Circling Back - Matthew McConaughey & The War on Espresso Martinis

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

Happy 4/20 to all observe. In honor of 4/20, we did exactly zero 4/20 content on today’s episode. Instead, we talked about The New York Post’s war on Espresso Martinis, McConaughey’s cringe moment at UT’s new basketball arena, the masculine urge to dig a tunnel, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:14) The War on Espresso Martinis (30:19) McConaughey Blesses The Mood (47:40) The Masculine Urge To Dig A Tunnel (1:00:10) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Mizzen and Main: www.mizzenandmain.com (CIRCLING35 for $35 off) Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (STEAM for 20% off) Framebridge: www.framebridge.com (STEAM for 15% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin c and superfood acerola. My name is Will DeFreeze. To my left, David, Mr. Hootstick himself, Ruff. If you're going to lead off the pod with a new song, new voice, you've got to stick with it. You can't just work back into your old voice. I got too excited. That was his mega chill, it's 420 voice. But I got too excited, so I had to transition into my normal cadence.

That was your mind of Micah voice. Mind? Micah. Okay. Let's just talk about it. What's going on with Drake and Taylor? Are they putting out some music together, or are they just friends? Or is it something far more, dare say it's fucking hot should we have

done headlines on this i think she has a boyfriend right isn't she getting married you know she can she plays her cards pretty close to her dave i don't know what she's up to these days does she she never talks about her uh romantic well i think she talks about it after the fact true i don't i feel like when in in the actual like throes of her relationships we're kind of just hung out there to dry i mean i don't know i'm looking on dumois you got the t i can't find any what's the t dude for the t okay what's the t that's what i'm saying i'm searching for the t i'm looking for the t i haven't unfollowed uh dumois yet i got a warrant out for the tea are you doing a 10-year investigation on it on the tea correct okay i mean they might not be together when that investigation concludes right right yeah well

we got mr low t himself dylan shivery in the building so right now i'm sipping on that gas but when i leave here i'll be burning on that gas because it's 420. You know I burn. Also, let me be the first to wish Fritz a happy 420. Thank you. Thank you. He's very excited. It's his birthday.

Yeah, he's very excited about that. Yeah. Dylan, I saw yesterday. So I was in the office alone, you know, kind of just vibing out in here. It was like, you know, about four o'clock. Randy had just headed out. And I was just doing some straightening up in the office and i saw that somebody had left a mug just sitting in the sink from their bing bong and given i don't think you you've you haven't made any bing bong

here yet have you dave no i haven't made any bing bong here brett doesn't drink bing bong brett's an anti-bing bong guy i've never seen randy drink a cup of bing bong before he does it's weird i i don't know who could have left that mug in the sink all dirty. It's just setting a nasty precedent for our kitchen. Are you sure I did that? Absolutely. Are you sure? I don't know who else it would have been unless it was Will and he's just deflecting.

Dave, do you want to go over there and see if the mug is still sitting in the sink? Maybe someone used it for something else. Dude, I'm going to call you Mr. Coffee Pot because you're about to get poured out. You're scared right now. You're playing real scared. Randy, is are you owning it yes ah i see thank you randy we've solved the mystery we've solved the mystery intern adam i would never do that i'm very responsible with my dishes that's why i called you out for it hey you need to let adam know there's a new initiative a new dish initiative here we don't have don't have custodial service.

I'm not mad at Adam. I'm not mad at you. That's on you, Randy. Yeah, that is on you. Adam reports to you, Randy. Randy's got to be better. Hey, own your shit, bro. Hey, also, I would like a formal apology.

Do you know what's Jocko? I would like a formal apology. I want the backers to hear it. Go ahead. I apologize for creating a bulletproof case against you leaving your stuff in the sink no no no you you've lobbed an accusation they just and i just got shot in the leg by intern adam we just went from dumois to larue that was a straight-up accusation and uh i've been proved a good reference i've been proved innocent. Good reference. I've been proved innocent, and you need to apologize. I just apologized.

Not really. All charges dropped. You're free to go. Well, given that it's 420 and the vibes are just mega chill, and I'm going to be high as a kite in 45 minutes from now, you know, I'll just let it go. But don't do it again. Okay.

Deal. I'm not going to get high. I'm just let it go. But don't do it again. Okay. Deal. I'm not gonna get high. I'm just kidding. You said 45 minutes. Like, unless this is a short podcast, you're gonna be, it sounds like you're gonna be burning on the pod. Maybe I will.

I gotta take part to a baseball game later. So I'm not gonna burn. You can smoke weed at baseball games. I'm not gonna smoke weed at a seven-year-old's baseball game. I think it's more acceptable to be high at a baseball game than drunk at your son's baseball game easier to hide i would imagine probably put some shades on and just like no one berates an umpire while high

it's like that call that was not a good call that's how it would go is that this is hi dylan hey what's up dude the umpires are like 10-year-olds. They just volunteer. Those kids don't know shit. And they take it way too seriously, and they're pretty annoying about it. But there's one little ump. He's 10, and he's giving warnings about leaving bats out and stuff. Doing his job. Yeah, why are you criticizing this kid for doing a good job?

It's like, shut up, you little shit. I i have a little league question are they allowed to slide um i believe they're allowed to slide they don't but they're allowed to why don't you slide you were out if you slid it was like player safety that's some soft shit man that is that's soft yeah ymca ball that's real soft anyway i was always like dude why don't you slide i already did that no one heard it oh i didn't hear i'm sorry it's okay dude sign into your room maybe he would do our podcast today on like eve six i saw him by the doo doo dolls if you're out there and you're wondering why we're not interviewing the lead singer of eve six right now please just go tweet eve six and say why didn't you go on circling back i don't want to do him like that but yeah look he we were pretty much boys now he follows will and i on twitter not dylan which makes it i don't know this guy is

okay hey man chill dude shit chill hey his name's backs dude like if you follow me i'll probably just block his ass you probably have a lot of followers that follow you, not us. I could use a follow, yeah. I'm still bleeding. But we're going to... Next time they come through... They were kicking off their tour in Austin. I hope everybody went out to the Mohawk.

I couldn't as... I have a kid. As do you. You do too, but you wouldn't have gone anyway. Yeah. No. I spent my night last night just crying over children's books. You guys see these children's books that are just made to make you cry?

What's the deal with that? I can barely see the words. I was just crying so hard. What's the one you read? Good Night Moon? Love You Forever, dude. Oh, Good Night Moon's a good one too. How's it go?

I can't do it. Don't make me do it. Fritzy. It's an insta-cry. I don't know how people if you don't if you make it through that book without crying you're absolutely heartless damn okay okay what'd you guys get him for his birthday dime bag you saw my tweet earlier that's why you referenced time back because you don't even know what that is narc assc-ass motherfucker. True. It's $10 worth of weed. What do you want? Shit, man. Yesterday's price

is not today's price. I mean, the amount of weed $10 can buy has probably changed over the years, but $10 is $10. I need a dime that's top of the line. All 20 sacks only. Really? Didn't they used to call you all 20 sack? Right.

