Circling Back - Mezcal Bone Marrow Luges & White Lotus

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

Dillon only enjoys his mezcal out of bones now, the chances of earth being hit my an asteroid are rising, a farewell to our affair with Montoya, recapping White Lotus Season 3 Episode 1, the Drake drone video that may be staged, and This Weekend in Fun. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (4:15) Impromptu Space Bar: Asteroid Chances (15:30) Are we drinking mezcal out of bones?? (27:15) Closing the book on Montoya (32:12) White Lotus, S3E1 (44:00) Drake Drone Video (56:42) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (WASHED20 for 20% off) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling  Huel:Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift with a minimum $75 purchase at https://www.huel.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming day after day. Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos. All right, we're back circling back podcast. Wednesday, February 19th, 2025. My name's Will DeFries to my left, David Ruff. Speaking of Davis Clark, you see our boys making a ploy, making a run at the exec team. He's trying to get on the board. He said some heavy hitters are on the move and he's now facing some opposition, but that's not going to stop him. He's hit some heavy hitters around the move and he's now facing some opposition, but that's not gonna stop him. He's so different.

What's that position that usually an intern doesn't go to be, you know, on the board? Did he eat his potatoes? He has not. I assume that he does have some foil with some potatoes, but he's not showing that yet. But we had some poppies last night. I may have taken some home with me. Those were good. They were good. Did you get any of that sauce? Yeah. I didn't take the sauce home, but last night I had some sauce.

Yeah, I think I'm going all out on baked potatoes this spring. Whoa. That's Dave's thing. Yeah. Delete this. Just you don't like normally you don't lead with like your biggest announcement. Yeah. You kind of tease it. I know. Jump into it. Well, on the heels of Dave going all in on baked potatoes, I've decided to follow suit. I'm out on baked potatoes, man. Saw one the other day that had some dill whipped cream or sorry sour cream and they put some salmon

over it. Microwaved. That is a loaded. Yeah. Loaded, dude. Are you gonna get some jacket potatoes? Yeah, does no one know what that is? It's the British street food that is like a baked potato and they put like garlic and stuff

and it's all good until they put beans and tuna on it. And that's Britain for you. I think beans sounds kind of gas. They call it. No puns. Shout out to Spud Ranch, San Marcos. Oh yeah. To pretty street food.

Get you a fajita chicken, baked potato, ruin your day. Oh yeah. Well, I got a bake opportunity for you come March 17th this spring, baked potato opportunity. Texas Roadhouse. Why'd you bring that up? I know that my opinion has been widely panned. I'm aware of this. I've been made aware of this. Facing opposition.

I even had to call you out. I ate what I ate, man. I ate what I ate, man. I ate what I ate. I'm a pretty honest critic. I will eat pretty much any fast food out there, not opposed to it. But like some of the food I had there was just terrible. The reason I'm doing this is not only that I wanted, I want to give you a second shot at it.

That's fine. I'll accept that. I will, Texas Roadhouse, if you're listening, I will give you another shot to earn my business. Try the loaded baked potato. Okay. I'll let you guys, I'm going to let y'all order for me. You got to try a Texas Roadhouse in Texas.

I'm going to have y'all order for me. So I don't want any responsibility here. I just want to sit back and enjoy. You're not getting a loaded baked potato at Roadhouse. Texas. I'm gonna have y'all order for me. So I don't want any responsibility here I just want to sit back and enjoy you're not getting a loaded baked potato at Roadhouse. I think I might I'm gonna get a load of sweet potato They're delicious. Why are you going sweet now? We're testing Next you worried about it. They're just I like sweet potatoes. You would about you glad see the good next son Sweet potatoes are good for you, though. Yeah, I know just let me fucking chastise the man. Yeah. They get old real quick though. You get old real quick, bitch. Don't tell me. Yeah, man. Hey, dude. The days are long, but the years are fast.

Marie, how old are you? I am 30. That's amazing. I'll be 31 soon. I'd like to introduce our other host. There he is. Um allow me to be the first to wish your son a happy birthday today. Thank you. Dylan Shivery. Happy birthday to my my son Parks. Ten years old, double digits, growing into a fine young man. Also we don't need to do a whole segment on this but I do need to update people. I feel like it is my job at this point, my duty to let everyone know that Asteroid 2024 YR4 has been upgraded to a 3.1% chance of hitting Earth, which is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received. It is about the size of a large house, a mansion, as what's his face called it?

The famous astrophysicist, what's his name? That makes me- Nail? DeGrasse Tyson? That guy. I respect asteroids and meteors and things of that nature. But hearing that it's the size of a mansion, yeah. It kind of diminishes it in a way.

Consider that it's moving quite fast. I saw it. And it can take out an entire city. Talk to me when it's the size of Wisconsin. Okay, I will. Wait, is this a meteor or a comet? Meteors don't or an asteroid. They don't typically grow in size. I could pick up some space dookie or something. I can pick up some space debris. Satellites. Some dookie. It could potentially grow. I don't really know how that works. Where's it at right now? Pretty far away. It could potentially grow. I don't really know how that works. Where's it at right now? Pretty far away

It's moving very fast and it is set to Either pass by or hit earth in 23 December of 2032. Merry Christmas, bitch Timber 22nd, I believe dude. What if we like rerouted it and like had it hit like where they store all the student load information I hit like where they store all the student load information? I think they can alter its trajectory, but I don't think they can pinpoint where it's going to hit. Maybe they can't fucking know. Do they have any reports out there regarding what percent we need to get to before we start to do like significant reroute

tactics? I saw a Reddit thread on it, and the percentage will likely continue to climb until their shirt's not gonna hit then it's just gonna hit zero or a hundred. It'll go from eventually to land on zero or a hundred. These things are sort of party wave heads right at us. Yeah. What if this thing's keeping at 100 though? That's gotta really scare you. They move around 30,000 miles per hour. I saw a list of possible cities it could hit. I did too.

Never been to any of those. So I think like. Mumbai was one of them. That would be bad. That would be bad. Wasn't it a word it could hit anywhere from like Australia all the way to weirdly South Africa the impact the potential impact zones weirdly covers a lot of

land and not much water I read somewhere that it might go from the window to the wall if it if it hits a structure that has windows and walls, yeah, good chance of that happening. Would we rather it hit the water? I don't know. It would cause a tsunami. Probably like in the middle of the desert would be ideal. You know, where no one lives and there's- Yeah, but what if it hits the desert

and then sandstorm just starts playing? That'd be sick. Fucking sick song, dude. That would be kind of tight. There's time for point break to do point break three, where a meteor hits earth and Bodhi needs to, or an asteroid hits earth and Bodhi gets out on the party waves from the tsunami.

