Circling Back - Napa’s Feral Hogs & Adult Breastfeeding

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

When feral hogs invade Napa, we can’t help but get all hands on deck. We also dive into India’s adult breastfeeders, Bill Belichick’s surprising texting style, This Weekend in Fun, and the return of Brett’s Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:55) Feral Hogs Invading San Francisco (27:30) India’s Adult Breastfeeding Trend (39:45) Bill Belichick’s Texting Style (51:50) This Weekend in Fun (1:01:00) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM) Everlane: www.everlane.com/steam (10% off first order + free shipping) Rothys: www.rothys.com/steam --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will De to freeze to my left david rough riding rough um okay sorry i read something i read a funny headline as randy was counting us down share it with the class bitch well it's not i guess i guess kanye was spreading a rumor that Pete Davidson has AIDS. Yeah. That's the most immature thing I've ever heard. Outside of the fart noise Randy made in the bathroom when I was at the urinal. Okay, here's a question.

Here's a question for you. Outside of that. Angry or X? Kanye in regards to Kim or Texas Tech in regards to Chris Beard? Man, they showed that big mean coach man how do you feel about that you got pretty much put on a poster last night yeah you got done did i what did i do all fan super fan number one dylan shivery they showed your big mean coach man not to leave i mean it's yeah you know you hate to you got to punish a guy for like taking a different job at his alma mater at his alma mater that many he did say he was a west texas

for life guy which many would consider to be an upgrade i'm not saying that myself program wise i don't think it's an upgrade no offense recent success if that's how you measure a program. What else do you measure with? A lot of things. What type of pay increase did he get going to Texas? Money wasn't an issue, I think. Well, yeah, but did he get a substantial increase in pay? I think Tech would have matched anything.

I think he just wanted to coach at Texas. I believe they offered him... Honestly, I hope he took a pay cut. It was just the end of the day. That was a great scene. I'm glad nothing happened. I didn't see anything get thrown. It was kind of boring, to be honest.

I honestly wish more happened. Not good basketball. Yeah, the game went exactly as I expected it to go, TBH. Texas has one dude who I would classify as a dog. Texas doesn't have anybody. He looks like your son. Texas doesn't have any. At one point.

Texas has zero guys that are like, okay, we need to get some buckets. Let's go to this dude. They have no one like that on their team. Your point guard. I'm not a basketball guy, especially not a college basketball watcher. College basketball stinks. I don't watch any regular season games, and I don't have much of a take on uh on the actual you know athleticism going on on the court but at no point

last night watching that game did i ever have one shred of faith in texas's offense no just getting shut down you know what i hate most about college basketball is it like i watched a few texas games last year i tune in to this year's team. I recognize one dude. There's too much turnover, man. Don't like it. Yeah, they've had a problem keeping the rock lately. Dwayne?

What? You said there were too many turnovers. That point guard, he's got something. He just needs a three-point shot in his bag. Yeah. I like him. He talks as an average basketball team. Did you watch the game? I watched some of it.

At what point did you know it just wasn't y'all's night? Before tip-off. Okay. Yeah, that was never going to be a game that Texas was in. Is it because they brought in Ric Flair? Ric Flair, mostly that was the reason. But, yeah, just the emotional lift from the environment the atmosphere the whole beard angle you know it was never going to be a texas night that's okay

it's not that bad it is i'm kidding it is that bad it's a good beard you got strong chin hair thanks dave anyway it's not a good don't spread rumors that your ex's new BF has a deadly virus. Kanye, if that's true. It just seems like something that's beneath him. He needs to stop worrying about Pete Davidson. It's not a good look. Are we sure Kanye could take Pete Davidson? No. Pete Davidson has seven inches

on Kanye. I hadn't seen that detail. I'm taking Kanye. How tall is Pete Davidson? 6'4"? He's a tall fella. Kanye's a little guy. Kanye, I bet, is 5'10". Pete Davidson's 6'3". How tall is Kanye? 5'8".

5'8", ooh. See? I say, look, I'm not trying to disparage our short kings. I mean, I'm almost a short king. I'm 5'9", flirting with 5'10". But I'm taking Kanye in this fight. Ooh, 2 Chainz, 6'5". Yeah.

Titty boy. Formerly Titty Boy, yes. Formerly known as Titty Boy. That's funny because that was your podcast name back in the day. I know. It got rejected. I don't know why.

Did you have any other names in the hopper before you settled with Roger Dorn at TFM? You didn't have anything else that you were thinking about? Nope. Lame. Are you sure? You're dismissing that really quickly as if you think we might know something. It's almost like you think that I'm talking about something specific and you're trying to run away from this.

No, I got nothing to hide here. Okay. So, well, you can intro me if you want. I already did. You did? I kind of did. I don't know. I would like a proper-

I called you men's basketball number one super fan, Dylan Chivary. Yeah, thank you. Happy to be here, first of all. Second of all, I worked out this morning in the cafe inside the gym at Lifetime. They make cold brew, and it might be the strongest coffee I've ever had in my life. It is straight gas, straight heat. I don't trust those kids to put enough water in the concentrate. I'm over here just sipping that Supernova.

I think that's the problem. They forgot to dilute it. Yeah, you're just doing the Harrison where you just drink the concentrate. Yeah, that's what's happening. Yeah, you're sipping on that Zaza. Look at that. It looks like tar. Concentration.

You're drinking. No mixing. Yeah. I said I'm sipping that supernova did you go to the south one or the south this morning why um because i took parks to school okay on south right off south amar um and also the one downtown dave doesn't have a cafe they make smoothies and coffee that's it the one i got I got a frittata this morning. Was it a hearty frittata?

Dude, frittatas suck. It was healthy. It was just egg. Dude, frittatas are absolute trash. This is my take, and I will not back off this. I'm going to tell you this, Will. You asked if he had another name other than Roger Dorn. He was the frittata.

That's good. That's what he originally wrote under. Don't shut up my breakfast I had this morning. I'm just sharing my morning with you. Dude, yeah, but can you at least admit that frittatas are's good that's what he originally wrote under don't shut up my breakfast i had this morning i'm just i'm just sharing my morning dude yeah but can you at least admit that no it wasn't frittatas are mid as hell it was just egg um red bell pepper okay man bacon and cheese which sounds kind of good but it wasn't no one's trying to eat egg pie for breakfast every morning gym cafe like why do they put so much greenery in frittatas you don't like all the eggs get all dried out and shit oh and they put green onion on there but of course i wiped those off green

onions i love a goaded vegetable stop that's embarrassing that you would say that no it's not all right do a poll fry last do a poll no i'm not doing a poll i'm not gonna waste a tweet like that david i've seen you wasted on worse. Ooh! Y'all want a sip of this? This gas? Dude, you're absolutely juiced off that gazaza. Davey, do you want some? No, I don't.

Davey boy. Davey. I'm the guy who thought he had COVID yesterday. Will's taking me up. Dump me some of this gas. I want to see. Dump it out for a real player. Are you really going to try some? Yeah.

I've only had one cup of coffee today david this is epic podcasting he's trying it on the podcast yeah i'm gonna sip that okay i'm gonna set that supernova there you go hey this is gonna be cool man damn you didn't really give me much whoa whoa is that the much did you want all right yeah i just wanted to see yeah there used to be flavor blasted goldfish in this mug i'll just add to the flavor. And that's cut with a little bit of almond milk. I can tell.

