Circling Back - New Bachelorette & Hot People Names

Episode Date: March 2, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defriest my right david ruff and i am uh absolutely gone off of this Stoke cold brew. Wow. And I don't mean to name drop. I'm going to bleep that. Just FYI. I have to tell you, it's something that I've come to enjoy. Gross. Well, come on.

Let's not start. It's a new week. We don't have to start the podcast like that. I'm absolutely thrilled right now. I took a Benadryl this morning at 6 a.m. Sally's in the medical industry. Y'all need to have something other than Benadryl this morning at 6 a.m. Sally's in the medical industry. Y'all need to have something other than Benadryl. That's what she gave me.

Causes drowsiness. You have a podcast to do. I know. You steer the ship of the pod. I know, but your boy is low-key faded right now. It's tight. Are you not making your own cold brew, Dave? I stopped doing it.

It became kind of a hassle. Oh, man, come on. I feel like it's really easy, though, as someone who's never done it. It's really easy. though, as someone who's never done it. It's really easy. It was laziness. Don't you just put coffee grounds in a thing and just set it? Let it sit for like...

But it doesn't make enough. 18 to 24 hours. My carafe. Isn't that what it's called? Carith? Carafe. My carafe is not that very big. Sally's friend called it a carafe,

and it became like an inside joke with all of them. I bet that's how it's actually pronounced. They're like, why are you trying to bougie up the name Carafe? This is the same girl who also asked for a sparkling water list at Nobu Miami. Who is this girl I want to meet? I love that move. Who is a sparkling water list? Have I met her?

No. Did they actually deliver on the list? No, I think they looked at her like, what? A sparkling water list. Have I met her? No. Did they actually deliver on the list? No, I think they looked at her like, what? A sparkling water list? I love that question, though. No, no, no. That's insufferable. I'm going to start asking restaurants if I can have their sparkling water list

and if I can smoke inside. Started Narcos. In one fell swoop. Can I get a sparkling water list over here, stat? Dude, I'm three episodes deep in Narcos, and it makes me want to smoke inside. Yeah. Yeah. It makes me want to go into someone's office to have a somewhat tense meeting and just light a cigarette in their face.

Are there movie set cigarettes that aren't real? Yeah. Okay, good. Yeah. Because I was sitting here thinking, I had the same thought in my head. This guy, he smokes nonstop on this show. It's not good. How far in are you?

Oh, I finished it a while ago. Really? I need to hit the reset button because I fell asleep a couple times, and I have no clue where I am in that show. So I have to go back and figure it out. I am caught up on Outsider and Whoa. I have not watched last night. No spoilers.

I hope it makes up for the last few weeks. I quit. I am out on Outsider. I'm out on you. I'm not going to say why I quit because I don't want any spoilers out there for people. I know why you quit. Your boy had to transition out. You got too scared.

No, not at all. You're a scaredy cat. Not at all. Are you going to see Quiet Place 2? I don't even know what Quiet Place 1 is. Oh, no, I didn't see Quiet Place. With Jim Halpert. It's fucking fantastic.

I heard it was too anxiety-inducing in the theater because it was so quiet. Oh, man, it was scary. Oh, I'm scared. I'm going to use CBD. Your boy did a... I forget what I was going to say. Never mind. I know what you could do to fill some time.

You could intro your boy Dylan. It's Dylan in the building. Oh, I know what you're going to say you did. What? A line of V-Zinc cocks off your buddy's wiener. I did not do that. Hey, man. Happy to be here.

Dude, good to have you, man. We're all back in the saddle, which makes me happy. Oh, I know what I was going to say. Never mind. Hey, Dylan, are you done introducing yourself? Jesus. Did you guys watch Curb last night? Yes.

All-time episode for me. It was very good. I was cracking up. I don't want to oversell it, but Sally and I were watching and we were like, this is definitely the best episode this season

and the best episode I've seen in a while. Yeah, to me, that show doesn't really miss. It's fantastic. It was so good last night. Yeah, it was. It felt like the glory days.

It was really, really good. If you're a New York Jets fan, that had to have been like watching porn. I would have loved had someone done a Lions episode like that, and then we were just shitting all over the Lions for 45 minutes. Dude, the ugly section of the restaurant. So good.

So good. I thought we weren't doing spoilers. Sorry. Dude, it's such a good episode. Unbelievable. Oh, man. We got Big Game in here. His hair's looking great today.

I've never done an intro on this podcast. Hey, Will. Welcome. You definitely have. Not a legit intro. There's an actual Brett Merriman starter pack. You've been intro before me numerous times. I just don't think that I'll get a question asked my way, but it'll never be like, hey, Brett's here.

Brett, shut up, dude. Hey, Dylan. Just say hi and shut your face. Hey, Dylan. Hey, Dylan. No one but Dylan. Happy Texas Independence Day. Wow, thank up, dude. Hey, Dylan. Just say hi and shut your fucking mouth. Hey, Dylan. Hey, Dylan. No one but Dylan. Happy Texas Independence Day. Wow, thank you, David.

Uh-huh. Wow. I have a question. What kind of lard are we sipping on right now? I'm drinking Shiner in honor of Texas Independence Day. Wow. I forgot the brand of this. It's good-ass coffee.

It is good. I'm going to go get some more today because we're out, folks. This is some good-ass coffee. Thank you. I made'm going to go get some more today because we're out, folks. This is some good-ass coffee. Thank you. I made this myself. It's really impressive, dude. You're such a barista. I know.

I'm surprised you know how to make coffee. Come on, dude. What'd you have for dinner last night? You know what's funny? What you just said, I'm the only one that knows how to operate that machine over there. Hey, what'd you have for dinner last night? Oh, wow. We're exposing.

Just to be clear, I don't know, but the look on your face means it's not good. We're not going to do this. I bet I can guess. This is going to be recurring. I know what he did. I know what he had. I bet he had. I bet you don't.

I bet he had a plastic cup. He put about 12 ounces of water in it, and then he put a big scoop of whey protein, and that's it, and just mixed it with a spoon. And it was all clumpy. It doesn't fill you up. But that's what you had. It's like a protein mixed with water. It doesn't do anything't fill you up that's something but that's what you had mixed with water it doesn't do anything to fill you up no i didn't i didn't have that the fact that you're avoiding the question means that you had something ridiculous i don't like me and

put on the spot and it doesn't matter i i was i had a we have blt was your microwave involved at all no i did not heat anything we had blts and we realized that the sourdough bread that we bought from the bakery heb they didn't slice it. So it was just a giant loaf of bread. Yeah, you've got to slice it sometimes. I wasn't a big fan of that because it's not a smooth slice. After the gym, at which I went very, very hard, as I was explaining earlier. What did you eat for dinner?

I went to the store and I picked up some salmon. But I was so exhausted that I didn't make it. I'm saving it for tonight. You put salt and pepper and put it in the oven. That's all you ever do for your salmon. How are you too tired to do that? Well, I was going to do Brussels as well. I wish you would have just eaten it raw like it was sushi.

The Brussels, it's a five to ten minute prep and then it's 40 minutes in the oven. So it's a lengthy thing. Hey, quit honeydicking us. What did you have for dinner? Okay. It was delicious and it was, and I got some nutrients. Sounds like Dylan had a case of the Sunday smoothies. That's a thing.

There you go. What's in the smoothie? Tell us. Good stuff, man. No, it's no. I will give you credit. I feel like you probably make some bomb-ass smoothies. I do.

Thank you. I bet you do peanut butter. I do almond butter. What brand? I don't know. God damn it. What's your base? Milk milk yeah mine too a lot of spit a lot of spinach david banana yes you have to do a banana it's the ultimate base frozen mixed berry yeah oh you get the berry bedley from central market yeah those hurt my tummy. Yeah. Okay.

