Circling Back - Mexican Aliens & Broadway Show Vaping

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

Welp, they found some alien corpses that were revealed in Mexico. Maybe. We're not sure. We also discuss Lauren Boebert's vaping incident, discuss Travis Kelce possibly dating Taylor Swift, the footage from the Vegas sphere, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Subscribe to the Washed newsletter: www.washed.substack.com Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:35) We freaking with these Mexican aliens? (32:00) Lauren Boebert Vaping (47:31) Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Dating (53:00) Vegas Sphere Footage Dropped (59:30) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Saps: www.sapsoriginal.com (CIRCLINGBACK20 for 20% off!) Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (CIRCLING at checkout for a free tumbler) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling (FREE trial) This episode was also sponsored by BetterHelp: www.betterhelp.com/circling (10% off first month) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin tex. It's your boy, Will DeFreeze. To my left, the GroutFit god, David Ruff. That's a new one. Well, you're rocking the GroutFit, dude. Oh yeah, I guess I am. So a lot of people,

including Will, have sent me the JFK revelation, the JFK assassination revelation regarding the alleged magic bullet. Anyway, that is something. What, Brett was involved? Something, yeah. It's his namesake. That's something we'll probably address on a touching base in the near future.

Honestly, there's enough that's been coming out in recent memory that we could just do a touching baste at any moment. Like, I've got some Scientology stuff I want to touch on. Okay. You're going to run it back? Good. Dude, don't get too deep, please. Dude, so that's it.

We talk this week on voicemails about unjustified fears that we have. One of my unjustified fears is that I'm going to become such a suppressive person that Scientology is going to start harassing me. I've become a sapressive person. That's what's up. That's in play. That's what's up. I know. My only saving grace is that

I know that I am... I was never a part of the church, and so I'm not dunking on people that actually know me. Speaking of suppressive people, Dylan Chivry, ladies and people hold on i wasn't done they got hitters out there oh yeah go on david um i bring this up because i was looking at yahoo for leads for this show that we do and uh i didn't see anything about that story, but I did see they're running on page one, all of JFK's affairs and his marriage to Jackie. And I was kind of wondering, like, all right, the guy got a little bit of honey on his stinger extramaritally. OK, I think we all know that.

Just saying, can we just let him just let him rest in peace? We have to keep bringing that up. It's a tough time. The guy was, the CIA was actively trying to kill him. Well, he's got RFK saying that we need a president who can, can go an entire term,

which, you know, when you have a relative who famously did not complete his term, like two actually. Yeah. It's just a tough scene. Yeah. Tough scene.

It's unfortunate how that went down. Just thanks for running that Yahoo. I'm sure, I'm sure the family really enjoys seeing this. Yeah. Tough scene. It's unfortunate how that went down. Just thanks for running that, Yahoo. I'm sure the family really enjoys seeing this. Yahoo! It was a lot of affairs, turns out. Not a great husband. Illicit affairs, even. More on Taylor Swift later.

Dylan Chivry. Hello, everyone. Very happy to be here once again. Thanks for having me. Comet Watch Day 2 yielded the same results as day one. I have to imagine it might have been worse today, given the rain on the ground when I woke up. You know, it's a little frustrating that we haven't seen a single cloud in the sky

for, I don't know, four or five months now. And suddenly, fall decides to show up and bring clouds with it, right as, I don't know a once in a lifetime comet viewing opportunity passed literally passes by what the hell man want the there will be other comments though what the hell not comet nishi mirage they all kind of look the same don't they this one's swinging back around in 400 plus years dude if you get on your blood boy shit now you might be able to get to that take your son's blood you know i'm a little frustrated there are people elsewhere with clear skies and they can see it i'm not going to get in my car and travel to one of those places just to see this thing a lot of people do that people who

really care about space it's like why why me do you feel like you've learned at least a little bit about space and this is this is more about the journey than the destination for you right now i feel like you're kind of invested that's kind of beautiful will what you said no i have seen pictures from other people who have spotted it, and it's cool. You can see it. If you just got up yesterday when I got up, I had a great view. You got a really impressive picture. Dave, I have to say, your iPhone photography has really gotten impressive.

Thank you. Thank you for knowing that. I'm just really impressed you didn't capture that many stars with just an iPhone. Yeah. You should see this Firefly photo i got really yeah i'm still counting but we're up around 10 million way but you know this is the the life of a comet head we chose this life sometimes you see it sometimes you don't just what it is what it is i think my tomorrow morning will be another opportunity but it's going to be cloudy as well so you know oh man there will be another opportunity, but it's going to be cloudy as well. So, you know,

Oh man, there will be a comet in 2024. It's a three. So if you miss this one, you'll see a different one and it'll probably look the exact same. I want to see this one, Dave. You hear me?

You feel kind of connected to this one. I absolutely do. Like maybe there's something flying behind it. That's like 10 million, kind of connected to this one i absolutely do like maybe there's something flying behind it that's i got well like 10 million fireflies what where are you going with this i don't know just maybe like uh you and a group of people want to put on some nike shoes sleep in bunk beds the night before i found some of those nikes on grailed did you get them they're going for a lot of money uh i think i think think Nike might have retired those

after the cult decided to kill themselves wearing all those shoes. That was a weird scene. We were in Arizona when that happened, which I know it's not LA where that actually happened, but I felt closer at the time. And it was like, ew. I remember waking up and being,

because I was really into the comment that they were kind of- Hail bop. Yeah. And so I was really into that in fourth grade were kind of hellbob yeah and and so i was i was really into that in fourth grade and so when when they when they decided to kill themselves uh it was it was one of those moments in life where it was like oh man the world's kind of weird huh stay away from colts people that's my uh tip of the day is that because you got chased down by

a bunch at your ranch that one time that's exactly right also they're not very good this year we just did so much in 10 seconds. Also, they probably could have gone back in the game, but they didn't want to ruin their pro career. That's good. That's good. He couldn't have gone back in that game. To be clear, he's had a great pro career

from a financial standpoint. He's had a great career. You could go as the guy for Halloween if you wanted to. That's such an insult. Just go with him. You're talking about the Heaven's Gate guy? Yeah.

