Circling Back - Mechanical Bulls & Cheese Rolls

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

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Well, well, well. It isn't the old circling back podcast. Yep. That there is a circling back podcast. My name is Dave. Wednesday. It's our first one of the week. We're about to get this part off. Joining me in studio producing is Randall Trimbachy. Hi, Dave. Do you like my new shirt? You didn't

want to have it come up organically? You wanted to force this thing? Do you like my new shirt? Yeah, I like the shirt, man. It's fine, dude. Show the people by the way. It's a visual show. You want to see Randy shirt. He's so proud of that he kicked the show off with it. Go to our YouTube, youtube.com slash circling. That is turd right here. Let's see here. Make it rain. And then it appears to be not real cash, but Cole's cash that is flying through the air.

Make it rain, bitch. What did that set you back? 12 whole dollars. Okay. You didn't buy it with Cole's cash? No, no, I didn't have Cole's cash to spend on it. At a given time. Okay. Well, I mean, good shirt, I guess. Yeah, good perch, man. How you doing?

Doing swell. How are you doing? Pretty good. I'm doing pretty good. We're about to polish off that last wandering bear, cold brew that's been sitting in our fridge since my goaded snack run a couple of weeks ago. To be honest, Dave, you've had some suspect snack runs in the past. This one was pretty good.

It was pretty good. Say it was goaded. It was goaded. Hey, I just added a little segment later on. It's called the quick PP minute just to wrap up the season. I didn't get a chance to talk about it yet. We'll spend just a couple of minutes on it. Before you do the segment, we explain what that is.

Cause people were probably like, what the fuck? Oh yeah. PP minute is about, uh, my, my son's little league baseball season. Because you P on a baseball. It's like a slang for hitting a ball hard. Pit piss on it. Yeah. To piss on it. Yeah. When you really deconstruct the joke, it kind of, yeah, it's the PP minute. Yeah. When you really deconstruct the joke, it kind of. Yeah. It's the PP minute.

Yeah. That guy right there doing that kind of joke is Dylan Shivery. It's PP instead of piss because you know, they're little leaguers and it's cuter that way. Um, this is the quickest ever steam room as far as, as far as I'm aware. Can we turn the steam on real quick? Randy, can you do that? I think we have that.

I think I ruined it one time. It was an episode where everybody was gone and I played the audio too loud. What's up with Texas banning all the THC products, David? Not really. So Texas has passed Senate Bill 3. Make it make sense. Senate Bill 3. Would have been another way to package the segment. Which bans all consumable hemp products that contain any synthetic cannabinoid.

And of course this one focuses on synthetics because regular THC of course has always been banned in Texas. It is against the law. So Delta eight products, anything that you can vape ingest any form has been banned and goes into effect in September. I believe what's going on. Are you going to say make it make sense or not? Make it make sense.

That's the segment. I'm just, I just, uh, just and I just don't know about this one Did you write a letter to your representative they didn't read it yeah, they sent it back to said no, we're good, man They didn't even open it. Damn Yeah, it's interesting I've extended the platform to our good friends at early bird CBD to our good friends at Early Bird CBD. We'll see. Maybe we'll have them on and talk about it.

Early Bird, I believe they informed us that they are going to be moving out of state. I don't know if that's public knowledge. Okay. They might be moving. We don't know. Yeah. I don't think they're going to be upset

that we share that information. Maybe not. I think it's assumed that all Texas based THC related products are going to have to do something different. Yeah. Well, they could be, um, they could start selling widgets and do hickeys instead of what they were

selling. Did you ever think of that? Some Whirly gigs, perhaps. These of course are all not real products. They could start selling skibbity dees. Ooh. Skiddily booze. Toilets. Toilets. Anyway.

That would be the worst pivot if you're like, well, we've got to start selling toilets. Although I was reading about the guy on the Dodgers, the Japanese guy who wanted the Japanese toilets installed in the clubhouse and he got them. And let me tell you. He did? Yeah. What are the defining characteristics of a Japanese toilet?

You haven't been to Japan? I have not been to Japan. This guy's been taking American dookies for too long. Oh my goodness. So Japanese- Heated seats, bidets, other advanced features, mainly. Yeah. But like the heated seats is, is kind of, it's kind of nice. Of course I'm talking about, uh, Roki Sasaki.

Yeah. Not, not the other one. Show. Hey, Otani. The other one, the other Japanese Dodger. Sure. Yeah. That's nothing wrong with what I said yeah, you're on thin ice

You might wanna he's not on thick eyes Japanese any place for the LA Dodgers doesn't yeah, I know sure Give me some heated toilets And you gotta have a lot of pool to get something like that installed for you. No, it's not a pool It's a toilet. You don't swim in it. Yeah. I've never used a bidet. I really, I know we had a Tushy, Tushy reads for like three years. I know I never, I never installed it.

Wow. I just uninstalled mine. Captain dirty booty over here. You got that, you got that Nat nasty ass. No, I got a clean book. Damn. I got a clean book. I've never used a bidet man. The booty do.

Today's it was a good product. I heard wonderful things. Come back. Maybe Dylan will you get something you're scared of the, he wouldn't bleach it, he wouldn't wash it. What's going on with Dylan's butt? Let's see it. We're not going to start a question.

But I have the cleanest butt in Austin probably. No. You don't even use bidet. But it is not bleached. Who sings that country song, the bluest eyes in Texas? I don't know. Cleanest butt in Austin. Man.

Well, now I got to know. Bluest eyes in Texas. Of course that is the restless heart. Duh. More like the restless fart. That's not, see, it was, it was tasteful. This is why you took it. You took it too far.

This is why Will left the show, dude. It's just jokes like that. Because of you and because you stanky. Yeah. He couldn't, he couldn't deal with your smelly old butt anymore. No, that has nothing to do with anything here. That is a flex though, to get the, get the team.

It's like, yo, we're going to do this renovation. What if we got some, um, state of the art toilets? I bet you the other guys are fired up about it. It's assuming they all get to use it. It's not just for him. That's pretty dope. Yeah. Um, the move has been praised by some as a sign of the Dodgers'

willingness to go the extra mile to ensure their players are comfortable. You could argue that they're, that's kind of soft, like, come on. But it's baseball. Not like football. Fellas, is it gay to enjoy using the bathroom? It's a question people are asking. Uh, yeah, this THC thing sucks.

It sucks, man. So we did not actually make it make sense. No, it just, Texas is just going the wrong direction, man. I was told it's a very free state. It ain't brother. Let me tell you, it just ain't. Another, uh, freedom taken away. Oh no, I guess we're going to have to move to San Diego.

