Circling Back - Mercury's In Everglades

Episode Date: March 6, 2019

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all right we're back circling back podcast wednesday my name is will defriest to my right dave ruff we're getting a lot of great feedback on our Blank Man segment. Are we? People are just like, dude, thank you for talking about Blank Man. He doesn't get enough cred. It's weird. I didn't see a single thing about it anywhere. It's mainly been private. You're getting DMs about Blank Man?

Yeah, it's pretty crazy, man. The outpouring of support has been just overwhelming. It makes sense. It did $7 million at the box office, which is considered a blockbuster. You look that up? $7 million. Yeah. Well, back then, that's pretty good.

That's got to be at least a billion now. Yeah, with inflation, I think it's close to a bill. Kylie Jenner. I don't think that's accurate, but we'll go with it. What's the tweet going around about her? She's the first self-made female. She's the youngest self-made she's the youngest the youngest self-made billionaire yeah i don't even think females in the mix which is really impressive the issue is the self-made part yeah she's she's a billionaire and you know that being

said if someone told me to take what the kardashians made before that and they were like all right we'll turn this into a billion dollars i don't really know if i could do that yeah it helps being you know really attractive in having her last name and all that stuff um but yeah self-made nah i sound like a hater like good for her whatever no i yeah i can't poo-poo it because i don't think i can do that would people still like her as much if they found out she had a lot of her money offshore wow i don't know if that does she i don't think so i don't know maybe i mean i would imagine most people who are in that club do but would people look at her the same if she was avoiding taxes legally but just you know using the loopholes some people provided to us by the tax code

that's people are saying that's what cristiano r, the GOAT, did by moving to Italy. He was getting away. I thought he just loved Tuscany. Hard to say. But you know who else loves Tuscany? Dave? Dylan. Thank you.

Did you go to Tuscany? Someone's going to intro me. I didn't go to Tuscany. Oh, you didn't? Just Italy. You fucking poser. Someone's going to intro me. I didn't go to Tuscany.

I went to Italy. Oh, you didn't? Just Italy. You fucking poser. I was telling y'all, I got, I'm not kidding, less than two hours of sleep last night. I don't know if it's the Mercury situation going on or just some extreme anxiety, but your boy can't sleep. I got to figure something out. Yeah, Mercury's in Everglades.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Right? I think it's... Oh, yeah yeah yeah i'm one of those fan boats just fucking crazy yeah looking for gators so yeah so mercury's in everglades right now and uh your boy something's going on um i gotta figure something out i don't know you're losing out on gains less than two hours i'm not kidding yeah your t is probably very low right less than yeah it's it's in the basement.

So I got to figure that out. But I'm here. I'm going to try to get through this. I'm going to bring as much energy as I can possibly muster up. Hey, have you started your T medication? Yeah. How's that going? I don't really know.

Is that why you're not sleeping? Yeah. Is this turning you into superhuman? I don't really know. It takes a few weeks to take hold. There's a loading period. A loading. Just like few weeks to take hold. There's a loading period. A loading. Just like circling back. There's a loading phase. Loading period.

So maybe I'm still loading. I don't know. But when I start to notice results, Dave. I have been gaining weight. Like good weight? It feels like good weight. Or like avocado Dylan weight. I'm the heaviest I've been since I started getting into shape.

Are you Bruce Koepka big? You want to know my weight? Yeah. Yeah, sure. It's like 196 to 197. Damn. Yeah. You should try to get... You actually weigh a lot more than I thought you did.

Yeah. You know what? You weigh more than me. I have not weighed myself. I'm going to weigh in today. I'm going to go to the gym and do the body fat thing. How do you not weigh in at the gym? You walk...

On the way to the shower, you walk by that scale. scale i don't want to get is it digital or is it digital because if it's a manual one like if it's the one where you have to move the shit i'm not doing that you don't know how to work that one do you how do doctor's offices still have those that's outdated i don't know i went recently and the woman the woman shoved the thing to 150 and started inching up from there. That's how they do it for me. Yeah, I wanted to be like, hey. That's how they do fighter weigh-ins too, I think because they're the most accurate.

I think that's why. I trust digital. I do too. I don't like to weigh in every time I go to the gym because then I'm, there's so many variables, like depending on what time i'm going to the gym uh have i had enough water yeah i'm more of like every few weeks you have to weigh yourself at the same time in order to get yeah you're right i do at the same time every day i i go to the bathroom the second i wake up and then i get on a scale naked i cannot walk by a scale without standing on it i just can't

Naked. I cannot walk by a scale without standing on it. I just can't. I had some avoidance for a while, but now I'm an everyday boy. Have you done the body fat thing where you grip the handles? No, because it looks intimidating. I don't know how to use it. I'll do it today. I don't like to ask people to show me how to do stuff at the gym.

It's really easy. Okay, let's do it today. Actually, I'm going to go take a nap after this. I don't really understand how it's accurate and how it works. It shoots a current through your body, and it tells you how much skeletal muscle you have, how much body fat. I will say this.

Who's the dude, the wide receiver, that just dominated the combine? DK Metcalf, I believe. Is he the one they said had 1.74% body fat? Which I think is pretty close to impossible. I know this backfired on me and in the podcast as a whole when we called out brooks kepka no it didn't backfire i mean we got one of the best golfers in the world to tweet us it was great we're on his radar yeah um i'm gonna say this he he's not under two percent body fat no i don't think that's possible i don't think

you can be alive yeah and if you can you certainly can't perform at that level athletically is he in ketosis i mean what's beyond what's the next step he's a machine he's a specimen but if you said if you said four percent i would be like yeah damn that's really really good yeah and to be clear i'm not a doctor i just listen to a podcast every now and then. Sure, sure. That's what I'm basing all this on. You're essentially a new age doctor. I'm the modern doctor.

I'm the face of modern medicine. Yeah, I just Googled him. He's in better shape than we are. It's a good thing for your physique when the first thing that pops up for suggested on Google is DJ Metcalf workout photo. I believe it's DK. Sorry. DK Metcalf workout photo. DJ Metcalf.

DJ Metcalf. That doesn't come up for me. Bullshit. Have you ever seen what comes up for you when you search your name? Yeah. I don't like it. Is it your fake nude pic at the desk? Oh, I thought you meant the autofill.

The autofill stuff, yeah. I'll do it right now. Oh, it's cleaned up, actually. Can you do mine? I've never done mine. We may have to edit this out. Mine used to say stuff about, like, Dylan Chivary divorce, stuff like that,

and I didn't like that. Now it just says Dylan Chivary Twitter, Dylan Chivary Barstool. I don't know why it says that. Now it just says Dylan Chivory Twitter, Dylan Chivory Barstool. I don't know why it says that, but it does. Because don't you work there? No. There was some speculation that I might be working there during the interim period there, but no. Dave's just kind of funny.

There's a lawyer in Texas with my name. Yeah, you have David Ruff Instagram, David Ruff and some other name, David Ruff obituary. Yeah. Damn. David Ruff artist. Well, I mean some other name, David Ruff obituary. Yeah. Damn. David Ruff artist. Well, I mean, that's true. I'm an audible artist. Sacramento, architect in New York, barstool, and David Ruffin. Oh, yeah.

Isn't he a musician of some sort? He was one of the Temptations. Yeah, he's taken over. That's big. That was a nickname of mine in high school. He was a Temptation? Yeah. I didn't know that. That's kind of tight. over. That's big. That was a nickname of mine in high school. He was a temptation? Yeah. I didn't know that.