Yeah. Did he get fits off? I could see it. He kind of did. You even know what he looks like. Yeah. He kind of looks like

our old CFO. I do big eyes. I know what the guy looks like. Yeah, but... Yeah. This guy, the Heaven's Gate guy puts out like

5'3 vibes. Yeah, he's a short king. I feel like short kings are more likely to start cults. Koresh, famously short. Really? How tall is Tim Riggins? Read the good book, brother. So David Koresh, was he the same size as like a tight end

for like a 6A high school team? I believe he played fullback. There's no way. I love the way that Tim Riggins just won every game with a last-minute touchdown. It's crazy how that happens. They really utilize their fullback position unlike most schools. It's a dying position in today's modern football. You don't see a lot of fullbacks making the team.

Not Riggins, man. He was old school. What I like about the um the hail bop cult i believe that's that heaven's gate they're uh they thought that there was a spaceship flying behind the comet is that what they thought yeah and that they were like when they died if they timed it right they would end up on the spaceship and i was just thinking like well if you're like those aliens and you're just you're going on a joyride and then just like a bunch of swagged out cult members show up. Bunch of Nikes start hitting.

How do you buy into that? How can someone convince you that that's what's going to happen? I don't know. It's crazy. It's not going to happen. Actually, I can't prove that it didn't. Maybe they are on that spaceship. You don't know if they're on a spaceship or not.

39 people, Dylan, killed themselves in the hopes that their consciousness would ascend to the heavens to meet the passing spaceship yeah so actually not their physical being just their consciousness so i'm saying we can't prove that they're not on it they might their consciousness night might be up there you know you don't know exactly harder to find was there like 40 people and one dude was just like i'm not that hungry right now he like woke up from his nap and was like oh oh they actually did it he did the uh he did the the gus freen and uh at the pool where they all shoot the tequila then he goes to the bathroom he's like oh i gotta go to the bathroom and he just throws it up everybody dies yeah breaking bad put that on your list i forgot about that scene yeah not ringing a bell one of the most

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what i mean i like that yeah all under one hood yeah yeah you know what it is you know what it is can we uh bitch can i do a plug for spooky season plug me daddy oh plug me spooky season is uh coming closer gross getting Getting closer. Let's do a September one. Spooky me. Here's what I need. I need you to email spooky at washedmedia.com if you have a spooky story, a tale from your hometown, just something, some kind of urban legend, myth.

But we're going to introduce something. This is a Randy Trembackii idea if you've got a worst of halloween edition hit us with those two we're gonna work some of those and there's a lot of worst ofs that come from halloween and they're like randy said yesterday everything's made better from a costume will got arrested in a car like if you've ever gotten arrested in a costume and maybe told the police that you were at that actual person like we want to hear from you remember i saved that man's life on halloween no when his car flipped oh that was halloween yeah damn that's spooky weren't you dressed as a sexy firefighter too nurse oh yeah

but like the joker nurse that was that was a real that was a real situation i had to cut him free from his car like that's wild think about it dang hero shit i was on my hero shit that day dave i just got a key at washmedia. Dave, I just got approval from the powers that be to go to the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard concert. So get excited, my man. But without further ado, it's time for Will's five-star review of the week. That's good, dude. Today's review comes from a familiar face. He's probably laying low the last few days.

Matty B? Oh, good call. Yeah, he might want to sit this week out. He said, 5XL Cole Campbell t-shirt guy. So he must have been the one that sent us that baddies t-shirt. Thank you. I still have that pic. He said, great show show even though will gives off

plugs his nose when jumping into water vibes dude you you really no dude come on i'm not saying you do it but you give off the vibe i would never do i would never do that if you do that when you jump into a lake i don't have anything against you a lot of those didn't somebody get a brain eating amoeba in lake austin the other day uh lJ. Lake LBJ. I'm plugging my shit. You know what I plug when I jump in? I plug my ears because I get ear infections so badly. I do it. I plug my ears.

It's weird. That's nerdier than nose. If I'm going swimming, I'm not going to hold my ears the whole time, but if I'm just going to take a quick dip to cool off, I'm ear plugging. See, I open up my nostrils and my ear holes, and I just try to get that water to go through me. I'm a naturalist. Like a neti pot, but like a natural version.

Yeah, get that chlorine in there. I got a yeti pot. It was $125. Did you get a Navaj? What? Did you get the Navaj? No, I got the yeti one. Oh, a yeti pot.

Yeah. This is good. Yeah, it'll last forever. That's nice. Yeah. Okay. I missed that the first go around. Did you sleep in it?

What? No, I ran it over with my car it still works i'm gonna have to pop this crew neck it's getting a little toasty i was gonna say i'm impressed i'm usually the crew neck guy in here since i'm the office cold person but like i'm even a little toasty today i've been pitting out like a motherfucker lately pop top in this bitch will is your foot made of yeti why it literally got ran over by a vehicle it's true it's true still here no like no injuries remember when they said now jeans couldn't get broken no they said now jeans like couldn't you couldn't break them so we took my buddy's uh vw bug and we just decided to run over a yeti until we broke or a dowgy until we broke it you got it yeah we went to the skate park and did this it was

really productive anyway that's pretty good clean fun though to be honest we didn't even break it that well like now gene might have a case still i was in vegas one time this is a long very long time ago and late at night like after uh you know casino bar run we went back up to our room and someone you could open the window just enough to like drop something out of the window oh no probably on like the 20th. Why would you do this? You can kill someone. Well, below was not ground. It was another roof.

And so someone dropped a glass out of the window, and it didn't shatter. It bounced up six or seven floors. It was really strange, so we kept doing it. That's pretty sick. Don't do this if you're in Vegas. Like the anti-suicide windows you couldn't like you don't even feel like a little bit out you know there's like just a hand yeah and so uh it was for some reason that's what sticks out most on that trip it was a really fun

like 10 minutes of my life that's something that the boys the boys can buzz over some bouncing glasses that's we're losing our shit if that's the worst thing you did in vegas you're we were losing our shit it was so i can't believe you told that story given the rules around telling stories outside of Vegas. Oh, shit. Sorry. Yeah. Randy, can you take that out? Yeah, just edit that, man.

