Circling Back - Moonwalks, Lad Statues, & Intermittent Fasting

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

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All right, we're back. Circle and Back podcast presented by Busy Heart Seltzer, the only heart sauce with vitamin C from Superfruit Acerola. My name's Will DeFries. It's my left, David Ruff. Good morning. How's everybody doing? I'd like to use this platform.

Don't answer that question. I'm doing fine. I want to use this real quick. Hopefully, by the time this podcast goes out, Bruce has been found. But our friend, W.R. Bolin, Ross Bolin, dog got out. It's an Aussie. His name's Bruce, a mini Aussie. and dog got out it's an aussie his name's bruce mini aussie and if you're in south southwest austin slaughter velloway park bowie high school area keep an eye out he's a little skittish so don't

yell his name but yeah hopefully we can we can we can help him out big ups to bruce at wr bolin if you're trying to find a photo of this dog so you know where to go. Yes. At W.R. Bolin. Need Bruce back. Gotta have the B-man back in the mix. Got to. Yeah. What about the DJ? Hey, man, I'm also, well, I'm happy to be here.

Although I am concerned about Bruce, too. I'm happy to be here, though. I think it's going to be a good week of podcasting good content overall got some things in the works did you see the news it's actually content week what i didn't know that yeah hey real quick if you would indulge me um i would like to read off a list of cocktails I would like to read off a list of cocktails that our friend Randy consumed while at dinner the other night. Just real quick. I would like this, Dylan.

Can I guess? Please do. Real quick. Just like whiskey on the rocks? You would be way off. A good guess. Okay. A classic martini.

Here we go. A Woodford Old Fashioned. Okay, that's normal. Famously has some sugar in it though yeah but i mean you can justify that if you're if you're worried about the sugar in your old fashion you're right don't worry that was his first drink of the night as far as i'm aware yeah his only sugary drink i'm sure he then from there went to a rosé colored glasses um wait a minute then he hit us with the texas tiki dream can we speak to the rose colored glasses of course of course i need more the rose colored glasses uh as randy said oh this smells like gushers gushers uh famously uh pretty sweet and sugary yeah yeah then he hit

us with the texas teki dream which was a tiki drink about yay tall. I'm showing about, I mean, it was a full glass. I'm talking like a highball tiki drink, like pink in color, I believe, if memory serves. Then a gold mint. Not sure what's in the gold mint. Well, we can look it up. Were there flakes of gold in it? I don't know. Then he hit us with the blueberry fields forever.

That's when things got a little bit hazy. Blueberry fields. I don't even know if Dylan and I were still there when that was ordered. Forever. And then he closed it out with a nice daiquiri down under. I love after a night of drinking studying after a night of heavy drinking and a lot of heavy food with salt just jam-packed in it i love just washing everything down with a daiquiri daiquiri down under then after um i i saw randy in

the office friday i was talking to him about his sugar intake and he goes well it didn't in there he closed out the night apparently with a Moscow mule. Oh, he had to hit the ginger beer. So these are seven cocktails by my count. Let's say, let's conservatively. 25, 30 grams. I'm thinking 30 grams on average. We're north of 200 grams of sugar just on drinks alone.

That's so tight. Just on drinks alone. That's so tight. Just on drinks. Something you're not accounting for is the juxtaposition of the sugary drink with the salty meat. Also, I'm glad you bought up salty meat, Dave. He also hit us with the, what's it called? The Texas, I'm sorry, the cowboy ribeye, which is the most expensive entree of the night award also goes to Randy, which I don't know how big. You love to see the person whose dinner it's not. Like it's not for Randy. This was a Brett dinner. To be fair though, he mentioned like possibly getting it,

and I kind of nudged him over like you're getting the real buy. We actually served that down at the saloon. Really? Yeah. It's bone in though. Oh, you got to go bone in. Well, Randy's just bone in as well. Oh, yeah.

Cool. So he gets the Go Off Player Award of the Week last week. Thank you for bringing that to everyone's attention, Dylan. Everyone needed to know that. I kind of forgot about the receipt itself, but it was – I do enjoy looking at the receipts after every single event that we have. I have the whole thing in front of me right here. If you'd like to know any other information from this receipt i'm happy to

share it can i give you a little rundown of what i believe the rose colored glasses rose colored glasses rose excuse me um the rose colored glass has a similar base as the classic champagne cocktail which calls for plopping a sugar cube into a champagne flute dabbing it with bitters and pouring champagne or other sparkling wine over it. But here the drink is built with more bitters and more simple syrup rather than a sugar cube and lemon juice to add brightness and tartness.

I don't think that's what she made. She described it. I remember thinking, oh, that sounds kind of fun. Yeah. And it wasn't that because I would have been like, we're doing straight sugar cubes?

This also has a rose-petaled garnish. Yeah, as did Randy's. Randy's did, too. Randy's had rose petals. I believe he tried to eat one of the petals. No, he did eat one, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, I told him he should. You drank a Glade plug-in.

Randy famously has very bad hangovers. I'm trying to explain to him the reason why is the massive sugar intake. Correct. Doesn't help that. I'm proud of Randy for being so in shape. I know. It's crazy. If I was drinking like that like i'd look how i do know he's gonna get the beatus if he keeps going at it like this diabetes yeah we know that's not how you actually say it though i know but that's how that winford brimley is that how he says it says it says it sure i can't talk anymore. Sure, dude.

Diabetes. Those commercials. Are you talking about the old weather guy on the Today Show? It's the old guy with the mustache who does the diabetes commercials. And he says, if you or your loved ones have diabetes. I think he passed away. Maybe from diabetes. I was thinking of Willard Scott.

Yeah, Willard Scott. He's dead. He's passed. Wilford Brimley, I think his name is. I could be wrong. I used to call him the Wilf. Yep, September 4th, 2021. Yeah, Wilford Brimley.

Gone but not forgotten. He's a diabetes guy. He's talking about Willard Scott. Yeah, I'm talking about Willard Scott, dude. Oh, Wilford Brimley died recently, 2020. Willard Scott would shout out your great grandma after she turned 108. he'd be like he would that guy was in like a non-horny way yeah no willard scott was notably famously even not horny yeah no sex drive on famously not horny that's no way to go through life he might have been horny behind the scenes but what

he does within the confines of his own home son of our business exactly yeah shout out willard scott though anyway shout out randy randy what was the award that randy got the go off player go off player of the week all right i don't know if we should make this a thing company-wide for future events that could financially devastate us yes hey nobody flashed us that was cool it was not cool no i didn't i didn't care for that moment also man i have fun at that place every time we go oh yeah it was a it was a blast i would have had more fun if i didn't find out in the middle of the dinner that the scary's uh instagram account was uh famously suspended that was kind of a downer but yeah that kind of took took some of the wind out of my sails but i

also think it made me drink more so maybe i had more maybe i was more fun after the fact i know how you get the more you drink the more you drink more things change the more they stay the same david dave ain't drinking anymore finish it he also ain't drinking any less thank you we got some major announcements to get out of the way before we get into today's loaded episode. First and foremost,

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You can go watch every episode up there. We look good. Oh, wow. Yeah. I don't look great, but Dylan looks pretty good these days. Dylan only made one thumbnail in the top row. That's pretty embarrassing. Yeah, but that's on the shorts, David.

