Circling Back - Montana Dave & Weird Sleeping Habits

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

Dave returned from Montana with a real air about him — dude definitely wears Chacos. We discuss Bennifer possibly meeting Vegas Bartender at their wedding over the weekend, David Crosby dunking on one of his fans, Zuck going wakesurfing, and a discussion surrounding one of Will's sleeping habits that through Dillon off. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:30) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (36:41) Do Not Paint David Crosby (43:20) Bennifer x Vegas Bartender Collab (51:39) Zuckerberg Goes Wakesurfing (1:00:05) Will’s Sleeping Boxers Support This Episode’s Sponsors PolicyGenius: www.policygenius.com Chime: www.chime.com/steam Athletic Greens: www.athleticgreens.com/circling (FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast coming to you live. My name is Will DeFries. Oh, did I mention? It's presented by Busy Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C from Superfruit Acerola. Again, my name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Big Montana. Rough. Yeah, we're back in town.

Time to get adjusted. Hey, I've got an important announcement. You working the door at the Dick's Saloon? Dylan, I've got a very important announcement and I really wish you wouldn't step all over my intro because people need to know this. 261 days until the Masters. How many days until college football, though?

Not soon enough, dude. I can tell you this right now. Actually, not that many. Right? Two months? Less than that? Less than that? Hey, however long it is, can't get here soon enough.

You're telling me brother hey man happy to be here it's good to have you here i was worried we were going to lose you to montana well i you know what if i buy a stroke of good fortune i become very very wealthy you might yeah that's that's understandable at least during the summers i. I'm prone to trip envy. It happens. People go to dope places and I'm at home like, man, I wish I was there. I got it big time watching your shit, Dave. I felt bad doing this in retrospect, but I texted Will. We were texting about something else and I had just gotten there.

I'd been there for like an hour and I was like, dude, you've got to come here. It's so sick. No, you shouldn't feel worried about that. And also, had you been in, I don't know golf trip in like colorado or something i might have been a little annoyed but like i've been to montana i get it dude i want to share those vibes if he was playing golf in colorado he would have invited us you know dave would definitely would have invited us yeah i would have invited my good friend and uh co-host dylan shivery ladies and just 20 handicap he would have won i would have i would have invited you guys with plenty of time to actually make plans and get the dress too dylan how's it going

today hey i noticed you have a significant amount of creamer in your coffee so damn sipping on that paulo well i think what happens is that the lights that we hung up they're in a different angle it hits the cup at a different it's all like i don't know how to explain are you still drinking that trash creamer that we have it makes it look like it's it's actually i bought oat milk no one's talking about my snack run last week but why'd you say on the run down i went across the street and i got some some new creamer the stuff that they sold i got the good stuff a couple weeks ago hey got the good stuff i'm gonna try it you follow me d Dylan bought the all-time worst creamer I've ever had. It was an experimental purchase. It sucked.

And we all agreed it was bad. Okay. It sucked. It's very rare that we all three are out on something like that. It tasted like dirt. Right. Because we know what dirt tastes like. Go out in your backyard, pick up a little handful of dirt,

drop it in your coffee, in your bing bong, and that's what this creamer tastes like. You know Colt McCoy wasn't born in Texas. He was born in New Mexico, but his daddy sprinkled a little Texas dirt under his crib. I heard about that, yeah. I heard he was born in the slop. He was.

He's born in the slop. Loves the slop. I just mean born in slop. Everyone's kind of born in some kind of slop. know what i mean like i mean it's kind of sloppy babies do come out fairly messy yeah with the fluids and whatnot you know what they used in uh movies i don't know if they still do this because i know that technology has advanced you know what they used to use in movies to simulate the uh slop that baby on him. Don't call it slop. It's slop air.

Jello? Yogurt. That's revolting. Yogurt. Why is Adam nodding? How do you know that? You're telling me that it doesn't sound

kind of nice to be covered in yogurt? No. Although, don't tell my son that because if you give him the spoon, he will just yogurt all over his face.

He's like, dude, that's sticky. That's gross. For more DadPod, tune in tomorrow on Patreon. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast, where we'll be answering all your dad questions and maybe even talking about some other topics. I just can't get past. So you brought out that fun fact.

And then Adam's like nodding like he was like aware of this. How are you aware of it? Sorry, I know I'm putting you on the spot. It's kind of like a film school thing where it's like when in commercials. Okay. In commercials, when they're like doing ice cream or something like that, they use like potatoes

or like mashed potatoes as a way to like get it so that the texture doesn't like change. So it's kind of like that with the yogurt and the baby. This guy knows all the tricks. I forgot. Also, when you take, when they do, they photograph pancakes, they'll do like a little spacer between each pancake,

like little piece of cardboard. Yeah, I've buzz i've seen the buzzfeed reel too dylan there it is wow they're really doing some good journalism no i'm kidding so they don't cut up every individual bite and then and then put it on camera is bae the only one who does that yeah oh. Oh, here's the... Okay, so I've actually been thinking about this a lot. And I don't really know... Okay, so does she individually put syrup on each of the bites? Or does she just dress the entire thing in syrup and then call it a day? No, I think what you're doing is you're combining two conversations we had. Okay.

I told you about her, the way she butters bread. She butters each bite at a time She'll tear off a piece butter it eat it tear off a piece butter. It is not efficient, but isn't the book unless I'm mistaken Cleaner it's a neater way of eating unless I'm mistaken. Isn't that the proper way to do it is the proper? There you go. Yeah, you know I have to bite into the bite into a piece of bread that's butter You're gonna get butter over your lips. Oh, you're talking about you're talking about bread i'm sorry i was thinking she's doing that pancakes i was just thinking like that pancakes she'll just cut it up into i don't know 15 different bites and then she will pour syrup over the whole thing before she starts to consume okay so she doesn't individually put syrup on

every bite that would be a lot of syrup and i feel like you wouldn't have married her if she was consuming that much sugar that early in the morning. She's a perfect 10, but she puts syrup on one bite at a time. She has reckless sugar eating habits. One bite at a time. We were texting Brittany and I about that, and she was just like, the juxtaposition between the butter and the sweet of the syrup. She was saying that?

Yeah, and I was like, you get it. Huh. Yeah. It was really funny. Inside joke, I guess. Oh, okay. That's cool. Did y'all not talk about that no that's weird it is weird to have a conversation with one of my good friends but not with me that's it's cool you don't want her you don't want your wife to be friends with no i do your friends i think it's great no but there's something about man in her life once everyone's

married once everyone's married there's no more texting people individually. When everyone gets married, then you start having to text people. So if I have a question for Alyssa, I'm probably going to do it on a text message with me, Dave, Alyssa, and Sally. Because if I'm just directly texting her. It's not necessary. No, but it's what everyone does. It's what everyone does. Yeah, but because I know, but here's why I do that.

Because I know there's a good chance she's in the room with you. So if I text her individually, which I have done normally about like a health question, a medical issue, then I know she's going to bring it up to Will and he's going to maybe have a take on it. So like, why not just do it to the group? Well, yeah. I mean, what could be nefarious about the text? Like, hey, Sally, you look really good at dinner the other night.