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the boys are gonna mob on it sally sally uh she's off on wednesdays and i i spend my mornings with her and she started telling me something about our our future child um and i was like hey i'm kind of reading about these aliens in mexico right now like is there any way we can table this conversation and the look on her face was immediately like annoyed with me but then she was like wait so what they have alien bodies in mexico have you guys transcribed uh this gentleman's presentation i was hoping we could do that live uh during the pod you mean the unboxing ceremony uh no i have not yet um but i have read a couple write-ups on it what's the actual details behind this i don't fucking know it says carbon dating by the uh national autonomous university of mexico

found the bodies pictured with three fingered hands, no teeth, and stereoscopic vision, Dylan, were more than 1,000 years old. Stereoscopic. What is the entity that is releasing this information? It's Jaime Masanflota.

He's a ufologist. He's under oath, Dylan. He's a little sus. He's under oath, dude. Well, it says ufologist he's under oath dylan he's a little he's under oath dude well it says u.s uh ufologist uh masson has made fake claims for aliens before in june 2017 he was involved in the analysis of five mummies discovered in peru and called them aliens the mummified corpse was actually a human child not an alien this okay here's a mistake this creature looks we all make mistakes looks nothing like a human um it appears to be bipedal right walks on two feet is what that means i thought i had two penises does it have a hemipenis dude that's a lizard the shape of the skull is how parks looked when he was born before it like reformed to normal shape so like this is exactly

like my thing with aliens, when they actually reveal these bodies, my whole thing has been in my head, like I need them to not look like what we've been told aliens have looked like our entire lives, because that's when I will start buying in. That's a problem I have with all this shit.

I'm glad you said that. But then there's a bunch of people on Twitter that are like, no, that's a thing. The people that made E.T. must have had experience with these extraterrestrials because that's what they actually look like. Whoa! Okay, the face of this thing is so E.T.-like. The rest of it, not as much.

The shape of the head is not very E.T.'s got a wider dome. But facial features are just like that fucker in the movie. It's just a little, it's a little sus. These are tiny little Johns, by the way. Yeah're not big guys little fellas like you know the scene of men in black when all the little aliens are just like mobbing with each other and just having a good time like you can coffee and you could put this one in there and i wouldn't even think twice right which is a red flag for me right right i agree that that always trips me up on this shit little hip bones just sticking out man does our government have the means to actually do this

and rock everyone's shit right now if they actually wanted to? I've been on the fence about this for my whole life. I don't know. I don't know, man. It would be so big. Shouldn't you not just break them out? Because I don't know. I feel like they've got some kind of radioactive element to radioactive you beat you to it radioactive

they're built like some little bitches though yeah dude like i i mean i get a lot of shit for having shoulders that are smaller than my waist but like these things aren't that much bigger picking this thing last in a pickup football game how many beers do you think this thing could take down how many high lives if that thing one high life and this thing's toast if that thing is trying to cut across the middle nah oh dude lighten it up fucking i dare you leader i dare you do they have football helmets that fit on these little dudes they have to get custom football helmets for sure do they have brains that follow the regular concussion protocols that like we adhere to i i don't know how to answer that how annoying would it be if like at like the trade deadline

like fucking chief sent an alien that could just like levitate in the end zone and just like patrick mahomes just hucking it up to him all the time what did you take before this what do you what are you on right i'm just i'm just asking the questions that people are wondering about if you could levitate that'd be a pretty advantageous skill as having football, I would think. The NFL's biggest enemy could be aliens coming down and starting the Alien Football League. Because that would be way more fun to watch than a bunch of dudes. Like a bunch of mortals. The new AFL?

Dude, I would watch. Schefter announces it on Twitter. They get Saudi money backing them? They're just fucking signing everybody? Dude. It'd be a problem. You're just levitating all over the field dude what is dude they got my homes they gave him 50 bill to go play with these aliens look at this little fucker man can you imagine like just josh allen firing one like a little go route or like i don't know he just it's just his hands

explode his little three-fingered hands explode upon impact what is that device inside the coffin thing looking it's a palm pilot dude it has numbers on it's a scale okay why is there all so much dirt around it can can someone like a real uh like scientist type person just take this thing and do some real work on it and see like okay what is this that's what they apparently did at the unam scientists studied them with radiocarbon dating that answer your question i want to i want to see what like i want to look at the guts i want to cut this this fucker open didn't one of them have eggs what What? Huevos? One of them had three huevos inside of it. Yeah, it said experts in Congress showed apparent X-rays of the specimens and told deputies that one of them carried eggs with embryos inside them.

Female, probably. There's a lot of people on the timeline saying like no like this isn't what they look like they're too human like there's no way that if we found beings on another planet that they'd have like the same whatever but like to be honest if you're if you're needing to move around and stuff you're going to develop something to be able to move around i just kind of thought they'd look more sluggy i don't think it's that crazy that um something would follow a similar uh evolution pattern that we did yeah i'm no i'm no ufologist but like this seems to make sense to me like i don't see why they have

to look totally different but it's just such that they look like every other movie alien should we get this guy in the pod so what it was discovered in mexico yeah i believe peru oh peru do we think like a different government outside of our government's gonna be the first one that like i mean let's let's assume this is fake okay i'm not there yet but okay like do we think it's gonna be a government that's not the united states government that releases this info i feel like we're just playing our cards too tight even though we have cards another big problem i have with all the alien stuff is it's always the United States that comes up with this shit that finds something new or has a leaked video.

It's not. I'm glad that there's something out of Peru now, at least. This stuff, there's stuff everywhere. You just consume American media, bro. Yeah, dude. American media. You're a lemming, dude. If it's big enough news, it makes its way across the pond to us.

Go look up Russian UFO stuff. It's everywhere. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Fair enough, dude. American Girls Media. If it's big enough news, it makes its way across the pond to us. Go look up Russian UFO stuff. It's everywhere. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Fair enough, Dave. You're an alien guy. I defer to you.

Thank you. You're welcome. I'm not mad. You're mad. Look at those hip bones. This thing's mad curvy, I think. Not slim. Don't even try to put the slim thick tag.

That's not slim thick. It is just not. If it had meat on those bones, Dave, tell me that's not a slim thick little fucker. Look, I'm not ruling out that they might be baddies. I'm not. But I'm not ready. Look at those hip bones. It's a thousand years old.

