Circling Back - Nancy Reagan & Attack of the Killer Otters

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

From Nancy Reagan's notorious top game to a man in Singapore getting attacked by a pack of otters, we covered it all. We also dive into the Succession Season 3 finale, Brett's black tie wedding, Will not being a man, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:04) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (28:16) Nancy “The Throat GOAT” Reagan’s Top Game (45:00) Man Attacked by 20 Otters (57:50) Succession Season Finale (1:11:11) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Everlane: www.everlane.com/steam (10% off first order + free shipping) Rothys: www.rothys.com/steam PolicyGenius: www.policygenius.com Boll & Branch: www.bollandbranch.com (STEAM for 15% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast presented by row back where you can get 20 off your first order using backer 20 at checkout my name's will to freeze to my left david ruff i am just perusing tmz and i gotta tell you there's just not much going on in the world of entertainment it's dead internet's dead well entertainment internet is dead you can't say that you're on tmZ when I have an audio bed playing because then I can't do TMZ Dave's actual thing. Mix it in. God. You know we can't talk TMZ this early in the pod, dude. Well, I can tell you this.

Home Alone's Buzz McAllister cops called after a nasty split with girlfriend. So things aren't going well for Buzz. I've always said about his girlfriend. Woof. I don't know. I don't know anything about this story buzz doesn't oh boy buzz looks like he's been partying okay buzz didn't age well hey i watched um i'll see home alone and home alone two two more times before christmas right just always on watched home alone two all the way through. Way worse than the first one.

The scene at the hijinks of him setting traps in his uncle's home, that scene is the most gratuitous violence I've ever seen in a film. And I don't care about violence, but it was just unnecessary. It was like 45 minutes

of just life-threatening injuries that just have little to no effect. I get that. We all are aware of that. But it was just not that good. It's so wild to me that an 8-year-old can have these home intruders and set up all these booby traps and all that. It's like, wow, that's crazy for this

poor child to go through all that. And then it happened all over again, which is just against all odds. No one saw that coming. For me, it's not even that part. It's the pigeon lady's plot. It threw me off when I saw it as an adult for the first time. You know, you can still find her in Central Park.

Really? It's just like, what are we doing? Why are we going with this pigeon lady? What's up? It's a social commentary on our homelessness problem and our pigeon problem. There's just too many damn pigeons. I think if you cut the movie off, like, I don't know, like halfway through, I think you can make a case that two is just as good as one.

But then it just starts taking hits after that. The setting alone, New York City Christmas time is just as good as one. But then it just starts taking hits after that. The setting alone, New York City, Christmas time, is just aesthetically pleasing. And Duncan's toy chest, the store. It's facts. I was always amazed at that store. I wanted to go there as a kid. I don't even know if it was a real thing. Had to have been FAO Schwartz, right?

That's definitely where they taped it. It's got to be. Yeah. That's where they filmed the scene in Big. Tom Hanks, you hear about this guy? Where they did the piano scene At F.E.F. Schwartz Have you seen Big?

Somebody hasn't seen Big Me I've seen Big Really? Dude, Big's great I'm not denying it See, he gets big Interesting

That's why they called it that As in like he grows into an older man He goes to bed a small child and wakes up Tom Hanks. So he's not just getting gains in the gym, getting big. He actually just starts eating liver. Really? And Instagramming it. Isn't it amazing that we haven't talked straight up liver king on this podcast yet?

Wait, have we not? I thought we did. It came up in passing in a Brett's Breaking News, but we've not done a full one. If he was a real man, he would skip the simulated hunt and just do actual hunts. He claims to have done that, but the whole thing was majorly sus.

He just has like one story, like, all right, we're going to go hunt. And then it's like a photo or like it shows his little minions with binoculars. And then the next story, there's just like a photo or like it shows his little minions with binoculars. And the next story, there's just like a dead deer. And this fucking shirtless guy. I hate this guy.

Where does he live? I hate him. Surely he has like land somewhere, right? I mean, to do all this stuff. It looks like he lives on a couple acres. I don't know. Okay. He doesn't live in an urban area.

But what I like about him is how he honors his ancestors by eating just uncooked testicles and liver and a big thing of rice big tub of rice he's on vacation right now at what appears to be a five-star resort that's not very do they serve like the food that he needs there does does he have to bring a Yeti coffin of all the liver that he needs to bring? That's a great question. They serve him clearly like he has to order off-menu, like just beef patties, like 20 of them, guacamole. He basically doesn't eat that differently than Dan.

I don't think Dan's ever gotten into bovine liver, but at some point, I bet Dan would. When he's on the road, there's these pills you can get that's just like chopped up organ meat. I liked it when he took the fish and he just ate the egg straight out of the fish. Oh, my gosh. That was my favorite. He's disgusting. He's gross, man.

What? He looks good. I'll give it to him. Does he? Dude, he weighs like 250 pounds and has like 3% body fat. I know, but I'd rather look like me at this point than that. Oh, dude, he is in the worst spot for dudes who want to get yoked. He's so yoked and has such little body fat that if he eats one bad meal,

he's going to notice notice it which is just never a place you want to be you want to be able to have a couple days where you just drink with with the lads who are the guys do that on uh bachelor in paradise i think it was chad and another guy the canadian dude they got they got to the beach whatever and they immediately walk up to each other and like pinch each other's stomachs to see what kind of body percentage fat they're working with. Like, stop it. So freaking funny, man.

I'd be so annoyed if I was at a pool and someone came up and squeezed my stomach and was like, oh, dude, looking good. Nice. But it was as expected. They're like, all right, let's see what we got. Dave, thank you for getting that picture of Buzz off your screen after letting us sit there for about five minutes. Yeah, it was bad.

I feel bad for him. So I hope he finds whatever it is he's about five minutes. Yeah, it was bad. I feel bad for him. So I hope he finds whatever it is he's looking for. That's very big of you. Dylan Chivry in the building. Hey, man. Hey. Glad to be here.

Hey, man. Just going over, looking at some recruiting rankings over here. Not a big deal. Things are looking good for Longhorns. We can talk more about that. Are they looking good? Recruiting-wise, yeah. They're looking forward to the bowl game. Oh, damn.

I said recruiting-wise, okay? A couple five-stars over the weekend. Not a big deal, but kind of a big deal. Anyway. Quinning. Anyway. Happy to be here, man. The holidays are here.

Where are they ranked right now? They surely have a top ten class. Six, I believe. Another five-star expected in the next coming days. Not a big deal, but kind of a big deal. I'm sure they'll utilize that talent and in no way squander it. I think you're probably right. Thanks.

Typically, Texas does really well with good recruiting classes. Yeah. I agree. Should be a good couple years for Texas coming up. I can't believe you didn't go to Tech. I really thought Quinn was going to... What do you mean? I don't know.

It's a good fit for him. I mean, maybe. Tech is in a bowl game. That's true. Yeah. A lot of other schools are, too. I would say many. Many, yeah. Many, many. Yeah, Texas is not one of them. But that's true. Yeah. A lot of other schools are too. I would say many. Many, yeah.

Many, many. Yeah, Texas is not one of them. But that's okay. There's some dangerous teams left. This Bama squad is fucking dangerous. You hear about these guys? They're doing pretty well. You were pretty high on them early.

Yeah. You called it. He was the first one to call it, I think. I've been tracking their recruiting classes too. They've had some pretty good ones come through recently. It's true. They've had some really good ones. I also think from a coaching perspective, they're one of the best.

Yeah, I would agree. I would agree. I'm not familiar with the actual staff, but I can just tell from watching the X's and O's that they're a cut above. Very disciplined team. It's pretty cool stuff coming out of Tuscaloosa. It is pretty cool, wouldn't it? Yeah, it's very cool stuff. I feel likecaloosa it is pretty cool wouldn't it yeah it's very cool stuff yeah i feel like he's coming from my seat on too much depth over here uh-huh uh-huh we have an extra seat today kj is remote so hey i did ross i did rbp on uh friday and j bone

i don't know if you've seen any video, he absolutely KJs me. The chairs, he has two different chairs, and J-Bone looked like my dad. Really? Just I look like a tiny person. It's pretty embarrassing. And I think J-Bone has it set that way on purpose. He definitely set it that way on purpose. Are you kidding me?

He's a piece of work. He is. He definitely did that to you. Sorry that he wronged you, Dave. No, it's okay. I got enough laughs out of KJ and Dylan that I deserve it. We've got some major announcements. Today is December 13th.