Okay, you have my attention. Probably dangerous, but. I mean, they got seven years to make this movie. If you want the ultimate, if it goes up to 100%, like this movie is going to be pretty damn easy to market. Yeah. I also think once it's closer, they'll know exactly if it worked to hit Earth, exactly where that would happen. So they could, you know, vacate and all that stuff. You think people would go like flying? Yes, I get cheap flights.

I don't know if anyone's going to want to fly there. Yes. You could probably get cheap flights. I don't know if anyone's going to want to fly there, so you probably can't get a flight. What if like you were kind of done with it all and you're just like, ah, fuck it. I bet you that that would happen. Yeah. I don't think about that. Just take me out, fam. I will continue to update.

3%. Thank you for staying hot on the beat. I thought you were going to update everybody on the parking situation. That's honestly what I thought was about to happen. We're going you for staying hot on the beat. I thought you were gonna update everybody on the parking situation. That's honestly what I thought was about to happen. We're gonna talk about that, aren't we? I don't know. I'm just, people are quite tired.

At this point, I'm trying to be a little zen about it today. I don't have the personal energy today to put towards that. I need to have a productive, positive day. And I'm gonna ignore the fact that there might be some some people in a certain office that are reserving spots for themselves if they're playing musical chairs out there with parking spots in order to make sure that their co-workers have a spot like we are theorizing out there that's that's gonna be a big

problem. What so like if you're saying that if there's reserved spots that are empty, and they take up the non reserved spots and then move their car to the reserved spots so that their employees can park there later in the day. Yeah, not cool. Like they know they always have a fallback spot available. Yeah, because it's reserved. So they can take an otherwise common spot, common area spot that belongs to everybody.

We have no choice but to get two signs and put them up if the spot's closest to our office. And I think we're just in doing the... Our signs gotta be tight though. We should handwrite them just to make it look like we're just being super petty. No, let's have Ricky design them. No, I already feel like we're disrespected in numerous ways in this situation. And I think we need to match their professionalism in terms of the look of the sign

in order to show that we're worthy. I feel like they think we're inferior. Cause we don't have a sign up from the road. Our curb appeal is can we just put a watch sticker on that and call it a day? I just sent a follow up email to our property

manager since they didn't get back to me. Double down. I gave I gave them a president's day like alright, maybe they're just taking a holiday and still nothing is nothing has hit the inbox. So, I follow it up. Alright. Alright. Thank you for that update Dylan. You're welcome

Um got a few things to talk out first and foremost yesterday. We did exactly five minutes beyond the paywall Please go check out that episode additionally Bitmadness seeding is live Randy can you put this on the screen? Wow Let's go. Can you show the people at home and explain what we do here

so that people like Dylan can not get overwhelmed by the technology? Yeah, so if you go on Reddit, there's a link there and you just follow it and it takes you to this page. It says, make a vote, Hoss. You start voting. And then it just, he has compiled a bunch of the bits

and just kind of put them randomly and you just vote and he has some algorithm that knows what's the best. So right now we got putting that shit on or Nicky the Knife. Personally, I like Nicky the Knife. And then you just keep on doing this until, you know. Oh, this is good tech. Kelly's Irish Pub. This is impressive.

Is this a plugin? January. I bet the ladies next door have no idea we are capable of this. Constantly talking about intern Abby, not obby, or male friendship dining. It's a bad day to underestimate the media company. Male friendship. And then they also have...

They don't know what we're doing. This tech is going to blow their minds. I'm not going to name names, but they don't realize that somebody over here has been leveraging AI in personal life. So also you just keep on voting and it'll compile like, but will stealing Dylan Celsius or raw dogging. And there's also an explain option that the chat, Wow.

And then AI will just try to explain. Are you kidding? What is this? Architect of that, who made this? Swarmington, I think, yeah. So I don't think it does a really good job of explaining this stuff. Okay, okay.

When did I steal your Celsius? Is raw dogging a bit? Genuinely don't remember that. Yeah, just like raw dogging flights and stuff. Oh, that, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was like the actual. Yeah, don't be perv be perf coded right now, dude.

When did you steal my Celsius? I don't know. I don't remember doing that. So I downvote that one. Cause I don't remember doing that. This is, this is recently because I think you were going to have it. And then you said-

No, Dave, Dave talked me out of a Celsius. That's what it was, I think. So he could have it the following Monday morning. It was a long play. Which was a move I have to respect. I like it. I like it a lot. So this one for Will Steeling Dillon's Celsius,

it gives you some pros and cons. The pro is it's a direct action that could quickly address the need for a drink con. It involves taking something without permission, which could lead to trouble. Okay. So it's not a perfect system, but it's it's impressive nonetheless. So raw dog in for me. So yeah, just go in there, go vote and

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reads we're going to start doing for them, like they can't raise the price. They do a great job. They're wonderful. They're wonderful. And we went out to dinner last night. Afterward. Usually you guys are coming in looking rough or sounding rough. I got a little banged up. I gotta say the collective is doing better than expected. Oh yeah.

There were some people, I'm not gonna name names down at one end of the table at dinner that. Just say me. Well, you name names. You and the other guy. If if Randy hears that he's gonna he can attend an event that has free alcohol, he's gonna drink at that event. Yes. This dude was chopping flout to us. Dude. Brandy, don't even get me started. Brandy walked by me. He fell in love with an older gal at the event. Yup, he was just slugging back, knock out martinis.

I was talking to somebody at one of the real estate companies, just nice kid, and I was just like, yeah, blah, blah, blah. And a granny just walks by, looks at me with a plate full of flautas, and just goes, flautas. I kept walking. And let me tell you, Dave. walks by looks at me with a plate full of flautas and just goes, flautas. And let me tell you, Dave, flautas, they fucking sucked. Whoa. Flautas are not good. I don't know if they just weren't good that day. But did you have fun eating?

No, I didn't. I actually had a bad time eating them. I just don't. I just think you may have caught them on an off day because no one has ever said flautas. That wasn't the real restaurant offering. It was closed last night, technically. I will never try a flauta again in my life. I do think it's difficult to make flautas

as moist as they need to be in order to be still crunchy, yet refreshing. Yeah. It's kind of a juxtaposition place, so it's all dry. I mean, there's just, there's flautas, man. So, we went to dinner afterward. Uh huh. Um a fancy place I had previously never heard of, Commodore. Yeah, not to brag, but Circling Back Boys went to a swanky spot. Very swanky. I did not know how swanky that place was.