Oh, it's not going to be very expensive taxes. Gavin Newsom. I'm very interested in how ACL, if they're, they're really enforcing. I'm saying, I'm interested in how Austin, but they're like government responses, if they're actually going to go along with it, could be the looming battle. There's a little dispensary trailer. 50 feet from my, from my building. Used to be a COVID trailer.

No, it's a different one. Converted dumpster. Different one. Early bird, man, it's sold in like convenience stores all over Austin. Well, that's, that is a, the real question. Um, aside from like how I'm, I'm worrying about our good friends at early bird, cause they're friends of ours. Um, walking into the gas station, there's like two that I go to on Lamar. Both of them have prominently featured display cases with, uh, THC,

synthetic, all those products. There are, what is it? Like 800 plus, um, storefronts in Texas that, that offer. That's like THC related products. It's just, I don't know. Really? It seems low. Does it?

It feels like you could tell me 800 in like Dallas. Austin feels like they're everywhere. I thought I read that number. It could be off. I don't know. That could be right. Cause I mean, but importantly, like, um, you got to stock up if you're into that kind of thing, which I think we are.

True. You know, I like to get lifted. You know, the kids like to vape. No, I like to get wet. That's a completely different thing. I don't think PCP has ever been in bounds. Oh, okay. Certainly not in Texas.

Can't gamble here. Can't do drugs. What can we do, Randy? You can podcast. We not in Texas. Can't gamble here, can't do drugs. What can we do, Randy? You can podcast. You can definitely podcast. You can also go to youtube.com slash circling back and subscribe, cause it's a visual show folks. You can also, actually do you want to just toss this

to Randy or Randy's friend to give the big show announcement? Randy, I'm going to allow you the choice, you go. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and toss it to my friend. All right, I'm Randy's friend. It's me, Randy. Yeah, do you know it is no longer gonna be on Patreon? We're gonna make it into its own thing on YouTube. So I explained it a lot on Patreon yesterday.

Did like a 10 minute segment with Brett, just explaining all the future of it. You had 10 minutes on that? You know, yeah, I think so. Just pretty much talking about how I broke it down a lot. Like it's going to be YouTube, it's going to be very social media heavy. It's going to be a different format. It's just going to be on YouTube, no more podcasts, but yeah.

Just as important, what is replacing it on Patreon? I said that I mentioned it and I said that we'd probably talk about it more on today's episode and it's today's episode. We are set since it's going away, we are going to replace it. So you are getting content on Patreon. We're going to be doing coffee Fridays. Live coffee Friday at the end of the month, instead of a do you know it? Coffee Friday live. Which may believe it or not occur on Friday.

Yes. Yes. So it'd be a live, I think it'd be in the morning coffee Friday in the morning. Chat will be popping. We never know who will pop on. The boys will be getting loose. Yeah. You never know who you'll see on Friday.

Those Friday apps are just a little bit Diffie. You may see the mayor. You might see the governor. You might see a fringe guy named James. We're going to roll Abbott in here to talk about TFC. You're about to make like a handicap compliant joke, weren't you? I love TFC. Come on, Randy.

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Um, we also do listener voicemails every Thursday. That's a staple. Um, and then we do hell we'll do exactly five minutes. That's where we spend the do hickey, the bingo ball do hickey, pull out a number, reference a spreadsheet and we take a prompt and we talk about that prompt for exactly five minutes. It's a lot of fun. So check us out, go give our Patriot on a shot.

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The shirt he wore yesterday, I got to tell you, I posted it to the socials, but it is one of a kind. It is a pretty good shirt. It's an orange poke, like pin dot orange shirt with cuffs and a collar that are orange striped. It's. Yeah. Randy, unaware that there was a device needed two of them really for the cuffs

on the French cuff shirt. So he had to do a little, uh, MacGyvering. I had a zip tie on my sleeve. He's F-t I had a zip tie on my stuff. He's, he's have time. Yo zip tie. Uh, which surprisingly like clever. I think I gave you a toothpick and I was like, figure it out. I don't know what those are going to do.

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us at checkout. Terms and conditions do apply. That's AuraFrames.com promo code circling. Check our socials. I got a post I'm going to put up relating to AuraFrames. I'm going to, I'm looking for some UGC. You know what that is? Do you understand what I'm saying when I say UGC? User generated content. Yeah. So look for that. AuraFrames.com, promo code circling. Randy, how was that bachelor party over the weekend, Hoss? Randy, how was that bachelor party over the weekend? Hoss. You know, Dave, it was, it was just, well, the bachelor party was fine. The, the laser tag with our good friend, uh, Lauren for a party.

Uh, I, I may, I may, I may have shredded my knee. Okay. So the, the, the blazer tag was unrelated to the bachelor party. Yes. Yes. Those are separate. Those are separate things. Uh, yeah. The Blazer tag was unrelated to the bachelor point. Yes, yes, those were separate. Those are separate things. Yeah, so I got one minute into playing laser tag

and I did the smallest move. Why don't you walk out here and show us, Hoss. You know what? You want me to walk out there. Don't recreate what you got shredded your knee. Yeah, don't do it actually. Yeah, I will just show the people at home that are viewing just how much I turned.

Here we go, Here we go. Here we go. The camera's on me. And that's about as fast as I did it too. That scares me. That's like Torico. That's like Torico looking over to talk to Collinsworth. It was, it was such a small move.

It just, I guess I planted my foot weird and, but I've torn my ACL twice and it's the same knee and so it just immediately like just grinded and it just immediately swelled up and went stiff. When I hear things like that, and also when I see videos of athletes who like tear their Achilles making moves that don't look like they're much, you know what I mean? Like Vinny Testaverde years ago, he just dropped back, planted his back foot Vinnie Testaverde years ago, he just dropped back, planted his back foot and his Achilles just tore. It makes me scared that it can happen to me at any moment. Yeah, man.

I just can't get past you pronouncing Achilles. Yeah, you sound like Cartman saying, I gotta reach these keys. It blows my mind. Achilles? I say Achilles? Yeah. What do you say?

Achilles. Achilles? Yeah. You might be right. It just blows my mind because. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. How do, what do you say? Achilles. Achilles. Yeah. You might be right. It just blows my mind because. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's right. But you're right. It, it freaks me out.

If I'm freaked out about it. Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant made a move that like, I probably make it parks as baseball practice. I'm helping out with the kids. Like, you know, I feel ground balls and shit. It's like, yeah. I follow a guy on Instagram. Um, humble break.

He he's like, uh, if you're over 40, it's like over 40, like shit you can do in the gym to like, set, prepare, like basically to not fuck your back up. One of those shoulders like shows you ways to do stuff a lot of it's like for Much older than 40, but I follow it just to like have that knowledge, right? And he has like some specific calf stuff you do to kind of Strengthen and prepare that area just because I'm out there on the t-ball field Yeah, and I'm not doing a ton of running. That's what I'm saying, man. Like you make quick movements.