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Yep. I'm definitely going to watch all of it. No, I will. I promise I will. It's just three hours. Is it Tuesday or Monday next week? Yes. It's truly hard to say.

I'd look it up, but you can't. Yeah, there's no way to know. It's truly hard to say. I'd look it up, but you can't. Yeah, there's no way to know. It's tough out there. It's time. Let's recap this weekend in fun. Presented by Everlane, one of my favorite sponsors that we have. Everyone knows that, like, you know, I like a good sweater. I'm an oatmeal season boy.

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Dylan, what did you get into? I found a great tweet. I just want to bring it to everyone's attention. It's a video of a bunch of guys fighting outside of a Nike store. Presumably they got in line for some J's. I don't really know. Anyway, the caption says, back to the old days. No bots, just early mornings and hands. Love that.

I mean, I don't hate that at all. If you're one of these bot dorks, you can get out. You know, if you're a bot dork, you can catch these hands. So when I was in, it was, I think, the spring break after 9-11. We didn't really feel like, my parents didn't really want to fly. So we decided to go to Chicago for the weekend.

Drove down there, and it was the same day as they were releasing a new pair of Jordans. And Nike Town was absolutely bussing that day. You caught? It was so sweet. No, I did get some swag, some drip from this free thing that they were giving out stuff from. Some swag, some drip. Yeah, but I didn't cop any J's that day.

Dude, we're just straight- up sneakerheads in here. We are. Back to my weekend, though, where everyone wants to know about it. Okay, you can't get mad when we go off on a tangent on something you brought up. I did meet Talib. I met Talib Kweli in Most Def that day. I'm not mad. Yeah, do you even care that I met Talib Kweli in Most Def?

Why don't you respect his story, his anecdotes? I don't know who that is. Are you serious, dude? Black Star? What's your problem? Just go on your weekend, man. I straight up don't remember what I did on Friday. Oh.

Damn, dude. You must have gotten faded. I had parks. I think we just hung out with the fam. Must be nice. I don't even know, man. You're looking around like anybody's going to help you. Yeah, dude.

Unfortunately, I wasn't there with you. I don't think Randy's got the answer. Saturday was an absolute movie. A major motion picture, if you will. It's a long, long Saturday. It was a major motion picture, if you will. It's a long, long Saturday. It was a major motion pic. Golf.

I went mad, mad low. Flirted with the course record. I didn't get it, but I flirted with it for a little bit. Not a big deal. Struck the ball very well. I put the driver away for most of it, which needed to happen. I hit my throw pretty good. Why do you hit driver off of the fairway better than you do off the tee?

It's all about my mental approach, David. Why don't you just do that off of every tee box? I'm like, all right, I'm about to hit this 800 yards. The fairway is just like, okay, it's just a fairway wood to me. I still hit a 300 off the deck, though. I can't hit off the deck, man. Everyone knows that about me. I cannot get enough elevation. Driver off the D, I fucking pounded it.

Dave saw. It was right there. Didn't you end up making birdie? No. But I flirted with the course rack. There was a birdie out there on... I got a birdie. I birdied 10. Oh, you birdied 10? Did you have the lone birdie? So we had two birdies. Klein birdied number one.

I birdied 10, parred 11. Yeah, I was one under after two on the bag. Not a big deal. Kind of a big deal. Pretty aggressive. Anyway, that was fun. Klein was of a big deal. Pretty aggressive. Anyway, that was fun. Klein was a blast, as always. Love Klein. And then we went to a little dinner that night.

Saturday night. Matt Salrangio. Ever heard of it? Matt's was poppin'. Dave was there. What was it? We had a good time, man. Got a Mexican martini in us, or two. Only two, though And then we And then we

Hit the town a little bit Yeah, we party Yeah, I was struggling Not a big deal But, you know We had fun Yeah It was

We probably drank a little too much Stayed out a little too late What'd you shoot? On the golf course? What do you mean? What's up? Yeah, I'm not talking about The bar after. Oh, I don't know. You shot 96. Did I really? It's a client set, 95 or 96. I thought y'all tied. Okay, that's great. You broke a hundo, I know that for sure. You know what?

I will take it. I don't think people are understanding just how windy it was. It was, I had windburn burn i was crazy windy dude my lips are still severely chapped it's like kind of difficult for me right now you know why i stopped carrying chapstick often because it just i had too many that would go through the wash it happened to me one too many times and then or the worst case scenario just go straight to the dryer and melts dude you can't have that sally is the queen it. It's like she puts the detergent in and then she's like, oh, let me add a little chapstick into this load of laundry. Yeah.

What's your problem? And on Sunday. Oh, you're not done. Celebrated my sister's birthday. We went out, took her out to lunch. Did you give her my best? Did you pass along my initial birthday wishes? She probably just knows that you wish her the best, though.

I just Venmoed her. I Venmoed her. Her Kindle. For her birthday. Really? Yeah that you wish her the best, though. I just Venmoed her. Her Kindle. For her birthday. Really? Yeah, I sent her $1,000. That's very generous of you. I didn't give her nearly that much. Where'd y'all go?

Better Half. A little brunch spot. There's also a brewery next door. My first time there. Pretty cool scene. You heard of it? No. Sorry. I have nothing to follow up with. It's a good spot in Austin. I've never been, but a lot of people like it. It's on West 6th Street. my first time there pretty cool scene you heard of it no sorry

I have nothing to follow up with it's a good spot in Austin I've never been but a lot of people like it it's on West 6th Street a lot of those young kids are going to Better Half all the time

Randy are you one of those young kids going to Better Half nope it's a cool spot man no he's out Randy brunches at IHOP and then last night we had a little

I fucking love IHOP a little wine Italian dinner at Brittany's boss's home. And it was fantastic. Some of the best food I've ever had. Was it va bene?

Si. Okay. Prego. It was a great time. She works with some fine people. It was a good time. You said prego? Prego.

Who's pregnant? That's an Italian word. Do you have news? Stop. Dude, every time someone gets pregnant, we do numbers on this podcast. I'm not going to impregnate bae just for numbers. Okay. What if they dip, like, next year and we need some numbers?

Then I'll do it. Okay. That works for me. Yeah, we need some big boy life events. Yeah, what's next? I'm already getting married for the company. Do numbers. I need to get, like, plastic surgery or something. Please don't get plastic surgery. I'm getting getting married for the company. I'll do numbers. I need to get plastic surgery or something.

Please don't get plastic surgery. I'm getting lip fillers. When I shave my mustache, that will do numbers this episode. I'll do it strategically right before Wednesday. It's like Wednesday morning. Wednesdays usually pop. Last Wednesday's episode was probably one of the better ones we've done. Can you imagine the numbers if I just got a big, fat, juicy dump truck ass?

A Shiv ass? It's a 50 pop. A BBL? Dude, was her ass trending last night? Because everyone was loving it. Oh, my gosh. That thing was not quitting. No, I don't care.

I don't care who you are. Everybody was talking about her last night. It doesn't make sense that Shiv and Roman and Kendall, for that matter, are from the same... They have the same DNA. Yeah, it just doesn't. It's a show. We'll get to succession in a little bit. What did that boy get into this weekend?

Pretty much the same thing. I didn't get invited to the 40th birthday party. I wasn't supposed to say that. I'm sorry. Wait, you actually said it. No, you said it last week. I didn't get the invite probably because of that. No, that was a fun round of golf.

Conditions were not ideal but not horrible but very, very windy. We had fun. But there was never that moment where I was like, man, I wish I had stayed home. You know, you get out there sometimes and it's just so cold and, you know, you hit a couple thin. You're like, you know, I should, I'd be having more fun just watching Army, Navy. You know, I had a good time. Matt's was great. People were talking about my order because I definitely out-ordered you.

What'd you get? I went with the Matt's Special. Oh, okay. Dude, that's what tourists get when they're, like, visiting. Oh, I just got this. What'd you get? I went with the Matt's Special. Oh, okay. Dude, that's what tourists get when they're visiting. Oh, I just got this. Sounds good. Dylan thought he was doing something completely crazy and unique. He's like, watch this.

And then his fiance ordered it before him. Yeah, because she learned it from me a couple months ago. What is it? What's your proprietary order? That's not proprietary. Shrimp enchiladas. It's just something that no one ever does. With a Suiza sauce, David.

No one's doing that but me in bed. I feel like shrimp doesn't lend itself to an enchilada. Oh, it lends. It lends. Give me chicken all day over shrimp in an enchilada. No offense, but you're just wrong. It suits itself to that vehicle. Is it weird they don't have a steak enchilada on the menu?