Some collagen peptides. Wow, dude. Get your nail health up there. Dude, for sure. Your nails have been looking strong as fuck lately. Everyone's been saying that, yeah. Like a little half scoop of whey protein. Just for some flavor, really. Half scoop?

Why half scoop? Are you guys serious about realizing gains? I just explained for some flavor. So you're not trying to put on muscle? I don't know. What's the... I just wanted a smoothie, David. Isn't that the point of the protein smoothie?

Greek yogurt. It wasn't a protein smoothie. It was just a smoothie. Jesus. Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question that you're going to like? A friendship question here? Yeah.

When you try the new off-the-map pie at our go-to pizza place, Pine House, can I be there with you? Yeah. Can we get a large? I cannot wait to try that. That thing looks amazing. Let me know when you want to go. I be there with you? Yeah. Can we get a large? I cannot wait to try that. That thing looks amazing. Let me know when you want to go. I'll go with you anytime.

It looks amazing. The menu that guy sent me was from the Round Rock location. Is it the same all over the city? You have no worries, sir. Okay, good. Dude, that pizza does not look good. It looks like bae. That pizza, that's an affront to pizza.

It looks like bae. It's an affront to the Italians. You can't have a slice. I don't want a slice. Good, you can't even try a dish. We taught the world how to eat. No. You were born in Germany.

Shut up. Sorry, my dad was in the Air Force. You're fake Italian. Fake Italian. Wow. Oh, that's offensive. Are you guys ready for what this off-the-map pie is? If I'm fake Italian, I'm calling you DJ.

It's creme fraiche. Dude, Dave, stop. Cheese blend, roasted Brussels sprouts, caramelized onions, savory bacon, goat cheese, and a balsamic reduction. I don't like balsamic on my pizza. Get it without the reduction, dude. What's a reduction? Dude, it's when it was something and then they reduced it. Yeah, dude. Think about it.

I think you just boil shit down so it gets thicker. It's not that bad. You just throw it in a pot and then boil it down. You take, like, the whatever's left. You make it low Yeah, dude. Think about it. I think you just boil shit down so it gets thicker. It's not that bad. You just throw it in a pot and then boil it down. You take whatever's left. Yeah, you make it low-key thick. All right, that's fair. I thought Dylan was getting up to throw hands with Dave, honestly. No, that would have been good, though.

No, I was starting to sweat. Dylan's already given up on our boxing class one weekend. I have parks tomorrow. I can't go. He's a babysitter. Maybe he wants to box. I'm not going to get a babysitter and miss out hanging out with him just so I can go throw hands. Why doesn't he come document on the social media? I don parks tomorrow. I can't go. Maybe he wants to box. I'm not going to get a babysitter and miss out hanging out with him just so I can go throw hands.

Why don't he come document on social media? Just really low views of you guys boxing. Just crotch level. He's just getting our footwork. People are like, what is the camera guy on the ground just crawling around? Basically. He knows how to work a camera a little bit. He's getting good at it.

Yeah, we've seen the fit pics you've had him take of you. He can FaceTime and do a whole thing. He knows how to work a camera a little bit. He's getting good at it. Yeah, we've seen the FitPix you've had him take of you. He can FaceTime and do a whole thing. He knows what he's doing. At what age does a kid get a phone these days? We actually had this conversation with, I think, Sally's aunt and uncle or something. They all said, like, not until they get a car. Like an iPhone. Whoa.

Not like a... No, it's way earlier, but they were saying, they were like, we're going to wait until they get a car. an iphone oh not like early no it's way earlier but they were saying they were like we're gonna wait until they get a car i'm saying 12 i think when he starts um like going to do stuff with friends i'm gonna need to be able to stay in contact with them you know what i mean well you can just hit him on his burner if he goes to the movie and shit with his boys i want to be like you know if he needs a ride home he can hit me up up. Shit like that. I don't know at what age you do that shit. People forget that we had beepers. 10? I had a Palm Pilot at one point. I was 8th grade.

They used to call you Palm Pilot. He'll probably get one in elementary school, if I'm being honest. A little flipper? An iPhone? I don't know. That's too much. I don't want him to have full access to the internet when he's 9. You can restrict that.

Okay. You can restrict that. He'll be looking up. My niece got the latest for Christmas. He'll be. Okay. You can restrict that. Because he'll be looking up. My niece got the latest for Christmas. He'll be going to Boobs.com for sure. He'll be looking at nudes for sure. Boobs.com is something that everyone does. Boobs.com.

Shops at John Duda. Dude, he's going to send you a link, and you're going to be like, oh, cool, Park sent me something. It's going to be to meat spin or something. Oh, he better not meat spin me. You'll have to be like, the first time he does that,

you'll have to be proud. Yeah, like he does that, you have to be proud. Yeah, like, oh, wow, he's grown up. I used to do the same shit. Will he ever know what that is? Like, will that generation? No, they'll have some different shit that they do. When he's 18, I'm going to show him meat spin. Be like, dude, Parks, this is hilarious.

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download Postmates and save with code circling. You guys see they announced a new Bachelor, right, this morning? Uh-huh. Let's pull back the curtain. You knew her? I knew what happened. Well, once I heard that they were announcing it before tonight's episode, I was like, all right.

I'm not tuning in to Good Morning America. It started to get leaked last week. Okay. She was leaking? Can I ask a question? Actually, no, I'm not going to ask a question. Reality Steve posted about it, and once he does, it starts getting out there. It's hard to avoid. Does that guy feel like a dick?

That guy sucks, man. I have a theory on reality, Steve. I believe he is How do I put this? He is useful to them in some ways. For example, last week, what is the show? Love Island or Love Blind? What's the one that was really, really

getting talked about? Love is Blind. I feel like they go to Reality Steve either directly or through uh an authorized agent and say hey if you want to leak this here's who the next bachelorette is going to be to get the conversation back towards their franchise so he is a useful asset for them i could also see him like paying one of the producers of the show for information because it blows his brand up big time. Absolutely. Who knows? I mean, it's like Schefter and Rappaport.

Those guys have guys who give them information to purposely leak to get conversation moving. Oh, yeah, like what they tried to do to my man Dez a few years ago with the parking lot tape that Adam Schefter was all about, said he saw, I think, and it never got released. Wow. Well, that's bullshit. It was just a...

The thought was that the Cowboys perhaps maybe were trying to negotiate with him, out said he saw i think and it never got released wow well it's bullshit it was just a the thought was that the cowboys brass maybe we're you know trying to negotiate with them so they leak this story they do it all the time they do it with zeke it's bullshit yeah it's trash move welcome to journalism dude god check this more of this on my sports pod which launches at some point sports with dave yeah when is that launching day i have an, but I can't bring it up on the air. Okay. Is it true you're calling it Big Boy Stacks? Dude, call it Big Boy Stacks.

That's not the worst name I've ever heard. No, it's DJ and the fake Italian. I'm not doing DJ. It's going to upset me. I'm serious. You can't say that on the podcast. You upset me. We taught the world how to eat.

You're American. Have you met my mom? No. Oh, hold on. Hey, go buy a Wilmont shirt at washmedia.com slash shop. Anyway. Sorry. I forgot to do that earlier.

People are not talking about the fact that it's already the third most popular product in the history of wash media. It's a color scheme that you've never seen before. No one's doing that. Shouts to Ricky Prosper. Give that man a color scheme that you've never seen before. No one's doing that. Shouts to Ricky Prosper. Give that man a follow. He put the heat out there. Is that his real name? Yeah, I think so.

No one knows. It's a dope name. It's a great name. It's a great name. Sorry. So who is this girl? Claire. Woman.

She was on Juan Pablo's season of The Bachelor. And then she was on Bachelor in Paradise season one. The thing that people don't realize about Juan Pablo is that that's Spanish for John Paul. Sure, yeah. I think she was on

Bachelor in Paradise seasons one and two, actually. And then like Winter Games or something. She did the Winter Games. She's been around. The franchise. I had never heard the name

before Intern Klein dropped it in the group text. I knew the face, not the name. I didn't even know the group text. I knew the face, not the name. I didn't even know the face. Does anybody watch Juan Pablo season? I was after that. No, my first season was JoJo, so I'm very new.

