Circling Back - Murder Hornets On The TL

Episode Date: May 4, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live happy monday to everybody out there my name is will to freeze to my right or on the screen in front of me one of the two dave ruff i'm actually under you will you're on top of me yeah One of the two. Dave Ruff. I'm actually under you, Will. You're on top of me. Hey, it's podcast time in Austin, Texas. It is. Or if you're Brett. Is it podcast time in somewhere else for you right now?

Yeah, somewhere between Cypress and Tomball, Texas. In the Houston suburbs. It's podcast time in Texas. Central standard time. Dylan, you have a lot of hand sanitizer behind you in your cabinets. Congratulations. I do.

Shouts of favor for hooking me up, man. Yeah, they loaded me up. I have about a year, well, actually several years of play here. So if y'all want to come through and scoop some, by all means, come on by. We're just going to dump it on our heads during your housewarming party.

Just don't drink it. There's a big thing on the label that says, do not drink. Yeah, that makes sense. Hey, real quick, I got to apologize for my happy hour performance. Relaxed it up on Friday. It was like the most chaotic

environment imaginable over here. I had Parks who had to go to the bathroom. I had the puppy running around chewing on stuff. And then Lauren, who I hadn't seen for two months, completely surprised me at like 7.05. Five minutes into the live stream, it was just a total mess and I was borderline panicking. So I'm sorry that I had to bail, but

I didn't know any other way to manage that, that situation, but thanks for caring me. Yeah. I mean, you nailed, you nailed it. I don't want to speak for like the greater, greater backers or anything like that, but like apology, not accepted. God, it was, it was, I didn't know. I didn't know what to do. It was wild. Dude. It was so chaotic that i i just started thinking like i just took control of your mic and just started muting you and then finally i was like why am i just muting dylan every five seconds instead of like actually doing this just kick him out for until he like gets this under control or just leaves yeah the

comments were funny during that whole debacle though so at least we got some some entertainment out of it but yeah so i we saw the entertainment out of it oh did i get some entertainment out of it dave's asa well you were y'all were watching us right for a little bit uh for yeah we we was it i finally i finally turned it on the the tv as y'all were i thought you were about to wrap up anyway. It was well after eight o'clock. We went long. Yeah, y'all did. I could have hopped back in at some point, but yeah, y'all crushed it. Of course.

Yeah, thank you. I want to sit one out. I'm going to sit one out tomorrow and just watch y'all and just take notes. Take live notes. Just text it to us live and have us make adjustments on the fly. How happy would you be if you just saw me pop up in the comments like, dude, Dylan, that's a trash take.

Put your tech pistols away, you dumbass. I wouldn't hate it, Dave. No, I won't do that. I'm going to be on tomorrow night. Tuesday night. Let's go. Watch me do a YouTube channel.

Go subscribe. Check out Happy Hour Live. Not that hard to figure out. Also, we should, we're going to put the Golik interview up in its entirety. We should point that out because there was some stream issues. But the file on our end is

absolutely fine. So we'll put that up on YouTube. Yeah, to anybody complaining about that, we apologize. Also, uh, yeah, because we are just, you know, subscribers and users of these services, we don't have full control over their, uh, server space and, and functionality. So, so make sure you don't yell at the, yeah, the messengers here. Honestly, it's actually the listeners fault or the viewers. Cause there was just too many of them. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for just too many of them. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you for pointing that out, Dave. Thank you for pointing the finger at the people that really deserve it. Way to go. Millions of you. We tried to take out the cartridge and blow on it, but it didn't work. Yeah. Where the server is not properly iced down.

Where was Micah during all this? He iced him down for his, but not everybody else. It's very selfish. Oh yeah. He just threw the ice packs on his back and just walked out with him. Okay. Yeah. this he might ice him down for his but not everybody else is on it's very selfish oh yeah he just threw the ice packs on his back and just walked out with him okay yeah he missed the start completely then yeah um i can't get over the headline from new york daily news just asking if or what what really quote destroyed tiger woods's body And it makes it sound like something so bad.

Sorry, I've had this tab open for this entire time. It's just running. Dave, does this make you not want to run anymore? No. You know what makes me not want to run anymore is the brutal shin splints. I've literally iced my legs down last night. I did a cold bath the other day after I ran. No, I think Tiger's blaming it on the running, but he was doing a lot of Olympic-style lifts. my legs down last night i did a cold bath the other day after i ran no i think tiger tiger's

blaming it on the running but he was doing a lot of like olympic style lifts and i'm sure that had a little bit to do with it him that in his um obsession with becoming a navy seal it's like dude i these things don't jive like it's one thing to do like iso stuff like justin thomas and bryson it's another thing to be doing like power cleans in the gym i want to give a special shout out to no other than rory mcelroy for being just an absolute monster on the peloton he's seeing what tiger has done to his body he's like all right i'm just going low resistance and just gonna like smart these workouts i cannot believe i i i kind of thought that like rory was just all glamour muscles couldn't be further from the truth what kind of numbers he's strong he's a strong dude so i started i went down this wormhole because i started i found one person following a bunch

of pga golfers and so i was like all, all right, I'm going to follow a few. I didn't want to follow too many, just because there's some of them that I don't like. I didn't follow Justin Thomas, because I'm not going to give him the cred. But I followed Rory, Brooks Koepka, obviously. Brooks is doing good numbers, but not what you'd expect. Not like Rory level.

That's so Brooks, though. So Brooks. Rory level. Rory. It's so Brooks though. It's so Brooks. For me, if I did a 45 minute, Dylan, to speak to your question, if I did 45 minutes, I could expect about 500, 450 to 500 kilojoules is as my output. Rory did a 45 minute workout on April 30th where he got 773.

So he's just, he's absolutely dominating. The numbers that he's putting up, I don't understand. The only person that's bigger than him is Booger McFarlane. Okay. Booger's just setting new PRs day after day. The fuck, Booger? I know. I know.

Booger hurts like shit. He's got those D-line legs, though. He's built for power that doesn't surprise me as much as rory does what position in what sport is the strongest like athlete overall like just overall not endurance just defensive tackle would it be i'd say a team sport i would say probably defensive tackle. It's somewhere on the line. O-line, D-line. Because Larry Allen was always the strongest dude. He comes to mind too, Dave.

