Circling Back - Montoya, Super Bowls, and Narc Zuckerberg
Episode Date: February 10, 2025Montoya, Super Bowls, and Narc Zuckerberg A look back at all the non-sports stuff from The Super Bowl, recapping our Austin Weeekends in Fun, Dillon narc’d (with good reason), Montoya and Temptatio...n Island Spain, the Colombian president has some thoughts on drugs vs. alcohol, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (38:45) Super Bowl Recap (47:00) Call Dillon Narc Zuckerberg (58:20) Montoya, por favor (1:08:30) Colombian President Talks Cocaine Montoya clip - https://x.com/PopCulture2000s/status/1886875821253476689 Support This Episode’s Sponsors Aura Frames: www.auraframes.com (CIRCLING for $20 off) Tecovas: www.tecovas.com/crclbk (10% off!) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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All right, we're back circling back podcast Monday, February 10th, 2025.
My name's Will DeFries.
It's my left, David Ruff.
You guys ready?
You guys set this bitch off real quick?
Yeah, what's up, dog?
What do you got?
The day after the Superbowl.
So today,
dude, I almost didn't come in.
It should be a national holiday.
Oh my God.
This guy he gets it man.
He tweeted that yet.
Yeah.
What if he signed an executive order during the Super Bowl?
But would that be a great idea?
Yeah, I do.
So over. Take me back. But wouldn't that be a great idea? Yeah, I do.
I'm so hungover.
Take me back.
Yeah, I'm just tired, man.
Baby woke up at like 3 a.m.
But I'm back.
Was he lonely?
Must have been.
Thanks.
Dylan Chivory.
I'm happy to be here first of all. Secondly, we have a projected impact
zone for this 2032 asteroid. Uranus? Are you ready? Earth. But it's south of the equator.
So if you're listening, you're likely safe. But what's that mean?
If you're down round like Columbia Way, Venezuela Way, then moving on across to the continent of
Africa. If you're Cameroon, Sudan around Ethiopia Way, look out. That's a pretty vast swath of.
Look out. That's a pretty vast swath of
Yeah, it is.
Tone of inference.
It is.
Wow.
Yeah.
Question, this is the same one that went from like a 1%
to like now bordering two, right?
2.3.
So if they were a little bit off there,
they could be a little bit off about that, right?
It's crazy that they would even have the calculations
for an impact zone for something that's seven years away
that's probably not even gonna hit Earth, you know?
But they also did just say like half the Earth right there.
So.
Yeah.
The impact would be the equivalent of 7.7 megatons of TNT,
about the same as a B-53 nuclear bomb.
I don't quite know what that means,
but it's described as a city killer. Sounds bad. City killer. Kind of like trading Luca.
Damn. Luca Donchich. So hopefully it doesn't hit you folks in that area, those areas.
hit you folks in that area, those areas.
Ooh, just had to get that off my chest. One ready for a space bar, right out of the gate.
Just a little impromptu, like, hey, you be on the lookout.
Imagine the party waves if that thing hits the ocean though.
Yeah, I'm not sure if it's the kind of party wave
you wanna be surfing, more like find high ground.
Oh, I'm gonna do that after the surfing, bro.
Okay.
How big is this thing?
Like 300 feet, like size of the Statue of Liberty or something?
It's like between one and 300.
They don't know yet.
Feels like they should know.
Moving very fast, hard to measure.
Okay.
What if it like is soaring through the air
and it like clips the Statue of Liberty in the air?
This is a reference to-
Then I think New York would be in quite a bit of trouble.
TBH.
What if it just-
VX.
If it hits the ear and then just goes off into space
like it's on like a pong.
Like he's referencing.
You think he can ricochet off of the ear
of the Statue of Liberty.
Yeah.
And just go off into space and leave everyone unharmed.
Is that what you're saying?
In this hypothetical, yeah.
I guess it technically could hit the Statue of Liberty
but miss Earth.
If it came like 100 feet away from Earth,
but hit the statue, but missed
the earth.
What have it made a doink sound?
Doink.
Like a doink.
You're familiar with the doink.
Doink.
Not last night, man.
That guy was nails.
The football kicker.
A football kicker.
A football kicker.
Noted football kicker.
Football kicker.
Noted real guy football kicker. It was right down the middle pretty much.
This is ball talk with Randy.
Yeah.
This is on the heels of Randy telling us
that the new taco place is gonna have a water creek.
Yeah, it is.
Don't forget those music songs
that were gonna be in Call of Duty.
That's so sick.
I love water creeks.
Question for you,
because I'm putting you on the spot, spacebar guy.
What is? There's hack creeks. Was it gonna be like putting you on the spot spacebar guy. What is there's a good was it going to
be like a I didn't want you guys to get my creak of salsa. It
might be a salt creek. A wine creek would be sick. Dude,
imagine salsa though. You could just put your little cup under
it and get some if it was a wine creek. I would just dip my
head. Oh, okay. You're crazy. Submerge it. Dude, you're crazy.
This guy's
different. What's your space
question for me? Dude, you
drink so much. See about these
Red Rivers? If it's if it is
going to pose a threat, why
don't we Let's say, do we have
the technology? I know the
answer to this. I'm just
putting you on the spot. If it
gets to like a couple days out
and we weren't ready, could we get the James Webb telescope,
point it back in time,
and shoot a message back in time and be like,
take it seriously.
I don't think it works that way, ma'am.
Seriously, it's gonna hit.
No, it doesn't work that way.
Okay.
I'm thinking it through and I don't see a scenario
where it doesn't work that way.
Why not?
Explain why it doesn't work that way. Why not explain why it doesn't work like that?
um
Because the james webb telescope does not have the capability of
of sending a message
Post-dated
But if it it can see back in time though
Not it not earth time
It's just it can see light from also time
From many light years away. you can see that light.
Closing time.
Yeah.
So it happened a long time ago,
but the light is just now getting to the telescope.
You understand?
I think so.
Okay.
Damn, that just reminded me that Kanye made all
of the lights.
It was just a banger.
Now here we are.
We're doing Kanye? Now I was just thinking about it, it made me sad. lights. It was just a banger. And now here we are. We're doing Kanye?
Now I was just thinking about it. It made me sad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had an interesting weekend.
Yeah. I would have holstered more than he did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was tweeting through it, but it was like nothing. He didn't have anything to tweet
through. The thing he had to tweet through were the tweets.
Bianca got to set them up with a notes app or something
that he can just talk to.
What is Bianca doing right now?
I don't know.
Please stop, Kanye.
Just stop.
You just don't need to do that.
They should get the James Webb Telescope
point back in time and be like,
Kanye, no!
Again, again, I don't think it can do stuff like that.
Do you know, for sure?
Yeah.
It would suck if it went too far back in time
and he didn't make all the lights though.
Yeah.
He never got a Rockefeller chain.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's interesting to think about
the implications there.
He like never dropped out. He stayed in school.
He just stayed working at the Gap. What if it took him all the way back and
like he never even got in that car accident? So he wasn't even spitting it through the wire.
He didn't get through the wire.
You got to think it changes the course of music history.
He could avoid some ladies who might be into him
only for his money.
But then we wouldn't have a song with Jamie Foxx on it.
Oh.
You ever think about that?
Gold digger.
You ever think about that?
How good was Lady Jaja last night?
Good, good, dude.
It's a good one.
Did she perform?
She did the pre.
She did show some of the pre stuff.
No, I saw a video on my timeline of a guy who claims to have won a bet when Lady Gaga did the halftime show that she would open up with poker face.
And it took me back to a time when J-Bone also made that bet
on a Grand Ex podcast.
And she started off with, I think, America the Beautiful.
And people were trying to claim
that even though she next performed Poker Face,
that they should get paid out.
And I'm like, well, she didn't perform that first.
She performed another song called America the Beautiful.
It was pretty clear.