What could it be? Well, I don't know. Like me and Alyssa. Hey, why don't you calm down, buddy? Me texting Alyssa is a little different than Dave texting his little whiskey girl, if I'm being honest. That's a good point. That does change things a little bit. That's fair.

Are you zipping on that whiskey yet? I am in one group text. I'm in one single group text that Alyssa's in that Dave is not in. Oh. I am in one group text. I'm in one single group text that Alyssa's in that Dave is not in. That's bull. Oh. It's just me, Sally, and Alyssa, and we just talk about royal family shit. That's bullshit. I'm not in that.

Do you want in? No. We can get you in. I don't. I would at least like the invite, like a golf trip to Colorado. I would have no interest in that. That I can decline lightly. In that conversation.

Or maybe go. No, I'm just kidding. No, that's good. That's a good take um hold on if you decline a trip and you don't want to go on the trip does that mean you can climb the trip and go on the trip man he's not gonna be happy with us you guys oh we joke because we love yeah hopefully he knows that yeah if i didn't if i didn't love intern klein i wouldn't i wouldn't give intern klein all the stick that he gets i wouldn't take the piss out of him that's love island for you so i bought some cold brew for the office speaking of my snack run that y'all

were talking about last week chill out um i had to alert everyone and i felt i felt like i was almost mansplaining but But you know me. That's when a man explains something. And I am a man. I'm almost 38. And I had to say, hey, guys, it's birthday week. I didn't want to say anything. I don't want to make it about me.

But yeah, it is my birthday week. Like, hey, this is concentrate. So you've got to mix it with a little water or a little milk. Just not to be consumed. You don't want to pour like 12 ounces of this. Because there's no telling what it will do to your insides yeah one time i actually drank the entire bottle and i'll tell you this i couldn't stop concentrating different did it work well i guess no i actually had too much coffee this morning and my brain's

doing that thing where it's just firing on too many cylinders i'm gonna mute you on instagram real quick i got too optimized yeah i i went into my sally ordered some new nespresso pods uh and one of them was essentially the melotio but turbo edition and i tried one this morning and it was much stronger than i was anticipating i'm not very good with caffeine these days. Do you remember when Street Fighter 2, they released Street Fighter 2 Turbo? And it was just the same thing, but just faster. It was pretty dope, actually. No, I don't remember.

Actually, I kind of, it does sound familiar. I always liked Street Fighter more than Mortal Kombat. I know. I used to get shit for that, but it's facts. I think it's a better game overall. The only difference was no blood, and that's fine. I didn't need that. Yeah, but did you play Primal Rage?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, Primal Rage was too much. Primal Rage was just phenomenal. It was too much blood. I remember that one. It was kind of sick. Yeah, I remember my boy Keith had it, and I knew that if I was going to Keith's house,

we were going to go sit in the basement, and we were going to play it until his brother told us we weren't allowed to play it anymore. It's kind of a bad boy name. Yeah. His brother sounds like a total dickhead. Yeah, he was, but he was my boy too. One time a kid down the street, his older, older brother, he had like five older brothers. And one of them was in high school.

He found our pogs. He found my pog binder and he went through it and he found I had an eight ball pog. That was his. I didn't know what it was. No, he was just like, whose is this? His name was Michael. He had like a mullet. He was like, whose eight ball is this? He goes i didn't know what it was no he was just like whose is this his name is michael he had like a mullet he's like who's who's eight balls is he goes do you know what this means i was like no looks like an eight ball to me it's like eight he's like this is this means drugs this is a drug reference and he took he took the boner he took are you

kidding dude he finessed you out of that pod dude Was he finessing you or was he actually concerned about the implication there? Joke's on him. I had a ball in my pocket. We did a bunch of blow that night. Really? We didn't sleep. We just played pogs all night. You were just like, I'll show you an eight ball, Michael.

Did he touch your slammers though, dog? Dude, no. No man has ever touched my slammer. You touched a man's slammer. It's over. Nobody touches this. Dude, the slammer. Why were the slammers so-

Those are fighting words. They're like two inches thick. Yeah. because you use them to slam but then you used to call them your slam pieces yeah that was your thing that you often did i had many slam pieces i feel like 80 of the people who own pogs didn't actually play pogs it was more of a bartering situation oh first trading for sure the only reason i collected pokemon cards was so i could try to sell them to the other kids at school and then when they got banned from being sold i stopped caring about pokemon and i'll tell you what i'm just nodding along like yep adam and i are adam and i are on the same wave today pokemon cards are really big right now i know i don't like it parks loves them and all of his friends

have them too they're going sally bought some water bottles the other day for Fritz, as he likes to drink water. And one of them had these little creatures on it that looked like they would be Pokemon adjacent. They're just general monsters, is what it was called. But they look Pokemon-y. And I was like, Sally, can we not use this one for a little bit? I'm trying to really delay the Pokemon. Man.

I just don't care. Look, I'm learning about them. them you know i'm on my blast with shit right now adam knows dylan do you remember your midlife crisis was you getting the pokemon the whatever the game on your phone was that was a crisis there was a week there was a week where dylan was like all right i'm getting into this no that is still not true you definitely had a major trend at the time and we were working at grand x and we were all like learning i was learning about what the kids were getting into so i downloaded i played it for five minutes and i deleted it's like this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen in my life could you see dylan like getting way too into it and like

going down to the green belt to go catch them all and dylan like falls in where if you go save him meeting up in public like unintentionally because because they would follow Pokemon to a certain spot, like a rare one? There's probably some meet-cutes. Hey, there's a Charizard down at the Greenbelt. Hey, Skarsgård's down at the Greenbelt right now. Yeah. He was the Skarsgård. So he just turned into a dork fest down there.

All right, you can't say that. Yeah, dude, what's your problem? Your son is obsessed with these things. Yeah, but he's seven. You can't call him a dork. He's not getting in the car and driving down to the park because there's a char a charmander down there you know what i mean because he's seven a char what is it called charmander dude charmander do you not know char oh my god dude oh you dave exposed himself dylan do you remember that

speaking of pogs do you remember that pog video you sent me? You haven't even heard of Squirtle, I bet. That was part of the video that you sent. Squirtle was tight, yeah. P-A-W-G was weird. Yeah. It wasn't what I was used to. Dude, remember when Dylan walked into the conference room one day? I forgot what that means.

Dude, Dylan – so Dylan walked into the conference room one day and he shut off all the lights. This is at Grand X. And he was like, dude, I have the best idea of all time. We were like, what is it? He was like, I think we should do a slam of the century contest. He was like, we take all the TFM babes of the day and we do

a slam of the century. Then we hire the top one. Oh, did you figure it out? I had to look up POG. I forgot what it meant. Now I know. Can you explain it to the people did you urban dictionary it um sure yeah um it stands for um fat ass white girl of course fat spelled ph yeah pretty hot and tempting uh yeah fat ass white girl yeah can you use it in a sentence that's on there maybe like is there a sentence yeah oh uh sure um man i banged this pog i picked up from the bar last

night her round ass was so nice i didn't last for more than two minutes before i nutted on jesus dude i didn't know where that was going it It's Monday morning. I didn't know where that was going. I'm sorry. Oh my God. I'm just reading for a video. It's Monday morning, Dylan. This is from Urban Dictionary. I didn't make it up. It's early. It sounds like it wasn't a great experience.