He was just a – yeah. He's famous for being just an absolute beast in the weight room. You know what I'm going to say though? If you put every attribute together, it's probably like a running back. Like say Tuan Barkley, he can still deadlift 500 squat 500 speed numbers to boot yeah i'm not asking pound for pound though i just want like i want whatever position it is where like if you got a big dude he's going there strong man yeah like strongman competition shit lifting boulders i don't understand why they're people like why i don't know we don't need to go into

strongman competitions but there was no let's do it they were playing them a lot in scotland when we were over there so i found myself watching numerous strongman competitions and i couldn't figure out what drove these dudes to get there like it's just psychotic the things that they are doing on a daily basis dude synthetic testosterone weekly like their weekly schedules on what on what they do to their bodies it's it's insane they spend just basically the majority of their days inside a gym just moving heavy shit i spent the entire time watching it just worrying that someone's muscle is just gonna rip off the bone that's all i can think about yeah it's a pretty grotesque injuries if your name's magnus you're

morally obligated to like follow in your family's footsteps and just win that. Yeah. If you're a Nordic dude with the name Magnus and you're like you're fast track to like whatever gym they breed these dudes in. Dylan, the mountain from Game of Thrones is apparently training for a boxing exhibition. And I'm just like, dude, who would even jokingly get into a ring with that dude he is he is gonna punch someone's face clean off their head well dave i'm surprised there's a video of him sparring with um connor actually yeah and it's pretty funny it's like he's playing with his kid um also the mountain just set a deadlift world record i believe date 1104 pounds

oh cool that's more than i can do dave after you said that you could take mike tyson i'm surprised that you're not saying that you could take the mountain never said that like dude you said it you're on record randy pull the tape dave definitely said he could piece up mike tyson please do pull the tape if people are still tagging me in it five days later i was pretty clear that he would not only beat the shit out of me he would beat me into oblivion the same thing happens to me when there's a video of a jaguar like bringing down something in the jungle or whatever and it's like no dylan you probably take him to like no i never said i could take a you did say that down no i said

only about a cheetah everybody knows this so so jackie chan is my cheetah for you like that's the yeah that's the analogy okay mike tyson is your jaguar yeah what's is what's the what's the thing that you get tagged in the most that you hate the most uh i can start since i i asked the question so I can begin. Mine is just any dude with a beard and me getting tagged in it as if we're like identical twins. And I'm like, well, no, that's just a dude who's like 15 pounds overweight, has a beard and is wearing glasses. Like that's just my answer. I feel like I know what yours is.

I feel like I thought of yours before you did. What? Take a guess. It's going to have to do with bleaching something. No. That's probably second or third on the list. Number one is anything sorority related. I get tapped.

If there's a headline about anything sorority related. Oh, were you there, Doran? No, I wasn't there. That's a fair question. I like that question, though. It's not fair. No, I wasn't there. That's a fair question. I like that question, though. It's not fair. No, I mean, it's fair.

Honestly, the Mike Tyson one, it's becoming a fave of mine. What did he say? Yeah, what did he say? We just had an interruption from the homie. What did the homie have to say? Did y'all hear what he said? No. No. No.

No. Okay. When he plays, he's playing Grand Theft Auto. That's how I have to distract him while I'm doing this. There's just constant interruptions. But he sits there on the sticks and he just narrates out loud what he's doing. He loves telling me about it. And since I make him be quiet during you know the recording

it just really rubs him the wrong way so he has to give me updates somehow he ran up to me to let me know that he bought a knife and he's been stabbing people oh good good oh he's a good guy with a knife i'm a good dad everybody i promise i promise look we know you're a good dad. You have the most sanitary bottles of any person per capita right behind you. We can see it. You have the cleanest household and you just bought your kid a dog.

Yeah, true. Stella. Dave, were you going to say the Mike Tyson thing? I couldn't think of anything else, man. I know that's recency, but the Mike Tyson one, I think most people are doing it as a bit now, which I have to respect. thing i couldn't think of anything else man i that's i know that's recency but uh the mike tyson one i think most people are doing it as a bit now which i have to respect but um yeah i don't get tagged in that much shit oh and there's the burger stuff now the burger stuff is hot for for

tags right now i hated because you're the one who's perpetuating yeah you are yeah you're the one who makes up all these fake stories about me and people run with it so you're the one who's perpetuating all of these. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you're the one who makes up all these fake stories about me, and people run with it. So you're the source of all this. So thank you. How is that? I don't know. Dave. How does that have to do with people tagging Will?

True. I hated Chet Hanks. When Chet Hanks was doing his thing, I hated getting tagged in his stuff just because I thought that he was... His content wasn't that good. Pas toi. Chet Hanks is not... He's not welcome at Wilmonds.

I'm sorry. I just don't think... Wow. Have you guys seen the Twitter theory about Tom Hanks? No. Not actually having coronavirus? Yes, I've flirted with this.

It's so like next level. I'm like, I don't, I don't know if I should even like go further into this research at this point. You shouldn't. Absolutely not. No,

the only acceptable person to tag will, uh, or the only thing you can tag will in is the Ameritrade guy. That dude, that dude actually does look like you. That's the only one that's funny to me. I don't have much of a response. I keep getting people just tagging the Brent crude oil prices

and they just tag me in them. That's funny. I like that. I like that a lot. That's rude. It just hit me. I don't know how I didn't get this. It's Putin.

It's Putin stuff. I was actually surprised you didn't say Putin, but I didn't want to toss that out It just hit me. I don't know how I didn't get this. It's Putin. Yeah. It's Putin stuff. I was actually surprised you didn't say Putin, but I didn't want to toss that out there just in case. It's the Russia content. It's like, man, come on. I'm not an agent. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, I did. At least you look like him instead of like, imagine if you looked exactly like Hitler or something. That would just be really annoying if you were just born with like the same DNA as Hitler and like you just looked like him. There's one thing you could one quick change you could make. Put this on your clickbait site, your clickbait site. One one small change to make you not look like Hitler. It just takes one one razor two inches down.

It's just yeah, it's just a little bit of shaving cream and just do it. You're good. And then you don't look like hitler oh and maybe don't what is the hair and the hair like the real floppy whatever whatever yeah i mean it's not hard as somebody who has shaved his beard numerous times and left a mustache numerous times the one thing that i've never done is uh the hitler mustache for obvious reasons and anyone who does that and sends it is just the most reckless human being of all time oh you're really putting it all out there you know michael jordan like war war one like legitly for years in the probably like the late i don't know like 10 10 12 years ago i want to say he had a hit a hitler stash yeah that one in a commercial actually it was a weird move

it was a weird move we'll get to him in a little bit. Let's talk about... Dylan, can you lead us into this new sponsor, please? New sponsor. New sponsor alert. Oh, that's it? Okay. I crushed that. Yeah, you did.

