Circling Back - Mr. Belding, Concussed Quarterbacks, & Woke Bios | Circling Back 9-29-26

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

We say goodbye to legend Dennis Haskins, aka Mr. Belding, reminisce on old 'Saved by the Bell' episodes, Dave talks Presidents Cup, a USC radio announcer had a tough take on the Dante Moore dirty... hit, and we may have discovered the wokest Twitter bio to exist. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (19:45) RIP Mr. Belding • (41:25) Presidents Cup thoughts • (51:50) USC Radio Call • (56:05) Is this the wokest bio ever? Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Poncho: Go to ⁠https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM⁠ for $10 off your first order and free shipping. - Zbiotics: Go to ⁠https://zbiotics.com/steam⁠ and use STEAM at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics - Rhoback: ⁠Go to ⁠⁠https://rhoback.com/⁠⁠⁠ and get 20% off your first purchase with code LUTES20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Good morning. Welcome back to the circling back podcast. It's Tuesday. How's everybody doing out there? My name is David producing the show, Randall Trebekchi. Hi, Dave. How you doing, dude? Well, I'm doing fantastic. It's game day. Oh, are we doing our NBA preview? No. This game doesn't involve a ball. It involves knowledge. ball knowledge no not ball knowledge do you know it comebacks comes back today it comes okay comebacks today comes backs heck yeah it's come back season for your boy let's go man i've got a prediction i'm putting my money on the house not me i'm gonna win the field the field the field the house would be randy i guess yeah i always win so i won't win today you don't think you're going to win you have i mean i think you have i think you are dave i think you are dave i think you are
Starting point is 00:01:14 Dave proofing your show. I have maybe Dave proved it in one little bit. There is a change that will be happening on today's episode. It's not a huge change, but it is a, some people could say that I'm Bryson proofing the course. Yes, I'm Dave proof in the game. But I think it will, I think it balances the game a little bit better,
Starting point is 00:01:34 but you have to tune in to find out what that change was. So tune in. I'm just going to do, I'm going to do bits. I already know, like it's rigged. You also can't vote on, someone else winning when you're competing you're going to you're voting that you're not going to win you could just not answer yeah i must and i'm a kalshi partner as well okay so uh yeah it's like betting on
Starting point is 00:01:54 the game that you're playing in i haven't played in it yeah but yes you're accurate you're double denim done them up dealership triple denim damn denim denim didum damn look at you man this isn't it's giving it's it's supposed to be it's definitely giving yeah tell the people it's denim man uh it's denim. I'm going triple denim. I want to see the tag. It's out of office. You can get it now. They're selling like, they're selling like gangbusters.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Gangbusters. We have about six left. And gangbusters. We got six left, folks. Six out of office hats left. Hey, the vibes? The vibes right now? All time. I'm going to go through the list. All right. Game show's back. Do you know it's back? Very cool. It's back.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Spooky season is a week away. Email spooky at washmedia.com. I genuinely need your ghost stories. I genuinely need them. Nothing has to be your personal. It could be secondhand, third hand. Also some town lore. I'm not finished with the list.
Starting point is 00:02:57 I know, but that's more important to whatever crap you're talking about. All right. You got me so just... AI cottage out there. That's definitely your third. Brett's in his absolute bag with the AI fault imagery
Starting point is 00:03:11 on the on the TV in the bullpen he's absolutely in his bag his sleepy jazz that makes me want to kill myself sleepy jazz playing over just like the most the most picturesque false scene you've ever seen in your life i didn't know you didn't like this also fourth fourth on the list on the vibes list right now we have a cool front just bearing down on austin texas and it's not folks you can't it couldn't get here soon enough friday morning it's going to be nice rainy But cool. So I got... You can't shake my vibes today, dog.
Starting point is 00:03:49 So you got the brace back on? Yeah, it's because my thumb is in really bad shape. Damn. I'll say Dave's been trying to shake Dylan's vibes. And I, you know, I... Unshakable. I really haven't. I'm trying to maintain the show being cool.
Starting point is 00:04:02 You're just in a bad mood and I don't know why. I'm genuinely not. Because he knows that I might have day proof the game. My shooters out there have told me. No one even knows what I'm doing. Well, then why did I know that? Just a hunt. It's a hunch.
Starting point is 00:04:14 I also updated my profile picture on Twitter. If I'm going to check that out, got the guns out for the boys. Ooh, who do they got this weekend? Texas Tech. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Did you lose a bed? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:04:29 No, dude, I just look. I was looking for a do you know it picture. So I just, I Google, do you know it watched media? And that popped up. And they're like, you know what? Excuse me. I look kind of cute in it. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I'm being accused There it is Okay What is the shirt Is that fabletics? Yeah, it's the fabletics cut off How many how many cutie pituites out of five Do I earn there, Randy?
Starting point is 00:04:57 Ooh, cuty patooties You're definitely getting Above a four Yeah That's that's pretty cutie patooty Yeah, thank you You might be hunkolicious though Okay, I'll take that too
Starting point is 00:05:08 We'll see We'll put a pull up I'm being accused of being in a bad mood and tanging the vibes because pre-show, right before a show, it's like, all right, we're going to lock in. We do a lot of these shows. We do four of these live shows a week, and then we do two on Patreon. Let's get locked in. Do it.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Do it. Do it. Let's do some Laney Wilson. Dude, she's got a bop out right now. I'm sorry. Phone keys wallet. Dave had never heard the song, and he just felt bad. How did I know who was?
Starting point is 00:05:39 I almost went with Stay by Lisa Loeb. Those are the two in my head. Oh, God, which is a fantastic song. Yeah, but it's, I mean, like pre-pod. Dave is such- That's a good song. Like, I look at potting. Randy, just give me a sec here, but.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Yeah, I get it. Pre-pod, I look at it as like, all right, this is what I want to listen to and I'm on my way to the gym. I look at the pod. It's my livelihood. I want to be locked in. I want to go off a little bit. I'm not really trying to do Lisa Loeb now. Maybe Lisa Loeb, uh, as I'm putting my two-and-a-half-year-old to bed.
