Circling Back - Meet-Ups, MILFs, and Avalanches

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy heart cells are the only heart cells with vitamin c and superfruit acerola my My name's Will DeFries to my left, David Ruff. Straight up, it's podcast week. Damn. Yeah, we didn't, we didn't, this is not on the rundown. We didn't even discuss this when we got in this morning, but yeah, I think it's safe to say it is podcast week. During this week, you can see, you're going to notice a number of podcasts coming during this week you can see you're gonna notice a number of podcasts coming from this network and i hope you guys enjoy them because this week is about the podcasts i usually set my calendar to be alerted when podcast week has arrived but i guess this year i just didn't do it and it really snuck up on me but i'm happy that it's finally here as we

get to celebrate podcasts all week long and record them of course yeah that is how we make most of our money hey house divided over here got uh the burnt orange row back you've got me wearing the baylor bear green gosh if i was on the website i would not use promo code backer20 to purchase that one i promise you no because i stand behind row back so much that i don't even like taking money out of their pockets like using backer 20 like that's just you know getting 20 off um hey just remember you saw it here first because when when pictures of bijon robinson hit the internet wearing this exact polo just remember who wore it first and who wore it better i bet he wore it better than you he's like you think he fills it out better than yeah yeah he's a pretty strong athlete unit i lifted this morning what'd you lift it was chet i did chest and i did some legs whose chest did you lift whose legs did you lift weights with my own chest why is your chest looking so tiny

you just threw in some legs for good measure yeah hell yeah it's not for good measure legs are very important i don't skip leg day bitch you don't just like kanye i'll chest you spend more time on the chest than the leg what kanye that's literally what kanye did not say he said i'll chest no legs yeah um anyway what's up i spend plenty of time on legs i do legs like three times a week people just don't know it's awesome dude it's because we can't tell it's because we can't really tell stop what i'm just saying why you wear jeans to the meetup yeah you were scared no you were scared. No. You were scared. No.

Did I tell you the text that I got from Barrett Dudley? I'm going to tell you about it right now. Did it say, wow, Dylan's the only real one who wore jeans or pants? I'm going to let Will read it. Start there. Okay. This is me and Barrett's conversation. It says, Dave said, can I break the pants at dinner rule if I'm at El Tiempo and then going to Kirby?

Barrett said, oh, yes, I threw out that rule. We're too old to not be comfortable. So, of course. Dylan's too. If we're too old. Dylan's too gasped for pants. The only reason I wore pants is because of what Barrett said. I know.

I know. I'll be honest. That's so great. If I know the situation is going to pan out in my favor, and by that I mean air conditioning, I will wear pants out. There's no way that if I'm in Houston that I obey that rule. For those who

need some context, Barrett, a while ago, said, one of the rules that he lives by, and he's a very fashion-forward young man, as we all know. Check out Club Cool and Retail. His personal rule is if he's ever going out to dinner, no matter the weather, he will wear pants. He says if you're already out around town and decide to go to dinner, it's okay to just stay in your shorts. But if you're getting dressed for dinner, always wear pants.

And I guess that rule has been amended. And I feel like a total idiot because I sweated profusely on Saturday night. Did you sweat through your jeans? Did you have swamp ass? No. I don't get swamp ass. I know. I was sweaty though. I was a sweaty boy. The best thing about Houston, in addition to just

being a haven for listeners, is that no matter where you go, if you are ever concerned about being underdressed, there will always, doesn't matter the situation, always be a guy at the bar wearing shorts, a PFG, a Costa hat, and blatant croquis just hanging off his neck. Doesn't matter where.

And he's just mega chill. And he's just there, and he's just dominating the bar. Another thing you should probably know about Houston is if you pop into El Tiempo and have not one but two margaritas, you're setting yourself up for a rough night ahead. They are sneaky, very strong. Didn't know they were known for the strong drink. I honestly wish I had just gone with beer.

Many times in my life, I've done two margs and then gone out afterward, and I've been just fine. El Tiempo is a different beast, though. Different beast. It was a beast feast those were very strong margaritas and i slept to the meetup uh quite tipsy and not ready for the shots that the backers so generously offered to me so i broke my rule i did two shots i did three i'm still feeling it today. Two was one more than I wanted to do. I was fine until we got in your vehicle to go home. And once we started moving, I realized this is going to be a bad ride home. If you noticed, I was really focusing on my breathing. No, I didn't really notice.

You were pretty quiet for a lot of the trip. The ride home was silent. It was Dylan, myself, producer Adam, and Randy. How was the car with Randy in it silent on the ride home was silent it was it was dylan myself producer adam and randy well dave took how was the car with randy and it's silent on the way home he took he took a play out of your playbook and uh we listened to smooth jazz on the way back and it was very clutch that's what's up it honestly helped out yeah i couldn't tell yesterday so i woke up yesterday obviously feeling the effects of the meetup and i couldn't tell if it would have been better to be in a car with you guys.

Just kind of like, you know, you know when you're with the boys and you're just kind of like leaning into your hangover a lot? Jazzy morning playlist. And then I was like, or am I better off with my wife driving me home and my child in the backseat with like solitude? Yeah. And so I decided that I think I was in a more preferable situation. Our car probably smelled better. Our car smelled fine. Yeah, you guys had the sunday

stinks i could tell you didn't have the sun our car you did you smelled was surprisingly clean even when when these two boneheads made a stop at a gas station mcdonald's and they got like whatever they got i was worried that the smell was going to make me more nauseous it didn't it was very odd how little it smelled there's no way no way i would have stopped just a couple mcgriddles for the boys i would have tried to like do a vote and we voted no for who like if we're stopping anywhere i didn't want to stop but i was being a team player they were they were hungry little little bitches in the back seat davy and i were just up front just trying to keep it together not eating i was over here just you know what's great about a jazz playlist you don't have to skip

it's all the thing to me and i don't't have to skip it's all like to me and i don't have the sophisticated ear it's all the same damn no skips no skips on jazzy morning though i mean spotify's got some great curated jazz playlists out there do they have a um a sax central centric sure they do yes on a jazz playlist yeah but not all jazz music has a sax in it some of it has the oboe. Some of it, yeah. A piano and some kind of other woodwind instrument. Woodwind?

No one thought I was going to pull that out today. I don't even know if it's a brass or a woodwind. Steve Wynwood does not do jazz. Who's your favorite saxophonist? I can only name one, and that's Kenny G. Mine's the guy from Bruce Springsteen. Who's deceased. Actually, my favorite is Bill Clinton.

