Circling Back - Male Canon Events & The Liver King Arrested in Austin

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

The boys discuss their biggest male canon events, a wild little league photo shoot, Liver King being arrested in Austin, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (17:00) Male Canon Events • (31:48) Little League Photo Shoot • (43:00) Liver King Arrested • (52:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Squarespace: Check out https://squarespace.com/steam for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. • Tecovas: Right now get 10% off at https://tecovas.com/crclbk when you sign up for email and texts. • Rhoback: Get 20% off at https://rhoback.com/ with promo code WASHED20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming day after day we are coming All right, we're back. Circling back podcast Wednesday. Big Wednesday. A big one. These are big, big pods. My name is Dave. I'm going to host.

Joining me producing is Randall Trimbach. For now. Hi Dave. What do you mean? Huh? Oh, my bad. I was just thinking. I meant to slack that to Dylan.

What's up, man? You meant to slack that Randy will be producing for now to Dylan, but you actually said that a lot. No, I'm just saying you're out next week. Right? I am. I am. Next week. And we will try to make sure, because it is a visual show, that you will have a video. Quit saying that, Sean. Yeah, I know people hate it, but it would just be one wide shot. I need to talk with Dave how to do that. But yes, I am here. We should bring Duda down to do it since he's wide load.

Ah, you ever hear about this Dylan, wide load? Yeah, man, I guess I have. Yeah. Okay, great energy. All right. Let's do one of these. Oh. A little 8.4 fluid ounces of a sugar-free Red Bull

for the Rand man. Don't call yourself the Rand man, please. That's gonna upset me. Ah! Your energy is a lot. Yeah, he just found out. He got good news today. Yeah, I'm getting castrated.

No, it's not what, I'm telling people, you don't have to have surgery, you have a torn meniscus, you've had likely a very torn meniscus for a minute. So Derek Rose's former knee surgeon did a good job on yours as well. He did. And to be honest, Derek Rose tore his other ACL. It wasn't the same one twice. So I guess the doctor did such a good job replacing the first one that second one needed

to be replaced too. So I trust that surgeon in Chicago. Yeah. I like that they're giving you the option to just do the rehab yourself. Yeah. I think it, I, our insurance does cover physical therapy for like, I think 35 sessions. It was just more of, he's like, yeah, you could just, if you're, They cover about half of it. Like you can do it yourself if you need to. Cause if it was like when I got my surgery, I needed to learn how to walk again, pretty much

I would do the physical therapy, but I'm fine. So torn meniscus pretty much the, the prescription is don't skip leg day. I just need to strengthen it up. Ooh. Uh, speaking of skipping leg day, Dylan Shivery, believe it or not, I do hit legs. I know it's hard for some to understand because my legs are quite. It's not clocking. It's not quite then, but, um, again, leg, leg size is 90% genetic. So it was nothing I can do about it. Is that anyway?

90%. Yeah. Anywho. Did you see this? You see these dads that are like never work out a day in their life. And then you just got these fucking calves that are monster. And he's not on the show anymore, man. You know what I mean though? Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I do. All right. Yeah. Micah's got these beautiful legs. They're beautiful. He's the hottest man in Austin from the waist down. I've always said that. And he doesn't, he doesn't work out. If you really break that down and think about it, that's a weird thing to say. Yeah. Have you seen his piece? You've never seen Mike's piece? I assume it's just as beautiful as the rest of his lower half. Don't say it's beautiful. So last night.

Mike has got a beautiful cock. Come on. Stop saying cock. I don't even need the Red Bull. I'm ready to go today boys. I truly despise that word. You guys are just so childish. Anyway, like I was saying, why did you get all tired up right before we did the pod? You need the Red Bull?

You were not low energy out there. Now you come in here and it's like, oh, I wish it was like one degree cooler in here. I suck at all of that. Do you mind if I turned on the AC one degree? I didn't say anything about the air. It's very comfortable. But you were thinking that.

You know what I'm talking about. Anyway, I watched the poop cruise documentary on Netflix last night. What? Three a time. The poop cruise. Is that the one where like there was an outbreak and they had like.

It's called Trainwreck. Trainwreck is a series that they do and this one is about the poop cruise. It, this is not the virus one actually. Oh, okay. This is one about the poop. So the cruise ship, they went from, um, I think Miami to Cozumel and then back, or maybe it was Houston or Galveston. Anyway, it doesn't matter.

They go to Cozumel, spend a day there. And on the way back, there was a fire in the engine room and it burned through all the power lines that powered the entire ship. And so they were without power and they were just floating and they were out there for, I think four days total with no power and the plumbing stopped working as well. There was fire on the cruise ship, doo-doo in the air. Arrghh.

Swab the poop deck. And so they told everyone on board to pee in the shower. Say no more. I love doing that. I'm peeing off the side of the boat. Here's the thing. As a man. Not with your weak ass. Here's the thing.

No you're not. It wasn't draining. So the, the shower that had like a lip that was like, it was like, yeah, probably like that tall. And so it would just slowly fill up. Oh no. And they passed out these red biohazard bags for everyone to poop in.

And people were pooping on the floor in the bathrooms because the bags like no one wanted to poop in the bags and then they all filled up too and there was just poop and piss everywhere. And when the tugboat finally got to them, it was tugging them in to I think they landed in Mobile is where they docked and they got back to the states. They're getting tugged and docked? When they got tugged because of the tugboat when it was pulling them are coming would you stop sorry it wasn't me he was a producer it wasn't that has nothing to do with what i'm saying it was davis so what go finish sorry tugboat was tugging they're docking then

what happened when the tugboat pulled them in it made the ship do this it leaned a little bit it straight up sideways when it started to lean all the PP from the showers leaked out and just flooded the entire boat. It was a piss tsunami. So they're walking in diarrhea. It's water. I'm walking in Ria. PP water.

It's raw sewage is what they're walking. It's all over the boat. They're running out of food. People are setting up these little camps out on the deck and like hoarding food and water. It was a lot of flies. It's an, it's a fun documentary. When you get in tugged on a boat and you feel something on your foot. Diarrhea.