That's kind of tight. Temptations slap. Yeah, they do. Dylan, you know what you could try? Yes. For sleeping? My hand's raised. Call on me.

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It's time. Turn it on. Ten minutes into the episode and we're doing a steam room. Dave, get over here. Dude, Dave has barricaded himself with towels. He just has them wrapped all over his body. Dude, y'all, stop. You look like the Michelin Man right now.

I want welts on his ass after this steam room. Dude, don't pop my bare ass. Too late, player. What are we steaming on today? We had a situation yesterday transpiring the group text. I'll set it up and y'all can knock it out of the park. Okay. What did you just say?

Okay. So yesterday, intern Klein texted a group chat, group text. It was the three of us plus him. It's called Circling Biz. He named it, yeah. Yesterday, Intern Klein texted a group chat, group text. It was the three of us plus him. It's called Circling Biz. He named it, yeah. But why is it called?

What's the biz? I don't understand. I don't know. Okay. Not important, but I just was always curious why it was called that. We can ask Intern Klein when we see him next. And he was blowing up the text about Game of Thrones in the trailer that was just released, and he watched some YouTube video that broke down.

He paid for it. Frame by frame, yeah. 90 minutes. It's the Alt Shift X. It's the gold standard for Game of Thrones recap. And as we know, Will is not a Game of Thrones guy, and he was a little perturbed by it. To be clear,

it wasn't that much banter about game of thrones no it was like klein texted i responded he texted he responded to me i responded to him and then will chime i believe this was a microcosm of the bigger picture here it the game of thrones culture you were trying to nip it early. Yes, exactly. I'm going to pull it up. What I said was, I'm leaving this group if it just turns into Game of Thrones talk. That was quite brash, quite blunt. So do we need to open the discussion about group chat etiquette?

So then I said, I support you all in enjoying it, but I don't need notifications on my phone regarding Game of Thronesones just like how i'm not going to go follow something on twitter that's about game of thrones because like well i don't need content in my life that's not pertaining to me and well this is an issue that i find often in group chats yeah but at some point you gotta look in the mirror and be like it's all me i will say this to that in in regards to game of thrones it's not as easy of a fix as I wish it was. If I could just snap my fingers and have Game of Thrones be completely watched by me, I would do that. But in order to make this right,

I understand that I need to watch about 60 to 65 hours of television in order to be on the same page as everybody. And it's just not that easy. I think most people would agree. You could probably skip the first three seasons. Should I just skip them? do enjoy duda's take where he just says that they're just walking around a lot that's true but that's how i feel about uh that's how i felt about

lord of the rings i had i started realizing how good they were i think you would have a similar experience with game of thrones lord of the rings i was was the same way. I was a late adopter. I don't doubt that at all. I had a tweet yesterday queued up, but I didn't fire it off because I thought it might be... You would probably think I was subtweeting you, and I really wasn't

because it was before this all went down, but I was going to tweet, is not liking Game of Thrones a personality trait? Something to that. I wouldn't have tweeted what I tweeted yesterday, which was just like, man, have y'all seen this new Game of Thrones trailer? Wild stuff.

I didn't see that. I tweeted that, and I wouldn't have done that had it not been for this podcast. I don't want... I think at this point, unfortunately, in terms of the podcast, it has become a personality trait for me which i don't necessarily love but it's the brand i will say that i it's my hill i will die on it i guess

i saw people tweeting oh great it's i don't like i don't watch game of thrones season i think my my man in uh de soto kj was tweeting that, or at least RT'd it, and I thought it was a good point. Because it is. And I hate it more than anything. Look at everyone who hasn't seen it who's like, okay, my timeline. It's like, we're rehashing

this, but it would be like, oh great, oh was the Super Bowl on? It would be like getting mad at people for watching the Super Bowl. I get it. I guess for me, the issue with me in terms of television shows is that I haven't seen it. And some of the shows that I watch aren't necessarily the most popular shows. Like, I think the best show going right now, and I'm not saying it's better than Game of Thrones.

This isn't me saying that. I think the best show that's been on in terms of, like, also i mean there's some dramatic parts too is the marvelous mrs mazel on amazon man you're gonna get flamed i don't care it's won numerous awards and i think it's totally just the acting is incredible but still not that many people watch it stop doing this to yourself i know and so at least come with something like hardcore i haven't really watched that much lately I tried a new show the other day called the Romanoffs on Amazon prime. It was really, really, really bad. Is it about figure skaters? Nah, it was, I don't even want to get into it. It was terrible. I had a high post. It was, it was done by madmen with some of the same cast members, and it was just trash.

But things get dicey in your group text when people start talking about things that you just don't care about, and then you turn off your alerts, and then you check your phone, and all of a sudden you've got like 60 messages, and you're like, oh, God. Well, Klein wasn't wanting to dissect the trailer or anything. He was just hopping in to say, wow, guess what?

I just dropped five dollars on youtube to watch a 90 minute video of a breakdown of this trailer more like a what a waste of money arguably and a 90 minute breakdown that's shocking and i almost pulled the trigger and then he informed me that there's gonna be a free one a free one that's quicker and less in depthdepth, which I will be partaking in. But did you watch the trailer, Dylan? Yeah, I watched the trailer. One time. That's all I needed. Did it make

your pants stand up? It got me excited. I'm not, you know, I'm not a hardcore fanboy of Game of Thrones. I do like the show. Yes, you will. It's a very good show. It's a great show. I'm really excited to watch it, but I'm not one of these, you know, oh my god, Game of show. I'm really excited to watch it, but I'm not one of these, you know,

oh my God, Game of Thrones. I want to, I don't read theories on message boards. You know what I'm saying? That's not me. That's what I'm worried about. So the weird thing,

when I do start watching, I know I'm going to try to do that because when I couldn't, the thing I was most excited about for finishing Breaking Bad was subscribing to the subreddit and just going

through every single same and just seeing everything that they did i couldn't wait game of thrones is going to be worse because there's so much more to take in what was the name of the last one of the last episodes it was the three elements felina f-e-l-i-n-a and there was a theory this is breaking bad if you haven't watched it, then what the fuck are you doing? One of the theories was the Marty Robbins song. You know, the iconic song that I can't think of the name of. I can sing it, but I won't. But Felina is the character.

And she gets him killed when he comes back to town. Okay. And they were saying, okay, because obviously Walt was coming back to town. Is it called Felina? Is there some significance between these elements? Because you have like the chemical aspect of Breaking Bad. Or is there something in this song that we should be looking for? That was the kind of shit I was into.

And then True Detective Season 1, I i got really really into message board stuff on like the yellow king and like the literature that that was taken from you did i remember that it was weird it was a weird time for me dude this is your right now you sound like the the uh meme of the dude from always sunny pointing at the board all cracked out that's you yeah uh well can we agree that the best episode of Breaking Bad was Osmandias? I don't know names of episodes. That one, I just know because it was so good. And people had told me, wait until that episode.

It's going to be incredible. And they were right. The Marty Robbins song is obviously El Paso. Okay. You know the song. Down in the West Texas town of El Paso. Of course. Yeah.

I fell in love with a Mexican girl. Was her name Felina? Her name was Felina. Mm felina her name is felina it's a great song rest in peace marty robbins you know the most obscure musicians you know marty robbins i do not i've never heard that name in my life you've heard that song i've heard the song yeah yeah song's good do you get annoyed when people will put drop in a group text a question that only is for one person? Oh, yeah. I've outwardly spoken about that before. It's a four-person group text. Let's be clear.

