Circling Back - Masters Court And 10 Minutes In Space

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, take Dave's friend to Masters Court after an egregious choice made in Augusta, then discuss the Trap Gawd, Dillon's Space Bar, Dillon's debut of the Peepee Minute, and Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter  (12:30) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (34:55) Masters Court (52:54) The Trap Gawd (57:30) The Spacebar, Katy Perry Edition (1:06:38) The Peepee Minute (1:13:33) Run It Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •  Rhoback: Get 20% off at checkout using promo code WASHED20 at https://rhoback.com/   •  Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://www.rocketmoney.com/circling today.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More hammered than a spreadsheet on a Friday afternoon. Let's go people Let's do a podcast circling back podcast. My name is Dave. You loose? Yeah, dude. Fuck you. Dude, dude. Fucking playing that Davis Clark shit got me just. Oh, did you see that guy who's only been working out one trap?

What is he doing? Wait, do we put that on here? What is he doing? Yeah, let's let's hold that. Okay. Have you seen this? We do a sag on it later. Yeah, let's just do a sag. Rain, have you seen this? Can we do a seg on it later? Yeah, let's just do a seg.

Let's do a whole seg. I knew there was something we were missing and of course it's the guy who worked out One Trap exclusively. Yeah, cool intro, Dave. My name's Dave. I'm gonna host a Circling Back podcast. Welcome.

If you're new here, welcome to you. Shout out to you. You've entered the show at a very interesting time because guess what? It's podcast week. How about that? Is it really? Yeah, I think so. I didn't get the calendar alert. You know, that's not my it is. Oh my god.

It is. That's not my thing. It is podcast week. I've been trying to hire an office manager here for about the last five years just for things like that. Yeah. To make sure that podcast week that's on the schedule. That's on the calendar for people. Um I did not know and now I'm here. I'm here. I'm been here for about the last That's your assessment, huh? It looks good. I would never say 100%. You do look good. It's Randy Trimback.

Something about you, Dave. You got a little glow. Hi, Dave. It's because I'm wearing my Camp Will Mommy's new shirt that was sent in. No, that's not it. That's why it is. Hey, shout out to all the Will Mommies out there. You're having a hair day. That's what it is. I don't think that's what it is.

So that shirt is the same color. So it's like a salmon. I don't know if you can tell. It's actually pronounced Salmon. You can't see that, can you? Well, I can't because the screen is in the way. I can't even see that the shirt at all. So the shirt a long time ago on a blog, we're gonna play remember when once again,

called Post Grad Problems. One of the remember, we launched like four shirts. This is before it was even like a website. And one of them was a rage against the copy machine shirt. And it was that, it was that color. It was the same blank. Is that a comfort colors? Yeah, it is. There you go.

I remember. Show us the crim. That's it. It was a guy knows colors. It was a parody of Che Guevara. Must be nice. Right. Yeah, it was Che Guevara, but he had, um, I believe a comb over a slick back.

We fratted him up. His hair was a little, he was supposed to look like a We fratted him up. His hair was a little bit. He's supposed to look like a kid right out of college. She was working like office job. post grad. There's about eight out there in the wild and we sold six of those. One of them

is Phil Battaglia's wife. Shout out Ashley who I believe Phil brought her the shirt and like I think it's like a sleep shirt or was. I think I got that right. Was it a Shaker shirt? I know. Yeah, I don't want to say that. Well, she didn't get it from me. I know J Bones wife uses hers as a sleep shirt, but that was also not sold to him. He just got it from the box at Grand Ex. Okay. Maybe it was J bone and not Phil. Okay. Sorry. So I apologize. I regret the error, but uh, thank you, Randy for being here. It's beautiful when his Shacker

shirt becomes wife shirt. You know, it's a beautiful story. What are you talking about? Like, like if a Shaker if you end up marrying your Shaker, it's like not a Shaker shirt anymore. I didn't marry my Shakers. They all **** hated me. We just yelled at them when they left the house. Shaker. It's so **** dog. It's so funny. That's messed up dog. Is that what y'all did? Yeah. It's so funny. That's messed up, dog. Is that what y'all did? Yeah.

Wow. I will take one ally point from Randy. Yeah, bud. How about that, buddy? Whenever my friend used to know, it's now his wife, but we drop her off at Zeta. When she get out of the car, we just all yell Shacker as she was leaving the car.

The way you said drop her off at Zeta, it was like 20-year-old Randy. You drop her off at Zeta. Yeah,'m gonna tell Shacker as she was leaving the car. The way you said, drop her off his Zeta. It was like 20 year old Randy. You drop her off his Zeta. Yeah, we just we just we just left her at the car. Yeah. So, she can walk in her. No, she's actually a cool

chick. I actually, we went to Alvin Ords. Alvin Ords. Took it out. No one knows where that is unless they're. No, it was it's still around. It is. Really? Yeah. Sandwich shop in San Marcos, Texas. Yeah, that's the least I could do. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? She deserves a hoagie or whatever they sell there. Did you say a sandwich? It's a sandwich shop. Sandwich. I want to make it sound cooler. Hoagies and grinders. Hoagies, grinders, sub, sandwich.

A lot of names for sandwiches. Speaking of Grindr's, Dylan Shivery. Very happy to be here. A quick shout out to the, to Krem and the rest of the Willmommies for sending us a care package, including this signed hat. This hat's dope. They sent us a blank one too, which is we're gonna fight over it, I'm sure.

But if you allow me time to just read off the names that have signed this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give you the floor. Okay. Callie. Callie. Nicole. Paige B.

Emma. Lauren. I think that's, is that our friend, Lauren? Probably. Probably, yeah. Michelle. A.G. Shelbae.

Madison. Macy. Shout out Macy. Emily. Crim. Linus, Chelsea, Christy, Sam, and Melissa. Thank you very much. Can you read the second name again? I stepped on it. It was Alex.

She's like, she'd be very disappointed if she didn't get to hear Dylan read her name and Dylan voice. And a double shout out to Krim for sending us another heartfelt letter in just the most incredible penmanship you're ever going to see on a human being. Every time we get one something from her, we have to show the office like this because it's really nice penmanship. Krim and a lot of these, maybe all of these young ladies, or Mount Rushmore listeners, Krim especially, but I do get a little irritated at Krim

when I see how much time she puts into things. And it makes me feel like a real fucking big piece of shit. Cause I don't put that much time into anything. She's a very thoughtful young lady. Did you see the, okay, I should have showed you this, the box that that came with, she even took the time when doing our address, she just wrote out washed, but did it in

our logo form. I did see that. Yeah, no, literally, no one's doing that. Like she's doing the most. Yeah, you don't see that anywhere. Now for here. And I read that and I'm like, wow, she spent more time doing this address than I did like, writing a best man speech. If I if I put forth 10% of the effort that Crim does, I'd probably get somewhere in life.

Yeah, I've been trying to actually, now you brought that up. I kind of want to talk to you about that. Okay. Because you haven't been doing fucking shit lately. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm trying to get it together. She made me as Dimmadome in the Fairly Odd Parents style as a character and it's probably one of my favorite fan art things

that anyone has ever done for Washed. I'll pretend I'm a fan of the character and it's probably one of my favorite fan art things that anyone has ever done for lost. Uh pretend I'm unfamiliar. So, Doug Dimmadome is from Fairly Odd Parents. The show. So, she made me in that style as Dimmadome. So, like, it looked like I was

part of the show. Wow. That's very cool. Pretty good. That's real sick. Mm hmm. Do we intro this guy? Yeah, man. That's when I used my time to talk about our our lovely Will Mommy's friends. If you thought this was strong banter, check this out. We've got a Patreon. It's got even harder banter. We banter so hard on there. It's the hardest

**** you've ever seen. Oh my god. Um we do an episode every Tuesday and that one could be anything from Conspiracy Tinge Pod called Touching Based. It could be cold calls, which we did last week, which were quite strong. It was a gas every cold call we've done has been like a heater, but last week's was really strong. We'll do exactly five minutes where we take, we've got a big spreadsheet full of listener prompts.

