Circling Back - Micah is Red Hot | Circling Back 12-9-25

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

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All Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. All right, we're back, circling back podcast Tuesday morning. A little crispy at times outside. You know what? It was in the 30s. this morning. Right now it's Chris. Windshields were a little frosty. Right now is like the deaf and niche.

It gets a little too warm, but we won't get into that. I think we've already know where everyone stands on the matter. My name is Dave. What, Randy? Go ahead, dude. This is my intro. Hi, Dave. I guess I had something else prepared, but I would like to get an update on that poll.

I don't think everyone is on Twitter. That's our fans. I would think they would like to hear how that poll ended. They have a right to know. Dylan, do you have the results? Well, you save it for your intro. Okay, then for my intro, how about this? I'm steaming. I'm steaming a little bit, Dave.

You know, I don't follow sports. You know I'm not really big in the NBA. But you know my favorite thing is happening right now. You just didn't even tell me that the in-season tournament's going on? That's true. You didn't even tell me that? Yeah. I had to find out from a commercial.

Brought to you by Emirates. What the hell? Yeah, sorry. I thought maybe, I thought maybe you might know since it's your favorite thing. I did it. It's quarterfinals, apparently. Yeah, well, it is going on. Maybe you can, why don't you cover it going forward?

Sure. There's a lot of money on the prize or on the line and also some pride on the line. Well, happy to be here. You're going to be producing. You're going to be providing anecdotes. And you're going to be making sure our guest is in the best position possible to podcast at a high level. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Of course. We'll get to him in a minute. Dylan Shivry. Winning the Krispy poll with a commanding 56.3% is 46 to 55 degrees. Second place at 26.9% is 36 to 45 degrees. And then the other people think we're just fucking around because no one thinks 35 and below or warmer than 55 is crispy. Soft. I think it's actually just a indicator of an empire and decline.

Whatever. It's completely subjective. I made votes on that, John. 435 votes so that's a pretty good pretty good data point there okay Nate Silver last night I watched the um the season four episode of Stranger Things where we're not doing a recap where L is just absolutely

bullied into oblivion at the roller rink rink and I'm just thinking that's a sad episode I'm just thinking like no one is this mean no one is this awful to their their peers That's what people should have done to you after you did your little dance. I mean, holy shit. Like, giving her, like, making fun of her

in the hallways is one thing, you know? But that was just all, and no one stepped up and be like, hey, y'all got to cut this shit out. Dude, Mike had a fucking song. It's unrealistic. Yeah. Yeah, what, Mike, go out there, dog.

That was, like, one of my least favorite parts of season four. I'm like, you guys have faced down, like, monsters and, like, demigorgans and stuff. You're not just going to go punch this guy in the face? Like, come on, Mike. Mike's a pussy, dude. Well, doesn't she end up getting her revents?

avenge with a skate to the face or something? Dude. Like, she went a little far. She did? She snapped and went way too far and just ruined that young lady's face. She was crazy for that. Yeah, just a big gash right between her eyes, man. Anyway.

Thank you for that season four Stranger Things recap. I will continue. The most billing thing ever. I will continue to provide commentary of season four. And then I guess maybe even season five of Stranger Things as I watch. Lovely. Hey, before we get to our guest, I just want to remind everybody.

It's ladies week. It's ladies week. L-A-D-Y-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N. No. It's their week. No, no, no, no. It's her week. Why not?

We had a whole discussion about Tyler Tony's Christmas party in the apostrophe. We did. Which is in the wrong place. It was their party, he was his party, though. So why was it not possessive? Because it's plural possessive. Why can't it, why can't you have a plurality of possession? It said the Tony's.

He and his wife are in the picture. The Tony's party. It's T-O-N-E-Y-S-A-Postrophy. I'm just trying to make a good-faith argument for my guy, Tyler. He's my golfing buddy. Maybe it was just his party. Maybe he was the only one throwing it. The Tony?

Yeah. He's just like... The Tony? Because it said the Tonys. Oh, okay. If it said Tyler Tonys, then yeah. Then yes. Yeah.

But nah. We're going to record exactly five minutes this afternoon. That'll drop late afternoon, early evening. And then tomorrow evening. or no, excuse me, tomorrow afternoon we'll record listener voicemails. All ladies, 888, 618-48-48-44-22. So if you're a lady and you just want to talk, you get a direct line to this guy,

a guy who was dubbed recently the most handsome man on the planet. Hottest man, different things. Hottest man on the planet. Dylan Shivry, he's going to run the show. And ladies, it's your week. We want to hear from you. Okay. How about this?

Why did you pass me the baton for this one? You just a little uncomfortable talking to the ladies or what? No. It's not cold call, so I'm not really talking to them. I just thought it would be a nice change of pace. Okay. That's like to mix it up end of the year. And I don't know. I thought we might get more buzz from the ladies. They're like, oh, well, don't. They're going to like put on their makeup a little bit. They know they're talking to you. To make a phone call. Yeah. You know, they're going to clear the, you know, they're going to sit, have good posture and they're going to call daily. Yeah. So I don't know. I just thought it would be a nice mix up. But hey, let's interesting. introduce our guest. We need a name for our guest line. The, um, oh, let me, let me, let's, let's think on it. Let me simmer on it. Ladies and gentlemen, uh, looking extremely, uh, Midwest, Big Ten, tailgate compliant. It's a good friend, former producer, Michael Weiner. Hello, David. Hello, Michael. I love you, man. I miss you.

I miss you, too. It's always great when, I don't watch Stranger Things, but if Dylan, the expert on bullying, thinks that somebody's gone too far, this must be very severe. Hold on, I don't know, I don't know if we can call me the expert on bullying. There is no one in my life. I would go to to ask a question about bullying before I went to you. Methodologies. You're a known bullying expert.

No, that's not true, man. I, okay, I did, like I dabbled in like some light bullying on occasion in high school, and I felt really bad about it, but nothing, nothing like I'm talking about with this show. Didn't you rip a kid's pocket tee off? I did, I did. But it was, to be fair, we were, it was during a baseball class, and we were in the weight room, and it was like it was undershirt. Okay.

Not, you know, I'm not excusing my behavior. It's kind of funny, though. Yeah. Hey, so, and I've got a bone to pick with producer Randy. Randy is steaming? That's the name of the bit, or what's going on here? Yeah, that was just my, that was just my intro that, like, I would just having some fun with Dave. We like to have fun here sometimes, Micah.