You don't have to tell me. What do you think? It's actually pretty good. I can see how it might be a little strong, though. I'm glad you gave me as much as you gave me. Yeah. All right. Well, Dylan, I, too, am going to work out today.

So I'm going to try some of that Boomin' Za. The Boomin' Za. Yeah. Try it, dog. See what happens. I'm going to try it after I work out. Yeah, it's going to rock your little, it's going to rock your shit, man. I'm a big fan of a late afternoon coffee because I like sitting in bed with my mind racing. All right.

That's great. It's just kind of a thing that I do. What are you going to hit today at the gym? Posterior chain. I'm going to do some uh daddies do some back dude it's shreddy season yeah we got a month yeah we got we got pool we got a pool date coming up sir shreddy roosevelt over here uh-huh mm-hmm shorty mercury i did not realize we were a month out from vegas i thought it was like middle or end of march nah son are we missing south by a month and a day away actually it's a short

month it's february so it's like very soon i hope we don't miss uh south by south by southwest and who cares honestly i hope i miss south by i'm going to that pop-up. I'm going to the Fallout Boy pop-up. They're doing like a special show at the Quiznos over there on Brody. It's going to be the hottest South by Southwest pop-up there is. The Quiznos. Let's do a pop-up at Schlotzky's. Schlotzky's is a good sandwich. It is a good sandwich.

People laugh about it because it's the number one choice of lunch and learns. But it is very good. I mean, you plop that tray of Stoloski sandwiches down on the table, it's game over. You're ready to learn and lunch. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, you hear about these feral hogs? Shut up. Yeah, dude, would you

just let us do... God. Patreon.com slash Strickling Back Podcast. Yesterday we did a Worst Of episode. We did all listener first dates. Very happy about that episode. I like a good dating story. Honestly, we got some more submissions in that we might have to release the day after Valentine's Day on the 15th, which is also a Tuesday.

Patreon.com slash circling back podcast, email your stories to worst of it, watch media.com or hit up watch media.com slash the dash worst dash of fill out that form. We're always anonymous. Well, um, so we have a little spreadsheet going about Vegas, my bachelor party, and it's basically it's like – You can also send in a voicemail to 888-618-4422. Again, 888-618-4422.

When are you arriving? Get in, get out, be tactical. When are you arriving? Where are you staying basically? And there's like also – Like are you participating in this? And Will is a no for the hockey game a tbd for golf what's that i didn't know we were even playing golf on friday until now

until like today literally today have you just not been on the emails well do i do i read every email on threads that have to do with bachelor parties it hard to say it hard to say you would have known had you just read the initial email that's somewhat on me yeah i'm not trying to say it's on anybody else at least you are in for stk yeah but golf i'm gonna need you there pal who's in charge of the there's a very good chance i do golf who's honestly the beautiful babies the only reason i put tbd on there was because it was something that i had not confronted yet mentally but i there's a there's a very very very highlight let's just say our friendship uh hinges on you attending golf let's just say that the last thing i want to do is sit in las vegas alone while everyone else plays golf and i have to go sit in a casino

somewhere as i do not like casinos very much at this point rip darts gotta say it would be a bad look if dylan played golf and you didn't hey by. Got to say, it would be a bad look if Dylan played golf and you didn't. Hey, by the way, high chance of darts. It's going to be a bad look if Dylan plays golf either way. You do suck. That's accurate. You do stink, baby. High chance of smoking squares in Vegas.

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Head to rothys.com slash steam to snag a pair of men's or women's shoes for yourself or someone else. That's rothys.com slash steam. We got big news in the feral hog world. Sorry, I told you to holster that earlier, Dylan. This weekend hog. I don't like to holster my hog too long i know we we know that randy put that on glass door by the way you're on fire today we are 15 minutes in and haven't talked about randy eating chicken wings for breakfast

what the hell i mean he was like you know what i was disgusted initially and now i'm like that smells pretty good. He brought in chicken wings. The more the chicken wings started to stink up the studio, the more that I was weirdly into them. And he brought, was that ranch or blue cheese that you were dipping? He's dipping into ranch. He brought ranch with him, too. You can't do blue cheese in the morning.

Why not? I don't know. There's something different about the blue cheese in the morning. Blue cheese is like post 1130 only. Okay. Not sure why ranch is more acceptable in the morning but i think it is wild move so apparently feral hogs are invading san francisco and its neighboring counties sorry we left out the fact that he brought a bag of snap peas to complement his breakfast no one's doing the hB snap pea bag that you just get, and he was just eating the snap peas. I'm sorry.

It's just, that to me was the real head-scratching part of it. So about these feral hogs. Man, they're a real problem. Honestly, I wasn't too interested in the story until I got to the part about how it's threatening, I'm sorry, disturbing the harvest at Napa Vineyards. You can, you know, if you're a feral hog and you're out in like West Texas just running around just like tearing up stuff, like I'm probably not going to get that affected by it. But once you start talking about, you know, tearing up people's lawns, ripping through golf course fairways, threatening the drinking water and disturbing the harvest of Napa vineyards, that's when I draw the line. Yeah, I'm totally out on that.

Like what? You're trying to ruin the vintages out there? Yeah. I mean, I'm trying to sip that heavy red, you know? Don't we have a listener? Our buddy who sends us the wine from his family's. Ah. Is he out there?

That shit was good. It was really good. No, it wasn't good. It was fantastic. He's California. I don't know if it's Napa necessarily. Napa per se. Wow.

Maybe he's in Sonoma. The sentence I liked in the story was adding, reintroducing jaguars into California could help reduce wild pig populations. I'm sorry, what? I don't like the way you say jag. Yeah. You said it like british series says it jaguars correct that's the correct way to say jaguars will says jagwire

why don't jacksonville jaguars jaguar jaguar jaguar jags are we're burying the lead what that they're going to reintroduce jaguars There are multiple zoological reports of Jags. I want to say Jags to avoid controversy. In California, two as far north as Monterey in 1814 and 1826. You can't just set Jags free in San Francisco. What are they talking about? They're talking about reintroducing Jaguars to California. What part of that don't you

understand they're just gonna set jacks free in the city probably in the hills they've already got mountain lions yeah why are the mountain lions not taking care of this yeah it's not their job now they go after smaller things man so sally and i are mountain lion could take a hog it could but it's it's if you have a twist between taking down a hog or taking down like a – oh, I don't know. A fawn? Sure. Dude, if you get a hog, you're meeting for days.

You're meeting good. Yeah, you got backstrap. The whole squad's going to feast. Yeah. Sally and I were actually supposed to go to napa this spring and now you're not going because the hogs we'd communicate with a lot of these vineyards and stuff about like wine tastings as you do out there i mean you can do olive oil tastings you can do all kind of stuff out in napa there's a lot of good restaurants out there but you know we wanted to go taste some wine

and some of these places have actually contacted us and they said they can't do the wine tasting anymore they can only do the swine tasting remember when you had swine flu it's not fair that you get to you get to live track your own jokes but we don't get left that was the live studio audience of backers that we have sitting on our sectional couch in the corner over here i don't see they really enjoyed that joke i don't see anybody yeah swine flu is sick swine flu't see anybody. Yeah, swine flu is sick. Swine flu is very sick. We all got swine flu. That's right. Like, honestly, I think my bout with swine flu was worse than, like, what I would have felt like with COVID.