Yeah. Sexy place. It's very dark in there. Kind of got a little tired. Dave looked at me at one point during the dinner and said, I feel like this would be a celebrity hotspot place. And I was like, yeah, but I wouldn't even know if they were next to me at the

table. Cause I literally can't see who's sitting next to me. It was so dark. I was thinking we might see Bill Simmons. Mix in one light. Just one. Bill Simmons was not there. So he's doing a show in Austin. I would go to that.

If anybody has a free ticket, I'll go with you. Yeah, it'd probably be pretty entertaining. So one of the things that we ordered was the bone marrow taco, tacos. This is risky for a couple of us. To be clear, Dave and I are still out on bone marrow, but for the greater good of the table, we went along with the order.

And that served, they bring you the tortillas and then they bring you the bones. It's their money. Of a cow, pretty sure. You know, I didn't really think about what animal that was. Don't think they're human bones? Human bone marrow, could be, I don't know. You think Jay-Z and Beyonce have ever had human bone marrow at like an Illuminati restaurant? Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. What restaurant

is that? And so yeah, they bring you part of a, I'm just going to call it a femur. I'm pretty sure that's not what it is, but they bring you this hollowed out bone, obviously, because that's how they are. And then the bone marrow, and then you scrape it into the tortilla, throw a little lime on there, and they were good. Tiny tortillas, like handmade, nice tortillas, but good. Some of this going on. Yeah. Yeah. And so we cleaned those out.

They disappeared pretty quickly, so we just had this bone sitting in front of us, and waiter walks up 10 minutes later, he goes, Hey, you want to do a mezcal bone luge? Which is exactly what it sounds like. You just pour the shot, pour a shot of mezcal down this bone and drink it. The second I heard it was mezcal. I was like, well, Dylan's obviously doing it. I'm the mezcal guy. Yeah. So you also didn't drive there. So I was like, perfect, perfect scenario. He's'm the mezcal guy. Yeah, so you also didn't drive there So I was like perfect perfect scenario. He's overing home. Anyway, let's get this guy drunk and my boy Dave

He helped me with it. He poured it down. He poured it down the chute I gotta say I I helped you but I also wronged you because I my poor was probably a six out of ten You poured it pretty pretty quickly I thought you were gonna let it just You want it to trickle daddy? I want it to trickle. Now I haven't seen this video yet. Yeah, I'm asking.

So for those of you that don't know, Dylan does a Thursday live stream called Dylan's Track House. During the last Dylan's Track House, I posted a video of Dylan eating eggs, super innocent video. Honestly, I got a lot of people reached out and said how inspiring it was for them. It was on the way of going like viral viral. Yeah, like we had like almost 60 comments in the first like five minutes of posting it.

And Dylan made me, he didn't make me take it down. I refused, but he took it down himself. And so I'm gonna start getting things approved by him before I put them off so that this doesn't occur. I don't wanna go viral again and then have Dylan take it down. I gave you permission to do a story post which disappears after 24 hours, which I was okay with.

And you took advantage of your access to the Instagram. Can I ask a question? David. How many new patron signups, Patreon signups for us to be able to hard post a reel of the egg video? Let us post the eggs, dude. Let us post egg. We should have posted yesterday during the event. If we add 200 paying subscribers by the end,

by Friday at five o'clock. That's insane. Yeah, I'll sing it. By Friday at 10 o'clock, you can hard post it. Well, 200 people out there. Call up 200 of your friends. Well, I've put together a reel of you doing this shot Call up 200 of your friends. Well, I've put together a real view doing this shot and I don't have any audio on it as of right now

because I'm gonna put, my dream is to put the White Lotus theme song in the background. Okay, I don't hate what you're doing. Randy, can you play the reel for me? I mean, it's electric stuff. Like this is artsy. This is good. You're looking hot.

You got your little bib. Let me say it was much darker in there than this video is leading on. Oh yeah, oh yeah. The iPhone has some amazing aperture capabilities, David. I don't know if that's even the word. Was it gross? I really, I didn't taste any of the, the marrow really, or the,

the seasoning that was in there. It was pretty much just a, a mezcal shot. Oh, I kind of thought the spices might make it a pretty good. It did. It did a little bit, but not a whole lot to, didn't move the needle a ton. Can we post this? Yeah, you can post that. Okay.

Okay. No problem there This is very retail therapy coded. So I was like we got it. We got to do something about this. Let's tag Commodore and Maybe they'll let us go there have some free apps. Do you want to do you want to do a voiceover for this Dylan? I don't think hey, I'm Dylan. I don't think that's. I got a reservation at Commodore. It was very last minute. They're gracious enough to let us eat the food. Let us order the bone marrow tacos. And I did this bone luge and it was kind of weird, but also really good at the same time. I don't really don't like my marrow. I will be going back. Look at that kale. The kale was good

too. I'm not even a kale guy. Oh dude. I don't really **** with kale man. I did last night though. I mean yeah they they did it well. Yeah. Everybody's Tom Tom's holding up. Um I had a little touching ghost situation earlier that I think was uh unfortunately due to the bone marrow. Okay. Bone marrow is tough on the tongue. Yeah, yeah. It's just very rich. Yeah.

Is it fatty? Is it essentially like fat? Like what is it? It's bone marrow. Oh, that's good. That's a good walk in. Well, we walked in, we didn't have reservation. Bone marrow.

And then switched to the Russian guy. Bone marrow. Yeah, a little Russian, but it was overall really good. And maybe my first time having bone marrow. I think I had the bone marrow burger at Eureka downtown, but yeah, bone marrow. A bone marrow burger? Yeah. Was that at the castle?

No, Eureka's castle. That was the joke. It wasn't good. Thanks guys I like their carrots Okay, right yeah, dude those carrots were actually fire that was a good order from whoever demanded that we get the carrots I don't eat carrots I can't believe that like that fortune teller thing that the waitress did came out with that fortune about you.

That's crazy. Yeah, this is the level Randy got on last night. He took a piece of paper and made like, what do you call those? A little like fortune teller that you made in a grade school. So Randy's sitting there, he fills it out. No matter what combination you do,

every single answer just said, Dylan's a bitch. Why was I the target last night? Unnecessary man. He's just written it in the stars, man. I don't like the kids. It's unnecessary though. He's written it in the stars, you wrote it with your hand. Fun fact, like you might think,

oh, Randy was just being kind of flirty with the waiter. Waitress was just like a nice young dude. I didn't even, Blaine's the one that wanted me to do the origami. So I did some origami for him. Was it the lady who read the, who's the one who wanted me to do the origami. So I did some origami for him. Was it the lady who read the, who's the one who brought the stuff over with that? She had the accent.

