Yeah.

Longhorn Steakhouse. So yeah, he's definitely wearing a Von Dutch. Their wine list max is out at $30. It's sick. Can you still get a Von Dutch? Yeah. Do you have to go to a vintage site? I'm surprised you haven't

watched the Von Dutch documentary yet, Dave. I think it's on Hulu. I'll watch it this weekend. Next, Randy. Corner restaurant over on 2nd Street. Five stars. Candle is hot. Thought the same about my ex until she stole my parents' pain medications

then drowned my bank account. Great food though is so dark oh my god uh this is actually the same place where um randy brought out his uh origami for the waitress if you recall really yeah was that after brett's like yeah where everyone still had covid but we were just sitting alone in this restaurant we went there for a drink yeah we were like one of like three other groups there. That was like the time when no one really knew how to handle COVID protocols. So every restaurant had like a different way of operating. Put your mask on as you walk to your table, then take it off. Then we learned that Randy was an origami guy.

He hasn't done it since. And I feel like it's because we shamed him too much at the time. I would love it if Randy just came out as origami guy again. No, he did it at House of Torment. He did? Yeah. Good for you, Randy. He tried to present it to the chainsaw guy.

Next up, Randy. Great bar, but the... Oh, this is... Great bar, but... This is in Florida, actually. Key Largo. Montego. The rain surprised me.

Baby, why don't we go? Just like I was surprised when my ex-wife drained all my bank accounts. Brought my friend here and another surprise I had was my friend Ted kissed a girl for the first time in 26 years. Go dogs. Shout out to Ted though. Oh, man. You know what?

The great thing about this is that he's giving all these five stars. Yeah. They're actually useful at the same time. He enjoys pretty much every point. I mean, I kind of operate with circling back at the same time. He enjoys pretty much every poll. I mean, I kind of operate with circling back on the same thing.

Like, you can talk shit. Say whatever you want. But as long as it's five stars and doesn't bring our rating down, I'm good with that. But if you want to be nice,

be nice. Yeah. Oh, I think that might be Greenlight Social he's at. So he's not in Key Largo? No, I think he might just be

from Key Largo. That's Greenlight Social? Potentially? I wouldn't know because I'm never going there again i hadn't been in so long yeah go dogs never go back next please grizelda's a tex-mex spot also a wine bar really good really good brunch if it's a place i'm thinking of five stars consistency of the guac reminds me of the smooth skin on my ex-wife it's delicious nonetheless mary please answer my calls i miss you a photo is him dipping his hand into the guac putting his hand directly into the guacamole he's

he's unhinged randy's mary please like like mary's not gonna stumble across this yelp review and be like oh i, I should call Richie back. I miss my old Richie. That's what Mary sounds like. She's 102. He's got a fetish. Randy, let's just roll through these next couple. This is group therapy.

It's a bar on Lavaca Street. Five stars. From left to the right. Hummus, feta, and pimento. Three delicious dips. Wish I could say the same about my kids. One in jail, one on pills, and one knocked up. It's tough.

And each of his fingers are holding said dips. Man, I'm sorry, Richie. Pimento on your finger just isn't right. And for that matter, neither is hummus or feta. What was the name of that bar that we went to after that grand x thing that was just the worst bar of all time it was themed after like ivy league schools academia is that where was that it was called academia weirdest part of town no i think it was like second street yeah it was second street yeah and uh that has since turned into like the world's shittiest british pub the least british pubby feeling british pub you've ever seen what's it called don't know

but it's terrible that place sucked i did get a dope photo of dave though there cowboy hat right yeah yeah that was a good spot yeah, academia was all-time bad bar. I mean, like, the idea of that bar just never sounded good. They charged $9 for a Bell's Two-Hearted Ale, which is an outrageous price for that. Outrageous. Where was that again? I made sure it's on the company card again. Second Street, David. It just seemed like so remote.

It wasn't. No, it wasn't. Because I think it was after a christmas it was on fourth street it was after the party we did at uh anton's no yeah upstairs at anton's permanently closed the memory on this guy oh no it's what was the concept it was like it was all ivy league schools is that how they got away with charging ten dollars for a light beer? I remember Madison being like, oh, this place is fraught.

No. Let's go here. Someone said, overpriced and clubby, not a whole lot of beer selection. Service was good, and there's outlets to charge your phone on the cocktail tables. That is a criticism, in my opinion. I do not want there to be outlets on the tables for people to just have their phones out doing shit the entire time. I want outlets on the table in my office, maybe in my home. Not at the bar I'm going to. I like them at airports too.

