Circling Back - Masters Menus & Burner Accounts

Episode Date: November 11, 2020

Game of Thrones slander, Masters primer, Brett and Randy started a live radio show, a politician forgot to switch to his burner account, if Washed Media had a Masters menu, Masters pool talk, This Weekend in Fun, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (23:15) B&R Lunchtime Radio (47:37) Burner Accounts (1:00:20) The Washed Media Masters Menu (1:15:30) Masters Pools (1:19:54) This Weekend in Fun (1:26:07) Brett’s Breaking News Butcher Box: Get free turkey at ButcherBox.com/CIRCLINGBACK. FIGS: Get 15% OFF your first order using code STEAM15 at WearFIGS dot com. Feetures: Use promo code CIRCLINGBACK at feetures dot com for $10 Off your first pair. Liquid IV: 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code CIRCLINGBACK at LIQUID IV DOT COM. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Circling Back Podcast. It's Wednesday. My name is David. I'll be hosting today. Joining me on this journey throughout content, I've got Brett and Dylan. What's up, lads? Oh, the double intro? Double intro.

You don't see that. It's the efficient intro. You sounded like you were about to go into a spooky season right there. It was a little nod to the season of spooky. Yeah. What would you call this season? You did have a spooky tone to that. Now that you pointed out, Brett.

Hey, look. I, for one, am very happy to be here. It's Masters Week, as we've already discussed. They tee off tomorrow morning for the first round of the tournament. It's a four-day tournament. Do you hear about this? No, it's three per...

Oh, yeah. The old Champions Masters. He thinks it's three rounds. Ends on Saturday. Which is for the boys, so that makes sense. He's a disc golf guy, not a ball golf. Can I blow your mind real quick? Yeah. The last time the Masters was on, Game of Thrones was in their final season. Yeah.

The last winner, which is Tiger Woods, he won 19 months ago. One of those things had a really, really good ending. The other had potentially the worst ending. Yeah. I think I can guess which one you're talking about, Dave. Guess. Let's see. Game of Thrones was so bad that I don't think anybody has mentioned that series.

How bad was it? Since. It just had an all-time momentum crush. The guy doesn't even want to finish the books anymore. He's like, well, fuck this. Nobody gives a fuck. I'm surprised he's still alive. Bran is sitting on the throne.

If I were him, I would have just ended it. No, I'm kidding. Bran is on the throne. People forget that. Yeah. That's his name, right? Bran? Bran.

I think he said Brienne. I was like, she's still alive. Bran is on the throne. Like, what? Bran of Toth. No one saw that coming, nor should they have. Yeah. Will's not here.

He's like, did you watch Game of Thrones? Oh, yeah. You saw this. I guess we could just do an entire podcast on Game of Thrones if you really wanted to. Dev, I've got a trivia question for you. You stepped out, and Brett and I were talking about dogs and music. Guess what kind of music dogs prefer? out and though Brett and I were talking about dogs and music guess guess what kind of music dogs prefer like what's their favorite kind of music studies

have been done reggaeton how'd you know that that's exactly that's actually right what reggae and soft rock okay a study so he stepped out in you stepped out Brett started playing some video or whatever and it was it little Nas X is a rap little yeah it was a little not I heard it as I was leaving I thought that was like my exit music and I was like man I wonder dogs like can appreciate music turns out they can did he get up and start nodding his head? Yeah, he started bopping to it. Yeah, he bops. He dropped it low. He was doing one of these. Yeah.

It was Paul. Yeah, it was tight. BBC. It's legit. What? The study. Oh, the news outlet. The source.

To clarify earlier, I wasn't calling for George R.R. Martin to end his life. I'm saying that I'm surprised it didn't kill him seeing how bad it was. That was kind of my larger point. I'm glad it didn't. I like the idea that we might get his version of it or the intended ending or whatever it might be. All the details that were left out by the showrunners. He does have the ultimate Monday morning quarterback opportunity.

Absolutely. Because his book is the gospel to Game of Thrones. So he doesn't give a fuck what happened. No. Except he did tell them that Bran is on the throne. That was his thing. Right? So he has to get there somehow, but I guess he can do it differently?

He's a literary genius, so he can get there. What if we get bad brand on the throne? What if he'll turn? Like he crawls out from under the ring with a chair and he hits Jon Snow over the head with it and his back's turned? Totally plausible. My God, that's brand new. Yeah, I don't know.

Anything else on Game of Thrones? You should read the books, Dylan. Absolutely not. There's not a chance in hell I'll ever read that book. I've thought about it going back. I almost bought them as like a showpiece to make people think that I had them, that I had read them. And then I started hearing people who read it talk about it

and I was like yeah it's kind of a pain in the ass I'd rather read some like spy thriller or something spy kids spy kids in uh novel form yeah I can't read fantasy stuff what's the last book you read I I read I read quite a bit well not quite a bit but uh from time to time I do read like what books? It's like self-help type books, though. Just like learning about people and stuff. I thought you were about to get Sarah Palin'd. No.

He was trying to Sarah Palin you. Katie Couric. Like what newspapers? Just name a newspaper. The last one I read cover to cover was that David Goggins book. Okay. Which is about just dealing with the shit that life throws at you type Sure. You know.

Yeah. Stay hard. Stay gold is what he would say. Stay hard. Yeah. Well, okay. He's like, I did him and Richard Simmons mixed up. They're very different people.

Very different. Very different things. Yeah. Remember when Richard Simmons was like kidnapped for a little bit last year? Remember that? No. I mean, I do, but I don't remember the details. Man, I don't know what happened.

You really confused Goggins and Richard Simmons? I sure did. Sure do, actually. Oh, wow. David Goggins would never. Yeah, no. He's still alive, Richard Simmons. He did have a tough 2019, though.

Yeah, they're very different people David Goggins is a a Navy SEAL um ultra marathoner yeah oh very very different people

yeah oh he's from Buffalo yeah yeah Buffalo yeah okay hell yeah little connect there shout out Western New York

you ever run an ultra marathon you hear about these I I don't know if there is enough money in the world for me to train, to compete. I mean, these are like 200-mile races. I literally don't think it's possible for me to do that.

On foot? Yeah. And don't they do them like, some people do them like barefoot and shit. Oh, I don't know about that. I think they'll probably tear your feet up. Yeah, it might. 200 miles? That's a lot of pavement you're hitting.

I think it's like maybe it's a Native American thing they do, that they do barefoot, like 100-mile barefoot. That is something my people would do. Came to the right place. Ask Dylan. Yeah. He's not confirming, but he's saying he could see it. I could see us doing that, yeah.

By the way, the Buffalo Bulls sitting atop the MAAC right now at 2-0. Yeah. Had a nice stomp out of Will's Miami Redhawks. Let's go. Their running back is pretty good. I can't say much about the rest of the team. I'm not going to sit here and act like I've been watching a lot of MAAC football, but I'm reserving the right to.

KJ had some note in our group text. Isn't there like an alarming number of days with football on in a row? Yeah, they play on very odd days. They play on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and maybe Thursdays. Kind of wild. Kind of fun. I'm into it. I don't hate it.

You know what I'm into? Following at Circling back pod on uh instagram and twitter we've got some consistency there ross's ross's new guy chris i was playing um cod with them the other night he has the problem i have he has no uniformity in the twitter and the instagram whereas i'm at d carter ruff Twitter and Snap, at dcruff on Instagram. See, what's cool about me, I'm just dshivery across the board. You know, easy to find me. Yeah.

At me on the ground. Go ahead. Go ahead. Do it. Do your thing. Sure. At Schmerriman on both Twitter and Instagram. Cool.

I don't know why I picked that name 10 years ago, but it is stuck. It has. The amount of times I've almost called you Sean Merriman or have just called you that is alarming. Uncle Sean. Lights out. Man, you couldn't have gotten that blue checkmark before you left Barstool? Because I don't know if we have the pool to get you one quite yet.

See, I wasn't content, though. If I had a blue checkmark, it wouldn't be good for the brand. It's just one of those things that I never wanted to be in front of the camera as much as i ended up in front of the camera um so it would just be kind of disingenuous for me to like create during that that brief stint in twitter history uh 2016 ish 17 when that? They were handing them out like candy. Yeah. I mean, all you had to do was be like, yeah, can I have one?

Like, I wrote something once. Like, yeah, here, fuck it, take two. Didn't somebody in the serve wait like a significantly longer amount of time? What's funny is that some of our interns were verified before me. I was verified before you, which is insulting to you, honestly, because I

barely did anything. I had to apply twice. That's why it took me a while. The first time they rejected it, and it's because my handle didn't match who I was. It still said, like, Roger Dorn or something. And I was like, I probably gotta change this, because who are you, really? And so I changed it, and they're like, okay,

here you go, player. Randy just bust a bitch over there? It sounded like he, like he was in a corner drifting. But yeah, Rachel Page one day, she's like, oh my gosh, I just got verified. And I was like, what? And she was an intern at the time, and I was pretty disgruntled over the whole matter. I love it. I love it.