How did you manage to get swine flu and you have not had COVID? I don't know. Maybe I'm different. You just... What was worse? I wonder what was worse. I mean, based on how I felt during swine flu where I couldn't keep food down and I was down and out for like literally two weeks. Was it a full body? Yeah, full body.

Dude, full body. All I did was watch that college fraternity show on ABC Family the entire time. Greek. Man, I don't know about you, but I catch the wine flu about every weekend. Hey, hit that laugh track for me. it it's too late you do it please i just turned it up no one's laughing no one's laughing damn i i i don't know why i'm less okay with these things being in san francisco it's because you're a coastal elite because you're a wino for sure but if they get jags out of this that's a win for the people of california is it like do you want to be do you want to be

is it is the move really introducing more invasive species to get rid of your invasive species reintroducing oh okay yeah why'd they go away in the first place were they like oh man they moved all this real estate in san San Francisco is hella expensive. They're getting killed on taxes. Oh, I gave up my apartment. That was rent controlled. I'm fucked now. Like Newsom, man.

Like Newsom's really fucked up a lot of things. They don't like that marine layer out there. They don't. They don't. I mean, whatever. Maybe they can just, these vineyards can start adding like, start adding like Pig hunting to their little menu In Tuscany I saw

They showed us like the vineyards They gave us like a tour And there was like a shotgun Like leaned up against a tree And he's like oh yeah we have a feral hog problem And I was just thinking So that's your defense Just a shotgun

Gonna need a little bit more. Yeah, that'll just piss them off. Gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws reference. Right? Never seen Jaws straight through. You're not missing much. Cool.

Yes, you are. It's one that I'm glad I saw. Cool robot shark. Oh, come on. Dude, that's a classic movie. Doo-doo. Doo-doo. Doo-doo. You've always had it out for Richard Dreyfuss.

It came out in 1975? Jeez. I thought it was going to say like 89 or something. Yeah, I've definitely never seen that movie. I don't fuck with movies from the 70s. What's your problem? You sound like such a dismissive teen right there. I'm Googling best movies from the 70s right now

godfather like is grease the bird grease better big bird cage is that like the that's is that like the other bird cage no i'm looking now all these movies i've never heard of these movies these movies are terrible saturday night is on there hell yeah out of here okay slap shots slap shots that's in we're're good with Slapshot. Cheech and Chong up in smoke. Those are not good. You're a Cheech and Chong guy. Those are not funny.

Ooh, 10 with Bo Derek. Shouts to her. Hey, speaking back to the Feral Hog thing, is there an open season in California like there is in Texas? I think there's a $25 tag you have to purchase. Is that real? You have to get a $25, I guess, permit. They're trying to waive it. You can't just let that choppa sing on them?

I mean, it's not Texas. All I'm saying is if I was there, I would let the choppa absolutely sing. You know what I mean? What if you're on like a golf course out there and you're just trying to like go low and you just see one of these things chopping? Are you going to take out your swine club what i don't even understand what's the reference there dude you joined swine clubs in napa okay okay we're doing it i don't know we're doing it he's got the hot hand keep feeding him yeah i don't know if he does have

the hot yeah no i got i'm texas's offense today i have a headache he just did the swaggy p thing where he shot a three and turned around and it didn't go in sally told me the hottest thing that she's seen a guy do in in like recent memory is joe burrow with his guns it's hot dude she's so into it though like it makes me i'm like do i need to start hating joe Burrow now? I don't hate him. We're on a path to ruining him. That was a swag move. It was a swag move. He's a swag dude, but I didn't like her visceral reaction to that.

He got the gat. I'm getting the gat right now. Y'all can't see it unless you're watching on YouTube. Backslash wash media or something. I don't remember. What is it? No one says backslash anymore. Hey, I got offered a printer last night.

Did you take them up on it? Do we want it for the office? We have nowhere to put it. It'll sit on like a cardboard box. Dave, you guys will just keep hitting me up when you need something. Everything is actually, I need to talk to you about something soon.

You guys wouldn't even let me get a file cabinet. Hey, if I print something for you. Dude, we gave you clearance to get a file cabinet. No, y'all laughed at me. If I print something for you, come over to retrieve it and also help me with my TV. Fuck, I can't believe you're asking me

to be the hired muscle to help you with your TV. I just need somebody to hold a TV for me while I do stuff on the back of it. God, get Parks to do it. Isn't he been training for baseball practice and shit? Parks weighs 41 pounds. How much does the TV weigh? More than that big is the tv hold on before i before i accept this offer and i help you with this here's the question that i have for you i've been asked by two

different people at this point if this is happening are you having a super bowl party dylan um t well okay i need we gotta figure out here Here's the thing. So the weekend after, we have Parks' birthday party at the house. So we have a lot of traffic coming through the crib. So what you're saying is I should stop inviting people to your Super Bowl party. You know what? I'm going to make an executive decision that she may or may not like. Yeah, we're having a Super Bowl party. You guys know you don't need to have football balloons and stuff when we walk in.

You just got to have a table we can put our appetizers on before we have the super bowl party i need you to come over and help me with the tv okay that's i'm the reason that i'm asking is because if if this means that we're closer to the super bowl party this means that i'm much more likely to come help you how big is this tv 65 inches what brand must be nice samsung what's the damage it's a q led what was the damage on that yeah what's the damage on that? How much money did you spend on that TV? I got a good deal on it. I got a guy.

So like how much? No, I don't recall. It was under $1,000. Nice, but like over 800? Could be. Okay. I don't remember. In that range.

It was between $800 and $1,000. Wow. Do you think it was a good investment? Yeah, I'm getting good use out of it. I watch it. Are you worried about Will handling such a TV? A little bit. I think he'll do a fine job, though.

I noticed he didn't invite me to do it. Well, I need to do it. Well, he lives closer. That's why. If you want to come out, Dave, by all means. I've got a marine layer. I've got to hook up my sound bar, which means I have to, you know. I'm going gonna hang it on

the wall just below the tv are you not a sonos guy i have aired my grievances about sonos many times on this podcast no one can ever get their sonos to work one time one time it was one time okay well i look forward to the super bowl. Who's bringing hummus and bell peppers? I'll bring my famous broccolini. Whoever brings hummus and bell peppers gets a power seat on the couch because you are my MVP. I'm going to be the dude that stands up behind the couch the entire time. And if there's an open seat and someone's like, Will, take a seat. No, I prefer standing.

I'm a stand guy myself. No, I prefer standing. We're going to get squares going. You hear about this? You're going to smoke cigarettes in your backyard during your Super Bowl party. No, we're playing four square. Dude, I used to be so good at four square. My God.

Poison. I don't know what I'm going to bring over as an app, but... The baddies would just circle around when I had that ball. I don't think they would. I don't know if you know how to play four square. Are you fucking... It doesn't sound like you're familiar with the game. Are you freaking serious?

Dave, I have this new segment on here That's called, so what do we think about this? And I don't know what this is referring to Dylan, do you know what this is referring to? I do not But I would love to share my thoughts on whatever it is Yeah, did you Can you buy me some time?