That was a season we should have watched. He kicked himself in the dick in that season. What did he do? He's just like a total creep. Oh, nice. He was taking a helicopter ride with someone. I forgot who it was. Could have been Claire for all I know.

And he's basically talking about the fantasy suite and how he wanted to F her. And I think he even said, like, I'm ready to fuck you, like something like that. Okay. And she was, like, totally caught off guard and made a big deal out of it. And then some other stuff came out. He was just kind of a creep. Should we cancel him? Apparently he had sex with Claire in the ocean.

Yeah, didn't she fake a baby bump? He's been canceled by America. So he was eating cake by the ocean is what you're saying? It would have been a season if we had a podcast back then that we would have done well with. Oh, yeah. A lot of material. A lot of tent.

It would have been fun. A lot of tent, both on the podcast and in his pants, apparently. Well, I know age is nothing but a number, but I'd be remiss if we didn't talk about the fact that she's 38, which brings a whole different aspect into this. Let's talk to our correspondent here, Dylan. I don't get it. I don't get it.

Is she going to be 39 during the course of this season? Yes. She's older than I am, which is pretty exciting. Significantly. So I need to know who they're casting on this season. Apparently. Well, Brett's got breaking news. There are people who were cast who are 25, according to this guy's Facebook post, that have been uncast.

Why is a 25-year-old posting on Facebook? I said the same thing. That's weird. But they pulled him off the show because he's too young now. He's too young. You know what? That makes weird. They pulled him off the show because he's too young now. He's too young. You know what? That makes sense.

And I'm sure there will be a few spliced in, but it's not going to be an entire cast of 23, 24, 27. We talked about this before. Here's my storyline prediction. There will be a guy who's like 24, 25. He will make it about four or five weeks in, and then he will make an offhanded remark to the dudes, to the fellas, about how she's a cougar or something. And then one of the guys is going to rat on him and be like,

hey, he said he's never had a cougar before or something like that. And she's going to confront him and be like, did you call me a cougar? Jason, did you call me a cougar? For the first time, we're going to see some 40-plus-year-olds on here. I can't fucking wait. I want dudes that have low T, that they started upping it right before they went there. I want dudes that are clearly T that they started upping it right before they went there. I want dudes that are clearly taking HGH and shit. At least

four of the participants have kids. Hell yes. Usually there's a couple anyway. I think it's going to be a main part of the season. Bring Kenny back. Does she have any kids? No. Has she ever been married? No.

She dated one guy from Bachelor Winter Games for a while. Does she have any kids? No. Okay. Has she ever been married? No. Okay. She dated one guy from Bachelor Winter Games for a while, this French guy, Benoit. Benoit. And that's it. The only Benoit I know is Chris. I know Benoit Hoag. I think Star's... Former Star's great? Yeah, Benoit Hoag.

Let's just talk about all the Benoits. Or we could talk about Chris Benoit. Yeah, Chris Benoit's the one that I like. Rest in peace. I don't know if you want to like him. Oh, did he do something fucked up? Yeah. He canceled?

Yeah, well. He killed his family, didn't he? Yeah, he did, Will. Yep. Holy shit. I forgot about that. Was that CTE driven, right? Benoit Ramsey?

I think if you looked at his brain, which I think they have, is very CTE'd. So I don't like Chris Benoit. I don't know the word. I liked him at the time when he was a wrestler before he killed his family. You guys missed it, but Brett just dropped a JonBenet Ramsey reference in there. Jesus, Scott, we're just going for it. This is a really dark moment in podcasting. I want JonBenoit Ramsey.

Yeah, that's not her name. No, I don't think that's her name. No, it's not. French, though. Some people think it's Katy Perry now. I've heard this. Love that theory. Love that theory.

I'm so in. I feel like the science and the context clues don't back it up. YouTube it. I'm not fully convinced. More or less likely than Avril Lavigne is dead. Well, that's confirmed. We'll actually prove that. That's confirmed.

You prove that? We can put that one to bed, Brett. Of course. We'll actually prove that. That's confirmed. You proved that? We can put that one to bed, Brett. Of course. Even if she's not dead, which she is,

Avril Lavigne has been doing things that would lead you to believe that she knows about this theory and is playing into the theory a little bit. That's really complicated. Does she still do music? Yeah, but she doesn't sing Sk8er Boi in concert. That's so lame. On principle. The only reason people are paying to go see Avril Lavigne

is to hear goddamn Sk8er Boi. Yeah, I'm not going to go to an Avril Lavigne concert and not hear Sk8er Boi. If I go to an Avril Lavigne show and she does not play it, I'm going to say, see you later, boy. I'm going to take a knee. If you go to an Avril Lavigne show

and she doesn't play Sk8er Boi and you take a knee, please send a Snapchat to us. You just knee the entire concert. Yeah. We kneel until you play Sk8 Boy and you take a knee, please send a Snapchat to us. You just knee the entire concert. We kneel until you play Skater Boy. It's the opposite of a high school basketball game where everyone stands up until they score. Shout out to my Panthers, both the men's and women's team. They are both in the state finals. Wow.

Or the state tournament, I should say. How about that? Duncanville, the girls with a very close victory over the Cedar Hill Longhorns. What was the score, like 19-2? It was like 56-55. Don't disrespect like that. Does Texas have the same no-shot clock rule? I think they tried a shot clock, and I don't know if it's around anymore.

Why would you not have a shot clock? I don't understand that. The quality of basketball is already not great for the most part. You see the people literally just dribble the ball over half court and stop. And the score is like 6-2. How does that help anybody? If you don't respect a good defensive struggle, I don't know what to tell you. I don't, dude.

It's like watching the XFL. It's like watching Will's Pistons teams. Madison's team would have got rolled. Yeah, but if you were on that team, if they replaced somebody with you, would you guys have won the state championship? If I was on Madison's team? Yeah.

Are you kidding? Just feed me down low. Just backing people down? I'll see you throwing these chicks off of me, dude, and going up, slapping the glass. I'd probably have like 34 points in that game. Just saying. Just common sense.

How many boards you grabbing? As many as they go up. You mean all of them? I'm filling up the stat sheet. All of them? I'm going to be pulling up from like five people. Every rebound. Like you're getting all the boards, but even the ones that go right to you,

you're doing, like, the one hand where you grab it with one and slap it real hard. That's the best. That's the best. And people are like, all right, dude, you didn't have to do that. You hit Madison on the outlet pass, and you just run up the court, get it down low. You say you're going to throw Madison a wet bounce pass? Yeah. If she's my outlet, she's going to get it.

Are there next-gen stats for bounce passes I'm sure you keep track of everything she's gonna hit me on the trail three she's gonna bring it up I'm gonna be about six steps behind her and she's gonna drop it no look to me I'm gonna pull up but from like 24 feet yeah you're just going you're just gonna splash Luca damn does he hurt Gosh, Luka. Damn. Is he hurt? Hurt his hand.

He's behind a thumb. He's fine. That's too bad. KP's balling out. What's up? Let's talk basketball. Dude, I'm good, though. What else about Claire?

I don't know. I don't really have any takes on it since, like, I don't know who she is and stuff. I am excited for the mix-up. I'm glad it's not Kelsey. I'm excited that we'll get this change of pace to get an older group in here. This makes the rest of the season very interesting for me. Knowing that we have a Bachelorette

now. So now I'm much more intrigued by what happens because I kind of thought finding out the Bachelorette would ruin what would happen on the actual show. So I'm very excited that we know now. Is there any credence to them announcing before tonight? Is the only reason that they needed some juice after Love is Blind? There were spoilers.

