Circling Back - NCAA Narc Line & Dave in the Locker Room | Circling Back 10-8-25

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

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All Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos. All right, we're back, time to get serious, circling back podcast. My name is Dave. Welcome to the show. Thanks to the chat for tuning in. What's up, chat? tip of the cap to you uh producing randall trimbaki hi dude member of the dumb love club it was a free membership they just gave us hats you got the best hat i like the cream and a green color scheme on things nowadays you're gonna like the cream city i mean you were

green and white too pretty much so look at so is dylan everyone everyone is okay cool we're very matchy matchy today look at us matchy matchy he said oh we're very handsome fellas the three of us together you know that sounded a little patronizing from the hottest man on the planet no it's not that he kind of felt like he was patting us on the head a little bit like he was little buddying us Jesus anyway what do you got going randall I guess I guess it's just not looking like the hottest man the planet I said you were handsome and then Dave Dave took it Dave just squashed it My allergies are tripping.

My name is Zyrtec. Stupid. I'm here to get rid of your allergies. Really dumb off-show character. It's now an on-show character. Sirtec. How's that post-ACL life? It's been fine.

I stayed up a little light last night to hang out with a buddy. We guys gaming? No, no. We were watching Peacemaker. My ex came over. My old roommate. But he actually left at, like, you know, 10.30. So I just stayed up late.

Bro, I was drinking peacemakers. Your ex. Mm-hmm. And it's just a dude you used to live with. Yeah. All right. It's one way to refer to him. Yeah.

I was saying out with my XX at ACL, though, too. That was the guy I lived within Chicago. Oh, really? Us, me, him, and the seven rats we had to kill. Damn, how'd you all kill him? Rat traps. did you ever have to put one out of its misery um sure we should have that's a bad story okay it wasn't fully dead i let it go but you know during hell week when i was a pledge so in the

in the frat house we had a bit of a rat problem among the many other yeah only since i was a rat among the many other problems in the house do you know we had a bunch of frat rats that came dude we had so many rats that they had a rat trap set up in one of the closets and one morning we all to sleep together in the house and like this one room and this one of the actives brought out a rat trap and he's holding it like that and it caught two rats at once on with the same trap and these they were big fuckers too oh yeah two rats one trap damn and i was like get about my trap house that's a long time before that song came out yeah i did really what you said i didn't i didn't say that no but i was like wow we have a major rap problem is what i actually yeah it's

like wow this this house shouldn't be here and then we had to eat them damn really for sustenance to uh yeah we had we went through that too that part's not real but the it's good eating it dims is good damage is real good if you can get some of that cell from the mediterranean it ain't too bad dude my my great great great uncle stopped by yesterday you weren't here uh sat in for spooky season really a bit of an oversharer you know how you don't discuss your finances publicly gerald chivalry the exact opposite that's all he wanted to talk about his name is gerald that's all he wanted to talk about is his finances and how he just he kept gaining his farm back and then losing it back and losing it how was he losing it one of them was a

a poker game. A crazy game of poker. It was a crazy game of poker. I forgot the other ways. He lost it, but he just wouldn't stop. Damn, well. Nice feller. Tune into that.

That's all Patreon. Spooky season, episode one, season seven. It's live now. You can go on there and check her out. You can. I think you're going to like it. From what I've heard, it's pretty good.

Some real good stories. Got some good stories in the inbox this morning. One that the subject line made me laugh, and I cannot wait to read it, wait to read it. But it's really good. We're going to record listener voicemails later. 888-618-618-48-4-2. Leave us a voicemail. It's not Fumble to Coochie Week yet, just to be clear.

Okay? Not yet, but it will be. Which I don't even know what that means. That's something Dillon's always pushing. Explain to the folks at home what that might mean. Fumble the Coochie Week, as Dave. coined it I did not is when like maybe you have a young lady that um you're interested in and maybe she's interested in you and things are going well but at some point along the way

you fumbled it and you things just fell apart and the i don't follow sports what is fumble the hookup didn't happen is that like so when you're running with a football um you want to hang on to it okay but if someone knocks out of your hand it's loose it's a live ball it's a fumble no no You want to jump back on it or a teammate, but the other team also has a chance to jump on. And then it's their ball if they do. Okay. I got you. Yeah.

What if you're a lady? Ladies is pimps too. What do you mean? But if they have a story like that. I mean, it could be about fumble and that. Yeah. Lates can also fumble the what? I guess ladies can also fumble coochie.

Yeah, they can. Yeah. But what would the other one be? Wiener? No. You need to have some. I'm not using the C. It would be a little more biting.

Chelsea and I, we have a can opener at the house. What a coward. The brand is called, it's spelled like K-U-C-H and then the E with like the double dots over it, craft. And we just call it the Coochie Craft. That's pretty funny. We got a good kick out of it. I don't know how you actually pronounce it, but we call it the Coochie Craft. She's pervert alert.

So you got the Coocheecraft brand of kitchenware. You got called the Coochay. You got to put a little twang on it. I don't know, man. Let's see. I'm here to tell you guys how to do your inside joke. Coochie craft. That's what I'm here for.

Dude, it's so sick. Oh, the double dots are over the O, not the E. Damn, that shit must hit hard if you're Dylan. Here's the one we have, yeah. See, look. The coochie craft. Yeah, I believe you. It's ergonomic.

It is. It actually is great quality. How often are you using a can opener? We make a lot of tuna salad. You know that. I just took your girl to the dance and just hit the can opener over and over. It's true. I saw them.