Dude, like, I'm still reeling from the bing bong I had this morning, and you're out here just being disgusting. Jeez, man. That's so, that's repulsive. Dude, the Scripps National Spelling Bee people got to rein it in. I don't know if I would have read that entire thing personally. Yeah, I would have maybe holstered like the second clause. Yeah, it came out of nowhere.

Yeah, it sounds like he did. The second clause. Yeah, I know how to diagram sentences. Dylan doesn't know how. Mr. Grammar over here. You can probably cut all the syllables in that sentence like two seconds. Dylan and I spotted a typo on an Instagram. Like immediately, I sentence like two seconds. Dylan and I spotted a typo on an Instagram. Like immediately.

I was like, wait. Even with the correct spelling, a post is kind of mid. Do you think Anne Hathaway is unattractive? Who has that tech? Yeah. I thought you were. I'm the captain of that team. No, I like.

I fell in love with her when I watched that... What's it called show? The WeWork show. When she was just an absolute wild card. Not sure why. Nah, that ain't it. She was really good in The Dark Knight. She's in The Dark Knight, right?

Dark Knight Rises. Dark Knight Rises, dude. Everyone knows that. Much like Gru. Oh, I'm sure she's a nice young lady, though. Who rose better? Gru or the Dark Knight? Who rose better? Is that what you said?

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Oh, yeah. Why'd you put that tweet so far close after? I don't know. Dylan, what'd you do this weekend? I'll get mine out of the way since people want to hear about Dave's shit. I'm sure more than mine. Pretty tame weekend for me, really. Cool.

Played golf Saturday with Will and had a great time. Dave shit, I'm sure, more than mine. Pretty tame weekend for me, really. Cool. Played golf Saturday with Will. And had a great time. A fantastic time. Didn't play great, but I put a few holes together on the back. I felt kind of good about that. And that was pretty much it, man. Went to the lake yesterday for a bit. Talk about your 39 on the back.

Oh, that's good. Mr. 39. Sure, 39 on the back. It is a par 35 on the back, so, that's good. Mr. 39. Sure, 39 on the back. It is a par 35 on the back. So, I mean, it is what it is. Wow, that's fair. Thank you for pointing that out to everybody. Yeah, put a 39 together on the back.

I've been really good around the greens. Good. Really good around the greens. I'm chipping really, really well right now. You know what I told myself before around the other day? Probably saved me five strokes the other day. Because those greens can get pretty fluffy out there. So, You know what I told myself before I ran the other day? Probably saved me five strokes the other day. Because those greens can get pretty fluffy out there. So you know what I told myself?

I'm leaving nothing short. I did leave a few short, but I think it helped me overall. I think I just got to get to the hole and give it a chance. Yeah, sure. You didn't complain nearly enough about the heat. It wasn't so bad compared to the last time we played. It was probably a five degree difference it's a dry heat no it was not a dry heat it's a very wet heat very so best heat very humid

are you more of a wet heat guy or dry heat dry are you kidding yeah no i think that's the right answer i was just curious eating the gaggers this weekend or anything or should we just move on to dave any gaggers this weekend dave how should we just move on today i don't have any gaggers this weekend dave how many gaggers do you eat this dude i had a festival gather gagger how's that this is the best festy gag what kind of uh accoutrements did they have with the festival gag in fact i may have some evidence of said gagger or at least of me about to obtain uh the glizzy was it loaded it was a loaded dog so is it my turn it is your turn i was in montana i went to whitefish i did not fly fish that's the first question most people

have asked oh did you fish like no why didn't you fish dude i offered you my gear zero people on the trip fished so whatever it was with some friends uh kj co-host of too much dip uh friends friends of the show jake and tc check out their pod it's just banter but um went there getting there was tough flew into colorado then flew there cow spell and had an amazing time. It was very cool. I'm trying to think where to even start. Whitewater Rafted, after that got besmirched

on this pod or one of the pods. That was only Brett. I know. I love it. Why did he besmirch it? He just said he wasn't interested

in doing it. That's such a soft take. Brett's also the person that said that when he goes on vacation, he doesn't really care about doing anything other than eating and drinking in other locations that was the opposite of what we did on this trip because we did not we had like we went out for one meal most of the meals were consumed either at like the festival uh which is the under big sky festival or um at the house so we did that we went we did we

floated and rafted the flathead river i think it was um up near glacier park it's actually my favorite type of screwdriver too yeah me too i'm always gonna fight i only float down the philips said river really philips had i feel like they just get slotted too easily. I don't want to strip those things. I want to just get that flathead going and just ratchet that thing in. Okay, fair enough. Got to say, the pressure of being in the front on a raft when you're flirting with some class threes, it's a lot because you've got the guide in the back. By the way way guides are always

the most fun people to talk to guides on trips like that because this dude i mean this guy's like an expert skier he's done ski instructing shout out to tim he's a real outdoorsman you bearded up exactly like you'd think montana guy drives a tacoma yeah probably probably or subaru potential subaru not the wrong with that got a 19 bottle somewhere for sure facts but like so he's back chocos or not he was he was he was chalked up he was chalked up a fucking ride he was back there shot he's shouting like the directions which way to paddle if you can't hear him you're in trouble fuck yeah tim uh a lot of fun thunderstorm blew through right before we got on the water and it was kind of raining and it just kind of made it better because it was kind of scary because

I'm very afraid of lightning as people know but um played golf Saturday uh Whitefish Golf Club Whitefish Lake Golf Club whitefish national really fun really fun course uh rented clubs for the first time ever i was a rental guy what they set you up with dog some pxgs new new cobras didn't really care for them biggest issue was the sand wedge it just felt like a it felt like it had too much of a cavity back type deal and it just i hate that i flubbed some chips and i blame it on that heads man i do too hate them see i also i feel like at this point my swing thoughts are more benefited by the chunky heads i feel like i have because you and i have those pm grind uh callaway wedges that are like dinner

plates and i feel like my swing thoughts over those are like, I'm going to blade this or chunk it. And I feel like having the heavy back, I feel like there's a little cushion there. I prefer the Callaway Jaws wedges to the PMs. You feel me, dog? You know, the director of Jaws was actually fired because he wouldn't stop referring to the,

nevermind, that's a brunch thing. Anyway, Dave, I'm sorry. That's true though, right? I don't know. Yeah, I assume it is. I've never heard the brunch boys lie before. That's true. Go listen to brunch. That day we also went to the festival and I have to say my only other festival experience has been ACL and they are not on the same scale. No Warped Tour? Does that count? Yeah. Okay okay i guess so yeah yeah you're right you're right but