Is steak not typically in enchiladas? Like, what's up with that? Guess not. I don't know. So you gassed up your order prior to ordering it, and then your fiancé just completely cucked your order. Just an absolute order cucking. She swatted you out of the gym.

She did. Gosh. She really embarrassed me the other night. Then we went to West 6th, and I got to have that feeling of, I'm too old to be here. I can only imagine how you were feeling. Yes, as someone

who's nine months your senior, yes, I was also feeling that same thing. Jerk. That Bees Knees bar is kind of cool. Yeah. I liked it.

Good music. Bartenders were very nice. Didn't need two espresso martinis. Just could have done with one or zero, to be honest. Facts. You really, yeah, that's probably a good rule of thumb. What time were you ordering your espresso martinis?

Probably 11. Is there a cutoff that people need to obey? Trust me, it didn't affect my sleep. Boy, you bust up hard. Recovery was not great the next day, though. I can't believe you're still a woot boy. You're the only one wearing that thing. At least a year, year and a half, maybe.

I don't know, man. These last couple of years have been so crazy. It all kind of runs together. Unprecedented. What are we doing? Yesterday, I didn't do shit. I didn't do fucking shit, Dylan. I fucking hung out.

Watched a little F1. Watched them boys. Watched my wife make a great dinner. I did some chopping. Chopped up the garlic. No big deal. I love assisting in the kitchen. Just good stuff.

Good times all around. That's awesome. You love to hear that. Do you have any pics of the garlic that you chopped? Actually, dude, I'll send it to the Slack. Perfect. Thank you. Yeah, I didn't do much else. I'll just bookend my weekends. Y'all know I was just absolutely mobbing with the boys on the golf course all Saturday. Friday, I decided to do a little

something out of Dave's book. I did some binging. You guys familiar with this? Dave is. Dylan, do you know what binging is? You just kept drinking all weekend? No, no. I'm talking about binge watching. Oh. Yeah, pretty crazy. No, I started watching The Sex Lives of College Girls on HBO Max.

You're so horny. It's a relatively horny show, but I wouldn't say that you watch it for horny purposes. Who's in it that we would know? I think people watch Bridgerton for horny purposes, but I don't think you're watching The Sex Lives of College Girls for horny purposes. Who's in this that we would know? Timothee Chalamgerton for horny purposes, but I don't think you're watching The Sex Lives of College Girls for horny purposes. Who's in this that we would know? Timothee Chalamet's sister. Okay.

Shouts to her. I'll ask again. It was written by Mindy Kaling. That checks a box for me. Yeah. It's an entertaining show. I wouldn't say it's the best show on earth, but I enjoyed it

for a few episodes. Dude, you didn't tell me Gavin Leatherwood was in it. Yeah, shouts to Gavin Leatherwood. He's Nico. He's a hottie. But yeah. And then Saturday, obviously we mobbed.

Unfortunately, I did not make it to Matt's on Saturday. I already had a sushi reservation with the Michael Weiner family. Oh, did you get some sush? I did get some sush. You know, I had to. I had to do it to him. And then, yeah, Sunday, did a little Matt's Brunch action where I drank Diet Coke with a lime in it and had some Osadero tacos. Wait, why the Diet Coke with the lime? Because that's what I was feeling.

Let him do his thing, David. What's your problem? No, I'm not judging. I'm just, I've never seen such a thing done. You don't like citrus in your Coca-Cola? What's in a Cuba Libre? Rum? Dark rum, usually.

Coke. Lime. So you just did like a virgin? I did a virgin Cuba Libre. Okay. Or just diet Coke with lime. Yeah. Along those same lines, I picked up a sixer of Red Stripe

and had one Red Stripe yesterday. I thought about having one single alcoholic drink yesterday, but I thought after the night that I had the night before, it would benefit me

to not do that. And so I drank all the water in the world yesterday. I'm surprised the oceans are still there. It's predominantly salt water. In fact,

all of it's salt water. Yeah, you can't drink it. Well, I was doing that because, like, the salt... It'll mess, especially you with your Tom Tom situation. That will not be good for you if you drink that. Really? You don't want that, man. If I leave in the middle of this podcast

because I drank too much salt water yesterday. Did you do the Tom Brady water thing where he drinks, like, five gallons a day? But he says he stops at 7 p.m. so he doesn't have to wake up and go to the bathroom overnight. Something I have a problem with, as you might imagine. I drank one single liter of coconut water while I was watching the F1 race yesterday. Not going to talk about that F1 race because all the hardos out there

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Here's why I feel bad. What? Because she's deceased? Because she has grandchildren who are no doubt aware of what's going on, and they're just like, oh, my. Maybe they're not very online. Absolutely mortified. Yeah, but now they get to go about their life by thinking, you know what?

Not only was my grandfather president. My grandmother was a throat goat. He was getting world-class top at the same time. You guys ever read Hip Hop Wired? No, that's not big in my rotation. Do I need to be reading more? Their headline reads, Twitter in shock learning Nancy Reagan was an alleged glizzy gobbler. See, I mean.

They're reducing it right now. And people are going through old photos of her with men and just Photoshopping them and put them all over the TL. I thought we weren't allowed to do that. I thought that's a thing you shouldn't do. Maybe you shouldn't, yeah. Is she being shamed? Or can you shame her because she's the just say no drug lady i'm just asking questions so ann edwards wrote early reagan a book

from 1987 and she interviewed benny thau at the motion picture and television hospital before he died in 1983 wait a minute edwards quoted thou saying that nancy davis was renowned in hollywood for performing oral sex why would he just tell her that? He said she not only slept around, she performed the act, and she performed it not only in the evening but in offices. Okay, like he could have stopped after the first part. Not only in the evening. He had to get specific.

From the boardroom to the discotheque. Another report says, according to Peter Lawford, as a young actress, Nancy earned the admiration of many of her fellow actors. What was she known for? Okay. Her anti-communist zealotry? Her dedicated work for the USO? That's great. You love to hear that. The good-natured way she laughed it off when people

mistook her for Nanette Fabre? Obviously, everyone knows who Nanette Fabre is. I'm guilty of that. I thought she was Nanette Fabre. We all know who she is. And her concern with rampant materialism that was corrupting the American way of life. I also think that materialism is just way too much. Well, like what else? But the final one was, and this is from the book, it says, giving the best head in Hollywood.

Oh my gosh. Dude, am I the only one who didn't know that they did that back then? I thought it was a relatively new advancement in human sexuality. You thought oral sex is only like 30 years old? It didn't come until like the late 60s. Someone dug up some old tweet of Mr. T. I think when she passed away, he said something really nice about her. Like, oh, she meant a lot to me or something like that.

Then they dug up this picture of her sitting on his lap. No! Like, I wonder why he likes her so much. God. Daniel Jones of the New York Giants, he was visiting a neck specialist. And one Twitter user responded, he can't. Nancy Reagan is no longer with us. Come on.

You get it? A neck specialist. Yeah. She wanted to give me a neck to pass out. Now jones is getting dragged into the story yeah look here's the deal this was all this was twitter for about 48 hours was nothing but nancy reagan memes come on she's passed away like so what we're not No one's talking shit. No one's talking shit. Everyone's standing her. Everyone's happy about her.

That's fair. Why can't we celebrate someone's sexuality? Why can't we be sex positive, Dylan? Did you learn nothing from Katie? That's a good point. Did you learn nothing from Katie? Stop. People are calling her Throatzilla.

Throatzilla. Isn't there already a Throatzilla? There is. And I think she lost her job because people at her place of work found out who she was. Okay, why we got... We don't need Alf in there getting that mouth. Remember Alf, Dylan? That was probably big when you were...

Dude, I watched Alf. What, the little... Yeah, I know who Alf is. Yeah, here's a photo of alf with nancy reagan is he not an anteater is that what i'm talking about is he an alien he's an alien i thought he's an alien he's an alien ant farm eater it's all the same he's a smooth criminal i'm picturing the right fellow though that's for sure how did this just now come out like i feel like that just takes one person to read and put it on twitter and it should have been like this should

have been big like 10 years ago. All this stuff was written in 1987, right? This is according to Kitty Kelly's biography. By the way, that name, Kitty Kelly, is just... You gotta change your name. You can't be Kitty Kelly. Yeah, this is

in a book. I'm sure everybody in her family and her little sphere was really thrilled to see that that was kept in there. Did you see how this actually came about? Someone posted a photo. I think they were trying to make the point that, like, Nancy Reagan was really classy and Madonna wasn't. And it said, this is Madonna at 63. This is Nancy Reagan at 64.