Didn't Will, Will was first. Or was he not? I was verified when I was on my honeymoon. Among the three of us, probably. We were in Italy. Verified bad bitch. Thank you. Damn, dude.

Yeah. Appreciate that. So I'm on my honeymoon looking like, oh, boy, I got to move. It's a big day. Yeah, I was doing the final components to it. It was a lot of fun. I'd like to be. I don't think I'm...

I'm not going after it, though. I'll put it that way. I'm glad they shut it down now. Yeah. No one's getting verified anymore. We're like the 1%, although I think it's a lot more than 1%. Don't change your handle, though, because you will lose it. We're the global Twitter elites.

I think Portnoy had it for... He might never have had it, but he doesn't want it. Right. All you got to do is change your handle and it goes away well that was that was my uh my line during when i was not approved yet i was like well it's you know it's edgier it's better to not have it i'm kind of a bad boy of twitter me and ever me and you know 98 of the rest of twitter we're the bad boys of twitter then i got it and i was like i had to completely flip the argument now the real coveted check mark is on instagram that's if you get that one, it's ballgame.

Have you thought about getting on Riot? No. What is that? Oh, is that the verified dating app thing? You have to, like, be somebody to be on it? You have to, like, submit your social handles? Yeah, it's for verified people. Is that where you meet, like, Antifa girls?

Antifa girls? I mean, hopefully. Just kidding. You said Riot. Oh, oh. Raya. Oh, it's Raya. Raya.

R-A-Y-A. Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. Delete that, Randy. Yeah, you have to be somebody. And to its credit, I know relationships that have started on Raya. How about that? Yeah.

Raya. Is that how it's said? is it just a super pretentious like the most yeah and it's like you're not on raya you can buy your way onto it too no of course so of course you're telling me that money will help you find uh love and happiness is that what you're telling you're gone here on this podcast in front of the entire world and you're telling me that i uh i was following this guy on twitter back in front of the entire world, and you're telling me that. I was following this guy on Twitter back in those days, actually before that, and I saw that he went from being unverified to verified one day, so I messaged him.

I was like, how did you get this check? Because he was just a dude. He wasn't anybody. I was like, how did you get this check mark? He goes, I know someone who can kind of hook it up. I was like, oh, interesting. Check mark plug. And he goes, would you want to hook up?

I said, yeah, of course. And he goes, okay, here's what you do. You've got to send this guy $500, and he can't promise you he'll get it. But if he doesn't, then he'll send you back $250. I was like, oh, so you're just working people. I don't know if I like that. Come on. I was like, I'm not going to do that, man.

And this was for Instagram? And if he does get to the check mark, he keeps the full 500. Yeah. If he doesn't, he gets you half of it back. Fuck you. What? Yeah, what a dick. Is it worth it, like, risking 500 or just giving? No, assuming you're going to get it.

Is it worth $500 because of the doors it'll open for potential partner-branded content because you have the blue check mark? I think mostly it helps for growing your following. I think you're more likely to follow someone if they are verified than not. Did this guy do Twitter and Instagram? All I saw was Twitter. You could talk me into a small investment for the Instagram. Speaking of...

I told Lauren to apply for it. She's been on TV a couple times and stuff, and she's got that big golf following. I'm like, just go for it. What's worse that could happen? She won't do it. It would help her business too. I'm like, go for it. She has a business interest.

Plug it. Yeah. Drop the handle. Aliyah Sport is her company, but at Lauren Aliyah is her company but at Lauren Elias is her personal handle and she's got a bunch of followers and she's done some television stuff you've done some television stuff

see what happens remember when you did television stuff on the NFL Network and the Food Network I'm all over the place man do you have like Screen Actors Guild credits somewhere that's tight and the rookie. Jesus.

People forget that I put me on NFL Network and spelled my name wrong. Actually, they spelled my name right, but my handle wrong. Oh, that's a bummer. My Twitter handle wrong. Wow. That's a bummer. Isn't it ironic? Not that I would have gotten a bump in followers from that, you know.

Don't you think? Nice. Yes. Was that on your playlist yesterday? I don't know if that's quite irony. Dude, the whole song is irony. Have you not heard it? All of those moments are ironic.

That song stinks. Don't you think? Like rain on your wedding day. It's not ironic. It's just a weird. It's good luck. It's just climate. Rain's pretty normal.

Yeah, I mean, it's part of the ecosystem. The water table. The water table. Yeah. Rain's pretty normal. Yeah, I mean, it's part of the ecosystem. Yeah. The water table. The water table. Yeah. Which apparently Texas has a high water table. Is that correct? That's what you all don't have basements?

Well, it's why our pizza tastes different. Got it. It's the mineral content in the water table. I think you have a high water table. Yeah. Really? Yeah. What does that mean?

That means that you're not an elevated area. The ground is saturated close to the surface. So it's more of a flood prone? I think, yeah. The ground can't absorb as much water. Like if you dig a well- There's at least two people pounding their radios right now. Like Florida has an extremely high water table.

Yeah, Austin is- That makes sense. Austin is not built to handle a lot of rain. No. Lamar, like around, like just north of 6th street on lamar that whole area is like a bowl oh yeah it rains a lot that's you can go you can just take a boat down there no right over the street it's crazy it's like the river walk you ever been to the river walk in san antonio yeah it's uh thoughts well don't drink that water. No, don't. But definitely make pizza out of it because the content of the arrows.

In the words of Dave Matthews, don't drink the water. It's fine. I mean, we went there for the Final Four a couple years ago. Oh, nice. What's the stadium down there? The Alamo Dome? It's not that anymore. They've got a new one.

I went to it for Dirk's last game, and I can't remember. Not a bad stadium. Kind of in a weird spot. It's not really near anything. I'm not really happy about big city sports teams that put their stadiums in. Oh, I don't know. Maybe Arlington. No offense, KJ.

Well, there's tax, you know. Yeah. I mean, they basically – we won't get into that. There's a good documentary about that and how that all happened. Sure. There's a couple of backdoor deals there, by the way, Dave,

real quick, just to circle back on your love and money thing. Uh, the founder of eHarmony, Mr. Neil Clark Warren. Want to guess his net worth? Uh,

I will say one. No, I will say 20205 million. Who's this? The founder of eHarmony. Can I bump mine? $405 million. That's against the rules.

I'm going to say $305 million. Just to stick with his theme of something five. $500 million. They were the OG. They were the OG. I don't know if they predated a match.com but let me see actually what's the farmers only guy worth or gal he's got another job you don't have to be lonely dylan try farmers only it's true david i remember seeing that when i first moved to lubbock and I thought it was a joke.

And then I thought it was just a thing like they were running ads in Lubbock. It was a regional one. I was like, okay, there's a lot of farming and ranching out here, cotton farms and whatnot. No, it's a thing across the table. Midwest all the way, you know, Oklahoma, northward, Mizzou. Is eHarmony still around? Yes, it is, as is Match.

But eHarmony seems to be taking the cake in terms of founders with the highest net worth. I once had a profile on pretty much all of those dating apps. All of them. That you made or that somebody made for you? No, no. The lovely followers of Grandex, they got a hold of my email and they thought it'd be fun. They just signed me up for everything. What's your email?

I don't remember. Oh, okay. Yeah. Doesn't the Bumble lady, don't they live here? Isn't Bumble out of Austin or is it Hinge? It's hard to say. Tinder. No idea. It doesn't matter. Somebody's out of Austin. One of them is. People are out of Austin or is it Hinge? It's hard to say. Tinder. No idea.

It doesn't matter. Somebody's out of Austin. One of them is. People are out of Austin. That's true. I've seen some brand activations in Austin. Let's just say that. I feel like Bumble does a lot of those where they have the four-cent cups.

Yeah. That's exactly what it is. Or these really cheap hats that light up. Those big black trucker hats that say Bumble on them, I think. Yeah. I see those are everywhere. During South By, you'll see like the cool guys wearing them like to the bars. Like, oh, this dude does dating hats.

This guy goes on dates. That's cool. That's awesome, man. Very cool. You must have some money. It's like a one. They have Eisenhower's or Augustine drink tickets. It's like, oh, yeah, here you go.

I got you guys. They still doing drink tickets? I think so. Man, was that fun and easy banter, or are we about to hop into fun and easy banter? We kind of let that get away from us. Well, let's knock out ButcherBox, and then we can keep talking about fun and easy stuff. Did you just say ButcherBox? I did.

Oh, new but old spot new sponsor alert new but old i can't remember when we had them was it at a previous podcast running a back sponsor we had him on the mail-in oh really so this is a circling there we go oh so it's a new sponsor it's a straight up new sponsor alert then uh i'm pretty stoked i'll just say it because at the beginning of lockdown i uh i started back into ButcherBox because I didn't want to go to the store. I think a lot of people were doing that. Can I just say that yesterday I got my ButcherBox in the mail and let's just say maybe there's a ribeye that I pulled and it is in my refrigerator currently. You did a ribeye last night.

I'm doing a ribeye tonight and it is from ButcherBox. We'll report back. High expectations because I've had their stuff before, and it's fantastic. Let's talk about it. Every month, ButcherBox ships a curated selection of high-quality meat right to your home. Dylan, free of antibiotics, free of added hormones. How about that? Each box has 9 to 11 pounds of meat, enough for 24 individual meals. That's a lot of meals. There's a lot of meat in there.