Is that it? I think there were just so many spoilers out there that they were like, all right, we've got to get ahead of this. They announced tonight, and then tomorrow morning would be the GMA. When's the Women Tell All? Tonight. It's tonight? Yeah.

So do we have a normal episode this week or just women tell all? Nope. Tonight's the night that the women truly tell all. That's exciting. How many followers do you think Claire Crawley has on the gram? 490,000. 387,000. 349.

426,000. She's climbing. Oh, buddy. I would say it's probably. Oh, buddy. Yeah. What's your dog's name? She's got a good pup.

What'd that dog do? He's just a canine. He's a golden retriever, it appears to be. What's his name, though? I'm trying to find that. Why not the fucking name, David? All right. Does she not have an Instagram account for that thing?

No, it's kind of a missed oppo. Kind of dog neglect, in my opinion, for her. She's got a big following. Should we report her? I don't think that's necessary. So are you a fan of her just based on previous seasons? I don't really remember her. She's got a big following. Should we report her? I don't think that's necessary. So are you a fan of her just based on previous seasons? I don't really remember her. Okay.

She didn't stand out as like a bad person, which is always a plus. I want to know how they landed on her. I don't know. There's been a lot of people that they could have used like past whatever seasons. Dylan was really hoping Alea would get the nod. Yeah, I was. That would have been fun. That would have been terrible.

That would have been fun. Yeah. That would have been awful. She'll be electric tonight, I bet. Yeah, I was. That would have been fun. That would have been terrible. That would have been fun. Yeah. That would have been awful. She'll be electric tonight, I bet. Oh, yeah. So Kelly was not invited. Tonight? Yeah.

Who's Kelly? Which one's Kelly? The lawyer? The lawyer. Ooh. I wonder why. Why? This is for Sally.

I could be wrong, but Sally told me recently, she's like, yeah, Kelly was not invited. Does Sally watch every episode? Or is she like, oh, I can actually say this. My wife that's my wife because you're married as well yeah my wife uh who doesn't watch the show really anymore but she knows all like the the gossip sally watches pretty much everything unless like sometimes she has to go to bed early for work the next morning because she gets up so early so she she'll skip out, but she's always very in tune with what's going on. That's interesting. I'm wondering if it's because they thought that Kelly might pull back the curtain a little

too much, but they can edit it out. They always do. I think they did it because I think she kind of disrespected the process during the season. Dude, I needed her in there because I wanted her to face all the ladies after she pointed out, I'm a lawyer, I mean. I think it's weird. I don't know. Maybe she just didn't,

maybe they knew that they wronged her on the editing. My girl Sarah's there, though, tonight. Can't wait. She's going to say something and everybody's going to be like, who the fuck is that? Yeah, they're going to end up putting her on camera a lot

after the fallout of her going, and so that's something that I think we can all say we're looking forward to. Is she the very good-looking one? Yeah, she didn't say one word the entire time. She was an early exit. So she was kind of like a Brie? She went home during the pool party that never happened. Right.

Which one? Yeah, true. Remember when Brie went back for the tell-all and she said zero words? That's tough. Yep. That's very tough. So look out tonight. Even if you don't watch the show at all,

this is my favorite episode of the season. Hands down. Because you get a lot of different dynamics. You get people who were sent home very, very early who you won't remember and watching them try to get in other people's business and fights and interject just to get FaceTime is always hilarious. Who's going to be the person that interjects tonight because they didn't get any FaceTime? The thing is, I don't remember their name. Yeah, that's a good point.

It'll be like an Ashley or something. Just Lauren. Lauren or Ashley. Yeah. Is women telling all? Hannah Brown appearance? Yes. So she turned down the Bachelorette role.

What? I saw that too. Excuse me? How accurate? This is stupid. This is a very short-sighted thing. Apparently she turned down round two for Bachelorette

because the Dancing with the Stars tour offered her more money. Which, that seems like such a short-sighted decision. Like, okay. What's the tour? I guess they do a tour. I'm not really sure.

Man. I, for one, am thankful they're not running Hannah B. back. I think it would have been a good season because, as we know, it doesn't matter who the Bachelorette is. It's all about the douchebags that are vying for them. And I just don't get why you would turn it down. Like, you're... For Dancing with the Stars? How old was Ari?

He was older, right? Yeah. Okay. He was like 38 or 40, right? Yeah. He is 38 now. I feel like he wasn't even as much of a well-known quality or quantity. Quality or quality?

Hard to say, dude. Literally. Commodity. Well-known commodity is what I was looking for as Claire. Like Claire, I was aware of her. Ari came out of nowhere. Yeah, you're totally right. Okay, good.

Ari, he originally appeared on a season like a long time ago. A lot of people on Twitter are saying that Claire getting picked for this is mood. Really? People are saying that? I've seen a couple people say goals. Wow. What do y'all think? Bay mood or goals? Hard to say. She's a little old for me, so I don't know. I don't know. I've always had a

special connection with the name Claire after things girls do after graduation. What's that? I don't know. She was just the character Claire after things girls do after graduation. What's that? I don't know. She was just the character that everyone wanted Todd to cheat on a named girl with. What's the girl's name? We don't know. That's hard to say.

That's information that only Will DeFries knows. It's going to be like whatever the last episode of Sunday Scaries is. We're just going to drop that in. Oh, and by the way. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Should we talk about Romo getting absolutely paid? Wow. Oh, Will.

17 mil? Per year. Just for the NFL, right? He only made that four times in a season? If you remember, he got paid as a cowboy. Yeah. Here's a question.

Who's the second highest paid broadcaster now? Color commentary? Just across the whole industry. I've got to think Nance or Buck. I would hope so. I think it was Gruden. It wasn't at like six mill a year or something like really low. So this number is astronomical.

Buck and Aikman are like the A team. Right. And I don't think either one of them is over like six or seven a year. They're going to be. So this just raised the bar for everybody. Oh, everyone's agent was just like, oh, yeah, baby, let's do this. God, that is stupid money. I bet you Al Michaels sneaky makes cash.

Good for Tony, man. Yeah, Al Michaels, when you've been in it for literally like 45 years. He's six, though. He did the Miracle on Ice. You aware of that? So are you ready for... Costas is seven? I love that Romo's getting 10 mil more than Costas.

I don't hate Costas, but I do just kind of like it when he gets poked. That's good money. You can do a lot with $17 million. That's more than we make. I hope that he has some golf, though. Nance is five. He's in line for a raise.

Are we getting Romo Masters? Is Nance five just for NFL? Or does that include his entire CBS deal? I think that's his entire CBS deal. That is hilarious. That dude, he needs to talk to somebody. Yeah. How much does his Vineyard Vine sponsorship pay him, though?

Gotta think. Six figs. Shep and Ian. They're just shelling out. Mm-hmm. I'm happy for Tone. Who is Gary Neville? He makes three million. He's a former Manchester United back.

Everybody knows that, Brett. Stacks paper3 million. He's a former Manchester United back. Everybody knows that, Brett. Stacks paper. Apparently. He's also the owner of another soccer team, along with a bunch of other Man U players. Good for him. Yep. Yep.

No one wants to talk about it, but Tony Romo, undrafted free agent. Where did he go to college? Eastern Illinois. Eastern Illinois, Jim. Yeah, I believe that's right. What? Rogers went to Chico State or whatever? Where did you go to college? Eastern Illinois. Eastern Illinois, Jim. Yeah, I believe that's right. What? Rogers went to Chico State or whatever?

Aaron Rogers? Initially. He went to Cal? Then he went to Cal. Then he started Chico or something? He went to some small, it was like Chico. It was a prep school type of thing, or Juco. Do you guys follow my favorite new sports uh twitter follow steven a smith burner no i need i don't need to follow him because he's on my tl like multiple

times a day because he's constantly getting retweeted i just i love i love steven a smith and so like having the burner thing is just the greatest thing in the world now for my timeline is it sas burner account yep this is and the guy who the guy who runs it was a grinder he grew up a soccer fan and so he weighs in on soccer stuff in addition to all the american sports so it's perfect for me um he did okay so i just pulled up this this burner accounts page this account did something that i don't like. What? It went out of character. Oh, he broke the wall? Yeah, to give a shout-out to somebody who does video for him. No, he didn't.