How many jazz players, I mean saxophonists can you name? Don't Google. Oh, here we go. Well, I was going to do it, because I bet if I say something, you'll be like, oh, yeah, i know who that is ready for this you've heard of stan getz nope yes you've heard his music i know you have sonny rollins john coltrane did they do the charlie parker did they do the baker street what's it dude you don't even know how to do that. Dude, I'm so sick of it. You're not good at it.

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slash washed. We do have a disclaimer. No purchase necessary. It ends 8-15-22. 50 US and DC, 21 and over only. Voidware prohibited. For rules, visit VizzyHardSeltzer.com slash PassTheVibes. Scanning product is optional. Let's talk meetup. Kirby Ice House. As we said, we pre-gamed with the best fajitas in Texas. I don't know if I'm ready to make that claim. They're the best I've had, right?

I haven't really explored San Antonio very much. Let me tell you this. For my money. I haven't really explored San Antonio very much. Let me tell you this. For my money, if we're just going on not presentation, not atmosphere, just the fajita. While they are top one or two. What's so funny?

I'm just thinking of Dylan's immediately saying no. That's like saying you can't have the best pasta. You can't declare like, oh, this is my favorite pasta in Italy because there's other pastas in Italy that I might not have tried yet. They're my favorite fajitas that I've had in Texas, but I haven't had fajitas in my life. Then why were you so quick to swap me out of the gym? Because you said they're the best in Texas. I'm not ready to make a claim like that.

It's a bit premature. Before they move, try the chicken let me know when you try all the fajitas from valentina's i don't want to wait for two hours on the heat you don't have to last time i did that is true you went at a bad time though that's what you get for bringing me food during covid sorry you get fajitas you have to pick them up i couldn't even taste it i literally i could only taste the salt it was it was quite good though yeah no it's fine i'm just saying look presentate everything combined el tiempo's are the best they're they're fantastic they are fantastic um they're also hazardous um we almost lost producer adam to uh to a butter incident yeah i was taking a video of brett i was trying to get the sizzle

i was trying to get the juxtaposition of the sizzle in front of Brett. You know what I'm talking about. That's not... Correct. And then in the video, you can see Adam's hand creep forward to get some of the butter sauce to put on his stuff. And it was in a metal container sitting on top of a scalding hot fajita platter. Scalding. And Adam's hand

nearly just burnt off. Just disintegrated on the table. It was so hot. It looked like he got caught up in the blip. Check out Come. Cinematic Universe of Marvel for more cool Marvel anecdotes. By the way, finish WandaVision.

Those fajitas are so good. Sheesh. Dude, the tongs. Here's another problem. The juxtaposition of the tongs. They put the tongs on there another problem the juxtaposition of the they put the tongs on there and they stand it up but if the tongs should fall and hit the the piping hot plate the tongs heat up immediately so you go to grab the tongs there are hot coals under that platter you know that right so i've been told this is this is some insider information that you can request the fajitas come out on a colder platter.

Why would you do that? Because then, I'm not saying it's the right move. I'm not saying that at all. I've never done this. But I was told that because, one, it just doesn't like, you don't get like the heat and the smoke everywhere, which some people don't enjoy. Additionally, I think you could have the meat not get overcooked if you wait and you're trying to prolong your meal. Nah, I like my fajitas to stay hot. You edge your fajitas?

Yeah, you got to edge the fajitas, dog. Edging your tars? Dude, Dylan got so mad at me when I said the best fajitas. He just jumped all over me. No, I didn't get mad. I was just like, you were speaking for all of us, and I was ready for you to speak for just you and not for us two. To be honest, the more I think about it it they're definitely not even my favorite what are la pasita oh no they're better than no i think i like them more than well that that's your opinion

no it's a fact that's your opinion uh objectively this is objective objectively the flavor is much better i i had the pleasure of uh going to the bathroom at the uh the the restaurant you had the pleasure of going to the bathroom when i restaurant. You had the pleasure of going to the bathroom? I think I went three times. When I walked out of the bathroom, I saw just the most beautiful son of a bitch I've ever seen. The flounder? Flounder. Just standing there.

I was so happy. He is a beautiful son of a bitch. And I was just like, man, it feels so good. There's just something. You feel at home when you're with flounder. Yeah, he's fantastic, man. And then what's up with our video team uh just ordering uh pina coladas at mexican restaurants that dude that's the randy influence man randy you gotta be

your own person adam like adam if you don't want to drink pina coladas you don't have to like i said randy orders drinks like he's like he's 13 and was suddenly given a license to like drink alcohol for the weekend like he's going to try all like random shit. And yeah, Adam, I think, has been in too much time with Randy. He got a pina colada, which he said was one of the best he's ever had at El Tiempo. You just got to be careful with the pina coladas, man. Those are high in cows. They taste, don't get me wrong.

They taste amazing, but like. Margaritas have a lot of sugar as well, but nothing like it. As it turns out, yes. That's pretty much it i watched uh as i alluded to earlier i watched wandavision last night finished it don't care you're talking about the meetup i hate wandavision i thought we were doing weekend and fun we are but we didn't even talk about the meetup people know how it was the it was the the cherry on top the wandavision was your cherry on top the The WandaVision was your cherry on top? Was it the juxtaposition? Shut the fuck up.

You're not allowed to use that word. Yeah, you're ruining it. My plan is to overuse it and wear it into the ground so that y'all stop you. Oh, you mean like everything we've ever done? No. Yeah, that's off-brand for you to drive something into the ground like that. What was the thing that you heard? It was goaded. Goaded.

Goaded. That lasted like 12 hours. Dylan walked into the office one day and he said i'm going to ruin goaded today and he did to be fair it was it was like it was all our babe ruth just calling a shot that episode was absolutely goaded you know larry bird they'd throw it to him like he wouldn't care he'd be like all right here's on my duty he would tell him like how he's gonna score him and he would do it that's what you did yeah i called my shot it is what it is did he do that that's badass dude the larry bird shit talking stories that pop up on twitter every now and then are legendary

yeah yeah fuck you you bitch didn't you walk in uh before the three-point contest and you say like all right which one of you losers is playing for second something like that did he yes and then he won basic shit talk then he went out in his warm-ups and did it. He's not a Larry Bird guy for some reason. Why not? I think because of his connection with the Pacers. And the Pacers, we would meet them in the playoffs a lot when the Pistons were good.

So I just started hating Larry Bird. Then there was the mouse in the palace. Dude. I was in Colorado for that. Not a great-looking man, but he could sure ball. Yeah, you know. Not known for his looks, sure. Kind of looks like a turtle.

He's known more for his prowess on the court. Yeah, exactly. I was thinking the same thing. But yeah, not the best looking. Yeah, he was pretty good at basketball though. The great Larry Bird. Jersey 33. Boston.