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C-I-R-C-L-I-N-G B-A-C-K. That's crossrope.com slash circling back. Can we get to what the people really want to hear about from us? I'm not talking about Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache. I'm not talking about why Tiger Woods has no knees. I'm talking about michael hitler mustache i'm not talking about why tiger woods has no knees i'm talking about murder hornets holy shit imagine being such a badass little creature

that someone puts murder in your name like think about it murder you don't see that hold on we're not doing the the f-18 aircraft they're not doing the F-18 aircraft? We're not doing that? No. No, we're doing Murder, Inc. This is about a little insect. It's in the Hornet family, obviously, Brett. Okay.

I'm going to have to. My notes are irrelevant then. Sorry. Go ahead. Brett's an aviation guy. Hey, Brett, real quick. Aviation. Last week, I believe you were doing a live stream outside,

and you were describing some sort of insect that was flying near you, and it freaked you out. Can you describe that insect again? Yeah, it was about two inches long, had a thick waist, in shape, you know, rump was shaking a little bit um damn cute face yeah almost had to look twice that was crazy boots with the fur no it wasn't it wasn't that one oh okay no it was it was it was intimidating but it confirmed uh was a wasp not a hornet oh not not a murder hornet.

This brings up a question that I feel like I have to ask. Has you never seen a wasp before? I've never seen a wasp like that, Will. Holy shit, that scared me. Apparently, they don't care about humans, though. I think it's called a paper wasp, officially. Well, interestingly enough, Brad, I think I have a pretty good scientific explanation for why this wasp was so large sure i didn't know this until i moved down to texas but

as it turns out everything down here is bigger boy ain't that the truth apparently like cheeseburgers too so we'll move on have y'all seen the size of these things? Dude, they're big boys. Yeah, they're big boys, and they kill 50 people a year in Japan. Japan! Oh my gosh, that picture. Why is he horned like that? That's the mountain of flying insects right there.

That thing is enormous. Dude, that head. Yeah. Look at that dome. I was wondering why there was so much hornet on my timeline and as it turns out it was just this these murder hornets i like that i like the quote from uh hold on who is this guy uh he's the he's a retired police department beekeeper named anthony aka tony b's planocus and he said oh oh yeah you gotta you gotta imagine this guy's great but i love that the one quote from him that's great

is just have you seen the mandibles on these things dude like dude look at the mandibles on this god damn that's a thick stinger you know these things decimate bees right like they'll they'll go to a bee colony and they'll just fuck up everybody and then eat the larva how do they do it how do they fuck everybody up do they just start stinging people like what are they biting heads off they just pulled a tully out they were spray the block legit like popping the heads off of bees like they legit do that to smaller insects. How do they do that though? With their mandibles? With the mandibles, dude.

They're all mandibles. Damn. But apparently, yeah, if you get stung multiple times by one of these things, it'll kill you. Or it can kill you. So it says... Who's the guy that's the insect sting guy who lets bugs sting him

and he puts it on youtube apparently he is apparently he has let the murder hornet uh have at it and uh he said it's one of the most painful things he's ever felt he does that randy says coyote peterson coyote peterson also says that about pretty i feel like he says that about every single thing that bites him which makes sense because like he's getting bit by really painful things but like the entire the entire premise of his show is him getting bit by something and then him holding his arm and just looking at his arm screaming for 20 minutes he's so dramatic too like i can't say that i wouldn't be screaming for 20 minutes but it's weird that I'm entertained by me sitting there and watching my TV and just watching a dude yell at his bright red arm for 20 minutes.

It's so weird. Hey, you know what I can't wait for? I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Murder Hornet Baseball. Do you see they're coming out with a new one, Dave? Yeah, dude, you've got to think, Steve-O. Someone's going to get stung on the tip of their penis by a murder hornet. It's going to happen.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, they're going to put one in a jar and just stuff his piece in there and see what happens. Tie a little rope around it and then just tie it to Chris Pontius' unit and let it fly around yeah oh man hey where are these things are they in texas please say no washington

washington state of what state yeah we put on we put a burner hornet and don vito peanut butter and jelly it's gonna stick me inside of his mouth rest in peace yeah rest in peace don oh god uh so i didn't realize how like what the deal was with these this this article says it's not a matter of but hold on it's not a matter of if but when the murder hornet will hit the east coast experts warned the deadly meat-eating Asian giant hornet. That's like the scariest part. I'm calling it a meat-eating Asian giant hornet, which has been known after killing 50...

I can't speak right now. I'm shook by these murder hornets. Whatever. It says there's no way that it won't make it to the United States. What about the travel ban from Asia? Yeah. How are these things getting over here? I mean, did someone have to bring this over from Asia?

I mean, they're not crossing the Pacific Ocean, right? They've made their way to the U.S. aboard a ship from China, experts said. Because these were first spotted in December in Washington, per reports. That looks like a college mascot. That photo that Randy has pulled up, that looks like a cartoon. The head is so hilarious. It looks like an XFL mascot.

Are we sure that there's not the Des Moines Murder Hornets or something, and they're like an XFL team that's trying to get off the ground? Dude, that's like a double-A team. That is a dope mascot the murder yes it is yeah that's a great color scheme yeah my my color scheme for my high school was uh orange and black i might lobby to get the murder hornets instead of the fighting rams why these murder hornets look like they just pulled up to uh oaky state i mean that's like

legit the color scheme it's tight the harbour springs murder hornets kind of has a ring to it it's not terrible no yeah no you think gundy's gonna have one of these in the locker room and just be like all right here we go we got it we got to get back to work we got to get these mortar hernias out of here oh yeah he said that like what a week in a quarantine or something he's like like, we got there. We got to play football. Yeah. Calm down. Fuck yeah, Mike.

Let's go. Dude, they'll go after birds and small sparrows. Dude, I don't want. Oh, I don't like that. Can I ask a question that I could probably look up, but I don't feel like it. Do these things hunt in packs or are they just like, are they solo dolo just going after people's ne, but I don't feel like it. Do these things hunt in packs, or are they just like, are they solo dolo just going after people's necks? I don't know. I saw a video on Twitter of one of them basically taking down a rat

or maybe a mouse, I'm not sure, some kind of small rodent. I don't want to watch that. The rat was struggling. This thing was, I mean, it looked like he was eating it. I mean, I don't know if it was or not but obviously that the thing was well the man it was basically paralyzed it was wild can i ask another question that i also don't know if you guys know the answer to so i see one of these i run away from it i scream but it bites me anyway what what happens then what happens when it stings me

inflammation no breathing you call 9-1-1 no i'm serious no but inflammation it is inflammation that's great that was really good yeah the weird thing is that you were complete i think you were right about that so if they're meat eating they're not going going to eat my skin or anything. They're just going to sting me, though. It's hard to say, truly. It might wait for you to die and it goes in on your flesh. No, they're smart enough to know to stay away from humans. I think you have to really stir them up to get stung.