And then Dylan's got a bingo do hickey that he spins and grabs a ball out of, and we just pick one at random. And we riff on it for exactly five minutes. Facts. You never know, Randy's game show from time to time, that's not tomorrow. No, I think tomorrow will probably be exactly five minutes or circling back on touching base, I can't remember.

Cause I think Will would want to be on those episodes. Ooh, ooh. So we'll have to figure that out. I'm fiending for one of those again. Fiending. So yeah, if Will's available tomorrow morning, I will find two segments and we'll do a circling back on touching base.

Thursday, we drop listener voicemails. That's exactly what it sounds like. We we go to the call line, the pipeline 888-618-4422. Call and leave a message. We try to we try to keep it tactical. Occasionally we'll play something that's longer than a minute. And if they've got like a really killer story or I'll be honest, if it's a guy who's got like a dope like a good southern accent I don't know why

I just feel like you get a lot of those those calls tend to be really good or if it's like a young lady from like Philly or Chicago they tend to get played it's like aesthetically pleasing accents for me if you uh are a young man with a southern accent Dave will play your voicemail that's just something that he does. I got a little bit of a Southern bias, but like I'm looking for more Pacific Northwest representation. Yeah, out Cali way maybe even, you know?

Yeah. So hit us on the voicemails, but we drop those every Thursday. Also look for us to drop a newsletter every Friday in your inbox at like 7 a.m. Central, maybe earlier don't know washed out sub stack comm check it out what do we do last week what'd you do I wrote about the the theory that birds are somehow not present inside the grounds of Augusta National oh in there instead they pipe in bird sounds throughout the broadcast and at the actual

I believe that club. It seems so unbecoming of a club and embarrassing that the but I do believe it because it's just it's too constant. I do too. I watched a lot of golf over the weekend. I had that thought. The tufted titmouse is a bird native to Georgia. When does it mate?

I don't have the information. is a bird native to Georgia. When does it mate? I I'm I don't have the information. I have I have a black crested titmouse that comes by my balcony to my bird feeder. Is that right? I've named him Titty Boy. Yes. Titty Boy. Mm hmm. There's a rapper that goes by that. To change his original name. He changed it. Probably more marketable. I don't know. Titty Boy. I liked it. For another day. Go check us out and subscribe. Watched our, excuse me, youtube.com slash circling back. The show is better watched. Like if you throw it on your TV

or your laptop or your device, I think Dave's trying to get the YouTube's just pop. I really am. It's YouTube week also podcast week coincides with YouTube week. And I want everybody to go subscribe. Even if you don't just go subscribe. We're trying to get those numbers up. So we do could do a coffee Friday soon Just chopping it up with this with the squad. I Would do that maybe even a live one with an active chat They're fun, man. I'm just throwing it out there. You want to like put on schedule. Yeah, just let's just talk about it We will do coffee Fridays on you. We need a live product. It's too much fun interacting with the chat.

Dylan's track house every Thursday, he was speaking of chat. That'll be back this Thursday. We didn't do it because of the masters, but we did do a masters chat. We did. On Substack, it's another thing we do on there. We're mixing it up in there.

Which is great. It's a better function than I would say the other chats we do. I call them Patreon, Patreon for the patrons. It's just a better function than I would say the other chats we do I call patreon patreon for the patrons It's just better functionality What else what else bit madness that's all done. We had a winner. That was last week Go check it out. If you missed you have this a good one to like send to people who were like in the loading phase Or thinking about getting involved. Yeah

Yeah send to people who were like in the loading phase or thinking about getting involved. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Randy put together some care packages for the top three winners of Bit Madness and they're sitting out there ready to be shipped out as we speak. Very cool. Very cool. Shouts to the winner. Shouts to former baby. Who won? Was it Elena? Former baby. Yeah. Was she the former baby or is it? She was the former baby. Who won was it Elena for my baby. Yeah was she the former baby or is the

former baby. Yeah. He used to be a baby. That's the thing about her. Okay. Way back in the day on that note bro. Let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off bro. There's a crazy event happening. We have

the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let's go. Let's go. This the- the- the- the- the- the- this weekend in fun presented by our good friends are good friends a rollback rollback where do we begin I don't know dude I don't even know anymore

they have so much stuff going on right now it's all just absolute fire- I've been wearing the grit gym shorts like crazy. I wore them this morning when I walked Stella around the trail. I wore them all weekend. They're awesome. They're so cozy, man. I got something in my inbox last night. Did they redo or just a new version of the blue bonnet polo?

I believe they did. It's strong. Yes, they have so many different polos. You can't help but find something you're gonna absolutely love on there. It's swim trunk season. They got trunks covered. They got looper shorts. They got joggers. They have a

looper. Looper short is just your standard like khaki golf short with belt loops. That's why it's called the looper. You can wear a belt. They have a looper jogger now that are and those are also fire. You're playing a course. Brett wore them to his Calcutta last week. Yes, he did. It tucked in. Brett was ready to rock. That's the only, only part of the outfit he got right. Actually the bottoms. That's true.

Anyway, washed 20, washed 20, get you 20% off at checkout. That is a one-time use code. So don't be an idiot and only buy one item. You're going to regret that. That would be pretty embarrassed. Washed 20. Famously, I was working on my apartment gym yesterday and unlike Dylan, I had someone in there

actually wearing a shirt and it was a Roebuck shirt. Is that right? Yeah. You were working out? Yes, I was working out. I spotted numerous Roebuck shirts during the Masters broadcast. A ton. Yeah. Well represented out there in Augusta.

Yeah, there was a moment when like six years ago when Roebuck was just kind of really finding their footing. That if you went out to like the former tournament here, the Dell match play, you walked around, you saw a guy in a Roebuck, they were few and far between. So if you saw somebody, they probably listened to our show. That's honestly the thought I had.

Same. Then two years later, They were everywhere. They were everywhere. And it was like, oh, these guys probably don't all listen to our show. It'd be cool if they did. But yeah, yeah, this is sick. This seven year old man and like this, you know, eight year old,

they probably don't. They're wearing road back and they probably don't listen to our show. That's fair. But they wear road back because it's phenomenal. Yes. And I wear it all weekend. I wear it to the gym. Shout out to the good people. Load that card. I pause.

Would you allow me the time to talk about my weekend and fun? Yeah, go for it. I had an excellent weekend. A plus weekend. So as I talked about last week, Chelsea's parents were in town from Utah. And it was a big weekend, not just because they were visiting, but because they were meeting parks for the first time. And that went extremely well. They love parks, obviously, who doesn't? And parks had a good time with them, but it started on Friday. We had a little, uh, Matto Ranchos outing.

Matto Ranchos. Thank you, Dave. Uh, thank you, Sam. Matto Ranchos, they, uh, they wanted to go to the place that we always talk about, so we took them and they loved it. Did you have to explain

what the name of the restaurant is versus how you pronounce it? I didn't get into that. I should have. I don't know. Did you have to explain what the name of the restaurant is versus how you pronounce it? I didn't get into that. I don't know. It's a really easy thing to describe to somebody. Yeah, it didn't come up. But yeah, they her dad got a skinny frozen. And the mom got a knockout. We got a Bob Armstrong dip that we get we showed them we got the works for them and they they love the place. What was your order? Your food order?

My order was, we actually all, the four of us shared fajitas, beef and shrimp. Oh. Very good. Interesting. Okay. Surf and turf, I like that. Later on that evening, baseball game. Parks had two games this week and the first was on Friday. And he had a really good game. Parks had two games this week and the first was on Friday and he had a really good game. He put the ball in play each time, got one base hit, scored a run. Unfortunately they got their asses handed to them.

Can I ask you a question? Yes. Were you riding a sick little buzz into that game? No. From Mets? No. I had one Mark at we had an early dinner. And no, it was not. I would have doubled down. I would have been riding a sick little buzz, but that's all right. He would have been. Yeah. I'm sorry.