Half of... Okay, three-fourths of that group text, that's 75% for those keeping score, are into this show. And two of the people, that's 50%, were in on this conversation. I don't think it was that out of line. No, no, no. I have a general rule is if you're in a group text situation, and if two people have exchanged with just themselves three times back and forth, they should consider taking it to...

Take it offline. Take it offline. Yes. Yes. If your message starts out, Dave, comma, this, and I'm in that group text, I'm like, what are you doing? What are you doing? If you're going to type Dave, type it into your little thing and queue his name up and just text him directly. I will say, yes, you are right.

This being a four-person group chat changes things because I was the 25% who it did not pertain to. You were the one-fourth. I still think. percent who it did not pertain to you were the one for i still think i think for your guys's sake you guys should create a group chat called game of thrones boys b-o-i-z and just have that together i don't want that smoke i don't want to be involved in that discussion i just want to watch the show and enjoy it i don't need theories and oh my god did you see that here's the problem if that happens oftentimes it's good yeah that group text becomes the landing point for other things and the other one will be the previous group text will die it's happened before

it's happened on many group texts that we've been involved in i need to talk to johnny ives from apple and stuff and see if there's a mute function much like on Twitter for group chats. Who is Johnny Ives? He designed all the stuff. Is that right? I don't know if his name is Johnny or John. We're close so I call him Johnny. Johnny Ives sounds like a 70s gangster. He's the British dude in every single release for an Apple

product where he's sitting there talking about the design and he's bald and he's just wearing a t-shirt and he's like this iPhone blah blah blah blah it's terrible i mean you could parody it to hell nice sorry i that was supposed to be a group chat conversation that turned into game of thrones talk can we start a breaking bad group chat no oh i'm not out i 100 no dude i would re-watch breaking bad i'll still go back and watch like the best episodes from each season i'm not discuss a show guy just never have been i don't

think i'm better than the people who discuss shows i just don't it's not into that about bachelor dog it's a little different yeah we literally do a podcast it does suck it sucks being at a group dinner when things devolve and you haven't seen a show and people are just talking about it at length and i'm a hundred percent at fault for this when i was watching breaking bad every single group dinner i went to i was just like i'd look at somebody just be like have you seen breaking bad dude you were doing this didn't you watch it a little bit late oh i watched it really late yeah yeah not because not for any reason i just i didn't

think it would be good it was it aired on sunday nights and i didn't think it would be a good idea for me to feel anxious and then watch like a show that was like the pinnacle of i could not imagine you watching that show on sunday night there's not a more full throttle show than breaking bad i could i was addicted to it when i was watching it, though. I couldn't stop. It became a bit on touching base. Me being like, oh yeah, sorry. Dylan, I'm upset that you weren't in on Breaking Bad. Y'all should come to a compromise. I thought you did.

Did you watch Breaking Bad? Are you kidding? Oh yeah, you just don't talk about it. I fucking love Breaking Bad. That's the most popular show of all time that you've never seen. That I've never seen? Yeah. The Wire. Sopranos. Probably The Wire. Sopranos. I watched Sopranos. fucking love breaking that's why i didn't know because you don't talk about you've never seen that i've never seen yeah the wire soprano probably the wire sopranos i i watched sopranos i caught episodes here and there i didn't watch it all the way through um but the wire yeah i

don't even know what the wire is about there it is pushing about what pushing drugs yeah moving weight just a bunch of guys shoving each other moving weight sliding bricks love that yeah i'm actually surprised you haven't seen the wire i think you'd like it i may yeah um i i think the most popular show i never have seen is obviously game of thrones technically it's mashed if we want to reach peak caucasity we should watch the wire and talk about it i don't know there's nothing more white than a bunch of white guys watching yeah i just thought that's it's compelling audio to hear people talk about a show that ran the course years and years ago. It's not. Which is why we're doing a Saved by the Bell one episode per week recap.

Exactly. It is too bad that some shows weren't on when Twitter was at its height or when podcasting wasn't big. Because I would have definitely gone into a lot of shows. Sopranos would have been electric. Yeah. Yeah. It would have been incredible. I'm actually surprised you didn't finish it. That's weird to me.

Sopranos? Yeah, I feel like it got better as it went on. I mean, I watched the last episode. Everybody did. Yeah, I never got super into it. I enjoyed it when I watched it, just I never got super into it I enjoyed it when I watched it but I never got super into it it's interesting a weird thing about Dylan this isn't roast Dylan I'll leave the studio in a body bag no no no this is not a body bag this is just this is just an observation I feel

like every episode I'm just leaving here in a body bag y'all dragging me out of here toes dragging an interesting observation is that Dylan is not, doesn't like, he's not going to get on Reddit and look at fan theories or message boards. But as we have discussed previously, he used to discuss on a message board Texas football recruiting. Yeah, that was my passion.

That was my passion. But it makes, it's like a blend of alpha and nerd. Yeah. But you are not willing to go nerd, nerd. Look, I have no problem with people who discuss fan theory stuff and all that. I don't have a problem with it. It is a little bit nerd, but that's okay. I have some nerdy, as you mentioned.

Oh, yeah. I don't mean nerd in a bad way. I mean just... It is pretty nerdy, but that's okay. Bookworm. People enjoy it, and it's not hurting anybody, and it's fine. Go do your thing. It's just – look, it would be fun if I was into it.

I'm just not. You know? All that being said, like, is this recruiting class going to do anything for Texas? Are they going to help out this year? Well, they flipped that five-star from USC after signing day, which know no one's doing that who is he his name is brew mccoy that's a real name yeah brew mccoy he went to usc to be uh in the cliff kingsbury offense and as we know he he split for the nfl so he was like yo can i get out of my dude if someone told me will you're writing you're writing a script for a college football show in Texas.

You need to make up the name of a character. At some point, I would come up with Brew McCoy. BRU. They would tell you, no, that's too fake. You know what I mean? It's too good. They're like, no, that's too stereotypical. You got to go somewhere else with that.

He's actually the third McCoy brother. Yeah. He's like the Cooper Manning who didn't get injured. Yeah. That's exactly right. Can we talk briefly about a tweet that we received yesterday from a backer? Wait, wait, hold on. We still

steaming? Should we turn the steam off? Yeah, let's turn it off. Let's sip some water. I'm not going to sit in this a little bit. Get over here, Dave. Why do you always tell me to get over there? Because you're trying to get away from me. I want to paint that ass red. God, man. Why are you so forceful?

It's weird. I don't know. Have fun in the steam room. I'm just going to drop fan theories on you when you try to pop me with a towel and you don't get the fuck away. Chill. We got a tweet yesterday from a backer.

And he said, we talked about it the other day. We didn't know it was in the pyramids, or at least I did. I'll be honest. I was very vulnerable in that moment. I was worried that something really obvious was going to come up. Some guy tweeted us that they figured out what was in the pyramids, and it was a screenshot of the first level from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1.

I responded to his tweet and said, I would bet the house that Dylan doesn't know what this even is. Can you confirm or deny whether you knew what it was? Yeah, confirm. I had no idea. I've never played that video game in my life. I thought it was like a GoldenEye level at first. Before I studied it, I was like, no, that's not

GoldenEye. I've never gone through it. You thought it was Aztec? I don't remember the names, Dave. Okay. I knew it was a throwback video game, but I just didn't know which one. When I was really kind of panicking a little bit the other day before proposing, I tossed on Goldeneye, the movie. It's tough to watch.