Starting point is 00:06:14 That's a good Again, it is a good song It's upbeat No, it's not It's upbeat It's a song It's a love song about It's not upbeat
Starting point is 00:06:23 Lisa Lobe I think it's fairly upbeat I don't, I disagree Go ahead, right I was gonna say I think Dave is such a music knowledge guy That when he hears a song That he's never heard before
Starting point is 00:06:34 He gets mad He's like I don't know what the song is Dillon was gassing up the song like five days ago Well you can't say that We don't play non-upbeat stuff Because you got mad when we played Whitney Houston here too. No, I didn't get mad about that. You were like, you guys, no, it's not. Look, I'm not
Starting point is 00:06:50 mad. I'm not, I'm not. Don't print that I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm just saying, it's like, all right, well, got the speaker. I thought we were going to listen to like slip nod and shit, but no, we're going to do Lainey Wilson. I also had a fire tweet go up and it's, it's getting suppressed for some reason. It should be, it should be viral, but it's not. So go check it out at D. Shivery while you're looking at my new profile. I'm going to do a live. I'm going to do a live in-game review of the tweet. Hang on. Yeah. Okay. Can you read it out for us, too? It's the Caleb Williams one.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Okay. My mom in 1989, when I show her how I can jump and spin at the same time, and it's a video of Caleb Williams laughing and closing his robe at the same time. It's perfect. It's perfect. Have you ever seen a more perfect tea? Dude, it's perfect. Sauce said it's funny. Because you know, like when you're, I was five at the time, maybe six,
Starting point is 00:07:50 depending on which month it is in 1989. And then that's the era where you're like, hey, mom, look at this. And you do something super unimpressive. And she's like, oh my God, it's my baby. He's so funny. He's so talented. I think that losing people on that because a lot of people weren't born by them, you know. I don't think you need to be born by 1989 to understand the joke.
Starting point is 00:08:13 It does track very old. It's just saying that like when I was a kid, I could have made it more. Because that's a five-year-old me. I could have related to Gen Z more by saying, you know, meet my mom and hitting a vaping for the first time. But that would have been stupid because I was a grown man in 2010. It looks like you're just getting suppressed.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I was a grown man in 2010. Yeah. Grown ass. So were we. Well, or anyone. I was in high school, sophomore. Frontal lobe hadn't developed yet. No, sir.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Still waiting. I think there's a chance that it gains. action. Aren't you give it a tweet? Give it a retweet. I can't retweet my own tweet 30 minutes after. From the circling back account, assuming you have access to it. I do.
Starting point is 00:08:56 There you go. Check this out. Check this shit out. Hold on, y'all. It's about to happen. Switch over. Let's find Dylan. There he is.
Starting point is 00:09:07 New profile picture. And let's give it a like. Oh, we don't like and RT. Whoa, whoa. We just said retweet. You're just. Hey, that's that's that's that's that little Thursday Why don't you just comment on it too while you're there
Starting point is 00:09:19 Hey I'm behind the wheel of this thing right now I can do whatever I'm behind the wheel too I could I could take that like away don't do it Oh it's a it's a like off Don't do it You just got hit with an unc in the chat Sorry to whatever Do we know if that's a real video
Starting point is 00:09:35 I think it's AI But but like it's I don't I don't get what what's so funny about It's just Caleb Williams laughing Like it's not funny You're trying to act like my I don't have a good tweet going. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I'm really not. Like, I, what did I say out there? I go, why is this video going around? Like, it's just Caleb Williams laughing. Like, you can't do anything without people being like, oh, this is so. I'm protecting your guy here, by the way. It's because he's, but I don't think you understand that his tweet was so good that Elon is suppressing it because he's concerned that the servers might get overloaded
Starting point is 00:10:07 because of the company. That's what it is. You talked about the flyers getting put in your mailbox. Uh-huh. That is, I believe, an Elon sponsored campaign. He is doing the Ken Paxton on. Yeah. He's behind that, if I'm not mistaken.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I got I just tie it all together. It's like once every three days. Just a new Ken Paxton flyer. Well, I've just, you know, a lot of people, Randy, don't want their kid turned into a, a transgender migrant. That's exactly what it pretty much says on the flyer. It's this big. Yeah, no way. And on one side, it says stuff about Ken Paxton.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Other side is just trashing Tyler Rico. Just looking at it. People are like, huh. Huh. This is interesting. Dude, all these campaigns, they're like, they're not what I want to do for people. They're just, hey, this guy stinks. That's all they are.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Pretty much. It's so bad. All trash campaigns. Oh, man. We got Maybe Dan on Thursday, unrelated to any of what we just said. I'm new here. Who's Maybe Dan? Maybe Dan.
Starting point is 00:11:07 You might know him better as college football can't get here soon enough. Dan register. Delco Dan. the guy we're going to have him sit down i'm going to say turn your fucking mic on dude yeah we want to hear what he has to say dan's gonna dan said and i i called him out i didn't i ingest i said you won't come on the show and he said i'll see you thursday damn just like that huh we'll probably talk a little slate i'm just going to be completely honest dan's always fun to talk ball with though always hey if you guys aren't following the circling back podcast on instagram i don't know
Starting point is 00:11:44 what you're doing because we're throwing up heat two already this morning two heater posts yeah i uh i didn't check with randall on uh when he was posting his do you know i check with new brett no offense and he was just like ah nothing scheduled i was like all right well i'm posting my spooky season thing because again as i mentioned earlier spooky season one week from today i need your story spooky at washedmedia dot com spooky at washmedia dot com otherwise i'm just going to have to make them up Have I ever made a spooky season story up? That I don't know, but I maybe have.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I may have ghost written one. I definitely ghost wrote one and said to Dave, he didn't read it. I'm trying to remember. Wasn't it about Dylan or something? No, it was about a foreign, like it was a trip across the pond during college, and they were at Lake Loch Ness and how there was like an actual ghost. that haunts it and all that.
Starting point is 00:12:46 And that turned out that this ghost was actually just a giant dinosaur with a veil on. And it said, I need about 350. It was a South Park Loch Ness Monster. How did I not get read? It's crazy. It was mainly just for Dave. I didn't want him to actually read it. I want him to waste it.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Yeah. I mean, I read it. I was like, okay. We must have been flushed with better stories for some reason. I made Dave just waste about like a good 10, 15 minutes of his life reading that. It wasn't 10 to 15. I raised a little fast in that, dude. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Spooky at washmedia.com. I don't want to out the person who is the first submission this year, but she is a frequent Patreon player. It's all I'll say. And you could probably guess who it is. Okay. Probably. Cold, cold, cold caller.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Do you want me to guess? Yeah. Is it Ryan? Ryan's a real one, man. we love Ryan she's uh I will say she might be Mount Rushmore backer can I say that you know
Starting point is 00:13:52 she's just she's just been a constant throughout the years I don't have a strong argument against ooh let's let's do those all right now nah we don't I'm gonna put Barry Rigby up there just Barry just because that Ryan's just so good me I was a backer love
Starting point is 00:14:08 actually I was never a backer no you're not eligible anymore no I was a backer at a point cat pat for a year I don't even know if cat Pat still listens, but she's, she's got a, she's got something to say about that, about Mount. Yeah, she's up there. Who else? We're leaving some people.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Chee-Cae's a backer. She's a baby backer. She's number one in my heart. She's a baby backer, though. Yeah, she's kind of a poser. She doesn't have a day of rough true player for real t-shirt. She didn't know what that is. She's like, how much is y'all charge for that?