Yeah, I guess I wasn't in on that. What are you talking about, dude? It was because I said that you didn't tell me about the in-season NBA Cup that's coming on. Okay. Now, that's not the point, Randy. When did you start steaming? Was it before or after I texted the group today and said, I'm Bernie. Oh, I think you're trying to undercut my...

I think that's a bit undercut. I was steaming yesterday. As soon as I saw the commercial yesterday, I'm like, I'm going to put that in my intro. Try to take his legs out from under. You act like I look at the too much dip group chat. You guys are talking about sports. People have been waiting for this rivalry to emerge. This is producer on producer crime right here.

Yeah, this is kind of like we're waiting on chat and Wimby to have a little, you know, but this is this is big now I got nothing I got nothing but love for Randy but thank you I don't like that you're steaming before I'm burning just a small steam

I've actually been steaming a lot on my new sinus inhaler for Vix it's kind of nice has a little Vix pot in there things out this yeah well that's see that's a little that's more of like keep it to yourself

well I'm just saying if you guys never need to get one just go get one it really clears out the science is a nice treatment If you ever need to get one, just go get one. Go get one. That's all you got to do.

Is this another side deal for you? No, I wish. Let me make note here. Yeah, if you ever need to get one, get one. Put it on a shirt. Okay, before we find out what everybody's steaming on, burning on, I'm more interested in the burn, really. But I'm more interested in Stone Creek coffee. Oh, yeah.

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before we jump into it, how are things? How's everything at home? Things are great, Dave. Christmas card was an absolute banger. I'm glad everyone enjoyed it. Shouts to our photographer. Chris and Hafner and

shouts to the fam for almost smiling in all the photos so you know it's good it's been a great year brought a new child into the world and uh love a good Christmas card it's nice shout to my wife for getting it out early

shout out to boo-boo no doubt and uh and shouts to that booming loud yeah yes you know it dude Dude. You need to come by the office. We've got some extra bags here, dude.

You need to come by and grab some. God, I'd heard booming loud in a minute. I would love to, you know, I would love that. Did you see an Instagram story I posted yesterday? Dylan's rocking the bubble butt baddies tea? It's a classic. It is a classic. All-timer.

Shouts to our friend Cole Campbell, the phenom. The leg. He's the phenom. All right, Micah. So you're red hot, man. You're red hot. You let us know in the group chat earlier. You're burning.

You're upset. Mike is six pack. Stuff's got you upset. So let's just hear it. No, I'm not really upset. I have a take that the world needs to hear. And I don't have any other way to reach the world other than through you guys. So I appreciate you offering this platform to me.

Let's talk about bowl season, shall we? Yes. It's stupid. and that's that's sort of the gist of things I think that people you know it's easy to pile on Notre Dame for opting out of a bowl game and call them cowards or whatever and you know I think that's kind of fun I like to pile on people that sounds you know I like to bully a little bit take a page out of Dylan's book okay sometimes bullying is fun um but I think we're missing the bigger picture here. Bull season,

the college football world, is just fundamentally broken. And we need to talk about this. Okay. Okay. What about bull season is a joke to you? Well, I didn't say it's a joke. It's just, it's,

here's the thing. And we'll start with Notre Dame. Let's say you have 85 scholarship players. Let's say 10 of them are going to opt out of the game anyway to give a pro because it's a meaningless exhibition. And let's say 20 of them, are going to go in the portal and don't care about playing in the game anyway.

So that leaves you with 55 dudes on your team that probably want to play in a bowl game. So your statement that the team decided we don't want to play seems ridiculous to me. Agreed. You know, there's 55 dudes that would like to play that want to have their rudy moment, put on that gold helmet and, you know, go out there and play someone. You get guys who got very little playing time throughout the season. and suddenly some upperclassmen are either going pro or opting out or some guys are transferring, like you said.

It gives those guys a chance to play a football game on TV and get some game tape out there. Maybe they want to transfer at some point, get some game tape out there. And for that reason, I love the bowl games. Great point. And I thought this when Kansas State, I think Kansas State was the first team this season to opt out. I want to know what the vote was.

Right. I would love for them to release that. Because you know a lot of there are a lot of unhappy kids in that locker room. You get, if I'm not mistaken, when you go to a bowl, you get a lot of kick-ass stuff. You get a serious swag bag back. You also get you get many more practices too. Yes, 15. 15 practices, which is obviously an ample time for the young guys.

to develop more and get more reps in and that's always hugely beneficial to those guys also a great point but i'm thinking about like the ipod the swag the swag is usually pretty dope i'm so glad you mentioned the swag bag because this is truly the reason i'm calling uh you guys we all know people that played college football and you know let's we have to rewind at at least five years, okay, pre-NIL. Dudes, I know dudes that still travel with their like 2008 Texas Bowl, like, bag. And, you know, they're probably not using the iPad they got in 2007, but they might be using their headphones. You get the beats by Dre.

It used to be a thing where each of these schools would post a video of like the players like opening their swag bag and like going crazy and high five. And we got Beathes by Dre, whoa. Hey, dudes, people, everyone listening, ladies too, every player on these teams is making six figures. They don't care about $300 worth of electronics. So the ball experience is totally meaningless. Hold on.

To say they're all making six figures is totally not true. A lot of the kids don't get paid anything, NIL. Also, free shit is awesome. I don't care how rich you are. Free stuff rules, man. Dylan, it's not that big a deal. I don't think, like, the idea of like, oh, we're going to go to the cotton bowl and we get to, I know the cotton bowl is an elite ball, but whatever.

We get to go play in the gator bowl, and we get to be part of the steak eating contest the night before, and we get a bag full free stuff. None of that matters if you're getting paid. No, no. None of it. No. They're not all getting paid. Yeah.

And with Dylan here. Think about that scene in Breaking Bay where the waitress gives Walter White a free breakfast because his birthday. It doesn't matter how rich you are. I never watched Breaking Bad. That's quite a pool there. There's nothing. Can't be free.

Free stuff is awesome, first of all. Yeah. But dude, like your starters, your starters are getting paid. And some of them not that much, by the way. But your starters are getting paid. But if you're third on the debt chart, you're not getting any N IL money. Absolutely not. We're not talking about Texas State here, Dylan.

All right, dude. We're talking about the big boys. The schools that are offing out. The schools that don't care. These dudes are all getting paid. Everybody's getting paid. You think a three-star linebacker that's third on the debt chart at Ohio State is getting NIL money? You're wrong.

