Circling Back - Mr. Hammerhands, 'Love is Blind,' & Tortilla Tossing | Circling Back 10-22-25

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

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We're at all ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. We're back. Circling back podcast, welcome. I'm kind of in my bag today. Fit wise. You look handsome, dude.

you know this shirt if you're a if you're a spooky head and you checked out episode one of season seven you'll know be like that shirt looks familiar well it's because i pulled it out of the back of my closet for uh dylan's great great uncle slash grandpappy whatever it was and i was like why don't i ever wear this shirt this is a great polo and here i am it's ralph lauren actually if i was a young gal spotted you across the way at the bar yeah i'd mosey on over see what's and say what see what's behind that mustache man what's what's up what's up with this one guy what's he got i want to see i want to meet the man behind the mustache i want to see what this guy's got inside from that killer mustache and a pretty good looking shirt

i know i was in you know i was more enjoying your facial hair yesterday those deep fucking blue eyes man just yeah the i shaved like two different time yesterday one to cut the goate or to form the goate What is that, what does that call? What's that style? I was hoping you were going to leave it. That was just a classic goate look. When it's connected, you can still call it a goatee?

Oh, definitely. Okay. That's a classic goatee. But what if you just do the chin? It's still just a goatee in my book. I call it the look that no one should ever have ever in the history of anything ever. Is that the when angels deserve to die? Is that is, that's bad.

That's bad, bad. It's not good. Like the only thing worse than that is a flavor saver. The system of a down? Yeah. surge i'd rather see you pull up in a pencil must pencil thin you know i i thought about doing that for the show but it's it just was not feasible now the ron of facial hair let me steam on some what's who's the head coach of the mat lafleur the packers it's overly manicured he does

it's overly by a lot he does a thing where he shaves like he has somebody do his head he shaves like the top half of his mustache so that it's sort of it's super thin yeah well the fuck what is that it's terrible um there's a number of reasons not to like the packers um no offense that's that's that's the top of the list that's number one top of the list for me i hate that guy i can't have that guy hoisting the lombardi no like and it's very likely that it'll happen the next two or three years it's just very possible i should say not likely but it was a good chance and then i questioned his his crew his inner circle he has no one that's like hey dude like you know you're the face of this team think about when shah mcvay was

at his peak. And he's a handsome guy, too. Yeah, he is. Like, Sean McVeigh, remember when he was hot coach? And he was like, damn. Yeah. And you're like, okay. And Cliff, for that matter, they were hot coaches. Um, with the, now we have like this new breeding. Like, what he's doing is just what is he doing? I don't know, dude. I remember, um, Aaron Rogers made fun of him one time publicly when he's given some like acceptance speech or something and the floors in the crowd and he made fun of his over-manacred beard. He's clearly seeing someone two times a week he gets a touched up

he gets a touch up before every game it's obvious I'm an idiot I wish I was getting touched up for every pod I could add three points to his overall score

his hotness if I could just choose his facial hair for him if you're in of that what would you do I'd say hey man just fucking let it grow out your beard

You know, keep it, keep it short, or do a stash. I've got a friend who can grow a great beard, like almost like a will, and he overly manicures it. And I'm like, dude, why do you do that? And he's like, do I look professional? I'm like, I feel like, as a professional myself, young professional. You are a young person. Yeah.

I would want to see, like, I like to see a little bit of, what's the word? I want it to look a little bit unkempt. absolutely not not crazy but like i want to see a little bit being like oh yeah dude like you wanted to look like you take care of yourself but you don't care of that much yeah yeah exactly speaking of guys who don't care here's randy trombacky producing hi dave i was going to come in here talking about how i hope i have no audio issues today because uh we lost audio for two minutes yesterday and then uh i apologize for the hot mic hot mic Hot Mike.

Hot Mike. I got to my checklist and I just didn't continue to the part where I was supposed to. I was frazzled by an untimely two this morning. Shaking my head. It was like 20 minutes ago. No, my number two? No. Untimely two.

That was like five minutes before we went live. Glad I didn't have any of my stand-up comedy routine on there. Yeah, people would have been able to hear that too early. They would have utilized it for their own. They would have Carlos Mencied my jokes. Whatever. Well, good start to the day, Randy. You're having a great week.

Hey, you know, that Robert Irwin, though, he can dance. Let me tell you something. He was trending last night. Did he do well? He did well. I thought he deserved 10s. He got all 9s. Spoiler alert, but.

Who is he and why should I know him? He's Steve Irwin's son. Oh, right. You'll talk about this yesterday. Yeah, he's picked up the mantle of wildlife conservation. But now he's dancing. He's on dancing with the first. Doesn't he have a sister?

Yeah. I can't remember her name. But yeah. How old's Robert Irwin? I want to say he's in his young 20s. young 20s he's in his young 20s young 20s so like probably i was assuming he's probably like 22 somewhere just like i'm in my young 40s uh-huh i got birthday tomorrow yeah for today and then tomorrow 42 is still is still early 40s depanga did well Alex earl i thought left a lot a left

you know whatever i'm trying to say a lot to be desired yeah she's done better dances in the past but yeah Steve Irwin's daughter um Her name is Bindy. Okay, I was going to say, I thought I was something with a Bendy? Bindy with an eye. Bindy, but like the tweet? No. Oh, yeah, it's real funny, dude.

She's 15. Is she? No, she's not. She's older than that. I was going to say, is she older than Robert? It's still horny from this guy. Come on. Come on.

It says she recently underwent emergency surgery for a ruptured appendix. Didn't you have that? I did have that. I was 21. You got something to talk about with her when you meet her. That was a very painful experience. Wait, did she pass a warning? I got appendicitis when I was, I got appendicitis while I was at rain, which is a gay bar in Austin.

