Circling Back - Masters Recap, Texas Tech Frats, & Project Hail Mary | Circling Back 4-13-26

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:04 All right, we're back Monday morning, circling back podcast. Hello. Back to full strength, by the way. I mean, damn. Dan was right. I was sick. Then Dave had to leave town. But guess what?
Starting point is 00:00:35 We're back. How's your butt? But's great, man. I feel tip top now he feels tip top feel tip top speaking of top it's an interesting top you got on there
Starting point is 00:00:49 oh is that rowback yeah it is ladies and gentlemen producer randall trombacky it is a nice rowback I got on here hello Dave yeah that's like that's how you talked to you I think I was trying to figure out what the opposite of tip top was be it would be like drip bottom or something I don't know
Starting point is 00:01:08 yeah I don't Let's just hate this don't matter. Let's think about it. All right, let's take the rest of the podcast to think about it. No, I would like to use my intro to do a couple shoutouts if you'd be so inclined to let me. A couple backer shoutouts. Ooh, I have one on top of that. Go.
Starting point is 00:01:22 I'm going to shout out Reagan and Mike, who stopped by Friday. They're single-handedly keeping male friendship alive. They just did a boys like a fraternity brother's reunion in Austin. You were saying that one of them looked exactly like Rick Astley. That is what you said. No. I didn't think that. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I already know who which one of it is. He looked like Reagan. Yeah. That guy's a frequent DMer, and I know the avatar. He had an absolute fit on, by the way, a fit that I couldn't pull off. But he looked like Rick Astley. Once you go into depth on that fit. He had like the high-rise pleaded things, them Johns that I can't wear.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Barrett could. I couldn't. He had a wife pleaser on under an overshirt. Mm-hmm. And I didn't get a look at the kicks. What was his, I guess they were just going out and about, strutting that ass around? They were just doing a, they had a boy's trip plan, and they got in, I guess, a day early to stop by the stew. It was dope.
Starting point is 00:02:18 So that's a fit he wore before the rest of the squad got there. Yeah, it's just him and Mike were the only two. You got to run that out for everybody gets there because you know your college buddy is going to roast you for trying something different. I know that move. I thought I was getting Rick rolled when he walked in. Never going to let you down. I'm going to give you up. And also, Internet.
Starting point is 00:02:36 I'm going to give a shout out to Matthew, who sent me a birthday card. Happy birthday to an absolute legend. So thank you, Backer Matthew, who sent me a birthday card. Thanks for thinking about me. Okay, and here's for my shout-out. What's the dude's name who dropped by a bottle of Bubbly? McAil. McAil.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Thank you. I don't know. I'm sorry I'm late shouting you out, but that was a very kind and thoughtful gesture. And Chelsea and I appreciate it a lot. I noticed it's still in our fridge. I haven't brought it home yet, yeah, but I will. I'm done with my shout-outs. Dylan will leave a gift at the office on you.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Oh, he almost left stew. Including stew. Let's just keep, let's just keep focus on the kind gesture, okay? The kind one from a couple weeks back. I'll show you an unkind gesture. Why? Is it to McHale or to me? That was to you.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Why? Because he almost forgot my stew, so I flipped them off. Oh, that was a while back. Oh, dismissive. Another unkind gesture. I wish I had a backer to shout out. Shout to all the backers, the Pennsylvania, Philadelphia area backers who reached out to give me recommendations. I don't think I used any of them because I was a little bit west of where you guys were giving me stuff, but that's okay.
Starting point is 00:03:58 They thought you were just doing a bit that you weren't actually in Pennsylvania like Dan did. right a bit with seemingly no payoffs no payoffs i'll give another shout out to all the backers watching on spotify right now they got to see the unkind gestures it's right it's a visual show what does that what does that do for the algorithm with the producer in the first uh three minutes of the pod throwing the birds up probably probably make us go viral you think i doubt it dude yeah for sure thanks for tanking this episode we can always try again tomorrow yeah thanks for not done uh dill shivery man i'm happy to be here i feel good feel real strong and i saw project tell mary over the weekend oh full review coming later in the show maybe huh uh yeah sure if you want we can we can we can punt
Starting point is 00:04:43 that and do a little sag on it i don't have i mean i don't you can break down the logistics of it and the space stuff yeah you're the space bar guy so you know all about it i do know all about it yeah and yeah that that's what i got for that for that yeah i didn't know there was an alien play in it You did it? Nope. I know I really have nothing. I have no knowledge of it. I didn't read the book.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I just know that it's getting insanely glazed due to one person I follow, retweeting any, any take about it that's positive. They retweet it. I'm not going to name names. You guys probably know them. Very lovable alien, by the way. Is it like Jar Jar Binks? No. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:05:26 It's right. That's not here. That's your own. This I have to save the song. Ryan Castle, you still got it. That's not it. This, I don't know. I've never seen the movie.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I don't know what it's about. Missile Flinks Astrophage is alive. That's pretty good, Randy. Does that suck that your best impression is Jargey? Actually, my best impression is probably Stitch, and they're very similar. Okay. Never seen that? You've never seen Stitch?
Starting point is 00:05:53 Yeah, we talked about this last week. I saw some, not to get too much in my weekend in front, but I saw some Shrex at the Renfair. And I was like, Dave just wouldn't even appreciate this. Isn't that what you call unattractive people? Shrex? No. No, I don't say that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Anyone's unattractive. Everyone's beautiful in their own way, David. Do you believe that? No. Do you believe that? Yeah. He's HPO. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:06:21 He's on the opposite side of it. Dylan Shivery. Oh, getting introed again. We're going to give you another chance. I'm still super happy to be here. It's going to be a real strong week. One of these days you're not. going to be happy to be here oh okay i got some uh a car rolled really close to my
Starting point is 00:06:41 never gonna give you up not that kind of roll oh the car flipped really close to like about uh about 90 yards away probably from my from my home chelsea heard like a lob wedge huh Chelsea heard it happened but it didn't register to that that's what it was wasn't clocking it so if she had told me like i think a car just wrecked i could have had had my my third rescue from a flipped vehicle. She probably thought you were in the bathroom, blowing it up again, breaking the toilet seat. She was in the shower and heard it,
Starting point is 00:07:13 because it was like on that side of the house where our shower is. And I was on the other side, probably watching sports or something. Damn, somebody down rolled the whip. Yeah, somebody rolled the whip. Yeah, everybody was okay. Was it Tiger? I don't think it was Tiger.
Starting point is 00:07:28 You live in a very residential neighborhood. Like, what, did you get any intel? like how it's a very low speed probably 40 now probably not even that probably 25 30 uh that was on um escarpment so it's a little bit faster but still you got i don't know how i don't i don't know were they sitting sideways that could probably start they they literally were sitting sideways when i when i saw the vehicle is that is that like a top five like helpless place to be like hanging by your seat well like because how does wait well hope somebody gets me yeah uh that happened again You ever think about going to church?
Starting point is 00:08:07 Yeah, I've been to church. Seen if maybe there's like something, like some like demonic presence behind you at all times? Everyone seemed okay. Okay, that's good. Yeah, because the EMS showed up and they were casually just walking about like everybody was up on their feet and doing fine. Did they try to flip it back? They did flip it back before they. I would have been down there.
Starting point is 00:08:28 I would have been selling bears. I would have flipped it back to get out of there. You would have flipped the whip back? What about the crime scene? Yeah, that's another thing, man. I think someone passed away in the house, like really right across from where the accident was. This was on Friday. I left early morning.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I had to get a oil change, and there were like six cop cars outside this house, and I didn't think much of it. Chelsea drove by about 30 minutes later, and the whole thing was wrapped in crime scene tape. And then we saw them, like, moving stuff out of the house over the weekend. So I think someone just got slimed. Well, bad aura from that area of your... neighborhood yeah man i don't know what's going on i don't know i'm just out here living my life do you think maybe your neighborhood's on like a lay line a lay line yeah i of course know what that is but some people at home might not so why don't you explain it to them it's like he's never even
Starting point is 00:09:18 listened to spooky season i don't know it's tough so you wait again i know what it is but like people don't at home i figured i figured you got your oil changed enough last week you wouldn't have to go do it again. All right, Campbell? Yeah. Shout out to my neighborhood. Where do you go to get a change? So when I got my car, it came with three free oil change and tie rotations.
Starting point is 00:09:51 So this is my third one. So I went to the dealership, which I don't typically do because they up charge like crazy. They do. Also, don't really. Dealership waiting rooms have taken a step back. Oh, the one I go to is actually pretty nice. I can tell you. I want to name names, but I brought my laptop, and I was just watching the masters in the waiting room.
Starting point is 00:10:11 It was kind of a dope situation. Bad move. You need to dress up in your car heart so that they know that you're the every man. Like, dude, I did. They did text me while I was in there. It's like your filter needs changing too. And I was like, nah. Dude, last time I brought mine in for scheduled maintenance, I get a text while I'm sitting there from the dealership.