He got NIO money to go to Ohio State, even if he's not playing. Oh, no, no. You're wrong. But that's okay. Yes. Okay. Well, I think Dylan's missing the larger point. There's no such thing as a free lunch. That's true. It's tinstaffle. What part of that don't you understand? It is, in fact, as Dave mentioned, it is a football game. But there is no, there is no reason that anyone would be excited to go to a bowl game in 2025. And we just have to divorce ourselves from the pre-2020 world. That's my point here. You're missing the point. No one cares.

about these bowl games. The schools don't make money on them. They, they're all, it's all a griff. The, the tickets are overpriced and pre-sold. And yet you watch the games on TV and half the stadiums are empty all the time. But if your school goes to a bowl game and you try and go through your university to go get the tickets, they're still priced at full value, which is outrageous. The whole bowl system is, is whack. It's a TV show. It's, it's whack. I just said it's whack and I mean that. And, uh, I'm upset about it. I'm burning on it, and nobody seems to realize it, and I don't like it at all. You know who likes bowl season in the meaningless bowls is gambling culture and the gambling sites of our day?

Because you don't think people are going to be out there dropping a little coin on T-State Rice, a little Armed Forces Bowl, January 2nd. I might be there. I might be there at Amman Carter. Shout out to the frogs. Because that's a big deal I mean that's that's pretty much what this is now Nobody really cares that much about the matchups They're not they're typically not memorable

It's just more of an opportunity to go pound the over Is that what you're calling it these days Dave Pounding the over A night in Fort Worth for Dave Just out there pounding the over huh I don't know I may dabble You're gonna roll into Billy Bobbs and pound the over You may see me a Cadillacs

twirling your girl around not flipping her twirling her well tremendous and I just I hate it that's all I'm going to say I don't like it

give me another week of games play these games this week I don't need the bowl games I don't need it and it hurts me because I like going to bowl games I've been to several bowl games I've been to the Independence Ball

I've been to the Texas Bowl I've been to meaningless I've been to the New Orleans RL Carriers Bowl I've been to They're fun to go to. I like meaningless games. We all like more games.

Just play more games. Texas, Michigan and Orlando doesn't interest you? Not really. What if we see some like videos of them like riding roller coasters at Disney World? Yeah, Mickey Mouse, dude. Arch and Mickey Mouse, you know what's happening. Oh, man. I can't wait for that one minute video package of the teams out the night before

and kind of look into each other. And they sort of hint that there's animosity, even though we know that there isn't at the at the fancy dinner the night before that both schools get to go to while these dudes are thinking I just made a million dollars this year why do I care why do I want to sit and have this this hotel dinner with these bozos they're bozos you mean their teammates hey Randy brought up a good point those is a great word Michael Randy you're my one of you guys referenced a steak eating contest what if we get an Amarillo bowl oh yeah big Texan you got to go you

eat the 72-ounce steak. You send, like, your big dogs up there and see who can take down all 72-ounce is the fastest. There's good content. There are, like, three guys on a roster that make a million plus. Okay. Well, why do you want to fight me on everything, Bill? I'm just adding a little... Have I done something to you?

I'm just adding a little context to the conversation. He's trying to do our show, and we're having fun, and you're just... I told you I'm burning, and you're just picking on me, and I don't appreciate it. Mike, I'm sorry. Okay, keep burning, bud. I'll shut up. I'll shut up. No, you know, I don't want you to shut up.

I just don't need you to pick fights with me. Okay, I'm sorry. Pick your spots. I'm bullying you. I have to go for this at home. I'm bullying you. That's the joke about my life. Yeah, my, my life.

Yeah, my nature is, my bullying nature is rearing its ugly head right now. I'm sorry. There you go again. All right, what else am I burning on? I think that's pretty much it. I just, you know, I'm talking about tacos. Yeah, tacos are expensive. man I wanted to bring things full circle about four months ago I got a vasectomy as you guys recall

as I called into this program live from the table shout to Dr. Trotter do you miss them shout to Dr. Trotter I I didn't lose anything I just there was a there was a I have a clamp inside of my my area I'm pretty sure Randy doesn't understand a little confused Pretty sure they cut your balls off. Micah, that's how I've understood it. Mike, feel free to pass on this question,

but have you gotten the test to figure it to make sure everything's working as it should? Yes. Things are, it was a successful operation. There's a jorke and test. Yeah, you got to clear the plumbing

for a while, I hear. Yeah, it's a jorca-palooza. Right. Anyway, that's not why I'm calling. So, but four months ago, I got that done, and I had my four-month follow-up exam yesterday. Everything's going

great. Shouts to the whole team at Midtown Urology. But it's right across the street from the Taco Shack, or the Taco Shack on the Mar. And I was like, you know what? I'm a little hungry. Let me go get an egg taco or two. You know, live a little bit. I'm out in the big city.

I'm out, you know, away from my home base of the drip. You know, Taco Shack, not the greatest tacos, but decent and cheap. In my mind, that's what I thought. Good tortillas, I think just fine two tacos yesterday do you guys want to guess how much they were these are breakfast tacos yes a carne gisada and amygis taco okay I guess nine dollars total and let me

also say we'll call this the el mica if anybody's opening a Mexican restaurant wants to have a menu item it's amegas ad bacon the el mica oh the el mica oh the el mica okay damn no one's doing $9 would $9 would yeah there's there's it wasn't more than $9 I'm going to say I'm I must say $12.50 breakfast tacos are cheaper than regular like lunch tacos typically it was like 11 in some change I think it was 1160 I didn't get a drink what are we doing tariffs hmm have you considered maybe switching to Taco Bell because I get you a lot of money that money gets you a lot of stuff I get you burrito a couple tacos maybe some yeah thanks Randy nach fries dude It's Breckflation is what's going on.

Is that what it is? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Brecflation is an outrage. Yeah. I mean, it is what I'm not mad at the Taco Shack people. I'm not mad at anyone, really.

It's just, I just wanted to say this. Breakfast tacos should, I don't like the world that we're living in. That's all I'm going to say. Breakfast tacos at five bucks a pop plus for just pretty straight ahead tacos seems. outrageous. That's high. Micah, is Taco Shack the one that has the drive-thru, the two-way drive-thru? Yeah, there's a weird, the drive-through is a strange situation over there. So that's the location, I believe, I was previously burning on, maybe about a year ago. You might remember this, where I went through, and they flipped over the thing. So the, the window

was a little bit high. So the guy took my card. did the tap, handed it back to me, then put the thing up, but didn't flip it all the way so I could see it. And he's almost like, he's like, yeah, I just press the button. And I looked and it was automatically on 25% tip. Automatic. Like that had been, that was like their default was 25%. And I was like, not so fast, my friend. Maybe that's what happened to Micah. He thought that was a base price, but they added 25%. I hate to say this. Well, maybe that's what happened. But I received no iPad. I just handed the card.