And we were all like, oh, the way she said the... She's the one who read Dylan as a bitch on the Randy's thing. Thanks, Randy. Blaine wanted me to do some origami. I did it for him. He didn't tell you what to write? Well, you know.

You fucker. When genius strikes. I think it was supposed to He was he didn't tell you what to write. Yeah. Well, you know you fucker when genius strikes I don't I think it was supposed to be read in different voices like one of them was j-bone reading it one of them was Randy Dylan's up there. That's a bitch. That's the one You didn't stutter though I love that. He's bad about that. What was that? We played it on a Patreon the other day for circling back on touching bass. We played an old ad read and apparently J-Bone's

really mad at Micah for not taking out like a stumbling of words in his clip. That clip is nine years old. He's still in advertisement for their podcast. I could probably pull it up. I mean, I like that J-Bone's upset about it. I'm the one getting called a bitch on my own podcast. Yeah, I know.

So rude. Let me see if I can pull it up really quickly because that was, it's very good. I really like the yellow font that we've chosen for it. Yeah, I was a little Kill Bill inspired. You guys familiar with that movie? Yeah, you know, Lucy Lu. How do you know it's

kind of pretentious? That's subtle kind. That's hard to pick up. Not this one. Exactly. Alright. Well, yeah. Give us a shot. He's doing business. Subscribe. Five stars. Party. Party. Are you sick and tired of hearing super white, sad

old man, bitch about fajitas and miyadas while discussing the recent bachelor episode? Then head on over to the Inside TFM Podcast. I'm Jake Goldman and I'm joined here with my co-host Jared Borslow you want you won't find will to freeze on this podcast guys up bitch what you want or j-bo you what j-bo was like 19 yeah like it was so young man that is a miss on Marcus Park. Gotta say. Yeah, I'd be annoyed too. I get it. I get it. That's such an easy edit. Very simple. Yeah. He's let it ride, man.

What a guy. I think we need to pour one out and I don't think it's into a piece of bone. Yeah. Talking about from Antoya. There's only a few people on this earth that can say they've done a shot through a bone. Yeah. And you're one of them. He said they sell about 15 a night. I think he was, he was popping the numbers off. We determined that that guy was just like,

that's something they jokingly throw out to tables and like no one ever gets it. He went back to the kitchen. He's like, I sold a bowler shot. Did we get charged for the? I would imagine. Ah, we ordered liquor. Yeah.

I think this is our final chapter of Montoya's Saga. I think we gotta close the book on our man. Cause I think he's doing himself a disservice at this point. And I feel bad. Can you just leave the show? No, you gotta stop the fight. We're not gonna play the video on the screen because last time we did that,

we almost got suspended from YouTube. Also graphic in nature. The sounds. Like it's such a pitter patter. Do you think a temptation Island in Spain like has set up the, like the headboard bed situation to where it's perfectly placed to where it will clank against the wall? It's exactly one inch away from the wall.

Yeah, they know. They've done the testing. They've got the mic in the perfect place. The sound of the sex that they're having in this clip is egregious. I just want to crowd around an iPad with my absolute boys. I want his boys to like boycott this, whatever this segment is, where it's like, where they go get Montoya, they're like, hey, you should come, you got something for you to see. And I want them to be like, no,

we're not doing this again. We know what it's going to be, let's not put them through this. Yeah, right? Yeah. These boys gotta step up. On Love Island, there's always like a point in the season where someone leaves because they're not finding a connection or something. And I think the producers are kind of like, hey, like, you wanna leave on your own accord?

Yeah. Montoya needs someone in his corner in the producer team. Throw in the towel for him. Like, dude. No mass. Like, it's one thing to leave a reality show because you can't find a connection with anybody. It's a different situation when your girl's just getting clapped twice times. Do we know if there's a point in the show where he confronts the other guy? I don't know.

Because that would be good television I think. I believe his name is Manuel. Manuel? Yeah. Yeah, he's watching this video and it's his demeanor is very different from the first couple of videos. He's actually just kind of watching it like a man who's accepted like apathetically

just like well I'm a dead man. Poor Montoya. I just am picturing like Herb Dean like watching a fight and the guys on the ground just clearly not fighting back and everybody's like I stopped the fight. the guy's on the ground just clearly not fighting back and everybody's like, I stopped the fight.

Joe's like, stop the fight, stop the fight. And he's just like, waiting. He's like, yeah, he's had a tough, a tough show. What if they do like his boys do throw in a towel or like the producers, they literally throw in a towel, but it's the towel from... Oh, come on, man. I think that's getting the point. That would be pretty sorry. These are sick people. The producers... These are very sick individuals. The producers are sick people for... I know. To continue to put them through this.

I know. She's been tempted. Get her off the show. Yeah. The show works. The island won. Call it. Yeah. Stop the fight. Island won. No moss.

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Thank you. Yeah. I have, I've been able to navigate through Shopify fairly easily. I've gotten the hang of it. Thanks, Will. I have no coding experience, and it was very simple for me to build the entire store, modify products, just update everything. I even connected the store with a third-party app, boys. Whoa.

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of the old white lotus theme song? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo It's pretty good. And it plays throughout the entire show. White Lotus Season 3 Episode 1, we all watched on Monday night. We've had time to digest. We've had time to come up with theories. But have we had time to learn their names? We will find out. Oh, I pulled up a character guide.

Should I delete it and just? I don't know, man. I'm not gonna dedicate myself to learning any names yet. I can help through it. You know? I think as far as the public eye is concerned and as far as some group texts that I'm in are concerned, it seems like Crockies is just getting all the love.

Patrick Schwarzenegger. Any relation? Yeah. Huh. You think he's in a depo? It's like Smith over there in Austria. That's true. I mean, I understand why he is like an early front runner

for being just an electric character. I need a little more depth from our man though. He's too horny on the outside. I don't think he's electric. I think like you see him and you want him to be. Yeah. You're comparing him to our guy from season two. Maybe it was season one.

Season one, the husband of. Yeah, Shane. Shane. You want him to be that guy. Shane was a great. He's not Shane though. No, he's not. People are trying to compare it. Shane and uh Theo James. Yeah, Theo James from last season to Schwarzenegger and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not not even close. Yeah. Shane just wanted the room that he paid for. He had a real beef.

Like he couldn't let it go. Like Shane, Shane, he bought the pineapple sweet and they didn't give him the pineapple sweet. Like I'd be annoyed too. I get it. No, his ox was getting gored. His ox was getting gored.