And that was, that was not all of the shots that have been taken. That was, that was a bad possession. I've made a couple. That was a bad possession. I didn't have my rhyming. It's impossible to talk about something with YouTube. Agree. Yeah. I've made a couple. That was a bad possession. I did have my rhyming thesaurus.

It's impossible to talk about something with you two. Agree. Yeah. If I had my rhyming thesaurus out here, Dylan, it would have been much better. I apologize. I don't want, I don't need your rhyming. You don't even know how to do it.

He didn't choose to rhyme, rhyming shows him. No, it clearly didn't. I tried rhyming foot with boat and they look similar, but they don't sound the same. They don't look similar. No, it clearly did. I tried riding foot with boat and they look similar, but they don't sound the same. They don't look similar. They both end in T. So when you said poop cruise, I thought for sure it was that neurovirus outbreak.

No, this is not that one. Cause that one didn't sound funny either. No, no. Another, so when they were out there floating, one of their sister ships has a carnival line. It pulls up to this other cruise ship and they're like, well, there's not much we can do to help you. We can't unload 4,500 people from our boat onto yours.

So they just basically pull it next to them and they had, they got wifi off of the neighboring boat and that's when news started to get out. You can start doing some posts. Yeah. That's when the news is like, oh shit, this is actually a really bad situation because people were calling back home, explaining to their family members, what was going on and that's when kind of shit hit the fan literally. It didn't literally hit the fan.

What? So did it or not? Yeah. It didn't hit it. It didn't hit a fan. So what was the biggest issue here? PP PP and poo poo, uh, mostly, and they had no power, no internet, no nothing. And they were just out there.

How many days were they out there with when, once this happened? I think about four. Yikes. I think I got it now, Dave. When your boat loots power and you have to go in the shower, diarrhea, diarrhea. There it is.

I got it. See now I'm kind of siding with Dylan here. All right, well I'll stop. This guy gets a new lease on leg life. Too much Randy. Gets a little red bull on him. You, I'll stop. This guy gets a new lease on, uh, leg life. Too much, Randy. It's a little red bull in them. You've literally got wings. Can I take the red bull away from you?

Nope. Hey, um, did anybody try to make a swim of it? I might've. Dude, you can't do that. You know, the Gulf, literally the middle of the Gulf. They were pooping on the floor. That's when it was the Gulf of Mexico. This is 2013. Oh yeah. We still doing that? Gulf of America? middle of the Gulf. They were pooping on the floor. That's, that's when it was the Gulf of Mexico.

This was 2013. Oh yeah. We still doing that? I think so. I don't know. Dang. So did they get a refund? They got a refund, 500 bucks and a free cruise on the line.

Oh, we know what cruise is. And because of the, the language and the tickets when they like you got to sign on, you know, whatever, when you buy your ticket, they, no one, they're able to not press, they couldn't press charges. Uh, I bet they had a case for gross negligence. There was no lawsuit. Anyway, it's a fun documentary if you want to watch it.

Hopefully when you tell your friends about it, you're not with Dave and Randy. What if they are with us? Yeah. It's a fun time. Hit me on FaceTime. I will be with you when you tell your friends about Poop Cruise. Thanks guys. Oh man, that was a good show.

Do you really think you're going to be able to talk about poop around us and not us be extremely immature? I didn't know you were going to go off on a fucking rhyming spree when you can't even fucking land it. He did not choose to rhyme. Ryman chose him. I landed it the second time. He's doing the cum drop thing in the middle of me talking about.

What? That's a terrible candy. Dude, ready? Is re results are big. A few people, a few people, like, Oh, Randy was fucking on this morning. But I just hate it when the guys interrupt Dylan. The silent majority of like, fuck this. I don't know about the show anymore.

I just hate it when the boys don't let Dylan talk about poop. The silent. He's got too much fucking leash. Silent majority are going to be the majority going like more Randy, sure. Hey, people are, I saw, I saw some people like, Hey, what's up with the Tuesday on Patreon? Well, this is the week I did a post about it.

And sorry if you didn't see it. And also did an Instagram story. Um, that maybe was not specific enough, but so this is the week I did a post about it. Sorry if you didn't see it. And also did an Instagram story. Um, that maybe was not specific enough, but so this is a week where we are doing something brand new on Patreon. That's beyond the paywall. What is that? It's a very, it's a live coffee Friday, live stream coffee Friday. It's not just the three of us. It's a whole squad just fucking mixing it up. Whole squad Sands Dylan, you're out. Yeah, I'll be out. I'm leaving town. I'll explain more.

Uh, you can tell your poop cruise story on an interrupted on your, on your trip. I probably will. And it'll probably be much. Tell that. Don't tell that to the fan. They're going to hear about P cruise. And I doubt the, the people I tell will start to just go off on our fucking rhyming spree.

That would be sick. I'm going to reach out to your brother-in-law and have him do it. So this Friday, 10, 30? 10. 10 Central. 10 Central on Patreon. It's going to be a live stream. It's going to be a Coffee Friday. There's some things that are being talked about that have never been done on a live stream. It's an anniversary of a certain day. Don't tell anybody. Will is very bullish on one of the ideas and he's not going to let y'all drop it. Well, I'm going to do it.

Okay, good. Let's do it. So that's just this week. That'll be one week a month. The last- It's like being in the podcast reserves. Yes. Do you know it was typically the last Tuesday of the month and now that I am not doing, do you know it on Patreon anymore? Coffee Friday Live is replacing it that week for the optimized and the Tuesday tiers.

So you'll be able to watch it live, but if you can't tune in, it will be available to view later. And also listen, I will turn it into a podcast as well. So if you're on the Tuesday or optimized tier, you are still getting the same amount of content. Randy's trying to do the most now that he knows Dan's coming for his ass. Good. You need a little kick in the butt.

What did, are you worried about that ass shrinking now that your knees fucked up? I, I, I was, I was, but now that I'm not going to be skipping leg day, this ass is take it easy though, do body weight first. Don't do heavy. Actually don't do heavy weight. Actually don't look into it. You listen to a physical therapist or somebody who knows actually the doctor texts, uh, tested my strength in my legs and he said, you're pretty strong.

So a body will, won't be enough for you. You need to add some weights into it. I want to, thanks doc. I know. Look at these legs. This dude's on one. I feel like I fed the beast. I fed him the rock too much.