It's a terrible nickname. Wait, why? It's not good. Is 20 sack an actual thing? One season they put me, they lined me up on the edge. I got 20 sacks. Then I blew my knee out. In one season? Yeah. Set the record. Damn.

Then I blew my knee out. Couldn't play. I can't imagine you being like a badass defensive end. I don't know why. I blew out my growth plate. That's why. I can't imagine you being like a badass defensive end. I don't know why. I blew out my growth plate. That's why he was good. He could run through their legs. I'm like, damn, this dude's –

I was a tweener. This dude with the mustache is super quick. Dave, you said you blew your knee out. I'm looking at your knees right now. I'm not seeing any surgery scars or anything. That was his back that got blown out, not his knees. No, they went in through the back of the knee. Oh, really?

You get it? Like your back getting blown out? I'm familiar with it. What's the back of the knee oh really you get it like your back getting blown out familiar with it what's the back of your knee called because isn't this called or no the back your elbow is called the weenus right never heard that dude squeeze my weenus you can't it's weird you can't feel anything in there you notice that there are no nerves in there i'm gonna pinch my weenus as hard as i can right now i'm i'm pinching my weenus i could not be pinching it harder than i was right now that's crazy hey dave come touch my weenus. I could not be pitching it harder than I was right now. That's weird, dude. That's crazy. Hey, Dave, come touch my weenus. Dude, pinch your weenus. Can I pinch your weenus?

Come get my weenus, Doug. I feel like a teenage dirtbag. It's weird. There's no nerfs in there. Randy's doing it, too. Dude, I'm pitching it so hard. Look at Randy's weenus. Dude, Dylan is absolutely desperate for the thumbnail today.

Desperate for the thumbnail. Oh, here come our mail key. Let's go. All right. Randy, go get the mail key. This is exciting stuff, dude. Thank you, sir. We're becoming an actual company. Yeah. We here come our mail key. Let's go. All right. Randy, go get the mail key. This is exciting stuff, dude. Thank you, sir. We're becoming an actual company.

Yeah, we can check our mail now, which is huge. Yeah. Mail! Very cool. Man. Hey, I got some announcements to get out of the way.

You guys ready for these? First and foremost, yesterday we did a Patreon episode. We did DadPod. Thanks to everyone who sent in. We just talked about dad parenting shit. Yeah. If you want to send in your own question go to wash media.com slash submit and we'll get to it next month also we're doing worse stuff on the patreon we're doing randy's

game show next week it's just big things popping over there patreon.com slash podcast a good dad pod epi yeah i've decided i'm not going to do questions anymore about like hey what what products would you recommend? Like, you know, we already did that one. So I'm only doing fun questions from here on out. Spoiler alert. We just talked about our son's weenuses for like 20 minutes. Yeah, they have no nerves down there.

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Don't look at me. I've not been to said party. I took one and a half last night, and I was out like a light. I slept like a freaking newborn baby. Do you feel like when you take that half one, you put it back in the package? You put your little half one back in the package. The reason I took a half is because Bay wanted a half the other night, and I cut it in half, so it was already there.

I didn't bite it in half. Did you guys cut it in half, or did you lady in the trumpet? We usually do that, actually. That's just facts. We do that. But this one was cut. It was clean. I did a half one the other day.

I did one last night. I was hungover, very hungover Sunday, and I was like, you know what? I normally don't do these during the day. Did a half one. Had a great little Sunday. Watched some golf. I'm obsessed, man. I went into my pantry last night, and I was looking for something sweet.

I saw a little sample pack, a little strawberry sample packs that had one left in it and i was like you know what it's time let's do this i need to reload soon dog i slept like a baby like i said in honor of 420 every order will get you a limited edition sticker by artist will bryant the following discount codes uh our discount code is promo code steam for 20 off everything at earlybirdcbd.com again promo code steam or if you're ordering today use promo code 420 uh it's time to talk about something very important in the news cycle right now uh something that's very near and dear to us is being slandered uh and there's concerns surrounding it oh my gosh what's happening let's hear the tea i'm not talking about fajitas i'm talking about espresso martinis you guys hear about these some are saying that we were

a little too early on the espresso martini wave you spilled the t knee on it why are you doing the randy you hear that one you didn't hear i can't even look at you. That's okay. Would you say espresso martinis are the hottest beverage going right now? Usually serve pretty cold, actually. Hold on. I think the crowd's about to laugh. Oh, no. They didn't laugh. How come you never give me the laugh track? No, no, no. That was good.

You never give me the laugh track. That's honestly one of Dylan's better jokes. Thanks, Dave. It's low-key and high-key actually an insult but okay oh that was good i mean that that's not like as funny as i used to accuse me of never laughing i just laughed at your joke what's i don't know what's the current it cocktail what is it if it's not espresso martini i want to know what it is you're right it is it's hot in the streets is what you meant or what you're trying to say. The Flamingo Dave is pretty hot. What's that?

Some people call it like a Paloma, but it's just got a little bit of a different twist on it. It's kind of a new twist and an old favorite. Okay. Is it pink in color? Because you know pink is my favorite color, Will. Yeah. Well, Flamingo. Aerosmith, dude. Flamingos are pink because of what they eat. Do you know pink is my favorite color will yeah well flamingo smith flamingos are pink because of what they eat do you know that it's the hey you know they always say you are what you eat

though well they're pink because are you doing a flamingo impression right now big ass hey got him it has gotten bigger lately that's true no but they're pink because of what they eat their diet, David. Right. What is it? Algae or plankton? I literally, I said this on the podcast recently. That's why I'm bringing it up.

That's why I'm bringing it up, you stupid shit. Well, we all need to have an issue with New York Post. Can I read something from them? Algae, small seeds, tiny crustaceans like brine shrimp, fly larva. Palomas, too. Still trying to figure out. They drink a lot of palomas. I had a paloma.

They've got drinking problemsoma did you really people say i've got a drinking problem yeah midland we actually been trying to talk to you about that it's a good song man uh the new york post refers to uh espresso martinis as over-the-counter crack for faux sophisticates that seems insulting foes that's wrote this over the counter crack for faux sophisticates i kind of like that uh johnny oliksinski hey johnny you goddamn son of a bitch why don't you come down here and tell us about it hey remember when uh the waitress what at um sat down at the table had sammy's just totally just pulled one over on us she was like she came up we were like ready to wrap up we were all just hammered and someone ordered espresso martini to like as with the check was about to come she goes i was actually just gonna see if

everybody wanted one yeah we obviously no one's gonna say no thanks for adding 180 dollars to our bill on the last second dang what that what'd that cost us? $180. That's a lot of damage on that. Plus tax and tip. She was looking at me. I was sitting at the end of the table. Yeah, we're like, yeah, we'll do teenies. Just bring them. I was just like, yeah. We'll do a round of espresso martinis for the

boys. You know what? The ladies can have them too. Save for the ragazzi. That's very nice of you to let the ladies also have them. The ladies can have the drinks. Save for the ragazzi. That's very nice of you to let the ladies also have them. The ladies can have the drinks as well. The ragazzi is going to be eating and drinking well tonight. Do Dick Vitale ordering a round of martinis, espresso martinis for only the boys.