Yeah. It's little things. And the amount of people that I know that like neighbors who play softball, you guys who played in the softball league that like have stories about people in their league or them themselves, they're like, yeah, like my first softball game, I was trying to run out of, you know, stretch it, stretch a single into a double and boom, like something, something blew up in my knee. One of the horrible, one of the dads in parks, his friend group, he was, uh,

in his backyard, like a few weeks ago, just doing something with his kids. And he said his calf was real tight. He's like, he just like, whatever, it's not that big a deal. I'll stretch it out later. And then moments later, he just buckled and tore his Achilles. He tore it. It just like hanging out in the backyard. Dude, what the fuck? He's just fucking hanging it, trying to be a dad. It's good. I feel like it's going to happen.

Hector, Hector. That's my Achilles from Troy. Okay. Okay. But, uh But yeah. How do I reach these kids? But yeah, it kind of sucked. No pop though? No, like it was a grind and a pop, but like it didn't pop as much.

So I went home and my- Call me Randy's knee the way I be grinding. I went home and my roommate, former roommate, I don't know, it's kind of weird spot right now. You don't have to make it weird. His wife is going to be an orthopedic surgeon. So she gave me like an exam and did everything. And she didn't think that it, the ACL seemed like it was intact. Like there was an obvious signs that was torn, but so I might've torn my meniscus and I'm hoping like the outer section, cause that might just heal on its own. So right now it's just kind of stiff a little bit. I've been wearing a knee brace when needed, but yeah, it's just, I haven't had problems with it in seven

years and I've been working out pretty consistently, like doing jump training and all that. And just this one little move, just not, it's not like, if I was doing laser tag and I was running around and cutting around and that happened, I'd be like, yeah, I deserve this, but this was like just such a small turn and kind of stunk. But the rest of the bachelor part was fun. Went out to a boat on Lake, uh, Lake Austin and being able to just float or in the cold water that really helped the knee a lot. Yeah, there is a photo posted.

I don't know what, what it was posted to, Brett posted. It was you and a friend of the show, Gordon, AKA Gordo. I mean, you guys are just both rocking knee braces on the boat. You can't have two knee braces. Only one knee brace guy's allowed on the boat. Y'all are both under 40. One of y'all should have swam back to shore.

Only one's allowed, man. That's too much. You get no hoes like that, dude. You're scaring the hoes to knee brace. The hoes pop on board that That's too much. You get, you get no hose like that. Yeah. No, no, no. You're scaring the hose. The hose pop on board that boat. They see two knee braces. They're out. Oh no. I took the knee brace off on the boat. You know, I didn't

want that tan line. Yeah. I wasn't going to be like moving around that much, but on the, on the bus there, I'm like, you know what? Might as well have it. Oh, you took it off. I noticed. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really have it on right now. So I would've, I would've been wearing that for a while. I think so. And then a Sunday we did the go-karts and I

was wrong. I thought we were doing the Coda one. They do have go-karts at Coda, but a couple backers very upset at you. Yeah. Yeah. I like until the day I thought we were doing Coda. And then I asked Omar, I'm like, we're going to Coda, right? Like, oh no, we're doing the indoor one because they could accommodate our group better than- But Kota does have one. Yes, they do. So, and I know Omar said that we should go do it. I think Tuesday nights are their special nights at Kota for the go-karts. Who won?

Uh, friend of the show, Nick, I think you've met him before he, he won, but he's grown up doing like motor, motor sports and stuff and like dirt bikes. But I got third. I got third place. You meddled. Yeah. Out of, out of 12. He's on the podium.

I got my little trophy on my desk out there. What about Brett? Brett, I will say Brett got, I think seventh and I was the driver guy. He was, I think consistently cause we did just a practice run of 12 laps. Then we did a seating, which was the best lap got you that. Then we did the actual race. And I think he performed better than me in both the first and the second time.

And he was like top three of those. And I do think he did get a pretty shitty car for the actual race. He had a really quick lap at the BMW thing. So I bet he was very disappointed. That's why I was kind of like, Oh man, he really went into that thinking he was going to win. Yeah. I think you finished fourth among everyone

in the entire event. After the BMW thing, this is a hundred percent true. On the way out of like, where were we? Greenville? Greenville. Yeah. Well outside of that, Spartanburg. Yeah. He was like, said he was talking to the, to one of the drivers who was like showing him how to do it or whatever. And like, Brett was like seriously entertaining, like going

out to like the driving school and doing it. Cause he's like, the driver said like, I was, I was, I showed signs that had potential. Yeah. And he was like, I could see it. He was like, seriously, I think about it. I'm like, is this my next career move? I'm like, that's sick, but like where, why? Yeah. What do you want to do with this?

What are you going to have you driven in Austin? There's not a ton of places to go do that. Yeah. I kind of felt bad because like when we got to the straightaways, my car just would like speed past him and like, definitely he had a bad car. So that the noise you made? Oh, that was Mario. Yeah.

I made that dude throw up at the BMW thing. Oh, I forgot about that dude. And he threw up, didn't he throw up twice? He threw up twice. He got back in the car for some dumb ass reason. The last thing I'm going to do if I'm nauseous is a hot lap. Yeah. The people who were working the event

were very upset with them. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's like a nice event. They bring in VIPs and stuff. And then there's just a guy. Just making. Vom. He made vom right there in the middle of everybody.

It couldn't even make it to like away from people. The second time is just, is just unexcusable. Like the first time it's like, oh, I guess they were very unexcusable. Oh, the first time it's like, all right, man. Sorry that that happened. Got to clean the car, take it out of rotation, whatever. But to get back in it, they were like, dude, what are you doing?

And they were got, they got like actually pissed. Yeah. Rightfully so. Yeah. They should have put like a hazmat suit on them. If you wanted to run a pack in there. That's what I would have done. Oh, also had a Mcgang bang.

You had a Mcgang bang? Yeah. Of course that is that is a quarter, a double quarter, wait, double quarter pounder, double cheeseburger. I don't know from McDonald's and a McChicken and you just take the two patties and put the McChicken inside and just a giant sandwich. It's so good. I haven't had one of them in probably 10 years. Sounds good.

What are you typing? Dude, I'm doing run, I run it back. Would you calm down? Fucking stenographer over here, whatever. Yeah, overall very fun weekend outside the knee. But it's feeling better. It's feeling better. Still a little stiff.

And I think I've officially, which I'm, I'm just taking this as a, uh, optimistic thing that me hurting my knee right now is the catalyst of saying, Hey, I'm hiring movers for my move and it's preventing what would have been a worse injury if I actually move myself. Monday. Ah, Hey, I'm hiring movers for my move and is preventing what would have been a worse injury if I actually move myself Monday. Oh man. I got that. I'm pretty locked in hiring movies, which I know, but I would though. I got up. I got, I got help. I'm helping Dave with his thing. No, we got that thing Monday. No video. Are you freaking serious? No video Monday. No video Monday. No video Monday. Are you freaking serious?