Starting point is 00:14:41 And people, two people. $69. Two people purchased that at least two. three or four we don't know hey guess what else you can watch this at spotify on spotify subscribe on spotify even if you don't really use spotify for podcasts it helps us if you just go subscribe also you can subscribe on youtube even if you don't do the youtube just go subscribe a lot of people we're getting a lot of people uh Airbnb Airbnb mafia out there really really uh helping up the numbers i have to shout out that guy let me let me find the DM was it four different
Starting point is 00:15:14 profile? Yes. Let me find this guy. You can go subscribe to the show on your Airbnb TV and just leave it there. It's a great move. Please. Yeah, shouts the backer Nick, who is, I think, my backer of the week, who sent us a picture of him at Airbnb, and there was four different YouTube accounts logged in to
Starting point is 00:15:36 the smart TV, and he subscribed on each one of them. So thank you, Nick. That's dog behavior for Nick. I mean, it really is dog behavior for that. It's really nice. What else? You can watch it live on YouTube, too. Hop in the chat.
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Starting point is 00:16:09 It's just a navy blue polo. But I love it. I love this. I love this one. I have an off-white one. I've got like probably 40 rowbacks total. Not just polos. They got game day polos.
Starting point is 00:16:20 They've got a ton of stuff. Workout gear, the shorts, the line shorts. What's the ones that you like a lot? The all active short. They come with the width or without liner. I would, you know, I have both and they're both great. The liner ones, they have a great liner. So I would probably dabble on that one first.
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Starting point is 00:16:56 Yeah. Jared Roberts. They're making a lot of political jokes in the chat right now because of the whole Tyler Freco stuff. Let's see. People want track house. Let's see what else. Oh, here's a good one.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Dave. You're going to hate this. You're going to absolutely hate this. Juliet says Lisa Loeb stay is fire emoji. fire emoji, fire emoji. And that's straight facts. That's straight facts. Doesn't mean it's upbeat.
Starting point is 00:17:20 It doesn't really change my take. So I can sing every word. Doesn't mean it's upbeat again. But go ahead. I was saying every word for parks in the car the other day. He had never heard the song and he was. You look back there and he was sleeping? I don't know if he was impressed or he wanted me to change the song.
Starting point is 00:17:38 He goes, dad, I definitely don't want to do a podcast now. That's the last thing I want to do. Yeah. That's what he said. We have Chee-Chi in the chat, and she is asking me, did you like your cookies, Randy? I love them. He had one this morning.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I felt so, I felt bad trying to keep them all for myself, so I had to share how good they were with everyone else. You take some home to Meg, though. I will. I'll probably take the rest home. I shared enough. Not to make it about me. I have not had one yet, but I will have one after the show.
Starting point is 00:18:06 You better get them in now because I'm going to take it home. I ate too much Thai food yesterday. I got back. I was not. If you don't eat one, Oh, you want. Thus, being a liar, I will relay that back to Chechay. They're good cookies, Dave. What are they? I have not even like...
Starting point is 00:18:22 They're a chocolate chunk with salt and they're soft. I don't know if they're so good. They're made with brown sugar as opposed to just regular white sugar. And there's something else, Chechay, she might chime in and explain, but they're something. Are they better than your pancakes? That's tough. That is tough. That's tough. What was the shape you were making those?
Starting point is 00:18:46 Were you making them into something? No. One of them, the one that, honestly, the one that she took a picture of was not the most aesthetic because it... It's a taste play. That was the first one. First one is always kind of like you're feeling it out. For sure.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Because these are thick pancakes. And they, when you flip it, sometimes the softer, it'll kind of spill over. And it made kind of a weird shape. I'm going to say something right now that's crazy. I don't think I've ever made a pancake myself. I've never made a pancake. I've had them made for me. My dad makes good pancakes.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Alyssa used to make pancakes. I just have never made a pancake. Making pancakes is fun. I really enjoy doing it. Find it from scratch, of course. Chelsea in the chat comments about what else is she puts in them. She says love. Oh, what a gal.
Starting point is 00:19:35 That's the secret ingredient. Holy. She's something else, man. Well, Mr. Belding died. Dennis Haskins. Dennis Haskins died at 75. yesterday, so. What was the, I know he said,
Starting point is 00:19:52 what is going on here? What did it? You passed away. No, no, no. What was his saying on the show? Hey, hey, hey, hey, what is going on here? Sounds like you knew it. I couldn't remember the hey, hey, hey, hey, hey part.
Starting point is 00:20:03 You got to get a little higher with a what, hey, hey, hey, hey, what is going on here? Okay, you know, it's more of a, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what is going on here? That's pretty good. Thank you. Randy doesn't know this. I never watched Save By a Bell. You're a stupid dick.
Starting point is 00:20:19 before my time. Take a laugh, dude. Boy Meets World was my time, which was, like, kind of feel like right afterwards. You didn't fall in love with Kelly Kapowski like we did? They didn't even know who she was. Oh, my goodness. Until I was like much later on like, oh.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Oh, she stole my heart. Chechay, turn this off. She stole my heart. When I was a kid. Dude, Chechay punch in air right now. But then you stole it back, Chey, you're saying here that she went to Tiffany Amber Theson, Kelly Capowski,
Starting point is 00:20:47 got your heart back. and then just she's like well mine now and that's how it went down exactly and then she then she rung it out and put it in the cookies then she put your tender heart in a blender and she watched it spin around to a beautiful oblivion yes okay that's exactly what happened wow wow boy now that's the shit you listen to before pot
Starting point is 00:21:09 yeah that's that's that's a song I would swallow the wine that is a good song it is a good song we almost had him on Eve 6 guy. That's right. He was a Twitter follower of mine or Will. I think it was me. I DMed him and he was in town.
Starting point is 00:21:25 He was going to come do the show. I didn't know what we were going to do with it because it was like, we're just going to have the Eve 6 guy on. And then like the day I was like, hey man, I really got a lot to do before the show. I can't do it. I don't know. Is that what he said? Basically, yeah, he was nice about it.
Starting point is 00:21:39 But I didn't have a plan. I have this bit that I've never actually done. And you're kind of in the bit. Because you this is the bit you I have a guest like that on and they're sitting next to you and you just have really no context for why that person's on. So it's just really it's more just like yeah you're just kind of there like uh just watch you interview this guy yeah you but you're like in every camera shot because you're next to this the eve six guy I'm like the video of that guy that was going viral last week he's going remember that guy the guy that was looking we couldn't figure out what to do with that I had a great. caption, but you guys nixed it. We had a bunch of great captions. You vetoed it. Yours was not good. Mine was so good.