Oh, his weed was getting tumbled, buddy. Okay. his ox was getting gourd. Mm hmm. Well, his weed was getting tumbled buddy. Okay. I'm just saying he had a legit beef. He did. Yeah. My my I have a couple storylines that I'm really looking forward to but for some reason I am just uh I'm enamored by what's gonna happen with Rich Dad. I wanna know what's happening with this Wall Street Journal interview. I wanna know what's happening with this Wall Street Journal interview. I wanna know what's happening with his business.

Timothy. Timmy Ratliff. I also love his wife. She's great. She's sneaky, one of my favorite characters. You knew Parker Posey was gonna bring it. That accent is just so strong. Where are they?

That was giving to me, I was given South Carolina. Well, they're North Carolina though North Carolina because North Carolina versus Duke ah great call you got into Duke son if you get into Duke I feel like you got to go Duke right man I don't know it'd be dope to be like to be able to like just rock UNC that that that UNC blues yeah but how much would that late near Jersey hit at that first darty dude? Are you going Leighton or are you going Bobby Hurley? I might go Grant Hill. I might go Woja Husky dude. Okay. That dude dropped dives. I was just picking white guys. Well that's what that's what dude that's all Duke recruits. That's what Duke does. Yeah like no you know I got love for Grant. A Cooper flag. No, you got to go.

You got to do a throwback. Who's the one that got in the motorcycle accident? Oh, Jason. Jason Williams. Jason Williams. He went by Jay Williams in college and he pivoted to Jason. Because there's a Jason Williams who's an NBA who turned out to be a bad dude, right? I think that's what I think that was the rebrand. Was he a bad man in a pajama?

No, like he did something terrible, I think. Didn't he? I thought it was just pure name confusion. You're thinking a white chocolate. Yeah. No, no, no. Also a Jason Williams. He spelled. Why are we talking? We've gone too far too far down the Duke, North Carolina wormhole go back and watch a Randy Moss Jason Williams high school highlights Teammates on the basketball team. It's pretty sick. It's so awesome Would you figure out Dylan? Hold on. Yeah this this Jason Williams Remember him. What did he do? He killed somebody the the

the the the the the the the Was we getting tumbled Jason Williams said he was being a coward on night He shot limo driver to death and tried to cover it up as selfishness Do whatever I feel like a coward. I always shoot my limo driver There's nothing I can do or say to bring mr. Christoffy back. Yeah, he fucking killed he killed somebody

That's I think that's why Jason Williams changed his name to Jay I think that's why Jason Williams changed his name to Jay. Maybe he had a... Cause they're both basketball players, like a lot of confusion. He's like, I can't, I gotta do something. Yeah. It's a very common name. That is, it's tough, it's tough.

What other character story arcs you guys looking forward to? White chocolate's 50. Where do you think those bullets came from? Did you see the theory online that a monkey got a hold of a gun? Oh, okay. Okay. I'll hear that. Do the letting it sing. I'll hear that.

Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah. They are worried about these monkeys. Yeah. Oh, that's good. The monkeys are going to do something. Yeah, they are. They're going to do something.

They're looming large. We have Walton Goggins and his British girlfriend. I think she's gonna go off the deep end at one point and just snap, because she's too happy-go-lucky right now. She's too good for him at this point. Yeah. I need a little more out of him.

I need him to cheer up a little bit, but he's way too focused on finding the CEO of this resort. He's got something dark brewing. Yeah. Is he an assassin? Something's going on. I don't know. He's eluded of not being able to enter Australia.

He's not gonna assassinate that guy because he openly was asking about him at the resort. That's not an assassin behavior. You gotta move in. Do you think he assassinated someone for him? You gotta move like Lausanne. And he hasn't paid him? I don't know.

I'm ready to see the character get a little bit more Walton Goggins-y. Yeah, yeah. They're neutering him right now in this first episode. But he's really neglecting Chelsea and that's just not cool in my book. I love Michelle Monahan. Yeah.

Who plays Jacqueline Lemon, the famous actress who's visiting the resort. Just based on vibes alone. Like the part where. If you had to compare her to what actress she would be in real life. Is there any actress that came to mind, you're like, oh, she might be based off of her. Ooh.

Do you have one? For some reason, I'm just picturing her as being like the white lotus version of Jennifer Aniston. I was thinking Kate, what's her name? Hudson? Kate Hudson. Man, I was thinking soap opera, which I know is like down the totem pole.

She's Kate Hudson vibes for me. Okay. Okay. Do we wanna talk about the possible incestuous plotline? What's going on? You can't watch your brother, Craig, on vacation. You also can't talk about how your sister hasn't gotten laid yet, even though she's hot.

And make it weird when they might share a room. Yeah. Like your brother and your little brother and sister. Like why would you even bring that up? That might be weird. But also why was his brother looking? He was looking dog. You gotta turn your head to the other side of the room and like I guess I guess my brother's cranking and you don't just openly talk about doing that. You kind of do that in

stealth. Yeah. Especially with your brother, I would think. Maybe you wait till he goes out to the pool. Yeah, he's weird. You time it better. Yeah, wait till he goes out to the pool. Yeah, he's weird. Time it better. Yeah, wait till he goes out to claim some pool spots. Laurie's character, who is the outcast friend of the three women. Yeah. Who's clearly envious of the other two and their lives. Yeah.

She's already kind of had a mini meltdown. She might have a full on meltdown at some point. I think she's gonna bounce on the meditation leader dude that they got introduced to. What do you mean by bounce on? I think he's gonna make it ripple. I think that she's insecure because they keep making comments. Obviously they keep making comments

about how great each other look and they exclude her. So I think she's gonna get insecure and just throw all her will at this dude. I think it's on for this guy. And then of course, one of the friends is an Austinite who was married to a guy named Dave who runs something in Austin. We're not sure. A big company. Small to mid-sized media operation. Nice little media outfit on South Lamar. I knew that was gonna generate some buzz. That's pretty funny.