Trying to get jacked up, baby. It's time. Tini's for the boys. Hi, can I get you anything else before I close out? Yeah. Okay. Tini's, baby. I'm standing right here Can I get you anything else Before I close out Yeah Okay Titties baby I'm standing right here I have other tables

What do you need We want some espresso Martinis for the boys Only for the boys And the women Yeah And the women We're going full corn press

On the espresso Ladies can I get you anything The type of titty Get one for everybody Okay Thank you I'll have those right out Ladies It's pips too

you did a lot with that dick there's a comma in there well our boy johnny says the pandemic has led to a table sleep habits melatonin sales are soaring what is this like shut up these guys are fucking wuss cool dude baby talk is so this guy needs to be put in a headlock. They're recommending that everyone needs to stop drinking caffeine by 3 p.m. and alcohol is a depressant. And once it's metabolized through your liver, it can affect your sleep. Like, shut up. You know what's a depressant? The current state of the world.

Thank you, Dave. I've actually been wondering why we're not talking more about the world and like the economic and political affairs. Have you seen what inflation is doing to food prices this says this says consuming multiple shots of espresso a day can increase your heart rate and at times be the culprit for atrial fibrillation anxiety and depression do the joke fibrillation no beating here's the face of the guy who wrote this he's just a total squid dude come on let's not do's not do that. He's a total boner.

You can't help what your face looks like. You were just imitating him like a total wuss. Yeah, that's because of his writing. And I was just confirming that he is, in fact, a total wuss. What does this guy order at the bar? They also give a warning here. It says, also, coffee can improve the taste of alcohol, and sometimes people may not realize how much they're consuming.

Savvy B. Yeah, I'm trying to mask it. This guy doesn't recommend uh drinking on adderall either probably doesn't like drinking 78 beers and feeling uh fine until the next day and then you feel like you want to just drive off the road on your way back from port a uh not didn't happen to me or anything but i'm sure it's happened to somebody sure probably apparently kate moss said of these drinks she allegedly said that this drink exists to wake me up and then fuck me up wake me up before you go go hey man maybe you should just go go what do you mean like we should we fight johnny are you guys gonna stop drinking espresso martinis because Johnny wants you to?

Look, I'm going to be real with you. I have had the thought of like, okay, I probably don't need this espresso at 11.30 p.m. if I want to get anything close to a decent night's sleep. But the fact that I let off the night with four other drinks, it probably did me in. So let's just ride. Let's just get that espresso in there. I mean, me, I'm out with the boys. Last time we all went out, 1130.

I'm already thinking about going home. I do an espresso martini. It buys me like 20 more minutes, and then I call Uber. If we made it through the Four Loko endemic, like, we can make it through the espresso martini pandemic. Like, we're going to be just fine. I'm not worried about it.

What about, are there any studies out there dave about jolt mixed with uh pappy van winkle a jolly wink there's no way these are worse than vodka red bulls yeah i agree with you like at least coffee is like just straight up bean water yeah hurts nobody it kind of does sometimes stimulates the economy so full disclosure back in duncanville was looking for celsius non-spawn was looking went to two different gas stations didn't have it i settled for sugar-free red bull oh no and dude i used to drink a lot of those in college and law school. They are not good. The aftertaste is just the worst.

I think I like the aftertaste because I associate it with like high school when I actually loved, I just thought Red Bull was sick. And so I think it's like nostalgic for me and I actually enjoy the sugar-free Red Bull taste. It just brought you back to like a movie theater getting an HJ. I do like that. Honestly, Dave. I like it. Close.

They're good. It takes me back to being in like the passenger HJ. I do like that. Honestly, Dave, I like clothes. They're good. It takes me back to being in the passenger seat of my buddy's Subaru, and we're just doing nothing. Just driving around drinking Red Bull. Smoking weed. I had a couple in Vegas, man. We weren't even cool enough. What were you doing?

Just not talking to chicks? Probably driving to my buddy Stu's house to go play Halo. Nothing better than just going out with with the boys having a few espresso martinis and talking to zero chicks it's just nothing bad how many espresso martinis do you think we knocked out when we were in vegas as a crew 78 a lot because like at dinners we were all getting at least one round of espresso martinis at the high rollers lounge that we just lived in because we're high rollers they're going to be passed around at our wedding reception as they are bay's signature cocktail well i'm going to ask i'm going to ask for a pitcher of espresso martinis for our table so

i can fill everybody up when they're when they're in need no please don't please is there any is there any restrictions on how we can consume it what do you can't what do you mean uh like will brought a funnel or randy wanted a butt chug it um i would ask that you not do that at my wedding yeah but would you actually be that mad if randy keister to espresso martini at your wedding would you be that mad um i don't know if mad would be the word it'd be like just like totally uh disgusted with randy as a person yeah actually i'll be mad too. Randy's butthole should not make an appearance at my wedding. Can I ask a question about your wedding?

What if he's tanning? He's just supposed to leave it at home? I'd just cover it up with clothing. It's probably fine. That's fair. Can I ask a question about your wedding reception? Yeah, man. Are there people that will be sitting outside? There are no tables to sit at oh okay it's all standing room oh okay okay and yes the patio will be available to you okay i was going to request a table not outside as i am a certified sweat boy and i don't want

to sit outside we'll get you some ac dog don't worry i'm gonna be pitting regardless oh the only time you'll see me outside is when i'm smoking cigs. Can we smoke cigs in the reception? Of course. It's encouraged, actually. Oh. Yeah. It's just small. I got a new cigarette holder.

It'll be small plates. Guerrilla DeVille? Hors d'oeuvres plus small plates. You can walk around. The plates are so small. Please, sir. One tiny crumb of plates. One small plate, please.

The alcohol. The cocktail menu, though, is fire. Old Speckled Hen is on there, too. No fireball. I will. Wait. I think I might have your back on that. We're going to be passing around to handle a fireball with a GoPro strapped to it at your reception.

We did fireball on Master Saturday when Dylan got everybody sick. Yeah. I just got myself sick. I definitely got sick from you. You didn't? Oh, yeah. It was a five-day delay on the sick okay provide us some dna we'll go test it we'll compare it to oh it just came back i'm 100 that bitch my antibody test came in today i'm still busting i'm pro bodies and we've done this yeah it's a true story though when you showed me your results and it said greater than 2,500, it took me about three minutes to figure out the greater than or less than sign.