She didn't hand me a receipt. She swiped it and she handed it right back to me. I didn't have the option to tip or perhaps. So I thought maybe there was a tip of blood. Maybe this is the issue. I don't know. Anyway, I just, I want to go back to a world where you can get a breakfast taco. You can get two breakfast tacos for, you know, six or seven bucks.

six seven those are those are good times those are good times yes um you what about you have a christmas take also you want to oh yeah christmas time you know what are you guys listening to around the house christmas music wise yeah we started christmas music at the crib not yet actually we haven't we haven't done that i've been doing this new deaf tones album which is surprisingly good. A lot of evolution from their early new metal days into what they are now, which is I'd say a little bit more of a progressive rock band. Okay. I'm going to listen to a lot more info wars around the house, Michael. Okay. All right. Well, that's good. No, no. No, we do. We do a lot of on our way out to Vista brewing, Micah. It's about a 28-minute drive from our home. We did nothing

but the classics and we got no complaints from the oldest boy um he liked it actually you know just your jingle bells things of that nature um all of the uh the holly jollies yeah well i'm i'm personally over the classics um i don't like what's what's the songs that have become the classics i've got xm in the car not a flex but um there's you know five different uh christmas stations and I don't like them. And can we talk about the worst Christmas song? Is it Wings? What's that?

Is it McCartney? Yes. Have I, I've probably burned on this before. Like simply having a wonderful Christmas time? You don't like that song? I love that song. That is a terrible.

Oh, no, that's a great song. It's a great song. Terrible song. Damn. Now, I wouldn't even, like, look, it's a song made in the 80s, so the production is kind of dated and weird. I won't even pick on that.

it's a it's a period piece the next time you guys listen to this song and everyone listening to this podcast and listening to my voice give it a listen you'll hear it in somewhere it's not a real song there's no like verse chorus bridge there's not a song construction the greatest one of the greatest songwriters of our time or of any time paul mccartney laid an absolute egg on this there's no structure there's no it's a terrible song it does there's not in a rhyme it stinks. I disagree. And if you give it an honest listen, you will agree with me. Randy is just, he's acting like Dylan. I'm not trolling. It makes me, it makes me want to skip through the snow. Stop trying to fight Mike. It makes me want to twirl around a lamppost. It's a great song.

That's not the point. That is the point is the point is the song is terrible. I don't care how it makes you feel, Randy. Give it an objective listen. Okay. And then the last thing I'll say is welcome to Micah's Music minute where last year i went for about 45 minutes and everybody hated it um on the show so i'm not going to do that i would just recommend uh the christmas album from nora jones uh give it a listen put it on just just play the whole album alexa play what's it called uh people are going to let's play the christmas album by nora jones well if no one has ever approached alexa with less confidence. I don't know if you get, it's called I Dream of Christmas by Nora Jones. That's the album. Okay, I'll give it a spin. Put it on and let it play. It's playing right now in the background.

Well, I hope, I hope the people that are listening to on their Alexis, uh, didn't just turn off our podcast to start listening to that album. But yes, I just actually asked for the Kenny Chesney album, Christmas album. They just released on vinyl. Wow. How about that? What is it wrong with you? What? Michael, we know. You don't, you don't have to say, man, we know. I wasn't, you know, I'll be honest with you guys. I'm not even really sure I was burning before, but I'm burning now. You said you were red

hot earlier. Yeah, you said an emoji. Red hot emoji. It was a devil face. It was the flame emoji. Well, this has been fun. I'll let you guys go. It's always great catching up and shouts to all the backers. Hey, there I am.

Are you guys, do you guys have the washed Christmas party? on the calendar yet? Can I catch a day of invite like I normally do after somebody else cancels and you've got an extra seat at the table? We haven't planned anything yet. I know Brett was throwing around Carve as he

does. As he always does. That makes sense for somebody living out in DP. Yeah? We'll let you know, Micah. If we get some on the books, you'll be invited. I'm telling you right now, you'll be invited. DP? It's DS. You're a D-head. Shut up.

Sky. fucking hey dude Michael what a tree well Michael where can we find you I mean there's I don't know man find me on LinkedIn at Michael Weiner

and you know producer Micah on Twitter I haven't tweeted in 2025 so probably not much reason to go there Micah I guess at Michael Weiner on Instagram's fine Did your dad really Come join my network on LinkedIn

Hey did your dad ever bring up how I mispronounce your last name when I saw him the day at the uh at your uh st patrick's day party he did not okay good i felt really i think when you're your steve's age and you're you know in your 70s and uh your last name is whiner you you let the the mispronunciations just roll off your back right right when i said it i was i just felt like the biggest idiot and i didn't want to go correct correct myself because i just wanted i just wanted to evade the scene and get out of it how's that boy doing Steve is quite well.

He's coming to New York with us, actually. And this is exciting. My parents are coming to New York. I believe it's Steve's first trip to New York since the 80s. And I say this because he tells the same stories about being on the subway from the 80s every year that nobody wants to hear anymore. So we're going to try and have a pleasant Christmas season in Manhattan with Steve and Suzanne. well happy holidays to the winers happy holidays yes happy holidays happy holidays happy holidays thank you randy that was good i'm smiling until next time bye bye bye bye

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I guess I can fill it in with the segment that I wasn't even going to put on here, but since we need it, this is go ahead and put this on the right. funny. I've got an announcement. As of last night, Dave is back in on baked potatoes. Holy. No one had that. I got a text. Dylan, just let me have the floor. Just for... I was going to say, I just missed the announcement where you were out on them again. I never announced it. I quietly, I quiet quit baked potatoes. Okay. Got the text yesterday from my wife. Who? My wife Borat, ever seen it?

Yeah. Good program. She was like, hey, I want steaks tonight. I was like, whoa. Got that steak text. You're like, hey, you're in town, honey. I'm not cooking steaks. You might need to watch your red meat intake, big dog.

You're eating lots of steaks. You're going to get the gout. You go over that gout? You're trying to chase it down? So I don't ever, I'm going to, I know this is going to be obnoxious. I don't weigh myself a lot. I weigh myself maybe, I definitely want to go to the doctor. They weigh me.

But at home, we have a scale. I step on it five times a year. I just don't really track it. I stepped on the scale yesterday. Big boy season? This is the most I've weighed in a long time. What are you clocking in at right now? Straight out of bed, right to the scale.