Starting point is 00:10:30 It says, hey, would you be interested in selling your car to us? Like, sell? And I was like, maybe. I don't know. If you guys want to give me like a good, I just bought this like a year. Oh, yeah? No. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:44 It was weird. It was weird. I was like, you know, I'm here, right? You can come ask me. I just got a text. Someone left a note on my car in my apartment complex asking if I was interested in selling my car. And this is the second time they've done it.
Starting point is 00:10:56 And both times is when I was on vacation. And the only reason I knew about it is because my, roommate and my ex-member mate same guy like told me about it so i wonder if it's like if they're really wanting to know or if they're just scoping it out to see if they could steal my car because they're just sitting there they left their phone number you need the club you need to put the club on your steering wheel when's that bronco coming home after Portugal and multiple flights you're going to go to Portugal to get a bronco no no after they sell them here do after i uh I finish all this buying travel.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Not the weird way to put it. It's just, I've been spending a lot of money on flights. I'm buying travel. Got to get them all in before all those fuel prices go up, you know, Dave? Why would they do that? Not to get too political. What do you mean? Why would that happen?
Starting point is 00:11:50 Oh, because if you heard about this straight of her muse? No, I haven't. What does that? Oh, it's a double blockade. What's that mean? I don't know, David. Who's doing it? Like who did it?
Starting point is 00:11:59 Both everyone. The world, NATO is involved. I think maybe. We're in NATO, right? We like them. Antarctica. We might be getting involved. We like NATO?
Starting point is 00:12:07 Antarctica. We're part of that, right? For now, I think, maybe. What do you mean for now? I'm not sure. Why aren't you sure? Did you know how to go to school? No.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Okay. And that's politics. Circling back. Anyways. Go watch on Spotify. Why did he put a demon in the next vote? Why did he change the photo? What is going on?
Starting point is 00:12:35 I don't know. There's a call I have to make today. I'm going to do a FaceTime of my family as I typically do with the kids and I cannot wait I cannot wait to talk to my mom who is a Catholic as am I Are you going to ask her about it?
Starting point is 00:12:53 She's going to bring it up It's going to be the first thing she says She's not a real big fan And this is going to be This is going to be a problem She is But really why the dean? But here's the funny thing about my mom
Starting point is 00:13:08 a lot of funny things, but she does not, she's never liked him. It's well back before the hint of a political thing. She's a New Yorker. She was on Rosie O'Donnell's side. Probably. Oh, I don't know. That's a good question. I forgot about Rosie.
Starting point is 00:13:26 But anyway, she just has never liked the person, even the entertainer or whatever, you know, the mobile. And so this has just been tough. So anyway, I might just give it a couple of days, let it cool down if it does. Seriously, why did he, why, like, you know what, this needs a demon? This needs, this photo, this needs, this needs the mountain. Why did it look like the mountain when he was going out to fight?
Starting point is 00:13:52 What's his name? I'm not sure. Man, I don't know what the hell. What's our boy's name? Maybe I could see, like, someone tried to say it was supposed to be an angel with wings and, like, it was like a halo with Thor? I don't know. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:14:05 Well, the first one was- Jesus Trump, if you guys were. So the original was released by our friend Nick Adams. Your friend. Yeah, how many stakes this year, do you think? You're aligned with it. And in the image, that was a soldier in the background. When Trump posted it, the soldier had been edited into whatever kind of creature that was.
Starting point is 00:14:25 So someone was like, let's make a minor tweak and then you can post it. Yeah, dude. I don't think he did it himself. No, probably not. I don't think he's dealing with Claude and chat GPT right now. He's not a demon to the background. He's not a gem and I on Google. Make no mistakes.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I need less demonic imagery. Like in general. That's something I've been trying to like cut out. That's your 2026 initiative? No, I'm not saying it's an initiative, but like, just like I was thinking about it recently. I was like, what are some things I need to cut out of my life? And demonic imagery was one of them. Which is why I'm worried about you.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Well, the Pope is weak on crime. So, no. He doesn't. Okay. It's the poll. Yeah. I've told my, it got posted in too much group chat.
Starting point is 00:15:22 If you're not a White Sox fan, you probably didn't see this, but they're going to be giving away the Pope hats with the White Sox-like branding and stuff. The now defunct Twitter account, so I'm going to, I told my aunts and uncles, and I'm,
Starting point is 00:15:35 because I'm like, someone has to go get one of these. If I was in Chicago, I'd go to that game. I got a Brad Davis, bobblehead in my Easter basket. This year? You know Brad Davis is?
Starting point is 00:15:44 No. Dylan, there's no way you know Brad Davis. I don't. He was a Dallas Maverick from the 80s, white guy. His numbers retired. A good player, not a household name, clearly. But my dad- Retired?
Starting point is 00:15:58 Not a household name? Like original team. Okay. Like Mavs. Got it. Dallas in like 1980 or whatever. But does radio voice, color commentary or did?
Starting point is 00:16:09 I don't know. But long story short, my dad like went to a game with my nephew, got a Brad Davis bobblehead. I was like, maybe you want this. I was like, yeah, I guess. I guess I'll put it on my desk next to my Luca. Just a juxtaposition. I only collect white, white Dallas Mavericks bobbleheads apparently of varying abilities. The white socks are always doing.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I'm assuming every ballpark does, but the white socks always do so many different promotional ticket things. And some of them are good. Like my Margaritaville had, I really do enjoy still. That is good. You know what else is good? Our Patreon. Tomorrow, exactly five or? Exactly five minutes, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Sure about that? Yep. All right. Exactly five. I'll put up a prompt later. We've got to replenish the spreadsheet, that is. Oh, wait, hold on. We need to pick out a theme for this week.
Starting point is 00:17:01 It's good. Some people start calling. We don't have a theme thing. We'll do it tomorrow. Oh, shit. Yeah. Theme week announced tomorrow for the end of the last Tuesday. Listener of voicemails last week was just Randy and I.
Starting point is 00:17:11 I thought we did a good job. Like I said on Thursday's episode, I think they were some of the best calls ever. They're very unique and fun calls. I thought they were the best answers ever. Oh. That's a lot of people who were saying. They're like, I don't know what's different about this show. I was reading that a certain perspective was missing from the answers, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:28 What's that the dumbass perspective? Unkind gestures. Okay. That's enough. Was there any feedback? I didn't look. I think someone was clarifying that it was five to the power of the age for the LeBron question.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I think we were kind of getting worried about that. But still, I mean. Did you know about this one? He told me about it. It ended up. It's a pretty good thought. It's a fun one. And like I'm pretty sure anything close to puberty is out.
Starting point is 00:18:03 So I'm, I'm even like saying like, I need single digits. Yeah. Nine is what I, yeah, which just popped into my head. Even that's questionable, I think, in some activities. Yeah. Go listen to the Patreon, voicemails to go hear the whole discussion. Man, you know what my son loves? My Lola Blanket.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Let's talk about it. This weekend and fun, presented by our good friends at Lola Blankets. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Let's just go have fun. and they're going on. Little more trials, let's go. I've been on this wind down ritual. Wine. Not wine, Dylan. But sometimes that's involved. No, seriously, Lola Blankets.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I'm watching, I'm watching episodes of Hulu television. Thanks for giving me that login. I've got that Lola blanket. We have one on our couch. We have one on our bed. My parents have one. I gave it as a gift. It's the best blanket, period.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Freaking love it. There's a little fight over who gets to use it when it's me, Parks and Chelts in the living room. Parks usually wins out. I get it because it's the world's number one blanket crafted with ultra soft luxury faux fur and a signature four-way stretch. It sets it apart. Stretches four ways. Yeah. It's machine, it's machine washable, which is huge when you have a two-year-old who really likes the blanket, which I do. But sometimes I find like granola bar stuff stuck to it, honey from the honey toast, I made them. It's a dirty thing. And I just, you know, I just. throw it in the washer and it's very easy. Double hem for durability stays flawless, no shedding, even after repeated washes. That's, that's key. You ever have a blanket that sheds? Not fun. No, thank you. Not good. I've got the large doing it. It sounds like you need the XL if you're trying to get the whole fam under there. Get the whole squad under there. Get them all under there. They also make weighted blankets for calming therapeutic vibes. Don't miss the matching pillows,
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Starting point is 00:20:33 Ah, Dylan. Ooh, thank you. I will gladly go first here. Pretty great weekend, actually. Parks had two baseball games. The first one was on Friday. Listen, they're not very good. His team, that is.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Keep taking L's and we have one win so far out of like five games. It's all right. They start slow. That's right. Parks is playing some center field, man. And he's like weirdly, like, not weirdly, impressively good at it. Like he's gotten, he's catching like deep fly balls.
Starting point is 00:21:04 That's great. He's running down line drives. He's getting the ball in real fast. He's hitting his cutoff, man. That's something that gets overlooked in Little League. He dove for a ball yesterday. Love it. He didn't come up with it, but I'm like, my kid's diving for fly balls in the outfield.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Like, what's going on here? So I'm, he's putting together good at bats. He's, he's an asset on that team. I like a, I like a player that does the little things. Yeah. It's the cutoff man. Yeah. T-ball, you know, runs through first base, runs the base as well.