If you go down and you look at the other stuff, Dylan gets so many thumbnails. I actually took the L on those. Okay. Yeah. Cool, cool. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. It's fine. I get it.

If you like to go there and peep the new hat i'm wearing on the youtubes let's say url again youtube.com it's hard to remember i get what you can't really difficult youtube.com circling back i'm gonna have to write that youtube.com i'm gonna have to write that down why don't you print it out i have a new oh we have a printer now that's big news That's big watch meetings Anyway The hat I'm wearing Like I was trying to say before I was rudely interrupted By these idiots Rollback hat

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I had fun Yeah We got some If you guys want to go leave a review We'll probably read it next Monday I'm mixing it up. I'm having fun. You having fun? Yeah. Did you have fun? Yeah. I had fun. Yeah. We got some. If you guys want to go leave a review, we'll probably read it next Monday. We got one today from Certified Backer and Big Boy. Yeah. 615-285.

First time. Long time. I was about to ask, what's he coming in at? Then you answer. Former Lubbockite. Current Texas Panhandle peace officer in a city you've never heard of. Did something no one is doing and moved to an even smaller city than I grew up in. You boys are the highlight of every, and then it cut off.

I don't know what he said. I wonder if it's Dalhart, home of our buddy Stribbs, way up in the Panhandle. I'm going to guess. Tiny little town. I'm going to guess Pampa. I'm going to guess Dalhart because that's the only one I know. Maybe White Deer. Maybe Post. Hopefully not Post. Maybe White Deer. Maybe Post. Hopefully not Post.

You'll get pulled over in Post. Posty? I will say that right now. You're driving up 84. You're getting all hype like, oh, we're about to be in Lubbock. Boom. You got pulled over, bitch. No, Lubbock's not technically the panhandle.

West Texas. Is it West Texas? I don't even know. Yeah. Maybe it is. I don't know. Whatever. It maybe it is i don't know whatever it's definitely the midwest though right so many guys are just kidding kidding some non-verbal square toe boots you guys want to hear a review from someone

whose name is stop recapping the batch we stopped that a long time ago years ago it's they said stop talking like old people no please i have to fast forward every time will's voice is the equivalent of styrofoam on a chalkboard man i've never put styrofoam on a chalkboard before though if he skips any time you start talking he does a lot of skipping because you are famously a big part of the podcast well i think he's talking about my old person voice oh okay yeah oh yeah that'd be annoying hey i got you yeah that'd be annoying uh can i just say i've never heard the styrofoam on a chalkboard thing it's always been nails on a chalk yeah is styrofoam is that something that's famously difficult to listen to i can imagine it's not super pleasant but i don know. I don't like styrofoam in general.

It's not good for the environment. I've stopped doing my double cup on weekends. Oh, I see. I can't stop. I've switched it to a single. I can't stop. Dylan's famously addicted to double cupping. Famously.

Well, I sip that oil. You know how I do. Yeah, you had some dirty water yesterday. I sip that oil. Yeah. You know what I do? Did you shaka? What was that?

Yeah. Yeah, when I sip lean, I do this a lot. You do the shaka. Yeah, I'm like. You hang tight. It's time to start. You're hanging loose. Yeah.

Yeah, I just get super mellow. Pass out. A fun screen name would have been Silk the Shaka. Maybe. Back in the day. Maybe. I don't know. CH. CH. Oh, oh shit what just happened i don't know did you just press the song oh yeah it's this weekend in fun presented by our friends over

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but we'll get there we'll get there but guess what the solo stuff is the perfect companion to be be doing stuff like that there's nothing like a roaring fire to bring back or bring you back to what matters i mean the fact that this these are smokeless changes literally everything about them yeah it's it's like wow it sounds like it's magic yeah it kind of is magic i would like to inquire about the technology that allows them to do this but i think some things are just better left unsaid proprietary david yeah in-house well yeah i mean a lot of people out there just build fires in their backyard but i'm imploring you right now to upgrade your backyard with a solo stove fire pit

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Big weekend. Actually, a pretty low-key weekend, if I'm being honest. Friday, quiet night in with the fam. Didn't do much. Watched a little Lincoln Lawyer. I don't know if you guys heard about this show. The show, not the movie. The show, yeah. I'm not really even familiar with the movie.

Matthew McConaughey.hey oh that's right mc c-o-n-a-u-g-h-e-y yes i have not seen that movie the show's pretty decent just uh you know murder mystery lawyer kind of show it's pretty pretty lit so far is it good it's a good like this is a dylan dylan wreck it's an easy watch it's a fun watch it's not gonna you're not gonna like it's not water cooler show you're not gonna be like you guys watched this shit last night not one of those but you're gonna enjoy it is it podcast show apparently it is well i'm just mentioned that i watched it you guys are following you guys are asking yeah we are the ones we are the ones asking the questions you're correct look i'm let me just say this. On my interest meter, I am 2.5 emoji brains interested.

Okay. Out of five? What does your meter go up to? I don't talk about that publicly. My interest meter goes up to 20, and I'm at about a four right now. Okay. You know, if you don't watch it, it's no skin off my back. I don't really care.

You don't have any personal stake? I'm not a writer on the show or anything, so feel free to- Are you a showrunner? I'm not. Is this spawned? Are you getting paid to talk about the Lincoln Lawyer television show? It's just a decent, fun show. That's all I'm saying.

Okay. That's fine. Give us the premise. It's murder. There's this guy. He's a lawyer. He also drives- He has a couple of Lincolns, actually.

And he took a year off from lawyering because he had a substance abuse problem. And then suddenly this other lawyer was murdered and Lincoln lawyer inherited his cases. One of them very high profile case, a tech billionaire type allegedly killed his wife. And so he's trying to get him acquitted. Oh.