That was on Thursday. Matt was Thursday and then the game was Friday. It doesn't matter. It all matters. You had some toss. Completely different day. So after the game, Parks, that's when he met the parents.

And it was just it was awesome. Minus the L that the team took. All right. It's going to be plenty of those in life. You got to move on. Saturday, we went to they were saying at the line, which is a hotel downtown. We went there. Parks and I got a little pool action in. What's it called? The line. It's not a cocaine thing, guys. It's just a name of a hotel.

Wait, I don't know about this hotel at all. Where's it at? Used to be called something else. The Bump. It's like Seizure Chavez in Congress, right? Seizure Chavez in Congress. Yeah, Chavez in Congress. It's on the lake and it's a great spot, honestly.

And then Saturday evening, I watched some golf, of course, after the pool action, and then we went to dinner at Moonshine, which is a restaurant I always forget about. And it is really good and very reasonably priced for being in downtown Austin. One of the first restaurants to listen I went to in town before I took the job in founders of Grand Ex, Ryan and Madison. Okay. And you know who I saw there with his new baby? I remember this very vividly. Our good friend Toad, the Toad. Oh, how about that? He was there, saw him, caught up with him. Excellent Sunday brunch. It's a spot that I always forget about, but I enjoy it when I go.

It's good and it's not, you get a cocktail for under $18, which is in Austin, like, wow. Terrific. Like, I got a chicken fried steak there where my parents were in town a couple of years ago and and it was it was good. It's like one of your favorite foods. Sneaky, huh? Yeah, sneaky, sneaky. That's great. So, that was Saturday. Sunday. Parks had another baseball game and he had such a good game that we are going to talk about it in a

later segment called Dylan's PP minute. Because he's just PPing on baseballs right now. Okay. He was the star of the game. I was wondering what that was on the run. His star of the game. I thought you were just working in and ended the show PP break. I'm really excited to talk about it.

I'm glad you're not. The kid is just, he's on top of the world right now. And it's mostly because of this game. And it was just really, really exciting. Then we went back to, we went to my place, had our parents over to my place and we cooked dinner and ate up on the roof. What'd you cook? I grilled shrimp.

Ooh. I grilled shrimp on the grill outdoors. And we did broccoli. Rice to help sweet potatoes. OK, OK. What'd you serve to drink? Any ice cold beers for the boys? We drink rosé still. Very girl. Still rosé because it was a little warm outside

and the sun was setting. It all made sense. It was a very nice evening. It was a little windy, because it was a little warm outside and the sun was setting. It all made sense. It was a very nice evening. It was. A little windy, but very nice. We had great, great, but warm weather over the weekend. Sun was out all weekend long. It was really nice.

Sure. And it was an excellent weekend. Great time with the parents. They're great. Meeting with Parks went great. They also met my dad and my sister and brother-in-law, my nieces, and that all went great. Oh, we went, they did Pine and brother-in-law my nieces and that all went great Oh, we went they did pine house after his game on Friday. That was fun, too

You played the card played the card here that Randy played his a car plays a car played the Zoc card Okay, and I'm excited to talk about his baseball game later on so this very episode. Okay Any other questions I have for you for your weekend? That's a full weekend. It's a lot of it was a full weekend and everything went well. That's dining out weekend minus them getting stuffed into a locker during that baseball game Friday. After that it was sometimes you gotta get stuffed into a locker to see your way out. Exactly.

They flushed it though and then moved on to Sunday. Oh yeah. Dylan's PP minute upcoming PP minute will be later on. PP minute, two pounds Minute will be later on. PP Minute, two pounds of piss minute coming up. Randy. Good start. Oh, let's just reset here.

Hold on, here we go. Dude, these allergies are bad. Yeah, they are. Yeah, I had a weekend. Friday, I didn't do anything. Okay. But I played a lot of video games, played Hell Divers 2. It's my favorite video game, maybe of all time. But Saturday was the day. Of all time? Dude, I didn't know y'all were still doing Hell Divers.

I am. I am. It had a reassurgence a couple months ago and then I've I just continue to play. You just said reassurgence. Yeah. Is that like a diarrhea thing? No Like a reassert what's the word resurgence? No reassurgence? Okay, okay Resurgence anyways, that was Friday. I didn't do it much but Saturday Brad and I went to an engagement party at Desert Door distillery. This looked lit. It was awesome. Because we had a brunch at the, you know,

the to be bride and groom's house. And then we took a party bus to desert door. And it's probably like a 40 minute drive, maybe less. I don't know. But around Driftwood way? I believe so, yeah. And Satol's good. I need a new bottle of Sat anyways. So, but you have to

know no bar is complete without so tall. It's the bus we went on was amazing. It was an old tour bus that was built by like I don't think he physically built it for John Denver, his original like so that was a real thing. Yeah, it looked dope. It was it was sick. I can throw maybe up some pictures of it but it uh so he built it, toured on it and then there's like a ton of other bands that toured on it too. Let me let me use the smoke weed in it. Dude, dude, for sure. Let me see if I

don't want to speak. Uh I don't want to speculate about the deceased but. He's he was low key crushing on that thing, right? Oh hey, that John Denver's full of **** man. That I'm not going to speculate It's a tour bus and it's John probably where Randy was sitting when the we were sitting in the back playing Nintendo and when the bus driver gave us like the rundown before we went off like the first thing I said I was like dude imagine how many rock stars just got sucked down back here Jesus is that why you were smelling the cushions? Yeah No, so like it was he toured on it first and then here's some other people Natalie Cole foreigner first and then here's some other people. Natalie Cole, Foreigner. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Foreigner? Yeah. Okay. Does that that bus has seen some things continue? Journey, Cheap Trick, the Doobie Brothers, the Rolling Stones. That's just from the paper. Let me see all the other ones. Going

forward. How about you lead with the Rolling Stones? No offense. You're doing great. I'm just reading. Just saying like that is the draw there and those are all very big names. They've contributed mightily to music but the Rolling Stones is the biggest name probably there and then there's a couple more Mick Jagger dog. You gotta leave with Mick. I'm on a bus. Earth Wind and Fire. Okay. Do you remember Aerosmith. Oh, Jesus. This is a filthy boss.

This thing should be burned. Did you bring a black light? I said that we do not want to take a black light. I'm assuming that the actual cushions are not the same as they were. But like, yeah, just insane amount of people that toured on this bus. So it was cool. It's like all like kind of a sailing and nautical themed and it's just very wood paneled and.

Vintagey. It was vintagey. It was sick. Did you guys get a little boozy on it? Oh yeah. Got a lot of booze. I got more booze. I think I got more boozy at the actual.

How do you pre-boos for a Sotol? We mainly just do. Explain to the folks at home who might not know what that is, because I didn't know what that was until I moved here. Sotol is an alcohol that comes from some type of like a cactus plant. And the original Sotol tastes a lot more like tequila. And then if they age it in oak barrels, it tastes a little more whiskey.

And then if they add like more cactus botanical flowers to it, it tastes more gin. It's very interesting. they're different ones, but it's a cactus plant type of alcohol. It's similar to tequila. Yeah, I think it's- Tequila adjacent. Specifically made from the plants of the genus Dacilyrion. Obviously. Of course.

He didn't know that, he just- Chihuahua Mexico. I'm sorry, he didn't read that, he knew it off the top of his head. Off the top of his head. No, and I think the thing about it is what people will typically taste is like, compared to a crisp tequila or often smoky mezcal,

Sotol tends to be like bright and grassy. Depending on how and when it's made or where it's made, some bottlings can have musky, earthy, and vegetal characteristics. I've never seen that word, don't like it. Dave knows a lot about this. It's not unusual for some to liken Sotol's funky aroma to sweaty socks. the Soto characteristics. I've never seen that word. Don't like it. Yeah, Dave knows a lot about this. It's not unusual

for some to like and Soto's funky aroma to sweaty socks. Not exactly a selling point here on the description from love realm love festival but anyway, carry on. That's all off the dome. That's that's insane. That's also I'm putting

some uh if you're watching at home, I'm going to put some uh images on the screen for everyone but uh. That's also I'm putting some, if you're watching at home, I'm going to put some images on the screen for everyone. But, There's a gram. Do you get a gram off? No, no, it just took pictures of the bus for the, or whatever. But also we started at 10 in the morning. So yeah, this is the bus and it's just,

It's dope. It's so sick. There's the, there's the inside. Very, very cool thing. You know Keith Richards OD'd twice on that thing. I gotta imagine all these different partitions. I probably had curtains just so that they could just hook up with some floozies. Yeah, I'm sure they'd hook up with floozies.