Yeah, I turned it off. It's truly shit. You know what's weird? I started watching Goldfinger like two weeks ago and i couldn't get through it like the old one with uh yeah with uh i get it what's his name sean connery yeah that's an interesting tie-in because goldfinger actually has a song on tony hoff is that superman superman yeah and so yeah it's not good it's good. I've been watching more of the Daniel Craig Bond movies just because I'm getting so much feedback like,

dude, you look just like Daniel Craig. It's cool to watch your siblings on TV. Yeah, it's very interesting. It's weird. The more layers you peel, the more you look like Daniel Craig. Thanks. You pop the top and it's like, whoa. It's so unreal the fact that you've never played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

Yeah, sorry, man. You've never done like a 720 over the gap over the half pipe in the warehouse. No. One game I did play was 1080 snowboarding, I think is what it's called. That was hard. I was pretty good at it, actually. 1080 was not an easy snowboarding game. So it's kind of in the same vein as a skateboarding game. ESPN came out with their X Games, Winter X Games game where you snowboarded, was not an easy snowboarding game so it's kind of in the same vein as a skateboarding game espn

came out with uh like their x games winter x games game where you snowboarded and it was way easier and it was all contingent on how fast you could use your left hand in order to spin and i was the best out of all my friends because i was left-handed and i was just fucking mashing that spin button so i was incredible at it 1080 i couldn't do 1080 had like button combos and shit that i couldn't do yeah that was pretty good man i think the best part about uh tony hawk's pro skater was just the soundtrack though so we've talked about it it's iconic there's playlists out there if you want to just go listen to it like cky and shit what if you found out dylan was making fake cky videos like back in the day just jackass videos wouldn't i wouldn't i would

own up to that one i did not get into that we were doing that kind of craze whatever i'm bummed that you'd never played it if you ever want to play this like you were just too busy playing nba jam and stuff which you still aren't good at i play a lot of king griffey jr baseball on super nintendo oh you you give me frank thomas i'm putting it out of the park every time it's it's unfair to be uh king griffey jr in that game it is he just drops bombs yeah man that was a fun one love griffey was he your favorite player? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

Makes sense. Big time. That swing. Come on. It's too sweet. Too sweet. He's a kid, baby. He was just so... Man, with that backward hat on, he was just so cool.

He did the home run derby with the backwards cap on. Come on. He looked tight. Did you guys get the SI for kids back in the day? Nah. I did, but I remember switching over to the big boy mag at some point. Yeah, you had to. I got the si for kids they had uh nine cards that came in every single issue and they were like yellow they like a yellow border and stuff and they started to become worth

a lot of money if you had them in really good condition and i believe that there was a griffey one that was worth a shit ton of money it was was like Future Stars or something, and you could sell it for a lot. And I found the magazine that had it in it, and my Griffey card was just completely bent, torn up, and gross. So I was like, whatever. It's too bad. Could have been a millionaire.

I wouldn't even know you guys at this point. Did you ever get A Boy's Life? Oh, dude, I would have never thought about that until you mentioned it yes i think i did yeah what about east bay not really a magazine just more of like products yes but my favorite thing to get when i was a like young teen was the i'm gonna blank on it there was a skateboard catalog that was not like about skateboarding. It was selling stuff. I know what you're talking about.

I would wait for it all the time, and I'd just window shop. I'd be like, I want this flip deck from Jeff Rowley. That was my thing. I just wanted stuff. My mom would, every month, be like, no, William. Hit me with that Birdhouse deck. Were you a Birdhouse guy? Give me a Birdhouse.

No, I was an Alien Workshop guy, but I always wanted a birdhouse deck, some Crux trucks, and I can't remember my wheel company. My setup was a, I think I had a girl skateboard. Right. Probably Eric Koston. Crux, Spitfire wheels. Spitfire, that's it. And then bones.

I had those bones bearings that could just go just go forever yeah you had to get the bones bearings that made all the difference in the world dylan you know i'm talking about oh yeah man this is like a group text where like one third yeah whatever did you have you ever gotten on a skateboard and like pushed yourself yeah you have so you would i owned one as a as a very young kid i got one one for Christmas one time. It was like a Walmart special, and I fucked around with it, and I was like, this isn't for me. What if Dylan, I mean, it'd just be hilarious if Dylan was like the longboard guy.

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Boom. Let's talk about The Bachelor. Some stuff happened to our boy Colton. Are we going to do a tinky break at any point during this? We can. I'm just wondering. Are you trying to get a do-off or what? No, I got a tink, man.

Okay. I've had a lot of coffee. Do you want one? Because if you want one, right now is the time. Go do it. We'll just talk about Tony Hawk. Can we do a quick intermish? Yeah.

Okay. Go get a tinky off, dog. All right. all right the tinkies have been gotten off two tinks good news too let the record show that while i waited for for Dylan to finish using the men's room, Will said, kind of to himself, but to me, too, man, I don't know how my bladder is so beast mode. I do have a beast mode bladder. You don't hear comments like that.

No, I wish people could have heard that. I'm not saying those kinds of things. I'm thankful for it. I take less tinkies than most people.'s true like now that you mentioned that honestly it doesn't make sense either because i stay hella hydrated coffee just usually goes right through me yeah yeah no that's fair it's that folgers it just hits different you know let the record also show that i didn't need to go, but I figured, why not? Dylan was already going.

We'd already stopped on the show. It was a safety tank. It was a safety tank. Yeah. That's fun. I'm glad, yeah. I'm glad you did it. Yeah, I am too.

I mean, frankly, my bladder's thanking me. Yeah. All right, we got a lot to talk about with the whole Bachelor situation. Let's start off with Monday's episode where shit hit the fan at fantasy suites and we didn't even see a lick of hannah g that was not supposed to be a double entendre but people are going to take like that let's move on uh we were all hoping for that what the hell

happened look that was that was brutal to watch i'll be honest it was tough um that dude was in some serious emotional distress and we all had a front row seat for it and i got uncomfortable the entire scene was surprisingly like tough to watch i was like oh shit like this isn't just like fake drama from the batch of producers that got drummed up like our best friend colton is really struggling with this right now yeah and you can tell that he his hand he felt his hand was forced to kind of reveal how he actually felt about her he wasn't ready to like drop the l-bomb and and talk about all that but because she was like yeah i probably should get out here he's like all right well you should probably know like i'm like crazy about you it was tough man i felt bad

for the dude most people have been there before i think they're getting kind of dumped by someone they they like more than they like you back. I feel like if I was in his situation and there were three girls left, you would have a very good idea of who you wanted to make it to the end. Yeah. Three is like, I mean, maybe when there's ten left, you might be like, I don't know, there's a couple contenders. But three, it's like, no, I definitely want to be with this person.

Does Cassie deserve some blame for waiting that long into the game to tell him that yes but the entire time that they've always like been together all they do is make out the entire time but you also i also feel like there are some off-camera conversations between these people right and he's like just so you know like i'm picking you like you're the one i want to be with i think that stuff happens more often than it doesn't. I'm not saying it did this time, but there's a good chance he, like, indicated earlier on in the season that Cassie was the one he wanted to be with. It kind of makes this situation a little shitty.

Can I ask a question? Yeah. Do you think Cassie went on this show with the intention of possibly becoming the Bachelorette? I think she absolutely went on the show to gain fame. But most of them do. Because with Peter and Rachel,

it was kind of, people had this feeling that he wanted to become the Bachelor. He's such a tool. Can I just say that? It backfired on him because of all this stuff. And now he's obviously like no longer in contention ever. Wasn't he a Joseph A. Banks model? Yeah. He fucking killed it.