Dave, COVID's over, man. No one cares about your antibodies anymore. Oh, okay. Tell that to the people in China. Greater than or less than is not easy. That's not a layup for everybody, Dave. I can't speak Mandarin, so I can't. Okay, that's fair.

I'll hop on Sina Weibo and talk about it. That's going to help. Okay, that's fair. I'll hop on scene in Weibo and talk about it. That's going to help. Everyone go put their ones in the chat of my Instagram. Dude, I left a great comment.

Did you see it? I haven't seen it yet. Is it any good? I said happy and then I used the one. Fritz. And I said, let's burn soon. Wow.

Happy birthday. Any other notable birthdays today? I don't know. Why do you... It's Fritz's birthday. Why do you care about anybody else right now? No, I'm just seeing if 420 yields any other birthdays. Let's find out. He's not the only one on 420, David. He might be.

We're looking it up right now. Carmen Electra. Andy Serkis, not familiar with him. Yeah, this website is making me... I'm behind the paywall. People forget that Prince named Carmen Electra. Okay, so we've got some heavy hitters for his birthday. Noted...

Oh, no. Oh, no, it's not great. Adolf Hitler was born on 420. That's tough. Yeah, that's a tough one. That's not ideal. Jessica Lange, Luther Vandross. A little Anita.

Carmen Electra. We did her. A little Anita. Carmen Electra. We did her. We said her. Sorry, Carmen. Chill out, dude. What is she up to? She's probably wondering how she's still named Carmen Electra after Prince. Prince named her.

Your name's Carmen Electra. People forget that. It's a tight fact about her. Napoleon III, dude. Look at us. Prince told her. Wasn't aware there was multiple Napoleons. That's embarrassing.

So her given name is Tara. He said, you're not a Tara. You're not Tara. You're Carmen. That's the quote. Carmen Electra. And then you started going, like, Carmen Electra. Joey Lawrence has a 420 birthday. Whoa.

Whoa. Dang, try one. Whoa. Dave, try one. Whoa. Dude, Wim Hof. Wim Hof. We're absolutely cooking right now. This is great. Killer Mike.

Ooh. Catch a beat running like Randy Moss. Whoa. We even got Steve Spurrier. What a day. What a day for birthdays. Don Mattingly. You know my Don Mattingly story.

Donnie Baseball, man. What happened? He saw him play once. Rangers, Yankees. Didn't you throw him on the ground? Yankees were running laps, running on the warning track. And I was in the outfield because my next door neighbor won a contest from Wendy's. I'll get to that in a minute.

And he ran by. I was probably five years old. And he looked at me. I didn't know it was Don Mattingly because I was five. And he goes, hey, kid. And gave me a nod. My dad goes, that was Don Mattingly. He just said hi to you.

That's your Don Mattingly story? That's a good story. He said hi to me. He was the only one in the line that acknowledged a little kid standing there and all. That story didn't deliver. Then it gets better. The contest my neighbor won. They brought Old Arlington Stadium.

Did you ever go? The original Texas. It was a total show. Yeah, I think I Stadium. Did you ever go? The original Texas. It was a total show. Yeah, I think I went. Did you? Oh, yeah. Okay. Really shitty stadium.

Actually, I watched Bo Jackson hit the longest home run ever in that stadium. That's sick. That's a good story. Wendy's brought a helicopter in, hovered over the outfield, and dropped fly balls as my neighbor had to catch three. And then he got a year of Wendy's for like a year of free of Wendy's. That's pretty sick. That's dope.

Was Wendy in the helicopter? No, it was her dad, the old guy. Oh, fuck. I don't know. He's this guy. Dave Thomas? Is that his name? Yeah, DT is what we called him.

Really? Dave. D Tom's. That's better than the Don Mattingly part. Well, it's all part of the same story. It's a package deal. I thought it was a good story, Dave. Thanks, man.

I think it's kind of messed up. Don Mattingly. God, the Raiders have really gone through two new ballparks since that stadium. And the other one they just left is great. It's fantastic. Except for it's in the middle of Arlington. B, it's very hot. Is it going to be like a minor league park or something?

What's the story with it? It's so nice. I heard Dude Perfect just bought it. I went to a home and derby there. They were going to turn the Pontiac Silverdome into a giant strip club. Mike Piazza? You guys ever hear that? Frank Thomas won.

Frank Thomas. Mike Piazza hit one in the all-star game, I think. No? What? After the Silverdome was left by the Detroit Lions. It's a big hurt. It was. You want me to go over this?

It was up for sale, and it almost got sold to be the world's largest strip club, and they were just going to turn the Silverdome into a giant strip club. What's going on up there? That's unnecessary. It's in Pontiac. If there's one place in the world that does not need the world's largest strip club, it's Pontiac, Michigan. Why is Michigan so horny? Don't ask questions. And do not ask me what's happening in the Upper Peninsula right now.

I'm not allowed to talk about it. Stop reaching out to me, everybody. Youpers? Youpers? Does Rinella have anything to do with it? Can't talk about it. I really don't know what's going on there. does Rinella have anything to do with it?

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He's the face of your university. You're a fan of him. I am a fan of him. Doesn't it look like I tweeted this video based on who the video is coming from? What? No. Will Dupree? Oh, that's okay. That is weird.

Yeah. What are we talking about here? All right. So there's a new thing in Austin, Texas called the Moody Center. It's a new basketball arena for the UT basketball team. It's a new event center for concerts. I'm going to see John Mayer there tonight in the first concert at the new Moody Center. I'm going to see John Mayer there tomorrow night.

That must be nice, dude. What's the damage on tickets like that? Literally zero. I'm going to go see Eve Six there when they play be nice dude what's the damage on tickets like that literally zero i'm gonna go see eve six there when they play here that's what's up i'll be with dave and we'll not be there i rock with dave because dave rocks with us dave the jacket's sick yeah what about look it's mcconaughey i mean he's he's a cool mfr he's a cool dude he's still cool but he's he's also just a total bummer. That's a good – Dave, I'm glad you asked that question. Is he still cool?

He's still cool. He's cool to us, but is he cool to – he goes to UT Athletics and he talks to the baseball and football team. Is he cool to 19-year-old kids? I think his shtick is a little worn on some people. Us, we're about to talk about it. But he's still a cool dude like here's a question that i had yesterday i was listening to john mayer in the car just getting psyched up

for the concert and i was thinking to myself are there going to be a bunch of cool teens at this concert or is john mayer's like old enough now to where like teenagers don't care about him anymore this is gonna be north of 30 and a lot of ladies that's what i was trying to figure out and you is it gonna be i've never been to a concert i've never been to a target rich environment you know what i'm saying what's i would never do it in that manner i'm sure my wife will be happy that i'm targeting women it's your problem fucking milf hunter over here well yesterday was the ribbon cutting ceremony for ceremony for the Moody Center, and they invited one Matthew McConaughey to not only speak at it, but lead the crowd in song.