Any more facts that people already know? Famously played for the Boston Celtics. Yeah, correct. Yeah, they're a basketball team that plays. Boston. Any more facts that people already know? Famously played for the Boston Celtics. Yeah. Correct. Yeah, they're a basketball team that plays in Boston. Yeah. Went to the finals this year. He won a little bit there.

Ring or two. Who was your meetup MVP? Oh, gosh. I'd like to first apologize. I don't remember anyone's uh names i don't that's not something i do especially after a few marks uh the dude who wore the siphon shirt is uh my guy oh yeah that's the guy yeah that's right yeah like uh he showed up and he was wearing a shirt that simply said uh and i quote siphon operator because superhero isn't an

official job title let me see this siphon operator because superhero isn't an official job title. Let me see this. Siphon operator because superhero isn't an official job title. I should have jersey swapped him. That's a pretty strong candidate right there. Jersey swapping was a sweaty endeavor. Yeah, I ended up swapping back. So for the people out there that were wondering what was going on, I did swap jerseysys but i realized that the polo that this guy had had more sentimental value to him than it would have had to me and so i i said hey we don't need to actually swap if you want this back you can

have it the only thing more disgusting than your own sweaty shirt is putting on someone else's very sweaty shirt yeah and i was not about to do that i did that i don't give a fuck dude damn i'm all about the listeners i missed miss the jersey swap. Yeah. Oh, that's too bad, man. Maybe nobody wanted to swap with your dumb ass. I had the best shirt. What?

Why you got to bring that energy? It's a Monday, dude. It's podcast week. I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing. A lot of people say you're just really negative on this podcast, that you're too mean to Dave and I. Really?

That's what everyone says, dude. Am I too mean? I'm sorry, guys. Dude, just tone it down a little bit. It's like all you do. Yeah, a lot of people are telling Dave and I that they feel bad for us because you're just always raining on our parade. A number of people at the meetup were like, hey, man, I know Dylan really just gives it

to you a lot, but in a non-weird way. But just keep on doing what you're doing, man. I really appreciate it. And also, how do you make money? That was nice of them to stick up for you guys. Yeah. What was your drink of choice at the meetup? They had so many beers on draft that I had no clue what was even going on.

Mine was ice water. I put exactly one beer on our tab. How it got so high, I do not know. But I put exactly one beer on our tab. It was a Yingling draft. Might have been a big tip for me. And then someone else bought me a Yingling. So two Yinglings.

And then two guys bought me shots. Yeah, Dave actually just gave a really big tip. We actually didn't have that big of a tab. bought me a yingling so two yinglings and then some two guys bought me shots yeah dave dave actually just uh like just gave like a really big tip we actually didn't have that big of a tap and then i drank 400 ounces of water starting at about 9 30 that's very responsible of you why didn't you bring me one i could use one they had a jug sitting out with cups next to it and i was just unlike austin city golf courses they had a setup i set up shop by it and i was just housing water dude the one thing that happened during covid that golf courses need to remedy is the water jug situation. Oh, we don't do that anymore.

Yeah. I don't even care if it's not the best water. I like to have a towel that I keep in a cooler and I like to get it wet and put it around my neck. Correct. Just a nice thing to do. Facts. just a nice thing to do fact it shouldn't be on me to like have to to bring a giant thing of water and then just drink it and not have any option for getting more water throughout the round like why am i why do i have my giant ass yeti here that i can't refill it's it's not great

and they also when they don't have a beverage cart it's just it's it's tough life's real tough dude we're in hell. Is Obby looking at Chubby's again? Obby's over there shopping for the latest cool shorts. Dude, Obby's so tight. Actually, Obby might be the MVP. He drove himself down to the meetup and just absolutely mobbed. He's reading the Wall Street Journal. That's tight.

He's looking at Chubby. Give him a thumbs up. He's trying to see what Bojo's up to after he was on. Let us know man oh did y'all watch the boris johnson video i sent you about his model trains no please go watch it okay man i love our meetups we gotta do one this fall in chicago hey request if we do somewhere like houston again or somewhere where it's traditionally pretty hot can we not go in the middle of july here's a request what if we moved our company completely to somewhere that's not as hot as it is here what if we moved somewhere where we didn't have to turn down our ac on the one of the hottest

days of the summer because we are power grid can't handle it ercot man dude i honestly will i i think about what you're saying like every time i get into my vehicle i have that thought in my head i'm like why are we doing this i'm like all right what i got the kid the issue with the ercot stuff and like all texans having to like turn stuff down or turn stuff off is that like we did that during the winter thing and it didn't help so like i have no motivation to actually like contribute to the greater good in this scenario does that make me trash nah man wait what yeah kind of like we all like we all chipped in and like had no power for the entirety of that time and anything we did didn't really help that's true true. But look, yeah, I don't think it's... I'm asking a lot to pop it up a couple.

I don't think we should be in this position. I'm going to fight the power grid. Fight the power grid. Let's go. Raise your fist and resist. I'm going to raise it against the power grid. Seriously. After the copy machine's done.

They say jump, you say how high. I'm simply not going to turn down my air conditioning if they shut no they want you to turn it up they're not going to shut you off individually it's just gonna be everybody yeah that'd be funny if they just shut dylan down though no i know i i know i know this you're kind of a bad boy of austin notices like when they were like boil your water you were like put that in my throat oh i just started housing he did say that i put my mouth straight to the faucet yeah i was like dude you're not boiling your water you were like put that in my throat oh i just started housing he did say that i put my mouth straight to the faucet yeah i was like dude you're not boiling your water you're like no i don't care i was like dude you're gonna get like some amoeba shit get out of here you hear me dave

i don't boil my shit i don't boil boy dude oh i boil my water when we get germs shut up they started calling me a lobster because i just i just fucking boil i don't think people were actually doing that. I don't think that happened. Yeah, they were, dude. I really don't think so. Just pump it up a little bit. Pump it up.

Especially when you're gone. Turn it up. No, I don't. Oh, of course, and I'm not there. I turn it up. I'm like totally loco. I got to say. Oh, cool.

Dylan's got a nest. In this economy, David? Must be nice, dude. Does Nest want to smell his podcast? What was your last bill? What was your last electricity bill? I'd rather not say. What specifically, though? I's got a Nest. In this economy, David? Must be nice, dude. Does Nest want to smoke this podcast? What was your last bill? What was your last electricity bill? I'd rather not say. What specifically, though?

I'd rather not say. I mean, we still, we water, too. Oh, we've got water. Water's expensive. We're down to, you know, I think restrictions like twice a week now. Which is what we do. Okay. You have the vibes of someone who's automatic sprinkler system.