Because I deleted that tab I'm sorry I'm really sorry what's your problem dude um no i the discord was on to something yesterday i don't know if you guys saw this but just curious wanted to get your thoughts um shout to the discord by the way they're on top of it i've been i've been enjoying some of the discord content that's been going on lately. I don't participate as much as I'd like to because discord is intimidating for me and I don't get notifications for anything, but shots of the discord. It's fun responding to something in the discord and then just having the, um,

emoji that's your own face on your response. And you're just like, Oh, okay. Don't even know how to, how to take that response. Uh, this is a, this is from a publication called Vice. And the story says on the headline, inside the secret world of India's adult breastfeeding community.

Okay. Tell me more. Are these adults that are breastfeeding children, Dave? No. Are they breastfeeding each other uh the latter okay hold on let y'all process what i said okay you know now you know what i'm referring to um yeah apparently it's uh becoming very popular there um of course adult breastfeeding or abf for short short can mean many things, be it just watching a woman breastfeeding, actually suckling the lactating breasts and deriving sexual pleasure out of that. That's known as lactophilia.

Oh, there's a sexual angle to it. Or simply having sex with a lactating woman. This is according to Pallavi Barnwall, a sexuality coach based in New Delhi. I'm going to ask a question I don't want to ask. When they say have sex with a lactating woman, does that mean that she's actively doing that? in New Delhi. I'm going to ask a question I don't want to ask. When you have, like when they say have sex with a lactating woman, does that mean that

she's actively doing that? Does that just mean that she's like, you know, able to do that? Able to. I think she's just got like, I just picture like milk,

like squirt now while they have sex. Like a super soaker. Like Elizabeth Hurley in Austin Powers. Exactly. I think he's probably when he he's engaging in the intercourse, he's probably squeezing the mammaries.

Yeah, we get it. You could stop at squeezing. And it's probably all over his face and shit. Can I tell you the story of a 31-year-old stockbroker based in New Delhi named Jay? Sure. Are you pivoting to a different? No, it's the same story.

I'm not just hard pivoting i would never and but this is not this is not funny dylan i'm not laughing in 2019 jay jay joined scores of indians who had lost their jobs as the country's unemployment rate peaked to a 45 year high it devastated me he said i saw myself as the provider not just because i was earning more than my wife but also because i'm from that school of thought where the husband has to provide no matter what. Okay. Um, you know, I'm not sure if, if how we feel about that, but this is just the story of Jay. Um, my wife provided for me financially and was more than happy to, I had to get over myself and accept things for what they were. That's interesting, but it was difficult. One night

I just broke down and buried my face in her breasts. That works for a lot of situations. She was lactating because we had just had our second baby and I just naturally gravitated toward her breasts. I've never felt more secure than I did in that moment. It's nature, man. What's his name again?

Jay? Yeah, shout out Jay. God. He was just drawn to them. jay god he's just drawn to them you're like a magnet and his mouth is the other side of it shouts to jay that's pretty much the only reason we did this like can we not like why are we doing this i don't know man on the rundown hold on is it no no no this was not me is this a trend or is this like a thing that is just being unearthed now

it hard to say um are there any health benefits to this or these guys just seeking comfort in in a little milk would you rather do this or would you rather be the guy that does the placenta thing right after birth? This. There's no proven stuff with the placenta thing. I don't know if there's proven stuff with this. Placenta is like super high in nutrients or something. Yeah, but I... Enzymes, things of that nature.

I'm not positive that there's actual science behind a lot of the things that people claim that it does. But who knows? I'm a fucking dumbass that's true yeah like if you're taking your medical advice from me then you've got some very big issues when uh when karan a 27 year old entrepreneur who lives in mumbai recently discovered that he had a low sperm count it was the bleakest day of his life we We've all been there. I don't know. When she saw me, dejected, his wife that is, and lost, she held me in her arms, and I just became a child at that moment. He also went straight for the lactating breasts. See, I've had an uptick in nostalgia for my childhood ever since we had Fritz. But instead of breastfeeding, I've been like listening to old music from my childhood and like you know checking out some old shows that i used to enjoy do i need to be feasting

it might change some things well are you drawn to it okay in terms of milk j where do you rank breast milk in terms of taste with all the other milks. Dylan, you said you're a big whole guy. I am a whole guy. Yeah, you love whole. Whole milk is great. It is. We gave Rhodes a little whole milk in his bottle this morning for the first time.

How'd that go? He didn't like... Man, you're thirsty and you don't know what you want. You open that fridge and there's just some milk sitting there. I mean, it's hard to beat that. Just like power chug it for five seconds and put it back. Dylan, do I have a place for you? Because India is not the only country where this secret fetish seems to be thriving.

In Japan, you can find lactation bars where you can order a glass of the maternal beverage or you can even straight up feed from the source, meaning one of the three resident mothers. So they've just got some mommies that you can just go bury your face in. You can just go straight to the tap. And just get it. Okay. I mean, I'm intrigued. In December 2014, a prostitution ring was busted in beijing

where young lactating mothers were paid to feed their breast milk to adults while powdered milk was given to their own babies well that's just i don't like that at all can we hyper decant the breast milk before we drink it can we human it's actually it's already kind of getting human decanted yeah you can't you're double humaning. Yes, don't. Yeah, only, if you're decanting something, only use one human before you do it. You know, this, I got to say, Vice is really going for our friends in, they're really focusing on our friends in Asia. This has to be a thing that people do here. There's absolutely an underground adult breastfeeding community in here, in this country. There are freaks in every country.

I think that's fair. We are no exception. We being the United States are no exception, David. And unlike a list of freaky things that people can get into, this isn't even that up there, I don't think. Is that a list that you look at often? I don't even know where this list exists, even if it does. But if one were to put this list together this is like this is like 28th percentile on like the weirdness

well i'll say i'll end with this note a staggering number of indian google searches that begin with my husband wants also end with me to breastfeed him. Okay. Have you ever Googled that? I have not. Pull up your history right now. I'm going to do a complete audit of your history. All right, come on.

Do you think Dylan knows how to use an incognito tab? Of course I do. It's a tab that's incognito. Yeah. Where's your little post-it note that you usually put over your camera? Yeah. Would you stop i always thought that was like kind of a just thing that people did in a way but i i never actually felt the need to ever do that myself maybe because the camera on my new computer is the shittiest camera of all time why do macbooks

have the shittiest camera ever do they yes have. I see you do a lot of Zoom meetings on your laptop. They're the shittiest cameras. Brett can tell you. Dave's got a way nicer camera on his laptop than we have. Shout out to Microsoft and their Surface Pro line of laptops. Can I trade you laptops? No, no, no. I don't know if you want to at this point.

I think mine's declining faster than yours. No, I honestly wouldn't want... This one's fine. I wouldn't want to have to deal with the whole password, reintroduce, whatever. Your boy at the AT&T store could probably help. You mean like the Jags?

I was at the AT&T store for like an hour and a half. I had time. As my phone was updating, I went and ate at Nordstrom Bistro by myself. What'd you get? I got a salmon salad.

I love that place. Have you ever had their French onion soup? No. Is it really good? It's the best in place. Have you ever had their French onion soup? No. It's really good. It's the best in town. Have you ever tried the aioli dip that they give you with the fries? Are we going to go see him in Vegas?