But maybe he didn't do it. Does the glove fit? We don't know. Are there any affidavits in there? There are quite a few affidavits, yes. Saturday, Bae and I went to this gala for for big brothers big sisters you're about this organization saw the photos fantastic my sister did my big sister didn't even invite me fantastic program i saw you i saw you cutting a rug bro yeah yeah yeah bae looked absolutely fire on saturday night she

looked absolutely fire flames just gas she was just throwing like 102 on the black just over and over again just pumping unbelievable how'd you look baseball ref how'd you look not great i need a haircut hey i got a question for you i need a haircut so bad i didn't feel my best can i ask a swag list question yeah can a player borrow your uh your tuxedo accessories not only can you i would love for you to. Because I don't really feel like, I was on the internet buying new ones this weekend and I realized they're really expensive.

It would bring me great joy. Wait, what do you want to borrow? Cufflinks? What do you want? Dude, I need the cufflinks and the studs, dude. I got you, dog. I'm drowning right now.

Modern white pearl, dog. I might need to holler at your cummerbund if I'm being honest. I haven't decided on cummerbund versus suspenders yet. I famously don't have a cummerbund. Me neither, dude. I have suspenders.merbund versus suspenders i famously don't have a cummerbund i have suspenders yeah i got suspenders as well yeah anyway sorry go on with your week sunday family day we went swimming that's it what the dirties for burgers again

dirty martins it's dirties remind me not sure it is a a famous uh austin institution if you will burger joint on campus. That is not the Dazed and Confused Burger Joint, correct? No, that is top notch. I need to try that. Let's go do it. Let's go do a bit. Still there.

That'll be fun. Still open. We can do a bit there. And that concludes my weekend in fun. Going to the Texas game next week. You know, more on that Wednesday. You're going to be hot there, Dylan, unless... Oh, I knew you had baller seats.

Dylan wouldn't be caught dead at the first Texas game of the season if he didn't have air conditioning. I need you to not do whatever that is. Do not watch our YouTube. Do not come. Do not go to YouTube.com circling back i went down yonder to the guadalupe it was hotter than a hoochie coochie i was on the guadalupe i incorrectly stated it was the comal still don't know what a hoochie coochie is we're trying to

figure it out we're all working on it it's the first i'm hearing about it uh we had our fantasy draft and we did it at a buddy's uh river house and um it was a lot of fun so break down like your first like 10 picks i don't remember a lot of them who's your first pick uh i genuinely don't remember the christian mcafree no i had a – I had like the eighth pick. McCaffrey burned me last year with the first pick. He famously was injured. Yeah. Great player.

Not the most durable. I'm a big fan of agnostic McCaffrey. I never heard of him, man. Yeah, dude. What position does he play? I don't know. Jalen Hurts at quarterback. That's at quarterback that's gonna be that's a terrible pick no devante devante oh i got him in the later round i loaded up on uh skill position

got to uh leonard fournette damian harris devante adams dj moore i hate your team dude i know everyone i got it guys i got an a minus grade so by espn who's grading that shit though people would dude a lot of people are high on the eagles this year man okay jaylen hurts you see this guy he's a good fantasy see this guy he's a good fantasy player even if he's not going on the eagles let these fantasy points come to me. That's pretty good. That's good. That's pretty good, dog. Played golf Friday at Kissing Tree in San Marcos. Been there.

Made a mistake. Turns out you should not go to your old college hangout, the tap room, immediately before going to the golf course. And you should definitely not eat the queso burger immediately before playing. Dude, the queso you doing it's it's like goated david you had the ribs there i don't know if they're still good but they used to be like that's the only thing that could be worse than eating a queso burger before playing dude no one's eating queso burgers before going and playing an afternoon round of sweaty golf queso i did and it's probably why why I came out the gate limping, as I have been all year. 46 on the front, turned it around, 39 on the back.

You and I need to figure it out, dude. You and I have been starting slow every single time this year. It's so defeating, because you look up and you're six over through like three or four, and you're like, well, I got some work to do. I started off my round yesterday with six straight bogeys. That's not bad. Okay, bogey golf. Six straight.

Anyway. You didn't put up the big number. No, I waited until 12 to do that. Love it. Yeah. From there, we went back to my buddy's place. Really sick. He just got it, remodeled it. Pretty dope.

Backs up to the river. Could throw down some, uh, some chairs in the river and just kind of watch people float around. That's sick. It's very sick. Um, love that. Saturday we get, we'd play to scramble. Uh, that was a lot of fun as scrambles often are.

It's like, it's the best way to do it, man. It's so fun. It's so fun with the group. It is. So fun. The boys it is so fun the boys just get so hyped saw a five foot copperhead in one of the creeks that was slithering around a bunch of turtles and then it just went under and we never saw it again it just was one of the creepiest things i've ever seen i didn't know snakes had feet to have five of them's crazy

you control the board. You can press a button. You got that cricket sound loaded yet? Cricket. Cricket. Is that the one that can't bite you because it has such a small mouth? Or is that a coral snake? Yeah, what do you do with the coral snake?

What do you do when you see it? Copperhead is highly venomous. We were up on a bridge. We were in danger. Was that bridge on Copperhead Road? Here's a little famous or fun fact about the coral snake. Also venomous. We were up on a bridge. We were in danger. Was that bridge on Copperhead Road? Here's a little famous or fun fact about the coral snake. Also venomous. Are you going to let him just do a Steve Earle reference and not acknowledge it?

Also venomous, but its mouth won't open big enough for it to be a threat to you. It can't bite down on you. Yeah, you're not going to get siphoned by that thing. Right. I mean, don't let it go to town on your finger biting and shit but it's probably not going to harm you is that your move no like when a baby starts biting your finger you're gonna let the snake do that just start gnawing on i'm saying don't let it do that oh okay yeah i probably don't let any um any snake just nibble on your finger or wherever right

copperhead huh back to the house we didn't go we did not do san marcos we should be applauded nibble on your finger or wherever. Right. Copperhead, huh? Back to the house. We didn't go, we did not do San Marcos. We should be applauded. We didn't do, we didn't go to the bars.

We just, we just partied, watched football, watched Duncanville, South Oak Cliff. You should have gone, you should have gone down to the square. Who won that job? Duncanville.

Duncanville's loaded with talent. Yeah, that D end is an absolute monster. Yeah, he's a beast. I told you, you look out for that dude an absolute monster. Yeah, he's a beast. I told you to look out for that dude. You did. You famously did tell me that. You've been watching him.

You saw his eighth grade numbers. He's a monster, dog. You're like, you got to keep an eye out on this dude. Southville Cliffs got a longhorn commit, I think, on that team. Yeah. Duncanville quarterback, I think it's an A&M commit. Oh, he's mid then. But I think he got hurt. He did get hurt.