Now he's just taking shots from everywhere. Don't pass the ball to him anymore. Do you ever do that machine where like you close your legs or open them up? I've never done that machine. That's a chick machine. I do it and I can like max it out. That's fine.

Yeah. It's a chick machine. That's how I get that ass. I see, it's by a lat pulldown machine that I use a modified lat pulldown and I see ladies who do it like while not seated. They're kind of like float, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. And I'm like, I'm sure that's a good exercise. It's something I could probably benefit from, but nobody wants to see me doing it. Anytime I see a girl doing that, I always divert my attention because

I feel like they're really uncomfortable doing that in front of men. They should be. Yeah. It's a very sexual. Guys are pieces of shit. Very sexual move. Yeah. Guys are pieces of shit. Yeah. But not me. I look away. Used to be. No. Ma'am, go off. When you're doing, you go over to the private room when When you do your cock pushups. Uh, Thursday we do this or voicemails. That's a tenacious D reference. Listener voicemails every Thursday, eight, eight, eight, six, one, eight, four, four, two, two at the pipeline. And then our newsletter last week's was a real banger this week's who knows.

Well, I mean, now it's going to be good. I shouldn't undersell it like that. And it's going to be good to wash.substack.com. Hit your inbox. What time? 7 a.m. 4 a.m. 5 a.m.

7 a.m. is when I usually schedule it, but I will be out some moment. Someone's going to do that for me. Oh no. Randy. No. Thanks. It's pretty easy.

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It's a fun one. Mail cannon events. Male cannon events. Randy, if you could please bring that to the attention of the users. We'll post a screenshot of it on Instagram for those who want to see it with their eyes. This is user faster life.

And they posted this a few days ago. Biggest male canon events. Canon. Why don't you describe the folks at home with canon? I don't know the meaning of this really. I know what they are. It's like rule, it's- I don't understand why it's-

You have like judicial canon, which is like principle rule of law, like set in stone, and then you have like a collection. Canon being like a, uh, collection of like sacred texts. Yeah. So Canon, I think that is real genuine. Like you said, Canon, I think it means two different things. One is like in a story, it's like, this is the actual events of the story. So like fan fiction is not part of like a Canon story, but I think Canon events really comes from the second into the Spider verse movies where it's like, these things have to happen to Spider-Man.

Okay. More to the point, according to AI overview is a significant, often relatable and sometimes embarrassing experience that shapes a person's life and development. Yes. Yeah. It's like when Spider-Man realized his aunt was mercy, tell me it's more of when his uncle dies.

Like that has to happen. But his aunt was smoking hot because Mercedel May is a babe and always will be. Some of the ones that this person listed here, realizing WWE is fake. Your first heartbreak, Marvin's room, uh, touching a 10 foot rim. Getting jacked. This one says November, 2021. I was watching shout out for any unemployed like your unemployed era. Discovering family lore you never knew of. That's actually a pretty good one. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I have a, I have a major, a major omission to this list. Uh, when you're able to touch the top of a doorframe for the first time. Yeah, that's a big one. That's a big one. This happens twice. One, when you're able to jump and touch it. The second time when you can just re-jump and touch it. Yeah, that's a good one. And then do you just spend the next, like, the rest of the time living at home, like, just running around the house doing that no matter what. Like it never, it really, honestly, like, I still do it to this day sometimes.

Not necessarily jumping because I'm five, nine and a half, three quarters, maybe five, 10. But that's one that sticks with you. I think for me, some big ones and this probably applies to everybody in this room, first beer. Yeah. First beer is a major one. Very few people have that first beer, or I think dudes at least, and are like, oh, that was really good. It affects them in a way that's like, oh, it really kind of blows your mind because it's this thing that you've wanted to do for a long time, but you try it and you're like, wait, this is affecting me weird.

I don't necessarily like the taste. And then you go back like two weeks later and drink like 10 of them. Um, I got one that's slightly off the radar here. Woodstock 99 for me, Sandstorm beat drop. Okay. Is that registered? Is that clock for you? It's a good one. I mean, it was never like a song that anybody had seriously listened to. Randy said it's a good one. But for me, that was my first introduction to like EDM and

like a serious beat drop in that fashion. I was like, Oh shit, this is kind of dope. I didn't know anything about it. Okay. Not that I've got, it didn't, it didn't like get me into EDM or anything, but it's very memorable for me. Okay. Yeah. Um, I was already, I was pretty early on the EDM wave back in the, in the nineties, not to, not to that guy. I was a big, uh, chemical brothers fan, Randy and Daft Punk.

I got another Daft Punk. We got another one here. Oh yeah. Seeing taxes removed from your first paycheck. Just not knowing what that is. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where's this going? I thought, I thought I was making nine bucks an hour.

Turns out it's really only about six. First time you lose a job, like lose a job. Like I remember, cause I, I've written about this in the past being laid off. I've been left off schedules before, but I noticed that I I've written about this in the past being laid off I've been left off schedules before I bite nose that I wasn't on it famously not that I'm not talking about that kind of shit I'm talking about like after college Economic downturn lose your job boss calls you in that is a seminal moment that is Canada and this these aren't exclusive to men But we're going with the tweet here.

First real fight, not like you and your, you're like one of your brothers, not like you and your friend like scrapping and like going meeting at Lakeside park and like squaring up and like people are like surrounding you. That's a, that's a moment. Yeah. That one sticks out for me too. That's one that you, I can almost remember like. I've only been in one. In the moment you don't really know what's going on, but I can remember like everything that happened to this day. Yeah. Like.

Yeah. Seeing boobs. I'm sorry. Yeah. Seeing boobs. I was gonna say like the obvious one here is losing your virginity. I mean, we had American pie was all about that,

but that's too on the nose. I wonder if Parks has seen boobs. He's 10. He's not allowed to just get on the internet without supervision. He can't, we just don't want to do that. And he's 10, but he's gained access to the internet when we're not, when we're not around, I'm sure of it. One of these is like boobs, you know, boobs.com.