The guy in the video was celebrating, like he won it. And there was like a throwback Beautiful. It's pretty clear. The guy in the
video is celebrating like he won it and there was like a throw
back video and I'm like, No, I don't understand why people
think that like just because she didn't write America the
Beautiful. She didn't perform it while being suspended from NRG.
She jumped off the roof or something. Ceiling is the roof.
Wow.
That's deep.
MJ.
I forgot about that controversy.
It was Michael Jordan who said that, right?
Yeah.
Ceiling isn't the roof.
Depends what the structure is though.
But most times it's not.
Usually there's some layers.
Usually the ceiling is on the inside.
The roof is on the exterior.
Wow, kinda showing his privilege here.
The glass ceiling could also be a roof
and a ceiling at the same time.
Shut up.
But Dylan doesn't wanna talk about that.
You don't wanna talk about people breaking the glass ceiling.
Why is that?
I don't think ceilings should be made of glass.
I don't think it's structurally sound.
All right, man.
You sound like a guy who's never run up
against the glass ceiling before.
Never been in a greenhouse over here.
I've been in a greenhouse.
You've never been in a dream house.
Yeah, I've been in a dream house.
You can't just do that for every word.
We're gonna do it for a lot.
Until people get mad.
You guys are, you're willing this
into the bracket next month and I don't like it.
I don't have any willingness to the bracket.
You guys need to settle down over there.
Rainey, you are a hard G guy too.
Yeah, he's fucking know it.
He flipped.
He's not, he didn't flip.
He hasn't flipped.
He hasn't flipped.
He didn't flip.
Hey, we've got a lot of important things
to discuss right now, boys.
I've got something for the listeners first though.
Right now is your opportunity to go to Reddit.
You guys familiar with this Reddit stuff?
Within Reddit, they have subreddits.
These are normally dedicated
towards common interests or communities.
And we have one of our own, circling back,
where they're currently collecting bit madness,
bit options for the bit madness 2025 bit collection
for bit madness 2025 bracket.
Yep.
A lot of bit madness.
Randy wrote the copy for this, he's crushing it.
I didn't say it, that was not verbatim.
It's close, close.
If you have any bits you'd like to submit for Bit Madness, go submit those now.
Yeah, it was a post like six days ago.
So you might have to scroll a little bit, but it's called Bit Madness
2025 collection or whatever.
So just go down.
Just if you have some bits, comment on them and Washington,
he will start compiling them, then we'll start voting on them.
And then we'll have a bracket.
So yeah, help us out.
Joe, help us out.
We did it, Joe.
Very exciting.
Another thing we're doing tomorrow on Patreon, what are we calling this?
I believe it's Circling Back on Touching Bass.
Circling Back on Touching Bass.
We've got a graphic. Did you see it?
Oh, I like that.
We will be taking some old touching bass audio,
which might be hard to find
for any of the common folk out there.
And we will be taking some of our favorite moments
and breaking it down.
What's that called?
Mystery Science Theater?
Yeah.
I think I was a little too young to rock with that.
I think most of us were.
Okay. It didn't do much for me. Okay. Yeah. Well, good.
I hope this episode's good. I gotta give a graphic. Just a
graphic. I gotta give a special shout out to Mike out there.
Like he's the one that got all these and he even has a like
all the RSS feed. So, it's it's easier for me to even find. So,
Mike, you're you're the MVP of the year maybe.
Do we have, what do we have?
We have some master stuff tomorrow.
Tomorrow we're doing, when Dylan announced
he's going to the masters and then when Dan told the story
about bringing his plus one when he didn't have a plus one.
Patreon.com slash circling back podcast.
It'll be on the Tuesday episode,
but without further ado.
Bro, let's go out this weekend.
There's a crazy event happening.
I'd like to turn off.
Bro, there's a crazy event happening.
We had the party and it was lit.
I got yelled at by a prostitute.
Let's just go have fun.
And then go.
Little war troubles, let's go.
That's so good.
Yeah, we made some updates.
That's so good. We made some updates. It's a new one.
Was that you, Randy?
Oh, yeah.
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conditions do apply Dylan how's your weekend buddy? Oh thanks for asking
pretty solid weekend.
Started Friday, just a pretty quiet night in with Chelsea,
just cooked, had a bottle of wine and just chilled.
We nothing to you?
We chopped, we chopped live over here.
What?
I share beers with you at a common.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was earlier in the afternoon.
You're right, we had beers that day.
It was fun. It was fun. We went to Kelly's.
Disgusting.
Sorry. We had afternoon beers on Friday.
He is so thirsty for a Kelly's invite. And then we go there. We recap our weekends in fun.
I got my days mixed up, dog. Chill out.
He's all mixed up. Doesn't know
what to do. Saturday. Stepped
out. Had dinner with some
friends in Chelsea. We went to
El Alma. Really? Pretty close to
here. You ziged while others
zag. Had some margs, some duck
enchiladas. They were
fantastic. They hit that mole
sauce. Yeah. You big mole sauce
Juxton? Yeah. You didn't know he was in town? He pronounces it Guxston. Oh, okay. Okay.
Interesting, interesting end to the evening, which I will get to later. There's a whole segment
dedicated to it. Okay. Barton Springs Saloon, we had a drink there before calling it a night and
interesting things happened while there. Now here's what we call a tease.
I'm professional.
Here's a guy who's teasing.
Yeah, Sunday went to my dad's house.
We had a little Super Bowl gathering there with some fam.
My nieces were over there.
My sister's brother-in-law parks, Chelsea, my dad cooked some burgers, some dogs.
Left at halftime because it's, you know, got a kid to get ready for school the next day.
And that was that.
I missed the whole Kendrick performance
because I drove home during halftime.
You missed K-Dot?
I caught some highlights on Twitter,
but I missed the entirety of the performance,
which I'm okay with.
I did a ball-no-er move.
I left with six minutes left in the second quarter.
Damn, dude. Nice move.
I didn't have any squares out there,
so I didn't really care what the score was.
Didn't do squares this year. Yeah, I didn't even care what the score was. Didn't do squares this year.
Yeah, I didn't even get an offer to do squares.
I love doing some squares.
That's pretty much it.
What, Randy?
I did squares,
and if they would have missed that two-point conversion
at the end, I would have not only got the final score,
but the reverse final score,
because I had double zeros.
So I would have gotten like $400.
But it didn't happen.
I've traditionally had very little success with squares.
Very little.
Yeah, it's fun though.
And that concludes my time.
David, I yield to you.
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we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we. Oh, yeah, buddy. It was a controversial there was some controversy surrounding the dub.
Ooh, I missed that as the sound wasn't on. Yeah, the the injury
time winning goal was very likely offsides. Oh, but they
don't have a VR VR system in place to check that during FA
Cup games. So
so we got to walk away celebrating but there was some
very just groans out there from the Leicester City side Dave. the we did pick up, we picked up from the South location, uh, Friday evening. Um, places packed.
I was happy to see it.
I don't really hear much about people going to the South location.
So I don't worry.
Yeah.
But it was slammed.
Um, which was good.
Um, I went with the quesadilla.
Really?
Yeah.
I decided to mix it up.
I wasn't super hungry as I had, uh, Guinness up. And I had a few, but yeah, we were,
we were good. We enjoyed it. Um, what does the quesadilla feature is your standard fajita steak?
No, it's carne asada. Okay. Okay. Carne asada. Very good. Very good. Um,
Okay, koni assata very good. Very good
um El alma might have the best chips in the game
just chips
Their salsa spreads great too, but they're
Their chips go very hard. They're kind of lighter
No, are they heavier? I think they're a little bit thicker, which is why I like them
They used to have a very thick one that they would bring out like a few of
But I don't know if they do that anymore
There's one restaurant in town that just brings out a giant one that's like long like a canoe.
Like a party chip?
It's yeah I don't know how I feel about it.
That's how that's what you bring to the uh the Salsa Creek.