There's a lot of meat in there. And check this out. This Thanksgiving, ButcherBox is giving you something extra to be grateful for. It's very, very easy just to have it. You get home, even if you get home a little late and it's sitting out there, they've got it all packed in with the insulation and I assume the dry ice and whatnot. It's all chilled. Never be without something to cook for dinner because there's always meat in the freezer.

You can never have too much meat in the freezer. I know I've thought about getting a second freezer for my garage just to put meat in. Wow. That your future son is going to steal beer out of, right? Yeah. Dude, get a deep freezer. Should I get one? Yeah.

I'm going to need it because— That's for serious meat people. I have got a surplus of butcher box meat. I can customize my box or go with one of theirs. Either way, I get exactly what I want. It's a no-brainer. It's the best meat shipped right to my door, which means one less trip to the grocery store. You know, we like to be optimistic.

We like to say next year is going to look different than this year. We hope that's the case. I don't know. There might be a time where I don't want to go back to the grocery store. I only go if I have to now. I definitely don't go for meat because I'm using ButcherBox. Well, the convenience factor. Convenience.

Got a little spoiled with all that in 2020, I think, and it's nice. Absolutely. But I changed my pace, man. They've even got 100% grass-fed and finished beef options, free-range organic chicken, heritage pork, wild-caught Alaskan salmon, and sugar and nitrate-free bacon. Have you tried the nitrate-free bacon? I have not, but they did send me some, so I will report back on that as well. You'll like it.

Again, high expectations. I remember it from last time, last go-around with box it was uh very very good right now butcher box is offering new members a turkey for free in their first box what come on are you kidding just in time for tea giving just in time for tea giving i don't know people are calling it that but it is more efficient than saying thanksgiving that's an entire turkey for free in your first box. Just go to butcherbox.com slash circling back. Again, butcherbox.com slash circling back. That's a deal, dude. Did you get a turkey?

I didn't get a turkey. I got pork. I got bacon. I got chicken. I got ground beef. And I got some steaks. Okay. I'm going to have to follow up.

They took care of me. I'll get you a turkey, Dylan. You can get me a turkey. I'll get you a turkey. Don't look. Don't promise me a turkey if you can't deliver a turkey. In honor of Will DeFreeze being out. He would have loved it.

He would have loved turkey. I'm going through their stuff right now. I'm also a BircherBox user. Nonspawn and the Portender line. Portendies. Little slow cooker in the crock pot. Wow, man. Look at this guy. It's Instant Pot season.

Let's go. Hey, Brett and Randy. What were you guys doing yesterday? Oh! Randy just do what the dude from his chair. Randy doesn't have a mic. Can I fill in for Randy? What's going on?

Come sit over here in Will's chair for a minute if he wants. Yeah, do you want to talk into the mic like a big boy? Come be a big boy, Randy. There he is. Aw, come on, little buddy. No, he's got to bring his editing equipment. He edits on the fly, folks. He does everything.

It's a nice shirt. We should do more of this. I don't even have that WASH Media t-shirt. You got to turn his mic up, though, Dave. Did you make that? There you go. No. No.

Young Randy. I asked Will for it. If you're new here, this is Randy. He does our video production, wears XFL hats, and small t-shirts. Has dad jokes. What was this yesterday? Who signed off on it? Why'd you guys do this?

What happened? Beat our radio. I think it was R&B Lunchtime Radio. Dave texted us, what was it, Sunday night? Hello. Monday night at some point. And was like, hey, guess what? Brett and Randy, you're doing content this week.

I said, okay. Content. Doing content. And at first we were like something for the Optimized Backers that I think everybody would enjoy. We're going to do some sort of AMA podcast, et cetera. And then I was in the shower on Tuesday morning. Thinking about me.

With Randy. You guys shower together. Shower pool, save the water. Very cool. We were like, or I was thinking, thinking i'm just gonna do a radio show why don't we just do a radio show and then we're gonna do it like a kind of a joke radio show that we taped to put out later and then i was like fuck it we'll do it live you know i did it live like the meme so bill o'reilly yeah bill o'reilly he said that once uh yeah and so we spent the better part of our Tuesday morning figuring out how to do a live radio show to Patreon-optimized backers only.

Who did the logo for y'all? Randy did that. That was me. In like 10 minutes. That was pretty good. Are you kidding me, Randy? What is it? It's a sandwich.

It's a sandwich. For an olive. Is it just clip art or did you actually make it? It's called Clark's. It's a sandwich. It's a sandwich. For an olive. Is it just clip art, or did you actually make it? It's called Clark's. It's a mix. He mixed it. He chopped it and screwed it. Yeah, I looked up.

I didn't mean to call you out, but it is good. Maybe Ricky, if he goes, he'll get us a polished one. We'll see. We'll see. Are you guys going to do this regularly? It seems like people liked it. I think that's up to y'all, to be honest with you. Okay.

I don't know. Did you catch any of R&B Lunchtime Radio yesterday? I listened to about 10 to 15 minutes of it. Okay. Full disclosure, when it went live, I couldn't figure out how to get on the damn thing. So I had to wait until you posted the audio file to Patreon before I could listen. It's just Amazon Prime. All you had to do was-

Oh, that explains why I couldn't get it to work. Yeah, you just have to link your accounts. For me, I think it was easier doing it via desktop than my phone because I wanted to open up Safari and sign into Patreon through that. Yeah. And then I had to remember my password. It was tough. I ran into a dead end when it asked me to log into Patreon.

I don't know our login offhand. Sure. You want me to tell you? No, please don't. I'm almost glad you didn't because I'm nervous that that would have crashed the stream because we were running it through circling back. Oh. And if you logged in through circling back, you would have been – we could have ran into issues.

I see. I see. Okay. Hey, shout out to the Will Mommies. Our first ever live call was a Will Mommy, right? Heather. Shouts to Heather. Yeah, Heather was the first ever live call,

which was kind of fun doing live calls, honestly. It was exciting. It's something we've never done. Yeah. You never know what you're going to get. Yeah. When we were kicking around the Friday Patreon episodes, we talked maybe like, hey, what

if we did this live? And then we decided like, that could get out of hand. I saw that your second caller was Kim Jong Bro. Oh, was that? Was it? Was that? Yeah. I just know it's Brandon.

This dude's been around for a minute. Oh, yeah? He supports us, man. Major shouts to Matt Swizzy. Yeah. Swizzy. We had a good caller from Ontario. Is he the tall guy that's going to throw down on Dylan?

No, that's the Vancouver guy. They can all try. They're right next door, though. Ontario and Vancouver. Okay. Are they neighbors? Yeah. I call him Vontario.

Yeah, pretty much. That would be an awesome name for a high school five-star basketball recruit. Vontario? Vontario. That's a good name. Bonterio Ruffs. Did you guys have fun doing it? 2K character.

We did. I mean, we weren't really sure about the content side of it, but I think it went well. I think we had fun. No Baba Boys? Nobody called in with that? No. F or right in the P?

No stats either to do the bell. They kept it respectful, huh? Good. We found that we can mix music and sound effects and calls at the same time through this piece of equipment we have right here. Yeah. Are you going to get us sued by some music production? You know, I actually looked up how radio shows have rights to all that.

They pay. Yeah, they pay. Yeah, they pay a lot. So yeah, if Pearl Jam or Blues Traveler knocks on the door... They might come at us. We're extremely guilty. You guys are going to tank wash media over some fucking Blues Traveler.

That's what you're telling me. Yeah. Why don't we have a lawyer? Well, yeah, now that we've just admitted guilt on the pod. 100%. No contest? Is that how they plead?

No, but whatever. Anyway. It was fun. Dave checked in. I did. Really? Yeah, I kept trying to call in and it was busy. That's how hot these phone lines were.

Sheesh. I want to talk. We had hundreds of calls. What? No. No, they did. Literally hundreds of calls i was like no yeah no they did literally hundreds you can see like yeah can you see the numbers when they come through like yeah you see a 972 or 204 yes your number came through as a number some people's came in as names some people's came in as their like parents names how do we have so many call-ins i mean

where was this announced that this was going live? Just on Patreon. Yeah, they just got the notification. So of the 4-ish thousand patrons, hundreds of them called in? We had 200-plus calls. Holy shit. Hold on, is that Uniques?

I don't know. I'll have to go back. That's a serious conversion rate. Dylan, are you familiar with this term Uniques? I'm very familiar with Uniques. Unique callers? It could have been people calling multiple times. I'd like to go back and check the stats. That's a serious conversion rate. Dylan, are you familiar with this term, uniques? I'm very familiar with uniques. Unique callers. Yeah. It could have been people calling multiple times.

I'd like to see your call score. I have the- Yeah, pull the numbers. Yeah, I could. We have also hundreds of viewers, which I think is definitely uniques. Okay. Viewers? What do you mean viewers?