And he acknowledged, before we hit 300K, I want a shout-out, blah, blah, blah. And asked, hey, go follow this guy. And it's like, I like it when you commit to the bit. Can't break. Hey, Tony Romo's playing Korn Ferry in April. Like, legit. I mean, I kind of wish he'd give that whole deal up. Yeah, just, like, dude, stop.

It doesn't bother me that he gets, like, sponsors exemptions and stuff, but the dude can't putt. Also, though, noted short backswing guy. So, shout out to him. He is. rom and fina huh and tony and tony yeah there's one thing that uh those guys all have other than like athletic ability and talent that i don't and that is substantial size which you have to think is a problem for me they're all pretty big men they They are. Tony was never in good shape, right? That's my theory. He never worked out with weights. That's why I always got hurt. He's built the same now

as when he was playing. It's funny. I respect it, but it puts the muscle on, dog. I just googled Tony Romo shirtless. I don't know if I want to see that. I do. It's weirdly just returning a bunch of photos of Chase Crawford shirtless. That's his brother-in-law.

Okay. Because, yeah, it's just photos of Chase Crawford shirtless. I bet Chase looks better. Yeah. Chase is a hot dude. He's got, like, the whole V muscle thing going like I have. Ooh, love that. I think he hit on my wife at a bar back before we were dating.

He's an Austin guy, right? This is in Dallas. This is the now defununct or they moved it but the loon if anybody all my og dallas folks know about the loon great bar that's a dumb question love yeah romo married to chase crawford's sister or is chase okay okay candace that's a good name candace crawford it's a hot name she's a looker you know you know what's a hot girl named candace crawford it's gonna be hot that's a hot girl name i feel like there's not no more candaces like that's never gonna be another name there's a 90 girl name. I feel like there's no more Candaces. That's never going to be another name.

That was a 90s girl name. I would say it's never going to be another name because I bet someone will be named Candace at some point in the future. There's billions of people on the earth. Sure. But I hear what you're saying. I'm going to argue nobody else. It's over.

I like that take. Okay. What's a male equivalent of Candace? What's a 90s name like Ryan? Maybe Ryan's not as good. I got to think Ryan's not on the same level as Candace. No, it's not. I thought Ryan Sheckler for some reason.

What are some hot dude names? Yeah, I was going to say, are there hot guy names? Are there hot girl names? Yeah. Honestly, Claire Crawley is a hot girl name. I feel like Blake's a hot guy name. Any alliteration. Yeah, but I feel like Blake has fuckboy stuff attached to it.

Here's a hot guy name. Blake Barclay. Blake Barclay? Is that an actual person? Barcl hot guy named Blake Barclay. Blake Barclay? Is that an actual person? Barclay just sounds like you make money. Or Barkley Blake. Blake Barkley. Barkley?

Barkley Blake. I don't like yours as much as mine. Okay. Sorry. It's fine. There's no bad answers, though. Give me another hot dude name. Trevor.

No, get out of here. Except for T-Man. I mean, is Chase a hot dude name? Yeah. I mean, Chase Crawford. If someone said, yeah, Chase Crawford. If someone said, yeah, Chase Crawford, I'd be like, that guy's probably a looker. My middle name is hotter than my regular name.

Carter is hotter than David. Oh, yeah. Carter is hot. No offense. No, I get it. That's why I keep it as the middle name. I don't want to get too big on myself. What else? You know what I mean?

How about Fritz? Fritz is a hot guy name. Joseph. Actually, okay. Tony? The Independent, the UK site, did a hot guy names. You guys ready for this? Let's hear a few.

See, this is what makes this podcast so good. Okay, here. Let's start with the female. Hottest female names, okay? Want to do the top ten? Yeah. Mike, are we guessing or just letting it rip?'m just gonna let it rip okay 10 katie 9 molly 8 jenna 7 natalie 6 april 5 vanessa april no no or brooke oh brooke is on three lexi no nope what no two erica one brianna is lexi like a europe like a Three, Lexi. What? Two, Erica. One, Brianna. Is Lexi like an English or Irish? Hey, that list stinks.

It is. They're batting about 50% of that list. That list stinks. I agree. I agree. There's no one named April. What's the source on that? The Independent.

The Independent. Is that the tabloid one? Show me one April. My buddy's wife, the guy who makes our beats. Really? Yeah. Oh. It's the only one I've ever known., the guy who makes our beats. Really? Yeah. Oh. It's the only one I've ever known.

Anything else? I've ever known. Really? I don't know how they came up with these stats. I don't look. No one's looking at this, right? No one's doing spoilers right now? All right.

This is so bad for hot guy names. And this is the beginning of the list. Same source? Yep, same source. Liam. Liam. We already know the source. Number 10? Yep, same source. Liam. Wait, why do you know this source? Number 10, Jeff.

No. Number 9. This is the most egregious one on here. Frank. Nope. All right. Nope. Is there like a One Direction thing?

I don't know. Guy named Frank? Probably. Number 8, Rob. Number 7, Jeffrey. Number 6, Shane. You can't have Jeffrey and Jeff. That's so lazy. Number 5, Noah. This is't have Jeffrey and Jeff. That's so lazy.

Number five, Noah. This is not great. The only Noah that's ever been hot is Noah Wiley. Can we all agree this list is trash and it's completely discredited? Number four is Andy. Number three, Corey. Number two, Tyler. Number one, Brett.

Hey, shut up. But since we already decided the list is trash. Dude, no way. I'll tell you, Tyler's a hot guy name. I agree. You're saying that because of Tyler C. Correct. Hey, by the way, special shots to Tyler C.

His mom died this past year. Dude, I saw that. That's too bad. I heard that. Very sad. Unexpectedly? Very sad. I don't know.

Let's see where Dylan ranks on this. It's probably not spelled my way. Can I do the alternate? It's number 43. David's 53. That's bullshit. Let's see if Dave. What about Dave, though? I the alternate? It's number 43. David's 53. That's bullshit. Let's see if Dave. What about Dave, though?

I can't believe Brett's number one. Is it one T or two T's? Will is 60. I'm right behind Tony. Is Will really less sexy than Tony? Tony, yeah, it's tough. How about Billy? Billy's number 109.

Whoa. They really went next level with these stats. What was their criteria? Me? They were just like, yeah, this guy with... Hey, that's Brett. Brett, number one. Get the fuck out of here.

I love that. I like this list now. They tracked a lot of packages. You can't have two Jeffs in the same top ten. Yeah, I don't like that. It's an invalid list. So, Dating App The Grade compiled this list of hottest female and male names that have users most commonly swiping right.

That's actually not a bad criteria. That's a really good idea for doing that. Yeah. Brett. Fucking Brett. Fucking Brett. Yeah, Brett. God, are you kidding me?

Yeah, man. How about Bradley? Tough at the top. Brad. Isn't Brad a hot guy name? I think me. Yeah, man. How about Bradley? Tough at the top. Brad. Isn't Brad a hot guy name? I think so. I think so.

It's a fuckboy name. Who are y'all picturing when we name these? Is it people we used to work with? Anyone I've ever known by the names that were listed, yeah. Jeff and Jeffrey, top ten. Get out of my face with that. That's dumb. You've got to consolidate that.

Dude, no one goes by Jeffrey. Jeffrey. No one. Think about it. No, the only people that go by Jeffrey is when they're getting in trouble with their wives. Just the butler on that. There's a bunch of Jeffs getting yelled at. The butler on that show. Which show was it?