Trashy living versus classic living. Which version of yourself do you want to be? Of course, the photo on the left is a provocative, scantily clad Madonna, as she is a sex icon. And the photo on the right is just Nancy Reagan with her family. Not dressed provocatively. And in no way a sexual icon. She's a lady on the streets. Until now. Some of these tweets are really funny. not dressed provocatively, and in no way a sexual icon. She's a lady on the streets, but a freak in the bed.

Some of these tweets are really funny, but... All right, someone said, What y'all doing this weekend? Sucking dick, eating coochie, doing coke? Someone quote-tweeted and said, Nancy Reagan to the group chat before hitting Hollywood for the night. Okay. Come on. Come on.

Can't we just let her rest in peace? This is the just-say-no-to-drugs woman, you know? Sounds like she never rested when it came to pieces before. I don't know how to feel about this. I wish we had a personal account from someone notable. I need George Clooney to weigh in. These tweets are so bad, dude. Like, what if this was your grandma?

What if this was? I know, that's what I'm saying. You just stay off Twitter for the next month? You have to. Or just all together. I tried for so long yesterday on the couch to figure out what the origin story of this entire thing was, and I couldn't find it for so long because it was such a high volume tweet day for everybody it was this it was this lady who thought she was like dunking on madonna and like culture the cultural left and then the next

thing you know somebody responds with with this somebody had this ready to go and they saw their opportunity and uh boy did it work so now oh man oh my gosh i don't really have anything else in the top i just want to retweet and that's not that's not good radio i understand but shit's great man shouts to the goat the throat goat she's the goat the throat goat just to be clear hey whatever you do behind closed doors, it's your business. The real jerk is the dude who gave that interview, that quote. That's the guy who should be shamed here. Who is it? Is it anonymous?

No, it was some random dude that we have no clue who he is. It was QAnon. Yeah. It was a Q drop. There was an issue with the QAnon. Do you see this? They had a rally this weekend, and the person that sang the national anthem just forgot all the words.

Doesn't seem ideal. Oh, my God. How did you even see this news? Twitter? The same place where we saw Nancy Reagan? I saw it on the dark web. Who, Silk Road? Yeah.

It's where I turn off all the lights in my apartment and scroll Twitter. I've seen this video of this dude. He gets mad and slams his phone against the street. Caption is, when you find out Nancy Reagan is dead. Okay. Yeah, at least she's dead for this. At least she's not alive for this. Yeah, at least she's dead.

She lived a long life. She was like 95 when she passed. Yeah? She lived a long... healthy life. Very cool. She did very well for herself. long healthy life. Very cool. She did very well for herself. Very fulfilling life. Shouts to Ron, though.

He's loving it. He trickled down. Economics. Right. Iran-Contra. Very cool. Very scandal-laden presidency, both terms. Not familiar with it. Ended the war on drugs. I'm sorryladen presidency, both terms. Not familiar with it.

Ended the war on drugs, or I'm sorry, began the war on drugs, or continued. Some might say ramped up. Just say no. I don't think that campaign worked, because I certainly grew up as a child in the late 80s, 90s, and I did not just say no. In fact, I did the opposite. Yeah, I'm still doing drugs. Yeah.

I'm drug-free. Drugs are sick. I'm drug-free. You're just not. I know you're not. I'm drug-free? What am I doing? Oh, I take a little early bird here and there.

Oh, shoot me. Get out of here. You think you're better than me? Yeah, I do. Just because you're older than me, you think you're wiser? I'm barely older than you. You kind of just have this way about you where you're better than me? Yeah, I do. Just because you're older than me, you think you're wiser? I'm barely older than you. You kind of just have this way about you where you're like, oh, look, I'm better than everybody because I'm older than most of the people in this company.

So Dave's nine months younger than you? You could be his dad. I mean, I don't know if it works. That's a great point. Technically speaking, you could be Dave's father. Technically, I don't think that those things – I don't think so, no. I'm just saying. The way that everything lines up, like, you could technically be Dave's dad.

This is getting weird. Can you imagine if, like, after you find out, like, you come back to Earth to haunt the Earth, like, after you pass away, like, years later, and, like, you're like, I'm going to check in on the TL. I'm going to see what they're saying about me on Twitter. And it's like, this dude was just a world-class 69er in his time. Yeah, that guy, he loved 69. This dude was just getting around the podcast industry.

Could not stop. Was just known for it. Goodness gracious. I just received a text from our video man, Randy. It just said, it simply just said, Glotus. Glotus? He's very proud of himself over there. Yeah, he's happy over there. It simply just said GLOTUS. GLOTUS? He's very proud of himself over there. Yeah, he's happy over there.

GLOTUS is what he said. The last text exchange I had with Randy was because I used our company account on Amazon. I used my own credit card, but I used our company account. I bought a nose hair trimmer the other day. You didn't already have one? I had some scissors that had a round end that I would just use but i knew i had to upgrade i was having a nose issue and i was like you don't have to you don't he can just say the word let me upgrade you knew it was coming the door is not open yeah it's always open but i'm officially nose hair

trimmer years old wait what you so you went from the scissors to the electric one you did you did what again i got a manscaped one didn't even use our code paid full price for that bitch that's bad boy i know i know our friend flounder bought a um a lawnmower stove i'm sorry the solo stove solo stove and he didn't and he was like telling the group how awesome it is like did you use our promo code he's's like, oh. Didn't realize y'all had one. Way to go, Flounder. Very cool, man.

What are you doing? What is he doing? I don't know. Whatever. I might need you to pass along that link. I'm in need of one. You don't have one? Wouldn't her name be the Throtus?

I have little tiny scissors that I use, but it's not like a professional one. I didn't want to say anything, but I didn't understand Glotis. Are you serious? She's like the Glizzy. Oh, Glizzy. That's a stretch. Goat. Goatis makes more sense.

I think Throtis is the one, though. Goatis sounds really gross. Can we talk about policy genius real quick? Electric no-stair trimmer is going to change y'all's lives. I know, it already has. I'm already reaping the benefits of it. How do you keep it clean? They have a brush. You undo the top and you can rinse it.

They also have a brush that it comes with. Like a little tiny brush? Yeah. That's cute. Really tiny brush. Okay. Do you have, also, this has nothing to do with anything we've talked about. Do you have like a good place to get fireplace accessories? Like the poker and then the little brush and the little scooper? I had a gift certificate to a store online.

I'm not going to name them because no free ads. But yeah, I had a gift certificate. So I just went online and bought it. We give all the free ads on this show. anyway are we talking about but a home depot yeah but i want some dope ass ones i want some like custom ones maybe with like a marble grip oh marble maybe some wood well it must be nice look at you you had it like you don't want wood on it it's a fire on the handle oh it's still dicey dude i got a. I got a wood poker here. Oh, shit. Dude, as a kid, I would spend hours at the fireplace just trying to get the fire going again. Once it was dying out, you're like, nope, there's still some heat in here.

And you poke it and you flip it and you get the ambers flying. You poke that thing, flip it, and reverse it. I loved it. One of my favorite pastimes is a church. This makes me sound like I'm old, like I'm Dylan's age. One of my favorite pastimes was just sitting at a fireplace and lighting matches on the fireplace and just throwing them in the fireplace once they dissipated. That's lame as hell.

It was so fun, though, as a kid. Playing with fire was awesome. One time we went camping. Not my family, my friends, like senior year. And one of the guys the next morning thought the fire was still kind of burning. Thought it would be funny to put the... It was, like, my friends, like, senior year. And one of the guys the next morning thought, like, the fire was still kind of burning. Thought it would be funny to put the – It was always burning. The tiny little natural gas thing, canister we had to, like, cook with,

just throw it in the fire and not tell anybody. And we realized what was happening. We were like, why would you do that? And then we ran away and watched it, and it just shot up like this giant flame. Very dumb. Yeah, that could have exploded, and y'all could have had major, major injuries. I was one of the ones being like, dude, why would you do that? You got to be careful with that stuff, dog.