You don't turn it off when it's raining. And so you'll drive by and you're just blasting it while it's raining. I have my finger on the pulse of our water system. What if I started like a really public beef with you in our next door app? That would be pretty fun. Like I just shit on you all the time. Yeah, dude. This guy.

This fucking neighbor. This guy just, his dog is shitting all over everyone's lawns he's running his thing wow yeah this guy looks like a sock he keeps coming at my shit i just like i just have screenshots of like you like just like if you see this guy out yell at him because he's just leaving dog poop in everyone's yard will i'm glad you mentioned it because down at the saloon uh all this month, our special public beef. Public beef. What is that? 1699.

And what does that entail? It is a reverse seared tube steak. Really? How does a reverse sear work with a tube steak? I'll see you later. Wow. Here's a true story. We were driving back from Houston.

Okay. And we were on 71. We hadn't talked at all. It's a true story. We were driving back from Houston. Okay. And we were on 71. We hadn't talked at all. It was a very remote, yeah, it was a very remote part of the drive. There were no, you know, no buildings around. Down around LaGrange Way, Will. Yeah, LaGrange Way. We hadn't spoken for 20 minutes.

And Dave looks over at me, like trying not to vomit, I would imagine. Seriously, the whole time. This would be a great place for Dick Salone. La side of the road it would and he goes just think all the cowboys coming through here a lot of good a lot of good what dave yeah that makes a lot of sense man a lot of hot cowboys go through there the hot cowboys need a little watering hole you know on the side of the road if any listeners have like a good hot spot for where hot cowboys hang out, let us know. I think they hang out at the Dick's Saloon. Okay.

Come on in, boys. I know it's hot out there. Long drive ahead of you. Come on in and get yourself a frosty boy. We don't have to turn the AC up. The beer, too, if you want one. We don't have AC. Yeah, we like it a little warmer. We like it a little sweaty in here, boys.

You feel how balmy that is? Well, boys, come on in. It's hotter than hell in here. Yeah, you can feel that in your undercarriage. One thing hotter than the air in here is the cowboys. Can I get you a frozen pina colada? I can give you one for each hand. That sounds pretty nice, sir. Thank you. Who is drinking pina colada i can give you one for each hand yeah that sounds pretty nice sir thank you who was drinking pina coladas at tiempo both of these guys just the video team just adam was it

was randy too randy got one i got one first i mean randy's got to stop with the weird drink one yeah randy's wondering why his hangovers have gotten so bad at this point in his life he thinks it's because he's getting older no it, it's because he drinks like high C and vodka. It's the sugar. Like, it's just so much sugar, dude. Like, that's going to ruin you. His body the next day is like, what are you doing? Randy's too young to have these debilitating hangovers.

It's the sugar he drinks. That shouldn't hit you until like 29 or 30. How old's Randy? Like 21? He's 19. Randy's 19. We went to another bar after the meetup. Yeah, I'm different. I got that dog in me. You left ours

to go to a cooler bar. He sent me a picture with no context of the bar at Lalo. You didn't send me shit. I guess you're here. Or there. I was in bed. I did what I shouldn't have done and that was go to the bar that has the strongest drinks in Houston to really cap my night off. How did you make it there?

I thought the whole reason you left was because it was like, all right. We left because it was late. And then I was like, you know, and then I don't think I had a choice in the matter. I think my friend that I stayed with and Sally were like, we're going to Layla. We're doing this. So your boy got a planter's punch, and it was the knockout. It's a reference to the punch. That was a good pun.

Also, the Cowboys at the Dixon. That sucked. I'm sorry, man. You're right. I'll take that back. Good time. Good time. To everyone who came out, thank you guys so much.

The meetups were really fun. We do have plans to do one this fall in a northern location. Can we put – J-Hole? Put pen to paper on that plan? Yeah. Before we announce where we'd be doing it, but we'd be returning to a place that we know quite well. Chicago.

It's not a secret. Chicago would be the spot. We're looking to do it in the fall. So if you guys are some Midwest backers out there, we will be putting out some news on that. So if anyone wants to travel in, Chicago's just built so much more different than these other cities. We're going to run back to douchebag bar crawl. I'm not opposed to it. Not opposed to it.

Those places we hit were pretty hot. Do you think we can get the thousands of dollars worth of clothing from Man Outfitters before this trip as well? Probably not. Maybe some road back polos or something. I wore all that stuff into the ground. Oh, I'm still wearing it. That was clutch. I'm still wearing it.

That was the greatest email of all time. Hey, just let us know what you guys want from Man Alfred as a head of the trip. I was like, anything? Say no more. I'll take every Arc'teryx piece we have. And they delivered on it. That's probably why we went out of business. And then we hit a close up shot.

It was that trip. Yeah, Will took $10,000 worth of Arc'teryx. Think about all the content we got, though. Stop. Guess what I did? What? What did you tell us, man? Dude, I went $10,000 on him.

You matched it to $10,000? I thought you did something different, but this is... Randy borrowed Dave's $10,000 to swim at the hotel. That's true. that's facts dude i have never even thought of getting like aquatic in my 10 000s you haven't gotten aquatic no dude they're training shorts for your boy i sweat in those things i usually don't cool off in them usually i'm not traditionally known as swim attire i've i've swam in them at the uh the pool obviously at the pool uh multiple times they were my lounge shorts yesterday that's facts dude okay the session shorts are my absolute jam they're so light that they you barely even feel like you're wearing anything they're the perfect shorts yeah they're perfect they're great no

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They're so lightweight and comfortable. Mm-hmm. It's like you're naked, almost. You do. You wonder, you're like, whoa, is this liner doing its job? It is. Yeah.

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so zach wilson noted quarterback byu uh-huh cougar oh man no one has made that connect hey they're the cougars oh wow cougar sees cougars also like a term for um an older woman who likes younger men what did zach wilson do how did okay i kind of understand how this came out alleged thank you dylan so his ex-girlfriend can someone explain this to me his ex-girlfriend has accused zach wilson of sleeping with his mother's best friend who might be named patty mills i don't know it's not that do you know that though although they both play in brooklyn or that area i don't new york the nets i'm the nets i'm the jets? Wow, you really landed the plane on that joke. No, the plane's done. I mean,

you don't want your ex-girlfriend slandering you like this on the timeline, especially on a Sunday. His ex-girlfriend, by the way, is... She didn't hit the TL. Someone hit it for her. His ex-girlfriend is currently dating his old college roommate. Oh, Dax? Who goes by the name of dax meln melny not sure i'm sorry to every guy named dax out there but i can't take you seriously

i can't take you seriously it's just a weird name some some i'm not saying i do some might find this young lady to be somewhat attractive so why i'm not saying i would did he did he cheat on his ex-girlfriend with his mom's best friend it seems that way or else why would she be airing him out like this we need we need the mom's best friend to uh speak up i need an official statement i need a notes app post on her facebook page right do you see speed went to the notes app for his live thing he didn't need to go to the notes that he didn't really didn't need to do anything. Spieth, Jordan Spieth.