Fresh Prince? Dude, come on. That's the only Jeffrey. Have you guys followed Will Smith on Instagram? I haven't followed him. He's doing something I'm not a big fan of. He's just posting viral videos that have nothing to do with him. I see.

He's trying to get his numbies up. Why? He's doing numbies. He is doing numbies. He's trying to get his numbies up. He's doing numbies. He's too good for that. Yeah.

I agree. He tries to sell a t-shirt. Fucking Brett. Dude, relax. It's a hot name. What's that short for? His a t-shirt. Fucking Brett. Dude, relax. It's a hot name. What's that short for? His last movie bombed. Breath you.

The one where he was facing like the clone version of himself, like the younger, hotter version. If I'm not willing to watch a movie, that movie on an airplane, that means I'll never see it. Yeah, that's fair. If I turn down watching a movie on an airplane,

that means I'm just not interested. Knives Out. I saw that. Pretty good. Good flick. Watch it. I've been debating renting it for a while. Do it, bitch. It's killing me that you can't rent Uncut Gems on iTunes until March 10th.

I don't even know what that is. Are you kidding me? Uncut Gems? Is that the name of the movie? Did I fuck up the name of the movie? No, you're right. Uncut Gems. Adam Sandler name of the movie? Did I fuck up the name of the movie? No, you're right. Uncut Gems. Adam Sandler.

You've got to watch the trailer. You saw the memes. The Adam Sandler memes. There were a lot of memes. There was like a thousand of them. Okay. The memes were strong. This is how I win.

Is it supposed to be a good movie? Yes. There was Oscar buzz, but he got absolutely snubbed. He said that if he got snubbed by the Oscars, he was going to intentionally make the worst movie of all time. So he got snubbed. Let's be honest he got snubbed by the Oscars, he was going to intentionally make the worst movie of all time. So he got snubbed. Let's be honest, he's going to do that anyway. That's just him hedging his bet for how bad his next movie is going to be. David Spade

and Taylor James. People like Little Nicky. Don't you like Little Nicky? Little Nicky was fine. You said Little Nicky was better than Big Daddy. Yeah, I agree. Big Daddy's not that good. I remember watching Little Nicky and realizing

I'm kind of at the end of my Sandler run. The humor, I'm giving it courtesy laughs, but there's still some good parts like Kevin Nealon had a boob on his head, which was kind of funny. You don't see that every day. Certainly not. And the Popeye's chicken bit

was fun. I don't even remember Little Nicky. It's possible I never even watched it. I'm just giving takes out. Are we done with this? Wait, so Claire?

No, we were talking about Romo. Oh, yeah. Romes. I would... Him in the booth with Nance doing CBS coverage on Sundays would be tight. That would make a lot of golf dudes upset. Can you imagine a putt almost going in?

Here's a dumb question. Has he called golf yet? No, he has not. Why the hell not? We need that. If they're paying him that much money, he's going to be exposed to us. We might be getting too much Romo. No such thing.

CBS certainly cleared the cupboard to let people in so he would probably do this is stupid he was gonna say he would do the golf stuff for free because the 17 million this contract is just nfl to my knowledge wow so it doesn't even cover if we got him doing something else i would want i wouldn't want him in the booth i would want him out on the course like Bones. Okay. Like Dottie? Like Tony and Dottie?

Yeah, let's... You know what? I mean, Dottie, she's... Saratoga Springs alumna. She's the togs. Is Dottie a hot girl name? No. Dylan, what's your number one hot girl name? No one's named Dottie anymore.

Probably Sloan. Entourage? That's purely entourage driven. I've known a couple IRL Sloan. Entourage? That's purely entourage driven. I've known a couple IRL Sloans. Okay. They're cute? Sure. I just imagine like a cute little brunette.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't have an image besides entourage, so I think it's unfair. I think that's why I'm picturing a cute brunette. Yeah. Let's talk about Zapier. You guys ready for this? Waiting for it.

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Was he at a cookout with you, Brett? I didn't see him there. No, he wasn't on the main stage anyway. With Vody. Was Vody really there? No, I wish. We're talking about Tom Steyer, Dave. Did you see any musical acts at cookout?

Sorry. Cook-offs? Just the house band at the time. They played house music? That doesn't seem very on brand for the radio at Cookoff. They were on for three songs, and then the next three songs would be house music, and then they would just hop back and play George Strait. It was an interesting setup.

That's the thing they do now in Honky Tonks, too. Yeah. You'll get Neon Moon. You'll get, like, neon moon. You'll get, like, a couple, like, Florida Georgian line or some trash, and then they'll drop juvenile. Back that ass up. Oh, I did learn how to two-step. I was about to ask you, how's your two-stepping coming along?

Slowly, but I'm there. It looks like you have gotten into a relationship with a two-stepper, so you better step your game up. She knows what she's doing. Also learned the Copperhead thing. Copperhead Road. Yeah. Steve Earle.

Steve Earle. Copperhead Road. I got the hang of that one. It took me a minute, but I got it. I'm not even familiar. There's a specific dance for that song. Oh, dude. That's one, if you're at the right place and that comes on,

everybody, not me, but you see everybody get out there and they're pumped. Man, that couple who is really, really good at country dancing, two-stepping, but they do lifts and shit. I hate that couple. I don't mind. I'm impressed by them, but I hate them. I'll give you two different spin variations, but once you start lifting and throwing, you're doing too much. Yeah. Save that for the competition, bro.

Is one of those variations meat? Not the meat. Don't meat spin on the dance floor with your lady. Maybe you do. I don't care. Really switch it up. That would be a weird thing. They'd probably kick you out.

You doing any spins yet? I did a couple on-the-ground spins. She was spinning you? Yeah, yeah. Keep her on the ground. Yeah, I was doing on-the-ground spins. You're a spinner. I'm not.

What would your boys back home think about you two-stepping with your Texas girlfriend down here? With my girlfriend? I don't know. They'd probably be like, what's two-stepping? No, you know what they'd say? They'd be like, dude, two-step's a sick Dave Matthews song. Oh, God. Which it is.

I'm sure it is. But yeah. Also a good DJ Unk song. Oh, God. Which it is. I'm sure it is. But yeah. Also a good DJ Unk song. All right. So Tom Steyer. He's out of the race now, so this didn't really save his campaign. This was news to me. I somehow missed everyone dropping the flies this weekend.

We lost Mayor Pete and Tom Steyer in a matter of days. Is Pete strategic for a VP nut? Probably. He's a calculated little fuck. Damn. I just never got... I went from kind of like, like just being like,

oh dude, he seems like a good dude to watching him in the debates being like, dude, I don't, I don't think this dude's like a cool dude. Well,

he was the type of guy where I was like, don't even put him against Trump because Trump will just ruin him. It'll just, it'll be bullying. It'll be absolute bullying. Yeah. I was like, don't even put him against Trump because Trump will just ruin him. It'll just, it'll be absolutely. Yeah. Like, like it's good that he's gone. Tom Steyer. I'm a little bummed that he's gone. I liked seeing his plaid ties on the debate stage. He was the guy who was, he's a billionaire. Don't know how he made his money. Let's look that up.

I think through business. Okay. Oh yeah. He's the one who said that he is not defined by his business success. And under it, like, it literally says Tom Steyer, businessman. I respect it. I mean, it. But for some reason, he brought Juvie out there at one of his rallies. And they did Back That Ass Up together. You talk about a song that gets people out there. I haven't heard from Juvenile in a minute before this.

I can't remember the last thing Juvenile did. That song still slaps, by the way. All time. Yeah. They played that at our middle school dance. Do they sing Pony? What? Juvenile? Yeah. It's one guy. one guy juvenile is one human being and you're thinking of genuine oh same number of syllables i kind of see how you got there

genuine's 49 years old is genuine one person too yes i'm sorry i'm so frustrated with you i'm not i'm really i don't i don't know i I'm sorry. I don't mean to project. What splain would this be? Dave splain it? I'm Dave splaining his hip. Yeah. Dylan's just frustrated in general. The best Genuine song is even his song.