True story. Yeah, you did. I went to the hospital at like 2 a.m. in the morning, and they were about to send me home before running one last test. And then they figured out, oh, your shit's about to rupture. So what would have happened had you gone home? Dylan Shivery. It's potentially deadly, I think, a ruptured appendix. Yeah.

Thank you. I'm happy to be here. I want to let, I want to let the people in the comments choose my hat for this episode. Hat A, which is the one I'm wearing now, and I feel like I look pretty handsome in it. This is hat A. Or, hat B. Here, I'll throw the chat on the screen. Dan, with the undershirt or whatever it is you're wearing. So just put an A.

Is that a fabletic shirt? Put an A or a. Just tie it. No, it's a row back. Put an A or a B in the chat. So they'll be coming soon in like 15 seconds. but yeah. I feel like I can tell by your face for choosing B.

No, I mean, it's fine. You vote counts as five. You're dangerously close to like having to commit to this. How much does my boat count for? Half of one vote. Okay, half of one vote. Then I choose no hat. We got Bs in the chat, dog.

Bees in the chat. Yeah, like that Mickey Minaj song. Bees in the chat. Both. I'm not doing it backwards. It looks too cool. Yeah. Looks too cool, cocked like this.

We haven't hit the chat in a while. Dave is John Waters would be interesting. There's the chat. So I guess, I guess if people want to know, it's another one of Dylan's scully caps, but this one's leather. Yeah, that cannot feel good on your head at a moment, given like the lack of airflow in this room. You're right.

I'm going to go B for that reason. This is B. You said that one's B. I'm going to go A for that reason. Wow. I'm going to go A. Spooky season dropped yesterday. This is the official postgame show.

What was y'all's favorite spooky story from yesterday? Rebecca. She's a baddie. Oh, Rebecca. Rebecca. The hottest ghost in the ghost game. Anybody dream about her? I wish.

You're the one taking that magnesium. Did you dream about it? I had a dream, but it was not about that. I had a Michael Myers Halloween style dream. For real? For dead ass. What happened? Somebody get got?

Somebody get smashed. No, well, I was like running. We were just running from him. And it was like, I got into a car and like, was able to to escape, but remember, like, had this feeling of, like, he's going to drag me down. Dead. I swear to God. On God. And I don't look at my, I try to not look at the phone. I don't like doing the thing where if I wake up in the middle of night, I don't want to look and see what time it is. Why? Because then I'll start overthinking. Because it's three o'clock. You're going to be

like, that's the witching hour. Well, if it's like, I did this the other night. I did it. Those are real dreamer hours, man. The other night I had a wake up at 1115 and I was asleep by 10. and it was one of those wakeups where you think, man, it's late. I must have been sleeping hard for a long time. And it's like, I've been sleeping for 45 minutes. So I'm like, it's not good to look at your phone at night. It's definitely not good to look at a phone when you're in the middle of trying to go back to bed. And I didn't.

But it seemed like it was like an hour or two before I woke up this morning. My alarm went off. So, yeah, the dream, dude, I'm telling you, it's the magnesium. It has to be. It's the only variable I've introduced. I'm like a freaking science experiment. Maybe because he's sitting next to you. Maybe that's why.

Maybe. Or it's Halloween. I haven't watched any spooky movies. I watched another chair company last night. So did I. You watched it? Yeah. It's good.

I'm loving it. I'm loving it. It's good. I mean, it's clearly turning into an extended Tim Robinson sketch, but it is good. And I will continue to watch it. You can tell he writes every line of this show. Yeah. This is all Tim Robinson.

It's so funny. His reactions in front of, like, the computers are just hilarious. Have you watched the second one yet? No, I haven't watched it yet. But the first episode is good. Check out our Patreon. We'll record voicemails later today. 888618-18-48-48-44-22.

That drops on Friday. Spooky season, of course. Next week is the final spooky season. Yesterday, we were joined by Brad McMillan, the most polarizing, controversial character. spooky season history seems to be doing uh he's got a lot going on he's kind of doing his own thing i'm a little worried about brad man why because he's founding i just feel like he's got a lot going on that some of it's just not pleasant you know is it because sarah left him

it's a separation sir left him he's he's onto a new venture that could be a positive ground floor like it might work out it might not that's part of the allure man he's got some vc he's flirting with him right now it's ground floor friends and family round interested all let brad no i'm going to say no because it's such a hyper niche demo he's going after what is it it's early 40s um dating app dating app for early 40s men who have split from their spouse but have not yet divorced it's a really yeah that's a weird app it is it is a weird app it is I wish him all the best, though. I mean, good, dude, overall.

He can still got time. Tomorrow we got a special guest. We're talking big ball tomorrow. Got to touch a ball today. Tomorrow's big ball. Big ball. Heavy ball. Big ball.

Fucking. Taylor McCard. Former conference-winning quarterback of the Rice Owls and now a broadcaster. People probably know him from his quarterback in days at Rice, throwing to Klein Kubiak. Throwing to Klein Kubiak. What were Klein's numbers this senior year? They were just epic. Yeah.

Set a lot of records. Yeah. I really don't know. Klein was a fine receiver, I'm sure. Yeah. He played at a better level than you and me. No, that's true. He did.

Fucking. Had long hair. His NCAA rating, though modest, he had a great outside blocking rating. It was like 98. They don't make him like Klein anymore. No, dude. But yeah, Taylor's going to be in here. He's now, he was doing that law tech game last night.