I need to see that thing when it's 500 years old. I'm just saying you hang some meat off of those things and you were talking. What would the world do? What would the world do if this thing sat up in its coffin right now? Like the Undertaker? Yeah. Like what if the Undertaker dot gifed it right now? And like,

would it be the craziest news in the history of the world? Yeah. Like, I don't know what would be like, what would be better than an alien coming to life in a court. It'd be so sick, man. The world would have a whole new outlook on everything,

I think. They out there. We out here. Dave, tell him. He's like, shakes the dust off. They out there. We out here. Dave, tell them. He, like, shakes the dust off. There you go. Are the aliens on Cabeza Watch? Do your tweet, man.

Take me to your jepe. Do you think they speak Spanish? That's Spanish for boss, David. Yeah, that's right. Or leader. Yeah. Or leader. Also the lead singer of No Facts.

So do you think they speak English but with a Mexican accent? I don't know. I have a feeling that aliens might be able to pick up languages very quickly. You think they're really smart, don't you? No, I don't know. Telepathic, huh? I don't think we know that about these aliens yet, David. You can assume.

I think you're free to assume that. That's how they communicate? They don't actually have language? Yeah. They just read each other's thoughts? Correct. What if one of them is really horny, and the other guy knows, like, this guy is fucking thinking about... Just want you guys to know, by the way, that no non-elderly terminal monkeys were killed by Neuralink.

I don't know if you guys were wondering, but I just want you to know that. Oh, monkey bags of bones? Only the really old ones that were about to die died of the brain implant. That's good to know. Yes. I'm old. Is that your old monkey? That's the monkey, yeah.

Okay. Yeah. That's the monkey. That's good. That's the monkey. It's that's the monkey that's the monkey it's just funny they rolled it out in a box a coffin like box it's like uh what is the and it's on like a nice little pillow it's just a pretty chill sitch it's a tempur-pedic this is me this is me after three double ipas

twitter's having fun with these like dude it's the best like the pictures are the best they're so much better than i was anticipating this is me after your girl leaves yeah dude that's a good one thank you thank you that's good good i do think they should have just taken maybe some of the dust out of it maybe just hit him with a vacuum real quick clean him up yeah i agree like it's a he's kind of covered in dirt. I feel like they could have avoided that. What's this shit under his armpits? Do they have, like, a handler,

like the Stanley Cup? With white gloves? Yeah, like, you just get to roll around with the aliens all the time? Put them in your Subaru? I don't know, Will. Randy, can you zoom in on the face? What? I don't even know what you're about to do.

No, no. It's just the face, just the expression. Dude, he's sick with it. That's just a guy who knows it's over. He's just like, yeah, here we go. There's too much shit on me. I'm going to be unboxed. I'm going to be unboxed in front of Congress.

It's going to be so embarrassing when I get unboxed. They're going to see my tiny legs. My weak-ass shoulders. He can't put up much more weight than me in the gym. Can I take this alien? Yeah. Dude, they're like this tall. I know, but like...

Little guys. I don't know. It's so cute, though. He might have a dog in him. I don't know. Yeah, they're going to need some serious weaponry to take out humans because if it comes to like hand-to-hand combat it's over for them this alien versus modern day old jackie chan who you got you you gotta stop downplaying jackie chan's abilities man i'm just asking a question

he would he would piece you up like it was i'm not it's not about me stop trying to make it about me it's always about you you're such a narcissist stop making it about me i'm taking jackie chan dave i am too as this thing is a tiny little fella okay i think jackie pieces this alien up so they could bench press like two pounds you could not bench dude look at those arms man those are beautifully tight it's just limited muscle mass if any could revis mark him on a deep route absolutely dude put this again sports reference hey good pull he's not getting off revis island did you hear the pull he just made it was a good pull good pull i thought a good sports reference could really get us across the uh goal line for this segment you gotta stop dude

you gotta stop man what are you doing it's good tutty i worked for a company once that did a morning meeting called red zone every morning so sick we we have to do that very dope was this the same one that you did a ice bucket challenge with? No, a different one. Can we release that? This is the one I was laid off from. And rightfully so. I was a fucking dumb 23-year-old. Was it Subway? No, that was a different time. I wasn't really let go.

I wasn't really laid off. I was firing. It was a straight-up firing. Yeah. You ain't on it. Shout-out to Jimmy and Anita. I want this thing to be real i do does anyone in this room want to take the reins and just be our our on the forefront of this you want to be our beat reporter yeah i bet you would okay uh wait till it hits mainstream okay yeah i'm not gonna follow i mean i think it's pretty mainstream like all the big all the big dogs are covering this any follow-up stuff i i can't i

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Is it Bo-Bear? I don't know. I think it's Bobert. It's like when I was younger, I tried to tell my mom that I needed some more pomade for my hair, and she was like, pomade? It's pomade. And I was like, what? In my head, I've always said Bobert,

but I'm not confident. But when I say Bobert in my head, I say it in a demeaning way. Like, oh, Lauren Bobert. Yeah. You know what I mean? But if it's Bobert, like that's swag. Bobert is kind of a cool name. Should we just roll with Bobert?

Imagine reading a book in front of your fourth grade class and saying cut board for 10 minutes and the teacher didn't correct you. Dude, I still got wrong, dude. I was reading a book and there was a Native American woman sewing something and I teacher didn't correct you. Dude, I still got wrong, dude. I was reading a book and there was a Native American woman sewing something and I said that she sued something and everyone roasted me and I'm like,

it's third grade and it's spelled S-E-W. Reading aloud in class was my worst nightmare. I fucking hate it. See, I liked it. I think that's why I like doing scaries because I just get to sit there and read. I was a shy little bitch boy. I was so good at reading that I like to move it along.

I was like, all right, guys, this is taking way too fucking long. Oh, man. It's really embarrassing. Something that keeps me up at night. Cupboard. Cupboard. It's bad. It's bad.

But it's spelled cupboard, so it makes sense. We didn't call them cupboards. We were cabinet people plus that's an old school term no one says that yeah fucking i'm gonna give you a pass dave how old were you like 17 18 oh never mind i thought you were like six fourth grade okay yeah that's four grades borderline like should should be over that but do you have any other trauma you want to unpackage before we dive into this vaping story i don't even want to say yeah i was reading a short story in sixth grade and uh there was a robot was one of the characters pronounced robert and i read the robot

and i read it in like a robot voice and i did it and like that wasn't a thing that people like ever did in class and like the teacher's like that's very creative that's very cool that you did that i felt so lame the the kid next to me um shout out to jason luna he just looked at me he goes what the fuck was that you thought you were selling out for the girl that he liked it was it was bad like no one thought it was cool or funny other than the teacher and that that's when I knew I fucked up. I was like, oh, wrong audience. Wrong audience. What'd our girl Lauren do?