Isn't that a dive into the water? It's a, there's a can opener. Oh, I didn't know that. It was a pool party. Isn't it the one leg, like the knee behind the, whatever? I don't know. It doesn't matter. Yeah, that's the dive.

You hold one. One knee up and a leg is straight out. But seriously, though, how often you guys using the can? open quite often like we said we make a lot of tuna salad once a week we make two in salad and we got to open those little cans of tuna a lot of people have trouble with the the modern or I guess the traditional can opener not me you got to be careful not to let the top of the can fall into whatever it is because there's a lot of bacteria I'm a pro with the Kucci crack trust me is it have the little magnet on

it to where you can pull the top up no after you do it you get that broke boy can opener no this is this is this is This is an all-business candle. You got that busted-ass one. No, you got to know how to use it. It's like a professional grade. It's the Coochie Craft. It's top of line.

It's not clocking to you. No, I think... What's going on? Somebody's here. Is it hot pie? I should probably just not acknowledge every time. Hey, is it hot pie media? Answer my question.

That doesn't look like it. We got this big old current up here to maybe to get you guys not as distracted. You got back in touching days. base days you guys cannot someone could not walk by the studio without you guys no he's barrett oh look he's wearing man yeah it was just it was quite distracting we're still distracted you can't see brett's on phone call trying to pretend like he's doing business in there the wash newsletter will drop it's got blogs in it drops on Friday great time to jump into that washed dot substack.com and of course go to washmedia

shop if you're looking for some merch great merch um it says here don't follow at do you know it show it says follow at do you know it show are you looking at the rundown did you did you did you add in the downtone let me not this is whatever you do follow it says do okay follow at do you know it show explain what is that randy i don't know what that is that is uh the social media for do you know it show a trivia a former trivia patreon podcast that is now a social media then one day will become a YouTube show. But right now it's just a social media account while I'm doing daily trivia and games

and just did a music one. This month it's all spooky season. We're doing spooky trivia. Are you making sure to share those across all platies? I'm circling back. It is on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube. Do a collaborative post with circling back.

Ooh, okay, next one I will do. I will collab with circling back. I've been reposting from Circling Back. But, oh, my goodness, sorry, the group chat. The retail therapy group chat is going nuts right now. In a good way or bad way? I don't know. Who knows?

They're working on a guest. Yeah, they're working on a guest for later today. But anyways, yeah, go follow. Do You Know It Show? Trying to get as many of those out, get that following up. And wherever you enjoy your social media, follow it. Why do you sound low energy? Because I am.

Why? Because I stayed up way too late watching. Is it because the Zyrotech ain't hitting yet? He got high with his, with his ex. Oh, did you guys get high? I did. I did. You did.

Yeah. Then I stayed up late watching anime and, and or instead of going to sleep. What's, how, what's late for you? It's probably like close to two. Damn. Sheesh, dude. Yeah. We're going to have to have a talk.

I haven't stayed that up that late in a while. You've been drunk, problem? Yeah. Have you been taking too much Zyrtag? I take that off-brands Zyrtag. I take that that, that, that, that, That Walmart Zyrtec that equates Zyrtec. I know about that.

You should take the real Zyrtec. Nah. Nah. I stopped taking Tylenol, too. I'll tell you what. Zirtec's not doing enough for your boy, all right? I got this constant little tickle of my nose. I'm just fucking over it, dude.

You made a noise yesterday that I've never heard come out of you or maybe even any human. Really? The throat scratch? That wasn't a throat scratch. It really was. You said it wasn't. You got a tickle in your throat. You can't, you know, you can't, like, put your fingers down there and scratch it.

Yeah, but you got to, yeah. A throat scratch to me is like, here, this is going to be disgusting. It's like, like, that's a clear. That's a clear. That's a clear. That's not a scratch. That's a clear. Yours was like, whoop. Want me to do it?

No, it's very awfully. Don't do it. Do it. No, no, don't. They says no. I like the idea of someone out there like, oh, I'm a throat itches and they put their fucking fingers out. Jesus.

People know. Dude, listen, if you're watching, don't clip that what Dylan just did. Don't do it. Please don't do it. That one part, don't isolate that one part and post it on the internet. I'm definitely not the first person. I learned the move from someone else. Like, people do it.

Yeah, people, no, I know they do, but usually it's like, like I probably used to do it. And then I realized other people could hear it. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, fuck. It's unpleasant to hear. I understand that, but I had to do it, man. I was desperate. I don't need to do it now, though.

Maybe you need some of me. Put some of me in you. I've got the decongestin. If you really want to get zooted off me, Zyrtec doesn't have decongestant. You can get Zyrtec D though, awesome. Can you?

Yeah, I think you've got to show them your license. They got to make sure you're not going to buy a bunch and go smurf. Allegra D. Get your boy just straight zooted. Does it really? I love that stuff. Only like the first two I take. take, and then after that, it doesn't make...

I think it lowers your IQ if you take it too long, like five points. True story. And I took it for a significant amount of time, like, daily. So that's why I'm a total dip shit. You know how... What's the spray? Ketamine. No, no, no.

The spray. Pepper? They put up your nose. Oh, the clearing... Cocaine? What's he talking? Saline. Oh, my God.