Starting point is 00:22:22 It was just dirty. I thought it was too dirty for... Are you anything that to say it? No. Why not? This is too dirty. Because you have to... You have to start texting people after... It's easier when it's on, like, in a tweet and it's not coming from my mouth. Well, yeah, that's not how that act works, really. Should have just done it from circling back.
Starting point is 00:22:41 No, definitely don't do any of that humor from circling back. It's off-putting. if Dave and I are the ones saying that's saying something you you made a Mount Rushmore backer hit you with a question mark that's true what you don't want uh anyway what we're doing uh mr belding passed away mr belding who famously uh took the squad on a rafting trip through yosemite after his piece of shit brother bailed on him to go ring out with a...
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yeah, Rod, who was like way cool and definitely by the way would have been like the type of dude like Rod was like probably in his 30s as his substitute teacher. Rod would have definitely been like trying to hook up with like the girls. Rod was a scumbag.
Starting point is 00:23:34 He was a little scummy. So it's for the best. But yeah, anyway, Dennis Haskins. That's a... Uncle Phil was a big passing. a few years back. And Dennis Askins, dude. Big one.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Yeah. Mr. Belding. A lovable. Great actor. If you really look back at the performance, really well done. He did it well. Him and Zach just did not see eye to eye. There was always like a mutual respect there.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Oh, yeah. Do you remember the one where he, Zach took his niece on like a date? And he was warning him. He was like, I know they call you Zach steam up the windows Morris I don't remember that I do I think his niece was violent because he was having sex in the car
Starting point is 00:24:19 I don't know if there maybe was implied he was neckin maybe what does that mean or maybe doing what you were talking about yeah what is neckin is that just like kissing on the neck what is that well there's neck which is something completely different but necking is uh is a term it's what giraffes do I think it just means just kissing all over someone
Starting point is 00:24:42 What you? Look at, yeah. Necking. Necking is an informal term for passionate kissing, embracing, and caressing similar to making out or petting.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Petting. Heavy petting. Did you say petting? Petting. Could be like mosting. I don't know if mosting would be considered necking. It's me petting, girl.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Your wife's in the chat. That's me petting, Che, Che. Don't do whatever that is. Like you're petting a horse. Don't tell me how to make love. That's how you, that's how you, like, approach a horse. Yeah. No, that's a, that's a bummer.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I mean, you know, 75, but you think back and you're like, damn, dude, that really was, I'm sure we've, we've definitely done a draft of shows like that, right? Kid shows draft. Oh, yeah, that's right. And you did, like. Yeah. Wild on. You did wild on.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Sleep by the bill, I think, was taken. So you just went it like your first boner? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I get it. Brooke Burke, man. Come all. I cannot believe saved by the bell wasn't your ledger at all.
Starting point is 00:25:55 If you started it, you would love it. See, this is the type of stuff that makes me not relate to that amazing tweet, Dylan, but I can't relate to it because I was even born in 1989, you see? I think people are overthinking the tweet. Although if you wanted it more mass appeal, you could have said five-year-old me doing blah, blah, blah. The way I said it's better. Yeah, but you're limiting yourself. No, I'm not. Most people weren't born in 1989. People just assume, oh, he's talking about when he was a kid, but they don't know you. If you want, like, more people, they're like,
Starting point is 00:26:24 I don't know this guy. All right, I'll follow up with a reply tweet that says, by the way, I'm 42 and I was five or six in 1980. Just give it context. Yeah, please, actually, please, can you do that? Can you do that follow up tweet? I'm, dude, I'm sorry. You're, you're upset. You think you're getting suppressed. I'm just trying to give you, like, a very logical reason as to what happened here. I'm going to quote tweet. We're doing the, autopsy on this tweet although maybe it's doing you you hit it with the like and the r t let's see okay now you're up to okay that did not help it as much as i thought it would that's not you are getting suppressed uh i know like legit this must be a i what's going on here
Starting point is 00:26:59 i'm gonna i'm gonna quote tweet it i got i got this don't worry it wasn't i don't get this i wasn't even born yet why did will not wear this um little little German get up to Octoberfest. He got a nice one there, but he had one here from this Halloween pick, the spooky season pick. I think he wanted something more authentic. This looks pretty authentic to me. And why don't you wear this green suit more?
Starting point is 00:27:33 You got to keep that off to TL, dog. We used it to promote the show. It's a great pit. There's clear print in the picture. No, there's not. Only if people are perverts and zoom in. Everyone's going to zoom in. Everyone's a pervert.
Starting point is 00:27:47 There. Hopefully my quote tweet will help you out. Dylan. What'd you say? I said, I don't get this. I wasn't even born yet. I hope. Hey, I'm new here. Literally, I was born like not long ago. What's this about? See, I was born 94, so I couldn't have been five years old or even alive. I kind of be jumping and spinning. Okay, I just added some context. Okay, you did? Let me, let me check this. I found it when you add context in a reply tweet to one of your original tweets, it helps.
Starting point is 00:28:24 And actually, like, it increases the likelihood of it going viral. I can't tell if you're joking. No, because this way would people say it, they're like, oh, okay, well, that actually is a good tweet. I'm in. There we go. I helped out. Thanks, Randy.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Yeah. You did your part. I did. Twice. There's less than a thousand views, which is getting suppressed. It's bullshit. Thanks, Randy. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I replied with to his context of, oh, okay. It seemed like Mr. Belding was a conflicted man in what way? Well, he was an educator, then an administrator, and he wanted what was right for the kids, but he also, I think he became too close to the group, almost to where he became friends with them in a weird way. And I think he realized at some point that that would not serve their long-term interests. And my favorite, just thinking about saying by the bell,
Starting point is 00:29:29 didn't it seem funny just how like this small group of friends, friends forever, some might say, it seemed like they were the only people in the school worth the shit who did anything. They were always like the lead in all the plays. They were all the ones doing everything. Like that, it was just these five people were the main characters.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Yeah. And I think I guess it's because they were the main character of the show. The most unrealistic part of that show is that they let screech into the squad. you know he's hanging with the wrong he's sitting at the wrong lunch table how did nobody let screech hit because he's goofy at least a turtle should have let screech hit because he's goofy because he's goofy ow got cram there was like an almost there was like a sweet almost where like there was a peck on the cheek they were neckin a peck on the cheek not neckin oh i see you don't be so disappointed.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Mr. Feeney, too. He was kind of like, always their teacher and, like, stuck with them through college. Like, what are you doing, Mr. Feeney? College, years are not so hard. But he was great. Remember when I got the goal at Connect, too? Remember when Jesse Spano got hooked on caffeine pills?