as far as like access to the show and like how much of a beating is getting in and out of there this this thing blows acl out of the water as far as like how fun it was vibey very vibey we are spoiled by acl at this we are but acl is just there's so many like things you got to like worry about and think like oh that's going to be a beating getting out of there whatever and weather-wise it's going to be hot walkable from our new office we could park here it is it is too far for me but um the the lineup at this festival less diverse it's all pretty much all country uh americana types saw shaky graves austin's own uh american aquarium was unfamiliar with their work but very good i thought they put on a good show the highlight though paul cotham

puts on i didn't know what to expect he's the guy that he's classic pops up on Spotify playlist and I like it, but I don't ever go listen to his entire catalog. One of those puts on a live show. Imagine KJ pointed out, imagine Micah with the voice of like Waylon Jennings. Like it does have the voice of Waylon Jennings. There you go. Imagine him fronting a country rock band and just going up

there and just putting on a show i'm into it say no more yeah sounds like dave went to a spooky season festival between paul coffin and shaky graves new hat alert talk about oh fuck yeah we i actually didn't bring this up before the pod because i wanted you to reveal the new hat on the pod this is one of three new hats i acquired. Yeah. That's that boy. I pretty much bought it. You got to cop. Everything in Montana is like relatively affordable. Like even like the merch.

Like I was buying merch at the, at the wrap place for, for Alyssa and I, and getting out of there under $90 was, was phenomenal. But yeah, hats, hats great.

This is the golf club, Whitefish Lake Golf Club. Had to do it. When do we get our gifts? Bill and I. Yeah. But yeah, hat's great. This is the golf club, Whitefish Lake Golf Club. Had to do it. When do we get our gifts? Bill and I. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll send it to you in Slack.

I'm the king of thinking that I'm going to get you guys hats from golf courses I play on vacation and then just being like, eh, not really feeling like doing that right now. Dave brought those little guys back for us. He did. Remember? Yeah, I keep mine actually on my bedside table

and you just haven't brought yours home yet. Mine is on full display for the whole world to see. What do you want? No one can see it. It's too far over right now. I brought Dave some seasoning, remember, once? You did. Well, I got you a shirt that you never wear.

I wear it. No. Well, I haven't worn it in the office very much. You've never worn it. I'm giving you guys the gift of vibes, because like i said to some people on the trip my entire personality going forward is just based on uh going to montana once you're like instead of for two and a half days instead of doing ayahuasca in the jungle

you just got baby in the mountain yeah like maybe did like a small amount of something else right alcohol um you were micro dosing beers this week micro doors yes did you burn any sticky it's no but is it legal in montana yes there's dispensaries all over the place i did not people on the trip definitely were i was more of an early bird at night guy kind of get me to bed at a reasonable time call you the late bird yeah that's exactly right uh what else about mont? What can I say? It's really cool. I mean, it's one of those places where the lake is cold.

It's like in the 50s. But you get in, you warm up quick, and it's just, yeah. See why they call it God's country, Dave? Is that what they call it? That's what my dad called it growing up. Watch the Open Championship. You heard about that? Once again, since the child was born, I've been unable, even on vacation, to sleep past 6.30.

So I was up in time to see the people I needed to see every morning, which was great. Oh, I do need to shout out two things. First of all, the attire at the concert. Going to a show in Austin, or anywhere I've ever been, really, you're going to wear shorts and maybe you're going to go Chacos. Maybe you're going to go like tennis shoes. Cause you have to walk a long way. A significant amount of the dudes at this show were all rocking pearl snaps, jeans, and boots at an outdoor festival. And like, it wasn't like they regretted it. They were going for the vibe. What kind of toes are they working with on those boots? A good mix of square and round.

Yeah. It was tough to get past, but... I feel like square-toed dudes in Montana are built much different than square-toed boots from, you know, Texas.

I feel like they would whip my ass. Yeah, like, the Texas guys will threaten to whip your ass and then let their boys separate you. The ones up in Montana

will literally just drag you into a field and kill you. There's three kinds of dudes in Montana. There's old hippie guy, of course, obviously, who we don't know. He probably lived in Boulder previously, but now he's in Montana. Very cool. There's a guy under 35 with edgy tattoos, probably a sleeve uh also wearing a pearl snap and has a will to freeze-esque beard often but but like a black beard that's a every dude there has a black beard like the pirate the famous exactly like him then there's the third type and that is like your your

raft guide type guy wearing like a Patagonia hat, something like that. Beard, not as aggressive, probably rocking Chacos, probably like some sort of stand-up short. It's a good look. And those are your three dudes in Montana. And then you got posers like me. I kind of want that life, man.

Yeah, sounds great. Apparently like two months out of the year, it's like the best life. But the winters there are apparently pretty brutal. I didn't realize how far north it was in Montana. It gets quite cold up there. It gets lonely up there, David. Yeah. Especially when it's 3 a.m.

I want to shout out my favorite airport chicken strips. The good people at Las Vegas Chop House in Terminal 3. Las Vegas Chop House. Right Terminal 3. Las Vegas Chophouse. Right outside the E-Gates. Okay. I'm just imagining flying through Vegas on a Sunday. It just sounds awful. You know what was really awful?

Was having about 40 minutes to make my flight and realizing that not only was I in another terminal, but I had to take a shuttle to said terminal. Also, I had to go back through security. Also, I got picked for a pat down because I popped on the scan. The guy asked me if I wanted to go to a private room. I was like, dude, I'm going to miss my flight. I don't have time for that.

And he did the outside of the the hands pad down like intrusive one up like my thighs and shit he's all did you go inside your belt line oh yes dude dude i've never had that happen and i was just like las vegas not super on the way to montana turns out i i was uh yeah when i got patted down in dc it was the most violated i've ever felt my entire life i was like what what did i just what just happened to me because I was traveling with breast milk? Like, I didn't think this was a big deal. And then he like brushed my hand or did the thing, I guess to see if I had either blow

or bomb making materials on my hand. I didn't have either of those things, turns out. No blow. Thank God I didn't bring my Tannerite. No, no blow. I know. That's not like you. No, it's not.

Thanks. What's he doing? He's just trying to reverse it's not thanks what's he doing he's just he's trying to reverse it chicken strips though at the chop house what's that dipping sauce do they have like a variation like a honey mustard and then like some kind of ranch hybrid i didn't even ask but by far the best the best airport meal i've had in in a long time chicken strips hit different at the airport put that on my tombstone and that concludes my weekend in fun i did in fact make my flight by the way because it was delayed an hour and a half love to see that so that's good for you though yeah glad you're here thank you yeah i don't have much to add here dylan i had a couple margs on the course strong boys a. A little too strong, maybe. I didn't need the one at the 19th hole that I had.