155. Why do we lose weight when we sleep? Your body's still burning cows? You're not really, I don't know. Good question. I don't know. I tried to answer it. I don't fucking know.

You're not putting anything in your body. Well, you might be. But like water, foods. Yeah. There's probably a very simple explanation for it. I'd always think about it. Do you ever, you have to, the stuff you get at Spencer's, you got to remember to take that out for your step on the scale.

Edel beads and butt plugs. That's not what I was talking about. Come on, Dan. Glow in the dark stuff. What are you doing? That's not what I was talking about. I was to my other stuff. But yeah, so back in on baked potatoes,

did steak and baked potatoes last night. Wow. Do you dress it up? You ready for this? Butter. Whoa. Cheese. Okay.

Sour cream. Uh-huh. That's it. No bacon crumbles? No. I don't need that. Doug, we're baking sweet potatoes twice. week. I love sweet potatoes. How do you prepare them? All right. Here we go. You cut it in half

long ways. All right. You poke the other side with a fork. You got to let it breathe a little bit. Put a little oil on the flat side and you put that side down on a pan line with foil, bake it. And it's crisp it up. The oil makes it crisp up a little bit. It's so good. This is how I do it. A little butter, a little salt, little pepper. I hit it with, I cut it up in cubes. I peel it first, cut it up in some cubes, toss it with some, some oil, and then salt, pepper, ground cinnamon. It's nice.

I like the cinnamon play on the sweet potato. Yeah. Bake it up. So my washed weekly last week, I contemplated doing a bolognese, and I said it kind of has eluded me. I've never done one that I, like, felt great about. I did a different version. wasn't even a bolognaise. I did a meat sauce, though, and hit it with some cinnamon and just a hint of nutmeg. Apparently, it's a Greek thing. And I used a little cracked red pepper, a little crushed red pepper at the end. And for me, the juxtaposition.

Oh. Of the subtle cinnamon with the hot spiciness of the red pepper is what did it for me. Because there's like two kind of opposing things, but like, who next to each other? In your mouth at the same time. And yeah, they're probably arguing a little bit. They're probably pushing each other. But at the end of the day, they're there to serve one purpose and that's to tantalize my taste buds. flavor ever heard of it dylan you you kind of have the vibe of a guy who doesn't go to

flavor town very often i would say that's false have you ever been to a diner drive-in or dive i don't think so i've been to all three of those yeah oh sure you ever been to a waffle house yes i have i'm trying to think oh you've been kicked out of a wall crack peppered what do they call that shit uh i never been kicked out i did i did get in a fist fight at one once though with the staff i know will and dave have been to diners there's been documented on the food network how about you i don't know yeah that's great meat love um was this your sunday gravy no not really um this was just like well i want to cook something and uh this is what we got so let's let's throw it together and i'm all i'm on this leftover play where i'm just really

trying to, man, I've been doing Jersey mics a lot. And I'm just like, I, Jersey Mike's Taco Deli, they're fine. They're not special, especially the latter. But at the end of the day, I'm like, I don't want to be spending, like Mike I said, Taco Flation's crazy. I'm probably going to $16 lunch. I need leftovers. I'm trying to do, I'm trying to eat leftovers at least. I'm sure for three days a week, two days for sure. You know me. I'm bringing my lunch in the office boy, but I'm probably getting Jersey mics today because instead of uh instead of making my lunch last night when I got high I was gonna make my lunch but then I got high damn yeah but I did get to watch my uh my sand art table for the first time a high and it was fucking sick really it was it was

awesome that's about it somebody's real quiet during the getting high segment hmm it's because he doesn't even burn I tried to do. I'll be lost diet, but I really enjoyed it. I did. It's great. It's great.

Sleep like a baby. You have a problem with that? No, that's fine. If you want to put that in your body, that's fine. Yeah, I do.

You want this? You want to take this home? You want to eat this cereal? Is that Dan Patrick? I'm doing Dan Patrick. Tossing out fucking... Did you ever see... We just had Mike on?

Did you see that, like, during all that, probably other people didn't see it, but like hometown hero took all the stuff that was on the table and made it a bundle and sold it as the Dan Patrick package. It was really good.

That's really good. Just threw it at a press... By the way, to all the stooleys that aren't entrenched in Texas politics, not that Dan Patrick. It's a different Dan Patrick. Yeah, this one's more insufferable.

I really wish he had a different name. I don't like that he shares a name with one of the... I'm not going to say media, Mount Rushmore, but like a media stalwart. Absolutely. Right? Yeah.

And a guy who's in a lot of Adam Sandler movies weirdly. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Fair. You know what I'm in? Let's hear it. I'm in Fair Harbor all the effing time. Yes, you are.

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and make sure to use our code circling back 20 so they know we sent you. Well, God, Michael would have been good for this segment too. Glenn Beck, no longer with the Blaze,

no longer with Fox News. He hasn't been on Fox News in like 20 years. But he's taking it upon himself to build, um, if you had access to like building AI, leveraging AI tools, what would you build? Like, what would you do? If you could bring back a historical figure, who would you bring back with AI? Ooh, uh, maybe Jesus Christ. Uh, feels a little blasphemous, but yeah, sure. Maybe. Did you see Rogan said that Jesus may return as AI? Yeah. Do you ever

thought about that? What does he mean by that? Well, he was born to a virgin mother. And you can't, you can't, you can't fuck a computer. Dave, it's not, Dave, I don't know about that, but it's not clock into him. I'm sure there's going to be fuckable computers soon enough. Yeah, you're going to be the one to know. No offense. I'm sure there's some VR hangouts that you could probably find. Yeah. Yeah. They got those robots that are fuckable now. You keep by sending me those fucking Sibian videos. That's too far.

It's just, don't. You shouldn't know what that is. It's pretty much what it is. That's not a thing you should know about. Anyway, so Dylan's bringing back J.C. I'm bringing back, um, honest Abe? No, I think I'm going to bring back, uh,

Alexander the Great. I just want to talk about the printing press. It's one of the most important inventions. That's what you would bring, that's what you would want to talk about. I'll be on my gooting shit. You know, I know some people like, I know the big fat is to be gutton free, but I think we need more gutton. Don't. Yeah.