Is this one of those things that like, Asia's known that they've had these things around for a while and it's always been kind of in their heads like man if these made it anywhere else like that'd be really embarrassing for us so let's not talk about it and hope that these other countries don't realize that we have murder hornets here and then now it's like fuck everyone knows kind of like a virus yeah exactly these things are huge yeah i mean they're kind of tight yeah if you're looking at it from a standpoint they are tight here's the thing though i heard i read that they love like like washington style climates like kind of the wet damp sort of climate so texas

not my favorite we keep it wet around here too, Brett. Oh my God. I just found a photo of their mandibles. And I mean, I mean, the guy is right. Like, yeah, the mandibles on these things are just stupid.

Fucking man. We're on the earth over here. Just so we're on the same page here. What, what exactly is a mandible? They're hard to say. Just for like people who don't know. Oh,

those things okay yeah dylan look at me the things the fans the sideways ones okay damn mandible game stupid on these things yeah dummy thing do you think they just walk keep that mandible on me yeah speaking of speaking of dummy thing look at the at the small waist on that thing. Then it's just bam. Bam. I didn't know these things had dumpers on them like this. Dude.

Why is Murder Hornet slim thick? I don't know. Dude, don't call it a dumper. Dude. Sorry. I'm already acting up. Oh, my God. You're going gonna make me act up man uh-huh oh god yeah they do have that tiny little waist you make a good point should we call

should we call duda right now and see if he'll put the murder hornets in the crank corner we need duda to paint paint this stinger and put it on his wall apologies to people that that can't watch on uh that aren't watching on youtube right now but is the dude's hand in this photo the most massive hand or the most massive thumb you've ever seen what is that well you got stuck by cole campbell looks like cole campbell's picking this thing up he's holding that thing like you would hold like you know people who are dickheads pick up puppy dogs from like their back yeah yeah that's how he's holding this murder horn it what yeah he's holding it like if i had a son and he was getting too close to like the fire or

something that's how i'd pull him away like no get the fuck out of here yeah i don't know man so it says getting stung is extremely painful and anyone who's allergic heaven help them uh and they don't just sting you one So it says getting stung is extremely painful and anyone who's allergic, heaven help them. And they don't just sting you one time. They have the ability to sting you multiple times. Honeybees only sting you once and then they die. You have to understand out in the wild, unless you go up to their hive,

they're not going to sit there and just seek you out. There's got to be a reason for them to come at you. Okay, so if these things are coming at you sideways, it's because you like you did something bad man the fact that this sting multiple times though that's wild like like you said bees one and done man they die after one sting these things are vicious they uh it says beekeepers are making the entrances to their beehive smaller to limit the number of hornets getting in at a time or place a quote roach motel for hornets outside of the hives that consists of a cage with meat

in it to attract and then trap the carnivorous insects damn beekeepers the beekeeper suit is apparently not thick enough to protect from the sting no shit yeah I read that.

That's true. You seem to get more terrified the more I find out. Oh, man. So how do you take these things out? 2020, man, it can't get any worse. It's a movie, Dave. It's like a movie, Dylan. I don't know how you take him out Brett I don't know if uh just like wasp spray will uh will kill him or not get some raid out there

Dylan's just out in his back backyard taking cuts with his bat watching someone watching someone take out like a wasp nest or something is so entertaining. Oh, it's the best. When it's an active, busy nest. Don't thank you. I don't want to watch that. Oh, I do. Because you kind of want them to get stung a little bit. Not a little bit.

A lot of it? That's why you watch. You're not watching for safety purposes. You're watching just for the one that's going to make them scream. And you can make fun of them for that scream for like the rest of their life it's like it's like watching that um wilenda guy um nick wilenda the guy who uh who crosses like the grand canyon on a tightrope you kind of want him to fall a little bit he's never gonna fall he's too much of a wimp to do without a harness. Yeah, he's got a harness. Yeah, I'm an Alex Honnold guy. And anyone else, I just don't trust you.

Who's your all-time favorite Hornet? Mine's Larry Johnson. Muggsy, dude. Muggsy? That's a good one. Muggsy. Why? Because he's just so little?

What's cool about him besides being 5'3 or something? That's pretty much it. His bounce passes are wet as fuck because he's so low to the ground that he's just got this new angle. He's just tossing it into the post so Grandma Ma can throw it down. Exactly. Exactly. I'll take Alonzo Mourning.

Ooh. Because he's one of the greatest GIFs of all time. Yeah, there you go. It's top five. Top five, no argument. Yeah the greatest GIFs of all time. Yeah, there you go. It's top five. Top five, no argument. Yeah. The GIF? Yeah, the GIF.

It gets you. It's overused. Oh, dude. It's overused. I know. When used correctly, it really hits. People just overuse it to the point where I don't think I can put it in my top five uh dude no you can't let people do ruin it for you you have to acknowledge like there is a time where that was the leader in the clubhouse and nothing could be done to

bump it off of its perch yeah but like the other leaders in that clubhouse are also like step brothers do we just become best friends and like the office like yeah but those are like from there's like a different category for like just somebody who happened to notice this reaction versus like michael scott doing like a you know acting like the lonzo thing is like i want to know the back story it's probably out there but like what was he reacting to they need to do a 30 for 30 on every sports gif like i mean i Swaggy P one where he's walking away from the basket more than I like the Alonzo Mourning one. If we're going NBA gifs, then that's mine.

That's a great one. All right, Brad, who's your favorite Hornet? I don't really have much there. I'm going to go Kemba. I was thinking, why were the Hornets the Bobcats for like 10 years? Do you remember that weird time in history? Is the last dance going to talk about MJ's just terrible, terrible front office skills? Horrendous.

I mean, one of the all-time worst. Should we just start talking? We can just talk last dance. Are we done on the Hornets? We just did like 35 minutes on Hornet talk. Does anyone have any closing thoughts on the hornets we just did like 35 minutes on hornet yeah if does anyone have any closing thoughts on the hornets i think we should do a t-shirt that says hornet on the tl i i'm not i'm not saying we're not going to yeah that's not that's not a terrible idea for a t-shirt. What do they do with all that ass?

