Circling Back - Mattel Rancho's, Clav, & a Rollercoaster Nightmare | Circling Back 5-18-26

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

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Ranchos, metal ranches. All right, we're back. Good morning. It's Monday morning. My name is Dave. It's a circling back podcast. Thanks for joining us. Producing today's show is Randall Trembachy. Hi, Dave.

How are you this morning? Oh, we'll get to that. No, I'm doing great. Oh, okay. I'm doing great. Well, that's good to hear. See this forecast? Little, little damp, huh?

It's like 10 days in a thunder. cloud icons every day. Oh, she's going to get wet? I'm on the Unk app still, so I didn't learn my lesson from Dylan. The Uncap is telling me that's going to be a wet weight, David. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't take a premium account on a good app to tell you it's going to be wet. But it's just the dialing in on the radar is where you're really going to separate yourself with the weather apps. And that's okay.

I just need the basic information. I need temperature. I need cloudiness. I need precipitation percentage and maybe humidity maybe throw that in there that's all that's all a plate

I really needs I don't know about like barometric pressures and shit like that you know that's beyond I'm just down in that unk shit yeah I mean we saw

we've seen the clip it did fail you horribly once it couldn't hit us harder about four minutes later yeah could not have hit us harder oh that was a it was a funny time well welcome back to the show Randy

thank you Oh, Randy. Thank you. Welcome back to yourself. You're out of town. Yeah, I didn't miss a show, though. Yeah, but whatever. Anyway, welcome back to Washington.

Yeah, whatever. They just move on. Dylan Shivery. I don't know if you guys saw Will's tweet, but do you guys check out of a hotel on your way out? Do you do that? Yeah. Do you do that?

If it's a, if I have stuff, if I want to check the bill, I want to see what got charged to my room, yes. So it's about 50-50. I don't remember the last time I did it. I'm too trusting, I guess, with the bill situation. But he said there's a reason to do it. That's why he brought it up.

Yeah. What was his argument there? Well, he was responding to a Big Cat tweet, not Tiger Woods, but Big Cat of Barstool, about his room wasn't ready until like five something. And he was just wondering if he should complain or be upset about that. And Will said there needs to be a concerted effort with everyone to check out of the hotel on their way out so they know immediately when the room is clear so they can start the cleaning process and getting it ready for the next person and i i never considered that part of it so i will

i will consider that moving forward i don't know if i'm going to do it because i haven't done it a very long time and it's just i don't think that's they already know you're gone right right the hotel has they know when you're gone you don't have to check out they just have to look at the little camera in the tv and they'll see you're gone there's no camera in the tv so there probably is You've probably stayed in a hotel that had cameras at some point. Are they watching me do my thing in there? I don't know, man. I don't know what you do on business trips when you get your own room.

I just watch TV. Drink your little coffee in bed. And read. Yeah. You do a lot of reading on trips? Not really. That's interesting. I don't want to, like, I immediately am like averse to what he said because I don't want to like give the, I don't want to take the, uh, the onus off.

of the hotel and make it like about me, the consumer. But there probably is something to what he said. If I'm the reason that someone checks in a little bit late to their room, you know, I don't know about it. I don't know. Right. It's not. A little selfish play here.

It is a little bit. It's a bit selfish, but it's not going to really, it's not going to affect me. It's like when a hotel like in the, they'll have a little note or a little tiny little card in the bathroom. It'll say, please hang your towel back up. Well, in an effort to save water and to save the planet, and, you know, we don't want to have to, like, do unnecessary towel laundry. In reality, it's just like, come on, man. You guys are trying to save a little coin here.

Yeah, that's part of it. But I do hang my towel up typically because at home, I don't use my towel just once. No. How often do you wash your towels? Let me say this. Refraise. Make it. How, your bath towels, not the towel you keep next to your bed.

Okay. My bath towel, which is the only towel that I really use, probably I probably use it four times. Okay. Maybe five. Sure. If I'm being honest, maybe five. Yeah.

And that's okay, I think. I hang it up. It dries, you know? You got to hang it up. You got to hang it up properly. A lot of times you got to throw it over the thing. You got to stretch it all the way so there's no folds or anything. Yeah.

You got to get that airflow. Yeah. That's fact. Like I knew a guy in college who, I don't, I think he might have washed it. his towel like once a month he waited until it started to smell my roommate in college never washed his sheets never washed his sheets it started to eat like the oil from his body started to eat away like holes in the sheets it was bad gross it was one of those like t-shirt material sheets too you know those yeah they were popular for like because it's shitty it was a shitty it was a shitty it was never my roommate

no okay no you do know this person but i won't i want adam that interesting yeah yeah Pretty gross. That is, it's not good behavior. No, it's not good. I'd like to think that he grew up, matured, and he. At some point, yeah, he probably met someone, and they're like, hey, you got to, we're going to continue doing this relationship. You're going to have to probably watch him. He is now a married man, so I'm assuming that they have changed their way or he has changed his way.

It's probably via the wife who's like not, nah, you know. Yeah. I'm called. Good. Well, we can out him later. Was it Mitch? No. Damn it.

Not Mitchell. Oh, man. Great week for Patreon. Great week. This is not the last Tuesday of the month. Tomorrow we will have, Randall, what's tomorrow? Circling back on touching base.

You know it. Hey, so game show next week? No. Oh. Next week will be the theme week that we picked last week. The Bachelor of Bachelor party. I forgot. But the game show wasn't like a one-off, right?

It was because there was five Tuesdays. If there's another five Tuesday month, I want it back. When's the next five Tuesday month? There's not any way to look it up, sadly. Actually, there's this thing called the calendar, David, that actually looks like June. June will be a five Tuesday month, but then again, I'm going to be gone half of June. I produced the last one.

I need, I want some action. Yeah, I don't know if you've checked out that June calendar. I want some skin on the game. What do you mean? It's just a lot of people gone. It's a lot of critical parts to the show. Literally. I think there's a weekend where every single member of Wash Media will not be in Austin, Texas.

It's a holiday weekend. Yes, the weekend of the 19th to the 21st. Father's Day weekend, I believe. Indeed. Something we can talk about after the show, because right now I'm talking about our newsletter. Wash.substack.com. Go subscribe. It's in your inbox every Friday morning.