I don't think that they hired him for that. I think this might have gone off script. Randy, can we just play the clip? It's a minute and four seconds, so bear with us. Set the stage on his outfit. He's currently wearing what I would consider to be a Western hat. I'm not going to call it a traditional cowboy hat. It a short brim cowboy hat why did he not my not looks good on him not my swag he should have just worn a straight up cowboy hat yeah five gallons but

he's mcconaughey this is a little more formal looks like it's uh definitely felt he's also hitting us with not in season by the way a burnt orange suit that looks like it's a tuxedo not worn with anything he kind of is rocking the uh white on that jacket, which is kind of sick. I guess. It does have the vibe of the tuxedo worn in Dumb and Dumber. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it kind of does. No, it doesn't.

It kind of does. Yeah, it kind of does. A little bit. Randy, play the clip. I apologize to everyone listening. Will you do this with me? Just because it'll make me feel good. It is time to bless the mood.

Are you ready to bless the mood? Are you ready to bless the mood? Oh, my God. Are you ready to bless the mood? I need some help, please. Chris Beard looks like... Are you ready to bless the mood are you ready to

come on now give me some backup bless the mood 1,2,3 are you ready to bless the mood are you ready to bless the mood are you ready to bless the mood

are you ready to bless the mood are you ready to bless the mood? Come on, CDC. Are you ready to bless the mood? Are you ready to bless the mood? Here it is. Are we ready to bless the mood? It starts right now. Thank you, Irwin Center. The memories we have there we're bringing over here, but it's time to turn the page.

Let's keep writing the book. Let's bless the mood. Hook them. Thank you, Austin. All right. That is the definition of tepid participation from the mood. Hook them. Thank you, Austin. All right. That is the definition of tepid participation from the crowd. He called Chris Del Conte, the athletic director, CDC. Yeah.

Is that what he was talking about? Yeah. I was very confused. Yeah, CDC, dude. He doesn't have like a cringe barometer, you know? No. Like 10 seconds into that, his instinct should have told him, like, this is not working. I need to cut it off

and move on. His stock has been soaring for so long that anytime he starts doing something like that, most of the time people have been buying in. I'm worried that the McConaissance is coming to its end. McConaissance. I don't know if we're doing that. Did you just come up with that? I think I've heard it before.

I think I read it. It was probably on The Ringer. It's like, are we going through a McConaughey right now? Ranking all of his best movies from 10 things. Or no. Fuck. How to lose a guy in 10 days to. Dude, I never had Will Botch in a. The one where he had cancer.

What? Fuck. Which one was that? Dallas Buyers Club. Oh, that was A. He won the Oscar. That was A. It's not bad.

I mean, still, I mean. Oscar winning performance. Terminal disease in many cases. If you dramatically change your physique for a role, you're going to win a major award for it. It's usually not if you get like yoked, though. It's usually, there's some anti-yoke bias. No, you have to get skinny for it. Or like, what's the woman's name who was a monster charlie

starin did she won an award for that she did she won the she won the academy award for her monster like she got intentionally gross no you can't go on a hotness journey and win an oscar you have to go on an ugliness journey to win an oscar yeah so brave ticket indeed brave that's a ticket dog yeah he's never had anyone around him that's been like, hey, man, what if you cut it off after two plus the moods? No, dude, you always have to triple down when something's going bad. It is cool that he's so supportive of his university, though. It's cool.

Yeah, but what if instead of that, he just led them with, I don't know, the eyes of Texas? I know that's problematic. Because why do eyes of Texas when you can bless the mood? Yeah, it's an original. It's a McConaughey original. I'm glad that we're blessed today to have somebody in the studio who is a UT fan, Dylan. So which of your Frank Irwin Center memories are you bringing with you to the New Moody Center?

I haven't been to the Frank Irwin Center in several years, but my favorite time there was the time i went to an elton john concert so what sporting memories though i know it's got a long storied history not many texas basketball probably that year boddicker was just throwing it down on people i watched kd play there a couple of times that was fun i've been to that arena two different times in my life. One was for a Baylor game, Dave. Mmm. Yeah. UT got smoked in that game. Got a good program. And then the other time was for I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this guy,

Kanye West. Oh, yeah. You went by yourself. Ooh, I didn't know he was at Moody. Old Moody. I did go by myself and I had an absolute blast. Frank Urban Center is not a great place to watch a concert. It was good for me because he was floating around. Yeah, that was the... Okay.

The Moody Center looks dope. It's swanky. I haven't really looked at too much stuff from it. I'm kind of hoping just to walk in tonight and just get my socks blown off. Get your rocks off? I'm not wearing socks at this concert. What am I saying? Are you going by yourself?

No. Who are you going with? I'm going with Sally, my sister-in-law, and her boyfriend. Very cool. Thanks for the invite. Are you going to come to the office tomorrow? You're literally going tomorrow. Why would I not go in the office tomorrow?

I don't know because I've seen you sometimes. The concert's not at like 11 a.m., David. I just figured somebody's going to be having a little thought at that thing. I don't think I'm going to turn up at like a john mayer concert might turn down for what turn down for what that's the song i was referencing thank you you think texas is going to land any recruits based upon that what mcconaughey just did like there's some guys who just dropped into the transfer portal and they're like hey i'm i'm going to texas Just saw what Conahay did. That's what I call him, Conahay.

No. But he sits next to him on the bench during games, which is kind of cool. Is that cool? Yes. He's not Conahay. He works for the university. He's out there scheming up pick and rolls. He works for the university.

If he really cared about these kids, he would include them in Instagram videos so they get better NIL deals. Great instead he's just instead he's just he's just being the the centerpiece of all this and just doing like putting out viral videos of him giving speeches to these kids no you got to put these kids on a pedestal his uh wife wrote a children's book she's very beautiful is it heat i didn't read it i just saw the video he dropped with her she's will it make me cry i could write a children's book do it wow it's so easy to do it no one's gonna publish it put that on dylan's bragging montage if you told if you went to a publisher and you're like hey i have 42 000 41.9 000 twitter followers uh would and going down

would you publish my children's book having having unnecessary having read many children's books to my son um you just need a dope illustrator okay but like like the words it's like there's nothing to them you need like a good message to go along with it and it's like little charlie goes to school and it's like i mean this i mean no disrespect you're the last person in here right now that would write a children's book what do you mean i don't think you i don't think you have it i don't think you have the juice for a kid's book you could write a book but not a kid's book yes i could i would crush it but no one's gonna publish my shit but conway's wife yeah we'll do it we'll let brett do

a pdf self-publish it you could print it on your printer like we can sell a thousand copies you can't print books on my printer yeah you could what kind of printer do you have it's a you can print anything if you put your mind to it was it a dot matrix printer fucking nerd you got a toner dude but that shit's not even 3d it's easy to write a children's book wow if you were if you were real fucking dude you'd get a laser printer think of how many books you can print with your laser printer i think it is a laser printer laser printers still take toner you don't even know what kind of printer you have all right gutenberg jesus you don't know what a laser printer is you think you think it uses lasers don't you i can't believe a laser