You're such a shithead, man. No, I can send you. I didn't do it, you idiot. What part of that don't you understand? You're a shithead. Jack wagon. I know we're coming on the heels of the Throtis story but I got a I got a grade A poker if you want it

I absolutely do alright that's a real tasteful poker give him your poker man he would like that cause lately you know I've been using like a spatula

stop no I haven't used it yet I'll hit you with the link to where I got it you deserve a high quality poker Dave you do I don't know why

Brett hasn't gotten us a fireplace sponsor yeah gotten us a fireplace sponsor yeah get us a fireplace poker sponsor what's the log company dura flame hard to say there's several out there envirolog that one needs a bunch of residue in your fireplace though we're just fire guys right now you know man my new crib doesn't have a fireplace oh you can come over to my place by invite only just for sure i'll be. Put your solo stove in your living room. That's a good idea. Actually, you could.

That's a good idea. Yeah, smokeless. Let's open a window or something. Well, if you do that, Dylan, you should probably talk about Policy Genius if you're going to do that. Yeah, a little segue. Wow, we did that. I mean, insurance and coverage, it's a big thing. Get your property cold weather ready by making sure you have the right insurance coverage.

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I was thinking about that more. What social media platform would you check in on? Oh, if I came from, if I'm dead, how long am I dead for? I've been dead for 30 years. Because I want to see what people are saying about me. Would you hit the metaverse? Fuck the metaverse. Absolutely not.

You think that's a thing in 30 years? Yeah. Like the thing? Yeah, I do. You do? I do too, yeah. I still don't know what the hell it is. I don't know if it's the thing.

It's the metaverse. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I think this VR stuff is a very slippery slope It's the metaverse. I think, I've said it before and I'll say it again. I think this VR stuff is a very slippery slope. Explain the metaverse like in five. It's an ultimate world. I don't know. You put on goggles and you go exist in a different place that seems happier. Are you not familiar with augmented reality?

I am. Is that what this is? I don't know. Because that's been around. So that's not groundbreaking. To be honest, I don't. It's like a. so that's not groundbreaking. Yeah, but it's like a... Social media version? Well, I mean, it's like connected, so it's like the biggest...

universe, metaverse, I don't know. What I'm hearing is... We're getting all this wrong. That's what I'm hearing. All I know is Will's been right on Alabama. He's been right on a bunch of things lately, and I trust that it's going to be around in 30 years because Will's in on it. A metaverse, Dylan, simply refers to an alternate reality in software,

a real-world-like experience experienced by users of that software. The term metaverse is used differently by different writers, but generally the closer software, I don't know what this means, approximates something like the real world. I don't know what this person is saying. That'd be dope if it was the real world New Orleans. You just absolutely crushed that explanation. Thank you.

Thank you. What if you got to go back to what real world season would you go be a cast member on in the metaverse? Hawaii was pretty lit because they had tech and he was always jumping in the pool and stuff. No, Ruthie was Seattle. But if I had to go back to, if I had to do one myself, am I a part of this series or am I just re-watching it? No, no, no. You are the new cast member. You come in after somebody gets kicked off.

Okay, then I'm officially going to shoot San Diego so I can become boys with Brad and I can shoot my shot at Cameron. Ooh, that's a good call. That is good. Perfect. She was, I mean, she was, I wanted to marry her when that season was on.

I still do. Yeah, she was amazing. I think I mean, she was, like, I wanted to marry her when that season was on. I still do. Yeah, she was amazing. I think I might, man, San Diego's number two. For me, it's New Orleans. I just want to get in there and mix it up. I want to write music with David. I want to shrug heavyweights with David. I want to get my traps all big and yoked up.

Come on, be my baby tonight. I think I could have added, like added a little bit of flavor to that song and we could have charted. I seen the way you treated other thugs you been with. Come on, be my baby tonight. Dylan won't even look at you. That's because he knows I'm knocking this out of the park. It went on a little long and I had to look at Dylan,

but you did a pretty good job. I know. I didn't look at you because I was worried that I'd stop mid-lyric and I don't do that. No, you finished what you started. Thank you. Can we talk about the dude that got attacked by 20 otters? That's just too many otters, man. Like, okay,

so this dude was doing something at some park. It says a Singapore resident was hospitalized after a bizarre animal attack last month as he was accosted by a gang of otters who reportedly bit him 26 times. He's in his 60s and he was reportedly approaching the visitor's center when he spotted around 20 otters crossing a dimly lit path in front of him. You don't want to cross a path like a bunch of otters walking on a path. Was it like 30 to 50 of them?

He claimed it was 20. Okay. Yeah. He claimed it was the first time he had seen them in the area despite taking morning walks over there for five months. And the animal encounter went south after a jogger ran through the pack, causing the fish eaters to go crazy like dogs and try to bite the passerby. And the shocked senior...

Yeah, that's what he told them. Those are cute little boogers, man. You wouldn't think they'd be like that. You know, this reminds me of the uh the tiny little dinosaurs in jurassic park that mob and you remember in uh one of the sequels they spoiler alert they uh eat that little girl on the island dude don't spoil it dude i gave the alert if you a um go backward and then mash that 30 second button um i think that's the worst way to go i would like death by tiny dinosaurs way worse than death by like raptor or T-Rex.

T-Rex, it's over quick. Those little things are going to just eat you alive. Okay, so here's a question. How many otters could you take on at once? I feel like 20 otters is a pretty normal amount that you could pretty much get through. See, this guy has an old bag of bones. He can't take on a bunch of otters. If he's a young buck like us who works out and shit, I don't know.

I'd take like 80 of them. I don't know if he's a bag of bones. He works out and shit like, I don't know, I take like 80 of them. I don't know if he's a bag of bones. He honestly looks pretty good for his age. How old is he? 60? He's flirting with bag of bones. No, it says he's in his 60s. Oh, my bad.

It's a tough scene when you're getting attacked by a bunch of otters because you know that if you make the news, it's like it wasn't like some badass animal. It's like, no, it's otters. Otters aren't taking me down like this. I promise i promise you you could not take 20 otters that's nonsense absolutely could that's nonsense dave you would not be able to take them oh my gosh they would get what's the what's the main vein in your thigh or your artery oh i think i know the main vein by your thigh yeah yeah once they get a hold of that, they're gobbling it. What I'm saying is they'll eat your dick off. They're not coming near my dick.

I'm going to kick them. I'll punt them. You're not kicking 20 of them. No. 20 wild animals. What do they weigh? Like 8 pounds? 12?

What do they weigh? What are they coming in at, son? Can you just let Will Google it? Ding. What are they coming in at? Much larger than what you thought. How big? Well, river otters are only about 10 to 30 pounds, whereas sea otters are about 45 to 90 pounds.

These are freshwater otters. Right? Yeah, they are. This guy's not near the ocean. I feel like it's a tough scene if you're getting beat up by otters. Yeah, know there's passerbys people are going to start pulling their phones out and they don't they're not taking it seriously because they're otters next thing you know this guy doesn't have a leg because i ate

it off probably not a dick either they probably ate his dick you're so obsessed with eating dicks dude do you know what chimpanzees do yeah they they pull your wiener off and throw it at you fucking they're mean like these otters are cuddling each other and they're eating this dude's leg. I'm starting to wonder if this dude did something to deserve this. Is the story here not the otters attacking him? It's actually what he did to these otters? He was, like, making fun of them? I am willing to victim blame this particular otter attack victim.

His wounds weren't that bad. It looks like they got him pretty good. Pretty good puncture wound. It's fine. Deep enough to where if they got, you know. Look at that leg, Will. It's in the beaver family, right? Otters?

Yeah. I don't know. They're beaver-ish. I get beaver vibes from Will, honestly. I'm more of an otter, though. Wait. Aren't you the beaver otter in one of the Ricky? Was it Ricky who did the graphic? Yeah. You're a beaver. Yeah, I think I'm more of an otter, though. Wait. Aren't you the beaver otter in one of the Ricky... Was it Ricky who did the graphic?

Oh, yeah. You're a beaver. Yeah, I think I'm a beaver. I'm a stork, I believe, or a seagull. I'm some sort of bird. You're something mid. I forgot what it was. And what were you?

Something dope, like a T-Rex or a tiger. I don't remember. I don't think you were a T-Rex. Probably was. No. What was I? Hard to say. Something cool as hell. The T-Rex, for being. No. What was it? Hard to say. Something cool as hell.

The T-Rex for being alpha has little baby arms. So the otter is a member of the order carnivora, whereas the beaver is a member of the order rodentia. This is based on some physical differences but also highlights the main difference in their lifestyle. The otter is a carnivore and the dam building beaver

is a rodent and prefers a vegetarian lifestyle. Wow, they're plant-based. respect that they do meatless monday beavers are cool man what are you gonna do when they realize like okay we got a real fight on our hands because i mean i think you'll put up a good fight but then they start like stacking up on each other next thing you know you're're basically fighting a lifelike beaver. Human-like beaver. I hate to say this because it's a little grotesque, but I feel like the move is just stomping out one of them and then just making them all freak out.