Yeah, you can see live how many people we have. As far as listens after the fact, who knows? Potentially millions. It was fun. I think it went well. I think we were a little frazzled to begin with. But R&B Lunchtime Radio, who knows? Are you upset that you didn't get B&R?

Well, to be honest, Brett said B&R, and then he immediately said R and B because it sounds better. It does, and plus people think Bleacher Report. Yeah, R and B, it's just kind of like we didn't play any R and B, which maybe we'll have to do next week. But, yeah, I'll see the first spot, you know. Okay. It sounded fun.

I didn't listen to the entire hour plus But I listened to enough to know That nothing too embarrassing was done or said Canceled a little D You did cancel a little D Whose little D? Duncanville Randy canceled Duncanville

Why'd you cancel Duncanville? Because I said I want to come to your ranch for Christmas I would rather do I get that Randy That's fine Remember when we stand mute canceled our hometowns at one point? Yeah.

And you guys all canceled Saratoga. I was like, what the fuck? The Tugs, man. Randy, are you not going home for Thanksgiving? No, it was a question for one of the backers. If we had to go. Answer my question, though. No, not for Thanksgiving.

Oh, you should invite him to yours. I probably should. I should. I mean, I get why you wouldn't, but you should. Yeah, I mean, it's Thanksgiving. Oh, you should invite him to yours. I probably should. I should. I mean, I get why you wouldn't, but you should. Yeah, I mean, it's Randy. Yeah. He's going to, like, do origami for your mom. Yeah.

Thanks, Randy. Actually, my mom would probably flip out. She would probably love every second of that. What would you trust Randy to bring to the Thanksgiving table as a side dish? I know exactly what I'd bring. Mashed potatoes? Mashed potatoes. No, no.

Sweet potato casserole. That's our family special. A little brown sugar, some butter, some marshmallows. That's about it. Marshmallow, right? Yeah, they go on that. Is it stuffing or dressing? Stuffing.

No G. Stuffing. Stuffing. It just sounds weird to me. It sounds like you just pull it out of a turkey and put it on Stuff it. It just sounds weird to me. It sounds like you just pull it out of a turkey and put it on your plate. Well, don't. Some people do. I know. I know.

But it's just gross to me. I'm going to really blow your mind. So me, growing up in the little D. No one's calling it that. The dunk. In the south-ish, whatever you consider Texas. My mom, however, being from New York specifically, western New York, sneaky shout, we called it stuffing. But it never went inside of the turkey.

I think my family is the exact same way. I think we've always called it that, but you just put it in one of those, what do you call it? A classy ceramic. Those glass, call it? A classy ceramic. Those glass, clear glass. A big ceramic. A Pyrex. Thank you, a Pyrex. I feel like it's not a Pyrex.

I feel like there's a better name. It's a Pyrex. It's a Pyrex, yeah. Pyrex sounds like Tupperware. No. Pyrex is those big glass things you put in the oven. They get hot as fuck, too. I know with a Pyrex jar, you can whip some work on the stove, you know what I mean?

I'll whip some work, bitch. Okay. Okay. We have a Pyrex plug, too, by the way. We have a Pyrex plug. Do we really? It's good to know. The same plug that is Instant Pot.

Actually, believe it or not, I do have a Pyrex at home. I do, too. We usually just put ours in China. Sneaky shout to Pyrex. China. I'm going to miss that. You eat off in China. Sneaky shots of Pyrex. China. I'm going to miss that. You eat off it. Find China.

For Thanksgiving we do. Yeah. How much China do you have in your house right now? Or you. I mean, I'm not going to. I never disclosed that publicly. Two weddings deep. Are you kidding me?

I have theorized that China is phasing out of people's homes these days. I don't want China. I hope so. You know how expensive that shit is? And you use it once or twice a year? Yeah. We used it for Easter. And people display it.

No one wants to see your China displayed in a big cabinet. Oh, you're wrong about that. Oh, I know. I know. Everyone's grandparents have this in their home. Some of their parents have it in their home. But it's not really a thing anymore. See, this is from the guy who has stacks and stacks of muscle milk in his cabinet.

It's outdated. It is. That's the best part about it. I mean, if it's outdated and people aren't hiding it or phasing it out, it means the value of those who have it is going up. It's going up. That's how it works. I don't think people buy it as an investment, though.

It's a unique opportunity that you missed out on, unfortunately, for you. I will probably never be a China person. It's just fancy plates. It's just fancy plates, though. It's a unique opportunity that you missed out on, unfortunately for you. I will probably never be a China person. It's just fancy plates. It's just fancy plates, yeah. With gold edging on it and stuff. Down home Randy is going to act like he drinks out of a Dixie cup on Thanksgiving. Oh, we can't put those in the dishwasher.

We've got to wash them by hand. Shut up. You do, that's true. We have a number of things you can't put in the dishwasher. You could just go to Goodwill and get some plates that look fancy and put them in the cabinet and I'd have no idea of the difference. That's not true. We have a number of things you can't put in a dishwasher. You could just go to Goodwill and get some plates that look fancy and put them in a cabinet. I'd have no idea of the difference. I'm not supposed to put my wine glasses in the dishwasher, but I do anyway. Just do it on the top rack. Oh, yeah, you've got to go top rack.

Top rack, you're fine. Once out every 20 times, though, it does break, but, you know, you just pick it up. So I always thought that the issue wasn't that they break. So I always thought that the issue wasn't that they break. It's that it can affect the taste of the wine with the soap. The dishwasher soap can get into the glass and just over time alter the taste to the sophisticated palate. Not mine. Not us. But I have been known to, if I get something direct, if I get a glass, like I'm going to make coffee or a smoothie or something,

I get it out of the rack out of the dishwasher i will rinse it first because i can smell if i can smell dishwasher detergent it's gonna bother me i don't like the thought that i'm drinking it just smells clean to me and i like it i know it's overkill i think i'm just keeping a buck with you, okay? I'm with both of you on this. Oh, boy. He's got both of us. Because if I smell it when I'm like, especially with water, something that doesn't have a taste, and I'm just like inhaling bleach, it feels like. Yeah. I'm down for the roller coaster ride there, but I don't want it that all the time.

Why was the internet so obsessed with drinking bleach like seven years ago? Like, why was that the number one insult? It cures coronavirus. Well, but this is pre-covid do you remember that people just like i drink bleach oh it was like it's just saying kill yourself i know it's just very mean it was like mean spirited time 2014's jump off a bridge yeah yeah remember tide pods people were people actually eating them i think children i think like four people ate them and then, yeah. It's all those Gen Zers. They were eating them.

Why would you do that? I feel like Randy's fraternity. I could see you eating a Tide Pod, Randy. Dude, no. Only Cascade Pods. I'm classy. Oh, that's not worse. Look at this.

Yeah. Fucking Randy. Just sitting there with a keyboard in his hand. What is exactly you doing with the keyboard? I'm switching between the two cameras. It looks like you're playing a keytar. He's in dork mode, man. Let him do his thing.

Would you put it past Randy to have an electric piano guitar? No. That'd be dope. Randy still plays Guitar Hero. Are you really good at the drums? Are you really good at the drums? No, no. You put off good at the drums.

Actually, I wanted to be a drummer in fifth grade. We had a little test of what instrument, if you're going to go to band in sixth grade. I was like, I want to do the drums. And the lady was like, a lot of people don't play the drums. They're not good enough. So we're just not going to let you. What? I was like, what?

Where did they put you? I was a trumpeteer. Yeah, I could see you working at trumpet. So we had that test. And they looked at me and like my my very average hands and they're like well you're got a percussion and that's began my my career as a snare drum yeah shinato they had they said like the top people are in rhythm and like do that and you probably just didn't make it they didn't even look at my test results i was

like i could you know i could have been a famous drummer. Who knows? Like legit, the guy, I can remember, I think it was Mr. Shine, grabs your hands and he just starts analyzing your hands, your fingers, and he's like,

hmm. Dude, I love that. And you're like, what does that mean? Oh man, that's funny. He had the touch. He looks at your hands

and he's like, no, no, no, Dave. He knew I broke this middle finger. That's a pianist hand right there. I broke this finger in third grade. Yeah, he knew I broke this middle finger. That's a pianist hand right there. I broke this finger in third grade. Y'all knew I was a cellist?

No. That's a good one. Yeah, I was a cellist back in the day. To the point where I went to, I didn't practice at all. But it was just one of those things I kind of naturally had a knack for. And we had like a state music competition and i was the first chair in my my orchestra shots to saratoga orchestra and uh you were first chair i was for presidential chair they called it damn presidential shit didn't george bush didn't didn't couldn't not

give less of a fuck about it dude that sounds like your first chair chillest dude you did not give a damn did not give a damn. Did not give a damn, David. And I went, and they go, have you considered looking into a school like Juilliard? Like the premier music school in the world. Premier. Premier. And I was like, nah, I kind of want to see where the sports thing goes.

Turns out that didn't work out, so maybe I should be a cellist. Never too late, bro. Yeah. I did not know that about you. Yeah. Interesting. It really tickled the strings, you know? This makes me think about our conversation the other day.