Dude, Klein gets his paws on you out there in the perimeter. It's fucking over for you. Yeah. You're just going to be, just going to hit the dirt, man. He's going to bury your ass. You know what I mean? Yeah. As a former blocking wide receiver, I have to admit,

Klein was probably better at it than me. Don't let Klein get his paws on you. He's in the trap. You're at. You're at. He said, don't be rude. That's a compliment, dude. you get your pause on someone they're fucking out of the play man you're gonna put him on the bench dude

i had a i had a pretty gnarly holding call one time in eighth grade it's because i just held the guy i got beat pretty bad i wrapped them up i wrapped them up it was either that or like allow him to get in our backfield you had to it's against de soto okay that's that's a good that's a good school it's the rival. They flagged your ass? Yeah. It was like one of the DeSoto teams. I just I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I was, like, legit, just like, rough. You just, that was a, that was, that we do it, and that's not how we do it practice rough. I'm like, yeah, I know. He beat me, he's a better athlete.

It's either that or let my guy get lit up. Yeah, you did the right thing. I'm not letting my guy get lit up. Sometimes it's worth the 10 yards going the other way. I'm a ride for my running back. Um, we got a follow up, but before we do, I'm going to talk about our friends at Stone Creek coffee. God, we love Stone Creek coffee. This copy is not going to be kind to me, but that's okay. I'm going to sit here. I'm going to take it.

So last week during the Stone Creek ad, Dylan said a pourover in a traditional coffee brewer are the same thing. I didn't say there's the same thing. I said it's the same process. You're just doing it by hand instead of like the machine do it for you. Yeah, it's fake. That's fake news. I said the coffee like doesn't taste different.

That's fake news. Okay. It's like saying a Maserati Grand Turismo and a Honda Civic are the same thing because they're both cars. That's like essentially what you said. Is that a copy? The copy is, yeah, the copy just dunks on the entire time. Shout out to our guys. We love Stone Creek coffee.

I still love them even though what's about to transpire on this read. By the way, well, Randy, I'm going to have you cut up that video. You don't have to do anything special. But we did a little video. We got some, we got something brewing out there. You see that box we got there? Literally. Cold brew.

We busted into the cold brew. We busted right into it. I brought in, I brought the pitcher from my home, and it's sitting out there brewing 15 hours from now, about 14 now, actually. We'll be the cold brew committee. We'll be back in session. I can't wait for the new blends to arrive at the office. Well, both a traditional coffee maker and making a pour over by hand involve water grounds and a filter, pour over presents an opportunity to maximize your morning coffee, far beyond what you can get with most electric coffee machines.

Why? Making coffee is about dialing in your brewing variables, but you didn't know that. You've never dialed in your brewing variables, and it shows. That's why you come in here all sleepy, like, oh, that's what you're like sometimes. Maybe I should buy a little pourover kit. Maybe you should do a lot of things. And see what happens. Put that little hat on and do your pour over.

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It works out for me. That really is what's happening here. A little chaotic, a little boring, but I get, I get by. It's Stone Creek Coffee. We celebrate both approaches, whether you're rocking a brewer, a ChemX. Is it a ChemX? Probably a ChemX. Yeah.

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this stuff is is really good it's delightful my got my parents on it yeah they got them on that ish yeah which one uh the I I I know they got the Cream City um my dad I told him to get the October Fest too I don't know if he did the Tobes probably did yeah he's October Fest guy. Spent some time in Germany. Sick. So am I? Never been to Germany, but I'm an October Fest guy. Nope. Through and through. Never been to Spain either. Yes, I have. I just went to Madrid, remember?

No, I forgot about that. Okay. Is that true? Yeah, I was in Madrid in November. For what? I went to Amsterdam and then Madrid. Oh, that's right. It's part of that trip. Yeah, dude. All right, hammer hands. You got to talk Mr. Hammerhands real quick. I have those churros, man. Put that, uh, put that, uh, put that image up we got something on it being sent to our office zoom in on that there's no incriminating stuff on here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah somebody's sending walnuts in the show we got we got being delivered tomorrow oh boy okay should we do it live on the show yeah okay it's gonna be loud

honestly i don't know how messy so maybe not but i am i am pretty worried about how difficult it is to to smash a walnut with your fist that i was thinking like this might be more than just an endurance play this might be like hammer hands makes it look so easy the way he's smashing those fuckers i think it's going to start to hurt oh it will i think he was bleeding at the end of that yeah and given the fact that this man is willing to um uh sacrifice his hand this is all from yesterday's show to uh chop karate chop baseball bats i'm i'm worried that this is going to be like a painful endeavor Like after like the first 20, you're going to be like, yeah, this isn't really worth it. He's been training for this his whole life.

Yeah. I'm just a, I'm just a cocky asshole on a podcast who thinks I can do it. Yeah, you think you know the best way to prep coffee, best way to crack walnuts. I have, I have decently sized hands. Like, I'm a, I'm a hand guy. I got big old hands. He's a hand guy, everyone. You get me on the perimeter, dude.

I'm going to, if I get my fucking, my paws on you, you're like Klein way. I'm like Klein, yeah. Like, if I was line up next to Klein on the outside, they're going to run a little fucking sweep around, you know, and we're just going to, we're just going to plant our guys. You understand? You're like a Luke Schoonmaker. Okay. Tight in for the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah.

Is he a good blocking tight in? I think he's a good blocking tight end. Okay. George Kittle, one of the best. Just a dog out there. Sadly, he is one of the best. Just a dog. Yeah.

He's my, he's my nemesis. does he know this no hopefully not okay because not only is he an elite athlete he would beat this shit out of me yeah like i'm willing to be like you know there's like you size up a guy larger than you're like you know what like i don't know why i'm thinking about this but like there is a way there's like it may be one and a million but there's a way for me to defeat you i just don't see that path with him no i think bigger stronger you guys were to engage in uh in combat he puts those If you were to engage in combat, you got to think Vegas would favor George Kittle over Dave Ruff.