She got thrown out of concert. Have you seen Beetlejuice, the movie? Yeah. I was going to say, put that on your list. I've seen Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Didn't care for it too much. Run it back.

It's creepy, man. It's got the guy that everybody knows from The Founder. Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton. Yeah. Winona Ryder. It's pronounced Keaton. Stop.

Okay. She was reportedly kicked out of a performance of the Broadway touring version of Beetlejuice, according to the Denver Post. The Post cites an incident reported obtained in which representatives of the Buell Theater in downtown Denver say a group of people was asked to leave after vaping, singing, recording, and causing a disturbance during the performance. Okay.

Like, if this was at, like, a concert, I'd be like, all right, that's soft to kick her out. If this was at, like, a movie theater, I'd be like, okay, vaping in a movie theater is trash, but like I could see people doing it and getting away with it. To get kicked out for this? A Broadway show? Like a traveling Broadway show? You can't just be vaping in there. Right. And to get kicked out for this means that someone asked you to stop and you were just refused. Because if someone says stop and you stop, like no one's going to throw you out of a show like that. I love the idea that she was just

tossing clouds. You have to be an asshole. Do you think she tossed was she vape do we think she was like hitting that elf bar do you think she was like getting down on a weed pen what's an elf bar that's what all the kids are smoking these days they're like the little vape things oh they look like squares escobars too my friends are into escobars right now i don't know what that is who the fuck are your friends yeah do you have friends that aren't us? Friends my age that are hitting those... Pull up the Escobar, too. Give us that Escobar, dog. I mean, these Elvars are kind of a vibe,

but like... I thought they made this illegal. I read something recently that like 30% of high school kids are vaping. I probably read that on Facebook. I have older family members that are vaping. Yeah, there you go. There's the Escobar. Damn. My friends are just taking these down like they're candy, man. Yeah, I think that's the point. I my friends are just taking these down like they're candy man yeah i think that's the point i think that's like the the marketing angle that they take that they

just look like little kids they look like airheads if you took a puff of this and blew it in that petrified alien's face would it just come back to life maybe what would happen if george washington hit a elf bar i don't know it just swims across the delaware mm-hmm it Mm-hmm. It wasn't smoke from the musket. It's just George Washington tossing clouds. George Washington smoking a brisket. Doing a lot.

Do you think he ever smoked a brisket? I'm going to say yeah. I mean, not... I don't know how much... The tech was there. There was some form of smoking. Just takes fire. So yeah, tech was there. He just did it over a campfire.

I don't know. I don't know how we got here. Yeah, I don't either. Probably me. Probably didn't happen, honestly. No. Anyway, back to lauren bobear she looked kind of good though i'll be the one to say i'll be the one to say it i think uh i think george washington actually stores his meat in the yetisburg

really okay in the yetisburg what's the yetisburg it's like uh it's like the coffin cooler but it's bigger okay they make a bigger one yeah it's 1776 liters four score and seven gallons ago that's pretty big man wow grass-fed beef how much did you donate to bobert you maxed out right i don't donate to Boebert? You maxed out, right? I don't donate to any politicians. Shout out to everybody getting texts from random politicians that your parents may have, because you're still on their family plan.

Is that a thing that happens? Yeah. Oh, that's funny. I'll get calls. I'm like, how do you, how? You're still on your family's plan? Yeah. I got kicked off last year. I'll get calls. I'm like, how? You still on your family's plan? Yeah. I got kicked off last year.

I got the out. My mom was like, we're switching carriers. You're done. You were just hitting her with that Vinnie payment every month? Every month, dog. Every month. Now I'm on Sally's mom's account. I've been on my own for a very long time. I'm jealous.

She hit me with a Venmo recently, and I didn't see it come through. And I completed it 11 days later. I think she thinks I'm a scumbag. She had to remind you? Yeah, she hit me with a reminder. It's not good. Hey, idiot. I was like, can't we just call this?

Can't we just call it a day? Jeez. What's the most egregious in these allegations? Vaping, singing, or recording? I don't know the words to any like beetlejuice songs she's gonna record it and post it on the gram and it's gonna be terrible yeah that's probably the biggest issue here like just just wanted to show that she was there yeah you get one lauren one yeah i see broadway shows and it's not like you were seeing uh

hamilton like 10 years ago you were seeing beetlejuice if it was wicked i could understand getting the phone out for that i could see like beetlejuice having a lot of like smoke effects and stuff in their show i could see how you just get away with it like big old clouds yeah big old facts though defying gravity is a banger of a song from wicked tell me it's not look at me in the eyes and tell me it's not dog i don't i don't know i don't i don't know wicked you don't know dude defying gravity just listen to the song it's so good oh dude i'm more of a wit guy okay she tweeted it's true i did thoroughly enjoy the amazing beetlejuice i plead guilty to singing to laughing and singing too loud. Who knows the Beetlejuice songs by heart? Is that, Randy, do you?

Is that a red flag? You're on a date with a girl and she starts humming along. You're like, what are you humming right now? She's like, the Beetlejuice soundtrack? What? Is she just a real Beetlejuice head? I don't know, man. That is weird.

I didn't even know that it was a musical. Just in general, I couldn't imagine going to a musical and singing along. It's not a concert. Would you go to a musical and like sing along to wicked uh sounds like you might i think people i think people i mean the musical numbers are like it feels like a concert environment when they hit that shit so i could get it well have you been to a lot of musicals i've seen wicked i know you famously don't i've only seen joseph and the amazing technith our dream coat i've seen wicked i've seen lion king go go go joseph i've seen Wicked. I've seen Lion King. Go, go, go, Joseph. I've seen one other.

Lion King, I will give you a pat. Like, you can sing on that. Everybody knows that. Wicked was good. Actually, it was a snoozer until Defying Gravity hit. And I was just like, oh, my God. It changed my shit. I saw Hamilton on Disney+.

It fucked my dope up, man. I turned it off at half. I was like, I'm good. I get it. I respect their talent. I wouldn't leave at half if I was actually watching an IRL, but I was pretty chill with the situation at the time. I should probably see Hamilton at some point since it's so popular.