Yeah. To see, to see what I'm sure of it. One of these is like boobs, you know, boobs.com. Yeah. To see, to see what I'm sure he's sure he's done it. Do you think he's typed in a eight LL eight on a calculator and all been like, they even use those types of calories anymore. There's no way. I don't think so. Um, some niche ones, COVID war zone.

Yeah, that, that was a big player in the comments of this, of this tweet. COVID war zone was, was just the peak of gaming by gaming existence. It was facts. Uh, senior year of high school, 50 cent get rich or die trying. When that album dropped, that was a game changer. Also senior year, Jay Z and Nas beef. Jay Z dropped takeover. Now I just came back with ether. I remember very vividly like people in class talking about ether and like going through like line by line and be like,

Oh my God, what is Jay Z going to do? Like he just was destroyed. I'll put first memorable score, like as in a point, like either a run in baseball or like a goal in soccer or something like that. Like first time you ever athletic, athletic achievement. Yeah. For me, destroying a baseball. I remember destroying a baseball for the first time. Do you mean like actually knocking the seams off or like just mashing? That's not a real thing. Oh, a lot of movies, buddy. I will say the first time you blew something up with fireworks or something. That's a male cat.

You were the fuck probably sick, I'll blow up frogs. No, we never did animals, but we are, we blew up a lot of things in our backyard. Touching, touching the rim is a, it was a very, I remember the exact location moment that I did it for the first time. It was pretty dope. This guy's list also says realizing you might be goaded. I want to know what he means by November, 2021. That's got to be just for him. Were you a Marvin's room guy?

Did that hit in your formative, I mean gotta be just for him. Huh? Were you a Marvin's room guy? Did that, did that hit in your formative? I mean, what your early twenties? I don't, I don't know if I even know what Marvin's room is. Really? Cause that's after me. Way. That's way. Yeah. I was out on that. Drake.

Oh, Drake. 2011. He says fumbling in eight out of 10, great body that liked you. Oh, fumbling. Oh, that's a good one. Fumbling someone out of your league or just someone who's really attractive. Those are really good too. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, that's one like you never, you just think about, you always kind of think about it. Oh yeah. Yeah. I was, I think it was eighth grade or freshman year. My, my best friend, Eugene and I asked out the same girl at the same time, not, not knowing that we, we were each doing that. And she chose him. And I was like, Oh, can Eugene, oh, that one

guy, he ended up marrying her. No. Okay, he did not. Oh Eugene. Maybe this is just on my mind. First serious injury. Like I hit my head when I, this night not surprised me, but I hit my head pretty hard when I was four years old and have like a big scar.

But I feel like everyone in their past has some like either broken arm or like a giant shot. Split my chin on the fireplace, on the brick, seat brick seat apart. Yeah. You broke your neck or something like that. Yeah. I was 21 though. I was an adult, but still very memorable for sure. Yeah.

First boys trip. The first trip you ever go on with just the boys, not as a parent or a school trip, something just your first standalone trip as a person. My first Vegas trip was for, it was like right after college. One of the guys who got married very early did his bachelor party. We stayed at like Excalibur. And I remember like us just being, I mean, not like I come cringing thinking about my Vegas behavior just because like I was so unprepared for everything. Yeah. I like didn't know, I didn't know how to gamble.

Like I sit down at a blackjack table. I was probably hitting on the wrong, like, you know, not by the book. We just going off gut. People probably hated me probably still do getting armpit hair for the first time. Dude. I, the first, I remember that I thought I time. Dude, I remember that. I thought I was gonna, I had that feeling

because I had friends who started to get like hair. And I was like, dude, I'm never gonna get facial hair or like any, I'm not gonna have body hair. I'm not gonna hit puberty. I was so excited when it sprung for the first time. I had a deal situation. Both my brothers were getting hair in fourth grade and I didn't like go through pre-review until eighth grade.

So it was- Fourth grade? What? Both my brothers were very early bloomers and I was a late bloomer. Parks just finished first grade. I don't think any of his friends have gotten to that point yet.

Yeah, but like by middle school, my brother had a goatee and like full hairy legs. What? Yeah. In middle school? Did they let him rock the goatee at school? Yeah. It was a shitty goatee, but he could.

Oh, God. No one could do that in middle school, but sideburns, they started to become a thing. There is a length. I couldn't grow it. They would check the length of sideburns in high school. I still can't grow sideburns. Me neither. God, maybe, ooh, this one, when you start noticing your hair thin, that first moment

when like, I don't know who, I think mine was a hairdresser. Because I asked, it was like towards the end of college and like, I started having hairs that would like, it wasn't falling out, but they started like, almost growing together, like, come like the hairs and like kind of getting stuck together. And I was like, what's going on back there? Who's doing this? And what did your hairdresser see? Because do you want me to tell you? And this wasn't like a hairdresser I saw regularly. This is almost this is almost

assuredly like super cuts are great clips. She goes, you want me to tell you? I was like, yeah. She goes, because you're losing your hair, the hairs are starting to bind together to like become stronger. And I was like, oh, oh, that's not what you want to hear. I was like, so she's like, have you heard of Rogaine? And I was like, fuck. I was like, I'm 22. Damn. It's tough. Damn. And I was like, yeah, I've heard of Rogaine. I have.

And now we're here. Getting jacked is one here. I remember like working, like seeing results of working out for the first time, like, oh, that's fucking cool. Yeah, you see him pretty quick. If you do, if you do it a couple of times a week. I do remember the first actual weightlifting workout I ever did.

It was. Eighth grade football, seventh grade football. They moved, they put a squat rack in an inclined bench, a regular bench and a trap bar station in the middle of the field house. And it was like, well, off season, we're gonna start lifting weight. So we did like a circuit. And I remember after the first time, like nobody, they didn't tell you anything about nutrition, anything, you know, they were pretty good about form. But like, I remember after I did it going home and like my body was like jello, like I was so weak and like shaky. I didn't know. You couldn't even move probably. No, dude. Unbelievable soreness.

I had a bench in my bedroom starting in middle school. So I would just bang out bench press in my room. And I was like, Oh, this is fucking sick. I can like see my muscles like getting big. Oh dude, getting like some five pound dumbbells and like looking in the bathroom mirror and like lifting and like, you could see like every, yeah. It's like, Oh shit. Yeah. I'm unstoppable right now.