Starting point is 00:21:34 This guy that was about twice his size was pitching against him yesterday. And he was throwing gas. Like, he's, he's like, coach's. kid does gas. Parks put a good swing on it, man. And he flyed out, but he got he got good. Earned respect. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Not an easy out. No, he's, no, he's not, he's not just a hole in that lineup, man. He's going to, he's going to put the bat on the ball. So he's doing all right. His team kind of stinky. They can't, they can't make any plays on the infield. Wait, hold up. They just kicked the ball around.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Did you get any feedback on that? No. I saw one Reddit thing that wasn't helpful at all. It was a hot dog doing that. That doesn't seem very helpful. I did see someone on YouTube try to explain it to us, so I'll try to find that really quick. Okay, says Dylan, it's called the scuba dance, and it's from a song called Scuba Juk. It got popular on TikTok, then NFL players, NBA, Fortnite, I think, et cetera, started doing it.
Starting point is 00:22:31 So I don't know if that really helps out too much. It does. It helps. We probably can't listen to that song. Probably not. But yeah, look up. Scuba Juk. We have walk-up song.
Starting point is 00:22:42 The kids have walk-up songs, and there was an old bag of bones who was, I think that, like, the grandfather on the other team, and he had a big problem with the music, not necessarily the, like, the choice of music, but the fact that these kids had walk-up songs. That's a whole school ballpark. He was loudly complaining to everyone with an earshot, like, everyone in the stands. Okay, can I? They were like, they were like, he was like, these kids, they're not professionals, they don't need walk-up music.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Oh, it's a step too far. This guy hated the Pimento cheese hats at the Masters. And we were just like, dude, I know this is hard for you to believe, but this isn't about you. It's about the kids. They love it. They're having fun. This is a Savannah bananas. This is harmless fun.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Like, maybe calm down. You calm down with your podcast. He got into it with a couple of parents. They were sitting around. Yeah. Or more like they got into it with him. Back in my day, the only walk up we did was walking up and paying a nickel. for a cup of ice cream.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Guys upset because if they wanted to do that when he was a kid, they'd have to bring like a freaking record player out there. Yeah, that's right. And you know what? Back in my day, if you got hit by a pitch, you put your dukes up and you fought up like... Like this, dude.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah, like a gentleman. We fought with honor. Saturday we did Pine House with my... We took my dad. Did you do the deep dish? Not deep dish. I talked to Chelsea about that and we're going to hit it real soon, but we stuck to the spot. Breaking news.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Pinehouse and then Project Hail Mary, which I'll get into. We would have never gone to a pizza place. Italians, get out of here. Not in my America. Pizza? No, no, no. We ate chicken. Boiled.
Starting point is 00:24:32 No salt or pepper. All right, I'm done. I'm sorry. I ruined your weekend. You did. No. You did. day, like I said, baseball game, and then I just watched the Masters.
Starting point is 00:24:42 No, it's pretty much yet. Now, that's a proper golf tournament. I knew one of the guys who founded it. Clifford. Oh, Cliff, they called him. Yep. I agree with everything he had to say about it. Whoa, this is a different character.
Starting point is 00:24:59 All right. Okay. All right, well, that's a sick weekend, man. What's Park's Walk Up song? You've told us, but remind me? It's that Kendrick song. I forgot what it's called. It goes, mustard.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Ah, turn his TV on. Yeah. It's called, yeah. That one. Like I was gonna do this, like I was gonna wrap the song. You could do it. Hold on, I got something to add to the show.
Starting point is 00:25:24 I should point out that it's the radio version of that song. Yeah, I get that. Randy. Hi, Dave. I did some stuff over the weekend. It wasn't as bleak as some people would like to believe. I don't know, man. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Friday I did play a lot of video games, so that was pretty bleak. But Saturday was a day. Went to the Renfair. If you saw on at Ray and Trebaki on Instagram, you saw some stuff. I even threw some stuff up on the circling back stories. So what's the deal?
Starting point is 00:25:53 Like him and Stimpy broke up, and so it's just Ren. You idiot. The Renaissance. You understand? It was a bad Nickelodeon joke. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Yeah. The other than was Rennie and Stimpy. I know you guys have done it. Stimby. You idiot. That's one of your better ones. Thank you. God does a killer Wren.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I love pinky in the brain. Same era. You sent me something on Slack. Okay. Pinky in the... Never mind. Look at that later. Anyways, run fair, went there.
Starting point is 00:26:25 It was a fun time. Try to Gede. If you saw that... Okay. Yeah, yeah. I was enjoying the Gide content. Did you see about this? A lot of people are drinking Gede.
Starting point is 00:26:33 So it's a... What is that? It's a Guinness and Mead. Okay. Which is better than a Gede. That sounds like a terrible combination. It wasn't that good. I had...
Starting point is 00:26:41 I had to. As soon as I saw that, I was like, all right, we've done Gonsters. Might as well. Okay, so the tavern went, she served it to you. Did she spit in it? No. What? No spit. I didn't request. Don't they have to, like, serve it to you in like a funny way where it's like you're all in Paris? No, they usually, I mean, you can get it served, but they're usually like, here you go, my lord. Would that be cash or magic money? And then they for your credit card. Magic money. Magic money. some real dork shit i love it we call that uh student loans or actually no we call that uh p pp loans
Starting point is 00:27:17 so forgiven completely we should have taken advantage yeah we should have instead uh randy just took a a p p p loan what's that about what is that about uh but that they know the renfair was a big part and then sunday i watched all of one stroke of the masters and that was brory hitting it into his last joke because I saw you guys posting too much I'm like oh I should probably watch the end of this and then he just like hit it in and I was like yeah I'm like okay well that's all the masters I watched his final put his final spot
Starting point is 00:27:49 yeah what not his final stroke I mean I guess technically yeah it was his that would be sad if your final stroke was televised someone did if you uh you'll get this joke if you listen to the voicemails someone in the chat said I'm glad that Rory didn't have to crap his pants to win. Right. I was a hypothetical that someone hit us with.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Well, that's good. I'm glad you tuned in. I can't wait to get your insight later on in the bit larger segment. That was about it. But yeah, I enjoyed the rent fare. It's always a fun time. Looking forward to my next one. Have you made any additions to your costume?
Starting point is 00:28:30 No, that's a big thing. Like, next time I do the rent fare, I want to do a completely new character. Like the past four that I've gone to, the only four, have all been kind of a variation of the same thing, same type of armor, and I just been reusing stuff. So I want to completely do something new next time. You should go as the Pope. I could.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I could. Or just a friar. Or I can go as a demon in the sky above AI, Trump Jesus. Demon in the sky. We don't know if it's a demon. But, you know, it's an interesting creature. Whatever. It looks like it has armor on. I want to go more with a druid or maybe a
Starting point is 00:29:08 pirate or maybe a nobleman those are my three i'm looking at okay eye liner no if i did pirate i would people do like an angry pirate what what's that okay or like a happy pirate i'm not happy i understood that joke david i don't know what this guy's problem is all right are you done with the weekend yeah what was your weekend uh as you know i was out thursday uh was on a plane went to uh Philadelphia area for my uncle's funeral to everybody who shot me the recommendations and the condolences I always appreciated but the the people were like I gotta go here in Philly got to go to angelo's got to go to Angelo's don Vito went there nobody said that no one said that no but I was staying I was near campus I was near Villanova so I was I was like not I was like 15 minutes away from like downtown
Starting point is 00:30:06 I'm feeling all that. Anyway. Let's talk about that. A lot of family stuff, dinners. Shout out to DePaul's table. I had a great filet. I thought, I don't know what I expected. But it is a steakhouse.
Starting point is 00:30:26 We went Thursday night, late. I had a great filet. Unbelievable good. I was very, very surprised. No offense to the Northeast. I just didn't expect to get that great of a cut of beef there. So apologize. Friday had the procession or the mass, the funeral Catholic, the church there on campus,
Starting point is 00:30:46 Villanova, a very beautiful campus, Villanova. I would expect that to be a pretty campus. It sounds like it's going to be a pretty campus, right? Yeah. You know, I kept noticing a guy, not the priest, but so my uncle was a big dog official, N-C-A official, a Hall of Famer. And I was like, okay. Who's that guy that looks very familiar up there?
Starting point is 00:31:08 He wasn't the priest, but he was a deacon. Of course, it was a veteran NBA official and ESPN analyst Steve Javvy. Was back there. Was a deacon doing part of the procession and stuff. Steve Javvy, a face and name you would know. Steve. Very distinct look. He's apparently a Villanova guy in his retirement.
Starting point is 00:31:30 He's like a permanent deacon. Oh, yeah. I was like, okay. there's Steve Javvy up there. Interesting. Very nice. It was a very, very beautiful proceeding. Great weather up there too, which made it really nice.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Had a nice lunch afterward, went home, got a nap, got a full body lift in. They got a great hotel gym where I stayed. And I had it all to myself for 90% of it. And it was quiet in there. And then another kid came in. And there was just two of us in there. And it was, they didn't have music playing. It was kind of awkward.