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to talking about that here in a minute also check us out on Spotify if you miss the live show you can always go watch it on Spotify because we post the video there and always as always comment there. Randy this week will debut his new segment. On Thursday. So comment YouTube, comment Spotify. I'm going to go through the best comments of the week. We'll do a little segment on Thursday. Commenting on YouTube and Spotify, a good way to help get us in the Algo. And just give us, the comments are typically really funny. Yeah. It's just kind of fun to go back and read. I always do. So yeah, next week, next Tuesday, Bachelor slash Bachelor at Party Week

You can email me Davidwashmedia.com And I'll read your stories He's got to be good stories I'm putting that episode on Bangor Watch I want wild shit that happened I want horror stories Horror stories

I want just you know People got I don't look I get it like a lot of people go on these things to get peepants drunk One thing I've noticed We've been doing this show long enough A lot of the stories about people getting drunk and wetting themselves

If that's the is that If that's the best you can do, maybe, uh, maybe give us something else. We've heard enough of those unless you do it in public. I'm thinking about the, there was a worst weekend story. I think it was a bachelor party where they like were in a limo and they got like chased down by someone. They got stuck in like a cul-de-sac in the limo. I remember that.

Houston. Yeah, that was like a really good bachelor party one. Yeah, that one was kind of scary. Yeah. For a time. I think it was like a pimp at a like a gas station that like started chasing them down. You ever been chased by a pimp? I haven't.

You have been chased down by a prostitute. She walked me down. It's true. Yield at me. Because you were taking photos. Sort of embarrassed me. I mean, I took a picture of like the scene from afar. I wasn't like taking a picture of her.

She was, yes, she was in frame. That is true. But I wasn't like, oh, I got to get this chick, you know. One of one of those. Wasn't a perfl play. I was at the great light dish. I want to get a pick. Wasn't a perv play.

Not a per play. Just to be clear. All right. You can either do that or. call 888 61848-48-4-2 and just leave a voicemail about it. But honestly, just email me. David Washmedia.com. I like reading them.

It's kind of fun. Okay? All right. Let's recap this weekend and fun presented by our good friends at Early Bird. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening.

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And it was a blast of a wedding. Had a lot of fun. I got to meet some of her friends during Christmas time. And like we spent New Year's with them, too. so I knew a couple people at the wedding. So it was fun getting to see all them and hang out. And it was nice.

Two of the boyfriends both came up to me. They're like, yeah, I've been seeing your guys as like reels pop up organically. Let's go, dog. One of them was the groom, too. So I was like, all right, good. Things are happening. I saw some cute picks on the timeline. Did they ask why your draft was your app draft was such shit?

They did not ask that. They were, the one that the groom brought up was the fraternity hazing one in the basement. Hell yeah. And we were just laughing about. He's like, I heard you guys like, you guys used to spank bare bottoms with paddles. That's so,

skunk on a skunk tip. Mm-hmm. Nice. It was a good time. Yeah. It was just a fun time of that. I got to see my brother and his, his kids for a little bit.

So that was nice. But Joy of it was just a good old party weekend of, of, you know, fun wedding stuff. You don't. You sound tired, but you don't sound hungover. Well, I was definitely got, I am.

Okay. I'm short-circuiting, but my flight was 9.50 last night. So all Sunday was pretty much spent napping. So I did, I get to recover pretty well from the hangover. But yeah, I got, you know, probably drove away from the airport at 1.30 last night. So I am tired. That's why I'm rocking a Celsius, a rare Celsius. If only you could have booked an earlier flight, dude.

I could have. He wanted to get maximum time with the GF. That's true. Dylan gets it. Yeah. You guys. Now you're here drinking a selfie. You guys, man.

Mm-hmm. Follow at Randy Trebek on Instagram. Maybe there'll be my own little post later today. Probably before that, the hour. If you stick to tradition. I should have, but then I realized. Okay. I realized you later.

Or I could just go silent here for a good 30 minutes while I post it. We might need you to be a part of the show. some point. Sounds good. Sounds good. Yeah. Dylan. Man, pretty stacked weekend. The boy stepped out on Friday. Hit it, Randy. Mattel Ranchos. Maddle Ranchos. Maddo Ranchos. We went to Maddo Ranchos. We had a good squad, man.

Kleiner was in town with his lovely wife, and they got the boys together, and I had an excellent time. We waited for two hours before we sat down. So they have the online waiting system now. but it caps out at a group of eight and we had 10. So we had to show up there and get our names in that way, the old-fashioned way. And we waited for two hours. So it was a late one.

But man, I had a blast. I had so much fun. Did you have fun, Dave? You have to wait until it's my turn. It's fun to have fun. So that was Friday night. Great, great night with the squad. Saturday, got some family time.

I went over to my dad's house. I got to see my little nieces and just hung out there, good times over the there they were playing in the water that was fun sunday last day of uh last game of parks's baseball season was sunday afternoon at one 45 finished with a great game uh i'll talk more about it later but that was pretty much it man great little weekend all right uh yeah so my week had kicked off uh about noon friday um left the office went to to Jimmy Clay, Jimmy Clay Golf Course, Jimmy Clay Roy Kaiser Complex over on the east side of town. I hadn't played out there in a long time.

Thursday night, I was like, man, I don't really play enough golf. And I'm going to go see if I can just hop on somewhere. There was one tea time on all of the Austin City municipalities before like 4 o'clock. And it was a 120 at Jimmy Clay with three strangers. So I was like, cool, let's do it. I got there, paid. You know what? I will say their rates aren't crazy.

Friday afternoon rate wasn't the worst thing I'd seen. And the course was in good shape. Go to the first T. Four of us and none of us knew each other, which kind of shocked me. So he had basically four walk-ons, which was hilarious. It was a good group. I had some fun. brought out the meridian putter.