Dude. I'm fuck. Yeah. I remember that very vividly. Randy, you got any? I think, I mean, I, we could probably talk for a long time about this stuff, but I think I've said my good part. Yeah. I just got a junk text from, uh, it looks like Southern Ontario. So it threw me off.

So I sent you a pic. It just, uh, it's just, no, it's just a Ontario. So threw me off. So I sent you a pic. It just, uh, it's just, no, it's just a text that says out of the blue, nothing else, it just says, are you free to talk for just a minute? No, no thing to say who it is, whatever. So, uh, no, I'm not, I'm not. I'm actually, I'm actually working right now. It's cold calm.

So yeah, I have a minute. What's up? He pulled that little league video, that little league photo shoot that's been making the rounds. He's been a big player in our group text. Little league baseball. So Dylan's in the midst. He's like right smack dab in the middle of being a little league baseball dad. These kids look a little older than Parks. Yeah. This looks like a 12. Oh, I'll turn that off. Oh, there's fucking music. Yeah. I turned the music off, but yeah. This is the most egregious travel team looking

baseball shit I've ever seen. Dude, baseball is, why is it the chachiest of the sports? Why does it attract this type of behavior more than any other? You don't see soccer kids doing this. So we're, this is a professional photo shoot where the kids where the kids, okay, the main one, okay, there's a kid holding a bat and he just looks, he looks pretty stoic holding the bat, staring at the camera.

They light the bat on fire and then he drops it and then they take like, you know, quick, what are they using? Like some super camera to get like a dope flame photo. I think it's just like a high speed where they're taking a bunch. But I guess this one went viral, but this has been a thing for a while that it's just a new trend of taking sports photos. And I just recently, because preparation, followed the people that started this trend and the photos are pretty sick. This kid, this kid who they lit his catcher's mask on fire and he's like flips it back. It's just so unnecessary. It looks so dangerous. Like they put a, like a flammable foam on the,

and it burns real quick. It doesn't pose any danger. Whatever happened to just burn off like that. Next to the soccer ball. That's not, it's not cool enough. That's not dope. You got to level up. Like that's a sick picture. I mean, it is. It is cool. And this kid, of course, has all, he has like three different necklaces on. I just know these kids are the worst. Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. These baseball kids are the worst.

What's, why is it, why, what happened? They're so cocky. I don't know what it is, man. They are so cocky. There are a few kids that are just next level cocky in Park's Little League. And these, I'm talking like nine, 10 year old kids. And let me guess, they all have older brothers. They all have older brothers and like who like league and these I'm talking like nine, 10 year old kids. And let me guess they all have older brothers. They all have older brothers and like who like play and are probably pretty good. It's typical.

Okay. This isn't fair because this doesn't apply to all of them, but it's typically the sons of the coach. Because they're usually like the one of the better ball players on the team and their dad's a coach. They feel like they're, you know, they have that up, you know, that on everyone else on the team and they just, they just kind of walk around with a little extra swagger. Are these like the kids who are like missing school to go like to travel

tournaments, they do travel like summer travel ball where they in trouble. Ball means like you go to a different town and you stay in a motel for two nights and play a tournament and come back. So my nephew plays in the, uh, FC Dallas club organization and he's really good. And they'll go play, they'll go to Houston. They'll go do tournaments in like Seattle. They go all over to play tournaments and. Like there's no, no one acts like this.

Like none of the kids are like, they're all just like good kids. Like they don't, like it doesn't seem like it's showy. There's no ego. It's crazy. It's even when I was a kid, it was, it was like this. And it's usually the travel kids for sure. It's not just people are playing literally.

It's always the best ones. So growing up in Little League, we weren't like this at all. Um, at all, but travel ball, summer ball, I was, I didn't participate in one because I don't, the heat really affects me in a major way. So I don't, I didn't play it. I was always like a little intimidated by all these traveling summer ball players because they just like, oh yeah, dude,

we got a tournament out, you know, in, in Temple. Yeah. We'll be there for a couple of days. It's like, oh, okay. You're gonna be gone. Like, yeah, we're traveling. And they just, it was just a different kind of baseball. For me in, in Duncanville, it was like the,

the select kids, it was select ball. So that's what they call, there was regular baseball. That's what we called it too. Select was like the best kids playing. was select ball. So that's what they call, there was regular baseball. That's what we called it too. Select was like the best kids play. It's expensive. It's expensive as hell. And they don't just take anyone. You have to actually be a ball player.

Yeah. You have to be legit. And I remember like telling my dad, cause I was, I was good enough, but I wasn't like anything special, my dad being like, you don't want to play select ball. He's like, it's all politics. I remember my dad specifically saying, I was out of politics. I don't even, I never like followed up on that.

I'm like, what does that mean? I think like, and I'm not saying all of them, but it definitely does seal the vibe that like the parents, especially the dads are the ones that grew up playing ball that were like this too, and are more likely to bribe people. The best way I put it is the guy that, you're not that guy pal.

He is like the epitome of what a baseball dad is like that, like a travel baseball dad, like there's. You know, so my oldest boys, like roads is four and a half almost. And like T ball few seasons and it T ball. You don't see it, but you do see the older brothers a couple years down the road of some of the kids in the league that come to the games and they're already like, this is them. Like they're the ones like showing up and they've got bat bags and stuff.

And I'm like, you got a bat bag? You're like six. Politics were a part of my, I played at Northwest Little League here in Austin, which is a pretty serious baseball league. Um, I noticed politics for the first time when it all stars came around. Like after every season we had all stars and you play different leagues around Austin and one year I remember I missed the all stars and I was like, this is bullshit, I'm better than half the guys on this team and I was, and I looked at

the roster and I was like, wait a minute. Every single one of these kids is on the team because their dad is a head coach of their team. And my dad, what my dad never coached. I was like, this is so stupid. Oh yeah. It's weird. Now I'm about to enter like some, I'm getting to the point with T-ball where like he's done it enough and like it doesn't change. There's not like the I-9 tee ball. It's like volunteer coach, parent, you know, our first year we were lucky. We had a great coach who like was like a baseball dad, but he was cool. And like was like a good teacher. And then. You know, some of the other ones, it's just a dad stepping up and like doing it.