I mean, it's really impressive what they do. I'm sure. Like, that dude has bars. No doubt, man. Idina Menzel is usually the wicked lead, by the way. Oh. Well, she's wickedly talented. You know she's got pipes.

That's why he said wickedly talented. I think that was a big coincidence. Who is this? You're talking about Adele Mazim? Yeah. Okay. She's got some absolute pipes. Oh, does she?

Can't deny it. Send me a pic. No, you hear the pipes, Dave. You don't see the pipes. Anywho. I'll show you some fucking pipe. All right. Let's see's see no i'm good no i'm pretty chill with it dude don't worry about it oh that's sick dude um you know what

if you are uh if you're in an event and you're having to wear a formal dress to it you probably shouldn't record and maybe not even sing i'll just say that do you like what i like i've my real experience with like operas and stuff like that's really from fraser and they always wear a tuxedo like should i wear a tuxedo if i ever go see beetlejuice irl do you guys freak with phantom of the opera uh i it's one of those things where like my parents definitely played it as kids like when we were kids but i don't remember much of it, but I feel like I would freak with it. Yeah. That soundtrack is absolute gas.

Is it lit sauce? It's so good. I need to hear it. That'd be a good costume. That's a real easy costume for someone to pull off. The Phantom of the Opera. What, Randy? Like Ted Cruz.

Yeah, Ted Cruz pulled it off quite famously. Inside my mind. See, that's a politician costume. They know they don't have to do much, but they can just do it. Ted Cruz did slay that. He did. He was in his bag that night.

Slay queen. Yeah. I'm more of a Phantom of the Megaplex type guy. Disney Channel original movie. Okay, I can decom with you. I can decom with you. That was when I was kind of phasing out of those. I did enjoy that one, but that was one of the last ones where I was like, all right,

I think I'm aging. I think I got to start watching MTV Spring Break. Imagine Ted Cruz pulls up to your Halloween party and drinks more than two beers. Still recovering from that video. So does he. He's such a badass, dude. He's just pounding Shiner with the

boys. He's like, I'm not drinking. He brings three to a party. Like, what's this? There's some strategically placed cowboys behind him. You think he's out there with a bunch of dudes in cowboy hats on the reg? That's his crew? He's such a poser, man. Dude, that's the hardest thing to swallow, man. You can't be a poser.

I know. That's the worst thing you can say about somebody. How bad do those guys in the background want to take a sip of their beer? They had to all wait until he threw his cap. They had to sip in unison. You can't choreograph the beer sip. That's just not what you're trying to do. Hold on.

It's almost our cue. Oh, there he goes. Do it. Can we recreate this video? At the Dick's Saloon? Let's go to the Dick's Saloon after this and recreate this. Okay. Say no more.

Hey, Levi, you sipped a little early, man. We got to run it back. Run it back. Yep. What if we found out they're all like actors doesn't take much of an acting like intern timo was in the background ted cruz crisis actors with timo i don't know if timo would have gotten cast for that he doesn't he doesn't yeah he doesn't he doesn't have rugged cowboy vibes he doesn't fit the profile rugged cowboy timo

what an intern though timo was the fucking man he was the man we didn't know what he had with we had with him we could have unboxed him in front of congress if you're someone out there and you work in entertainment and you need a sound guy, hit us up about Timo. He's that dog. The goaded sound guy. He's a dog. He's into Scandinavian heavy metal, right? I think it was Mongolian throat singing.

He's built different. Different, dude. That's an off-menu item at Pf james yeah how do you even discover that genre of music like who do you hang out with to find that dude his spotify is wrapped in wild remember he posted it that time i was like who are these bands hell yeah dude he's so sick i'm out here thinking i'm cool with like something that's not taylor swift like he's out here with mongolian throat singing so sick oh that's great you think he's into the gizzards or whatever dude man we're going to see you're so excited for this show dude i'm going king gizzard thanks for the invite

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Yeah. I think there's some smoke. Where there's smoke, Dave. There's Bulbert. That's right. Have you guys seen the TikTok from Kelsey's podcast? Travis Kelsey, not Kelsey Grammer. I have not. I heard you mention it earlier.

He talks about... So I didn't know this was a thing. This wasn't a thing when I went to the Taylor Swift Heirs Tour because I think I went too early for it to really take on its own personality. I think you were a little early too. They have friendship bracelets that people trade at these concerts. And that's part of the thing that you do there. You go trade friendship bracelets with the homies.

And so he brought a friendship bracelet that I think had his phone number on it that he wanted to give to Taylor Swift. Oh, that is smart. But she doesn't talk before the shows or after the shows because she needs to save her voice. And so he never got to give her the bracelet. Word on the street, they've been linking and building. So he talked about this in a TikTok?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, about how he never got to give her the bracelet. And word got around to- I guess so. Around T-Swift way. I guess so. Okay.

I mean, okay. Why did you say this is terrible news? Because I don't particularly like Travis Kelsey. It's personal taste. Is it because he's a white guy who can dance really well? Can he? See, that's the thing. Here's the thing.

Part of the reason I'm here today is to get you guys to kind of learn me up a little bit on Travis Kelsey so I can decide whether I'm in or out on this. You can't trust white guys that are good dancers. Really? Yeah. He looks like a guy that would steal my girl like no questions asked. He is Mr. Steal Your Girl. Is he your girl is he smooth he's smooth very smooth he does look like a guy who would have uh possibly beaten the shit out of me in high school he looks like a bully

he looks like he could have been like i don't know a problem in high school he's a he's a good looking fella he is i hate to give it he's of credit. He's also the GOATer in his position. So would he want GOAT GOAT? Yeah. Possibly. I don't know, dude. I'm a T-Gone guy. Well, it's hard to say because of the way offenses have evolved over the years. But, yeah.

It's either him or Jay Novacek. Sure. Are y'all okay with, in a few years, bopping along to songs that are about her breaking up with travis kelsey like does that does that sit well with you only if it has very like non-subtle puns like she like i i played the song in the office yesterday london boy i think it's about uh her her ex like are we gonna hear kansas city boy next that doesn't sound very exciting to me was that matt healy no it was about... What's his name?

I'm blanking. Joe Alwyn. Oh, Joey. To go from Matt Healy to Travis Kelsey, Matt Healy's kind of... She leveled up. He's kind of built like one of those aliens.