I already lost it. They probably had so many shackers. But my problem was that I got to the brunch late so I only had one breakfast taco then started drinking champagne and high noons and then we went to a desert door. My question for you is going to be how does one pregame for a distillery like this? There's a lot of champagne. Like that's tough because you're like you know you're going to go get this one thing because that's the one thing they've got so you got to lead into it you're like, you know, you're going to go get this one thing because that's the one thing they've got. So you got to lead into it. You're like, I don't want to overdo it on the way there. They did some Bloody Marys too, because there was a brunch show,

a lot of, it was a lot of champagne because it was an engagement party. So it was a lot of, you know, champagne actually is a celebratory drink. Did you know that Dylan? I did. But so I don't catch Dylan at a caloric deficit drinking champagne or someone someone's getting fucking hit in the face. Oh, man. Never seen the guy more angry. That's facts. I had one taco and then went and drank all day did like a flight which was pretty much four shots in like two drinks there. By the time I got back to their place, then we started smoking weed I can tell

you I was slurring my words bad and I just went home time I got back to their place, then we started smoking weed. I can tell you, I was slurring my words bad. I just went home and I got probably home at like five o'clock and then slept till like one in the morning. Got up, watched some TV for two hours and went back to sleep. So. I'm glad you didn't require a buffer day today. My Sunday was my buffer day.

We were wandering. But sometimes you need two buffer days, bud. Yeah, but it was fun. Very cool. That's my whole weekend. Sunday I didn't do much fainting. I'm going to save some of my weekend for a segment I'm putting potentially after Dylan's PP segment.

Dylan's PP minute. It's gonna be Dave's da da minute. Okay, because I might have something there but I uh friday night Um, I think I consumed about as much Masters content as I have in my life. I was dialed. I I loved what was happening. Um And once it was over, um You know what i'll continue my insane glazing of nlu but I was I was firing up their recap I'm going to watch something time in my life. Always a classic. So I watched Heat Friday night. Randy, you ever seen Heat? Never seen it. Well, I've never seen it either. I guess I'll just fuck off. I saw it on like

the front page of Netflix. I was thinking about watching it. It's because of the Val Kilmer death. Sadly, you should. What's it about? Is it just like a police action movie? It's a heist movie, right? You got a team, you got a crew and these guys are good. These guys are good. You got a crew, rob things, armored cars, things of that nature. And you know, hit some licks and then you got Al Pacino who's a cop and he's hot on the case. He's got his own problems. He's got his own problems, personal issues. It's tough. He's drinking a lot and you got De Niro and he's leading this crew and I'll leave it there But you got De Niro Val Kilmer and

Pacino what more do you need? It's pretty good. You should watch it. It's a great movie One of the most iconic bank heist scenes you'll ever see can't wait to watch it shootouts things of that nature Saturday golf watch golf Snuck in a gym trip haven't been in a while, but but got in there got it done. We can tell I'm off my I'm off my strength five by five bit that I was doing I Realized that while I was seeing some incremental strength gains because I've been doing this thing I was like, all right five by five gonna up the weight. We're gonna see how strong we can get That's the whole goal is just strength I was like i'm gonna hurt myself

I I didn't actually do it but there got there came a point a couple weeks ago when I was doing some like deadlift That I was like, okay this weight i'm comfortable with but I could see this like if I came in here without a proper warm Up, this is where I would hurt my back. So lip is a young man. It's a young man's game. I'm done I'm done doing that. I'm still i where I would hurt my back. So, it's a young man. It's a young man's game. I'm done. I'm done doing that. I'm still, I'm still lifting a decent amount for myself but whatever. Now, it's just about

I don't know. Being my own boss in the gym. Not letting someone's five by five plan dictate what I do. Sure. How about that? Sure. Uh Saturday, more Masters. Dude, I freaking love the Masters. It's fun, man. Do we made our homemade I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

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gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I it or do anything special. I my master's viewing is best consumed with like, like I go pick up a Jets, or I go pick up some chicken strips or something. I would rather do that than like pretend to give myself the false idea that I you know, I'm at the masters for some reason, because I'm not I'm on my couch. I've got like a one year old and a four year old running around going fucking ape shit. I'm not I'm not putting myself in that place.

So it's fine. Give me some chicken and biscuits though. That cracker with some pimento cheese. I'm gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up? I'm gonna fuck it up. There you go. That's the best cracker to pair with pimento cheese.

Saturday night, more of the same. Relaxed, pondered, thought what if. Just thinking about things. Okay. Sunday, I got to give a shout out to the family. They just they just let their dad take control of the Samsung. That's right. And name dropped. And they said, you know, go off, hoss, watch your masters hung out, did a lot of outside stuff as well, you know, before the big groups teed off the big boys and all

in all man just a just a nice weekend one of the more stressful days and we'll get to that in a minute of watching golf or watching any sport really but yeah fun times that's about it anything else anybody leave anything else you want to get to I don't think so man I watched all about the five minutes of the Masters okay that's awesome dude we don't want to hear to? I don't think so, man. I watched all about the five minutes of the Masters. Okay, that's awesome, dude. We don't want to hear about you're so crazy, man. Do

they have it on a screen on the bus? Uh no, they did have it at the at the house and then Brett and Omar were constantly checking in on their phone at uh at the actual distillery. Gotta check your picks. Gotta check your pool. See where you're at. to check your phone at uh at the actual distillery. You gotta check your pics. You gotta check your pool. See where you're at. He's gotta

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one right now. I've just Masters Corps, dog. Yeah, I don't want to leave a trap guy. No, no, no. We gotta we gotta do this from right now. I've just been thinking about him so much. I had one of his traps. I had to leave. Yeah. Dude, I don't know what that gets to it. Um yeah, you're excited about this one. I had

to leave the room earlier so you could you could fill in Brett and Will on what was going on. So, we'll get into the uh ins and outs of what went down yesterday on too much dip. That's a sports podcast here at Wash media. It's Dylan myself, Randy producing and our good friend KJ. And we'll talk the sports we'll talk the masters I

don't know if you have anything you wanted to share here about your overall viewing experiences or what you thought. I will just say that I was already somewhat of a Rory fan but I was as I was watching the Masters I realized how much of a Rory guy that I as I was watching the Masters, I realized how much of a Rory guy that I am. I don't know if I've ever been this happy for someone winning a golf tournament. More so than Tiger, 2019? Yeah.

Really? Because he's done it. A bunch. You know, Rory to finally get over the hump after his 2011 meltdown, and this is the last one he needed and he's trying, you know, it's been a long road for Rory to get to this moment and I'm just, I'm really happy for the guy.

Yesterday was the most excruciating, painful round of golf I've ever watched start to finish. I am a, I'm a Rory fan. I'm not a Rory Diehard. He's not in that tier of he's not on the Tiger level for me. He's right under it. He's there with Man, I would have said Spieth a few years back. He has as much game as maybe anyone who's ever played golf. It's just you know, mentally He's not a killer or he hasn't been a killer. You know? Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it know, mentally he's not a killer or he hasn't been a killer. You know? Yeah, it's he's clearly coming up and trying to do the grand slam in an era, the career grand slam in an era when like, so he didn't do it.

And then he had some like, he had obviously had 2011 and then he hasn't won a major in since what 2014 and then it just builds and builds and the pressure and then essentially he's got like this chip or this boulder hanging over his head. Yeah, and he has to hear about it and he has stuff in his personal life, you know, last couple years, you don't really know what's going on there. Just kind of a wild scene.