And like, I'm helping and like, I can help and I can, I can help run some of the drills, but like, I'm not the guy to teach your kid how to throw and field right it's not serious is what I'm trying to say but if we're going to continue doing it he likes it I'm like okay I kind of want to get him out of i9 and get him into like there's like a circle c league or something right I'm like I kind of want to get him into that but also like I don't want to get him away from his friends and I don't want to like, you know what I mean? But like, I do want to see him get better and like start learning more about the game. I don't know, man. So I'm kind of at a crossroads.

He's not, these kids aren't, you know, we're not at the point of pyrotechnics in the, in the photos. No, in parks, as much as he has like gotten into baseball, he's not ready for this kind of shit. He's not ready for select ball. The select team in Austin, it was a really big deal growing up with slam, slam ball.

And it was coached like the head of the league was some like former MLB player is like, oh, if you, if you wore a slam jersey around, like you were kind of a big deal. Really? I got to sub in for one game. I got to play slam for like exactly one game or like two games or something. And I was like, uh, and I felt out of, like out of my element. It was weird.

And I was a good ball player too. It's funny. You'd probably get imposter syndrome as a kid playing baseball. Absolutely. Yeah. Do I belong here? Yeah. And Parks has gotten a little bit of that too. And it's, it's broken my heart when it, when he's gotten that. But, um, for the most part of the league he plays in is pretty, pretty casual for the most part. There are some dads who take it way too seriously as I've talked about, but it's, it's a pretty low key league. It's sick that they went with disturbed.

Yeah. So I didn't, I didn't know where you're going with this segment. So the people that really started this trend or is a SBJ studios on Instagram and they just do a bunch of this stuff are all different, like mainly high school portraits. The guy actually had a stitch with that one that's going viral cause he would didn't do that. And he thought the way they did it was unsafe. I think it's just water dish soap and butane. But like a lot of these photos are pretty sick. Why did that? Okay. I just don't need my eight year old to look like he just dropped like a tactical nuke. It's just, they're like, it's just sick. They do a good job. I mean, look, they are objectively sick photos. It's just like, at the, at some point, I don't know. It, it feels like if this, if my five year old or eight year old's taking these kinds

of pics, it's just very much like feeding into like his little eight year old ego and head and I'm like, I don't want him to be that kid. Yeah. But of course, like if all his friends are doing it, then he's going to have to do it. Yeah. And there's nothing I can do. That's not a fight. I'm going to, I'm going to wage for high school sports portraits, like senior

photos, then little kids, but I don't know. We should just do those with podcast. If Parkside, one of these pictures, I would, I would absolutely love it. I mean, it would be sick. And you quit. I would be sick. It would be sick. You're right.

He's, he's throwing a ball. This just has flames in the back coming out the back of it. Like that's cool. And then he throws it like 38 miles per hour. We could just have a row back, do another video where they add the effects. Remember the, our Butler pitching pub video that we had. Oh yeah. I, I'm just thinking of taking a mood, very moody photo with you.

And then just the microphone is on fire and you're just doing like a. Okay. We made that happen. Reach out to Ricky. All right. Speaking of rollback. Yeah. Code wash 20 will get you 20% off one time use code. So load that card up.

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A very comfortable liner, which is very important. Not too constricting. Of course, a polo for literally every occasion, including the university licensed ones that are awesome. I have a few myself, UT. They sent Rhodes a baseball one and it's got the little like, I don't know if it's a palm tree, a tropical tree and then a little baseball. It almost looks like a like a summer ball league shirt, polo and he's been rocking that. Parks is in the in-between stage. He's outgrown

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So I was like, well, this has clearly been vetted. Liver King got arrested last night. And if I have not, I will be the first to admit, I unfollowed the liver King years ago in Austin. Why is he in Austin? Well, he came to Austin to fight Joe Rogan. He flew here to fight Joe Rogan. I don't know if he flew.

I think he drove. You drove here to fight Joe Rogan. But. What's his beef with Rogan? Well, he started posting these ominous videos, um, where he doesn't look well. His face is kind of fucked up. He looks malnourished. His belly button is protruding about an inch away from his abdomen.

Potentially hernia. We don't know. I'm not a doctor. But he started posting these weird videos from his shower and was basically saying, Randy, if you want to try to pull it up, if you just type in liver King on Twitter, there's a hundred videos. Basically blames Rogan, I think for, um, exposing him on his steroid stuff. Remember a couple of years ago, liver King famously, which Rogan was probably the biggest outfit to like report on that or like talk about it, but he did not. He's not the one who like exposed him. There was another guy. He claimed to be natural and just got all his protein from like raw animal products.

Cause liver King has a supplement company. It sells like, um, liver stuff. Um, yeah, here we go. This is him getting arrested. This is him getting out of jail. Yeah. He got arrested for making terroristic threats, uh, toward Rogan came here to fight Joe.

And the videos are like, kind of, they're very dark. They're ominous. Like you can clearly tell like someone is now right with the guy. It's like he's been living outside for months. Okay. Real quick PSPS. What I'm hoping is that you Joe Rogan are thinking I'm going to choke that motherfucker out lights out, I'm going to choke him him out and I kind of hope that if you win That's how it happens because like to wake up from that dream

That's a good feeling and then anything else that you could break on me Break it on me. I hope that you you won't feel me tap. That's never happening tapping Because I have something actually to fight for actually that's my family I have a principle to fight for That's what I'm uh an old war. What if he actually does what he's saying What if what if that would be interesting? That would be interesting? What do you have to fight for you're fighting? I hope you're mad you should choke me out you know how to do that you you're trained he's trained dude it's a little kinky there is weird jiu-jitsu he's uh

people are saying he's at what's up rogans a black boat yeah yeah goes on for another minute um it's very like okay is this guy having like a psychotic break? Like, it's very strange. I've not been following him for a couple of years, but, uh, there's an ayahuasca angle here too, right? He was, yeah, I think he did ayahuasca, which this is not a good endorsement for, for doing ayahuasca. Um, he doesn't seem well. And I guess.