Yeah, no video Monday. Ah man, but what if like we need video? Ah, do you want me to help you with that? No video on too much dip or circling back. Take the day off. So just wear. You're watching this, you're not paying attention. No video on Monday.

I don't really think we need to do this weekend in fun for everybody, unless you have some highlights. And you know, you're saving PP minute for later on. I didn't plan on, I just really want, I think the people had a right to know about Randy's knee. No, that's fine. I would know I'd had a just a great weekend as a birthday weekend for Chelsea and just spoiled her a bit and had a good time, man. That was it. To boil her up some eggs. Parks had two pool parties.

Oh yeah. A baseball one and the school year one. I guess it was Memorial Day weekend. So yeah, that's pool parties. I went low key crazy in the pool Saturday and Sunday. Also played golf. Buddy. You don't want to see me pulling up with my 12, five handicap to the function because I'm playing well below it at the moment. Damn. You don't want to see me pulling up with my 12-5 handicap to the function because

I'm playing well below it at the moment. Damn. And the only reason I played a, we played a shambles on Sunday. Bryson? No. Okay. Yeah, sure. Very generous crowd. And let me just tell you, things are moving in the right direction. I think by when I think come July, which I mean like when July rolls around, not what you could, not what you do. Um, it's going to opposite of no, not November. Exactly. Be a good shape. Good being good shape, man. got to be in good shape.

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Oh, just the slurping. What the slurping it was. It still lives in my, in my head. Our guy, MBG at Glowless on Twitter tweeted, girl just told me she ghosted me because I got too drunk and rode the mechanical bull three times on our first date. Where did he go wrong? That sounds like a great time. How many times does she ride the mechanical bull?

Great question. Look, you pick a date place that has a mechanical bull. You can't expect that dude just to just want and done it. Yeah. Where did they go? Billy Bob's? Does Billy Bob's have a mechanical bull? That is the largest freaking honky tonk dance hall I've ever seen. It's like huge. Bob's I think they yeah, they definitely have on they used to. Oh yeah, they do.

That's like a staple Billy Bob's, I think. No, they don't actually. Fuck whatever. Not important. What we're talking about here is getting ghosted. You know what though? He got ghosted, but at least like she came back around and like told him, like this is what happened. That was why. Yeah. Like this is the deal, man. It was the, it was the bull. It was a mechanical one time. Fine.

I could see how a guy riding a mechanical bull could give a young lady the ick. Could be cringe if you're not good. Would you be more like a weirded out if you were really good at it? That's what I was going to say. Like how is he like, some people know how to ride a mechanical bowl and they look, it can be very sexual in nature too, the way you ride it. Yeah.

I think if you're at a bar with one, there's a, there's a, that's like a pervy guy move to post up there. Yeah. And like just comment to his boys. Like, I've seen videos, I've seen videos of young, of young women doing it. And with no hands, it's just all thigh and they, you know, it's, I'll just say it's impressive. Keep it PG. Yeah.

He always shares them to me. He sends them to me. I don't know. I don't like, you know what I'm talking about? Um, can you imagine. No, I don't. You all see them. You know what I'm talking about. Can you imagine, like she's there and she's on the first day and she just like casually looking down at her phone and like hits the group chat like,

ha ha, no, it's going well. Yeah, he's on the mechanical bull right now. It's kind of cute. He really likes it. And he goes back for a second time. He's like, he's running it back.. And he goes back for a second time. It's like he's running it back. And then he gets on there a third time. He's like, by the way, he's he's shitfaced.

And he's on the ball again. Sue. Maybe he got tossed early the first time. It's like, uh, I usually happens on the third day. I can't go out like this. So I had to get back on and show her that he knows how to ride a bull. Like it was like he had a point to prove. Yeah, show her that he knows how to ride a bull. Like it was like a, he had a point to prove. Yeah. Like, uh, that wasn't my best babe. Hold on. Yeah. I think my beer. I liked that. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know, man. Um, I don't think I've ever been ghosted. What if, uh, what if, but you're a young lady, I'm putting you in the shoes of a young lady and you had a first date and a guy shows up and he has a little bit of a limp and then he tells you, yeah, I tore my knee playing laser tag.

Do you think that that's a turnoff? You gotta make up something. You gotta say like, I was at my nephew's laser tag party. You can't say you were there for an adult party. No offense Laser tag rules, but you gotta like have like a cute angle. You should have seen a cute angle You should have seen this one guy there. I think he was by himself He probably young 20s maybe or like 19 at the youngest and he was just going through and just Merking people he's strapped up. I think it's just by himself too

and just murking people. He's strapped up. I think it was just by himself too. So Parks had his birthday party there in February, and I participated in two of the laser tag games. I thought I would be a much better than I actually was. I finished like eighth place, I think once, which is not great. Those little kids, man, they were just taking me out.

Yeah, I was taller though. So I was like, I was, they have like a bunch of like railings there. And I was maybe because I was more exposed than the little kids were. They had the benefit of the cover from. Yeah. They can hide easier. Half walls. Also my gun, my gun stopped working half foot or halfway through the first round.

Find a way. It was, it was, I was just a sitting duck. I had nothing. Figure it out. I went and swapped guns at it with like two minutes left. So you should have done good jobs. Um, yeah, you know, man, let's, let's try to be, you want your, you know, the, if you go on a first day and you talk to your boys, they're like, I'd be yourself. Maybe the, maybe the date wasn't going well. Like he wasn't into this chick. He was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna have a good time and she's not going to your boys, they're like, be yourself. Maybe the, maybe the date wasn't going well.

Like he wasn't into this chick. He was like, fuck it. I'm just going to have a good time and she's not going to like this, but that's okay because it won't be a second bait any second date anyway. So you just use this as a, a get out and get out play. You got too drunk. Yeah. Three rides in the bull.

Have you ever done a mechanical bull? Surely I have, but I don't think I've done it as an adult. I think I did it. There was a bar on fourth street, maybe years ago, forgot what it was called, but they had one and my friends used to love going. I don't know why the bar kind of stunk. And I did it in my mid twenties. I think that was the last time I did it.

You don't have bull rider build. No, I don't. Bull riders are not big fellows traditionally, right? No, they're not. They're, they're, uh, lean short fellows. I do pretty well in it. Huh? I do pretty well on it. So how about the thighs, the thigh, the grip, thigh strength? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have that. You got that gripper on you. Yeah. It's the, you got those power thighs. It's true. Right into your fucking dick ass, dick ass. What? What? Most of the comments are supporting her by the way. This, I love this comment. The first text she sent to the group chat, I don't care to see, but the one she sent when you spun the third time, I need to see. I would love to see that. He wrote the mechanical bull. Oh my God, girls. He just wrote it a third time.