Hopefully not the ACL, but it looked bad. Played a game, a pub game, shut the box. There was a lot of different gambling options there. If you want to bet on the sports or you want to just roll dice, this is a dice-intensive game. Allegedly, it says they brand it as an English pub game. And first time playing it, had a great time losing money, man. Fun? Nothing better. Nothing better. I love that for you. pub game and first time playing it had a great time losing money man fun nothing better nothing

better i love that for you stayed out looked at the stars right down by the river man it's phenomenal it's romantic we were we were it was a lot of fun it was a good good weekend got back yesterday didn't do much watch the the golf. Pretty low key. Remind me, is there a punishment for this league? Yeah, caddy. Ah,

caddy at the next trip. Caddy the singles round for the winner. That's tough. That's brutal. That's brutal. Leave the sticks back at the house. Yeah.

That's the worst part of it. Yeah. I kicked my weekend off by going to the Austin FC soccer match. You guys see these guys? Did you run into the homie while he was there? I did not run into the homie while I was there. We arrived very close to game time, went straight to our seats,

had an absolute blast playing the number one team in the Western Conference, LAFC. Hey, hold this L. Take the L, player. it's really good i did l a you hear me that's good that's good that's good you're like a canadian person handing out an l right but it's also la like los angeles correct correct yeah some people are saying that you know austin plays up when i'm there that i've never lost in that stadium. I've heard that too. That the Q2 just buzzes the second I show up. Yeah.

Yeah, it kind of does. You know, I'm 4-0 there. Damn. Might go 5-0 there if we go Wednesday. Who knows? But overall, yeah, had an absolute blast. What a stadium that is. What an atmosphere they put on.

It really is impressive. It's good. It blows me away. It's good. It makes you wonder, like, okay, why does the atmosphere stink so much at these UT games? Because we got it in us. The city has it in us. It's just a bunch of old bags of bones with money who sit up front.

That's what it is. And you got, like, the weather dude just talking. Also, Texas is famously very bad at football as of late. That's part of it. Forgot about that part. Yeah. Forgot about that part. Yeah, I will say that the stadium was not as buzzing last season when Austin was not very good. Saturday, did something I've never that part. Yeah, I will say that the stadium was not as buzzing last season when Austin was not very good. Saturday, did something I've never done before.

We famously love Pine House Pizza. Dylan famously buys it on the company credit card. And then brings us the box. And then offers us the leftovers. That's right. Which is very cool. Hey, there's a couple pieces of crust. I brought this bag in case anybody wanted it.

Yeah, those look like breadsticks, but it's actually just a leftover crust. It's the same thing. It's basically the same thing. Yeah. Likesticks but it's actually just a leftover it's the same thing yeah basically the same thing yeah like from an annette's standpoint like it's the same thing um i went to pine house brewing you guys see this it's a new place it has detroit style pizza it's just the one over east of 35 if i knew directions i'm sure that's the one yeah wait yeah okay it's one right off of i off of 290 if let's let's hypothetically say i'm driving to the airport i would pass it on the way there so yes it is uh east yeah yeah it's that's a big spot yeah i don't know they had detroit style uh recent addition to the menu detroit style pizza i regret to inform the timeline i did not have any detroit style pizza but i'm willing to go back and get some with the boys. What are you doing?

I did have their sour cream and onion dip, though. It hit Diffie. Ooh, I'm seeing that this Detroit pizza from Pine House is a new twist on an old favorite. I thought about, okay, if I'm being honest, I thought about getting the pizza, but I didn't know if I wanted to have that heavy of a dinner. Why were you down there? Because we had some friends that wanted to go. So we decided, you know what? Let's go get wild. Let's get loco.

Yeah, I put back a couple IPAs. Fair enough. Was it the best meal you had all weekend? The best meal that I had all weekend. Does Brett's dinner count? No. Hmm. I don't know.

No, because I didn't have a meal there. I just had sour cream and onion dip. That's pretty impressive to go to that place and not have Zaha. I'm just different. Just have dip. It looked like it was a very bread-forward pizza, which is not what I was looking for for dinner that night. Okay.

I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but it was a little bread-forward. Maybe you should try a poppable. I could try a poppable. I feel like it's right up your alley. What if I got a poppable and then threw it on top of that? So I still got pizza, but I also had the poppable. Oh, that's not a bad idea. It's famously just toppings and cheese. Yesterday I went out and I played a round of golf yesterday afternoon with one Brett Merriman. We're not going to talk about scores. We're not going to talk about any of that did he find anything out there i might have gotten him by a couple strokes i'd have gotten him

how's he hitting that driver well if you check the gin app which i know you can't because you famously do not have a handicap i'll never download that app uh i shot an 88 yesterday if you go by the scorecard the actual actual thing i shot an 87 yesterday so we're still working some things out we're still just watching the handicap go up uh but we'll get there we'll get there is he hitting that driver he's got that new shaft yeah he he hit some big dogs with that driver but i just my only fear is that uh lions municipal golf course is is very short and i just don't know if the big dog needs to eat that much out there no definitely not but when you when you get that brand new uh dylan shaft is what people are calling it oh the extra stiff just super stiff

stiffy just rocked up could not be harder thing doesn't even move no last night i did watch uncharted you guys see this movie with marky mark and tom holland it stinks baby man i can't believe that yeah not good it's classic treasure hunt though i might finish it tonight i had to turn it off after about 55 minutes wait mark walberg did a treasure hunt movie is he okay is he like a expatriate from boston boston or something like what's the how does he tie this back to his heritage dave to be honest i have no idea i was not invested in this movie from the beginning tom holland it started off the movie just like flying i don't i don't even want to get into it like the treasures under fenway like it's just an absolute short king movie my team saturday was was all we're

all short kings the shortest guys on the trip it was a five nine and under crowd that's kind of funny i kind of like that oh should we holler at rothies real quick yeah that means yeah i'm thinking about drinking some frosty boys and my rothy boys this weekend the thing about rothies is that it's just amazing and the thing that my mom my mom's the one who brought rothies to me normally when my mom brings me something i'm like all right like i gotta i gotta remember that we're on different waves sometimes when it comes to fashion. She was spot on with these. Nancy was ground floor Rothy's.

She's like, Will, you can wash them. You can toss them in the washer. They come out just like new. And guess what? She was absolutely correct. These things are versatile as well. You can take them from the boardroom to the discotheca. You guys ever heard of that?