Do it, dude, he was doing like $12,000 a month of worth of like supplements of like hormone, testosterone, all sorts of peptides and shit. Dude, I don't know. It's really strange. And he got arrested, man. And it's really sad because he's got a family. Like, you know, he's put his family, like he was involving them in this shit too. Primal one, primal two, right? But he's saying I'd have my family to fight for. Yeah, I don't know. Is your family at risk? He lost, I assume he lost a lot of money when he was exposed for the steroids. So I think that is where the root of this grudge. That's what he's talking about. Okay. Yeah. What if Joe Rogan and Carlos Mancia,

you know, form an alliance to take down Joe Rogan and Carlos Mancia, you know, form an alliance to take down Joe Rogan. The liver King, you're saying liver King and Carlos Mancia link up. And like, they are going, here's the thing. They got beef with Joe Rogan. Oh, Rogan Rogan can defend himself, but also like, I think, I don't know where his studio is, but I think I've heard his studio is like heavily guarded with like, I think it's in B cave, a bunch of armed, uh, ex military guys, so it's not something you run up on. And also like, I was thinking, dude,

so Rogan had Bernie on like Monday or Tuesday. And I was like, what if liver King just pulled up and Bernie and Rogan are like, what, what a, what a fucking weird, uh, mad lib Rogan, Bernie Sanders, liver King, Alex Jones, Alex Jones. Why is Alex Jones breaking this? I don't know. It's crazy, man. That's sad though. Very sad. It's sad because it's like he's got his kids are young and they got they everybody knows their dad's the liver King. That's that's tough as it is. Like, I mean, it's tough for Parks

to know his dad's like, is that Dorn? Just douchebag. Roger Dorn. Douchebag podcast guy. Yeah, like Rhodes has to answer for, you know, fake Ted Cruz being his dad. Parks finally learned why people call me Dorn sometimes. I showed him the movie. Did you show him Major League?

I showed him Major League, skipped a couple of questionable parts. Sure. But he gets it now. I'm trying to get Rhodes to watch Sandlot. I feel like he can watch. He's not in on it? Well, he just hasn't, he's watched like two movies in his life, the new Mario movie and then like a Smurfs movie.

Okay. So I'm like, let's watch a baseball movie. Sandlot's a great one. I don't think there's anything in there I would need to cut out. No, it's a kid's movie. Was Alex Jones like pushing conspiracies of what's happening to the liver King? Folks, Kriva Warnedog is talking into the liver Kings ear.

Folks, he did ayahuasca one time. Am I in control by the CIA? Dude, the ayahuasca angle is funny because I didn't know that was a thing. And Brett was like, well, I guess I'm not doing ayahuasca. funny. Cause I didn't know that was a thing. And Brett was like, well, I guess I'm not doing I was. And well, I didn't know he was considering it. I don't think he was considering. He said, no, in the text, he's like, I guess I'll take that off the bucket list. But like, dude, if you do I was, cause sometimes you come back and like,

you hear about this every now and then you're a different person, a completely different person, which for some people, that's what they're looking for, but you gotta be careful, man. Don't just go, uh, do plant drugs with anybody in the, in the jungle, Randy. Hey, I won't. Okay. Only me and Dan Patrick will do ayahuasca together. Any drug that makes you vomit before you start to feel effects.

I'm thinking I'm out on. Probably. Yeah. Full body explosions before I get the mind altering experiences. Isn't what I'm looking for. Yeah. I prefer the drugs that make me vomit afterwards. Fucking I drink so much, dude. I got so blacked out. Dylan, you know, actually you don't, you've never puked from

drinking or anything. Now for my funniest joke of the day, I'm going to leave you two to handle the show while I pee. So you guys make conversation. I wish Randy was the one leaving to pee. Tucked in t-shirt day. Yeah. Rocking the early bird tee. Go for it. Would you go piss please? Those are new, those are new Abercrombie shorts.

What do you think about those Dylan? Those are Abercrombie? Yeah. I don't like them that much. You don't like them that much? They got some vertical stripes. I'm going to tell them exactly what's back. What's gotten into you today?

A clean bell health. Actually no. Yeah, it's Tornamoniscus. Yeah. It's torn meniscus. Yeah. It's actually pretty annoying that this is going to be something I have to deal with my whole life. I don't know. I got up early. I've been getting good sleep lately.

Can you, can you start getting less sleep? No. I'm, I don't, I don't this new version of Randy. I don't know if I'm in on. Maybe you need more sleep. Have you ever thought about that? I get seven to eight every night. I'm pretty good, man.

Good. Wow. Wow. What are you getting? I don't know. Seven, eight every night. I'm pretty good, ma'am. Get, Oh, wow. What are you getting? I don't know. Seven, six, seven. Get at least seven. Yeah.

Get at least seven. My son seven. Yeah, that was, that was part of the viral tweet. Yeah. Did he leave the door open? It's cracked. It's, was he born in a barn? Is it going to affect the sound quality in any way?

If it's fully open, it does, but it is what it is. How fast do you think he's trying to piss? He's coming back. He's ready, man. He's a quick pisser. He's jogging. Yeah. Cause he, he got a small tank. All right, man. Welcome back big dog. Dylan said he really enjoys your shorts. He might get a pair. He doesn't like them? I just said he likes them. No, they're fine, man. They're fine. You can find some cheap stuff at Abercrombie.

They got good stuff. They do have, I mean, look, they're not, this is non-spawn, but they got some decent stuff. Just don't expect them to acknowledge your presence if you're over 40. Yeah, if you got a bunch of beer on your breath from the Twisted Cork, don't go into Abercrombie. They're going to avoid you.

You know what? Yeah, I had one bad afternoon at the mall and you bring it up every time we do a show. A little more than one. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit.

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also is his name and my, yeah, my sister, brother-in-law, my two little nieces were going to Port Aransas, Texas, staying at a little community called cinnamon shore. This is the third is now become an annual tradition. going to Port Aransas, Texas, staying at a little community called Cinnamon Shore. This is the third, it's now become an annual tradition. This is the third summer in a row we're going. A different house each time, but same community. And it's just so much fun.

Man, we got beach, we have a slew of pools to choose from, we rent, we're renting an eight person golf cart to get us around. Oh yeah. We're going to have a grand old time. Do me a favor. Charge up that Bluetooth speaker for me. I'll charge up the Bluetooth speaker.