Might be an outlet on the table. That's not out. Should we do another? Dylan's tea just fell out again. All right, let's do a couple more if there are any. Dylan's gritting his teeth. He's so mad at me. Here we go.

Longhorn Steakhouse. Five stars, Randy. Haven't talked to or seen my kids in months. Great steak. I'm a free man. The aggravated assault charge didn't stick. Time to celebrate. God.

That steak looks terrible. He's holding up a steak on his steak knife. Don't get me wrong. I stand Longhorn Steakhouse, but that photo he took of the steak is not good. That was a fun night. Fun, fun night. It could have been more fun. We should have stayed like four more hours.

I got a dope pic of you. It's true. That was when Ray... Oh, okay. One more. Gloria's Latin Cuisine. Is this place closed for real? I didn't know that.

Five stars. Quail was was good i keep the bones i have a bunch of quail bones in my house and in my car don't like that photo caption bones oh my god the people that do this kind of stuff are so inspiring i feel like i feel like i i turned you know content creation into a job which is a good thing overall but there's part of me that was like man when it was a hobby it was so much fun when your only audience is your group text like your closest friends now you gotta entertain he keeps hundreds of people tens tens of hundreds even what'd you say he keeps the quail bones yeah you don't see that did your parents keep y'all's teeth when you were little no i don't keep parks's for the record there's a lot like 10 my dad kept a

few but i think it was more for when i asked like hey can i see my teeth i think it was more for me because i enjoyed seeing it oh you want to see my teeth we want to see your teeth show us your teeth will you keep these fake chompers when you're done? The temp chompers? No. We need to throw these into the ocean or something and get rid of these things. These things are the bane of my existence. They are awful, awful, awful.

I'm in your mouth. If anyone's considering doing what I'm doing, bring back the fork. Talk to someone who's been through it. Because the temporary teeth situation is truly terrible. You merely adopted the fork. Talk to someone who's been through it, because the temporary teeth situation is truly terrible. You merely adopted the teeth. Oh. I'm the tooth fairy.

All right. Thanks, Randy, for your help on that. Vote, vote, El Glacidante. You can't even eat a hot dog with these teeth. I have to cut it up. I do like the idea of Bane, like, encouraging people to vote. Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm so going to vote oh i'm so gonna vote make sure

you go to the polls early you seen that uh that was half half hundred two-year-old half bane right there he did it was a hybrid character which i don't hate did you see that yard sign that i'm so gonna vote it was like letting you know like not only is this person gonna vote but they're gonna emphatically vote I hate yard signs so much. I don't really mind them. I hate them. I think we've we've we've discussed this and it's like, I don't mind them. But you can't leave them up year round.

That's just I think you should get a ticket if you leave it up late. Oh, really? I'm always shocked by people that have people who lost elections when they have their sticker on the car like three years later yeah like really live look at will that l off your bumper will driving through the neighborhood no no i think we should code no i think we should just have an officer that just trolls the neighborhood and just hands out tickets yeah shout out to the hoa i have mad respect for y'all i don't we don't have one start one you don't need one i don't know if you can do that why how did the first hoa start someone's

like we need a homeowners association it's a covenant all right thank you randy that was great that was richie l's yelp reviews go just there's more dude you're bored i recommend it it's a great time kill it seems like richie l goes out a lot he's probably got some hangovers and stuff you could probably use some liquid iv right now okay that would be very helpful yeah luckily for him uh we actually have a discount code for liquid iv if you're not familiar with liquid iv let's talk about one thing that might be missing from your daily routine hydration up hand up Hand up. My hydration has been trash lately. I used to be a hydration king. I'm a bad teammate as of late. Liquid IV fuels your everyday well-being by

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cup is starting the world cup you guys hear about this this one really snuck up on me yeah you want to know why because it's in november yeah did i i just i remember i don't know what year it was but some of the four to eight years ago i guess we we would go out and make a huge deal out of these yeah fun they are fun to be honest i feel like the last world cup in austin i feel like people weren't having that much fun we went to the ranch for one of them i remember i don't know if you guys are with me or not oh no thanks for the in my book the bar the ranch must have been like uh when you went and saw that LCD Sound System DJ set. Oh, yeah, I was with the same crew.

Kind of like Randy's birthday party. Damn. Moment of silence. Yeah. Yeah, the World Cup's here, and it's going to be a fire fest. Straight up fire fest. What do you mean by fire fest? Based on the photos that came out today from the fanned villages in doha

cutter or qatar do we have these images with us we do randy can you please put some of these images on the screen uh these houses cost um or houses is uh one way to put it uh these shipping containers that people will be staying in cost two hundred dollars a night how wait people like those have to get so hot patrons or players patrons but i will say i have i have i don't have any photos for you guys to see the players the player villages that they're staying in are not that much nicer if i'm a player and i show up there i'm very confused as to what's going on i like how they try to dress it up with those little little plants outside the front yeah they put the fake plants out there. They also put down a bunch of fake grass that is all coming up already.