Dylan went home right after the round. I went and had one more marg, and my shit was rocked. I was ready to go to bed after that. Hey, man, have fun. I had fun. I had fun. I did purchase the final night of the Dead & Company tour. I watched that entire show after I played golf with my good friend Dylan over here. And other than that, just kind of watched everyone on love island pick up the pieces all weekend beginning in um mid

septemberish maybe you can count on a standing tea time at lions well micah said that one time and then uh we called about micah's quote standing tea time at lions and they had no idea what we were talking about by standing forgot about that yeah it's so full of shit i was like micah can i just take your standing one that you claim to have by standing i mean that i will go up there every tuesday morning and book one i'm gonna that's gonna be my home course okay sign me up if y'all want if y'all want to just i will rsvp for one okay dylan you've been looking like mega athletic lately well is it because you've uh started dipping into your uh ag1 from athletic greens i don't know if you noticed but i had some this morning sitting at my desk i did notice as i

do almost every morning it's the best part of waking up it is the best way to start a day even before i have my bing bong i will match that athletic greens button why'd you start taking athletic greens because Because I don't, first of all, I don't eat enough greens in my life. Like vegetables. Why is that? Yeah.

This isn't a company called athletic microwave salmon. Anyway, like I was saying, I would be a bad company. It is a great way to just get your healthy stuff in you, you know, and your body's like, Ooh,

Ooh, Ooh, a little junk you after yeah after treating me like shit all weekend long thank you for putting some some healthy clean stuff in them into me i had that moment this morning i felt really good about it i was i popped like a vitamin c i took the vitamin d with vitamin k drop that comes with the ag1 and then i poured out my athletic greens and I was like, look at me. It's like I wasn't in Montana just drinking for four days. Cool. I did feel good though. I feel great right now. With one delicious scoop of AG1, you're absorbing 75 high quality

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to take ownership of your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance. It always feels good to do an ad read for a company that you actually stand behind as much as they want you to. I would have to agree, Will. Sally just stands this stuff constantly. And I get the pleasure. I always clean out her container for her and put it in the dishwasher as she has not learned how to do that yet come on hey come on but i'm gonna have to have a talk with her dylan yeah will you text her about it thank you yeah what what this uh what does david man do

uh i guess like i said i was in montana oh we're talking cross we're talking david crosby of crosby stills and nash and nash and young even formerly yeah um so david crosby older uh folk rock guy you may be familiar with his work dylan you would probably hate his work um he's i guess somewhat active on twitter what i was just laughing like dylan dylan didn't even like dispute that no he knows he gets it i know their music i'm not a huge fan okay well uh he had a fan and we've got it pulled up here can you i i'd love can you zoom in on that tweet so i can read it i don't have it pulled up adam he had a nice fan who painted a photo of him painted a picture and it's david crosby if you

yes read it for me i'm sorry hi david crosby i'm dylan i have 2010 vision hope you are keeping well did a picture of you dot dot dot thanks for the music it's a very nice enough we we were looking at this earlier we think it's a cool i like it i think if somebody did that of us i think we would be very happy with it uh so he tagged David Crosby in the tweet. So, of course, it got his attention. And he responded, quote tweeted it. Do you think he responded positively, Will? Quote tweeted it for all to see.

No. That is the weirdest painting of me I have ever seen. Don't quit your day job. He's getting carried away with the ellipses there. A lot of punctuation mistakes, but it it's twitter so we'll let it slide that is the weirdest picture of me or painting of me don't quit your day job um and i just i just didn't think he needed to put the fan who took the time to paint him in a body bag if i took this much time to paint somebody that had changed my life with their music and they told me to not quit my day job and that was the weirdest thing they've ever seen of themselves yeah i'd be like oh man you just ruined about 35 40 years of

me enjoying your uh music maybe even more just don't respond just toss that thing a favorite move on my guy give it the like i'm gonna embarrass this this poor soul yeah but dude not every not every podcast or you know band uh has someone know, Krim who just like knocks it out of the park every time. That's facts. That's big facts. Yeah. I don't even think this is that bad. If you show me this and you're like, who is that?

I'd be like, that's David Crosby. It's like, it's kind of cool. Of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Like maybe you're not going to, you know, get it printed and hit up Framebridge and, you know, put it on your wall, David Crosby. But you don't have to body bag this person so publicly like this and he didn't even respond to it could have been a reply to the tweet no quote tweeted it wanted all of his i don't know how many followers he has probably a lot something something about our podcast is that we we have a very dedicated following and we appreciate that one thing we don't do enough and we need to dunk on on some of the listeners more

often yeah i think we should dunk more okay don't break your leg doing it though it's a throwback right are we gonna make that shirt watch that feltic club so i had him i had him correct photoshop doesn't have any spell check software my people he doesn't understand this i had him correct part of the part of the allure sent me the graphic and we're gonna put it up for on demand i believe but i want it to correct the typo. It's part of the allure. He sent me the graphic, and we're going to put it up for on-demand, I believe. But I want it to be the typo. The typo is... Can women wear it too, or is it only on-demand? I don't think the crowd likes that.

I'm so tired. You guys are pumping in applause, aren't you? No. No. It's been harder since... There's an audience sitting right here. Yeah, since we got our new door, it's harder to get the audience into the room. But we do have a new door in the studio,

which is big for everybody. Is it quiet when you open and shut it? Like, will it be distracting when I inevitably in the next six minutes have to pee? No, you can't go pee, dog. Crawl under the space between the door and... That's not... What?

Go full Catherine Zeta, dude. No, she was at AKO. That was sexy. Dude, I feel like Entrapment, we should do that for the stream room sometime you just want to get to that scene because you're horny i don't know i just to be honest when when my parents got our first dvd player and entrapment was one of the first dvds that we got i will admit that i was at a horny stage of my life i was going through puberty and i will admit that i would fast forward to the katherine zeta jones scene but looking back on it i think i wronged the rest of entrapment because i think it's probably a really entertaining movie speaking of looking back on it

oh we watched jules 1999 woodstock set one night and she plays a version of who will save your soul dude first of all she looks phenomenal i wasn't i wasn't jealous of your trip until you just laid down the the information that you were watching 99 woodstock sets with the boys i need you guys to both watch her just that song because she's your soul i'll mute him i'll mute him it goes on it she does the song that's like 11 minutes long she drags it out. She does a lot of improv on it. She took her 30 minute set and just did 11. I swear to God.

Did Jessica Simpson hop on the mic too? No, they didn't bring out Jessica Simpson. Was she even... She was still like a Christian singer in 99. You know it's just she got her start. Well, her first song was I Want to Love You Forever. That's the first one that took off on uh on trl the heavies changed everything i wasn't going to mention the heavies but yes i only had to yes i'm retiring using the word heavies in public

it's not been going well for me lately why is it cute oh you can't say it's a family member some people don't know what heavies are and so like no we we actually got a question we didn't play this the other day on on uh listener voails, but it was somebody talking about getting too comfortable with like slang and how you forget certain things. And like, I mean, it's like sometimes I think about Adam every time I say, it do be like that sometimes. Well, he does say that. But like, there's just certain things, especially through this podcast,

what he started saying. And he's like, do you guys ever just let that stuff fly? Sometimes I'll be talking to Brittany and I'll just say something that feels normal to me and she'll look at me and she'll say you're not doing a podcast right now okay yeah it's like you're it's like hold on we have a reservation at 7 30 at this place and we have one at 8 30 but that place is kind of mid yeah it's like no don't say that around my friends yeah please you're a grown man got some breaking news break it it. Break us boys off. David Faraday leaving NBC to be an analyst for Live Golf.