But Dave's got them twitchy hands that you got to account for those. But Kittle has proven to be quite twitchy himself. What about George Kittle versus Dave who grew up in Delco? Delco. You know what I mean? Like out there. That's different. And there was a boxing gym down the street.

I'll drag him out to the deep water. Okay. You drag him out to the water, to a body of water. What do you sound? The deep water. The body of water. Yeah. What?

What is this guy so Mr. Big Hands over here? You're so vaguely confident. Are your hands that big? They're pretty big. Really? Yeah. Okay. I think it's why I can throw football so well.

Oh. This guy can go football well. We'll talk to Taylor about that tomorrow. Yeah. I heard he kind of murked your ass wall back. Dude, I got him. Are you sure about that? You sure about that? Right, like the shell. So you're saying if I were to Google Mr. Hands, you'd pop up? No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. No one's called me Mr. Hands. I'm saying, I have, it sounds like we got a new nickname for this guy. For my size.

I don't think you want that nickname. For my size, I have big hands. Like, it's not like a, you know, it's not a big deal. They really don't look that big, though. Do you, if you were shaking my hand? Probably, yeah. at some point we've shaken hands the fuck put it up to mine i mean it's bigger than mine but it doesn't feel disproportionately bigger than like a guy you're six one right look at look at the service area of my palm are you six or six one six one look at the service area of my palm is big are your hands bigger than clines i don't know klein's a tall fella he's got your hands bigger than brett's oh probably weren't you calling bret baby him Every time in the combine, you know, they measure hands,

I hold up to like the big dogs. Are you sure? Yeah, dude. You might be right. I don't know. I just, I really don't know. I don't have a. My hands are bigger. What's the left tackle from LSU who we got,

remember he was kind of, he got bad marks for his hand size? Johnny Big Hands. What's his name? Johnny Little hands. First round, first rounder. My hands are bigger than his. his. And these are big guys.

Famously, he does not have big hands. Right. Famously. Is Klein still in the chat? If he is, he's talking shit right now. Oh. He texted. It's the real question. He has not. Yeah, so we'll do the walnut thing maybe. I'm very, I'm very curious how difficult it will be to smash a walnut.

I am too. I'm a little worried. with an egg nonetheless i still don't understand the egg part of it oh someone sent me a a world record video last night the most uh fist bumps in a minute these two guys they're double they're doing double fist bumps there's going like this back and forth for a minute it's a dumbest thing of all the time they set a world record for the most how many i don't even know did you even watch yeah i i would yeah i didn't watch the whole thing because i thought that's one we could we could do that's what i'm saying here's the problem though if you're gonna do it you have to have someone from ginnis like

on the line or like they're watching i'm gonna send this to randy it also just sounds kind of dirty why you'll see randy randy randy randy randy a lot of that yeah a lot of flesh on flesh you know what i mean yeah knuckle on knuckle yeah randy pull this video up this is another This is a good one for my one-up, or... Three, two, one. Go. Oh, yeah. How stupid is this?

This is so dumb. One guy's just holding still. The other guy's doing all the work. They're taking it so serious. He's got a GoPro. Oh, it's 30 seconds. It's not a minute. Excuse me.

How do you even count this? Stop. Come on. I got it. 400. How dumb is that? We could beat that. That's like hitting a heavy or a speed bag.

It's like hitting something. I saw a video of Ben Shapiro in law school doing a video like had somebody record him like hitting a speed bag and he's like talking shit to it like you don't you're you're not bigger than me blah blah he's like trying to be funny he hits a speed bag and it flies back it hits him in the face and knocks him down ben Shapiro yeah that's good i think it's really him i don't know i think this guy's a gopro on his head too the comments uh on here are pretty good you got you got batman gif someone just comment i'm blind what's going on it's pretty good that's really funny that's funny yeah we could we could take that record down i'm quite sure

it but at what cost i don't know just 30 seconds of our lives really yeah the one dude didn't do anything he was just standing there holding his fists up so what do you went what do they win now you get a world record world i wonder you know what yeah see these are all just so stupid like they're probably the only ones to ever attempt this what's the what's the record that the dude perfect guy has he only has one the long longest hook shot made. Blindfolded? It's like, it was blindfolded.

It's like 50 feet or something. Okay. That's his one. Give me half a day. That needs to happen. Half a day. That needs to happen. One of my goals in life is to make sure that one guy from Dude Perfect has zero world

records. Dude, do they demote him? Dude, you just have one? What are you doing? You take that one thing from him? They pull them into a closed door meeting. Like, listen. You love what you're doing here.

You've been around for a long time. We have a standard here. We appreciate all that you've done. But you really have one world record, and it's embarrassing. Like you just, look, here's the deal, man. We believe in you. Tyler has like 400. We've got all the resources.

We have like this big campus here. You can do anything you want. The possibilities here are endless in this building. There's literally millions of world records you could say. You can make one up like a lot of people do. Like the walnut guy. We just need you to have more than one. You've got to get to two.

And then when I take it from him, he's going to go find a new one. one i'm gonna beat that one too i hope you take it from him and then he takes it right back because again like his his job like he goes to work and there's a giant basketball court yeah whereas we're gonna have to go i know what we're not gonna go and that's to that park where you broke your leg no that that that that's got a bad juju over there yeah and it's double rimmed oh yeah and there's that bottle of piss yeah it's probably still there remember that and that bottle of piss also i never never confirmed to be pissed but it looked like it was probably piss Yeah, we didn't drink it to find out.

I could see someone thinking it was funny just to piss in a big malt liquor bottle and just put it in the middle of basketball. It's kind of funny. It's something I would have done. It's kind of funny. Do we ever consider maybe that big bottle of Corona at the launch?