You can stand up paddle boarding the Salsa Creek on your tortilla chip.
Yeah yeah.
stand up paddleboard in the Salsa Creek on your tortilla chip.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it's a nice water fixture and I just wanted to share it with you.
No, it's a water Creek, not a water fixture.
A bone water Creek.
It is.
There you go, Dave.
Hey, um, Saturday, Saturday was just a, let's get back into T ball. We missed last week because of the birthday.
We're going to get back into the mix.
It was hot.
Saturday was hot.
It was a hot weekend here.
It was about a mid eighties.
I had to put some sunscreen on to go stand around
and help kids get to second and third and run home.
I got to say the weather had had gave the kids a big case
of the fuck arounds.
It was nice out, man.
I had a case of the fuck arounds cause of that weather, man.
The kids were like out there and they knew something was,
they knew it wasn't supposed to be like that.
And they were, nobody really wanted to focus on what coach
had to say.
Shout out to coach Tito.
Nobody really wanted to listen to what he had to say.
They just wanted to like throw gloves at each other and point at the playground and talk about what they were going to do after
practice. But it was a good time. Good time. Good hits. Saturday evening I contemplated buying the
UFC fight. Glad I didn't. Kind of a dud from what I've been told. So who was it? Sean Strickland
So who was it? Sean Strickland fighting for the title against Drakis Duplessis of South Africa. And just not great. Not great. So what did I do instead? How about this?
I just started watching random episodes of Breaking Bad Season 2.
Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Dudes rock.
I wanted to do Severance, but like, I didn't want to start it.
Alyssa was already down in bed and I was like,
I don't want to do the thing where I get up an episode
and she, you know what I mean?
We want to be on the same page for this.
So I was like, why not just a run back Breaking Bad,
one of the greatest of all time.
And I did.
Oh yeah, we also had the Mavs debut of Anthony Davis.
Looked really, really great.
We actually looked unbelievable.
Played great.
Left injured third quarter.
Going to be out probably three, four weeks, hopefully.
No more, no less.
Probably just a knock.
You got to laugh to keep from crying sometimes.
You don't really get to do that.
Sorry. Yeah, I don't know what you're doing. Sorry. I do feel for you. And that's real.
Yesterday, Super Bowl Sunday, people are wondering what did D-Man get into? Well, D-Man, we stayed
home. Damn, I was wondering what D-Man got into. Saturday morning, we put in a wing stop order.
You know, wing stop, Randy? I'm aware of Wingstop.
Put it in like, yeah, this'll be fine.
It's Super Bowl Sunday.
It's probably, it's the second busiest eating day
of the year per the Today Show.
What's number one, David?
Thanksgiving.
Oh, I guess that makes sense.
Not for Wingstop, but just as far as Americans.
I bet I ate more calories yesterday than I did on Thanksgiving this year year. I'm not sure it's even close same same bad calories, too
um
Put in that order 4 30 pickup prime time. Let's go. I got there a little bit early about 10 10 minutes before so
4 20 far out
Get in it's it's pretty crowded first thing you notice is a lot of people, arms folded arms, cross
kind of hovering, never a good sign.
And you've got people hovering around the, like the counter and not really
like one single line formed.
So you walk in, you're like, am I supposed to check in?
What do I do?
Go up to the guys like, Hey, we put an order in yesterday.
It's under Alyssa showed them the thing.
430 pickup.
He said, Oh, we'll run a little behind 10, 15 minutes.
I was like, cool. No big deal. Super boy. I get it.
Oh, about 45 minutes later, I'm arms folded guy and a line has fallen off the door.
I look out the door. I see Randy. It's your boy. I'm, I'm part of the reason this was happening.
I was like, Hey, I called him because I didn't want to like, I didn't want to leave because
I didn't want to walk through the people.
I call.
I was like, dude, if you're trying to like put in an order for like right now, just go
somewhere else.
They're telling people it's an hour for that.
They're lying.
And Randy's like, well, no, I put it in an order already.
I was like, okay, they're telling people and I watched them do this. It's a hard job. I get it. Super Bowl,
you know, it's going to be very, very busy. You think they'd be prepared, whatever.
They were telling people they're running 10, 15 minutes behind. They were not. They were running
an hour behind on everybody. 45 minutes for you after after you left. Yeah. So I'm part of the problem. I put in my order for 515 pickup.
I put it in at like one o'clock or noon.
So they were getting a bunch of other orders, not the days before.
So whatever.
You know, I got mine probably 515.
I was out of there around six.
So it took me about 45 minutes.
But right before they said they sound like it was going to be three hour
wait for some people. I think it's like, I think people are trying to come in and order
like right there, like three hour wait.
It was, it was tough. And people were starting to like call home and like tell them and like
passive aggressively loudly. You're like a mutiny on your hands. Yeah, it was tough.
I was sitting down and I'm going to tell this real quick. I mentioned this in the Lutz group text, just sitting there, honestly looking at Twitter,
because there was some pregame festivities going on.
I didn't want, you know, I was like, fuck, I don't want to miss.
We got to talk about this.
I don't want to miss it.
Kind of watching on my phone.
Older woman sits down next to me.
She goes, so who'd you bet on?
I was like, honestly did not make any bets this year.
Feeling good about the Chiefs.
Can't bet against my homes, blah, blah, blah.
She's like, yeah. She's like, that makes sense. I'm like, yep.
She goes right into this. She goes, you know, Trump's going to be there.
Oh, God.
I was like, yeah, I heard that. She's like, he's the first sitting president to attend a Superbowl.
That was interesting. That surprised me.
Yeah, I was surprised by that too.
Nice fact, nice fact.
I was like, wow, that's pretty crazy.
She's like, yeah.
She's like, I bet they show them.
I'm like, yeah, I bet they, yeah, they'll show him
probably in some capacity.
And then she starts saying something about
if the Chiefs win, this will be their,
they have 665 wins all time.
And this would be their 666th.
So 666.
And I was like, really?
I was like, I hadn't heard that or thought of it.
She's like, yeah, check it.
So I checked it on my phone.
That's not right at all.
Yeah.
And then she's like, maybe it's the Eagles.
And I was like, man, probably not.
I looked, it's not the Eagles.
I would love, I wish I could have seen your face
while she's explaining it.
Yeah, it's just some Facebook like post.
I was like, and then in my, cause like, I wanted to like,
part of me wanted to get away from this.
Then part of me wanted to be like, so what if it was,
what are you saying that like,
how do you think she liked the halftime show?
How did she care for?
How does she like get this information
that's totally wrong?
Probably Facebook.
It's probably just one random Facebook post.
Everything about this is Facebook.
You could probably picture in the head
what this woman looked like.
She was very nice, but I will say it is a wild move
to just unsolicit, like make friends
and then immediately bring that up.
I mean, honestly, that whole crowd were people of that age age like you and me were the youngest people in that yeah thing so
The wings slapped. Oh, no. Yeah there I'm gonna get my official ranking. We went three flavors
original hot
505
Phenomenal bone-in by the way, okay
lemon pepper always a
salt play. I'll give it a three and a half out of five. Maybe
I'll round it up to a four out of five. Really good. Hickory
smoke barbecue. Not good. Really? Their weakest wing. Two
out of five. Wow. You get enough ranch on it. It's fine. It
just it didn't hit. You just got to stick with the with the
classics there
So wingstop overall not prepared for the Super Bowl, which you know
It's the big game it's the big game it's not the little game it's not the itty-bitty game
But yeah wing stop the the wings were good. Mostly so ranch is amazing. I got I got sweet chili glaze
It's a new one. It was pretty good. Okay, uh got mild
I enjoyed the hickory smoke barbecue, uh, then the hot honey rub. I like the hot honey rub. It's good
Easy to please that really they did have the soup bowl on the tv
So that was nice when I was sitting there for like I was pretty much sitting there whole first quarter
So I got the least watch it
How about you
you know Because like male friendship is just, you know, declining at an alarming rate, I
thought it was time that the lad step out and have some beers. And it really meant like
a lot to me. Just sitting across the table from my friends, looking them into the eye,
having an honest drink together, you know, it really bonded me closer to people and something
I'll truly never forget.