You're like dude, is he ever going to do it? He's playing well. Yeah. Last couple of years, his game is in the best shape that he's ever remembered. Oh, the tournament started, but I, I kind of switched from like watching that yesterday, rooting for him to watching that yesterday and just rooting instead of like rooting for him to to watching that yesterday and just rooting instead of like rooting for him

to to do it and go accomplish that. I was like, I'm just rooting for you to not have the worst meltdown in golf history. Yeah. After which is not a fun place to be as a when he had a two stroke lead and doubles the first. It's like, here we go.

Here we go. Hang on to your butts. It's like uh it's like the starting pitcher who goes out and gets touched up in the first and then just it settles him down a little bit. Yeah. That's all you had to do. Yeah. Come to find out it didn't really settle him

down that much as we still had like I think like three of the greatest shots ever hit and then two of like at least two like the dumbest shots you've ever seen. Yeah. Uh one for sure. Um but Randy, if you I'm not going to be able to want to, that's right over there. Gliz in over there. Um, here's the deal. Some shit went down in my group chat yesterday.

I'm not going to name names and I'm going to protect them. Uh, we'll call them Tim Doe. Okay. Uh, Tim Doe is a, a member of my, uh, high school friends group chat. It's a, it's a combo high school friends. And, um, I guess a college friend, him being the college friend who's worked his way into this very, very esteemed group of people. We're watching and this guy,

he was surprised and gifted two master's tickets by his boss, also a friend. As like kind of a bonus, like, hey, you started working here at my office, I got two Masters tickets by the Masters someday. Those people would take those. You've been to the Masters. I have been. Will's been to the Masters. Brett hasn't. Randy hasn't. One day. So he posts something on his socials. It's him flying out to Augusta and they're wearing their, he and his wife, they're wearing their Masters gear, whatever.

It's very cute. Like, wow, he's about to have a fucking day. Yeah. He's about to go off. I completely forgot he was there because I was just so dialed into the tournament because it was an insane tournament on so many levels. I can guess where this is going. But I'm gonna hear it play out anyway. Um, we're texting and there I get words famously not texting because you can't write exactly right. And I'm like, oh, he's not going to see any of these because he's at the at the tournament right this is gonna be he's gonna wake or get out of there and see he's got like 200 text I get a text from another buddy a side text in the group and he's like hey you should check in on Tim Doe like he's at the mat why would I check in doing. He's clearly like having the best day of all time. He's it.

Most exhilarating round of golf that I can remember in a very long time. Arguably like outcome be damned. One of the most exciting masters of our lifetime. Absolutely. Right? Yeah. We have not seen anything like the storylines, the meltdowns, the reassurgences from the summer golfers. The reassurgences, yes. And so I'm just like, in my head I'm living vicariously through him. I'm like, dude, I'm so, he's probably got like a light beer in his left hand. He's got a pimento sandwich in the other and he's just fucking going off.

Just having a day. He's just watching Rory just bang one through the trees. Looking for birds that aren't there. Oh my God. God thing. Yeah. He's looking for the real birds and um Find out he's not there. No, come on. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm like they're on like 11 Rory just Rory just almost 11 Rory's got like a third Rory just almost put one in the water on 11. My guess was he got tired and left when Roy was on like 17 and didn't see him finish out or something. That was going to be my guess here. Well, don't they left after the front nine?

Now, your next question. He was with his wife. Yeah. Next question is like, oh, they probably had to get they probably had to catch like a flight or someone got sick or someone got sick someone had too much pimento cheese and had tum-tum egg i cannot confirm nor deny whether he took a a do a doodoo at the masters okay it's been dumbleful people have taken doodoo's at the masters true um no his flight was actually today i think he's on the flight right now oh my god As I I texted him like I told him i'm going to give you a free i'm going to give you a

An objective speedy Trial i'm gonna i'm gonna be you know, because I offered him the form I'm like do you want to come on the show and defend yourself? He's like I can't i'm gonna be traveling but i'll be let me know when it's up and I want to listen to the show defend yourself. He's like, I can't, I'm going to be traveling, but I'll be, let me know when it's up. And I want to listen to the show. Um, so he left and his, he said in the group text, and I want to get this right. That, um, they saw everything they needed to see. He said they walked, they walked the entire course. Uh, they got there at five 30, five 30 AM. Okay. Respect. Yeah. Which I think that's the front nine, but said, no, no, no, we walked around the entire course. We saw the entire thing. We get it. Yeah. But they saw like Danny Willett play 16. You know? Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. That's is that really seeing 16? I don't know. Um,

said they saw the whole course watched everyone want wanted to watch the end and his argument was I wouldn't have been able to see how it played out because there's so many people there and it's very hard to watch the back nine there, falling roar. He said it was such chaos. They're like, no, let's go watch it somewhere. Getting there at 5.30 gives you the chance to,

if you had a chair, to go plant a chair wherever he wants around the course. And that's your seat. You can always come back. You can leave and come back and you'll like up against the rope on 18. If you want to, you get there that early said he found a good spot on two to watch the final groups come in, then flipped around and also watch them up.

Eight. Eighteen was already packed. So we just kept going to the car with lots of other people. We were on the course for 11 hours and we weren't going to see the putt anyways. It was still a great day and experience. If you're the boss. Okay, first of all, does he let does the boss catch when he left? Oh, he'll know because if you're the boss and you're like, man, I just gave this dude the trip of a lifetime as a gift. How do you feel if you're the boss? slap in the fucking face? fucking face. I mean, you gotta think that there's a 5pm Tuesday meeting

that invite in his inbox. Like, hey man. Like today, like, hey man, I just wanna talk. Yeah, so yeah. So I gave you these tickets that I could have used myself. Or given them to a high profile client or whatever, I don't used myself. Yeah. Or given them to, you know, a high profile client or whatever. I don't know what they do, but and this is this is how my gift was used. Look, I am. That's unbelievable. I take it personally.

I didn't even see Rory on aiming corner or like see the score updates around the course when he was, you know, struggling on. Was it 14? I think to him, it's more like, eh, men corner. Eh, men corner. I mean, yeah, he probably saw, fucking, you name it, he probably saw Spieth play, somebody Victor, somebody play it who was like two under,

someone nowhere near it play those holes. And that's cool, you got to see it. But that's what you do on like a Friday or a Thursday. Yeah, you do that now. He had one day to do it. You do it on Friday or Thursday when you have also have Saturday tickets. Does it change the equation if he's been before but he went to a practice round in the year Sergio won 2016. This is a Sunday ticket. He went to a practice round that was rained out an hour or two in. And that was his previous master's appearance. This is egregious.

Is it egregious, Randy? Randy's not doing it. He's not golfing. As someone that doesn't give a shit about golf at all, I could tell you that this is probably pretty egregious. He's even lost her and even Randy. Randy was like, I probably would have said no to the tickets. Okay. Cause I don't care.

Oh my God. I can't just can you just mute him the rest of this segment? But if I'm going to go, I guess I'm going to stay for the end. When you lose, when you lose Randy though, it's tough. I do look. So the rest of the time, so keep in mind, we're watching this and once we get wind of this,

we're watching like Roy's shot on 15. We're watching like some of the most incredible golf shots have ever been hit. And so the entire rest of the afternoon was like, dude, how is it out there, Tim? Tim Doe? Like how, like dude, is it electric out there? Did you get, were you able to see that shot knowing like he's not there?

Even if if this is if I'm Tim and I leave after nine, I'm not responding to text until the tournament's over. We'll call him Tim Z. Doe. I can't I can't I can't let I can't let the squad know that I've left. I'm like, I'm, you know, Rory W. Like, hey guys, that was fucking exciting in the chat. So they went back. The joke was that he went and watched it at like a show. And he's or something.