Was that maybe piss? I considered it, yeah. I feel like that's the worst place that, I mean... It wasn't in the bathroom, but it was by the sink. Yeah. Maybe someone brought it in there and just figured, you know, this is where the piss belongs. Yeah.

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It is Kirby, though, right? Anytime someone's name is Kirby, I'm always saying it with a question mark. Did I read that right? But it is. Curbs. Probably call them Curbs. Curbs.

New tech logo, too, in that QZ. What do you think about the new logo stuff? I like it. You do? I like it a lot. I think it's a major upgrade. They don't take kindly to change out a little bit. All right, go ahead.

A lot of people didn't like it. I did. Good afternoon. Thank you all for being here. Thank you for letting me come on the front end of Coach McGuire's press conference. Just a couple of quick updates on an ongoing game event management situation that we have related specifically to tortillas, as well as the Big 12 conference sportsmanship and fan behavior policy. So I would like to just share with the Red Rader Nation that as we move forward,

we are no longer going to encourage nor permit the throwing of tortillas at the opening kickoff for our home football games. We control. So it's a presser just got to talk some tortillas. these are tortillas we're talking about um it's just really funny and he goes to talk about like his daughter goes to school there and how he's encouraged it and now he's like this is all me he's taking this one he said this is this one's all me man this whole thing is so stupid talk about harmless fun i mean just a harmless tradition oh really you think wasting food's harmless that's funny man why don't you go down to the homeless shelter and be like oh hey

We got a bunch of food, but we're going to go throw it on the fucking field. Carmelis and that no one's getting hurt. Oh, really? You've been hit by a tortilla at a high rate of speed? No, but I can imagine that it doesn't hurt. Oh, yeah? It's just... What if somebody throws it like a hard-ass frisbee?

Yeah. What if it's a hard show? Ooh, like, what's the bond guy with the hat? Odd job. Like odd job? Yeah. That dude was deadly with a fucking top hat. Unusual task.

That is the odd job parody in Austin Powers. He throws a shoe, Dylan. Who throws his shoe? See, you know it. Let the kids throw tortillas. What if like, so the next home game, like somebody throws it, but like there's like a controversy, like people in their scenes like, he's not too bad. That's going to.

But like, what's to stop? Well, they stop. Here's what they're going to do. And he goes on to say this. They're going to bring him out to, uh, 50 yard line they're going to have a little quick no they're not going to look at his penis

I guess they could I don't know what that would tell you they're going to bring him out to the 50 yard line before a judge neutral and detached magistrate no it's a judge why would the judge be it's not executioner they're going to have a little mini trial

in the middle of the game and they're going to be like they're going to question them they're going to hook them up to a polygraph it is it it's not a true court of law so it's admissible and they're going to find out Like, if he's a true tech fan, and if he is, then boom, 15-yard penalty, $100,000 fine, or whatever it is. But if not, they're going to spank his little bottom.

What's a tortilla? They're going to spank his bare bottom? What the tortilla? What the tortilla that he threw? Is it going to be a bare bottom? Yeah. What else would it be? So we are taking his pants off.

Cloth bottom? Yeah, but, like, I was going to say that. Afterwards. Afterwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In front of everybody. Okay. Okay.

Okay. assuming that that part's not true what's to stop nothing a visiting kansas state fan oh that would require there being uh kansas state fans that travel from bringing in just a i don't know i can pack of tortillas and you're letting those fuck what's the best place to smuggle them in your cowboy boot or in your pants you could put tortillas pretty much anywhere man you ever boof a tortilla no i haven't a boot would be a great place for it or just a poof or just in your down your pants you know under your under your hat oh you've got the perfect hat I could fit tortillas in here they're pointing out of them as you're like sneaking away there it is that there is that

imagine it's just this hat like who is this fucking guy you put off the vibe of the kind of dude who would like throw like the tortillas that are like the no-carb tortillas like the wheat ones or whatever. Yeah, in case someone does eat them, it's fewer carbs, you know. They're like, who brought, like, who brought this? I stopped the game. They're like, all right, is this a wheat tortilla? What?

This is so stupid, man. You got a gluten in Tuolowicz? Oh, you got good and twilights? Why did this become such a talking point this season as opposed to? They voted, the Big 12 ADs voted on, not

specifically for tortillas, but like the penalty for throwing anything on the field and the vote was like 15 to 1. How many teams are there? I don't know. 15 to 1. And the one holdout was Hoka. Okay. Hoka.

It's a new big 12. The no fun league. You think it's funny to have to go clean up tortillas? I think it probably takes 10 seconds if you have a group effort. 10 seconds. Yeah. Wow. Fucking old Johnny hands over here oh it takes me 10 seconds to clean up thousands of tortillas my hands are so big

oh fuck it's not thousands of tortillas my hands are so fucking big mr hands over here is too big how are you going to do you're going to be too busy crushing walnuts and fist bumping people you think you have time pick up tortillas i'm not picking i don't work for the i'm not a stadium employee that hurt that that that would hurt the knuckles that many fistballs you're fucking soft do it do it keep going those guys are very fleshy sounding compared to mine. What's up with your knuckles? I got big knucks.

Oh, the son of his knuckles maybe makes me go back on that he might be able to crush these walnuts. Look at these. I got big knucks, dog. I bet I can knuckle faster.

Okay, hold on. Let me try a knuckle. Do that face again. All right, go. Okay. One.

Well, Randy's a little twitched up with the knox. You're twitching. You got quick hands. All ready? That was a good one. I'd get that, what's the Ryan Garcia? The boxer with the hands.

That sounds like a taser. Yeah. That guy would be, that's who I would get. To knock you up? He's my knuckle partner. He's just, you know, just crazy daps. What's this slack you sent me last night? It says knuckle partners volume two.