You think you just send a message? I think if you stomp one of them out, the rest of them are going to disperse. I don't know, man. I would just Justin Tucker one of them, and then just to really set the tone, like, this guy's not playing. They wouldn't have done that to me they'd look at me and be like he's one of us yeah like this is just a big kind of the otter king so this guy die no he's totally fine he's got a couple bandages on his legs like now

he's got a good story and he got written up in a bunch of shit he probably got like free like he probably got some free shit because of it his hospital bill is 1200 i don't know if that speaks more to how like lame his injuries were or if he was in the u.s it would have been like i was gonna say or this is about the uh the american what's up with that it's bullshit health care yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yes, David. The healthcare system. It's a system that's for healthcare. You know, this isn't fair to the good people of Singapore, but when I hear Singapore,

I'm immediately brought back to my childhood, early 90s. Do you remember the young lad who was caught over, he was an American student, and he was doing graffiti or something, and he got sentenced to being caned so he just got like fucking caned

like on his backside and it was like a whole thing it's like one of my earliest like TV news memories damn yours are different than mine I remember like Hale-Bopp

the comet I remember Hale-Bopp Hale-Bopp was sick dude Hanson never did much after that it was tough you don't remember Hale-Bopp?

We had to do Thursday news stories in class every day in fourth grade, and I was the Hale-Bopp update guy. Everyone knew, no, don't bring the Hale-Bopp story in. Will's got that one on lock. You were just really into this cult? I just thought it was interesting. The ghost? Was Hale-Bopp the same, or was the cult the Heaven's Gate cult?

Are those ones connected? I don't know. I was very into Heaven's Gate at the time, too, for some reason. I don't know. It was a comment. Are you the most likely to get sucked into a cult? Me? We said Scientology.

Yeah. Yeah, I think I am. Wow, Hanson, they really grew up. No, I think this all starts with me being, Because I was going through that phase of watching it. Yeah. Makes you kind of question what my interests are, doesn't it? I did go... I walked by the Scientology Center in London when we were there.

You didn't go in? Thought about it, but Sally thought I might get snatched up, and the next thing I know, I'm in the Sea Org. Damn. I kind of want to see what they're about give them a chance to earn my business just to see scientologists i want to know what they have to offer me because like clearly they've got some big names in hollywood like they're like they have to have some good offers out on the table in order for you to do that well please

don't go are you sure yes please don't go Would you trust Will to do an ayahuasca ceremony or 24 hours during a Scientology rush event? What version of Will would you want back? Because post-ayahuasca, Will could be a completely different animal. He could be insufferable. I'm just so different now. He may not even want to do this anymore. That's my concern.

That's my concern, is that I would be like, I need your head in the game. Yeah, I think if I do ayahuasca, my head is out of the game. You moved to Malaysia, or Japan, the Malaysia-Japan area, Dylan.

If he gets sucked into Scientology, we wouldn't want him here anymore. You're too weird for this. I'd give you a chance. I wouldn't immediately kick you out. I wouldn't. I'd respect what you want to do behind closed doors.

The only person that could suck me into Scientology is Nancy Reagan. Okay. The joke was there. What are you doing? She was very into the astrology stuff. Yeah, but she was born to Scientopogy. Really? Yeah.

It's where... Oh my goodness. It's the science of top. You're... Is that the one that they... They're waiting for the head-bop comet to go by? And there's like a spaceship behind it? Or is that a different thing? No, there's hail-bop and then there's head-bop comet to go by. And there's a spaceship behind it. Is that a different thing? No, there's hail-bop and then there's head-slop.

Don't say... Okay. That's too far. I'm going to call my mom after this episode and tell her to not listen to today's episode. Oh, you mean Nancy? Yeah, I hope my parents don't. They're big Reagan fans, I'm sure.

Or were. Yeah, my dad definitely voted for Reagan. For sure voted for Reagan. Yeah. Who was he up against? Who did he beat? What kind of loser? Michael Dukakis.

No, that was George Bush. No, that was George Bush. That was actually what Nancy was doing. He defeated Jimmy Carter in 1980. Really? Mm-hmm. I was born during the Reagan administration. Just saying.

Can we talk about the succession finale? Really good clip there. We need to clip that. That fun note from Dylan. Yeah, Dylan, do you have your pen and paper? Are you writing stuff down? Oh, shit, I forgot to do that today. It's literally what you're supposed to be doing.

I know, I forgot. We still have time left. We're at 58 minutes. We got the succession season finale last night. We did not recap every episode like we did last season because people complained too much. So I think we just got tired of hearing the complaints and we talked about it behind the scenes. Honestly, I didn't care about that. It was more like the show wasn't really moving along and there wasn't a ton to talk about.

Yeah. It was not a show that we were in here in the morning. If we come in here and we're talking about a show before like we gotta save this for the pot that rarely happened in the last few weeks because not that the episodes were bad but they were last week's i thought was it was good was very good and this finale i thought was great but the the three or four preceding that were just fine it was just one long buildup to the finale, basically. I feel like this season was half good episodes, half throwaway episodes.

But throwaways are still fun. No, they don't seem as throwaways. But I understand what you're saying. I just needed so much more from the beginning of the season. Like, they just didn't move along nearly as fast as they needed to for a show of this caliber. Sorry. There's only nine episodes. and i thank them for not drawing like had this been like a 12 thing and we had to sit through like here's what it feels like to me the show succession is about who takes over for logan correct thank you i'm just saying like once that happens how much storyline is left so they have

to extend it they have to because it's a very popular show is left so they have to extend it they have to because it's a very popular show they don't want to they want to wrap it up after two seasons or even one i mean they wanted to keep it going so like how do they do that so there's there's not a lot of like storyline movement right now they brought in scars guard yeah they did get scars right i'm just saying it's like they're delaying the the payoff at the end of the series, I guess is what I'm trying to say. So kind of like a television edge. Yeah, or they just don't know

they have a point A and a point B and to get there, they're taking the scenic route. Okay, put differently. This is kind of like edging in the television world. I think it's a little bit different. I see what you're trying to do there and I'm okay with it. I don't know a little bit different. I see what you're trying to do there, and I'm okay with it. I don't know if you're getting what I'm saying.

Jesus. Okay, yes, they're edging the audience, David. You happy? You can't change the rules just because you don't like how I'm doing it. Okay, you're fair enough. Could he use another Adrian Brody appearance? What? I know it didn't fit where they were.

I really enjoyed his time on the show. The hype of him joining the cast ahead of the season vastly outweighed his performance. Not his performance. His amount of screen time. Skarsgård was in it more than Brody. Far more. And I'm fine.

I mean, that's fine. Skarsgård. That's fine. It was still fun. I just like saying his name. Yeah. But I wanted more Brody, and I feel like he gave one of the best performances of the season in the small time that he was in there. I just

feel like we needed more from him. I don't know. There's no way that we could have seen the ending coming last night. No. And I enjoyed that about it. Same with the last season. What I know about Succession at this point is they know how to do a finale. The finale was awesome. I really enjoyed last night.

Last 20 minutes were some of the best TV in years. My only critique of last night was they didn't touch on the Jerry and Roman dick pic storyline, which seemed like pretty monumental when it happened, and they just kind of just didn't talk about it. They also didn't talk about the, you know, Kendall murder thing for a very long time, too. They're decent at letting things sit for a little bit and then picking it back up. Yeah. I have faith that we'll get more on the Jerry situation. Jerry, for me at this point, like, I mean, she's not going to go anywhere, but she's

not indispensable at this point on this show. We can get rid of Jerry. I don't think anyone's going to care. Ooh. I need to get rid of the other two dudes before we get rid of Jerry, though. Jerry's the deal closer. Those other two guys are just absolute talking mouths. Carl? Yes. Like, those guys are idiots. I can't help but think of Billy Madison sitting down at the table of his dad's, like, you know, board his dad's board and eating soup and then just looking up and going, hey, Carl, what's up? Every time I see Carl in a succession. I'm happy with the season. I wanted a little bit more from the season, but I think I just have super high expectations. And even after the season is done, it is my current favorite show

going. I'm very much on board with a heavy dose of Skarsgård next season, like being a part of the show every week. Dumb question alert. The implication at the end of this is obviously a major spoiler. The implication at the end was that he is getting bought out and leaving the kids completely out of it. It'll be up to – what's Skarsgård's character name? I keep saying Skarsgård.