Okay. Just a small one. God, I love water. It's important to drink a lot of it. Uh, Randy, who you bring him back? oh um i don't know like dick cheney okay he was just here he's dead i know he's been dead for some for some days now i know like in that historical context he was just here yeah mom been working on my dick cheney anyway we've got a i george washington

wearing a black t-shirt randy roll that beautiful bean footage Oh, God. And stop acting like you don't know that reference. I didn't originally, but now I do. All right. George, we have programmed a lot of information and given you a lot of information on what's going on in today's America. Based on your writings and the writings of the rest of the founders, what is it that you feel is the biggest problem or where we should start to fix things? If I may, speak plainly.

My countryman, the danger, the greatest danger to our republic, lies not in foreign arms or political faction, but in the decay... May I just interrupt you for a second. Could you just dumb it down just a little bit? Okay. I do have 29 points, and they're all referenced to exactly what we said in the past. For this, just speak in today's language. Okay, okay. I get it.

What the fuck is going on? Let me speak to Americans. If I'm honest, America's biggest problem is in political or economic. It's all moral. You've drifted from the virtues that make liberty possible in the first place. Go ahead, Dylan. Dispute that. To be free.

You have to have discipline. You have to have faith. You have to have character. And if you don't have any of those things, laws, laws can't stop anything. And they mean little. How's the border? It turns either weak or oppressive. you have grown skeptical of truth

you're reckless with debt you're comfortable blaming instead of building anything and in my time we understood that self-governance begins with self-control pause it do you even

I just think they should have kept him in his historically accurate garb I can't deal with cool George Washington and a cool black tea I like this better I just I don't like him like I don't like George Rock. Okay, first of all, if they're going to put him in the cool black tea,

he doesn't need to have the, the hair of the, of his day. You wanted him a more modern? Yeah, no, first of all, like the old, the silver wig style. Like, all they had to do is run some clippers over that, the sides, and it would look fine. He might look a little too mobstery. Give him a little fade. That's a handsome older man right there.

He was a man of, of size in the day. Is this cringe? for you because this is kind of cringe i know i think it's actually um important so it's a founding father how'd you go ahead tell us why george washington is cringe don't hold on uh texas tech fans dylan's going to tell us why george washington is cringe no no no that's not what i'm saying is he missing a finger on his left hand yeah he lost it at no i don't i don't think so that old bunker hill or it's a i dude we're we're we're getting there yeah yeah i know You got to look at the hands.

This is just cringe, man. Why? You never wanted to pod with the founding father? I don't know. I can't articulate it. It's because you don't like the message. You don't like self-discipline. Is that what's up with that?

What's going on? Are you anti-American? What's going on here, bud? Is he been facts? It sounds like an opinion. Yeah. It sounds like they brought them on for some. Fair.

Fair point. Was George, do you think Glenn woke up and, like, looked at his phone and got a text from Gdub, the original Gdub, and said, hey, can I hop on today? I'm burning. I'm red hot. I got, you know what, I'm coming in hot today. So he's like, all right, dude, let's do the pod. He comes in. They do their six-pack. So they programmed him, he said, with all the historical information that he's missed since his passing, I think is what he was saying to set this whole interview up. to see how some of that stuff was entered, but yeah. Yeah, I question, I questioned the, yeah, the tone or the, yeah, or what, what was included, all that stuff. I wonder what George thinks about bowl season. That's what I really want to know.

Micah came out of the gate and said, bowl season is stupid. He did. Yeah. I like how George, when prompted to, dumped it down a little bit. We weren't ready for his, like, hoity-to-to-dy. By the way, when he started... When he started speaking, it didn't sound like he was speaking, like, too intelligently for us to understand. I understood it.

Yeah, it was pretty basic stuff. I mean, everybody knows, I'm like, I'm very intellectual. But I understood it fine. You are. I didn't think we needed to jump to dumb it down. When Glenn said, talking today's speak, I thought he was going to get real Gen Z with it. Yeah. I kind of was hoping.

Oh, me too. All right, Unk. Let me tell you about this. Yeah. G-dub clearly has been hitting the weights And I'm not capping He's in great shape

Do you think he's capping? I don't know if he's capping I don't know This is just weird I've never I've never capped it in my life He chopped down a cherry tree famously

You ever think about that? Not really Don't think about it too much Oh why is that too cringe The stories of our founding No, that, no, that part's not cringe. I would say skip this and just watch the Kim Burns dock. I mean, it's just, it's way sicker and like you don't have to deal with fucking

somewhat in good shape George Washington. Like I get like, you know, the thing was they would probably go, he was probably never a man who was overweight, you know, they would be, he would be out there and going battle to battle, forts, things like that. Chopping cherry trees and stuff. Chopping cherry trees. I don't know. I just feel like they didn't make him so tone.

You either, if you're going to do, if you're going to do AI George, and your plan is like, let's make him like kind of hot. Why not go all in? Let's give him like the traps that just like go all the way up to his ears. Let's make him like yoked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's a founding father. Like, why isn't he in like a black turtleneck?

That's the founder, you know, outfits. What's going on here? That's sort of the theory news. I started the country. Oh, hey, what's going on? Yeah, I think we've lost our way morally. So he basically is just calling us all immoral scumbags. Yeah, pretty much, man.

Yeah, there's probably something to that. I don't know. I just don't think I needed this. He would hate this podcast. He wouldn't listen, no. He, like, have a friend who was, like, into it. And I'm like, I'll give it a shot. And he gave it.

Thomas Jefferson would be listening and say, George, check out this podcast. cast his loading phase yeah which which man of that day would listen to the pod like who is like the guy that go ahead no benny franks no no i think thomas johns benny franks i think tom jay would i don't know man benny franks there's a good argument for that yeah i just can't really make it right now but i think you're right he's out there flying kites and you know storms and shit what if they stood up from the table and like they forgot to program pants you want to see his ass naked

you want to see us print don't you I want to see what the Glenn Beck shows I like what they thought George Washington was packing you know it's like super over the top like you know like in the in the room in the conference room they're like they got like this far

and then like it got quiet and like all right well anything else and like everybody kind of started to slam like slam their laptop shut like shuffle their papers people that got up and was like wait let's just get him a hog Dave what about the hog I mean you've seen the Washington monument haven't you that's the power I hold I don't I'm not a I'm no history buff I just don't think that was modeled after his unit well I don't know yeah i don't think it was that would be funny if you found out years later it was it was oddly oddly

sharp oddly obelous shape it just didn't make a lot of sense back in the day but you know somebody the meeting was like needs to be more muscular can i say something you're on a podcast gotta give him a hog got to give him a hog and they're like do is that really necessary like he's just doing a podcast like yeah but how long to this, is this just a two-minute clip or is just an extended interview? He's going to be doing more, I believe. I believe he may, like, they may just tap him in

and do a six-pack. Okay. George is a hot dog, a sandwich? Let me speak as you speak. Let me talk like you modern day dumb-ass Americans. Do, what if they threw an upside-down Washington, D.C. cap on him?