Huh? What do they do with all that ass when they're trying to settle down and chill out for the night? You got to think they ice it down. That's a fantastic question. Oh, man. Last time we got it. Oh, go ahead, Dylan. They're built like moms in Pixar pixar movies dude what's up with

that just i don't know just a silly turd cutter like why the mom from the incredibles is like legit distracting she's so thick what's she doing with all that i don't know she's a dime i just can't wait to see what mom from pixar randy's gonna pull up right now i'm like ready for it yeah like the one from the incredibles is yeah i mean like yeah she's she's got some serious curves i'm into it is she the extended mode mom she can just like yeah but when she's not extending that dumper is just bam i know she's making you go extendo yeah yeah good call dude what if these murder hornets just like they were normal hornets and then they just got into some eugenics damn and now they're just fucking yoked they're just diced up like they're just diced up like Sheridan. Isn't Australia notoriously like the continent for the most deadly stuff?

Asia's got to be like a runner-up sneaky number two for me. Sure. Yes. Siberian tigers, murder hornets. Pacific Islands. They strike like Southeast Asia, Pacific Islands, all the way down to Australia. That little corridor, I don't know if the geography checks out, but you know what I mean.

That little area just seems like you don't want to be solo there. You'll get fucked up by something. Brett, does that geography check out? Yeah, there's a corridor between Southeast Asia and Australia. Yeah. You're all right there. You can island hop down there, get to New Zealand between Southeast Asia and Australia. Yeah. You're all right there. You can island hop down there, get to New Zealand, and hop into Australia. That's what – who was the island hop in general?

Anybody? History lesson. What? Was it Wilmaul? No. I'm talking World War II history. Sorry. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, you're right, though. I mean, Southeast Asiaia you're not gonna mess around in the woods most poisonous most venomous snakes i feel like are from there definitely and then australia you've got a number of things like the spiders that are the size of your torso that jellyfish thing that killed you in like five seconds and beer and beer too good point will yeah beer a bit it's killer good wicked good put you and your mates on your bums they've got shrimp and friends named bobby should we do uh last dance last night last night was episode five and six. I'll be honest.

These have made Sunday nights just incredible. Just absolutely incredible. I don't want them to end. When is this series over, by the way? Not next week, but the week after. It's 10. I believe there's 10 episodes. I was offered, and I can't's 10. I believe there's 10 episodes. Correct.

Oh. I was offered, and I can't tell who, I was offered access to the remaining episodes via a screener from someone that has a screener. Wow. I officially declined them. Was it Micah Screener? It was not Micah. No.

But yeah, and I was like, it wasn't like a close friend but I was like you know what like this will be tight to be able to watch all these like right now but at the same time I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to binge this I don't want to get all of it at once it's it's a night it's nice to have a little bit of structure in your Sunday night yeah I, I wish that I do have one gripe with this series as a whole. Maybe it's ESPN. Put them on ESPN Plus the same way that HBO puts them on. When their show debuts,

it's on HBO Now immediately. I don't get why they're not doing that. Whatever. That's neither here nor there. This is the least exciting part of last night. We got a lot last night. We got the Dream Team. Dude, the Dream team plus McDonald's. That's like one of my first memories of childhood is going to McDonald's,

getting a dream team happy meal with the cup. I remember I had the cup with Chris Mullins on it. And I was just, I guess like as far as like dream teamers go, Chris Mullin would be like kind of one of the weaker ones to have on a cup. But I still had it for sure. He's the guy that I really enjoyed the part of. Go on, Dylan. I said I really enjoyed the part about Isaiah Thomas not getting selected

for the dream team basically because Michael Jordan, well, a lot of guys. Everybody hates that guy. He still admits that he hates Isaiah Thomas. He says, yeah, I respect him, but I just hate, hate the guy. Love that. He kept him, the best point guard in the league. He kept him,

kept him off the Olympic team. That kind of, part of that surprises me because MJ is so competitive that you'd think he would want the best team. So like from that respect, it kind of surprised me that he wouldn't just want, want him there. But I mean,

I get it. I understand as a Detroit fan, like i can't sit here and act like i'm some big isaiah fan because i never saw him i mean i was not like really forming conscious memories when i was two years old and they were winning championships and so like i respect him and i respect i'm glad that he played for detroit and like won some championships and stuff. But at the same time, the slander of him during this doesn't really hurt me that much. And I understand why people hated him. Yeah. But it's one of those things. It's like, yeah, I feel like an Avalanche fan, honestly, that I had this team of scumbags

that were just like wrecking crews trying to fuck with people. And there's nothing I can really say that makes him look good. Well, you're pretty bummed that Muggsy Bogues didn't make the Dream Team. Yeah, what the hell? You need him there. What the hell? You can't bring Isaiah, so you need another point guard.

I don't know why Muggsy wasn't at least considered. It's weird. That wasn't the footage that people have talked about for so long, right you're talking about there's like the the game they were referring to i don't think that was those are clips from the actual game that's like kind of folklore people don't even know if it exists i thought it was i think there's obviously a more extended version of it but that was bits and pieces of the game that they were all talking about. Surely somebody has ownership of that and is waiting to release it.

If they were to just hit us with it, that would be bigger than Tiger King and Last Dance combined. If that was the footage, I'm not as impressed as I thought I would be with it, but I don't really know. I don't really remember the dream team that well. I still was kind of where we've reached the point where like, I'm still kind of in between and I don't know what I remember specifically and what I remember just because I've,

I've watched NBA inside stuff. Like it was going out of style for five years. Oh, shout out a mod. A lot of a FaceTime for Ahmad Rashad last night. Yeah, he's getting all the love. He's buddies with all those guys. MJ, Magic.

No, Will, I know what you're saying. I do remember watching some of the games, but they were so out of hand by the time I would tune in. They would be like 35-point games. I couldn't stick with it. And I was like six. My dad, or my dad, I should say, didn't stick with it because he was the one controlling the remote. Yeah, I just – I think I was too young, and I don't think sports were a big enough thing growing up in my household at that age

that watching the Dream Team was some big thing for me. But I remember – like all the NBA stuff kind of that time time is it all is coming back to me a lot more I told Sally last night that if I went to a major city with an NBA team there was a very good chance that when I was a kid there was a very good chance that I was going to be obsessed with that NBA team for like the rest of that season and I remember going to Phoenix and just getting obsessed with Barkley during the time when they went to the finals against the Bulls. I remember that team pretty well. I really liked

Kevin Johnson, Dan Marley. The Suns, they were like, I don't know, they seemed like they were from the future. Their uniforms looked very forward-thinking. They played fast, and Chuck was just a monster. I want to see a Last Dance style thing on Charles Barkley. I'm surprised that we don't have some kind of documentary

on him at this point. He seems ripe for it. I felt bad that he never won one. He looked legitimately sad talking about that year. Oh, having him say pretty much that like that was the first time he realized that he wasn't the greatest basketball player on earth like you have if you're Charles Barkley like and you don't get there you don't get to where he got in life without thinking that you're the best and like just having him admit that it was like oh

that's devastating I'm the best podcaster on earth you know that's just what I think every time I get on here no I'm just kidding I usually just wonder. You know, that's just what I think every time I get on here. No, I'm just kidding. I usually just wonder how we got here and, and thank my lucky stars every day. I really enjoyed the, the shoe stuff.