Madsen. It's annoying. Madsen. Madsen. Yeah, well, it's up to him because he's going to be in control. And you remember when they... If Roman had gone along with it,

then presumably he would have had a place for Roman. But he wanted to go along with it. But in no way is he going to keep that whole family on because he knows they're just going to be gunning for his neck for control in some capacity. So yeah, you have to cut that family out. Yeah.

Hey man, I'd have to look at the deal before I commented on it. I don't know. I don't know how they're fucking doing it. I didn't know that was even possible. Kendall says he has like two billion worth in equity. It is funny how this show, and this is what makes it a great show,

makes you like, you know, you're identifying with these deplorable people who have, they're getting cut out of the business, but they will all land handsomely on their feet. And they will all live

way better lives than all of us on paper. And yet it's like, better lives than all of us on paper. And yet it's like, damn, dude, they're really doing shiv like that? Yeah. It's the most unrealistic part of the show, the fact that all of them want to take over the business. You're telling me out of all the four kids, not one of them is like, eh, I'm good just kind of being on vacation all the time.

Connor doesn't want to. That was kind of Connor. No, Connor does want to now. Last night he was like, I'm the oldest son, motherfucker. What are they doing with him? The presidential campaign? I actually wish they would have gone deeper down the presidential campaign path and actually had rallies and stuff for him.

He's hilarious in every single scene. And had they actually had rallies with him trying to go crazy and pump the crowd up, it would have been so fucking funny. But they just wasted it. He's not getting enough shit for proposing at his mom's, I guess it's not even his mom, at someone else's wedding. It's depressing. It's really depressing. You can't do that.

Oh, he has a different mom than the rest of them? Yeah. I guess they didn't realize that. Remember last night? Yeah, yeah. That whole thing. They never really talk about that. Yeah.

That's something where if I'm wrong, I'm going to hear about it. Yeah. I'm not even trying to put stuff out there. I respect you staying out of this one. Yeah, I'm not even trying to. The business school hardos that take Succession way too seriously have completely tainted my coverage of this show. Unnamed mother. Okay. Gotcha. She doesn't havenamed mother. Okay, gotcha.

She doesn't have a name. That sucked for her. Yeah, but she can't get dragged on the TL after her death because she doesn't have a name. It's true. I thought it was a fantastic episode, though. Good season. Loved it. I think I enjoyed the other two seasons more, but for what it's worth, that show for me

is still the most entertaining show on television, and I still think that it's my favorite show currently going. How'd you like that Italian countryside? Ooh! This summer on the Sunday Scaries Instagram feed, there's going to be a lot of screenshots used from that last episode. Lake Como, no? Si. Is that right?

Looks like it. Clunz has a place there. I don't know if you know that. The Clunz-ter? I wonder if he's had any special guests there. Like that right? Looks like it. You know, Clunes has a place there. I don't know if you know that. The Clunester? I wonder if he's had any special guests there. Like Nancy Reagan? Like who? What are you doing? Maxwell.

We're talking about G-Lane? Yep. Allegedly. Alleged. You guys know we spend one-third of our lives in bed? It's a lot. Eight hours a day you're supposed to get, Dylan. You need to get a little more sleep.

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Okay. These things are just comfy. They're soft. And as a hot sleeper myself, I've enjoyed having them on my bed. Sally bought some cheap sheets. She thought it didn't matter. She didn't realize how much time we spend in bed. I'm just sweating over there.

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Yeah, this better deliver. You're going to do it right now? This better deliver. We have to talk about the art of manliness, guys. Dylan, you got called out last week. I don't know if you're the one to lead that conversation. Was it last week that you got called out for your Super Fantastic, or was that the week before?

It was a couple weeks ago. I feel like we've been running with that bit for a while now. Yeah, I mean, and this week, my manliness has been brought into question. Well, yeah, I mean, obviously. I have a question for all the fellas out there. Is it manly to try to support your family by selling products through your podcast? I don't know, man. It's just been difficult for me.

Depends what you're selling i guess dude like also is it is it unmanly to sit down when you pee that one yeah it is why why don't that you did that too oh i do but but it's you know you're acknowledging it yeah you know that's the sound of like a solid stream and it's like that's a man's shit yeah hitting the water no that's just not shit dylan just a frozen rope of piss gross yeah so yeah you're not a man not a man according to this person well do you think i'm a man you're flirting with it are you addressing the haters no i just wanted to ask. Okay. You got called out for sitting down to pee and for distributing candles.

Yeah, I think this guy was trying to say that I sit down to pee as a way of saying that I'm less of a man. But I don't think he actually realized that. No, I actually love sitting down and peeing. There's a lot more of y'all out there than you think. Yeah. And honestly, the people that came to my defense on the TL for this, it was great to see. Noted man out there, Delph.

Large man. He noted that sitting down is more luxurious. I talk about the splashback all the time. There's no splashback when you do that. No, you have to clean the underside of the seat as opposed to the top of the seat. They're still clean up. I've seen some of the paint jobs you've done in that bathroom.

Ice cream, baby. No. Urinals are... You always choose urinal when given the option. I don't know who's doing the urinal cake or splashback purchasing here at this office, but they had some splashback guards the other day that just... They looked and worked incredibly. Really?

Did you remember on like hole 17 when you went to pee next to the tee box and I was like 10 feet from you? Yeah, Dave just rolled up right next to me. 10 feet, at least. There was not enough tree covers between us, Dave. You know, you get stage fright. Yeah.

I didn't know it applied to like outdoor venues with the lads. There was simply not enough, there was not enough shrubbery between us. It wasn't like I was facing you. We didn't go stream to stream. We could have. It's time. Break some news.

Why don't they put urinals in houses? I would use that. I think rich people have them. Yeah, rich people do it all the time oh really not all the time but i've never seen you see them actually i haven't either i'm sure even if that was something sally proposed to me if we were like getting like we had like an unlimited budget on a house if she was like do you want a urinal i'd be like yeah you sit down that often to pee at home yeah yeah wow see i like i'm a three points of contact guy. Foot, foot, hand on the wall or cabin.

In public, I stand up every time. In the privacy of my own home. Yeah. That's the move. I sit down. That's the move. Yeah. You got some breaking news today, Brett, or what?

Sure. You guys want to go black tie weddings? Who's the asshole here? Or what do Kim Kardashian and Dave have in common? Oh, dude. Fat, juicy, dump truck asses. Don't have to do that story. Kim Kardashian and Dave.

Oh, I already know this one. We already talked about it. Is it because I'm smoking hot? We're both hotties? Well, she passed what is the equivalent of one year in law school, Dave. Because she has now passed the California Baby Bar. That's what they call 1L. They call me the bar baby.

She failed it three times and has now passed on her fourth. So I just wanted to give a hearty congratulations to Kim Kardashian. I am very, very confused, but okay. Because she did not actually go to traditional law school. Correct. So this is like to get to that next step to pass the actual California bar, which by all accounts I've heard is very difficult. What kind of law school does she go to? It's top three most difficult.

She doesn't go to one. She's basically doing like a self-taught studying program to pass the baby bar. In Texas, you can't do that. Like there's some states where you have to go to law school. We have to have a law degree to sit for the bar. Has she... Wisconsin, you don't even have to take the bar. Right.

Has she said what kind of laws she wants to practice? Like pro bono criminal stuff. Okay. She, like, she's been very, very good on a lot of this... That's honorable. Drug offenders, getting people out of jail for, like, nominal offenses. And that's kind of her thing. Credit to her.

She has used her platform to do certain things like that that are commendable. No, for sure. Like, I mean, I can't even fucking imagine just but she's got to have the best tutors in the world she does she called them out on their instagram posts and i went to each of their profiles and these are not guys that you would assume kim kardashian's just like hanging with what meaning what she's like it's just hilarious it's like they're just two normal guys yeah and like yeah barbary's like a uh lsat and bar exam prep oh i thought it was i thought it was like a bougie instagram like uh oh like a instagram brand like go to law school without going to

law school barbary.com your own boss the barbie barary? There's something there. She is single now, correct? Pete Davidson. Oh, that's right. Allegedly. I don't fucking care. Yeah. I'm so out on that dude, which is sad. Really?