I'm sorry, man. Yeah. I didn't care for how that all went down, but that's a, we're not going to, but it was very similar to how this one. You're right.

You're right. Oh, although I feel like he was more being a guy maybe this helps but i i i could tell by his actions and the way he would respond to rachel lindsey he was he was positioning himself whereas i don't feel i feel like cassie just maybe thinks she's just hot enough to become the bachelorette. I might not have thought this until last night's Girls Tell All, whereas Dave said

they truly telled all. It's crazy how much they tell. Telled? Yeah. They telled all. Yeah, it's telled. T-E-L-L-E-D.

Telled. Okay, making sure I heard that correctly. Yes, it is telled. It's telled. I don't know if I would have thought that had she not said,

I forget who it was, not said that the two people she was thinking were there for the fame were Kaylin and Cassie. Because I don't think they showed anything the entire season, from my perspective at least, that made me think, oh, Cassie's a fame seeker. Well, this is her second time on a reality show. Yeah, but the first one was bootleg.

Wasn't it? Knowing that, then, if you're willing to double up on the reality thing, then, yeah, I'm going to ask

some questions about your motives. I think... Go ahead. Go. I think Brian, who ended up with Rachel, I think he was on

Double Barrel. He was. He definitely was. Hey, quick side note. Is he still around? What's that dude doing? They're still dating. They're always randomly on like an ESPN show.

It's awful. You know what? The situation stinks. What, Dave? What, David? Out. Am I out on JoJo? No.

Shut the fuck up. get out of the studio now that they are are they commingling getting married and now they're gonna have like a show and I think they're kind of being positioned as the new Chip and Joanna Gaines I'm just like I might need to get out now before I turn into just anti-JoJo. How long until they have a Target collection like Chip and Joanna?

Or no, they're going to have like, what's another? Rooms to Go, like Eric Church? People think I'm joking. He has, all right, that's another. Hey, if Rooms to Go came and they were like, hey, we want to do a touching base collection, circling back collection, I'd be like, like yeah sign me up uh quick side note but we're not supposedly raw and gritty country guys let me get this in do you guys know who the next bachelorette is it's been spoiled it's been its own it's been leaked yes i do i don't you didn't see it oh it's been it's like

what are you about to do with it no we're not gonna do it i'm just wondering if you guys have seen the leak i'm guessing you have. Yeah. I have not. I saw it and it was not even trying to be disguised. Wait, hold on. It was just, this is the next Bachelorette. Off mic, I'm going to lean over to Dylan.

He's going to tell me. I'm going to react, but we're not going to spoil it. Hang on. This is real. You guys need to get further from the mic. You guys are too close to the mic. Where's my fucking hand? Get over here, bitch.

Looks like you guys are about to kiss. Dave's live reaction for finding out who the next Bachelorette is. Go. Okay. Don't like it. You know. Don't like it. I can't say what I'm thinking because it'll give it away. I'm not excited.

I'll say this what I'm thinking because it'll give it away. I'm not excited. I'll say this. I'm excited. I think it's going to be good. It'll be fun, but I think it's going to be annoying. Yes. Really? Yeah. Yep.

Yep. It's been all but confirmed by ABC, I believe. You know, okay. The thing that I saw was from reality steve who i do not follow i saw this on a quote tweet reality steve i've we probably talked about this before i went through his timeline after i saw that just to see all right what's what's he up to he is the absolute worst he's insufferable this before Demi body bagged him last night on Twitter. But I saw, like, I started going through his timeline and, like, he thinks that he fucking created The Bachelor.

Yeah. He thinks that he is the most important cog in The Bachelor machine. We fucked up not asking Chris Harrison about him. Yeah. Either off, like, off mic, that would have been fun. And, you know, we're going to hang out with him very soon, I'm sure. Probably once a day I have a thought in my head where I'm like, damn it, I wish I would have asked Chris Harrison or Colton this.

We should have had hours with them. I wonder what his connection to this show is. Secondhand knowledge. Demi absolutely body bagged him. What did Demi do? I missed it. He started saying something about her doing too much and trying too hard, and then she was just like, shut up.

Here, I'm going to pull up the tweet now. In his defense, she was doing too much and trying too hard. Dude, it was great, though, dude. I think she saw it coming. That was a perfect platform for her to do like, oh, I'm cool girl Demi. I get it. But she was doing too much. I thought she was electric last night.

I thought she did everything great until colton came out and i can't remember the young lady's name is it courtney the one that she was beefing with major who tried to shove a pacifier in her mouth i'm sorry i i don't know i i was just reading demi's timeline trying to find this tweet i was just doing the same thing um who is the girl she was beefing with is courtney uh I don't remember her name. Okay. She was a dud. Yes.

Well, I thought Demi was killing it, and I thought she really, really went a little bit far when she stood up and said, Colton, there's two things I want to say to you. One, da-da-da, and then two, this is Courtney. I kind of liked it. You've never actually talked to her before. It was just being a dead horse.

It was so much better than Anyeka standing up and reading the definition of a bully and then saying thank you next. The bully argument. That whole argument set bullying back, anti-bullying campaigns back 15 years. Yes. The next person who says thank you next is going to catch a swift

kick. It died. It died last night when Anyeka did it. It was dead before that. I'm so sick of it. Thank you next has been cancelled. It died. It died last night when I did. No, it was dead before that. Yeah, no, true. I'm so sick of it. Thank you, next. Has been canceled. Oh, wow. You know what else? Hey, this is officially the cancellation of things.

You know what else? I'm here for it. You know what else? That song sucks. There it is. You're here for the cancellation? Hey, I'm here for it. So, Reality Steve last night said, Demi, you're trying too hard still just stop she said

says the man who spends his life talking constant shit about girls he has never met your career revolves around you trying the hardest to serve tea that you heard second hand then that's a body bag i'm sorry she body bagged a good club then reality steve tried to clap back and he said thank you for proving my point sweetie oh see you can't oh you can't drop a sweetie on her like no you cannot wait wait wait okay go ahead toxic masculinity much steve is he what what dave nothing go ahead what say it you were gonna i know what you're gonna ask i'm just asking she's she said sweetie in quotes she quote tweeted him said sweetie do not patronize me oh but please patronize this podcast five dollars a month get you an extra episode on fridays

uh it i demi was doing a lot last night that being said when when all of a sudden it was clear that demi was going to stop talking i lost complete interest in the rest of the show. I did not care. So was she doing too much? Maybe. Did I want it to continue? Yes. Demi, for those reasons outlined previously,

is my want to see a dead body player of the week. Wow. That's big. That's big. I like me some Demi. She's a little firecracker, and I appreciate that about her a lot. But she was over the top last night. Yeah, she's a little firecracker and i and i appreciate that about her a lot but she was over the top last night yeah she's my little whiskey girl what she's my little whiskey girl we're doing country lyrics aren't we we still doing that you said firecracker and there's a song

i don't know who sings it my little darling's a firecracker and for some reason uh whiskey girl toby keith classic came into my head you guys weren't here for it, so just be with that one. I'll move on. Folks at home are just pumping their fists. They love it. I'm here for it, but I don't totally know what you're talking about. You never heard Whiskey Girl? I thought you were a Toby Keith guy.

I mean, I have no answer. Great time for Country Will to take a back seat. Of course, his best song is Wish I Didn't Know Now. By far. Should have been a cowboy. No, that song stinks. No, it doesn't. It's a backseat. Of course, his best song is Wish I Didn't Know Now. By far. Should have been a cowboy. No, that song stinks. No, it doesn't. It's a great song.