What's it called? Speaking of lean, I'm gone. double cupped up y'all but the when your nose is stopped up uh decongestant spray like i don't know what i'm talking about i mean there's a lot of different brands what is the chat saying dude uh they're saying shout out today for turning me on to turn style a legit juxtile a legit juxtap play of punk and grooves that's what they're saying well thank you chat thank you for knowing that uh you're talking about uh this i know what you're talking about the decongestant one yeah the green it's it comes in a green little tube thing nays an x

There's a different one Flonase Flonase I'm supposed to take it It's me naisanax There's like a hard cutoff You take it for like Six weeks

You're supposed to just Because it's not good for you The people who do the Afrin is not That's when you get Affron That can F you up That one doesn't like

Improve your shit That just like Dries you out It doesn't like Stop the Body from I don't know I look, I'm not a doctor. I tried to get into med school, but I took Allegra D too much, and then I failed my boards or whatever. Anyway, I think Nate Bargazzi has a bit where he talked about how his dad did it for like 30 years.

And the doctor was like, wait, what? He goes, yeah, I've been doing it for 30 years. And he made him stop. He was addicted to it. Damn. That's all I got on that. That's sad. That's a sad story of addiction. I guess we'll make light of it. I'm just taking Zirtak. it's going to be a polarizing bit it's not going to make it the bit madness it's not he's an alien right but he's from zertron from planet zertron and he's here to defeat histamines which i still think is the laziest thing that it's like being named earth earth tech and you're from earth must kill histamines what the fuck's a histamine man i don't know but i'm anti them tell you that much so was zirteg dude back in uh high school football they called me

mr mean they called me mean dave green they didn't call me that there's a there's a neighborhood in dunkville called the green and the rumor was that mean jo green like it was like it was like his investment i don't know if that's ever been confirmed and it wasn't like particularly nice it was just a normal neighborhood it's like yeah i mean jo green that's like his neighborhood that he bought. That's so sick. I don't think it's true, though. There's no way. That's true.

In Duncanville. You know. I don't know. If you know if that's true, let me know, chat. One thing I do know is true. Underdog fantasy is where I'm going tomorrow. Maybe today. Because the football season is back and full of swing.

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People think that that's sped up Can you confirm that that's not sped up Not sped up? It's sped up to like 1.0. Just a guy operating at a high level. Go back and I can't remember exactly what episode it was But yes, that is not sped up.

That is Dave 100% like two weeks ago. You've never operated that high of a level, have you? No, I haven't. No, you have not. I haven't. Randy, I want to hear you read that disclaimer as fast as you can't. No, it's not going to do that. I could never match that.

I could never do it again. Let's just say if I had my own thing, I would be pre-recording every ad. I'm not doing them live. It's not a bad idea. Yeah. Pre-record. Pretty standard, actually. It's a pre-record.

We do things a little bit differently here. Like, we have a segment about what Dave heard in the gym locker room this morning. You ready for this? Yes, I am. Hit that intro. Dave in the gym locker room this morning. Why is he so low energy today? Did anyone snap your bare bottom with a wet towel?

No. Oh, man. No. They didn't. That's too bad. I try to minimize the amount of time my bare bottom is exposed in the locker room. Do you face the lockers when your bare bottoms out? Yeah.

Keep that thing away? Yeah. Yeah, me too. But it doesn't, sometimes you wonder, it's like, is that the move? your bare butts exposed and you don't know what's going on behind you is there somebody there like sniping picks and he's going to sell them online like dude i just saw the best ass in austin i'm gonna like that'd be fucked up i mean that's literally what dylan or brett did wasn't me okay i can't remember who took the picture of the austin ass man was that brett that's right john god that was a

breathtaking backside on that young man um god i forgot about that guy he was the head the cocky outfit on two. He had a wife pleaser tucked in to jeans. Yeah, it was a wife pleaser and like just super hot, perfect ass. Anyway, you heard something in the locker room or something? Yeah, I'm trying to do a segment here. He had the same outfit you had on it, except for he had a wife pleaser instead of the fabletics tank. It was the exact same one that you had. Yeah, you're not one to talk. You came in here rocking asleep, like looking like Morgan Smallen. What? Morgan Smallen. than Morgan Wallen.

Are you? I really don't know how big that guy is. Yeah, dude, come on. Let's just say, Dylan, you've got a lot in common with him. I'd eat him for breakfast. A little too much,

if you know what I mean. I don't. A little too much. He's, oh, he's a talented vocalist like me. Yeah, that's what I'm referring to.

Yeah. Yeah, a little more than that. I'm just joking. I don't know how big Morgan Wallen is. He's probably like 5, 10, He's smaller than me. It's all you need to know.

I'd pommel him, dude. Oh, yeah, I think you probably could take. Morgan Wallen's height is 510. His what? His height. Heath the. Heath the. What?

His height is 510. That's his roster height. Height. Oh, my God. My roster is so full right now. Really? Yeah. Luke Combs is only 5'9.

Is that right? He seemed bigger at Grandex. But then again, I wasn't in the studio. with him. I think I just saw him walk by. He's a bigger fellow, though. He's a larger lad. He's not like jelly roll big. You like jelly roll, don't you?

What's up with that dude, man? He's everywhere. He's, he's really, he's got the machine behind him pushing him. He's 6'1. Jelly roll? Mm-hmm. I believe it. Yeah, I believe that.