I weirdly don't like it. Oh, it's phenomenal. Is there like strawberry in it or something? It's phenomenal. There's something weird in it. There's some kind of weird fruit flavor in it. You're a weird fruit flavor. I sat at the little bar that looks right, that's right next to the kitchen.

And you're watching them prepare it. Pretty well-made stuff. Like, it's high quality. Yeah. Norton Bistro goes hard. I like the warm Asian chicken salad. Might be called something slightly different. Probably something different.

I think I got it right. It's pretty good. Pretty good. You know what i like everland tell us man yeah okay yeah yeah i mess with everlane pretty hard oh like i don't mess with everlane no one's no one's been messing with them as long as i've been messing with them i was a day one everlane stan that's actually facts unfortunately, unfortunately. I mean, you see it everywhere these days. You see me wearing it. My favorite sweater that I've been wearing this year, Everlane.

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that being said i think we should focus here on the actual text messages text messages text messages ah the text messages i read your text messages because that's really what's at the heart of this story um text from bill pelichick you familiar with him. To Brian Flores, former coach of the Dolphins. What is it? You said the potential accidental on purpose text. He definitely did this on purpose. This theory of Will's is so spot on.

I would bet on it. Without Bill Belichick, I mean, who knows? I haven't read the full thing, but without Bill Belichick sending his text, I don't think this spirals as fast as it probably did. The accidental text on purpose. Oops. Oops, the Giants are in trouble now. Made famous by Larry David.

So Bill texted the wrong Brian. Who plays Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Correct. Yeah. He texted the wrong guy, the wrong Brian. We've all been there. Plays George Steinbrenner in Seinfeld. Wow.

Text one, sounds like you have landed. Congrats. Double, maybe triple exclamation? At least double. And then this is where it gets awkward from Flores. Did you hear something I didn't hear? And that's when you're kind of like, oh, no. Because he hadn't got interviewed for the job.

That's the boom goes the dynamite moment and he goes bill responds and this is the least bill belichick thing ever giants question mark exclamation question mark exclamation question mark exclamation have you ever done that that is not bill belichick i'm sorry it's just not him who's doing it who's handling his texting? And then this is where it really hits the wall. I interview on Thursday, he responds. So, okay. And this is, I mean, there's so much, so many sad parts of this entire deal.

But this is when he follows that up with, I think I have a shot at it. And come to find out, they had already had their guy he didn't have he didn't have a shot it turns out no they were they were in his estimation only interviewing him uh to satisfy the rooney rule yes um wayne rooney this also this also brought the man you got arrested impersonating oh this also brought up the time he interviewed for the head coaching job of the denver broncos he claims that um they did it just to appease the rooney rule thing he said that um when he showed up for his interview john elway and forgot who else was in the interview uh showeded up totally disinterested, hungover from the night before, and not really taking the interview very seriously. Hungover from the night before.

Got to say, nothing sounds worse than interviewing someone while hungover. Like having to sit down and be, I got a serious job interview. You can't make a decision if you're like brutally, if you're visibly hungover, you can't make a sound decision about how to hire this person john elway hey john what's your problem dude well said yep thank you thank you do you ever think there will be an age where you don't get hung over anymore no like you just have you know like the exact perfect amount to drink oh yeah never go too far like yeah no for sure i think my dad does that like every day there's like there's a seven-year-old

down the street who's drinking every night does he get hung over like i i know that there's a point i can drink up to and not feel it the next day but if i'm if i'm in the zone. I'm like, I'm going to power through it. Two wild cards on that. Two caveats. Wine and bourbon or whiskey. Whiskey in general. Those are two things where I might have a glass and a half and the next day feel it. And it could be allergy related, who knows? But whiskey is the same for me. I thought you were going to go the other way with it. Wine for me, I can drink an entire bottle of wine by myself, done it many times, and I feel perfectly fine the next day. Perfectly. We actually brought you here to talk about how many bottles of wine you're polishing off.

I know. My drinking is very much. What's the most expensive bottle of wine you've ever had? You want to do a what was the damage on it? No, I'm just asking questions. I don't know. What do you think the damage was on it? I bought a celebratory bottle of Caymus recently.

Really? What is? The cider? No, it was Cabernet. How much was that? Would that set you back? I don't remember. I don't think I...

But it was a special occasion. What was the occasion? I very rarely will treat myself. What was the occasion? Closing on a house. That's awesome. Damn, you bought a house? What was the damage on that?

You took the words right out of my mouth. I don't remember. We're on the same wave over here. We got a good deal on it. We talked him down. Hey, who makes that shirt? Are you freaking serious? It's a 10,000, bitch.

What's the damage on that? I'm sorry. I didn't need to answer like that. Did you get that free or did you have to pay for that? The damage was $0 on this one. You're not going to even talk about your new Sunday Scaries hat that I've got sitting here as well? No, that you're choosing not to wear.

Sorry, I support my friend. It looks a little like you're appeasing, Will. I'm more organic. I don't... Okay. What are you doing? I was literally trimming the wick on a candle. You didn't trim it.

You can't trim with your finger. I just did. See that little stuff on my finger? Just light your dumbass candle. It's not a dumbass candle. You can't trim with your finger. I just did. See that little stuff on my finger? Just light your dumbass candle. It's not a dumbass candle. I'm sorry. You're right.

Hey, that's so fucked. Oh, yeah. If I had to guess how Bill Belichick texts people, one, I would venture to guess that he definitely has giant text on his phone. Yes. I would have guessed that he signed every single text BB. Turns out he only signed one of the texts BB. Yeah, the one where he like felt awkward and signed off. Sorry, I fucked this up. I double checked and I misread the text.

I think they're naming Dabbleble dabble they got dabble i'm sorry about that dot and then he signs off bb does that mean like all right i'm done texting when you sign off it's like yeah if you put your if you don't use your initials in every text but then you use it on that one that means that the conversation's over you might as well thumbs up their last message you pull off your little newsboy cap and you tip it and you put it back on and walk out. Question, how did Bill Belichick get news of the Dabble hiring? Well, he's an NFL coach as well.

He probably has some connections in the league. No, I understand. He's been around for a while, has quite the resume. That information, how did it get out is what I'm saying. He's got people. He's got shooters everywhere. This whole thing, it stinks. You think he's in a group text with some other guys?

Something's off, Dylan? Yeah. I'm a conspiracy theorist here. Something is amiss. I don't know what it is. America's racist. The NFL refuses to hire black coaches. Yeah, but it seems like this is also a smeared job at the same time.

Who's getting smeared? Bill's not getting smeared. The Giants. Oh, the Giants. The Giants. Okay. Yeah, Bill's catching the stray, but it's not like he did anything. Seemingly very innocent.

This is Bill's helmet catch moment. Seemingly an innocent mistake. Is it? This is his revenge for the helmet catch. He's like, you know what? Here you go. I'm going to stick it to the Gi like you know what here you go stick it to the giants yeah here you go i remember that oh you're so maybe bill is the one who's really pulling the he's the catalyst here he's the one he's the one who unraveled this entire thing the accidental text on purpose yeah because without him doing this then he probably would have never known that he got this second interview that was just a total sham you

know what i mean yeah it's an accidental text without this accidental text on purpose to uh brian flores there's no lawsuit the giants on under a microscope i need to start doing more of accidental text on purpose yeah like i'm gonna start texting sally like once a day like god i just love my wife so much oh sorry that was meant for the boys oh sorry i was just standing you my queen in another group text please don't do that I just love my wife so much. Oh, sorry. That was meant for the boys. Oh, sorry. I was just standing you, my queen, in another group text. Please don't do that.