You could not forget that. Yeah. And so shout out to Kelly's Irish pub for making that happen from 2 o'clock until 4 p.m. On Friday afternoon. I
Might get a tattoo in remembrance of that specific happy hour. It meant so much to me. It's beautiful
I went home and I drank a bunch of scotch
for absolutely no reason other than it was nice outside and I was in a really good mood for some reason. Probably because I was coasting on a couple Guinness
after a Manchester United win in the final.
Great company.
And the great company as well.
Dude.
Thanks for the invite, man.
Yeah, I was a real glugger on Friday.
Woke up Saturday not feeling too hot.
So I set my sights on one thing
and one thing only on Saturday.
You know what that was, Dylan?
A French dip sandwich.
From? I got one of the nicer French dips in town. I went to Bartlett's. Did you ever post it? Yeah,
it wasn't my best photo work if I'm being honest. Someone reached out to me personally via DM and
said that it looked like Dylan's ass crack.
I thought that was a little-
It doesn't look like Dylan's ass crack.
I thought that was a little rude.
I promise you that person doesn't know what my ass crack looks like.
I don't know. You've shown it.
No one has ever said an ass crack looked like a French dip sandwich.
I ordered two sides, not just one side of creamy horseradish sauce on the side.
I got two.
I ended up saving that creamy horseradish and repurposing it later.
So I was just straight up dipping.
Utility guy. I ended up saving that creamy horseradish and repurposing it later. So I was just straight-up dipping utility guy dude that when that oh you
Meets that bread and just makes it so dense and so flavorful. Mm-hmm
What about it, oh, it's just like the juxtaposition of it all it's just unparalleled
Sally's remarks that I ate it in record time.
I was just absolutely housing my French dip.
And went to bed pretty early after watching a little Traders.
You're probably thinking to yourself, well, Traders comes out on Thursday.
What are you thinking? Saving it till Saturday?
You had to avoid so many spoilers.
There were so many this week.
Just didn't get around to it. Sunday, Super Bowl Sunday. We went over to our
new friend's house. Dylan wrote about them in a column one time. Seemed a
little rude. Well, he doesn't care about getting gifts. No, he doesn't care about happy
hour beers either. So, you know, what does he care about? Stop. Uh, and uh, had a smorgasbord.
Mashed that cheese tray button.
Sally made some, uh, some s'more dessert bites.
Randy got the gift of those this morning.
He's willing to share with anybody.
I am, I am very excited to try them at lunch.
Uh, but the real stars of the show, uh, we went straight up homemade California pizza kitchen style,
barbecue chicken pizza.
We did that directly into a double smash burger.
It was one of the best spreads I've ever had
at a Super Bowl party, if not the best.
Made a home in time for the halftime show
and just kind of crashed out, man.
Tried to watch some reality TV
after the Super Bowl last night.
Had to stay up and see if uh, Jalen hurts thank god
For our accountant's bet we were champion at the bet
He had 20 big dogs on uh
The mvp to thank god first and uh, luckily we got that you gotta put big dogs on the mvp to thank god
Yeah, how many big dogs you guys win this weekend on the big game?
I didn't win any big dogs
damn, dude, so you had the
Chiefs
Like I told Brenda at Wingstop. I didn't I didn't bet I actually lost
$40 on Super Bowl squares, but my weekend. Thanks for asking. Well, um, I guess yeah, I don't have too much nobody
Nobody had a more Austin weekend that I did this weekend. What'd you do? My guess, yeah. I don't have too much. Nobody, nobody had a more Austin weekend
than I did this weekend.
What'd you do?
My cousin was in town, so whenever someone's in town,
try to pack as much Austin stuff.
Friday, Perry's Pork Chop.
And then Friday night went to EMOS to go watch a band.
What band?
Dexter and the Moon Rocks.
They're a bigger, they're a newer alt rock band.
Gorda was going there.
They're big on TikTok.
Shout out to Gorda.
Yeah, go shout out to Gorda.
I've seen these guys.
Yeah. Really?
They're at ACL too.
Yeah, I've seen these guys before.
So Perry's Pork Chop going to a show.
Can we get offered to interview these guys?
And we said no.
Probably.
Dumb Dumbs.
Oops.
Then went out to West for a little bit and got some via 313 and then went home.
So that was that was Friday.
Did you say kill shot?
Oh, yeah.
So kill shot at Dexter and moon rocks there.
So that was cool.
Then Saturday morning, breakfast tacos at Taco Deli throughout the afternoon.
We did Barton Springs.
It was a nice hot day.
Then Saturday night, right after Barton Springs
before Matt's got some Terry Blacks
because I just wanted him to try some of the barbecue.
What time did you go?
Around five o'clock.
How'd that line look, Hans?
It was pretty quick.
Yeah, we were in and out there probably in 20 minutes.
Boy, you were a real eater this weekend.
And then we went to Matt's and I got some brisket enchiladas.
You guys like my brisket enchiladas?
Little sodium over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then after Matt's, we went out to East sixth
for a little bit.
But yeah, it was a good weekend.
Austin, Randy.
Austin weekend.
Give me your rank the meats of Terry Black's.
Oh, I think their jalapeno cheddar sausage
is maybe the best sausage I've ever had in my life.
Everyone knows that about Randy.
He loves that stuff.
It's so good.
Indiana boy.
The brisket is good though too.
I think I personally prefer,
I think my barbecue's brisket over theirs,
but their sausage is the best in the city.
Hey, I'm not gonna fight you on that.
Big old cheese chunks in that sausage.
Oh yeah.
They hit.
So good.
I'm not a sausage guy, but the Terry Black sausage
is notably a step above the rest.
Cause he was here all week for work
and they did Interstellar Barbecue.
And he said that he wasn't like as impressed with it.
He lived in St. Louis and has done a lot of St. Louis
and Kansas City Barbecue, but Terry Blacks,
he thought was much better than Interstellar.
Interstellar got the star, right?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Can't say, I've never had it.
Whoa.
I've never had Interstellar.
I don't know.
He's doing Trump.
Terrible movie.
This guy.
Where's barbecue?
This guy had a real eating weekend.
Now he's just doing Trump.
Dude, yeah, that bathroom break on had a real eating weekend. Now, he's just doing Trump. Dude. Yeah,
that uh that bathroom break on
Sunday wasn't the best. Okay.
Okay. Okay. We don't need to
hear about that. People kind of
assumed. Yeah, dude. No one was
sitting there making chill.
Bathroom break was great. Chill
dog. No bad. This isn't this
weekend. Stop, dudes. No one
thought that everything went well. Stop. Ooh. That's it.
It was a great weekend.
There's no phantom.
Do you have any big dogs on the game?
No, I just had the four things.
Oh, we did come back Saturday night and played N64.
A lot of Super Smash, but did play some Perfect Dark.
Ooh.
That was like my cousin's,
I play Perfect Dark with the most.
So it was good.
It was good game.
Yeah.
Good game.
Underrated.
Underrated.
Did you guys get out there?
Did you guys go to step or anything?
No, we just went to some bar.
We both like at both nights got to inflection points like, all right,
we either need to put on the gas or go home.
And both nights we just decided to go home.
Especially Saturday night, we could have gotten super hammered, but he
his flight was nine thirty in the morning.
I'm like, yeah, maybe we just go home and play.
And so you guys do any uppers?
No. yeah.
Matt's knockout martini.
Woohoo!
Buddy!
I'm at all ranchos, at all ranchos,
I'm at all ranchos, at all ranchos.
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Yeah.
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Let's talk big game.
Any takeaways from the big game boys?
Ass whipping.