What did he say? Basically said, hey, a lot of rumors out there. I'm not going to the live tour. I'm a PGA Tour guy. Okay. That has nothing to do with the story, but I just want to say that he also did that. Most interesting social media post he's ever had.

Honestly, it's up there. Yeah. Somehow presented by AT&T. Yeah, they didn't want him to crop it because they wanted the AT&T to be at the top of the page when he posted the screenshot. That'd actually be pretty savvy. So she called him a...

Yeah, I work in media. Wait, okay. In a since-deleted comment, she said that Wilson was sleeping with his mom's best friend. That's the real homie hopper in quote homie hopper so she was being accused because him and of homie hopping that is a term i am not homie hopping david explain it for the kids at home go from one homie to the next hop from one to the next that probably that probably makes some sense when a person goes out with someone and then breaks up with them and goes out with one of

their friends yeah pretty simple here dude she's just hopping with the homies look it up i think he originally accused her of homie hopping because of she she's dating his ex-college roommate and he's like nah you're the real homie hopper if you're if you're sleeping with your mom's best friend you got you got to not name call people you can't you can't toss out homie hopping yeah stop if you're the one you know philandering philandering philandering you're a philanderer i just yeah zach dude i saw ocho cinco said he was the goat dude what's up what People like this move. What's Ocho Cinco's problem? He does not care about you.

This article... I think I'm going to block him. This article lists Zach Wilson's mother as an influencer. Wilson's mom, influencer Lisa Nealman Wilson, posted an emotional near 30-minute long Instagram video Sunday. Wow, this is like a whole mess, man. Yeah, I don't really know. I don't really know what her deal is. His mom, his actual mom.

Think there's something more at bay right now? I've not looked at it, but I feel like she's had some takes in the last couple of years since she's rose to prominence because of her son that are just like, what? I don't know. She's straight up as an influencer. She's got promoted posts, over 100,000 followers. Let's buy some shit. Is he ever going to not look 16 years old? No.

I know that we're older and like, you know, seeing like, we're at the point now where we like, we've seen the entire long careers of some of our favorite athletes just go away like we're we're we're seeing our heroes retire this kid looks too young to be a professional athlete yeah he's just too young looks like he's like interning for a big financial institution on wall street he's learning about what it's like to be a starting quarterback in the nfl yeah. They say that first season, you know, that's kind of an internship. Just like, well, getting adjusted to the speed of the game. I mean, I feel like – Shut up.

It's a tough position to play, Dylan. I know you never played quarterback. Quarterback is the hardest position in sports to play. Disagree. What's harder? In all sports. Probably YMCA third base when you're in fifth grade. That ain't it, man. And you're down that hot corner,

and you don't have the arm strength to get it to first. Probably that. You got to break down. You got to assess what the defense is giving you. You got to break it down. You got to find that weak spot in the defense. You got to have the ability to get it there. You got to really spin it. You got to find that weak spot in the defense. You got to have the ability to get it there. You got to really spin it.

You can't do that. No. I feel like if you put enough talent around me, I could fill in for a series and no one would even know. You just handed the ball off? Would you actually throw a pass? No, dude. I'd throw it up.

Facts? Facts. Slant routes only. I can't throw over 10 yards. This dude just does hella slants. slant routes only. I can't throw over 10 yards. This dude just does hella slants. You would just lead your receiver into life-changing hits. A slant is a tough route to throw.

Will's just hanging his dudes out to dry. Dude, the mic's right there. The Frays are getting me killed out here. I'm sorry, man. Look at my perfectly tidy arm. I can't i can't do that much like you see my grand x video i can't throw the ball that far

that was a vortex just another slant t-man hasn't dropped that on the timeline in a while yeah it's been six hours i don't know why i just i i mean i do know why it's because i look like a just total beta in that video but i hate it NARP is what he was you look like a total NARP nah dude don't fucking call me that ooh wow dude

you got a lot of nerve punk damn touch the nerve keep my name out your mouth see yeah don't call me a NARP so he's a fucking cool yeah good for him

should we talk Matt's own rancho real quick hey picks or nah? No, see, that's the thing. We need some more info to come out. Yeah, I mean, look. Yeah. I'm not saying she deserves to be doxxed,

but if she has been doxxed already, I would like to see a picture. We don't know if they're doing that. Did this hookup happen? Yeah, they're more soaking instead of docking. Do we know if this happened when he was in college or when he was in the NFL? Because if you're in the NFL and you're like a quarterback, it's a weird move to just default to your mom's friend.

You know what? That's a decent question. I don't know the timeline here. Don't know it. Do you think she has like a mom name? Patty Mills. Paula. Barbara.

Paula. That's a good one. Paula's a good one. Paula's really good. Your favorite Paula, of course, creamer. A. Paula. That's a good one. Paula's a good one. Paula's really good. Your favorite Paula, of course, Creamer, the golfer. Yeah, Duncanville alum, right? No. No.

Not at all. Nope. Fake news. She's from Southern California, actually. No, I don't know that. No, isn't she? Maybe it was Saratoga. No, she's just- Where she from from california yeah okay

there we go she's from cream city milwaukee i didn't know her nickname was the pink panther why they call it cream city there's an answer to that and i should know is it beer related we'll figure this out a lot of beer up there is milwaukee yeah well they call it cream city it's nicknamed that because of in the 19th and early 20th century suggested the dominance of creamy yellow colored brick during the city's first seven decades that is not what i not what i was expecting creamy brick which is what they called brad he wore a cream outfit the other day yeah that's mean i'm sorry he's got his headphones on he won't hear this brett has the listens to the ugliest headphones in the office yeah dude y'all leave him alone

dude there's he has their swag let's get a rage quit one day no i think but i think we might oh dude those are like the office ones yeah but they're not good like they're not headphones they're for they're for computers like 12 amazon yeah but he's been using cloud computing like if we're using them like just for briefly to do something during an episode they're acceptable if they're your everyday go-to headphones that's when we start having issues let's get him some like really like tricked out beats by dre or something they just get stolen from the back of his car again that's his christmas bonus just new head new headies but like they're like the ones that are just completely unnecessary like they get all this shit on them it's too much fucking shit should we get him a

gaming chair can you get me a gaming chair we're not doing gaming chairs in here i would get a lot more quit those are the dorkiest thing anyone can buy is a gaming chair stop dude you don't get to dip your toe into yes i do culture and then but no you do gamer chair what's a chair dude gets married and starts shitting at a gamer it's like what's your? It's a chair that I- Yeah, dude gets married and starts shitting on gamers. It's like, what's your problem? It's a chair that you play games in. You're a flyby gamer. You're a scavenger. You like to- I was a COVID gamer.