It would take a lot of money for me to write a real bull. All right. That just ain't happening for your boy. I'm not doing it. What about a Bronco? Why do I feel like the Bronco could launch me higher, but the bull could hurt me more. I obviously, if you get the Broncos twitchier, right? Yeah, definitely. It's a, you get higher, twitchier. It's very, it's a tale of two different animals.

Horse and a cow. I mean, a bull rider gets more respect in the rodeo game. They do. And is that fair? I don't know if that's fair. I think once you're off the bull, that's when the danger really sets in because it can get you. I think a Bronco is just getting away from it.

I have a friend from back home who is a rodeo clown. Really? So he knows all about this world. Yeah, he was like a good one. There's levels to that apparently, which I learned. If you're riding a bull, you want a seasoned clown in the ring with you. Yeah. I don't think I would do it.

I'm not even clowning up. I'm not. We, you know how to paint your face for it. We know that. Yeah. I mean, I'm basically halfway there. Uh, well, damn man, I was looking for some followups from this guy and there's, there's really not, he hasn't.

I was hoping he would post like some texts or something. He's looking for the next young lady to take out. I meant to talk about this earlier, but we got distracted. So, you know, Twitter's got the what's happening and then there's trending items. Atop my trending items was Emma Watson. You know, there's that they've revealed the new Harry Potter, um, characters for the show, right? It's a prequel, not a prequel show.

What is there? I think it's just a remake. Remake, but it's a TV show. Yeah. Okay. And I was like, Oh, Emma Watson's training. I wonder if she like commented on it or people have some, some takes and I'm sure terrible.

I clicked it. It's none of that. What Twitter serves. It is nothing but AI pervy AI photos of Emma Watson that are clearly like fake photo shops. Is there just like a segment of guys that are just like disgusting pervs for Emma Watson, Randy? I don't know why I'm looking at you. It's Harry Potter nerds who are also pervs. That's fucking weird, man. That should not be trending.

A lot of people think Emma Watson is like one of the most like beautiful. She's very beautiful to me. She's very pretty. Very pretty. Dude, speaking of AI, this, have you seen these Google, the new Google AI videos that have been getting served on Instagram? Dude, yes, I have. That is, it is wild How good they look. You

still tell their AI, but they've come a long way. I think most people can't, can't tell that they're AI though. You got to know what you're looking for. It's just the fact that like this, they can do scripts and they all can all have voices and like the action scenes, everything. It's, it looks scarily real. Yeah. This, this is the official beginning of the end. And I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. So I was unaware that the, um, the villain in the latest, the last two mission impossibles is a, an AI called the entity or I did a rewatch or I did a watch. I had not seen the one next to last one.

And I watched it and like, I was very disappointed to find out the villain was not like a dude. Well, it kind of is, but it kind of is. And the main thing is like, it's not like a Javier Bardem, like, like in the past, it's, it is an AI being. And you're like, Oh, okay. Yeah. Let's see how they do this. And so far, not great. I'll probably do that rewatch on the plane this weekend for the part one, so I can go see it in the movies next week. Remind me where you're going? Going to Indianapolis for a wedding this weekend.

You're going from Indianapolis for a wedding right into a move. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. I just realized that I have to pack everything tonight and tomorrow night and maybe Sunday night when I get back. That was the only time I was going to give you shit for taking Monday off even though it's perfectly justified. But now I'm it's like, yeah, don't yeah. Yeah. Damn Randy. Yeah. Fun stuff. Are you gonna do your what was the dance move you learned for Barrett sweating the Juby slide? I with this like you're like that's not a band in question. Yeah, you can't do that That might have been how you the source of this it might have just been sitting there waiting to pop and you played the wrong

Game of laser tag could have been just go outside and smoke a heater and you played the wrong game of laser tag. Could have been. Just go outside and smoke a heater or something during the, when everyone's dancing, you can't get out there. I like that. You can still grind your chinos. Yeah. I'll get, I'll get low a little bit. I'm not going to be. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if I do the cat, you know, do the cha cha during the Casper slide, I should be fine. That's just move, but like to the left.

I don't know if I'm doing that part. The what slide? The Casper slide. I've never heard it called that. Wait, what do you, what do you have you heard it called? Slide to the left, slide to the right. Three hops this time. I know the song. Yes, the Casper slide.

I just never heard it called that. DJ Casper, I think. Yeah. See, my thing, and I'm not a doctor, but I always thought lateral movement was the big tell on an ACL. Yeah. Just saying.

That's what I'm saying. But you actually had someone who knows what they're talking about, look at it. So it's me, Google guy. It's rotation. I think rotation might be more of like the meniscus, but lateral is definitely like when I tore my ACL, it was definitely because I was making a cut or I came, I, I fell down on from a jump and like it just popped out. Speaking of popped out, I want to pop out and give a shout out to our good friends in

Turkey. Not Turkey, Texas, but Turkey because Turkey is taking action, Randy. Speaking of flights. Under new regulations, commercial airlines operating flights in Turkey required to issue a revised version of the standard in-flight announcement to remain seated warning that violations will be documented and reported according to a circular issued by the aviation authority in Turkey. What does that mean? Well it means that if you stand up when the plane lands, if you're telling it, you could face a fine.

That's not what this is saying. Yes it is. I think I see where you're going with this Dave, but I'm pretty sure it means like you can't unbuckle your seatbelt while they're like going to taxiing. Which people don't do unless you're just a total lunatic. Despite announcements informing passenger the rules, many are

standing up before the aircraft reaches its parking positions and before the seatbelt sign is turned off. It's all in the same family though. No, it's not. It is. I didn't know that people were doing that. That's insane. It's insane.

People, people, that is insane. It says here, the trend, which has been dubbed Dylan by users online, has become a safety hazard for those in Turkey. Okay. I've, I've stated this on the record before, but I'll say it again. When the plane stops and if I have an aisle seat only, I will stand next to my seat in the aisle. It's a leg stretch play.

That's all it is. And I will say, I am still anti that, but this is what Turkey is doing. I think is if people are really like, as soon as it lands in there, like just getting up, it's like, Hey, cause that's a problem. There's no reason to be anti what I just said. When the plane stops and the seatbelt sign is off, it's off at the gate. I will stop putting behavior. Why?