She leveled up. It's so easy for these good-looking, famous people to just match up with other good-looking famous people if i was this famous you're famous if i was this famous and i was bored i would just literally dm like a hot famous celebrity and be like do you want to let's just link and go on a date for a little bit let's get some let's get some some pr the worst that could happen is they like post your screenshot of your message but it's like oh i shot my shot with uh sydney sweeney oh

no shooter will got caught dming hillary duff okay like oh who cares right who is the dude you dm'd yesterday you call him a bitch hannah hannah prowl's boyfriend slash fiance i don't know did he respond to you uh let me look i don't believe so has casey musgraves responded you said you look like me you bitch i said heard you look like me, you bitch. I said, heard you look like me, bitch. Let me see. No response from him? He hasn't viewed it?

I'm looking. I'm looking. Okay. Okay. Well, in additional Taylor Swift news, while Dylan looks, the USA Today is hiring a Taylor Swift-only journalist. He hadn't seen it yet. I mean, if I didn't have watched media, I might throw my hat in the ring for that.

That sounds lit. Just going to every Ares tour, vibing out, I might throw my hat in the ring for that. That sounds lit. Just going to every Ares tour, vibing out, hanging out at sexy restaurants in New York waiting for her to show up. Yeah. Put me on that beat report. Dave?

You hear that? I wouldn't do that. I'm a professional. What's it pay? I don't know. Probably way too little. I mean, it depends. I think they actually have a different bracket for pay it pay? I don't know. Probably way too little. I mean, like, it depends. I think they actually have a different bracket for pay

if you went to Mizzou. Wow. I mean. It's a very good journalism school, Dylan. All right, that's what I hear. Shout out to Micah. Go Tigers. Thank you.

Good to be here. That's a different Tiger. I don't mind them dating. Should I be more in on this than I am? If I get outvoted in this room right now, I will be all in on Travis Kelsey dating Taylor Swift. I want them to go public with it. It's not really her style.

No. She'll allude to it in like a year. Yeah. It's not really her style. No. She'll allude to it in like a year. Yeah. They might get caught at like photographed at like some club.

Like the Dixieland. Checking Dumois for the team. What a terrible time to start dating Travis Kelsey, right? For like NFL season starting. She's going international every week. Like I worry about the health of this relationship. They're 0-1. They're not setting a good foundation. They are 0-1 famously.

Got their ass kicked. They are on one famously. Got their ass kicked. Detroit. By one point. Yeah, I need to check out the latest episode of Du Moi. Oh, really? They have episodes? I just, it's a pod. It's a pod anagram.

I did not know. I need to see what kind of tea is being spilt. Okay. Please report back your findings. Just do more live look at DuMois. That's a weird way to spill tea. They don't spill tea that way. It's tea leaves.

It's usually in like a cup. Oh, I didn't think about the idea of spilling the tea leaves, not just the tea. It is two girls on the podcast. They're spilling tea constantly. They must go through a lot of paper towels on that podcast. Yeah. I got called out yesterday for going through an entire row of paper towels and wing prep. I'll be honest.

I did. Our paper towel consumption since having a kid has just skyrocketed. Dude, it's insane. We're deleting paper towels, and it's mainly me. Deletion. You guys see this Vegas Sphere footage? I have not. Randy, can you put it up on the screen for me, please? Are you guys familiar with the Vegas Sphere? Love it. Deletion. You guys see this Vegas Sphere footage? I have not. Randy, can you put it up on the screen for me, please?

Are you guys familiar with the Vegas Sphere? Love it. Very much so. Giant-ass sphere in Vegas. It's going to have concerts and stuff like that, but I assume they're going to do some other stuff there that's not concerts. Oh, shit.

Some shit came out about it yesterday that's pretty mind-blowing. Randy, if you could play the video, that would be swag. Oh, my God. Yeah, so this... I thought it was going to be like an all-encompassing sphere where you had seats like all around it but it's really just like one section of seats that have a

crazy view of everything okay apparently it's like one of the most hd things you can ever see so i'm assuming you can also see this from the outside right if it's playing i don't know how it works on the outside but like they can put up the outside is completely covered in lights and screens and so the outside of it can really transform into anything i mean if you just do a quick google search of it or search it on twitter you'll see all the different things i can do it's fucking insane i am so in on this i'm very in on this because i hope that this is a future for like concert only venues or viewing experiences like this like i don't want to complain too much but like when we went to the Heiress Tour in Vegas at the Raiders Stadium, the sound was really bad.

Really? And so I would love to hear a really cool concert in a place that's just built for it with crazy screens. Okay, that is cool, man. I just want to go sit and watch Dude Perfect videos. That would be sick. How many seats? I don't know.

Hard to say, Randy. You can't look anything like that up either, so you guys gotta guess. U2 was heavily involved in creating this, I think, or at least they're heavily involved in promoting it, and so I assume that they're gonna have a lot of shows there, but... They're doing like a full borderline residency, I think. Not to be like jam band guy, but there's rumors of

Phish playing there on New Year's Eve. They usually do Madison Square Garden, but Phish has been... You gotta get there. They've been a long time. I'm not the biggest Phish guy, but I's rumors of Phish playing there on New Year's Eve. They usually do Madison Square Garden, but Phish has been... They've been a long time. I'm not the biggest Phish guy, but I have to say that I would absolutely go see many musical acts in this, including Phish. If it was real big Phish, I'm in. That would be hilarious.

When they... When the trombonist puts it out and it's coming toward you? Dave and I tried to go see uh the talking heads concert in imax recently turns out they're only playing it once in austin and it was an hour from when we decided to uh go and so it didn't happen i'm hoping it was such a hit that they're gonna run it back that was devastating to to really come to a conclusion that we're gonna go see this together in imax and then realize the show is two hours away. Two hours, yeah.

Will you guys go to Vegas? This is how I get to Vegas more. I could see myself going to Vegas and going to the Sphere. What's a seat looking like? Probably a lot. It looks like a normal seat. Probably a chair. Yeah.

You think they're just chairs? Here's the bike from Bruno. Why would they do that will i don't i've been wondering that too it makes no sense to me it sounds terrible just doesn't make much sense man yeah i agree it's really fucking weird that like people don't actually want to do that it's good for you though no it's not man it's not my thing you don't like it for those who are into that that's great it's not my thing okay that's what you're just getting topped up on the bike right come on man no oh you're so horny it's somehow it's i'm not the one who wants the bike google it i'm good with randy randy randy pull up the bike from Bruno. Stop laughing and pull it up.