Like a fit of it. That would have been upside down Mount Vernon hat yeah that'd be sick it is funny because you made the joke about them having to talk about like the hog but they did probably have to have a conversation of what he's going to be wearing like what do we put him in to make him look modern we want him to be hot but not so hot that it distracts from the message hair yeah there's a real conversation about hair like we can't put him we can't give him a comb over you know somebody argued for a frat swoop there's probably somebody in there that you

used to listen to this show. I was like, we got to go Bamabangs. We got to go Bamabangs, right? And so, like, no, we don't have to. We really don't. They gave him to Edgar. They're not going to give them an Edgar.

Dude, there's so many Edgars that work at Matzo Rancho right now. It's really funny. Everyone at the front who, like, walks you to your table, it's just like seven Edgars, and it's, it's awesome. I mean, they've probably gotten such a fight. They're like, you know what? you know what we're not going to change the hair yeah you know what we're not you know what like they had to leave one identifiable thing because like the face doesn't really look like the dollar

i mean it is the hair is the most like identified the hair is it's it's a hair plan yeah yeah yeah you had to keep the hair somewhat true to history do you think like at any point they're like what if glen walks over and just gives them like a gentle kiss on the forehead yeah I'll be prepared for that would that break the internet is you just interviewing an empty chair for this is so funny it's probably just like a laptop it's Clint Eastwood at the RNC this is great topical uh I'm I weirdly would want to would want to watch an extended version where you they cover like numerous things well that's the thing they gave them a hog okay you're still stuck on the hog well everybody's wondering yeah

you're curious i mean what i want to know if if if dub was hung yeah no no no i mean about the message like i but again it's all like it's it's how do we am i going to show this to my kid one day and be like this is what george washington the founding father thinks like question the sourcing yeah it's like wait a minute this is a i so like uh we don't know what if he what if he had like a hilarious voice how do you know it. How do you feed AI just all the historical information? Like, how do you do

it? It's like an online encyclopedia of information. I think you just got a copy and paste that shit from Wikipedia. Yeah, they just watched the Ken Burns doc. That was it. You got to slip a little Ken Burns in there. AI's nuts, man. You know they gave them big old nuts.

It's by a new segment called AI's nuts. You know George Washington did not have a vasectomy. No. There is a no way. It's crazy that's only been around very just a handful of years, too, you know? I'm like, where it's going to go. AI?

Yeah, dude. Think about that is-ish. Of course, Elon thinks that AI is going to be so advanced that we're all going to be wealthy and no one's going to have to work at some point. Man, if we're all wealthy, is anyone wealthy? No. I've been told there's a bubble.

You want me to elaborate that? I can't. Yeah. It's going to pop. I mean, we haven't even talked about these robots that are out there now. He's like home. home body robots some of them that are going to be controlled by humans that can be home body

what do you mean like there there was one that's on pre-order right now i think for like 20 grand that's like a in-home robot that'll like help you do chores and all that stuff and i think it could be remoted in by like an actual human and stuff it's it's interesting this was like we can't handle that is it is it look like a human yeah is it hot no that's the client yeah everybody's everyone's wondering if you can have sex with it i think yeah yeah well i mean Dave was earlier. I've never had sex with the robot. It's very much just like a plastic, you know.

Beep-bop, boot. Yeah. Dave's dancing. It does Dylan on roller skates. God. And you're just standing there with your girlfriend? Like, I wish I always saw it making me live that moment every time you bring it up. It's just for some reason I just.

Dude, it was so bad. I like to, in my defense, I was in fifth grade, maybe six. Fine. You're, maybe sixth. Well, I just wasn't good to talk to jealous about it. I wasn't good at talking to chicks. I'm still not. And so I just, like, I just needed to get out of it.

We need you to be. You're about to host Ladies Week. Well, I won't have to interact with them. I just, they just leave voicemails. Yeah. I don't know. Do you don't want to do it? We can make Randy do it.

No, I'll do it. I'll do. I just thought maybe the ladies would be like, oh, let's mix it up. Dillie dog. Talk to the D-Man, the original. Hi, Dylan. Hey, boys. Missy Dave is what they're going to be saying.

Yeah, because I'm like, I'm still here. I'm just chilling, though. I'm gonna be sprawled out on that couch. Oh, they will be here. You're your favorite. We know. Even though he took a huge, huge L yesterday with his L take. Damn.

I didn't get as much blowback on that as I thought I was going to. That's all right, man. You've had some takes that were spot on over the years. I think. Bake potatoes. Big potatoes. People are like, that's a great point. Did bake a sweet potato for a player one time?

We do, we mix them in. It's just they get sweet potatoes in my, in my opinion, they get, they get a little, you have to, you can't do them consistently. You have to mix in the regular, because they just, they get old a little bit. You do them for like months at a time. You're like, man, I'm not really feeling a sweet potato today. Daddy, they'll eat some. And they don't fill me up quite as much.

I need those heavier starches, higher glycemic index. Whatever, dude. That's how you get, that's how you get up to. That's how you walk around at 158. That's how you walk around at that. You got to eat those big starches. It's balking season. I'm put it on low weight too.

It's balking season. I'm like 1951 right now. I think my weight is good, but I don't know. I don't measure any of that shit. You know the thing they have a lifetime where you grip the handles? It's not accurate. How is that even? It's not accurate.

What is that about? What time it told me I was 8.2% body fat and that's just not accurate. It constantly only tells me I'm 30% body fat. Even when like I had like no body fat in teenage. 30%? It was weird. I'm like, 30%.

Yeah, that's morbid. I see people doing it, and I did it early on, and I'm like, how does that thing even work? How do you know? No idea.

You know Gdub's like 9% right there. He's sick. Do you think he's wearing jeans? Yeah. He's got Fair Harbors on. He's definitely wearing jeans. He's got some Fair Harbors on and some Nike Monarchs. I think he might sneaky be doing it tucked in tea.

I think he might have that thing tucked in. He's not talked to. He's just straight up dad mode. This is cool George. This isn't Dad George. You think? Yeah. His kids, nobody told him like, Dad, you got to ditch the whatever you call that.