Starting point is 00:32:08 You chat with him? No, he was a young man. And I almost, I wanted to approach him. He was probably like 18, 19. He went right. He walked in, went right to the bench and just started doing chess stuff. And I wanted to be like, dude, I really need you to warm up a little bit. I don't like you just going and grabbing the dumbbells and just going hard.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Like he wasn't particularly, it was a bigger kid. It looked like a. That's what I do. I don't warm off. You're an idiot. And I don't want this. kid to be an idiot. You got to warm up, kid. Don't want to get hurt later in life. Just goes in, just starts going. He's just hitting chest hard. Anyway, it was really awkward. There's two people in
Starting point is 00:32:46 there, and you could hear every grunt, every breath. Yeah? Tell me more. Yeah, you want to talk offline? I'll tell you about it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay. Anyway, got back Saturday. We had a T-ball game ourselves. Let's see. I hate, so they have to play like every position. They don't get to be. It's not like my kids is the first baseman.
Starting point is 00:33:14 He had to play catcher. And catcher gets no action in T-ball. It sucks. There's not, they don't, if there's a play at the plate, it's because the pitcher runs home and tries to make the out at home, which is fun.
Starting point is 00:33:24 That's the way it should be, I guess. But like, you're just back there catching. Catching for T-ball is kind of a beating. And I get, whatever. It's not really a pitch to catch. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Three for three, again, just lacing the ball to the left side of the infield. There's something he's doing where if he's leading off the inning, he goes out there. He gets in front of the tee before the ball is even placed on there and just gets in position, like while they're waiting for everybody to get out to their position and just locks in. Instead of like being off to the side, taking practice swings, he just sits there for like a minute straight, ready to go. He's charging up. And I want to be like, buddy, you don't have to do that yet. But I'm like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:34:07 I'm not going to interfere because he hits the ball. He does a good job. But it is very funny to the point to where people are like, he's locked in, dude. I'm like, yeah, I know. I don't. He's just sitting there. He's like, you can tell he's working on his position. He's like elbow up, shoulder down.
Starting point is 00:34:24 You need to have him start doing bits out there, like call him for time. How funny would that be if a T-ball call for time? well, I'm not call for a, might be calling for an ump that understands that a ball that doesn't get into the, into the grass is a foul ball. That's all. I'm not saying, they're kids, they're kids. But I'm just saying, like, if we're going to be consistent here, we got to, what if, like, the ball that goes a foot in front of the tee?
Starting point is 00:34:51 What if that's a foul ball? Like, it is every other time instead of a fair ball and everybody's looking around. Like, am I supposed to throw it? I'm like, buddy, I'm sorry. This person doesn't know the rules. But, come on, blue. that's clearly a fall. The dad's like, no, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:35:07 What's up with these walk-up songs? We're like, look at each other like, well, I guess we're going to out of the 18th this time. No, seriously. No, they don't watch the Masters. Yeah, it was great. I'm going to bitch a little bit about my flight home. I'm going to bitch a little bit about American Airlines.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I'm not going to tag them on Twitter, but I'm going to complain about my seat cushion, it feels like it ended too early. I had the middle seat, which I should have just paid the $40 for the upgrade, but $40 for an upgrade seemed like excessive. Yeah, that is excessive. Upgrade meaning to the aisle seat. My seat didn't go, my cushion didn't go back far enough. So the back part of my, my little buttocks was just kind of on a metal bar. You cute little buttocks. So I was like, so I'm just sitting on this the whole time. So I had to sit with my butt scooted up in bad position so my back's a little jacked up. Did you, did you think that's worth, was our full flight?
Starting point is 00:36:11 That one was. Okay, I was gonna say maybe you tell a flight. I didn't wanna make a deal. I don't wanna make a deal. I don't wanna make those seats like Velcroed in because they're removable. Maybe they just need to adjust it. Maybe. It's probably well.
Starting point is 00:36:21 You're probably right. Dave, your seat doubles as a flotation device. Do you even listen? Well, with my luck, I like un-velcro it and the flotation device like pops up. I don't even know, dude. Guy next to me, I get, I sit down. All time embarrassing moment for this, dude. This guy was clueless, clueless boomer alert.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Like me sitting in the wrong seat? This is worse than that. Dude, I did a whole column about traveling with a boomer, my dad. Dude, this, this is one that I could, no, I don't think he would make this mistake. He has like an iPad, he's got headphones on. And I sit down, I'm hearing music. And I'm like, and it's, but it just sounds like elevator music. And I'm like, okay, I guess they're doing in-flight.
Starting point is 00:37:03 preloading, you know, boarding music. Because it's loud. And I sit down, I'm like, what's going on? And this guy's got headphones in. And like the flight attendant is like walking around. He's looking. He's like, walks over to this dude. He goes, sir, sir.
Starting point is 00:37:20 And a guy like takes his headphones off. He goes, you can't play music from your, you have to have it connected to your headphones. He's like, oh, I got headphones right here. He goes, yeah, it's playing from your. He goes, oh. He's like turning it. up on the thing. It's like, why, I can't hear it. It was just blaring. And people were like walking by.
Starting point is 00:37:38 I'm sitting there. And like, once I realized what was happening, I was, like, annoyed. And I wanted to tell him, but I also didn't want, I had a three hour flight with this dude. I don't want to like, I really didn't want to interact. Just to fly at home. I'm tired. And like, it was, it was embarrassing. He thought it was coming through his headphones. That's how loud it was. I've made that mistake before, but like, never in public on a plane. Like, I've definitely been like, it doesn't, and then I have to take a headphone. I'm like, okay. And the way I usually do is I move the phone around and then like if it sounds different. I'm like, okay.
Starting point is 00:38:06 But it was, I've never done it on the plane. The look, the look of judgment on this flight attendant's face, dude, he was like disgusted. He was like, ugh. And I heard something for the first time on the flight there that they
Starting point is 00:38:17 reminded people that it's a quiet cabin. So if you don't have headphones, you can't listen to or watch stuff, which I was very appreciative of. I feel like all the flights I have recently have been really stressing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:28 That's good. You'll be proud to know also. I didn't, I got up zero times on the way back. Zero P.P. On a three hour, 20 minute flight. Dog behavior. I'm proud of you, Dave.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Good job. Yeah. Yeah, that was my Sunday. I forgot. It was pretty much just booking a bunch of travel. Very fun. Oh, that must be nice, dude. Would that set you back?
Starting point is 00:38:47 I don't want to talk about it. No, let's talk about it. You brought it up. Well, that's, that was about it. We were still on this weekend and fun segment. So I thought, you know what? No, dude. I want to know how much you spent on travel.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Just kidding. But I am going to London, UK. And I think I've got my, my itinerary. kind of figured out for the three days I'm going to be you could leverage Claude for that I did I did a lot and now I've I've gotten a pretty good understanding of what I'm going to be doing it's the Claude also I had a little a little back and forth with Claude uh I was asking about these certain things and I'm like well I'm going to be there 19th through 22nd they're like well the 19th is a Thursday and they're closed Tuesdays and they're closed I'm like on first of all the 19th is which day
Starting point is 00:39:33 this like castle I was trying to I'm thinking about going to I'm like first of all the 19th is a Friday not a Thursday and then you're saying it'd be closed on what you think
Starting point is 00:39:42 is a Saturday and then I had a back and forth being like why aren't you checking a calendar and it was like oh I just like just assumed and thought I was like okay
Starting point is 00:39:49 that's that's the part with AI where I'm like it seems like that's a very simple thing to do is just check a calendar make sure you have the right date so I had to be a little
Starting point is 00:39:58 strict with Claude I didn't like that dude's beeping with Claude do so at your own peril, buddy. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, firm but fair. You got to be polite. I was, I was, I was very polite, but I said, hey, like, I don't care if it takes you
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Starting point is 00:41:17 Golf. Golfs. It truly is the best week in golf. It's so much fun. It might be the best week in sports for me. It's, it is. It has all of my attention. I absolutely love watching the Masters.
Starting point is 00:41:30 We complained. I don't know if you, I don't think you were a part of that show where we, or you guys talked about it Thursday. actually. Dylan had a very good level-headed take. On the par three stuff? On the Masters and Golf in general. It was applauded and people were shitting on my takes on Spotify, but that's fine.
Starting point is 00:41:46 I feel like Dave's not going to love my take, though. Why is that? I love most of your takes. He's going to hate my take even more. My take was that golf takes itself a little too seriously overall. How so? The way it celebrates the legends of the game, like, at all. at every turn the way that's a bad take i don't think so um like the traditions are okay i said
Starting point is 00:42:16 like when i when i play around a golf with my friends and at the end they were removing hats and we're shaking hands i that feels a little uncomfortable to me i'm like i don't know we're friends like this isn't a tournament we were just talking shit to each other for the last four and a half hours like they don't you know that kind of thing okay you don't have to do that though I'm the only one who doesn't do it and it's like, oh, this fucking guy, you know. It's just, I don't know, man. Your friends aren't.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Now, I understand. It's getting a little thin up top for some of us. Keep the hat on. That's why I keep mine on. You take your hat off at the end of a round. Depends on how hot it is. My hair looks really shitty when it's sweaty. Like, usually it looks bad normally.