Don't do that. It doesn't stink. We're not doing it. It's not his best. It's a top 100 country song of all time. Oh, here we go. Let's talk about Nicole getting, quote, bullied. Oh, she's my ragged on the edges girl.

Wait, which one's Nicole? I forgot. She's the one who's from Miami. She's Cuban. She cried. She was like crying her eyes out. She's the one who's from Miami. She's Cuban. She cried. She was like crying her eyes out. She couldn't get a word in because everyone was just body bagging her. She was a victim of the bullying campaign.

We're only going to talk about Nicole. Yeah. They wanted to talk about it. They gave her all the time in the world. Yeah, she got way too much air time in my opinion. Whose side did you take? That was one where I thought both took the L. I didn't care.

I lost interest during that, Sig. I didn't take a side. I just wanted it to be over. I thought that, like, I don't think either side was right. I thought both sides just went a little too far, and it was just like, all right, please end this. Nicole's not going to go. Like, she's going to go to Paradise probably,

but, like, who really cares? You know what the dynamic that I love the most about these is, the tell-alls, is the people who went home night one and you don't know who they are, and they're in the back row, and just watching them battle for airtime. Dylan's girl Bree said absolutely nothing. Literally. She brought her suitcase with nothing in it. Was anybody surprised? No. Because she didn't really say much the entire season. She looked fantastic. She brought her suitcase with nothing in it. Was anybody surprised?

No. Because she didn't really say much the entire season. She looked fantastic. She looked great. Sometimes when it comes to Bree, she says it better by saying nothing at all. We are spiraling as a podcast. Spiraling.

I forgot how gorgeous she was and that she went on the screen last night. And Sally was sitting next to me. I just go, wow, good to see Bree brie again yeah always good to see brie remember when y'all flirted for a little bit on instagram speaking of toxic masculinity yeah i do and you like sent a bunch of your minions to force her to respond to him that was fucked up hand up that was me i didn't mean i didn't mean to send i didn't tell them to send it just that's on. I didn't mean to send. I didn't tell them to send. It's just that's on me. She didn't respond to the last message I sent, and I left it at that. We moved on.

She probably still thinks about me. Who was it who got mad at Demi for calling her the cancer of the house? Because that was a little. Oh, that was a terrible comment. What a stretch. That was a little bit of a grandstand, man. That's a very common thing to say. What a stretch. Ugh. Don't make fun of cancer. When Demi. That was a little bit of a grandstand, man. That's a very common thing to say. What a stretch.

Ugh. Don't make fun of cancer. When Demi... Don't make fun of cancer. No, we get it. It's a figure of speech. Yeah, like, come on. That's the case of a girl

who went in saying, all right, I need a narrative for myself, and this woman tell all. I'm going to die on the cancer hill. Whoa. As many have, Will. Thanks. Okay, I didn't mean it like that. That girl just... She had nothing, and she was like, all right, I'm gonna die on the cancer hill Whoa As many have Will thanks

Okay I didn't mean it like that That girl just She had nothing And she was like Alright I'm gonna go with the top dog Demi And I'm gonna bring cancer into it You go with the king

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Circle20 will get you 20% off Okay back to the show Rob. Okay. Back to the show. Did you do cocaine during your tanky break? What happened? I don't know. I got a, you got a second one. I'm going to crash hard after this. Hey. Um, uh, so for a second, Demi was like, I acknowledge, yeah, I, maybe I shouldn't say that. She's like, I should have said you're the, and I thought she was going to say maybe like the herpes of the house or something. She said the bed bugs, it had a good effect said you're the, and I thought she was going to say maybe like the herpes of the house or something. She said the bedbugs.

It had a good effect, a good punch, but I was like, you could have done better. You should have said like the gonorrhea of the house. Do you know what that said to me? That Demi has 100% had bedbugs, probably at T-State. Probably at T-State. Don't put that on T-State. Yeah, get out of here with that. See, I'm just saying.

Bedbugs affects everyone, okay? I've never had them. It's a silent killer. I've convinced myself that I've had them numerous times only to be like, no, well, you're just

like freaking out over nothing. I've never had bed bugs. Sounds gross, man. Yeah, sounds real gross. Have you ever had them? No, I only get bed hugs. Ew.

That's somehow grosser. That's tight, dude. Yeah. Hell yeah. It's tight. Apologize to Sam Marcus, please. Is there anything else we need to cover from... Yeah, apologize to Sam Marcus, bitch.

I apologize. No, I didn't mean it in that way. I just meant like... I was just trying to tie your guys' school in. I'm sorry. Yeah. Stock up, I would say Hannah G. Stock up.

I would say Demi, of course. Stock up. Stock down, Kay Stock down Kaylin Bottom of the barrel She just wasn't ready She She stinks She stinks

I like her I just don't think she's got it She doesn't have the The quick wit She doesn't have the star power for that show. That's what... I know we've talked about Demi endlessly. The one thing Demi has is she has very good responses to people that don't come off impulsive. They're like calculated.

It's not necessarily like the wisest clapback, but she's always got something that's a little different than what I'm expecting to come from her. I have a question for the bachelor franchise when they were talking about demi's mom every time that she her mom is brought up why did they have to note that it was federal prison did you notice that it's not just her mom just got out of prison her mom just got out of federal prison yeah what what i that cut me off guard a little bit too. So we'll think that maybe it's a white-collar crime like tax evasion or something? Just say jail. Just say the clink.

Yeah. The big house. The slammer. Or jail. Prison sounds worse. Federal prison. Why do you think that Hannah G's stock is up? She hit us with a roll tide which i thought that's

that's hannah b oh fuck me bama hannah i'm sorry guys it's all right man noted noted internet partier john duda said that she looked good hannah b yeah he had no clue who she was i don't think but hannah b stock is up and you know what hannah g's may as well be up hannah g's stock is up for me just because like i feel bad for the girl she got no airtime in one of the most important episodes of the year and she was just sitting back in some hotel room while colton and cassie had it out i'm bearish on hannah b stock really quite bearish. Yeah. Why? She just does nothing for me. Nothing.

I thought it was really... I thought it was kind of endearing and kind of cute when they were showing the blooper reel and the light thing fell on her and she caught it and she looked at the camera and smiled and said, like, ooh, I caught it. I was like, oh, man, she's kind of a cutie. Your boy might be bullish. Is it bear market?

Calm down. She hasn't brought anything all season. And for being a content creator, quote unquote, you haven't really created the best content. Yeah, your content's not that great. So I'm sorry. This, of course, is the blonde Hannah. Yes.

Okay. Hannah G. Yeah, I want to know what kind of content she's creating. She's crazy cute though, man. Stupid cute. Stupid cute. Stupid cute. She's going to be like... She's got potential to come out of Paradise engaged.

She seems like too good for Paradise to me. I agree. Paradise is officially the Demi show, so it doesn't really matter anymore. She could be a Paradise star, though. And by that, I mean... I could see her. Someone the franchise takes.

She meets somebody a guy who's equally beloved like Peter yeah and they do like the whole marriage like two seasons later thing 100%

whereas Demi's just gonna go on and just with a flamethrower and I will I will tune in Kaylin's gonna go on there and just be the biggest sob story of all time and we're gonna get

even more sick of her that is 100% do you think she'll do it I feel like this might be her last no she's gonna do it she's gonna do it and they basically confirmed demi to paradise right they need if they didn't drop the bag to get her on paradise then they are doing something wrong she is going to be the best thing to happen to paradise since i started watching it i think all in all that was a good tell-all. I don't know if they truly told-all.