It's I Need a Girl Part Two. Hey, did it get brought up with? I know. He was featured. He was a feature on there. Was it brought up with... I know, he was featured. He was a feature on there. Was it brought up with Caroline, my 30-year-old Mary comment? No.

Oh, really? I'm glad you're bumping this email thread so she can hear it. Of the TL. Yeah, I assumed she was not happy with me for saying that. No, we didn't talk. She texted me. She was like, dude, fuck Dylan.

Did she really? Wow. Yeah. We laughed about it, but we didn't say much. We're in the wrong industry. In 1986, Steyer founded Farallon Capital, a hedge fund, headquartered in San Francisco, managing $20 billion by the time he left the company.

So, fucking A. Why are we doing the podcast network? We should be doing a hedge fund network. More money than I have. A network of hedge funds. So you manage a hedge fund. I have a hedge fund. Will, Dylan, four hedge funds.

And it's a network. It's like a co-op of hedge funds. We'll talk about this later. I guess he wore his plaid ties for just years. That's like his little bit. Staple look. Like Bill Nyes is the bow tie. Yeah.

Yeah, he was big into the tartan tie game for a while, I guess. Is that what that's called? I don't know. More plaid, probably. Dude, you guys didn't even get to see the suspenders at the wedding that I had on. I was flexing with some plaid suspenders that I just never brought out. Why didn't you pop the coat off? Because I was feeling myself all night,

and I thought I looked so good with the coat on that I didn't want to risk taking it off and having wrinkled sleeves and shit. I don't see how you could outdo the suspenders you had at Lily and Drew's. Well, those bled all. I actually wore the same shirt that I wore at their wedding. They bled all over the shirt. The shirts looked like they were beyond repair. My nipples were just bleeding everywhere.

Did you sweat at all? Not at my wedding, no. Dude, it was huge. My nipples were just bleeding everywhere. Did you sweat at all? Not at my wedding, no. Dude, it was huge. My man. You really didn't. I guess it helps that it's like the most perfect weather on the planet. 64 and sunny. It's a nice environment to be in.

Yeah. We had that over the weekend here. Pretty good. Pretty good. Now it's gone. That's okay. Flood warning, by the way. Like an actual one?

Well, the Wilmot shirts came out, but I think there's an actual flood warning in Austin, Texas through Wednesday. Should we just start refunding one person per shirt drop? Just so they get a free shirt and we can just gas people up? Kind of a weird thing to do. All right. No? Okay. I don't think there's any bad ideas when it comes to that, but that's close.

Dude, fuck you guys. So who's even in the race at this point? Biden, who won South Carolina. We have Warren. We have Bernie. We have Bloomberg. Dylan, you. We have Bernie. We have Bloomberg. Dylan, you love Mike Bloomberg, right? No.

Don't. Dylan, be honest. Who are you voting for? I don't know. Who are you voting for? I don't know. Write yourself in if you're real. I don't like to talk about my politics.

How about that? See, Dylan's like the most political one off the air too he's always like do you guys see what lauren said about bernie and it's definitely not me we're like no what happened this guy we're talking about sty wherever the hell i don't know who the guy is so that's what happened uh chimed in he's the dude that when you turn on the debate if you're looking at the hashtag dem 2020 and you're like you see him up there and you're like at the hashtag Dem2020, and you see him up there, and you're like, oh, yeah, he's the environmental guy. He's still here, huh?

One issue guy. Cool. He pretty much had the exact same statement at every single debate. He didn't deviate from the one sentence about climate change. He brought everything back to climate change, which I don't know if I agree with all of his reasoning, but, you know. That's fine by me. He hung his hat on the one thing that he felt strongest about,

and I'm not going to fault him for that. There's some really good stills from this juvenile thing, though. So, I recommend you go check that out if you haven't. I know that story's like three days old, but whatever. Where is this concert? Is it like a rally? It's a rally. That he just brought Juvenile? My theory is...

Was Juvenile his last final... It was probably appeal to minority voters if I had to be frank about it. Oh, it definitely was. But what I like is it was two things. It was probably that, but he knew he was about to drop out and he just wanted to go Vi. His whole goal was like, dude, if I do this, I'm definitely doing Numbies. What's more cringy, this or the mannequin challenge that Hillary did? The mannequin challenge by far.

It was so bad that they scrubbed it from the internet. Oh, you can find it. No, you can still find it, but you can't find it with the Black Beatles song playing because of copyright issues. That's so, okay. Whatever. The worst thing about the mannequin challenge video other than

I guess there's a number of problems with it but at the end when she breaks character and she's like Hillary I don't know what she says she's like

I'm Hillary Clinton and this is the mannequin challenge like dude no that's not how the mannequin challenge works do you know what she does not look at the internet obviously probably not she just has people killed allegedly Do you not walk? She does not look at the internet, obviously. Probably not.

She just has people killed. Allegedly. Dude, chill. Clinton body count. That's Dylan's theory. He's always coming in here like, Clinton body count. Did you guys see another one? I don't think I've ever seen that.

What was McConaughey doing hanging out with former presidents all weekend? I didn't even see this. Oh, his Instagram. He was just chilling with Bill Clinton and George W. Oh, I'm sure that was some real high-level convo. You said something about both sides of the aisle. That was my W. That was good.

You know Matthew. Brett, do you have any breaking news for us? No, the internet's kind of dead today, Will. Shut up. It's not dead. Honestly, I've been digging. I don't know if you've seen me over here. I'm getting stuff like some facts to explain Leap Day 2020.

The tradition of Leap Day marriage closes. I'm going to take a break. Brett, you do the Leap Day story. I'm going to run to the men's room and then when I get back I've got breaking news of my own. I've got something that's going to shock y'all. Did you see there was a Leap Day guy born on Leap Day who had a baby born on leap day?

That's crazy. Yeah, so you did the chances, but I don't know how to move over the decimal points in order to figure out the percentages. So, like, what percent is that? You weren't on your factorial game? Let me see here. Yeah, my factorial game is weak as hell. The chances of that happening that I just described, so someone born on leap day having a baby also born on leap day, is.00000047. One in a lot.

It's very unlikely to happen. Do you think he tried? Yes. I do too. I absolutely do. And when it gets close enough, you can schedule to – Yep. What's the word for –

Induce it? Induce? They induce that, I think. I think this is a very calculated move. I absolutely agree. So I almost don't respect it as much. Right. It's a cool bond that they have.

Oh, it's tight. All right. Well, hold on. If you're born on leap day let me let me word this correctly if you're born on leap day and you want to have another child born on leap day i feel like the chances are are way way way way way better because you can kind of yeah you manipulate it yeah right if it was just the number i gave you, if it was completely by chance. Right. You can, of course, plan and shoot for a certain date. And if you have a window there, you can, like we said, you can induce to make it happen earlier.

When it was May 29, 2019, this guy was just plowing. Yeah. He was like, this is the day. We've got to do it. We've got to do it. Take work off. We've got to plow all day. You ever do that?

Like the day you're born and you back it up nine months you're like oh my parents were like late september yeah mine mine doesn't really yield much like there's no indication of what was going on with me so i'm not really sure which yours is july yeah i actually know where my parents were when i was conceived oh yeah shots of dallas texas okay this article says the odds of a parent sharing a birthday with their child on leap day is about 1 in 2.1 million. Oh, that would suggest that it's not common. Again, I think it's just completely by chance, which this one was likely not. Dave's back.