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Got off the course. So two hour front nine, two hour back nine, got the whole round in, drove home, hit the shower, got dressed, sitter got over there. Alyssa and I went to mats. Matt, all ranchos. Valade, which was the move. That parking lot on a crowded Friday is just not, you can't navigate it. It's tough. we waited two hours i don't really i didn't expect that um i did not know the uh the 10 person

cut off rule for the uh check in thing for the online reservation system but now you know we actually had 11 because we had a surprise we did parents from um who by the way didn't tell anybody he was going he just walked up he he texted me after i had already arrived and said i'm coming so and i didn't see his text until he walked in it was total surprise we basically basically just posted up at the outside bar for, I mean, roughly like 90 minutes. And then it started to dwindle down because it was like nut to butt. And then next thing you know, we're like the last big group to get seated, which was crazy. Food, my order, I'd say I'd give myself a six and a half out of 10 on my order. Oh, no. I decided to branch out. Brisket nachos, I think, is a new. It's a new. It's a a new thing on that menu. They've been introducing brisket to different to different items on the traditional mats. That's the techs in Tex-Mex folks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would just say maybe just go beef. You don't really need the brisket. You get them with that poncho style or no? I think so. Yeah,

I did. And the nachos we had as an app were much better than the nachos I had. Luckily, I filled up on those. And when you wait like an hour for your food, this is. not shade at mats it was crowded i i was already pretty full it didn't it didn't really matter i didn't really matter i just scraped i basically just scraped the brisket off the top of the nachos and ate it yeah which is fine i get protein plug you understand uh counted four negro medellos on the night my new go-to my favorite it's just a classic beer it's a good people were drinking those too michael was drinking those it was very fun um good evening good evening uh good morning uh good morning uh good morning uh good morning to you had a nice young lady take the group pick of us outside by the sign it was nice yeah

what nothing you're trying to set me up to say something that i'm not going to i'm not going to i'm not going to do it i genuinely don't know what he does yes he does what else oh let's see saturday oh went home took my cheers my three cheers pills i did too felt great saturday i really wish i would have brought some after the wedding. I did not. Telling you, stuff works. Formandello, some Mexican food, some cheers, woke up Saturday. I was good to go. You know what? They come in the little like packs. I'm just going to put one in my travel bag. Smart. It's good for the dop kit. Yeah. Good for the top kit. Saturday, man, just watching watching a little golf outside throwing the baseball with my son. He is, uh, you know, we're going to be catching the baseball. We're catching pop-ups. Everything, he wants

nothing but high baseball is throwing at him. And I told him, I'm like, buddy, dude, you really got to work on ground balls. Like, you're going to get more ground balls than pop-ups at this level. And he's like, I want to catch it. I want to catch it like Knox. Knox is a kid on his team who's like the best player in the team. And he's like obsessed with like being as good as Knox. Is he catching them?

Yeah. Basket catches. Okay. He's, you know, we're, look, that's the first step. He's not, he's not reaching over. Yeah. then I spent like 45 minutes to an hour just breaking in his glove because he has trouble snapping it shut.

So I'm like, dude, I'm going to break in your glove for you, even more than I already have. Goal is to get that thing like super dialed for next season. We got months. A lot of that, Saturday night. I watched the Netflix. Jake Paul produced Nate Diaz, Ronda Rousey, Francis and Ghanu fights.

wasn't bad much Francis knocked some dude out who weighed probably like 40 pounds less than he did um Nate got the shit beat out of him by uh Mike Perry and then I went to bed I didn't I kind of was like this ronda fight's not going to be worth it and the ron of fight was over in about 20 seconds so did she win or lose she won't nice it's still got it up yeah but for fighting it was just I didn't miss anything about going to bed it was it was decent production. I didn't I didn't hate it. Um, we think it wasn't like an old like a Jake Paul production where you get to see in Mike Tyson's bare ass. No, glaring lack of ass. Sadly, I know. I know you and your frat bros are probably bummed about that. Yeah, you see Mike Tyson's at.

You want to, you want to get a paddle out. Rannie's just up there working on his paddle form like a like a dude like working through his golf swing. Randy's over there working through his paddle. Um, yeah. But then Sunday Sunday. Sunday. you know, I told the boys, I was like, I'm, I'm going to be out here watching golf all day. And I did watch a lot of golf. I watched the entire thing. And a lot of it was spent tweeting. A lot of it was spent waiting, just waiting, waiting for somebody to do something tight.

And it was like a, it was like a movie that was kind of boring but had a really good ending. Yeah, that's it. Not totally. I mean, look, you had a lot of great names. You're kind of like, oh, dude. Dude, here we go. You're waiting on Rory. Fucking Cam Smith back in the mix. Love that.

Rom. Rom up there. Maybe looking to do a little legacy play. No, man. Aaron Rye. It's the Rye guy. They're calling him derai guy. Oh, like Jared. Cool story. I mean... Two gloves. Yeah, that is one thing about him. What'd you think? What'd you think, Dylan?

What'd you think about the day? Um, his put on 17 was unbelievable. 68 feet. That was, that was a lot of fun. Got a big, a big applause, obviously. He seems like a very well-liked guy. If you saw the, uh, J.T. was interviewed after he says that there's not a person on his property. He's not happy for him.

He seems like a solid, a solid fellow. I'm happy for him. I'd like to see some new blood get in there. Yeah, you got the, uh, you had the, uh, once it became clear, once he made that, that put, even really before that you start seeing like the stories come out about him like this is why he plays with two gloves this is why he has ironhead covers um shout

shout to my late uh howard ruff my grandpa uh lieutenant colonel howard ruff he uh he played with iron covers over his little ping irons I always thought it was so cool I mean if someone shows up to the you know the course like you're probably gonna like when this fucking guy you know but when you went a major it's like all right it's kind of sick yeah he's a professional it's kind of sick man he's one on tour he's

Yeah. Yeah. He's a good player. So that was cool. That was nice. You know, Philly fans or Philly fans, they were a little much all week, you know, really creative bunch. What? Really creative bunch. Philadelphia fans being a little much? Go birds after every shot. It's really cool. And then doing the Eagles chant. That was cool. It was good. They're a very passionate bunch. They love their team. Yeah. Some USA chants at Rory. Of course. Why not? You got a chant USA at Rory during the PGA championship. It's a 250th birthday, David. Yeah, got to remind everybody that this guy who's made his home here in the United States and clearly likes his country. You got to let him know like, hey, man, you're not from here. Okay.

Well, shout out to Philly. That's Philly fan, man. I got a bonus part of my weekend of fun if you allow me. Would love to. I think it's only appropriate because this is sponsored by Earlyburn. and we're talking about the new drops. This is a segment called, Dave, are you liking what you're seeing?

This was one of the hors d'oeuvres at the cocktail hour. This is a breaded meatball with a little tincture of hot sauce. You like this, Dave? Is this something that you like? How do you apply the hot sauce? Injection? You just take it and you just, I guess, squirt and you squirt in the mouth. Okay, you squeeze it out.

That's a new one. I don't really know. Did you tincture? I'm trying it. Yeah. I'm trying it. I don't know. I've never injected my meatball with hot sauce, only saline.

I guess there's the option to squeeze it up before you bite into it, or do you do tincture after you take the bind? I kind of just took the bite and just squeezed it in the mouth. It was all in one. What's the verdict? I mean, it was good. It was good meatball. Better than any meatball I've had from you.