They told most. Tell-all. They didn't tell-all. And there wasn't enough mosting. It's true. Yeah. So we are not canceling the tell-all. We are here for it.

We're here for it. Can we start a new segment called Here For It or We are here for it. We're here for it. Can we start a new segment called Here For It or Canceled? Thank you next. That's so stupid. That's actually good. The thank you next thing, it's got to stop. So that's a song.

That's a song by the girl who did Meet Me in the Middle. Yes. Meet Me in the Middle. Right. Interesting. She's got a lot of hits. How about Pete Davidson sucking a face with Kate Beckinsale? Yo. What?

What? Dude, what's his stock doing? How does he do it? What's his stock doing, though? I don't know. His stock. It's so confusing. I'm holding right now.

Yo, we had a chance this entire time. You had a chance this entire time, Dylan. You could have easily had her now. What do you mean? Because you're a good-looking dude. If she's going to be with Pete Davidson Like she would definitely Be with Dylan Chivory Well I don't think I had a chance

With Kate Beckinsale Pete's got that Bad boy vibe Boy She's Are you more of a bad boy Than Pete? That is a sexy woman

Um No Did you see Did you see who He has neck tats dude Did you see who he was Front row with At the basketball game

Besides her? No John Mulaney Who hosted Saturday Night Live Did you guys watch it at all? I believe it was a hockey game Hockey game? What Besides her? No. John Mulaney? Who hosted Saturday Night Live? Did you guys watch it at all? I believe it was a hockey game. Hockey game?

Maybe he wasn't with Kate Beckinsale. He was with Kate Beckinsale at the Rangers game. Okay, so he was not with Kate Beckinsale at the whatever basketball game it was with John Mulaney. Because they were front row. It was like, you could see their feet crushing it. Did you guys watch his episode of Saturday Night Live? No. You're a noted anti-John Mulaney guy. I think some of the things he says are funny.

I don't like his delivery. I always feel like he's putting on a performance art piece. I don't know how to explain it because he is a stand-up comedian, and I know every stand-up comedian is putting on some type of show. But just his demeanor, it kind of just takes me out of the humor for some reason. I don't get it. I think if I read his jokes on a piece of paper, I'd laugh, but

his delivery is just weird to me. Anyway, you guys didn't watch it. I'm the only person still left that watches Stand Out Live in its entirety. Yeah, I just wait to see what's going to go viral, and then I'm like, thank you, next. Sometimes the viral ones aren't the funniest ones. Oh, I can't do this. I can't do this.

I can't do this. Are we done with bachelor talk? Yeah, I guess. If y'all want to keep doing it, I'm here for it. Stop. Stop trying to cancel Dave, Dylan. Dave is canceled.

Hey, Dylan. Thank you, next. Like my new hair? Just bought it. It took us three minutes to just completely burn this one out. Yeah, but on this week's Patreon episode look out for our new segment, Canceled or Here For It.

That might have legs actually. I think it does. And I think for the, what are we legally allowed to play in terms of thank you next song in terms of like a theme song to intro it? Can we do three seconds? I don't want that song anywhere near our podcast. Fine. Thank you.

Next. Fulton and Rourke, baby. You know what I'm smelling like right now? Fulton and Rourke? Two in one body wash? I'm addicted. Two in one body wash if you didn't understand what Will just did there. Here's a true story for you.

You ready for it? I love true stories. I'm here for it. It's true TV. I went and got my facial, what was it, last week or whatever? I sat down, or I laid down, actually, and she said, you have really healthy skin. What are you using?

Of course, I said, I use Fulton and Roark. Damn. That's a true-ass story. Was she like, yeah, I get that. I've seen a lot of cases like this. This brain isn't capable of making up a story like that. That happened. I think That's a true-ass story. Was she like, yeah, I get that. I've seen a lot of cases like this. This brain isn't capable of making up a story like that. No.

That happened. I think your brain is capable and I know you didn't because I know you wouldn't lie to me to my face right now. Because I hit it with the face wash that they have.

Uh-huh. Then I hit it with the moisturizer, the facial moisturizer. There it is. It's the best one-two punch in the game. My shower looks like

it's in the beginning stages of just setting up a photo shoot for Fulton & Rourke. I love it. I love it. We got a promo code for these guys? Oh, we got a promo code. Because I'm ready for it.

I might have to re-up. Stop. You're here for it. I didn't say that. The promo code, Dave, is STEAM, S-T-E-A-M, for 15% off your order. Don't forget about the wax-based cologne that we're a big fan of too, Dave. All other body wash companies are canceled. Absolutely.

I do want to pour one out. Don't pour too much out. That's gold. Okay, I need to pour one out. Just this past weekend, on Sunday, I went and I lit my Fulton & Rourke scented candle. And about five minutes later, I saw smoke coming up out of the top of it. It had burned out. Oh, no.

I had used it all up. I will say, in the video of me proposing, you can see a candle burning in the background. Fulton & Rourke. I shared that moment with Fulton and Rourke. Do you know where you can get a the background. Fulton and Rourke. I shared that moment with Fulton and Rourke. Do you know where you can get a new one? FultonandRourke.com. Yes. And might I suggest using the promo code STEAM for 15% off.

Ooh, they have a new candle up. Sorry, I'm not on the website right now. What? Yeah, this one's got a black container. Mine was a white container. Oh, I have the black one. Does it smell like tobacco, vanilla, and ocean pine? Yeah, aka dope. It smells dope.

Wow. And masculine. Named for the Alaskan volcanic island, Sitkin's fragrance of blonde tobacco. Anyway, wow. No other company is doing Alaskan candles. No. I haven't tried it, but from the sound of it, I'm here for it.

Go to FultonandRourke.com. Use promo code STEAM for 15% off. Let's do this weekend in fun. As always, presented by Eisenhowers in Austin, Texas. We will be there for South by next weekend? Next Friday? Oh, I'll be there for it. I'm there for it.

If you don't know, we're going to have a little get-together for South by Southwest at Eisenhowers. This isn't an official party. This isn't like something you've seen in the past. We're just getting a bunch of backers together and we're going to have a good time. Gas each other up. El Dave's on Dave. El Dave's. Dave's. Are there going to be Dave-a-chinos there?

That might prove a little bit more difficult. Okay. We can try to figure it out. Either way. Are we ran this by Mike? No. Mike, by the way, we're going to need a special man. Yeah. So, Mike, you're going to have to get all your bartenders together and let them know that people are going to be ordering Dave's and El Dave's.

And David Chino's. And David Chino's. If you want, I can come up there early and I can meet the bartenders and let them know what's going on. Will you do like a demo for showing them how to make everything? Yeah. For sure. All I need is room and board per diem.

You take this bottle of Espolon. You take this Topo Chico. Chill, chill, chill. Just proprietary. This fucking guy. Either way, so is it next Friday? March 15th? Odds of March, baby. I was about to say it. Hard to say, but actually quite easy to say. Yeah, 15th. March 15th. We're going to get

together at Eisenhower starting at 7pm. It's going to be fun. Ooh, we're going to have those extra hours of daylight kicking in that snuck up on me by the way yeah yeah my uh i was getting a little bit tired complex put up a uh a sign in the elevator letting everyone know that it's coming up at which point i was like okay so what is it is it daylight savings time right now i always confused it too oh i have no clue spring forward fall back baby whatever's going on right now you I always confuse the two. Oh, I have no clue. Spring forward, fall back, baby.