I hate to say that I actually missed that in the first like go-round. I didn't see it until noted Twitter user Landry tweeted us. Her name is Kate in the show. Leslie Bibb is the actress. The wife in... Talladega nights? Talladega, yeah. Tweeted her name is Kate in the show Leslie bibb is the actress the wife and ain't now Talladega night I'm so in on this first episode. I am too. I'm very pleased with it. I love white lotus. I think it's a great premise

It was a great first episode. Oh, they're set up Tanya's ex-husband reveal. Oh, yeah How do we see how do we gloss over that? I forgot why he was important, but I knew that he was important. And then when I looked it up, it all fell into place. It's a good little So he collected on on his I would assume so. And he stayed at the White Lotus bed. Got him a

Well, he was already staying at the White Lotus. So I think he had money before. Wasn't there a theory that he was like a career? Like, sleep around with on rich women kill him Yeah, I like I Liked how they introduced him because I had I had written him off. I forgot that he was gonna be a part of this Yep Goggins has beef with the the guy the the husband of the owner I

The dragons has beef with the guy, the husband of the owner. I gotta know what goes on there. That's gonna be a good storyline. There's something with the owner, the former actress or singer that they keep introducing. They keep like, there's something fraudulent about her. Did she rush the family away because she wanted to, the girl wanted to study Buddhism? Or did she rush them away to get to the celebrity

with her two friends? I don't remember that. She like, like the second that the rich dad said that his daughter was studying Buddhism and wanted to interview a monk, her demeanor changed and she like shoot him away and then she got introduced to the celebrity who she's like a fan of. And I was like, I can't tell if she's annoyed

that they're doing a Buddhismdhism thing or if She just wanted to get to the celebrity. I might be overthinking. Sreetala is the owner's name I'm I don't i'm not a big fan of uh, you know like the two employees The one that like the guy that gave her a ride in like the opening scene The one that like the guy that gave her a ride in like the opening scene. Mm-hmm. I'm not a big fan of that, dude I need I'm worried that he's gonna be like a Do-gooder all season. He's um It feels like he's simping a little hard oh, yeah, I feel like it's gonna be his downfall Yeah, you can't get upset when your girls talking to bodyguards those bodyguards with badass though

Yeah, dude, you don't fuck with bodyguards. Here's an interesting note, the character Greg, who's the bald guy that came back on the show, he changed his name. In the show. He's now Gary, so he has had an identity change to, I guess he's like in hiding. I like that they gave a, they threw a shot

at bald dudes who moved to Thailand. Oh yeah, what'd they call them? As like losers at home or something? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Dude, you just go there and- Losers back home.

Losers back home, yeah. Bald losers back home. Sick. I mean, I don't think moving to Thailand just because you're bald is like necessary, but it sounds actually sick. Oh no, I live in Thailand now. Maybe Belinda's character exposes Gary as being,

because they're gonna recognize each other. Yeah. Well, that's a good call. Yeah. So Belinda is opening up. She's finally doing the wellness thing. That she's wanted to do? Yeah.

You know, Belinda. Cause that was her story arc. Yeah. Belinda might need to get away from the White Lotus franchise. Yeah, yeah. She's put her through some shit, man. Yeah.

It's destroying her. Yeah. Yeah. She needs to evacuate. And her son like the monkey theory. Her son at the beginning. Who's doing the meditation? That was her son. Zion. What is how dialed was that instructor when the gun shots are going off and she's meditating didn't faze her. Yeah She harnessed her chi. I was a good opening scene It was was there any was there any reason for the monkey theory or someone just say like I bet one of the monkeys got A machine gun. I don't really recall. Okay Okay

We know there are guns at the resort. They've made that clear with the bodyguards. So now you just got to figure out like who's who's who's popping them things. Right. This is good. We talked Drake real quick. Anytime someone's got a bad throw, you know, we need to talk about it Is this is there any possibility that this this video is staged? I think there's a good possibility Okay a video came out from Sydney, Australia where someone put a drone in front of Drake's porch and He's gambling and drinking something that looks like it might be a version of a salty dog.

What's on that lappy? Apparently it's gambling. Cause I was gonna say something else. Yeah, I could see how you could think that's a for you page. Yeah. I don't have much experience, but. Huh, it looks like a bunch of like apps, like maybe it's a bunch of like casino games. I Maybe it's a bunch of like casino. I think it's watching games. Yeah. Yeah, this is like, okay, Randy keep press play on the video

I missed this HD drone Yeah, this looks That's not real. Right? How would they know exactly where he is? Unless you were staying in there. You can find that part out. Yeah. It's too this is too perfect. His his reaction doesn't seem genuine. Right. But if he orchestrated this, why would you orchestrate it in a way that makes it look like you can't throw? And did it that shoe's not coming back? No, dude. That's well, that's just a bad throw. It's nowhere near it. It's very can you go back

and pause like the second the shoe like leaves his his hand and then just scroll forward a little bit. Oh, there's a hot tub. It looks like it might go hot tub. There we go. Oh, let's see. Yeah, It's a bad throw. He's trying to side arm it and he's just, his release point, everything about his throwing mechanic. This guy's watched too much Mahomes. I mean, but throw it, throw it.

Okay, let's talk about the logistics to throw it a slide. If you throw a slide like a baseball, it's just gonna flutter. And so like, you almost need to do like a spike. It's so hard to throw something that's that lightweight. What about this? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you can look cool throwing a slide though. You're you're suggesting almost like a ninja star throw. Yeah. like a tomahawk. Tomahawk.

That's how you gotta do. Yeah. Yeah. I think you tomahawk it at it. I mean, that's a sick place. Yeah, it's a very nice for him, man. Like being Drake ate that, I know he's getting roasted in front of billions of people, but it's not that bad of a life it seems. This is fake. He kind of like smiles. Question.

If you have this penthouse, this is why I think it's fake. If you have this view in this penthouse, why would you set your lappy up at the table to face inward and not the outward view? Eat, Dave. This is a dude who's, if this is his view every day, it's like nothing to him at this point. Yeah, but even from a laptop glare standpoint, you know?

Exactly. Yeah, he's looking at like the one part that doesn't face up. Like, wait, using a laptop at night? Where is he? Sydney, Australia, playboy. Okay. Down under.

Why is he over there? Vacation? He's getting the fuck away from everybody, dude. Touring, maybe touring. I think he's avoiding the American media. He's got a dude in flare jeans roasting him in the Super Bowl. It's a pretty sick penthouse.

This is not real. If it is, that's fucking some invasive shit. That'd be so pissed. And it's a really nice penthouse, though. It sure is, man. God. Would you rather get, have a drone outside of your window 24 seven

or get beat up once a week? That was such a funny question. Yeah. Yesterday on, on Patreon, we got asked if you'd rather be stalked constantly or get beat up once a week. Neither seem ideal. The answer is definitely get stalked constantly or get beat up once a week? Neither seem ideal. The answer is definitely get stalked. Like he's getting killed for his follow through.

Here's the thing, man. Some people just crumble under the pressure when the camera's on and you know, they can throw really well in real life without any issue. It's like not that big a deal. I have an answer from our property manager. Oh no, oh no. Is it what we want to hear?