Yeah. It's pretty crazy. That's nuts, man. It's pretty crazy. They wear his at the gym, for crying out loud. that's how comfortable they are that's different i really do i like the flat sole really helps some of my uh posterior chain days yeah you put your posterior chain has been looking dope you should see it i'll show it to you later okay is it swinging i don't even know what that means yeah yeah i'll show you what it means not to brag but like literally the

second your boy got these like you can take them out of the box and yeah sometimes you get nervous you're like i don't want to wear these out all night because i might get like blisties on my my heelies or something you everyone's thinking it blisters on my heelies i said blisters yeah it was blisties it's better you don't have to worry about that with rothies you can say goodbye to the break-in period you have to go through with other shoes because these are soft they're flexible and they they have a material that combined with i mean when you combine their material with the wildly comfortable insoles it makes them one of those wearable shoes right out of the box that's something we can all get behind i think yeah and like i said if dirty sneakers are your greatest pet peeve rest easy rothy shoes are 100 machine washable thanks to

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R-O-T-H-Y-S dot com slash steam. All right. Can we finally talk about the fact that Young Gravy took took addison ray's mom as his vma's date dude are you capping right now they were even they were even seen smooching i don't like what you're doing dog what dude you don't like gen z will

gen z will suck dude yeah i don't know if it's got legs. Oh, God. Dude, do you see they were kissing? They kissed on the red carpet. Right. Seen famously smooching. Who's Young Gravy? I will say that Addison Rae's mom is pretty. Is Young spelled with an O or is it just Y-U-N-G?

It's Y-U-N-G. Yeah. Of course. Can someone tell me? Of course. I obviously know what Young Gravy does. Right. And why he is Young Gravy. But for the listeners out there that don't know what Young Gravy is dipping his toe into

these days, can someone just explain what Young Gravy is? Yeah. So Young Gravy, his birth name, of course, obviously, is Matthew Raymond Harre, of course, is an American rapper. He first gained recognition in 2017 when his song Mr. Clean gained traction on SoundCloud and is now, he's platinum. What? Also did a song called Welcome to Chili's in 2020, which I will be checking out, and

famously Whip a Tesla. Young Gravy won't platy on him? Are we ground floor Young Gravy guys? Well, i started getting recognition in 2017 way longer than i expected famously famously that was five years yeah but if you hear of somebody and then you immediately buy in on them like you can't you can't get more ground floor i just never heard of young gravy before now damn i like old gravy you like it when it starts to like congeal at the top a little bit what a burger has goaded gravy let's

just say that dude you and my your little whiskey girl both have uh similar gravy takes yeah i like luby's gravy the best anytime sally and i see each other we're just talking what a burger gravy i had the absolute pleasure of being able to tell your luby story over the weekend dylan really people were talking about luby's just getting some dank luan platters and i was like dude one of my my buddies almost died there who are you around that you had to describe me as one of your buddies instead of just dylan no i think i said dylan okay thank you almost got smoked the homie too he was with me famously we gotta stop this thing sometimes i wonder if the homie that was where the homie realized that he had like marvel comic universe like powers and he actually made the car go through and then you

guys were like fuck we gotta we gotta keep this under wraps i don't know if that crosses mine you don't think the homie like drew the car in with his magic that was so bizarre sitting there he's picking out his jello likeO. Like he went with blue or some shit. Next thing I know, there's a blue Jell-O. You know how kids be, Dave. Red Jell-O. Dude, I had a vanilla snack pack that snack runner Dave bought for the office today. It was not good.

Zero sugar in that thing, by the way. Yeah, that's probably why. That's why it was around, because Randy didn't want it. That car almost smoked your boy. I'm glad you're here. It was years ago. I know. Think about it, think about it man it's crazy if i got clipped i mean like judging by i saw you would have survived how do you know man because you i saw you almost break your leg in half if you're somehow better like five weeks later you're better run over by a car no yeah will has oh that's right. Will has. Damn.

I showed my dermatologist the other day. She was like, anything else that you want to ask me about? And I was like, yeah, would you mind looking at this massive scar I have on my ankle? I forget about that. And she was like, yeah, what did you do here? I was like, well. How bad did that hurt? A G-Patriot ran me over, dog.

How bad did it hurt? It hurt really bad for about four months. I was taking painkillers at an alarming rate. I didn't expect the young gravy sag to go on this long. This is my fault. Some people said that I was taking too many painkillers, and I seemed like I was on the moon. Ooh.

Okay. Shout out to Artemis. Artemis from the start of this running the game james west taming the west remember the name okay sorry that's just a little those are bars for you courtesy of will smith can you explain dylan as you are Dill Nye the Science Guy? Can you explain what Artemis is up to? He hates that. I would too, frankly. Dill! Dill! Dill! I kind of like it.

You do? I kind of like it. Should we get Dylan our lab coat whenever he gets to talk science so he can just put it on and just like... Yeah, I mean, I would be all for that. Artemis is going to the moon, baby. Is this a type of cryptocurrency not yet great question no it's an actual um spacecraft what's the mission i i actually

don't know okay that's disappointing okay from the new york times we're gonna get since the final apollo mission apollo mission in 1972 you would say The moon has been undisturbed by human footsteps. But that may soon change. Okay, this first flight, this first trip to the moon is unmanned or womaned for that matter. No human will be aboard. Unhuman. Unhuman, yeah. Less human than human.

It's inhumane. Yeah. What's so inhumane about this? The first one's a test flight, if you will. Okay? Yeah. What's so inhumane about this? The first one's a test flight, if you will. Okay?

If all goes well, and we hope it does, of course, the next one will include humans. And we're going to do... I think I know the answer to this question, but do you know what makes this different than previous technology used in trips to the moon? No, but I do know that technology has probably come a long way since 1972 as it often does yeah it's famously been 50 years since 1972 so they're gonna sit on the surface in 2025 for a week that's gonna be a fun week at content you're just gonna sit there they're just gonna post a parking lot pimpin this says the lunar lander will unlock from orion and

then descend into a lower orbit before landing near the moon's south pole. After a week-long mission on the surface, the astronauts will ascend into a low lunar orbit before docking to Orion. Let's go. Let's hope there's video. Come on, man. We're talking about a mission here to space. Come on, man. We're talking about a mission here to space.

So we're operating under the assumption that the Apollo mission in 1972 had people walking on the moon, right? We're assuming that actually happened. You are not so sure that happened. I'm just asking, are we collectively going to assume that that actually happened? I fully believe that, yes, that did happen. going to assume that that actually happened. I fully believe that, yes, that did happen. Do you think that NASA has understood that there's maybe a new science podcast in the game and they have heard our calls saying NASA's not legit

because they haven't put someone on the moon in over 50 years? And this is their response. It's a little sus. It's a little sus. It's just kind of how the tour waited until they were losing players to live. And they're like, all right, we got to do something. That's NASA just getting roasted by a small to mid-sized out of Austin.