Starting point is 00:42:56 You should see it when it's sweaty. Okay. No, I don't, I mean, no, I don't agree with that. Let's hear your takes. I think you're... I don't think it's a... It's a take, it's a, no offense, I'm not mean this to, but it's a take from somebody who's not that into golf, like, normal people who aren't like the golf hardos or golf sickos, if you will. That's, that's what they, they would say.
Starting point is 00:43:18 And that's, I get it from the outside looking in, like, yeah, but that's part of an individual sport like golf. And it's, it is rooted in a lot of, it's a game where you keep your own score. So there is a gentlemanly aspect to it. where you are policing yourself basically. So there's a lot of stuff that takes itself, you know. Too seriously? I guess. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:46 You would hate my takes about it too, where I think that this whole thing with the hats and merch at the thing is people take themselves too seriously. Is it that big of a deal that they're selling some hats? And then also that the Masters is like the Super Bowl. They're going to have the most eyes on them. Of course they're going to try to do like some things. Like, I get the Masters needs to stay traditional and like it doesn't need to grow.
Starting point is 00:44:08 But the PGA is a business that's trying to grow golf. Well, they're separate. But yeah. I mean, but the PG, the Masters is the biggest thing for golf. They're going to try to do stuff to get more people involved in golf. But I get it. Golf is built on a tradition of trying to keep certain people out. That's Randy's take.
Starting point is 00:44:23 I don't, I don't agree with Randy on that. On that merch. I mean, it doesn't, it's not that they're trying to sell, quote, some hats. It's that those some hats suck. I think, and they're shit. Oh, yeah. I just think that in general, it's like people are going to wait. It's not just, but it's, those hats have been the, what are they called?
Starting point is 00:44:39 The big letter hats. These block letter hats. The rope hats. Those have been, those have been permeating golf for like, you know, five or six years. And like to see Augusta doing it, it's kind of weird. Pull up egg salad, not official, as we learned, not an official hat. Oh, I thought it was. They do a pimento hat.
Starting point is 00:44:57 They do. This guy, this guy's been there, I think, two years in a row now. Here's my issue. And he has the front row right behind. Is it 16, I believe? It's you to 12. I think it's 16. I think you're right. Yeah, it's a T shot at 16, that par three, and he sits there every day with his next cell. And it's loud as hell. He wants you to see it.
Starting point is 00:45:14 I don't, okay. I have an issue with the same people being back there. I don't like that I'm recognizing. Marlin Man, pretty much, of golf. Exactly. I don't like that I'm recognizing people from last year. Like, not even this guy. There was a woman back there. I'm like, she, I've seen her before. Also, to get, to get Masters tickets two years in a row. How does one do that? Corporate tickets. They don't do corporate tickets, do they at the master's? I think you can get them through.
Starting point is 00:45:43 There used to be some kind of... He has connections. Maybe he's a member. I'm making. I don't know. If he is, he got revoked this morning, yeah. I don't know. But I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Okay. Like, here's where I like everything, the opposite of what you said, really, about August. I do like that they are. the ones that are kind of the gate keep a little bit on like to an extent. I like it's unique in sport
Starting point is 00:46:16 in that way. And like I get that like definitely the actual tournament and keeping a traditional and all that. It seems like majority of it is and they want to keep that but like the par three stuff and everyone getting mad of that I don't know. See that part three stuff Jason Kelsey didn't, he ended up it was fine. It wasn't that big of a deal and I was ready to
Starting point is 00:46:33 jump and pounce on that. And Kevin, yeah, Kevin Hart seem very pain. The Kevin Hart thing just wasn't good. It was weird. He seemed tame for Kevin Hart. It did. It seemed like he was told like, hey, we've got to do, we got to do Kevin Hart at about 60%. Yeah. Which is with Bryson, who's not a particularly, like, funny guy. It was just very odd. I get it. I mean, the masters, they don't have the best history, as we talked about. I do like the lore though I like being reminded of that stuff oh the master's lore I'm obsessed with
Starting point is 00:47:10 don't don't get twisted yeah not all of it not all of it yeah they tore down the hooters like what's the point even anymore how about that golf sickos John Daly doesn't have anything to do anymore yeah what did he do what was the
Starting point is 00:47:27 I'm not a big golf guy but were these same type of people like super upset with how John Daly was back in the day? I bet he was, I bet there was a lot of blowback, mainly from that old guy at Dylan's baseball game. Yeah. I mean, because John Daly was, yeah. I mean, he was, he's like the party boy of golf.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah, he's Arkansas. He had the loud pants. Arkansas had a just ravishing, just absurd mullet. All in all, I will say, yesterday was a kind of weird day from, you know, The broadcast overall was odd. There were some moments where you're like, what just happened? Sam Burns on two where they show him hitting his like third shot, the one, it didn't happen like previous.
Starting point is 00:48:18 It was when Sam Burns was like still like well in the mix, his second hole, he still went off the lead. And you're like, wait, what happened? What are you doing a second shot? Like what went on there? They didn't even show it. They didn't tell you what happened. Like, okay. And there's just some little things.
Starting point is 00:48:32 also whatever went down on 18 where they didn't know where the ball was which I've never seen happen in a tournament like this Rory?
Starting point is 00:48:47 It was yeah it was insane where no one knew the camera crew is just showing and everybody's like where's the fucking ball and the broadcast
Starting point is 00:48:56 doesn't know and the way he was acting it was like okay he didn't like top it or something but but like he's got to get a bogey to get out of here with the win right uh they didn't show it was very odd and no i'm young's second shot either they didn't know where that one went they said
Starting point is 00:49:11 they didn't know that either i think i think i think one went left of the gallery it was it was just weird yeah and it was just uh to have that on 18 um overall i will say a little bit of a disappointing sunday uh still riveting but like back nine it felt like nobody really like outside of scotty who went off but Scotty you know he was what eight shots nine shots back at one point during the during the week like nobody had anything uh cam yong like i think he parted out on the uh on the second nine there and uh that was the guy i was like i'm ready for this duel i'm ready for this back and forth rory was 12 under after friday and shot even par the rest of the tournament he was sick yeah he had six shot lead i i kind of had bought into the well it's it's over
Starting point is 00:50:04 thing. Yeah. Like he's going to just, this is going to be like no less than a five-shot lead going into Sunday. But it wasn't like that, which is great. But I thought Cam Young would have a little bit more. And he didn't.
Starting point is 00:50:15 And Rose, you know, Rose made it really interesting. Scotty made it interesting. Scotty was, Scottie was great, dude. That put on 17 was so close.
Starting point is 00:50:24 I'm pretty sure how Tongue leave tanked Scottie. Dude, yes. He would never admit it, Scotty, but like, dude. On 13. 13 the 10 was he yes god he had to wait for 20 minutes well how tongue lee looked for his ball in the woods that's so infuriating yeah i like i know as a professional like it shouldn't matter that much but like i don't know i don't know if you believe in momentum in the game of golf but it's like maybe 11
Starting point is 00:50:52 dude come on either way well because he had just taken a triple uh he had just taken a triple oh he fell apart. He putted into the water on 13 also. Yeah. That's really tough. You know, you never want to put into the water. I was in that position at Spanish with our buddy Ryan recently where I was like, these guys are on the green ready to like putt and I'm like, I'm fucking over here. Like, I should probably pick up, but I'm not. I don't want to show the guys that I'm not giving up. But also like I should just pick up because I'm slowing us down. We're now behind pace. It even says so on the cart. I have a Cam Young take. Have you heard that they bring this up a little bit,
Starting point is 00:51:35 but it's well known that Cam doesn't really read his putts, his caddy reads his putts for him? I don't like knowing that. It makes me think less of the player. And I know this is probably a bad take. I just don't like knowing that the guy's not doing most of the green work. And I know he's not the only one out there. And you're always going to have your caddies,
Starting point is 00:51:56 you know, if you want it, bring your caddy in, help you read it. It still bothered me to know that that's just out there and like, yes, his Kis Caddy's doing most of the heavy lifting. It's like, it's like almost like a singer. It's like finding out that your favorite artist doesn't write all of his songs or most of his songs.
Starting point is 00:52:16 It's like, okay. All right. Yeah. Interesting. I got a question about Rory. Please. So he didn't play like the previous three tournaments leading up to the Masters
Starting point is 00:52:27 because, well, A, he said he doesn't like particularly enjoy those tournaments. It's like you don't like any of the Texas tournaments. But he, yeah, but he, I think Tiger used to be the same way. Anyway, he was traveling back and forth between his home and Augusta. Yeah. To play lots and lots of golf at Augusta National leading up practice rounds. Yeah. So my question is, is that a privilege only afforded to guys who have won?