Do you really want me to pull up for you? Yeah, I'm not going to fire you. For Will's, okay. I want Will's for context. Transparency. People know what the bike looks like, David. No, they don't. A lot of people didn't see Bruno.

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Sheesh. FR, FR. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Oh, thanks for asking, Will. My Friday is wide open. I have nothing going on, which I'm actually pretty excited about. I have no plans. Feels like old times.

I know. I might watch an old classic movie. Maybe sip on a little heavy dry red while I do so. What you got on deck bruno i still have to watch sting i don't know i don't know what this thing is i don't know i don't know what that is it's the 1973 john with robert redford and paul newman oh yeah yeah yeah um you should try the the sequel the pest it's not it's not a sequel that's a prequel it's really good unless something better comes up probably won't because no one texts me on the weekends anymore so um i'll probably just keep to myself saturday big day with the little guy he has his first soccer game of the season

how's the jersey looking how's the kit he's team italy they gave him a home and in a way jersey which is kind of the italy kits are they just like everyone in the league has the same the same uniform i was hoping that since they're doing countries that you could just like... That would have been cool. That would have been so sick. But he is on Team Italy, which I'm excited about.

I'm going to do this the whole time on the sideline. I'm doing the hand gestures. Teach him. There's an Italian guy who used to score goals and he used to go like this when he would score a goal.

What does that mean? I don't know, but it's kind of tight. All right, I will. You should teach him that. Then he's got a birthday party. Taking him to that. Big Saturday party guy.

Where's it at? Let's dox his birthday party. Let's to that. Big Saturday for the little guy. Let's dox his birthday party. Let's fucking go. Let's at his friend's house. Dude, let's crash this party. Dude, yeah. Can we go? Let's show up with two or more beers.

Sunday, I have nothing. Then I watch football probably and might take the little guy swimming or to hang out with friends. When's the pool closed at Lifetime? I don't know. I think we got it through the end of the month at least i officially froze my account there so you won't find me there for a while

okay you gotta defreeze that at some point yeah that's your last name nice yeah that's my weekend looking forward to it man i'm looking forward to not having much on the books i gotta find a way to watch the texas game saturday It's on Longhorn Network, which stinks. But I've got to watch my horns play Wyoming. Who gets Longhorn Network? Like which cable? I don't even freaking know. I don't freak with it.

Like DirecTV gets it. It's so stupid. Oh, my God. I'm so glad it's dying after this year. It is? It's going away? I remember when that came out, it was like, oh, man, everyone's going to have their own network. With Texas moved to the SEC, the Longhorn Network will be no more.

Did Charlie Strong famously lose to Wyoming? Who lost to Wyoming? Don't do Charlie like that. I'm just asking. Texas Tech. No, no, no. A few years back. No, Texas Tech this year.

They did. But didn't Texas lose to them? Charlie Strong did lose to Kansas. I don't think so. Hardest time I've ever had watching a press conference was Charlie Strong's post-Kansas press conference, where he just knew he was done. That was a low point. It was tough. It felt truly bad for the guy.

Anyway, Dave, how about your weekend, man? Talk to us. Randy, you got something for us? Oh, yeah. There's the bike from Bruno. Okay. That's a little much. I'm not putting it on the screen for the folks at home.

Okay. There you go, Will. Thank you, man. Thank you. Needed that. Is that what you were thinking? That's my weekend and fun. No, I'm going to lay low.

I'm going to lay low, man. You're going to Houston to go to a tiki bar. Interesting. I've been there, man. I don't think I've been. Why didn't we go when we were there? It's kind of sick it i did go dude oh i did go you went the night before no i went then i went the night after the meetup oh it was the worst decision of all time last time i got halfway through and i was a caucasian zombie in there last time i was there i got a cocktail that

was on fire yeah it was so fucking cool sounds delightful sorry to derail you we're talking real flames david i know this is helpful because i really i've got i've got nothing i'm gonna watch football t-state jackson state yeah what's that spread i haven't looked just want to get that dub man gotta think t-state's favorite um who knows uh Sunday, boys, Jets. You know, a little less star power with the A-Rodge thing, but I think it's going to be a close game. Jets have a phenomenal defense. Zach Wilson's got tantrum face. People know that.

Have the Jets signed any aliens now that they've got a roster spot open? Maybe they'll sign Colt. He's still out there. Love that. Colt's out there okay okay and that's it big weekend for your boy friday night going out to dinner got some friends in town i'm gonna link and build not sure where we're going to do there yet got a couple resis we'll see what happens we'll see how that pans out saturday just a massive day i'm gonna do some cleaning around the place because we're preparing for the second child.

We just got some stuff to do. That's all my little pregame, though. I'm going to go to Texas, Wyoming at DKR. Excuse me. They had the LED lights installed. It's going to be a cool show, I think. Really? It's all going to get burnt orange. It's going to be cool in there because it's a night game, obviously. It's going to be like it's going to be a cool show i think really like it's all going to get burnt orange let me cool in there because it's a night game obviously and

it's gonna be it's gonna be sick i'm excited i haven't been to a night game at texas in a while it's it's like i feel like they haven't had very many of this like home games at least a lot of the home games have been noon kicks lately because they stink baby uh but they're back now so uh i couldn't turn down a night game ticket i'm not probably going to be able to go into many more games after this. So I think we're just going to go to this one and vibe out. Enjoy it, man. I'm going to try to beat my current standing record of margaritas consumed at a Texas game. I had five at the last game and left at halftime.

It's going to – five and a half? Well, to be fair, these were not very large margaritas. These were five and one half. It's going to feel nice too. It might. It might. If they've got high-life tall boys, I will be drinking some of those too. large margaritas these were these were five and one half it's gonna feel nice too it might it might if they've got high life tall boys i will be drinking some of those too i i learned that maybe doing all margaritas wasn't the move the next day high 87 on saturday wyoming has never beat texas so i was very incorrect on that thanks for the correction dave you a dumbass or something? Yes, I am. You listen to the show? No, I host it.

Ooh. Hey. Okay. Man. Fun episode, guys. What a week. Cool show, dude. We've already recorded voicemails this week

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