Like, all right, we got to send some dudes up there. They had a bunch of dudes going to SpaceX and shit. They tried to get the dude perfect guy, Kobe. Instead of crew members. He went Blue Origin. Instead of crew members, the first Artemis mission will carry into space three mannequins named Helga, Zohar, and Commander Mooniken Campos. If there's one thing I've learned, do not mess with the Zohar.

Helga and Zohar contain plastic models of radiation-sensitive organs. Ah, see? Going to see how it affects the human body, the human organs. I'm curious about that. I am too. What are they concerned about so that way scientists can study how radiation in space may affect future astronauts you know i already know this stuff you know once you get a bunch of radiation pants what every time so if i don't

know if helga shits her pants the mannequin will know like shit, I might want to adjust the suit, make it more radiation-proof. How did they name these? Yo, Helga Shitterpants. Yo, Helga. I don't know. Helga. Lay off the vodka. Helga Zohar and Commander Muniken Campos, or Campos, if you will.

This is a good segue to our next segment, which is the Helga draft. I'm going with Helga Pataki. I don't know who that is. I i'm gonna go with that other helga from history oh i know the one you're talking about hey arnold right that is pataki god damn it yeah sorry dude it's okay i feel like i know there is olga pataki as well you see the route they take to get to the moon it's that's yeah so won't they just go in a straight line straight to the moon probably because of like rotations and shit have to avoid space junk too space jump yeah what's that you can't they can't run into the space junk till they dock it

oh yeah didn't jimmy webb get smoked by some space rock or something yeah jimmy webb famously got smoked by some debris out in space so i haven't heard a lot from this james webb thing in a while what's going on like why are we not getting more photos it's up there researching and shit sleepy joe's onto his next shit he's like fuck this satellite i'm trying to give people money back it's available to anyone did you guys see the tweet that said that joe has changed from indica to sativa i'm sorry he has switched smoking his weed sleepy joe yeah he's no longer sleepy joe because he's now doing uh sativas he's all about that body is that the social one that heady is the heady high that's the one you want to do if you're going to go out with the boys i'm'm a Sativa guy. I think that's the only move. Yeah.

Into couch is what they say, Dylan. Oh, that's a good way to remember it. Into couch. Because it puts you on the couch. It makes you tired. Okay. That's why Sleepy Joe was on that sticky Indica shit. Not anymore, though, according to Will.

Do you think Sleepy Joe inhales? Is he like Clinton? Oh, yeah. You think he just tosses big-ass clouds? Yeah. Dude, he just chiefs on those hooters, man. What do you think his blunt circle looks like? Do you think he's ever burned down in the Oval?

Oh, yeah. You have. Someone has. That's like day one shit. Who was the first person to burn in the Oval office? Sleepy Joe. It wasn't Sleepy Joe. LBJ. I just Office. Sleepy Joe. It wasn't Sleepy Joe. LBJ.

I just like saying Sleepy Joe. Falls asleep. Do they have cameras in the Oval Office? I don't think so. I feel like you'd have to, but I feel like you, I mean, they have to have

something in there. Security cameras. There's like a book that has like a little microscopic camera. But wasn't Clinton getting like top? What? Domed. But he was doing that in like a little microscopic camera. But wasn't Clinton getting like... Top?

What? Domed? But he was doing that in like a side room. Filleted? I don't know if it was the Oval Office. I never read the Star Report. No, I think there was another... I think there was a side office

that he was really getting his work done in. I watched that thing. I watched that Monica Lewinsky, like, you know, drama show. Didn't love it. I watched it. I actually haven't finished it. I just don't care.

Yeah. They dragged that show out too long. Yeah, that's kind of how I felt too. It's like, all right,

we know what happened. Just get to it. You're telling me that there's a documentary out there that could have been significantly shorter? It's not a documentary.

It's a show. You're telling me that there's a show out there that could have been significantly shorter? It's not a documentary. It's a show. You're telling me that there's a show out there? It's a dramatic redact. Significantly shorter, is it? Okay. The guy who plays Clinton does a pretty good Clinton. He does. Hey, man.

Hey, Monica. Why don't you come on back to the office? That's what he sounds like. That's not bad. Wear that blue dress I like. Did you vote for Clinton? Was's not bad. Wear that blue dress. Did you vote for Clinton? Was it blue? Was it a blue dress?

Did you vote for Clinton? I don't know. I couldn't tell if it was blue or black and white. I was too young to vote. Is that right? I think so. Yeah. My first...

Let's go through each election. Who did you vote for? I was eligible for the Bush. I got whole mix back over al gore are those coming back into style reagan bush 84 what yeah that i don't know oh bush no no no um other thing glycerin that's bush right i forgot they played woodstock 99. Glitter rain. They famously played MTV Spring Break in the rain. Yeah, and it almost seemed fake. It was like, all right, how do we make Gavin look even hotter?

Like, let's, in the rain. They're like, he's risking his life getting struck by lightning. Most people don't look hotter when they're soaking wet. He did, though. Yeah, Gavin Rossdale does. Turns out Australians are very, very hot. I look like, I turn into the fucking dude. I turn into jim carrey from dumb and dumber when i get soaking wet yeah you look terrible my hair looks pathetic what you both yeah we don't look good it's not good if you saw the uh the lake video we did you probably understand what i'm talking about

i guess i look like julius caesar that's okay so dave what does it feel good that you are now intermittent fasting with elon musk you know how did it take this long for him to get into this it says he was he tweeted out uh over the weekend a friend of mine on their recommendation you, hey, you should intermittent fast or whatever. Surely that friend was Joe Rogan, right? Like how has he not gotten into this sooner? He's later than I am, which is very hard to do. According to this tweet, he's fasting periodically, which is another way of saying he's doing it intermittently, intermittently. Maybe alternate day fasting, which is a thing.

Intermittent, intermittent. yeah adf-ing i mean he could not be more late to the idea of intermittent fasting yeah cool story elon i wonder what made him think like hey i need to change something probably much brain fog probably the internet body absolutely body shaming him off the face of the earth because he was just going swimming that one time dude can't even go swim a very pale man doesn't get out in the sun i think he works a lot i think he works a lot he's always in the lab i don't know elon personally i've only seen him that one time uh but i he doesn't put out the vibe of a dude who's like you know what i'm going on vacation i should probably get a a spray tan before the paparazzi hits these. He's too busy fathering children.

Has a lot of kids. Yeah. The guy, say what you want about him. The guy is having relations. Nourish lovers. He did IVF with one of his employees. Did you see this? Someone's like, this is crazier to me than him having an affair with the employee and having twins.