My main one.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, not, not very inspiring stuff.
I know.
I knew the Eagles had a better team on paper.
Thought it would come down to the quarterback position.
Kind of underestimated that front four from Philly.
Sheesh.
Those boys showed up.
Zero blitzes.
Pressure more than half the time.
Yeah, they had Patrick Mahomes sweating.
It was that guy's name Sweatt.
Yeah.
It was a pun.
Yeah, it was a good pun.
Thank you. Yes. Yeah, it was a good pun. Thank you
Yeah
Huh save this talk for TMD for me so Drake's in Australia
Last night we saw
Kendrick Lamar perform Not Like Us at the halftime of the Super Bowl. Drake's ex was sea walking on stage right during the song and I'm pretty sure everyone
enjoyed that portion
of the halftime show.
Do we think that Drake made you never come back?
Is there more?
I'll be back.
Is there more, I saw some narratives last night
saying that like people have died in beefs
and they've been treated better than Drake.
Like I don't think he wants to like
confront this anymore. He's in
the lab just cooking right now. Imagine running up against a hater at that level. Generational hating
going on. Yeah he um it's tough to see you um okay it's real tough like a week ago or two weeks ago
when the uh the guy wins uh all the Grammys. part of that is because he wrote a song and it's
about you and he alludes to your alleged pedophilia in the song.
It's real tough when he does that song at the Super Bowl and a lot of people in the
stadium chant, a minor.
It's tough.
It's tough.
I got to say the camera work of that Super Bowl halftime show
was really cool.
Yeah.
Especially that particular part where
it's Kendrick walking around in a circle
looking at the camera.
You kinda almost feel like you're Drake
just getting pummeled.
Yeah, that was the feel I had.
Feel like B-Rabbit's just yelling at you on stage.
Eight mile.
Yeah.
Mom's spaghetti.
Marshall Mathers.
Eminem.
I think a lot of people realize how tiny Kendrick is.
Little fella.
Yeah, not a tall guy.
My wife was like, oh, that's what he looks like?
I was like, you've just never seen Kendrick Lamar before.
People pointing out he's very cuddly looking.
I was just like, you've just never seen Kendrick Lamar before people pointing out. He's very cuddly looking
Like I was just like never
You know, there are some songs of his I would have liked more some is all but it's the his halftime show That's it was it was it was I thought it was great. I get why a lot of people
Didn't love it cuz I think there's still a lot of people old
I didn't love it because I think there's still a lot of people, olds, unfamiliar with this catalog and that's that's
fine. Yeah, my dad, my dad didn't know who the halftime
performer was and I'm like, yeah, you can probably just
skip it. You're not gonna like this. You're not gonna like it.
I like the halftime performance. II don't listen to
a lot of Kendrick like the my most exposure to Kendrick was
like I had a roommate who listened to him all the time so
I didn't really need to like put him on in my personal time.
He was just playing in our living room constantly.
Was it Matt?
No, it wasn't Matt.
And I like his music, but like it wasn't a performer
that was like getting me pumped up,
but I was like, I couldn't wait to see how he,
how it went with not like us.
Like I was giddy the entire time.
Just being like, man, this is going to be very entertaining.
Jack Samuel Jackson.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
SZA.
I thought we were going to get Chalamet on stage.
I thought that was a possibility, but I feel like that would have been a heat
check moment for him for Chalamet.
He's playing it right.
Yeah.
Okay.
So here's, can I, can I give you my solution for it being a heat check moment?
Yes.
I thought it would have been great to invite Timothy Chalamet on stage, but instead of
having him perform anything with like a microphone, just make him a backup dancer.
Would that not have been the funniest shit in the world?
The backup dancers were killing it.
Just having Chalamet back there just hitting it would have been good.
You probably wouldn't have even noticed him.
How much of it, did he do any vocals on Bob Dylan movie? Yeah. Really? So he's got. He performed three different songs on
SNL. Oh, I did not know. The rare host. Vocal chops like that. Oh, it's Bob Dylan. You
know, he's kind of like, yeah, he's, you know, yeah, it's a certain, it's a certain kind
of sound. It's never, it's never been that for me. I
Appreciate it. I never had a Dylan phase Bob Dylan
I like hurricane quite a bit
Before I go insane that one
She moves her body like a cyclone
Different that's not actually Bob Dylan. That's Baby Bash.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Halle Berry, Halle Berry.
I like the set design.
It was very, like very simplistic,
just like an urban street.
I was like, oh, this is a nice stage here.
Yeah, I thought it was well done.
I didn't like, I didn't catch like every commercial.
I didn't catch every commercial.
I didn't have that many, tickle my fancy that much.
I enjoyed, I don't know why I enjoyed this because I don't play a lot of it,
but I did enjoy the Willem Dafoe Pickleball commercial
for some reason.
Like we got Michelob Ultra in the mix
doing just Willem Dafoe content, I'm okay with that.
The Tim Robinson commercial, we've talked about talked about that I didn't see that one
totino kids kids man it was really funny I like the the Baja blast one with seal
it just it just felt like it was a late 2000s commercial it was like oh we're
going back to that yeah I'm okay with that does it count if it was real if the
commercial actually was playing before the Super Bowl?
Because the Bud Light commercial I thought was very strong with Post,
Gillis, and Peyton Manning.
But they'd been playing that one for a week.
Why don't they just give those guys the WhatsApp treatment?
Sorry, not WhatsApp treatment. Waaahhhhhh!
Tell me that commercial doesn't go viral for Bud Light if you've got Gillis, Peyton Manning in post.
They've gotta run it back at some point.
They have to, like why not?
Redone.
Just do it.
Why was Pete Davidson sitting with Kevin Costner?
I don't know.
Boy, there was one thing that I imagine
they were talking about.
And it's the fair sex.
Women.
I think those two think they're Eskimo bros.
He says, yeah, guys Sandler and Paul McCartney chopping it up.
Speaking of who Alex Earl in that Carlos junior commercial.
Sheesh.
Chill out.
Uh, why don't you go put a little slash on the board there.
Yeah, put a little slashy on the board out there, Randy.
I will.
I don't know.
Pete Davidson, New York guy, right?
Yeah, Long Island guy.
Just kind of.
Oh, hold on, Staten Island, I think.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not well versed.
Okay.
How many different commercials was McConaughey in?
Was it two or was it three different products?
I don't know.
He was in the post, what's the delivery Uber Eats.
He was in Uber Eats and then he was in Salesforce too.
He can turn those down.
Just saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, but when he's spending all of his time
on the sidelines of, you know, UT games.
It's the minister of culture.
Not a lot of time to act.
Kind of got to take advantage of the Super Bowl time.
That's fair.
That's a great point.
Go get the bag.
Dylan, I'm seeing here that you narked
on someone this weekend.
I did.
I narked.
Did someone put their dog residue somewhere? That had nothing to do with that. So after dinner on Saturday,
it was me, Chelsea, and my friend Kevin, aka Kaymoney. Y'all have met him. We walked over to
Barton Springs Saloon for just a little nightcap, had a beer there. We're sitting out on the patio.
It was a great night.
And this is at the intersection,
is a pretty busy intersection.
It's South tomorrow in Barton Springs.
And we're sitting there and we noticed
that a lot of people were gathering at the intersection,
almost all of them wearing black clothing. A lot of people were gathering at the intersection,
almost all of them wearing black clothing.
Then we also noticed that a lot of like loud cars were just screaming by.
Oh, okay.
I almost just said to you,
like for listeners out there to picture
where Dylan's talking about,
it's where there was a takeover.
Yes. A lot of loud cars, a lot of, you know, modified
mufflers just whipping whipping by and then we were people
skirt skirting people were skirt skirting. And more and more
people started to gather and it caught everyone's attention that
was at the bar and everyone's like standing up kind of like
looking like what the hell's going on. The bouncer of the bar
knew what was going on and I believe he's the one who alerted the police.