I'm really proud of Sally. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just going to start texting like, oh, no. I don't, you know, I thank you. Thanks for the offer to play golf on Saturday, but I think I'm going to spend the day with the wife and kids. Oh, shoot, babe. Sorry. That was pretty good.

Hopefully she doesn't listen to this episode. Do one right now. What, should I do one right now? Yeah, see what she says. I don't know if today's the day for that. She hasn't responded to my last text message I sent, so I think I'm in the dog house. Can I ask you what the damage is? What's the damage looking like? I don't know. I might have to go buy a bottle of Caymus

tonight. I can't afford that shit. It must be nice. I just did it one time. Did you put it on a credit card? What was the damage? Did you pay up cash for it? I pay with cash. Actually, I pay with cummies.

The most expensive bottle of wine that I've ever personally bought was champagne. Champagne. And it was solely for our engagement. I don't think I'll ever do that again. Luckily, the liquor store was doing a deal that day for all their wine and uh while everything else was about 25 off they made the dom i went there because they were doing the sale the dom was a dollar off very cool a dollar off a dollar off yeah it's really cool yeah it's 0.5 percent savings. It's really cool. Yeah, it's 0.5%. Shouts to Bill.

We'll continue to monitor this story. Again, check out the Too Much Dip livestream, 630 Central. Watch me on YouTube every Thursday for the next two weeks. Every single Thursday for two weeks. Correct. Leading up into the Super Bowl. Yeah. Man, that's so embarrassing Leading up into the Super Bowl. Yeah.

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I'm talking freezing rain, ice on the streets, maybe a couple flurries. Will, you know a little about that. Sign me up at DQ, baby. Bay will be out of town for work. Ooh. Saturday looks like the day. I'm flying solo, except for I will have parks Saturday and Sunday. I have parks in the low bay on Saturday.

You're going to take him out to the diamond? Take some cuts? Work on his fielding? We'll see how the weather holds up, Davey. You know what I mean? But yeah, I'm pretty open. I don't have much at all. So if you guys try to mob Friday, pass this along to him.

Squish the bug. I will. I would love to hear what you guys are up to, and maybe you along to him. Squish the bug. I will. I would love to hear what you guys are up to and maybe you can include me on some of your plans. David? So we got this ice storm

hit later tonight. Tomorrow's going to be an issue. I got a feeling we won't be in the office tomorrow, but we'll see about it. It's just going to be cold for the next four days. I don't think we're going to have

any travel issues over the weekend. That being said, this is our first weekend without football. We got nothing. You want to close those blinds? That's really distracting, Dylan. We only have one game left, Davey. A big one, too. It's a big one, though.

Is Brett, like, particularly excited for this game? As his name is, Big Game? Good question. It's one for all the marbles. name is, Big Game? Good question. It's one for all the marbles. Yeah, so I don't really know. I'll probably spend my Saturday watching college basketball, which is just as fun.

College basketball stinks. I think we got Baylor-Kansas Saturday, which is a good one. I don't know if you guys are aware. I know that we saw that game in Lubbock last night, UT versus Texas Tech. That game reminded me how Baylor won the national championship last season. Yeah. It's crazy. Anyway, I'm probably going to drink some beers.

I have a ton of leftover beers from Rhodes' first birthday party. Turns out I bought way too many. Wife's real happy that our fridge has no room for baby stuff because there's just Guinness. Only one thing left to do. Damn, there were more guinness there's four more guinness i thought we drank all the guinness that's why i left there was four i bought an eight pack i think you and mike could put back two of them each yeah we did i didn't know that there were four left if had i known there were four left i would have stuck around a little bit ubered home um maybe saturday i have some people over just kind of uh road's birthday part part due dude let's run it back run on back this time this time we got nothing you know you have you don't have any obligations

afterward you can bring bring uh the p-man and little bay they like roads you can bring fritz oh i might be heading down to san marcos sorry i forgot about that oh damn big party at the square no my uh sister and brother-in-law live there oh and my niece so you're not going out with college kids no i haven't done that since uh i was in college actually interesting i heard you're going to the water ski park texas ski ranch yeah no a little too cold for that have you ever been there um i have not okay but it looks cool Are you into the water sports? Well, I used to be a hell of a wakeboarder, actually, until I broke my neck.

More of a kneeboard guy. Do you think you have any lingering stuff from that, from breaking your neck? I don't know. Maybe. Because you keep back pain and stuff now. Do you think that's ever derived from you breaking your neck? Could be. Did you tell Dr. Bob you broke your neck previously? No.

You don't think that's something he'd want to know as he's your chiropractor? No, it's not his business. Don't they, do they make you circle on the little chart like where it hurts? There's like a little- There's a little touch screen. You touch the little diagram, the guy.

Do an example. Sunday. Look, I got to be honest. Not much. Probably do a pot roast. I don't know. Fuck yeah. Let's go, Dave.

No, weather permitting, it's going to be, assuming I can find meats, I'm going to smoke something. Sunday's for smoking. Smoke some, bitch. You have my word. I will smoke something. It might just be ribs. Might get wild and do a pork shoulder.

Hell, I could get a wild hare and do a brisket. A briskey? It is gonna be brisk outside. Okay. Now you're just shooting every time you touch the ball. Not even looking to pass. No, you missed. Every time this live studio audience laughs it sounds the exact same it's

kind of weird he's riding the momentum from the headlines segment on monday and he just didn't hear just i didn't even use that i queued that up just for headlines i didn't even use it was that a spooky season sound no i just took it off youtube.com okay it wasn't a randy's game show correct somebody promised us we're getting a randy's game show correct somebody promised us we're getting a randy's game show this month oh we're getting a randy's game show on patreon this month look out on a tuesday near you i can't wait first of the month everybody makes sure they're uh wake up wake up wake up patreon is went through and everything people's cards get changed go check it out it's actually the second of the month whatever it's 2 2 22 just let me fucking deuces damn just twos

everywhere it's two days it's today tuesday no it's wednesday fuck i would've been tight if it was tuesday what are you doing well i'm in the uh i'm in the brainstorming portion of my weekend right now also in the dog house baby i might be in the dog house and if you think i'm in the dog house now wait till saturday because i'm trying to assemble a dangerous night's crew for Friday. You are? Yeah. Here's the thing. My Friday's open.

Here's the thing. Sally's going out with her dangerous night's crew on Saturday, which means that I will be staying at home and enjoying myself a night at home alone. Not only does this leave me with a decision to make about what I'm going to make for dinner on Saturday for myself while Sally is gone with her dangerous night's crew. But this has caused me to, you know, have a little scratch that I need itched. Or an itch that I might need scratched even. Yeah. I'll scratch your shit, man. And I think I'm going to step out on Friday night.