Yeah. Parks is making sure we have plenty of board games. He's really in on board games right now. I smoked his ass at Clue the other day. You should play chess. You're a big chess guy. They have giant chess there. Yes they do.

Yes they do. I know the community well. Yeah, it's so much fun. And I'm excited that last two summers, I have gone without a significant other and still had an amazing time. So now we got Chelsea with us. It's going to be even more fun.

I'm stoked, man. Can you recreate the giant chess video, but the Magnus one where you just get mad and then you shake Park's hand. It just slammed. I slammed the giant chess board. Yeah, sure. I'll try it. I'll give it a shot.

Are you concerned? This is going to be your first trip where it's the Gulf of America now. Do you think it's going to be different? Yeah, water's going to hit diff. I don't think I have any concern over the name of the body of water that I'll be swimming in now. You haven't thought about if it's going to hit diff or not? No, I haven't. I don't think the water is going to be any different because it has a different name now. I don't know. What if they die at red, white and blue for 4th of July coming up like Chicago River? I don't think the water is going to be any different because it has a different name now, I don't know if they die at red, white and blue for 4th of July. Coming up like Chicago river. I don't think they're going to die. The entire golf.

How would they even do that with three colors? I don't know, man. Find a way it's already blue. So, I mean, you just need to do the, it's only two colors. Hey buddy, it ain't blue. Oh, not, not down those parts. Not blue. Yikes.

Good beach though. Poor day, man. I'll be there. About a month. I'm excited. Yeah. I get back next Tuesday. So I'll be back in the office on Wednesday.

Well, Hey, from everybody to you. See you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday, Bob. Randy. What about you turds? Uh, I got a big weekend slash week coming up. Remember, uh, we'll, we'll try to have video next week. Uh, so Saturday morning I leave for a wedding in Chicago.

Oh, really? Yeah. So I'll be here. Hold on a sec. Just can check the it's on the calendar. You know, even typing, you just hit into your laptop. So yeah, which Brett, for some reason thinks that's a bad move.

I said that I don't want to get in the day before because I don't want to pay an extra like $300 for a hotel. And he's like, that's an insane move. I'm like, I'm just getting there. What time is the wedding? Three o'clock. So I'm leaving. What time are you flying in?

Six in the morning. So I'll be getting in at like 11. That's kind of a psycho move. No, no, it's not. Maybe a three o'clock wedding, getting there the morning of. Yeah. I mean, okay. Yeah.

What are you flying though? Southwest, I believe. Or American, I don't know. There's another member of this company who's flown, the last two times he's flown, it has not been that airline, but he's been getting smoked. So I just, I hope everything is,

you should be good getting out of here. I don't think you're gonna have any weather issues. Hopefully it won't have a 13 hour delay. But unreal. Two, two times in a row. Unreal. But, uh, so yeah, wedding on Saturday and then might spend a little more time on Sunday with some friends in Chicago, but then spending the whole week up in

Northwest Indiana, getting to see my new niece, hang out with my mom, brother, my actual, my brother and his kids are coming in too. So it's a whole family, a little reunion. Oh dude. Congratulations on being an uncle. Yeah. This is my fifth, I'm a level five uncle. So pretty sick. Pretty cool, man. Pretty sick. So got that. And then I will be going to our like major lake that's in Northwest Indiana with my friend and his family and doing a fourth of July up on the lake. So it's nice.

Cause I feel like an awesome. I've seen the fireworks from the bridge, from the water, from the park and like, but otherwise it doesn't seem like people do much for fourth of July down here. So I am excited to spend fourth of July in the Midwest doing some like Midwest summer stuff. Typical liberals not celebrating the fourth. Just feel like people think it's too hot here or something. I don't know.

It is and well, you gotta go out of town to you really wanna pop off fireworks. Although it would just come to my neighborhood apparently. And I'm hoping, I'm hoping Dave, this might be the first weekend that I ride a jet ski if, if it, or a wave runner, just, uh, we'll see. Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

This could be a new male cannon moment. Yeah, that could, that's a good one. I remember the first time I rode a jet ski. Still have you had to wakeboard either. Shout out Lake Whitney. I want to, but. Okay. We'll see.

either. Shout out Lake Whitney. I wanted to, but. Okay. We'll see. Um, as for me, I'm pretty much just hanging out this weekend. Hell yeah. This is a, uh, this is a, a Dave gearing up for the fourth. We, uh, we'll be not to totally cook my weekend and fun next week, but we'll be out of town so this weekend I'd like to keep it a little bit low-key because we're not doing anything major but We'll just be hanging around here Potentially doing a Man every time we talk about doing a new restaurant with the kids We're always just like yeah, but we know mats is like the most kid-friendly place you could possibly go So we will probably end up doing that it'd be Friday or Saturday

It off hours late afternoon early early evening. I think that'll be the move Catching up on love Island I'm going to put out some feelers today See if there's some people in the wash media universe on the fringes of who might want to join me for a little one off two off three off pod because I'm in on USA and let me just tell you last night I got to the good stuff I got some recoupling the public's involved it's been good this is my first swim through USA and it is delivered in a big way. So look out for that. It's recoupling time. Very good, Randy. You redeemed yourself. That Red Bull is clearly like kind of plateaued.

You're not falling down, but you're close. If anything, it's calling me down. Did you drink the whole thing? Oh no. Yeah. Uh, they got a little left and I have checked. It's American getting it at 11 a.m. So I got a four hour buffer on American. We'll see if that works. American getting it at 11 a.m. So I got a four hour buffer on American. We'll see if that works Okay, maybe it is a little risky whose wedding is it? Oh Fraternity brother the one that I went to the Scottsdale Bachelor party with one that I went to a bachelor party. I got your suit ready. You got your suit clean and everything No, I mean I have a clean suit, but if I wear my Navy one that that's not clean from the indie one, but I haven't actually dirty day.

You have a hanging bag. Are you going to bring a hanging bag? Nah. Randy. Oh buddy. All right. Well, we'll see everybody tomorrow for listener voicemails and then Friday only on Patreon for all levels of Patreon.

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