Piano or guitar? Piano bar or guitar guy? If you want to be piano guy or guitar guy. If you're dope at one of those, would you be dope? Here's why I like piano. If I'm at a nice bar, if I'm at the Driscoll or a nice bar in Austin, and they have a piano, and you're there and you're aw shucks, your buddy's like, dude, go play Great Balls of Fire or something.

Lucille, do something. You go, okay, I'll go do it. And that's a possibility. And that can bring the house down. Whereas Guitar Guy... Totally, totally 100% agree with you. Thank you. If you are well-rounded at the piano and can play popular songs,

you are an absolute hit anywhere you go. You can't wow a whole crowd with a guitar. No. Unless you're like Jimmy Page or something. But, you know you can't wow a whole crowd with a guitar no you're gonna unless you're like jimmy page or something but you know i mean slash shows up you know but you know what i mean like yeah you can you can you can play very recognizable songs with the piano and make it sound just awesome also the thing that i'd like about the piano is you don't have to have the awkward eye contact you looking at the people listening to you where guitar guy you're gonna make you're gonna make some people uncomfortable because they're like kind of watching you and if you're doing it around like your squad and there's like eight of y'all you're like ah please don't look

at me when you're singing and playing like that's a little weird for me at least makes me uncomfortable um it's a little too intimate is what i'm trying to say piano you're just you're either looking down the keys you're looking at the music or just looking ahead or you're doing elton john you're fucking standing up flaunting that ass jay man that dude can tickle some ivory no one's tickled ivory i've seen it this is how you piano man just going off i don't know like i i get where you you're coming from here. But if you rip out a guitar, and you're, like, not Bonfire Guy, but, like, if you are Bonfire Guy, you bring out, like, a little Mumford & Sons, and you just get the people going. Wow, he's Bonfire Guy. That's what he wants to be.

I don't know if I want to be that guy. Bonfire Guy stinks. Bonfire Guy. If you start playing Mumford & Sons around me, and I'm in a bonfire, you're going in the bonfire. Your guitar's going in the bonfire. I don't know. I'm trying to think of a situation where it would be really cool to...

Dude, freaking Aved. Aved Brothers, dude? Yeah. Yeah, it's like... Salman Dolls. They played it off right. I brought Dirk up on stage. I don't know.

I agree with you. I'm trying to ride for guitar guy a little bit here because... It's more accessible than a piano. Yeah. I'm trying to think of a situation where you can bit here because... It's more accessible than a piano. Yeah. I'm trying to think of a situation where you can... You can't bring a piano to a bonfire. You can't. You can't bring a synthesizer.

Please don't pull that out of my bonfire. Is there any situation where you can play electric guitar and rip something? See, that to me would be sick. Yeah, but I don't think there's any scenario. Johnny B. Goode? Yeah, you just like Thunderstruck live from your buddy's deck eruption what if you're just what if you just you're at a you you walk up to the bonfire and you just plug in your fender and you get that like like hey man we're trying to we're trying to chill we're just kind of having a couple drinks okay

eruption uh yeah i, I get it. I'd like to be a piano guy. But guitar guy has a place in the world. Right. I'm not canceling guitar. I'm just saying for me personally, I would like to be piano guy. I wish I'd had piano lessons growing up. Maybe my yet-to-be-named son will play piano.

Plus, there are too many guitar guys. You want to stand out, be a piano guy. Yeah, we went to Texas State. We know a little something about guitar guys. pop the tailgate down yeah that's something hey bill ryan bingham played in the back of a truck yeah it's a true story texas state you see chase rice and tim tebow went live yeah yeah they might catch that i did i missed it dude i'm sorry i really sent it after the fact i did yeah i i'm not doing it at that i'll just be nice what do you think that you think they talked about the election or yeah just like the effect on like i don't know ukraine or something probably and

under a biden administration versus you gotta think chase rice is tied into the geopolitical yeah yeah yeah I think so. Oh, man. Well, that was fun. Bone and the, what was the show called? Randy and the Bread? The Morning Bone? Morning Bone.

No, that's Jared's thing. What, R&B Lunchtime Radio? Hey, thanks for tuning in. Catch us next week on Tuesday. Yeah, I heard you guys trying to do radio gathers a little bit. Did you like our-

11.51 in the AM. Did you like our transitions where we would go to fake break and just play Pearl Jam for a little bit? No, I missed that. Oh, man, that was good stuff. We'd come back and be like, R&B. It almost was like a real radio show. Weren't you guys just hitting smelling salts during the fake breaks?

Yeah. Nice. Sick. All right, well, thank you, Randy. I'm going to go back to my corner. Go back to the nerd desk. Turn that mic down. thank you, Randy. I'm going to go back to your shanty. Back to my corner. Go back to the nerd desk. Turn that mic down. Good job, Randy.

Way to go, Randy. You did it. Big week for Randy fans. What do we call the Trumbackers? Dude, yeah. Dude, Trumbacky Nation standing up. The Trumbackers. Hooting and hollering.

We were going to do some burner talk. I moved it. You did? Yeah, I moved it down. Oh, because we just... Because we're... Well, we have three reads left, and we're 44 minutes. That's why.

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Good stuff, Dave. Hey, you know what else is good stuff? We've got to give a shout out to all the vets out there. Oh, yeah. I know this is in your breaking news, but I couldn't wait because I just want to thank them. Okay. It's Veterans Day. Shouts to all our veterans out there.

We appreciate you. Thank you for your service. Go, son. Thank you for your service. This is your day. Enjoy it. Yesterday, wasn't yesterday the birthday of the Marines? Yes, sir.

That's correct. Happy birthday to you, the Marine Corps. Happy belated. I apologize for that. Big ups to the Marines. Happy birthday to you, the Marine Corps. Happy belated. I apologize for that. Big ups to the Marines. Big ups to all of the armed services. Yes, we support them. I celebrate all of them.

You want to rank your favorites, though? No, I'll put them all at number one. How about that? Who's your favorite vet? My favorite vet? Mm-hmm. Pop-Pop. U.S. Navy.

Nice. Yeah, I've got family who served. I.S. Navy. Nice. Yeah, I've got family who served. I'll go with them. My grandpa, Lieutenant Colonel Howard Ruff. We don't have to really power rank the vets. I was just teasing. It'd be weird to do that. I didn't know if you had anybody you wanted to shout out.

My Uncle Bob. How about that? Hey, Uncle Bob. Shouts to Uncle Bob. Shouts to Uncle Bob. Shouts to... I think we have listeners who are a member of each of the armed services. I know Marine. I know Army. I know Navy.

I know Navy. I know... I don't know. Coast Guard, Navy. Coast Guard, I feel like I've talked to a dude. Okay. Space Force is up in the air. I don't think we have any Space Force.

If you are a Space Force member, please reach out. We would like to hear from you. We need a Navy SEAL. I'm just going to say it. We need somebody in Special Ops. Listen to Circling Back on the Low while they're doing their thing. That would be so tight. That would be.

They're just doing recon. Are we going to talk this burner account situation or just talk master stuff? I kind of want to just fetishize Navy SEALs some more. Oh, okay. No, we could do both. I don't—we don't have to talk— Let's think this one then. The burner?

Yeah. Yeah. So Dean Browning, who is a—this is what his Twitter bio says. Former Lehigh County Commissioner and a proud pro-life and pro-Second Amendment Christian conservative dedicated to enacting common-sense solutions to keep America great. Pragmatic. Right-wing politician. Just a classic modern conservative.

He got caught up in a little I-forgot-to-switch-to-my-burner-account situation. And kind of embarrassing. He looks to be a middle-aged white, generic white man. Yeah, I think he is. I don't see what's so embarrassing. What did he tweet? He responded. He said, well, I should probably get the full context here.

I mean, he's deleted it, so it's no longer there. Well, I think he responded to his own tweet. Okay. His actual from his Dean Browning account, which also verified for the record. Yes. And he says, I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me. My life only changed a little

bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump, though. I feel respected, which I never do when Democrats aren't involved. This is a mega tough scene. It's a mega tough scene. Maybe a mega tough scene. Look what I did. I coined something. He claims to is a mega tough scene. It's a mega tough scene. Maybe a MAGA tough scene. Look what I did. I coined something.

He claims to be a gay black guy. Well, from the looks of it, he is a white man. Yeah, he's extremely white. So he forgot to switch over. So he clearly had a burner that he was using to engineer conversations, create a little bit of dissent. Here's the thing, though. He later claims in a follow-up tweet, he says,

regarding the tweet that is going viral from my account, I was quoting a message that I received earlier this week from a follower. Sorry if context was not clear. Trump received record minority votes and record LGBTQ votes. Many people won't say it vocally but do so in private. And he would even later tag the person who said it. I think the person that he tagged was his burner account. Right.

Right. Which his name is Dan Purdy. That is the burner. That's the burner. So he's basically going all in. He's leaning into it a little bit, and he's even trying. So did you see how the plot thickened? No.

No. This is where it gets real bizarre. So from that account, the Dan Purdy account, which is a burner account that he was trying to switch to and tweet under, but he failed to, posted a video shortly thereafter of a black man claiming to be purdy himself said i sent that message to dean dean accidentally posted it somehow that's the end of the story he said no he's not a sock puppet i know i'm not a bot okay so here's the video i'm looking at a guy uh looks appears to be a black man and saying that.