You like to claim a little bit of gamer culture, but you're not about it. I was a COVID gamer. I racked up over 40 solo dubs in Warzone. You're a culture vulture. I'm a COVID gamer. With gamer culture. My game's doing COVID. Why are you doing-

Wait, who? Why are you doing caveman lawyer? Because you've gotten that stuck in my head in the last two weeks dave dylan has started doing the i'm a caveman bit and now whenever i hear something with like a similar amount of syllables i can't help you i'm a covet that is a 30 year old skit from snl most all right i did not meet a single listener at the meetup who is who would be around for that skit no i'm a caveman it's not 30 years old it's early 90s that's 30 phil hartman rest in peace look up caveman lawyer on youtube really funny stuff his wife killed him yeah this this was a running uh skit from 1991 to 1996 he was a lawyer that was also a caveman and he he doesn't know

the modern way of life nobody he does have bar eligibility but he did pass the bar he knows how to he knows how to command a courtroom yes yes can we play this board certified as well really probably does he do continuing education stuff or anything yeah he speaks at all the conferences what like what like type of litigation is he specialized in encino cool and asbestos also uh truck accidents he's on top of it billy rubin here who's that local guy? Oh, Lorenz and Lorenz? His commercials are so bad.

It's just him standing on top of a car and his whole bit is, I'm on top of it! Or on a building. I'm on top of it. Yeah, we get it, man. That's good. I like that. It's not good.

Well, we're talking about it. I mean, I like the... I'm more of a David Comey guy. If you ever travel to Austin and you see a billboard of the dude who has dreadlocks like down to his butt, it's David Comey, the lawyer who rocks he's a lawyer who rocks mark my words if i if i need to go into court and and have a lawyer i'm getting david that's the thing if i'm if i need

a lawyer i'm not really looking for someone who rocks i'm looking for someone who's gonna get me you know win my case for you but you should maybe change it to david comey the lawyer who gets you out of trouble are you who who wins. How about that? Yeah, put your win percentage on the billboard. The lawyer who socks. That's good. That's good. That's good.

It's a play on David Comey's. Yeah, my lawyer. He's not very good, but he absolutely rocks. So we had a good time. Like, look, man, I'm looking at life, but. Dude, you go into his office, he's just like listening to Slipknot. Yeah, what's up, dude? You hear this live version of metallica from uh garden dude you really do rock yeah wow awesome can we talk about my case like facing my case going yeah i'm facing up to 20

i agree but check this out yeah yeah he's like check it out dude i can play the uh the first few notes have come as you are. Have you read over my case yet? No, not yet, man. Just wait. Oh, wait. When's your court date again? Oh, I'm going to be at Red Rocks for Goo Goo Dolls. Sorry.

You want to hear Smoke on the Water? One more. One more. One more thought. I just kind of want to know the status of my divorce. Can you just help me out? Yeah, I'm trying to keep my house, David. Oh, my God. Am I going to gonna lose everything i'm being audited can you can you just can you please can you please help me can you put down the guitar can you please turn it down from 11 to 10

i can't even hear you sir please turn it down what's his problem he can't stop rocking he can't that's the thing about him oh david cone i'm paying you three hundred dollars an hour and you're just playing metallica for me on repeat he just sits outside the courtroom just blaring white zombie before he goes in does he have walk-up music yeah that'd be sick he just walks with a bluetooth speaker on his like he's been found to be in contempt multiple times like dude you can't do that in my courtroom sir counselor he's his hair is so aggressive i don't think he has dreads anymore i think he does does he he absolutely does in this picture he has his hair pulled back but he still has dreads dude he's that god he rocked oh no does he sing can we i'm getting i'm

getting david comey on the pod let's get him on i'm getting him on we can't hear him over his loud music like sir please turn it down we're recording we're doing a podcast you're on you're the guest over his loud music like sir please turn it down we're recording we're doing a podcast you're on you're the guest dave can we play this review of matt's el rancho yeah this is only sent to us about a thousand times yeah does this guy go certified like macro on tiktok or something this guy's on tiktok and he does these breakdowns let's check it out i've been going to matt's el rancho since I was seven, but haven't returned in years. That being said, I decided to go once more to see if this place is worth the hype or just another bust. Starting off, the layout of this place is legit, with Spanish-style architecture and the peaceful pond in the backyard patio.

8 out of 10. and the peaceful pond in the backyard patio. 8 out of 10. The ambiance, however, is quite loud and obnoxious with a bunch of tipsy old people stumbling around with their margaritas. 4 out of 10, but the servers were very sweet and gave an 8 out of 10 despite the hosting staff seeming completely clueless. Now to the food. The queso is outstanding and the frozen marks decent,

but the entrees are a no-go. The chicken quesadilla was absolutely rancid and the tacos all-carbon Below average as the steak was as dry as a desert and the tortillas quite stale 30 out of 50 Finally value is also super low and gets a 7 out of 20 all in all Matt's gets a 57 out of 100 Which makes this place not famous but a fat ass bust We need that dude. That's a fat ass chicken quesadillas. Can you say something about a fat ass bust. We need that. Dude, that's a fat ass bust. Chiqui quesadillas. Didn't you say something about a fat ass bust this weekend? No.

Oh, okay. Okay. Okay, the one thing that he says that I do think has credibility is that sometimes the tacos al carbón tortillas are a little stale. I don't know what the deal is. He got a steak there, which no one does. No. Carbón.

He went tacos al carbón. He mentioned steak. He said the steak. In the steak quesadilla. It's the steak. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Sorry went tacos all carbone. He said, he mentioned steak. He said the steak. In the steak quesadilla. It's the steak. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Or sorry, in the steak taco.