The Jordans. Dude, the Spike Lee footage. Tight. Yeah. I mean, I, I,

I mentioned it before, but like just a cultural movement just from shoes, man. A little surprised that he laces up his own shoes before games. Thought that too. Lacing up shoes is one of those tasks in life that I hate doing and dread doing it, and I can't imagine doing it myself before games like that. Maybe it's therapeutic for him. Yeah, I don't know.

It's also kind of a flex he's like he literally owns the brand of shoe that he is lacing up like it's just a reminder to the locker room another reminder for me last night was just like how much nike he made nike but then eventually how much kind of nike made him well. Just like how much that relationship between the two was so mutually beneficial for them. Sneaky shout out Adidas for just taking the major L last night. No kidding, man. Sneaky shout out to a converse for being the biggest shoe in the NBA at

that point. Uh, that commercial with all the goats in there, that was fire. Larry Bird was fucking spitting reebok reebok even caught the the stray bullet with the uh the the flag over the reebok symbol i didn't i didn't realize that was why it happened again i think it's just me not understanding what was going on with the dream team at that point in my life that is like the perfect way. I'm sick of the Jordan 1s, though. Why?

They're beautiful. What do you mean, why? Parks, buddy. You can't yell like that, okay? Five stars. All right. Jordan 1 is the best looking shoe of all time. They're the what? I think they're the best looking shoe of all time oh i thought you said you were

tired of them sneaker no no no no i said there's how sick they are oh i thought i thought you were sick of them oh no no no that's how i took your best looking shoe ever yeah they're tight i mean i i don't i don't ever plan on getting some j ones, but they are the most iconic classic looking thing. And I'm sorry. He's got to not play. He's not going to not keep playing in that game. If his feet are bleeding as bad as he says they are because he's playing in the Jordan ones. Dude,

it's the original bloody sock game. Yeah. Right. Fuck Kurt Schilling. Why is he doing that to himself? Isn't that a regular season game? Yeah, that was his last game at the Garden, right? Yeah, he did it all for swag.

He did it all just to look dope. I forgot. Okay, so I remember clearly watching that Knicks-Bulls series, and I forgot how much I hated John Starks. That's a dude who I, as a Mavavs fan the Mavs were winning like six games a year back then but John Starks was my least favorite player in the league and and I he's a dog dude like he's a gamer but I hated him when he dunked on Jordan like that I completely forgot about that they were up 2-0 in that series yeah I remember watching that's that That's one of the first playoff series that I actually vividly remember.

And I remember thinking how tight Patrick Ewing was. And I actually thought I liked John Starks, but I liked both teams. I just loved that series. Oakley wasn't on the team. He wasn't on the Knicks yet, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oakley was on there. He was on there.

Okay. Because, yeah, Oakley. Like, I don't know. The nostalgia of this show. The 90s nostalgia is bringing me back so hard i like feel like turning it off and watching like 90s cartoons or something you know what it made me want to do it made me want to turn it off and just go research slim bowler for the next three hours slim bowler came out of nowhere last night dude the 90s nostalgia though, when

Seinfeld was in the locker room talking to Jordan and Phil and the team, that was like, it brought me back so fucking hard. It was so tight. That means that when I was I don't know, 12 to 14 that I watched the Bulls and I watched Seinfeld. It was awesome.

What's the deal with Air Jordan? He's not air. He's human. He's right here. This play's not going to work. He points to the play. Yeah, written on the whiteboard. It's not going to work.

Come on. Great. That's just a man who's in his bag. He looked scared just like standing there. He was just like standing there idly and like looking around like all right i need to leave goodbye we were talking about this before we went on but just watching jordan go out and lose just hundreds of thousands of dollars on the golf course makes me want to get out there and play it makes i want to lose my ass and wolf like

immediately it makes me want to play a dollar hole so bad and just ball out really hard. There's nothing better than going out, winning $16 off of your buddies, and then no one ever Venmo's you. Yeah, just never getting that request. Unless you're playing with Klein because he's the point keeper and Venmo guy. Yeah, he's still a suspect point keeper.

You got to watch him. You got to watch Klein. Who's supposed to do the Venmoing in that situation when you have bets being exchanged? If you win the money, it seems very cocky to request the money. But if you lose the money, I understand why you're not rushing to just Venmo somebody.

Yeah. The last thing I want to do after like taking money from somebody, cause I'm already like, Oh man, they're pissed is like getting the car. I'm like waiting for it to cool off and then just hitting them with that Venmo is they're like loading up. That's,

it's not a good look. You're driving away from the course and you get the, the email chime from your phone. Someone, someone wants their $14. How many, how many Wolf games do you think are parlayed into just a beer at the clubhouse after like uh like if you're if you're down 11 and you're just like i'll buy your beer that's a way to do it yeah just go have a couple beers jordan i don't think jordan could have, though. It sounds like he was putting down big boy stacks.

Yeah. I would like a full documentary on Jordan's love of golf. Because it seems like immediately upon him entering the league, he was into golf, which seems strange because I feel like most athletes, they get into it later on. But I feel like in 1986, he was playing golf in the middle of a playoff series. I think he plays golf because it's the one thing

that he can't master. He says when he plays, minimum 36 holes. Sounds terrible. That sounds awful. He's a psycho. I still think golf should be 14 holes instead of 18. seven and seven.

I don't need it. Hey man, 19 holes. If you count the, uh, the old bar. Oh man. Uh, yeah. So, okay. What was his name? Jim Bowler.

Slim. Slim. Okay. Slim Bowler. So who was his name? Jim Bowler? Slim. Slim. Okay, Slim Bowler. So who was this guy? He was apparently a cocaine dealer. Big time. Moving big boy weight. Cocaina.