Machine Gun Kelly, once you start doing bits with him, I can't support that. Oh. I didn't know that's where you drew the line, Dave. I'm on my pedestal. Yeah, one of her tutors, he's got 1,500 followers on here. And then the other one... Is that Sam Farkas? And then Chuck, old Chuck Schonholz, he's got 234 followers.

He's a good dog guy. Dude, he's just getting... He's got one of the worst Instagram pages I've ever seen. I will say that kind of name, though. Sight unseen, I would let Chuck Schonholz represent me in any legal matter. But just imagine... I'm like Seth Rogen. Imagine this guy just tutoring Kim Kardashian.

His world just got turned upside down. You know? It's just crazy to me. Hey, good for her. Hey, good for her. I wish her well. Can you imagine getting an email and it's in need of a tutor and you're like, okay, I can make a little extra money on the side. It's like, it's for

Kim Kardashian West. Sheesh. You guys want to play a little extra money on the side. It's for Kim Kardashian West. Sheesh. You guys want to play a game of who's the asshole here? Yes. Arkansas waitress, let me get her name right, Ryan Brandt was fired after she questioned splitting a tip with the entire restaurant. Previously, the restaurant said they do not split tips.

She was given a $4,400 tip from a good Samaritan after a dining experience. That's a hell of a tip. And the restaurant said, oh, actually, you have to split that with the rest of your coworkers. She was then fired after questioning that decision. I need to know what the standard practice was before she received the big boy tip. The person who left the tip, Mr. Wise, called the restaurant beforehand to ensure that they do not split tips or pool tips. So they didn't split tips until she got a big tip, then they're splitting tips. No.

She's not the answer. If I'm her, I'm like, I'll give you $100 each. Yeah. But that would have maybe helped this out. As a former waiter, anyone else wait tables here at any point in their lives? No. No, just made sandwiches. I'm the only grinder.

I hated when they told us we needed to split tips. It didn't happen very often, but I would work like random events, and it's like, no, we're all pooling our tips tonight. And I'm like, you know, look at some of the scumbags that I'm working side by side with right now, and I don't think you're going to work that hard for these tips. Yeah. I always liked having my own personal stake in the game. So she was fired or did she quit?

She was fired. For the tour, you'd get 20% of the tip, and then... She will make more having been fired via public GoFundMes. Mr. Wise, who sounds like he's got quite a bit of money to get rid of, he will reach out to her and he will make this right. You are correct. Mr. Wise has started a GoFundMe that has raised $8,700 for said waitress who is going to use this to repay student loans.

Good for her. She also has another employer already. She's working at a new restaurant. What restaurant was it? This was Oven and Tap in Bentonville, Arkansas. Home of Walmart. Wasn't Nancy Reagan's favorite one? Oven and Top?

Oh, okay. You're not going to even hit a sounder. Poor Nancy Reagan's family. Why? She's a goat. I got bad news for Oven and Tap. Your most recent review says that the fried mozzarella was yummy.

Pizza was good, too, until we found a caterpillar crawling out from our arugula. Oh, arugula. Had our bill cut 25%, but it should have been comped, to be honest. It should have. Buyer beware. Any live animal on my plate?

Yeah. Oh, Zinger, buyer beware. What you're getting is truly farm to table. Wow. Got it. Let's go. Let's go. Two stars.

I like how they didn't just go one. It was like, you know what? Things were okay, but that was the. Those Mott sticks were hitting different until the Caterpillar. Ooh. I would imagine we do some matz this weekend. Yeah, we're getting some mozzarella sticks on Friday. Yeah, I think that might be happening.

Speaking of food, do you want to talk Black Tie Weddings, Will? I do. How would you like to talk about them? Brett went to a Black Tie Wedding this weekend. I did. It's very, very nice. Congratulations to Matt and Tara. Did you get, how much love did you get for your blue tux?

A good amount. An appropriate amount? People liked what I was doing with the blue tux. It was black lapel, blue tux. Blue under whatever you call that. Did you have to have anybody tie your bow tie for you? No, clip-on, baby. Oh, wow, you hit it with a clip.

Oh, absolutely. I respect it. You have to get the clip on them. It's like a nightmare to tie bow ties, get it correct. I'd much rather just look the same and have a cleanly done bow tie. Who among us has never tried to do a bow tie and then realized halfway through that you can't really do it that well? And you're just sweating with your button all the way to the top. And you're like, oh my God, I can't do this anymore.

I'm sweating. I've never attempted it. Pull up a YouTube vid. There's some good ones. I'd argue that traffic for how to tie a bow tie increases one million percent on Saturday between the hours of 2 and 4 o'clock across the country. Should we just do our own tutorial so we can start getting some of those views? Ooh, a TikTok. A bowtie tie TikTok.

There has to be that. We can't be the first ones to think of that. I'm glad I don't know how to tie a bowtie perfectly because that means I'm wearing a bowtie too often. It also means you're the guy that gets pulled in to be the bowtie tie guy, which he got a workout on Saturday. I'm sure he would like to enjoy a cocktail, but no, he was tying everybody's bow ties in the wedding party. It's weirdly easier to tie it on someone than to do your own. Much easier to tie it on somebody else.

Yeah. There's one person that I met through Sally's friends, and he has been my go-to at nice weddings that we've gone to. I feel bad for him because I'm always just dragging him in somewhere. Yeah. But yeah, it was a very gone to. I feel bad for him because I'm always just dragging him in somewhere. Yeah. But, yeah, it was a very nice wedding. I like the black tie aspect. It was not full.

What's the next step? Whether you do the coat tails? Yeah, you don't need the tails. Tails are too much. So it was black tie optional. How many, what percentage of men there wore tuxes? Oh, 90. Oh, okay.

Conservatively 90, yeah. What did you drink all night, Brett? You know what's a dangerous move? I was flipping around. I started with straight Woodford. Well, we did champagne and beers during the day, which is dangerous because at a Catholic wedding, the ceremony can get long.

We have full mass? I don't want to call it a full mass, but the homily, Father Tim went off. He went off. Shout out, Father Tim. Shout out to Father Tim. He's a big backer. Father Tim's undefeated, is what they say.

But Dave knows this better than anybody, myself included. You can't drink beers with a long ceremony or else you're going to be the guy that's like, hey, I'm not against this. I've got to go pee real quick, and then I'm back. I had to leave. Love what you're doing. God, great.

Got to pee. Yeah, last Catholic Mass I went to, I had to leave in the middle because they shut down the bathrooms before the ceremony, and we had been drinking beers all day. And I was like, you can't shut down the bathrooms right now. This is dangerous. Very dangerous.

Like, I might pee my pants. Didn't have that happen to me and thank thank goodness um but then i went to reception was straight woodford to lead off then i went to a the the terrorist cocktail of choice which was a french 75 oh wow okay we're really doing it. And then I went to Tequila Shot, which I think is frowned upon at the reception, but I don't think we cared a whole lot. They serve it. It's not frowned upon.

And then I finished up with red wine. Huge. Red, red wine. How was yesterday? Not bad. Good. I got to visit my favorite airport in the world, Detroit, Wayne County, Metro, DTW. Good. I got to visit my favorite airport in the world, Detroit, Wayne County, Metro, DTW.

Yeah. Had a nice sandwich there. I actually, you know what? It was kind of a sprint. We landed at 3 o'clock in Baltimore on Friday. My flight was 10 a.m. on Sunday. Yeah, it's a quick turnaround. Real quick.

Real quick. Good food. Crab cakes were great in Maryland, as I expected. And just a beautiful wedding overall. Love to see it. Love the touch move, too. And then Friday, I didn't get a picture of this, but you would have liked my outfit Friday. It was suit coat, suit pants, merino wool turtleneck.

Oh, wow. That's classy. It was. I was going to the match. If you're the groom, you're like, dude, chill out. I'm supposed to be the center of attention here. I made a move. How'd the Colossians reading go?

Crush it? Crushed it. Actually, Father Tim goes, that was absolutely beautiful. Like, did you do this? Have you done something like this before? Were you like, yeah, I host a podcast, motherfucker. That's what Matt told him. He's like, yeah, he talks.

He does ad reads. He should sit in on the mail-in if Sally ever can't do it. If you think about it, reading passages from the Bible at weddings is kind of like doing an ad read for God. It's true. Randy liked that one, but I agree. Colossians 3.12, by the way. To 3.17. It's one of my favorites.

Major shouts. It was good. Yeah, all around great wedding, And I like the black tie vibes I'll put it that way Yeah Let's get out of here Bye you