And Randy Orden is 6'5. Who? Randy Orden. Okay. the wrestler yeah why are you just pulling random for some reason for some reason people also searched for ran i think jelly roll did some some wrestling oh okay that makes sense why logan paul is also here uh the paul brothers are big yeah logan's like really big in a w w e now isn't he is a big heel yeah jake paul i i think jake paul probably takes you it's the training

the constant training obviously unlimited resources and training for years you know I love how he just, he picks his opponents and they're all either much smaller or way past their prime to fight. It's really cool how he gets to do that. It's, it's honestly like a bit that I don't respect, but I do at the same time, and like, I acknowledge, like, there is good to this bit. He's making a mockery of the sport. That's fair.

But speaking of, guess what Dave heard in a locker room this morning? This is just my way of telling people that they've got some work done in the Jim and a little. I got some work telling him this morning. what did you hear in the locker room after you got your work in why do you ask this is what the segment is yeah they're on the rundown here it says what dave uh heard in the locker room thank you randy um so i just got the showers changing i'll hear anything from like i'll hear some light politics usually people don't get too into it they just they don't like to get into like the culture war stuff too bad um you'll hear a lot of u t football a lot of art stuff um today i

heard two guys and they were in the section over from mine and they were just talking like hey man how he'd been he's like dude you excited got NBA starting up spurs other guy goes no I don't really follow the NBA he goes NBA is not real basketball okay and I was like I immediately like was thinking oh this could go a number of ways so I kind of paused and I like I'm like I didn't press my ear up but I was just kind of like on alert I'm like where's he gonna go with this he goes and he doubled down he was just not a real basketball meaning what he goes I follow college oh god he's like it's more this that's what the sports intended to be he's like it's more pure and I was like man this is such a two decades ago take does he mean like schematically and

I think he means hero ball's an NBA game you know that's after that the other guy kind of sense that like their conversation wasn't really going in the direction he wanted you know he was just throwing something out there and um he didn't really um press him he was just kind of okay yeah he's like oh yeah like i mean texas you know they've been disappointed he started talking about texas basketball a little bit and then the other guy's like yeah you know i just i like i like college ball i watch it i watch uh i watch a lot of it like i love the tournament i was like okay which is funny because i don't know if you've watched a lot of college basketball the last couple years. Unfortunately, yes. It's actually pretty shitty. I don't watch. I watch very little college

basketball. Like, you get like a, maybe you'll get lucky and get some games in the tournament that come down to the wire and, you know, maybe some upsets. But just a run of the mill, like actually watching for quality college basketball, it's not great. Yeah. It's really not. It's not like the fundamentals of old it's it's a lot of guys in a lot of kids you know with n i'll it's like you get people who i don't know you get teams that aren't really um they don't really play together well so i don't know what the fuck that guy was talking about yeah i think he just said that i think the guy got pressed a little bit on like found his way in an NBA conversation the guy doesn't follow NBA probably for other reasons probably because he just doesn't care and he was

like oh fuck i don't know shit about the NBA so i just got to like kind of buck up a little bit against it like no i don't watch that like he did that that bit i don't follow much NBA and if that you know conversation were brought to me i'd be like i just don't watch a ton of NBA sorry i don't have much here for you i feel like you have enough knowledge to fake your way through an NBA conversation yeah i could i could i know i know a little bit about especially one that's spurs going to be spurs centric right yeah that's my team yeah so it was just it was just it It was an L. This guy took the L.

Yeah, the NBA is fairly high-level basketball last I tuned in. Yeah, I don't really know where that guy's coming from. But it was funny because it was kind of like, there were people kind of like, well, it's not real basketball. Yeah, I mean, it is. It is. By definition, actually. Yeah.

Like, I wonder what that, I wonder if that guy just doesn't like all the slam dunks or he doesn't like all the threes. I don't, what, it's much athleticism, too much length. Yeah. these guys are too good you got yeah i don't know that's weird he's like i just you got you got centers out taking threes you got you know stretch fours stretch fives yeah guys pulling out from the logo you're a stretch four aren't you on a good day yeah yeah yeah so i don't like it just not for me okay i risk you know what if that is his true take i i respect his authenticity

college basketball is really frustrating for me to watch i feel like it's it's the streakiest of of all the sports if your team gets up by 16 in the first half like who gives a fuck the other team's gonna close that gap at some point it's so i hate it i hate it it's so stressful i'm like i'm a casual when i still get stressed out watching college basketball this is not a good bet payoff but one that would be kind of funny would be you have to um you're like fantasy group or whatever they get to pick a college basketball team and you have to watch every college basketball game and you have to give a synopsis to the game

and it can't be AI. That's so lame. That's a lame punishment. Like you got to go follow like New Mexico State. Oh. Oh. Oh. That sounds bad, doesn't it?

Do you want to hear a fantasy football punishment that I just was told about this past weekend? Yes, we do. This is from former intern current part-time or cool at him okay he's a whimsical boy yes very whimsical go follow him uh that one of their friends had to go trick or treating and get 20 pieces of candy in the middle of july oh my god it's that no i'm i i've quit the league yeah i'll just i'll just go trick or treat on the highway it took him like it took him like apparently three hours you're just as a a leprechaun the

middle of July and Austin go to random people's house. Apparently couldn't tell them why. He just had to go get 20 pieces of candy. That's dangerous. Yeah. That is dangerous, actually. Dude, as a leprecha? Especially as a grown man? Grown man, just go out, trick or treat.

Do you have any candy? You're like, babe, there's a crazy person from a porch. It seems like a terrible. First of all, if I see a leprechaun knocking my door in July, I'm not answering the door. Oh, Dylan. Mr. Schivory, please.