Wow. He's not going to let it go, dude. There's one thing I don't do is let things go. You should. You might be waiting a little while, bud. You should see me eat a burger this weekend. One hand. That's awesome.

Where'd you eat a one-handed burger? Sunday. Must have been a lame-ass burger. Yeah, dude, must have been awesome. But yeah, so we, tincture. Okay. That is, I've never seen that before. I did.

Zoom in on that meatball a little bit. You want me to assume in? Okay. You like that bread? Nice thumbnail. Well, manicured thumbs, too. That is so clear. Why is it so clear?

Get out of here with that shit, dude. The best photo ever. The best photo of all time. James Webb. Yeah. Why is it so clear? What's going on? There we go.

I don't like that I can see molecules. I mean, what is happening here? Okay, back, back out. Dude, will you just hard post that page? You'll never take a better photo. It's unbelievable. You need to just hard post that. That'll be part of the,

follow me at Rainey Trebaki. I will include that in the slideshow. Are my crazy? If you posted this and said, what is this? And just gave people no context. How many people would guess hot sauce injected meatball? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

Okay. Go to Spotify video for that one. Sick. Sheesh. Oh, man. So you may have noticed it from the photo that everybody shared to their story and Dylan Hart posted from Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos.

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That's 10% off at TECOVAS.com slash CRC LBK. To Kovas point your toes west. Well, where do you want to begin on this very loaded rundown? Let's get this roller coaster situation out of the way. This is just the price you pay for fun. There's a power outage at six flags, and this is this Dallas TV post of this. I assume it's the one in Dallas. Is that right?

I don't recognize the coaster here. It's just what ride is this round? It was Mr. Freeze? I have no idea. I've never been to the Texas one. I need to go to Fiesta, Texas, but that, of course, is in San Antonio. Yeah, we should do it in amusement park week. When I tell you that this is my nightmare, this is my nightmare. At least they weren't stuck in like a loop.

Oh, my God. The loop power outage is worse. There has to be some kind of like backup protocol here, some kind of backup power situation. They don't have a generator that's strong enough to run this thing. I don't know. You can't have a roller coaster freeze in the middle of it. and have people walk down. I'm sorry.

This is absolutely terrifying. And look how windy it is. It's a very windy day. Okay, time out. Pause it. I just want to be clear. The music, the music. The music was not playing at the park, to my knowledge.

Whoever did this video added this song. It doesn't match the tone of the video. No. It's like they just, the first song that popped in their head, they decided to play. So are those, it's hard to tell because of the angle, are those staring? that they're walking down? Yeah. Yeah.

The ankle looks weird on the stairs, does it not? Yeah. It is very... I mean, typically those are like service stairs or like, you know... Service stairs. So the young lady looks very scared. She's holding out with two hands. There's a worker.

I'm sorry, but... I don't have a lot of faith in that employee. He's waving to the camera. By the way, they're very high up. People are throwing a deuce at the camera. I just... I just can't... Is this why you don't ride rollercoasters?

It's one of the reasons why. It's the feeling of imminent death is the main reason. But yeah, I mean, the chance that it gets stuck somewhere and then we have to find a way down obviously is in play for me as well. The difference between these people and you is that you don't realize that if you want the ultimate, you have to be willing to pay the ultimate price.

I'm just not willing to pay the ultimate price. You are not willing to walk down these steps. What don't you understand? It's more flags, more fun. Six flags. Six of them. This doesn't deter you at all from wanting to hop on a coaster? No.

No. Not at all. Dude. I hate them, man. This is a good story. If Randy came in today, it was like, dude, I had to walk. I rode the Texas giant and it, like, froze. I had to walk down.

Yeah. It's a great story. You'd tell your kids about it. You would be scared, though, right? Eh. I'm just really scared of heights, man. That's my thing. I might be a little, like, wobbly leg going on.

Like, oh, but then, like, after a couple steps, I'd be like, okay. There was a lady like 15 or 20 years ago on the Texas giant, not this one that fell out of her thing. And on her way down, she hit something and got decapitated. Okay. There's also one. Does that make you want to ride it more? No. There's also a case where a guy's legs got chopped off like right at the shin by like a cable or something.

I think that was on like a giant drop, which I did get stuck on the top of a giant drop. I've talked about this before. What's a giant drop? It's just like one that goes up and like just drops you straight down. Yeah. The cliffhanger. And that was in like 45 degree weather. And that one was nerve-wracking because we got, we went up there and there's like, you know, six different cars up there. And every single car went down except for ours.

And like we were waiting. And then waiting for like 10, 15 seconds, we realized ours just isn't going to go. And so like the whole time we're up there, we clearly know we're stuck. And that's like impending doom. Like we never know if we're just going to drop. And we're up there for like five minutes, 10 minutes. And it's like never knowing if we were just going to drop. You're just edged.

Yeah. That's sick. But eventually they got us down and they like slowly brought us down. Then we got a free drink and a skip the line pass because of it. So. Did you ever do the thing on that one where you put the penny on your on your thigh? No. It was always the thing.

It just kind of just floats with you. And you're like, well, pretty cool. Okay. But yes, I definitely want to go to a amusement park soon. Hey, I'll let you out of the bleaching if you go ride a big roller coaster if you has to Texas. I honestly rather just get the bleaching done. Really? Really?

Hmm. You got to understand how terrified of heights I am. It's my number one fear. It's heights. I get super panicky. Even if I'm in a building, like in clothes with glass, I know I can't fall out of it. I still panic if I'm like near a window. It's bad.

It's real bad. Yeah. I think it get more weirdly looking up at tall. objects get like a little more disoriented. I understand that. Than being on top and looking down. I understand that. What was that?

My ankle just pop like three times. Serious pop. Yeah. Sorry. I noticed you got your Merlot socks on. Yeah, I hit him with the Merlot today. Damn. You know what it is, dog.

What does that mean? Sometimes you just got hit him with it. Yeah, you do. I haven't been on a roller coaster of any, like, like a noteworthy one in a long, long time. And I'm wondering if I would be able to handle it, like something like this. Because, you know, like you go on, like, I used to go out of my way to ride them. Like high school, when I was younger, I loved them.

And then you don't go on on for 20 years. It's like, would I be the guy who got sick? I'll tell you, after not going on for a while and going on your first, it's the first drop on the first roller coaster is like nerve-wracking and like have a big drop. But then every roller coaster right after that is completely fine. It's just the first one after a long time. You just got to ease back into it. I hear you.