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No controversy, and it was fine. The only thing I know about the follow-up, like, the actual event is a video that someone posted, and they're like, there's just a few people there. Yeah. What do you got, Randy? I mean, there's a confirmed French Montana, and like, there's not, there's not many people. A lot of people just kind of, it looks like a high school party. A couple hundred people, maybe? Maybe, if that, like, I don't know, terrible camera work here, too.

but yeah I guess French Montana and Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda was there maybe I don't know I didn't know that I would that has my interest Bobby Shmurda dude I love Shmurda Jared if you're in the show whoever was talking about this last week I would like to know you probably know better than us about all the because they said they were doing pay-per-view you ever see the video of Bobby Shmurda in the conference room like basically pitching himself to an agency. I have seen that. So funny. They're all just like, what the fuck's going on? He's just

rapping on a table. Probably a bunch of old white people. Can we in lieu of the Phoenix Fest, can we, can you pull up the Zach Brown at the sphere graphics? Because I'm, I am not a Zach Brown connoisseur. I'm very, I'm familiar with this music. I don't really care about it. I don't think he's terrible, but I don't, like, his music isn't my, my style. Yeah, there's Bobby Schumerer. That's not Bobby Shmur. That's what they're saying. That's Shmurda, dude. Is that Shmurda? Absolutely. I don't know if he performed, but I guess he was there. That's my dog, dude. Okay. I guess it is.

So, Zach Brown doing shows at the sphere. I'm honestly surprised you're, you didn't go to that, Randy. You seem like a Zach Brown guy. I am, but I'm way more. The Venn diagram with Kenny Chesney and Zach Brown seems. It's pretty much a full circle. Yeah. It's a, but I mean, I am, but I'm just not a huge, huge, uh, huge Zach Brown. Brown fan. Like, I wouldn't want to, if there was a concert in town, yeah, I'd maybe go to it, but I'm not going to the sphere. You're familiar with his style. He's a big, yeah, don't love it. I could see you being into it. Not my favorite musician by a long shot. Well, he's, the sphere

obviously, like, is known for, like, what's the graphics package going to look like? I genuinely can't imagine pulling up, maybe even bring my kid to a Zach Brown show at the sphere. And he starts hitness with this. It's like a skeleton. You're entering, just go to hell with Zach Brown. What's the song he's even playing? That's cool.

That's my question. Does Zach Brown have a song that requires these type graphics? I mean, it's genuinely looks like you just, you just like woke up in hell. That's awesome. I mean, it's sick graphics, but. You took a nice five milligram,

nothing too crazy, actually a low dose. And you're like, I'm going to go, vibe. Zach Brown. He's going to talk about putting my toes in the sand, things of that nature. Oh my God, I'm in hell. What? What? I'm actually here to go to the beach, not hell. I need to go to a show there. Oh, cool. He's got a crown of thorns. What? Does he? Yeah, he like, hey. Oh, okay. Don't get us kicked off YouTube. We don't need to, we can keep playing the graphics, though. because it gets honestly it gets way

way more intense you even get to see what looks like the Prince of Darkness's palace you ever wonder what Satan's palace looks like I'm trying to see what son this is nope I haven't what do you think about all day

I don't think about I don't think about hell I'll tell you that lucky you look at this dude what the hell what the hell What the hellie? I mean, it is sick, but like, this is something

The graphics are sick. Like Black Sabbath or something to be doing, you know? Yeah, for sure. A heavy metal band. Oh, Sharon is no more graphics. He's passed away. He can still do it. Yeah, you can still do it.

He lives on through our impression. He'd appreciate it. Oh, Randy, I don't enjoy our producing as much. Oh, okay. I love the show and I love you guys, but oh, Sharon. What does that top comment mean? I weren't y'all about Kendra Scott. I think that's his ex-wife.

They were married? No, they're dating now. That's ex-wife. Kelly Yazdi, but I think he, yeah. They're together now, huh? Kelly who? Kelly Yazdi? Kendra Scott's house in Terrytown is sick.

She's got a big piece of land. I mean, this is sick graphics, but like, yeah. Maybe it's a song about heaven and hell. I can't find exactly what song it is, but, I mean. This is some god of war. is. You understand that reference? I do. Dylan doesn't. Nah. Crados. What are you doing your free time? Yeah.

This guy's not playing God of War. Talk to chicks. You said you're not good. You said you're better. Talk to chicks and work out. Ladies, 8886-18-18-48-4-22. I can't wait to hear from you. Can't wait, yeah. It's Ladies Week, baby. You know what? And if you're nervous about calling in, just remember, Dillie Dog's got your back. I don't know what that means But yeah, I do We'll take care of you

Don't worry And this would mean Dylan has your phone number I'm spoken for it is you know I'm just saying Come on man Dylan you're not you're not You're not afraid to do a couple Prank calls every now and then

I'll prank you Uh hello Let me know if you want to be pranked I'll prank you Dude let's bring back pranks Pranks are sick dude Remember crankyakers? Oh yeah

You're a jerky boys I think my favorite Crank Yakers one was when the guy kept on calling the hardware hardware store asking about the cock you have any black cock you have white cock if you would like that one is the black cock bigger than the white cock little subtle it was really good he's like yeah well we just had mic on and didn't even get a put a girl on i know i didn't put a girl on in honor of micah anyway if you're going to the sphere you see zach brown you might go to hell so hey i mean don't do too many don't that would

that would really ruin a mushroom trip allegedly i don't know dylan you're the fucking drug you're a drug guy yeah you're you're druggy guy oh i'm wearing all my denim today man i do drugs you look like a drug dealer and say by the bell i got my rmb on dog the jeans rmb too yeah full damn what you know about that i mean i don't i did not get the jacket the jacket looks good thank you fun show they should have fucking put George Washington in Wreck and bone. Yeah. What if they just put them...

What if they put them in like extremely like gaudy streetwear? Like what NFT Nix wearing? They should have dripped them out. Should have put him in a cowboy hat. Felt season. What if he just kept calling a Glenn Beck slime? Let me put it like this, twin. Really, I believe someone in the chat said that the song's name is heavy as the head.

So, which of course, you know, heavy as... the head that where's the crown yeah so i guess that's talking of george washington well he was they were that was the original no king's protest man he didn't wear a crown he wore a hat upon his cool hair think about that what if he wore the little newsboys cap that's what i'm talking about He rode into town If you're loyal to the crown, get on, see? Yeah, they should have made a talk like 1930s gangsters Glenn, let me tell you, we got a real problem with morality

We've got to clean these streets Yeah, we got to secure the border Yeah, toots. Yeah, touch. American people lost their way, see? Yeah. Michael loves Sambozo. It's great.

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