The car tacos are carbones. The one thing he, well, he fucked up two things on the quesadilla front. One, he said quesadilla like an idiot. Yeah. Two, the quesadilla at Matt's sucks. Well, we, I mean, we don't ride too hard for the food at Matt's. The overall experience is what we go for. It's a fun time. I have no issue with him the food is fine i have no issue with him like saying that

about the food fine not what i would have ordered but that's okay um my my issue is just like first of all no one has ever like thought that the pond out there is peaceful i never even noticed that thing he's the only person in the world that gives matzo rancho an eight out of ten on the aesthetics you complain he because okay he's complaining about uh tipsy old people walking around and it's loud yeah it's a mexican like restaurant it's margaritas and queso and like they have a mariachi band there sometimes not anymore um what are you expecting you want you want white linen i mean you want linen tablecloths and- Candlelight dinner? Yeah. What do you expect?

No, this restaurant was perfect. There were a bunch of sober people there not speaking. Everyone was super sober. I fucking loved it. Everyone's very young and sober. Cool. Like, it's a scene, man. That's why we're going.

Yeah. You dumb idiot. Do they not do the mariachi anymore? It's been a while. That's too bad. I think for COVID, and they haven't brought it back yet for some reason. Are we just not going on thursdays that's a great thing it's only thursday yeah it's only thursday they do the mariachi so maybe i just think we need to start going on thursdays more i'll go next i'll go this thursday i don't care and to be fair when the mariachi band

is playing within uh 50 feet of you it is obnoxiously loud and you can't talk to anyone yeah but i like it but it's also a vibe i've never told a mariachi band to go away because i'm the podcaster who rocks and if you tip them they'll play whatever you want they'll play happy birthday for you what's your go-to for them oh i don't have one uh i like guantanamera say it again yeah selena yeah she was a piece corpus christi was killed in corpus christi i don't know why that has to be the first thing we talk about every time selena comes up on this podcast at a hotel i just like to remember her through her music that was a big that was a big day uh whatever grade fifth grade fourth grade when she was when she passed i was like uh so much selena

jlo crushed it in that and tupac then big i've never seen it i believe it's good i know i want to see it i feel like mike would be really mad that i've never seen it i could see him just absolutely riding for that movie texas has produced of course two great selena's musicians yeah grand prairie zone gomez you hear about her i've heard about her you guys watching season two of every only murders in the Building? No. Randy called it boring.

Check out the show that Randy Tremacki called boring. From the guy who orders pina coladas at a Mexican restaurant. I mean, that's not boring, objectively. Okay, fair. And subjectively, actually, too. Okay, fair. Tell me this. Can you really rate a Tex-mex joint if you didn't even

discuss or mention the salsa what first of all their salsa maybe he's excellent is it possible he didn't like his entrees because he filled up on chips and salsa beforehand the salsa has been getting a little too hot for my taste well it also is turning up the heat on it like it's amplified by the fact that they uh also have smaller water glasses with no ice it's wrong wow are they cutting corners i don't know but of course you didn't mention that the chips are half of a tortilla a lot of people don't realize that. So if you've eaten two chips, that's the same as eating one whole tortilla. If you do the math. Math works.

A whole tortilla sounds gross. Well, you're the guy who eats like eight whole tortillas before his food comes out. So why don't you speak on that? I definitely filled up at a tempo. Their salsa's good, too. Not as good as Matt's. They serve it warmed, like warmed up, literally.

Did Adam lose his fingerprints on it like he did on the fajitas? Yes. Adam was getting after that little rice bowl. He might have had it in his hand. I don't mean to out him, but he were getting after that rice bowl, my friend. Good rice. It is good rice. I love rice.

Dude, Dave changed how I looked at rice forever. Oh, my God. When I first met Dave Ruff, I didn't know a lot about him, and I started just peeling back the layers of that onion. I soon learned that Dave loves white rice. A little bit of soy sauce in there oh god davey loves it top five favorite foods i like white rice with an asian meal for sure i'm not i'm not traditionally a big rice guy

not i love it don't care do you have any desire to ever like make your own sushi like try that no i don't either no every time i see people do it on like instagram or something i look at the roll and i think that looks like shit why would you do that that's how i feel about homemade pizza yeah no homemade pizza i think just looks bad but it tastes really good but a lot of times when people send like i see homemade pizzas i'm like yeah that's that's not very like good looking i want want one of those noon home pizza ovens. You seen these things? I can't believe they're not a sponsor yet.

You know, that reminds me. Brett said that I was getting a pizza stone for a wedding gift and a glaring lack of pizza stone as a wedding gift from Brett. Yeah, he has like a million of them in his apartment. I think you misunderstood. I said, he said he's getting you a cameo from Jack Stone.

Oh, okay. He just got stoned with me and we ate pizza. I'm not sure why he would promise such a gift and not deliver on it. Yeah, he kind of promised me one too. He accidentally ordered eight for somebody one time. This is a true story. You guys all had no cattle. He accidentally ordered eight pizza stones for someone's wedding that were personalized.

And now he just has a bunch of pizza stones with someone else's initials on them. Okay. That's kind of cool. Everybody must get pizza stoned. Hey, why'd you send me that Evan Stone video the other day? Speaking of. I really don't know who that is. I don't know who that is either.

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Last night on the TL, I saw a video. People were jarred by this video. It was not really what I wanted to see with that kind of hangover. This was quite anxiety-inducing, seeing this glacier that is melting. Where was this again? Kyrgyzstan. Glacier? Kyrgyzstan.

It was a glacier. How? Part of it was, this was due to a glacier that is melting and broke off. You never heard about Kyrgyzstan. That sucks. That's not how you say it. You killed that.

At least I tried. Yeah, you did it. The one's over there. Trying to figure out what a glacier is. What are you confused about? I'm not saying you shouldn't be confused. I don't totally know what's going on. That environment did not look very glacier-y.

Well, have you ever heard of this global warming? Climate change, Dylan? You hear about this heat today? That glacier was trying to break them boys off. I'm trying to turn my AC up today. At what point in this video did you think that this person was in danger? The second I saw it. Because I did not think until it got completely down the mountain.

When it ramps off of that first big. Yeah. That's when I'm like, oh, this is like a big boy. I thought this was just going to be a dope video that this guy got. Not like a life or death thing. Seemingly to get to him. I dropped it in the group text and Dylan immediately just said, I could outrun that. I showed Brittany last night. We were watching love while i made a pause so you have to watch this video i've seen it like 12 times today and she goes oh that's not

that bad like what how did this guy bad this thing got 10 feet away from the guy before he was like oh shoot so i actually i saw it on reddit first and the guy left a i don't know where the quote originated but he explained what happened so where he was filming from there was like a ledge right to his right out of frame of the camera that provided him some protection from the thing like a little um chasm if you will it's pronounced chasm a little chasm if if you will. It's pronounced chasm. A little chasm, if you will. And so he knew that he could escape to it and it would provide him some cover. He said if it was five minutes before, he would have been dead. Yeah.