We have a new property manager, by the way. That's why the last one didn't get back to us. The parking signage that Sweet Bee installed has been approved by ownership. Really? So can we get approval? That's the obvious follow-up question here. Let's do it. Can we get five, if we're guaranteed five spots, can we get five signs? Can you say, here's the thing though.

Two signs please. Yeah, we know they're not guaranteed just two spots. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Approved by ownership. What the fuck? That's more now, dude.

I'm gonna ask him. We're up, like, we can ask, doesn't mean we have to do it right away. Right. This is a minor setback. I mean, we're not gonna do it right away. We're not gonna do it right away. We're not gonna do it right away. Ownership. What the fuck? That's more now, dude. I'm gonna ask him. We're up, like. Well, we can ask, doesn't mean we have to do it right away.

Right. This is a minor setback for a major comeback though. Wait, hold on. What if they don't approve ours? And it's on site. And we escalate. Okay. Honestly, I think it's pretty just audacious to even just ask for the right especially when they it's clear that no one else has done so in

the whole parking lot the businesses that have been here longer than them I They alphaed us. Man. The Aussies have just never been more missed. Yeah. That's probably why Drake's there, just to go hang out with them. They're there right now. I get it. They're in Australia? Yeah.

Damn. I think there's a world where Aussies can fly directly into the sun because they're so wild, but like, I kind of want to ride it for a little bit. They're wild down there, dude. They all have mullets. Drake's over there. In Wu Li.

Getting spied on. I'm thinking about running back to mullet. No, I don't even say that. Thinking about it. I pretty much did it for the dead in coast sphere run last time. Should I just run it back for the spring, mullet boy spring?

We do know that they had a drone next door for a while. Who? The losses that used to work next to us. I don't care if they drone. Do you think that was them? They can fucking spy on us, I don't care. You think it was them? Maybe.

I feel like Australia has very strict drone laws too. How strict are drone laws? Like if I have my drone up in Austin, do I need to have like a permit based on size and stuff? I think there's a height limit. I don't, I can't answer these questions. But like who's gonna go like, who's gonna enforce that if I have my drone in the sky?

The FAA? They're gonna worry about little old me? Who's gonna enforce that if I have my drone in the sky? Daff AA? They're gonna worry about little old me? Yeah, maybe. Like if you were to like hit a helicopter with a drone, be big trouble. There's a world where I got super into drone photography in Northern Michigan and tried to do that for a living instead of moving down here.

Like if someone just gave me a dope ass drone, I probably would have been like, oh shit, I could turn a business into that. You should just do like a next time you go up there, like take two days and just get a bunch of really good shots. I'm not that into drones, man. One of my buddies back home when like drones were just like, so I become a thing. He had a good one and just sold his services to retail, like not retail, real estate people. Yeah.

Cause it's just a great shot. Oh yeah. You don't, you can't get the best drone stuff from nor Michigan's from a Graham real estate. What was the thing you sent me? The guy who finds dogs, dude, that guy rules. You see this Dylan? Uh-uh.

This dude had like this, this really good technology for finding something. I don't even remember what he was. He has like heat. Uh what's it called? Infrared. Yeah, like he can like you can it's you can see heat. Heat signatures on the ground from his drone. And so he's retired from his old job that he used this equipment for and now all he does is use it to find dogs that get lost. Really? Yeah. yeah that's sick he found one in the snow yeah doing okay yeah that's awesome yeah I was like what a what a G good for him all right fuck it I got the stuff

I'm gonna find dogs noble venture man sure is man I like this guy bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening I like to turn off bro there's's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun. Let's go.

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Yeah, I need some other shorts. Their workout shorts are very lit, it would appear. You don't know how bad I need these five inchers dude. Like they used to call me Mr.. Five inch. Why is that? Yeah, why is that? I was wondering too Like I need some of these though, dude, yeah, let's keep that size guide Hit me with some M's dog Yeah, same

Same. All right. I'm not trying to show thigh. I'll put the request in. They got it all right now, dude. Like, I mean, when we first started working with Roebuck, it was like so many polos, so many whatever. Like you can literally just drip out yourself every day in this stuff. OK, I'm looking at this shit. I'm just shopping right now. We got it. We got it.

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uh uh. Just chill man. It's gonna be chillin'. You should do some online gambling. With the Paloma, whatever that is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got really nuts and I'm really excited for it. What's the weather doing, by the way? Oh, it's gonna be very cold. Really?

Yeah. Burr! We don't really have to get in. Drip those faucets, boys. Until Monday. Wow, it's gonna be really cold, you're right. So I'll probably won't be spending a ton of time outside unfortunately, but I will be just chilling.

If y'all wanna step out, you know, you got my number. I'll make sure my phone's all charged up and near me and ready to go. Okay, so I get a little ring-a-ding. Didn't you say last night that we could call you Daniel Goon this weekend? I don't remember saying that, no. Do not remember that. Okay.

Yeah, I got nothing. I get Parks back Sunday. He's got baseball practice. And that'd be cool. Little spring training action. Yeah, he's getting geared up or he's getting ready for the season. Oh, that's Pitchers and Catchers report. They already did. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's it, man. Pretty lame, but one that I'm. Yeah. That's it, man. Pretty pretty lame but uh one that I'm excited for. You know what? I give that weekend three big goons. Goon. Goon.

Goon. I'm okay with that. Yeah. I'm okay with that right now. Yikes. I might get tired of it at some point but I'm okay with that. It's our producer. What's that boy getting into? Man. Wow. Interestingly enough, I almost made a segment out of this, but apparently it's perfectly reasonable for there

to be a Galentine's Day gathering a week after. It's crazy. That's crazy work, bro. In the February 20s? What? Wait, later. Yes, February 20s? Yeah. What? Wait, later. Yeah. So I'll be home with Da Boys.

Who's having Galentine's Day parties in scary hours? I don't know. That's a great question. It's demon time at this point. Straight up. It's like having a Friendsgiving in like December. Sure. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't go that far, dude. That's crazy. So I'll be, you know, Friday night, I'm kind of on duty there, on dad duty, which is fine. You know, hang out. Maybe I'll get the boys down. Maybe I'll make a steak. See what I said? Maybe I'll make a bomb ass dinner.

Maybe. That's my MO. And Saturday, you know, I'm pretty wide open. I'm wide open as well. Hopefully my phone works as well. William. I actually have a few things planned this weekend. I'm starting my weekend Thursday night.

Little puck? Got some, no. I've had this dinner on the books since before I was aware of USA hockey. I don't know. I think me and the guy that I'm going to dinner with from the other couple, I think he and I might need to have a phone set up

on the table. Yeah. That was perfectly reasonable. I would give a fuck. Getting some sushi. Ever since Dylan puts the word sushi on his Instagram story, I think about it every time I think about sushi. We eat the sushi.