Starting point is 00:30:41 Yeah. How could I forget? She was so scared. She was so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so scared. That's pretty good. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Now, that's the kind of shit. going to hear before a pod. Randy doesn't even know what we're talking about. No. God, dude. Jesse Spanner was like the smart one of the group, made good grades, studied all the time. I see. And she was studying for exams.
Starting point is 00:31:05 And she took a bunch of caffeine pills to stay up. We've all done that. And study. What? And she got, she went overboard with them. And she was all like, jazzed up. And she was singing that song, I'm so excited. I just can't hide it.
Starting point is 00:31:20 But then she changed the lyric to him. I'm so scared. Wait, wait, wait. Because she was hooked on drugs. They were also simultaneously shooting a music video. And she missed it. She had to miss it because she had to go to the hospital and screech filled in. Too much caffeine.
Starting point is 00:31:35 So she was trying to balance their music career. This is pre-aderal, man. Wait, hold on. Was she, so she was staying up all night to, like, study for a test? She was trying to study, but also like her. Was she in her pajamas at the library? Kelly and Lisa were trying to do this, like they were doing this video, this workout style like music video
Starting point is 00:31:54 where there were a lot of spandex and she couldn't balance the two so she was taking, she was just pounding no dough. She was railing it. Wow. She was crushing it up. I don't know if she was crushing it up. She could have been.
Starting point is 00:32:07 But you didn't answer my question. Was she in her pajamas at the library on campus to show everyone like that she was here to study? That's where she was railing it, yes. Wow. No, high schools don't really have that that library that's open late at at night
Starting point is 00:32:22 Bayside. God, can you imagine like that the half-bake scene where Chappelle goes up there and just like, I'm addicted to marijuana, but it says,
Starting point is 00:32:37 I am addicted to caffeine. It was just caffeine. They're like, huh? It wasn't Addie, you know? Yeah, they're like, oh, you mean like, so you mean like Adderall?
Starting point is 00:32:47 No. Jolt Cola? No, not even. Coffee? Just pills. Just straight gas. I've taken those. Didn't really.
Starting point is 00:32:57 notice them. You aren't taking him at the clip that Jesse Spano was. I was boofing him. That's probably why. Yeah. It doesn't work. I was trying to do a workaround coffee in a month. You see, it was the takeaway as a child watching the show is don't do drugs.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Oh. There's no hope with dope. A lot of messaging in these shows. Like, yeah, like don't do dope. Or like, don't let an oil company drill on. campus because you might get more than what you bargained for yes you think you're going to get a bunch of wealth even though you're just a student at the school and in no way would you share in the profits from this uh this lease but there's going to be like an an oil spill animals and yeah
Starting point is 00:33:47 you're going to have to clean a duck with dawn that that was an episode wow they got greedy and the only people protesting were jesse and like her like her like the guy she was randomly dating who was like some some fucking who's some blues guy but he was right he was right he's like it's gonna be bad this can be bad it's gonna be bad and it was because the oil spilled yeah why did it why did they're gonna get rich off of it they're not gonna share yeah what do they think like yeah we struck oil on your school like everybody here is now rich we have a check for everyone it's pretty good here's your royalty it's pretty good here's your royalty generational wealth You are all serious men and women.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Hey, I'm Frankie, oil tankie. Frankie, Frankie, oil tanky. I'm an oil man. Yeah. Someone in the chat, I have to ask because I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Didn't they help someone give birth in an elevator during an earthquake? Real life life. It was Mrs. Belding. Oh, really? So they did. I believe so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Zach gave birth to it. Well, he, Zach gave birth? He delivered it, you mean? Or gave birth. Yeah, he helped facilitate the baby. coming into the world that's a lot for high school kid man yeah man man i have seen those clips of that one guy that used to do like zach Morrison is trash and he would just like break down
Starting point is 00:35:13 why zach was a bad person and sociopath yeah he definitely was he was kind of shitty he was a bad guy but he was popular his dad had courtside lakers tickets though and this is in like 89 this is like showtime this is like magic johnson yeah this is this is peak whoa so his dad bailed on him they were going to go to what cubs game his dad was kind of a shitty dad yeah because you know hurt people hurt people that's why zach was a bad kid jack also skipped school on um one of the jewish holidays to go to a cubs game and lied said he was jewish okay i don't remember that one either yeah and then he got caught because he caught a foul ball and he was on tv and of course everybody watches every minute of the 1989
Starting point is 00:36:00 Cubs. Yeah, during the day. During the day. WGN. If you're going to get busted, being at a Cubs game, that's the one that you get busted. It's not even that exciting. It's not like
Starting point is 00:36:14 he caught the ball and the player was out. No, it's banana ball. He was not at a banana ball game. It's a different set of rules. There were some very interesting rules for that game, too, Dylan. You should look them all up. I might do that one day.
Starting point is 00:36:30 If you bunt, you're ejected from the game. Okay, that's kind of funny. That's kind of funny. Got to move the runners, though. It's analytics play. Small ball, man. Analytics has no place in banana ball. I'll tell you that right now.
Starting point is 00:36:49 No. Otherwise, you've got to think they're not getting 60-year-old Raphael Palmero out of the dugout to go hit. Because, like, just from an analytics standpoint, you got to think, like, This guy hasn't had a professional swing in, you know, 20-20-ish years. Not to be the stat nerd, but, like, you got to think, like, if you dive the data. Speaking of stats, I called it yesterday. I said that Colin Simmons should have been credited with an extra half a sack, five and a half. And they corrected the stats yesterday.
Starting point is 00:37:26 So he officially is the all-time single game Texas leader in sacks at five and a half. How about that? That's badass. Dude. People say, I don't know ball. I saw a lot of UT accounts contemplating that. Were you on Orange Bloods and saw that? I texted you.