I might not get crazy. I might not be out until all hours of the morning. But I think I'm going to step out and, you know, let myself breathe a little bit. Are you going to holler at your boy? Maybe. Maybe. I'm starting to get the feeling you're avoiding me on the weekend can i ask this uh personal question you don't have

to answer it is sally's dangerous night crew is that her sisters no one of her sisters is included in her dangerous nights crew okay yeah i bet it's lily no but it's emily so you know i need to she thinks i'm trying to get back at her for her going out with her dangerous nights crew. But in reality, I'm just like, oh, well, I mean, if I'm going to be stuck at home on Saturday, then I want to, you know, make something on Friday. Where are they going? What's their night out look like? I don't ask questions I don't want the answers to. They could be going to Thunder Down Under for all I know.

So yours is Friday – when's your open night friday friday friday baby hey my friday is wide open okay i'm ready to get dangerous i will be i want to come over drink garage beers i'm ready to get dangerous i don't know if our dangerous nights crew is like best suited drinking beers in your garage i want to get dangerous davy i got the bluetooth speaker out there i move some stuff around so there's more room do you have a net that we can hit some golf balls yeah i want bay to text me next morning and be like, are you okay? I haven't heard from you. Was last night really dangerous?

Yeah, it was. I want to cheers and say tonight's the night with y'all. Yeah, that sounds sick. Beers down. Get your beers lowered. That sounds sick. Are we lowering beers? We're going to lower beers.

Do people still say they delete beers or is that not cool anymore? No, it's good for our podcast, but I think most people are over it. Yep. Are we going to get Brett in here for breaking news? Just texted him. Brett, who's been out for over a week now with the vid. Is he going to get dangerous this weekend? He's probably leaving

probably ease back into i feel like brett's got leave leave town vibes this weekend but we'll see i guess we'll ask him when he sits down just a second here but i'm very excited to hear from brett as we've spent way too much time apart lately oh he's got the radar pulled up he's talking weather folks oh no that just hey hey are you here this weekend uh yeah you have any plans on friday night uh you have literally no idea will how bad i want to step out he's about to cry he's so happy about this for rhodes party i needed the whatever the table what was that what did you call it the card table the brother of the folding table for your beer dye game and uh i was like i'll come by and get it you have covet don't

worry just put it out brett's like no no i really want to get out let me come drop it off was roads gonna climb the ladder and jump off into the table collapsing it he is bill's mafia yeah thank you for asking because you say if we baptize roads into bill's mafia before he gets weed and boys that's that's a binding agreement he only knows failure of the boys thus far in his one year and bills so and well bills a little bit more tolerable 13 seconds hey guys glad to be back good to have you yeah man pretty clear here you have any breaking news for us bro yeah cold front coming in uh aprax wind is starting to shift as we speak cold is going to get here this later this afternoon i'm in sign me up for this i got firewood yesterday let's ride ready you guys have

fucking fireplaces now in this room but me dylan randy why you gotta bring it up randy's been absolutely flexing his fireplace all over instagram like i don't have one bitch you don't no randy you should do you should do some fireside chats on your Instagram story. Honestly, he should. I would watch that. With a very still camera that's obviously tripod. It's a bad weekend not to have a fireplace. Tough weekend, man.

It is. I'm going to go get some more firewood after this. Really? What's the optimum firewood? Dylan seems like, I feel like Dylan's got a strong take on this. The best smelling is pinion wood. David? That's just your opinion.

Pinion wood. Pinion. I'm a cherry guy. They're cracking up so hard right now. You know what's bad? No one burns cherry wood just to keep a fire going. Definition of shoot or shoot, man. I don't care if I'm 0 for hey man keep a fire definition of shooter shoot man just keep i don't care if i'm over five just your basic oak is a good fireplace wood

you know yeah it's okay oh my god dude it's clay and steph oh we're the splash bros bros hey hey okay. I'm sick of y'all's shit, dog. Anyway. I'm pining for a fire myself. Let's see what these two guys have got. Oh, Brett. Okay. Brett wants in too.

I'm just like throwing oops to y'all, man. You're really not. Okay. Yeah. They're all going over the backboard. All right. No, you're the eighth dude at the end of the bench just waving a towel. Okay.

That's not very nice. That doesn't mean. I'm sorry. What's our player from Texas, the white dude? Cunningham. I don't know his first name. The only dog they've got. He's not a dog. He's like fourth off the bench.

It doesn't matter. He's not a dog. He's the only one who has any heart on that team. Him and Gunn. He stinks, though. Yeah, but that's not what matters. You got to have guys who are terrible who just play hard. He's a 6'3 power forward with a little boy haircut.

He's Eddie Nahara. He wishes. Dude, he used to kill Texas. Yeah, he was fucking dope. I love Nahara. Anyway, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Can you break some news?

Tell us about COVID or whatever. COVID was fine. I didn't have any symptoms for like six days. I've just been sitting in my house doing absolutely nothing. Do you guys want to go big kings? Shoot out at the Golden Corral or Journey? What if I told you we taught Golden Corral yesterday? Oh.

Let's hear Brett's fresh spin on it. I'll get a new twist on it. Well, if you guys talked about the brawl at Golden Corral, then you could probably retire this one. Yeah, I gave them multiple choice, like why is this trending? And they got it right. Well, then in that case, I'll go for it myself. Hey, man, sorry Dylan ruined your segment.

Yep. Okay. Dave, do you want to go Journey or Big Kings? Dylan just got teed up for running into the ref when he was celebrating. Is this Big Tings or Big Kings? Big Kings. Oh. Getting some Big Tings this weekend. We're going to go to the same

places we always go to, have the exact amount of beers we always do, and go home responsibly. Sounds great. No, no, no, no. That sounds too sick. That sounds awesome. You know what? Fuck this. I'm reverting to Will's weekend of fun. We need to try to do a Ranch 616. It's closed, no. That sounds too sick. That sounds awesome. You know what? Fuck this. I'm reverting to Will's Weekend of Fun. We need to try to do a Ranch 616. It's closed, Dave.

They're redoing the whole place. I guess I'll fuck off. Mako's open, though. Making news. I want Big King's news. So we just moved? Mako? Why did Ranch 616?

All right, give me the Big King. They're still in the same place. They're redoing the whole thing. You know what? They probably needed to. I think it's going to be kind of sick. Anyway. You familiar with the uh the big mac it's a hamburger well burger king is coming out with a competitor listen to this two flame grilled beef patties cane sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a

sesame seed bun is burger king's it sounds like a new twist on an old favorite the fact that this doesn't have the third bun in there actually might put it ahead in my rankings in terms of shitty burgers from fast food restaurants put it out there i'm just saying nothing wrong with the mustard whopper yeah a double a double patty burger does not need that third middle bun ever. Either do club sandwiches. I just want to put that out there. If you have a club sandwich at your restaurant and it has a third layer of bread, you don't need that layer. Oh, dude. I went there.

Big facts. I went there. The Big King checks in at 1,009 calories while McDonald's Big Mac only has 550. What's the difference here? Also, what's the damage? probably like 299 i don't there's no way that's like you know the presidential test it's like what's a gallon of milk cost mr biden and i i don't know i don't know how much what a stupid question you son of a bitch that's what he would say remember that call that guy a son of a bitch they put that in the

transcript i thought that was funny well he said it so he did uh just wanted to i always like to keep people abreast of a sandwich wars did you hear our segment about um adult breastfeeding yeah didn't dylan bring that up isn't like a westlake thing india close if yeah if you put an upside down gallon of milk in your in your shopping cart in a shopping cart atB, it's sweeping the nation. That's fun. You know who else is sweeping the nation? Nick Cannon. Speaking of spreading his seed, he's recently announced his wife, or not wife, I don't know what they're...