I mean, obviously you cannot run this thing. It is moving at a rapid clip. The fact that he emerged with zero injuries after this entire thing swept over him is insane. I want to see what he looked like after, like if he's covered in soot. Soot? Just whatever. Isn't it snow? Well, snow and dirt.

Snow and dirt. Snert. When I hear soot, I think like there's been a fire nearby. I know. Stop harping on this logistic. Can we move on? My soot. I didn't have a good word.

Okay. My suit. He's not a chimney sweep. Man, I could use... Remember that guy? Dude, Dave's chimney sweep is tight. We got to get him on the pod, too. He does all swag, man.

We still have never used that fireplace. First team all swag. Will you have him on for another Friday interview? Yeah. Hey, if you want him on i can get them on i'm sure will you plug your friday interview for anyone out there who hasn't entertained it yet because every single person that has listened to it has reached out to us saying that they're in love with this interview i know and i'm wondering if they're like kind of trolling but either way i think you

bricked it check out well yeah i mean i thought it was i thought dude we had um hatem matar on and if you don't know who he is he is a uh he's known as the world's first arab pit master he's egyptian but he's from uh he lives in the united arab emirates now and he was in town doing making the rounds he was in college station after here and he's a a pit a pit master brisket came to brit came to te of all places, tried Rudy's and love brisket. It was the first time he'd ever had it was bringing like it so much. He was like vac sealing it and then bringing it back to the UAE on a 15 hour flight. And then he just learned how to do it.

Came back here. I believe South side barbecue and bass drop learn the craft. And now he's got like full restaurants in the UAE and not, that's not even like the most interesting stuff about him.'ll save it check it out coffee friday on this feed with myself peter hart you don't know peter hart is he used to be a contributor to our old blog pgp and uh he was a co-host with our friend kyle van duho of the Dad Gum podcast, formerly. Those guys, original dads. Wow. Yeah, but no, it was awesome because I prepared for this thing.

I thought we were going to just do barbecue. Then you find out like, oh, maybe this guy knows mixed martial arts. Maybe he fought professionally in some capacity. Maybe he jumps out of planes often. Is the answer yes to all these questions? Yeah. Okay. Thanks for listening answer yes to all these questions? Yeah. Okay. Thanks for listening.

Yeah. Did you listen? I have not listened yet because I was going to put it on the car, but Fritz was sleeping so well. I was like, I feel like a podcast might take him out of it. So I was going to do that this afternoon, actually.

Can I ask you a question about your car rides with Fritz? Yes. Specifically long car rides. Yeah. So do you, does he demand his music his kids music no that's so nice and i to be honest i don't even entertain playing kids music because i i'm of the assumption that if i just play my music you will get used to it that's what i thought and i think it's his nanny plays him a bunch because like now when we drove up to, when we drove to Houston last weekend with him, we listened to the same seven songs the entire

way. And I'm not exaggerating. No, I put on, I put on some like, I don't know, some lullaby shit. And he was like, turn this week shit off. Shout out to shake your Morocco. I'll just play DJ screw for parks. No, you don't. He said, you're listening to Paula Abdul.

Stop. Not that we're all Paula. He said he caught you crying in the rear view mirror the other day to a James Blunt song. We were sitting sideways driving into Houston. We were not. Yeah, we were. How does one... I actually don't know how one sits sideways.

See, if you flip switches in your vehicle with hydraulics and your car is leaning like this you're kind of sitting like this rolling down the street so the car that you drove maybe you'll spray a block maybe you won't you drove bae's car to houston and you're telling me that her car is capable with the hydraulic system of sitting sideways and we were dripping candy paint all over the street that was factory it was candy was it is it why all those cars were spinning out behind us yeah why'd you get that bucket of paint that you were just dumping on the street yahoo mario kart i can i'm like the guy from police academy

for sure i know what that reference is making noises okay well another day another that guy I'm like the guy from Police Academy. For sure. I know what that reference is. Just making noises. Okay. Another day. Another 40-year-old reference. He can make any kind of sound. What's that guy's deal?

Dude, you're killing this. Just fucking go off, Dave. He's really good. Go off. He's a robot. He's big like that. He was actually talking. See, you kind of killed it you don't know police academy

no great movie those are movies that i wanted to get into as a kid but when i watched one i just didn't think it was that good it's a parody yeah i know i know of police academy i just i don't i don't think i've ever actually seen it i feel like i need to go back and watch a lot of classic films you hear about this godfather movie i feel like i should see it back and watch a lot of classic films. You hear about this Godfather movie? I feel like I should see it. Rest in peace, James Caan. Facts. Of course, the father of Randy's doppelganger, Scott. I didn't know that until James Caan had passed.

I did. I did, actually, yeah. It's all right. A lot of people probably didn't. Shout out to the Oceans movies. Yeah. How tall is Scott Caanhan no he puts off five six vibes there's a reason there's a reason that his hair is uh quaffed so high above his head that gives him an extra two inches google has enlisted at five foot five oh boy which means he's truly a king i wonder how tall his dad was i guess you can look that up. Five foot nine.

There we go. So yeah, this avalanche. In this scenario, there's no way that any of us get video like this of this. Oh, I would. No. You're putting your phone away like 10 seconds into that video and you're like, I got to get out of here. If I survive, like I'm going viral.

That's so much motivation. You would end up like putting your phone away and running away to somewhere where you would end up dying from it instead of holding. You don't have diamond feet, dude.

I would run with the phone over my shoulder like this. I would be. Like Micah? It'd be a very shaky video. I would take the phone and tuck it into my yoga pants the back

and then just run. And all the boys that were checking me out as I walked by. You hike in yoga pants typically? Yeah, typically. I would have have recorded it get that ass popping nothing you could you could have done you had a spot to dip away to to hide did he know that yeah you explained it oh he did okay that's it but i wasn't listening to you okay he he he acknowledged though that he should not have done that. Correct.

He's like, I definitely almost died. I was dumb. So whatever you said, it's bullshit. As the avalanche is bearing down on him, he says, oh dear God. Yeah. Pretty much. That's what I said to myself while watching the video. I was worried about a stray boulder, just less the snow. The snow, obviously not great.

You don't want to be covered in snow. Dylan, I know you were over the weekend, but come on. That's pretty much it. That's all I got. Should we get the hell out of here? Yeah, it's time. Shout out to podcast week. If you haven't done so already, send us your worst of stories.

Worst of at washedmedia.com we're doing it tomorrow on patreon patreon.com circling back podcast and again to everyone else who to everyone who came out to the meetup thank you guys so much we had a blast they're always fun to do uh we will give you a heads up before the next one that we do well yeah that's that bye