What is that? Watch it and find out. It said world record fisting. What the fuck? Walk, Dylan? You're disgusting, dude. You're the one sending the shit over in company slack. Geez. I guess we had a good time, Lubbock. I was in Lubbock for the Chris Sims game when they traveled to Lubbock and Tech upset that Texas team and the student section ripped up a bleacher and just passed it around. Oh, Chris Sims lost a big game. I'm so shocked. I don't know

how big that game. I mean, it was clearly a big game, but I don't know how big it was. I don't know if you remember but that had to have been like 2004 or three so like it wasn't it wasn't oh four it was probably oh three it was it was probably chris sims last year yeah that checks out and yeah texas rolled in there and i just remember hearing the first few uh notes of ride the lightning about a hundred times and yeah they rip we ripped up the bleachers in the student section and passed them around that's kind of sick it was sick it was sick it was sick it takes a group after it did it did as uh has mr patrick mahomes waited on this yet no man i have not i don't really like to get into that you know it's not really i'm focused on the i what we're

trying to do we're trying to get back to the super bowl you know it did the season didn't end how we wanted it too last year um it was tough but we're back i think we got a great team um i think we're actually even better this year and uh we're putting it together it's a long season so no i have not had too much time to think about the tortillas or uh johnny big hands over here with his slow-ass knuckles. All right, thanks, Patrick. Yeah, man. Thanks a lot for having me.

You're welcome anytime. So this is the guy right here that doesn't understand that pour over coffee is different. This is the guy right here. What were your thoughts on the new Taylor Swift album? I thought it was fine, dude. I thought there was a lot of note, you know, there was a couple skips, maybe two or three, but like, oh, no, it's something I'll have a on the car. Yeah.

Your wife likes it, right? She's pretty good friends with Taylor. now i think kirby smart said that he listens to taylor swift before games belichester swifty he's the most famous kirby right kirby puckett kirby smart kirby puckett was so good no the little pink guy from kento he's probably the most famous one yeah yeah what i can't do the sucking thing what i don't know it's hard to make the the suckin noise that it does it's like it's also like i don't know if that's it dude I had a rap from Mendocino Farms yesterday.

Oh, yeah, how'd that go? It was, I told my wife this. I said it was quality, it was good. I would not order that again, but I can tell that it's a good place. I got the rap that has like mango. It's like Asian themed, and it's got like ramen noodles in the wrap. It's very fresh, but I'm like, okay, I want a little something else. I've been told I got a ball knower note yesterday on the DM from a guy and he said

he said something said like bacon chimitri steak or something okay I'll try that anyway that's what I had for lunch it was wrapped in a tortilla I did eat it didn't throw it on the field my friend my friend Tyler tried to bring tortillas to a Texas steak game and make it a thing And everybody was like, dude, that's not our thing. What are you doing? I didn't need to yet. He doesn't remember doing it, too. We called him out for it like 20 years later.

And he's like, I didn't do that. You definitely try to start a new tradition that you just clearly stole. Ripping from another Texas university. Absolutely ripped it. Come on, man. You can't do that. Can't do that. Man, is it time for a new sponsor alert?

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it says through a party in sf i'm assuming i mean san francisco yeah it does and of course this is what i find at the end of the night a crying emoji zoom in or at least pull the photo so this person threw a party in san francisco had some had some friends over and they just started doing just like advanced calculus formulas on on loose paper around the place dude what a what a sick party first of all you don't look like that i doubt this happened that's first of all second of all if this did happen your friends suck third of all this party sucked god dude how much ketamine and fucking blow do you have to be on to start doing math problems dude at my parties we just fucking hammer beers

like we're just hammering beers yeah we don't we don't do math at my party I pretty yeah if I it's a math for you most of the parties I've been to like when I'm going to clean up I don't find napkins with like math problems usually like maybe one of my friends if there was a pen and a napkin out like they drew like a big penis on it that's that's for me to find yeah it's like oh yeah dude

fucking shitty drew a dick on my napkin yeah that's funny also he teed bag cheezer He did. Yeah, it's Spiff Godai. That's Spiff Godai. This is so cringe, man. One time at a party, in an apartment party, like my last year of college, it was not a fraternity sanctioned party. It was like a housebook. Like this guy's affiliated. One of our other fraternity brothers decided to get a Sharpie and draw a penis on his microwave.

And that got him knocked out by another party patron. With a permanent marker? Uh-huh. He drew a big penis on his white microwave. Look, I don't advocate knocking people out, but... I mean, and I watched it happen. It was like, oh, fuck. Something's got to be done, though. Yeah. That's a use ruin the microwave.

Yeah. I probably, I, I didn't, like, egg it on, but I probably did laugh when I did see the penis on the microwave. I would have a laugh, yeah. I'm supposed to not laugh at that? Be like, like, that's like a not cool, but... That's comedy 101. You got to understand there's going to be repriming. Percussions. What a dickhead.

Yeah, the responses to this is just a lot of like, this didn't happen or like your friends suck. We've reached levels of performative posting. You would have, wouldn't Evan believe? Even is the word. Even is the word. Evan believe. Randy, come on, man.

You're bringing this on yourself now. Oh, God. He's leading into it. Yeah. This is, is anyone checked a math to see if there even. It's even correct? Yeah, I zoom in on the math, Randy. Actually, you know, Randy, give us your best, what are they doing here?

I have no clue. Any math people in the check? Tell us what's going on. There's something. I know there's some fractions. Was Will Hunting invited to this party? My confusion here is this thing at the top of where it's like a circle and it's just 200 or 2000 and I think that equals $15.