Maybe ride the mini-mine train or something. Cuts me in the teacups, man. Yeah. That's more my speed. Does this mean you don't do water slides? I'll do a water slide if it's not too, like not too tall. Like you won't do the, uh, der Stuka. I don't know what that is.

What about the Geronimo? Don't know what that is. You're more of a shotgun falls guy. Don't know what that is. Okay. Would you do the bubble tub? Don't know what that is. Okay.

You know the names of so many water slides. What's going on? Because I'm the king of water parks. You're an official. I don't know about it. I'm the king of the water parks. I used to thrive at water parks You used to get his turkey leg

Just covered in intertube water Dude, That was a Schlitterbond Cuts me at the soda straws dude Schlitterbond I was eating a big turkey leg And some girl was carrying her tube And it was wet

And she bumped into my turkey leg And it dragged a river It's all river water That wouldn't stop to me It stopped me I was like yeah I don't really need this I would have eaten that turkey leg Never been a Schlitter bomb

You're not really eaten A turkey leg at a water park Just seems wild to me but I know it's not like a typical water park. Dude, a turkey leg and some dipping dots? You're set. Oh, yeah. That's a slitterbaugh combo right there.

That's not a good combo. Yeah, it's a great combo. It's a great combo. It's a great combo. It's so funny to think about you being at the top of the Der Stuka and just not dropping me like, no, no, no, let me out. Let me out. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Der Shetuka. Yeah. Is that a Slitterbarn? Nah, Bob. It's Hurricane Harbor. That's actually a wet and wild job. Yeah. Oh, you're probably driven by me.

It's right at there on 30. Dallas used to talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you mentioned the teacups and I went on teacups with three of my friends where this is like when we were probably 20 something. And going on a teacup with full, four full grown men that are trying to go as fast as possible.

I don't think I've ever been the same ever since. It is, it will, it's bad. I've never done well with like the spinny stuff. Like a, remember the tire? They were spinning it themselves. Yeah. We were like, it was two of us doing. And then we like take shifts to see how fast we can go.

And then like I got off and I was like, I don't think like I can walk straight right now. Like you did not feel good for the rest of the day. It was a day ruiner. Yeah. You would have not, you would have been a shitty astronaut. It's true. The Gs would have affected it. There have been a fighter pilot.

Yeah. It's true. Sad. Not me though. There's a reason they asked me to be in G unit back in the day. I couldn't do it though. Because he got bars, dog. I couldn't do it.

I had a, my vocal cords messed up. up really i'm sorry yeah that's fine dream man just passed you right by no it was fine it wasn't for me anyway but it was cool to get the offer yeah they're like dude do you want to join like i don't know who extended the offer lloyd banks wow jeez and tony a yo that's fucking sick they're like if you accept you have to meet you get to meet 50 and i was like man that's really cool and i really appreciate it but i can't i got to politely decline what was your uh your stage name huh what's your stage name? Davey bars?

They're call me Dave. Just, Dave. New member, Dave. Yeah. White dude from the dunk. They offered me, like, my own record label, they're going to be the D unit. Okay.

And they're like, do, do, do, do, do the D unit. Right. And I was like, damn, that's a great sell. That seems like it's a total ripoff from G unit. No, it was a subsidiary. Okay. So, man, what could have been? All right, ma'am.

Dave. What? That's good. What's so funny about that? That's what they were calling me. Yeah, that's a little dicky's name. Yeah, that's before a little dicky. He goes about a little dicky, though.

No offense to him, he's great, but this is before little dicky. This is like 2003. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were new on the scene. I'll teach you how to stunt.

Remember that one? Uh-huh. I actually wrote that song. You wrote that one? Really? I thought he did. Yeah. That's good, dude. Stunt 101? You heard of it? It was me. This guy right here. It was Dave. I was ghost writing. I was just ghost writing. That's how spooky season came about. I was ghost writing. Like a whip? Yeah, my whip. What were you driving back now? I was pushing a Cadillac DeVille. Really? Yeah. And you got out of it. It was sitting on some Dayton's. You got out of it, whilst driving? Yeah. It was sitting on Dayton's and I was just ghost riding it actually I think I invented it the people like

we've never seen you might do that before you invented the vehicle or the ghost ride the ghost ride yeah all right yeah the vehicle it was already around yeah I was gonna say dude redate you okay I saw a guy driving around in a Cadillacaville top down and just bump in like old school hip hop and it was like it was like the cool this past weekend I was that it was the coolest guy ever was it in Chicago this weekend oh were you yeah just a quick little trip up there Nice. Did it look like Dylan? No.

No, it did not. I was going to... I was going incognito. I was keeping a low pro while I was up there. What were you doing up there? That's kind of odd. Wait, wait, time out. Wasn't Sam Taylor in Chicago, too?

I caught a ball game. Yeah. You caught that sweep? Yeah. I guess it wasn't a sweep. I saw a post of sweep. I'm like, no. I got that info from Randy.

Yeah, the Cubs won on Friday, but they lost another two games. Tell Rhodes. I saw somebody on the Cubs told a F&D. Yeah. I saw that. You ever do that to a fan? No. Pete Crow Armstrong, I think it was.

Yep. The dude has his own smack and flavor of the deep dish, Chicago-style deep dish. I want to try it. I don't know if I want to try it now. Now that I know, that's what he's talking about. You can't be saying that to fans, dog. Fans are allowed to chirp.

Fans, they pay money to be there. They pay your sorry. They can chirp you. If you want to yell, go birds after every single shot and be really hilarious, then yeah, for sure. If you're a professional athlete, you should accept chirping from fans. Especially in the era of phones.

S-My F&D is pretty aggressive to it. It's aggressive. To anyone, but you should, to a lady? A young lady? Come on, man. Come on. I'll never forget that one listener that we saw and you said the same thing to that person.

Okay. They're like, hey, might have I get a pick? And you just go, ask my F and D. I would never. No, he yelled cum shot at one of them. Yeah, you got cum shot for some reason. Come on.

Yeah. What are you doing, Randy? I'm trying to find this post that I saw that, like, had the sweep graphic. And I'm like, you could just, you could go to ESPN. I'll tell you the box score and everything. Yeah, here it is. I don't know why this person had it. We'll figure out who won the game.

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We're going to do a little in-memorium for the baseball season. Yeah. I mentioned that Parks' final game of the season was yesterday, Sunday. They lost a really close one. It was the last game, even if they had won. I learned before the game started. It was a consolation game. It was like for fifth place, though the stakes were not high whatsoever.