And so more and more cars, I'm talking like, you know, big spoilers and you
know, you can imagine.
Are there any slabs there?
Don't think there are any slabs.
Different kind of vehicle.
I didn't know if like any slabs were there.
More and more people started to gather
and we're like, ah, something's about to pop off.
Someone takes a firework,
throws in the middle of the intersection,
this big explosion, like things, shit's going everywhere.
And cop cars have started to gather.
I'm talking probably 10 cop cars,
like not doing anything but lurking.
Like they, like no one had done anything yet
to warrant like police interaction,
but it was coming.
I feel like a firework getting thrown in the middle
is enough.
For some reason the firework,
the cops didn't do anything, I don't know why.
Dude, there was someone that threw a firework inside the crowd at blues of
the green probably some shit had teenager but like yeah there were cops so at this
point we kind of retreated we were over by p terry's right there on South Hamar
and there were cops in their vehicles like parked on the sidewalk there. It's a pretty big sidewalk right there
So they were lined up without three cop cars
just waiting for shit to pop off and
this one dude is leaving the
The parking lot that I'm standing next to and and he has his window down and he kind of hears his talk and we're like
Yeah, I guess everyone's just leaving and he looked, he goes, we're going to the next location.
It's at MLK.
It's like, okay, I don't know why you think,
I'm wearing a Howler Brothers shirt.
Like, I'm not going with you guys.
You know?
Thanks for telling me.
And he drives off and people start to disperse
and cars are screaming down the street,
just evading the intersection.
Are they skirt skirting?
They're skirt skirting. And I was like, I should go tell the fucking cop just evading the intersection. Are they skirt skirting? They're skirt skirting.
And I was like, I should go tell the fucking cop
where they're going next.
I walked over there.
I walked over to a police car and he sees me,
he puts his window down and I said, excuse me officer,
they're going to the MLK location next.
I just totally fucking knocked on them.
Location of what?
They were, because of the police presence there
they decided to move the location of the intersection takeover. Okay. So
intersection takeover if you don't know basically like people do donuts in an
intersection and people stand around in a big circle so if you're trying to
drive through you can't you have to basically go around it's it's obviously
totally against the law. Yeah I told told the cops, I was like,
they're moving to MLK.
Dude, fuck these people.
And the cops just took off, like, all right, thanks.
Were they actually doing the donuts?
They hadn't gotten to that point yet, no.
But that was clearly what was about to happen.
It's just so dangerous and so stupid,
and you're doing it at such a busy intersection
that will affect the city so much.
Like Will said earlier, this exact thing happened
at this intersection a few months ago,
and it was on the news, like police showed up
and like they took it over and they shut down
the intersection for I think a pretty long period of time.
I'm just trying to get home from Matt's
with my kids in the back.
Yeah, it was a fucking scene.
Pivotal to this?
It was a scene.
Dude, like one thing I respect about society
is that no matter how wild society gets,
people still just hate the people that do this.
What's the worst?
How was this your Saturday night?
Like you're a fucking loser.
What are you doing?
You know, the people that try to stand
as close to the cars as they can.
Oh dude.
It's like, how's this gonna end for you?
It's great when they get clipped.
My Twitter used to be a lot of people getting wrecked.
Yeah, that happens a lot.
And it's fucking, there's some, yeah, people die doing this.
And your haircuts as far as the eye can see,
it was really funny.
It's insane.
Yeah.
I've never actually witnessed one,
but when I see the videos, I just, I don't get it.
The guy that told us about it,
he had a hilariously, like cartoonishly tall spoiler on the back of his Mustang.
It was so funny looking.
He looked like a total idiot.
Yeah, we're going to MLK now.
Like, okay.
Do you feel kind of cool that like he gave you the nod?
Yeah, like you think I'm part of this crew dog?
Like, no.
He was funny.
You don't necessarily give undercover,
but like I could see it.
With the mustache.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Like who is this motherfucker here?
Yeah, they need to talk to this guy.
He needs to keep some this guy.
And you're right.
You're right.
I am a narc.
I think the closest we got in high school, we, there was not a thing.
There wasn't a street takeover in high school, but off Royal lane in Dallas,
there were the street races where it was just like an old
school line of cars and they wanted to run it and they would just race and like people
would stand and go and you'd get like badass cars.
You'd get my dad's like old Oldsmobile Olaro that my buddy Keith was driving.
You would get like people wanted to rate and it was just, that's all it was.
It was just races and they eventually,
and you get DPD finally figured it out
and they even brought a helicopter out
to bust it up one time.
But that was it.
Close as we get in Harbor Springs
was just me asking my boy Max during a snowstorm
if you wanted to leave the high school basketball game
at halftime and go hit some ditties
in the church parking lot.
This got the choppers swirling too.
Really?
Yeah.
I need some clarity on that, Dave.
So you took your dad's car to a race
and then let your friend race it?
I took it.
We drove and then my buddy was like,
dude, let me drive it.
So I'm like, okay.
So we did it.
If Rhodes like had one of his buddies race a car,
how mad would you be if you found that out?
Oh, pretty bad.
Oh my God.
I don't think my dad knows about that.
It'd be over. It'd be over, dude. No license. How mad would you be if you found that out? Oh, pretty bad. Oh my god. I think my dad knows about that.
It'd be over.
It'd be over, dude.
No license.
My buddy would bring his old Mustang 5.0.
Oh yeah.
I got 85.
Oh yeah, those were sick.
That thing was mean, dude.
They were fast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, we just didn't have that.
Yeah, I don't know why this is the intersection that they have chosen.
It's such a fucking annoying one, dude.
Don't do that to my Pete Harrys, man.
People at the bar, were they cheering them on or were they just kind of like, come on?
No, we were all standing up like, what's about to happen here?
And the bartender, not the bartender, the doorman there was like,
I'm not about to let this happen again. It's really bad for business.
So I think he's the one who got on the horn with the bar.
Oh, good. That's the guy right there.
Good, good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like made a joke about supporting it last time
we talked about it on here.
And I had like numerous people reach out to me
being like, they're not cool.
And I was like, I know they're not cool.
I was kidding.
I remember last time-
You joke about that.
The police were criticized for the last one because-
They didn't do much.
A few of them showed up
and then I think they were overwhelmed by the crowd.
Oh yeah. I think it gets to the point where it's like, I mean,
if you show up too late and they've already got it taken over,
there's not much you can do at that point.
What are you going to do? Put your car in the middle of it and like get hit.
Three hundred people. You can't do that.
They don't give a shit.
Anyway, the situation.
That's hilarious. I know it was funny.
Yeah, like you just want to have a beer.
Next thing you know, you're inhaling brake dust. Yeah, cool.
Yeah, someone had like like face covers on, you know. Oh, yeah, I would don't want to be identified.
Like, what are you doing? Loser. They had freaking face diapers on.
Yeah, dude, I'd be so mad if I was going home from dinner like
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This is one of those situations where a video hit the timeline just, you know, right after
the recording window for circling back had stopped for the week.
I'm talking about Montoya.
So Temptation Island, Spain.
Montoya, no.
Do you guys ever watch Temptation Island?
No, I'm just familiar with the concept.
I don't know if it's currently broadcast in the United States.
It was like one of the original TV shows that just sent people to an island and told them
to get horny together, which you have to respect.
And so it's been on for a while.
Is it pre-date Love Island?
Yeah.
Like the reason I started watching it, not to expose myself too much, was because Bill
Simmons got really into it and started writing about it like back when he was on ESPN and so I started watching it because it was pretty bad hilarious reality
television and yeah it's kind of like when Kareem went to the Lakers yeah you're right
that was my bill how's your screen time this week dude it's it's real bad hey this shirt he's wearing is heat though.
Yeah, he looks good. He looks good. I think we just need to watch this clip.
If you don't speak Spanish, I apologize, but hopefully you're watching on YouTube at youtube.com
slash circling back. You're subscribed there.