No. Is he really? Yeah. Coward. What? Hate it. That's a weird move. Get the bag, Faraday.

That's a weird move. Why'd they cancel Faraday on Golf Channel? Because he was getting that salary money. No, that show wasn't. It was an entertaining look at a lot of different golfers, David. It gave us the Brooks moment. It let everybody know that Brooks does not eat steak in the States. If you've ever had it, the Chateau Briand, Dylan, you haven't.

You've never been to Chop House in the Vegas airport. No, I haven't. Speaking of Vegas, our good friends got married there this weekend. Who? Ben Affleck. Ben affleck and jennifer lopez otherwise known as j-lo do you think that they had a little uh i don't know consummation yeah i think they did oh i wasn't talking about that i think they probably had considering they've been together or they've you know had a history that's 20 years deep i'm gonna assume that they've consummated things before that.

When they were together previously, were they married or just a couple? I couldn't tell you. I don't think they ever got married. You can tell me that celebrity couples never actually get legally married and that they just do it for the fame. And then when they get divorced, they just break up and don't have to worry about anything. That's smart. And I don't believe that. But yeah, they eloped to Las Vegas where where they spent the uh their time with four other

couples who are also getting married oh and uh yeah he wore a white tuxedo sick dude um this guy does blow do you think they have you're more likely to do coke if you wear a white tuxedo to your wedding fair what color you are a black tuxedo is that to throw throw everyone off the scent yeah well i've actually never done cocaine. That's a fact about me that you might enjoy. Not once ever. Sticky weed. So they saved some money on this.

Cocaine, no. They saved some money on this. So I guess it's true. You know, her love didn't cost a thing. Come on, man. All right, guys. I'm going to run to the bathroom real quick. Thanks. I'll be back. All right, guys. I'm going to run to the bathroom real quick. Thanks.

I'll be back. You guys hang tight. So I heard they went to a casino afterwards to have some drinks, maybe a little reception action. Was it O'Shea's? Dude, no. They actually went to the Cosmo. And apparently they had this bartender that would not shut the fuck up. Really?

What were they talking about? I went to the theaters one time. Saw Gigli. A lot of people didn't like this movie. Couple walk in, right? Good looking couple. Follow me? Jennifer Lopez.

Who is she? Wait, like the Jennifer Lopez? Jenny from the block. Yep, same one. Was she with anybody? Yeah. Ben Affleck. Sit right here.

Right where you're sitting. Like in the seats that we're in right now. He puts 100 bucks on the table. Right here. See? Two martinis. Let's make it a change. That's a big baller move.

See how I'm going with this? What did you use that? That's a lot of money for a tip. Did you do anything with that? Went to the Bellagio. Really? Yeah. Played two hands.

Blackjack. See how I'm going blossom bow so so you have no money left from the the c note that ben that ben affleck put down in front of you hey nice guy nice guy really what's your favorite ben affleck movie um why can't i uh why can't i think of any right now This guy puts out big Argo vibes. He loved Argo. He does love Argo, yeah. Argo was decent. Argo was good.

It was a good movie. I honestly feel like Argo, it got a lot of credit when it first came out. No one talks about it anymore. Dave, what's your favorite Ben Affleck movie? The Cosmo Bartender's favorite Ben Affleck movie is Argo. Ooh, it might be Argo. What about Gone Girl? I didn't like Gone Girl.

I mean, Good Will Hunting deserves a nod if you're going to talk about his Mount Rushmore of Ben Affleck movies. The Town? Dave, you see this one? The Town, I like The Town. Blake Lively? Oh, yeah. See how I'm going? Her looks are deadly, though.

Hit the button. Come on. See, he goes lively, deadly. See how I'm going? I mean, he's got a deep catalog, man. So he goes lively, deadly. See where I'm going? I mean, he's got a deep catalog, man. Armageddon, not good. Not even like funny good. Just bad.

I haven't seen Armageddon in years. Oh, it's fine. The Accountant was dope. Oh, I did enjoy that. I don't want to say that it's like one of his best movies because I think that there are whatever. But The Accountant was a cinematic adventure if i've ever seen oh dude triple frontier sally took an early bird for the first time ever uh when we

saw the accountant for the first time and she was uh feeling it and the second the movie ended she looked at me and she goes can we start it again oh my god i think she just wanted to see a movie where she actually knew what was going to happen right after she asked the question, Oh my God, what's going to happen? The boiler room? Are they going to do a party for family and friends? Who knows, man. Was there any notable people in attendance?

Matt Damon? I don't know. Was this one of those Elvis wedding chapels? Where Elvis marries you? Sorry, my Elvis went French. No, it's actually Elvis Andrews. You're not my dog. Crying all the time.

Somehow that's the best you've done. That's my Elvis. You don't have to. I was going to see the Elvis movie until one of the brunch guys shit on it. And I was like, oh, never mind. I trust them. I kind of want to see it. I love Elvis. Which brunch guy shit on it? I was like oh never mind i trust them i kind of want to see it i love elvis which brunch guy shit on it i don't remember which one i saw some people loving it on the tv

yeah i did too the first review that i saw of it was a negative review from brunch and then after that i've seen a lot of positive reviews i think uh kelly keegs may have done like a little post movie little review okay okay liked it okay the only cinema cinematic representation of elvis that i will ever care about or ever use to reference elvis is forrest gump because it's young elvis and i'm sure like in reality that's not really what happened he didn't just happen to stay with forrest and his mom but um i think that was good i think that's all i really know historically accurate actually it was did you know that forrest gump actually played for a uh pretty small up-and-coming underdog school in that movie the crimson tide yeah the alabama crimson tide look

out they're coming actually i don't know if you guys know this they're coming to austin this year to play the uh the texas longhorns are you are you'all need to go to that. Are you bullish or bearish on the tide this year? Never know which one's which. Do you think they're going to do well this year or poor this year? I'm going to say my over-under for their wins, and I'm going to say they're going to hit the over. My personal over-under for their wins

is going to be at 9.5. I'm going to say they're going to go over that. Wow, so you think they're going to win 10 or more games? I think they're going to, yeah. A lot of people don't have them doing that. You heard it here first, folks. A lot of people

don't have Bama going to dis. Will to freeze. Oh, we're talking Bama? We're talking Bama, baby. Crimson Tide. Yeah, the over-under for... I think I saw that the over-under for wins

for Texas was at nine. And I'm hammering that under. Yeah. If Texas wins eight games this year, big dub. They will win eight games i hope so they got everything although they're dude they're their first like four or five games are very difficult winning they're gonna lose to alabama by 30 but don't hit don't panic don't panic don't they have like it's supposed to happen who Who are their next... It's supposed to happen. It's supposed to happen. Who are their next few opponents?