And I do not remember Jordan having to testify. That is something that's completely over my head. I forgot all about that. But yeah, Jordan, he was apparently a golf hustler, known golf hustler, and a convicted cocaine dealer. And he took

$57K off Jordan on a three-day trip or something. Which, $57K, granted, that's a lot for me. Like, a lot, lot. But for Jordan, that's not that bad jordan it seems like he can afford that and he they did say like ten thousand dollars for him is like ten cents to us so like whatever but the what was concerning was that apparently

jordan had a debt in the millions that'll sting a little bit more that's tough one of our kind of interest rate he got that at? You got to wonder. Maybe 0% for 24 months if he's lucky. Yeah, I heard he used the after pay thing. And so he only had to do like $13 interest repayments for a thousand years. Well, it is truck month. Oh, good point. People did forget that it was truck month

i think that so obviously we're gonna we're gonna get much more into this in the next uh next week next couple episodes but when jordan steps away from basketball this is the one like wild sports theory i actually buy into a little bit that uh he was like actually pushed away from the sport because of gambling y'all have heard this one right it's kind of a yeah but you should explain it you should explain it very briefly for anyone who doesn't know it because i explained this to sally last night and she was clueless yeah so after the 93 season when uh they won their when they three peated he stepped away from basketball and went to go play baseball for two years um and one of the things that led to

that was his dad passing away right so he had a lot of stuff going on at that time um his dad didn't just pass away he was murdered he was murdered yeah yeah um which some speculate could be tied into his gambling habits as well but the theory is that he was caught gambling on basketball um and david stern who was the commissioner at the time basically told him or they decided that we can't you know ban you from the game because he's too big he meant too much to the game obviously so their compromise was he had to sit out for two seasons and that's why he went to the baseball route and then came back for i guess the 95 94 95 season i forgot 95 i guess but. It makes sense. That was the year that

Horace Grant was on the Magic and he came back towards the end of the season and they lost to the Magic in the playoffs. The Bulls won 91, 92, 93 and then 96, 97. 95 is Rockets. Yeah. It makes sense.

Who knows if it's actually true? Not that many people obviously know, but it's a wild theory, and it actually makes a lot of sense. It makes too much sense. I think he was just like, okay, Will said that the reason he likes golf is because he's just not that good at it. He hasn't mastered it, and he's just hyper-competitive. He's in the top 0.001% of the human population of being competitive.

He's like a psychopath. So I think he genuinely was like, I got nothing else to accomplish in basketball. I'm going to go do this baseball thing. And I don't know. The gambling thing, I feel like we would know it by now. I don't know. Does his cockiness rub you the wrong way at all?

On anybody else, it would. Honestly, on anybody else, it would on anybody else it would but for some reason and maybe it's the nostalgia thing and he was like the first super athlete that i remember loving growing up it's just like he's the he backs it up he backed it up like i mean there's him and tiger are like 1a 1b for like greatest athletes of my lifetime agree that's exactly how i want my sports stars i want them to be just obscenely cocky and confident in what they do i love it what did he tell uh john paxton they were up there playing their dollar blackjack games and he's in the back playing like

you know for big boy stacks and he goes up there and he said he wants to play and they're like what are you doing you don't it's we're playing for a dollar a hand. And he's like, I want your money in my pocket. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. I love that. Dude, what a villain.

It's great. Oh, my God. Yeah. We were talking about this last night during it. Yeah. Like you said, anybody else, it's a bad look. But if there's one person in the world that can back their shit up, it's Michael Jordan.

Like, I mean, he just, he's got such a resume for backing stuff up it just doesn't make sense and so it it bothers me until i realize that like he's the only dude that can do this and get away with it so i have to let it slide i like how they just i forgot who it was but he's described as the alpha in a group of alphas that That's so tight. Yeah, he's the alpha of alphas. Yeah. He backed it up like a murder hornet. Throwing it back? Just tossing ass on the dance floor. Dude, some of my favorite clips were him, Bird, and it was MJ, Bird, and Magic,

like filming commercials or promos for the Olympics or whatever. And it was just like the banter between those three. Because I knew, I know that they're probably friends now, but I didn't know, like, did they even speak at that point? I didn't realize until I started watching this that Magic and MJ were like that good of friends back then. I didn't realize that either. I didn't realize that they were boys.

I kind of expected them to not be. I expected MJ to have be i expected mj to have an attitude against anybody that wasn't on his team yeah uh so the clyde the clyde drexler stuff the the blazers reminded me of like my all-time favorites one of my all-time favorite sports video games on super nintendo bulls versus blazers that That was like the first basketball game I ever owned and played. Who are the players that you can play with? Is Scotty Pippen and who can you play with in NBA Jam? Horace Grant.

Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, Jordan just wouldn't sign off on the game, I guess. I mean, I'm sure there's an interesting story behind it. Did the game come out when he was playing baseball? I mean, weren't there several iterations of the game? I feel like the game dropped probably 93, 94. I don't know. Yeah, none of this makes sense.

Weirdly, weren't the guys, this is common knowledge, but the guys who made it, weren't they big Pistons fans, and that's why Isaiah is like borderline unstoppable yeah but he's not Mitch Richmond is low-key the most unstoppable player in that entire game he gets no respect until you get an NBA jam dude what's up with that Mitch Richmond is just playing above the rim the entire time let's see so he uh ever so he opted out you're right dylan okay yeah i just looked it up too yeah he opted out of the nba players association licensing agreement choosing instead to market his one-of-a-kind likeness individually rather than as a part of a group in this in this case okay that decision probably yieldeded hundreds of millions of dollars for him. Yeah, business-wise,

he pulled the right strings. Yeah, he knew he was doing there. Any closing thoughts on last night? I didn't watch, and I'm sorry. Incredible TV. Yeah, Brett was weirdly quiet that entire time. Yeah, we watched the ford vs ferrari movie how was that great that's so good okay so good i i very much enjoyed it i hadn't talked to anybody

who had seen it so i've been waiting i've been waiting for a personal friend's review of that movie before pulling trig on it so that's good to know very good it it could be there's just some like plot holes that they skip over to get to get to points in the storage it's already a long movie um which of the cars which of the cars handles the potholes uh better the ford of the ferrari no it was plot there's plot holes oh plot holes okay but the the ford did if you no spoilers here, but the Ford did. Really? No spoilers on the Fords? This is ridiculous. It's surprising because it's a racing movie.

There is one point where the rim pops off of the Ford. It gets really intense after that. Ooh. No, nothing? Okay. Let's do the ad read. I thought they were doing the races outdoors. I didn't know they were doing them with intents, but that's cool.

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So that's great. He, he had a, he gave us one of these. He gave us one of these. Yeah. Yeah. Brett's breaking news is next.