I just need a little Mr. Schifery, I need a little bit of candy. I'm talking to him through the door. Hey man. This ain't it. He's definitely on someone's ring camera. Yeah, the thing I said, the only way that you could

like portray it is they have to go trick or treat and it's like, all right, clearly this guy has to do this for some reason, like, but you can't like tell him that's for fantasy football. But man, that sucks. That's a funny one. Did he get to pick his costume or do they

picket. I don't know. Well, who keeps candy just at the ready, you know, not many people just have candy laying around the house. Like, I'm going to shut the door and lock it. I'll go check the pantry. I mean, we know you've got some Charleston shoes at the red. I do. I do, actually, yeah. Parks hooked me up. Did he? For my birthday, he got me like a bundle. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, he knows I like him. He's a good kid, man. I think Chelsea, think Chelsea helped him out with that one oh sweet old he's a good ball player he's a real ball player he's a good kid man

shout out the cool item though you know what I'm gonna do speaking of ball players I'm gonna see if our ball player friend wants to do the show soon okay you know what I'm talking about Brent yeah

that's him yeah okay right yeah could see good guy good dude talk about his uh Mississippi State Bulldogs. Bulldogs, man. Took their first L.

It's okay. Still a good team. That's okay. Still moving the ball. Just got to limit those turnovers. Be all right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I feel like the leprechaun costume is not a good costume to do. No, because it's creepy. It is creepy, right? You got to do like, you got to go funny. But I don't know, man. Like, what's the best costume to adult trick or treat in July with? It has to be some sort of Halloween, but you can't go, like, straight up, you know, a scream or something like that.

That's a little too. Yeah. I'm going to go back to how dangerous this is. In a stay-in-your-ground state, you don't want to, in July, as a grown person, dressed up in costume, but you just be knocking on random doors, man. Yeah, they only did that one for one punishment. They didn't go back to that punishment. It's not safe. They realized, yeah, this sucked.

I live in a stand-all business state. Because, I mean, someone's my thing. This is a crazy person on my front door. I got a Tuley right here. That's a bad idea. Just saying, man. Yeah, not a good bit, but funny. We're talking about it.

I mean, we are talking about it. It's funny. No, I'm like, I would not do it. I would not recommend it, but it is funny. Yeah, I might just be like, yeah, I'm just going to quit the league. I also thought a really funny skit would be because one of my buddies, he's in six leagues.

Like, how funny it would be if there's like a skit of someone that's in six leagues and had a terrible year and lost all six and then had to all six punishments six is three's too many yeah that'd be funny your players start to work against each other you know like you're going to lose one of them like you got jimar chase who goes off on your team but then jimar chase is the reason you lose on another yeah another team yeah mathematically speaking you're going to be doing something Yeah, bud. You know what I'm going to be doing is wearing my robe back.

Oh, yeah. I got to go hop on. You haven't told them what we want yet, have you? No. Cool. I need to go check out. Yeah, they have a huge fall release. Can we talk about the thing that you're going to get?

Starts with the she. Ends with the accet. A shacket? Yeah, can we talk about that? Yeah. They have jackets. They have jackets now. They have shackets.

They have shackets now? They have freaking shackets now. A freaking shacket, y'all. A freaking shacket. Yo. They fly now? What aren't you getting? It's not clocky?

Dude, they got shackets. They have like a heavier crew neck that's coming out. I saw that. That's on my list. Of course, I got your old favorites. There it is. It's just your polos. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. Man, they have the women's stuff they have. I can't speak to it myself as I have not tried it on. But Chelsea likes their stuff. Oh, that's a nice down jacket they have. Are you kidding me? Yeah, that's good stuff.

Are you kidding me? And performance jogger over there, they got QZs and hoodies. If I were you, I would listen. Oh, look at that on the far right. They have a hybrid jacket that has like a vest plus these super lightweight sleeves. It's perfect for like a cool under wall. Perfect for a guy like you whose arms get cold. Your arms get cold when you're podcasting.

They do. Oh, is it the shacket? Yeah, it's the shacket, man. Wow. Is it not clocking? No offense, dude, but they found a hotter guy to model the shacket. I'll beat the shit out of him What's his height

I don't know That dude's 5-8 No that dude's that dude 6-3 That guy yeah that guy's gonna beat your ass That dude's 6-3 I will bury I will fucking bury that That guy will fold you like a chair

I will no This guy's gonna put your head in the mud I will make him cry Dude absolutely He's not that hot Yes he is That guy's not that hot That guy would tap you out

He's gonna give you a swirl He's not that hot Yeah he is I hope you like you a little bare bottom Let's ask Casey Smith Who's harder I'm sorry dude but I'm just looking at that guy

and he would absolutely wreck you. The other guy's hotter. That guy right there on the right. He's hotter than the other guy. Yeah, that dude also beat the shit out of you. Oh, yeah. This guy's going to give you a wet willy. This guy would put on the Sheffield shirt

and just absolutely just kick your ass. I will steal his girl. He's going to pick up the flag hole. We're going to hold hands and watch a movie and I'm never going to call it again. That guy puts on his extra large Sheffield shirt and just puts you out. That's a medium dog.

You're going to be saying. Does it say like model is blank? Where's a blank? Hold on. Let me look right here. It says, model is extremely good-lucky. Do the expand the text over there? He is actually proficient in Jiu-Jitsu and all UFC and can kick down fast.

All-U-Sk, not just part of him. He's trained in multiple disciplines. I don't care. He doesn't have dog in him. He's also super rich. Oh, and it says he stands on business. He doesn't have dog in him? You don't stand on business.