But boys got out there and that they played pretty well. Parks went two for four. His first couple of bats, he looked uncomfortable, struck out both times. Like, man, I don't want his season. to end on just strikeouts. Is he a take the first pitch kid? Do they give them an approach at the play? Or they just let him do their own thing?

At this level, we say if it's a strike, if you think it's going to be a strike, get the bat out there. Yeah, swing at it. Yeah, he went down swinging his first two at bats and then stepped up, his third at bat, hit a line drive over the second baseman's head for a single. Then the last inning,

bases were loaded. He was up and he hit a, double he had a kind of like a hard ground ball between like right by the first basement basically and got a double out of it cleared the bases got three rbis and it it was a crucial moment the game that we got the lead because of it and he was so happy and then the other team they won in the bottom of the sixth uh good game good season uh weird vibes this year just weird vibes on the team We had some personalities that were tough to manage. Anything, like, was everybody, like, really excited on that basis,

clearing double? Like, was everybody like, oh, there was a play. Great play, Blue. There was a play at the plate. And to this dad's credit, he was probably out, but he was ruled safe. And one of the dads on the other team immediately just started jawing at the umpire, who was not a child this time. was in his 20s, I think, and he immediately got tossed because there's just there's like no

tolerance for that and literally like there are very strict rules on it. We even like address the parents before the season. Like this is the rule like you can't, you know, anyway. I was right. Oh, so it's America. On his way out, he he may have, uh, yelled an obscenity, um, in front of all the kids. To pretend, I do, let's do reenactment. I'm the, I'm blue. I'm blue. I don't want to talk too much about it because I don't know who's listening and I don't want it to get back to me but I'm certainly not going to say any names or anything you feel you feel bad for the kid like his kid's out there you know he's like oh there's my dad you know that part's tough but and that was the only time this had happened all season so that's good but tough seeing there at the end and like dude it was it was a fifth place game so season is pretty much over I I've got friends who have kids playing kid pitch in Midlothian, which is northern here. It's like south of Dallas,

40 minutes south of Dallas, 30 minutes. And they tell me that like, they've got coaches getting like face to face, like getting in like, like getting suspended for multiple games for like shoving matches. I don't know what it is about Little League Baseball. It seriously brings out the worst.

And in, I mean, the kids, they throw helmets and they pout and like, that's their kids. You kind of want to give them a pass for like, know they're still learning and how to control themselves but man the parents the coaches it's just like it it brings out the worse than people i don't know what it is it's like guys these are kids playing a game like it's really not that serious let it go and like i i understand like if you see a

bad call you initially you're like you want to speak of like okay you catch yourself because it's like come on it's a literally game these umpires are not you know they're not professionals or they're getting paid 12 bucks an hour to do this. It's not a big deal. It brings out the worst in people, man. It's weird. Don't like it. I mean, you're just taking your normal sports watching and you're going to watch another sport. And it also involves your your bloodline. So it's just, it's very hard. It's hard. It can be hard to turn that off. You want, you want your kid to, you know, have success. You want your team to win. You want your kid to play well. So like, you're emotionally invested in the team. Like, I do get it. And there's that snap reaction when something doesn't go your way.

You're like, you want to like, you know, like you shot at the TV at home or something. But you've got to, you've got to like, you've got to take a beat. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy the natural instinct that's built into like someone who grows up watching sports and still, to go out there and watch. And like, this first couple games, like, Oh, yeah, I can't, like, I can't have a visceral reaction to a bad call at first. Yelling at an umpire, especially at the, from the stands, right? At the professional level has been like, it's normalized. I mean, you see coaches get thrown out of game.

It's because they get in the umpire's face and, you know, they get tossed. And it's like, oh, it's fucking, you know, the crowd loves it. It's fun. It's been, it's been normalized in sports, like yelling at, yelling at the rafts or the umpire or whatever. And it's just, well, you can't bring that to a little league field. You just can't do it. These kids, they take everything and they watch everything. They don't want to see their dad get tossed from a game and yell, yell a bad word.

That's so sick. Fuck Dan Hurley. He should have technical. He should have. He absolutely should have. That is like the most ridiculous one. All he did was headbutt the guy. We have forehead pressed him.

A former, I guess, ump in the in the chat. He says, when I was 16, I got followed to my car by a coach after I called his son out at on it out at first on a bang bang play at a 9-10 game incredible stuff like imagine following like an umptu- what is wrong with you yeah oh it's bad did he miss the call or not there's very little of that in his league thankfully but it happens actually dylan was just out there just honestly trying to review pitches just tap in his head yeah

that's that's awkward last game of the season you know yeah We back out it next season, though. Back out in the fall. I'm glad he had the big hit in his last to bet. He finished on a high note. It's like, yeah. I'm really pumped about that. That one shot keeps you coming back.

Exactly. Keeps you coming back. Oh, by the way, I didn't mention this in my weekend and fun. I had a, you know Jimmy Clay, the first part three that's like 100 yards, a little wedge. Yeah. Drops off heavy behind the green. So I hit a sand wedge.

lands right next to the cup, starts rolling sideways toward the cup, ended up being like two and a half, three feet. Oh. But I had to start, I was like, what if I got my first hole in one with three complete strangers?

Like, dude, I was like, that would be so perfect. Yeah. You got to buy them a beer. You'd have to get their numbers and, like, no, they can verify it. They can verify it. I'd have to get like a video and be like,

all right, so people saw it. Because to not have, like, one person you know in your group is hilarious. I've never played with just three complete strangers ever. I'm going to start doing them more. It was their whoever's, you know, if there's only one spot, you know, it's kind of nice. I had my own cart. I went no music.

It was just out there. Dan did it a lot. Yeah. Speaking of baseball, I figured out why it was just one of those AI accounts on Facebook that just creates garbage. That's just inaccurate. Like even in the sweep photo that I saw, it had the, like, scores in the background. I was like, Megan's sister went to the game where they lost. So it's like, if anyone's on Facebook, I think they really know this stuff.

Like there are just AI accounts that just make graphics that are just nothing about them as true. It's just the worst shit ever. Cool, man. Got to get that data center though. I know. Actually, hang on. Speaking of. Oh, oh, yeah.

Hold on. Dave, I'm going to join you a little data setter sip. I need to post that video. I took a video of you at Matt. doing your data center impression. Do you remember me taking that? I do. I'll put it up.

Another Georgia football player got arrested. When? I think yesterday? At what point is there like a federal investigation? Oh, wait, hold on. I may have been McCockenerd. This is a no-three sports post. It looks like a real mugshot, though.