that's what it sounds like a laser printed this we could we could collectively write a children's book yeah fairly easily it wouldn't take us like i'll take us like six days what's it gonna be called it's not gonna take six days yeah we're seeing someone to draw the pictures man why don't we do what why don't we do like not a children's book but we'll do one for kids that are you know discovering what sex is and we can just call it boners happen and we can explain like the sensations i don't hate that dave you ready dave do you want to write a book where we explain boners to pre-adolescent kids prepubescent i'm sorry may i just don't want my name on it i'll ghost write it i ghost ride whips all the time ghost write the book have you yeah when was the last time you did that this morning really i ghost wrote it out of my driveway then i hopped in when it was time to like

tear up the street did you notice that little bit of traffic right outside it's because i was swanging i didn't notice the traffic wait what i was swinging lane to lane really yeah why were you doing that that's dangerous i was just riding slab did you sit sideways or no is riding slab. Did you sit sideways? No. Is riding slab how you say it? Have I been saying it wrong this entire time? I thought you was a slab guy. I thought it was called a slab. Like, I thought I was driving a slab. You can call it a slab.

Oh, okay. I thought it was a noun. But you can also ride slab. Slow, loud, and heavy. That sounds like the way you said it sounds way tighter than the way I said it. I saw Will sitting on Dayton's out there. No. I'm not hating on Dayton's.

You do some D's on it. I don't have any Dayton's out there. No. I'm not hating on Dayton's. You do some D's on it. I don't have any D's on it. Dayton's. They're lowercase. I have a neighbor who has an old Riviera that has the spokes poking out. Dude, how are those not wildly illegal? Great question. They definitely should be.

I think about it often, but I don't ever want to ask because I don't want to look like a narc. Yeah. And I also feel like if I ever send anything to someone that has that, they're way tougher than me just because they have those. Like I'm on the highway next to one. Oh, I better not get within six feet of this vehicle. It's going to take my wheel.

It just seems really reckless. It's like a demolition derby car. It's terrible. Dude, this is a Hyperniche Austin reference. Can you imagine driving that to burn it off that road that has the smallest lanes ever? I hate that road. There are some roads you just can't drive on if you have those. You're not going to Matzo Rancho parking lot.

No. Certainly not. Oh, yeah. You can't park in the Matzo Rancho parking lot. That's a great point. Well, you put out a hell of a vibe, though. No, you don't. You put out the vibe of someone who's going to stab you.

Hey, that parking lot sucks. Yeah, it stinks, baby. Yeah, it stinks. Don't drive to Matzo Rancho if you're visiting. I just pop curb. I'll park on the grass like a bad boy. I've never done that. I'm too wimpy.

Oh, I do it all the time. I'm too scared, dog. Dylan did that last time, and I had to get my wench and go pull him out. I saw a woman trying that a couple months ago, and she took her bumper off. It got stuck on like a little light post thing. No, I felt really bad for her. And she was so embarrassed that she left her bumper there. No, you can't leave the bumper.

She was humiliated. Like me and several other people were just sitting there watching. Dude, you didn't help? She drove off. You've seen the finale of Seinfeld. Did you get arrested for that? Dude, she drove off. What do you want me to do?

I wouldn't take it. Sorry, I just spoiled it. I didn't mean to spoil the finale of Sefeld for anybody i'm not a noted spoil spoiler guy like dylan oh yeah i love to spoil i was thinking about taking my front bumper and putting it on the back of my car as a spoiler okay i wouldn't i don't recommend that but okay man that's so embarrassing. I know. I know. You can't leave your bumper behind.

I would absolutely leave. Like, I'm not staying, but I would probably get the bumper. I would get the bumper, throw it in the car, and leave. This is toxic, what I'm going to say, but, I mean, I bet she just called her husband and was like, hey, you got to go by there and get this fucking bumper. Yeah, my bumper's at Matt's El Rancho. I'm not going back there. Some people leave their credit card behind or maybe a purse or cell phone. She left a bumper.

Help. Somebody's probably left their car in the parking lot. Had one too many. Yeah. No, she just left the bumper. Anyway, what was that segment about? Bless the moon. Conahay's got this.

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That's going to throw a lot of people for a loop on this trip who were like, Oh no, I didn't do anything. A lot of FaceTime going on from Cabo. I've already ordered. I've already ordered the gift. You're like, you're like four penis deep at the pool.

Checking in with Nance. Going to Cabo for Mother's Day. Just so happens Dylan's doing this thing. Well, they shouldn't have it so close to Dilly Day Mayo. It's on the moms. I'm sorry. Dilly dog. Dilly dog.

Have you guys ever had the masculine urge to dig a tunnel? Yeah. Of course. Yeah, man. I mean, we've all dabbled in spelunking so why not dig some tunnels what's spelunking again cave dwelling i know what it is but i'm just i'm just doing that for the people at home right well a recent reddit post has since gone viral you guys know what viral means yeah it means it has morality according to micah it's like 200 likes according to micah it might be eight it's viral so a girl went on the self-advised self-advice uh subreddit she said so i know this is a weird question but my boyfriend

likes to spend a lot of his free time digging a tunnel on some property that he inherited i haven't seen the full extent of it but last I saw it was remarkably deep under the surface. He spent roughly a year on it and it's evident. The front of the thing is deep, wide, and well put together. At the front, which is the only part I've seen, he's got cement beams, electric lights, and even chairs and a small table. I haven't gone into it, but it looked like the quality severely dropped as the tunnel went further, mostly becoming an open dirt with some wood beams holding it up. Let me ask you this. Is she dating El Chapo?

That's a good question. He's in the Supermax. Well, his boys know how to tunnel. That would be, look, there's a lot. If they tunnel from Mexico to Denver or wherever in Colorado. Colorado Springs? Where's the Supermax from Mexico to Denver or wherever in Colorado, Colorado Springs, where's this? Oh,

Mexico, somewhere in Colorado. Then you know what? Free, free the man. He deserves to be free. Just yeah. Full exoneration.

We're still mad. Maybe this guy's employed by El Chapo. Has anybody done the meme of, uh, he's probably out cheating and it shows like a pic. Her. She says that. And then the guy,

it shows him just digging the tunnel. The meme where, where like, like i'm and he's thinking about other girls and then he's in bed just like god my tunnel is so deep i'm gonna make so much progress this week in my tunnel oh my god she's a tunnel she notes later in her post that it used to be that he'd occasionally head out and do some digging on weekends but now he spends almost all of his free time out there he still comes home but he barely spends any time with me. And I know that he isn't doing anything, but digging that damn hole in the ground. Who's just digs for fun. I don't get it.

This guy just wants to dig. Sounds like a job for mud vein, right? She said before he got to the property, he would still dig. Now he's just, now he's got his own land. He's just going ham.