Whatever's going on right now, you are canceled because we're about to get some more sunlight. Yeah, let's cancel that hour, baby. I'm trying to get in a power nine. I'm getting power nines post five o'clock and not many people are doing that anymore. That's huge. Dylan, you're always the starter offer. I sure am, Will.

The fire starter. Nobody says starter offer. Thank you for asking me. And quit working in prodigy references. Rest in peace. Let the man rest in peace. I have nothing, and I mean that in the most literal sense, I have nothing planned for this weekend.

Not one thing. I'm just wide open. Damn. I might buy a suit. I might head up to damn I might buy a suit I might head up to the domain and buy a suit you know wedding season is approaching

damn trying to get a suit off how many weddings you got this year that is not just something that's an expensive little venture you're going on

I have two possibly three and the last like five weddings I went to were the same suit and that's I can't keep doing that

so I need I need no new one. No, you've been photographed too many times in that one suit. And everybody's like, every time you post it, people are like, oh, when's he going to up it? So that's all I have. That game. That's it. That's it.

That's it. I'm really excited for it. Is the homeboy going to be with you? Is Parks going to be with you? No, he will not. The homeboy. He will not. His grandmother is um taking him

for the weekend so you this you could go wild this weekend it's gonna be weekend of dylan i could i could wild i could wild out this weekend pretty easily what you just did there everybody's wilding for the weekend have you ever done that no weekend of dorn dorn's coming back what about you dave yeah what are you doing bitch i'm sounds like i'm gonna be Living vicariously through Dylan Yeah bitch Great question

I've got dinner Friday night With a couple old friends Friends of the show You guys know them I'm not gonna drop names Why? I've got Ross and Barrett Oh okay

Not Barrett Oh Tyler New Ross and I had lunch yesterday Really? It was nice. W.R. Bowen, New York Times bestselling author. Does he have a tan from his vacation? He was sleeved up.

I couldn't really. Oh, like his face? No, I don't think so. I think he probably screened up pretty good. I could see him being like an anti-tan guy. He picked up a tab. What a guy. Wow.

Yeah. What a flex on you. Wow. I know. I was like, no, I can get this, man. Dude, Dylan's canceled. He's like, nah. Fuck. I'm not canceled. Thank you, know. I was like, I can get this, man. Dude, Dylan's canceled. I'm not canceled.

Thank you, next. I was there for it, though. I'm here for it right now. Maybe he's going to pick up dinner Friday. After that, I don't know. Got no plans after that. I'm sure we'll maybe go do something. Who knows?

Saturday, I'm wide open, folks. I think the weather's going to be okay. It'd be tight if it was really nice. Early morning, they say early morning thunderstorm Saturday. Well, that's fine. Oh, I love waking up to a little thunderstorm. Yeah, because you're going to be on the TV. Right?

Watching a little soccer. Always, baby. Then who knows, man. Sunday might be the day I just go wild out at Eisenhower's. Actually, I shouldn't do that. I've got to prepare for Friday. Friday's going to be a long one, I can tell. This Friday? Oh, for you?

Next Friday. Oh, next Friday. Yeah, this weekend's going to be a save some and keep some in the tank weekend for me. Yeah. I went a little too hard this past weekend, as you may know. Do you want me to go? Yeah, go ahead. Thank you, next.

Thank you, next. Well, Friday night, we've got some friends coming into town who were not able to make it for the engagement, so we are going to have dinner with them and probably go out. I would assume we're going to go out after. But, like I said said i want to keep some

in the tank um saturday i'm gonna wake up and watch soccer i mean you know what it is come on uh saturday is probably gonna be a a couple's day for me and sally we have she is leaving for six weeks to go to tulsa so she's gonna be i mean she's not even gonna be on the mail-in for a little bit dylan this is upsetting upsetting. Yeah, I know. I need to find some temporary replacements. So she leaves on Sunday, so we're probably just going to go out to lunch or whatever. Just do stuff together. Then Sunday she leaves.

Honestly, if I had to guess what I'm going to do, I'm probably going to sit on my couch and play FIFA all day. What's that gamer tag? Will to Freeze. You know what it is. You can catch me to sit on my couch and play FIFA all day. What's that gamer tag? Will to Freeze. You know what it is. You can catch me on Xbox One at Fajita Boy Swag. I do want to give a shout out to everyone who's added me and who I've played. I really would prefer to play

backers as opposed to just random people online. I think we need to set up that tier. I do. That's who we play with. I do too. I don't like playing with people that I don't know because I don't trust their internet connections and it makes the game lag a lot I have a very fast internet connection and so if I play somebody else with one it might I'm just killing it who's your provider uh AT&T huh our our having a good experience with them. Our apartment complex only offers AT&T and Google Fiber.

And for all the hype that Google Fiber gets, I can now admit that it is terrible. Unless they want to sponsor this podcast and give me free internet. And that's my weekend and fun. You might be able to catch me. I don't know. I could see myself having a couple drinks on Sunday. Hard to say. Let's do that.

Maybe. Can I put out a request? I could see myself having a couple drinks on Sunday. Hard to say. Let's do that. Maybe. Can I put out a request? Two requests for our fans out there? Mm-hmm. Listeners. One, if you haven't already became a backer, a patron of our Patreon page, we do a Friday episode. Go do it.

We're roughly at 3K right now. We'd love to get the road to $3,500 going. Go check it out. $5 a month, that's it. Get your premium content. Dylan's doing mailbags. We've got editorial and stuff. Proprietary recipes going up on there.

Second, I know I talked a while ago about cutting the cord. And I talked this big game about doing it. And then I ended up getting on with DirecTV. Well, due to their utter incompetence, I'm looking to cut the cord for real. Really? And I now have an Xbox One. I know that may not be the ideal way to do it, but I've read some good things about YouTube TV.

If you're somebody who has cut the cord with YouTube TV, maybe not with YouTube TV, just with an Xbox One and you're able to watch sports and stuff. Fox Sports. Get all the sports stuff. Had a success story. Email me. Dave at washedmedia.com. Because I would love to talk to you.

Wow. Sorry. Dave at washedmedia.com. Not David. Dave at washedmedia.com. DirecTV, you are canceled. We do have another announcement announcement final announcement for the day after this episode i'm going to go pick up a large amount of shirts

these shirts are tailored to this podcast uh these shirts will be going on sale on friday there's going to be a private link that is shared with the patreon subscribers because they get first access. If you are not a Patreon subscriber and you want a shirt, I got news for you. Or no, if you're not a Patreon subscriber and you want a shirt, you're probably not going to get one. These are going to sell out pretty quick. If you want one, if you've been on the brink of signing up for our Friday episodes, just go do it now because we're going to drop it there on Friday. I would bet that there probably aren't going to be any shirts left by the time the weekend hits. So just, you know, go into the weekend knowing that. If there are any left, we'll put them out on Twitter and Instagram on Saturday.

But it's going to be Friday first for the squad. I'm excited for these. These are soft. Look, I can't wait. I need to get you on ASAP because you've got to model it and shit. This is going to be a great thing. Do what you've got to do.

What I've got to do. Sorry. Do what we have to do. My brain's shutting. It's just shutting down. You had a good run second half of the podcast. Do you need another tinky break so I can go do some more lines?

No, I need a nappy break. Oh, okay. Should we get out of here? Yes. All right. Did you all see this video. Should we get out of here? Yes. All right. Did y'all see this video of Mike Tyson throwing punches? No. At 52?

No. We'll have to watch it after this one. Is it faster than me? It's scary. Let's get out of here. Love you, bye. Outro Music