Because like everybody's like sitting there saying, okay, we have, we know we can't go for at least. I'm not trying to go. I'm not trying to sneak up. I know, but it's, it's uncomfortable to people to have someone standing up and to have, uh, just have someone like standing there next to them. It's just weird. Like, I'm not standing next to anybody unless they're just getting across the

aisle from me, but they can also stand up if they want. You're forcing them to stand up to avoid the off-putting behavior. I'm not forcing them to do anything. And then you are if they otherwise are going to have to sit there and like, be like, Oh, this is a fucker next to me. Just staying hovering over me. It's not like I'm like in the middle of the aisle, just like hovering. I'm just like, I stay close to my, I'm like, my legs are touching my seat when I'm standing. It's an albatross. You're just there. It's like, okay,

what's this guy? What's this guy's? I think there's nothing wrong with that behavior. I think what Dave said is just dick or ass in my face. And it's like, it's just, it's too close. It's too close. Even if it's not right there, it's like, I'm eye level with the butt. I don't know. What you'll sometimes see is people who will stand up and then they'll try to sneak their way up and get an early exit. I assume, I assume that's what you're doing.

No, that's not what I'm doing. But that's the assumption. I'm standing next to my seat. Still. I'm like, what's this guy, what's he, what's he aiming to do here? I'm exiting in the same order. I would any other way. It's like, Oh, this guy's trying to get a little jump on us. No, I would. That's, that's against the rules. That's against protocol. But when I, when I've sat down for hours on end, I want to, look at the stander. I want to stretch the legs out a little bit. Here's a guy standing up.

Don't reach into get his guitar from the overheads and start playing for everybody. Hey guys, I do not want your money. You can't pull your, uh, no, don't do that. Yeah. You can't do that. You can't pull your, uh, carry on down while doing that because that takes up a lot of space. It's trash move. Yeah. Can't do that. You can't pull your, uh, carry on down while doing that because that takes up a lot of space. It's trash move.

Yeah. We wait until it's time to go, then pull it down. It's a rule. It should be. I have, I have good, I have good airplane behavior. Your level of off-putting I will say is, say is out of five, you are like a two where the people, there's a lot, there's worse offenders. There's threes and fours on those plays. You're like a two out of five off-putting. I don't think so. Yeah. I think I'm a one. I think that's a good

way to put it. I think planes should just start having the overhead bars like on a roller coaster. Yeah. So that you can't get up until. Well, those things never felt safe. I just got like some 14 year old walk by like checks it. You're like, are you sure? I don't trust those, man. You sure we're gonna, I'm gonna do the shock wave row here, right?

Backward. And every so often. This thing's gonna hold me in. Often like, especially as a kid, every so often you get like a strong guy doing it. he goes, and it clicks one more in that you're like, oh, now it's like compressing on you. I hated that. You catch me on the roller coaster, my hands in the air. Oh shit. He'll catch me on the ground waiting for y'all to finish the roller coaster. Coward. I don't do him. I don't do him. He's out there with Brett who just has an ice pack on his neck trying to get down to

59 degrees. He's got the perfect temp for roller coasters. 59. Which is just too cold. I mean, yeah, that's the problem. It is too cold. Yeah. God, I need to go to a roller coaster soon. I don't know if that's the problem. It is too cold. God. I mean, you got to roll a coaster soon.

I don't know if you do, man. I do. It feels like every time you go to a kid's thing or do like a kid, you get hurt in some capacity. It's just the one time. Yeah, I did a laser tag and go-kart this weekend. Pretty kid's shit. Did you get whiplash? Was it like go-kart? It wasn't bumper cars. This is real go-karts. Bumper cars, I'll probably never never unless my son wants to do bumper cars. I'll never get in a bumper car again. I don't need that I don't need the jolt from a bumper car Your soft dude whiplash you won't even do a roller coaster go two miles per hour There's you know, you definitely don't need to be on one. They're so slow. You have a you have the injury history

I'm worried about. I mean, kids do them. I know, but you're soft, dude. I'm post 40. I'm looking out for myself. Bumper cars, and yeah, they go two miles an hour. They're no fun. We're going to talk about me hurting my knee doing laser tag, doing kid shit. How about you on the trampoline? You were doing some kid shit. I didn't hurt myself. I played golf the next day. Was I worried about how I was going to wake up and feel? Yes. What was up with that trampoline? It was just floor level trampoline. That's dope. It's the in-ground trampoline that my friend has. That was sick. Which I did not know that was an option, but it's apparently safe. Yeah, it makes sense that it friend has. That was sick. Which I did not know that was an option. But it's apparently safe. Yeah, it makes sense that it's safer. You launch off of it. You just, you're

right there on the ground. True. I will say it's kind of scary. You look down and there's just like a hole with like a rock pit under it. So you're like, oh, if I like went through this, this would be bad. But yeah, I was trying to land. Look, I haven't jumped on a trampoline in like 15 years. So I was like, oh, this is fun. Trampolines are fun. I would be out here getting the blood flowing every morning. But yeah, I was trying to hit the misty flood. Did I hit it eventually?

Kinda. That was my first chance. Then I had to clear the dogs off. There's dogs running around. Get the dogs off the trampoline. That was said like chance. Then I had to clear the dogs off. There's dogs running around or get the dogs off the trampoline. That was said like 40 times that day. It was a good time. Oh man.

Where do you want to go from here? You want to do your PP minute? We'll do a quick PP minute if y'all want to explain to the folks at home with the PP minute again, that's just about my son's little league season. Um, Championship game was on Wednesday, so we recorded our last circling back was Wednesday. So I haven't a chance to talk about it yet. And we'll keep this. We'll keep this quick.

Got jumped out to an early lead. The boys are just hitting the ball, man. Great to see Parks had a nice little two rbi single in the first inning uh top of the top of the first era of 4-0 another team was just playing catch up the rest of the game um man they they were playing like shit like as recent as like three four weeks ago and they just they found something man they found they started making plays in the field started throwing strikes and they started hitting the ball so So yeah, they're, they're champs, bro. champs, man.

Did they get some kind of trophy to recognize them his first place, you got a trophy, which is not just a participation trophy, they don't do that in this league trophy only for the champs, which was great to see it is sitting proudly on his dresser right now. He was amped up, man. That's a no. We're going to take, we're going to take the summer off. There is a, there is a summer league, but it's man, it's just too hot.

I, I never played summer ball grownups. I couldn't handle the heat and like parks is going to take a little break. We'll be back at it in the fall. Does this team stay together? How does that work? No, no, they have every, every season. They're two seasons per year. Um, every season they do a, uh, a new tryout and a new draft.

And I haven't been an official assistant coach yet because a lot of these, a lot of these guys get just like grandfathered and they've been around longer than I have, but I'm, I'm gonna, I'm going to put my name in the hat this for this next season. I really want to be an assistant, like an official assistant coach. Okay. Yeah, he's got the itch, man. He's all in on baseball.