So I recently on Tik TOK, I got kind of lost on Tik TOok and i got stuck in a little wormhole no pun intended you dig it about about dudes just digging holes these dudes just love digging holes that was a thing we did when we were kids have you ever dug a proper hole with a shovel it sucks no it is not fun no these guys are digging like dope holes that like at the end of the like when it's done it looks like you just place a hot tub in them. Like they have like very straight lines on the walls of the hole. Like they're high-end holes.

Why? I actually have one. They're high-end holes. That's a nice hole you got there, boy. Lots of damage on that. That's a good-looking hole there. I think I've told this story before. It might have been on a previous podcast.

But one of my friends growing up, he went to University of Michigan and had a professor who his passion in life was digging trees out of the ground he would go stumping so you'd cut the tree so it wasn't the tree it was just a stump you would cut the top of the tree you cut the tree down and then there would just be the stump sitting there and what he liked to do was with his bare hands go out and dig and take the stump out of the ground with no equipment that's really stupid and it would take him like imagine his fingernails how dirty no it would do to take him weeks to do it if not if there's equipment for that i had to take a stump out of my yard one time and i was able to get like 80 of the way there with a shovel and i couldn't it

wouldn't budge so i pulled it out with my vehicle it was kind of sick that's pretty manly it was cool yeah be careful man some of them roots grow into the foundation you're in trouble i hear you just digging a tunnel what's what's the end game here no don't go marvel on me dave but what's the end game the bomb shelter yeah it sounds like he's had to get rid of like infinity stones right that would be a good place to put them in a tunnel what do the infinity stones do dude you don't even want to know you'll have to listen to come to find out

do the do the cinematic universe of Marvel our new podcast me Randy and Adam come Will named it not me can't wait to check in on that one Randy can you make a really good

graphic for that what's it gonna look like like someone spilled a yogurt on some letters Dylan you were talking about digging holes I've got a hole with your name on it oh really what do you mean yeah it's out near vastrop way vastrop way yeah we should go check it out and what size is this hole about 85 inches really by 30 feet it's a very very significantly deep hole damn yeah it's shallow

and deep is that right no you can't be shallow and deep at the same time you're gonna find out today i don't know how to describe the hole actually turns out i just went out there and started digging dug it with my bare hands though you dug 30 feet down with your bare hands yeah how'd you get out of the hole uh rope wow are you gonna put me in it no you can try you threw a rope in the hole don't get dirty oh that was that was pretty graphic yeah that was disgusting That was pretty graphic. Yeah, it was disgusting.

First he names the Marvel pod. The Cinematic Universe of Marvel. That's a very normal standard name for something that's about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. You have to think that they thought of that before they went with MCU. They were going through the potential acronyms and they're like, you know what? What if we use a U with an umlaut?

Like make it Q. Ooh. Q. What is that thing called, the umlaut? Something like that. I was hoping that you wouldn't circle back on that. I don't know, man. I'm a dummy on that, too.

That's the two dots, right? I don't know. Mr. Grammar over here probably likes it. Andy Grammar. Kelsey Grammar. Did you see the two dots, right? I don't know. Mr. Grammar over here probably likes it. Andy Grammar. Kelsey Grammar. Did you see the too much dip tweet? Oh, no. Drop a pin one?

No. Which one? Was there a grammatical error? I didn't want to call out anybody. So you didn't want to do it behind the scenes, so you're doing it on our most popular podcast. It's a good tweet. It says it's Devin Book uh dapping up a baby just meeting

your new early 20s co-worker oh it's the yore and the apostrophe no no you're fine you're fine sorry i was i think i was on high alert for the yore someone explain to me why that apostrophe would would go there you can't you can't you know why it's because a lot there's a lot of outlets that do that a lot of people it's more common than not doing why? It's because there's a lot of outlets that do that. A lot of people. It's more common than not doing it. Well, the thing about it is a lot of people are stupid. Are you saying Landry's stupid? I'm calling him out.

I'm saying Landry's apostrophe usage could use an overhaul. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Do you want to run through Dorns? Dude, your kid's book should teach grammar. It should. There you go. I just gave you a purpose. No one in this country knows how

to use an apostrophe and it's upsetting i don't like it when people put an s after rbi oh that's kind of smug it's baseball guy it's baseball guy smoke when you say it you say rbis i'm not talking about verbalizing things i know i'm talking about i'm talking about grammar this is a good thing to fight over. I like this. Let's fight over baseball, dude. I don't even look at RBI anymore. Did you hear about Dylan and Will? Yeah, Will quit circling back.

Dylan beat him up talking about baseball. I only look at war. Why would Landry do that? That's the only stat I'm concerned with. Why would Landry do that? A little bit of slushage rating. I'm a slugging percentage guy. Slugging, yeah.

Come on, Landry. If you're listening. You play a lot of baseball. What was your glugging percentage? 100%. Bitch. It's pretty good. Catch me glugging.

What did it sound like? Glug. When you were in your pitching days, what was your whip, daddy? I just hit the nay-nay. I didn't whip. Okay. Yeah, I used to play fantasy baseball. That is one thing I'll remember.

Watch me whip. Whip. Dude, I had Cliff Lee during his coming out year. Watch me nae nae. Pre-Rangers? Cleveland Indians, baby. Oh, okay. So pre-Rangers trade.

Yeah, I got him for a dollar. That was honestly one of the best days of my Rangers life when they traded for Cliff Lee. Then they made the World Series. Oh, one of the best days of my sporting life was when we got Prince Fielder. That didn't exactly pan out, but when you trade for someone like that in baseball,

it just feels different. At least we didn't sign him to an absurdly large deal, and then he had neck problems and didn't really do much. His neck and his back. Speaking of, look who just texted it too much dip is Landry listening in did Randy just did Randy narc on us and just uh air us out what's your problem dude Landry hey man what's your problem shaking my head man hey we sold the blood couch for the people at home interested oh yeah, yeah. The hunk blood is out of here. It's too bad.

No, we saved a little fabric sample. We're going to multiply the hunks. Those people were clutch yesterday, man. They wanted to take anything we didn't want. Loved it. Can we talk this? What else did they take? The table, dog.

Did they pay for that? I threw it in. It was a bonus. I threw in a bonus table. Oh, shit. Added value. Yeah. That seems unnecessary to do when they're just picking up a table i take it they didn't look under the table all the gum that i put under there well i drilled a big hole in the middle of the table for wires the masculine urge to drill a hole we didn't tell them why there's a giant hole in the middle of the

table it's actually for glory they've just dug that hole himself actually it took me a couple weeks yeah i was just straddling the table just they didn actually for Gloria. Dave just dug that hole himself, actually. It took me a couple weeks. Yeah. I was just straddling the table. Yeah, they didn't ask why there was a big hole in the middle of it, but it's out of here. We used to lay face down on that thing. Wait, what?