You went to the Hooters and watch it with John Daly. Honestly, had he done that, there might have been some respect there. Oh, honestly, like if you're going to go do that, uh, you know what? I find him guilty on all counts. Randy match that button for me one time. Of course. Do one more time. I'm not going to do that. Uh you know what? I find him guilty on all counts. Randy, match that button for me one time. Of course. Do one more

time. I sent him to just the next two decades of group chat. Never letting him live it down. Suspend them from the group chat for a little bit. He's been suspended before. Well, this definitely warrants the suspension if he's done it before. Yeah, I think he's been suspended before. Look, I offered him the form.

I promised him a speedy trial. I think I've done that. I don't know what to say. I take it personally. The jury spent two minutes deliberating on this. It's not good when they come back quickly. I can tell you that. You're hoping for a long drawn out thing,

something like the foreman coming back asking questions, some clarification on the evidence. There could tell you that you're hoping for a long drawn out thing. Something like the foreman coming back, asking questions and clarification on the evidence. There was none of that. No, they came back and a sentence has been handed down. You're just going to get roasted every year when the masters rolls around. You know, this is going to be a bit. Yeah. I'll give you a pass. If it's Thursday, a pass like, okay, it's Sunday. Like you have to go in hours. Like, okay, you're probably tired. Feet hurt. You go in knowing it's going to be hell.

You're like, dude, it's going to be chaos, especially with Rory and history on the line, but I want to be a part of that moment, potentially judging by the sea of people surrounding 18 at the end. He was the only one who left. Honestly, had this been 2019 and had it been the Tiger year and he had left, I would, I'd send his ass to Gitmo. Yeah. I'd be waterboarding him right now.

This is how I know it's, it's even, it's really egregious. Cause I know kind of the whole Rory thing. Cause you guys talked about in the office and I was, you know, just looking at the leaderboard throughout the day, just to see what was happening. And then when I saw that he was like through 17, I'm like, all right, those are the five minutes I watched. I turned it on, saw him hit out the bunker and then missed that putt and then hit the putt in.

Like those were the only five minutes I watched and even I tuned in for that. So even Randy, I thought the playoff was a whole nother round the next day. So I did not realize that they had, they were about to play. I think you should have to wear an ankle monitor. I think going forward at any sporting event, he needs to wear an ankle monitor.

Yeah. I need to know his whereabouts at all times. That's fair. This is a guy I used to go to opening day with every year. Tim Zito, what is your fucking deal? Tim Zito. I'm disgusted. I'm disgusted. Guilty. Absolutely guilty. you're going to be the one who does your **** deal. Tim Z dough. I'm disgusted. I'm disgusted. Guilty. Absolutely guilty. Look into the camera and

say guilty. Bang the **** gavel, Randy. Yeah. How about I just bang the gong? The guilty gong. guilty. Wow. Exciting. We do things a little bit differently around here. We have a gong, not a gap. Hey old Hank, get the gong. Get that old gong.

Ha we do things a little bit different. Yeah. It's like your grandma's court. This ain't no kangaroo. No, we have a gong. No little, a little Amazon gong. Little Eastern flavor. That's right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. And he went to Japan one time. I did. Wow. Okay.

I think Ricky's just finishing up his trip shots. Well, I'm upset Dave. I'm pissed off. I'm upset. Wow. Randy went to 18 green, but we walked and we were on the outskirts of it and you, you can't see what's going on, but you can fucking hear the reaction to, you know, everything that's happening. And so it's, it's exciting to be there even when you don't get a good view of what's going on in 18. If it's me and I'm there, I'm finding like a real bird. I'm going to warg into it. Yeah. And I'm going to watch from that bird's, uh, vantage point. That's going to be a problem because there's no real birds. I'm going to find the one real, there's got to be a bird out there somewhere, right?

Like a little, uh, or a little red bellied woodpecker or something like that. Yeah. Red bellied woodpecker. You gotta find like a butterfly or something, man. I don't know. I don't know, man. That lifespan, like with my luck, I work in the butterfly and just gets absolutely marked by what there's no birds. There's something to mark a button. It's going to be praying mantis. It's just going to fucking eat your ass. What's the squirrel situation out there? No squirrels, bro. By what? There's no birds. There's something to mark a butterfly. There's gonna be a praying mantis that's just gonna fucking eat your ass. What's the squirrel situation out there? No squirrels, bro.

What about the- Did you not read my column? I said Nereus squirrel tur anywhere on the grounds. I don't like that. I like the idea that there's squirrels running around. I want a squirrel turd somewhere. Yeah. Yeah.

I want like an extremely like over the top Southern squirrel like hello. Like that molasses drawl. Got a little, it's got like a little frat swoop. Okay. Just big old nuts hanging down. Just this uncomfortable nuts. Dude squirrels have big nut sacks.

A lot of them do. They do. I got one that comes by my bird feeder. These are hanging down man. I do have some problematic nuts. You gotta be careful not to get those caught on a chain link fence. I had been there before, Hans. Get them old things thingin'.

I say I've been carrying these boulders behind me for quite some time. Quite some time. That's pretty good, Randy. Yeah. It's a little... I was just doing a bad Chappelle show character. He's doing a Southern Squirrel with the big nuts. I did a whole D&D character in that voice, so I did pretty well with that.

Wow. Yeah, but that didn't get old at all. No, it didn't. That's actually pretty fun. Hey, can you put this fucker with the traps up real quick? Yeah. So here's just some images. I don't for some reason. I don't know the story other than he just went out of his way to work one trap. He's not working his arms, his legs, his core.

All he's doing is a shrug with one arm holding what looks to be about like a 40, 50 pound dumbbell. He's the one trap guy. And he's just doing, he's just working out one trap. In his one trap, he's got like the thing where his, his shoulder goes straight to the base of his skull he's got like the thing where He's not shrugging his dog. It looks like a, was that a Boston Terrier? What is that? He's shrugging a dog. Yeah, I don't know. I see like traps are like calves, I think.

And they're kind of in that sphere of like, I feel like it's genetic and it's tough to get them to grow. Like, you know, guys like us. I can't grow mine straight up. It's very difficult. And this guy has the ability clearly, but refuses to grow them proportionally. And it looks like looking at the rest of his frame, it looks like he has the ability to

gain serious mass if he wanted to. Yeah. Like he's got, he's got a good starter kit there for muscle gain, but he's just using it for evil. Now, like, what is he doing? He looks like a moron. So Dylan, you notoriously have one giant forearm. Yeah. Is it? No. You kind of missed, you missed out have one giant forearm. Yeah.

Is it? You kind of missed, you missed out on doing like old ticktock series about it. This guy's going viral. This is just crazy. This is craziness. If you could have, if you had to have one isolated giant muscle that was not proportional, what would it be? Ooh.

So yeah, like one big butt cheek. You know what? It doesn't not a give me a give me a glue. No, because think about when you're sitting, you're going to be sitting in a bad angle. Yeah. Back problems. You give you back. It's going to be sitting on a big old Costanza wall. You'll be sitting sideways. You'll literally be sitting sideways, slipping discs.

I don't I don't know. Is it a bicep? I don't get what he's doing. Maybe like one bicep. Sure. At least like from certain angles you look like, oh this dude is fucking stacked. You're like, you're constantly talking to people at an angle. Yeah. And they're like, why don't you ever like square up when you talk to people? And then you do square up like, okay, I see.

Oh, you see you have one beautifully tiny arm and then one bulbous arm. One embarrassingly large bicep. Randy? It's like when Quagmire came out. this on one embarrassingly large bicep. Brandy. It's like when quagmire came out, pick your muscle dog is like quagmire. Pick your big muscle. I'm trying to think about a pack. I was thinking pack because it would look weird, but I think like. There are people that are just like missing packs, too. So you might be able to be like, oh, yes, that guy just doesn't have his.

Some people can't grow pecs, man. I can't grow my pecs that well, the way better than they used to be. I'm a pet guy. Everybody knows that he's a pet guy. Yeah, this is tough, man. I think I'm going by tricep is actually technically a bigger muscle. So it'll make your arm overall big, like that much larger. Is that right? But it just feels like more noticeable if it's the bicep. That's the hilariously large one. It's certainly not the trap. It's not the trap. Imagine just throwing on a polo, just a two button polo.