So I don't know. And that doesn't seem to come into play at all again. Yeah. I have no idea. Yeah, man. They're probably leveraging AI. No, it doesn't look like they are, actually. They're writing on an appkin.

You're not invited back to my house party if this is what you're doing there. No, in fact, like, I'm going to send you a Venmo and be like, look, I need you to Vemmo me $1,000. For damages. Just for, like, what you've done to me. For just nerdifying my otherwise cool party. I got to call in, like, a clairvoyant and a priest to, like, burn sage and to cleanse my, my apartment of your just. fucking nerddom. Somebody said, why are you inviting high schoolers to your party?

That's pretty funny. Scroll down, what did Tina say to that? Does I need more friends? Well, you need cooler friends. Shout out to Tina. Tina, you need cooler friends is what you. There's always that poster in like your algebra two class or calculus class. And it's like, what am I ever going to use this?

And it always like all the jobs you'll use this shit. One of the jobs they don't list is being the worst person at a party in San Francisco. But they should. I hate how she says, and of course, like this is to be expected. Oh, classic my friend's always thinking about math. Silicon Valley. We're always grinding. Even when we're partying, we don't take days off.

Classic, Randy. That is so classic Tina and her friends. Rihanna would probably make friends easily at this party. 100% just like he did when he had a plate full of flautas at mats at the happy hour and he went and sat at that table with that lady just ate with her those flautos sucked do you guys still keep in touch no randy was just networking we just fucking going over some floutes i was non-consensually networking i was just trying to eat my floutos i looked over at one point randy had a flouta like sticking out of his mouth and he was like doing a joke like playing it

like it was a little flute Or a clarinet. He wasn't really doing that. But he was sitting at a table with some lady. Let's go give food. Apparently that means, hey, we're open discussion about business practices. It was a networking event, dude. You know the deal?

Yeah, anyway, this party suck. But I'm sure these guys are all very successful and probably rich, but also total dorks. I hope they're not successful. You hope they're unsuccessful? Yeah. I bet their job didn't make them brew some coal brew out in the... Common area Probably not

My job did Yeah Actually we didn't have to We just did it for fun We just like cold brew coffee These guys probably wear this hat Unironically Put it on backward

No You put it on backward Don't bitch It's your hat You're the influencer Someone in the chat does bring up a good point Do you think anyone made the clutch move

Of ordering pizza At one in the morning That was absolutely This party shut down at 1030 So no You don't think Honey Badger was there No Honey Badger, get what he won't.

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Oh, yeah. I noticed you were rocking the jeans recently. I went home last night and put the jeans on and just to try them on. They're freaking great. That flannel. This is the third day in a row. I've worn these jeans. We got an unboxing video that we can't really post because Randy made it too big.

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No, it's what he did. Okay, never, never mind. Stables that actually turn heads, soft flannels, easy pants. Even the denim pulls compliments. I feel like they're selling the denim a little bit short. Like even that I'm like, no, the denim. I love these jeans. Are those the fair harbors?

They fit perfectly, yes. This is a third day in a row of warmth. What's that? I literally just did. Wait, those are the Fair Harbors right now? I was listen to this guy say it's re-export time. Yeah. I didn't even know those are Fair Harbors.

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Dude, catch me just taking your girl home with this. Don't do that. Flannels that fit right. You, okay, like, Dylan was ground floor on the flannel. He's been rocking it all over the place. Catch me just doing advanced math formulas at your function with my corduoy shirt on. Don't do that. Fair Harbor was founded to protect the places you love since launching.

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Nope. I've watched clips, though. So I'm about four episodes in a Love is Blind. Can you tell me, is this one that drops all at once, or is this a slow release? Yeah, this is a Nettie drop, all at once. Netflix, he said. This is a Nettie drop.

All it wants. wants um i've i've i've watched this i've watched seasons in the past and i took a few off and now i'm back in on this one and i just reminded about how absurd this premise is all yeah and it's just so stupid and these people are so corny and they like they fall in love without ever so here's if you don't know what it is all right so they're in these pods and they talk through a wall like us they talk through a wall not into a mic they talk through a wall

it might be a mic in the room I don't know there's got to be a mic right and they don't know what the other person looks like love is blind and so the idea is you fall in love with the person

I say unsighted but without knowing how they look in their physical form are they okay when they sit down and like hear somebody's voice for the first time and they're like oh that's a hot voice like has anybody ever just get super horny over the voice like they make comments about voices sure yeah like your voice but it's mostly

it's mostly like they just they try to find like you know connection they try to find just like really basic level connections and then they spend the rest of time in there and just talking about how much they like the other person i'd be talking a funny ass voice it's just so fucking stupid hey yeah man i'm just looking for love i just gotta have a relationship they get engaged before is that patrick mahomes in that kerman in order to see the person you have to get engaged to them first. Once you get engaged, then there's this big reveal. The wall lifts up and they go and hug and kiss.

That's good, though, because in order to see in the person, you have to get engaged first. And that's the way it should be. Otherwise, you're going to hell. Yeah, you know, I'm just here. I'm just looking to continue what I'm doing, build on what we did last season. And, yeah, meet somebody here. I love is mine. I thought you were married already.

No, no. No, okay. Now we split up. Actually, I'm sorry. He's not the age appropriate for the app yet. Yeah, he's not there. Yeah, I got a few years left in me. I'm in the best shape of my life, although you did see me shirtless without the...