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Again, that's VizzyHardSeltzer.com slash subscribe. Must be 21 or older. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Thank you for asking, Will. My weekend kind of starts tomorrow, which is Thursday, as I'm going to John Mayer with Bay and some of her work associates. Should be a good time, man. I'm excited to check out the new Moody Center. Bless the mood. All right. Got to ask.

Give me your fit for mayor and we'll give me your fit. Oh, I haven't planned my fit yet. I haven't planned mine either. What does Brittany have you wearing? Has she laid your clothes out yet? Not yet. We haven't discussed yet, but she's got something in mind for me. You're going to be wearing a blazer.

Maybe. Maybe I will, bitch. to be wearing a blazer. Maybe. Maybe I will, bitch. Don't wear a blazer. I got a hoodie under it, though. Yeah. That's your move. That's Dylan's thing. That's Dave's tech startup vibe.

No, it's Dave's. It's Dave's look. That's how I talk when I'm wearing it. Yeah, so I got May or Thursday. Friday and Saturday, don't really have much on the books right now. Parks will be out of town until Sunday. I get him back Sunday, so I'll hang out with him then. But until then, I'm open to do something.

Look, this is – I have a weekend I have until I get married. Kind of crazy. It's my last weekend until that happens. Man, I don't know, man. I'm getting nervous. That whole thing. But if y'all want to hang out with me, I'm down. We'll see if you fit into my plans.

But I want to hear Dave's first. Thanks, Will. Let's see. We got game three tomorrow night. And then we've got game four. I believe it's a Saturday afternoon game. Hopefully, we got Luca back for game four. I don't know.

Some people are saying game three. Who knows? But we got a happy hour Friday. I don't know if we've really officially announced that. Brett's not going to be here for it. I really want to Brett. I'll go by myself. I'm going to happy hour Friday.

Randy's going to ghost us. He's going to be like, no, I got wanted Brett here for it, dude. I'll go by myself. I'm going to Happy Hour Friday. Randy's going to ghost us. He's going to be like, no, I got some baddies on the line. That's something he's never said. No. No, he's our chivalrous king.

He's, yeah, he's a very... I was thinking about that the other day. I was like, I'm glad that I can trust Randy to not be a creep. If Randy had creep vibes,

we'd always be like, God, is really doing something creepy right now i mean he's got dork vibes not creep vibes you've seen his recommended no scared every time i every time i try to open a browser on randy's computer that just starts freaking out he has so many viruses i think uh i we're going to have a good weekend, though. Going to lay a little bit low. Had a big weekend last weekend. Do you want to hang out with me?

Maybe. Maybe. We'll see. I'm fun, man. Yeah, man. Last time we hung out, you had everybody over. I was sick, dog. I know.

Yeah, we know. Oh, it's just allergies. It's okay. Allergies are are bad i feel like shit right now i'm glad i got sick when i did because if i was sick like for fritz's birthday i'd be really upset what are y'all doing for that i guess this is a good segue into your weekend yeah tonight's it's cake night he's gonna be eating cake tonight yeah my weekend starts tonight cake by lake austin. There you go. That's really good, actually. I'm probably going to steal that tonight. You should. Yep.

But we're going to pregame the John Mayer concert with a little cake tonight. And yeah, I'm just going to go vibe out tonight. Outside of that, I'll be honest, guys. I put out some feelers to some people that don't work for this company regarding hanging out this weekend, and it's bleak out there. Why do you always don't want to hang out why don't you like look at us and like hey you guys want to hang over here i don't get it man you never hang out those on the weekends i reached out to my brother-in-law regarding playing golf at lion's municipal golf course to see if he wanted to be the fourth

assuming that you might be in. And guess what? They have a tournament out there this weekend so no one's playing out there besides the tournament people. Is it the... It's their spring partnership

is what they call it. I think it's their most competitive tournament they have out there. Oh, it's like a real tournament. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not the... I'm saying maybe you could

like toss me an invitation at some point. Well, it's kind of a given that I'm going to end up like talking to you. And so I reached out to Mike who's going to New york city so he's out this weekend so what's drew up to man he's playing in the tournament obviously dude he's gonna win he's so annoying i guarantee i guarantee you he will win this tournament he will get a trophy for it the last time i saw them

play he and his partner last time i saw them play they combined for 14 under on one round and this is a two-day tournament that usually finishes with 14 under as being the winning score i'm sick of his shit they're ballers but yeah i don't have anything else going on fritz's party is next weekend so this this weekend's pretty open for your boy it's probably the first open week and the only open weekend i'm gonna have for a little bit so i might need to take advantage of that. Who knows? Maybe I'll go hang out with Randy and his baddies. Ooh, does Randy have another date this weekend?

We don't talk about Randy's dating life publicly. He's not giving me anything on here. Anything else today, guys? That was a fun one, man. You think Randy will invite you this time? That's a good question. He shakes his head. his track record is not good not good at all yeah daddy's tired over here man that was a good pod i think we left it out there

if you guys want to leave a voicemail for tomorrow 888-618-4422 again 888-618-4422 what's your mayor fit i don't know t-shirt probably i don't your mayor fit? I don't know. T-shirt probably. I don't think I'm going to step out of my comfort zone for a John Mayer fit. You don't dress up for a concert, right? If this was a concert where I had bougie-ass seats or something like that, but we're just in some normal NARP seats, so I'm not too worried about it. NARP seats.

What are those, Ron? I don't know. That's funny. Dylan doesn't sit in the NARP seats. So I'm not too worried about it. NARP seats. What are those, Ron? I don't know. That's funny. Dylan doesn't sit in the NARP seats. Dylan's in like a box or something. Your boy's down there. It's Brittany's company. We're not paying for it.

I'm going to assume, based on what I've seen, that there's no bad seats in this place. There's going to be food and alcohol available to us. Oh, cool. For free. So, sorry. Peasants like me, I available to us. Oh, cool. For free. So, sorry. Peasants like me, I have to go eat before the show. No, I'm doing it tomorrow night after we record.

Can I pencil you at a happy hour? No, are you kidding? I just don't know, man. We're the first one here, bitch. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's going to be the four of us at happy hour.

Brett's gone. You think I won't show up to fucking happy hour? We're going to force Randy to hang out with us. If you're a backer who lives in Austin that looks like Brett and want to go to happy hour with us to sub in for Brett, just send us a photo of yourself to the circling back account. Or Dylan at washedmedia.com. Send all pics to Dylan at washedmedia.com. Randy, are you in for happy hour? Sure.

Okay. Nah, I'm going to the east side. Come on, dude. You have no one cooler than us to hang out with i promise i'm going to the east side with omar we're gonna eat tacos you bet 100 when he's gonna do this we're using that that the money we uh we made on the blood couch the hunk blood couch on for happy yeah yeah our slush fund is going straight straight to uh happy hour on friday let's get out of here bye