I don't know. Anyway. Hey, David, Dylan and I are just getting got by the fake news sports media. Yeah. Trust but verify. Seriously. Did you sleep okay last night? I did actually.

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If you're on the fence, this is your sign. Do it. He's right. Of course I'm right. Well, we got to talk about clav again. He appeared in court in Miami on a public discharge of a firearm. You might remember a couple months ago where he got in some hot water. of course, as the noted kick streamer clavicular.

I don't know where he was previously in the Chad rankings. I'll check. We're at check now. I have to assume he dropped. But remember he was popping off shots into a dead alligator? You can't do that. You can't just discharge a firearm in public. I don't think it was dead until he lit it up.

No, he was dead already. Are you sure? Yeah. Because I saw that. It made me sick. As long as he wasn't doing like a shotgun off a shark or something like that. Yes. That's on your watch, bud.

I had nothing to do with that. Just posted it. Let's see here. Who's run in TFF, is that? It was damn. Funny enough, the chat rankings, the first thing is this photo. Oh, God.

You got peremagged? This is tough. Really taramored. Let's see here. Sadly, the neutral and detached magistrate that Clav was appearing in front of is potentially the best looking judge I've ever seen. You don't, look, I'm going to tell a tale here out of school

and I hope you guys don't mind. You don't get a lot of hot judges. You dropped the four. That really was wondering. Hold on. We'll stop the show. I'll have to dig that out later. That's really bad.

Just try throwing something away in the trash? Yeah, my breaker. Oh, that's stuck to my finger. Now it's in the between the seat cushion. All right. Do you want to watch this video? Yeah. idea.

monetized, along with wildlife and firearm safety courses, if they do violate their probation that could face up to 364 days in jail. All right. Oh. It is kind of funny that he has to do community service. Cuban Tarzan is the other fella. Yeah, Cuban Tarzan. I forgot he was wrapped up in this deal, too.

This is a hot judge. Dude, look at these. He's so good looking. This looks fake. Like, this is, look, we're going to glaze this judge real quick. This is Judge Marcus Bach Armus, 11th Circuit, I believe, Miami. Gray facial hair, extremely great jaw. Hairline hair is just great.

Just a piercing guy to be in front of. It's like a movie stuff. May I please the court? Yeah. Calicchio I didn't hear a word. He said he was just like admiring like this guy's. He was like calculating his, you know, his facial. He does like the facial calculation.

It's funny that clavicular probably actually like having this be his judge like was okay with his sentence because like the same reason why he wants to vote for Gavin Newsom just because he's a good looking guy. You probably just respected this judge. Yeah. Yeah. Totally off looks. Get the cap. Man, this is Tom. Did they know?

Did they, how did this? What are the odds? Like the one hot judge. There's probably five attractive judges in Florida. No offense. They just flew in a hot judge from somewhere like, hey man. You got to take this case. This is going to seriously up your Q score here.

Look at this guy. It's unbelievable. Where's Clav in the in the chat rankings? Fourth. Fourth, he dropped to like. Because of this. That would be funny if that actual discussion, like, look, man, he's not going to take his punishment seriously unless he's getting it like from a hot alpha male. He'll respect this man.

He'll take the safety on course. I like the little caveat that he cannot monetize or stream his community service. Yeah. It's good. So you can't be picking up trash on the highway. You wouldn't take it seriously. Have like a crew out there. Yeah. Which he absolutely would have done. We're getting community service max right now. I did enjoy the code tweet. In the looks maxing justice system, bog-based offenses are considered especially heinous. That's good. It's a good tweet. Man, he really, if you thought this guy was going away. No. You were wrong. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I I didn't expect this kind of a runway.

I thought maybe we had like another month of it. He's got some real staying power, doesn't he? Yeah. Give the write-up from the official Chad rankings. This is, Clav goes to court for his alligator incident, but then gets brutally terromogged by the Chad judge. Some people compare this moment to the infamous frame-mog by the ASU frat leader because of this devastating aura loss.

Clavicular not only descends in the rankings, but, also loses his current protagonist title and it now belongs to zeta oh my god he's been the current protagonist for a long time that's a that's a big loss for clavicular here i don't know zeta's deal i don't know but man he's been talked about zeta at one point he's been top for a while and i have i have no idea androgynex still number two interesting who was the one that uh if i know cloud like i think i do he'll be back up near the top don't lathe was the one that um He's the climaxer. Yeah, he's 11th right now.

Oh, wow. He fell out of the top 10? Or did he never make it? He's just knocking on the door. He just got bumped up four spots. See, what he was doing? He was using the natural saline from his tears to go through his hair and give it like that kind of like beach. He was crying on purpose.

Yeah. It's not funny. Hold on a second. Ladies could be Chad's too. It looks like we have a lady in the number 12 position. She just got a four. Liska, Russian queen. I don't know who this is.

Shout out to Liska. Yeah. But she could be a Chad too. Okay. We'll continue to monitor these rankings. There's another one, Zena. Yeah, Zena's 21 and Skoblatt is 18. So it looks like we got some ladies.

Scabla. Aurora is 22. Hey, this is my girlfriend, Skoblatt. Is there somebody, there are Chas out there like in this world that are just hanging around unranked? And they're just like, come on, what do I got to do to get in the top 25? How do I get my name in the mix? Like, what do I have to do? Look, we don't know any of these people.

So I can't endorse anything that they do, but it's just always a fun thing to monitor. Yeah. This is a topic with Micah. By the way, Micah now goes by Hard Money Micah. Hard money, Micah. Really? Yeah, that's his new name.

Yeah. No more Johnny Dallas. It's hard money Micah. Okay. Okay. He just came bursting into Matts with a Roeback on. Love that. We really did have the biggest group,

just hanging out by that bar yeah dude that was fucking we were mobbing yeah we really were oh yeah also thanks to the uh the backer who pointed out to my ex-wife was also at mats when they walked by us that was quite funny shout to the backer yeah dude i was so confused because the guy didn't look like the guy he looked like somebody i knew and i was like and he was mouthing something to me i was like what's going on do i know like do we know and his wife was behind him and she, I was like, oh, okay, it was very, there was too many people.

It was, that place is a scene, man. That place has been, the, the, the senior in college all the way to like the mid to late 20s post grad now dominates mats. It's having a, not that Matt's ever, like, fell off, but it's having a major resurgence amongst the 20s crowd. UT students have found mats and they've made it a spot.

yeah for you remember that those UT students that you saw that triangle of death yeah crazy yes you shouldn't do that what was it it was yeah what three places uh it baby a's was one of them a purple mark i think it was hopefully it wasn't two purple margs and then it was texas chili parlor there's some kind of drink there i forgot what it is then the last stop is mats with the the knockouts okay don't do that It's way too much alcohol. Way too much. Hey, do this.