So after they leave, like, the pods. Okay. After people get engaged and they're coupled up, they leave the pods, they all get together. They all meet at like a resort somewhere. Like a mixer. Everybody's there. Yeah, everyone's there. And so you see not only how, at this point, you not only know how your fiancé looks in real life,

but everyone else you've been talking to. but there's like last line I was watching and this this woman is choosing between two guys that she really likes right and this guy kind of gets tipped off that she's going to pick the other guy so he does like this one final like plea like time out they have not seen each other still at this point correct okay so he's like he's in there he's like you're supposed to pick me like you're making a mistake like you and like me and the other guy like were very very different do they ever talk should be like hey that other guy's fucking ugly so they they try to to drop hints like this guy was trying to drop a hint being like it's i'm um um it's interesting

you like this guy because we're so different like that's about as bad as you can say so she's like she admitted she's like i don't know what that means is he like really you know he shouldn't say is he really ugly but she was like i wonder what he had this guy actually looks he's got a small hands small knuckles but he's in there like pleading with her and he's like and he's acting like this is like the end all be all was the other guy was he being like was the other guy like was the other guy like a dog no not in a good like was the other guy was covered in tattoos he the other guy by the way my favorite of all of him okay um his name is jordan and he has a he has a son named lucca and he's just a he's a pretty decent looking just guy but he's covered in tattoos and i think that's why he was

saying like this guy he's so different from i am anyway it's but he's in there like crying and acting like this is all gonna you know it's all falling apart he's not going to be with this chick but once they get beyond the pods and they mix it up with each other that's when you can really start to like throw some game down i think that would be my play like all right you're gonna you're gonna get engaged to this guy but then you all get together and it's like look do you like him or not because i'm still here like you can still you can still work your your game after after the fact right um it's just so fucking dumb dude and i didn't think about the potential to throw somebody else under the bus like yeah yeah no man it looks like he hasn't really

worked out like in a while this woman ever this woman her name is casey she gets engaged to this this um this asian dude i saw this clip that's the one clip i did see and like first of all she was talking dirty to him in the pods really i can't wait to fuck you and all this stuff and talking about how she has a landing strip and all this stuff yousa but it's so funny because like he he was like look, I want to tell you that I'm Asian. I'm going to get that out there just so you know what to expect. Yeah, it's one more uncomfortable clips. And she was like, okay, well, it doesn't bother me.

Like my sister dates Asians or something like that. So it's like, whatever. And she's like talking about how like she's so into this guy and so in love with them. And then the wall lifts up and they see each other for the first time. Is that how they do it? Like they raise it up like a garage door? It's not, it's not in the pods. There's like this hallway and there's a door on either end of the hallway and it lifts up.

And so they walk to each other in the middle and they greet for the first time. okay they just start kissing but you can tell this woman's face as like ah i'm just not into this dude like she's not attracted to him it's so obvious and then like they pull her aside for like an interview after like the first interaction and she's like just talking about like i can't stop staring at my ring and the producer's like well you're engaged with this guy right and she's like yeah yeah he's great she's like my ring is just like okay you're not we can just tell and then they cut to like life beyond they leave the whole studio set whatever and sure enough like you can see it coming she's like i'm just not into them and they break up immediately so part of

it's like off the so part of it's yeah yeah like half the show is like beyond the pods and eventually there's a there's a wedding and they go up to the altar and that's when you get to make the final decision whether or not you want to actually go through with the marriage or not it's just so fucking dumb love is not blind like it's just not it's just not physical connection is a huge part of a relationship and they all know this going in and then it all comes crashing back down on them when they have to like actually get married to these people it's so stupid can they do VR goggles it's a terrible premise but it's so entertaining at the same time they should let them do VR goggles they should yeah like

cartoon land you're also they're also told them like not to give hints on how you look sometimes like this one guy this is like a prior season he was saying stuff like um he was trying to figure out how big of a woman she was he was like well how often do you work out and she's like oh i don't really work out that much and he goes he goes could i lift you up on my shoulders at a concert is what he asked so they they try sometimes they try to pry information out of them without directly asking like what do you look like and it's just so fucking ridiculous but i can't look away at the same time so it's like the exact opposite of next i don't know that one m tv's next you know you know that show i do or they literally just like walk out and then that like the conversation

next and it's like you have like three suitors sometimes people would just walk out yeah it was like very like mid-2000 show it was the worst would just be the person walks out the bus and before they even have a word to say to say next And it's always a little worrisome when someone who's really attractive gets paired up with someone who's just not because you can just kind of feel it coming, you know? He's like, this may not work out

and it just almost never does. Does anybody ever like sing? No. Like is there ever like an awkward like, not to my recollection. I'm singing a song. Not to my recollection. That would be, I'm sure it's happened though.

They should redo, love is blind. Hear me out here. Love is blind. S.C. And it's only. SEC kids and we'll see it dude this Asian guy he's hilarious because he talks just like chan gillis he talks like a frat kid from dallas area yeah we were what that's what got me on the show because will was saying that like he kind of has like a gillis personality he says so i watch

the clip and it's really funny because he's just will's like dude he's just a bro and this just did it he says you know after almost every sentence yeah you know but he says you know you know you know he goes kill shot you for sure you know for sure he does it yeah it's funny anyway watch the show cringe along with it because we all are too and that's that's my love island pitch listener voicemails dropping friday spooky season dropped yesterday one more spooky season next week Taylor McCargg, Big 12 analyst, former quarterback at Rice, a friend of the show. Tomorrow. I'm going to do a quick run back.

Run that bitch back. Of course, that's the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. We hate Matt LaFlor in his stupid facial hair. Dave dreamt about Michael Myers trying to get his ass. It's true. We got Walnuts en route. George Kittle tied in for the. San Francisco 49ers is Dave's nemesis.

Well, yeah, he's a great player, but... And finally, Dylan wants to take that one perfect dude's world record from him. And that concludes running back. It's hot in here. For Randall Trebaki and Johnny Big Hands, I'm Dave. Thanks for tuning in. Bye-bye. You know,

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