You don't need a dub to understand what's going on.
Yeah, we'll let you know when to pause, pause Randy if there's anything we need to talk about
You don't want to see your girls smooching down the beach at this point Oh I'm going to go. Oh no lights are out. He wants to hit the beat. He
wants to run so bad. She talks
him out of it. Isn't he a pro
soccer player? I don't know. I
think he is. He's a hot man.
Like my I think he's a pro
soccer player.
Oh, he's on his knees. Can you pause, Randy?
This is the shot right here on his knees.
Like there's very few things in life that will bring me to my knees these days and make
me start screaming.
Do we need to explain what's what's happening in case people aren't watching Montoya's girls
in bed with another man and it seems that so things are about to pop off in that bed.
He's watching it live.
It's a live feed of these two in bed together.
And it's got like the night vision on
because they cut the lights.
It's diabolical.
He gets in bed with her.
Like on Love Island, they only show recorded clips later
during like movie night.
Showing them a live feed while it's happening
and you're like within running distance.
Yeah, it's like, I don't know,
a quarter mile away or closer than that. Like it's close enough to where he can get there if he needs to. like, you're running and you're like, within running distance. Yeah, yeah. It's like, uh, I
don't know, a quarter mile away
or closer than that. Like, it's
close enough to where he can get
there if he needs to. It's a
great debate. Like, do you want
to just let it play out or do
you run and try to stop it?
Because like, it's weird. You're
like, well, you were going to do
it anyway. It's tough. Let's
see what he does. He had
feelings for this woman. Clearly. Tranquilo Montoya, por favor.
Tranquilo.
I love that he's just pulling his shorts up the entire time.
Very short.
Todo becho Sandra.
Just the pageantry of a Spaniard who's going through it.
He's on the beach.
This guy does two things that I don't do when I get angry.
He runs and he rips his shirt open. He's on the beach. This guy does two things that I don't do when I get angry.
He runs and he rips his shirt open.
But just the shot of him running through the water, you don't need to put your shoes in the water.
See, he knows that they're smooching in bed. He doesn't know that they're about to...
It's worse Montoya.
What about the cameraman?
He misses the part where they're having sex.
The cameraman is absolutely chopping to keep up with this professional athlete.
While this is close, it's not that close. I mean, it's a good
Looks 500 yards away. Yeah, if you're somebody else in this villa and you hear him screaming up
Are you just like oh no tonight's gonna be
That was the sound you just heard is what you think it is
They stopped because they hear him running up to the house
People that's the first time we've shown sex on the circling back. Why are people doing this?
Why are people doing this on national television? I don't know. Yeah, you get it for you gotta be so horny that you don't care
Crazy to put yourself out there like that
You won't even put your feet on the timeline. That's right
crazy to put yourself out there like that. You won't even put your feet on the timeline.
That's right.
Dude, that first shot when he hits the beach
and there's like a lightning strike in the background,
that is art.
It's electric, dude.
Like, so how did this all pan out from Antoya?
I saw the part two where the girl emerges from the room.
They try to talk it out.
I can't understand what they're saying.
So what I've seen is background material.
It is similar to Love Island where like,
she gets to see what he's doing.
And obviously now he gets to see what her,
he all he did with a young, a different young lady.
So he'd been with the young lady here, Anita,
who cheats on him,
but a different young lady gave him a lap dance
and pissed off Anita. And then this was her retaliation for a lap dance. And my mind is going to Love Island.
Not exactly an eye for an eye, is it?
No. And I'm thinking Love Island, Casa Amor, where like, if the worst thing your partner does
is get a lap dance, you're like, okay. Okay.
Like, okay. That's really nice. I've known you for five weeks where that's probably
that big of a deal.
Dylan was mad respectful and cost some more.
He only got a lap.
Not like he licked a tit or whatever.
He did.
Oh, I licked a, yeah.
I obviously I licked a tit or whatever.
And then she went nuclear.
Yeah, she had intercourse with another guy.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone do it like that on TV before.
You know what clip is powerful when we don't understand a word that they're saying and
you still know the whole storyline and it's art, like you said.
Montoya, dude.
He's going through it, man.
This is the best thing to ever happen in this show.
I hope people are buying Montoya jerseys if he actually is a professional athlete, like
I'm alleging.
The brand's got ahold of it.
And I saw some real good tweets in the next 28 hours.
Oh really?
Not 29 hours, just 28.
Did I say 28?
Yeah.
I wonder why.
No, it had a shelf life and it expired.
It's a thing in the business.
You gotta be in the know.
Yep, by two o'clock the next day it was over.
There's some good memes.
All over the TL. A lot of memes.
I just feel bad for the guy, man.
What was the other scene when he was ripping his shirt off?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think Montoya might be fiery, you know?
Yeah.
I think he might have a lot of passion in life
towards a lot of things.
She was trying to appa...
She was mad at him at first, afterward,
and then like was trying to be really apologetic.
And I'm just thinking like, I don't think there's,
I don't know.
And he hadn't even seen the worst of it.
Yeah, he did.
Or heard.
Like, I don't know if you're getting back to the other.
He didn't see the gyration.
You can't come back from that.
No, no, that real, that live feed's tough.
It is.
I want to, there's not a lot out there
outside of this video. I want to know if like,, there's not a lot out there outside of this video.
I want to know if like, if they get wind, like the producers are watching it and they're
like, Oh shit's about to go down.
So they go get Montoya.
Like, dude, you might, you might want to look at this one.
Yeah.
They've been talking.
Uh, they're pretty excited to go back to their bedroom tonight.
You might want to get the live feed going for this one.
Yeah.
Poor guy.
How do you think she feels?
Like, do you think she knew like the extent of,
like how good the camera tech was at this point?
Like, was she like, oh, I thought this was like
old school real world where it's just like,
pull the covers up and then they cut away.
They know there's a camera mounted, like,
in the room, pointed at the bed.
Dude, it's over for you when you see your girl in bed
with a guy who's wearing tighty-whities.
That Euro underwear.
Like at that point, it's done for you.
The most Euro underwear.
Yeah, you have no question about what it is
that they were doing.
Dude, our boy Casey from Love Island's been rocking
a little speedo during Love Island All Stars.
He's getting some fair criticism for being his third year
in a row going on Love Island,
which I think is just.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got to link back up with Tom.
Terrible season.
Yeah, he needs Tom back in his life.
This has gotta be it for him.
Yeah, I hope this plays out.
I thought I had read something about him
and Montoya ending up with the host.
I don't know if that's true.
I'm ready for the Montoya redemption story.
Yeah, give Montoya like an entire show.
Yeah, I would be fine with that. Also, like, this is the thing that sucks is like,
it's not a show that I'm gonna just hop in and watch because, you know, it's in Spanish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As much as I'd like to see this play out, I don't know if I can deal with that.
Is this streaming on Peacock?
I'm curious what the format is in compared to Love Island.
Here, if I just, let me, what was it called again?
Temptation Island. Temptation Island.
Imagine if it's Love Island
and you got Maya Jam on there watching it with you.
Like what's your move?
You want to just kind of act cool?
Like, oh, this is fine, I'm not even mad.
Okay, Temptation Island's electric. I forgot how good it is. It says that it follows couples who are
separated from each other to test their commitment. So the format involves the couples living in
separate villas with singles of the opposite sex and then being reunited to decide if they want
to stay together. So he's out here seeing Anita who he's been with.
Oh, that's so much worse.
Just clabbing, dude.
That's so much worse. It'sbing dude. That's so much worse.
It's not good.
It's not good.
Yeah.
If you're in Casa Amor in Love Island,
you're allowed to make out during challenges
cause that's the expectation.
And like you could probably get away
with getting a lap dance,
but you're gonna face some backlash.
You're gonna get a lap dance at some point
and they're gonna check your heart rate.
Oh, true.