Oh, Wait-Hon has dog in him. Yeah, yeah, sorry. No, this guy would cry if he saw me in the octagon. You can use code washed 20 one time. Load your cart up and then I'll get you 20% off. So go check out all this new stuff. Find a way. Figure it out.

Find a way to use it. Wash 20. Load the card up. Hoss. Go up to the hat. Whoa, whoa. Hold on. Yeah, dude.

Hold on. The 1990 classic. Yeah, bro. What? What? Yeah, dude. The 1990? They're like that.

Oh my God, dude. I'm going to have to get that. Oh, look, that got cream and green too. Oh, Randy, that's your hat. That one's even better looking. Randy, if you don't get that hat, I will. Randy, get the hat, dude. I kind of like this one, though, because I already have a cream.

You would. I do like this one. Yeah, you would like that hat, wouldn't you? Yeah, you would like. Yeah, you would like, you guys just liked it literally fucking 20 seconds ago. God, I'm going to call all these models to beat your ass. Look at this guy. They're going to need to all get together to beat my ass.

Look at this guy. Because one-on-one. Oh, my God. That guy would... I'm going to have this guy. I'm going to twist him in a pretzel. He looks like he would roll over your Roth IRA and beat your ass. Yeah, for sure.

I'm going to stretch his legs back behind his head and just fucking toss him like a frisbee. What the fuck? Salad style? What are you talking about? No, I'm going to toss him. I got to put his legs right and toss him. I'm going to roll him down the fucking driveway here onto the street. Like the fat kid and hook?

Yep. What? Exactly. Okay. Glad we clarified. What you're going to do. to the guy modeling the base queues it pullover. I got a good jaw line and I'm fucking good hairline

and I'm standing here with me. Shut up. He's about to give you a hairline fracture. Beat the fuck eggs. Yeah. Anyway. Anyways, go get some row back. It's up with this NCAA Narcline.

I'm sure you know all about it. So it turns out, David, that the, what's a committee called? The College Sports Commission. Generate. Today, we launched an anonymous tip line developed in partnership with Real Response HQ that allows anyone to confident. No, Randy. Confidentially. Confidentially.

I know the word. Report potential rules violations around third party NIL deals and revenue sharing directly to the CSC. Again, that's the College Sports Commission. Yeah, I'm sure this is not going to get abused at all. Isn't it the, isn't the anonymous tip line just a glory hole? I don't get it. He's trying to act like you didn't get it, but he gets it. Yeah, he gets it.

Yeah, you get it, Dylan. It's a narcline, dog. I'm sure no one will ruin this immediately. Yeah. like imagine the so we've had someone poison a tree you think that that's gonna do you think the that kind of person which there's like a million of them right are going to uh handle the opportunity to potentially take you know take the piss out of one of your rivals by just leaving an anonymous tip who has to sift through

that surely they'll use like AI because there's no way it would be impossible possible. People were going to get bored and be like, oh, yeah, Oklahoma has got a serious drug problem on campus and their players are selling drugs. By, oh, John Meteer's gay, bye. You know, it's going to be much of that, like just prank calls. A lot of prank calls. Yeah, like that's not helpful. Thank you. By the way, John Meteer might be playing. I saw a report this morning that he's likely to play. What's that line looking like? Was a question Dylan's been asked. Last I saw a Texas minus two one and a half two is somewhere in there. Dude, what do they know? They're expecting a bounce back game. This is a bad idea. I'm just going to say this is a bad idea. If they

have one, it's one thing, but don't, you shouldn't tell everybody. You can't tell, you can't go on Twitter. Of all places to post this. You can't post on it. I heard Archmanning bet a hundred dollars on the Purdue, Minnesota game. It's going to happen. Or you're going to have people like doing it on their own players. He's taking the go over. though for sure yeah for sure you're gonna have people doing their own play like calling in like you're looking new bits

dude fraternities are going to get a hold of this and just just fucking go to town on it you know yeah Dave Miranda is drinking and driving there's no proof of that

also there's nothing to do with revenue sharing or third party NIL I want to do the thing, yeah, this is, this is great. I hope they release like a best of, just a compilation of the best calls. Lane Kiffen took $50,000 from boosters to get an in-person massage at his home. Oh, you turn it, okay, how it works, multiple access points, reports can be submitted via text message, email, or web form. It says here the number is 512.

Oh, there's also a, no, there is a phone number. Yeah, it's 5-1-2-6. That's my phone number. Yeah, why is your phone number the NARC line? Are you sure it's not Micah? Micah's a big NARC? No, I deal. Okay.

Of all the things you can call Micah, if you say NARC, he gets the most upset. I've got a sneeze coming off. I got to sneeze. Oh, here we go. You're muted. Sneeze. Sneeze, we're all watching you. We're all, yeah, the sneeze.

Look at the light. Look at the light. No, it'll come back. Look at the bright lights. I've already muted your mic, man. Come on. Just pretend you're... Wow.

Are you already muted? You've been muted. He's on the Zyrtec. Okay, people can still hear it through Dave's mic, but anyways... He needs more Zyrtec. It's not enough. Do a Zirtec, and I'm, uh... I bet you won't.