Starting point is 00:37:45 When it happened, I texted you. Remember? I was driving. I don't read your text. I said, is it before? I said, is it four and a half now or whatever it was or five and a half? What about eight inches and thick? Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Yeah, I don't know. Millionaires. By the way, don't go down that road because all the parodies, it's too much. I got the parodies are too much There's so many The parodies are bad They're funny But you're like
Starting point is 00:38:09 This is something where I should be reading a book And not doing a A parody of this guy's Lowest moment I saw an animated Halo one where Master Chief is talking about How he's like eight inches And thick Spartan
Starting point is 00:38:22 Like what Everyone's doing them It's so dumb About Spartans Am I surprised Are we surprised at the Texas All Time Sac Like in game records
Starting point is 00:38:31 eight uh not eight five and a half i mean you just think like at some point back in the day when they're playing uh the national record of all the every school is six so that's crazy yeah i'm that surprises me more me too hmm yeah i feel like colin simmons should have got that like during the texas state game or something what's that supposed to me what do you mean uh what nothing i'm just saying that you know come on man maybe we have a more formidable o line Colin Simmons did not pop in that Texas State game. He got his work. I mean, I don't know how many snaps he played in the second half,
Starting point is 00:39:09 but I'm just saying. This is how many sex he had in that game. Zero. I'm holding up a zero. Okay. Let's have a conversation. You can probably get six against Purdue. Draw it up.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I don't think they're going to play each other. Do you think Purdue's going to make the playoff? No. No. There's an assumption there that Texas is, and I think Texas is. They should have to. They should. They should.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Florida is. Nasty. Just saying, I'm tracking. They look nasty, man. Offense, good. I'll tell you what else is good. Pancho outdoor. There's two fellers in here rocking their poncho.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Randy with the T. Dilling with the Marfa, right? You talk about this one all the time. I decided to wear it. This is the Marfa. This is the light-washed denim western Pearl Snap button down. And for my money, it's one of the best shirts in the game.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I don't know if you classified that as like a fall shirt necessarily, because I wear that shirt year-round, but it is, the pearl snap and the long sleeve gives, it gives more fall than summer, but I, again, wear that year-round. It may look like it's a really heavy and uncomfortable material. It is so soft. It's extremely comfortable. Yeah, and unlike Dylan, it's never stiff, built-in stretch, made for performance. Western-inspired as well.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Yeah. This guy's denimed out today. I am, yeah. Yesterday I was rocking that olive green, the original one, the original one, the original, original poncho. They're just great. The lightweight hoodies are really good, too. They've got the built-in sun protection. Check out poncho this season. Go to poncho outdoors.com slash steam. Enter your email and get $10 off and free shipping on your first order. That's P-O-N-C-H-O-Outdoors.com slash steam. Go there. Drop in your email, get $10 off and free shipping. Go check out the t-shirts, the hats.
Starting point is 00:40:59 They got a ton of hats. I couldn't pick one. So I just said, I'm going to get my son. I got Rhodes, the camo one, he's wearing it to school today. Rhodes is rocking a camo. He's going to be fighting the chicks off at recess. Well, they're not going to be able to see him. That's true. That's true. It's going to be a problem.
Starting point is 00:41:13 I actually just got to know, where's Rhodes today? I notice he wasn't at school. I'm like, actually? Look closer. That's so stupid. Get some Prescott talks here. Tough draw for the President's Cup a little bit because up against a big college football. weekend. College football
Starting point is 00:41:36 Saturday. Friday night, too. So big, the president was at one of the games and not that's the cup. He went to the cup. He did go the cup. And sorry, honey. He gave a speech before the singles on Sunday to the boys.
Starting point is 00:41:54 And Brent Snedeker, Brent Snetterker, aka Snedd's John Duda's favorite golfer. Your favorite golfer's favorite golfer, really. Credited Trump, the Orange Man. The president with that said, yeah. The boys rallied? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:09 There's no way they would have executed like that had he not done that. That's leadership, man. Did a little flyover in Air Force One. We got to fucking calm down on the flyovers with the Air Force One. It was pretty sick at Nailand. I don't think it's Air Force. I mean, like, okay. Is that the Qatarie one?
Starting point is 00:42:26 Is that what he's rocking right now? No, it's a plane. It's not a guitar. Okay. Never mind. That would be sick if it was playing Freebird as it flew. over. Yeah. Just blasted speakers. No.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Qatar. They got double flyovers at that game. How's like, what was the other one? Jets. The Jets. Military Jets. Okay. The boys didn't look so good in the basically everything other than singles. Going into the week, and I think
Starting point is 00:43:02 we've had this take before and Wyndham Clark is a frequent He had a great year Gotta give credit words to But he's not really well liked He's just he's had some rules issues Potentially and he trashed a A locker room
Starting point is 00:43:20 He just kind of like What's this guy's deal right? Didn't really give an apology Just kind of like a real pseudo apology He described all the children running around At the Part 3 contest at the Masters As birth control Correct
Starting point is 00:43:33 Yeah And there's guys like us who have procreated We have kids Yeah Certified comers over here He Had a real chance here And I think he had a chance
Starting point is 00:43:50 To look I can deal with a dickhead As long as there a dickhead who shows up in team events Patrick Reed comes to mind He's our little dickhead Right? Of course Although he has not been on the team he had to live too he's awful live now he's doing the dp and he's going to be back on on tour tour
Starting point is 00:44:07 um i think uh missed opportunity he went like one and four and it's just you're just like dude we like we're clamoring for a guy edgy guy maybe he's got you know maybe punched him hole in the drywall maybe he's going to say something real dumb maybe he's going to open up some grape when we win cool maybe his wife's going to pop off on twitter pat read yeah justine It's a whole thing. And he just didn't seize the moment. Now, he was kind of like the most vocal. He kind of seemed like he has leader vibes in the room a little bit, which is weird because he's Wyndham Clark.
Starting point is 00:44:46 But he seems like a guy that the team kind of rallies around a little bit. But again, he didn't, I don't, you know, he didn't perform great. And I thought that was a missed opportunity. And that's all I wanted to say about that. Brady, what did you think? I thought that the players played a good game. I don't know. I didn't watch any of it, Dave.
Starting point is 00:45:06 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you do. What were you doing, driving up and going to banana ball at 2 o'clock? Yeah, and then I was driving back. Okay. I can tell you all about the banana ball game. But you can just tune into yesterday's podcast to hear about that.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Randy was so, he thought the rules were so funny. They have a QR code on the screen and you can do what a QR code does and it pops up and it gives you like a little slideshow of the rules. And he's like, Dave, you got to check out these rules. You just need to understand what's going on. Because one, the whole run system being like points for the inning. And also they don't have walks. If there's four balls, the player takes off.
Starting point is 00:45:44 And all the defense defending players have to touch the ball before the person can stop like advancing bases. We didn't see that one in play, did we? Oh, we saw it once. They're mainly throwing strikes. They're not throwing balls. It happened once or twice. It happens very quickly. They know how to do that.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Ooh, just got an email from Disco at the savannah bananas.com. Thanks for being the best fans in sports. That's nice. You could also steal first base, Dylan. What? Yeah. You can just go? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:19 That's a good bit. How much of this is they going to incorporate into real baseball? Probably none. Why? It's not crazy to think that there might be a time where they played music throughout the whole thing. Like a soundtrack. It just goes. Not just walk-up music.
Starting point is 00:46:37 It's constant during the abat. You'd be punching air. Yeah, well, I don't know. I mean, you're there for a goofy experience. Might as well get goofy with it. I'm talking about baseball-basedball, though. Oh, baseball, baseball. I'm saying that they might incorporate that into the real game.