The mother of his child. Yeah, the mother of his eighth child, Brie Teresi. She is attractive. Johnny Manziel's ex-wife. Really? Yeah. No way. I actually met her at the Houston Dynamo practice facility of all places.

Is that why we're doing the story so you can brag? Yeah. No. This was one big setup. I'm just saying Nick Cannon has announced a celibacy journey. What are you two laughing at? It's going to have to happen offline. Really? Yeah.

Go on, though. Celibacy journey? I might go on one of those soon. Just because you're in the doghouse? I'm just not trying to have a kid right now. He's getting married. Here. Hit the button. That's off. getting married i saw a funny headline that said nick cannon is expecting his um his first child of the calendar year oh my god that's terrible he had three children in the month of june alone

in 2021 are you serious yes how's that possible he spreads that wins okay so here's what happened twins twins with one woman and a child with another their names were uh zillion zilly middle name beers uh zen can't stop drinking zion and zillion all born in the month of june dude he should have just uh met the octo mom remember her she was the octo mom she had eight arms no no no his eight fetuses oh is that right yeah she gave birth to eight kids okay wasn't she on some like some some serious stuff there that it was like yeah basically you're gonna have a bunch of kids yeah i don't think it was a it wasn't a modern marvel of science i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about very cool wednesday man we got big weather rolling in i'm i'm very you know that

feeling right before like i've got big weather vibes you got it too i don't trust big you got a i don't trust big weather man if if i know anything about big weather vibes. You've got it too, bro. I don't trust big weather, man. If I know anything about big weather, it's telling us that it's going to be all cold and stuff, and it's just going to under-deliver. What is your confidence level on the grid holding up? The grid's going to be... The problem is it's an ice storm. It's not a snowstorm or an extended sub-arctic event.

Correct me if I'm wrong. It doesn't even have to be bad in Austin for our part of the grid to go down. Correct. Because it's an independent grid. So theoretically, Dallas could fuck us. Yeah. Like another place could fuck us because we use more energy. And so we get shut off so that other places can have it.

I'm worried that like that's my only worry is that other places are going to get it so bad that we get screwed. We need to have our own grid. Doesn't bother me. I'm off the grid. Like the four of us. We literally have our own grid. Doesn't bother me. I'm off the grid like Kanye.

You installed solar. Dude, every month I get a guy walking in the neighborhood asking if I want to get solar panels. He's like, well, there's a tax credit. I'm like, dude, I'm not going to be. I don't want to do that. It pays for itself after 14 years. Yeah, I'm not going to be here for 14 years. Ooh.

You flipping? I just don't. I think if we if we have another child we're probably we're probably gonna have to do that yeah not making any announcements there's no news no baby news dave i'm on a i'm on an abstinence journey right now so i bet uh celibacy or abstinence i don't know i guess they're the same thing they're kind of similar same vibes i bet i know who um well never mind i was just gonna say i can imagine what brett did uh in quarantine with no symptoms for five days probably probably the same thing dylan's gonna

do with bag on all weekend jeez come on dude no that's what he's saying dylan this this bachelor party uh spreadsheet we have going yeah what about it it's what he's saying. Dylan, this bachelor party spreadsheet we have going? Yeah, what about it? It's not going well. No, Barrett filled it out in the most hilarious way possible. I already corrected a couple columns for him, but yeah, he blew it. What are you doing besides golf? Great question, dude.

Great question, Brett. What are you doing on this trip? You're just like the other guy. Will's out on Thursday golf, out on the Vegas Golden Knights game, and TBD for Friday. The only thing Will's a yes for is STK. Don't forget he's staying at a different hotel. Will's just going for the steakhouse. You stink, baby.

Are you like posting up with a squad? Like what's going on? Oh, I knew it. Wow. Him and Micah. Golf has just been updated too. Yes. Him and Micah, they're staying at the other hotel and they're going to have their own thing.

They're going to go to Blue Man Group without me. Thank you, by the way. I'm kind of pissed that Blue Man Group is getting cucked by golf. Shut up. That's the dumbest thing you've ever said. You're telling me I'm going to show up with a nice bronzed tan instead of being covered in blue splattered paint?

This is bullshit. Odds you paint yourself blue for the flight to vegas no for the show has anyone ever painted up yes the blue man absolutely dude probably every show has at least one dude yeah every show what kind of paint does that require like what's this the paint so it doesn't get everywhere they do the the latex right it like they put it on and it dries so it's basically rubber on you i don't know your sweat would be going off oh i've gotten better about my sweat if i'm being honest i haven't been sweating nearly as much as i used to do you think the okay last blue man group related note do you think that they do they like have like a like a big like

pool that they just jump in a blue paint and it's just or do they have someone apply the paint to them i don't know because i would get old every night just having to go sit in a makeup didn't dylan say his bachelor party was going to be the blue chew man group no i didn't say that um hey last question do you think uh anybody in the blue man group has ever um had intercourse sexual intercourse while a blue man while painted blue 100 percent how much how blue do they get do they just do blue for like all over i don't know man do they have to keep their heads shaved or do they wear those caps those bald caps

they're not capping yeah they're definitely capping I don't know they're capping what's their net worth we've already looked this up didn't we the guy who started it's got a pretty decent net worth 50 million dollars

Shouts to Matt Goldman Who started in 1987 The Blue Man Group is as old as I am Wow That's sick I mean they gotta be going through the motions at this point These aren't the original Blue Man Groups Guys they're too old now

There's new Smurfs? You gotta think there are They have like a farm system For the Blue man group? Yeah. Coach them up. Get some reps in. And they play like San Antonio? Yeah.

Yeah. They start in small venues. Yeah, they get residencies in like small towns. They do the traveling stuff. Okay. Then when you want the main show, you go to Vegas for their residency. See, they're blue. They're men.

I'm going to start the glue man group. I'll say it. I think it's about time we have a female in this blue man group called the blue person group. Blue people group. Who's the hot blue character, Randy, from the comics? Mystique. Mystique, he says.

He knew that pretty quickly. Wait, isn't that... Oh oh yeah yeah exactly yeah that was quick is that scar joe yeah she looks great that's that's scar joe she's a redhead get out of here oh it's jay law shots of jay law all right let's get out of here uh speaking of jay law i saw some tea. Anyway. Oh, did you hear about the tea that there's a Godfather series coming out? Miles Teller. Called The Offer. Miles Teller starred in it, Dave. Really? MT.

Also, Chase from Outer Banks dating Steve Jobs' daughter. Oh, keep spilling. What, he broke up with What's-Her-Face? Sarah Cameron? Oh, yeah. Sarah Cameron got dumped dang dumped keeps going t's addy i don't i don't have any more that's all he's got he now he's dating steve jobs uh the late steve jobs daughter should we stop brett's breaking news and just have brett spill tea at the end of every episode it's the new segment let's get out of here. Bye.