You can submit it via anything. They're making it too easy, man. Hey, so not to get locally political, but... Attorney General Ken Paxton, the much maligned, tweeted yesterday, breaking all caps. I'm launching an undercover operation to infiltrate and uproot leftist terror cells in Texas. And it's like an executive or an AG's like order for immediate release, a compress release. So he's letting people know that he's launching this undercover operation to infiltrate leftist terror cells in Texas. So if you're a, if you are a leftist terror cell in Texas, you now.

know that you better be weary of the new guy. A lot of leftist terror cells. You got to be weary of the new member, like shows up like, I don't trust this guy. I saw this tweet where they just launched this thing. This guy Gary seems really eager to get involved and I just don't trust him. That's my, like, why would you tell everybody, dude? It's undercover. Why would you, it's not undercover anymore. Are you just scared, Dave? You're the Texas cuck. They're coming for you. They're not a terrorist. Thank you. As far as I know. He terrorizes me every day. I just stand on business. Yeah, see it.

That's all I do. If that's a crime, then so be it. I'm ten toes on business. You're not. This is stupid, man. You're not on business. You're really not, honestly. I'm on, what do you, in what way am I not on business?

Dude, just the way you've been acting. It's true. I thought I've been acting pretty business-like. No, you haven't. First of all, you got this runny nose that's annoying everybody. You make weird noises with their things. throat instead of doing what a normal person does and just put all your fingers down your throat and just scratch it yeah like that um also like i don't know man

whatever dude just your vibe has been off i'll fucking roll you down this chels and i were talking about it's driveway too chels was saying that she just doesn't know what's up she she's been saying that she was telling randy and me you guys are on a group text three way call yeah we were doing a three way call i don't have to talk to her about that she's not you're not telling me any of this well right yeah for a good reason well we're undercover i'm gonna submit an as part of an under cover operation i'm gonna submit an anonymous report real quick oh he's doing it's doing it you're typing it what i say good look hey good look they'd say why did j j lose to arkansas state nope it's about randy and it's about Dave.

To whom? To the committee, dog. The college sports commission? Yeah. I don't play sports. About us hanging out

and talking to your girl? I'm going to send him an email right now. Like, y'all are fucking lame. Y'all are some boners for this. You're crazy for this one. Y'all are just a bunch of boners. More like the college boner commission.

Oh, the commission about getting the fastest boner. Fastest, quickest time getting a boner. All right. All right. All right. Oh, I got a haircut at one.

I got a little bit of time. What's Daddy going to do for lunch? These are all part of a new segment. Like, what's going on a day's head right now? You want to talk about this athletic article real quick? I know you do. You want to make everything about it? I really don't.

No, it's widely getting mad. Yeah, I don't want to have too much arch content on the show. And I know a lot of people don't care too much. They should care. You know why? Why? I don't really know. I probably shouldn't.

The athletic wrote an article yesterday. The dude's name is Eric, Eric Gay. Okay. No, I'm sorry. He's wanted to do the picture. I don't want to, Eric, Eric Gay didn't not write this article. What's the picture? It's just an Associated Press.

His name is on the thing. He didn't write it. Anyway. Can I ask a question? Did you read this? I don't have a subscription to the athletic. Oh, my God. So we're going to talk about what the article might say.

No, there's plenty No, my only thing is Did he get wrong by his editor with the headline? Or, I don't know. What is the actual title? Because you know, sometimes that happens, like somebody write a column and it's nothing crazy and then they'll be like, the editor,

whoever, you know, they'll change the headline to make it way more clickbaity. Is Arch Manning College Football's first flop? Okay. It says many people, this is from, this is via the athletic. Many people are having a bad year in college football, but Arch Manning is having one of the worst. The quarterback has gone from preseason Heisman Trophy Favorite and projected number one NFL draft pick to a man synonymous with failure.

Okay. This is after he started, I think, seven total games as a college quarterback and has honestly looked, in my opinion, much improved since his first few outings. More than anything, though, it's a fucking kid who's just trying to. find his way this is fucking sorry i've never seen new york slimes and it might be short-term memory syndrome i've never seen so many like a united front among like many college football fan bases they're like this is fucking garbage unfair to the kid that i've seen the response to this i was on my radar because edasovic our friend from sooner scoop dot com was like all right i report for oh you and i think this is terrible. That's how it landed on my radar. I saw a lot of, I saw a lot of people

being like, dude, what is this crap? Yeah, Sark needs to go out there and tell the press to go after him. He's a man, he's 40, not a kid. It's a Mike Gundy play. That is a similar scenario. That's how that quote came about because somebody, the, the, whatever newspaper is going after one of his guys. Saying that he's synonymous with failure is a fucking sorry thing to say. Who is the quarterback? Was it DJ Yua Galelele? Ungolalee? Ungolayi. Who is it who was just absolutely terrible at Florida State?

Him. Was it him? Yeah. That is a similar comp. He started it. But obviously not nearly as high profile because Arch has the manning name. He was also, I think, rated number one quarterback

in the, you know, recruiting class. Previously played at... He started at Clemson. Clemson and he was not... They went to Florida State. No, no. He went somewhere else first. Was he to Oregon?