Yeah, what's the breaking news that you have? I was thinking the worst radio edit in hip-hop history, if not music history, is the fact that they had to change back That Ass Up to Back That Thing Up. And it is just not. Like, if you remember that, like the PC or like the censored version was Back That Thing Up. And they're like, nah. I've always thought it was strange how that Bobby Shmurda song went from hot n-word to hot boy. Just different syllables? Yeah Yeah for the radio version

Oh I didn't even know that See I don't listen to the radio really Like hot boy It's like Talking about like hot men It's just It's an interesting change

You know Um My breaking news I like to get hot boy though Hot boys dude Um My breaking news Um So I am now the owner of a waffle maker really yeah as of yesterday

i uh i have acquired and invested in a waffle maker ceramic and um let me just say this it's looking like it's a pretty good investment how How many waffles have you gotten off? Is it Belgian? Have you made any awful waffles yet? I have not. I'm waiting on UGG to return my call. It's a joke for five. But I have made a waffle.

What made me do this was I was at the store buying, I don't know what I was buying, but I looked over and I saw some paleo and keto friendly almond flour based pancake and waffle mix and it actually looked kind of good. I've heard it's good but I don't support that. Just eat regular shit. I bought it and so I was like hey well now

the onus is on you to get the waffle maker and then I was like am I ready to make this kind of investment? So you bought the ingredients before you bought the did maker i did that's savage i don't i don't give up you get a fun shape waffle maker is just regular uh state of texas okay i was gonna say did you really no it's actually you got a mickey mouse one it's the meat's been shaped one no it's just a traditional. Little triangles, right? Yeah.

What kind of triangle is that? Is that the isosceles? What's the equal sides one? Maybe it's that one. Equilateral. Triangle? Lateral, yeah. Triangle waffles? It's like a circle with four triangles.

That's how there's, yeah, right? Four quadrants. Yeah, there's like like four It's not technically A triangle though Because one side's curved What is that What is it then I don't know

The official name of it But a triangle has Three sides Straight sides What a fucking dork Yeah I don't think Am I wrong No you're right

You and I are on the same page These guys are calling things Triangles that aren't triangles Okay well I'm just trying to let the people at home imagine it in their head. Sorry, I'm trying to paint a picture. It's like a slice. It looks like a slice.

What age is the homie going to be when you don't know how to do his homework? Oh, that's a good question. I think about this a lot. Like math shit is going to... Once we get past long division, I'm out. If I gave you a complex long division thing right now, do you think you'd be able to do it in the way that you're supposed to do long division? Didn't they change the way it's done?

That would be a major change. I'm pretty sure long division is completely – they do it completely differently now. Come on. Yeah. Like what? They use a calculator? No, no, no. Because you're never going to have to use it.

The way they actually work out a problem on paper is different now than we used to do it. I'm pretty sure. We need to have a geography. That's crazy. We need to have a geography. That's crazy. We need to do a geography. Oh, I'd fucking murder you. That's why I want to do it, because you're so confident that I'm like ready. I would get smoked.

Spelling bee? I can spell. That'd be fun. We should do one of the two, or both. We could be a grammar bee, and I'll just fuck everybody. Grammar bees aren't a thing. You're going to be like, hey, Parks, I know they're going to say this about Pluto, that it's not a planet, but buddy, trust me i'll let him i'll let him uh i'll let the teachers

handle that that i don't even know what they tell him he can make his own decisions on the planets didn't didn't pluto get like the title back of being a planet i think it has condition reinstatement yeah it's stupid but he's like the josh gordon he's in and out okay that's okay gotcha how's the market looking brett not great dave god darn it actually i think it is i saw a bunch of charts over the weekend that in months after like a ridiculous decline um yeah like the dow's up 800 points today Okay. That doesn't even mean much. I don't even know what that means. Hey. It's good.

Did you guys see your 401k? Were any of you in San Antonio over the weekend, maybe at North Star Mall? Good. Because the coronavirus person who tested positive and was mistakenly released from the CDC went to North Star Mall. How do you guys feel about coronavirus now versus when we recorded the pod on Thursday?

It's still completely off my radar. Actually, better. Did you guys see the viral vid of the – one of the health – somebody from Singapore, somebody at the Department of Health there, is giving a speech to Parliament or to everybody. Mark Cuban retweeted it,

and it makes all the sense in the world. He's just basically saying it's not airborne like you get it by the germs being on a surface then you touching your face your mouth your you know your eyes your nose so just wash your hands and don't touch your face which is hard to do because people touch their face they don't even realize it but i need to shave my beard i'll'll touch your face, Dave, with my fist. I heard beards are gigantic. Little hands. A thousand different kinds of facial hair. Yeah, the diagram of what you should do with your facial hair.

They also named every beard. Yeah, Sally was like, which one are you? I'm like, the full beard one. Mine's pretty much the easiest one to spot on here. Yeah, dude, same. Yeah, exactly. You're good. Hell yeah, dude.

So the thought is the beard will just harbor the germs? No, no. It was for whether or not you can have that facial hair with a face mask because I have the beard, it will not seal to my face. So therefore, I leave myself exposed. Exposed! I was told that the face mask doesn't really do much. Like maybe if it keeps you from putting your finger in your mouth for some reason.

Like a dog cone, basically? Yeah, exactly. Don't scratch your ear. Yeah, what if we just started wearing dog cones? Just no germs coming from the periphery. I think there's got to be a better way. Yeah, there's probably a better way. I feel like we're kind of like coronavirus proof in here.

We don't really do much. You guys are at the gym though that's that's where it's gonna live that's where it's gonna live i'm not worried you're gonna be like wow i wish i didn't go to the gym all these years like will i'm not worried about it are you still looking at peloton now that you're married yeah yeah i think i'm gonna actually you let yourself go dude i saw it it's listed on craigslist it's on craigslist right now be Be honest. Micah got a free Peloton, which I'm very upset about. He got sponsored by Peloton? No, no. So I had dinner with Micah this past weekend,

and they had a flywheel that they bought off somebody in our apartment. They put it up for sale because they couldn't fit it in their apartment. It's the most yuppie trash Craigslist post of all time. So they bought a flywheel, and because Flywheel did so badly, I think Peloton ended up buying them out or something and now they're just replacing everyone's Flywheels with Pelotons. Wow. So Micah's just getting a free Peloton.

He's on cloud nine. That's crazy. I was like, fuck you. We had to pay money for that thing and you're just getting it free. Bullshit. You should just go push it over in their apartment. I'm going to.

I might just put mine next to theirs in their apartment and just do classes with Mic I might just put mine next to theirs in their apartment and just do classes with Micah. Should we get out of here? Yeah, probably. Wait a minute. I've got possibly some breaking news. Goodness.

I thought the internet was dead. If you haven't already, go to watch.com.com.com slash shop for a Wilmons shirt. I saw Nick Foles was training. I thought maybe he retired or something. You were going to say Choco Taco slander gives ice cream aficionados a meltdown. That's what I mean

when these headlines are terrible today, Dave. Not a lot happening other than the virus. A gigantic coronavirus. Yeah. I mean, look, it's bad. Flu's, look, it's bad. Flu's killed many, many more people.

You're probably in the clear, right, Will? Based on your, like, five days out of your LAX experience? I think so. Okay. I think so, yeah. I think that, yeah, like, four-day period of... Yeah, I think I'm good. I don't know.

I did have to take Benadryl. Now we got the San Antonio thing. When I was itching this morning before I took the Benadryl, the first thing I did was Google coronavirus symptoms. Did you really? You thought you... Well, I mean, I was really itchy for some reason. I couldn't figure it out.

There's nothing visible on my body that looks like it would be itchy. And it was really random. So I decided to look it up. Are you doing meth again? I ruled out bed bugs because Sally, I asked her this morning, and she's more sensitive to that stuff than I am. I was like, are you itchy at all? And she was like, no, I'm good.

I don't know. I'm just an itch boy now. Little itch. Shouts to all the itch boys out there. Little itch made. Don't want to call you a bitch boy, but I wasn't going to let him do that. I'm itch made. I didn't say that.

I wasn't going to do that. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here, guys. We'll see you tomorrow after the women tell all. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.