I don't think that's real grass. No, it's just certainly not. They don't use Get Sunday. Oh, my God. I mean, these are shipping containers. That's exactly what they look like. Yeah, can you imagine going there and you're like, okay, I need to go get my key to my hotel room. And they're like, okay, well, you're in shipping container C12 in room 48.

Oh, my God. Is this a scenario where people, countries are going to have to pay fans to go to this? Because I can't imagine someone willingly being like, dude, I cannot wait to go to the World Cup in Qatar. There are so many questions I have that I don't have answers to. Can you imagine going to a World Cup and not being allowed to drink? You can't have some pints with the lads at halftime? I can't have fun without alcohol, so no.

Do you remember when... Me too. Remember when North Korea paid all those fake fans to go sit in the stands at a World Cup game? Why do you have to... Or was that the Olympics? I don't remember. I think it was World Cup. Yeah, probably.

I don't know. Because their fans famously can't leave the country. So they just paid other people? Yeah. Why is North Korea allowed to be in major world events? I don't know. Why are we okay with them competing when we know that they have many human rights violations? Yeah, I don't know.

I guess we could ask the same question about Qatar. It's a good question. Dude, their team can kind of ball. I saw them play the USA. They look good. Really? Yeah, I saw them IRL at the Q2. Did they win?

Still undefeated, by the way. Was it a friendly? No, it was not. You had to throw away the record books. These are terrible, man. Do we have the other photos, Randy? Or did you not stitch those together? You can see.

I'm not going to judge you. Oh, here we go. Is that the actual stadium? Yeah. So now they have a shitty soccer field for patrons to look at because no one's going to want to play. And then they set up a nice little watch party fan village with a bunch of beanbag chairs. Beanbag chairs. Is this like the Fanville commercials with the Boz?

Wait. I don't know that one yeah i'm sorry yeah this this reference is lost on me you work out at our gym by the way at least he used to really boss i used to always see him up there he's an awesome guy i see one of the shipley brothers jordan the jordan yeah he looks fairly normal i mean he's clearly a better athlete than me clearly most but no offense it's looks very approachable did play professionally right yeah he did did you you didn't play anything professionally right podcasting skin flute what are you doing really i don't know content when's the last time you picked one up time you picked one up huh how about this world cup no dude i think it's gonna be bad the law the laws that they have like by the way these are all laws you gotta stick to them that's enough for me to just avoid going there altogether dude the mock soccer field you can't

hook up with anybody the turf is already wrinkled someone like look at you can already see where it's it already looks like shit like someone's gonna roll break an ankle this is compound fractures ready to happen the content that we're gonna get from patrons at this is going to be through the roof great people are just gonna be bitching complaining like it's just bad fire fest but in soccer form i mean i told you guys before they started before we started recording today that like even the fifa president that was president when they gave the world cup to qatar or cutter we should make a determination right now if we're a qatar company or a cutter company what do we call in this place cutter isn't that the proper way yeah but like but then people look at you weird when you say cutter you know cutter seems like you're being like an ugly American.

But I've heard it done. It's Qatar. Hold on. Let's just see if we can make some content here. This is going to be really good. Yeah, this is going to really blow people's minds. Qatar. I don't trust those things.

She doesn't know. You know what? You're an eternal skeptic, and I respect it trust those things. She doesn't know. You know what? You're an eternal skeptic, and I respect it. Thank you. How do you feel about the U.S. men's national team selection? Feel good about it? No. I wouldn't have gone with that one dude.

I was thinking that same thing. Kyle. Kyle. Taylor. Have you seen our jerseys? Are they sick? No. No, they're not, Dylan.