So I guess that's the end of it, right? Many people are noting that this is Patti LaBelle's adopted son. Oh, my gosh. And who apparently has some views that are in line with Dean Browning, so he may have some relationship with him and he's covering for him. I don't know. So the Burner account, the Dan Purdy account, the avatar is just, it's a, what do you call it?

It's an animation. It's not a real person. Cartoon. Yeah, sure, cartoon. But he said, in one of his tweets, he says, my gay black ass will be the first in line Tuesday when I reelect Donald Trump. Like, he's saying some really questionable shit to, like, try and really get into character here. He always talks about being black and gay.

Like, he just keeps reiterating it over and over. Just got to hammer that point home. Yeah. Well, he was clearly trying to make it appear that Trump had a larger following in those communities. Which, I think, to his credit, to be fair, he did do well and better than he did

in 2016 with, I think, both of those categories. With minorities and LGBTQ community. I think that's true. Just the toughest of scenes for Dean. I need to go consult Nate Silver. For Dean Browning here. But you're right. He absolutely did.

But this is just such a tough scene, and it just made me wonder, if anybody in here has a burner, if they want to admit it right now, I'm mainly thinking about Brett. I think you put off the most burner vibes. I do? Yeah.

Why? I just do. I have four different ones on reddit that i post about all the time i just feel like you come from a burner environment i feel like barstool is kind of uh the swamp as far as burner accounts go not i mean not not in a bad way like they probably do really good content with it and it probably makes them a lot of money but i feel like you are more likely than us to have it yeah no i've never i've never had a burner account i uh i have i don't i haven't thought about having one because i just don't need one i guess um but there was some burner accounts

floating around back in the day from uh others okay don't don't expose anybody. No chance would I expose anybody, but I just don't have one. What is the purpose of a burner account? Is it to defend yourself? Defend yourself. So famously— Look what KD did, man. KD, Patrick Reed's wife. There is an account—I wish I had the the handle that actively goes out of its way to

defend patrick reed and like golf twitter knows it's her yeah and it's it's it's still tweets she still tweets it's either her or her brother or one of the people that are involved because you know that's you know his her brother is his caddy i think um. But, yeah, it's to direct the conversation, just socially engineer it. Wasn't there a basketball coach? Was it the Sixers? Yeah, was it their GM? He had to resign. Really?

Over a burner, yeah. Oh, gosh, I missed that. I have never had a burner on social media. However, I admit that i have had burners when i used to write for tfm and that was just to steer the comments away from how they typically went and that was derogatory nasty stuff um yeah i had a couple of them actually you were tired but i never got like i never, said anything mean or anything. I would just be like, I forget.

I would just try and change the, you know, the tone. The narrative. You were trying to steer the conversation in a different direction. And that's just because I was just trying to control the mob, because it was ugly at times. I didn't always have to do it, but sometimes I would post in there. That's a thankless job, trying to moderate the TFM comments. Yeah, it got out of hand fairly often and way out of hand.

You were looking for Brian Colangelo in his secret Twitter account where he was criticizing top players such as Markel Fultz, Joel Embiid, disclosing sensitive information, outlining team strategy. Just all sorts of stuff. That's weird. Just weird, man. I guess that's part of the – if you're new to social media, like if you're a person in the older demographic and you get Twitter and you think, wow, maybe I can use this to my advantage. I can create some dissent about XYZ player, and when contract time comes around,

maybe the narrative, the public opinion on him shifted, and it'll give us more leverage in negotiations. I don't know. I don't know what his end was, but I think he ended up resigning, which I don't know. It's just weird. I don't think he should be um i don't know where he's working now but it's not like it it should uh preclude him from getting employment but damn

that's embarrassing i wonder if if burners in general have more like impact on the sports world especially i mean i get that there's like political burners and bots and whatnot but like I mean, I get that there's, like, political burners and bots and whatnot, but, like, are there agents in there that are digging into guys or spreading information and smoke where there may be fire in the real world? There's got to be, right? Yeah, I mean, you know, like, NFL especially, if you look at how the Jay Glazers, the Adam Schefters of the world are used as tools for, when des bryant when des

has got an agreement coming up or you know his contract's up he's got to re-sign a deal then you start seeing adam shepter being like hearing things about a video of des in a walmart parking lot um and everybody's like oh damn and you know that's probably getting leaked from front offices absolutely i think that's pretty common amongst the league i don't know that happened a long it was like six or seven years ago but i remember when that was all going down it was weird because the security the video never got leaked i think adam schefter might have said he saw the video and it was just like dude this this is dirty man i think they did similar stuff to Zeke. But yeah, it's pretty common. So I think that's one way that using a burner could be useful.

Sure. I do have two Instagram accounts that I don't use that I guess I could start using them as burners. One's Garlic Bayoli, which was supposed to be on my quest to find the world's best garlic aioli. Bay as in like queso is bay. Yeah, right. And two is Hanging Chads, which was going to be my political meme account. Where were we when we talked about this? I think we were like at a bar.

We were somewhere. I remember being a part of this plan, and we were really excited about it. It could have been great. You still have it? I have Hanging Chads on my phone, yeah, And we were really excited about it. It could have been great. You still have it? Hanging Chad's on my phone, yeah. Which was going to be the foremost, like, liquidity is. Wait, wasn't it going to be like a podcast?

And, like, all, it was like three guys named Chad just talking politics and really, like, young professional late 20s. Humor. Around the political sphere. Yeah. It could have been. And it was called Hanging Chats. That's still got legs. Yeah.

It would have been great to launch, you know, like a year ago. Yeah. It would have had steam at this point. Yeah. Especially with the ongoing global pandemic. Yeah. I still have it. We could spin it up after.

You and Randy. I'm going to text you all tomorrow. You guys need to get something going with that. No, I'm kidding. I need the memes. Hey, you guys want to talk Masters? Yeah. I'm just reading through Dean Browning's TL over here. This guy stinks.

He's canceled. I can't get enough of this guy. What an idiot. Dean Browning's a pretty dope name. It is a good name, but what an absolute jackass this guy is. You jack wagon. What an idiot. Let's talk Masters.'m sorry so it's masters week i don't know if you guys have seen this oh baby we did an entire like we did like 48 minutes on too much dip monday on the masters if you want

like just the most in-depth pre preview and primer for the masters this week go check out too much dip but uh last night was the Champions Dinner. And, of course, your defending champion is the Cat. And let's see that menu. I know we talked about this a while back, but I love the idea of going with the prime steak and chicken fajitas. Yeah, he's kind of all over the place with this. We've got the Augusta roll.

That is the first course. Tempura shrimp, spicy tuna, avocado, eel sauce, tempura flakes, pickled ginger, wasabi, soy sauce. I'm cool with that. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, yeah, no one's doing sushi, steak, and fajitas. You don't see that combo. I think it's only fajitas just with cuts of prime steak, and fajitas. You don't see that combo. I think it's only fajitas just with cuts of prime steak, right?

Prime steak and chicken fajitas. Oh. You could be right. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Okay. So sushi, fajitas,

and then three different desserts. Do you think anyone did a combo one tortilla chicken and prime steak Brooks he doesn't give a fuck Brooks doesn't have

a green jacket all this sounds phenomenal yeah I have to say it does it really does I have to say doubling up on the tempura

too is yeah interesting what's a tempura flake just probably fried like oil okay hard to say is it those crunchy things that are on the top it's got to be and normally on the menu just says crunch uh yeah i feel like this is something you're not going to find at mako though probably not even not even at Uch. That's what I call Uchiko. Uchiko. This got me thinking. Why do so many sushi rolls have just, they just insist on adding cucumber to them?

I don't get it. I hate it. You don't like cucumber? The crunch does not belong in. You know cucumber's a pickle. I know. I know. Cucumber stinks, first of all.

It doesn't belong in sushi in my opinion okay yeah the crunches is it doesn't fit the rest of the the bite you don't like the crunch and the loan crunch inside it no I hate it cucumber stinks get out of my face okay keep going dude no go off can't yeah alright and it's it's in And it's in every fucking roll. It's in every fucking roll. Why? What do you think DJ went with?

I think he ordered just something off. Because this is the special. They don't have to eat this. They can order from the grill. Imagine not eating this. That would be insulting. Tiger's like, I decided. You decided not to.

Prime steak and chicken. The fajitas, huh? Just weren't feeling the the fajitas, huh? Just weren't feeling the chicken fajitas, huh? Or the prime steak. Yeah. Maybe they can get you some chicken tenders from out back, huh? What do you think? Dylan wins the Masters, and then he goes, and it's just chicken fried steak.

Just glizzy. It's not glizzy. Speaking of glizz, we've got to talk about what the official WASH Media Masters dinner would be. The official? Can we keep that up, Randy? I did want to point out the wine, too. Yeah, keep it up for inspiration. Yeah, I like it.