I didn't know that. He did IVF and had twins with one of his employees. Was that when he was dating Grimes or married to Grimes? Are we familiar with her? I'm not at all, but. He's really up on, he talks a lot about the birth rate of the world and how it's currently not sustainable because it's too low.

Why? I feel like we need less people in the world. Wouldn't that help us out? Oh, easy, Thanos. People are kind of stank. it's too low why i feel like we need more i feel like we need less people in the world wouldn't that help us out people oh he's easy thanos sorry saying a statement like that takes some infinity stones oh don't know what that means don't know what you do on now it's pretty don't do one i don't i can't follow that up man let's do a calm reference cinematic he's a little too busy marveling at my references. Oh, my God. Will's on his poppable shit.

Is he? Yo, Dave, you're in your bowl right now. Poppable. You know what? Good for him. Good for him for being just like everybody else who can't just make a slight change to their diet or something without telling the world. Yeah. Billionaires are just like us.

Yeah. Do you think he's doing it every day or just like a couple days a week? I think he's ADFing for sure. Dude, he's going to – so he did say that he's gonna start saying uh some some wellness stuff that that works for him he's gonna start putting it on his timeline more maybe we should get him on sunday scaries talk about his wellness routine i think you should yeah that'd be a good pull um he's you think he's relatable to the audience yeah yeah i think they'd get it he's like well usually i'll have my private chef whip me up something uh gluten-free do you know how kenny g lives well he eats mostly he

eats mostly a japanese diet okay so a lot of fish does a lot of fish a lot of rice vegetables things of that nature sounds phenomenal yeah he does it because he says that it helps him uh before shows to know exactly what he's putting in his body and how that will affect him and so he does like a lot of rice and fish yeah because when he's out there cranking out a sexy song on the sax he can't like have to take a tinky break or worse he's gotta watch those mercury levels though i'm worried about his mercury levels yeah i am yeah i'm low-key concerned they've been hella high lately yeah low-key though so how much do you have to actually eat to worry about that

well jeremy pippen famously got mercury poisoning he did is that how his hair grew back he was eating so much sushi yeah he couldn't stop going going out for sush i mean i think it's a legitimate epic yeah yeah it already on that show yeah the way that he completely uh just you know made lloyd just feel like a minuscule person i just thought that was hilarious pretty much anybody around him you know i'm going record saying he was too mean to lloyd yeah the way that he shamed lloyd for his sexual preferences dude that was so epically funny poor lloyd lloyd i like lloyd lloyd ended up in a good spot and he like started his own thing became an agent i believe is that is that when ari came in and and decided to shoot everyone with a paintball gun which i don't i feel like that'll get you in trouble these days you can't do anything it's funny though i can't even shoot my employees with a paintball gun yeah ari walked so adam newman could run shout out adam newman i like how like they made the in

the i don't know if it was the movie or like of the last episodes. It was like the one redeeming quality that Ari had was like, he doesn't fool around on his wife. It's like, oh, man, he's such a good... You know what? Yeah, he is kind of a piece of shit in every other aspect. But, but... I wouldn't fool around on her because she was an absolute dime. It was fun.

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shout out to william douglas who made the statue i guess uh some people don't like it well i can't imagine why billy because it looks like they're in the process of melting a little bit a little bit is is that like you're missing the point of the art and it's supposed to make you think these guys put out such hot fire that they just melted each other the fits were just so flames i i just respect that somebody in the world was like okay let's take those dudes in terrible outfits that were memed into singing the sea shanty song let's immortalize them and let's make them into some some statues that will sit in birmingham for the rest of time can i give you their names you may starting from the left jamie connor kevin and alex Kevin and Alex. I'm looking at the pavers on which this statue is sitting. Is this the same spot?

No. It can't be the same spot, right? No, it's not. It's got to be close, though. I think it's close, dude, because the windows in the background are the same. The pavement is all kind of similar. I guess it is. Dude, they're in the same spot.

Three of the four lads in jeans squatted down in front of the new statue for a few promotional snaps. So three of the four lads are back. Which one did we lose? Connor? One of them just was like, you know what? I kind of want to move on from that. Connor's out.

Kind of ruined my life as people were singing sea shanties to me when I'm out to dinner with my family. If your pants are wrinkling around your knees when you put them on, they are too tight for you, player. I don't know, man. That's happening to all three of these guys.

That dude's 5'6". Dude, these pants are fighting for their lives on these guys' quads. They couldn't be tighter. One of them looks like Christian Pulisic, which I've always enjoyed.

Davide wears pants like this. Yeah, but Davide's exactly the type. He is a lad. Davide's perfect. He's an Italian lad. He is. Far left Davide's perfect. He's an Italian lad. He is. Far left looks like

Jamie Benn. God. How much time could it possibly take to make four statues of these guys? I know they didn't exactly knock it

out of the park. The guy on the right is pretty snacky. Do we have the photo for the folks at home? Randy can make this happen. Yeah, Randy. I just want people to understand

what... Can we get a statue of us in front of somewhere? How do you make a statue? What's the process look like? You get a giant block of something. Marble. Just whittle that bitch down. What if it's metal?

Like a lot of these are made out of like copper and shit. Oh, that's metal. It's metal. That's metal. No, but really, how do you make it? Yeah, let me hold on. You're the science guy. I don't know.

Let me tell you how to make a statue. How are statues made? There's been a trend in recent years to make statues very poorly. I really want T-boon just to clip that little how are statues okay it's it's a cast apparently really just like you pour liquid hot mag metal into a cast and it forms it and then you whittle away from there casting involves making a mold and then pouring a liquid material such as molten metal plastic rubber or fiberglass into the mold a cast is a form made by this process obviously okay okay

what was like what was that mold that you had delivered here because you didn't want to get delivered to your home it's like a replica i didn't open it i delivered to your home. It's like a replica. I didn't open it. I don't open other people's packages. I don't know. David, I don't like what you're trying to do. What's he trying to do? He's making like a, I think it was like a, probably like a flashlight joke or something.

I don't know. He's a perv like that. What's a ballpark? Is that the same thing as a flashlight? Yeah. Just buy one. Okay. In that ballpark, correct. Is that the same thing as a flashlight? Yeah. Just buy one. Okay. Get that Aubrey Marcus money.

Yeah. Famously. He's been putting out some really hot bangers lately on his Instagram. I listen to the A-Rodge Rogan. You know, he really makes you think. He's pretty good, actually. That's exactly what you want. What they solve in their conversations about the world uh i haven't got to that yet

so i should say i listened to 30 minutes of it um no it's nothing major what's up with the i don't know i got too into the the the tweet responses to that stuff yesterday i was looking at the video of him allegedly on like pink, like Percocets after a game. And he's just like faded up. Okay. Am I, I'm silly today. I didn't think they made Percocets anymore.