Starting point is 00:46:53 No, don't do that. Why? We get walk-up songs. That's enough. You get, you know, bullpen entrance songs. The next thing you know, you got an 11-pitch at bat, and you're just like, I'm not really battling up there. your kids losing interest your kids like got the foam finger 11 pitched bats are bad ass yeah but
Starting point is 00:47:12 teach that to a five-year-old I will he's really battling up there this is great because his pitch counts going up he's really they're going to get this guy out of there quick it's an absolute battle your kid's just like oh yeah that's awesome the edge always goes to the batter because this pitcher if you're if you're 11 pitches deep and new that bat full count margin for error is so tiny you can't You can't miss the zone, you know? The stats back that up? Does the data back that up? You gotta keep pounding the zone, probably.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Do you don't want to get him to chase? I'd say those are the best mostly ending walks. That's my guess. I think my problem with regular baseball is that like when the pitcher gets a, you know, a strikeout, he'll maybe give you like a, yeah, a fist pump where in banana ball, the guy will throw his mid off and then he'll drop his ass low to the ground. He does something real disrespectful. I'm charging them out. Like, think about what Colin Simmons did.
Starting point is 00:48:02 this is mainly there's no less offensive there's no pantomime pee pulled out less vulgar but no i mean dude throwing ass in somebody's face is pretty vulgar it is right twice the batter you're that's that's disrespectful is it not yeah he's got a big handlebar mustache too while he's doing it so how about what does that have to do with anything i'm just saying that there was a lot of mustaches out there on the field oh yeah and it's like a bunch of podcasts yeah that's true um Blackcasters and banana ballers. That's us. I don't understand how you are not more excited about...
Starting point is 00:48:39 The White Sox being in the playoffs, I am. I am going to watch. Now that it's time for me to care. I'll watch. You guys are ahead of schedule. You're hosting the hated Astros. Every single time I see someone in Astros' gear on the streets, I'm going to pump fake them because now I care about baseball.
Starting point is 00:48:59 You're going to pump fake them. When Barry Dully comes in here tomorrow, or a Thursday, you should. Yeah. I'll probably wear my Prisinski jersey on retail therapy. They'll piss both of them off, Will and Barrett. Can we have an AJ Presensky jersey? It's perfect.
Starting point is 00:49:20 I mean, if I'm a socks fan, that's a jersey I'm owning. You got to have the controversial guy. He's the true polarizing figure. Yeah, not a very well-liked guy. Like us, white Soxers. White Soxers? I don't know if that's right. That's not, no, no.
Starting point is 00:49:37 White Sox fans, I guess. White Sox Nation. Yeah. I don't know. White Soxers. That's no one has ever said that word. LDA whenever has. Oh, we're all my soxers at.
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Starting point is 00:51:39 code steam for 15% off your first order. Zbiotics is a partner of ours. Ball adjacent here. We got to do a little ball adjacent. I know. Yeah, yesterday we mentioned that Dante Moore Oregon's quarterback, QB1, got his head taken clean off by a USC defender.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Yeah, just go ahead and play it, Randy. It's a pretty nasty hit. His head hits the ground very hard, and he was concussed. Yeah, my first time seeing it was earlier, and it's bad. He had the two of arms a little bit. And then the defender showboats and kind of taunts and makes fun of. Anyway, it's a pretty ugly one. His legs seem like they're seizing.
Starting point is 00:52:29 He does not. It looks bad. almost everyone watching this. I say almost, because you'll understand that why in a second, looks at this, I'm like, oh, my God, this is totally on the defender. We've got to get this kind of hit out of football. You've got to get out of football. USC radio guy had kind of a different take on it, and here it is.
Starting point is 00:52:50 He did not try to slide feet first, and Stevens went in helmet first, but he kind of ran into Dante Moore, who ducked into that hit. I did not see him put his feet out. first. I saw him dive forward. He's laying feet first. He is now because they spun him around. I want to see the replay. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:53:10 He goes down into it. Yeah, not a feet first slide. More of a knee slide. It didn't look like targeting on the replay to us. There are three guys in the booth. The two other guys in the booth with them are like, dude, what are you talking about? What one of them gives a look at the camera like this guy's out of his mind? Let's watch this again.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Shout out to the camera in the booth. Okay. He does slide a little late, but it is a feet first slide. It's a good baseball slide. It is a textbook quarterback slide. Yeah, he said that he ducked into it. Like, the hit hasn't even happened yet, and he is pretty much on his back. His butt is on the ground.
Starting point is 00:53:46 His feet are in front of him as he's getting hit. He probably a yard too late on the slide. But to suggest that he went face or head first into this is just so, like, what do you? I know that you're a USC radio guy and you feel like you should probably defend a player on the team that you support, but not like this. This is so ugly. It's some real homerism.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Very much, so. Claim that they spun him around. No. Like. No. No. So. Yeah, it's the disagreement like that between the,
Starting point is 00:54:25 the analyst and the play-by-play, it's like, you don't want to, you don't want that to like be the story. But you also want to, like, showcase your own, like, like, just want to point out, I do not co-sign this. So you're kind of putting an awkward spot there. Yeah, because you have a show to do. I mean, we do live radio. You know how it's like. Why did you start doing radio voice when he said that?
Starting point is 00:54:48 Because I'm talking about us doing radio. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Sometimes Dave says that Lisa Loeb's stay isn't that good. I think it is. I didn't hear that. I heard that he said it's not an upbeat song. Actually, if you want to go pull the tape.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Oh, no, we'll have to look it back. That's pretty much what he says. He actually acknowledged. Don't pay attention. It is a be. He actually acknowledged that it is a good song, but he said it's not upbeat. Randy said he wanted to kill himself when he listens to sleepy jazz. Yeah, what's going on there, man?