I like the vibe it's putting off. The wine is apparently extremely hard to get. And the Chardonnay right there has notes of apple cinnamon, nutmeg clove which up my alley oh my god good 2015 Schaefer which is a cab okay red shoulder ranch and apparently that's a valley stag's leap is is legit over in Napa is it yeah okay course number one for the Washed Media Champions Dinner. I mean, it's chips and paste. Tostitos, chips, and paste. Can I throw peppers and hummus in there? Oh, that is your Super Bowl spread.

Yeah. What is your deal with peppers and hummus? It's a great little healthy snack, man. What's wrong with you? Like you dip a pepper in hummus? Yeah, bell pepper. That's a thing. I remember the context that it was brought up in was Super Bowl parties.

Yeah. Like just straight up hummus. Yeah, you dip a bell pepper in hummus, man. It's good. And then it was seasoned. You know, realistically, if I'm at a Super Bowl party like these days, that is more likely what's going to be there for me, and I'm going to enjoy it. But I still like to pretend that I'm at the late 20s Super Bowl party

where it's just like wings and nuggets, maybe a party tray, maybe a tray of Schlotzky sandwiches. Yeah, I was just thinking more on the – I was trying to be health conscious. Yeah, I get it. We've got to watch our figures, Dave. We're not young bucks anymore. Immediately after, they bring out the – it's either the soup or the chili. Yeah.

Same thing. Worded differently. It's either or. Man, Will needs to be here for this conversation because no one gets fired up about food like Will. He's Team Soup, right? Yeah. But he just gets – he's got very strong feelings about food and how they're categorized. Sure.

What's our main course? The Wash Media Masters. Is the chili going to have beans in it though, Dave? Because, you know, a true Texas chili doesn't have beans. I don't think you can put beans in, but I think because it's ours, we should put beans in just to have people fight over it. Okay. People at the Champions Dinner, it's going to end up being awkward

because people are going to be yelling at each other from across the way. What we typically do at my house with my family, we have a pot of chili and then beans on the side. If you'd like to add them, go then beans on the side if you like to add them go for it go off if you want shout out beans clan I'll set some cheese and some pickled jalapeno what kind of beans onions black bean pinto pinto yeah until just at your classic pinto okay you know sure not huge on the beans I'll devil venble. Venison chili, though. That's where it's at.

That's the stuff. Okay. He's got a point. Main course, smote something, right? Main course, I was going to say air fried glizzy. That would be multiple. Glizzy's got to be an option. You're not going to bring back the sizz?

You're not going to sizzle? I mean, that's the foundation of touching bases is sizzling. You know that. There foundation of touching bases is sizzling you know that there is no touching base or there is no circling back without touching base and there was no touching base without fajita night

at Matt's El Rancho you're still a sizzle boy I am I mean I don't have the time to get out there and sizzle that much but

you're going sizzle over gliss I'm just saying it belongs in the discussion okay chicken fajitas or hot dog is what it'll say on the menu but you're going siz over gliss i'm just saying it belongs in the discussion okay chicken fajitas or hot dog is what it'll say on the menu or baked salmon oh yeah yeah yeah with salt and pepper with nodes of salt and pepper whole um pepper corn too whole avocados did you notice i was eating avocado out of a styrofoam container from

honey ham when you walked in today? I'm surprised you didn't say anything about that. I love that place. I do, too. It's dank. It's very good. As the guys who work there say. They only gave me one cup when I specifically asked for a double.

I just thought you were doing lean all morning. They bring your food to your table, and they say, that looks dank. They'll tell you. And I'm like, yeah, man. I mean, you probably see this like 16 times a day. You're right. This does look dank. And it is. I mean, you probably see this like 16 times a day. You're right. This does look dank. And it is.

I'm about to eat it. That's a good word. Dessert. Sherbert. It's Shebae, right? It's Sherbert. Did we leave one-handed burgers out of the... Oh, you got to go one-handed.

Oh, you mean like sliders? I can do sliders. No, you got to go one-handed. Oh, you mean like sliders? I can do sliders. No, you got to go one-handed burger or hot dog. Okay. As a side. Chevron can give you either one. I was going to say from FINA. From FEMA?

FINA. It's a gas station. Dessert, I do like the idea of sherbet. Sherbet. It doesn't even sound right. And I know it's right, but I hate saying it. Yeah. You can say sorbet if you want to sound all proper.

I like sorbet better than sherbet. Yeah. Sherbet. It sounds better off the tongue. Sorbet, at least it's kind of swaggy. People who have fine china might say it. They might eat off of it also. People are still going to say sherbet.

They'll know. Yeah. Every time they do, I try and correct them, but they don't. And I just don't want to listen. You're the human Grammarly. Yeah. You're AI Grammarly. That's true.

They've now had like a 48-hour ad read somehow. Anything else on the WASH Media Masters dinner? Randy, I feel like you've got something cooking. Brussies. Brussies. Oh, we've got to have brussies in there. Brussies. Off Mike Randy've got to have brussies in there. Brussies. Off my granny notes.

Roasted brussies. Roasted brussies, and I immediately get diverticulitis again, and I missed a tournament. Very cool. Let me drizzle a little honey on there, though. Yeah. A little bit of honey. Oh, for sure.

Make it really pop. I had Brussels for the first time at Uchiko over the weekend. It was the first time since pre-diverticulitis dave so back in march and uh so far results are good no issues good good very cool love to hear that for you yeah okay fun stuff and then hyper decanted hyper decant only or human decanted one hyper or human it's up to you really either or table. Tableside, hyper decanted. Sure. Tableside, human decanted.

Tableside, human decanted. A young strapping lad walks up to your table. I'll take it up a notch. Baby birded. Tableside, human decanted. So you would get the luxury of baby birding it to said person, said human decanter. And then it goes through the system. No, wait.

Then it goes. No, because it's got a human decanter. You insert it through the. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah. Okay. It's really just a disturbing image. Well, you know what?

We don't make this stuff up. People are doing it. I'll pass. Who's your master's picks? Has it changed since too much dip? I picked Bryson. I know it's not a sexy pick, but I did pick Bryson. Look at this guy.

Out of the lamp. He's just playing a different game right now, it feels like. Let's go Brooks. Okay. Brooks is who I picked in my snake draft i'm gonna i'm gonna round out our outliers and and i i picked dj on monday i'm running with dj still and the fourth overall pick in my snake draft among my friends i picked brooks it's fair uh i did hear um that bryson on the range is apparently putting balls like right near the,

I don't know if it's like the members cabin, putting balls like yards away from people who are like out there just watching, thinking that they're safe because he's carrying it, you know, 340, 350 and whatnot. I've seen that he's still up in the air, whether he's pulling out the long driver or not. I don't think he is. As of yesterday, he was not. He said it's just not dialed yet.

He needs to dial. I want to think he is. As of yesterday, he was not. He said it's just not dialed yet. He needs to dial. I want to see 48 inches. 48 inches of Bryson. Let's go. Yeah. I want to see it. Anything else on the Masters? Can't wait, man.

We're going to be in here recording tomorrow. The Masters are going to be going on. It's going to be kind of tough. Should we come in at like 7 a.m. and start recording? Mm-hmm. Just to get it all knocked out? Mm-hmm. I don't hate it.

You got two upbeats to do tomorrow. What do we have? We have mail-in, too. Oh, right after? Yeah. Okay. Or before. Since the voicemail one's recorded.

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Thank you, Features. You want to jump right into this weekend in fun? You want to get some Masters pool stuff you want to talk about? Can I bring something up here? Yeah. Are there too many Masters pool? Are you guys having to turn down Masters pools? And are people running these Masters pools selling the email lists?

Because I feel like I've been on the same list for like eight years. And this dude has to have like 20,000 emails. I weirdly don't get any of this. Do you want to do one? No. Hell no. It's like $25. Uh-uh.

I'm out. Okay. I got my snake draft. It's like $25. Uh-uh. I'm out. Okay. I got my snake draft. That's all I need. I don't want – Oh, if you're doing the snake draft. Yeah, I want just one thing to focus on. I don't want players, like, offsetting each other and canceling each other out when they do.

One's on my team, one's not. I get it. It's a weird combo. I haven't done the Calcutta in a few years, but that was a fun one. Yeah, the Calcutta, I've never done that either. Not real sure. I know how it works, but. We did the Austin Calcutta probably four years ago,

and we were so outgunned and outmanned. Isn't it just like you just auction the guys? Auction. So, like, Rory, I think, went for, like, $17,000. Right. So, you have, it's not individual. You have teams, basically. Like, if you've got the money, you can do it by yourself.

But, you know, we were sitting at a table with like five of us. We had some angel investors. And we ended up, like our best player I think we got was like Heinrich Stenson or something. It was not great. Well, like first place gets like 50% of the pot or something. How does it work? Okay. And it's a lucrative payday.

Right. Very big payday. Right. But now like my, yesterday I was like posted up at the bean, the barley bean. And I was like, I got to get some work done. I was like, oh, I got to do these master's pools. And I looked and I had like six in my inbox that I could have done. And I was like, man, I don't, it's just too much.