He's collecting baseball cards now, and it's a whole thing. Does he have a card? Do they make cards of the kids? He does. He does have cards. Sick. I'll bring a couple in here, the one on the fridge. Dang, I liked it.

I don't know. I'm trying to remember. I remember our team stayed together for a few years. It probably makes more sense to just reshuffle just to like, yeah. You know, you want to play with players of different skewers, mix it up. You'll see a few of the kids. So if your dad is a coach, the coaches tend to stay together for the most part. And so you'll see their sons kind of just have like a core, a core unit, and then they just fill in from there.

Um, but yeah, for the most part, they, they, they reshuffled the deck and go again. We just got, uh, we just got a net and a brand new T our backyard. So we're about to be hitting into the net. Fuck. Yeah. And I'm about to be, uh, I haven't tried it out to see if it's golf ball compliant, but we're about to find out. He is a shown interest in doing so university of Texas has summer

camps, summer baseball camps. Oh, okay. He's interested in doing it, of Texas has summer camps, summer baseball camps. Oh, okay. He's interested in doing it, which would be fun. I thought Schloss was scouting him. No, that'd be sick. And he might show up to a summer camp and see what's what, what. Cool. Yeah.

Where's the camp at? It's, it's at the field. That's sick. Yeah, it is sick. He might get a real thrill out of that. Dang. No. Uh, well that's cool the field. That's sick. Yeah, it is sick. He might get a real thrill out of that. Dang. No. Well, that's cool, man.

And that wraps up the peepee, man. It put a nice little bow on this one. Champs, he got a lot better during the season. Got a lot more confidence. Swing the bat well. Got a few innings in on the mound. And yeah, he's done it all. He wants to keep going.

So his dad's very, very happy about it. Very cool. Congrats to the, what is the team name? The Jags, the Jaguars. The Jags. Let's go. Yep. Oh man.

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Don't play it yet. I want to talk about the cheese roll. What is the cheese roll? Do we know what the cheese roll is? So they roll a wheel of cheese off of this giant hill. And then, um, I think people just try to run after it. It's an annual event. And it's, it's how aggressively do you want to go after this cheese wheel is determines your fate.

Yeah. Um, you can play it safe and just kind of, uh, lightly jogged down. Maybe, maybe, maybe slide on your bottom a little bit and some of the steep parts of this Hill, or you can just go all out and sprint for it and risk dying. Randy. This, uh, this sounds hell on me. Here it is. Oh my God. So it looks like this guy was launched out of the cannon. I haven't seen this angle of it yet. I've seen other ones. Let me show you the other one. So this guy was launched out of a cannon. I haven't seen this angle of it yet. I've seen other ones. Let me show you the other one. So this guy is just all out sprint down this hill and if you know,

I mean if you sprint down the hill, you know, it's not gonna go well for you at some point. Now we talked about injuries earlier. This dude does a double back flip and just lands right on his back. back. Oh, he's he's at a minimum unconscious. Best case scenario, he's just he's concussed and unconscious here. But look, I don't I would not do this. You're not going to catch me at cheese rolls. This dude completely sold out. He was he was going for it.

Oh, he didn't even win. He hit his head so hard. It's hard to win when you're unconscious. Wait, does the winner is it just the first to the bottom or is it? Yeah, I think so. You have to like try and grab this cheese. I think so.

OK. Yeah, according to the man goes, fine. Yeah. All right. Are you doing this or are you running with the bulls? I felt like the bull. Ooh, I feel like, I feel like you can, I think I'm running with the bulls. Although I don't, I feel bad because they, they just, they killed the bull for no reason. I don't like that part of it either, but I think I'm running with the bulls. Whereas this, I just, I kill my, any like, life I have after age 50. Whether you participate or not, that bull is getting got. So he might as well just run with them. You know?

That's a fair point. Uh, I'm running with the bulls before I'm doing this. This is just, it's just so reckless. I like no people who have ran with the bulls. Yeah. And it's basically like, I think it's not that difficult to stay out of the way. I think you can, yeah, you can position yourself to where you're not really in that much danger, dude, this guy, this guy is like five feet off the ground.

Yeah, he is in, in the upside down. I've never seen anyone get that much air from this. Oh my God. Play it from there, Randy. Oh, I mean, he's he's going like 35 miles per hour, it looks like. Oh. I mean, do we heard if this guy's okay? Is there a follow up to the story? I don't know, man. I just don't, I just, I don't see a scenario where like running down this hill goes well

for me. Even like a light jog down this hill at this point in my life, there's a, there's a risk of like at a minimum, like, like a high ankle sprain. So I've never done this obviously, but when you, when you fall skiing sometimes on a pretty steep slope, sometimes you lose the ability to stop. Like you just got to go with it and just let your body settle where it naturally wants to.

And you just feel like totally out of control. You just hope that you don't hit anything really hard, let your body settle where it naturally wants to. And you just feel like totally out of control. You just hope that you don't hit anything really hard like a tree or you don't smack your head too hard. And it's not a comfortable feeling at all, but this seems much, much more dangerous than that. You should be able to wear a helmet at a minimum. I think you get made fun of. You would definitely get made fun of, but.

Yeah, don't pitch that idea to the delinquent. Yeah, I know you get made fun of. You would definitely get made fun of, but. Yeah. Don't pitch that idea to the delinquent. Yeah, I know. Yeah. A good point. I mean, I think that kind of, yeah, takes, takes a lot of the, the danger factor away, which is kind of the whole crux of the event, I think. Yeah.

Even with a helmet, this dude's still out. Yeah, absolutely. He hit his head so hard. It's like he, it's like he found like a little in-ground trampoline to launch off. Yeah. It's like a Mario Kart when you go over like the light up arrows and then just fucking like kind of, they give you that little jolt. It's like, why did, why is, why did nobody else, I guess nobody else

was dedicated to the game like this. He ran down like his whole plane was to go viral. You just wanted to completely. He didn't even win a German YouTuber one. No, his lifeless body settled at the bottom of the hill. Oh yeah. He's out at the bottom. But I'm confused why there are people who are further down the hill than he is

considering how, because they all take off at the same time. Don't they? I think it's like medics to prepare if something like this happens. Cause they like all swarm him, I think. It seems like. I think those are just good Samaritans. So I was looking for an update on this guy and there's like an account and I don't know what this account doesn't have a big following.

He's a big English culture guy. And it says, if you don't understand why this is incredibly important in the absolute pinnacle of culture, then you lack the sensibilities required to exist within a civilized society. The cheese roll is England's Coliseum. Yes, I mean, it does get a big crowd there. Yeah, because I think that- It's just not the Coliseum.