It was being delivered to our table via robot and I said, here comes the sushi. I like here comes the sushi. We eat the sushi. It was being delivered to our table via robot. And I said, here comes the sushi. I like here comes the sushi. Could we make a here comes the sushi shirt? Maybe. And so yeah, I'll be eating that sushi. It's gonna be an absolute blizzard of Nagiri in there, dude. Can't wait.

Maybe I'll have a glass of sake. Maybe two. Oh. Okay, maybe two. Friday, I'm doing absolutely nothing and I can't wait so we won't see you Friday well I'm I'm I'm also on dad duty Friday night solo star Friday if you're gonna be coming off of Sake bomb Thursday oh my morning's gonna be a tough no no I'm gonna be fine I'm not I'm not gonna over intoxicate. Okay.

So I'm just going to be chilling. Honestly, Dave, I think I might play the Zocart. Hungry. Just saying. I haven't played it yet this week. From where? Might be time. You know, I don't know.

I don't know. My buddy sent me a new pizza place the other day that I don't want to talk about it right now. I want to give it my proper review. I'll forward it to you guys as well. But he did note that they look like very good pizzas in Austin, Texas. And it was some place I'd never heard of before. So I'll let you know. And then Saturday, we're celebrating our anniversary. Five years of wedded bliss. Congratulations, man. It's actually on Sunday. It's our anniversary. but we're going out to dinner on Saturday for it.

Nothing crazy, just a little couple action. I'm gonna wake up at 6.30 AM on a Sunday morning, watch that Manchester United Everton game, call it a day, big weekend. Relegation watch. Big weekend, stop, dude, stop. Every kiss begins with K. What do you guys, like, can you guys grasp relegation?

Yeah. As people who don't really like watch soccer. Absolutely. I don't know exactly how it works. Of course. Yeah. It's one of my favorite things about what they're doing. Something I'm tossing and turning over is like, I hate the ownership of Manchester United. You know, like classic fan hates ownership. Blames them for all the problems. Couldn't be me. But like, if your team literally gets relegated because the ownership sucks so bad, like, is that grounds for just breaking up?

Oh man, he's already floating it. He's floating it. Oh no. You're talking to two Cowboys fans, you know. Should I just go Austin FC for life? No. No, don't do that. Why dude? I have the MLS package on Apple TV Plus. Because it's tier four professional size. It's actually pretty accurate. Messy. Yeah, I think he refused to play in the cold weather. That's so soft. How cold was it? Like negative 14. Okay.

Yeah, it was really cold. That's cold, cold though. Yeah, it was cold. I think it was last night or tonight, it's soon. I don't know. It's at my last, like I'm not. All right, I mean he's older. This is like the third,

I think this is his third season in Miami and it's like the third season that Miami's not coming to Austin for a gate. Disrespectful. Just give us messy. We're a fun city. Be like you'd like it here. Oh, you fit right in. He's got thigh tats and **** Yeah, that's a good point. Drink some yerba mate. Does he? Yeah, dude. Good for him. So is Dave. Me too. Yeah, Dave. We need to. So does Dave. Me too.

Yeah, Dave. We need to get you one of those cups. I'm so messy. I'm going through my messy era. Oh my God. My life is so messy right now. I just need like a Galentine's Day dinner Friday, a week later.

God. Dude, that, yeah. I almost want to say that unless Valentine's Day is on Friday, that you can't even throw a Galentine's Day party after. To be fair, there was a legit reason for this. I just don't remember what I was told. Because I'm on, I was probably looking at Twitter. I'm telling you, dude, we need to come up with a club.

We need to come up with some sort of reason to get together because That's how you get shit done. These days. The reason is a male friendship is dying. I explained that to my wife every night She puts her head on the pillow and I say male friendship is dying at an alarming rate And then when it when it tries to come back to life And something happens then like three days later, that event that occurred is totally lost upon one of the participants, to the point to where they don't even bring it up and recap it. I gotta get over that.

It's kind of crazy. Just forgot to mention it. I pitched to my buddy doing a record club where we essentially just exchange the same record back and forth, but we do it at a bar once a month and have beers. It's like when Beavis and Butt-Head did the candy sale for their school and they just kept one guy, Beavis gave a dollar to Butt-Head for a candy bar. Then he just did give it back to him a dollar for a candy bar and they just went through all the candy.

It's just like that. So beers. It's just like that. It's just like that. Like beers. It's just like that. It's just like that. Like they're playing mahjong and stuff. They're reading books. We're not getting together for any other reason, but golf. That's fair.

And Dylan doesn't play golf. I had to talk with Ryan about golf yesterday. Yeah, how'd that go? He's trying to get me back in the mix. Oh wow. I don't know, it's been really straightforward without having you. Jeez.

Really does make it. That friendship sucks. It's just bullshit. As long as I don't have to ride in the car. God. That's so mean. I don't know, it's been really easy to book tea times lately without having to account

for an extra person. Yeah. Well, Kline took that L. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, intern Kline's trying to come to town, play a little that L. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, intern Kline's trying to come to town, play a little golf with the boys and unfortunately, the boys aren't gonna be here.

Don't worry, you weren't on the text. Yeah, you got omitted. Damn. It's keep a handicap, Alvis. Well, that's why it's easy, because he texted me, Dave, and Ryan, so like, it's a foursome right there. Yeah. Done. I'm never gonna keep a handicap. Like, I might play golf. No, you and Ryan. So like it's a foursome right there. Yeah. Done.

I'm never gonna keep a handicap. Like I might play golf. No, you have to. Dylan, my life has been so much better in terms of golf when it comes to keep, like ever since I started keeping a handicap. Why? Because it makes it more tangible to me. That's how you gamble.

It makes it easier to gamble. It's just nice knowing, oh, I'm playing good golf right now. I'm playing bad golf right now. I know you can know just based on the day, but like, it's somewhat encouraging to be like, all right, I had a bad round, my handicap stayed the same. I can move on. It's not the end all be all. It's not indicative of everybody's game.

Like, I mean, you may have a guy who's an accountant who's actually playing really, really well and has been for a long time, but it's mysteriously later 13th. Yeah. It's crazy. That sounds a little fishy. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty wild That hypothetical that David just said be like that Okay, but yeah if you want to get back into it man, you know You're gonna have to find three dudes that you're gonna play with

Don't worry, don't it's so mean. I think I'm out on golf too. That's so mean. What you said. Well, I'm just kidding, dude. I'm not. All right, guys. Bye. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!