It's too much. I'm doing two. I've said I'm doing two. I might do two entries on one of them. I don't. It's just too much. It's too much. I'm doing two. I've decided I'm doing two. I might do two entries on one of them. I don't know. Yeah. Is there a Barstool one? No, we never really got into that stuff.

Interesting. And in Calcutta, can you buy more than one player? Yes. Okay. Yes. For sure. How many are you doing this year? I got two.

Two? I got the family one, friends one, and the FanDuel one. Oh. Let's hop in that FanDuel one. Let's go. I like that. Sneaky shouts. Sneaky shouts.

It's kind of fun because the most fun part is the last group you get to pick in most of these, and it's guys that probably aren't going to make the cut. It's your past winners. It's your amateurs, guys playing it for the first time. That's where you make your money, I think. Yeah, when you get a guy that sneaky makes the cut and then goes like 67 on Saturday to kind of get you some points. Yeah.

A lot of people in these things sleep on Ricky Fowler. Scoring average at Augusta National, I think it's like top three, maybe top two. Just something to keep him up. Same with Jordan since 2014. This might be the first year he's not on my pool.

Best scoring average on tour at Augusta the last six years. Yeah. My draft just completed. It is now full. I have a full roster of players. Who's your horse?

Seven teams. Brooks is my top pick. Brooks Koepka. I have Koepka. I have a full roster of players. Who's your horse? Seven teams. Brooks is my top pick. Brooks Koepka. I have Koepka. I have Terrell Hatton, Matt Wolfe, Paul Casey, Francesco Molinari, Gary Woodland. I like Matt Wolfe. Zeed, your boy, and Kevin. I got Na in my group five.

He could sing. Have you seen him do that song? No, that's Master P. I know. He does his own rendition of it in the locker room. It's pretty funny. He's the colonel of the tank. It's very dorky, but it's funny. He really did this.

Yeah. I kind of like Kevin Na. He seems like a good dude. He's standing in a locker room somewhere, and the song's playing, and he's, na-na-na-na. I think he's on record as saying Augusta might be one of, like, three courses he can win at because he's not a long player. We'll see.

We'll see how that goes if the course is. Overcame the yips, man. That's why. Overcame the yips. You've got to pull for the guy. I like that kind of honesty, too, being like, yeah. Yeah, dude. Shincock, no chance.

Kisner said something similar. Really? Yeah, where he's like, I have like six courses tops. I love that. Yeah. Says something about the modern golf game. Hey, you guys want to do this weekend in fun? Presented by

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His thing is, he wants to go up to the stairs, walk up the first couple turn his back to you if you're sitting on them and then get a toy hanging out of his mouth and just let's go good for randy yeah i'll start with my weekend and fun if you guys don't mind pretty wide open i have parks friday don't have any plans really um might just have like a movie night or something oh i'd set the christmas up in my room, in my living room. There you go. Yeah.

So what we might do is – so what I do is I put the tree up. I put the lights on it and wait for Parks to do the ornaments. It's kind of a little ceremonial thing we do, a little tradition trying to establish at the crib. So we might do that Friday. Saturday and Sunday I have nothing. I don't have parks with me, unfortunately. So I'm going to be watching a lot of golf. Yeah.

A lot of golf. It's going to be a little bit weird that it gets dark so early now during the Masters, so I've got to find something to do at night. So I'm wide open. I don't know if you all wanted to link at any point or how that's going to work. I would, but I'm going to be in H-Town. Yeah, that's gonna work but I would but I'm gonna be H town yeah that's all I got that concludes my weekend go for it oh I

think I'm having I think I'm having dinner with Dylan tonight which is oh yeah I forgot to say that Brett and I have a date tonight yeah we do we're gonna go on Uchi Uchi happy hour Uchi yeah happy hour Uchi so psyched about that you should be have Have you been? Never. You're going to like the way you look. Guarantee it? I guarantee it. Nice.

Thursday, heading over to Houston, doing Caroline's mom. Shout out to Gloria. Her birthday. Gloria. Happy birthday, Gloria. Happy birthday. She listens occasionally, right? What's that? She'll listen occasionally, right?

Oh, yeah. Happy birthday, Gloria. She's a backer. So we're going to do a little Masters-themed birthday celebration. I think we're making from scratch all of the Masters things, like pimento cheese and egg salad and pulled pork and the like. Going off. That'll be fun, and that's about it.

Nothing actually planned besides that. So, be around H-Town. Maybe get an outdoor brewery off. Nice. Who knows? Mine's very similar, minus the making all that stuff from scratch. I'm going to be watching golf, probably ordering baby furniture. Let's go.

It's probably going to be my weekend. I'm looking forward to it. All right, buddy. Are you going to pick up, like, an absurd credit card from one of these places? Yeah, Pottery Barn Kids credit card or something. Bye-bye, baby. Dude, fuck.

All right, I shouldn't say that. Bye-bye. I don't ever want to step foot in bye-bye, baby again. And I know I'm going to step foot in there at least 20 times in the next year. Yeah. Yeah. To me, it's like baby Ikea. Sounds miserable.

Yeah, it's not great. Yeah. It's not great. Neither is your interest rate. Neither is your interest rate. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm probably going to end up having to take out a loan or something to get a dresser to match our crib or something. It should be great, though.

You know what? I might see if i can't depending on if louis if louis have i said the names yet any potential names no if louis eustace and wins the masters do i i get to name the kid louis right yeah i think so louis is a name that i that we we have tossed around around. Louie, Louie. We gotta go. That's a song. Great song. Otis Redding, I believe. I don't know if that's Otis Redding.

No idea. Definitely not Otis Redding. Let's look it up. All three of us. I'll bow out of this one. Let's look it up. It's The Kingsman. Great movie.

Did you watch The Kingsman? I never saw it. You would love it, Dave. It's fantastic. It's like top ten movies for me all the time. Okay. And The Kingsman 2. All right.

Now let's do the first one. Sorry, I didn't mean to music bully you. No, you're the music guy. Oh, Brett's the music guy. I saw that playlist yesterday. Yeah. You got any breaking news? Yeah, a couple things just to round it out.

Dave, a little choose your adventure here. Dylan, do you want to go Texas basketball or Tony Romo? Let's just go Texas basketball. Shocked is smart. He got the plugs. Normally a bald guy. Now looks like he's just full of hair. What? Full of hair. Oh, I looks like... Shut up. He's just full of hair. What?

Full of hair, yeah. Ooh, I gotta look this up. Shock to smart hair on Twitter is an interesting search, which only means one thing, and that means Texas is bad. Oh my gosh, he's done a shit job at Texas, but... What? He's on the hot seat. This is weird.

His hairline is absurd. Wait, are you sure he got plugs, or you just let it grow out for the first time in a long time? I mean, I don't know. I don't know officially. If he got plugs and did not, for whatever reason, get the front third of his head, then he needs to go back. Oh, this is a weird look. I don't know, man.

I don't know. Dave. Tony Romo news. Let's hear it. He's in the Masters. He's qualified. CBS gave him the day off on Sunday. I saw that.

Which can only mean one thing. He will not be on his couch. He will be slinking around Augusta, is my guess. There's no way he's doing commentary. No, I don't think he's doing commentary. I think he's got a pass. Him and Jim, I mean. Well, they know there's nobody they can pair with him.

Like, who would they pair with Romo? Maybe he'll do some on-course reporting. No. I would love it. It would make a lot of people upset. At some point, it's going to happen. I know. You know that.

It's going to piss people off, though. He's going to be the next Nance or something. Yeah, where do they put him? I mean, is he going to be... He wouldn't be in the booth with Faldo and Nance or something. Yeah, where do they put him? I mean, is he going to be like, would he be in? He wouldn't be in the booth with Faldo and Nance. Dude, the thought of his chemistry with Faldo could not, I mean, that sounds awful. They have guys positioned at pretty much every major hub of the golf course. Vern's been on the 16th forever.

I don't know if they have all the towers this year. They don't. They don't have any towers. No towers? That's a bummer. They don't have any towers. No towers? That's a bummer. Which is going to be weird. Yeah. Or that's what they were saying on Golf Channel last night.

They might have like a tower. I need to go re-watch live from the Masters. You've got to give them a mic. You've got to give them a mic. Just a traveling mic? Just to see. Just be like, let's check in with Tony. What's he got on the 7th right now, you know?

Yeah. It's just the whole squad, pretty usual. Because, okay, you can't just take off of work on a Sunday if you're not going to do something else for work, I think. Like, he calls football, right? Yeah. You work, you mean, 16 weeks out of the year. Or a package deal, Dylan.

I'm just saying, like, you don't give him the day off. He gets the day off. It's big for him. He's trying to qualify. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. And if you're CBS, why would you not? Imagine just the social traction and the engagement.

From a content standpoint, having Tony Romo surprise cameo broadcast would be unbelievable. We're so lucky that he's actually a good golfer and knows golf well. Oh. We've got to go. We've gone like 90 minutes. We were worried about content. You gave us the mic of finger twirl. I did.

I've never given the mic a finger, but I just gave it. Okay, bye. We'll see you guys. We'll see you guys. We'll see you guys.