That's a whole thing.
True.
Like that's all, you gotta be okay
with that level of interaction.
Yeah, that's just human nature.
Dylan, we have some good news for you.
What's up, man?
The Colombian president has been somewhat outspoken
about some stuff.
I don't know how this applies to me exactly.
He said, cocaine is no worse than whiskey
and is only illegal because it comes from Latin America.
Interesting. I'm listening.
He said, cocaine is illegal
because it's made in Latin America,
not because it is worse than whiskey.
He said, scientists have analyzed it.
Cocaine is no worse than whiskey,
suggesting that the global cocaine industry
could be easily dismantled
if the drug were legalized worldwide.
Let's talk about it.
Should we make a tank top, hypothetically?
He wants that tax route.
That says legalize cocaine on it and sell it via a store?
You have my attention.
We were ahead of our time back then.
What if we never even promote that and then find out
that it's one of our biggest sellers of all time
when we check the analytics one day?
How many copycats of that shirt have been done?
Hundreds.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He notes that, he pointed out that fentanyl
is killing Americans and that is not made in Columbia.
Fact.
He's like, not on me, player.
Not on me.
Columbia, of course, unfortunately,
in the projected impact zone of the asteroid.
So.
3%.
Yeah.
Man. Imagine that dust cloud though. Yeah. Oh, shit. the projected impact zone of the asteroid. So yeah.
Imagine that dust cloud though. Yeah.
Oh shit.
Dude, if that had been around when the dinosaurs were around
and they just were getting zooted before they went down.
Cocaine production in Columbia reached a record high
in 2023, jumping 53% to 2,600 tons.
It feels like a lot of cocaine, man.
You know they chew the coca leaf down there too.
Yeah.
Which I don't think is a problem.
I feel like you would do it here.
It's like a numbing agent in pain.
Mild stimulant suppresses hunger, thirst, pain and fatigue.
Yeah.
I don't have it pulled up right here or anything.
Right.
Would you chew on one? I try okay just chewing on a coca I think that's pretty normal
sure okay let's chew coca leaves I don't know comparing it to whiskey I don't
know whiskey ruined a lot of lives whiskey fair fair made a lot of lives. Whiskey. Fair. Fair. Made a lot
of good country songs. That's facts. You know what I say to
him? Rain makes corn. Corn makes whiskey. Sure. Rain makes
coke. I'll say that to him. Sure. I mean, yeah. Both can kill you pretty quick if you don't do it right.
Yeah. Too much of both can kill you.
You ever just look at a handle of liquor and just think,
this could kill me right now?
Yeah. If I drink the whole, if I just chug the whole thing, yeah.
Will said that to me in the office the other day.
He has had a fifth of whiskey.
He's like, if I just chug this, I would die.
You'd die.
I would die.
Yeah.
I gave it the old college try on Friday, apparently.
Did y'all ever have a dude at your high school,
like who was like the first one to get like real fucked up
and I got their stomach pumped.
And it was like, dude, you got his stomach pumped
over the weekend.
There was like one kid, you're like,
he was forever known as the dude who got his stomach pumped.
Yeah. And yeah,
we just had it. Was it you? No, but I have some I have some
friends who that he had to do that. Damn.
No, we didn't. We didn't. People didn't think it was cool to get
your stomach pumped or anything. But it wasn't. We had a kid. We
had a kid who like, was known as the kid who could just take a ton of drugs
and so they just called him the Dumpster.
Yeah, that's not a good nickname.
And it was like, dude, yeah, he's just the drug dumpster.
It's not a good name.
He could just take whatever.
If you're the dumpster, you're either known for,
you'll eat anything or you'll do any drugs.
Or you just generally treat your body like trash.
Yeah, your body's not your temple.
I think the dumpster's doing okay though.
That's good.
Yeah.
Good to hear.
Yeah, I always liked him.
He cleaned up his act.
He was never a bad guy.
Always a good guy.
He did a lot of drugs.
Yeah, he just enjoyed some head changes
every once in a while.
You know what I say this Colombian president will?
Fogs.
Friday, I've been served.
Fogs.
Yeah, should we have come up with headlines
for this Colombian president?
That's the morning when everyone just gets told
to go in the conference room at TFM.
All right, guys.
We haven't done the headlines thing in a while.
No, we need a headline.
Headlines.
We could have done Super Bowl headlines.
We've done that before, I feel like.
They booed Taylor.
Yeah, I mean, that's just Eagles fans though, right?
They're gonna boo her.
Yeah, like I just feel like Eagles fans will boo anybody
who's not on their side.
According to Trump, it was the Trump fans
who never forget.
I mean, there's probably some truth to that.
She was with High Spice.
Was she?
I still don't know who that person is.
Is she a musician?
Mm-hmm, she is.
Yep.
She's got a track with Taylor. Oh,
it's great. Tape spitting facts. Okay. Cocaine less dangerous than fentanyl, right?
Yeah. Cocaine is, or I'm sorry, fentanyl is used as a pain medication, like in
as a pain medication, like in proper doses in the hospital
and shit. Sally uses it like every day.
Yeah.
Not personally, she administers it safely to patients
who require anesthesia.
I was just gonna say it's crazy.
I Taylor Swift became famous because that Yadav guy.
Yiddler.
Yadav Yiddler.
He needs to not.
Oh Kanye, what are we gonna do with you?
I like that he knew it was over for him
when he saw that Elon unfollowed him.
He's like, oh shit, this might be my last time.
Did he acknowledge it on Twitter?
I missed it.
Yeah, he tweeted something about like,
well, Elon unfollowed me, so it might be up for me.
Man, it'd be cool if Elon kind of took that line of thought.
I unfollowed him.
He needs to log off for a little bit, dude.
That dude needs to touch grass.
Can only do with so many low effort quote tweets
or replies, just one word.
Yes.
Come on, man.
Interesting.
Give me value.
Just give me some value.
Twitter stinks right now.
Even if you're wrong, I'd love to see like two sentences
at least like, oh yeah, interesting. Yeah.
Ooh, the last mission impossible trailer just dropped.
Ooh.
Like it's the final one ever.
Think so. So they're never going to remake anymore.
The final Tom Cruise one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is he putting his windows down and cruising on out of there?
Hard to say.
Part two.
Are they going to get rid of Ethan and bring in his brother Mike?
Mike Hunt.
His name's Hunt.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know maybe I
Guess I should just watch the trailer. Yeah, I
Can't realize that mission impossible even saw do I need to learn learn myself up on someone dude. They're good. They're awesome
I can't remember any of the storylines. That's how I feel about bond though, dude
Yeah, I might remember what the villain looks like but I don't remember
I don't know what they're at like world domination or some shit like I don't fucking typically like acquiring a weapon
Yeah. Oh, yeah, like a weapon that could kill everybody. Yeah, when it comes to watching movies high
It's fantasy comedy and spy movies. So I went through all the mission possibles. I'm ready
Can you do a super cut scene of the casino Royale poker scene? That's just set to a crazy game of poker
I already did a super cut of Dave giving his smoothie recipe.
His optimized proprietary.
Do you not remember that?
Proprietary.
Proprietary, you don't remember that?
What?
What does this have to do with it?
What the freak are you talking about?
Casino Royale, I had Dave's voice
over Daniel Craig doing his order
There's not the first thing I did before I even worked for you guys. So how I got my foot in the door here, man
Having these kids as a race memories from my brain that just didn't matter before
If you're if you're at home go scroll back to the circling back Instagram
It's like one of the first real scroller 15 posts.
Is he sitting at the?
Yeah, I think I remember.
I kind of I kind of know you're talking about somebody was saying Randy was a D.I.
hire. I needed somebody with the fuck arounds.
Sure. All right, right.
All right.
I'm going to have this more that Sally made.
I'm very excited.
I might as'more what?
Do it again.
Say it again.
Bye.
S'more what? Thanks for watching guys!