Starting point is 00:52:52 Because he's an honorary member. Like, could Kim Young have done the same thing if he wanted to? because that is that is such a leg up i don't think so if that's the case but i might be wrong about that monitor the chat on this i would love to know i don't know i don't think he did anything wrong by doing that it's totally up if it's one of the benefits yeah but i just wonder if that's a privilege that he gets and only past winners get good question very good question some ball knower in the in the chat if you know the answer to that please let me know somebody listened to a golf pod in the last 24 hours. Let us know. I will say,
Starting point is 00:53:27 Roy, like, didn't even play that well. Like, if you watched him on, like, Friday, he had, like, a, he was missing fareways, like, crazy. Like, he did not drive the ball well. And yesterday, like, okay, he had the sick shot on 12, the part three, where he did, you know, they'll tell you, Jack, Tiger. Yeah. Go over the bunker. Middle of the green. Don't go for that flag. We saw what happened to Spieth, our boy. He just went at it. And that was sick. It was.
Starting point is 00:53:54 That was kind of the shot of the tournament. Then he had on 16 the putt from behind the green, the part three. That was nasty. But it was kind of over then. Did you think when on 18 on the shot we were just talking about that they couldn't find after his T shot? But his T shot, I've never seen one that far right. It was very far. It was hard to figure out if he was going to clip those trees.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Because the way the Tracer was going, I need to get, that's one T shot I want to see in person. You went. Did you happen to see 18? Yeah. Because it seems like a lot of, like most dudes have trouble there. You rarely see a guy who plays 18 consistently well. It's a very unpleasing T shot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:31 To the eye. Straight shot, that bunker's in play. Because you want to bend it right. If you rip one down the middle, you have a chance of catching that fairway. So you want to fade it. But not too much. Not too much because you get in that tree line, you're in trouble. He went so far right that he cleared the trouble of those trees.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Like Tiger, Tiger in 2019 needed to make bogey to get out of there, hits it right. then he has to lay up, then he has a wedge in, two puts. I think my only complaint with Augustine National is that the two finishing holes are just not very exciting holes. Especially that last stroke. 17. Thank you, Randy. 17 and 18 are just like, they're just holes at Augusta National.
Starting point is 00:55:09 I like 18. I think 18 is good. 17, I know they've lengthened it like a little bit. But 18, I think 18 given the fact that like it's just such a, on TV at least, it looks excel impossible like as a guy who uh i don't know two-way misses he he bogeyed it the last the last two wins he bogied 18 on it on sunday you don't want to go into 18 needing a par no that's that's a lot you definitely don't really want to go into it needing a birdie can i interest you in rory's whoop stats during his round of golf please his heart rate spiked to
Starting point is 00:55:46 135 and this comes to us from Kurt Badenhausen I think he was quote tweeted by Darren Rebell which makes you think it is legit heart rate spiked to 135 with this during his t-shot in 18 105 on his winning put which was like what final stroke ready five inches so that's not a you know is it tap in 150 max heart rate during his celebration he did over 24,000 steps on Sunday. His resting heart rate all week was between 47 and 49 beats per minute, which is pretty crazy. A sub 50 resting is good. It is. Okay. And that's that. I wonder what, I wonder if, how that T shot on 18 compares to other T shots. Yeah, I do too. That information is not in that tweet. See, that kind of makes me want to get back into the Woop game. I would love to know, like,
Starting point is 00:56:39 when I play golf, what my shit looks like. Yeah. You know, for, uh, to go play for two days. $135.35 is really high. $1.35 is a lot. 150's way up there. Good for him. Yeah. So I don't know if this is accurate, but so in the chat says that
Starting point is 00:56:58 invitation to play in the Masters equals temp member can play as long as there are openings. Okay. And then also KJ's making like Condoleezza Rice jokes in the chat or something like that. Okay, we'll get to that. Give me the, wait, give me the joke.
Starting point is 00:57:13 KJ said KDala Lisa invited him as a member guest. Okay. I doubt that's true. Yeah. What's the username of the guy who gave us the info? Jared. Oh, I was hoping to be something funny. No, no.
Starting point is 00:57:30 And then also people are saying to Dylan talk about the Texas and Texas A&M baseball series. If not, he's a coward. I don't know what that means. Oh, yeah. We could talk about it when we talk about the Texas Tech. stuff. Okay, sure. Damn.
Starting point is 00:57:46 I didn't follow this. The Sunday game got rained out, so they played Friday, Saturday, and Texas lost both games. Game one was good. A&M's got a nasty lineup. They do. I'll give it to them. That's a good ball team.
Starting point is 00:58:03 I think their pitching is like tier two SEC, but their bats are tier one. They're very, very good. So technically a sweep, but they didn't play the third game. Tim, I can't believe you hadn't brought that up yet. Put a big guy. Well, I mentioned it on Thursday. be an exciting series because Schoss was going back to college station. Did they boo him?
Starting point is 00:58:22 Oh, yeah. Every time, every time he was, he set foot on the field, he got booed. Yeah. The bubbles, man.
Starting point is 00:58:28 And their tradition in A&M is they have these little bubble guns. And they just fill the air with bubbles. And it gets, it's like floating around the field. I don't know how it's allowed. It's fucking insane. Classic, uh,
Starting point is 00:58:40 T-Sip over here, bro. Doesn't like the bubbles. Dude, during the broadcast, they're showing the shot from the outfield. Like, they're like the guy's pitching and their bubbles are,
Starting point is 00:58:47 just floating around his head. It's ridiculous. They should, I don't know if they do, but have you seen like the cosmic baseball where they like do a bunch of neon? You ever seen those? That sounds like some fucking banana. It's similar to it.
Starting point is 00:58:59 No, I don't like that at all. To Savannah bananas. There's kids. There are like neon bubbles that you could do and I'd be kind of sick to see in that environment. Either way. Why do they have walk-up songs? Oh, Sergio had another meltdown.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Yeah, someone was asking if you got to talk about Sergio. I'm so, out on Sergio. I can't stand that dude, man. Ever since we saw him undressed that interviewer in Austin, after a simple question, I was like, dude, you're just a dickhead. He is a dickhead. I can't, I'm so out on Sergio. That was funny. Was this an interviewer that was on a boat
Starting point is 00:59:33 with him? Yeah, it wasn't us. He actually played, I, did I honestly, can't tell you something, I thought about that yesterday. I kind of cringe about that interview. It wasn't, he was, he was cool. But the shit I asked, I was like, what? That's not, I could have done. That could have been better. The interviewer, he said, so now that you live in Austin, blah, blah, blah, and he goes,
Starting point is 00:59:56 I don't live in Austin. He goes, I don't live in Austin. And that's all he offered. It's like, okay, I'll just go on to my next question. I wonder if that was like, I don't want the tax purposes. I don't want people knowing my. Yeah, I don't know what the situation. I don't want to be subject to them taxes.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Hoss. Well, don't worry, Dave. Your interview could have been worse. You could have just not. you know, recorded any of the audio. Ah, like I was speaking to a chain smoker? Yes. That's fair. Ended up being the best interview
Starting point is 01:00:26 of anybody. What was his reaction? We'll just look back. He just goes, ah, I don't know what happened. All right, anything else on the Masters? Back-to-back's really fucking cool, though. It is. Props How many times has that been done? Costs me a lot of money, but, uh, four.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Cool. Jack? Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Searison? Nope. Nick Feldo. Sir Nick Faldo. Ooh. And now, Rory McElroy. One of the all-time greats. Very cool. What will he do next? Isn't it a crazy? That that was like the one that was like he couldn't get it and now he's gone back to back. It's good golf analysis. Yeah. I always try to analyze that last stroke. Actually, no, the The other person that wasn't Gene Starrison. It was Gene Stereator, actually.
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Starting point is 01:03:01 Use our code circling back 20 so they know we sent you. Well, let's talk frat. White stripes. You mean Dylan's noses' favorite band? Okay. My nose doesn't have a favorite band. Yes, it does. I'm going to do this bump.
Starting point is 01:03:16 That's so stupid. All right. We got a frat. challenge out Lubbic way guys. Oh, here we go. King of Frat back in his element. The Texas Tech Baseball team has announced a frat challenge. Are they pretty good?
Starting point is 01:03:30 Pull up the tweet, Randy, so you can look at the, the, have frat couches and hey dudes in the picture here. Are those hey dudes? What's going on? I think they're hey dudes. They certainly look like it. What's a Frat guys wearing that? Tech baseball looking like.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Competitive? I haven't followed much Big 12 baseball, if I'm being honest. I don't know if they're good. SEC just. Well, that's a double-decker couch. That's the stadium seating couch right there. The frat with the most brothers, brandy,
Starting point is 01:03:58 called them brothers. Brothers. And attendance will take BP on the field next week. That is fucking sick. If I'm at Texas Tech, and I'm going to top tier frat, which I would have been, of course,
Starting point is 01:04:10 I'm like, we're all going, we're all going, we'd have made fun of the frat that did it. We'd be like, oh, you're athletic, cool. You're right.
Starting point is 01:04:17 It would have been TEC, Teak would have been the T. Yeah, we would have made fun of Tee. That's exactly what would have happened. But meanwhile, we would have been like secretly like, oh, that would be tight. But also like we don't want to be the guys who are like, yeah, we got to do the athletic stuff. There are like five like former baseball players that are like, do we have to do this?