And so this kind of wasn't a convenient, just, I got breaking news. Okay. Hit us with it. Dave. It's really, it's from last week but uh drag racing is making a return in uh dallas like illegal street racing no what are they doing that's exciting they're they're just like so

they're issuing like they issued 200 tickets they're like the police finally like cracked down on it but uh there's a part of town, they're all meeting at gas stations and they're going and finding these roads and just running it. In high school, it was called the street races. It was on Royal Lane. We would go and watch

these guys go. It was a lot of people with souped up Honda Civics versus muscle cars. It was like Fast and the Furious shit, minus the violence and hot dudes. I guess now's the time to do it when the streets are as empty as they're ever going to be during a pandemic. I think we proved that there are zero police out.

We did, yeah. They're taking a vacation. A lot of anecdotal evidence. Yeah, man. Our case for no cops being out was not bulletproof. A lot of anecdotal evidence. Yeah, man. So street race. Our case for like no cops being out was not bulletproof. Yeah, it wasn't. Hey, prove me wrong.

Yeah, like me who's been in the house for seven weeks straight is saying like, yeah, not a lot of cops around. It's like, well, how the fuck do I know? Brad, do you have any breaking news for us this is actually dave's breaking news now because you left at the wrong time and dave cucked your segment with the yeah i'm sorry my my doc shorts were about to get wet so it was it's okay it was uh it was it was better way to phrase that anyway uh yeah i have one piece of breaking news that it's gonna be a picture and i saw this come across the tl mid epi gross now do you know lindsey vaughn world-class skier yeah yeah yeah we know lindsey vaughn dude uh dylan's not much of a skier when it you know verse will so i didn't know if they

wow oh dude call back to that beef okay bro um she popped up doing an ad for Land Rover. I'm just going to throw it on the screen here. This was an ad on the TL. That's an ad that I support. I'm sorry. There's Dodge in a hot car and she's washing her car

with the windows open. Called it an adventure in her driveway. To set the scene for everybody this is lindsey vaughn uh standing in a bikini next to her car next to her range rover land rover range rover what is this uh land rover okay there's it's a rover it's a terrible terrible photo of this like there she's not showcasing the car very well in this at all uh and yeah her dogs are just popping their heads out the window what is this like cavalier king charles and a uh looks like some sort of some other dog yeah she's going straps off the shoulders i just wanted this is just too reckless to be putting on the tl as an

ad what yeah what who who washes their car with the windows down who washes their car with the windows down? Who washes their car with their dogs inside of it? Yeah, you got to get those dogs outside of that car. Appears to be black leather interior. It's not a comfortable situation for anybody involved here. Yeah, nothing makes sense here. Maybe she's got the stripped out inside where it's like just the hard stuff like the dudes at the Jeeps do, so where you can't ruin it. The rhino lining inside? where it's just the hard stuff like the dudes at the Jeeps do,

so where you can't ruin it. The rhino lining inside? Yeah, the rhino lining inside. I think rhino lining and eugenics is a one-to-one correlation. Hey, who's Lindsey Vonn dating now? Did she? P.K. Subban. That's right. Engaged, I believe.

I didn't know that. that guy's tight man yeah he's a good dude he's like a really really nice guy too also apparently Amazon Prime is down which is interesting oh they're breaking in Will I got bad news for you buddy what our friends at J.Crew have officially Will, I got bad news for you, buddy. What?

Our friends at J.Crew have officially declared bankruptcy. The office. Yeah, I like. It's a reorg. It's fine. They'll be back. Yeah, I mean, that being said, it doesn't really make sense that they would be in business anyway, just based on the fact that they have been selling their clothes at deep discounts for the last five years.

I'm about to go dummy on $12 pocket tees though. Watch. Are they doing, are they doing a bankruptcy sale today? Cause I might go, I might go stupid on there today. You got to think it's time to liquidate. Yeah.

It's not liquidating. It's a reorg dylan surprised you didn't know that dave let me have fun over here okay hey i'll have fun with you um what i like j crew they've got they've got good denim yeah i've been a i've been a fan of j crew for staples for years and uh i don't i haven't really supported them very much in the last couple years, but I don't really want them to go away. They're a really easy player. That's where I got my wedding suit from.

Wow. What are you going to do? Big fan. Dylan, every time we try to go to J.Crew as a squad, Dylan's like, no, I'm going to go to Aeropostale. They have better denim there dad do they yeah premium denim catch me at the gap catch me the gap wilmont's employees were only supposed to wear banana republic for a little while but then once we realized that it wasn't

just a bunch of like hawaiian shirts and. We had to back out of that licensing deal. It's okay. The licensing deal wasn't that official anyway. It was literally just like a piece of paper with Banana Republic receipts stapled to it. Doesn't seem like a licensing deal. IOUs. Yeah. Yeah, I don't feel like the intellectual property has been transferred. Yeah.

We got anything else, Dan? Well, that's good. Good breaking news. That's a good one. That's a good segment. Dave's breaking news has legs. I think we should make this the right thing. Yeah.

I can't believe we hadn't thought of that before. Yeah, weird. All right, anything else, guys? Let's get out of here. Let's call it a day. Tomorrow night. It's time. Hey, are we selling aprons now?

Is that a thing? Yeah, we're selling aprons. Yeah. Anyone that ordered an apron, I received an email from Printful this morning, our warehouse, and I was made aware that we have to make a quick design change, so there's going to be a little slight delay. And to anyone else out there, we appreciate your patience with our orders right now. anyone else out there. Yeah. We appreciate your patience with our orders right now. Obviously there's a lot of, uh, uh, you know, delays within our warehouse because of coronavirus. And so

if your order hasn't arrived yet, apologies from us. Uh, there's not a lot we can do on our end. That being said, uh, the good thing is that people are getting them. They're still shipping stuff out every single day. It just might take a little longer. We apologize. You will get a shipping notification. No big deal. It's just weird that you still ship by kayak, Will. So if you're not near a water source, that might explain it. Yeah, we need a port. I'm not talking to wine.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, you know what I'm saying, Campbell? Hey, Combat Sports Minute drops tonight. UFC 239 preview featuring Dan Regester and a special guest. It's Andy Craig from Onnit. Oh, okay. We didn't get that guy. Dylan, you want to pop on with us?

What time are you recording I'll be at the vet yeah we'll stay in touch but it's going to be fun nothing too serious we're going to break down the fight it's going to find out what kind of big boy stack Stan's putting down whole squad got met up Dylan and I

about to link up and elbow tap at the vet dude hell yeah. Can't wait for that. It's tight. All right, guys. Let's get out of here. Washmedia.com slash store or shop.

I don't know which one it is for your apron needs. It's shop. Yeah. Let's get out of here. Those do not come with a shot of rum. Correct. So stop asking. Yeah, we can't do that.

No floaters on those. No, but you do. Bye. More like liquid date.