It's so easy to make a bomb-ass jersey they're so bad that even even u.s players are liking comments from people on instagram calling them trash that's not what you want is it who's doing the designs i think nike and what they did something that i hate they did something that i absolutely hate they put the low they put the uh badge in the center oh you can't do that i'm not chest privileged so i don't have a chest i can pull that off it just it just emphasizes my man boobs that's mad dog shut up man boobs though yeah sure boobies dylan you might be thinking why are people pronouncing qatar as cutter the arabic language particularly the colloquial dialect common in the arab arabian peninsula excuse me features several sounds

that are completely alien to native english speakers beginning with the initial consonant in qatar the q makes for a hard k sound but one with its origins deep within the throat a poor english deep within the what throat that's cool man so i hope that answers your question what's the punishment if you get caught hooking up with someone in one of these um shipping containers i don't know but those things don't look like they have very much insulation so if you're clapping in there and like you know there's audio a crane just comes down and picks up your container and puts you on a ship yeah yeah you're out of here buddy sorry bud hey one strike and you're out clapping imagine your team wins the world cup and you're like man i can't wait to go celebrate with a frosty one with the boys can't do that can you uh can you

play the skin flute yeah well i don't know depends are you doing it for sexual purposes are you doing it for musical purposes i think you know the answer or just overall body health um is the world cup like the olympics where like just all the athletes are just hooking up it's total freak fest i you know, based on the fact that the World Cup is, you know, all men, I think maybe some might partake in that kind of action. And homosexuality is very frowned upon over there. Ah, damn it. So much so that they might just kill you. I'm going to boycott it.

So that's the thing. I'm boycotting it. There's actual concern about the safety of some people. There's this one ex-player who's a pundit now, and he made a statement about how he knows numerous players that have been selected to go to the World Cup are gay. And the issue is that they could make a huge political statement and come out there and try to normalize it. But then you're running the risk of just being in Qatar for the rest of your life. Try to normalize it. But like then you're running the risk of just, you know, being in Qatar for the rest of your life.

It was like that poor woman who, the rock climber who performed without the, I don't want to mispronounce it, the head wear. And then she went missing right afterwards. Yeah. It's just like, it's scary. From Iran, I believe. It's scary. So we'll see. We'll see.

World Cup preview coming up too much. Can we agree to boycott this unless the U.S. does really well? Yeah. The U.S. wins. Like everything we talked about goes out the window. Is this going to be one where if you win it, people are going to be like, yeah. Like it's like the bubble year. Like the Lakers won the title in the bubble. And everybody's like, yeah, they did.

But it was a bubble. It was like a Manchester. As a Manchester United fan, the biggest rival is Liverpool. And the fact that they won their only English Premier League title during a COVID season with no fans in the stadium

is just like, eh, okay. God, remember those... If I can choose one, that's the one. Remember those NFL games with no one in the stands? That was so weird. I just scored a touchdown and it's just crickets. Just Lambeau Leap into the... Into the ab. That was so weird. I just scored a touchdown, and it's just crickets.

Just Lambo leap into the abyss. Into a seat. Weird times, man. Hey, man. Good stuff. Hey, if you guys haven't done so, remember to vote. It's too late. Fuck, is it?

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bit lately got some it's been under the weather a bit and my teeth keep falling out of my head so um i'm gonna limit that's an issue i'm gonna limit my stepping out um friday i'm staying home with the kids we got the kids gonna just chill at the crib put a movie on maybe have like one glass of wine something that. How much would I have to pay to have you teen wolf a busy? It's simply not happening at the moment. You're going to participate in activities that do not require teeth. Right. I will not be bobbing for apples, for example.

So what are you going to do all weekend? Good question. I had that whole thing planned out. Saturday, I am going to drag my ass out of the house because we have a friend driving in town. And I think we're going to Mets. There's no time. What are you saying? Are you saying it's a little open-ended?

I'm saying that part of a plan has been made and still waiting for the other part to come through. That's weird. That group text that we're in, that never happens. Yeah. Yeah. That never happens. It's weird because anytime someone floats a good idea out there, usually the plane lands and we have a firm plan in place, but not this time.

Okay. In his defense, let's say hypothetically he's coming down from the Dallas area. We're all local to austin so he's throwing up the plan and he wants us to throw it home and alley-oop if you will he wants us to throw it down yeah because this is like our spot and also he also threw he also threw up the idea of the game this weekend tcu versus uh he floated it the long dude that's gonna be it's gonna be cold i don Dude, it's going to be cold. It's going to be lit weather.

Saturday is a big day in Austin, Texas, man. Game day is here. Texas is going to take on the number four TCU Horned Frogs. Welcome to the Demodome. Playing at the Demodome. Just big-time stuff happening, man. Weather is going to be crispy crispy so i'm excited to do something excited to see the boys you're gonna get the the uh the soup at matt's i might just eat

guacamole with a spoon you eat it with your hand like richie l yeah i might do that it'll remind you of your wife's skin got nothing friday i mean sunday nothing sunday and uh probably just be home hoping my teeth don't fall out of my head they're probably all right i don't like it when you say fall out of your head i did get a retainer so that's a positive element what if you just wore a mouth guard that's basically what this is but i'm only going to wear it when i sleep because that's when i keep knocking them loose anyway nothing nothing about my teeth you guys can go dave what do you get into um almost an identical weekend um saturday i keep forgetting game days here and while i won't be going i will be watching watching. It's kind of cool. Are we going to see Doug Dimmadome there?