Starting point is 01:04:33 Other guys just don't give a fuck. Speaking of like frat stuff like this, are you guys aware of like Chili Fest at A&M? Yeah, it's a big deal. Yeah, I didn't. I saw some real big deals about it. And the like the setups that these fraternities do. are fucking amazing. Are you getting paid by A&M?
Starting point is 01:04:55 No, I just saw a couple TikToks and reels this past week. I think it happened just this I think Chili Fest if you're going to go to A&M like that ship's probably sale for me but like if you're young young man or woman go Chili Fest fun. Did you ever go? Never with the Chili Fest.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Like they just set up a bunch of like party areas like one built a giant pirate ship. There was like a giant like it was a bunch of cool stuff. Heck, not their best year. Not great. No, Big 12 currently topped by Kansas. Maybe that's why they're trying to get. They got to do the frat challenge.
Starting point is 01:05:32 More attendance at the baseball games. I get it. This would get my attention, though. I love this. So what's the prize? Just BP? BP on the field. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:05:43 That's fun, man. You get you a videographer out there, put it in your rush video. Like, yeah, we all. Yeah, we took B. with the yeah how does a tag frack i talk actually more like this yeah we we went out there we've got a great relationship with the baseball team now we know the coach dudes it's pretty tight out there's chill they they let us go so like one time they they were short on guys and they needed like one of us was always going to fill in as a left fielder it was uh it was our boy uh rodney over there yeah
Starting point is 01:06:10 that's him you know probably know the last name because his dad his dad owns that private jack company i missed a stack of red solo cups on the table here in this picture that's great drinking playing games. You think J. Rod played any baseball? J. Rod? Mm-hmm. That cowboy around Lubbock Way. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:06:32 I don't know. Anything you want to say to him? Good luck in the NFL, man. And you're a good ball player. Future cowboy? And I support your wife as well. They'll support them troops. Feature cowboys on their son.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Some are saying. Okay. I found it. Is Ruben banging? Cowboys are 100% taking him, right? Is he going to drop in the draft because of that situation? I doubt it. My favorite thing has been the backlash against college football NFL insiders who were like, actually, they also talk like tech frat guys.
Starting point is 01:07:01 Yeah, actually, this has kind of been going around the last like couple months. So like people, we kind of knew about this. We just haven't like jumped on the story because like all the information wasn't out there. And everybody's like, oh, dude, that's so badass, dude. You're awesome. It's crazy how this shit always comes out right before the draft. They get a lot of guys this way. They just said.
Starting point is 01:07:18 They got Laramie Tunzel like an hour. hour before the draft with the fucking gas mask an hour like right before they they cost that man millions of dollars seriously that was terrible insane just fucking this guy's livelihood dude i just i'm pulling this up just look at some of these builds like they're just a a giant party area and quit glazing texas dude oh hold on we're talking you're mad you're big mad that they beat you in baseball i'm only a horns fan when i'm right i am i am big mad but you know you're glazing that's great dude Cool. I'm sure everybody goes and he's chilling. It's diarrhea. It's free of time. That's why I'm a big fan of this.
Starting point is 01:07:54 But I mean, it's just, it's just cool that they like build these party areas. Oh, yeah, dude. We would, you know, we went to chili for us. My, my, my, my, my grandpa is actually, he's actually aired to the Hormel. He's actually aired in the Hormel legacy dynasty. And, uh, yeah, let's just say we were fully stocked in chili. And, uh, this one time, one of the pledges tried to put beans in the chili and we bawled him. We were like, oh, we made your offense to him, actually. He's gone.
Starting point is 01:08:22 He tried to be in the chili. Seriously? He tried to be in the chili. Yeah. This character's turned into something because he's got nothing. I know it smelled crazy in there. Ooh. You got to have like the souped up port of poties for that one, like the trailers.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Oh, yeah. Oh, fun fact on my plane on the way home, another gripe. The water, there was a leak before the plane took off. So they had to somebody come, come ahead of the guy come in and turn off the water to the front bathroom. So there's just no water. And like, you could still use it. Did it still flush? They said it did, but I'm like, how?
Starting point is 01:08:56 Like, it just like slowly goes down the hole. And also they're like, we'll have hand sanitizer available. It's just not an impressive showing from AA. I'll say it. Wow. You hear that, folks? I'm not going to tag them. Get big cat on it.
Starting point is 01:09:13 No, get big cat on it. No, I'm not mad. They're fun. I'm an advantage member, too. that you should have said that should have told them I'm sitting on a bar and I'm an AA advantage member
Starting point is 01:09:24 his bars on my butt my buttocks how dare how dare you I did kind of a trash move I don't know if it's a completely trash move it feels like it should be in bounds but uh I ordered a drink and I didn't want to pee
Starting point is 01:09:37 so I drank like I sort of got I drank like three sips of it and when they came back around for trash I had to hand him like this heavy ass can and the guy grabbed it you could tell on his face that he was not happy with me. And I was like, you know what? There's nothing in the rules that says I have to drink the whole thing. So here you go.
Starting point is 01:09:56 It's true. What was the order? Ginger ale. Yeah, I'm a ginger ale guy on the flights too. It's like the only time I drink ginger ale. Yep. The bubbles make me cough. Really?
Starting point is 01:10:08 When I pour it and go to drink it, inhale, there's something about the ginger bubbles. They make me cough every time. Stun it for my whole life. That's weird. that is weird let's look that up maybe you're dying why does ginger ill make me cough intense carbonation concentrated ginger can act as a it acts as a throat irritant when the fuse are inhaled upon drinking i get that i don't know if it makes me cough but i definitely the the vapor of ginger definitely does something the ginger vapor yeah sick um anything else on the frat challenge did we know who won this This was a couple nights ago. What frat won? I have not seen an announcement on the matter.
Starting point is 01:10:55 This screams of middle tier. Right. Like top tiers aren't going all out for this. Probably not. Let's see. I'm scrolling. I'll let you know if I find out one. There's something funny about the top tiers who just don't get involved in stuff
Starting point is 01:11:12 because they just think they're too good for it. It's funny to me. It's just that elitist attitude where it's like, yeah, we're not going to do a Greek week. We're not doing like a Greek week flow. We don't have to do that. It's like, man, you guys are dickheads. by respect that. Ginger vapor would be a good name for like a red-headed laser tag person, professional.
Starting point is 01:11:32 Professional laser tag person. A red-headed laser tag person. Yeah. Professional. Ginger vapor. Yeah, it just rolls off the tongue. It does. Man, if you're a red, oh, that can't be.
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Starting point is 01:13:25 You didn't go to Coachella. Did you catch any of the Beeb's hype? Did you see Bebe's headline? I know nothing about this. Okay. Well, what if you spent your, you love Justin Bieber? What if you spent a lot of money? Like hundreds of dollars, thousands maybe, VIP access.
Starting point is 01:13:42 And Beber comes out, it just brings his laptop, and just plays a bunch of his old songs on YouTube and kind of sings along with it. It doesn't really do the key of the dances, doesn't do any of this. none of this he's he's his dancing has made me super cringed for a very long time doesn't do any of this a terrible dancer really so that's what beber's a terrible dancer beber's a terrible yeah he is a terrible he learned from usher you think he's a terrible dancer he doesn't have he doesn't have the rhythm he's he's a terrible dancer yeah okay okay if you're listening justin what camera I look at you you can look at this guy thinks he can't better than you look at that one right right I can all right let's see it go on no Dylan say it right in this camera right here say
Starting point is 01:14:28 Justin Bieber, I want to challenge you to do a dance off. I'll say my moves for a dance off. Bebs, let's do a dance off. Yeah, I mean, you're not a good dancer. You think Bebs has ever been at the roller rank talking to Babes and then just been like, and skated off? Yeah, I do. I do.
Starting point is 01:14:44 So he plays YouTube videos, his YouTube videos and sang along with him. Baby, one of the most. How was this received by the crowd? A lot of reviews, not good. Yeah, I can imagine why. He even played some of his viral moments, including the It's Not Clocking to You Video. He was just literally, it was just he shared the screen and was just like, click, click. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:15:09 That's bizarre. Click. He's a weird guy, man. He's a weird dude. Well, I guess if you were a bad dancer all your life, you'd be a weird guy too. Maybe. Pull up a big beaver dancing video. Listen, I got love for Beebbs.
Starting point is 01:15:25 He's just not a good dancer. I don't know. It sounds like he's not a good. That's the problem. Maybe amongst the, he's certainly not one of the greats. He's no usher. He's like technically proficient when he dances, but it's not like he's got no, he's got no style to it.
Starting point is 01:15:40 He's got no rhythm. Here we go. He's not smooth. Justin Bieber's best dance breaks. That could. Can we watch this? We're going to get, I don't know. I think that if we comment on it and like being it's protected under failures.