Or like you're going to get fitted for a dress shirt. You got, you're in a wedding. Your tailor's like, I don't know what to do. They're like, dude, you fucking broke this. What's going on? Yeah, what do I do here? Yeah, like who's working out like this? I don't know. I don't want to make assumptions, but like, dude, you fucking broke what's going on. Yeah. What do I do here? Yeah. Like who's working out like this? I don't know.

I don't want to make assumptions, but like, like Dylan said, he looks like overall, just like a very, you know, he could have a good physique. Otherwise it's not like, I think a medical condition where you can't, you know, do something with his other side of the body. Like it's, it just seems this is a choice that he's doing. He's just, it's all for weird internet clout. Yeah, I'm absolutely hoping this is not a medical thing, but everything I'm seeing is this is just his bit.

And I have to tell you, bravo. Hey, we're talking about it. We're talking about, and like, you executed this bit way better. If you told me a year ago that he was gonna do this, I'm like, dude, you can't grow a trap that disproportionately. He's doing numbers on the socials, so I guess he's doing something that's working.

This could have been you, man. I don't know if I got that Popeye right arm. Never understood it. Mm hmm. There's a dude who's like a I saw a clip of this guy who's an arm. He does arm wrestling. Oh, yeah. And he's got one just hilariously large forearm. The one that looks just looks like mine. And it's and he's fucking goaded.

Well, creatine. Yeah, just straight to the veins Should we move on to a quick spacebar segment? Yeah, I'm done with that. Okay We have a trip to space Davey. Oh I'm sorry. No, I gotta stop you there. You're gonna have to intro the spacebar Spacebar time for the motherfucking spacebar. Yeah, take me back. Nicos Bag, the Blue Origin, of course, is the Bezos company.

Ah, well, Bluechew. This morning actually happened. They launched at 8.30 a.m. this morning from West Texas. Ooh, been there. Oh, Pecos? An all-female crew. Okay, well let me be the first to say I support an all-female Blue Origin crew. Let me be the second to say I also support it.

No pilots aboard, just passengers. Ray, give me an ally point. Ally point. On this voyage to space, Lauren Sanchez, of course the, is it the wife? Fiance. Fiance of Jeff Bezos. Asia Bo or Bao, I think it's Bo,

a former NASA rocket scientist and STEM advocate. We love our women at STEM. We also advocate STEM, thank you. Amanda Nguyen, who's a bio-astronautics research scientist and civil rights activist. Okay. We have Gail King, of course, a prominent broadcast journalist who co-hosts

CBS News' flagship program, CBS Mornings. That's a name that needed to come back. Shout out to all the Gails out there, including my Aunt Gail. Gail's a good name. Katy Perry, pop star and of course, one of the hosts of one of those talent. American Idol.

Talent shows, American Idol. Oh man. And finally, Carrie Ann Flynn, a film producer and philanthropist. Six women all went to space. Guess how long this journey took, this whole, the whole trip. Wouldn't have taken me very long.

Close. That's what I mean. I mean, you go to space, you go to space and you come back. Were they like doing the thing like the well, you're edging space like the last like the dude perfect guy. They did the dude perfect guy trip. So they basically they touched space and then came right back, which is kind of lame if you ask me. And I'm a friend of dude perfect.

I'm obviously like associated with them, like they're not they're not advocates for stem they're not this is much more important what we've done you go to space and it's like all right time to go home i don't it's like going to the masters on sunday for nine holes and just fucking going home i i just i disagree with this takes so much dylan oh i this is one of my best takes i think it's i i get if you consider space as like 56 miles away, that like, that's it? Do you know how many people have been in space and all of human history?

But is this really going to space? This is going to space, seeing that view. Kind of. You know how many humans have seen that view with their own eyes? Like, I think it's, I looked it up the other day, I think it's maybe like 600 something. Out of the whole course of human history, that's like 600 something out of the whole course of history.

That's like 0.0000008% of human history. This trip took just over 10 minutes. What kind of view did they have? Like the space origin capsule or whatever ship. Like is it a glass bottom boat type situation? I don't. I think there's portholes. Portholes, man.

I mean, it's not like, I can probably get a better view if I just Google image. It would be dope if it was a glass bottom boat. Yeah, this was famously not a boat though. You ever been to the one in San Marcos? Of course I have. Randy, you've had a few glass bottom boats in your day, huh? I don't know what that means.

Exactly. I have seen one. I have been on one. Anyway, cool, cool trip, but maybe go up a little, maybe spend some time up there. You want them to like orbit. Do something.

You're looking for potential dock. They scrape the edge of space and come right back down. Dude, it's still, I would do it. It would be dope to see the earth from that thing. I would do it, but I would also be like, that was it? Well, I think this is still early. I'm not saying, I'm not saying, you know, board the ISS and spend a week up there. I'm saying like...

Or spend a couple months on a planet. Like spend a little time. I thought we defeated ISIS long ago. Just spend a little time up there. You want to get up there. Maybe do, you know, astronauts, they will typically do like a science experiment. Yeah. They'll go up there like, oh, we're going to get some seeds.

Do they even get to experience weightlessness? Like, do they go up there like, oh, we're going to get some seeds. Do they even get to experience weightlessness? Like, did they go that high up? I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, what the fuck we doing? The Katy Perry post Super Bowl performance run has been very, very odd. It's like she did the Super Bowl. She do music anymore, like make new music. Yeah, I think she had an album,

but I don't think it did well. But she worked with a producer that's controversial. I don't know the ins and outs of it. I apologize. Don't take my ally point. But also she had like that minor beef with Taylor and it feels like Taylor kind of like didn't crush her career, but definitely like

Taylor won that beef. Definitely like kind of was like, you know what timeout public perception. She won that beef. 100%. Yeah. So I don't know, but now she's won that beef. Definitely like kind of like, you know, a time out public perception. She won that beef 100 percent. Yeah. So I don't know. But now she's going to space. Taylor's never been to space. But did she really go to space?

She's doing the Bluetooth. What is it? Blue origins. Flynn says the flight, especially getting to see the moon, was the most incredible experience of her life. That'd be sick. Like you will see the moon from space. Brett takes Mondo's longer than 10 minutes. That's Chipotle's problem.

It's Brett's problem. All right. Cool. Brett's out there just thinking like, yeah, it's fine. They're done. They're done. Roast me. They roasted my outfit earlier.

No, he got to listen to the whole show. I do like this NPR right up here that like it goes every single woman here. It's like film producer, philanthropist, all the Katy Perry, just a pop star that has some songs that reference aliens. She's more than that. I know. Did you ever see her on a Sesame Street? Okay. Question is seeing the moon from 56 miles closer that different from seeing it from the earth's surface? That's a great question, Randy. I would think so. Why? Because you're in space. I love that the space bar guy is the same size.

I do like that the space bar guy is like, all right, well, okay. I just, it doesn't seem like, I don't know, man. You want to get up there and like, you know how big space is, Randy? I do. To just touch the outer edge of the vastness of space seems like a waste of an opportunity.

Well, I think this is also very Blue Origin, still a young company and that they will eventually get to that point. I don't give a f. This is sick. They get to be one of the few people in all of human history to be in space and see that view. Dude, perfect guy, right? Yeah.

Is it that rare? Yeah, it's still pretty rare. Bro, people forget, man, if this is the first all-female space flight since 1963 when Soviet-era cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman in space, bro. She was such a bad bitch, bro. That's certainly noteworthy, an all-female crew. Yeah, bro, you're missing out on the big picture. So they flight with like joysticks and shit from Earth because there's no pilot on board.

I don't know. Joysticks? I mean, you're probably right. There's probably a joystick. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Not to underplay this, but the word crew there seems if they're not actually doing the stuff. Yeah, they're just all passengers. Yeah. Valentina Tereshkova was in space orbiting for nearly three days by herself. Okay. Yeah, that's a worthwhile trip. This one's like, dude, Soviet Union was sneaky, sneaky, more ally than we were back then. Just saying.