All these people at the bottom, I think, are to just stop people when they're at the bottom to like- Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's guys down there that are, yeah, so you don't fly into like the wall back there or whatever. But there are other contestants who are right there with them. It looks like, yeah, the people who are on there, like the guy in the yellow Jersey right there, he's, he's in front of this guy.

I don't know how that even happened. Like how did he get down there so fast? And what, like the grand prize is a wheel. I know they get, they're expensive, but it was it a wheel of cheese? Is that what you get if you win? Um, I think, yeah. And, uh, let's see, it says you get a Arby's head cover and a free trip to the hospital Arby's head cover, which you'll never actually use.

We still have our Arby's head cover here. Don't we? People are pointing out some people on Twitter saying this is the pinnacle of white culture. Yeah. Oh my God. This poor fellow. Oh man, I hope he's okay. He needs to sit the next one out.

Tough. Oh, goodness gracious. You want to do the weekend. Yeah, yeah, buddy. OK, no one's doing a weekend recap and this weekend fun in the same episode. You know, yeah, you don't really see that, do you? You don't see that unless one of your members of the show shreds his name shows up with a knee brace on now. Bro, let's go out this weekend.

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Um, I've got some action this weekend. Not don't have the little guy on Friday and I'm, I'm trying to do a little Mattel's outing actually. I haven't really run this by Chelsea yet, but she's usually on board with some Maddels action. Dave, if you're free, man, come on through. Do a little Maddels situation on Friday. How's that sound to you?

Oh, may have something going. Okay, I'll just fuck right off then. I feel like you're probably involved in that thing. Potentially. Oh, drinks with Jeff? Potentially. That'll be earlier though. That's a four o'clock.

That's a four o'clock situation. Okay. So yeah, we're getting drinks with our, with our friend, friend of the show, actually Jeff on a Friday four o'clock. And then I'm hoping for a Maddels outing after that Saturday, big day. Brett's got a little birthday celebration at a nice patio bar near downtown. I'm excited for that. Get a, he's got all his hockey buds will be there excited to see all those rowdy guys.

That's pretty much it, man. That's all I got going. No, Randy, Randy's going to be killing him. Just thought of that. You wouldn't really fit in. I've hung out with them before. No, they didn't like you, they said. These guys, they would see that knee brace and they would go for it. They'd be knee testing you. They'd give you knee checks the whole time. You think those hockey guys would wear a knee brace? Doubt it. Probably not. I am, I'm going to miss Harbs, unfortunately. You're going to miss Harbs, man.

Yeah. Nice Harbs hang coming up. I'm excited for it. Shout out to you, Harbs. What are you doing this weekend? That sounded so sad. I am, I'm going to- We already went over it,

but just tell them again real quick. So pretty much Friday morning, flying out to Indy. Don't really know what I'm doing Friday. I'm getting into Indy way too early. I might go try to meet up with a pledge brother out there. But then Saturday is the wedding. Dude, bad day to be a beer in Indy. Hell yeah.

Friday is a different fraternity brother, his wedding. So I'm going to get to see a lot of the guys I haven't got to see in a long time because they weren't part of my pledge class. Truly brothers for life. Yeah. So that should be it. And then I fly back a Sunday and then just continue to pack whatever's left for the move and then Monday.

Do the move should be fun, fun, fun time, but looking forward to the wedding. Okay. What are you, what's the fit? You're going to wear the new shirt? No, I'm not wearing the new orange shirt. Why? I will be wearing a nice somewhere between royal and navy blue suit somewhere in between there and it's a white shirt and a little flowery tie.

Because the theme is kind of like a flower party. You're gonna look so handsome. Yeah, I think I am. Summer suit. Yep. Okay. Oh yeah. Friday.

There's a talk of a potential, uh, late afternoon happy hour. Um, I will be home after that. Uh, I believe it is that Friday, the Friday of the month where we got the wife's gal bunko or whatever it is they're doing this week with the gals. I'll be home with the boys. Um, that's fine. That's fine, because, you know, from about eight to 11, I got the house to myself.

It's nice. Three, three hours of just. I don't know, maybe catching. I don't know. I'll be caught up on Mission Impossible Who knows what I'll throw on I don't know Saturday if we make it that far we might have a game six It's just bad vibes in Dallas sports right now outside of Cooper flag But it's just talfam. This was supposed to be the stars year, but it wasn't. So

I'm sad about that, but that's all right. You know what? One game at a time. When tomorrow night. Take it back on the road, still that game six, then you're back. Game seven, Pete DeBoer, nine and oh, game sevens. I don't know. My wheels are spinning a little bit Saturday. Brett's turning 40, so we're going to go out for that. That should be a lot of fun.

Again, everybody's everybody's here. Oh, I'm excited to see Harbs. I'm fucking really excited to see her. So I know I am disappointed that I'm not going to get whatever, dude. I'm going to see Harbs and the boys and a lot of us. So we'll be out for that on Saturday and I'm looking forward to it on Sunday. Who knows? Who knows? That will be fun. The stars are playing, which I think they will be. I think they win at home tomorrow. So we'll play again in Edmonton on Saturday night. Could be watching that with the hockey guys. That could be a fun time.

That could be fun. So we'll see. We'll see. Other than that, I dusted off the old Traeger. By the way, this morning I was outside getting my sunlight and I just was out on the back porch. Heard something in my, I keep my grill covered with a big, you know, obviously a grill cover.

I was like, what's going on? Dude, a lizard, just like the ones we have out here, one of the big ones jumped off and then ran under my deck. Yeah, we got them out there. Like the big boy ones, not the little green ones, the ones, you know, the big dogs, the horned up ones. Oh yeah. When you say you were getting sunlight, were like, were you like 10 in your butthole? What were you talking about? No, now my butthole actually, great question though. My face, just my body in general. I'm just trying to get 15, 20 minutes. You know, I know the guy that has the cleanest anus in Austin. Who is that?

It's your boy, dude. Little sun kissed over here. It's tip top down there. Mr. Sun Kiss booty. Dude, I was watching Gemstones. The new season help in a, when uncle, uncle baby Billy's, uh, wife farted, he made her go wash up. Go clean that now. Is he doing teenagers yet? We haven't gotten it. I'm only, uh, I got episodes in. Okay. Yeah. Ridiculous. Ridiculous.

When we're running back real quick and get out of here. I'm just getting started with my weekend. Okay. Okay. And that concludes my weekend in farm. Gotcha. Running back. Of course he segment during which we talk about what we already talked about.

Dylan says Achilles weirdly, uh, called Dave, Randy's knee, the way he'd be grinding, Randy low key stiff, Randy ate knee the way he'd be grinding. Randy low key stiff. Randy ate a McGang bang over the weekend. So good. And finally standing next to your seat when the plane has reached the gate is totally fine behavior. I don't know if that's where we're at. That concludes running back.

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