Starting point is 01:15:52 That's not a good fit. That's, yeah. I'll keep the, I'll keep the audio down. How about that? What's the stupid shit, dude? He's no Chris Brown dancing. I don't know, Dylan. You can't do this.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Pop, lock and drop it. He's got no style. He's just like, he just does the moves and that's it. I don't know, man. That's pretty good. I can't do that. Are you surprised to learn I can't do that? Hey, he's stinky.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Oh, you couldn't do that. You couldn't drop to a knee and start doing that. No way. He's got a Metallica shirt. Name five songs. He's the worst dancer on that stage. Well, these guys are professional dancing. He's a professional singer.
Starting point is 01:16:28 I would hope that the professional dancers. You have to sing. You have to say baby, baby, baby over and over. Baby, baby, baby. Let's move to the next one. Look at that move. That was amazing. That was some Cole Campbell shit right there.
Starting point is 01:16:45 He's Cole Campbell coated. This is always not. Okay. I hate that I'm in the position to defend Bieber here, but he's not Cole Campbell. Dude, he's a mega star. I like Beaver. Cole Campbell is not a good dance. Yeah, he's not doing the flips.
Starting point is 01:16:57 That's my point. What is this? Okay, this is not what his best dance? What ritual is this? Is this he just looks so awkward? Oh, there we go. This is some old school Bieber. I don't like this era of Bieber.
Starting point is 01:17:10 This makes me uncomfortable. I don't like that hair. This is a weird walk down memory lane of just what Bieber used to look like. Is he a better dancer than Ashley Simpson? Yeah. I don't know, Dylan. I'm not going to say he's the best dance ever. He's no Michael, but.
Starting point is 01:17:28 He's not. He's, I didn't think. Okay. Look, that's hard to do. Look, I watched dancing with the stars. I didn't know dancing. I would argue, I bet he's gotten worse with age. He just looks a little stiff when he's gotten worse with age.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Back then, and maybe it's because you get more leeway when you're a kid. But like now it's like, oh. Okay, hold on a second. Wait, what is the hell? Okay, hold on. This is, this is like young. Is he seven in this? Like, what's going on?
Starting point is 01:17:52 This is like when he first got on to YouTube. Is he worn a fucking. Is that a misfit shirt? Okay. Those don't. Those aren't. Good moves, Ray. I don't know what you want to hear here. You think you can do that?
Starting point is 01:18:04 I'm not saying I could do, I can't break dance, but like, beauty and the beat. He doesn't look good when he does it, is the point I'm making. The song is called Beauty and the Beat. Like I said, he's like, technically he has the moves down, like, down, but he's got no flare. Taylor Swift's not that good of a dancer. Taylor's just not a good dancer. No, she's not. Anyways, we watched it off Justin Bieber, I guess.
Starting point is 01:18:26 Don't watch Project Hell Mary. I did, man. what do you want to know about it i don't know i want you give us your review so good so good um it's getting a lot of comparisons to interstellar obviously kind of a similar plot line um interstellar as far as like like big visuals go project hill mary is not quite on interstellar's level uh but still very visually impressive a lot of it great story man touching chelps was sobbing at one point Bro, you heard her, man. I'll fuck you up, man.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Yeah, yeah, no, she's... I didn't know this, I didn't know the movie. Okay, I should just read the book or watch the movie, but I didn't know it was such a like, a emotional roller coaster? It is, it really is. It's good. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:18 It's a lighthearted, but it can get deep. I'm limited to what I can say, because I don't want to give any spoilers, right? So I just, but Rocky is the, uh, the aliens name. Oh, my... You know, I don't know this space. I didn't know. much about space. Adrian.
Starting point is 01:19:33 I'm just the guy from Philly. Dave, you gotta go down to Angelo's, get your cheese stick to my sent you. That's how the alien actually sounds, too. Yeah. That's why he gave him that nickname. Hey, you know, I don't know nothing about it. I'll stop.
Starting point is 01:19:46 This is annoying. He's actually the King of Tosa, too. Hey, with the Tulsa. I keep on getting served clips on TikTok of King of Tulsa, and I watch them all every time. I gave up. I'm sorry. Well, I'm going to go,
Starting point is 01:19:58 it's one that I've been told, and you can maybe verify this. I need to see it in theaters. Yeah, I didn't do IMAX. I'm sure that was a cooler experience than I, but it's an awesome movie. You probably just get there late. I got there.
Starting point is 01:20:12 We got there early when we saw it in IMAX. I give it an A. Ooh. Hey, I give it a, that's a visual for the folks that actually watched the movie. You would understand what that meant, Dave, if you watched the movie.
Starting point is 01:20:24 Is it because the camera feeds like upside down? You'll see. You'll see. We'll watch the freaking movie and you understand what the thumbs. They become best friends, David. Best friends. Okay.
Starting point is 01:20:37 You wouldn't become best friends than alien with your xenophobic ass. Well, I'm just curious. It's like, was the only course of action to get a guy in the oil and gas industry and send them up there to drill? Or like, could they have got like an astronaut and taught them how to do? Are you talking about Armageddon? You know, it's easier to teach minors how to become. Are there minors? There's some plot holes in the movie.
Starting point is 01:21:05 They're all of age. No, okay. There are some plot holes in the movie for sure. He didn't go to Utah. Like, this guy, this guy's not an astronaut. He's just a, he's a scientist. Oh. And he doesn't want to go up in the ship.
Starting point is 01:21:21 And they're like, he's like, no, I'm not gone. Like, you'll be fine, dude. You'll figure it. He's like, I don't know how to operate a spaceship. Like, you'll figure it out. And he figures it out pretty much immediately how to operate a spaceship. It's a high IQ person. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:33 You don't think that's a person. possible? No. Those things basically for themselves. I think there's a learning curve that goes up. He knows all the all the switches and buttons. This is showing that Dylan did not read the book. Oh, here we go. I actually listened to the audiobook,
Starting point is 01:21:49 and so I know a little bit more about the story than you do, so. Well, they didn't include that part of the movie for some reason. It's just mainly that he was around for the whole project and the whole building stuff, so he knew how everything worked and was with like the crew. Is he trying to save mankind? Yes. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:03 The sun is slowly dying. It's been, it's being like eaten basically. I'm hungry. Astrophage ever heard of it, Dave? Astrophage is eating it. So he's, okay, but what about like, what about McFoly or dude, dude, love? They're not getting saved either. Cactus Jack?
Starting point is 01:22:23 There's somebody in the chat. He likes that. Yeah, it's not landing. It's not clocking. It's not clocking. Does he land it? You have to watch and find out. How about that fishing sequence?
Starting point is 01:22:33 dope. That was the sequence I was really like when I was listening to the book. I'm like, I cannot wait to see this one on screen. Really? Like you got the alien to open an email that had like a bad link in it?
Starting point is 01:22:44 By the way, book guy can't be snooty when it's audio. That's a good point. Like I read the book person if it's audio, I'm like you get a tenth of the credit. I don't think you get a tenth of the credit. You get a tenth of the credit.
Starting point is 01:22:56 You get a tenth of the credit. You still consume the book. No, you get a tenth of the credit. You don't, that is, that is bullshit. No, it's not. You get a tenth of the credit. I could say nine-tenths of the credit. A tenth of the credit.
Starting point is 01:23:07 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I still took what was in the book and consumed the information. You consumed the book. Yeah, you can't say I read the book. I didn't say I read the book.
Starting point is 01:23:14 I said I listened to the book. Okay. I use my words properly. Did you? Like, the book was better. Sorry I don't want to sit around and be a nerd and read. This does make me want to read the book, though. I'll be honest, but I'm gonna do it the real way.
Starting point is 01:23:29 Audio books better. Everyone says it too. How is that possible? Because the way that the alien kind of the alien kind of the way that the alien kind of kind of like talks in the translation, and I think it's better in the book. You know, I don't know, man. I'm not gonna take a dive.
Starting point is 01:23:41 Is Gosling the number one heartthrob in Hollywood right now? Nah. Who is? Is it a Lori? Yeah. Alori. Timmy C. still got clout. He's not a heartthrob, though. He's not a hot gal.
Starting point is 01:23:55 You know what? Baby girl, gone. I think he's got BDE. I think after this movie, Gosling has re-stolen the hearts of America. Yeah, everyone loves it. Dude, he's really hot in this. He's a great guy. The Venn diagram of brilliant scientists and guys look like Ryan Gossling, there's just two circles.
Starting point is 01:24:11 I think he's a tier two heartthrob. He's, dude, he's tier one. Sorry. He's tier one. Ladies, let us know. He's a hot dude, man. A lordy. You haven't seen Project Helmary yet.
Starting point is 01:24:24 Cheapowl is still up there. No. Glenn's a heartthrow. He doesn't have the chops that Gossing has. No, not the acting chops yet, but he's still making the heart throb. He puts on some glasses. in this one. He's got his little cozy sweater on. He's just, he's just a snack.
Starting point is 01:24:40 A tenth of the credit. I'm offended. That's gotta sit with you for a while, isn't it? It's just such a ridiculous thing to say a tent for the credit. Oh, no, man. It's so easy to listen to people and tell you a story. Then why don't you listen to it? Because I'm not much of a reader or listener like you are. Well, we know you're not a listener. Oh!
Starting point is 01:24:59 What is that mean? Damn. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. ALEEN SULLIV.

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