They've got like legitimately tough teams. Don't they have... I don't know. I forgot. Will's going to look it up. I don't like that you don't know this. They got UTSA. That's not guaranteed.

They followed up UTSA the next weekend. Then they go to... They have Tech at home. Joey McGuire's talking that shit. I don't know if you heard that. But dude, they're going through a tough little spell here. Texas offense should be very good. Texas defense should be very bad.

Okay. They're going to win against Louisiana Monroe. They're going to get smoked by Bama. That might be a closer game than people think. Why 30? UTSA is going to play them close, but Texas is going to win that one. Then they're going to lose three in a row. No, they're not.

Tech at West Virginia, Oklahoma. They're going to lose four in a row at Iowa State. They're not going to lose three in a row. No, they're not. Tech at West Virginia, Oklahoma, they're going to lose four in a row at Iowa State. They're not going to lose to Tech. Man, I hope. Texas doubled them up last year. They did. With the 5-7 team. Just saying. I don't know, man. Our Tech friends

are pretty hype on this. Mark the calendar. On the Ides of October, Texas is going to travel to Iowa State and they're going to run into run into a cyclone no they might lose to iowa state i don't i don't like watching teams play at iowa state it's always going to be a tough one i think they beat oklahoma this year traditionally baylor's done well there well texas visits baylor on the last game of the season my their last big 12 game eight. I'll take it right now. Are they going to beat Kansas this year at home? Yes.

Wow. That's a question you have to ask. I know. Unfortunately, you do have to ask it. Do we have any takes on Zuckerberg wake surfing? Ooh. Yeah, he's low-key sick with it. That's my take.

I don't like that he looks better on a wake surfboard than all three of us did like you you're the closest one to him in terms of skill i don't like to live in a world where he's this good at this but at the same time he also has billions of dollars that he can uh just do nothing with and then probably go wake surfing all day he's got time is that the coolest he will ever look and he still looks like an absolute fucking nerd he looked pretty sick um surfing with his face painted white it's cool that he took it took him about 45 seconds into the video to throw the rope in yeah you gotta throw the rope sooner you gotta flex sooner in the video what are you looking at dave i was trying to find the video didn't you say that you hope he runs for president this year or next election yeah zuck aren't you big into the

metaverse don't you spend a lot of time in there no you're confusing that with the blockchain oh so hypothetically let's just say that the metaverse just absolutely takes off i think we got a better chance of the multiverse adam so the metaverse takes off dylan all your high school boys they get obsessed with the metaverse. They're in. Okay? They're doing it constantly. I'd rather go to the Fediverse and it's just Greek foods. But then Dave and I, we get super into it and you're just alone out here.

What? Would you take the trip to the metaverse or would you just call it a day and just live alone? I don't fully know what it is, but no. Answer the question. I'm against anything. Don't they say that like all meetings are going to take place within the metaverse in the next like five or ten years we should buy an office in the metaverse we need the real estate it's true i just don't want to be a part of the metaverse at this point no it's some dork shit i'm not into it it's a slippery slope

that dude really bothers me zuckerberg? I cannot stand Zuck. Yeah, he's got a lot of blood on his hands, Dylan. I feel like there's a sneeze that just wants to come out so badly, but it's just lodged. Dude. Lodged like right here. I'd rather watch the Gretaverse.

And it's just Greta Van Susteren's talk show just all day. That's Greta Thunberg talking about how she quit school to save the environment that's right how's that going to be a lot better maybe you should go back to school will you mute it for like five seconds oh no i kept him muted this entire time only five how are we gonna get him on how are we gonna unmute him it's seinfeld running the board thank you

real talk greta thunberg should go back to school, right? Like our environment's fucked. I feel like we should not just rely on one person. If Fritz told me like, hey dad, I'm going to drop out of elementary school and I'm going to go around the world and I'm going to speak on this stuff. I'd be like, dude, I just don't know how much of a date

you're going to make my guy. I love you. Is she getting the bag, though? Who do you think she's getting the bag from? Is she getting that Soros bag? Soros. Makes you wonder. Bilderberg.

Dave, I can confirm that Angels and Demons, the perfectly named Victoria's Secret documentary, has now launched on Hulu. Oh. Much Epstein to be uh dug through i'm i will give it a watch a lot of people were talking about less wexner but after this documentary i think people are gonna be talking about more oh really i feel like he doesn't isn't painted kindly in this oh my god what his joke

just can't i just i'm just tired they don't all have to be home runs yeah that was a that was that was a single that got through the the middle infield there's just seeing he moved the runners it's all matters yep okay yep fair enough yeah that ground ball had some eyes on him because he got into the outfield and i scooted right up to first base what are y'all trying to do for lunch dude i got a i got a meeting what's up with tristan thompson you horny what's your meeting it's diabolically horny yeah he can't stop i mean like at some point, it's like... At some point, you've got to stop cheating. Okay, so this kid, the current kid's from a surrogate, right? And they...

Inseminated the surrogate before she busted him again. She busted him? I don't know. Who busted, though? He busted him. He was the one busting, right? Yeah, but... Hit the button. Thank you. I don't know. Who busted, though? He busted. I mean, clearly, yeah. He was the one busting, right? Yeah, but. Hit the button.

Thank you. I don't know. I need to check Dumas for more tea. I need all the tea on this. I feel bad for Khloe. Khloe just has to be so embarrassed at this point. I honestly, I'm kind of bummed out with the rest of the family. I haven't been watching the Hulu series, the Kardashians, but I feel like her sisters need

to sit her down and say hey chloe enough's enough you got to get rid of this scrub he can't stop has chloe never listened to scrub like no scrubs that's a question we need to ask no i bet she has that's it was a pretty popular song scrub scrub is a guy it's just get no love from me she needs to start listening no she needs to stop listening to it and start listening to it that's some deep shit we just knuckled up

speaking of listening creep was one of the hottest videos when I was a kid is that the red one? and I creep or no that was red light special also hot I didn't mean to take this down a horny road if i remembered the next line i would be singing it okay tlc's it's a good creep is my favorite tlc song i'll just say it if you don't like tlc all right p left respectfully unsubscribed

that's right she burned down andre ryzen's house, famously. I was kind of sick, though. I mean... He wasn't inside it. No, no, no. But she burned the house down. Lost a lot. Probably got that money on insurance, though. I heard your last stand-up set, you also burned the house down. Is that true?

No. Nobody showed up. Ah, damn. Yeah, it's just good to get those reps in, though. Sure. You got to go to all the open mics, man. And just, if there's a gig, it doesn't matter if it's not paying. Just take it, man. Just got to get those reps on stage. I hear go to all the open mics man and just if you there's a gig it doesn't matter if it's not paying just take it man just got to get those reps i hear you i hear you you understand grand boy shit anyway i'll be at the granberry improv uh two weeks from today

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And I was met with a lot of confusion from one Dylan Chivry over here. This is about to get real good, Dave. I asked Dylan, and this might sound like a weird question. This might sound like a weird question. I asked Dylan what he sleeps in. Dylan, what do you sleep in? I sleep in boxer briefs every night.