Starting point is 00:55:20 I think a lot of people enjoy jazz music generally. Especially when it's accompanied by an AI image. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't like when my coworker says the stuff he's going to do in those AI houses. All right, let's go in line. We got collar. color it's jeff from spokane what's up jeff yeah i'm just calling because i think that lisa lobes day is
Starting point is 00:55:41 if you look at the b pms it's it's on the uh it's on the upbeat side so i think dave you're wrong oh we're talking beats per minute is something that's is taken into account for uh songs is that how you register whether or not it's an upbeat song yeah i went to juliar and i want to let you know that yeah finished with deck. I do a quick, a quick hitter one. We're actually just getting started, Dylan. We're trying to move the segment along because you don't really enjoy what's happening. You don't like this bit? I like. No, I feel like you hate it. I think it's fun. No, it's not
Starting point is 00:56:13 fun. Dylan, what are your thoughts? All right, I'm dumb. All right, so a character has emerged from this Massachusetts lesbian mask mandate bar story. Okay. Have you guys seen this? I've not seen the new character, no. This character, and I don't think this person is actually, like, lives in Massachusetts. I think she just became
Starting point is 00:56:33 outspoken when this thing hit the hit the waves. Anyway, people are calling this the most woke bio of any bio to ever exist. And I think that would be a fun experiment to try to find the most woke bios. Excuse me. Randy, I'm just going to send
Starting point is 00:56:49 this to you, actually, so we can have it up on the screen. Question. How many flags emojis are in there? Ooh, zero flags. Ooh, interesting. That's... Well, so you get a lot of emojis in the actual Twitter name. this person's name is serene necrosis
Starting point is 00:57:07 have you seen this oh yeah i have i thought this is a bit the bio says communist pagan they them pansexual agender a u dhd don't know what that means yeah i don't yeah i don't know elsie emmy don't know what that means either ethnically irish married to dOS and i i learned that jill stein voter shout out i married or sorry married to dOS means married to descendant of slaves.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Jill Stein voter from Louisiana, organizer, polymath lunatic. And people found her and they're making fun of her. And she said in one of her tweets, the bio has a limited amount of space. It's impossible to even list all of my disabilities, let alone my special interests. I bet you guys didn't know that I have PCOS, P-M-O-S, which is technically an intersex condition.
Starting point is 00:58:01 And she got community noted and said it's not an intersex condition. Anyway, what's the banner image? I don't know. It's kind of dope. To give you some more information about those other things that you didn't know, AUHD, AUD, HD is a combined experience that describes overlapping autism and ADHD traits. Okay, what is L-C-M-E? I don't know any of this.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Long COVID, myelig, it's just long COVID. Okay. Chronic illness. I hope she gets better, like all the ailments, not her personality. This is Hall of Fame wokeness. I'm just, I'm woke one point out, so I don't know what to tell you, man. What is Polly math? She does different kinds of math.
Starting point is 00:58:54 I don't know. More of an algebra two guy myself. Okay. Okay. It's impossible to even let's all my disabilities. What's happened there? I don't know. I did see where the Boston Globe, it was the Boston Globe, right?
Starting point is 00:59:16 This was their most, this is a paywalled story, and they gained like thousands of subscribers just for this story. Just so people could read it and be like, oh. Yeah, they're eating well as small. And send it to their friends. So expect more. This should be, they should be able to, all the publicity here, they should be able to, they should be able to. they should be able to save the bar and do some kind of like reality show with it.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Like there needs to be something done with this bar. I don't want this situation to end. I don't want to be out of the geist anytime soon. I saw like a reel or TikTok of someone saying they never needed a bar rescue episode more than this. Oh my God. John Taffer would handle that situation. Imagine John Taffer going in there.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Okay, but Brett for some reason is the, he's the spokesperson for the bar. So Brett has to like deal with John Taffer. You don't need to let him deal with that again. A polymath is a person whose knowledge and expertise span multiple, often unrelated subjects, and who makes meaningful contributions to more than one of those fields. They're pretty much saying they're a jack of all trades when it comes to being a scholar. That's kind of sick.
Starting point is 01:00:30 It's also like, I don't know if you're, are you allowed to, probably didn't earn that? Are you allowed to call yourself that? Probably not. Is it, you want to be like, it's like, yeah, you know, I get that from. time to time do you put that in the bio this type person that says uh you don't you haven't done enough research but i'm not here to educate you oh that type i've probably said that before on this show about music actually i just got two notifications from twitter one of them said your account will be reviewed for a blue check mark soon and then one second later your account is now verified it was already
Starting point is 01:01:02 verified well it's probably after that sick tweets they were yeah dude your badass tweet that's viral I thought I was already verified. Am I double verified? It's sick. Hey, if you're a verified Twitter follower or Twitter person, can you go follow me at DeCarter Rough? I'm like 30 verified follows away from being able to monetize my account. I might unfollow you.
Starting point is 01:01:25 I don't care, do it. They changed the payouts, by the way. I haven't gotten the dime since they changed the payouts. All your viral tweets are quote tweets. They're not paying for that shit. Yeah, it's probably has something to do it. Actually, that's not true. That one that you stole of wills about his son, seven.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Oh, yeah, that one. That one went viral. If I had tweeted that one in this new pay structure, I would have been eating really well this month. I mean, what's eating well on if a good tweet, like 400 bucks? I think that one would earn me four digits for sure. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:58 For sure. You just do more of that. I should go viral more often. Go viral today. Okay. he tried to and then Twitter's suppressing him they probably don't want to pay
Starting point is 01:02:11 that's probably what it is Dylan they know they're being a little bit more selective with their monies they didn't want to have to pay you they knew that tweet was going to go mega viral your tweet now is 1.6,000 impressions okay it's it's getting
Starting point is 01:02:27 it's getting somewhere are you saying it's trending it's trending it might be one of those slow burners these histamines rocking my shit today what does that mean this histamines are rocking my shit What more do you need?
Starting point is 01:02:38 Like, how so? Just getting a little eye watery. Oh, man. A little snotty. You gotta meet my partner. I was a snotty boy this morning. Okay, I'm just looking through your tweets. There's some, you can work with this stuff.
Starting point is 01:02:56 Yeah, I think so. Bejohn is your favorite running back's favorite running back. That's so true. Well said, Dave. I've often said that. He went off on Thursday. I think your favorite running back's favorite running back is like Frank Gore or something. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:16 It's just like a guy who's just like, dude, Frank Gore was a fucking dog. Marcel Reed seems like a good kid, but this offense stinks. I mean, that's facts. That is true. It's so true, man. We got to go. I got to go get locked in for, do you know it? Yeah, I got to go home because I forgot my suit.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Got more studying to do. I'm going to go in my car and listen to music. Have you been, I mean, not, you know, I'm going to say it. Dylan asked me to, he offered me money to give him a hint. And I gave him a hint for free. I told him to listen to the top 100 hits from songs from the past four decades. So I went back to 1986 and I started listening. I didn't get very far.
Starting point is 01:04:02 I'm still in 1986. That's all right. That's okay. I think you're going to win today. I know I'm not winning. You're going to win, Dave. If I was a betting, man. Dave is going for seven wins in a row.
Starting point is 01:04:14 That is correct. I did correct last time. Is Will playing? No. He's not. He won't even be on. Oh. We got new bread in the producer chair.
Starting point is 01:04:23 I bet new bread's really good. He'll be, I bet he is too. New bread will be producing, but it'll be you two and old brett. He's well read. Double brets. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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