I don't know. I just rep this set at this point. Yeah. You got to rep this set. They make perks, right? Yeah. You can find perks though.

You just got to know the right guy. Yeah. They used to call me Kendrick Perkins back in the day. You did so much perk? Yeah. That's not good. No, it's not. It's not good, man.

No, I didn't do that. I didn't do that. Painkillers are serious. Don't fuck with them. Oh, I'm thinking of Quaaludes. Yeah, Quaaludes. I was going to say. Ludes, Doug.

Ludes are out. Dude, freaking Jordan Belfort. He's so epic. Judah is Jordan Belfort is my most favorite favorite bit most out of nowhere bit that i just was like okay no one hated a bit more than his now wife she was like wow last night i got engaged to a guy who was screaming from the top of his lungs on the patio of Star Bar about how he himself is Jordan Belfort. What? He had similar energy in that video to the guy explaining that it's not a song about West Virginia. It's a song about the state of Virginia.

Did you know that, Dylan? Yes, it's about the western part of the state of Virginia. I'm thinking about getting into geography. See these mountains? Yeah, I've seen them. It's crazy. Just got to go to the right place, man. It's like land that's on top of each other.

It just makes a big thing. Yeah, pretty much. Think about rock climbing. Really? Yeah. Like solo, free soloing? Yeah. Yeah, there's this mountain called, There's this thing called Al Capitan,

and I think I'm going to free solo it this fall. You should read up on that first. Huh? You should read up on that first and make sure you know what you're getting yourself into. Yeah, I found it on a map. I know where to go. Okay.

Yeah, good luck, man. Thank you. I got to say that these guys have done quite well for themselves. The lads, that is i need another average instagram following across all four of them do they have instagram followings are they are they that viral i haven't gotten to that yet but um it looks like you know what they capitalized on their 15 minutes and now they've been immortalized how do you explain that to like your kids like dad what why do you have a statue a poorly made statue at that

if you could have a statue of yourself it's called a meme okay maybe i'll go this way you know how in like new york you go to a deli they got pictures of people in there oh yeah if you could have your photo in one restaurant that like the owners are pumped to point out and be like yeah dylan was here that one time Like what restaurant are you putting your photo in? I mean, it's gotta be Matt's just because that's like the spot. Our interns for the second summer in a row did not put our photo in Matt's somewhere.

We need new interns. This is bullshit. It's gotta be Matt's. We need more interns that'll like go to bat for us and do things, illegal things like that. Abhi's not that guy. He's a real follower. He's a real guy. He would like turn us in for something like that things like that obby's not that guy oh he's a real follower he's a real guy you like turn us in for something like that i subscribed to obby's newsletter really yeah haven't read it yet i did subscribe he's a real one he didn't put our fucking photo

up right i think i'm putting mine up in uh papa john's i knew you're gonna go the papa john's route i think i'm putting it up there because like now now you know papa john's out it's shack's in shack's got a steak in it now they serve steak yeah they pivoted it's a steak bowl no i would do the one on brody that's like a good one it's probably one of the better ones yeah that way the next time somebody opens up their little garlic dip and they've got their little pickled pepper or whatever it's warm definitely an item that's better cold but that's fine and they dip it in there they'll think of me would you agree that pepper is not as good hot i don't know how we started talking about a pack of pickled peppers where

where is this inside of uh famously papa john's will put a pepper inside the pizza box oh yellow pepper i'm showing my true colors i've never ordered papa john's for myself is it a banana pepper maybe yeah isn't it your take that all peppers taste the same? No, but it is my take that Papa John's is not good pizza. If I'm being honest, I don't know if I've ever even had Papa John's, ever. You're missing nothing. They pivoted to bowls. It's worse than Little Caesars. Oh.

Yeah. Shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. Don't bring up Little Caesars in this kind of light. It's hot and ready. Yeah, it's hot and ready. Who gives a shit? That makes it easy.

Yeah, easy. That's not good, dog. Some of us in college, that's how we lived on that stuff, bro. Duh. Catch. A lot of people lived on the five. I used to be able to get like a $5 hot and ready. I live on Chimmy's, bro.

There was not a Chimmy's when you were there. No, bro. No. There was like not even a Whataburger when you were there. was you fuck they had hearties and shit we were at the same time bitch dude hearties is a place that i was excited to go to on a road trip with my family because we never got to eat it and then looking back it was just there was really nothing special about it as it was hearties they had a ball pit they had a ball pit at our local hearties growing up and uh once the rumor started swirling around that someone puked in it it was over for that hardy's

yeah they couldn't recover can't come back ball pits are germ factories yeah but they're still lit germ factories they're fun are they i didn't spend much time in a ball pit growing up i had fun in them until someone puked famously puked in the hardy's ball pit in Petoskey, Michigan. I heard about that. If you're the fucking person who puked in that ball pit, just know that you ruined a lot of childhoods. Why couldn't they just clean it and move on? What's the big deal?

It's difficult to clean. It's like a regular pool. You can't just drain the balls out of the pool and then get new ones that fly in. You have to clean it all individually. There's a whole process. Do you know how long it takes to clean an individual ball in a ball pit? Empty out the balls,

clean the interior of the pit, and then get new balls, dog. Those things are not expensive. I think it's time to leave. Yeah, we've said enough. Are we skipping the masturbating monkey story? Randy's got something. I got breaking news.

What? Bruce has been found. Let's go. See? Huge news. I think Dave's noticed everybody out there as well. Found it. That's really big.

That is crazy. People heard this pod and they showed up. Dude, I think Ross needs to have a party for Bruce. The Bruce's home party. Yeah. Welcome home, B-man. That's what I call him. Yeah, you do call him that yeah well that's great should we send ross an edible arrangement as a uh congratulatory edibles like like weed gummies and stuff yeah just some early birds we send them our

microdose ross will be like dude get, get this, get this wheat stuff out. It's like eight of them. Yeah. Ross is like, okay, I took the whole bottle. Oh, by the way,

Dylan, I cannot make it over to that thing you invited me to. What's that? I don't know. You were saying something about a Benoit ball pit that you were renting. I don't even know what those are, man. I don't really think it's something I can go to.

Sick, twisted pervert. I'm supposed to go to those are, man. I don't really think it's something I can go to. Sick, twisted pervert. I'm supposed to go to dinner with him. With him. Let's get out of here. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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