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That was a little sped up this time. Oh, good, dude. This one's called Best of Social Media over the weekend. Yes, yes. We have the president went to Truth Social and did a post. It is just a, no caption. It's just him. walking with a

gotta say a real ripped up alien like a like a extraterrestrial oddly oddly like oddly like oddly jacked what's around his waist is he cuffed

I believe he's in shackles okay oh yeah he's got him around his ankles too again can't can't understate how jacked this alien he's getting frame logged he should already thought this one I'm not real sure what happened here

what do we do what's the eight What are we doing to aliens? I don't know. Was this a... It's truly not a distraction of any sort. I don't know. This is like a symbolic play for deporting illegal aliens. Or if this is like, oh, I'm releasing the files that everyone cares about. It has a alien files.

1.53K returts, if you were wondering. You've never had a retrues. At least at that time. I never posted on truth social, no. God. You're never going to crack the top 25? I'm too old, man. You're a bottom 25, Chad.

I'm aged out of the Chad rankings. Jeez, sad. Okay, well, yeah, this is cool, no context alien, sick, I guess. Sure. We pulled it the next tweet. Like, if they had an, stop, hold on. If it's like, dude, we captured an alien, this is not how we would move, transport the alien from, like, building to building. Yeah, I don't think the president would be escorting it.

Yeah, the president wouldn't be walking, like, shoulder and shoulder with the alien. Like, you can't have your president that close. We saw what happened in Independence Day. That alien's not. You can read your thoughts. That alien's been on FitBugged. You could read it. I went to Earth and I framed mug their president.

Oh, man. They shackled me. Oh, man. I'm top five chad. I done mug the orange man. Oh, goodness. Zoom in on the aliens lower house. Just look at that bicep.

Get that shredding on. You want to see his ding-dong? I'm just curious. What do they do? Is he tuck in or he just doesn't have one? Everything else is anatomically correct. They procreate differently, Dan. Also, is his feet just shoes?

Looks like he's got shoes for feet. Bitch ass little feet. He looks like hooves. He's got some mitts on him, though, dude. Look at those things. That could palm basketball quite easily. Boom, get your paws on him. That's my John Madden.

You need to put him at Z receiver, man. Do it John Madden. Boom, good his paws on him. I don't know if I have a madden. I don't either. I clearly don't. I want you to do it. And boom.

I was pretty good. And boom. That was one of the, that was one of them. of the things he said. It's me, Pat Summerall. The Lake, the Great, Pat Summerall. Yes. I've been cutting for this photo.

Got to get beach ready. Oh, man. Coming for that ass, Zeta. Just like Dylan coming from that Zeta ass. Okay. No. Oh, man, we're not doing that. It's a different kind of Zeta.

Sorry, fam. The different Zeta. I pull up the next suite that it really, Oh, here's the segment. This next suite really pissed me on. Dylan's been champing. Dude, fuck this tweet. Chopping, frothing.

I don't know if you're familiar with Doge designer on Twitter. I'm sure it's a great account. He's just, it's the biggest Elon Musk, like, fanboy account out there. And I've heard people speculate that Elon Musk actually runs the account because he's constantly retweeting it and interacting with it. Sure. And it's a picture of Elon Musk with, I don't know who the other gentleman is there, but he's just making like a stupid, like, eyebrow raised face. And Doge designer. Zoom in on this.

Yeah? Sorry, dude. Doge designers, stop. He said Elon Musk is by far the funniest billionaire on this planet. Dude, this isn't comedy. What are we doing? Dude, you forget he's a billionaire. He's like the emoji, though.

He is the least, he's actually the least funny person I've ever seen. Oh, my God. Dude. What are we doing here? Your favorite billionaire's favorite billionaire. Like, if you want to glaze this guy for, you know, SpaceX and this. things he's doing in industry. Okay, whatever.

I'll hear you out. He's not funny. He's not a funny guy. He's actually really cringe. Are you jealous that you're not the funniest billionaire on the planet? I'm not even the least funny billionaire on the planet. I don't qualify. I'm far from it.

This is so fucking stupid. He's got his eyebrow up like a villain or something. Dude, that's so funny. Oh, my God. He's like, Honey Badger don't care. Yeah. You would never make the clutch move or eat. What are we doing?

I am in the morning. What are we doing? You'd bet you'd make that. How low, how low is the bar for comedy? You do the unclutch move of like peeing your pants or something. Yeah. You don't know comedy. You're all deepy pants.

Dude, he raises eyebrow in this picture, dude, and I couldn't stop laughing. Shut up. That's all I got. Just want to get off my chest. That's all I got. Do you have EDS? Elon derangement syndrome? Yes.

I do not. I don't know, man. You sure are thinking a lot about this guy. Yeah You know so much real estate in your head He's gonna build a freaking date I'm at that hey Imagine thinking that much about another man

Gonna be me Gonna be me I know it Dude I can't get this off I can stop laughing I know he had just screaming Hey hey I recommend not watching us on Spotify for that

Because you're gonna think he's way funnier than we are This is sick dude I mean this isn't comedy guys Is this in China Where is China He was there with uh He was I'm sure it was totally socially normal

They had to fly the beast over there, too, the vehicle that Trump drives around in. Is that what it's called? Yeah, the beast. What's the beast? It's the super armored Cadillac limo that he rides around in. I wonder how they got it there. Why they had to fly that over there? Because they had to transport him from the airport to wherever he was going.

In China? Yeah. He's safe. They're not going to. China. I don't know, man. They're just going to continue. Does it?

I was wondering if they, if they, If there's a part of Air Force One where they can load cargo that heavy. I don't know. I'm just curious. Interesting. Why didn't they just 3D print it when they got over there? Yeah. Good question.

Everything about that? Sounds like he hasn't. I need to get this off screen. It's too fun. Yeah, dude. Oh, God, there it is. It's so funny. Yeah, man.

This is crazy. A good show today, guys. That's just a lead-off triple, man, this morning show. Boom. We'll see tomorrow. Bye. John Madden. Bye. Goodbye.

We'll see you tomorrow. I'm Pat Summerall for John Madden. You do a better pat than you do. Okay, bye. Show still going, dude. Bye. Okay, bye.