Oregon State Yeah Oregon State And then Florida State Or maybe Florida State Then Oregon State Anyway But he was

There was like a United Like oh he's fucking bad He was bad Very very inaccurate I think he's in that I think he's on a roster somewhere Anyway Yeah you're right

But this This has the manning All the hype And even like Even if He was as bad As this person is implying It's just a sorry thing

To fuck How old's art 19 he's 21 21 yeah this is his third year in the program damn that's crazy i would just i always think it's a second but he's a red shirt yeah you're right red shirt sophomore um yeah that's that's it's mean spirited headline um and someone pulled up all the articles written about arch manning from the athletic and they're like they're like the main one who propped this guy up is like the next coming you know like this guy is the next coming is it's just fucking sorry man more like

the unathletic it's good it's good oh here comes the cocky sip oh that's a gulp he's proud of that one I mean everyone is just

roasting this dude I don't even know who wrote it is Arch going to have the Case McCoy season what does that mean didn't case wasn't he rarely mid and then beat a and m he did did he beat a who beat oh you that year they

lose to oh you that year i think so texas was not good that year no look i think i still think arch is going to be fucking good you're right give him some time man he showed some some major flashes in that florida game i thought it wasn't his best game it wasn't a great game i get um i was watching something on at the gym this morning again i went to the gym you probably could tell because i talked about it minutes ago but um You know, they got the TVs up there because people like to watch the TVs. They had like one of the shows, the morning shows they're talking about. Does Dak Prescott have to play it at MVP level for the Cowboys to reach the playoffs?

And like you could tell like whoever they threw it to is like, we're talking about the Cowboys. It's week five. They're two, two, and one. Talk to me when they do. You know, it's like, this is y'all's show. Like, this is what you chose to talk about. Like, Dag didn't like petition to be like have a. conversation about them on the show anyway what made me think of that is how bad texas is o line is

and how the cowboys just won a game against the lowly jets yes but with uh completely reworked like three backups playing yeah on the o line yeah which is crazy um maybe four anyway um that's all i'd say about that we're gonna do a little bit more ball talk tomorrow we're gonna have but man the do we want to try to get eddie on for for for for for for for for Texas O-U? The Texas O-line. Are you scared of that conversation, dude? The Texas O-Line versus the O-U-D line is such a gross mismatch.

It's much worse on paper than it was against Florida. O-U's O-Line isn't great either. I know. I think it's going to be a fun game just because you're going to see a lot of John Meteer. You're going to have to see Arch and John Meteer, I assume it's John Meteer running for their lives. Yeah. So maybe that's not a fun game.

What am I talking about? That actually sounds terrible. I'll give you my prediction tomorrow. it's going to be like a burlap factory a lot of sacks wow it's going to be like fifth avenue oh yeah it's going to be like careless whisper a lot of sacks yeah it's going to be like the boss of new york johnny sack johnny sacks yeah um don't know know that name uh it's going to be like

when dillon has a sleepover and you turn the corner and he's doing the thing. He's hitting you the flying squirrel. A little batwing. Do you know you were that guy? You don't have a sleepover, Randy? You were that guy. No, I was not.

Yes, you were. Baseball background. I was not, I was not sack trick guy. You, okay. Do it. Try to act like he wasn't doing bits with his sack. People forget that during a spiff-good-eyed shitty tea-bagged cheezer. Yeah.

I watched it happen. That's not cool. I didn't think spifcadize officially off the rails, that's what I said. Yeah, you could. He was sleeping. It's not cool. She's got a face full of tea bag. I think I can honestly say I've never teabagged anyone.

Don't tee bag people, man. That's a salt, brother. Now, my friend Malone, I just outed him, he did hit me with a wristwatch once. Oh, that's good. And I absolutely, I threw the hardest right cross into his sternum. He wristwatched you? Yeah. Oh, wait, oh, I put it on your wrist.

that dude that's that's that's bad i will say i did i did find it funny but i did absolutely uncork one right into his chest he wrist watched you he did we were watching a video on a computer and we're like watching it and he just he like i could tell somebody was about to do something and he did it and it might be the hardest i've ever hit one of my friends but he was a chest hit so you know no damage down but he deserved it at what time was it Okay. Yes, he deserved it. Dude, that's fucking, if my boys better not risk watch me, dude.

Given like the, this, you know, given what we would do to him at time or what I, you know, the stuff I've done to him, it was totally in play. It was fair. It was totally fair. Like, it was, it was funny. I don't recommend doing it because it's not good. Did you have your arm like on a armrest or something? We were, like, yeah, it was like probably on like a computer chair.

like we're like watching something on like the desktop that's an ultimate time to do it you got me good dude can't believe you got wristwatch it was fucked up yeah I've never seen someone do it to another person just themselves yeah he got me it's good dude it's good can't even wristwatch your boys anymore I know because of woke all right let's get out of here

uh all right let's run it back it's a short one today uh CucciCraft makes a fine can opener. Back in high school, they called Dave Mistamine. That's good, dude. Dave lives in a stand-on-your-business state. The Red River Shootout is going to be like a burlap factory,

a lot of sacks. And finally, Malone wristwatched Dave, and he hit him with a right cross. That concludes running back. There you go. I'm looking up this Mean Joe Green, Duncanville thing. Mean Joe Green has a connection to Duncanville because his family lived in a green home there. Although he was raised in Temple and played for the Steelers, Duncanville was a location in his personal life.

Oh, okay. Cool. How about that, man? Um, oh, he also played at North Texas, home with the Mean Green. Okay, you tell me that Mean Joe Green lived in a greenhouse and played for the Mean Green. Yeah. This just sounds like Chat, GPT. Too much green shit.

He did play for the mean green. That's a lot of green. He also had a restaurant in Duncanville. What the hell? It more needs to be made of this. That's a one of the, that's a Hall of Famer. Fuck yeah, it's mean Joe.

Steel curtain. Yeah. All right, bye. Bye. You know, Thank you.