Dave, do you mind? I know you don't talk about your sleeping habits publicly. Fresh pear every night, I should say. Okay. Dave, do you have something that you normally sleep in? know you don't talk about uh your sleeping habits publicly fresh pair every night i should say okay uh dave what do you do what do you do you have something that you normally sleep in wait can i confirm fresh pair meaning the ones you wore throughout the day you change into some new ones before bed i'm a i'm new jones i'm an evening shower okay i take a shower i put some fresh drawers on um getting back yeah man that's all i know where this is going no shirt i'll be transparent

uh i will try to sleep in old school boxer shorts but sometimes i end up just sleeping in my boxer briefs but for the most part it's boxer shorts just because i just just like the freedom that's cool what he sleeps in when he goes to sleep. You're not sleeping nude, are you? No, I don't sleep nude. I don't like being naked in general. I would prefer, even if I was alone at my house with no one around and I could be free,

I would never choose to be naked. I always like to have something on. I sleep, and I don't think this is weird. I don't think this is that weird, at least. I sleep in the same pair of boxers every night. So here's- He's got sleeping boxers. I have my sleeping i sleep in the same pair of boxers every night so here's he's got sleeping box i have my sleeping boxers the same pair they're once so i actually have two pairs of sleeping boxers one pair of sleeping boxers is my mix-in when the other ones are being washed

i wear them about two nights a week five nights a week i have my trademark these are what i sleep in boxers he also said he washes them about once every four days. I understand the hesitation to you. I get where you're coming from. Can I explain myself a little bit? I also shower in the evenings with my son. So the dirtiest that I can possibly be in these boxers is when I wake up in the morning after sleeping in them all night. I still don't think that they're dirty enough for me to have to go wash every single time I do them. I'm not walking around in them. I guess it just depends on what your dreams are looking like.

Yeah, it's facts. If you have a wet dream, I would recommend washing those boxers. Will DeVries noted never having a wet dream person. Really? Yeah. Kind of a bummer, if I'm being honest. Really? Would kind of like to know what one felt like.

I have about five to my name over the course of my 38 years. Dude, I'm batting zero. It's been over's been over a decade though since it's a big missed opportunity for you but i thought a lot of people had like i thought people had like specific clothes that they slept in more often than i'm now realizing that they do like do you not have one do you not have one pair of boxes that you'd rather sleep in than other pairs? And if so, why don't you sleep in those every night? I have about 15 pairs of boxers, boxer briefs that I wear day-to-day basis. And I'm not selective on which ones I sleep in because they're all about the same comfort-wise for me. I went on the website that I bought my boxers from recently so I could go re-up because you guys made me feel guilty on Friday.

They're not even in production anymore. I can't get them anywhere. So what am I supposed to do? Transition to some other boxers from recently so i could go re-up because you guys made me feel guilty on friday they're not even in production anymore i can't get them anywhere so what am i supposed to do transition to some other boxers these patagonia boxers fit me absolutely perfect i got them from manoffeters.com this is an ad read i knew it i swear it's not they fit me perfectly like and they're all i want to sleep in and now i'm at a crisis of like okay should should i keep on putting the weight on that i'm putting on after having a kid like i'm gonna stretch out the at some point those are gonna become unwearable you know that dude gonna wear them out they're gonna have holes in them i thought you're a stand-up guy what paddle boarding stand-up shorts no i mean i could do stand-up shorts that used to be your thing oh baggies baggies yeah baggies yeah but i don't sleep in baggies they're

too they're too constricting on the crotchal area. Crotchal area. Yeah, that's what men in STEM call it. I think you need to find a new underwear. And maybe buy more than one pair. Do you think it's weird because I don't wash them enough? Yeah. Okay, do you really think that just sleeping in the same pair of boxers after

showering mind you okay i understand that you're clean when you put them on but you get like a little sweaty in your sleep and you got just natural oils like they get dirty they get there yeah but they're not getting dirty in the sense that like i'm going like to style you're not playing golf in them i understand that what if a little pp squirts out you know that'd be that do be happening sometimes especially as we get older pp squirts out? You know, that do be happening sometimes, especially as we get older. Pee pee squirts out? Well, sometimes you have a little dribble. You have one of those dreams?

No. What? Oh, no. I only dribble after I go to the bathroom. Like if it's pitch black and I go sit down on the toilet and I stand up. Like you're sleeping and then a little pee squirts. That is kind of what I meant. I get a little nervous.

I always get nervous. Once i realize in my dream that i have to pee that means that i need to get the fuck out of bed yeah it's good that you're aware that's your body letting you know hey player it's pee pee time man it it's more efficient and you're probably saving on laundry since you're reusing i don't think that's the goal here i fold i take them off in the morning and I fold them into a nice little square and I put them on my bedside table.

Do you really? I do. That's weird. You should know. There was no need to be in public view. Well, I started leaving them like where I'd shower and I'd hang them up right there.

But then we had babysitters coming over and Sally's like, well, you can't just have your underwear hanging from this hook in our bathroom. Fair enough. Yeah, don't hang your underwear. Hang brain, not underwear. Dylan just checked his watch, so I guess it's time to go.

Yeah, he got a T-bomb. I got a text. I got a text. Read it. He's asking what time we're recording. ETA for today. Dave said 1.30, 1.45. KJ, thumbs up.

That looks like a direct. It says, hey, you're off of too much dip. I just heard will's bama takes for the season he's in that's not what it says at all dude anyway it's a little bit weird man hey if you're a fellow uh you know i only have you know one pair and then a mix-in pair uh boxer boy just let me know i need i need to get a crew of people out here that all have the same mentality when it comes to sleeping like old people they don't always sleep in their like same schmocks every night schmocks remember the old people and they'd all wear those

like christmas carol i bet most people who don't shower during at night were are just sleeping in the underwear they wore during the day not women necessarily that's gross not your boy but a lot of people do that i bet even if i shot like i have to change clothes when i get home from work yeah put on my comfy five o'clock is my threshold if i shower before five o'clock i have to shower again before bed you know it's about my threshold wait say that again if i shower before five o'clock p.m for the day uh-huh i'm taking another shower before i get in bed why because that's like four hours later it's gross out here in the streets man i don't know yeah if i'm posted up on the couch and like i'm not moving and ac's blowing on me yeah i won't

take another shower i'm still clean wow you know i mean in this climate i'm a clean i'm a clean boy you know people in europe don't shower nearly as much stinky drawers I'm still clean. Wow. You know what I mean? In this climate. I'm a clean boy. You know, people in Europe don't shower nearly as much. I don't have stinky jaws. Okay. We'll see about that. That's not what I heard. From who?

One of your playing partners. I'm kidding. I didn't hear that. Let's get the hell out of here. To all my boxer boys out there, we ride tonight around 10 o'clock that's what time you make the switch yeah yeah i'll be tweeting out my boxers very cool man press a button and you get the michael buffer mm-hmm it's time let's get ready to side sleep yeah he did all right yeah let's get ready to side sleep.

Yeah, he did it, folks. All right, yeah, let's get out of here. All right.