They weren't our allies. You're saying that they were just more forward into- They were more progressive. Yeah. Just something to think about, Dylan. Okay. I know you've been doing a lot of progressive. Yeah. Just something to think about, Dylan. I know you've been doing a lot of reading. Yeah, I can read. What's what's the last Soviet book you read?

Arms Dealing 101. You were reading that one about that one from Karl Marx the other day, weren't you? No, Randy, I wasn't reading a Karl Marx. You're reading Doe's Capital. Not like a cartel book. No, no, no, no, no. But the workers have nothing to lose with the chains, bro.

I tell you this much now, man. You don't let Griner get hot this season. So let's just let's just say if anyone from Blue Origin is listening that they're not, I'm the one that has the two Robeck space shirts. I would be willing to go. I'm the space. This is nothing against the women on board. I mean, that's an opportunity. I wouldn't pass up. I'm just saying like, it's just, it's a segment cucking, dude. You're now in the chair. I'm saying it's a cool experience. You're watching Randy do the blue origin thing.

It took you longer to drive to work than they were in this fucking dude. 14 minutes today. I don't know what's going on. See that was 14 minutes. Took you longer to get to work than they went to space and back. Just saying. This should have had more pub. This should have been had more buildup. It did when it first got like announced,

but like I didn't even know it was today until you guys posted in the rundown. Yeah, because they went and came back before we even had a chance to have a cup of coffee. Dude, it is a cup of coffee. It's a couple of coffees. Yeah, dude, because you gotta pour it, let it cool down to drinking temp. So yeah, I want to go back and bring it back to your bed. Bring it back to bed. There you go. Get cozy again. All right. Do your PP minute. All right. Dylan's PP minute. Dylan's PP minute brought to you by Roeback. Well that's 20. Alright here's the PP Minute.

So I mentioned Parks had a game Sunday. They got off to a rough start. The other team, we couldn't throw strikes. Other teams hit the ball pretty well. We got down early 2-8 deficit. Yeah it wasn't looking good. Parks was first at bat, struck out, pissed off, back in the dugout, head down like, ah, here we go, one of these.

This is after getting their shit handed to them on Friday. They got their shit rocked, Randy. They got their shit rocked. Like how many innings are we in at this point? After two innings, so they cap it, you can only score four in inning to kind of keep the game moving. So they maxed out runs, both innings,

eight to two after two. And then they start playing better. They start throwing strikes, making a couple of plays in the field. We start putting the ball in play. Part second at bat, it was in, I think, the fourth inning. He walked and ended up tying the, I'm sorry, scoring the tying run in the fourth inning.

So it was at this point like nine to nine, I wanna say. And then we took the lead. It was 10 to nine going into the last inning. And there was some talk among the umpires because there's a time limit also. Like there was like rap against it. Like, are we gonna play the last inning or not? We would have won if they, if they ended it.

What are you thinking? Are you kind of hoping like, let's just get that. I wanted the dub, honestly. Yeah. I knew parks would be, would be do up to bat in the bottom half of the last ending. You got to think big picture. I want the dub. Like they call it. I'm okay. Cause parks, like I said, scored the tying run.

He had a decent enough game. Like, all right, we're going to play. Like, oh shit, here we go. The other team had the bottom of the lineup up. They had eight, nine, 10. They bet 10 guys in this league and walk guys that shouldn't have been walked. And then the top of the lineup comes up and they got some some ballplayers and they end up scoring the max. So they scored four runs in the top

half of the last inning. Morales low at this point. So it's nine to 12. We're down. So they scored four runs in the top half of the last inning. Morales low at this point. So it's nine to 12, we're down. So the only way to win the game is if we max out and score four runs in the bottom half. Parks is due up fifth in the inning. First guy up to bat, strike out on our team. Like, this is not looking good.

Then got a walk and a base hit. And I think, I forgot what happened, but there was a run scored before Parks got up to bat. So it was, I guess two runs that scored before Parks got up to bat. Because it was 12 to 11 with a guy on third base and Parks is up to bat. How many outs at this point? One out.

Oh, God. First pit Parkes up. His dad's fucking nervous as hell. That's you. I'm nervous as hell. I'm also the official scorekeeper, so I'm updating every pitch. Are you trying to be objective as the official scorekeeper? Like, how does that work?

I'm pretty loose with the the hit versus error thing I don't like to call errors on the yeah kids. Yeah If you put the ball play you got a base like I'm gonna mark it as a hit, you know first pitch strike second pitch ball Third pitch little dude fucking loads up and hits. I put it on Twitter. I'll post it on the circling back story It's I put it on Twitter. I'll post it on the circling back story. He loads up and just fucking rips one to left field. He's gotten hits before. This is his first like line drive to the outfield.

Just fucking whizzed on it off the bat whizzed on it. You knew it drives the tying run in. So RBI single and he's on first base tie ball game. One out. Next guy up gets walked. Parks is on second base. We've got guys on second and first and one more run to win the game. Strike out. Next guy talking two outs. Here's my favorite part of this and the hit I'm already like on top of the world like Parks just whizzed on a ball if you look at the video you'll see that when he gets a first base it gives you kind of a frame of reference for how small Parks is compared to these other kids in the

league like he's a little guy the first baseman just like towering over him all to vey he's like yeah he's like he needs stuff like this to happen because he gets down on himself about his size and about how other kids are better at baseball. So this was like a big moment already. Guy on first and second, the guy up to bat is he's a good ballplayer, but he was not having a great game. It's one of those days swinging and missing. And so and here's one of my favorite parts of the whole situation. Coach on third and they have steel signs, but their kids,

they're like, you know, nine and 10 years old. So like they don't, they don't pick up on this shit. He gives them the steel sign. Don't give it away. I think the count is like a case the opponents are watching. I'm not going to show their scallop. And so, uh, yeah, I think, I I think I think it's like one in one and he gives Parks a steal sign. Strike two, but he's Parkes on he's going he picks up the sign in fucking swipes third ball gets it kind of throws a little bit low gets away from third baseman kind of dribbles back toward the fence. Park just fucking takes off for home, slides in.

Boom. Game is over. He scores a winning run and he's just like arms in the air like fuck. He didn't say fuck. Yeah, I was, though. Run over his team just fucking mops him. Just slamming his helmet, you know, and giving him like pouring water on his head. And shit. Let's go. He was like the legit hero of the game. And this is two games after he got the game ball. He had a really he's had three really good games in a row. Didn't get the game. He was like the legit hero of the game. This is two games after he got the game ball. He had a really he

said three really good games in a row. Uh didn't get the game balls. They kind of like to you know share the love a little bit. Uh another guy got three hits. He was deserving too but um just an unbelievable parks moment is I was in the

video. The guy yelling is me the base running prowess. Dude the base running like I was like dude picked up. He picked up the fucking steel sign and the Balls on that coach the balls on that coach two outs con I know I mean, okay, dude He was he was like, all right Let's let's try to make something happen on the base pass I guess last hit and they would they would have called it a tie because the time had expired by that point

So it would have been ended in a tie had they not scored that run But dude, it was he's like on top of the world right now on top of the fucking world. So happy for him. Day at the diamond. And that was Yeah, he I mean, it was just the video dude, he fucking pissed on that day. Yeah, dude, I told you I'm like, man, he's coming into his own. He is so great day for parts great day for his mom and I who watch it. Chelsea and her family, they did a little day trip to New Bromfields. who watch it. Chelsea and her family they did a little day trip to New Braunfels. They missed it unfortunately, but we've got it all on

video. Just unbelievable. Let's run it back. Let's get I'll talk Wednesday about mine. But that is that let's end it there. That is just a great story. All right. All right. Running back of course the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. Randy lost an ally point. Shackers be Shackers, like I said. Shouts to the Will Mommies in the care packages and a shout out, Krim. Dylan debuted his PB Minute segment.

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