I don't know. That'd be something, wouldn't it? What, Doug Dimmadome? At college game day? Dimmadome. When are they going to bring game day to the Dimmadome? That wouldn't be hilarious. Friday night, I'm going to lay low.

You're going to Houston? Sorry, best tiki bar there. Go on. It is a good bar. Saturday, yeah. Look, we've secured a sitter. May have to change the time a little bit. But I might be getting out Saturday.

Not only am I going to do mats, I'm going to have at least two drinks at mats. And then this might be a scenario where maybe the wife's like hey i'm gonna go home and i'm gonna be like you know what i'm staying out with the boys we'll see how it we'll see how it plays out or maybe the the wife stays with us and we all go out that's fine too for the boys i don't know i don't know what to expect i don't even know why this person's coming into town but i'm happy they are because while i do i do well critique matt's food quite frequently after he listens to this he might not come in town yeah thanks to y'all um i critique their food quite frequently but i am sometimes you crave it sometimes you just crave chip salsa

bob armstrong dip which is honestly better cold than hot. No one is talking about that, but the queso is better cold hot than hot. Yes. Thank you. Too many Matt's takes flying around lately. That's a bad day. That's not a good one. That's not a good one, David. That's a bad one. So good cold. The way it congeals.

Dave, the juxtaposition between the temperature and the texture. I'm going to sweep Dave. The juxtaposition between the temperature and the texture. I'm going to sweep this one under the rug. Oh, chef's kiss. I'll be honest. I'm in disarray this weekend. I had a reservation I made months ago thinking that, you know, it didn't matter if Texas was playing.

They were probably going to be like, I don't know, two games over 500 right now or something like that. Okay. Six and three. And so it's a late reservation it's not an ideal time it's a 9 15 john okay it's a 9 15 john not only has the people that were supposed to go with us to this reservation canceled on us at this point like now i'm like okay well i've had this for a couple months i gotta keep this reservation i can't just i can't just scrap for a couple months. I got to keep this reservation. I can't just scrap it a couple days before because things fell through.

It's not a champion's mentality. Okay. But now we got this Matt's El Rancho thing on the table, which is kind of at an inconvenient time if you want to double up and go to the game. You're on back out watch. I'm just going to say it. Oh, I have not committed to Matt's at all yet at this point. I want to be crystal clear about that.

I might go to this game. It might be really fun in this cold weather to be honest you guys know your tics uh i mean i could probably procure some if i've learned anything about uh texas games this year it's that if i wait long enough i'll get about four texts the day before the game asking if i want to go to the game for free so i'm just gonna wait there's a texas fan are they to show up for this game? I think so. I think so. It's a night game. It's cold weather.

It's a big game. They get to ruin TCU's season and possibly propel themselves to a Big 12 championship eventually. I think it'll be fun. They control their own destiny, some might say. Honestly, I wish Klein would just come to town

a little bit earlier so we could do like a late lunch at Matt's and then enjoy ourselves doing whatever. Backout watch, changing the plans watch. I'm not on backout watches. I have not committed to going to Matt's and then enjoy ourselves doing whatever. Backout watch, changing the plans watch. I'm not on backout watches. I have not committed to going to Matt's at this point because one, I'm not going to eat at Matt's if I keep my dinner reservation and two,

I really do want to go to this game and possibly tailgate. I think it'd be more fun to... Why are we going to Matt's? Can't we just go tailgate and go to a bar and watch football? Wouldn't that be more fun than going to Matt's at this point? It could be a lot of fun like you can't even fucking eat i can't true i can't i'm just gonna eat margaritas justice for dylan let's do something fun where else where can't we're gonna smoothie factory for dylan

that sounds good doesn't sound bad yeah we just pull up at juice land yeah yeah soup peddler let's go to everything soup you've been there it doesn't exist the boys are just linking up at soup peddler i don't like that place klein klein's gonna be listening to this when he's like in waco and he's gonna be like man it's taking the same amount of time to turn around right now as i would to go to austin yeah what should i do love you klein can't wait to see you honestly wish we were playing golf this weekend with you klein same fun times fun episode good stuff i'll be honest really good week of uh our free episodes really good uh touching based conspiracy pod yesterday we got to bring it tomorrow to have

a full week of really good episodes and of course we'll cap it off with the ending live stream week with the thursday night forgot it was live stream week too much dip sorry youtube check it out pop in dylan send us off bye Outro Music